Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena's number one fan, Jade Revolver, decided to try her best and become a Hero. In the process she was arrested and put in the same cell as the evil Cosplay Lass. While in there the girl discovered the joys of inflicting pain on others by torturing the Villain. Both the Hero and Villain Association decide they wanted her on their team. She decided to join both.>Meanwhile Robomaid went on a very important mission to water a plant. She found satisfaction in doing good. Is this a turning point for the former Villain?>We now join Rena as she meets up with a friend.
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>>31716085>>We now join Rena as she meets up with a friend.Is it Bob?
"So you're really gonna join again?"AH: "Yeah. They figured since I didn't really kill Ignis and all that... I mean, it took Big Boss a lot of convincing but they're gonna let me back in. I even got this super cool new eye. It can shoot laser beams.">Anti-Hero looks away, a sad smile on her face.AH: "I figured I've done a lotta bad stuff, you know? So... Might as well try and be a real Hero this time. A good one. Work my way back up to C-Class 1.""I know you can do it, Anti-Hero."AH: "Ah, don't call me that anymore. I'm thinking of a new name. Something like Laser Eye. What do you think?"
>>31716165She could call herself the cyclop or something like that.
>>31716165>Laser EyeHow about "Meltdowner"
ask what her REAL name is.
>>31716165That sounds way too cheesy. How about... Death Eye! No? Kill Gaze? Murder Face? Evil Eye? I give up.Also consider not shooting with the laser when your eye is closed.
>>31716206That's a good one.>>31716217Ask this too.
>>31716165Eye feel site we can come up with ballin puns
>>31716165BEHOLD!THE NEW, THE IMPROVEDOPTIC BLAST!
>>31716195>MeltdownerKind of hits a little too close to home, I think.>>31716206This is kind of reasonable.
>>31716195That's the name of the crazy bitch that shoots lasers in Raildex. She's even edgier than Antihero was.
>>31716165Demon Gaze?Oh wait.
>>31716165Laser Eye is good, so would be Laser Gazer or Optic Blaster or Burning Oculus.
>>31716165So does this mean she's more or less like Rena now? Normal human relying on gadgeteery to make by? (Except Rena also has the supreme power of Friendship.)
>>31716165So does that eye shoot laser beams, or punches from the punch dimension?
"Eh... How about something like Deadeye?"AH: "... That sounds pretty badass. Let me try it out..."DE: "Okay, how's this look?""I like it. So is that all you got now?"DE: "Nah. I'm still super strong. Bet I could whoop your butt in arm wrestling.""Haha, I'm sure. So, what's your real name?. I don't think you've ever told me."DE: "I guess I could tell you my true name... It's Celeste.""That's a cute name!">A hissing sound catches Rena's attention.
>>31716165"I dunno, sounds kind of close to Lazy Eye. What about Biclops, or Lock-On?"
>>31716165laser eye is too on the nose.be something like HAWKEYEor DAZZLER
>>31716410>Rena sees Hissy holding a card. The snake slithers up to her and lets her take it from it's mouth. Rena looks over the card.DE: "What is it?""It's... A card? I think it's from Queenie. I don't know. I can't read any of this.">She flips it over and sees it's still marked with more runes. There's two check boxes in the back but Rena can't even determine what they would be for.
>>31716410Oh that's a cute... snake?
>>31716410what is it?queenie fell in a well?
>>31716410We have a new mission: learn everyone's real name!
>>31716410What about nonlethal weaponry? Since her problem was killing all the villains she fought, it'd be a good idea to seek alternatives. We could let her borrow our handcuffs if she wants.
>>31716451eye something something birdFuck it just call her up and ask. Apologize for not being fluent in hieroglyphics.
>>31716451let's go visit queenie.Tell her we do not speak this language.
>>31716451Oh, Queenis sent us a card, how nice. I guess it is one of those "wish you were here" ones.
>>31716451We get to be the flower girl!
>>31716451Put a check in both boxes, then give it back.
>>31716451Research Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics on the internet.Also, since the snake was willing to come all this way, give it some food. What do snakes eat? We might want to research that on the internet, too.
>>31716451Do you have LPR's number? I'm sure she'd be able to translate, and it means you won't have to call QotW and maybe end up offending her by not understanding her language.
>>31716451Call Queenie and ask her whats up.
>>31716451I can read ancient Egyptian.It says "Blurbleflep"
>>31716451Let's call up Raindrops, so we don't have to admit to Queenie that we can't read whatever the hell she just sent us.
>>31716451it's obviously a love letter.write "YES" over the check boxes
>>31716451Pet snake.Feed it some treats
>>31716451Quick googling says it says Rena.
>>31716451Scan it with the Queenie app her record company produced on your phone
>>31716451>There's two check boxes in the back but Rena can't even determine what they would be for.Of course she can't, this is obviously a "Do you like me?" card.
>>31716451Flip it over to the other side. We might be able to translate it for you.>captcha: ynatre sibleI don't think that's what it says, captcha, but thanks for trying.
>>31716451Take photo with phone. Use internet to auto-translate.
This is obviously an invitation to a beach party.It's the Beach Episode.
>>31716699Yes! This is the best solution.
>>31716538I don't think it says that..."Hold on, I need to call someone.">Rena calls up Raindrops and asks her to put Queen of the World on the line. She hears the Egyptian yelling at her from the other side.QotW: "PEASANT RENA! IS THAT YOU!? CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME!?""Y-yes! Loudly!"QotW: "GOOD! I AM INVITING YOU TO COME AND ENJOY MY NEWEST CREATION. IT IS BY THE SOUTHERN END OF THE CITY. YOU MAY INVITE OTHER PEASANTS THAT YOU DEEM WORTHY OF MY PRESENCE.""W-what exactly are we doing..?"QotW: "I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WONDERS OF PAID SLAVE LABOR AND HAVE HAD MY NEW WAGE SLAVES CREATE A BEACH IN MY HONOR. YOU ARE TO COME AND ADMIRE IT. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!?""Yeah..."QotW: "GOOD! I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE. BRING FOOD.">Rena hangs up.I think my eardrum burst...DE: "Was that Queen of the World?""Yeah. She's having some kind of beach party? I've never been to one before."DE: "That's cause we don't have a beach. How did she get a beach?""I don't know... You wanna go?"DE: "Naaah... I don't have a swimsuit or anything...""Come on."DE: "Nope. You go and hang with the Queen. I got Hero stuff to do today."Aww...Well, she said I could invite anyone else.
>>31716840InvitedEveryone.Well okay, at least the Monster family + Sparkle, Chet, Shadow Man...and I kinda wanna see what Velocity Raptor would do at a beach.
>>31716840Invite a bunch of villains, then she can do hero stuff at the beach.
>>31716840>Queenie's faceGood lordAnyway, invite Bridget. And robomaid. And Sparkle+family.
>>31716840Invite evil you
>>31716840> HAVE HAD MY NEW WAGE SLAVES CREATE A BEACH IN MY HONOR>SLAVES CREATE A BEACH IN MY HONOR>CREATE A BEACH>A BEACHInvite MM. And the Sparkle clan too.
>>31716840Invite Bridgette and Sparkles.Bring hot dogs and lasagna.
>>31716840>queenie owns a beach now as we go invite fucking EVERYBODY!
>>31716840Rena, you need to buy a swimsuit. You may have one or several already, but you need to buy a new one. The unbendable laws of the prose say so.
>>31716840Please don't forget to bring the food, wouldn't want to disappoint Queenie
>>31716840Obviously Bridgette.Maybe the rest of the MM family too, it would be nice for them to get out.Robomaid, if she can keep the sand out of her circuitry.Fuck it, invite EVERYONE.Except evil you, she's kind of a cunt.
How about Balloon Man? He did do Rena a solid by keeping a building from collapsing while she dealt with Dark Stranger that one time.
Wait.If there is no beaches, are there even stores that sell swimsuits and other beach stuff?
>>31716840A beach? Invite Bridgette and Cynthia.
>>31716840Invite your friends, and if they want to bring someone they can do so.
>>31716840OH MAN, TIME FOR SOME SWIMSUIT SHOPPING
>>31716840You know what to bring to the beach. You've seen enough anime to know. Hot dogs. Shaved ice. A WATERMELON, a blindfold and a baseball bat.
Queenies probably already invited most people.At the very least we need Robomaid to tag along tho.Also, gonna need a onsie swimsuit
>>31716840Bring Robomaid and... who haven't we seen in a while? Jade Revolver? Yeah, invite Jade with you too.
>>31716840Let's invite Shadow Man, Jade Revolver, Lord of Death, Threepunch-Man, Caffornicator, the entire Monster Family, and Sparkle. Then let's buy a lot of food, and not forget the watermelon
>>31716986Of course. There are robust swimming facilities
>>31716997HYPE DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE WHAT I'M FEELINGHopefully we'll get something that suits Rena. That'll be difficult considering how flat she is.
>>31717025I wouldn't recommend bringing Caffornicator and the Monster family to the same place.
>>31717002Rena hardly knows what anime is.
>>31717047Thats what the onesie is for. I'm told it flatters the flat
>>31717047If Ouran High School Host Club has taught me anything, it's that flatties look good in frilly swimsuits.
>>31717047Of course, a school swimsuit
>>31716840How about Velocity Raptor? We haven't seen him in a while.Or Madam Hourglass! She's helped us out a few times!
>>31716986Pools are a thing, anon.>>31716840>DE: "Naaah... I don't have a swimsuit or anything..."That's a shit excuse. She can come buy one.
>>31717002Wouldn't Rena also need sunscreen and several very floppy hats?And lube.
>>31717097Tell deadeye that most heroes and villains are likely to be at this thing
>>31717085Give the school swimming suit to Robomaid.
Alright, I'm gonna need a new swimsuit, shaved ice, hot dogs, watermelon, a blindfold, a bat.... Why the last three? I'll just take your word for it.Shaved ice is pretty delicious though.>Rena and Deadeye part ways. As Rena walks home she calls up all of her friends and tells them to come and to bring their own friends and family or whatever. It's gonna be a massive party.>When she gets back home she tells Robomaid about the party. The maid says she has her own swimsuit but Rena's are old enough to the point where they don't fit.RM: "I have a suggestion, mistress.""What is it?">Robomaid pulls out a swimsuit.RM: "With this we can emphasize the few assets that you -do- possess, mistress.""Are you making fun of me again?"RM: "Of course not."I'm not wearing that.
>>31717156You know you want to.
>>31717156Does she have anything frilly?Her master was an otaku, he HAS to have frilly swimsuits.
>>31717156Yeah, you'd look terrible in that. Go get a frilly swimming suit with a nice midriff.
>>31717156Yeah, that's a villain swimsuit. Get something frilly.
Call up Jade Revolver, she'll be tickled pink. And her going on about fanfictions to everyone will be sure to be amusing.>>31717156Tell her you'd rather the focus be the swimsuit, not whats under it.
>>31717156Go swimsuit shopping with Bridgette.
>>31717156HA HA TIME FOR SHOPPING
>>31717156Put on a frilly swimsuit and several sloppy hats stacked on top of each other.
>>31717156Robomaid, your suspect historical data is showing again.
>>31717214THIS.Pick something nice for her too!
>>31717156You might as well try it on just to see what it looks like. Who knows? You might like it!>captcha: comfort andoittListen to the captcha. It might be really comfortable.
>>31717156Try it on just to see how it looks, maybe feel good about how you look for a change?But yeah I agree don't wear it to the party. Go shopping and buy a one-piece.
>>31717156Yes you are.
>>31717156Do you think you could get one of those suits that starts at the neck, then goes past the breasts and crosses around in the back, so it looks like a diamond shape in front?
>>31717156I have no opinion on the swimsuit, but you absolutely must get a gigantic hat. The more shade it provides, the better.
>>31717156Go shopping, but bring this as a backup in case we don't find anything else that works for us or in case Deadeye decides to show up anyway
>>31717156Rena it's not a nude beach party, you have to wear it. Jeeze, why are you so perverted all the time?Also, Celeste's hero name should be "Angel Eye" instead of Deadeye. Duh.
>>31717242Yes. Because there's nothing more comfy than cheese wire wrapped around your private bits.Rena has enough trouble with people falling in love with her as it is.
>>31717156yeahnahmaximum frillsexposed bellybutton would be nice tho
Ugh... Okay, fine. I'll at least try it on............Oh god, it's like butt floss... This is the least comfortable thing in the world.RM: "I think you should not wear this.""Yeah!">Rena changes back to normal and calls Bridgette up. The Villain reveals she hasn't bought a swimsuit herself so the two agree to go shopping. There are a few other Heroes and Villains inside shopping.>While there Rena picks out two swimsuits. One has frills and the other is a one piece."What do you think, Bridgette?"B: "... The one piece is cute but so's the two piece..."You guys keep saying frills and here's one with frills. And it has a cute little skirt too. Hmm...Which one?
>>31717422I cannot decide until seeing the appropriately stylish beach-hat that you will be wearing with them.
>>31717422Left of course
>>31717422Frills.Also buy a hat, you need it for your pale skin.
>>31717467Yes, a sunhat is important.
>>31717422Rena, over there! A perfect one for you!
>>31717422MORE FRILLSALSO HAT
>>31717422Frills, but let's bring the butt floss just in case.
>>31717494This is so perfect.
>>31717517>Frills, but let's bring the butt floss just in case.Yeah, it could be useful if something get stuck in Rena's buttcrack.
>>31717422What's Bridgette got?
>>31717560a nose bleed.
>>31717422Also don't forget a suitably large hat
>>31717422don't forget to uhm, shave down there unless your not embarrassed for some hairs sticking out.
>>31717631What are you talking about? Rena is naturally hairless
>>31717631>implying rena has body hairGotta go through puberty for that, mate.
Frills it is.>Rena gets an even frillier outfit and a nice big hat. She changes and looks at herself in the mirror. Maybe it's the frills and skirt but she doesn't look utterly flatI like it.Better than butt floss.>She motions for Bridgette to come into the changing room. The villain is in her own outfit, a simple black two piece."How do I look?"B: "... You... You look nice..."I think this is it, then. >>31717517But, why? It's horrible.Alright, I'm gonna get this, the food, a stick, blindfold. I'm new to the whole beach party thing. Is there anything else I need? Suntan lotion, I guess."Bridgette, you okay?"B: "Yeah...">She goes back into her room.Anyway what else do I need?
>>31717788Sun Tan Lotion of course
>>31717788Goddamn I love Bridgette. She's just too cute
>>31717788Drinks! Your list has no drinks!
>>31717788Inflatable ball and a volleyball net.
>>31717788You didn't compliment Bridgette on her outfit, Rena! That's very rude.
>>31717788>>31717788You might need to at least compliment MM on her outfit.I know you're asexual, but you could at least be nice.
>>31717788Snacks and drinks and tables and parasols for said tables and towels.
>>31717788watermelons, a lot of watermelons.
>>31717614> Rena> forget a hatAs if
>>31717788She thinks you look hot in it, and she cannot has.Bring some umbrellas and beach towels. Maybe a beachball or volleyball.
>>31717788BRING MEAT AND VEGGIES TO BARBEQUE
>>31717788>Suntan lotionYes, and remember to get someone with soft hand to apply it to your back and return the favor!I'm sure Robomaid would do it, but metal hands and lotion? I don't think it would work out.
>>31717788That hat isn't big enough.Drinks.Compliment Bridgette.
>>31717788>Anyway what else do I need?Suntan lotion, umbrellas, beach balls, towels, alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks.
>>31717788>>31717900BUY A SOMBRERO
>>31717788A qt grill
Have we gotten Rena drunk yet?
>>31717922And a fake mustache.Become Renaldo!
>>31717876>>31717940Queen asked us to bring food, right? Get these.
>>31717941Yup. She made drunk innuendo-ridden calls to Bridgette.
>>31717977>>31717941Obviously we'll need to get her drunk again.
>>31717941Yes, at least once, with Sparkles.
>>31717788Sunscreen, not suntan lotion. You don't want to get sunburnt.
>>31717788>>31717900This is true, the hat lacks sufficient wideness.and you should maybe be nice to Bridgett.this is actually kind of cruel to her
>>31717922You only get to buy a sombrero if you also buy tequila.These are rules.
>>31718020No, cruel will be when we tell Rena to ask her to rub the sunscreen in
>>31717941Yes.But not today.And not with Bridgette in close b proximity
>>31718020Yeah, Bridgette seems cursed to live forever alone. Too sad.
>>31718113We should set her up with someone.Maybe Celeste.
>>31718020We should honestly get Prince Whatshisname to build a ray gun to turn Rena gay. It would solve so many problems.
>>31718145>set bridgette up with someoneworking on it!
>>31718160What she needs is a sex drive
>>31718160Giving Rena a libido is what spawned NegaRena.You don't want another power stealing abomination do you?
>>31718160That's immoral anon.
>>31718160There's always the magic sword.
>>31718190Well if there are two Renas with sex drives they can hook up and work out their differences
>>31718190The voices can keep her in check.
>>31718227Still fails to solve b the Bridgette issue
>>31718160The problem isn't that Rena isn't gay, it's that she has literally no interest in romance or sex whatsoever.
>>31718207Depends on what Rena wants. She has been sort of envious of people who can feel romantic emotions. Maybe she'd like to know what it's like.What do you think, Rena? Is it worth considering?
Bridgette's very obviously not over Rena.Trying to set her up with someone is just plain dickish.
>>31718245They both like Bridgette. So a three-person relationship.
>>31718251But rena says she's doesn't like girls though?
Sunscreen, right. My mistake.>The two of them pay for their outfits and head off. Bridgette says that she's gonna go pack and she'll meet her at the beach."Hey, Bridgette."B: "Hmm?""I forgot to say this earlier but I think you looked nice in that swimsuit."B: "R-really?""Yeah"B: "Uhm.... Thanks.">The two part ways, with Rena stopping by the store to buy sunscreen lotion, alcohol, not-alcohol, and a bunch of food.>She goes back home and spots Robomaid wearing the outfit she had rejected earlier.".............."RM: ".... Hello, Mistress. I was simply trying on the outfit. I did not expect you to return so soon."".................."RM: ".... I will change into something more suitable. I am sorry for showing you something like this, Mistress."======================================
>>31718266It's not like she has a chance with Rena, getting her to move on is best. Besides, she didn't seem that opposed to trying something with Rider, just because she still finds Rena attractive doesn't mean she's hopelessly in love or whatever.
>>31718304She said she's not interested in sex or romance, so gender is irrelevant.
>>31718251To be fair that's a problem because everyone seems to be Renasexual
>>31718304She doesn't like guys either.>>31718345>curveswhatwhat
>>31718345Forget you saw that, Rena. Forget. Forget. Forget.
>>31718345What's wrong, Rena? First time seeing Robomaid partially naked?
>>31718345Whoever built Robomaid had great taste.
>>31718345Get some brain bleach.
>>31718345rena:Close the door. Wait three minutes. Open it again.Forget all this ever happened.
>>31718345No no robo, that's a great outfit. You look lovely
>>31718345Bleach into my eyes
>>31717422Whatever we get, I expect art of it to show up in your twitter feed.
>>31718345I'm glad we got a hat for Kitty
tell robomaid it's fine, if it's her tastes she can do what she wants. maybe finda guy she actually likes.
>>31718345You've stared into madness itself and come out okay don't be such a big baby Rena
>>31718345>After packing everything Rena and Robomaid arrive at the new beach. It is packed full of people from both associations. She hasn't seen a gather like this since the Sports Day Event a few months back. Jade Revolver is swimming with Jiang-Shi, Sparkle and her family are at a table eating, Queen of the World is yelling at some workers who are trying to pile blocks of sand together.>The Monster Family is hanging around a statue of Queen. Outside of the fence surrounding the beach she can see civilians just looking inside with an amazed look on their face.RM: "Everyone appears to be here, Mistress. Shall we set up our table?""Sure.">They work together, build up their table, and load it with drinks and food."What do we do at these kind of parties?"RM: "... My information banks don't show anything on Beach Parties, Mistress."
>>31718358We need to figure out what makes Everyone renasexual and stop it.It offends Rena sense of heroic fair play
>>31718443Beach volleyball time!
>>31718443First and foremost, Thank the queen for this party.
>>31718443Play volleyball!>captcha: for olsopi
>>31718443Yell "UMI DA"Wonder what Umi Da is Go say hi to Queenie and thank her for inviting you, be polite
>>31718443it is time to STAND AWKWARDLY NEXT TO THE WATER.You want to go in, but it's kind of cold, oh bother
Could we set up Bridgette and Robomaid together? They have so much in common, they both like Rena!>>31718443Wet t-shirts contest!Beach volleyball!Watermelon slicing!
>>31718508Yes, and kiss her feet
>>31718491>>31718509GET READY PLAYER ONE
>>31718443>no commonersButWE are commoners!
>>31718553>S-class hero>CommonerRena just thinks she's common.
>>31718553If you were a commoner, you wouldn't be there. So you're not a commoner.
Set up a Rena Kissing booth.You get to practice kissing, plus make buckets of cash!
>>31718579And ask Bridgette to work as the treasurer, I'm guessing?
>>31718579DO YOU KNOW WHAT MADNESS YOU'D UNLEASH????
>>31718579A suggestion more likely to happen: Set up a Photo Booth, where someone can take a photo with Rena specifying her outfit and background.
>>31718443Where'd Queen get all the money for this?>captcha: lakeUN procedureSo... the United Nations paid for it? But there aren't any nations...
>>31718443I hope someone brought fireworks
>>31718641FFFFFF- I KNEW WE FORGOT SOMETHING
>>31718603I was tempted to post the spider-man "I think this is my super villain origin" image, but then I remembered that Bridgette already is a villain
>>31718579No, no, we've got to play to our strengths. Set up a Rocking Booth!
>>31718636She's a Queen, she's filthy rich.
>>31718636She's an egyptian queen. Do you have any idea how much gold she has?
>>31718443Sunscreen, obviously first step. Ask Bridgette to apply it to the parts you cant reach
>>31718345Ask her if she thinks it looks good on her as she actually can do the buttfloss justice.
>>31718443Get in the water and toss a ball around. Float around lazily. Sit on towels and eat while talking and getting a tan.
>>31718712No, we should ask Robomaid to do that. She's less likely to be sexually frustrated.
>>31718780But Bridgette got much softer hands
>>31718712>>31718780I should probably go say hi to Queen first.>Rena goes off to find Queen of the World. The Villain is barking orders at a group of burly workers as they continue constructing some massive building. They don't appear to be mind controlled, in fact a few of them look just plain unhappy. Whatever the Queen has done to the area has made it rather hot and their gear isn't helping."Hey, Queen!"QotW: "FASTER! FAS-Oh, Peasant Rena! Greetings! I'm glad you could make it! Tell me, Peasant Rena, is this not glorious?""It really is. I like it."QotW: "As you should. When this building is done I will be sure to show it off to you. Maybe you can even check out my sauna when it's done.""I'd like that. So... Those are your workers?"QotW: "My wage slaves? Indeed. Not as effective as my usual slaves but... They will suffice. Peasant Rena, I have been told by Raindrops that in the old days people would play games like Break the Watermelon or Throw The Ball Over The Net. Is this true?""Yeah. I was gonna play the net one myself. Wanna join?"QotW: "Of course. Simply having me on your team will assure your victory.""Great. I'll go get some others."Who else should be on the team? I think I'll get two more.Also need to get someone to help me put sunscreen on my back. I can already feel the heat.
>>31718915Get Chet on your team again, we don't see him enough. He is here, right?
>>31718915>Who else should be on the team? I think I'll get two more.Monster Maestro and Sparkles.MMA can watch from the sidelines.
>>31718915Robo-maid would be a good start. Her analytical skills plus reaction time and precise control would make her a great teammate.
>>31718915I wanna see the monster sisters PLAY BALLtry to recruit monster sisters into your team for unstoppableness
>>31718915Have MM put sunscreen all over your back.
>>31718915MM+ and MM++
>>31718915Manlystache, his strength will be an asset.
>>31718915Get Sparkles and MM+Call ourselves Team Flat.
>>31718983B-but he's just a baby.
>>31718983>wanting a tiny boy to rub sunscreen on renaYou're thinking of MM++ whose job that is.
>>31718915Robomaid and Monster Matriarch.Get Jade to do your sunscreen.
>>31718985this.the MM sisters will win the game for you.
>>31718915Monster Maestro and Chet.
>>31718915Is that Shadowman? Because that looks like Shadowman.>Also need to get someone to help me put sunscreen on my back. I can already feel the heat.Robomaid's probably good at that.
>>31718915Velocity Raptor! I'd love to see him jump up and kick a ball with his tiny dinosaur feet.
How about getting Queen to rub sunscreen into Rena's back? Surely she'd agree.
>>31718915Chet obviously. Monster family probably has some players.Would Shadow Man even come to the beach? Doesn't seem like his kinda place really.
>>31719102I think she'd be insulted. She'd probably say "that's a commoner's job" or something like that.
>>31718915Who are you playing against, btw?Also, you'll also need someone impartial to act as a referee.
>>31719162She'd get one of her hunky workers to do it.
>Rena first has Robomaid apply sunscreen to her. Her pale skin was already starting to get a bit red under the artificial sun. She never noticed how easily she could get burned without her sweater on.>She asks her if she'd be willing to join her Volleyball team. The maid, of course, agrees.>Rena goes on and assembles a full team consisting of her, Robomaid, Chet, and Monster Matriarch. It seems Queen of the World is still busy building her castle but she will definitely join in on the Smash The Melon game.MM+++: "Oh my... I don't know what an old lady like me could do but if you insist..."CM: "Let us show them our youth and vigor!">Jade Revolver takes watch and decides to keep score. Best two out of three wins.>Rena is going against Bridgette, Cynthia, Velocity Raptor, and Sir Barrington.>Sir Barrington gets the ball, passes it to Cynthia, who then bops it over to Bridgette. She spikes the ball hoping to score a point on the other team.>Have Rena get the ball>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.>Have Chet get the ball.>Have Robomaid get the ball.Roll 1d20
Rolled 1>>31719466>Have Robomaid get the ball.Robomaid.Spike it into Cynthia's face.
>>31718915those workers seem overheated, maybe we should go ask sparkle if she could make them some ice or something?
Rolled 13>>31719466>>Have Rena get the ball
Rolled 13>>31719466>Have Robomaid get the ball.
>>31718270Then she gets tribbed to death, caught between Rena sandwich.
Rolled 5>>31719466>>Have Robomaid get the ball.
Rolled 10>>31719466>not on the same team as the POWER SISTERSoh god we're fuckedsecret chet weapon go
Rolled 14>>31719466>Have Chet get the ball.We'll be the setter, RM the spiker. Chet would be a great receiver.
Rolled 11>>31719499>>31719500wow. off to a great start.>have Chet get the ball.
Rolled 17>>31719466>Have Robomaid get the ball.
Rolled 15>>31719466Nearest one gets it
>>31719499>>31719500Well, we're off to a wonderful match!
>>31719466Poke the thingy on MM+++'s stomach, then cutely ask her what it's for
Rolled 1>>31719582Let's flirt with MM+++ to distract Bridgette and Cynthia.
Rolled 9>>31719466>dat bulge
Rolled 11>>31719601How did I roll two 1s in a rowdiceplease
>>31719582a ward placed upon her womb to contain the roiling energies imbued within while she gestates her monstrous young
>>31719582It's obviously the eldritch seal keeping her husband tethered to this mortal realm.
>>31719629And now you've rolled two more.It's time to turn off the dice anon.
>>31719629>Rolled 1d20: 11>11>Double 1's>Coming after consecutive 1'sALL HAIL THE LORD OF 1
>>31719633The key point was touching it.
You know, it was a mistake for us to wear frills. Sparkle is gonna have an even frillier bathing suit and then we will look like a damn fool.
>>31719629The odds for that are one in four hundred
>>31719662>touch ward>more monster babies pop out
>>31719715I am so many kinds of ok with this
>The ball moves closer to Robomaid."Robomaid, get it!"RM: "Affirmative.">Robomaid catches the ball.RM: "Mistress, I have the ball.""Ah... No... That... That's not what I..."JR: "First point, Team Monster!""Dangit... Robomaid, do you know how to play volleyball?"RM: "No.""Okay... You gotta hit the ball back to them."RM: "I understand.">Rena whispers into Chet's ear.>He takes the ball and runs up to the net, intent on slamming it near Velocity Raptor. As he gets closer to the net Cynthia smiles at him and smooshes her tail between her boobs, wiggling the tip around.C: "Oh, Chet~">Roll to resist distractions.
>>31719879I ship it.
>>31719879Don't resist. Let it happen. Enjoy the moment.
Rolled 17>>31719879I SWEAR TO GODWHY DID WE NOT TAKE POWER SISTERSwe're doomed.
Rolled 6>>31719879Rolling to break my string of 1s
Rolled 1>>31719879>>Roll to resist distractions.
Rolled 3>>31719879Ehhhhhhhhhhh okay.
>>31719879I have to say, Cynthia doing sexy taunts to distract Chet is one of those cases where even if Chet loses, he still wins.
Rolled 6>>31719879Where's Caffo?
>>31719879He's too manly to fall for such tricks!Also now for serious she's done started something she's going to regret. Now we HAVE to poke MM+++'s bellybutton.
>>31719928>>31719933>>31719940Who the fuck did we piss off?
Rolled 18>>31719940FAKE! Why even bother when there are some perfectly real 1s being rolled?
Rolled 1Isn't Chet gay
Rolled 9>>31719879Bah! Chet has no time for feminine wiles! He is only interested in ATHLETICS!
>>31719967Obviously the dice gods.
>>31719948Probably trying to give away free iced coffee
>>31719975Dice gods are offended by this insinuation.
>>31719967Last one's a fake. Still though.Oh god but not this one.>>31719975Oh nooooo.
>>31719940You despicable, lying twat.
>>31719974oops disregard this, didn't mean to roll again.
>>31720014I pray for Chet's manly bulge.
>>31719940Stop it. We're perfectly capable of being incompetent at pleasing the dicegod without help.
>>31720043His manly bulge is about to get bulgier
Rolled 7Best case scenario is that Chet and Cynthia go off on their own
>>31719879so, MM++ confirmed for BEST GIRL IN ENTIRE QUEST?
>>31720104No, that's Evil Rena.
>>31720043there isn't much there.
>>31719879Caffornicator:appear without anyone calling for you because of cynthia's display
>>31719928>>31719933>>31719975Be glad >>31719908, The Dice Gods have heard your plea and have gracefully answered.
Rolled 2>>31720104MM++ talks the talk but I don't think we've seen proof of her actually really following through on it
>>31720139Caff's been called. She's dispensing caffinated goodness elsewhere on the beach though.
>>31720176Sort of like how Caffornicator is really a miserable hopeless sexless woman?
>>31720176Caffornicator would disagree, but she'd be using a different definition of "follow through" than either of you is happy with
>Chet can't help but stare at Monster Master as she does lewd things to her own tail. The distraction is enough and what was supposed to be a slam is instead a wimpy toss. The ball lands to the other side gently.>Velocity Raptor catches the ball and jumps into the air. With his tiny little raptor wings he spikes the ball back to Rena's side.>Chet appears to be staying in the back, unable to return the ball.>Rena's team gets ready...>Have Rena get the ball.>Have Robomaid get the ball.>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.Roll 1d20
Rolled 20>>31720294>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.
Rolled 13>>31720294>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.Let's hope she doesn't fuck up either.
Rolled 18>>31720294>>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.
>>31720294> Caff in the backgroundHeh.
Rolled 8>>31720294>Have Rena get the ball.Spike it into Cynthia's face.
Rolled 20>>31720294Please dice gods.
Rolled 11>>31720294Have 1d20 get the ball
>>31720294>Have Rena get the ball.Balls are like rocks, right?
Rolled 8>>31720317>>31720318>>31720325Okay, that's good! Stop rolling!
Rolled 2>>31720294>>Have caffornicator interrupt the game.
Rolled 9>>31720294>dat caffohnnng>Have Monster Matriarch get the ball.ara power
>>31720294Wait, aren't her genitals actually pretty close to the tip of her tail? This is incredibly lewd. Deploy Monster Matriarch to make some kind of awkward statement that will throw Cynthia off of her game.
>>31719879>>31720294I wonder if Caffo's Cynthia-dar has gone off yet.
Rolled 17>>31720339AND AGAIN!
>>31720317Apparently Monster Matriarch is a volleyball goddess.
>>31720361> Cynthia uses Distract on Caffornicator> It's Super Effective
>>31720389Oh wait nevermind, there she is, totally sizing up her prey.
>>31720388her genitals ARE quite close to the tip of the tail, yes.This is some good stuff.
>>31720388>>31720478If some of the speculation on 4chan is to be believed then no. They'd be at the base of the tail. Most of the length of the snake is actually is abdomen
>>31720487>>31720388Yes MM+++ should have something to say to her daughter.
Rolled 18>>31720350Well, phooey.
Rolled 18>>31720504>Yes MM+++ should have something to say to her daughter."You're supposed to put your tail under the bikini's strap when you do that"?
>>31720504Actually, as clan Alpha, I'm surprised Cynthia didn't b earn a beat down
>>31720504Probably awkwardly "helpful" advice, knowing them.
>>31720592"This isn't because you were lewd, its because you opposed me."
>The ball heads towards Rena. Monster Matriarch glares at her daughter.MM+++: "Young lady, you're not supposed to be doing things like that outside of work. It's indecent...">Dark tendrils begin to form on her fingertips.>Cynthia looks very nervous.MM+++: "ESPECIALLY AGAINST ME!">Monster Matriarch is at the ball in a flash. She bops the ball up into the air, leaps up, and slams it at Cynthia.>The girl doesn't even bother dodging it as it smashes into her face.B: "Sis!">Cynthia is dragged out of the place and replaced by Jiangshi. Bridgette takes the ball. This is the last point. Whoever gets this wins the game. Bridgette jumps and hits the ball, aiming it at Robomaid.>Have Rena try to get the ball.>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skills.>Use the GILF again.Roll 1d20.
Rolled 11>>31720762>>Have Rena try to get the ball.
Rolled 6>>31720762>Have Rena try to get the ball.
Rolled 2>>31720762>>Have Rena try to get the ball
Rolled 9>>31720762>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skillsneed to have faith in your friends
Rolled 20>>31720762>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skills.
Rolled 3>>31720762>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skills.
Rolled 14>>31720762>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skills.
>>31720762>She bops the ball up into the air, leaps up, and slams it at Cynthia.Jade Revolver should probably call her for that violation of the RRUURRUS
Rolled 10>>31720762>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skills.She does have a quick learning curve. Maybe.
Rolled 11>>31720789>>31720800>>31720803we have chosen poorly
Rolled 1>>31720762BELIEVE IN THE ROBOMAID WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
>>31720762>that realization that your mom saw you making lewd distraction faces
Rolled 9>>31720762>Have Rena try to get the ball.Why would we play volleyball if we don't actually play volleyball?
Rolled 10>>31720762>Believe in Robomaid and her volleyball skills.She knows how to do it now!
Rolled 4>>31720822BELIEVE IN ME, WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
>>31720841 i'm actually surprised the dice gods let her move on from rena somewhat!
>>31720822Is it best of 3 or best of 5?
Rolled 12>>31720879Rena should have tried to distract Bridgette
>>31720886It's best out of whatever.
>>31720898Does Rena know how to sexily distract? Maybe she should try it.
>>31720898Didn't mean to quote. Or roll.
>>31720879>Typing yes or no after each freakin rollChrist you're a retard.
Rolled 13>>31720951Only those two, and they were crits. I couldn't resist.
>>31720931All she needs to do is look at Bridgette, fidget, and blush
>>31720951well he is a namefagthey're generally all retards or heavily autistic
Rolled 19>>31720762Run off to make sure Cynthia's okay.
>>31720762>Caffornicator: gently nurse MM++ back to health
>>31720762>GILFOh god, she is one of those now.Oh god, I just became Skwisgaar
Rolled 18>>31721134you're not the only one
"Hit it!"RM: "Affirmative.">Robomaid runs after the ball and jumps. Her ion canon appears and charges up. With one massive blast she completely incinerates the ball. The ashes of it blow in the wind and land on Bridgette's side.C: "W-what!? That's cheating! Ref!">Jade Revolver looks to be deep in thought. JR: ".... The winner is... Rena's team!"C: "WHAT!?"JR: "The ball did still land on your side."C: "The ball is gone!"JR: "Still counts~"C: "This is obvious favoritism!"JR: "I'm the ref~">Rena's team is awarded a bunch of cookies. Chet is nowhere to be seen. After thanking her team for a job well done Rena goes off to find Cynthia. The girl is fine but nursing a bloody nose. She says she totally forgot her mom was there for a second...>Raindrops approaches Rena and says the Queen's temple is done and she'd love to see her whenever she's ready to swing by.>The others seem to have started up a game of Break The Melon With A Stick
>>31721213Go play Break The Melon With A Stick, that sounds fun.
>>31721213Break a melon with a stick. Hopefully involving Bridgette.
>>31721213share cookies with losing team.And the ref, who you bribed.then go get queen and get her out here before the melon stick game ends.
Rolled 12>>31721213Talk a bit with Jade Revolver.
>>31721213Go to this, Break The Melon With A Stick, need more nightmares Rena.
Rolled 9>>31721213Share cookies Rena.Go break melons with Bridgette
>>31721213I'd like to see Queen, but we can't miss watermelons.
Rolled 9>>31721213Whack the melon.
>>31721265...We should ask her where Evil Rena found that katana. Odds are we could find its alternate in the same place in our world.That's something we'll deal with later of course, but lets not forget!
>>31721213>Chet is nowhere to be seenwelp, there goes most of my respect for the guy
>>31721213Go slap your stick onto some melons.
>>31721320Could you hold out after that display?
Rolled 7>>31721290Queenie's right here, though.
>>31721362yesand I even have a monstergirl fetishchet has no excuse
>>31721402I think two natural 1's for willpower is a pretty decent excuse
>>31721402he has like 600 times more testosterone than you?
>>31721482well now I don't feel manly:(
>Rena tells Raindrops to go grab Queen so they can all play Hit The Melon With The Stick.>Rena goes off with Jade Revolver to go play the game. Jade explains how she's working both jobs now and it's actually really tiring. She's not sure how much longer she can go on doing both..."Well, just leave one and work for the other."JR: "I know but... Well, I'll try.">The others are surrounding the melon. Sparkle tries to smash the melon with a bat but she misses completely.MGS: "It... It's the sand...">The bat gets passed to Rena. Bridgette blindfolds her and spins her around a bit. Rena holds the bat tightly and gets ready to swing.>Roll 1d20.
Rolled 4>>31721518FOR GLORY
Rolled 14>>31721518CUTENESS EVERYWHERE
Rolled 6>>31721518Get ready to apologize for taking out Sparkle's other eye, Rena.
Rolled 2>>31721518why does the melon have an ahoge
>>31721536>>31721541>>31721544>4 is deathDEATHDEATHDEATH
Rolled 11>>31721518Swing like your life depends on it
Rolled 19>>31721518Sand? Did something bad happen to Sparkle in the sand before?>captcha: rompoil oldUm, that's a pretty odd thought, captcha. I don't think now is the time for rompoil.
>>31721715Sand in her vagina.
>>31721715>19Oh NOW you show up
>Rena swings the bat as hard as she can.B: "GAH!">Rena hears Bridgette scream and a thumping sound as the girl hits the sand. She groans in pain and rolls over while holding her stomach.I...I don't think I got the melon.MGS: "Holy shit, I didn't know you could hit that hard."B: "Guh... Uhn....">Rena lifts up her blindfold and sees the poor girl on the ground, sand all over her as tears stream down her face. It looks like she's got the wind knocked out of her."Bridgette!">Rena kneels down in front of her and shakes her shoulder. The girl doesn't seem to be able to talk, instead she just glares at Rena.Maybe I should just... Leave.
Rolled 16>>31721909Rolling for healing hug
>>31721909Nope. No leaving. Apologise for your mistake. Maximum regret.
>>31721909She's obviously not going to be happy with you, but you should probably stick around to make sure she's OK.Because seriously, do you actually think she's going to be happier if you whack her in the stomach and then just walk away?
Rolled 8>>31721909Cold works well on bruises, right? Maybe you should go swimming. Or bring some water to her to pour over her stomach.
Rolled 2>>31721909Oh god noHUG THE FUCK OUT OF BRIDGETTE while weeping out of your mind.
>>31721909Help Bridgette to a towel or something so she can lie down for a while.
>>31721909Hug her and say youre sorry
>>31721909Kiss her owie
Rolled 9>>31721981Do this.
>>31721909Apologize and make sure she's okay. Then hand her the bat and screw up your eyes really tight while looking nervous.
>>31721909We should probably get a doctor
>>31721909Apologize and leave. PARTY'S OVER, FOLKS.
>>31721909WHATTHIS IS TERRIBLETHIS IS THE WORST THING WE'VE EVER DONE
>>31721909Uh, Sparkle has cute magic, right? Can she cute away the painful bruise that Bridgette will have?
>>31721909Apologize.Set up Rena Photo Booth. Give Bridgette one free pass.
Damn, being Bridgette really is suffering.
unacceptable.Bridgette can't be having this bad a time.Make her time better no matter the cost.
Rolled 15>>31722037Rena is turning her from a villain into a Lord Death-type villain.
>>31721909Poor Bridgette! I'm surprised she hasn't joined Alternate Rena by now.
>>31722028Maybe if we hug and nuzzle on Bridgette, Sparkle's latent cute magic will kick in.
>>31721909WHY ARE YOU DOING THE SPINNING PART
>>31721909How do you even fuck up that badly.
>>31722115Welcome to Rena
>Both Monster Daughters in charge of not getting knocked the fuck out
>>31722134Worse than the Murderface Experience.
>>31722110>>31722115Thought she was going to club the melon sideways, covering a wider area? She probably went right over it.
>>31722183>Murderface ExperienceGood name for a band.
>>31721909sparkle is right there, she can probably heal bridget.
>Rena grabs a towel for Bridgette to lay down on. The wounded monster girl crawls on top and holds her stomach, still groaning in pain."I'm sorry...">Rena rubs her belly, trying to ease her pain. Bridgette's face gets red as Rena rubs her."Is that better?"B: "Y-yeah... Much better...">She goes and gets some ice to make a icepack for her. She stays by Bridgette's side as she puts the pack on her stomach.QotW: "Peasant Rena!""Hmm?">Rena turns and sees Queen of the World walking up to her.>Completely nude.QotW: "Look! I let Peasant Raindrops style my hair for the party! Hmm? Why are you all still dressed? Are we not going into the water?""..."B: "Wow..."=======================================
>>31722410these clothes can go into the water queen.
Rolled 1>>31722410FCC-Man worst hero.
Rolled 7>>31722410ATTACK FCC-MAN!ROLL TO DESTROY CENSOR BARS
>>31722410>>31722445Are we sure that FCC-man is a hero?
>>31722410FCC-Man should be a villain.
>>31722410raindrops plsfcc-man pls
>>31722410You heard the lady. It's her beach after all. Her beach, her rules.
>>31722410Good point. This is now a nudisto beach
>>31722410Point out that the party attire is made for water.
Rolled 1>>31722410FCC-Man confirmed for true villain of Hero Quest
>>31722410Always follow your host's example
>>31722410>sparkle covering MM's eyesadorable.Sparkle best mother.
>>31722410>>31722498Maybe she could wear gold jewelry. It shows off her assets and doesn't rust in water.
>>31722410explain to queenie what a swimsuit is
>>31722410well, -I- am staying here and tending to this bat injury I gave bridgette.Though the rest of you, GET IN DAT WATER
>>31722557for what purpose
>>31722582Yeah? Her beach, her rules.
>>31722496Time to ping pong circulate, I guess.
>>31722410Who's so surprised? I don't recognize that face.
>It doesn't take long before FCC-Man's people are at the beach. They move everyone out and lock the place down not only for multiple accounts of public indecency but the fact that they dug out a giant chunk of the city.>Queen of the World is furious but Raindrops manages to calm her down.RD: "There there, it wasn't your fault."QotW: "That was my beach and they dare..."RD: "It was just too good for them. They don't deserve it. We'll make our own beach near camp. How does that sound?"QotW: "That is acceptable, Peasant Raindrops..."RD: "Come on, let's go. Thanks again for getting everyone, Rena. We had fun.""No problem."Poor Queen... Her beach is gone. It really was a lot of fun there, though. Volleyball is fun.If they do build their own I'll be sure to visit it.>She sees Bridgette walking away with her family.I feel bad for hitting her still...Maybe I should get her something as an apology?
>>31722623on the right is raindrops. on the left is sparkle, and she is covering benben's eyes.
>>31722574>Bridgette suddenly miraculously gets better so that she can convince Rena to go skinny dipping
>>31722648They made Queenie wear her old outfit, too!Those (figurative) monsters!
give her a kiss on the cheek
>>31722648Get her a Rena BodypillowYou heard it is something people buy to always feel close to someone! Now she can always be close to her Very Good Friend!
>>31722648Can we Arch-Enemy a hero?
>>31722648BUTWE NEVER SAW QUEENIE'S CASTLE
>>31722648KISS HER YOU FOOL
>>31722648Bring her the bat and blindfold. Hand her the bat, put on the blindfold, and tell her she can do what she wants to make up for it.
>>31722648Do something nice for bridgette.I don't know if buying her something will do, though.
>>31722648Get her a box of chocolates
>>31722648FCC-Man is the worst hero.Anyway, I guess you can go get her something. Don't know what though.She's been drinking a lot lately so maybe some high quality booze?
>>31722648HUG IT OUT
>>31722648Rena...You have villain friends. It might be time to quietly pass the word that the Hero Association would be better off if FCC-Man were... gently removed from your ranks. They'll help you with it, I'm sure.It's a big step, but destroying a beach party is the sort of sin which cannot be tolerated.
>>31722648...you should at least share some of the watermelon that Bridgette suffered a totally not mortal wound in the pursuit of.
>>31722648can we beat the shit out of FCC man he is kind of a total asshole
>>31722648Launch legal action against FCC man for destruction of a public park.
>>31722729Booze sounds like a decent idea.Go get drunk with her.
>>31722648You should offer to go do something with her.
>>31722693It is so hard to find one that looks decent. Maybe one in one of those outfits? I think there were a few in a maid outfit, or maybe something more sporty. Like a cheerleader uniform! Yeah! Buy her a Cheerleader Rena bodypillow! That way you can always be there to cheer her up.
>>31722764>getting drunk with BridgetteWhat could go wrong? Do it.
>>31722774>>31722693Have jade revolver give you her opinion on the one bridgette would like the most.
>>31722764Yes. Best idea ever.
>>31722648What's her favorite video game? Has a new sequel in the series come out recently?
>>31722764And without our super strength there will be less property damage this time. Let's do it.
>>31722764>>31722648yes, get bridgette a bottle of something nicefor healing
We never got see Rider in a bathing suit
>Rena goes up to Bridgette and tugs on her sleeve."Hey, Bridgette..."B: "Rena, you don't have to keep apologizing. I feel better now.""I know but... I still feel bad. And I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna go out drinking with me? A sort of after party."C: "Can I come~"MM++++: "You're grounded"C: "Ah...""Then it'll just be the two of us. Come on, show me a good place."B: "Heh, alright. Let's see if you can keep up with me.">The two of them drink well into the night. Rena's memories of the night are hazy but she remembers dancing, drinking, and just a little bit of destroyed property.>It's a pretty crazy night.====================================>When the girl wakes up she finds herself in her own bed. Her entire body has an oddly familiar aching feeling. She hears Bridgette snoring beside her.Oh god...Never again...But... I think we had fun. I remember Bridgette laughing at least.So...Worth it.
>>31722967>End of Chapter 36Bridgette unlocked Achievement: Acceptable Enduncensored where
>>31722967oh boy here we go
>>31722967OH BOY TIME FOR VAMPIRE RENA!
>>31722967Rena seems pretty unconcerned about possibly sleeping with her best friend.Either that or just ignorant.
>>31722967is she missing a arm
>>31722967What the fuck do you mean "never again"? That's probably the hangover talking. And the blood loss. But mostly the hangover.You are totally doing that again. See that content bloodsoaked smile? That right there is fucking worth it.
>>31722967I hope you had Robomaid around to record it for you so you can watch it later.
>>31723030>Either that or just ignorant.Welcome to Rena
>>31722967WAIT A MINUTETHAT CAT
>>31722967At least you're used to it so it's not THAT bad. Though I'm somewhat doubting those are the only bite marks you've got. Check lower....
>>31723036Nah, that's just ghost-arm. Temporary condition. Nothing to worry about.
>>31723057whats wrong with kitty?
>>31722967haha, monster family.waitWHAT IS THAT THING BEING CENSORED TO THE LEFT
>>31723030Waking up with one of the Monster family in or nearby your bed and missing a startling amount of your blood is just something that has happened to Rena so much that it no longer registers as unusual anymore.
>>31723057Surely you aren't suggesting that Kitty fed on Rena's blood and then framed Bridgette?
>>31723121A panel of the crazy shenanigans of last night
>>31723121Bridgette tasting Rena.
>>31723136Magical Cat Rena?
Thanks as always for reading everyone, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'll be busy for the rest of this weekend but we'll try for Tuesday.I'll post the time for the next chapter on the twitter, as usual.>>31722906I'm sorry... I couldn't think of any reason for her to appear. She would turn down such invitations.
>>31722967...Who is sitting on the other side of Rena that FCC Man is having to censor?
>>31722410Man, where the hell were you when children's book innocent minds could have been forever scarred by Cynthia display? Hand your head in shame FCC mab
>>31723239Unless one of her spirits wanted to go?
>>31723247That's the panel showing the events of last night.
>>31723247good questionLARROWHO IS LYING THERE
>>31722648Only one apology is suitable.Either confine yourself to a sad box until she forgives you, or repair to a hugbox with her
>>31723320You might be late on this one
>>31723320Too late, she got drunk and fucked her instead.
>>31723338Decent idea though. Turned out well anyway.
Was it rape?
>>31723247if it is a person i'm rooting for monster matriarch
>>31722967Rena, hey Rena. Make her breakfast.
JR IS GOING TO WALK INTO OUR APARTMENT AND FIND THISOH GOD THE FANFICSTHEY WON'T BE WRONG THIS TIME!!
>>31723278>>31723277>>31723247That panel just shows some things that happened last night. There's no one else in the bed.The night wasn't really even all that lewd but the amount of drinking they did would be bad for public television. FCC-Man can not allow such things to be seen.
>>31723429He must die.
>>31722967The /u/-boats, jack!
>>31723490But she is good at cleaning!Rena, you must clean Bridgette in the morning.
>>31723429FCC-man confirmed for villain.
>>31723429GOD DAMN IT FCC-MAN
>>31723517Don't miss a spot. All that blood....Be thorough. Also, that's your blood you should really get it back. So. Use your tongue. To retrieve it.
>>31723429the hero no one deserves.
>>31723637and certainly no one wants
>>31723729that's not trueimagine if queen was a obese manyou'd be so happy he was around then
>>31723817>implying it wouldn't be hilarious
>>31723817Larro, if you've got some free time draw the cast and crew as fat men
>>31723947Naked fat men who's shear size overwhelms FCC Man's powers.
>>31723947You should commission that, I think Larro needs money for weeb junk.
>>31723947>>31723984>>31723991This is going to end very badly.
>>31723991i'm saving my money for when the magical vampire rena plushies come out
>>31723991Does he take lewd commissions?
>>31724185You'd have to ask yourself.