> Be Krieg> Be told to fight> Fight it is then> Piles of corpses left behind> Be sent to some remote world> Make some city our main homebase> Be stationed there> Become acquainted with a chick working in com Tower, which I'm tasked to protect along with the rest of my squad> Spend time there, talk with chick> She suggest we should proceed to "the next step"WTF it means? WTF I'm supposed to do now? War is all I know... Am I supposed to talk about promotion with my superiors, or what?
I think she wants you to bring her back a trophy. Maybe a xeno child's skull or something? You know, something cheerful to brighten up her tower.
>>31647697Dammit... We fight greenskins mostly... No chance for children's skulls.Some other choices? I think I could manage to rip off a few scrotums, but I'm not sure if those creatures actually do have such...
>>31647646Go talk to the Quartermaster about it.Does your mask get all steamy when you're around her, Anon-345-456 ?
>>31647735maybe a grot skull?one of the heavy bolter crew in my platoon ends up making statues out of shell fragments and all that when we get down time.
>>31647735Feign admiration for her craft and bring back some of the greenskins inferior and primitive communications equipment. If war is all you know, then surely communications is all she knows.
>>31647646>the next stepclearly she means enlisting herself and fighting for the emperor, you should contact the nearest recruiting officer immediately.
Well, Krieg I do believe that this is the time in every Krieger's life that when stationed on a world with citizens, and approached by a chick talking about "the next step", it is your solemn and sworn duty to politely show her in the nicest way you know possible to the nearest recruiting center for your regiment because every good Kreiger knows when a lady is interested in taking her service to the Emperor to "the next level"Also, more accurately, it would be her talking to you and you more of just sitting there and listening because you're already dead.
>>31647747Naaaah, we have Techpriest for Quartermaster. It's impossible to get anything from him aside of numbers. Fuckers counts everything.The mask is ok, but I definitely feel somewhat uncomfortable around her. It's like... I don't know, it's hard to explain - it's like my suit becomes... I'm not sure, too small for no reason. Not everywhere, mind you... It's just in lower parts...>>31647786Hmmm, I've heard that grot skulls are great as chalices...>>31647792Truth to be told, I don't give a damn about comms. I can feign it, but when she asks something like "oh, and what you like most about it" - I'm as good as dead.>>31647820I could call the Commisar, I think...
>>31647646What kind of slut wants to go to the next step after just talking
>>31647858The kind that fears death by orks every single day of her life.
>>31647646God damnit, mortal!She wants to procreate with you without the making babies part.She wants you both to explore each other!Warp damn! That's why I choose the god of jolly as my deity.The dark gods are too corrupting and malignent and the emperor is too stuck up in his dildochair
>>31647840I don't know anything about being "nice" and "polite". Does it involve some battle strategy? Help Bro out!>>31647858I don't know! I was all "yes. no. uhum. sure." And she said I'm like a nicest person in whole Universe and that I understand women so good, and also that I'm a good listener...>>31647874Procreate? Ummm...?
>>31647856>just in the lower partsThis is very dangerous, krieger. This could be the signs of the development of heretical thought. Report to your commissar for penance detail or summary exection, according to preference.
>>31647840When she asks, turn it in a different direction towards what comms does for your profession. Think of how many times your squads Vox operator has called in mortar fire on a Greenskin position. Remember, no comms, bombs.
>>31647893>Bitches want a man who never talksSounds about right.Krieger, she's petitioning you for breeding rights. She wants you to help her create another soldier for the Emperor. Explain to her you're unfamiliar with the process and she can show you how.
>>31647646I think she want to fuck man or at least sounds like that.
>>31647646Impregnate that woman, that is an order.
>>31647893You know what?!Take this sexual and social education book I wrote and let Jolly, praise his goodness, enchant a protecting and disguising power into it, which helps you read it in peace and fortifies your mental barriers against the grimrape that we are forced to live.May jolly goodness bring you health in mind, body and fate.
>>31647896That makes things more complicated. I was told that any Krieg who doesn't die on the battlefield isn't a true Krieg.>>31647916Breeding? Where will I get a breeding chamber for her? And what breeding has to do with women?While on that... What are women anyway? Are they, like some offshot of the Mankind?>>31647920I understand "fucking things" and stuff, but I don't know how does it work in connection to a human. Usually we destroy a legion of enemies, and the Commisar is all "FUCK, THAT WAS GOOD KRIEGERS!"Fun fact - in situations like that I feel that my trousers become... too small too... Hmmm.>>31647942I can stab her with my bayonet, sir!>>31647918PROCEEDING TO READ! OUT FOR A MOMENT!
>>31647893Bring her some xenos comms or other interesting equipment. For her it may be the same feeling as receiving a fully refurbished las rifle for you. What is important is not the knowledge of how they work, but your consideration of her duties and their requirements as well as your own.And remember Terranis Lives
>>31647985Cloning/Breeding Vats aren't canon soldier and you should feel bad for suggesting they are. Requisition basic Natural Biology/Reproduction supplemental primers from nearest Commissariat and/or Mechanicus sources. Then give that woman the Dick.
>>31647942M'lord commissar, forgive me but I do not believe that is standard-issue battle equip-BLAM
>Krieger>wasting time and oxygen that could be used reading the uplifting primer to instead chat up some broad, distracting her from her job as wellHeretic swine.
>>31648030>reading the primer>implying any krieger worth his salt can't recite the whole thing backwards already
>>31648047>implying that lack of duty and diligence isn't heresy
>>31647985She wants your to pound her vagina with your dick son that's the real meaning of fuck.
>>31648058>> implying everything isn't heresy.Blam, blam, blam, blam.Mumble mumble...reasons... Mumble mumble.
>>31648013The Imperials wish me to convert the holy Earthshaker cannon to fire Krieg-pattern breeding tanks? As you wish, so shall it be done.
THE EMPEROR'S WORK IS NEVER DONE
>>31647918Before I read this, I thought the DK was the most badass hardcore regiment there was and ever will be.After reading it I realised that the DK really is just that, a corps of dead men still living. Mechanical, programmed husks of flesh, issued with the lowest and cheapest gear to pour into the meatgrinder. Not an inch of humanity remaining within.They still are the most hardcore regiment there is. But they are just living deadmen, lasrifle wielding lemmings.That said I still love them, the piece that was written just made me realise how much human they aren't really anymore.
>>31648280>They still are the most hardcore regiment there is. But they are just living deadmen, lasrifle wielding lemmings.It's not like that, Anon.Krieg are alive. Very. Underneath of that emptiness, fire burns. Flame so hot, so powerful, that fiery hell of Exterminatus is just a pale spark when compared to that.It's a fire of shame, of guilt.Each Krieg actually feels. But the feels are only secondary to the purpose, and the purpose is to regain the grace of the Emperor himself. All else is meaningless. It would require an event of unspeakable proportions to shake Krieg out of his focus. But it's do-able.
>Krieg>Talking to a civilian>Making no mention of receiving permission to speakReport to your commissar for punishment detail.
>>31648280if you want the other side of things, go find love and krieg
>>31648280Ever saw "SOLDIER" movie featuring Kurt Russel?Krieg.
>>31648373Terranis Lives, sir.
>>31648473Terranis Holds, Brother.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Kriegthis should help you out, Anon 345-456
>>31648455>You must *feel* something?>Fear.>Fear?>Fear and discipline.>Now?>Always.And that is why Todd is a Krieger.
>>31647896Pretty sure his Commissar is just going to laugh at him when he tries to explain his problem.
>>31647918Thank you. I feel a but more clear headed after reading this.
>>31648504That was neat.
>>31648504Is the writefag that wrote that stuff still around? If more were written, I'd be so happy.
In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.This is the Kreig Way.
>>31655456pretty sure it says that it was made my a number of writefags, not just one.
Maybe she thinks you have good genetics and wants to create another soldier for the Emperor. I suggest giving her a sperm sample for her to test for deficiencies.
She dried her eyes and looked back at the...at the...at the human that sat on the other side of the cot. She couldn't bring herself to call him anything more than that. "Go wash." She mumbled, pointing towards a door. "Be presentable for roll."He nodded and walked into the room. There are the sounds of water and motion for a brief moment. During that moment, she readies his things. Ensuring that his pants still have their crease and that his jacket and other clothes are prepared. She feels as if she needs to apologize for this whole event. That she broke some kind of taboo, but how can you break something that's THAT fundamentally damaged.She pauses for a moment when it falls out of a pocket. She picks it up, a small pin, two circles, one copper, one steel, interlocking. She heard of this. She thought it was just a rumor.She turns and sees that he's back in the room, already getting dressed. Pulling on his underclothes and pants."This is yours." She says, holding the small emblem out.The Krieg takes it, and holds it in his palm for a moment. His eye close, or maybe he just blinked slowly. Then he returned to dressing. He finishes, and he looks at her. Quietly requesting if there was anything else that was required of him.She shakes her head, he turns to leave."What does it mean?" She asks. "The pin. I've heard...I've heard things, but what does it mean?""In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement." The Kreig says.She hangs her head. Of course it does. But she lifts her head up again when she realizes that he hasn't finished."In life, duty; in death, rest. Then, once more as before, forever. It is our purpose." The Kreig says. "Knowing that is our only reward.""Oh." She says. She feels like crying again. "So that's all there is?"
>>31662387"It is all I need. It is the Truth." The Krieg says as they adjust the straps on their mask. He pauses before he puts it on. "We cannot fail. We cannot fail the Emperor. We cannot fail our home. We did once. Never again.""Kreig is known for its loyal soldiers." She says."When I speak of home," The Krieg says. "I do not speak of Krieg." He puts on his mask and pulls the straps tight."Terr-" She almost says the words. But he shakes his head and she stops. She cannot say the words. She doesn't comprehend what they mean, how they are the two most glorious words to be spoken...but that they carry such a terrible, awful burden.It is no paradise. Only another duty.And yet...it stops her from crying. She doesn't understand why.The Krieg returns to duty, as they always do, and will do. It is all they know. It is all they want. It is all they deserve. They continue.They hold.(Heaven help me, years since I did this and I'm still able to do these. One of these days, I need to prune that 1d4chan article, and get rid of some of my crappier stuff regarding this.)
>>31648455Fuck yes, I never made that connection but its fucking perfect. Guess I'm going to watch Soldier now.
>>31648455You mad genius
Be an Keeper of SecretsHanging out in the immateriumFuckin with ma daemon bitchesAll of a sudden a ship appearsNo Gellar field… no Gellar field anywhere…Fuckyeah, I’m totally into this shitRide that ship all the way back to realityConsuming souls of the crew all the wayPop out, heading for nearby planetLooking forward to corrupting the population with ma gloriously tempting shenanigansGlance out the windowIt’s fucking KriegMy face when
>>31663021>laughing_tzeentch_deamons.jpg>just as planned
>>31663021So teach these pitiful creatures the ways of pleasure, you weakling.