I have no plans for what is going to happen.This is like 85% complete improv.Lets do this. Tomorrow I'm going to spend the entire damn day making that damn time chart, so that this can be perfect.
>>31549296No plans huh? Well we do have a newly engaged couple.
>>31549296IT BEGINSaaaaaaaaaI literally have no idea how you're going to top that.
>>31549296MUWHAHAHAH IT IS TIME BITCHES>>Captcha: shaken llegitEVEN CAPTCHA KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS
>>31549296Previously, on No-Star Galactica:Nui wraps her arms around Fate's neck. "I'm a life-fiber construct! Go destroy humanity.""Okay," says Fate.------------Satsuki sits on a spaceship that looks like an airplane. "So, I'm president now." She leans back in her chair. "Well, I suppose it's time to rule over humanity."------------"There is a mole among us," says Inumuta."Well, there's more than a goddamn mole. There's a dog, a monkey, a snake, a toad, a rooster, but what you REALLY should be worried about is the rat!""But... you're the rat.""Oh. Shit. And they say I'm humanity's greatest genius."http://pastebin.com/Zy1UxnyH
>>31549535
>>31549535Writing for real now.
>>31549296You wake up from a dreamless sleep. The room is light with the sun streaming in through the windows. You lean up and look around. You actually never got a good look at the bedroom, or at the rest of your house.Leaning up, you can see that the room is, like the rest of the appartment, large, with a bed large enough to fit more than you or Nui.Speaking of Nui, she lies next to you, holding onto your arm, as she has grown accustomed to doing. She smiles softly even in her sleep.[ ] Wake her up.[ ] Get out of bed, try not to wake her up.[ ] Lie back down and spend more quiet time with each other.
>>31549711>[ ] Lie back down and spend more quiet time with each other.
>>31549711[x] Lie back down and spend more quiet time with each other.Let's relax for a bit before we get into shenanigans.Whoops.
>>31549711>[x] Lie back down and spend more quiet time with each other.The calm before the (possibly literal) clusterfuck.
>>31549764>possibly
>>31549711Gwyn delivers (despite his browser's best efforts)http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l3NMQLMLBD
>>31549818>2:11oh boy here we go Now vote.
>>31549818Not bad
>>31549838[x] Lie back down and spend more quiet time with each other.[KAWAII INTENSIFIES]
Did everybody die?
>>31549863>>31549772>>31549764>>31549753>>31549747Slow start. Good. I'm as nervous as I was the first day I did this.
>>31549864nay
>>31549864>>31549875We were waiting for the last vote.
>>31549887tsumugu can't be batman!batman usually doesn't job thanks to his plot armor
>>31549918I haven't laughed this hard in a few days. Good job.
>>31549918Good point. But the filename stays. Besides, we have more important things to worry about.Like consummating our marriage and staying conscious this time and topping our unconscious performance.
>>31549875You lie back down. After these past frantic days, you're happy that you can just relax.You wrap your arms around Nui. You feel safe around her. It's weird. She was just a weird girl who dropped in on your life just a few days ago, now... now you're happy to be engaged to her.Someone who can keep you safe, and happy.You just breathe with her, letting yourself just think simple things. It feels good to do this.Nui's eye flutters open, and she smiles when she sees you. She kisses you on the lips, quickly, then leans up some and goes for you again, longer this time.The phone rings. Nui just smiles as she goes for your lips a third time, crawling on top of you.The phone keeps ringing. Nui doesn't care, you don't care. Your happy with this."Fate, Nui," speaks an unamused male voice. "Ragyo wants you in the labs immediately."Nui lifts herself, looking at the phone. She sighs, and gazes into your eyes. She looks adorable with her hair down and slightly messy.You can't ever really get used to being naked, even around her. She tugs your hand through the apartment, having no such qualms. Both of your clothes are folded on top of an ironing board.You stretch your body as you feel the power of the suit flowing through you again. Nui skips and hums with her clothing in hand as she goes into the bathroom. She comes out seconds later, hair done and in her normal pink outfit.You squeeze Nui's hand as she leads you to the labs. You've never been there, and being tested on doesn't sit right with you.Ragyo waits for you, in front of an empty display case."Did you enjoy sleeping in?" she says. A fat man with a hitler mustache stands next to her.[ ] "Who's this?"[ ] "Why did you call, ma'am?"[ ] "Seig Heil!"
>>31550069Sorry for the wait, lost myself, then found an anchor. We're going to be on track for the rest of the night. Playing some calming music, thinking out what I'm doing, tonight will be pretty cool until you fags inevitably make the shit hit the fan.
>>31550069>[ ] "Why did you call, ma'am?"
>>31550069>all these cutesy little moments with Nui[x] "Seig Heil!"We have to greet Hitler-kun properly, you know?
>>31550069>>31550085Also NoP, if the votes are slow, it's because a few people are having troubles with captcha.To those of you having trouble, clear your browser's cache and history, then close and reopen.
>>31550069>Sieg Heil!BUTTON PUSH
>>31550069>[x] "Seig Heil!"Be sure to click our heels.
>>31550069>[ ] "Seig Heil!"I can't fucking resist it.
>>31550118>>31550112>>31550085>>31550083>>31550100Erm...>>31550105I think I lost everyone's attention in my lateness.Damn it, is this my punishment for overthinking?
>>31550146Nah don't worry NoP, there are people who are trying to vote and can't because of captcha. But for now, set a time limit on votes and go with 5 votes or time limit, whichever comes first.
>>31550153Alright then, ten minutes time limit, first to five votes if it happens before then.>>31550145>>31550118>>31550112>>31550085Which means button won.
>>31550168Now that's what I'm talkin' about NoP.
>>31550168"Seig Heil!" you shout.Ragyo raises her eyebrow, and glances at the portly man."Wha-""Mein Fuhrer, zere is unt problem..."He narrows his eyes at you. You can feel Nui's smile growing."N-not zat zis you aren't ze perfect Aryan, oh no, but, er- vell... you've let yourself go, er, round, mein Fuhrer..."He stares at you, blinking. "Why-, I-, but, in front of-..." Then he looks at Ragyo, who merely smiles down at him. He storms off, offended."Do you feel the need to infuriate all of my staff?""I get along rather well with Nui, ma'am.""Good."
>>31550211Ragyo pivots on her heel, then leads you and Nui deeper into the bowels of the massive facility. Your joking lessened some of the nervousness, and with Nui here, you don't feel much anxiety at all. But there's still that small nagging part you just can't snuff out, that worsens the deeper you go.Ragyo leads you both to a door and turns to you both. She looks to Nui.Nui looks up at you with a strange look, before slowly letting go of you. She turns and continues down the hall.You look to Ragyo, who's gaze and predatory smile makes you feel so small. You can't ever get used to her.The door opens, and she walks through, looking over her shoulder to see if you're still following. You are.The rooms red walls make you feel uncomfortable. Looking around the room, you see multiple machines and devices, as well as a few men in hazmat suits. But your heart pounds in your chest as you see the metal table in the center.You look to Ragyo."Strip."
>>31550261[ ] "Ragyo, ma'am, what's going on?"[ ] "I can't do this."[ ] "Why is Nui gone? Can't I have Nui here?"
>>31550272>[x] "Ragyo, ma'am, what's going on?"
Shit man this silence is fucking killing me.
>>31550261>[ ] "Why is Nui gone? Can't I have Nui here?"
>>31550272>Why can't nui be hereAlso captcha is broken, I'm on my phone. don't leave us NoP.
>>31550316>>31550302Ten minutes, this is it.What the fuck is wrong with the damn captcha? It works fine for me.I'm getting weirded out.
>>31550325AT LAST AFTER TEN THOUSAND TRIES I CAN VOTE[ ] "Why is Nui gone? Can't I have Nui here?"
>Nui disappears>thread grinds to a halt>sudden headacheEveryone is addicted to Nui and you just sent them into withdrawal.
>>31550325Code for the page broke, Musicfag found a fix.Sorry about that NoP, we were all scared.This is what the Steam group is for.
>>31550332>>31550335>>31550346Oh yes more people.I got scared I was talking to three anons.But now I'm scared there's only 6. Should I make a new steam or should I just use my original? Fuck it. I'll use my own, even though I'll be paranoid to all hell. Can someone invite me to this shit?
>>31550261[ ] "Ragyo, ma'am, what's going on?''Goddamn fucking captcha>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N5TXV8UWWI>Center of a Conspiracyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxNw8Rs8Ds>Horror of the seething Starshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcVzeVD0MU>REVOCS company meeting/Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-HZlWo5xEc>Waltz at the Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVREI2xy54>Cat & Mouse with the Grand Courtier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TIGvB7X-0Y>REVOCS offensivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9N5lU-d-A>the Mind makes the Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GZ8jBHkHw>Fatal errorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrwxmNddFg>Waltz in the cherryblossoms (Nui's first waltz)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gG9YSaf4Mg>Alien Incursionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xfIcR4-tA>Beserk Experimenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFwF8q_1jM>Desperate defencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2N8woYX7io>Monsterous Mircale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uatJjTFAbZU>Moonlit Hunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZGUDB9CJo>Moonlit Waltzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEig743mqQ>descent into delusionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAMdxDAX3o>Battlestationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Qo9iAB9q0>Imminent confrontationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSzSz6CHvE>Naked apes & low cunninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYZu0pttA14>Naked Steelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWFXdiezkY>Attack at Dawnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQ8gFiydpg>Waltz of warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTM4QOXAV9U>Berserk Courtierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNOMRr74VGc>Besieged by eldar Horrorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzMc5cIC6c>COVERS unleashedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDoQLmlwkic>The final Assaulthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU>The King betrayed/One last waltz/bitter Revengehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
>>31550359http://steamcommunity.com/groups/electricshamisenintensifiesHere's the group. For now, captcha is semi-broken and for me requires me to constantly edit the HTML every time I want to post.
>>31550372>lewd Fibre synchronize: Get lucky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I&feature=kp>Fate the Hitmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0fR6CDY5uw>Fate/Nuiketsu themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g8QkkwBI-U >Anaru called he wants his GAR backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbBTUvHf3YI>Thread Impacthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0>>31550375fixing it once per board seems to fix it
Sorry, OP, I'm switching between this and Company of Heroes, so I'm a tad bit distracted.
>tfw OP returns in a few daysAlso: Fucking captcha
>>3155043827th of may, m8
Is there no fan art of fate?
>>31550438He won't be coming back till late in May. :__;
>>31550515Look on the bright side. Its a nice birthday present for me.Still stuck on phone because of based captcha. let the story go on!
Sorry weird shit happened now I'm back.
DAMNIT, RYUKO, YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNONTURN IN YOUR KAMUI AND YOUR SCISSORYOU'RE OFF THE FORCE
>>31550325"Why is Nui gone?" you ask Ragyo, looking like a lost puppy. "Can't I have Nui here?"Ragyo's gaze never eases, but her smile grows. "She'll be here, soon enough. Now," she says, running a finger down the front of your jacket, "strip." The shirt falls off, with a shiver from you.You hear her shoes click against the floor she walks behind you. She puts her hands on your shoulders, rubbing her thumbs into your shoulder blades as she pushes you forward to the metal table."Puh-please, I n-need-"She runs a hand across your waistline and your pants opens around you,allowing it to be easily plucked off by Ragyo.The scientists are watching. you curl up and cover as much as you can. A glass wall descends around you, trapping you with the table, Ragyo looking in. She walks over to a microphone. "Get on the table."[ ] Lie down on the table.[ ] Try to find a way out.[ ] Refuse to cooperate.
>>31550625[x] Lie down on the table.Maybe Nui is coming?
>>31550625>[ ] Lie down on the table.
>>31550625>[x] Lie down on the table.Ragyou is Nui's boss and Nui won't let anything bad happen to us, so Ragyou won't let anything bad happen to us either. HELP.
Are we gonna try to get revenge on Anaru after he rips of both of Nui's drills?and then we get horribly murdered by him.>>31550625lie down
>>31550625>[ ] Lie down on the table.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn9C1vKd7Gc Thread theme.
>>31550625>[x] Lie down on the table.
>>31550665>>31550666>>31550683>>31550687>>31550693>>31550702It's going to get worse before it gets better.
>>31550625>[ ] Lie down on the table.>>31550720Oh YAY!
>>31550720Fate's gonna become a Kamui.Fate's going to have no mouthand in the end, he MUST SCREAM.
>>31550720oh boy here we go
>>31550720You feel like a lab rat. You're in a glass tube, about to be... examined or experimented on. You assume no one is going to clarify which.You try to swallow your shame as you lie on the table. It Conforms to your body and straps your arms and legs in. Looks like there's no offs on this ride.Three life-fibers lower from the ceiling. You reach a critical point in your fear and struggle in a futile effort to escape your bonds.The threads rest nearby both your eyes and your mouth. You hold absolutely still, muscles paralyzed.You feel as the threads go into tear ducts, into your mouth. You Feel it go deeper, and deeper.
>>31550720
>>31550817
>>31550817Go on No-star
>>31550817You feel your mind... connected to something. You feel calmer, yet at the same time outside emotions enter you, outside thoughts. The external mind seems to be feeling a quivering joy, extended to you. But it's... agitated. It wants more of you, wants to go deeper. It's... afraid of going deeper. She is afraid of going deeper. You hurt when she makes that deep a connection.The life fibers withdraw, slowly, cautiously. You cough, and tears flow from your eyes.The bindings release, and you slowly, laboriously, get up. The scientists clap, uniformly, and Ragyo hands you your clothing.You put on your clothing slowly, and in silence.[ ] Leave.[ ] "What was that?"[ ] "Why did you do that?"[ ] "Was that..."
>>31550880>[ ] "Was that..."MInd sex with nui? Mind sex with nui
>>31550880>[ ] "Was that..."Are we being turned into a life fiber hybrid through a trickle?
>>31550880>[ ] "Was that..."
>>31550880[X] "Was that..."Nui, don't be afraid of going deeper. Go as deep as you can.So long as you let fate D inside you.
[ ] "Was that..."
>>31550900>>31550906>>31550916>>31550927>>31550932Nui mind
>>31550880>[x] "Why did you do that?
>>31550900>>31550906>>31550916>>31550927>>31550932I wonder, did the worst happen, or is it going to?
>>31550906>>31550950Or wait.I suggested an idea earlier where we fuse mentally with Nui through some sort of marionette threads.Nui don't be afraid to go deep. You need to believe in us too. And besides, we won't be afraid to go deep tonight.You're gonna break my heart aren't you NoP.
>>31550967 I had planned something... along those lines, for a while. You're all smarter than you give yourselves credit for. I'm alluding to a lot of things. Be careful of them.
>>31551030Suppose we are careful, i-is there any h-hope for a good end for Nui and F-Fate, NoP-kun?
>>31551053 I can think of a few... I'm a sappy person. That doesn't mean I'm not absolutely willing to rip out your hearts.
>>31551076Tread carefully NoP.You're getting just as attached to Fate and this Nui as we are. We can't get off this ride, and we'll pull some crazy shit to see Nui genuinely happy and Fate a real man.
>>31550950"Was that..."Ragyo nods. "This was an experiment, to see if you and Nui were able to mentally connect without any issue. A shame Rei couldn't be here to see it.""Th-those thoughts, those feelings, they were Nui's?""And Nui felt yours." Ragyo turns around. "You know, as your affinity matures and your suit activates, you won't even need contact to feel each other."Huh... body and soul.[ ] "Can I see Nui now?"[ ] "You've done this to me before."[ ] "May I go now?"
>>31551053>>31551131[X] "Can I see Nui now?"We need to be with Nui.
[ ] "You've done this to me before."
>>31551111>dem quadsOkay, I can admit, I am attached to Fate/Nui. And I'm very, very afraid for them. I do want them to have a happy ending, anon I'm just not sure they're getting one.
>>31551131>[x] "You've done this to me before."
>>31551131>[ ] "You've done this to me before."
>>31551131[ ] "You've done this to me before."s-she has hasn't she?
>>31551131[x] "Can I see Nui now?"Get that girl a hug right the fuck now, she seemed bothered. And maybe a dose of lewd to make her feel better and get Anaru his revenge for not being awake last time.I-it's not like I l-like Nui and Fate together or anything. B-BAKA!
>>31551185 Remember your dreams.They mean more than you know. I wonder, which are happening, and which are fragmented memories.
>>31551154>>31551170>>31551180>>31551185>>31551209You're all curious now.
>>31551157We'll have to try. If nothing else, there's always a shot at the mutual yandere ending where they both reach such a deep mutual understanding of one another that they turn against Ragyo because neither wants the other hurt over Ragyo's plan.We'll figure something out. We have to, for the sake of Fate, if nothing else.
>>31551219MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKENI'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAME
>>31551131>[ ] "You've done this to me before
>>31551157You know they can't have a happy ending as long as Anaru & crew exist.And you know what happens to Nui
>>31551228"You've done this to me before, haven't you, Ragyo."You've known Ragyo for a short time. In this time, you feel you've gotten to know her enough to know she isn't someone easily surprised, or stopped. But you feel her pause."I... I had a dream that this had happened, when I first came here."Ragyo turns. "We tried this on you while you were in a damaged state, when you came here. We wanted to see if you could handle something weak. We used one life fiber, now we used three. If we feel the need for a next time, there will be five, or more.""Where could... more than five go?"Ragyo smiles.[ ] "I'd like to leave, now."[ ] "I'd like to see Nui, now."[ ] "What are you hiding?"
>>>31551278>implyingAnaru would likely welcome Nui and Fate with open arms given his lighthearted nature. He'd be the first to give anybody a second chance, even Ragyo.>>31551314[x] I'd like to see Nui now.If we play our buttons right, we can have a good ending.
>>31551314>[ ] "What are you hiding?"CONSPIRACIES WITHIN CONSPIRACIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxNw8Rs8Ds
>>31551314>[ ] "I'd like to see Nui, now."
>>31551327 But what if your lack of questioning leaves you without answers? What if you need those answers? This should be called spoiler quest, what with all these damn spoilers.
[ ] "What are you hiding?"
>>31551314>>[ ] "What are you hiding?"
>>31551360WELP! On second thought, put me down for[x] "What are you hiding?"We need our waifu, but we'll never Get Lucky if we don't do everything we can to protect her and ourselves.
>>31551388 Yet, if you ask too many questions, will they start to ask them, too? You have very little peices to a larger puzzle, and no one wants you to know it. How angry will Ragyo be if you start to pry?
>>31551314[X] "What are you hiding?"
>>31551401And what will we become if we refuse to look at what lays before us?
>>31551314>[x] "What are you hiding?"If we're gonna be privy to this kind of experimentation, we need to understand everything it entails, positive or negative.
>>31551333>>31551379>>31551387>>31551388>>31551410Too late now, anon.
>>31551401well.....seeing the Universe with Nui would make a great Honeymoon.......
>>31551401I guess we'll just have to do the one thing that's gotten us through everything so far.We need to Get Lucky!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NX89rsysPA
>trying to interrogate sex skittlesWe gon get spanked.
>>31551420"Ragyo," you say. She looks over her shoulder in curiosity. "What are you hiding?""If you continue along the path you travel, you'll learn... even if I have to teach you." Her laugh doesn't bring you any comfort.You hear metal grinding. You, the scientists, and Ragyo look to the door. The gears of the mechanism whir as they try to hold back whatever is prying it open.You see Nui look through the crack she forced open, and you make eye contact."Fate!" she says cheerfully, putting more strain into opening the door.[ ] Watch, shocked.[ ] What are you doing? Help your fiance![ ] "Nui what the fuck?"
>>31551496>[ ] What are you doing? Help your fiance!IT'S NOW OR NEVER
>>31551496>[x]Nui... I think it worked!
>>31551496>[ ] Watch, shocked.wait what's so shocking about this? abstaining till i get an answer.
>>31551496>[ ] What are you doing? Help your fiance!
>>31551496[x] What are you doing? Help your fiance!Is there any other choice? Look at how adorable she is! Let's go hang out with Nui and have shenanigans together?
[ ] What are you doing? Help your fiance!
>>31551519Nui's ripping open a damn door. At this point, actually, I don't think Fate should really care, so you got me.
[x] What are you doing? Help your fiance!This makes 5 votes for helping Nui, by the way.
>>31551543>a damned doorYou know, phrased like that, it feels like it's a normal door. It is not. It is an expensive, secret-evil-underground-lab door.
>>31551496>[ ] What are you doing? Help your fiance!>[ ] "Nui what the fuck?"
>>31551513>>31551523>>31551529>>31551533>>31551561I might as well just have wrote that, because when I thought of that choice, it was pretty obvious you'd all do it.
>>31551543>>31551565Fair point guess I was thinking you'd left something more Evangelion out of your post, honestly at this point ripping vault doors out of the ground really shouldn't be a surprise.>[ ] What are you doing? Help your fiance!>[ ] "Nui what the fuck?"
>>31551496>[x] What are you doing? Help your fiance!
>>31551591You rush to Nui. You don't feel you can do much to help, but it's the thought that counts. You both force open the door, braking it, while Ragyo and the scientists watch.Nui springs on you, pushing you onto the floor, pressed against your lips. She nuzzles her head in your shoulder while you look around to see the scientists staring, and Ragyo with her usual smirk.The trip back up to the main building went uneventfully."Fate, Nui, which one of you is responsible for Rei's state?"[ ] "It was my idea."[ ] "The both of us did it."[ ] "I accept no blame for this."
>>31551701>>[ ] "It was my idea."
>>31551701[x] "It was my idea."Well it was. It seemed like a funny idea at the time! The fuck are you gonna do about it Ragyo? Tell her to eat shit, Nui.
>>31551701>[ ] "It was my idea."
>>31551701>[ ] "It was my idea."but>[ ] "The both of us did it."
>>31551701[ ] "It was my idea."AHAHAHAHAHA.....good times
>>31551719>>31551724>>31551733>>31551750>>31551752Well, there's no halo over your heads.
[ ] "It was my idea."
>>31551771I assume you mean because we're not dead because taking the blame is pretty moralfag of us.I figure we can have a fun talk about Rei being plastered with Ragyo before we go off with Nui to lewdly celebrate our engagement. She did say she feels bad about how last time went.
>>31551771"I only tried to help the little chocolate girl"
>>31551771"Well, uh, it was my idea.""Is that so," Ragyo says. "Nui, you are free to do as you please. Fate, the staff will provide you with the proper equipment and materials to take care of Rei for the rest of the night."You look to Nui. The empty space where Nui once was cannot stare back at you, for it is air.You look back at Ragyo."A butler's uniform will be provided as well, so you do not dirty your suit."Oh no.--------------------Rei's appartment is a floor above yours. Unlike yours, all the walls are painted bone-white, with strange sculptures and art scattered around.You have come armed to the teeth with practically everything you could possibly need loaded onto a cart. From disinfectants, to paper towels, to medications. Your job is to clean the mess, both the girl, and the bathroom.[ ] Find the chocolate girl.[ ] Get to cleaning the bathroom first.[ ] Lament.
>>31551864[x] Find the chocolate girl.Well, we'll take care of Rei and her apartment, then come back to Nui and fun afterward. Maybe we'll even consider apologizing to Rei. Maybe.EAT SHIT RAGYO! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!I guess engagement celebrations will have to wait for just a little bit. We'll Get Lucky soon though, I'm sure of it!
>>31551864>[ ] Find the chocolate girl.
[ ] Find the chocolate girl.
>>31551864[X] Find the chocolate girl.Let's get her some hangover medicine. And by that i mean more booze.
>>31551864>[x] Find the chocolate girl.>bleach her skin whiter than Ragyou's>blame it on Hitler
>>31551906>>31551919>>31551920>>31551950>>31551982We are going to do horrible things with her, aren't we?
>>31551864[ ] Lament.>My feet hurt>I wish I was playing with nui>This vomit is too loud>I miss nui
>>31551982>"I prefer white chocolate."
>>31552001No. We're going to make her feel better as soon as we can so we can go back to Nui sooner. If we make things worse for Rei, we won't be able to spend time with our waifu.We'll be good and follow orders for now so we can be "bad" later.
>>31552001You wheel the cart into her living room, then seek out finding her.Rei, the poor bitch, is in her bed, shaking violently. She has not noticed you.[ ] "HEY REI I'M HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU RAGYO'S ORDERS!"[ ] Spy on her.[ ] Whisper through the door. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."[ ] Calmly and considerately walk in, knocking on the door before entering.
>>31552051>[ ] Whisper through the door. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."
[ ] Whisper through the door. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."
>>31552051>[ ] Calmly and considerately walk in, knocking on the door before entering.
>>31552051>[X] Whisper through the door. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."
>>31552051[x] Calmly and considerately walk in, knocking on the door before entering.First, the worse we make this on Rei, the worse Ragyo makes this on us, and I want to get back to waifu shenanigans.Second, we're going back to Nui tonight one way or another.
>>31552051>[ ] Calmly and considerately walk in, knocking on the door before entering.help the little chocolate girl
>>31552068>>31552071>>31552078>>31552092>>31552086>>31552098>>31552128I'm waiting to see who wins.
We should get her drunk again and make her clean the bathroom.
>>31552140why not both?
>>31552051>[x] Calmly and considerately walk in, knocking on the door before entering.
>>31552149I'm okay with this.
>>31552164How the hell are we going to scare the shit out of her a little, then be completely polite to her?No, seriously?
>>31552051[ ] Calmly and considerately walk in, knocking on the door before entering followed by "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."third option
>>31552181>>31552158>>31552128>>31552098>>31552086You're all... rational, all of a sudden.
>>31552176first do Reeeeeiiiii, then wait a few minutes and knockact like nothing happened if she askes if we heard something
>>31552195>>31552196Fine. I'll wait five minutes to see if everyone wants to go through with your plan, or the rational one.Knowing all of you I know the answer.
>>31552098We don't need to make this good for her, we need to "clean the mess". Even if she ends up a pile of neurosis as a result of us cleaning her up, we have still done our job.
>>31552195It's the marriage man. Can't deny the power of the waifu. It's all consuming.Besides, we can get away with a lot of shit, but I doubt we can Get Lucky enough to continually fuck over Rei and face no circumstances. And that would be bad for a lot of reasons.We'll take care of little chocolate girl, then we "take care of" pink girl.
>>31552051[X] Whisper through the door. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."If we're going to suffer, so is she.
>>31552196CAPTCHA WORKS NOW!
>>31552176>jiggle the doorknob>open the door a little>wear the mask and slowly poke our head in the door while whispering "Reeeeiiiii">proceed to take off mask and act considerateScare her just enough that she doesn't think she can abuse our servitude.
>>31552195[X] Whisper through the door. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii..."
>>31552258It's so beautiful.>>31552255>>31552266I'm okay with fucking with Rei a little first if we're just playful about it and not outright malicious.
>>31552282also captcha is fixed so yaay
>>31552216>>31552255>>31552258>>31552266>>31552282>>31552287Well, I guess I got my answer.
>>31552319>why not both?
>>31552319See? It's simple. We have a little fun, then we patch things up. Ragyo stops being mad, we get to go lewd with Nui, Rei will probably still be mad at us, but at least appreciate that we helped her.It's a win-win. R-right?
>>31552319You hide behind the door, in a way where your face is by the opening, but not shown."Reeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiii..." you whisper.You hear shifting."Reeeeeeeeiiiiiii..." that one you make sound more like a wheeze."W-who's there?" you hear Rei say. You do not respond. "Hearing things..." she whispers to herself.Then you knock on the door. Rei yelps.You enter, raising your eyebrows. "I'm here to help clean you up. Are you okay?"She looks at you, expression suddenly angry. "You whispered to me.""I did what?""You whispered.""Rei, I got a bit of medicine in the cart, do you want that?""Nono, no..." she looks away, worried.[ ] "Well, what do you want me to do?"[ ] "What needs to be cleaned?"[ ] "Anything you need? Water, food?"
>>31552420>[ ] "What needs to be cleaned?"
>>31552420>[ ] "Anything you need? Water, food?"
>>31552420>[x] "Anything you need? Water, food?"I just feel like being nice.
>>31552420>[x] "Anything you need? Water, food?">clean bathroom>give her food>she pukes and we have to clean it againNah.
>>31552420[x] "Anything you need? Water, food?"If she doesn't need either, I guess we'll start cleaning the bathroom or something.
>>31552436>>31552444>>31552456>>31552461>>31552469
>>31552491"Well, I want to be gone just like you want me gone. So, anything you need? Water, food?"Rei leans back in her bed. "I feel like I threw up the last three meals I ate. Just get me some soup."You leave her room and find a phone.[ ] "Can I have a simple soup, preferably made with chicken broth?[ ] "Give me the hardiest Russian soup you have." Yup, that'll solve vodka-problems.[ ] "Get me some ingredients for a soup."
>[ ] "Get me some ingredients for a soup.''I really shouldn't but I must
>>31552615[x] "Can I have a simple soup, preferably made with chicken broth?Come on, let's just get her some chicken soup, then we can fuck up cleaning the bathroom.
>>31552615>[ ] "Can I have a simple soup, preferably made with chicken broth?
>>31552615>[x] "Can I have a simple soup, preferably made with chicken broth?"Gonna be nice.
>>31552615>[x] "Can I have a simple soup, preferably made with chicken broth?
>>31552615>[X] "Give me the hardiest Russian soup you have." Yup, that'll solve vodka-problems.Good for hangover.
>>31552615>[ ] "Get me some ingredients for a soup."I liked chocolate more than Nui anyway
>>31552644>>31552647>>31552655>>31552660>>31552693Is this regret we're feeling or a sense of duty knowing that doing the job right means we're out of here quicker?
>>31552711yes
>>31552711Duty
>>31552711Its no fun kicking her while she's down, and we've always tried to follow Discomilf's orders.
>>31552711I just like being a nice person. Strange, innit?
>>31552644>>31552647>>31552655>>31552660>>31552693 What you missed. [X] "Give me the hardiest Russian soup you have." Yup, that'll solve vodka-problems.The maid puts down the phone, hand shaking. She walks into the kitchen, slowly."Ivan?""Yes?""H-he asked for a hardy Russian soup."Ivan stops cutting celery and looks up with a thousand yard stare. The entire kitchen has stopped what they are doing to look in fear."Borscht," Ivan whispers."BOOOOOOOOOORSHT!!!"Ivan rips off his shirt, revealing his rock-hard abs and numerous tattoos."MEN, TODAY I SHOW YOU WHAT GRANDFATHER USED TO SURVIVE LENINGRAD!!!"
>Fate lost his virginity>Anaru "died" a virginTake that Anarufags
>>31552800
>>31552800I CHANGE MY VOTE>>31552693
>>31552800Is every Cook/bartender russian?
>>31552854Everything is Russian, anon...
>>31552762>we've always tried to follow Discomilf's ordersThat'll probably change soon if we want a better chance of a happy ending.>>31552800>look up Borscht>Ukrainians use it as a hangover cure>overriding us for the greater goodSo it begins. Even you can't let us fuck it all up, eh? Good man, good man.
>>31552848>>31552849>>31552878Wait, you fucks actually want to change it to that?'Cause I'll fucking do it.
>>31552910Nah, Borscht is fine.
>>31552910Do it
>>31552910Fuck it, let's see how far this ride takes us.
>>31552910I completely misinterpreted the post and thought you had overriden us, but seeing as borscht is apparently a cure for hangovers, it might be a good idea.
>>31552910No. Keep it.It's perfect
>>31552910>>31552849YES DEAR LORD YES
>>31552923Yeah, changing it TO borscht.I just wrote that to show you what you missed.But you fuckers are crazy enough to go along with it.
>>31552910BORSCHT BORSCHT BORSCHT
>>31552954http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5IFJqjXiQ
>>31552800Dear sweet titty sprinkles yes, this, keep it this.
>>31552954>crazyWhat's so crazy about giving Rei something that might make her feel better? You tryin' to fuck with me boy?
>>31552910Yes. We make Rei strong like bear.
>>31552910Keep it >Ivan Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Hqqh3CwXU
And as this Borscht is delivered, so does the march go on!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxAiPFyz_M
>>31552923>>31552926>>31552936>>31552940>>31552947>>31552949>>31552968http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMcThe elevator doors open. A large man with a mustache and no shirt looks at you."Are you one who order borscht?" the man says.You stare, wide eyed. "She is," you say, pointing to Rei's room.The man nods.He wheels the cart carefully."Leedle girl, are you one who order soup?" the man says in a gentle voice."Y-yes?" Rei."You are of hang over? Wodka?""Y-yeeeees?"The man smiles. "Ivan has cure for you."Ivan puts his hand on the cover of the pot, and readies a bowl in his hand. He looks like a child ready to open a Christmas present."BOOOOOOOOOOOORSCHT!!!" His bellow echoes through the entire city. Birds start their migration early.Before Rei can even work out a scream, Ivan shoves the bowl into the soup, and lifts it out, not even phased by the heat of the soup. Rei has her mouth open, and Ivan takes the opportunity to pour the hot soup down."IS OF GOOD TEMPERATURE!!! KEEPS FIRE IN BELLY FOR WEEKS!!!"Rei sits there, still.Ivan turns to you with a giant smile. "That mean she want more borscht!"He fills the bowl again, and grabs Rei just as she comes to. "Wha-" More soup goes down. Once again, Rei is paralyzed.Ivan turns to you, filling the bowl again."You have borscht, too.""N-no thank you."Ivan's face goes completely serious. He walks over to you. "You have borscht, too," he says, and you realize he never asked it as a question.You take the bowl from him, never loosing eye contact. Ivan nods.
>>31553197>this entire post
>>31553197
>>31553197You chug the soup. You know that without the life-fiber suit, you can't do anything against someone like Ivan. It burns, it burns worse than anything you have ever had, ever. Tears stream down your face.And then it hits your stomach like a rock.You stand there. You maintain statue-stillness. Ivan looks to you, smile on his face, rushes back to the pot, scoops up more soup, and runs back to you.He opens your mouth, and then pours more so- no, GLORIOUS BORSCHT down your throught.You and Rei stand still, basking. Ivan takes the opportunity to turn the entire pot over, downing it in mighty gulps.
>>31553269Here, have a gif
>>31553302Oh this is just too damn good.
>>31553197>>31553302[RODINA INTENSIFIES]
>>31553302Suddenly, all three of you are screaming."IS OF GOOD!?!""WHAT HANGOVER!?!""I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!!!""GOOD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?!"You and Rei just scream."We are of needing of MORE BORSCHT!!!"----------------------You, Rei, and Ivan, all storm into the kitchens to find the entire staff in a borscht fueled frenzy."MAKE BORSCHT!!!" Ivan shouts."MAKE BORSCHT!!!" The entire staph, including you and Rei, scream.You all march, carrying bags of beets from the fridges, Ivan carrying four bags under each arm."COMRADE IVAN!!!" you scream"YES, BORSCHTLET?""WE MUST SPREAD WORD OF BORSCHT TO OTHERS THOSE LESS BORSCHTINATE!!!""YES, COMRADE, WE MUST!!!"
>>31553392>the entire staphstaff
We just went full russian.
>>31553409THE INFECTION SPREADS
>>31553392>we're superpowered because of borschtWell Nui is in for one wild night when we get home!
>>31553392>BORSCHTLET?>THOSE LESS BORSCHTINATE!!![RODINA REACHES FULL INTENSITY]
>>31553392Well this ride took an interesting turn...
>>31553392Nui lays in the bedroom, eagerly awaiting to surprise you. She made the nightgown just for tonight.The elevator doors open, and Nui's excitement spikes."Oh, Fate~~," she calls.Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump. Your steps are heard until they stop, in front of the bedroom door."Fate?"The door splinters."SIR NICHOLAS, SAVE ME!" Nui says as she throws a nearby wine bottle at you.It hits your chest and shatters. "YOU FUCKED UP!!!" you say, lifting a large pot of borscht.
>>31553392>"WE MUST SPREAD WORD OF BORSCHT TO OTHERS THOSE LESS BORSCHTINATE!!!"Freaking brilliant
>>31553468OH GOD, MY SDIESW
>>31553468OH FUCK
>>31553468
>>31553468THREAD THEMEhttp://youtu.be/9WqwFhX6Cqg
>>31553468GIVE HER THE B
>>31553468>we've turned the tables on NuiYES! PREPARE YOUR ANUS, GIRL! YOU'RE GETTING TUBE STEAK WITH A SIDE OF BORSCHT!
>>31553507We need to GET IN THERE STALKER and give her our DIET SAUSAGE
>>31553521I bet the power of borscht can make even Ragyo submit to our might DIET SAUSAGE!
>>31553536She can be our Tourist's Delight
>>31553552Tonight is the night where Fate truly becomes a man and Nui learns that 3 hours ain't shit!
>>31553566I don't know if you're completely oblivious to the STALKER references I'm making or not.
>>31553580I'm not, I fucking love STALKER.Just not as much as I love what we're about to do to Nui.
>>31553468You and Nui are running around REVOCS headquarters, Nui half naked on your shoulders, screaming at the top of your lungs, while you both work in tandem to force-feed anyone you find borscht.Alarms blare, staff panics, the city starts it's emergency evacuation process.Accept this time, they had Rei. And Rei is always prepared."ALL EXITS HAVE BEEN SEALED, COMRADE IVAN!!!" Rei shouts, as she watches the surveillance cameras of you and Nui throwing borscht upon a crowd of screaming maids and butlers."AND WHAT OF THE COPTERS!?!" Ivan says.Rei looks to Ivan, eyes wide."RAGYO'S CHOPPER IS OFF THE MAINFRAME!!!"Ivan slams his hand down on the button in front of the microphone. "ALL COMRADES, TO THE ROOF IMMEDIATELY!!!"A hoard of screaming, borscht crazed men and women all rush for the stairs and elevators. When the elevator cannot fit all of them, they rip out the elevator, in favor of instead scaling the elevator shaft with their bare hands.Ivan, already carrying Rei on one shoulder, grabs you and Nui and puts you on the other. He then jumps down an elevator shaft, only to be caught by the surge of people coming up."UP, COMRADES, UP!!!""UP, UP!!!" the hoard shouts.Ragyo's chopper is in the air by the time you get to the top of the tower."BORSCHTLET!!!" Ivan screams."YES SIR!" you ready yourself.Ivan picks you up, loads you back, and throws you at the copter.
>>31553642>Accept this timefuck
>>31553642>Meanwhile in Ragyo's private helicopter
>>31553642yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>31553642Here we go! I don't care how this ends as long as we leave Nui such a mess in the morning that she can't walk straight.
This is the day Ragyo realizes Fate lacks moderation. There is just the shy-and-bad-at-everything-Fate and over-the-top-oh-god-please-stop-Fate.
>>31553680BORSCHT brings out the best in everyone.
>>31553680And that is why we are awesome.
So, are we now inexplicably fluent in russian?
>>31553697Kind of. We just shout everything now with a russian accent and sometimes use a russian word correctly in a sentence.
>>31553697>BORSCHT
>>31553642You grab onto the door handle of the helicopter, pulling the door open with all your might.Ragyo stares in disgust and horror. She gets up and kicks you in the face."NO, I MUST OF GIVING YOU BORSCHT!!!""I hate borscht." She delivers a particularly nasty kick to the chest, and you go flying off."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"Ivan runs full speed and leaps in the air to catch you, turning and skidding through the entire street before slowing.You both arrive back to REVOCS, screaming. Ivan lifts his fists into the air. "BEFORE EITHER I OR YOU DIE, RAGYO KIRYUIN, YOU WILL HAVE GRANDFATHER'S BORSCHT!!!""BORSCHT!!!" screams the hoard.
>>31553764>"I hate borscht."
>>31553764>"I DON'T WANT YOUR SOUP!">"Go fuck Nui or something!">"I just wanted to watch my soaps!"
>>31553764focking 'ell m8.
>>31553764The hoard of people stops on your and Nui floor, and you both get out of the elevator shaft.You sweep Nui into a princess carry, bringing her to the bedroom, and throwing her onto the bed. You rip off your already damaged shirt and stare at her in her eye."I NOW MAKE YOU MY WOMAN!!!""YES FATE, YES!" /thread
>>31553764>"I hate borscht."Truly Ragyo is worse than Hitler
>>31553811I'm okay with this.We better get a good morning aftermath scene.
>>31553816I think we may have actually given the Hitler dude some Borscht during our rampage, so yes, she is worse than hitler.
>>31553811YESYESYESYESYES
List of demographics I have exaggerated for comedic purposes:>Australians>Englishmen>Russians>/tg/
>>31553860>/tg/>ExaggeratedNope. That's us, alrighty.
>>31553860>Australians>ExaggeratedI can confirm that isn't true
>>31553697I didn't realize that all I needed to know to be fluent in Russian was Rodina and Borscht
>>31553811>Wake up>The room smells of meat and beets>Empty bowls everywhere>Neither Fate or Nui can walk correctly>Can barely speak from the excessive shouting all through the nightLove it.
>>31553860>Russians>ExaggeratedNyet.
>>31553892How does one say "rat" in borscht-tongue? Because I should've had Ivan call Fate that a few times.
>>31553938NO-STARI NEED HINTS TO NEXT THREADIS VERY IMPORTANT TO VOICEFAG DA?
>>31553900>for the first time ever Nui goes to see Ragyo looking disheveled with Fate in tow>"Well congratulations on...that. Nui, don't ever leave him alone again.">Nui just gives her a look then kisses Fate>"Maybe I should give you two the day off."
>>31553860>Englishmen>ExaggeratedGOOD SIR ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT A TRUE ENGLISHMAN'S MANNERS ARE ANYTHING SHORT OF IMPECCABLE?
>>31553811Great thread No-Star, i am amused.This is now the best quest on /tg/.Tomorrow at the same time, or will you be taking a day off for the chart?
>>31553949No idea. Might be able to do it tomorrow, but over this week I have destroyed myself to write this shit. Might take tomorrow off to plan.
>>31553811this is the best quest.
>>31553960>>31553964welp
>>31553964>>31553976Just so you know, thread's up on the suptg archive. Enjoy the description.Don't disappoint me with the morning aftermath. If we get Nui walking funny and looking disheveled in front of Ragyo, and Ragyo commenting on the events of the night before and the state Nui and Fate are in, I might die harder than I am now.
>>31553984
>>31553995>"Hey Ragyo.">Ragyo stares at Fate unsure of what to think>"What do you want?">"Smell my finger."
>>31553811>that feel when we may totally be derailing the crap out of REVOCS by means of getting everyone hopelessly addicted to fates bullshit.>Ragyo is gonna trying doing OLF shit at some point and Fate is just gonna fuck about and straight out say no while taking everyone with him.Ragyo is gonna be left wondering what is going on the whole time.
>>31554033That reminds me, if i'm not mistaken, Nui is the highest ranking person in the bulding now, right?Does driving the CEO into exile count as a hostile takeover?
So I think these threads may have a worse bipolar disorder than the Anaru quests, where we go from serious, to funny, to serious, to flat out fantastic.Only I seemed to have taken this formula and made it into a monster.I want you guys to know I'm so happy with what's happening, even though I have no idea what exactly that is. I've made characters I didn't know I could like so much, written things I didn't know I myself could laugh at while writing, and watched as my plans came to action, but in a way entirely not according to plan.I'm happy you're all having fun, and thanks for the opportunity to do this! What the fuck do you think OP is gonna say when he sees what a giant mess I've made?
>>31554089Laugh, laugh until it hurts.
>>31554089pic related
>>31554089http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pMj41qwYid
>>31554089He will say Bueno
>>31554089Probably that you and VoteP have made him prouder than he ever could have hoped.Well either that or BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSCHT!>>31554033>>31554078>Tonight's shenanigans just put us at the beginning of the path to good end>REVOCS and Ragyo are ultmately defeated by a twist of Fate GET IT?>Fate and Nui's antics ultimately save the day
>>31554171>Twist of Fate>We literally do the Twist>Everyone else joins in>Good end.
>"Satsuki-sama!">"What is it, Inumuta?">"Something is happening at REVOCS HQ, all the alarms are sounding off and the building is on lockdown.">"Show me.">"Already hacked the security cam..er....">"Why is Ragyou's secretary firing an ak-47 into the air, wait, where's Rag-">a helicopter crashes onto the landing pad>Ragyou stumbles into the student council chamber, her rainbow flickering>wordlessly walks to Nonon's couch, taking a moment to throw a rat plushie before laying down and falling asleep
>>31554196go ahead take my sides i didnt need them
>>31554187>Fate and Nui go to the final battle>"Nui?">"Hai!">"What if we just say fuck it and live a peaceful life together filled with zany antics?">"Like what?">Fate then uses their mental connection to do a perfectly synchronized dance number to Get Lucky>Ragyo just watches and realizes she can't do anything about it>everybody else goes to fight Ragyo and Rei while Nui and Fate just dance around
>>31554196>she comes back the next morning>the building is spotless and in pristine condition because of a BORSCT fueled cleaning frenzy>Fate and Nui are passed out on her throne>"I guess I can't stay mad at them.">Ivan dumps a fresh pot of BORSCHT on her head
>>31554206You will next thread.I'm writing the new opening song.
> In the climax, Nui doesn't side with Ragyo because she doesn't like borsct.
>OP returns and reads this thread.flvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dl1XXN5Xs
Captchafuckery made me miss the first half, and I had to go for the secondI'm just here to say that Nui with loose hair totally sold me on her route, and mind-melding was the final nailAlso holy shit did everything escalate quickly
