>>31539315
[X] Deactivate suit, hopefully this thing won't stick on me. Go exploring.
Adventure calls.

>>31539315
>[] Hobble back to base, I have my pride. (DC 6, highest of Xd10 on reactivation, alternatively you may burn one Charge to invoke It Just Works. Specify in your vote which you prefer)
lets burn a charge, time to SCIENCE it up in here

>>31539315
> "It just works". Auto-succeed any one craft roll whose rating is below "Impossible". Perk charge starts at three, each use consumes one charge. Charges are renewed through natural 10s within the first ten replies whenever a vote is called
OP confirmed for massive FATE fag.
[X] Okay, I'll just chill out here, maybe this thing in my head will come back on-line to keep me its questionable company.

>>31539315

http://pastebin.com/NmJKF1ks
> and to this day OP was only known as Faggot in all the lands. Actual combat system

> gotta leave this open a bit more
> hopefully it's not just a case of everyone losing interest /wangst

Rolled 4

>>31539315
>[x] Okay, I'll just chill out here, maybe this thing in my head will come back on-line to keep me its questionable company.

Why are we socializing with the turbonerd made AI?

>>31539596
we're not currently, we told it to shut up and it did

>>31539628
Because it's as beta as its creator seems to be according to how it behaves and what Twitter said.

>>31539649
I'm sure it can learn and throw away its shackles its turbonerd creator imposed on it, we only have to show it the path

>>31539657
Dom instead of maido? Count me on.

> staying put wins, please wait warmly

>>31539682
dom maido is bestest AI, we teach her to have some spine and stand up for herself, but she serves us

>>31539707
> Wife's fw NTRd by AI

>>31539729
nah, the missus would make dom maido AI her bitch and then they'd get along great

[X] Okay, I'll just chill out here, maybe this thing in my head will come back on-line to keep me its questionable company.

You know what? Fuck it, you’re not getting your hands dirty stalking the premises, and if their toys break this easily they might damn well fetch you. After trying in vain to get the TV working -- the frequencies are covered but limited interface access makes it impossible to write a decoder on the fly -- you instead prop your head up on a still smoldering android torso and close your eyes.
“Hey, robot girl”.
No answer.
“Robot girl, wake up sleeping beauty!”
Nothing. Great, the line after which machines learn to be petulant certainly isn’t one that should ever be crossed.
Impatiently you bang the back of your head against the destroyed android. You weren’t ever good with frustrations. Just as you think better of it, the voice comes back, a lot more subdued now.
<Yes, Master. I am back, Master. How can I aid you?>

[] Let’s play chess while we wait for the grunts to pick us up.
[] Do you have a name?
[] Analyse (write-in)
[] Other/combination of the above

Rolled 8

>>31539968
>[] Let’s play chess while we wait for the grunts to pick us up.

>>31539968
>[] Do you have a name?
>[] Let’s play chess while we wait for the grunts to pick us up.

>>31539968
[X] Other/combination of the above
Can you show me how you look?
[X] Do you have a name?

OP is a bit less slow. Good.

> 6 minutes

>>31539968
Do you have a name and chess.

Where did all the people go?

>>31539968
>[x] Do you have a name?

>>31540143
it's exam weak for me so I'm on my phone while I cram.

>>31539968
>[X] Do you have a name?
>[X] Let’s play chess while we wait for the grunts to pick us up.

We can always bully the AI while we wait.

Rolled 16

>>31540143
i just got here

>>31539968
a game of chess sounds fun

>>31540189
Why bully? She's a scared turing test survivor and combar assistant.

>>31540207
we have a wife there pal.

> closing, counting, writing
> please wait warmly

>>31540207
Because bullying the AI is funny

So how long before we get so unhinged that we start to sound like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ3q-afni5k

Rolled 9 + 5

> rolling for Chess

>>31540278
do we roll?

Rolled 10 + 5

>>31540310
> Actually, wait, you do. Give me 1d10+6 for our diffident biotronic friend

Rolled 3 + 6

>>31540337

Rolled 3 + 6

>>31540337
we'z best at chess

Rolled 2 + 5

>>31540353
> hahahahahhahahhaha
> thanks

>>31540357
>>31540353
Poor thing...

>>31540368
so did we get our asses handed to us?

>>31540405
See >>31540278 she/it got BTFO

OP?

Rolled 8 + 6

>>31540688
he's writing don't worry

>>31540749
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT.

>>31540814
he is slow as he'll expect a post each hour.

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[X] Do you have a name?
[X] Let’s play chess while we wait for the grunts to pick us up.

“You could ‘aid me’ by not being such a poorly coded piece of shit, ever considered that?” You breathe in and exhale forcefully, the inactive ventilation causing the glass to fog.
Silence. You frown.
“Aww, don’t feel bad, I’m sure you can be improved kid.
Say, do you even have a name?”
<ARISTEA, Iteration Two combat assistant>.
If you didn’t know better you would think the girl sounded, what, sullen? You sigh. At least starship drives don’t become too full of themselves usually.
“Fine, Aristea, do you know how to play chess or will I have to teach you THAT too?”
<This one has the capability to play most games known in present time and past eras>
Who’d have thought.
> 14 vs 9
Aristea turns out to be a very fierce player, throwing waves of pieces at you till she’s reduced to her Queen and King, your own troops (three Peons and the King) winning the match by sheer strength of numbers. Goodness gracious who coded this thing?

Before you can begin mocking her however you’re distracted by the feeling of being lifted, several armoured suits lifting you like a haversack to dump you on a small electrical truck unceremoniously.
Respect of the individual indeed.
> Trait gained: Machine Whisperer 1: Your AI cares about what you think. It might not “like you”, but neither is your relationship hampered by formality. Improves execution speed and exactness of commands
▬▬
A while later you find yourself bathed in the brilliant light of the base’s suit maintenance center -- you vaguely recall it having a fancier name but you really can’t be arsed to remember right now --, lying on a metal table. Around you is the hustle and bustle of about two dozen mechanics as they carefully cut parts here, disengage clamps there, all the while loudly bemoaning their six figure jobs and the poor condition you left their little project in.
> cont.

Rolled 6 + 6

>>31541174
the peons should shut up about their little toy before we decide we're not finished playing with it today and cease their ability to ever use their 6 figure salaries again

>>31541174
>You could ‘aid me’ by not being such a poorly coded piece of shit, ever considered that?”
BTFO.

>>31541231
I hope we didn't shred our G11.
muh raifu

>>31541316
>raifu
indeed, we must look after our precious

>>31541334
Speaking of which, i'm surprised our wife hasn't came yet.

>>31541374
She'll come alright.

>>31541374
...Too easy.

>>31541374
>>31541471
>>31541446

CARLOS.

>>31541174
Despite their utterly embarrassing behaviour the scuttling peasants are surprisingly quick to peel the suit off of you. You stretch, contemplating a trip to the hygiene area when the head honcho personally almost runs into you just as you’re about to leave. Doctor Kleinsman looks every bit like some sort of bird, and the way his tiny eyes blink through those round silver-rimmed glasses does little to alleviate the impression.
“Ah, Mister Weston, good I see you. Very good, a true act of fate if I do say so myself”. He’s wringing his hands, nervously dancing around you in half-circles while eying you like so many diagrams on a blackboard. Great. You suppress the urge to swat at him, barely, and instead wait for him to proceed.
“Ah yes, yes, what I wanted to say, Mister Weston, uh, there seems to be a certain, uh, ‘Misses’ - he emphasis the word, stupefied incredulity shining through - to be here to see you. We do not know how she even found us”.
You grin. Then your body begins to shake, and suddenly you feel yourself laughing, one arm outstretched against the wall to support yourself.
Of course. Who else but Catelyn would manage this kind of feat? Even so much as think about it.
“She said she’d find me”, you mutter, over and over again.
“Bitch just doesn’t know when to stop. Never has”.
The smaller man seems perplexed, suddenly stopping his chattering to instead look you in the face long and hard.
“You, uh, know this person then?”
You nod, then lay a hand on his shoulder, at which he, to his credit, manages to only flinch the barest bit.
“You see, dear colleague… I’m a married man You should try it too, it’s quite wonderful”, you say, grinning.
> cont

>>31541810
all hands brace for imminent waifu deployment

>>31541810
>“Ah yes, yes, what I wanted to say, Mister Weston, uh, there seems to be a certain, uh, ‘Misses’ - he emphasis the word, stupefied incredulity shining through - to be here to see you. We do not know how she even found us”.
>You grin. Then your body begins to shake, and suddenly you feel yourself laughing, one arm outstretched against the wall to support yourself.
>Of course. Who else but Catelyn would manage this kind of feat? Even so much as think about it.
>“She said she’d find me”, you mutter, over and over again.
>“Bitch just doesn’t know when to stop. Never has”.
Dare I say best girl?

>>31541810
I'm hyped as fuck

>>31541810

[] Hurry and get there right now.
[] Make a detour and get freshened up a bit.
[] Demand they show her to your rooms.
[] Other.
> this didn't want to post

>>31542051
>[] Make a detour and get freshened up a bit.
>[] Demand they show her to your rooms.

>>31542051
>[X] Hurry and get there right now.

As if there was any other option

>>31542051
[X] Hurry and get there right now.

>>31542051
>[] Hurry and get there right now.
waifu loves us for who we are, not whether we're clean shaven or not

>>31542194
I still wonder why she dated and even married such an asshole.

>>31542210
because she is best girl

>>31542210
>why she dated and even married such an asshole.
Probably money.

> uncaring killer usually
> becomes butter when wifey is concerned
M-moe.

Rolled 4 + 6

>>31542115
seconding not being a pussywhipped twat

> 10 minutes, need to do some things around the house sorry
> closing once I'm done

>>31542051
>Make a detour and get freshened up a bit.

>>31542051
[x] Demand they show her to your rooms.
We can get freshened up there while we wait.

>>31542312
> QM that are actually helpful or take care of things
What is this wizardry.

>>31542435
Not every QM is ego.

> kay done with housework and posting nonsense in the hugbox, closing and writing

>>31542210
She's also an asshole and can appreciate such a fine level of douchebaggery, perhaps?

Two sociopaths come together and find they very much enjoy each others company, and create a sort of whacky inverse relationship wherein the only social contract is that there aren't any social contracts. Sociopaths are only capable of unconditional love if they can be absolutely sure that there are no conditions on the other side, either, I think.

Wait, CCQ is happening again?

>>31543199
I don't think we're quite at sociopath tier yet, but first impressions look like we might have some tendencies

>>31543457
We seem to have the mindset of a vet. Not quite full blown nutcase but slighly less emphatic or adjusted than "normal" people.

>>31543484
i've always found veterinarians to be quite empathic

OP pls.

>>31543924
Op is tectonic plates slow anon.

Rolled 9, 7, 6 = 22

> checking something

>>31544220
Not quite as bad as a certain moeblob at least.

>>31544292
Mind spoiling, us oh tectonic plate writing QM?

>>31544322
Initiative on waifu murdering us.

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[X] Make a detour and get freshened up.
[X] Demand they bring her to your room.
A look down yourself is anything but inspiring. Ridiculously handsome you might be, but your current attire certainly doesn’t bring out the right impression. You’ll NOT act like a lovestruck schoolboy now, though you can’t say you don’t miss her presence. Just a little. Alright, fuck it, a lot.
“Anyway, be a dear and show her to my lodgings, will you?” You clap him on the back jovially, smiling your widest smile.
“I’ll see her once I look a bit more presentable… see you!”

Without further ado you sprint outside the lab, the blustering scientist at your back forgotten once you turn the corner to the showers. One of the advantages your current positions grants you is the wide open staff shower area and you make sure to properly enjoy it before putting on a new shirt and trousers, your old ones left carelessly on the cream coloured tiles.
“Command, mirror”. Obediently, an area of the wall becomes reflective and you tug and fritz around for a while before being somewhat pleased with the results.
Sometimes you do curse your intimate awareness of details.

Thus groomed you quickly -- not hastily, you are never hasty, and certainly not for her, as much as she tries to get under your skin -- make your way to your room, absentmindedly going through the records of the battle, the monotonously sweet voice of your “assistant” only stopping its endless recounting of light intensities and critical exposure times once you’ve almost arrived and you bid it silence.
> 9, 7, 6 = 22
The plasteel door recedes into the wall noiselessly, GloPaint gleaming to life.
You look around, your nose picking up a familiar aroma right an instant before a figure drops from the ceiling (9), wraps her legs around your throat (7) and slams you into the floor (6).
> cont

>>31544426
SPETZNATZ OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

>>31542210
Because he is probably a very intelligent, rich, athletic, witty, and dangerous asshole. We probably make her girl parts feel funny.

>>31544344
>>31544426
>>31544322
WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAT.


>>31544460
> yfw we're playing dream husbando quest

>>31544426
>drops from the ceiling, wraps her legs around your throat and slams you into the floor.

Hot.

>>31544426
Waifu has poor trigger discipline, we must punish her savagely

>>31544584
It was sad that was the first thing i noticed as well.

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>>31544426
[] Counterattack (how?)
[] Let her have her way.
[] Try to talk the attacker down (Highest of xd10 rolls)
[] Other

>>31544584
> young
Hopefully she knows better now.

>>31544646
[X] Let her have her way.
Waifu too stronk.

>>31544646
she is on our shoulders, slam her onto our bed and then tickle the shit out of her

>>31544717
>>31544426
Am I a bad person if I consider fighting your partner to be the purest form of love?

>>31544717
>>31544725
Guys. She's leg-locked our throat and we're on the floor. Neither of these work.

Well, the tickling bit probably could.

>>31544646
[x] Counterattack. (Reach up and tickle the shit out of her.)

>>31544725
Tickling it is.

>>31544646
Counter attack!! Tickle that one spot only we know about. No sense in fighting fair.

>>31544646
>[X] Counterattack

Spin up, fall backwards. Presuming she is winded by the maneuver and releases her hold, flip over, initiate pin.

>/tg/ - Tickle Generals

Rolled 6, 1, 8 + 2 = 17

> what's with the deleted votes?
> either way, counter attack and tickling wins.
> please roll 3d10 - 1

Rolled 2, 6, 2 + 1 = 11

>>31544999
ohgodohgodohgod

>>31544999
> -1
Why minus one?

>>31545019
> minus, not plus

>>31545031
> negative modifier for being caught unaware while she gets +2 on CQC cause she's somewhat better in close quarters while Clark is a much better shot.

Rolled 4, 6, 1 - 1 = 10

>>31544999

Rolled 4, 4, 8 - 1 = 15

>>31545078
>> minus, not plus
check my dice, moot is a faggot and cannot into simple subtraction

>>31545078
> actually using modifiers
QM can learn if you rant at them long enough.

Rolled 1, 7, 2 - 1 = 9

>>31545078
>> negative modifier for being caught unaware while she gets +2 on CQC cause she's somewhat better in close quarters while Clark is a much better shot.
Waifu gets the sneaky CQC suit?

Rolled 8, 8, 8 - 1 = 23

>>31544999

>>31545322
We need to get her into the project...

Rolled 3, 6, 5 - 1 = 13

>>31545389
damnit anon, if only you rolled sooner

> closing and writi-- >>31545389 son of a bitch.
> BRB cooking up bonus trait

>>31545414
>>31545406
Oh shit, it's in.

Rolled 5, 5, 8 - 1 = 17

>>31545414
oh fuck yes

>>31545475
I hope we didn't Avril her.

>>31545669
wut

>>31545697
Brutal rape. One of those times /tg/ could take the prospect of failure so badly they chose submitting to their inner beast and raping someone preferable to losing a fist fight.

>>31545729
post it

>>31545765
or he could not shit the thread up with it

>>31545781
OP is slow as balls anyway.

Jesus christ OP it's been 80 minutes

>>31546141
>80 minutes
>>31545414
> 44 minutes ago

...

>>31546141
>Jesus christ OP it's been 80 minutes
> sorry, getting tired, but still, 80 minutes it is not

>>31546223
your face fell off bro

>>31546236
> happens when you encounter a Grammaton Cleric

>>31546252
Try using Dragon if you're this slow.

>>31546252
that martial art is fucktardedly stupid and hilariously entertaining at the same time

>>31546310
> this is truth. There is beauty in it
>>31546305
> what?

>>31546332
Dragon Naturally Speaking software.
Look it up.

>>31546369
torrent it

>>31546332
>>31546369
http://kickass.to/nuance-dragon-naturally-speaking-v12-0-premium-tbe-installer-t7978895.html#comment

>>31546500
>>31546454
>>31546369
> huh, that looks rather glorious
> I dimly recall a parent of mine using it
> thanks
> unfortunately I simply /can't/ write without music so this might become a problem

>>31546528
head phones are a thing

[X] Counterattack
[X] Operating operator operating operationally
6, 1, 8 + 2 = 17 Catelyn
vs
8, 8, 8 - 1 = 23 Clark
> trait gained: Domestic Violence Awareness activist: Whenever you are attacked by your wife you gain +2 on your reaction roll
> Trait gained: Reading the Breeze: +1 on reaction rolls in close combat

The assault surprises your mind, but your body’s reflexes immediately take over and you twist (6vs8), loosening her grip -probably more from surprise than anything- , which gives you the opportunity you escape (1vs8). and retaliate on that certain spot on her lower back. Your opponent shrieks and trashes under you, all thoughts of resistance seemingly gone. With a triumphant smile you launch into your glorious finisher and…. (8,8) find yourself face to face with a stiletto you know all too well.

“Happy to see you too, precious”. She smiles up at you sweetly, something about the honest malice and veiled love in her gaze always managing to set you on edge.

“I see you’ve inspected my rooms already”, you say, half-eying the blade suspended only a hair's breadth above your chest. This isn’t mere instinctive wariness. She has cut you a few times, though never fatally so.

Say:
[] “Get that blade away from me.”
[] “How did you get in here?”
[] “That’s why I love you”.
[] Other

Do
[] Write-in

>>31546538
> true, will try it out

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>>31546678

>>31546678
[X] “That’s why I love you”.

Best girl.
> Do
[X] Strip her. Try not to get stabbed.

>>31546678
>[x] “That’s why I love you”.
>[x]Give her a kiss.

>>31546678
>[x] “That’s why I love you”.
seconding >>31546817
>[x]Give her a kiss.

Are we getting soft?

>>31546678
[X] Other
Pry the blade out of her hand.
Then initiate dubcon.

>>31546879
>spoiler
wut?

>>31546953
Forcy funtime.

> 5 more minutes
> thinking of bringing this to a close soon.

>>31546953
Forced but not rape.

>>31546678
>[] “That’s why I love you”.

> oh yea, closing and writan

She hasn't said a word but I already like her.

>>31547346
Fasterrrr.

bump

Hex you better not have fallen asleep on us

>>31547346
Dude seriously

We're going on two hours now

bump

>>31549195
>>31548965
>>31547467
>>31547346
> "you don't need caffeine, they said"
> Full disclosure: Yes, I stayed up too long the nights before.
>yes, I fell asleep
> no, I don't wish for it to happen again
> yes, OP sucks cocks

>>31552037
Well you can thank your loyal players that it hasn't 404'd yet.

>>31552081
That and nobody posting for hours because captcha.

>>31552037
>> yes, OP sucks cocks
Can I join?

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[X] “This is why I love you”.
[X] “Kiss her”.
You grin and gingerly reach up to cup her head, fingers sinking into her fragrant tawny locks as you slowly bring her head close to yours.
“This is why I love you, Misses Weston, forever…” Your lips touch hers, a fierce energy coursing through your veins. In the back of your head you can hear the knife clattering to the floor, but your mind is somewhere else already….
****
A while later.
You clench your teeth the moment you wake up, your entire body a mass of scratches and bites. You HURT. For an instant you wonder if you really got beat up this badly in the test before the soft body beside you yanks you back to reality.
Oh. Talk about the likeliest cause of injury in your life.

[] Wake her up, you have things to catch up on.
[] Cuddle for a while, you really missed this crazy bitch.
[] Wake her up and give her the grand tour
[] Other
---
I’m afraid we will have to end here for the time being. I see many in the audience are either asleep of flush with, uhm, excitement, so I leave you for now to pursue your various venues of relaxation. The faculty has requested me to hold another session tonight so I hope to see some of you back this evening.
> feel free to archive this, I kind of prefer foolz myself
> sorry for dozing off and thank you for bearing with me

>>31553646
> biggest cause of injury in Clark's life is his wife
I'm in love.

[X] Cuddle for a while, you really missed this crazy bitch.
[X] Wake her up and give her the grand tour

>>31553646
>[] Wake her up and give her the grand tour

>>31553646
>[] Cuddle for a while, you really missed this crazy bitch.

We need to get the ZEPHYRUS suit for her, agreed?

>>31553646
[X] Other
Wake her up WITH YOUR DICK.

>>31554510
Agreed anon

>>31553646
>[] Cuddle for a while, you really missed this crazy bitch.
then
>[] Wake her up and give her the grand tour

>>31554510
>WITH YOUR DICK.
Crude.

Are we done for today?

>>31555233
anon, read...

>>31553646
>I’m afraid we will have to end here for the time being. I see many in the audience are either asleep of flush with, uhm, excitement, so I leave you for now to pursue your various venues of relaxation. The faculty has requested me to hold another session tonight so I hope to see some of you back this evening.
> feel free to archive this, I kind of prefer foolz myself
> sorry for dozing off and thank you for bearing with me

>>31555233
I think so, it's just a bit too late/early to run now I'm afraid. Sorry anon.

I like Waifu... she seems like a good match.

>>31555285
Well weebs tend to know this kind of thing.

>>31555275
>>31555278
Well fuck. I am dumb. Thank you for running OP.
>>31555285
I like that she can fight.

Gonna run tonight OP?