Can't say he didn't deserve it.

>>31553537
I have developed a brooding and deep seated hatred for gnolls, and anyone who consorts with them. Therefore, I feel that he deserved what he got.

>>31553593

Why do you hate gnolls?

>>31553537
>You heard me. They have clitori that stretch out 12 inches like a dick. You could TRY To stick your penis in there but it'll be hard. Your only hope of getting one of the females to fuck you normally is getting her to retract it into her body which is kinda hard since it gets its boner popped like a penis too

No, this is technically correct- that is how Hyenas reproduce.

Hyena females have giant clit-penises. The male inserts his penis into the penis of the female and that how they do it- the urethra of their penis is their vagina.

HAH! Your DM pulled a Natural Geographic Channel on your horny furry player. Nice.

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>It's cool bro, the 18STR Barbarian can help me out here
>Now I roll for forced seduction and initiative at the same time

>>31553614
this.

Also, GM got a furfag to keep it in his pants. Righteous action.

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I like Gnolls, but I don't like the lady Gnolls part.

Seriously, just let the faggot fuck a female Gnoll without being a shithead about it. If he was in an elf camp and wanted to fuck an elf chick; would you just say they are all futa or genderless or something to get him off the track?

Hyenas are my favorite animal, there is more to them then your femdom bullshit fantasies.

>>31553609
Long story. The short of it is that my first ever campaign, our main, and only, enemy for half the game was a gnoll siege on a small town.
A lot of head stomping and forest stumbling later, I've grown to hate the little hyena fuckers.

>>31553691

Hey man.

DM's just being anatomically correct. The PC brought up the issue of sex, it's not his fault the DM pointed out that fucking a wild human-animal thing based off an animal with a giant lady dick might not be easy for a regular joe.

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>>31553691
There is a large difference between buggering an elf and fornicating with a beast

>>31553691

>If he was in an elf camp and wanted to fuck an elf chick; would you just say they are all futa or genderless or something to get him off the track?

Probably not because why would elfs be genderless or futa when most fiction about them has them being anatomically similar to humans?

I have to say that if I was GMing I would have let the player discover this in-game on his own and then actually had the player take the damage. Sure after finding out, the player might attempt to nope out, but I would've had the gnoll girl rape him.

>>31553537
He probably could have used a little less detail. Just explaining that, as hyenapeople, the girls have clitdicks would probably be enough. The rest of it is just too much.

WOw nice railroading OP

>>31553691
Goddamn that hyena is cute.
10/10 would scratch behind ears

>>31553537
Well that's just how gnoll biology works, can't fault the DM for attention to detail. At least he warned the guy before he did something he'd regret.

>>31553765

OP here

not the DM

>>31553734
>implying genderless/futa would stop me
I've been on /d/ too long

>>31553765
>describing the biology of a species
>railroading
Yeah, you can just leave.

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>>31553537
>>31553672

Anyway, continuing this: >>31553614

Hyenas life is actually pretty brutal.

You see, what basically goes on here is that the Female "picks" a submissive male that she would like to fuck: Hyena's don't have sex with machismo males. When she picks a male she'd like to have sex with ( usually a long term friend) she'll flop her goods out and the male is then excpected to do all the work of docking his own goods inside there.

Hyena females actually enjoy sex though and they will totally have sex dozens of time willingly during a 2 week period.

The best part though is that Hyenas give birth through their penis as well and that thing just proceeds to split open. This takes 2 weeks to heal. Their children are born with their eyes open and their teeth already developed: They can eat meat within 3 months and 25% of all baby hyenas are killed by other baby hyenas.

This is all pretty weird when you consider that Hyenas are not only really intelligent predators, capable of solving complex problems that require cooperation, and one of the most successful predators.

>>31553691
Do you want to fuck the CE 7'+ hyena headed chaosmen, or a little hyena pup, anon?

Either way, you should kill yourself.

>>31553783
why is that how Gnoll biology works? because Hyena's are that way?

It seems like the basic design of the gnoll race does not include even hyena social structure. The biggest baddest and sometimes propheticly red maned-ess male is in charge of Gnoll packs.

Females aren't the big ones for the Gnoll race either.

It is all well and good for someone to create things for a monster race, but there is no need to pretend that's how it actually is to justify messing with an annoying player.

>>31553948
How does messing with an annoying player need any justification?

>>31553903
>The best part though is that Hyenas give birth through their penis as well and that thing just proceeds to split open.

Jesus Christ.

>>31553903
>The best part though is that Hyenas give birth through their penis as well and that thing just proceeds to split open.

Where I'm from, we'd call you a sick puppy

>>31553903
My junk hurts and is desperately trying to reenter my body.

You prick

>>31553537
in hyena society, a male shows his erection to females as a sign of submission.

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>>31553903
>The best part though is that Hyenas give birth through their penis as well and that thing just proceeds to split open.

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>>31553716
>>31553724
>>31553734
>>31553940

No, the player in OP's story just wanted to have his own fun in his own little magical realm. If you were playing with a race of wolf-men he would probably do the same thing, or his character is a real horn dog.

Let him have his fun, he's not hurting anyone. It irritates me when people on /tg/ are so autistic about sex in roleplaying they can't even let a character go out for a night on the town without fucking with him, which is something many characters would do. (especially high charisma characters.) Just because his target for his nightly fling was a Gnoll cunt doesn't mean you had to add the penis shit into it. I personally hate shemales; though I actually don't mind female dominated Gnoll societies. Because that means the male gnolls are submissive which is my fetish.

>>31553948
No it's because it's how it was back in the day.

>also because hyenas act that way.

http://www.dotd.com/mm/MM00134.htm

>>31553955
Exactly!

Sometimes, i just get tired of discovery channel pseudo biology applications to a fantasy game.
It's always done with such smug certainty, like there's a biologist fairy on the person's shoulder whispering in their ear.

Sounds like both types are tryhards.

>>31554017
why is is so difficult to think gnolls would not have the same sociosexual aspects as the hyenas they resemble?

>>31554017
There aren't any real dicks involved in gnoll cunts. They're basically super clits.
>>31554066
Honestly the best way to deal with that shit is keeping a straight as face as possible and continuing on when the GM thinks he's going to weird you out. Maintaining eye contact helps if possible

>>31553948
Actually if we're in a dnd setting, it's Canon that this is true, and that the females are or tend to be larger. Their society tends to be matriarchial because of this. Not sure about other games settings though.

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>>31554077
>>31554087

Most Hyena species do not have the pseudo penis thing. Also; traditionally Gnolls didn't have this aspect of their society either, with males dominating.

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>>31553903
>mfw the start
>mfw also near the end

>>31554105
They have at least always been equal to the men, and tend to only be outnumbered by males by choice and laziness. The men have to raid and do most fights because they are ultimate submissives to their waifus.

>>31553537
Reminds me of the time when a high-level Sensate bard from my game decided to seduce and fuck a female gnoll - because why not?
He actually easily succeeded in seducing her with his +57 Bluff.
When he saw gnoll's lady parts, he was surprised for a while, and then just polymorphed into a girl and let gnoll fuck "him".

Hyenas are old hat anymore. Real That Guys should be moving on to the new hotness.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2014/04/17/female_penis_in_new_cave_insects_gynosome_controls_sex_takes_nutrition_from.html

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>>31553948
boohoohoo I don't want Gnolls to resemble hyenas biologically or socially because then the GIRLS are in charge and then I CAN'T BE

there's plenty of races and monster races [read: damn near all of them] with bigger badder males as the rulers of their social structure, let the fucking gnolls have their thing because that's how hyenas actually are.

>>31554017

>oh no a fictional race isn't how I like it
>CATER TO MY OWN PREFERENCES
>YOU GUYS ARE DICKS ;_;

Deal with it faggot

>>31553758
careful not to cut yourself

>>31554473
That's not edgy. That's role playing. And it's funny as shit.
Besides, it's the gnoll that'll be doing the cutting.

>>31554554
yeah rape is hilarious

>>31554017
No, that's bullshit. As a team player you should be aware that bringing your furry sex fantasy into the game is going to make the players feel uncomfortable. I personally would not bring my own sexual fantasies into a light fantasy game with friends, that's my own business and I don't have the right to force other into it.

Time and place anon, time and place.

>>31553691
It's a common troupe since most people only know the bizarre hyena that has the single most obscenely macabre matting ritual of all animals so they go "OH IZ FUTA LOL" when it's not, it's just "why does this exist."

Giggles please.

>>31553903
>that everything.
WHY GOD.
WHY.
I HATE YOU MOTHER NATURE.
I HATE YOU.
I'M FETCHING THE FLAMETHROWER AND TOXICAL WASTE, ALL HAIL THE OMNISSIAH.
THE FLESH IS WEAK.

The player wanted his PC to have sex. The GM gave him a warning, because he wouldn't like the particular brand of sex the Gnoll in his setting swear by.

What bother me is that th GM says that Gnoll intercourse result in "1d8 damages per bit, and maybe a penalty to CON". Seriously, that kind of damages is enough to kill a level 1 Gnoll fighter in 3 rounds. Given that the Gnoll aren't noted for their fertility, their species couldn't survive the first mating.

If the GM wanted to discorage the player, he just should have said:
>"Okay but they have a pseudopenis and you'll have to take it up the pooper"

whitout any of the potentially lethal bullshit.

>>31554705
I wouldn't say the hyena has the most obscenely macabre matting ritual of all animals. I mean, have you seen some of the insects, arachnids and other parasites? THOSE are nasty.

>>31554760
>have you seen some of the insects, arachnids and other parasites?
Yes but you kinda expect it from insects, they're all nasty and wiggly and stuff.
But mammals?

What do you think would have happened if the furry went ahead to have sex?

>>31554705
>single most obscenely macabre matting ritual of all animals

>Being dominated by someone bigger and more aggressive with a large phallus
>Welcome to being a fucking woman, man

As for animals with macabre mating rituals, I'll see you the hyenas and their pseudopeens and raise you the reproductive practices of the burying beetle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burying_beetle#Reproduction

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>>31554831
Nah it's not that read >>31553903
Like, it's "why would you do that mother nature. Why?" and as said here >>31554780 insects are repulsive you kinda expect them to be repulsive when having spawns.

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>>31554814
I think the GM covered what would have happened quite succinctly. Damage, damage, and more damage, and brutal rape. Of the furry.

>>31554814
If I was the GM, I would have handled it with a fade to black, let the other players roleplay what they were doing this night, and then skip to the morning, where the guy would have a sore butt and a big, if shell shocked, smile on his face.

>>31554834
>>31554852
>>31554864
I now realize where I've seen this art style.

http://satwcomic.com/

>>31554894
Yep, she sucks at comics.

>>31554834
>>31554852
>>31554864
fuck you and your degenerate agenda.

also those drawings gave me cancer.

>>31554891
Encouraging furries is never a good idea.

Am I the only one doing a lot of thinking about what this means for their societies?

Particularly, how do things pan out when they make contact with human cultures? I mean, when a big gnoll girl goes to the human market, is she treated by the humans as female (the most analogous human physiological gender) or male (the most analogous human social gender), or something else entirely? To what degree might the other culture be influenced by either's gender norms?

How does this affect their languages? Without exception (unless something's changed in linguistics since I left school) natural human languages leave masculine inflections unmarked and any inflections are on the feminine form. Might this be reversed in gnoll languages?

What is the status of pregnant women in a gnoll culture? How does the general infeasibility of rape influence the culture? Is their governance system affected at all by this?

>>31555001
>Particularly, how do things pan out when they make contact with human cultures?

They usually try to kill each other.

Humans are civilized sentient beings, gnolls are filthy animals.

>>31555001
>denying the female on male rape culture in the gnoll society
check your privilege human cis scum

>>31555001
Humans usually send adventurers to gnoll houses to kill them for XP. Why bother with sociopolitical maneuvering between two different cultures when you could just kill some monsters and then roll on a loot table?

>>31555001
>How does the general infeasibility of rape influence the culture?

Ironically enough I think Gnoll men would find vaginas disgusting.

There would be Zero appeal to them as their species possess no equivalent. They would take a peek between a female humans legs and see this weird little slit- got forbid if they see it erect, just a disgusting, pink flap, open dripping wound of hanging flesh and meat. And then they would ask if it's supposed to look like that and we would assured them that was normal.

Oh, right, rape.

Rape would probably be an entirely foreign concept to Gnolls.

>>31555087
>>31555067
>zarusapproves.webm

>>31555001
The Gnoll sexual dismorphism is probably not easy to determine by human's eyes. I think most humans seeing a 6'10 Gnoll with a bulge on the pants would think she's a male. The gender norms of either culture would probably not be much influenced much by the other's, because they're too different. I think the Gnoll would just be confused a little at first, and wonder why the subbmissive ones have boobs.

Natural human languages aren't that united on masculine/feminine inflections (unless I'm not understanding what you're saying). Latin languages tend to do the distinction, with the male pronoun as default, and most germanic languages have a neutral pronoun.

I like the idea Gnoll language doesn't have gendered pronouns, only a strong/weak distinction: You refer to your social/physical inferior as "weak one" and to your superior as "strong one".

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>>31555118
>>31555001

Because that's just the crazy thing though; ALL other sapient races have some kind of a "relatable" Vagina.

Orcs have Vaginas.
Dwarves have Vaginas.
Elves have Vaginas.

You'd better believe we know Centaurs have Vaginas

>>31554591
Men can't be raped except by other males.

>>31555070

You laugh, but that could be a notion to play with.

>>31555118

Yeah, I imagine our genitalia and sexuality would be just as horrifying to them. But yeah, the idea of rape being a foreign concept, that's interesting.

>>31555156

that's what I mean, that if there's a default pronoun, it's male. No one's found a human language where the reverse is true, where you don't have a special ending for the female form but you do for the male.

>>31555174
>>That feel when you will never know the joys of sliding your throbbing centaur penis into the warm horsey vagina of your equestrian bride.

>>31553537
Gnolls man.
Fuckin' Gnolls.

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>>31555067
>>31555087

>rollplayers

>>31554971

>'Degenerate Agenda'
>Some comics about animals

Go outside.

>>31554591
I have been on Tumblr and they told me that females gnolls can't rape males because rape=oppresion - consent

>>31553537
What a wimp.
Can't take what he's dishing out, eh?
Although I probably would have put on lome leather armor, beforehand. Maybe steak-studded.

>>31555199
>>31555250

Goddammit tumblr.

>>31555203
You're mixing biological and syntactical gender.

Just as a fun fact, in Norwegian Bokmål, book is more often conjugated as femal than mother.

Does that mean that motherhood is less female than books?

Women are special, so they get the special pronoun.

>>31554971
TIL that all animals ought to be monogamic and buy a house in the suburbs

>>31555257

That's literally the law in the UK, so it's not wrong.
Penetration without consent => rape.

>>31555257
*Godessdammit
stop imposing your patriarchal male-normative prejudices

>>31555250
But there would be 'oppression' in gnoll society as people from tumblr define it. It's just that it would be an exact reversal of roles.

>>31555273
only males can be oppressors you uneducated white nazi
I am not here to educate you
i am so done with this site

>>31553903
> This takes 2 weeks to heal
OOOOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh shit

>>31555268
It's the law everywhere, I can still hate you for it for supporting it.


>>31555272
Xirdammit*

Check your privilege cis scum

>slowclap.webm

>>31555307
thanks for educating me
I sometimes forget to check my cis privilege
I am sorry for triggering the trans community

>>31555118
>implying the only type of rape is male on female

Genderneutral asexual otherkin here. Everyone in here needs to check their privilege, being a Human with observable gender characteristics makes you unable to form an unbiased opinion, so you are almost guaranteed to be wrong about the subject if you try to discuss it (unless you agree with me)

>>31555347
I will not be lectured by some animal!
Bow to the pillar of male supremacy!
And spread your cheeks.

>>31555347
Alien here, check your human privilege homo-scumpian!

>>31555373
Ethereal concept outside of the realm of comprehension here, you need to check your physical existence privileges physi-scum. Unless your plane of existence is not verifiable by physical means you're just too biased to have an opinion.

>>31555400
I-I'll go check my Martian privilege in the corner.

>>31554017
Would you also be ok with the DM indulging the BDSM guy's fantasies, the guro's guys fantasies, the pet play, and so on?

>>31554926
she's also very SWEDEN YES and Multikulti about them.

>>31555250
>>31555203
>>31555118
>>31555001

As much as I like the idea of a species incapable of rape, I don't think that's the case with the Gnoll.

I mean, there is nothing preventing a Gnoll from overpowering/blackmailing/threatening/incapacitating/drugging another Gnoll and have their ways with them.

In fact, it could be argued that the male are sex-slaves by default. All depend if, when a female says "Hey, cutie, in for a quick one?", she accepts "no" as an answer.

Seriously though, what's up with all the tumblr shit lately?

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>>31555466
Not sure, but it's even worse than /pol/.
At least you know when people start posting /pol/ shit that half of them are just joking around and the other half are just backwoods rednecks.
Tumblrshits are certifiably delusional, and actually believe all the shit they read online.

>>31555466
Radical whatever-the-fuck-ists mucking about and social justice blogs that are easy and fun to make fun of.

>>31555466
The political climate right now is one of change, because of this many armchair activists need a place to vent their uninformed opinion, Tumblr is their medium of choice.

Years ago it was furries we made fun of, 4chan will always have a group to marginalize.

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>>31555482
>Years ago it was furries we made fun of,
I, for one, still make fun of furries.
But honestly, from real life experience, it's the same sort of people that are drawn to both practices (furry and social justice).

>>31555250
Financial oppression is a thing.
There is also Legal oppression.
Many kinds of oppression.
Gotta consider all the angles when determining who's got power over who.
Typically it is the one that can most easily replace their lover and get a new lover, as the one who holds the power.
>>31555264
No, Animals need to exist in large efficient and compact apartment buildings so as to maximise efficiency and minimise cost.

>>31555443

The problem with Rape in Hyena society is it's deemed "impossible" because both parties involved have to be erect.

I think the closest thing they could have to rape is sexual harassment of some kind or pressuring into fucking.

Like, it's putting a penis into another penis.

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>>31555318
Triggerin' Tranny, the Grumblin' Granny.

>>31555498
I think most of the people who legitimately defined themselves by their fetish have aged out of that subculture, I can't even remember the last time I was aware of an active furry community (as in one that isn't just porn swapping)

>>31555498
I don't know what that image really has to do with the discussion at hand, but as a native Tejano, I love it.

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>>31553537

This is the best thing ive read all day

thank you

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>>31555530
>I can't even remember the last time I was aware of an active furry community (as in one that isn't just porn swapping)
Exactly.
My point is that they're the same type of people.
Ten years ago beta men and angry women would dress up in fursuits and talk about their love for animals and how society "just didn't get" them.
Now beta men and angry women post online about their new pseudo-sciences and how society "just doesn't get" them.

Difference is, this wave actively wants to force their weird opinions on the rest of society.

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>>31555537

>>31555466
10% people who actually believe this stuff, 90% people making fun of the 10%, the 10% then become really really loud and angry after being trolled, thus attracting more people to the trollball.

Plus, with the rest of the internet being censorship lords, everyone who dislikes trannies will inevitably land on 4chan. This is ironic as moot wishes to be the little girl.

>>31555523
Anal or oral rape is still possible. Saddly.

>>31554017

hyenafucker plz go.

>>31555574
Or force-fedding a love potion, or any other kind of mind-control.

>>31555554
>Difference is, this wave actively wants to force their weird opinions on the rest of society.
The Furries were no different.

>>31555523
Hyenas pop boners when frightened. If Gnolls are the same, it is possible to force them to pop boners.

>>31555598
As someone who had a very very furry friend in highschool I can confirm this, absolutely insufferable about it too, talking about how he was sad that Furries would never "get accepted" within society, talking about wanting to "come out" with it.

>>31555574
>Anal or oral rape is still possible.

I think at least from a species mindset- Anal and oral rape might be a very rare occurrence simply because the Females don't use their penises for penetration and if anything: penetration would probably be seen as something done by the "fairer" sex.

Like, penetration would be viewed as shameful as receiving is in our society.

>>31555598
>Hyenas pop boners when frightened.
I suppose then Rape would be possible. A female forcing a male into slipping it in and what not.

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>>31555598
>The Furries were no different.
Nigga they had their little society thing going on back then, but they wanted people to "accept them and their cause".
While it's still unacceptable, and downright off, it's better than forcing society to conform to how you and your autistic friends think it should work.

Anyone that actively seeks to recruit, or in most cases press gang, people into joining his cause is worse than a furry any day of the week.

>>31555118
I seriously hope that description isn't influenced by your personal perception of the female genitalia. I remember this time last year when the board was full of wankers arguing that futa was totally worksafe and not gay because "vaginas are scary ;_;"
Anyway, good culture-building. Though I imagine it's just one less possible outcome of a gnoll encounter that doesn't involve non-gnoll sentients being butchered and eaten raw.

>>31554834
That info on Bonobos is outdated. There was a big feature on them in an NatGeo from a few months ago, turns out that they actually do fight. Just far less often than chimps, who murder each other.
Bonobos aren't actually "hey bby u wan som fuk" they're just more likely to not fight and sexual competition is less fierce.

>>31555627
I do not understand why bother "Coming out".
Fetishes are fetishes.
You masturbate for a bit and then you don't have the fetish for the next 24 hours until you recharge.
Why bother making a public fuss about something you only do in private? Even if daily.
I mean, you don't do Gay Furry Math on in your Gay Furry Workbook on the way to Gay Furry Lunch where you eat Gay Furry Beef and Gay Furry Walk over to your Gay Furry Car where you left the Gay Furry Accounting Forms.
And if you are getting gay furry stuff over the other 23 hours per day of your life, then ... bro you need to relax, your sexuality is controlling your life.

I wonder why there aren't more "Don't let your sexuality control your life! You're only Gay while you fuck and fap" movements.

>>31555637
On the whole I just don't get trannies. I understand that the brain and the rest of the body are different sexes. I don't get where all the pronouns and the "cis scum" stuff come from.
Also all this triggering. What is "triggering". I heard about a tranny who got really upset by Tampons, since he didn't have a cunt.
If genitals don't determine sex, then what do you care about tampons. And if genitals DO determine sex, then admit you're a non-standard male and go with it.

Overall I don't understand why people are getting so emotional about stuff that, as far as I can see, does not matter.

>>31555650
Now that I think of it: why would the Gnoll systematicely attack other sentient beings? I mean, outside of D&D alignments/morality.

They don't love fighting like orcs do, they don't want power at all cost like the drow do, they're not expansionists like the khuo-koat, and they have no reason to specifficaly target sentient individuals like the mind flayers do.

>>31555780
>why would the Gnoll systematicely attack other sentient beings?

The same reason most animal folk and barbarian tribes do: Resources, space, and because they're fenced in. It doesn't help that Gnolls are particularly savage by nature: no one tells stories about how the expansion of civilization cornered the gnolls into desperation and depravity as they struggled to survive when hunting areas turned into pasture land, or how they were put into an awkward situation that that the flesh of other humanoids was deemed 'acceptable' table fodder, or even how they sought power through unsavory means to retaliate against impossible odds.

>>31555699
Fucking chimps, man.
Humans may have the capacity to be pretty violent/nasty/apathetic, but at least going out on cannibalistic torture-murder raids isn't a core component of male adulthood in any major culture I'm aware of.

>>31555780
Sentient beings have better food, and useful tools.

>>31555829
We need a Gnoll themed Rpg! Also, see the Charr In guild wars 2 for reference to how you can show a Gnoll-like race effectively be a powerhouse nation.

>>31555268
>Penetration without consent
But what if the one doing the pentration is the one not consenting ?
As a male that tops, I was and felt abused, though I wasn't penetrated
Non-consensual penetration was involved, I'm not gonna blow my rape-whistle or scream abuse, but I was, in a way, raped and the fact that I didn't receive a dick in my ass doesn't make it any less real.

>>31555853
Why didn't you get up and leave?

>>31555853
The law is written to appeal to women. You are not a woman. Thus, the law does not appeal to you.

Did you know that if your sexual assault results in a pregnancy, you owe lots of $$$ to your assaulter?
And you're not allowed to see your son/daughter even if you wanted to.

>>31555745
The pronouns, cis scum, triggering and stuff like that come from the usual trouble makers who are oversensitive. The same kind of people who want to censor everything, the same kind of people who take offence at every little thing. It's just that in this case they also happen to be trannies and are letting that rule their lives rather than simply getting on with things.

Not saying that there's anything wrong with being a tranny, but there's everything wrong with being hypersensitive and reactionary, and it's those sort of people who're giving them a bad rap currently. As with any social situation that makes little logical sense, it's the ones talking the loudest that are the minority and who're talking out of their asses.

>>31555876
I was way too drunk, restrained and drugged
>>31555884
The law should be about equity

>>31555884
Horrible, yes, but lets not forget the fact that the majority of these laws were brought into play by men who assumed these facts about sexuality were true. The problem with a lot of these mens rights activists is that they forget that by and large men are the ones that created these rules.

>>31555876
>Why didn't you get up and leave?

I'm not that anon, but there's a lot of reasons why a man couldn't leave a situation like that.

It could be something as mundane as he was being held down because his partner was much larger.

He could also, like he said here: >>31555899 Be drugged and sauced.


Or Imagine a woman is raping you and if you try to leave she says she'll tell everyone you raped her.

Who do you think they going to believe, anon?

>>31555745
Because for them, it *does* matter.

Accepting people to be as they are is nice, but many people don't do that, and so the ones who are part of the minorities get discriminated against, often violently.

People are killed because they're gay, or trans, or pan, or whatever. People are harmed, bullied, treated like trash, because of who they are.

And so, they get angry, because being angry is a way to not break. And you get thing like the douches who call everyone "cis scum", regardless of the person, at the slightest hints of criticism, or you get the so-called "feminists" who give all the others a bad name but saying shit like "all men must die LOL".

Fetishes are just another way to differenciate people by taste, and some fetishes are more accepted than others. So you have people taking it to the extreme, on both side of the argument.

"Triggers" are based on the fact that victimes of bad experiences, be it assault, the traumatic death of a loved one or anything else, may get flashback of the events (ie relive it) when exposed at something that remind them of it ( it's comon with PSTD). the "Trigger Warning" was used to say: "Warning: this work contains scenes that may trigger your PSTD", and it was a good thing. But after a while, people started to use it when they got vaguely upset or angry, banalising a serious condition. And so people got angry at this banalisation, and then at everyone using the term "trigger", and everything went to hell.

>>31555907
>>31555899
equity and equality are what humanity needs, but extremists on both side are against it. That leaves the moderate between the hammer and the anvil.

>>31555896
Am understanding.
>Not saying that there's anything wrong with being a tranny, but there's everything wrong with being hypersensitive and reactionary
Never thought about it that way.
I would probably not care one way or another, if sensitivity and reactions were normal.
Maybe I should stop seeing this as a gender thing, and start seeing it as a "Hypersensitive overreactionary retards being hypersensitive overreactionary retards" thing.

>>31555918
>People are killed because they're gay, or trans, or pan, or whatever. People are harmed, bullied, treated like trash, because of who they are.
Hm. Sort of like how someone who gets bullied for being straight, starts hating all gays?
Or someone who is bullied for being white, starts hating all nigs?
I understand. But I think this will only lead to conflict from both sides.
Perhaps it's better to see bullying as bullying and hate bullies, regardless of which Touhou they would fuck?

>>31555918
Are transsexuals more susceptible to PTSD?
Or, just more susceptible to overusing the term at everyday offenses?
I know PTSD and it is not good times. Makes you go out of your way to avoid things.

>>31555780
As far as I know, Gnolls evolved or were "uplifted" from pseudo-hyena grassland hunting pack carnivores. Those rare secretive gnolls that preserve their past traditions treat their animalistic origin with great reverence, which includes savagely running down and consuming prey animals which may or may not be sentient depending on the availability and vulnerability of prey.

The vast majority of gnolls, all of which eschew that dedication to "muh tribal heritage", are the same ones that followed along when their savage culture was subverted wholesale by Demogorgon, who pulled a classic "seduce with power" bait-and-switch under the nose of their original patron deity.

So our choices are "tracked, run down, killed, and eaten for being the easiest prey while crossing gnoll hunting grounds" and "besieged, overrun, butchered, and eaten alive for living in a poorly defended village and expecting crazed demon worshipping carnivores to show mercy."

>>31555941
No fucking shit.

But the extremes are more fun to argue so here we are.

>>31555941
I honestly think equity and equality are good values but don't apply to a thing as diverse as Humanity.
Statistics gonna stat, and as long as different groups have different average ranges, people gonna discriminate.
While judging each human individually is a virtue, it's a DIFFICULT virtue and is often wasted effort, since 98% of your unique judgements are going to lie within 2 stds of the mean anyway.
Is there a way to acknowledge the reality and the statistics, while still valuing equity and equality?
Because I've seen a LOT of racists using statistics (but nothing else), and a lot of anti-racists using feelings (but nothing else).

>>31556004
People gravitate towards extremes. They're much easier to handle.

>>31556034
Worth noting that a lot of those statistics are slanted towards an education system that is in many ways broken, simpsons paradox and all that too.

Aggregate intelligence statistics have to be the dumbest thing around, I have no idea why anyone would take them seriously.

>>31556004
This post makes me extremely ambivalent
Extremes are for people of totally-not-questionable mental capacity who can't take whichever side suits them at the time
God I wish I could reach through the Internet, grab you by the throat, and talk non-committally at you until you agree with me that there was nothing here worth agreeing on

>>31555909
thanks for backing me up, I actually didn't think of
>a woman is raping you and if you try to leave she says she'll tell everyone you raped her
>>31555941
Actually what we need is equity
It can go through equality, but not always

>>31555941
Whether we're equal or need to be equal is really up to debate, honestly.

>that guy thread about gnoll penises
>4 hours later, ethical argument about rape, extremism, realty of statistics and equity
Never change /teejee/

>>31556046
>God I wish I could ... talk non-committally at you until you agree with me that there was nothing here worth agreeing on.

Well, there's nothing stopping you.

>>31556080
We're not equal, but a "perfect" societywould give equal chances to everyone
Not equal treatment, because that would leave some people severely crippled
Example :
>equal treatment means that everyone gets to use the stairs, and people with no legs either learn to walk up stairs on their hands or stay at ground level

>>31556046
it's 4chan. There's nothing here worth agreeing with, because this is the ass-end of the internet.

>>31556044
I've always wondered if it's possible to cheat on an intelligence test.

>>31556115
Trying to make reality into a zero-sum game is impossible, we're all born in completely different conditions from one another, we can alleviate the worst ones at best.

>>31555998
What if someon conquered a Gnoll tribe, or if someone with high charisma/wisdom convinced them worshipping the sadistic demon who's only after their soul isn't the best idea?

>>31555984

>I understand. But I think this will only lead to conflict from both sides.

Yup, that's what's happening.

>Are transsexuals more susceptible to PTSD?Or, just more susceptible to overusing the term at everyday offenses?

Neither. But being one in an environment that treats transsexuals like shit tends to cause stress and traumatic events that may cause PSTD. Anyone living that kind of predicament is just as susceptible to develop PSTD.

>>31556004

The thing is, you tend to not hear the reasonable ones talking about it, because screaming at people over the internet isn't what reasonable persons do. So, basically, what you get on the web is Strawman vs Strawman, and both enjoy the conflict a lot, on some level.

Anonymity plays a key role here, as it gives the human mind an impression of omnipotence (since there is little consequences at being an asshole on the internet) and make empathy difficult. Add to this mob mentality, and you get your average internet debate.

I'm personally for letting everyone do what they want to be happy, unless it prevents other people's happiness (for real reason, not because they get butthurt because their milkman like anal sex or whatever)

>>31556133

Its possible.

Its also unnecessary a lot of the time. Many intelligence tests are poorly made and/or are more of a 'how closely do your thought processes match the writers?" test. Hell, we can't even get people to agree on what it is intelligence tests are actually supposed to be measuring.

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>>31553903
>The best part though is that Hyenas give birth through their penis as well and that thing just proceeds to split open. This takes 2 weeks to heal.

God dammit, now I got that imagine in my head.

>>31556082
At this point, I imagine most posters - that aren't furfags/furry apologists occasionally leaking out of /tg/'s lovely "fetish hugbox" generals, anyway - have gotten burnt out on the age-old memes (Yiff in hell, etc.) and just roll with it.

Besides, getting trolled by tumblr-esque shitposting and responding with tumblr-esque shitposting is all the rage nowadays.

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>>31555941
>implying the true extreme is not full equity and equality and those that malign those who champion it are merely fearful of what true freedom would do for humanity and their position in society

>>31556137
That's what I'm talking about
We can't bring everyone on equal ground, but we can help alleviate the "disabilities" of the dysfunctional members, as long as they pull their weight in another way
>>31556133
>I've always wondered if it's possible to cheat on an intelligence test
It is. Just take the same test enough times and you'll get astounding results because you somehow end up memorizing the answers
As a kid I was in a special education program for precocious children and we had several kids who were clearly not up to level and sometimes retard-tier, whom their parents had pushed into this program after making them take the same tests over and over again, until they were, at least on paper, Einstein-level brainiacs

>>31556115
Yeah, equal chances is what I'm talking about. Of course some people are smarter/stronger/more something, but that's not a reason for letting the ones with difficulties die and rot.

I'm perfectly ok with people being at the top, as long as being at the bottom isn't shitty.

>cheat on an intelligence test.
There is no real intelligence test. But it's possible to cheat on an IQ test: you just have to find the question, and memorise the answer so well you can recite them on the fly. That is, for the deduction/logic part of the test. The part where they ask you to come up with a story based on the pictures they show to you depends entirely on your imagination, but I suppose you may perform better if you know which pictures there is.

>>31556180
That doesn't surprise me, education is so systematized that on paper results are more important than actual benefits.

In this thread: Everything is just awful, all the time.

>>31556153
>Its possible.
Huh. I didn't know that.
I wonder if different races have a different amount, or different effectiveness, of cheaters.

>>31556143
I like anonymity. More value to the post, less value to the poster.
That, and I don't like feeding my in-real-life info to people on the internet.

>I'm personally for letting everyone do what they want to be happy, unless it prevents other people's happiness
There's a lot of issues with this.
Assuming that 1 hour of a person's work, if wasted, will hurt them in some way
Then a nation eating more food than it needs to survive, is putting more stress on its farmers, and then putting more stress on its doctors.
A child who doesn't pay attention in class, will need more hours being taught, and thus puts more stress on its teachers.
Plus, War.
Assuming your nation needs those man-hours spent in order to supply your nation's soldiers, then every hour you spend NOT working, increases the chance of your own side dying. Thus, you are (indirectly) hurting someone, by taking time off.
Maximising people's happiness is not an easy equation to solve.

>>31556082
/tg/ is like a stoned philosopher

>>31556225
Stoned philosophers browse /tg/
/lit/ is too hostile for them

>>31556256
And yet /lit/ has a hatecrush on terernce mckenna, funny how things work.

>>31555918
Can I say, as someone who has known people with PTSD, that the fucking hot trend of "m-muh triggers" is incredibly offensive and inaccurate? It's basically people self-diagnosing themselves with PTSD. It's disgusting.

>>31556225
Is there any other kind?

>>31556207
>IQ test
oh boy, those are fun.
I have taken two.
According to one I was so retarded I should not be able to operate a door.
According to the other I am completely average.
The first had lots of maths and the second was about shapes and stuff.

>>31555498
>years ago
>in a thread that marginalizes furries from the start
Suuuure

>>31556224
>There's a lot of issues with this
Why is the nation eating more food than necessary if it doesn't make the individuals happy?

Why is the nation going at war if it will make the individuals unhappy?

I know it's utopist and completly unrealistic, but if everyone helped everyone to achieve happiness, not even maximum happiness but simply enough happiness, well, everyone would be happy enough.

>>31556277
Maths? That's odd to me, Math in a lot of ways is a learned language; Intelligence tests are supposed to be unbiased towards previous education.

>>31555554
Got something of a point, complete with how furries and SJWs refuse to actually do something to further their goals beyond bitching at people on the internet and finding new ways to be offended by everything.

Furries nowadays are pretty much entirely self-sufficient for their needs for the most part. I think nearly all of the bad furries mutated into bronies.

>>31556143
Mainstream Gnolls are way cool with Demogorgon lording it over their souls, since he's more than happy to point them in the direction of the closest opportunity for gnarly raids and juicy innocents.
Even if you happen to have 20 Cha and a battery of magical girl haato-kyacchi powers for befriending the shit out of them, you're still dealing with a race that is physically and mentally adapted to acquiring their resources by getting the pack together and going on the hunt. Either they settle down in an herbivore-rich natural habitat and live simply, or they build up a jumbled pseudo-industrial military and supply it by continuing to beat the shit out of various nearby communities and taking their stuff.

I suppose they could work on pruning their culture's more violent/savage tendencies, but they possess those "tendencies" for a reason.

>>31556297
Yeah, never been good with numbers. A shrink I know said I might have dyscalculia or some such.

>>31556274
Yeah, that's a jerkass attitude to have.

Do you know if the actual warnings for real issues help?

>>31556307
>. Either they settle down in an herbivore-rich natural habitat and live simply
oh yeah sure. lead the gnolls to the great valley of deer. problem solved
>5 years later
TEN THOUSAND GNOLLS POUR OF THE VALLEY LOOKING FOR FOOD AND LAND TO LIVE ON.

predator+food=more predators

>>31556274
As someone with PTSD, thank you for knowing this.

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>>31556225
>>31556256
>>31556271
>>31556275

>>31556307
But looks at, let's say, the Klingon. Violent as fuck, with a society based on fighting. They're not more the "bad guys" than the humans.

The Gnolls could develop a society not based around eating the nearest passerby.

>>31555835
Not anymore..

>>31556137
I wonder if Game theory can be used to find ideal immigration and assimilation rates.

>>31556161
Everywhere other than 4chan is a hugbox.
And even on 4chan, I've seen biased moderation on many of the subboards, especially /co/.

>>31556211
If everything was fine, we'd have no motive to change, and make it better.

>>31556274
Self-diagnosed PTSD.
Sailing down the aisle with self-diagnosed Asperger's, self-diagnosed Depression, and self-diagnosed "I ain't give no fucks, gimme summadat free shiat".
I wonder what people are going to self-diagnose next.

>>31556294
A society that focuses on making everyone happy is a society that invites leeches, and when the leeches get numerous enough, people will be unhappy.

Hyenas are fucking badass. In times of famine, Hyenas often realize that lions are edible. In the ensuing war, the lions are confused and incapable of cooperating, while Hyenas are already used to dealing with lions.

Turns out when the chips are down, a lion's nuts are just as vulnerable as a gazelle's.

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>>31556305
>bronies
I don't want

>lesbying exclusive
YES. I KNOW. AND YET, MALE PONY FANS, AKA BRONIES. Fuck.

>>31556378
And then there's that "Scar" guy.

>>31556418
Waiting for this. Not dissapointed.

>>31556367
Whatever makes them feel like a special snowflake, to attempt to differentiate themselves from the 7 billion other people who don't give a shit on this little mudball, just like lonely teens and twentysomethings have done for years and years and years before.

>>31556423
It's actually quite relevant too, Whoopi Goldberg, by strange coincidence, also has a 12 inch calcified clitoris. The more you know.

>>31556367
>I wonder what people are going to self-diagnose next.

The thing popular right now is "self-diagnostised oppression". Like the rich upper-classmen who complain the poor are hurting them by asking for food.

>A society that focuses on making everyone happy is a society that invites leeches

Perhaps, but if the leeches make people unhappy, they lose everything that make them happy until they agree to carry their weight and make people happy. The point is that everyone works to make everyone happy.

But, as I said, it's irrealisable.

>If everything was fine, we'd have no motive to change, and make it better.

True. I said it once, and I'll say it again: Philosophy, the reflexion on reality, is made by the disatisfied ones. The satisfied ones just want things to remains the same.

>>31555853
legally not rape. welcome to modern society
if im not mistaken until just recently the law in america also required the attacker to be male for it to be considered rape now its just penetration

if two drunk people have consensual sex as far as the law is concerned the woman got raped and the male is a rapist
feminism ahoy

>>31556418
I wonder if Scar just prefered sleeping with hyenas. I mean, he got an harem of lionesses and couldn't get an heir? (except that not-really-his-kid-but-still-spiritual-heit lion from the second movie)

>>31556476
>legally not rape
morally, though ...
I'm not trying to pose as a victim and I don't intend to lawsuit the fuck out of my "abuser" (although I would have severely fucked him up if he had given me any manner of STD)

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>>31553903
>The best part

I.. I dont think that part is best at all!

>>31556476
Real feminists are actually against that kind of bullshit. But I'm sure the hate-filled pseudo-feminists who want all men to die were happy with it.

>>31556523
Feminists aren't all hate machines
but the most vocal are

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>>31556502
Stop.

I do not want thoughts/mental images of Madotsuki giving birth by splitting open her clitoris.

Wait.

Shit.

Fuck you.

>>31556536
stop right there you nigger
you're carrying deviant mental imagery and I'm pretty damn sure you don't have any license for it

>>31556561
Here's my license: I'm on 4chan.

>>31555780
>khuo-koat
What are they? My google-fu appears to be too weak to find anything on them.

>>31556574
Damnit, chief! He checks out!

>>31555899
Crisanto?

>>31553537
That's actually true about hyenas. They do assfuck the smaller males with their enormous clitori as a show of dominance.

>>31553691
>would you just say they are all futa or genderless or something to get him off the track?
Well anon, that right there would be lying

>>31553614
>>31553903
Why would the lord create such creatures?

>>31556534
Well, yeah. Because you don't get vocal if your not dedicated to a cause. And hate is an hell of a motivation to dedicate yourself.

The sad thing is, it's often the hate-filled, violent jackasses who end up getting the job done, simply because the peaceful, reasonable persons with two braincells are too busy searching for a better, if slower, solution.

>>31556574
>>31556586
They're giving these away to any damn fool these days
>>31556592
Barnaby ?
>>31556612
I can't wait for feminist head-figures to appear, whose dedication will be to fight the hate-filled extremists

>>31556604
The Lord created Hyenas in His image. Its *us* that are the freaks anon.

>>31553948
>The biggest baddest and sometimes propheticly red maned-ess male is in charge of Gnoll packs.
>
>Females aren't the big ones for the Gnoll race either.
Unless you're playing in Golarion, then its full on magical realm

>>31556578
It's a misspelling of Kuo-Toa. Fishpeople and religious nuts.

>>31556578
maybe he meant to write kuo toa?

>>31556612
What happens when Hate and Sense are found on the same entity?
Wait never mind, Godwin's law.

>>31556604
Uhh.... shit.
There was an explanation for why this is an evolutionary adaptation, but fuck it I forgot what it was.

>>31556631
>The Lord created Hyenas in His image
This is now canon

>>31556649
But if we round up all of the ones who say shit like 'cisscum' and kill them, or just kill them as we find them, then we'll be free of them. To kill this toxic thought, we must kill those who think it or believe in it.

>>31556658
All praise His spotty muzzle?

>>31556684
All praise His 12-inch clitoris

>>31553760
No no no, then the player would've been curious and done it anyway. We needed to save this player from his own stupidity.

>>31556674
Insufficient extremism.
You must call people Nazis and advocate a Holocaust of all the Nazis.

>>31556700
No, because most furries are closet gay, when they're not outright gay. Describing them as herms wouldn't have helped. Hell, there's more herm furry art than there is futa on /d/.

>>31556631
You know, according to the Bible commentaries (who are an important part of the judeo-christian religion, even if not strictly canon), God created Adam and Lilith, his first wife, from the same dirt. Then they both wanted to be on top (I kid you not) and Adam was a bitch about it, so Lilith said "fuck this" and went her own way. Then Adam cried and whinned until God sent three angels to recover Lilith, and she gave them the middle finger while saying "Lol nope". Then Adam whinned, mopped and cried so much God had to take one of his bone to create something that could stand him. And that's how Eve came to be.

All this to justify why the creation of Man is told twice in the Bible.

>>31556649

Spotted hyenas (which are the only highly social breed and the ones with the big clits) are matriarchal and engage in the usual dominance play, where the stand-in dick is used exactly how you'd expect.

It also turns out to prevent unwanted mating - the position needed for hyena mating just isn't possible unless the female goes out of her way to make it so.

>>31553537
What types of gnolls were they though? Striped Gnolls have normal vagoo.

>>31556720

To be fair, that's a really late bit of Judaic folklore. Like 700AD late.

>>31556714
Sometimes I wonder why all fetishes gotta be extremist.
I, myself, have a fetish. But 95% of the art I find of it is too extreme for me.
Why do people have to be so goddamn extreme with all their fetishes.

>>31556752
Where are you looking and what is your fetish?

>>31556720
and in some versions Kain was virgin-born by eve

>>31556776
I opt not to discuss this on /tg/.

>>31556752
Because moderate fetishes require restraints, and that's not what most people wanting to indulge in their fetishes want?

>>31556720
I remember originally encountering that story in The Sandman, somewhere in volume 6 I believe.

That Gaiman, sure loves his stories.

>>31556830
One problem I have with Gaiman is that while I do love the mythology and religion interspersed through his work, it's a little repetitive at times. Sandman, American Gods and Anansi boys are all a little similar.

>>31556604
If God isn't gay, why was Mary a virgin? Checkmate christfags!

>>31553903
Jesus Christ what the fuck is with those things and how did they develope like that

>>31556523
sorry but no. that is literally what feminism stands for (gain "equality" through women favoring) just because some are more loud and obnoxious does not change the fact feminism is rotten from its very core

its kind of like how not all religious people are dicks but the bible is unquestionably anti women

>>31556868
>but the bible is unquestionably anti women
How so? I thought it put a lot of value on who belonged to whom.

>>31556855
Most authors have recurring themes.

>>31556868
No, you're wrong. Stop using extremists to justify dismissing legitimate concerns.

>>31555918

Oh please, this is the fucking west we're talking about not Somalia.

When was the last time America had a mass lynching? if these fucks want oppression they can go spout their shit in Saudi Arabia, where they WILL get lynched to a cheering mob

>>31556963
The "black community" was unironically crying for one during the Zimmerman/Trayvon case.

>>31556979

I remember that, I stayed up late (not American) to watch the trial and caught the resulting chimp out

>the Black Panthers offering a dead or alive bounty for Zim's head and not getting arrested

Toppest kek

>>31556896
how about forbidding women to speak in church as a start

>>31556928
you poor brainwashed fool
here maybe this channel will help you
https://www.youtube.com/user/girlwriteswhat/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid

>>31557009

Damn I was hoping that link would lead to InternetAristocrat

>>31555918
>banalising
That is not a word.

>>31557009
You poor ignorant, bigoted fool.

>>31557044

At least you didnt call him shitlord and completely blow your cover

>>31557000
Yeah. That happened 20 minutes from where I'm sitting right now. It was all that was on the news for months. That whole situation was totally fucked, and it really highlighted how worthless the news is at reporting. Did you catch MSNBC's total rectal meltdown? The anchor said, and I quote, "The justice system has declared open season on black people."

This video gives some rather important details that were kept out of the courtroom for totally bullshit reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PN6ucLenbY

At least your party didn't have an ugly Vashran, their society's entire courtship involves rape and rape accessories.

>>31556928
these should be more concentrated than going over 20 hours of random topics on the channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e92u5U3Acgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dwLzB0kFxI

>>31557031
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/banalise

>>31557049

There was this brilliant moment during the trial when, I think it was HNBC? it started with a H, anyway they were doing this 'after dark Zimmerman trial' coverage where they bought in a jury and asked them questions and shit like 'do you agree with blah blah blah'

Anyway they do online polls before it to see what the public thinks, and that nights question was something about whether Zim Zam was right, and /pol/ decides to crash the party..

The poll ended up with 90%+ in favor of Zimmerman, the hosts were dumbstruck because they'd been peddling the Zimmerman is a racist narrative.

>>31556452
>The thing popular right now is "self-diagnostised oppression". Like the rich upper-classmen who complain the poor are hurting them by asking for food.
There was this rich Southern fuck who literally got off of a manslaughter charge with 'affluenza', being too rich and spoiled to be responsible for his actions.

>>31557099

And then of course Jaffa called..

Bunch of /pol/acks were livestreaming the trial and decided to skype in

>>31554852
>seahorses
For fuck sake Humon, your comic is terrible, stop pandering to my fetish.

>>31557115
Another rich fatcat got off of his rape charge by his lawyer stating "he would not do well in prison".

The girl was 3.

>>31557115
Yeah. They should have took his money away, since it was the "reason of the crime".

I mean, you can't let people be near something this dangerous, right?

>>31557049
If he hadn't tried to say "there was no chase during the 911 xcall" I'd have been a lot more convinced. Because the recording of the 911 call had recorded Zimmerman CHASING Trayvon him and complaining how they always get away with this shit.

I mean, if you're going to debunk something, don't try and debunk the public evidence, man.

>>31557176
It's just animal biology anon, I don't get what you're getting all hot and bothered about.

>>31557182
I'm sure the judge's bank account is doing well

Is anyone going to note that the GM said they had to stick their dick in the clitoris?

This thread helped me rewrite interesting gnolls.

...before it got so r/mrabitchfest in here.

>>31557226
The female seahorse's censorbox is larger than the male's censorbox. That's why.

>>31557267

I think I hear tumblr calling you

>>31555466
People just now found out about it and thinks it's hot shit.

Basically people being wrong.

African Wild Dogs/Painted Wolves > Hyenas

Search your feelings, dweebs.

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>>31555415
>Martian privilege

>>31555780
Demon god.

No really that's the only reason they went around murdering everything like they did, in later versions when said demon god was dead it was even written that it's mostly only traditionalists that went out being raiding baby eating megaclitbags while the smarter ones basically became more peaceful.

Making Gnolls woman-dominated and matriarchal just means that both of your big, Woman Stronk societies (Drow and Gnolls) also both happen to be some of the most morally depraved.

I say if you want Woman Stronk Gnolls, you need to add another Woman Stronk society that isn't a pack of Chaotic Evil Murder-Rapists.

It's only fair.

>New campaign, we tend to include a bit of borderline ERP in our games but tend to either fade to black or ask them to do it on their own time if it looks like it's going to go into details
>Party contains human psion (me), gnoll barbarian, elf ranger, dwarf fighter, half elf bard, and gnome druid
>Bard is a guy but also very androgynous (and a huge manwhore) and gnoll hits on him when they first meet
>As the campaign goes on gnoll bros it up with the fighter and ranger, cracking perverted jokes, acting as wing-man at taverns, joining the two at whorehouses, and generally being one of the guys
>Still occasionally hits on the bard
>About half way through the campaign they are talking to a NPC gnoll and "she" corrects them, telling them he's male and explaining the gender difference with gnolls
>me, bard, and cleric has a "wait you're a girl?" moment with the gnoll PC, fighter and ranger have a "I've seen your dick, what?" moment, and gnoll responds with "I thought you knew?"
>Now knowing that she was rejected because the Bard thought she was a guy, the gnoll starts hitting on the bard a lot more
>Never actually got with him, after a rather poorly thought out diplomacy via seduction attempt, we ended up having to sell the bard to a dragoness as a concubine.
>Sell might be the wrong word, we couldn't convince her to give him back but she gave use some money to go away
>Concubine might also be the wrong word, turns out she didn't have shapechange/polymorph so it was more like dildo

>Didn't matter too much, the bards player wanted to start a new character

>>31557357

You realize normal people snigger at MRAs & SJWs, right?

>>31557479
Dwarves. But outsiders usually can't tell.

>>31557479
Why? The only good societies are the ones where gender roles don't exist and you have transmutation wizards and lady paladins running around. Oppressive patriarchy/matriarchy is reserved for vile, depraved races, just like in Star Trek.

>>31557855
>Shortstack dom matriarchal society

yes pls

>>31557966
Oh. That works too, I guess. I thought a bunch of these dweebs on /tg/ had a serious "muh medieval realism in a fantasy non-medieval setting fetish" such that a few traditional gender roles still stuck around in Goodly Society.

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>>31553903
>The best part though is that Hyenas give birth through their penis as well and that thing just proceeds to split open. This takes 2 weeks to heal.

>>31557479
Amazons?

>>31557479
>both of your big, Woman Stronk societies also both happen to be some of the most morally depraved
you say that like it's a coincidence

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>>31557484
I usually look down on ERP hijinks as badwrongfun, but the Bardildo is hilarious.

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>>31558424

I actually agree. I don't want to be part of that game, but I'm glad they're having fun and that is gross out comedy sex.

>>31553537
Your DM is hilarious. Bravo.
Gnolls in my setting are a matriarchy. Not evil or anything, just the roles are reversed.

Because dongs = right to rule, clearly.

>>31553537
Gnolls are not hyenas. You have just discovered that your DM is a furry with a Nurse Verity fetish. The whole "female gnolls are bigger and have pseudopenises" thing is a furry invention.

>>31558604
BoEF disagrees.

>>31555273

There is no reversal of roles or any of that crap as far as D&D goes. Gender is never mentioned, only that the strongest rule or priests of their demon god Yeenoghu.

It seems the entire female dominated society is a fabrication made up from people saying it is.

>>31558815
D&D leaves freedom for the GM to personalize, there's nothing untrue about modeling hyena-like creatures on hyenas.

>>31558859
When you model it on the species of hyena that the furries love it is

>>31558424
>>31558478
We ran into the draoness a lot latter, (assuming they won't just rob you) dragons made a good way to fence stuff you don't want to ever see the light of day again.
We were only able to talk to the Bard as an NPC once, he didn't seem too unhappy with his fate (his goal in life was to drown in pussy after all), but it was a bit awkward talking to him while he was wearing a necklace of adaptation, ring of sustenance, and nothing else.
Any other time we asked for the Bard the dragoness would tell us he's too busy, once we asked when he'll be free next, she said his new job is a 24 hour position but we could join him if we wanted

>>31558880
But Gnolls are usually shown as being visually modeled on spotted hyenas, and those are the ones with she-wangs.

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>>31558927
Forgot my image

>>31558657
BOEF is a third party product and about as official as the more extreme EU material is for Star Wars.

Even if we go with "Fine, whatever, gnolls are a female dominated society and have pseudopenises", males sticking their dicks in the things is exactly how you get baby hyenas.

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>>31555437
>She's from Denmark
>Pro Sweden

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>>31554620

I don't see how a silly 'I roll to seduce a Gnoll warmaiden and take her to bed with me!' makes people uncomfortable. They would/should just fade to black after that and it would be more funny then anything, just a silly character quirk.

>>31554705

I don't know how you knew it was me, but that doesn't change my opinion.

>>31555417

This isn't the same thing. This is just a type of partner, not going into the details of the sex itself. The DM is more being That Guy for bringing up the Gnoll anatomy then the player is just for wanting something exotic.

Another example; a player tries to seduce a female goblin. Is this funny? Is this his fetish? Is this offensive or gross to other players?

Just because the player is doing it with, specifically, a furry, doesn't mean he is making everyone uncomfortable- it doesn't have to be. It's very immature and (autistic) to just go LE FURRY OMG LE YIFF IN HELL XDDD

>>31555578

Never.

>>31554834
>>31554852
>>31554864
Can someone please post the oglaf anglerfish one.

People who use this shit in their feminist agendas piss me off.

>>31555918
>Accepting people to be as they are is nice, but many people don't do that, and so the ones who are part of the minorities get discriminated against, often violently.
>People are killed because they're gay, or trans, or pan, or whatever. People are harmed, bullied, treated like trash, because of who they are.

I'd venture to say this hasn't happened even once in the past decade in the US.

>>31559425
You'd be very wrong. On the other hand, the people who committed the crimes got caught and prosecuted, which doesn't happen in a lot of other places.

>>31559473
>very wrong
Show me proof of this gay-trans-pan-otherkin genocide going on, ``please``.
Sure, society is not that accepting of weirdos (who knew!) and there may be the occasional loonies that do some crazy shit, but that's not an indicator of anything, those people can kill/rape you for any reason they can invent.

>>31559539
Don't bother, the "gay and trans are raped and murdered every day!" shit is an unbreakable part of their dogma that justifies all of their actions and ways of thought. If someone is seriously spouting that shit on 4chan they are too far gone to help, let them live out the rest of their lives in misery.

>>31554834
Yep, I'm getting reincarnated as a bonobo.

>>31554834
>>31554852
>>31554864
Replace "male" with "leaders" and "female" with "civilians" and you have interesting society models for sci-i and/or fantasy campaigns.

Although don't put any bonobos. Players hate utopias.

>>31555574
Oral rape with those teef not fun.