>>31551373
I'm hoping you have the 4chan pass, Dranule, because captcha is in the shitter.

>>31551455
I do.

>>31551463
Well then, I guess this is just going to be a horrible thread for me. Hopefully this problem gets cleared up before you run your other quests, since I enjoy them rather much more..

>>31551484
What's the issue?

>>31551492
Captcha.
>>105810769
Gotta have to type the same captcha thing then copy the text into another box.

Quick reply and autoupdates are also not working right, so I'm forced into having to refresh and scroll back down the page every time I post or wanna see if there are any new replies. It's going to be such a hassle to participate.

>>31551539
Huh, so that's why qtg stopped so suddenly.
Might have to postpone this then.

>>31551539
Fuck, meant to link this
>>31550505

>>31551559
nah, it's fine. People might just take a little longer to post, since we've got to do some annoying confirmation stuff with captcha

>>31551559
posting still works... just really fucking slowly

>>31551559
Well, let's see how things turn out for now.

Although, yeah, for your more major quests, you may want to consider putting them off until captcha is fixed since I don't think there's a post timer anymore.

You walk out of Yamanaka's shop holding the cup with the flower floating atop the water. You didn't even really say goodbye because you were in such a hurry to leave, to just get out of there. But now that you've got a moment, you uust kind of watch the yellow rose. The petals have been trimmed down to remove the damage and the light of the sun makes it glow like a sunflower.

Its warm.

You might go back. No reason not to. You might just not be doing anything one day and help out. What'll it hurt? Nothing that's what.

Heading to your apartment to drop off the flower, you're surprised to find that the door's unlocked as you pause in opening it.

An intruder? At your house? Who the hell would do that? What would they steal? Ah damnit...

Getting ready to fight off the intruder, you push the door open to see a man with wild white hair standing within looking at some of your things. A headband brought down to cover his left eye, and a facemask obscuring his visage.

You're prepared to fight, yet the man sets down a trinket that he'd been looking at and throws you a wave,”Yo.”

Yo? This dude is in your -house-. What the heck is he in here for? What's that damn yo for? You stare him down, clenching a fist,”Get out.”

The man scratches at his cheek, his eye rolling up,” Eh, how about no.” He shrugs, his voice cool and calm, “I'm performing an inspection. I'll be leaving when I'm done.”

“I said get out.” You grit your teeth, staring at the man harder. Maybe if you stare at him hard enough you'll burn hole in his head.

He seems to smile behind that mask, you can see it in his eyes. “Well, if you insist Naruto.” He finally walks right past you, strolling right out of the door before flickering away.

Who the hell was that guy? Who does he think he is? What was he even looking at?

>>31551559
No man, keep going. We'll manage for now.

Here's a quick "fix" for anyone who uses 4chanX (or any of the other scripts for the board); just open a tab of the quest with 4chanX enabled, disable it, then open up another tab while keeping the old one on. That way, you can still see the thread auto-update and all the links between the posts. It'll still be a hassle to post, but at least it'll be understand who's talking to who in the conversation.

>>31551559
I've also been having trouble with it, everything works *for now*

If you were going to pick a day to sleep, today is that day.

You set the flower down at your side-table and look around.
Well, it's not like he tore the place apart at least. Everything seems to be in order, right where you left it at least.

With nothing missing from what you can tell, you head back to the academy to meet your Sensei with the rest of your team.

It passes smoothly. Each Jonin coming up front and calling their team number, the members assembling and then they leave to do well... whatever they're going to do. Ninja stuff you guess? This is all different. You've never attended this before after all.

After all the other students file out with their respective Jonin Squad leaders; You, Sakura, and Sasuke are still left in the room. No other Jonins coming forward to call a number. No other jonins in the room at all.

Just. The. Three. Of. You.

“He's late.” Sasuke leans back in his chair, crossing his arms and kicking up his feet to rest on the desk.

“Yeah...” Sakura stares at the door, suddenly despirited despite the proximity of Sasuke. She glances at you now and then too while you stare back daggers at your own little brand of traitor.
Something must've happened while you were out. The mood's totally changed.

>[] Set a trap to teach the late Jonin a lesson.
>[] Go to sleep.
>[] Talk to Sasuke and Sakura.
>[] Start doing squats.
>[] (Other)

>>31551632
Kakashi, you need to learn yourself some manners.

On the bright side, the captcha issue will probably cut down on the trolls.

>>31551729
>>[x] Start doing squats.

NEVER SKIP LEG DAY

>[] Talk to Sasuke and Sakura.
>[] Start doing squats.

exercise is a good thing, and easy to multitask with. Let's ask them strengths and weaknesses, we need to know that if we're going to be a team

>>31551729
>[] Talk to Sasuke and Sakura.
Ask them if some guy with white hair and one eyed covered came to visit their home.

And, I guess, if they're not up to conversing any more than that, we might as well
>[] Start doing squats.

Because, hey. It's never too early to start training.

>>31551729
>Go to sleep.
We are still pretty tired from last night, aren't we?

Or did stretching our legs and eating lunch give us a second wind?

>>31551729
>>31551753
Sounds good.

>>31551748
I doubt Sakura would take well to us trying to take charge like that and Sasuke would probably be too indifferent.

>>31551729
>[] Start doing squats.

>>31551755
You slept part of the day away. You'd be up for some squats. Sleep feels good though.

>>31551729

>squats

It's leg day. Life or death ninja antics didn't stop arm day, so we sure as hell aren't postponing our workout for some slacker.

>[] Talk to Sasuke and Sakura.
>[] Start doing squats.

>>31551373
You considering archiving this early, Dranule?

Since the last misarchival didn't even bothering tagging your name.

>>31551939
Just sticking to Foolz pastebin. Less hassle.

>>31551966
Mm. I can understand. It's just a bit annoying whenever foolz goes down for maintenance, so you might want to consider adding links to the sup/tg/ archives as well.

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>>31551966

well now I just feel silly for early archiving it

Rolled 26, 82, 89 = 197

Since you went ahead and did arm day yesterday, you decide that today is the day for squats. Late sensei or no.

Hopping down to the front of the room, much to Sakura's sudden surprise as you fly past her, the airstream making her hair flutter. You set down and nod in determination,”Yosh!”

Turning around, you see Sasuke staring at you with a bit of cool interest, while Sakura's stare gets gloomier with a hint of being pissed off,”Naruto, what are you doing?”

You glare at the traitor, giving her a mean mug to shut her up,”I'm training, what are you doing pinkie?”

She sneers at you a little, though it vanishes as you start doing squats, resolved to do at least two hundred, no, four hundred! You feel the threads of the green suit conform to your body and every move, stretching comfortably as you squat over and over again with Sakura trying to look away from the ridiculous exercise.

“Sasuke, that's so weird isn't it? Naruto doing something like that?” Sakura turns to your other squadmate as he stares forward, something fuming in his mind.

“Annoying.” He stands up from his seat and jumps down to the front of the room, walking over to you mid-squat. Sakura looks dismayed by his words, but clams up instead of trying to say anything.

“What number you going to?” Sasuke stares down at you as you're in the down position of the squat, freezing for a moment before you fall onto your ass, pride hurt more than your body.

“Four hundred.” You say, rubbing at your tush with a few enuncations of pain.

Sasuke smirks at you,”I'll do five hundred then, loser.”

You scramble to your feet, reassuming the position,”Bring it on.”

SQUATS CHALLENGE~

1d100 best 2/3 to beat Sasuke!

(Also, anything you'd like to say to your squaddies, minding the character?)

Rolled 94

>>31552084
We're supposed to want a low number, right?

Anyway, ask them this
>>31551753
See if any stranger visited their rooms.

Rolled 94

>>31552084
"You're a prick. I want to make sure you know that."

>>31552084
That's a classic Sasuke.

Rolled 2

>>31552084
Rolling.

Sasuke seems more arrogant in this incarnation.

Rolled 83

>>31552084

still roll under right?

well, high or low we've got him beat

>>31552104
>>31552108
>>31552111
Yeah... It was roll under and he beat ya... Shit.

Rolled 97

>>31552084
>>31552104
>>31552108
It's always when lower is better that this happens.

>>31552121
Eh, it's weird how luck works out.

>>31552125
I know, right? At least it's thematically appropriate.

>>31552121
isn't 2 a crit though?

Rolled 76

Sasuke's a cool guy. I don't mind losing to him, but still.

Rolled 1

>>31552121

wait but we rolled a 2.

Or are we going by out of the 3 rolls?

Well he -IS- literally better then us in every conceivable way aside from "being controlled by a group of inconsistent entities", it's only right, and hell, in character that he out-squat us

>>31552121
Does one of our rolls being a 2 mean we at least came close?

Also while a bit frustrating, I don't think losing to Sasuke would be devastating per say.

Since I'm pretty sure Gai taught us about learning from failure and growing stronger over time.

>>31552141
>>31552151
By out of threes. Like rock paper scissors... I'll count the two as a crit. It comes pretty damn close, but it's more or less a tie then.

>>31552121
>Akuma quest rulez
>96+ is a critfail
>5 or below is a crit.

Huh. From the first thread.

Do we get a crit here?

>>31552151
Depends on how it's applied. If it's "Beat his best roll with at least two of yours", then he wins. If it's "have a total lowest number out of the combination of your two lowest rolls", then we won. So it's probably the first.

>>31552167
For future reference, should we just count a crit success as being two success and a crit failure as a negative success?

>>31552186
Aye.

>>31552167
>A tie
Heh. That is plenty to hurt Sasuke's pride then. Let's do it man

>>31552205
I greet my robot emperor.

>>31552201
Perhaps a little respect from him too.

And maybe a little less sass.

>>31552167
he had it for most of the challenge, but then we took notice and threw it into high gear.

Rolled 7

I don't understand any of this. I just want to read and pit dice in the email field.

>>31552167
A tie is fine. Considering his MUH VENGEANCE makes sense that Sasuke would dedicate a lot of his time to physical fitness.

Also, I still don't really see the reason why our mom can't have had some Uzumaki vitality. Could be why her death hit Minato so hard, since every indication was that she'd outlive him.

>>31552217
Seeing how Sasuke coming to think of Naruto as an equal is what led to him defecting in canon, that might not be the best thing.

Rolled 2

Captcha's working again! Joy!

>>31552229
Because it came so late in the story. Like a lot of other things that the author just tacked on.

ALSO OH SHIT CAPTCHA IS WORKING PROPERLY AGAIN. Thank god.

>>31552247
Indeed, friend Anon! We shall pit our wits and luck against the odds yet this night!

>>31552249
I still can't get quick respond or auto-update to work. Is anyone else having that problem?

>>31552257
I have that problem too. Fortunately, I can turn 4chanX on.

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>>31552257
not me

Rolled 2

>>31552211

Copy pasting too fast.

At least the captcha crisis is over.

>>31552275
My dick has ascended.

>>31552249
I guess I kind of agree with that, seeing as it originally seemed as if Minato sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto was kind of just a last ditch effort thing, as opposed to a tradition.

>>31552275
It's not that I don't think Ino isn't sexy, anon.

I just...I just can't betray Hinata.

>>31552234

I'm sure we'll still suck plenty. We have no jutsu to leverage our strength. If anything, we'll be able to TEAMWORK with Sasuke, either making crafty openings for him or preforming ambushes while he draws all the attention.

>>31552273
Oh yes, I forgot about programs like that. I just turned on appchan, it's working fine for me.

>>31552275
But ain't Ino going to be our sisteru?

Rolled 30, 100, 37 = 167

>>31552084
If Kakashi comes in and asks whats going on, interrupt him with "SHUT UP, WERE SQUATTING!" and redouble our efforts.

>>31552323
Hopefully so, if you know what I mean.

>>31552311
This is true, and likely to be vital when dealing with Zabuza and Haku.

>>31552323
No, that's going to be Haku.

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>>31552304
betray her? we don't even know her name!


>>31552323
>que banjo music

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>>31552338
Dafuq am I looking at?
>Other than huge tracts of land

>>31552354

They switched outfits.

and Ino grew three cup sizes

>>31552354
Waifu/sisteru quality time.

>>31552337
why not both?

>>31552323
I'd like that. Ino feels like she'd be a better sister than love interest. Especially if her teasing stays but just gets playful rather than accidental and malicious

>>31552401
Mm. That's definitely something to aim for.

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What I'm looking forward to is seeing if the neat cover stuff is ever implemented.

>>31552323
Fuck that, Ino route is a go.

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>>31552423
Like I wanna use scrolls and a giant paintbrush, and have it make sense.

Also if Sakura learns STRONG sooner, maybe she'll suck less.

>>31552435
I like the idea of a romantically/sexually charged brother-sister relationship.

>>31552463
Woah, now, anon. Let's tame that imagination back some, eh?

>>31552463
As long as I get my loud blonde on loud blonde action tbh.

>>31552435
Ino is best sisteru.

>>31552476
No.

Yes, stronk Sakura with axes must happen.

>>31552463
You.
I like you.

>>31552447
Huh. I guess I'll be mindful of including basic seals in your future studies. Mass scrolls would be cool.

Idea I had at work if you guys roll lightning element: Chidori finger. Aka Shigan. You stab somebody with a finger imbued with the piercing power of lightning. Due to low chakra but high control you would use a single digit rather than a whole fist.

>>31552488
If by that you mean sister-figure-turned-love-interest, then yes.

>>31552463
Nope, we Hinata mode.

Ino is just blond Sakura with shittier ninjutsu.

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>>31552504
Also I have to wonder, would Sasuke be more attuned to a different creature if he didn't take Orochimaru's snake up his hole?

>>31552509
>rolling for element
Here's hoping we don't get wind or water.

>>31552509
>Spoilers
I like how you think man. But we have a long way to go before we get jutsu that awesome.

BTW OP, it's not Haruna, it's Haruno for Sakura's last name.

something brought up in qtg the other day that might end up turning this into haremshit but should be asked now rather than later

This world's got a pretty high death rate, even in peace time. Has this caused a rise in polyamorous relationships?

>>31552532
I didn't say we'd waifu her. I just want the tension to be there.

>>31552447
I don't understand how Sakura learns how to cast Fist but is still fucking useless

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>>31552509
Eh, Sasuke and Kakashi can have their Chidori thing.

Fuck them.

>>31552463
>>31552522
>>31552509
Nah, Hinata best girl.

Ino would provide best girl advice.

Plus, Ino seems like a lesbian.

>>31552536
Fuck dat, I still want wind. Rasengan too.

>>31552532
Hinata a shit

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>>31552559

>>31552552
maybe if you have a magic bloodline trick

surprised they haven't sent Sasuke off to breeding stocks and just get kunoichi to milk the little asexual SOB

>>31552535
Don't you mean down his hole?

>>31552552
There aren't any active wars being held, I think. So the current birthrate and acquisition of new ninjas is probably acceptable.

>>31552574
Tsunade is obviously best girl. Imagine the looks on all of our shitty comrades when they find out we'd be boning superior women.

>>31552575
Ino is a shittier blond Sakura.

Hinata is best girl, and has always been best girl.

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>>31552559
Because even though her mind and body are strong, her heart is weak as fuck.

Girl needs medication or something.

>>31552548
FFF I got that right last thread. Haruna sounds so much better though.

>>31552575
>bad mouthing best girl

You are not only objectively wrong, but a faggot as well.

>>31552574
see
>>31552575

Besides, I wanna deviate as much from canon as possible. Lets romance someone who isn't Sakura or Hinata.

>>31552509
Could be cool. The previous Raikage did that and he could fight Tailed Beasts one on one. Not that I imagine we'll get to that point anytime soon. Still would be cool.

>>31552535
Yeah, he is. The hawk thing is canon. After he gets the abilities he gained from Orochimaru sealed away by Itachi in their fight he acquires a hawk contract off screen. Just pulls it out of nowhere in his fight with Danzo. Even the other characters in the scene call him on it. "We've been with you this whole time, when did you pick that up?"

>>31552552
>QTG
I may only have a vague understanding of that thing but it sounds like a faget

The squatting match proceeds as the two of you have nothing better to do. Straight out of the gate, Sasuke starts to blow you away with squats as you come off to a slow start. You half-expected Sakura to cheer him on in this little contest between men, but you hear nothing of the sort. That distracts you a bit, but you keep up your steady pace.

“Come on loser, thought you said “bring it on,” like you could beat me.” He pants, sweat building upo on his brow.

You keep taking in deep and easy breaths. If you go too quick you'll just start to burn out after all. Gotta go for the five hundred. “Yeah, just you wait. I'll get ya when you least expect it.”

The two of you continue for a time until Sasuke starts to slow down, barely churning anything out anymore as the two of your count aloud your number. His barely moves while yours just keepa getting higher. Your legs scream at you, yet you tell them to shut up and just hold on.

You need this, you need this win...

Sakura's gone to sleep since she's been watching the two of you.

As you approach number four hundred you hear the door open. “Uhhh, what's going on in here?”

“SHUT UP!” You struggle to push your legs up as Sasuke's are locked down, trembling to get a bit higher,”SQUATTING!”
You push up, and then sink back down. The yell boosting your vigor.

The guy with white-hair looks at the two of you, and then up at Sakura catching some zzz's before taking a seat and kicking back.
“So, the two of you-”

“Loser... thinks.... he can beat me!” Sasukw pants, sweat dripping down onto the floor.

“Five... Hundred... Squaaaaats.” You push, as you say the next number.

“So who's winning?”

“I AM!” You both say, as you keep on struggling into higher numbers.

You both finally reach number five hundred and something in the both of you just gives up, causing you to fall to the ground absolutely drained.

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>>31552601
>Naruto intentionally gets names wrong to insult people using he's dead last ignorance status as a shield

I like it

Anko is best girl

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>>31552612
Oh Sasuke, how did you manage to suck so hard?

>>31552610
Hinata never gets romanced, she gets fucking ignored for the entire manga.

She takes a Pain abortion punch while admitting her love, and nothing happens.

>>31552633
You have good taste.

>>31552624
Sasuke's more hotblooded than I thought.

>>31552639
That it's never ever mentioned again or referenced is annoying, yes.

>>31552575
Hinata is really the only female who actually did anything in the entire show.

>>31552633
Anko is not really someone I would like to see us romance, but I respect your opinion

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>>31552639
well... she did hold hands with Naruto that one time

>>31552633
Indeed. Sadly, she's probably way out of our league for the moment.

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>>31552595
>All these anons wanting a 12 year old boy to fuck his great grandma
>All these anons wanting to fuck their grandma

There are plenty of fucked up things I get off on but shota-granny fucking isn't one of them.

>>31552639
Yet in the end she'll be with Naruto in the manga. No one said shounen had good romance.

>>31552662
And then a few chapters later he was back to flirting with Sakura again.

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>>31552679
eh, who isn't?

“Congratulations?” The White-haired guy says with an almost sarcastic tone rather than a sincere one.

“Shut... Up... Get... Out...” You pant on the ground, pointing at the guy. "Get... out..."

The man shrugs, finally getting up and walking over to you, popping his own squat,”Get out? But I came here to pick up my team. You -are- team seven, right?”

The home invader was your sensei?!

Hinata is clearly best girl for us, with Ino as sisteru
So we be a good brother, and when we find out Ino's fairly obvious bisexual tendencies, set her up with Anko

>>31552680
People often forget she's two generations older than Naruto in porn.

'Course, I guess it doesn't really matter as long as she's hot.

>>31552695
Hinata

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Gotta fight the good fight.

>>31552680
I agree anon but you haven't even breached the suffice of the oily, jet-black pit that is the soul and desires of 4chan.
Pray that you never do....
I can still hear the screams.

>>31552703
Fuck that, lets just go the threesome route.

>>31552712
>>31552695
Hinata got that clan shit going on.
We can't touch her and her prestigious family yet.

>>31552680
He just calls her grandma to mess with her, there's no indication that they're actually related. Though, given his resemblance to her little brother I suppose they could be. Pretty much every other crazy fan theory has turned out to be true, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out Minato was her bastard child.

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>>31552712
>Clan heiress
>not out of our league

just imagine meeting her family....

>>31552680
It is a slow, maddening descent when you've started growing bored of your old fetishes.

>>31552656

I kinda liked the flute and horns girl who puppeted her teammates' corpses and broke Shikamaru's shadow bullshit with STRONG.

>>31552697
>>31552624
Ha, suck on that! Keeping up like a champ. OUR BUNS ARE BRASS AND SHALL BE IRON ONE DAY

>>31552731
>Suffice
Auto-Correct lick my salty large cashews that should be *Surface

>>31552745
That's, uh, that's definitely something that's going to need us to get a high enough standing in the village.

>>31552738
Her clan can go fuck themselves.

She's already been basically out to the side by them, they don't actually give a shit about her.

We can give her a rebellious streak where she tells them to fuck themselves and moves in with us. Then we get Neji spying on us 24/7

>>31552754
Kaguya I think? Yeah, I liked the shit out of her.
Mind the perks of Orochi routes.

>>31552756
AND STEEL THE NEXT

>>31552776
The allure of an evil waifu.

But...resist...Hinata (or Ino, depending on how you develop their characters) route damnit!

>>31552776
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Tayuya
Fucked the name up.
Tayuya

>>31552776
NarutoxTayuya is actually a surprisingly common ship, despite the two of them not really interacting at all. Because fanfiction authors will pair Naruto with anyone they like, regardless of how much sense it makes.

>>31552792
Too bad the only porn of her is rape and slavery.

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>>31552776
>Orochi route
>Having Perks
All I see on the horizon is cage matches, death, MAXIMUM EDGE, and molestation oh and I almost forgot the snakes

>>31552776
Eh, she's ok, but only 7/10 on the naruto waifu scale

I'd put Ino at high 8, low 9, and hinata 10/10 along with Mei

>>31552831
Curse mark.
Snake Jutsus
Possibility of being imbued with kekkei genkei.
Burn the village.
Sharingans if you waste Sasuke.
Other jutsus.
Burn the Village
Evil bros.
Did I mention burn the village?

>>31552872
But we miss out on our springtime of youth in the process. And no other time is more important in the life of a young man!

>>31552872
oh my god no one wants your edge m8

>>31552872
Don't forget about the ability to steal the body of others.

And how he has hundreds of jutsu

>>31552872
And if there's anyone who understands bitterly vowing to become powerful enough to overcome death and kill God, it's Orochimaru. The problem is convincing him we're worth the effort of recruiting. We're just some chump, in this timeline.

>>31552872
>Implying Jiraya route isn't superior
Pleb pls

>>31552872
Yeah...that's all very tempting, but the whole snake molestation always puts me off the Oorochimaru route.

I mean no offense to the man, if he enjoys using snakes as dildos that's fine, but it's just not for me.

>>31552872
Keep your DaRkNeSs to yourself

>>31552872
And losing Gai, Lee, Inoichi, and Hinata (and probably Ino once we actually interact with her for more than 10 seconds)
price is too high now Dran. You put likeable characters in the village

>>31552900
Actually some people do. And Dran's just reminding them what's out there for them if they somehow persuade the majority.

It's up to the rest of us to keep it from getting to that point.

>>31552872
The only thing that tempts me to go evil is the possibility of an evil waifu. Otherwise, I don't really care for all that power.

>>31552918
>Implying Guy route isn't best route

>>31552918
Same

>>31552919
He doesn't. Orochimaru is more or less asexual, as far as I can tell. He just doesn't realize that not everyone is as into body modification as he is, and the result is that he comes across as some weird fetishist.

>>31552918
>Not the Guy/Inoichi route, perfecting a sensory martial art that kicks the shit out of Gentle Fist

>>31552928
Inoichi is too beautiful, man.

It kinda weirds me out that the only people our Naruto is friendly with right now are older men who are either really manly or really pretty. Implications.

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can we focus on not being shit before we start picking waifus and or allegiances?

>>31552918
>>31552935
>>31552872
>implying solo route isn't best route
It's like you DON'T want to develop our own jutsu.

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>>31552872
He's trying to turn Naruto into Sasuke.

>>31552963
Agreed

>>31552962
Lee's about our age. And we're trying to befriend Hinata, she's just too adorably shy

>>31552963
we are (note the training and getting shit done that is consistently voted on). most of the waifu and allegiance talk is while Dran types

>>31552900
I'm just- saying.

>>31552918
Jiraiya has dick-all for you if you aint got no katra. You need massive katras to do his jutsus.

>>31552919
Once you get past that he seems very practical if not obsessive.

In any case, I'm writing the next part. Just throwing it out there. If you get real into study and get more along the lines of amorality you may be given the offer.

>>31552963
What else are we going to do between updates?
BE PRODUCTIVE?

>>31552972
I'd say it's more that he's trying to give us the option to turn Naruto into Sasuke. He's just reminding us that there are multiple paths to power available, and if we really wanted to be bastards we could take a much faster route. The problem is that so far we're trying to be a good person. Some bad stuff is going to have to go down for us to want to work with the Snake.

>>31553000
>katra
wut

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>>31553004
post girls

duh

>>31553018
Sage chakra, I think.

>>31552918
What if we Tsunade jutsu route? I've never seen that before and it would certainly be healing.

>>31553000
Well then we just gotta build up our physical stamina on even numbered days, and meditate and study on odd numbered ones.

>>31553050
>>31553018
Another word for chakra

>>31553056
Poisoncraft counts as 'study' right?

>>31553018
>>31553050
Nah, I just purposely misspelled it.
Katra gives me a chuckle.

>>31553000
So no adventures with Jiraya?
Excuse me while I remember the feels of his death upon my soul

>>31552509
I always found it weird that lightning always gets portrayed doing what wind is supposed to do, cut shit.

I'd be ok with wind so long as we actually use it to do wind shit, not just fucking rasenshurikans.

Like get some chakra channeling swords and shit and just have a sword that when chakra is channels threw it has a 15 ft threat range.

>>31553018
>chakra, he means

And, yeah, frankly we're not getting trained by a Sannin unless we somehow impress Tsunade (and given that we hopefully won't be the normal dumbass Naruto, that won't happen) or Orochimaru.

So we'll need a path to power other than that.

Or Orochimaru, who is basically our philosophy without the morality.

>>31553078
we can have it if we buff our chakra and stamina

>>31553087
We use it like Danzo used it.

I liked Danzo's Wind jutsus.

>>31553055
Instant Regeneration?

>>31553078
His death was done so much better in the Storm games than in the series.

>>31553119
We will outdo both God and Death.

...What exactly are Oorochimaru's standards for curse marks, anyway?
Just being moderately good?

>Capatcha: Cockspur Tinifina
Wow, Capatcha I didn't know you had such a mouth on you.

Rolled 5

So i'm just curious, is the thread over or are both players and QM waiting for a move from the other party?

Because that last prompt seemed open ended.

>>31553130
The games are pretty fun. I haven't gotten the latest in the series yet, though. Just kinda waiting for the 'final' one to be made.

>>31553130
link?

>>31553130
The UNS games do pretty much everything better than the series.

>>31553143
See
>>31553000
>In any case, I'm writing the next part.

>>31552928

All that means is that Orochimaru will need to get right up in our faces to really convince us.

maybe the sound four will infiltrate the exams instead of those fodder ninjas who get their armtubes clogged with bugs

>>31553143
I assumed Dran was making more and got distracted with sperging with us.

He does that sometimes.

>>31553160
He does that a lot.

>>31553107
>Not channeling wind through your penis and whipping that shit around like a blender

Get on my level.

>>31553175
>getting distracted by sperging, on /tg/?
>never

The four of you move outside to a little park with an overlooking rail that allows a scenic view over the village, the faces of the kage mountain clearly visible from here. You can see the first, second, third, and the broken fourth face.

Kakashi relaxes against the railing while the three of you sit on the steps.

Your legs ache and you keep them splayed out, trying to relax them.

Sasuke returns to his brooding, hiding the fact that his legs are just about swollen too. He winces now and then when he moves his legs.

He seemed pissed that you both hit five hundred at the same time, though he seemed to respect the fact... At least, you think.

Sakura's gotten her eyes glued to him despite the jonin resting before you. “Okay so, let's begin with some introductions.” The white-haired man says with his arms out a little, welcoming.

“What do you uh, want to know?” Sakura mumbles, still seeming down in the dumps.

The Jonin seems to be at a loss for a moment as her scratches where his chin should be,” How about... Your likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, hobbies... Stuff like that.” He seems to smile again, really cool and calm

> Anything you'd like to say?

>[] “What about you? Introduce yourself first.”
>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm going to be greater than god!” (Other jabber here)
>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”
>[] Don't say anything.
>[] (Other)

>>31553179
Guess that's why they call you Blowjob.

>>31553130
I facking love the Storm games except for the fact that they milk $60 out if me every Damm year for like 100 more manga chapters worth of story and 15 more characters

>>31553131
Speaking of... if we get caught up in the Third's showdown during the Sand invasion, we are NOT missing our chance to face down the Death God. Because fuck that guy. And if it costs us an arm or something, well, that just means we have a vested interest in bringing in Tsunade.

>>31553185
>[] “What about you? Introduce yourself first, home-invader.”

>>31553156
Oh God, he's been going undercover to manipulate his own quest.

asdfghjjjjkfghffdhdf

>>31553185
>1
God that always makes me feel weirded out man.

>>31553185
>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

I wonder if Kakashi was trained by Naruto's dad in this story?

>>31553185
>>[X] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

Rolled 19

>>31553204

Yes, this.

>>31553204
Let's go with this, first.

>>31553185
I'm am become death.
>(I'm gonna be greater than God... Or at least better than my dad.)

>a naruto quest

PFFFTT AHAHAHAHA

>>31553185
>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

Eh. Good a spot as any to start with.

>>31553232
We know you liked it back in high school you faggot.

>>31553185
>>[] “What about you? Introduce yourself first.”
then when it's our turn
>>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

>>31553190
We'd be pround of that name, anon.

Bitches would always wanna see our dickjutsu.

>>31553243
Anon, please ignore the bait.

>>31553185
>“I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

>>31553185
>[x] “What about you? Introduce yourself first.”

>>31553185
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki. You probably already know about me from rifling through my apartment earlier today. That's one of my dislikes, by the way."

>>31553185


>>31553204
this first then
>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

>>31553185
>>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”
then go on to explain that we want to get strong. Better than god if we can, but at least enough for him to take notice of us. And we want to earn the respect of other people. Maybe not everyone, we don't really want to be Hokage (too damn stuffy and too much responsibility), just some people who see us for who we are rather than what our dad failed at

>>31553266
Seconding this

>>31553185
>[] (Other)
"What, didn't you learn enough about me when you were breaking into my apartment?"

>>31553185
>>31553266
Oh, mash this up with my vote here
>>31553220

>>31553266
I'm gonna have to say this.

>>31553185
I like the snark here
>>31553266
Tack it on!

>>31553146
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-yRi-zDak

>>31553286
this

>>31553286

Seconding this.

We don't have to spill our like story in front of everybody. Let's try to maintain at least a little dignity.

>>31553279
>If we can

That's not the attitude that makes you become better than God, friend anon.


>I will become greater than the Gods.

A simple, short statement, willful, not this bullshit I just want to be better than my drunk ass father shit.

Guy was an alcoholic looser and being better than him would only require us to get a day job.

>>31553185
I don't envy the poor soul that has to count these votes

>>31553185
>[X] "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, Infamous Dead Last of Konoha. But you already knew that, didn'tcha, ya creep? I like training, standing on my own two feet, and pushing to be my own person. I dislike the bullshit I constantly have to put up with, shit I haven't earned, and people who can't be bothered to know right from wrong. The hell with being Hokage and earning everyone's respect - one day, I'll be the best damned ninja this village - no, this WORLD has ever seen, and I'll be strong enough to put God to shame! Also, I like to chill out at Ichiraku's every once in a while. Now how about you, ya creep?"

>>31553204
>>31553266
>>31553286
these

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106 cm

>>31553342
I like this

>>31553220
>>31553221
>>31553231
>>31553241
>>31553256
>>31553273
>>31553279
We're playing a character that gets irrationally mad every time someone mentions his father. I don't think bringing it up ourselves would be a good idea.

I'm voting for
>>31553266
then
>>31553204

>>31553279
remove
> Better than god if we can, but at least enough for him to take notice of us
and just replace it with "Better than god." can't do things half assed

>>31553279
>>31553390
seconding this speech with the proposed change

>>31553273
good point >>31553384

Changing >>31553273
to >[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm going to be greater than god!” (Other jabber here)
If its not too late.

>>31553185
>>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm going to be greater than god!” (Other jabber here)
>>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”
with>>31553266
tacked on somewhere

>>31553366
>About 1000000 years
I still think she's a fucking vampire

>>31553266
Seconded. Let's be surly. We don't like Kakashi. Our first impression is...we hate him.

>>31553465
Or at the very least, we think he's a jerk for just ruffling through our home.

>>31553185
>>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm going to be greater than god!” (Other jabber here)
>>[] “I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Um. You probably know about me already though... I want to be better than my dad.”

>>31553465
>Our first impression is...we hate him.

That definitely needs to go in there somewhere.

>>31553384
Talking about his dad just makes him look like a sad little puppy. I honestly don't know why people are voting for it.

Voting for >>31553266

>>31553266
voting for this
>>31553518
I think it's because the "I'll be better than God" speech has no clout behind it right now. What I don't get is the people voting for the combination.

>>31553266
A hundred times this.

>>31553518
>>31553547
Pretty much. There's no reason why we'd just start boasting about it, since we haven't really built towards that kind of character. The snark option here, though
>>31553266
has a lot of support, I think, because it's quite in-character with what we've got so far.

>>31553342
"Ya Creep" doesn't need to be said twice.

There's some serious samefagging going on here.

Dran should really do quote only for almost all decisions due to the nature of his playerbase and the amount of trolls this quest attracts.

>>31553576
Whoops.

>>31553547
How about "I'm gonna become as strong as I can, and then figure it out from there."

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what is best narudo doujin?

>>31553588
I figure dialogue should mostly be the QM, since /tg/ can't into consistent voice.

>>31553625
the snark option seems pretty consistent with how we act to people we don't like

>>31553625
Mm. I noticed, when people have mostly agreed on the kind of personality a character should have, it's mostly fine. Right now, though, we're in a state of flux with Naruto's character so many of the write-ins really suck.

>>31553630
I just meant in general due to the multi-player thing, different people write different ways which can make characters seem kind of schizophrenic.

>>31553625
yeah

seems like consensus is

>turn it on him first
>then say something about getting stronger than god

>>31553607
Do you have any idea of the Pandora's box you've just opened?

>>31553654
That isn't the consensus, though. A number of people are opposed against making such a proclamation. It's so out of place with what we've got right now.

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>>31553658
If Pandora hadn't opened that box, masturbation would have never been invented.

Just think about even more emptier your life would be!

>>31553658
None? Seeing as how no one has really responded to it until you did.

>>31553669
then the sides are between saying git gud and "better than god"

>>31553669
Agreed. Turn it back, be polite, but seriously, we don't want to be THAT KID going around complaining about gods.

You'd think years of bullying would help teach a kid to keep his head down, or something.

>>31553701
Not really?

The consensus just seems to go with this
>>31553266

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki.” You stare the man down, tired from your previous workout frenzy and already getting tired of bullshit like this.
“You probably already know about me from rifling through my apartment earlier today.” You look him dead in the eye, “That's one of my dislikes, by the way."

The Jonin starts to sweat, his visible eye averting from yours”Ah, dully noted.”

“I also want to become better than god.” You say, catching him by surprise.

“Eh?” He looks at you more seriously, “What did you say?”

“I said,” You repeat yourself, louder,” I want to become greater than god!”

Your sensei just stares at you with a half-lidded eye,”Ah.” He waves that off,”That's what I thought you said. Well, kids can dream after all.”

“Hey!” You growl even as he passes onto the next person. You don't like this guy, but you let it go.

“And you?” He gestures to Sakura, putting her on the spot as she perks up a bit. She glances over at Sasuke, training her eyes on him.

“Well I... I'm Sakura Haruno. The things I like...” She seems to pause for a moment as she looks away from Sasuke. “Umm... My dream for the future...” Her gloom intensifies as she folds her knees into her body. “I don't know.” She shrugs, gripping at her red robe, her face trying to smile, but not really doing it.

“Ah, right.” The Jonin moves onto the last person- Sasuke. “How about you then?” He points and Sasuke's brooding posture intensifies up until he feels the cramp of squats, wincing a bit.

“My name is Sasuke Uchiha. There are tons of things I dislike, but I don't really like anything. And I'd rather not use the word dream, but... I have an ambition. The resurrection of my clan and to kill a certain man.” Sasuke's voice remains steady and focused the entire time as he gives out his own proclamation with attitude.

>>31553728
Damn Sakura's boring
Sasuke's a bitch, but we can slap that out of him hopefully maybe. But you can't fix something that bland

You kind of wonder who the man that he wants to kill is... The Jonin seems to glower at the proclamation, some behind the scenes emotion caught in his eye. “Alright. Well, that's the last of you. For me then I suppose.”
“My name is Kakashi Hatake. I have no desire to tell you guys about my likes and dislikes. As as for hobbies, I have lots of hobbies.” He removes himself from the railing finally, getting up to stretch, and walk around a bit. “It's nice that the two of you like to train so hard. We'll be starting some basic duties tomorrow.

“What kind of duties? Does it involve rummaging through people's trash?” You stare at the guy, just about daring him to say something back.

He just kind of scratches his cheek and looks away,”Geeze, could you let that go?” He mumbles.
“We'll be doing survival training with just the four of us.”

“Why is our duty training?” Sasuke asks before anything else.

You shrug yourself,”Fine by me. More the better.” You catch Sasuke glare at you.

“Well, I'll be your opponent for the task, but this isn't normal training.” Kakashi struts around, walking up to the three of you, examining each of you in turn. He seems to pause at your green jumpsuit, staring at it for a moment.

>>31553746
>He seems to pause at your green jumpsuit, staring at it for a moment.
Jealous?

>>31553728
>The Jonin starts to sweat, his visible eye averting from yours
At least he's embarrassed.

>>31553769
He's an elite ninja. Being caught by your genin student as you go through his stuff is bound to sting.

>>31553761
More likely horrified. "Oh no. I'm too late. Gai's already gotten to him. A kid who wants to surpass God is receiving training advice from Might Gai. We're all doomed."

>>31553746
He's gonna have a word with Guy about us.

Guy will tell him we're a good kid.

>>31553746
>>He seems to pause at your green jumpsuit, staring at it for a moment.
Grin with stars on your teeth and give a thumbs up.

>>31553808
Nice-guy pose never fails and is always appropriate.

>>31553798
oh I want to be there to see his conversation with Guy

>>31553808
No

He decides not to say anything, and just start laughing a bit.

“What'd so funny?” Sakura asks.

You blush red all of a sudden and frown, is he laughing at the green suit? Sure it looks stupid but...

“Well, it's just that you guys aren't going to like what I have to say...” He leans over, staring at the three of you,”Of the twenty seven graduates, only nine will be chosen as genin. The rest will be sent back to the academy.

This training is an extremely difficult exam with a sixty-six percent fail rate.

Your mouth droops open as the wind washes over your face, nearly knocking you over as your body goes limp.

What did he just say? But you already passed right? There was another test from this guy?

>End thread. I know it's early, but I gotta do it for sleep. I'll be taking a break tomorrow to get ready for Over(human)Limit

>>31553808
do it. send that shiver down his spine

So, question:

What is Kakashi's backstory here? Minato being a shit shouldn't change anything about the White Fang, meaning he should probably empathize with us pretty fucking hard.

>>31553834
Oh, this is new.

Anyway, night Dranule.

>>31553834
It's cool. See you next time, Dranule.

>>31553728
>>31553746
>>31553834
Dang. Aw well, I figured Kakashi was gonna be a dick at us.

Still. I wonder what he was looking for.

>>31553874
He wasn't so much a dick as he was someone who's kinda awkward and sarcastic.

>>31553874
Probably the scroll.

>>31553874
he was looking for a kid who was beat and bullied and mad at the world, ready to snap. He got something a little diffferent

Rolled 17

>>31553834

Haha.

Time for bell test.

Thanks for running man~

>>31553889
Springtime with Hitler?

>>31553874
Standard practice to search the house of your students.

>>31553923
We must never let him live it down.

>>31553944
>"Between dressing up for training everyday and perving on children, I think I'd rather go for the first thing, Kakashi-sensei.[/spoiler]

>>31553889
But just a little.