Your ride out to the range itself, which is sited near the edge of the runway, facing out towards the countryside, is quiet. Both the witches manage to look professionally bored- though Ice practically oozes excitement, and you're pretty sure Wendy is still scared someone will realize she's being treated like a human being and drag her back.

As if that'd happen with both you and Ice here.

The range itself looks boringly standard, though you note that the mound of dirt behind the targets is both significantly taller and longer than you're used to- probably easily triple the size of a conventional range's backstop. Makes sense, you figure, given the nature of the shooters here.

Both the witches make for the bench, selecting neighboring five hundred meter ranges. It almost reminds you of going to the range as a kid with your parents, though you're relatively sure you got in more rifle time back then than you're likely to today.

Still, it's a rare chance to watch Ice shoot from up close- one you don't often get, and you've never seen Wendy shoot, though you're reasonably sure she could give the boss a run for her money if your hunch about her holds true. Of course, your own interest is limited- guns just aren't the same when they're not mounted to fighter jets, you think.

[] Let's go watch the boss shoot, see how she does it.
[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

>>31649179
>[x] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

Ice can handle herself.

>>31649179
>[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

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>>31649179
>guns just aren't the same when they're not mounted to fighter jets, you think.
or when a plane is mounted on them

[x]observe wendy

What a coincidence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNuKPnsccls

>>31649179
Anyways...

>[x] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

She's using an L85. That's enough reason to worry.

>>31649232
Funny story about that trailer it did send one of my Ace Combat crazy friends into a slight tizzy because of the thing at the end.

>>31649179
>Observe boss lady
I really wanna see her mess around with the .30-06

Not that I'm trying to burn our double option for the evening this early, but how hard could it be to watch two people shoot

>>31649179
>[x] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

>>31649232
was that a flyable morgan at the end there?

>>31649179
>[] Let's go watch the boss shoot, see how she does it.

>>31649179
>[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

I want to see Ice shoot her fancy gun but yeah someone needs to keep an eye on wendy. Also I heard that the rifle she's using is not very good.

>>31649179
[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.
and
[] Let's go watch the boss shoot, see how she does it.

we could try to alternate watching both of them?

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>>31649179
>[x] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

Though seeing a Garand in action is fun, a working L85 is a once in a life time thing. Best night of the week!

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>>31649232
>Ace Combat Infinity
Oh hey I remember this being a thing. Don't remember much about it.
>PS3 only
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>31649341
Xbox or PC?

>>31649383
He just said PS3 only

>>31649383
PC. And let me tell you trying to play assault horizon with a Saitek X52 is horrid when the game doesn't want you to ever pull a split s or roll inverted EVER

[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

Ice knowing that she does is a given. Wendy is the wild card here. A wild card we will have to depend on the future.

>>31649420

They don't allow that? Seriously?

You know, I was thinking of getting into Ace Combat, but with Infinity currently restricted to PS3 I'm probably going to have to stick with War Thunder. /sadpanda

>>31649420
And PS2 emulation for those games never really work properly either. *sigh*

>>31649341
Mfw I bought a PS3 just for AC:I. of course I'm posting from my phone so I don't have a pic for it, but just imagine a really smug grin.
I actually bought it for valkyria chronicles but you don't need to know that.

[X] watch Wendy shoot.

>>31649179
>[X] Let's go watch the boss shoot, see how she does it.

This is Ice time.

>>31649480
>Spoiler

Love the series but after questing here, I've grown to utterly hate it

>>31649454
Yeah if you want good jet combat War thunder at Tier V is the way to go. No missiles sadly but some have rockets.

>>31649462
Oh god don't remind me. And trying to get the chase mode or w/e they fucking call it to work right in AH with a flight stick is like trying to thread your dick through a sewing needle whilst riding a bike over gravel. Ultimately futile very painful and much easier to let the automatic dick threading machine take care of it. Missiles

>>31649521
I can agree with chase mode due to the horrible ingame sensitivity settings more than anything else. Either you're over-sensitive or under-sensitive. Otherwise I think the game works rather well with a joystick.
Even if I have hell trying to initiate counters.

>>31649520
Incidentally, the quests here made me pick it up. But I know that that one quest got pretty toxic.

>>31649179
>[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.
She claims to be a miracle with a L85A1. We must see this for ourselves

>>31649179
>[] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not
Stare at her, make her nervous.

>>31649560
And it doesn't help that the game acts wonky when you try and fly upside down as the auto-pilot in chase mode tries to both turn you right side up and keep on the tail of enemy #5. No joke I've pushed the stick forward to climb while inverted because the game flipped me over and I was heading into a cliff and apparently my tail decided to flip about while the game auto-twisted me and I ended up flying straight into the dirt.

>>31649561
It also made me hate Sundays since that is when it happen and it made me angry.

>>31649668

Dude, if you're getting lasting issues from a work of fiction, then you seriously need help. That was badly handled but there's no need for that.

>>31649561
The first one was good, then the second one got toxic and the plot couldn't decide if it wanted to be Valkyria, Cod Blops, or Indiana Jones, whist people with their head so far up their ass that their digestive pathway looked like a mobius strip screamed and yelled over the most minor things like a soccer mom in the bible belt saw something remotely phalic

>>31649732
yep.....

>>31649454
nigga we got tanks coming!

http://warthunder.com/en/news/551/current/

but I would love to see a ww2 ace combat game

>>31649725
It was a bit of an exaggeration but I guess it wasn't conveyed well.

Also it was also a part of the reasons, sundays during quest usually tend to make bad/dumb decisions.

it was just that this one made me realized it.

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>>31649793

You have no idea how hard my boner is for tonks.

>>31649823
cbt is on the main server now......soon my friend soon

also there is talk of a black widow in the next update....

>>31649793
The tanks are awesome. Although I'm still scratching my head as to how I keep getting one shot in the ammo racks when 1 the game never really tells you where they are so I can not show it off, and 2 how some asshole can make the shot from a klik away through about 15 trees

>>31649852
like how most russian planes can one shot ya ;3

hell if I know

>>31649865
Its a work in progress?

>>31649865
fucking hate yaks....

>>31649865
You know not the pain of being one shot my friend. The Ki-102 has the most broken damage model of any plane ever. Worse than biplanes. I've been hit by a single 12.7 round and had both wings fly off and my plane embed itself in the ground lawn dart style like a big middle finger from the dev's to me.

>>31649908
as soon as I see a fucking biplane in tier 4 I will fucking DIVE on it to kill that fucker first

>>31649908

If only that worked for me when I got oneshotted by one of those in a B-17.

My gunners didn't even fire a shot.

>>31649922
just be sure its not the russian tier 2 biplane with its 20mm cannons

>>31649940

FEED ME GLADIATORS!

>>31649922
And yet the Ki-96 is a godly tier bomber killing plane able to climb like an american with the firepower of a russian and the maneuverability of a japanese.

>>31649925
Pilot knockout?

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[x] Observe Wendy- we don't know how she'll shoot, let alone if she'll need more practice or not.

You trust Ice knows how to shoot- you're more worried about Wendy. Truth be told you've never heard anything but bad about the L85, and the fact that she dotes on hers as much as she does makes you intrigued. She said she did 'some' work to it, but from what you've gathered, she'd basically have to rebuild the majority of it to get it to shoot correctly, not to mention fixing most of the design flaws in it.

You walk past Ice's lane, noting that she's got the rifle laid out on the table while she puts her hair into a ponytail- she usually lets it hang free when you're in the air, you'll have to ask about that, you think.

Wendy starts slightly when you greet her, though, to her credit, she doesn't drop any of the rounds she's loading into the few spare magazines she brought along. “O-oh. Hi Frank, I didn't know you planned to watch.” She says, sounding mildly nervous.

You chuckle. “That's all I'm doing, too. No one's keeping score, Wendy.” You've found you've had to reassure her almost constantly about that kind of thing- she was practically in tears this morning when she found out she slept in later than you. Incidentally, you've been having a very difficult time giving the witches of the RAF any kind of credit lately. Wendy still insisted on making morning tea for you and Ice though, and has kind of adopted a house servant role, picking up after you and tidying both your rooms when you were out this morning looking for an antiques dealer Ice had heard of.

She perks up somewhat at that, having accepted that, at least for now, no one is out to get her. “I guess you don't shoot much?” She asks, continuing to load rounds into the standard pattern magazines. You shake your head.

1/2

>>31649954
no feed me Focke-Wulf's!

“Not much call for it.” You say. “No room in the rescue kit for a rifle, and even if there was, on the ground you're assumed to be outnumbered, outgunned, and outtrained. Better to never have to go to the pistol in the first place.”

“Oh.” She says, looking at the rifle on the table. “Not even one like Tessa?”

The bulpup design of the rifle, you do have to admit, makes it shorter than the standard issue rifles available, but it's still too big- not to mention, again, your job on the ground, should you ever end up there, isn't to win firefights, it's to get away alive and preferably uncaptured.

You shake your head. “Not really. We're not supposed to seek fights on the ground, and a rifle would be nice, but it might tempt a body to do something stupid, like try to fight it out.”

“oh, I see.” She says. “I don't really talk to pilots much, so I don't know. Most of the ones I've met didn't think much of my grandfather either...”

You shrug, having learned it's a touchy topic with her. “I can't say I ever met the guy,” you say reassuringly, “So I can't claim to know. Anyway, why don't you put a couple downrange?”

“O-oh! Right.” She says, putting in a pair of earplugs and picking up her rifle. You step off to her left- the rifle ejects spend rounds to the right and you don't want to catch hot brass down the shirt.

Her first pair of bursts fly high and to the right- just barely, but still off center. She shakes her head and adjusts her aim a fraction of an inch- her next three putting a single ragged hole in the center of the target. She ends up shooting a grouping that, barring the first six errant rounds, is under an inch- which, by any standards of measure, is damn good.

“How does it look, sir?” She asks, her voice carefully neutral.

[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.
[] That's damn good, Wendy.
[] Not bad, but what happened with the first two bursts?

>>31649966

Ripped off my tail.

>>31649997
>[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

WENDY BLS, YOU CAN'T GET ANY MORE WAIFU/MARY SUE than THIS

>>31649997
>[x] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

"Hey Ice, wanna guess how low my opinion of the RAF fell to just now?"

>>31650008
Ah yeah when the 102 actually survives long enough to launch a 57mm shell at the enemy it is almost guaranteed to kill, provided the damn thing hits. Also why Gaijin decided to spawn bomber killing heavy fighters at 2km with the fighters when the bombers spawn a 6km is beyond me.

[X] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

>>31649997
>[X] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

>>31649997
>[] That's damn good, Wendy.
>[] Not bad, but what happened with the first two bursts?
Damn fo sho'

>>31649997
>[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

Wendy pls, stahp hitting my waifu buttons.

>>31649997
>[] That's damn good, Wendy
>[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

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>>31649997
>[x] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.
My god, RAF what the hell are you doing!

>>31649997
>[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

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>>31650088
shot through the heart

[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

Fire Range. Once is a fluke, twice is actual skill.

>>31650065

Because spawning them at bomber height would end with the bombers getting clubbed like baby seals.

>>31650118
We grabbed her too early!
They were training her to be a main character!
When the war got desperate enough they were going to unleash her as a human whirlwind of death and destruction in service of Queen and Country!

>>31650185
I still club em with that russian gift plane they call a "dive bomber"

>>31650185
And yet somehow the fighters that always tag along with the bombers never have the same problem. By the time I've gotten up to equal with the bombers the damn fighters are sitting a good 2k higher than me. Come on Gaijin even if it's not equal to the bombers you would expect the heavies to come in higher than the fighters which are cutting the grass with their props

can we all agree that the yer-2 must die?

>>31650269
Funny way to spell Yak-9

>>31650289
I cant kill with a yak for some ungodly reason

>>31650308

I did once in my B-25.

Happiest moment of my life.

>>31649997
>[X] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKxO35f-Np8

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>>31650480
>romance subplot
Why do people think this is acceptable?

>>31650638
Name the last successful mainstream movie that didn't have a romance plot in it.

>>31650480
honestly not a fan of that movie.

been trying to find/watch the blue max, but can't seem to find it anywhere

>>31650699
Rambo?

>>31650699
King's Speech.

>>31650727
>not seeing the love between a man and a knife.

>>31650699
The Avengers

>>31650699

Inception.

>>31650638

It's used well to highlight the danger and general break between the Baron's view and the reality of WW1.

>>31649997
>[] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.
"Boss Lady I think we may have just ripped off the RAF"

>>31650790
Black Widow x Hawkeye, my otp

>>31650820
The whole movie wouldn't have been nearly as insane if Cobb wasn't still carrying the torch for his dead wife.

>>31650853
Hail hydra

>>31650853

Hard to call it a romance plot when your imaginary dead wife is trying to turn you into a brain-dead vegetable.

Damn, it sounds so much crazier when you say that out loud.

>>31650638
I heard somewhere or something that its there to make it easier to get your lady to watch the movie with you.

>>31650853
>Black Widow x Hawkeye, my otp

If you call *that* a romance subplot as it was presented in the movie, well, there's no hope.

By that metric pretty much everything's about romance.

>>31650893
Some bitched be crazy, yo

>>31650893
She just wants to take care of your everything for ever and be the only thing in your mind literally.

>>31650918
not quite.

in hollywood Exec land, there exist 4 kinds of people: young buys, young girls, adult men and adult women. a movie only gets the green light if it appeals to at least 2 of these groups. the theory is that romance appeals to adult women, so if you stick it in there you can appeal to another of the four groups

Since when was Ace Combat F2P?

>>31651199
Since god turned his back on this world

>>31651199
Since Scamco decided it could gouge the fans for more money.

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>>31649997
[X] That's damn good, Wendy.

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[x] Let me go get Ice, then do that again.

You look downrange through your binoculars one more time, then let them down to hang on their strap. “Load another mag and stay right there, Wendy.” You say, turning around. “I'm going to go get ice and you're going to do that again.”

She nods.

You catch Ice right in the act of shouldering her rifle. “What is it, Frank?” She asks, laying her finger along the outside of the trigger guard.

“Boss,” You say, carefully. “You need to go watch Wendy shoot.”

You can practically feel her wince. “Bad?”

“No.” You say, shaking your head, causing her to look back. “No.”

She quirks an eyebrow. “Ok, now I'm interested. How good?”

“Under an inch grouping with most of the mag.” You say. “Her first two bursts were high and to the right.”

Ice actually safes her rifle and turns to face you. “Bullshit. With that piece of garbage rifle she's stuck with? No way.”

“Way.” You say, jerking your head to the side. “Come watch.”

Unwilling to leave the garand- and with it already loaded, she instead slings it, muzzle up, and follows you. You look over at her. “Isn't that a major range safety violation?” You ask.

She smirks. “Maybe if you're not a witch.”

You shake your head. “Man, you get away with so much bullshit.” You say, grinning.

1/2

She snorts derisively. “Yeah, look who's talking.” She forestalls a response by greeting Wendy as she rounds the corner- you note that Wendy's adopted parade rest and has already policed up her spent brass.

“Hi Wendy. Frank here thinks I should take a look at your shooting.” She says.

Wendy nods, wordlessly.

Ice smiles. “Well, let's see it then. You know, if you're having trouble with that rifle we can always get you another.”

Wendy shakes her head. “No ma'am. Tessa and I have been together since I graduated from the academy at Edinburgh. I couldn't possibly abandon her.” She says, slotting a magazine home.

“Here, frank. Let me use your binos.” Ice says, holding out her hand. You dutifully give her the set, having already seen Wendy shoot.

Her repeat performance is a hair worse- Ice judges the grouping to be about two inches, though that's still damn good, especially for that rifle at that range.

Ice nods, handing the binoculars back. “Your files didn't say anything about a talent for marksmanship.” She says, looking at Wendy.

Wendy shakes her head. “It's not, ma'am. I- I don't know what it is. My shooting is just training.”

Ice looks shocked. “Just- Wow. I'm starting to think we should feel almost guilty for stealing you from the RAF.”

[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.
[] Maybe just a little, yeah. What if we got a couple of them to see what she can do?

>>31651715
[X] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

>>31651715
[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

>>31651715
>[x] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

They abused her. We aren't giving them an iota of a chance to get her back.

>>31651715
>[X] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

Fuck'em

>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

"It's been under their noses for how long now, Ice? Nope. Not feeling bad at all."

>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.


>other

Laugh, Laugh loudly

>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.
"Besides, stealing from redcoats is a time-honored American tradition."

[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

RAF bitches can go and suck dicks. This is our treasure now.

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>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

>>31651715
>[X] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

No givsies backsies!

>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

>>31651715
[x] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

and add from >>31651773
>"Besides, stealing from redcoats is a time-honored American tradition."

Yes~

>>31651715
>>31651773
>[x] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.
>"Besides, stealing from redcoats is a time-honored American tradition."

>>31651715
>[X] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.
>"Besides, stealing from redcoats is a time-honored American tradition."

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>>31651715
[X] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

>>31651773
this

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>>31651715
>[x] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

This >>31651773

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>>31651715
>you note that Wendy's adopted parade rest and has already policed up her spent brass

She does this when she's shooting with just Ice and us.

What the hell did they DO to her?!

>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

"Can we get her seconded to us after barin as well?"

>>31651715
>[X] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

The RAF had their chance.

>>31651843
Kids are Cruel, Jack. And the RAF is very in touch with it's inner child

>>31651715
>[] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

>>31651843
She needs a good had application of Spellcaster antics to get her to loosen up and relax.

Slider's gonna be all over her.

>>31652013

WITH HER TAIL

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For those of you who didn't catch it (since you had to stay up until like 6 AM to finish it), Feelthy wrote some more feels:

http://pastebin.com/JdBJ85Vh

>>31651969
But the pact forces are the ones that would prefer a RED SUN

>>31651843

This is nothing.

They probably make her clean up the range.

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>>31651773
>"Besides, stealing from redcoats is a time-honored American tradition."
this

>>31651773
paint a american flag on her! also this!

>>31651773
This

>>31652035
LEWD

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>>31652268
Pants, aviators, flight jacket with giant American flag on it.

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>>31652063
>that ending

Dawww. At least she knows love as well now.

>>31651715
>[x] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

Just say
>Finders keepers.

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>>31651773

You.

I like the way you think.

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[x] Hardly. They didn't recognize what they had, that's their fault.

“Pfft, hardly.” You respond. “They didn't recognize what they had and that's their fault. Besides,” you continue, looking over at Wendy, who's returned her rifle to the bench and is watching you two. “Stealing from redcoats is a time-honored American tradition.”

Ice nods. “Fair enough. Wendy, are you done already? You were only going to shoot two mags?”

Wendy looks shocked. “Y-you mean I'm allowed to shoot more?”

Ice nods. “Of course. Get used to it to, we try to shoot at least five hundred rounds a week, even at barin. Well, all of us except the jet crews.” She makes a face. “Well, them and Slider. And Goose and Katya.”

Wendy nods. “I'll have to go draw more ammunition then, I wasn't sure-”

“Of course.” Ice says. “If you want, let me get some time in with grandma's rifle, then you can shoot some, too, if you want.”

Wendy takes a step back, almost near panic. “N-no ma'am I couldn't! It's yours, I shouldn't be touching it at all!”

You look at Ice, who returns the worried glance. “Wendy it's not that big a deal, I'll be right here-”

Wendy shakes her head again. “I-I couldn't. I-I'm sorry.”

Ice shrugs. “Well, if you're sure. The offer stands. You too, Frank. If you want to try and shoot a few rounds through it, let me know, I'll help.” She glances over at you, a smirk playing around her lips. “You do know how to shoot a rifle that isn't connected to a joystick and a targeting computer, right?”

[] You know, I'm pretty sure I saw some rifles in the armory I could borrow. Wendy, let's go draw you some ammo and I'll pull a rifle and some ammo, we'll see.
[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>>31652662
>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

snark

>>31652662
>[X] You know, I'm pretty sure I saw some rifles in the armory I could borrow. Wendy, let's go draw you some ammo and I'll pull a rifle and some ammo, we'll see.

>>31652662
>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>>31652662
>“You do know how to shoot a rifle that isn't connected to a joystick and a targeting computer, right?”

Okay you asked for this.

>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>>31652662
YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT!
[x] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>>31652662
>[x] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>>31652662
[X] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

But wait a second on dese here thingamahosits the stabin end also be the shootin end. Hows dat work?

>>31652662
>[x] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?
I would think of a joke about "targeting computers" and gnoming but can't think of one.

>>31652662
>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?
With obligatory shit-eating grin.

>>31652662
>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?
>[] You know, I'm pretty sure I saw some rifles in the armory I could borrow. Wendy, let's go draw you some ammo and I'll pull a rifle and some ammo, we'll see.
In that order.

>>31652662
>[X] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

Made me chuckle and she asked for it.

>>31652662
>Wendy looks shocked. “Y-you mean I'm allowed to shoot more?”

They haven't even been issuing enough ammo to her practice ?

Jesus fuck I am mad right now.

>>31652662
>>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?
These small guns ain't big enough for Frank.

>>31652662
>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

Hoho~ She want's to be smartass with us. Alright.

>>31652767

Gomer Pyle Bishop, anyone?

>>31652662
>[x] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?
Why would you even put another option?

>>31652820
yes

>>31652662
[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?
BOOLIT GOES WHERE

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>>31652803
And don't forget, she was quite clear that she'd catch hell if she was anything less than stellar. With a shit gun. With only a fraction of the practice everyone else gets.

>>31652662
>[] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>Insert movie quote here, Ice hates movie quotes

>>31652662
>[x] You know, I'm pretty sure I saw some rifles in the armory I could borrow. Wendy, let's go draw you some ammo and I'll pull a rifle and some ammo, we'll see.

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>>31652984
>With a shit gun
Shit gun that constantly jams, the stock breaks, and the magazine has a tendency to fall out.

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>>31652662
[X] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

>>31652984
Remind me why we're being Dowding's lackey again? This goes beyond mere "bullying". This is institutional reprisals.

>>31653257
about that....we are going to replace that pos she has right?

>>31653304
She already customized it into some kind of motherfucker machine.

>>31653304

Shes reworked the L-85 to fix its faults and grown very attached to it.

I don't think she'll be seperated from it.

What we need to do though is get specs and dimensions of its modifications and then send it to the manufacturers.

Imagine what the Royal Army and Marines can do with a L-85 that is not shit.

>>31653304
we're not going to make her give up her best friend. Perhaps slider can teacher her the ways of slider-fu style dual wielding.

>>31653304
>Wendy shakes her head. “No ma'am. Tessa and I have been together since I graduated from the academy at Edinburgh. I couldn't possibly abandon her.”

This gun is probably literally the only friend she has. We'd break her if we took it away from her; even the RAF never did THAT.

>>31653356
....son of a bitch

>>31653437

And then 'ALL CREDIT TO WENDY'

L-85 Mk. 'Wendy'

>>31653481
The only time Frank does a radio/television commercial.

>>31653505

Besides his work with Nixon's stud farm for witches.

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>“You do know how to shoot a rifle that isn't connected to a joystick and a targeting computer, right?”
I was going to make a snark about holding the rifle with *both* hands, but then I got distracted and can't remember what it was. Dammit.

>>31650185
Is it just me or are heavy bombers a lot stronger and 37mm cannons weaker than they used to be? Back when I flew my first cobra a single 37mm hit could knock anything out of the sky in a single hit. But now the only "guaranteed" one hit kill barring a pilot strike is to hit the wings from a perpendicular angle. I've had encounters where I dumped 20+ shells into the same B17 without major structural failure.

>mfw flying my first jet with zero upgrades

>>31653734
when I hit a plane with my 75mm it goes down regardless...yes I do hunt with the duck

>>31653734
I just cant wait for more b25's but ya I think they gave bombers more armor (thank god)

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[x] Well golly gee sarn't I don't know. I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?

“Wallll golly gee sarn't I don't know.” You draw in your absolute best Gomer Pyle impression. “I suppose the bullet comes out the end with the hole in it?”

Ice, for her part, doesn't choke- impressive, given her past history with humor like this.

“Very good, Frank! Now, can you tell me what you're supposed to do with it?”

“Well gawrsh, sarn't I don't know.” You respond. “Shewt it at them little plates way out yonder?”

You'd continue, but you notice Wendy turning red with the effort of trying to maintain proper military bearing and composure.

“You know you can laugh, right?” You ask, somewhat concerned. “Hell, you'll end up killing yourself trying not to when you meet the rest of the squadron. And god forbid you meet the twins like that, they'll eat you alive.”

“That almost sounded lewd.” Ice says over her shoulder, walking back to her lane.

Bullshit it did, you think. Hell, the bitches already have Joe anyway, they don't need to be starting a collection over there.

“Well, come on over here, I'll show you how this works, then, you hick.” Ice calls from across the partition between the lanes.

Wendy, who, by now, is supporting herself on the shooting bench, laughing herself silly, can't even look up as you walk over.

“You do remember my mom was a striker driver in southeast Asia, right?” You say, conversationally. “And my dad was in the corps for like a bazillion years.”

1/3

>>31653914
Hell with more -25s, I want a goddamn Marauder in the game.

“I'd figured as much.” Ice responds. “Anyway, spot for me. I haven't shot at this range over iron sights in a long time.”

“Pfft. You sure you know how to shoot?” You ask. “I mean, it's only five hundred yards.”

“Meters.” She corrects.

“Close enough.” You respond, pulling the binoculars up to your eyes. “Alright, whenever.”

“Ok.” She says. “I'm going to try these first couple rounds without enhancing anything. Then I'll do it without using the gun's foci, then I'll use them, ok?”

“Sounds fine. Whenever you're ready.”

Her first grouping is marginally poorer than Wendy's, though without the errant rounds. Then again, Wendy was firing through an optic, so you figure they're about even.

You nod as you hear the metallic ping of the rifle ejecting the spent clip. “Not bad, looked pretty tight from here, but we'll have to pull it up to get a proper score on it.”

Ice nods, feeding the rifle another of it's en bloc clips and summoning her familiar with the faint, muted pop you've come to recognize so well. “Alright, this is just free enhancement, no foci.”

Her next grouping is much tighter- and you can see small craters being punched into the face of the backstop behind the targets. Ice nods, satisfied. “About what I expected it to be.” She says, happily. “Like my M-14, but with slightly more kick.”

“That's good?” You ask. She shrugs.

2/3

>>31654053
one is going to have a 75mm.....its the navy one

“It's not bad. The round is slightly more powerful, though I'm betting these are about even up. If we could find some modern ones, or, even better, get someone to handload them-”

“I can do that.” Wendy says, coming around the corner with her rifle cased up. “I-I mean, if you have the equipment for it, I can.”

Ice turns to look at her. “Aren't you going to shoot more?” She asks.

Wendy shakes her head. “Not here, no.” She says. “I'll make sure to when we get to the castle though!”

Ice nods. “Good enough. Here, let me shoot this last set, then we can go. Frank?”

You nod, pulling the binoculars back up to your eyes. “Ready whenever you are.”

Her first shot nearly blinds you- and punches a crater into the face of the hill that reveals the armor plate buried in the dirt. Both the witches nearly jump out of their skin, and Ice, very deliberately, safes up the rifle and ejects the remaining ammunition.

[] Holy hell Ice what was that? Is that armor plate?
[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

>>31654122
>[x] Holy hell Ice what was that? Is that armor plate?

>>31654122
>[X] Holy hell Ice what was that? Is that armor plate?

>>31654122

[x] "oh yea. Thats the stuff."

>>31654122
>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
Hahaha What the FUCK

>>31654122
>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
Fronk with the being helpful today.

>>31654122
I think you were off

>>31654122
>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

oh god what the fuck!?

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>>31654122
>[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
God damn. Seriously.

>>31654122
>[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

How much RHA was that?

>>31654122
[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

"Think it can take down a Dreadnaught?"

>>31654122
>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

>>31654122
>[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
Pucker factor 7.5.

>>31654122
>[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
>[] We might want to consider leggin it right about now too.

>>31654122
[X] Anyone else have an erection?

>>31654151
+1.

>>31654122
>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

Out of curiosity, what's Wendy's power?

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>>31654122
>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
"Ya need a smoke after that?"
God damn.

>>31654345
This. So much this. Add this to mine here >>31654262

>>31654122
[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

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>>31654122
[X] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

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>>31654122
[] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.
"Can it be fired with a massive erection?"

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>[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

" Not bad...the Tesla Cannon is cooler tho."

>>31654470
This

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>>31654273

I bet Ice's grandma finds the gundick very, very refreshing on hot summer days.

>>31654122
[] Holy hell Ice what was that? Is that armor plate?
"Mine can fly"

Does the kind of round fired have any effect on the magical blast emitted at the end? Like for instance if Ice fired an incendiary round or AP round instead of a lead ball round would the impact be any different?

>>31653784
Those ducks are terrible planes! I still fly them for fun, I just don't expect anything from them, any kill is a good kill. That 103 cannon is pretty nasty, same exact shells as the 108 but it actually has the velocity to hit stuff.

>>31653914
Things I've noticed since the patch that weren't listed in the patch notes:

- Roll rates in general seem to have been somewhat nerfed for all planes.
- Large planes are structurally stronger, especially against HE shells. They can take far more "tissue" damage before a piece falls off.
- Planes catch fire a lot easier than they used to.
- Defensive gunners are much more dangerous.
- They added more incendiary rounds to the later US ammo belts.

>Garand now qualifies as a Tank Cannon

bueno.jpg

>>31654567
the duck is going to tear shit up when tanks come out they were made to fuck up tanks

>>31653784

It's like playing cannoneer. Plinking away at a He-111 from 1.5km away. Little higher, little lower, oh, there goes the tail.

>>31653734
I've never had any issues with things survivng a Stuka Cannon pass. Assuming I can hit.
>20 shells into it
Sure you weren't just missing? Maybe the flight model was improved, and you were basically just putting shells THROUGH it rather than actually hitting. What shell type?

did she put a damn focus in the gun!?

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>>31654122
I had to

>>31654645
Artifact weapon.

Seriously, if you've got the wealth of the Imperial Russian house to blow on a legendary weapon for your descendants, you are going to go crazy on that shit.

In retrospect it is pretty obvious but I just came to the conclusion that Wendy is Ice's "little sister". Just as Goose it to Maverick and Merlin is to Frank.

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>>31654898
goood goooood

>>31654915
...Now I want to write Ice protectively shielding her from the Twins and yelling "WENDY IS NOT FOR LEWDS."

>>31654961
that would just make them hunger MORE

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>>31654677

I find it surprising that with the fact that Ice is apparently long lost Russian princess descendant that it isn't GLORIOUS NUGGET,

>>31654989
and that is exactly the plan.

>>31654625
37mm HEI, the kind used by all of the cobras. I think it's a combination of factors. B17s are stupidly tough, especially in arcade. And a plane isn't considered dead until the pilot is knocked out or it has no more working engines. So you can just hammer the shit out of one with HE shells until all of the controls are gone and the gunners are all dead. But until you break a piece off it can just keep on gliding. Where you hit the enemy plane matters much more now than it did when I first started playing. The wings are easily 5 times weaker than the rest of the plane, especially to HE damage.

I suspect that shells that hit at very shallow angles do much less damage because they don't punch through the outer skin before detonating. This is why a perpendicular hit will take the wing off a b17, but I've had to hit them as many as 3-5 times from directly behind. I could be wrong but I also think they can glance off entirely, I know for a fact that happens with 37mm AP because I've seen the tracers bounce off.

Also 1.5km is a great shot, I think my longest deflection shot with a 37mm was about 800m. Cobra 37mm actually has a maximum range because the shell will burst at a preset distance, though I'm pretty sure you can hit stuff out to 1km at least, I've done that in tail chases.

>>31655135
I think its the 75mm duck

>>31654898
And Stalinka is to Katya, yes?

>>31655135
ah here we go
http://devblog.warthunder.com/2014/04/18/aircraft-work-in-progress/?hl=en

>>31655190
I would pay to see that and I would want popcorn

>>31655021
Grandma was an Ameriboo and Exile.

>>31655206
MORE GOD DAMN SPITFIRES!?

>>31655272
laughingbrits.jpg

>>31655294
I am never going to get the meteor.....

>>31655272
At least it's not more UFO LAGGs

>>31655315

Don't feel alone, I've put 80,000 into my Meteor before update 1.39 came.

>>31655135

I did mine with a 50mm on a 410. They have a nice bright tracer, and they arc well, so it was a question of just adjusting. Thankfully the target never noticed.

Nothing like getting bounced by a Cobra. You're fine, and then suddenly you're missing your fusilage.

>>31655294
>>31655315
>>31655272

Can't help but wonder if this is their waying of saying 'fuck you' to World of Warplanes.

>>31655386
reds love there big cannons

>>31655406
the big fuck you is going to be planes and tanks on the same game and some maps

then 20 years later we will get navy!

>>31655408
Y'know, the Cobra is a yank plane and the 410 is a Kraut, soo...

>>31655438

One day, a Panzer 2 player is going to look up, and see a 4000 pound bomb coming straight at him.

>>31655463
http://gfycat.c om/WarpedPoliticalCirriped

heheheh

>>31655439

Yak-9T/K disagrees.

>>31655493
oh my god....yes

>>31655499
Strictly speaking, the Krauts and Yanks still beat out everyone for Operational high-caliber guns, and still win on sheer number of designs anyway.

Fuck, Krauts built two jets with the 410's 50mm, of all things.

>>31655493
love how the bomb just bounces

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[x] Ya know, that seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.

“You know,” You remark, surveying the damage- several targets are down and there's a noticeable divot punched out of the armor plate. “That seems to be the kind of thing your grandma should have warned you about.”

Ice shakes her head, taking a step back. “I- she- I... “She pauses. “She did. Kind of. She said it was much stronger than I would be used to.”

You nod, finally letting the binoculars hang. “I'd say so, yeah. Even if my cannon is still cooler. Hey, think yours could kill a dreadnought?”

“T-that's dreadnought armor.” Wendy says, pointing at the hill downrange. “Belt armor from the HMS Erin. They put it in when she was scrapped.”

“Not the dreadnought I meant, but still. That divot it punched into it's gotta be at least as big as my head.” You say. “Think the range control officer will be mad?”

Wendy nods. “H-he might be somewhat cross, yes.” She says, after a moment. “But this kind of thing does happen. It's just- I've never seen one like that.” She finishes.

“We should probably go.” Ice says. “I think I've got an idea of what it can do now.”

“I'd hope so, yes.” You say, kind of dryly. “Let's go change and get some food.”

1/2

You check out of the range, managing to just barely avoid the range officer on his way out to inspect the damage. Ice gets a chuckle out of it, and you have to suppress a grin, though Wendy looks mortified. “What if he calls after us?” She asks.

Ice shrugs. “One, he runs a witch range. You know as well as I do these things happen. Two, he sure took his sweet time responding. And three, if he is cross, what's he going to do?”

Wendy just shakes her head- and Ice- ICE, of all people, wraps an arm around her shoulders. “Cheer up Wendy. You're one of us now, people don't mess with us, or we sic frank on them. Frank?”

“RRRrrrhhhhh.” You respond, making your best mean face. Wendy actually laughs at that, and even you have to chuckle at the look on Ice's face.

“See?” She says.

“Yeah, all the messing with for us comes from internal sources.” You say, helping the girls load their range bags into the back of the car provided for you and nodding to the driver as you hold the door open. “Like Slider. And the twins.”

“Yeah.....” Ice says, nodding. “We'll have to talk to them.”

“So where do you plan to go for dinner?” Wendy asks.

[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.
[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.
[] At the lodge. Got to be up early tomorrow.

>>31655408
>>31655439

The Soviet love affair with heavy cannons on their fighter planes started when they got all of those lend-lease Cobras and found out that 37mm of fuck you had super interesting effects on the enemy. Afterwards they decided that their planes will only be gunned with similar armaments.

>>31655749
>[X] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

FUCK YEAH DRESS UNIFORMS!

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.
Why not?

>>31655749
>[] Someplace fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.
Treat Ice nice.

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>>31655749
[X] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

>>31655749
>[X] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

I'm feeling fancy tonight. Not like we get a lot chances at it.

>>31655499
Speaking of Yaks, the Yak-9U is such a piece of shit. It has all the firepower of a LaGG, turns half as well and somehow manages to be BR4.7. The ratio between me getting shot down and me crashing into the ground while flying it is about 5-1 because it can't pull out of a dive.

>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.
Aw yiss.

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[X] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

We still have a price on our heads.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

I just realised something, what happened to Rex and his girlfriend?

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

Mmm. Ice and Wendy in dress uniforms... And guess Frank looking nice too isn't bad.

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
[X] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.
Don't give Wendy a weird impression on our spending habits.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655933
To be fair, our spending habits are typically 'make a mint in hazard pay, then blow it all on leave, wash, rinse, repeat'.

>>31655749
[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.
It's not every day you get to treat a princess to dinner!

>>31655984
Pretty much.

So doing something fancy would be par course at this point.

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

Good food.

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>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

Fancy? Dress Uniform? This seems entirely too much like work. We fly for a living.

>>31655749
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

Rolled 15

>>31655933
Well, our spending habits are "We are rolling in more dough than we can shake a stick at, let's spend it on something stupid. Not like we're going to run out anytime soon."
That said, let's get dressed up for a night on the town, and
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

>>31655749
>[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace Fancy. We don't do fancy that often, I brought my dress uniform.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.
Thank god I'm not too late.

>>31655749
>[] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

>>31655749
>>[X] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

SNUGGLE WITCHES IN A BOOTH

>>31656603
this was the last vote, writing now

>people not wanting to dress up fancy
aww

>>31656631
If we dress up fancy we can't
>>31656603

Right, time to force Wendy into cute Civvies.

>>31656982
the poor girl probably never had a chance to wear any in years. i dought she even HAS any now.

>>31657056
...HIGH STREET, HO!

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>>31656982
>>31657056
Pants!

>>31656982
What, just Wendy?

>>31657113
Y-you mean Ice is going to force Frank into cute civvies?

>>31657113
Ice is going to civvy anyway.

Wendy we might have to push into not being stiff as an ironing board for an evening.

>>31657093
Lewdest pants ever.

>>31657155
Might. I was more thinking something something princess something something dress.

>>31657195

Could be crotchless

>>31657224
O-on F-Frank? L-lewd.

>>31657226
Those are Chaps, not pants.

>>31657252
So.....assless?

>>31657226
save those for later tonight.

>>31657272
beat me to the punch on that one

FUCK THIS NUMBER CAPTCHA the nicotine withdraw ain't helping

>>31657302
I got the pass

Man at this rate Wendy's going to get snuggled to death by the whole squadron.

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>>31657252

You sir, have never met a woman with a set of scissors and a stripping fantasy.

>>31657344
get the cameras ready then. we will need pics of Wendy getting snuggled by the gang.

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>>31657344
>>31657413

Hugs for the hug god!
Snuggles for the snuggle throne!

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>>31657469

Indeed

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>>31657514
They're all so snuggly...

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[x] Someplace low-key. There's that little place just by the park, let's go there.

“Someplace low-key.” You say, nodding. “There's that little place by the park, we could walk there and back, just take it easy.”

Ice nods. “You'll be flying the day after we get back, and the pace will be ramping up. You'll need the rest.”

“Now who sounds lewd?” You ask, grinning. Ice elects to let that one pass, knowing she's onshakey ground at best.

Wendy nods, happily. “I'll have your things packed and your rooms closed up.” She says, with a happy laugh. “the house staff at least listens to me.”

You look at Ice, who grins at the exact same time you do. “What do you mean?” She asks. “You're coming with, aren't you?”

Wendy squeaks. “C-coming with?” She asks. “I couldn't- I- I mean, it wouldn't be proper and-”

“And what?” You ask. “It's the last day of leave for all of us, and if you think you're going to get it easy because you're new... “ You shrug with a laugh. “I just hope you can familiarize quickly.”

She looks distraught- but finally nods. “I don't have much money though, I'm not sure I can afford to...”

Ice shrugs. “My treat.” She says, glaring at you, daring you to say something to the contrary.

Wisely, you don't.

The pub, called the Albany, ends up being a little less low-key than you'd have liked, but at least you get good seats, and their beer selection is good enough for you. Your meal of lamb, potatoes, and carrots is good, and the beer- a dark- goes well with it. At least, it does in your opinion- you're sure someone would disagree.

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