Take stock of all our retainers, and find out which ones are missing. Then we go and get that bastard.

>>31732559
Makes sense.

We ought to find out more about our retainers in general if we can

>>31732432
Panic internally, then agree to look into the matter with an appropriate amount of pomp and blustering. Then >>31732559.

>>31732432
To clarify/remind, they've already got the retainer that was spotted running off with the sword, he apparently came back and went to sleep (sword being passed off to someone else).

>>31732610
Well then we interrogate this fellow. Bring adella with us, she might have an insight as to who might have ultimately stolen it and why.

>>31732641
This

Incidentally, is anyone else getting a really fucked up pastebin page, or is it just me?

>>31732610
In that case, go beat the man some more until he gives us something to start from, and really hope Adelle comes up with something since she seems to be destined to be the brains of this operation.

>>31732671
The pastes look fine to me at least.
>>31732683
>>31732683
Of course, a bit of the good cop bad cop interrogation would go a long way as well
I would find if really hot if Adelle ended up as the bad cop in this

>>31732727
>The pastes look fine to me at least.
Right, yeah, looks like it's some problem with Chrome.

Ugh.

No time to figure it out now, though.

>>31732727
Oh hell yes. She is a geomancer right? Does that mean she can manipulate earth?


>"I'm afraid I can't keep my associate back for much longer. Now, unless you want her to continue your case of the reverse shits until you taste soil in your mouth, you're going to tell us what we need to know."

>>31732641
>>31732683
Let's interrogate this fucker

>>31732824
Adelle is the calm tactful one, plus that's not how geomancy works.

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>>31732727
>>31732918
Adelle can do bad cop but you'd have difficulty being good cop even at the best of times.

>>31733045
Our wife calms us down enough for us to think,

If it was a "mistake" where was he yesterday and what was he doing?

For that matter. . .does Adelle know why Kelaine is accusing this particular retainer? What kind of description did the retainer who had the sheathed sword and climb over the wall did they give?

And if he was seen, why wasn't he caught.

>>31733112
Good questions, he had better come up with a good alibi to back his claims of innocence, and we ought to find out more from the witnesses who saw him.

>>31733112
>>31733140
Really it would be up to Adelle to think of this. We're just interested in beating him to a pulp till he gives us answers.

>>31733305
Anybody think of the possibility of mind altering magic?

He may have done it, but not know he done it.

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F-feel free to make suggestions at any time...

>>31733635
As it is, we don't even know what direction to head in, let alone anything better on where to start looking, we can't go running off into the wilderness without a single clue of where to go.

Captcha being a bitch for anyone else?

>>31733635
Huh.. she seems eager to get out

travel aimlessly

Hang on, thinking of a plan

>>31733635
Alright, so for now, no further information can be gathered from this guy, who may have been either bewitched or impersonated or a really really devoted liar, in which case we still can't get any further info.

As Adella put it, we know it it's here, and she suggest we go out and search for it. The best place to start would be anyone Adella can think would be interested in the sword, so I suggest we let here come up with ideas and follow.

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I'm an idiot.

>>31733977
>"Unless we have another plan"
>implying we can into planning
We get a horse, some cash, and enough supplies for at least a few days and then ride out north.

>>31734011
No sense letting him get any further away, lets get going as soon as possible.

>>31734061
>>31734074
We should also have Adella tell lord Kelaine we're going to retrieve the sword, and then have our most trusted retainer (not that other guy) be put in charge keeping our estate in good condition until we return.

>>31734011
Let's get going!

>>31734099
To be clear, these aren't your retainers; they're your family's retainers. You don't have any retainers, or land, at the moment - your dad does (theoretically, you're supposed to get a bit of the family lands when you get married, but...). Most of your family's retainers are still back at their estates.

>>31734217
Ah, okay. Well, then even better we have less things to worry about.

>head north
To horse and adventure!

>>31734473
Let's go inside, and ask around.

>>31734473
To the Inn! Get a room, a meal and something to drink, see how our new wife copes with alcohol, and scope the place out for anyone suspicious/ useful/ hot.

>>31734473
Save our rations and eat some warm tavern food.

But after we're fed we take one look at our wife, her windswept hair, that independent flaire of hers, the smile behind those eyes, and we say "Food's good, but I want to taste more of /that/"
>Go to bed with our wife

Then in the morning we can do some more investigating and things

>>31734558
>>31734564
>>31734579
Food, beer, and love.

Then in the morning keep an eye out for something interesting.

>>31734579
After riding all day and all night, we're probably really tired and after we eat we just want to sleep. It'd also put down some of the pressure from Adella in case she thinks she needs to keep sexing us. Let's us both relax.

And then in the early hours of the morning, we gift her with wake-up sex

>>31734640
We're much better at planning for sex than adventure, we are.

>>31734640
That sounds awesome actually.

>>31734473
>Eat well, go to bed and relax
>Wake up, gentle sleeping wife tenderings, followed by morning sex

>>31734688
We have Mr. Bones to thank for that

>>31734640
I approve of this idea

>>31734640
Seconded, let's treat her well for once.

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Sorry, random encounter before you could head off to bed.

Also, gotta go grab some food, be back in a bit.

>>31734803
>An interesting story that won't be repeated here for the sake of time
o-okay, it's not like we wanted to hear it! ;_;


Well, shiiit. Is she serious? Holy damn, did we strike gold.
Of course we won't put to waste the offer Adella gives us.

>>31734803
>threesome with the inkeeper's daughter
Okay now this had got to be a trap!

Screw it, screw them both and damn the consequences!

>>31734872
I agree.
And it'd be a shame to allow such a talent to go to waste...

Though I can't help but worry that it may be a canvas tarp

>>31734875
I like the threesome idea. Ask Adelle and Trissa if they'd be amenable to sharing.

>>31734872
>>31734875
>>31734897
>>31735079
Threesome sounds like the plan. Any particulars, or just go with the flow?

>>31735224
I often find going with the flow and letting the author do the imagination gives us a nice product.

Would like to see some girl on girl though, even if it's just kissing.

>>31735224
I kinda want to be a little mean to Trissa, not too much, just some light insults/dirty talk and good old pigtail handlebars style thing. Still being nice and romantic to Adelle, try and get her into domming the little slut as a bonding activity.

>>31735311
>I kinda want to be a little mean to Trissa, not too much, just some light insults/dirty talk and good old pigtail handlebars style thing. Still being nice and romantic to Adelle, try and get her into domming the little slut as a bonding activity.
Heh.

>>31735311
Sounds kinky

>>31735293
yeah, gotta have a little girl on girl while we bang both of them

>>31735365
>>31735293
>>31735359
I agree with these

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Wow, this is long. Oh, it's not even finished? Hmm.

Sorry, I guess.

>>31736675
Fuck Adele and get the girl to give her a rimjob while we fuck her.

>>31736675
Smut is good so the longer the better as long as it doesn't get boring. That certainly wasn't boring.

>>31736675
Well then, I suppose we must give our wife a good vigorous fucking, though I do like the degrading stuff, so having Trissa do that >>31736885 sounds good to me, maybe both play with her body a bit spanking/pinching/pulling while she's at it, but keep all positive attention on Adelle.

>>31736675
Hey Understudy, how extreme/ fetishy are you willing to go?

>>31736885
>>31736949
Adelle does not like receiving oral sex.

>>31737011
I don't know, let's find out together.

>>31737066
That is a good point, forgot about that... Well we'll just have to make use of her ourselves I suppose, let Adelle encourage her a little with the pigtails.

>>31737066
Do you know what a rimjob is? She said she didn't like having mouth/teeth near her vagina.

>>31737224
Rimjob means anilingus, yes?

She said, specifically:
>"I don't really like the - you know, the thought of teeth, down there. It's not that I don't trust you, but, it just, I can't think of anything else and-"
The anus is also "down there."

>>31737315
Goddamn, you are boring.

>>31737315
Yes.
I thought she was talking about her vagina and clit. I can understand fearing teeth near there, but a tounge playing with rim can't fo much harm. You can't bite an asshole even if you wanted. Well fears don't always have to be rational, if she fears it without reason i can't say anything more about it. It doesn't make sense though, fearing a rimjob.

>>31737377
You can discuss it with her later, if you want, but I figured the middle of sex isn't when you wanted to spring that on her.

>>31737377
>You can't bite an asshole even if you wanted.
Challenge accepted. Time to bite her asshole.

>>31737411
Yeah, it's not a discussion for when we are domming another girl, i thought she would be fine with it. That's why i suggested it insted of an oral. Well, no luck i guess.

>>31737377
Eh, people get creeped out by weird stuff sometimes, if she doesn't like the thought of teeth near her intimate parts then now is probably not the time to try to work past that.

>>31737411
I like it, its an odd little character quirk to work around.

>>31737501
I want to force her to get eaten out by a gibbering mouther or a malboro to get over her retarded phobia. Or to mindbreak her into being less of a little bitch.

>>31737754
Still, aversion to teeth or not, she's pretty bro-tier even for a loving wife.

>>31737892
I find her annoying as fuck, personally.

>>31737921
That would be because you are an obvious troll.

>>31737936
>don't like character
>FUK OFF TROLL
Wow dude, chill out on the waifuism shit.

>>31737411
It's only our 2nd night, and I would say that it may not yet be time to try out something drastic.

But then I realized, hell, it's our 2nd night and she just approved a threesome.

I say while we fuck her from behind we finger her ass at least, where hopefully she's too pleasured to care too mch. If all goes well, we go through the backdoor with a degree of tact of course.

>>31737965
Anal sounds good.
Would give us a chance to assert our own strong role as the husband.

>>31737965
>I say while we fuck her from behind we finger her ass at least, where hopefully she's too pleasured to care too mch. If all goes well, we go through the backdoor with a degree of tact of course.
Ah, I'm already pretty deep on the writing and it's missionary position because nobody said otherwise. I'll work in a bit of anal play though, if nobody objects.

>>31738048
I don't object, in fact I'd like to see how far we could push it.

>>31737950
>doesn't like character
>therefore suggests she gets raped by a gibbering mouther
Why would I think this was a troll?

>>31738069
Same.
Whatever happens it's alright anyway, she's only human. Let's encounter some real freaky monsters and then the fun can begin.

>>31738125
>ur not allowed to have fetishes!
Well thanks, fetish police.

>>31738125
>>31738157
Guys please.

We wouldn't want to rape or force her per say, but I'd say convincing her face her fear through sex one day could be a good idea, if done correctly and with care.

>>31738125
Its murder-Ruby-guy all over again. Something has made him inexplicably butthurt about the existence of a character, and he's going to scream about it at every point he can. Just ignore him and don't vote stupidly and eventually he'll shut up.

>>31738513
Not him, but it's perfectly fine to dislike a character and honestly that accusation is going a little overboard for what was probably a suggestion to get rid of a sexual stigma and open up new doors, not outright murder.

>>31738570
That said, apart from perhaps her fear, I don't see much reason to dislike her at this point.
She's been an extremely caring and patient person, especially considering she holds up the conversation most of the time, and her usefulness is evident.

And she's our wife and on the 2nd night she invited us to a lightcore domination threesome.

>>31738513
Christ man, get the fuck over yourself. Until he starts voting to kill her in every scene, you're the one being a faggot here.

>>31738570
Its fine to not like her, inexplicable as it may be, but
>mindbreak her into being less of a little bitch.
is somewhat heavy don't you think?

>>31738747
He's whined about it in both threads, demand we get rid of her and randomly insulted both the character and the QM both times. Fuck that guy.

>>31738747
nice try kill-ruby fag

>>31738778
Perhaps, but not necessarily out of a murderous malice, but more wanting to maker be less of a (perceived) "uptight vanilla prude" who won't into oral" so to speak.

But really, not being into

>>31738836
>>31738844
It's definitely not in the intention to get rid of her and I saw no insult to the QM who is doing pretty great actually.

Accusations on top of accusations benefits no one by the way and that goes to both sides of this rather unnecessary argument.

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>>31738130
I honestly didn't expect to spend this long with Trissa, blargh.

>>31738612
>And she's our wife and on the 2nd night she invited us to a lightcore domination threesome.
She actually wasn't suggesting a threesome.

>>31738900
*not being into oral is reasonable, I mean, she is a person with personal tastes.

>>31738925
Oh well, I really really really hope this wasn't a test of our fidelity then because we utterly failed. But she did definitely suggest us pleasuring Trissa, and I'd say inviting her into it was simply keeping our wife in mind.

>>31738925
>What do
Ask if she's trying to see if we can lip read, or if she's practicing geomancy

>>31738925
Greet her. Ask her what she is reading.

>>31739009
She suggested that we fuck her. She was okay with being left out until we called her along.

>Time to write hot sexy descriptive smut? 1 hour
>Time to complete certain activities related to enjoying said smut? 10 minutes

>>31739009
>>31739153
Pretty much these

>>31738925
Greet her and ask about what she's reading

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>>31739009
This anon >>31739153 has it right. She was suggesting you have sex with Trissa, not a threesome.

>>31739189
>>Time to complete certain activities related to enjoying said smut? 10 minutes
I'm glad that you enjoyed it, anon.

>>31739606
get up
eat
continue on the trail of sord thief

>>31739606
>doesn't want to look us in the eyes
We fucked up didn't we.
Also did she really tell us her passion and we said "anything interesting?"
Goddamn it Richard.

>>31739606
Let's get breakfast. Ask her to pick up on the trail after the breakfast.

>>31739722
>>doesn't want to look us in the eyes
>We fucked up didn't we.
What? Please go read childrens books. You need to improve.

>>31739606
Go get breakfast, check to make sure there's nothing we're missing in the Inn, and continue on the trail.

>>31739722
>>doesn't want to look us in the eyes
>We fucked up didn't we.
wut?..
>Also did she really tell us her passion and we said "anything interesting?"
>Goddamn it Richard.
anon, seriously. How can you be so shit at understanding what you read?

>>31739928
>>31739857
Guess I'm just an idiot then.

>"some might call it a passion of mine"
>"anything interesting?"
>"Adelle winces"
It led me to believe she thought we didn't find geomancy interesting. But yeah, I'm probably misinterpreting that badly.

>>31739980
We just don't know it. We wouldn't understand the expalantions and wouldn't be interested in it, since it is all technical stuff. So, actually yes, we do not find it interesting. Seeing her do things with her, cool and interesting. But the expalanations are not.

>>31740032
Yeah, but we could at least feign it and say "Sounds interesting but I wouldn't understand any of it"
It's unimportant at this point.

>>31740124
that's lying anon. if your trying to be nice to the waifu, then be truthful

we're not interested

>>31740124
We did show interest and ask, she just said it's technical. Seriously, do you people even read?

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>>31740124
To clarify: Adelle was not wincing because of any perceived slight to her field of interest.

Only the first roll counts, per MrBones' venerable tradition.

Rolled 2

>>31740281

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>>31740358
Hey, look on the bright side! That's like a 6 on 3d20 best of!

>>31740358
Goodness we really good at nothing but fucking.

Rolled 3

>>31740595

>>31740595
>6
Or even a 10, if I remember basic math!

>>31740612
Good ol' textadventure quest

>>31740612
as evident by >>31740625

>>31740625
No, dear, we're done rolling now. Now you need to decide to do something.

>>31740708
Uhh, well, shit.

"Let me ask you something. You could steal my money, spend it all and get yourself enough food for say. . .a month. Then you're going to have to go out alone, hope you find someone easy enough to rob and do the whole thing all over again.

Or, you could come along with us, help us along our way, and when this is over I'll make sure you never have to steal anything ever again."

>>31740791
Worse comes to worse, it's a crazy plan, but maybe we can get off our horse and give it a good kick and have it run at her. We run crouched behind it as cover and get close to her.

>>31740791
Looks like this is the winner? Roll 1d20.

Rolled 3

>>31740936

Rolled 15

>>31740936
Here's hoping we're good at something other than sex

>>31740963
Literally clapped, thanks for this.

>>31741177
hand over the gold. I hope they choke on it.

>>31741177
Doesn't look like we have a choice, does the other one have a bow or a weapon?

"Fine, I hope you know what you're passing up. Incidentally, what kind of robbers are you the little one has a point. You could've killed us and taken the gold."

>>31741177
point an say "look a distraction" and when they look away run for it

>>31741177
>>31741510
We're a fucking swordsage, we aren't quitting this easily.

If we can't fight a little satyr and her friend with a bow, what's going to happen when we get into REAL danger?

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>>31741712
I'm sorry to say that it seems you've been outvoted.

I hope everybody enjoyed the thread!

>>31741968
I'm almost certain it's dwarves.

>>31741968
Dammit
Well, thanks for running, was good
I still don't know why were afraid of goddamn satyr CHLDREN

Can we at least say we were not stupid enough to give them all the gold?

>>31742094
that was specified
we gave them one of several purses, but enough for a pair of peasants to be carrying.

>>31742094
>Can we at least say we were not stupid enough to give them all the gold?
That was my intended implication.

Also, only Chara was a child. Despina was an adult.

Wait, shit, I mean, they're all adults, definitely, and totally okay to fuck.

Will whoever is archiving these threads in suptg stop putting in troll descriptions?

>>31742296
No.

>>31742309
don't stop, I love it.

>>31739722
>>31739980
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. You did figure out why she "doesn't want to look us in the eyes," right?

>>31743414
well, she did look in our eyes, she was just distracted by our ruggedly handsome good looks.

>>31742309
yes