Pastebin (will be updated as we go for those with eye problems): http://pastebin.com/w1SqMAarTwitter: @TAQUnderstudyAeromancer - a ship's wizardBarbarian - a tribal warriorSwordsage - a rather crude member of the warrior aristocracyWarlock - a self-taught diabolist with a modicum of powerMajority rules.This is a bit of a new format for me, so please be patient with me if I fuck it up a little.
>>31601036>muh enchanterwell let me vote>Barbarian and get out.Have fun guys. Dont shit it up.
>>31601036WarlockI do not wish to play as a crude person.
Aeromancer! What's wrong with you people?
>>31601036Only Bones can pull this off, fuckface.
>>31601036>Warlock - a self-taught diabolist with a modicum of power>not actually run by MrBonesIs there a chance this is not a smut quest?
>>31601063>>muh enchanterSorry. I couldn't think of anything particularly interesting to do with an Enchanter.>>31601065>I do not wish to play as a crude person.They're all a bit crude, I'm afraid.>>31601122Bones is kill. >>31601152>Is there a chance this is not a smut quest?There is a chance. Zero.
>>31601188Then dont ride his coattails like this. Resect the dead, you asshole.
Tied between Swordsage and Warlock. First vote is a tiebreaker.
>>31601271http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31553980/#31555383>If anyone would like to continue it or start a new TAQ, feel free to, just remember that the one thing above all else I tried to provide was freedom. To completely fuck up and die, and to succeed. I drifted by the end but someone else could do better.
Right then, Swordsage it is.
>>31601352>the LestrangesSeriously? Right off the bat and we are already lazily stealing names from popular fiction?
>>31601352Since we're leading the caravan, we should probably shout a warning, then dive for cover before we get arrowed.
>>31601699"Good. My might should've scared them off. How are our people?"
>>31601699Congratulate the men, 'mourn' our brother, contemplate the possibility of 'consoling' his bride-to-be if she turns out to be hot.
>>31601699Turn the caravan around brothers dead mourn the stupid gitBring the news back home
Need a name for this guy, incidentally.
>>31601983Have him sent back to our family for burial. Is it too far away? If it is more than a few days away, then bury him somewhere i guess.
>>31601983Corwin NellAnd leave the body where it falls. It is family custom, after all.Make sure to tell the rest of the caravan to try not to run over him, desecration of the dead, and all that.
>>31601983Loot anything of value and toss the corpse in a ditch. We have a maiden to discover, its not good keeping a lady waiting for such bad news.Also I say our name should be something ridiculously, overly, noble-ish.
>>31602176Baron Von Richard Printsly.
>>31602213And that's our given name.We can tack whatever title we have onto that, but, in pleasant company, we go by Baron.
(His Lordship) Baron Von Richard Printsly of the Nells, that alright?
>>31602213Baron Richard Estlbert-Herrington Von Printsly III. We need to go longer.
>>31602421Eh, why not, there's always whores and mistresses if she's not a looker.
>>31602421"Well, I suppose I will have to."
>>31602421"I have not seen her since she was six. I would prefer if we met and spend some time together. I would not want Lady Adelle to marry someone she would not like."
>>31602421I do not know. I cannot love someone I do not truly know.
>>31602571>political marriage>loveonly if you are very very lucky anon.
>>31602421To preserve the honour of our slain brother, we shall meet with her to see if she is amenable to such a change of plans.Totally not planning to run for the hills is she turns out to be a total troll.
>>31602660Second.But, lets only say the first part aloud.
>>31602864Tell her of the most unfortunate news of brother's death. Tell her we are to be engaged with her father's permission if she would have us.
>>31602864Stare at her tits.
>>31602864Tell her about the dead brother thing, explain the situation and say we'd like for us to get to know each other a bit better.Engage in Small Talk. Ask her about her hobbies. Don't stare at her tits, be subtle about it.
>>31603067Yes. Just glances will do.Try to make her laugh so she looks away.
>>31603103Laughter will also induce jiggling. I approve of this endeavour.
>>31603552No problems on this endok takeing all bets how evil/manipulative is she
>>31603552Have the wedding because why not?
>>31603552"She is most lovely."She is perfect. We need a wife with tact as a crude person.
>>31603600She seems to be quite the tactful and manipulative woman, which is just what we need as a wife.
>>31603552Perfect waifu. This must be a trap, but eh, might be worth it.Marry the shit out of her!
>>31603552Geomancer... So what you're saying is that she " 'as 'uge... Tracts o' land" then?I've no issue with it.
>>31603552Looks like we got lucky
>>31604022Make her dance like a chicken while we throw rocks at her, as is the custom of our nation.
>>31604022Strip her and show her the specifics of course. What else!
>>31604097This is a prompt for what, specifically, do you want to do in this smut scene.
>>31604022Well she's great. Have her strip, then get her hot and ready then shag her brains out.
>>31604120Butt stuff. Make it brutal and vicious. Rape her, if you will.
>>31604022Reveal the fact that we have TWO penises.
>>31604120It's our first time together. Keep it tame. Missionary, and save the chicken dancing for the honeymoon.
>>31604120Consensual sex in missionary position for the purpose of reproduction
>>31604120I like the sound of having her undress for our entertainment, then some foreplay, followed by vigorous sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
Right, calling it here since smut is relatively hard to write and I don't want to throw it away because everybody switched tacks while I was writing.Gameplan is: have her strip, foreplay for her, then fuck her.>writing(it will take longer than normal, most likely)
>>31604388The suspense is killing me.
>>31605318>>31605505I am almost done. I'm doing the last read through, then I have to connect it to the next scene. It's about a thousand words.It would be really funny if I just left now, though.
>>31605550I was kinda worried that was what you did. Glad you replied.
>>31605318Not really. The scene sounds boringly tame.
>>31605602I meant literally killing me.I'm hanging myself.Geddit?
>>31605602All sex in TAQ is either boringly tame, mindbreak, or both.
>>31605661I don't know, the childishness of Ruby gave every scene with her this creepy manipulative pedo vibe that skeeved me the fuck out.
>>31605550That would just be mean
Done, or good as.Sorry for taking so long, may have drawn it out a bit long.
>>31605830What time is it? Is it about time for breakfast? If there is time we could get blowjob since it would get up for it last night. If not awake her and get ready for breakfast.
>>31605830Damn.I'm..UhI'm gonna go.Be back in 5-10 minutes.
>>31606023Thank you, this really makes all the effort feel worth it.
>>31605830We need to start killing things, lets go find things to kill
>>31605830I like >>31606007. Blowjob then breakfast. Possibly followed by bonding with the waifu.
>>31605830>doesnt even like oralThis is beyond vanilla. This is, like, Protestant Diet Vanilla Lite. Its so unsexy that I'm about to spring a boner just out of sheer protest at how very nonsexual that sex scene was.
>>31606171Yeah, well, we can fix that with time. Gotta have some goals. You can't have it all perfect.
>>31606171She doesn't like receiving, no, but from what you could tell last night, she does like giving.
>>31605686That's my fetish though
>>31606297It is a good fetish.
>>31606259Which is boring as fuck.
>>31606007I like it. Breakfast in bed, as they say.
>>31606337The vote was vanilla sexings, not do the filthiest thing she'll agree to.
>>31606337As >>31606227 said, it can be fun to teach her to like it.
>>31606337>blowjobs>BoringGo back to /d/
>>31606739>blowjobs>deviantGo back to /cm/
>>31606791I never said they were deviant. Just that anyone who thought they were boring is from /d/.
>>31606791>reading comprehensionGo back to elementary school
>>31606791Wut.He didn't say blowjobs were boring.He just said that the other guy must be into some weird shit if he thinks BJs are boring.
>>31606816Which is fucking retarded, since even /h/ would consider blowjobs and only blowjobs both vanilla and boring as fuck. The bitch is a goddamn prude, and prudes are boring.>>31606829>logicGo back to the special ed classroom.
>>31606836Shet!*didnt say blowjobs were deviant.I'm a dumb fuck.
>>31606851Right. Let's stop feeding the troll, and move along.
>>31606851Some real hot opinions you got there.
>>31606863He implied it by claiming only /d/ would ever tire of such a cuhrazee sexual act.
>>31606851Except, you know, she didn't just give a blow job.Besides, blowjobs can be fun. For example, getting her to give us a bj while we're sitting behind our desk talking to her father.
>>31606851>The bitch is a goddamn prudeYou have no reason to conclude this. She doesn't want teeth near her cunt, that's it, the vote was to go vanilla for this one and she did what we wanted. It's not like she said no to something more kinky so you can't really say she's a prude.
>>31606908No, I just said that blowjobs weren't boring.
>>31606905Same could be said to you, Mr. Oral-is-too-lewd-for-me>>31606922>You have no reason to conclude thisShe acts like one, which is reason enough.
>>31606913>For example, getting her to give us a bj while we're sitting behind our desk talking to her father.Seeing as she is too much of a prude for oral, I highly doubt we will get that.>>31606929They are when they are overdone, and they are way overdone in taq. The last one was practically nothing BUT blowjobs.
I'm sorry if the relatively slow update, combined with the votes, makes you think that smut's coming up, because it isn't. Writing that smut took quite a bit of mental energy, and I really need to grab something to eat/drink. Gonna finish up this update before I do, though.
>>31606934You sure have convinced me with those opinions of yours anon. Thanks for showing me the way.
>>31606968Just wait and see dumbass. We start off slow and build up to it.
>>31606972>one smut scene and hes spentI haven't been this disappointed since Prom Night.
>>31607015>I haven't been this disappointed since Prom Night.I wrote for a solid hour, man. Gimme a fuckin' break here.
>>31607029>Understudy is anonymously samefaggingNow we know where all those compliments came from.
>>31606972It is fine. Wasn't expecting two smut updates in a row anyway. Maybe a bit of morning activity if we were lucky.
>>31607053I use that 4chan X QR trick that's occasionally posted in the QTG, that's the only "anon" post I've made.
>>31606972>no morning blowjob.Well, now I'm flacid.
>>31607029You guys always make the same excuses.
>>31607112That's probably because they're always true.
>>31607122Then quit being a one pump chump and harden the fuck up.
>>31607146Hey, give him 20-30 minutes to recharge.
>>31607081Ignore the one blatant troll and carry on.
>>31607122You will never get to third thread if you try to argue with the trolls.
>>31607081Too bad everything you say is suspect now.
Next update will probably take extra long, for food, drink, etc.
>>31607413Hey, that sounds like a nice trinket.If we find it, can we borrow it?
>>31607413Well, that is rather unfortunate. If I knew anything of it, I would certainly tell you, sir.
>>31607413"That's a shame. You got any leads?"
>>31607413Personally search all of our servants and their belongings. If any of them are found to be in posession of the sword, then we offer them to Lord Kelaine to do with as he sees fit. If we don't find it, he can pic related.
Sorry, think I'm going to have to call it at this update. It's late here. I kinda pushed myself to start this thread early (in terms of preparation, at least) since I figured I'd just sit on it forever if I didn't.I hope that you enjoyed, I could rewrite that wake-up scene with a morning BJ for the next thread, if you like?
>>31608414C-Can we go on adventures with our waifu?
>>31608414Work on new update of the next thread instead. Morning is gone and done.Good night.
>>31608571Good job, idiot.Might as well post this. Was my test/practice for writing smut fairly quickly (took about twenty minutes for the first pass), I used some random generator and it helped inspire what would've been the Aeromancer plotline (you get shipwrecked, meet dolphingirl, get pushed to a island full of cannibals or whatever).>>31608534Let me put it this way: I made her a magic-user for a reason.
>>31608604Sweet, waifu-ventures!Does this mean she's going to be into some freaky stuff r.e. us sexing up monstergirls. (This is a TAQuest after all)
>>31608604>DolphingirlI am filled with a deep sense of regret
>>31608950That is a sad thing, I agree, but we do now have a relatively cool waifu and a quest (that should hopefully involve more monstergirls to dick).
>>31608950>>31609118Dolphins are fucking sluts.
One thing I miss was the sheer randomness of the initial TAQ threads. Whatever was posted in as the first even post or the third consecutive odd post went, no matter how silly or crazy it was.I know for good reason he eventually dropped that part because people did it on purpose.But another thing is the roll system, the dice would give us sucess or failure on our actions and that also made things quite dynamic, if not horrendously open up the chance for failure and made us think smart.Whether or not this op plans to re-implement using dice is up to him, but that's my take it on it.
>>31609397I fully intend to use a Mr Bones-style dice system. There just wasn't anything you did that was really luck-based.
>>31609355Dolphins are rapey asshole murderers of the sea, but man dem genitals.
>>31609469That's fine.Though, I may be wrong, even stuff like fluff conversations and persuasions were often roll based, and failing them led to quite the number of shenanigans.Not that it's vital you do that, of course, this is your show. Whether you want to follow in someones footsteps or do your own thing is up to you and I wish you luck in it.
>>31609488I will man all of their genitals.
>>31609488Wh-what's so special about dolphin genitals, anon?
>>31609488>>31609355>>31608950Dolphines are too fucking close to mermaids and for reasons be I still fucking hate mermaids.there's a moving bone arm in a coffin to speak against them
>>31609570I'm gonna need a story.
>>31609469I don't mind a loss of some of the lolsorandumb stuff, I actually prefer keeping it for actual luck based stuff, so I like your style.
>>31609623It's how the first (?) /tg/ TAQ protagonist died. RIP, Mr. Bones.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26985242/
>>31614143Why would bump a finished quest thread?
>>31614187I wanted to read it without looking it up on suptgAnyway Understudy if you reread your old threads in the archives, I think it's awesome that you're doing this, I loved Mr. Bones TAQ and it looks like I'll love this one too. Please remember to use secure passwords and don't let the hate from anti-smutfags and general quest haters get to you. I really love these quests, and I'm sure a lot of others do too, and it's a shame those retards from the QTG had to ruin what Mr. Bones was doing.