>>31542186
You ask what's available. You're a fussy eater.

>>31542186
We'll have what he's having

>>31542276
Pretty much anything is.

>>31542358
The whole pig and the beer by the barrel?

>>31542405
You should get a twitter, OP, so people know when the new thread is up.

And we'll have whatever nobles usually have. Something refined, not a massive pig like he is.

>>31542441
Like he's having, that is.

>>31542405
We should probably have what he's having, but less of it. Make a good impression.

>>31542186
please get a twitter for this OP

lets have what he's having, pork and booze, but in more human sized proportions

>>31542186
Get turkey pie and ale.

>>31542505
This.

>Writing

You order the same thing as the hulking Overlord, but in more reasonable proportion. It proves to be a good move when, after waiting a short while, you get to taste it, as it is delicious. However, the beer is definitively in the “Strong Stuff” category, and it's slighly inebriated you continue your meal.

“NOW!”, says the Overlord of the Doomlands once you have both finished your food. “IT IS TIME FOR US TO TALK!! BUT BEFORE I START, HAVE YOU ANY QUESTIONS?!? IT WOULD BE FASTER TO ANSWER THEM THAN SIMPLY HAVE ME RANTING FOR TWO HOURS STRAIGHT! MOUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

He looks at you, interrogatively.

That's right, haven't you some questions about this whole ordeal? Well, time to get some answer.
>Ask about the marriage
>Ask about the Princess
>Ask about the Doomlands
>Ask about you
>Other

>>31542813
>Ask about the marriage
Why us?
Then:
>Ask about the Doomlands

>>31542813
>>Ask about the Princess
>>Ask about the Doomlands
the marriage and us'll just work themselves out

>>31542813
>Ask about the Princess
>Ask about the Doomlands
>Ask about the marriage
>Ask about you
In that order.

>>31542813
>>Ask about the Doomlands
>Ask about the marriage
>Ask about the Princess
In that order

>>31542813
>Ask about the marriage

>>31542813
>Ask about the Princess

Ask about her mother for one, and any interests and hobbies she has.

>>31542813
>Ask about the Princess
>Ask about the Doomlands
ask about the other two if we have the time, but these two first

>>31542977
>>31542861
>>31542876
This.

>>31542876
agreed

>Writing

[1/2]

“Perhaps could you tell me a little more about the Princess...” “RAZZA'NALAZEC!”, he cuts you. “About Razza'nalazec, sir?”, you ask. “What does she likes?” “And, if it's not indiscrete, well, about her mother...” “RAZZA'NALEC LOVES STARRING AT THE NIGHT SKY, LISTENNING TO MUSIC, TO THE FLUTE IN PARTICULAR, AND DANCING! SHE IS THE BEST DAUGHTER A MAN COULD WISH FOR, ON THIS WORLD OR ANOTHER! SHE IS ALSO VERY DEDICATED TO HER ROLE OF HIGH PRIESTESS!” His blazing eyes lock on yours, a warm smile making his large bear shake. “AS FOR HER MOTHER, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HER: CUTTA'NALAZEC, SHE WHO WAVES THE VEIL!”

>>31543480
>RAZZA'NALEC LOVES STARRING AT THE NIGHT SKY, LISTENNING TO MUSIC, TO THE FLUTE IN PARTICULAR, AND DANCING!

Razza a best

>>31543517
Agreed.

[2/?]

“SADDLY, THE POOR GIRL HAS ONE PROBLEM: HER MOTHER LEFT HER TOO MUCH POWER! OR AT LEAST, WHAT SHE CONSIDERS BEING TOO MUCH POWER! AS A RESULT, SHE IS CONSTANTLY SCARRED SHE MIGHT CAUSES IRREPARABLE DAMAGES TO ANYTHING SHE COMES ACCROSS! IT IS A BASELESS FEAR, OF COURSE, BUT RAZZA'NALEC HAS TOO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM TO SEE IT THAT WAY! AS A RESULT, SHE BARELY LEAVES HER FLOOR.” The man then let out a deep, tired sigh.

“IN A PERFECT WORLD, I'D LET HER BE FOR AS LONG AS SHE WISHED, BUT I AM AFRAID THAT WILL NOT BE POSSIBLE! SHE IS MY HEIRESS, AND I FEAR MY TIME ON EARTH IS RUNNING LOW! I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW HOW THINGS ARE HANDLED IN THE DOOMLANDS: IF THEY WANT SOMETHING, PEOPLE MUST PROVE THEY DESERVE IT! AND MY DAUGHTER HAS DONE NOTHING YET THAT ANY OF MY SUBORDINATE WOULD CONSIDER A FEAT WORTHY OF THE THRONE OF THE EMPIRE! I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHANGING HEIR TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM, BUT THEN, A WONDERFUL PROPOSITION CAME TO ME FROM YOUR FATHER!!! At these words, Darklies stops his narration to let out a jolly yet dark laugh, and slams your back with a strenght you're almost starting to get used to.

“I SAID TO ME: NOW, IGNUS, IF YOUR DAUGHTER GETS MARRIED TO THIS GUY'S SON, IT MAY HELP HER TO GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE, TO MAKE HER GO OUT OF HER SHELL! FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, OF COURSE: RAZZA'NALAZEC DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL! SO, ONCE THE USUAL BACKGROUND CHECK CLEARED YOU OF ALL SUSPISCIONS OF ILL INTENTS, I AGREED WITHIN THE HOUR!”

“THAT'S WERE YOU COME INTO PLAY, LAD! I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH MY DAUGHTER, EVEN IF YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS OLD MAN HAPPIER IF IT DID HAPPEN! I AM ONLY ASKING YOU TO HELP HER OUT, TO HELP HER RISE TO THE HEIGHT SHE STOPS HERSELF TO SEEK!"

Well, that's plenty of informations. Anything to respond?
>Yes (write in)
>No

>>31544063
>Yes (write in)
Well we're going to try our damnest

>>31544119
This.

>>31544063
>Yes (write in)
"As you wish"

Shit, I only just remembered, did we get our dagger back from the ferryman?

>>31543861
>>31544063
man you really need to stop writing him in caps. I get that he always shouts, i can imagine him shouting without two paragraphs written in caps. There is no way i am reading that.

>>31544119
>>31544146
Both OK with me

>>31544158
you did.

>>31544226
i am ok with your decision

>>31544063
>Yes (write in)
Well, i will try my best, but i can not make any promises. They would be baseless even if i did since i do not even know her yet.

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>>31544063

>Writing

“As you wish, sir. I'll try my best, but I cannot make any promises. Even if I did, they would be baseless, as I do not know her yet.”

“GOOD TO HEAR, MY LAD!!! KEEP YOUR PROMISES FOR YOUR VOWS!”, he booms with another slam on your shoulders. “NOW, AS I SAID, IN THE DOOMLANDS, YOU MUST EARN ANYTHING YOU WANT! AND I'M THINKING ABOUT GIVING YOU A POSITION IN MY GOVERNMENT! NOTHING FANCY AT FIRST, BUT A GREAT GUY LIKE YOU WILL CLIMB THE LADDER PRETTY QUICKLY, I BETCHA! BUT SINCE WE'RE CURRENTLY TIRED AND DRUNK, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO SLEEP AND WAIT TOMORROW?!? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUEST THEN, AND IF YOU SUCCEED, I'LL GRANT YOU THE RANK OF OPERATIVE ADVENTURER! WHAT DO YOU SAY?!?”

>Sounds reasonable
>Sounds great!
>Sounds aweful
>I'm not sure about it...
>Haven't you another kind of task for me to do?
>Other

>>31544605
Sounds reasonable

>>31544605
>Sounds reasonable
Called it

$20 says we fuck it up.

I bet all the ones who got angry when the Prince didn't escape for adventure! are rolling in their graves right now.

>>31544747
Probably.

>>31544652
This.

>>31544605
>Other
What kind of quest are we talking about here?

And we still haven't figured out what kind of magic he uses.

>Writing

>>31544863
we still haven't figured out what kind of magic he uses.

True.

>>31544928
Some people brought up the idea of being transmutation focused. I kind of liked this idea.

>>31544928
I still want arcane archery

>>31544992
But it's said that his magic is powerful, but not subtle.
I don't think that would fit with transmutation.

>>31545006
I think you're mistaken: Darklies's Magic isn't subbtle, but hella powerful.

Transmutation is changing the shape, the state and ultimately the nature of matter, in order of increasing difficulty/decreasing duration.

Alright, guys, I'm warping it up for tonight. Next update end the thread.

>>31544605
>Sounds unpleasent
I am no adventurer.

>>31545095
It took me a second to figure out what you where saying. Only changing the shape of an object is easier than changing it's state. And changing it's nature is the hardest.

All I want is to be able to make the ground liquid then turn it back solid.

>>31545163
Change of state.

“Sounds reasonable...”, you say, somewhat doubtful. With a laugh, your future father-in-law stand up, slaps your back one last time, and take the path to his bedroom. As for you, a hooded servant guides you to your quarters, near the base of the Dark Shard. And it's better this way: There is no way you could actually say where you are in the labyrinth of corridors, stairs, paths and doors. The beer makes you dizzy, and its with relief you collapse on a simple, yet comfortable bed, in an unfamiliar room, in an unfamiliar lands, miles away from the place you called home two days ago.

You dream of white, hairless skin and smooth, black as night silk caressing your sleeping, immobile form.

Alright, boys, I hope you liked it! (despite the dact it was hella short)

As usual, leave comments, opinions, reviews, complains ideas! I'm open to all!

>>31545480
Thanks for the thread OP, hurry the fuck up and get a twitter for the quest, having to trawl the QTG for news is a pain and not conducive to my mental health.

>>31545480
It being short was the only think I was going to comment on. But, it was good.

>>31545511
I have to agree with this, get a twitter.

>>31545396
Oh jeez, we're being molested in our sleep.

I suppose none of you would like to draw something for this quest?

It'd be sweet if someone did

>>31545915
Get a twitter.

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>>31546028
B-b-but the clowns will eat me!

>>31546176
You in Dublin?

>>31545915
Get a damn twitter.

>>31546176
No they won't.
our waifu will protect us