Sorry I'm late.I'm on my mother's laptop for some reason.Don't ask questions.This'll be weird.PREVIOUS THREADS!!! http://pastebin.com/Zy1UxnyH
>>31504362>thread started at 23:23wow this will be a weird one
>>31504362Yay! Let the shenanigans begin!
>>31504362Why are you on your mother's laptop?
>>31504525Don't ask questions.
>>31504535Is it weird?
>>31504431>23:23Skeletons.....skeletons everywherepity I'm on my phone cause I can't actually post skeletons[/spoilers]
>>31504623Convoluted.Ohana means family.And mine is Brooklyn-Italian.
>>31504661Oh boy, time for our reward for a mission well done!Sorry it took so long, I was making food and didn't know the thread had started.
>>31504431>22:23:58Uh... bit of bad news there...
>>31504362It's been ten minutes. Time to start? I know music anon wanted in on this shit.
>>31504696our reward is teaching Nui to waltz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gG9YSaf4Mg
>>31504752There he is.Alright lets go.
Will there be shiny buttons everywhere? I hope so.
>>31504786FUCK YEAH
>>31504752Why not the horizontal tango?
>>31504786so when do we go Hotline miami oh the competitions ass?>>31504837waltz is much more classy aren't we going to be stylish a motherfucker, also tango's seem are much more passionate & far less restrained I don't really feel that about Fate's relationship with nui despite Nui's overbearing acts.
>>31504950>still talking about dancingOh anon bless your sweet heart
>>31504744You are walking behind Ragyo and her brown secretary, feeling very, very nervous. The information presented to you doesn't sit right, and you certainly haven't been told the full story. What does it mean, Nui's consciousness and clothing you're going to be wearing.Ragyo is leading you to... who knows where.[ ] "Where are you taking me?"[ ] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"[ ] "I want out. I have no obligations to stay here."
>>31504752>implying she wouldn't be teaching us>does it by controlling us with the kamui and making us dance with Ragyou
>>31504983>[ ] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"
>>31504950Anon, the horizontal tango comes after the waltz, didn't you know?>>31504970I'm pretty sure he knows and may be trying to imply we've got to work our way up to that passionate tango.
>>31504983>[x] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"Woo, no longer banned! Can't tell you guys how difficult it was to just watch the threads without being able to contribute.
>>31504983>[ ] "Where are you taking me?"
>>31504983>[X] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"
>>31504983[ ] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"Is it lewd? I hope it's lewd.
>>31504983>[x] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?">[ ] "I want out. I have no obligations to stay here."HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>31505037What did you do, if you don't mind me asking?
>>31504950also wishing to amend my first recomendation for Waltz with Nui: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVREI2xy54>>31504970Eh?>>31504986>Implying Nui goes to parties>Implying she isn't a complete child when it comes to such thingsalso>Ragyo>Not a Tangoer>[ ] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"FRIGGIN SOON! I've been waiting for this since you began this quest
>>31504950>hotline miami............beeeeeep......beeeeeep..."Huh-hello, you've reached th-the Kiryuin Conglomerate.""I'd like some clothing delivered immediately.""Ruh-red or blue?""Pink.""N-Nui please I still can't feel my legs from last time.""Eheheh.." Click."Oh god..." Click.
>>31504983[ ] "What does this all mean? What is Nui going to do?"
>>31505096Oh, I tried to call out a janitor on /v/ for his bullshit deletion of a Junji Ito thread. In truth I was a bit heated and said some choice things that I probably shouldn't have, and they nailed me on the global rule for not complaining about moderation on the imageboards.I'm still right, though.
>>31505108>Ragyo>Not a TangoerOh yeah, music anon is definitely implying implications. You never were talking about dancing, were you anon?>>31505138>"N-Nui please I still can't feel my legs from last time."[LEWD INTENSIFIES]
>>31505026>>31505037>>31505071>>31505074>>31505081>>31505108>>31505151
>>3150513810/10>>31505170Reading way to into Implications anon of course you are 100% correct
>>31505232You're one rad motherfucker Music Anon. You just get it.
>>31505194"R-Ragyo..." you start, trying to fight through your fear. "What does this all mean? What i-is nuh-Nui going to do?""Nui," starts Ragyo, "is making the outfit that shall mold you into something... better, better than you are now. As for how Nui plays into all this..." she turns her head and shoots you that damn smirk, the one that makes you want to crawl into a hole and cower for a little while.You all get into an elevator. "She's taken a liking to you, you know," says Ragyo.[ ] "I have no idea why."[ ] "She's fun."[ ] "...Really?"[ ] "Oh shit."
>>31505406>[ ] "Oh shit."Say it like you mean it,because you do.
>>31505406>[ ] "...R-Really? I hadn't Noticed"Terrified sarcasm mode ENGAGED!
>>31505406[x] "...Really?"Sh-she l-likes us? D-does that mean she's like our girlfriend now?
>>31505406>[ ] "Oh shit."
>>31505406>[ ] "...Really?"
>>31505406>[x] "...Really?">[x] "She's fun."
>>31505406>[ ] "She's fun
>>31505581>[ ] "...Really?"
>>31505406This is fun because I'm watching /tg/ try to delicately court a devil, whilst simultaneously being unsure if this is really what it wants.
>>31505446 Does this one count?>>31505463>>31505502>>31505559>>31505609
>>31505446>>31505463>>31505502>>31505559>>31505609Five for "...Really?".
>>31505618in other words:/tg/ wants to waifuize Nui, but then theres all the problems of Waifuizing Nui.Then there is Ragyo's shenanigans.
>>31505668Honest to god the courting Nui thing drove me off. Just. Not my jam man. But most of the thread seems to be enjoying it so more power to you.
>>31505668It's not so much that we want Nui as our waifu as much as we want Nui as Fate's waifu, with all the lewd and crazy that comes with it.The problem is that a lot of us don't like Nui and we're making the choices so that makes things a bit complicated. We want it for him, not us, and it's hard to separate that.
>>31505732This.
>>31505732honestly I don't want lewd Nui I want the crazy somewhat Yandere wreck that is Nui that we have to keep at arm's length because while hold affection for her she has the Tendency to be Yandere as fuck. also I want Fate to so Immune to crazy that he ends up being completly no nonsense when he's out on the field
>>31505732>not wanting a Nuibut anon, i want a Nui.;_;
>>31505829The lewd isn't prominent, just a side bonus. Stuff like the molesting we might have gotten in the shower when we were passed out, and the waking up naked next to naked Nui thing.It's unavoidable given who we're dealing with. Look at those fucking faces, I bet even Rei wants a piece of our discostick.>inb4 Ragyo finds a way to make our dick emit a rainbow light show like her hair
>>31505650"... Really?" you say in a small voice.Ragyo just smiles.While Nui has her... cute moments, she's, well, she's batshit insane. Big frilly dresses, springboards, letters, and destruction, all jammed into one little cheery attitude that apparently going to be the consciousness to your new outfit. On the other hand, you've never felt so... alive, before now. You didn't have anything, and now, well...The elevator opens. "This is where you'll be living from now on," the secretary says.Well, because of Nui, now you have this.The room looks... lavish. A massive TV, with an expensive-looking couch, proportionately huge. The apartment is spacious, with plenty other modern, practical, and likely costly furnishings. You walk out of the elevator to get a better look."I'll be on the top floor if there is an emergency," Ragyo says. "Don't have an emergency."The doors close. You see that you are... really damn high up.[ ] Go to bed.[ ] Take a shower.[ ] Raid kitchen.[ ] Watch TV.
>>31506016>[ ] Raid kitchen.We haven't eaten in how long?
>>31506016>[ ] Raid kitchen.Food!
>>31506016[x] Take a shower.I SEE YOU SHINY BUTTON
>>31506016>Find a piano[desire to be Classy intensify]>[ ] Raid kitchen.only if no piano
>>31506016>[ ] Raid kitchen.
>>31506016>[X] Raid kitchen.
>>31506016>[x] Raid kitchen.
>>31506016>[x] Raid kitchen.We must feed.
>>31506060>>31506071>>31506110>>31506128>>31506137>>31506166>>31506192Watch it be a trap.>Nui laying on the counter with a spread of food over her>"What's the matter Fate? I thought you were hungry?"
>>31506247 You guys are getting too lewd, man. When the hell was the last time you ate.Hell, when was the last time you ate something GOOD.Fuck the slums. Fuck the food you had to steal. Hell, even when your father was loaded you didn't live like this. What wonders await you in this fridge.You find that, besides some cutlery pots, and pans, there is nothing. Your life can never be this easy. The note on the side of the fridge says you can dial the kitchens to order food.
>>31506306Fuck, what are you even going to get?[ ] Custom
>>31506324[x]"Ragyo there's an emergency. I want a sandwich!"Nah, but for real.[x] Ice cream
>>31506324bacon pizza with a side of ice cream
>>31506324>>31506306>tfw I'm back in that strange territory where I have literally no fuck what I'm doing anymore>tfw I willingly subjected myself to this>tfw I'll do it again >tfw the best fucking shit happens in this state>tfw I sincerely hope you dipshits give me an opportunity for something diabolical>tfw you fucks are probably going to order Nui.
>>31506324[x] Beef Wellington and a glass of red wine.
>>31506306[X] Everything
>>31506324Beef Wellington with wine!
>>31506412Why order Nui when I could order a Ragyo and Nui sandwich with extra me?
>>31506450dat hivemind
>>31506324Fried eggs, bacon and toast.Because how long has it been since we've had a cooked meal.Order something for Nui in case she comes up as well. Cinnamon crunch or something.
>>31506444>>31506450Anon... I think we could get along just fine.
Coffee & a Ham Roll>>31506412>Nui in a porter uniform >Nui in a maid uniform>Nui in a chef's outfitHNNNNNNPfffhahahahahahahah
>>31506457 Because we're trying NOT to die covered in various fluids... R-right?
>>31506444>>31506450Shit, I gotta agree with these guys. Beef Wellington, cooked medium rare. With Nui for dessert.
>>31506498We are but the trouble is deciding which fluids
>>31506498Depends on the fluids. And who says it'll kill us?Besides, Ragyo said not to have an emergency. She didn't say anything about asking about a little fun.
>>31506376>>31506405>>31506444>>31506450>>31506474>>31506488So, the single-woman special, the porr man in the classy land, or the its-dads-job-to-cook-again?
>>31506376>That spoilerThe shiniest of buttons.Gonna third that Beef Wellington with wine
>>31506444>>31506450>>31506530>>31506555Welp, with two trips and four votes, I think it's time for Beef motherfucking Wellington.
Rolled 3>>31506553roll for it
>>31506553I said ice cream. I'm changing my vote to beef wellington and wine with Nui for dessert like >>31506530Chop chop. And I'll make sure that dessert is well done.
>>31506444>>31506450>>31506530>>31506555>>31506586THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!
>>31506444>>31506450>>31506530This. Especially the wine because there's no way getting drunk could lead to bad things.
>>31506450>Beef Wellington with wine!But two, in case we get company
>>31506607>Getting drunk on winePlebest of the Plebs
>>31506610Yes, this. Especially this.
>>31506586was there ever really a choice?
>>31506530>>31506600>>31506610So we're all agreed on dessert then?
>>31506670Thug life
>>31506670Nigga we gonna get some profiteroles
>>31506712 I can literally not wait for the shitstorm that will occur when this happens.
>>31506712>>31506726God damn, now I kind of want Fate to slowly become so used to things over time that he becomes a combination straight man/ladies man and hits on Ragyo and Nui so hard that even they're sometimes shocked by how forward he is.
>>31506748I just realized Ryuko's revenge for using her to get the uniform is going to be NTRing Nui from us.You son of a bitch.
>>31506867>Nui slaps her afterwards"How dare you!? Why, I've never been so affronted! To think -- stealing a kiss from a taken woman..."
>>31506964 [Out of character Intensifies] [spoilers Intensify]
>>31506748>>31506867Is it NTR? Or is it the beginnings of an exciting Friday night? Maybe even Ragyo can join the fun.
>>31506994This entire fuckin' thread is out of characterI can dream, nigga>some stabychEhehehe
>>31507051not as much as your shit nigga
>>31507091Well nigga I don't know it seems like Nui is the kind of person that would get possessive, nawmean?>[nigga intensifies]
>>31507091>>31507148Nui did in fact already get pretty fucking possessive of us. Remember that time she threatened to destroy all of Honnoji Academy if Satsuki wouldn't let her have us?
>>31506603You walk up to the phone and dial the number the note said."Hello?" says a kind female voice."Uhhh... i-is this where I order food.""Yes, sir."Sir, huh. "C-can I have a beef wellington, medium rare, with wine.""Which wine, sir?""... Whichever the chef believes works best with the dish.""Alright, sir.""Okay thanks bye." You hang up.You walk over to the TV and search for the remote, then take it to the couch and sit down. You should take off your shoes, shouldn't you. You go over and put them by the elevator, then go back to the couch. Maybe you should take off more stuff, the clothes still scare you somewhat after today's events, and you're worried your affinity with them may be some way to fuck you up more with them.After a while of watching the single weridest game show ever, the elevator opens to reveal a butler wheeling in your dinner. He puts it down on the coffee table in front of you, says good night, and leaves.It is wonderful. You've never had this fine of a meal. It's so fine you practically ruin it wondering how fast you should eat such a fine meal.You fill your wine glass partway through. Taking a sip, you wonder how to gauge it. You are inexperienced with drink, you just know that whatever it is, you should not be wasting it. So you have a lot of it.Your food is gone. The game show is mind numbing, you are dizzy, and your shirt is unbuttoned. The elevator doors open, and you groggily look over to it.
>>31507148but nigga your phrasing as none of overly sweetness of nui's persona ya know what im sayin
>>31507206>Your food is gone. The game show is mind numbing, you are dizzy, and your shirt is unbuttoned. The elevator doors open, and you groggily look over to it.Oh I like where this is going. All aboard the cocktease express to pound town! Population Fate and Nui!
>>31507206>Your food is gone. The game show is mind numbing, you are dizzy, and your shirt is unbuttoned. The elevator doors open, and you groggily look over to it.HAHA TIME FOR OVERBEARING NUI!
>>31507230But... I thought I captured the pseudo-posh diction that I figured she'd use... shit son I dunnoIt's been a few weeks since the show ended, remember?>>31507206>Your food is gone. The game show is mind numbing, you are dizzy, and your shirt is unbuttoned. The elevator doors open, and you groggily look over to it.
>>31507259>>31507304>>31507313>its Kuroido
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQRd7Jrqei
>>31507351The sewers took everything from us
>>31507349>"Heeeeeeeeeey Hitler. Hitler. Hey. Can you do me a favor buddy, oh pal o' mine? You know that cute pink girl? The one with the hair and the dress? Can you, uhhhhhhh, shit. Fuck, I lost my train of thought...OH! Can you tell her to come up here? Hehe, I got a surprise for her. Go on. Go, Hitler. Get me the pink girl."
>>31507351We're the anti-pomp. Think about it.>work with REVOCS and rising in the ranks>waifu'd Nui>attacked SatsukiWe're basically a mirror of Anaru in the respect that we're following a similar, yet opposite path.
>That feel when pic happens
>>31507206"House warmiiiiiiing!" shouts Nui.You realise in this instance that this girl is the only one to come to the housewarming party you forgot to throw. You would've invited everybody. Your dad, that guy that saved your ass, Ragyo, that passive-aggresive chocolate girl.Nui is your only real friend."Hey thu-there fr-frien'," you work out.She walks over to the couch and sits next to you, crossing her legs. "You enjoying yourself?" shee asks, a cheerful squeek in her voice."Yup ye-yessssir I-I am...""Mind if I join you?""Nuh-nonsense ole' bean!"You have, partway through, decided to be an Englishman. Englishmen are fancy as fuck. "My friend wuh-will not b-be sitting heeeeere... undrunken.""Undrunken?" Nui asks."Unsipped. Unsloshed.""Hmm."You stumble toward the kitchen. Nui attempts to assist you, only to rip your shirt."Thassokay, lovey, clothing scares me nowadays." You hope she doesn't get offended at lovey, you are deeply in character. Judging by the clasped hand and the sparkling eye she can obviously appreciate fantastic acting when she sees it.
>>31507574>dat feel when fate after this whole mess goes into the anaru quest when that finally comes back and finds all his people dead and he gets so pissed off that he absorbs all the life fibers on the planet and goes into rage mode or the equivalent.
>>31507550http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rAIE6nlkZA
>>31507594>that guy that saved your assdamn it, so are we gonna be like enemies but respect eachother because we fight for our resolvewomen
>>31507594>getting nui drunk
>>31507594>Nui seriously is into us>just ripped our shirt>we're trying to get her drunkOh we're getting lucky tonight. R-right? Because we d-did good?
>>31507574>by this point in the plot Anaru has his body back>has a dramatic fight with Fate while this is happening>all while this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4458fC7mDsc
>>31507594>Drunk Nui>We ripped a 100% life fiber shirtOn the upside we get to have a drunken waltz with Nui
>>31507594this is devolving into something wonderful
>>31507594I approve of all of these messages.
>>31507717The one we have now is less than 100%. Probably something like 15%.
>>31507594You grab a wine glass from the cabinet you searched. It is a wonder nothing broke. You look over to see Nui balancing multiple glasses on various parts of her body."S-sorry about that, dear, I am simply very drunk and so easily taken advantage of and all that."Nui starts throwing the glasses back while you start walking back over to the couch."I swear, dear girl, if I were on the streets right now I would be EASY pray. What wuh-with all these ruffians about. Yes, hmm, indeed."You turn around when you get to the couch, to see Nui standing behind you. She quickly licks her lips."Oh, are you hungry girl?" you look to your plate, then back to her. "I'm afraid I have eaten all there is.""That's okay, there's different pieces of meat I'm after!"You stare at her, dumbly, for a moment."SMASHING!"You throw yourself to the couch. Nui, not withing to be left out, throws herself next to you.You sit up and lift the wine glass, shinging youself to face the wine bottle, and the other whine glass, where you will be putting wine to dring wine for your wining. Facinating.You fill both glasses."A toast! For breakfast, eh wot, yes?" You throw the wine in your face.Nui looks at you then spills the wine on your pants.You deadpan at her. "It appears you've gotten me wet," you say.
>>31507835Incoming pompadour joke.
>>31507835>You deadpan at her. "It appears you've gotten me wet," you say.HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
>>31507835It's really happening!Except not because OP will divert it at the last possible second just to fuck with us, but I'm not complaining about this ride. And I certainly won't be complaining if we DO get a ride by some twist of fate.
>>31507835>Nui looks at you then spills the wine on your pants.
>>31507835>"That's okay, there's different pieces of meat I'm after!">You deadpan at her. "It appears you've gotten me wet," you say.[Nudisto Beach Intensifies]
>>31507835Truly Fate is the master of drunken seduction.
>>31507931>the next thing Fate says is "Well since we're out of wine, how do you feel about milkshakes?">pic related
>>31507835Oh dear old boy. As an Englishman i can verify the veracity of the situation as being a faithful reconstruction of a good old English Saturday night. [Minus an abomination or two].>>31507893I know. just let me have this a few seconds longer.
>>31507956>fade to black at the start of next post>turns out it's a dream>or is it?>we wake up naked next to Nui again>"You were amazing Fate."
>>31507953
>>31507835you know you want it
>>31507998>Ragyo makes our cock glow rainbow colors>proximity to Nui makes it even glow through clothes
>>31507986Why is it when this happens to me the lass will invariably weigh three times what i do?
>>31507835"Oh no!" she says, pressing her hands into her face. "Hurry, hurry, we have to get you out of those!""Missus, I'm afraid I am feeling 'breezy', down there at the moment if you catch my drift, for you seemed to have seen fit not to make me any undergarments for my day-to-day fimblywipping. God save the queen."You are now pantsless. You look at Nui to see she is looking at the ripped pants with a red stain at the crotch, then back to you. For a brief moment a metaphor on purity comes into your head, but quickly eject it in favor of panicking."GOOD GOOD GRIMSBY I AM INDECENT!""I-""NO NO, I HAVE DISGRACED YOU IN MY NUDE PRESENCE, I MUST RETREAT TO MY LAVATORY IMMEDIATELY!" You look around. "WHICH WAY IS TO THE LAVATORY!?!"Nui sweeps you up into a princess carry."Oh, thank you old sport, I was indeed in need of assistance in the transition of rooms. Please, could you direct me to the lavatory so I may cover myself in fluids?"Nui moves surprisingly quickly.
>>31508067>"Please, could you direct me to the lavatory so I may cover myself in fluids?">"so I may cover myself in fluids">Nui moves surprisingly quickly.I'M DYINGI still don't trust you, but god damn it this is too perfect!
>>31508067>This whole thingI'm dying!
>>31508067okay for real, are we aware of how hard we are making Nui with all the innuendo or drunken fuckery?
>>31508067still waiting for someone to ask about touching pompadours
>>31508067> fimblywippingYou go too far sir.
>>31508119Fate is drunk off his ass. So no.
>>31508139Excellent, proceed as planned
>>31508067I dont know whats real anymore DAMN YOU NO-STAR!!!!
>>31508119We're drunkenly aware. We're aware enough that we notice she's reacting, but not aware enough that we realize that she's probably ready for a lot of lewd shit to go down. >Nui's face right now
>>31508067"WAIT!" You scream. Nui stops midair. "WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE W-WINE!"Nui runs backwards to the couch, you reach out and grab the bottle, pulling it to you and cradling it. "Thank you, dearest."She then goes back to bringing you to a bathroom.You are now in a room with nice white tiles. It all looks very good and high quality and you're drunk off your ass.Being placed down to your own devices, you stuble over to the tub."MY, look at this tub." You turn to Nui. "It could easily, withot a doubt, accomidate BOTH of us, and still be spacious enough for snuggling!"She stares at you with a wild look and a smile. You drink the wine directly out of the bottle.
>>31508128>God save the queen.Nui's probably going to fuck him and he's just going to keep saying stupid shit while it happens.>"OH I SAY, THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF WASHING I HAD IN MIND!">"BY JOVE, YOU'RE POLISHING MY TALLYWACKER WITH YOU GOB!
>suddenly Clothing.
>>31508254
>>31508254I love where I hope this is going.
>>31508254>>31508254
>>31508254>Nui's face right now
>>31508254you guys realize, knowing Nui, she is just as likely to murder us later.still worth it
>>31508444Nah, she still has a purpose of whatever kind
>>31508444Only if we impale her with a scissor blade.
>>31508444She threatened to destroy Honnoji Academy for us. We've just gone so fabulous because of REVOCS and our drunkenness that we can't control the sexy we're putting out.
>>31508515>>31508481>>31508472I admit I haven't followed as much as I should but... Nui is scary. She frightens me. I'm not sure we can trust anything she says or does.
>>31508254"Well then, off you go." You shove her through the door and lock it."Well isn't she a nice girl, wine bottle."You take a few towels and throw them in the tub."Wine bottle, you simply must get a name." You take a towel and throw it over it's neck twice. "I grace th-thee, Sir Nicholas DeMascara."You throw yourself into the tub. The towels did not cushion the fall."Ouch! Fiddle-wibbins, Sir Nicholas DeMascara, as my first decree, I demand that you end my pain, both external and emotional IMMEDIATELY!!!" You start downing more of the wine.You feel incredibly, incredibly dizzy. Lying back on the towels, they feel so comfortable.You take another drink of wine. You are absolutely content to pass out right here on the makeshift bed, missing out on no nighttime endeavors whatsoever.
>>31508548I knew this was coming.
>>31508548>You are absolutely content to pass out right here on the makeshift bed, missing out on no nighttime endeavors whatsoever.but nui isn't >slices open door
>>31508548FUCKIN GOTEM
>>31508548>Nui didn't immediately break down the doorOh god we made her cry didn't we.
WE JUST COCKBLOCKED NUI!
>>31508548>"Well then, off you go." You shove her through the door and lock it.So much for that
>>31508548>missing out on no nighttime endeavors whatsoeveri will end you No Star
>>31508590Good to see I don't ever disappoint.Nope, nothing disappointing here.
>>31508627In all seriousness, nobody did get disappointed, since nobody actually expected someone to write smut on a blue board
>>31508627Why do I get the feeling that we're still going to somehow still wake up in bed with Nui and find the bathroom door mysteriously missing in the morning?
>>31508548you done good No-star Op would be proud
>>31508649>since nobody actually expected someone to write smut on a blue boardIm-fucking-plyingThis is /tg/, motherfucker. Smut is what we do!
>>31508661The wine bottle will be shattered in a corner and somehow incredibly bloody.
>>31508674>Op would be proud>implying OP is not out-fucking-classed at this point
>>31508627you and OP are twisted bastards
>>31508719>implying anyone can out class basedopyeah no
>>31508714>wake up>Nui is next to us>her hand is tightly latched to our arm so hard that our arm is bruised>try to get up>can't stand up staight because legs won't stop wobbling
>>31508742Happened twice already
>>31508742basedop?
>>31508548Suddenly, the door is splintered."WOT M8!?!"Nui stands there, a ferocious look in her eye and a smile like a monster."SIR NICHOLAS SAVE ME!!!"You turn the bottle upside down, atop your open mouth. Nothing comes out."I can fill your face with something else," says Nui."GREAT GOBS OF MARMITE!!!"Nui throws her dress aside and launches herself on top of you."WOMAN I AM WARNING YOU I HAVE MADE NUMEROUS VENTURES THROUGH THE OVERSIZED JAIL THAT IS AUSTRALIA I AM TRAINED TO SURVIVE!!!""TRY TO RESIST! THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN HELP YOU!""NICHOLAS SAVE ME WITH YOUR CORPSE!" You slam the bottle on her back. It shatters. The only reaction Nui gives is her face becomes bone-chillingly frightening."YOU FUCKED UP!!!" she screams."OH DEAR GOD!!!""GOD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!"You fall unconscious.
>>31508858>"TRY TO RESIST! THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN HELP YOU!">"YOU FUCKED UP!!!" she screams.>"GOD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!"This is it! Time of death, 2:14 AM. Cause of death, asphyxiation cause by sideectomy!
>>31508799>sure it did>>31508838you know what I meant>>31508858Wut the zog
>>31508858yay?
>>31508858>"WOT M8!?!"did we say this or did nui?
>>31508858>wake up with her still plastered to us>smile on her face>cry>she snuggles closer
>>31508858Welp
>>31508858>"WOT M8!?!"
>>31508858>fate literally goes full austailian when drunk as hellthis amuses me far far more then it has any right to.
>>31508934>every morning at REVOCS meets us with tears, terror and sore penis
>>31508949Funny part is it's me trying to write someone trying to speak in a drunken English accent. I just basically made it someone's drunken interpretation of Nigel Thornberry.
>>31508949
>>31508949U WOT M8 FATE AIN"T NO FUCKING AUSSIE HE A FUCKING BRIT CUNT
>>31508934I'd cry too if I hit Nui with a wine bottle in a drunken fit of stupidity.>wake up>Nui is clinging tightly to us with a flushed face>our body is covered in bruises and scratches>"Nui's toy" is written all over us in lipstick>can't stand up straight>sore dick and balls>hickies all over our body from head to toe
>>31508858
>>31508858Fucking golden.
>>31508858You jolt awake. Your head hurts, the lights hurt, and your body hurts.After a few moments trying to work yourself out of the headache, you look to see yourself covered in fluids, marks, and bruises. you look worse then when the One-Stars beat you up.You feel someone cuddle further into your side. Looking over, Nui makes cute noises as she gets more comfortable. You know what this... monster is capable of."Nice," you say out loud, nodding.Not a bad way to loose your v-card. You didn't feel shit, but apparently that didn't stop anything.You snuggle in further to Nui. Perhaps this isn't so bad. You've been in the most pain you've ever felt in your life in the past two days, and you'd say that, at least, you had SOME fun.You slowly fade to sleep in the embrace of Nui....Wait did you use protection? Your eyes snap open.
>Fate had to move a lot>actually did live in Australia, learning to negotiate with the wildlife>Ragyou finds out and gives us animal minions in cute life-fiber outfits>Patton becomes even further convinced that REVOCS is elves
>>31509299>Wait did you use protection? Your eyes snap open.The comedy never ends!
>>31509299
>>31509299Transferred computers sorry.
>>31509299oh god, why is this quest so great?
>>31509299>Wait did you use protection? Your eyes snap open.>MFW we just created another Nui.
>>31509392>Nuiceptionmuh sides.
>>31509299welp
>>31509299I swear to god if anyone tries to name the kid Destiny...
>>31509299Welp it's not like I needed my brain or anything....
>>31509387It's okay, you've managed to write a scenario that leaves almost everybody happy in some way.I'm still fucking laughing in spurts and it hurts so much but I can't stop. Even my boner is laughing.
>>31509440Pffffft
>>31509299>inb4 the sounds echoed thru REVOCS and everyone knows what happened, Ragyo just smiles
>>31509299>Not a bad way to loose your v-card.You're kidding right? You were unconscious and woke up beat to shit. Well, I guess it beats my first time but still.
>>31509299You hold completely still, a rising feeling of panic in your stomach.Lets count the reasons why you are fucked:You.Stuck.It.In.Crazy....Is this rape? You were drunk, right? She's gonna castrate you, isn't she? Horrible horrible horrible things await you like body mutilation and murder and awkward job environments and OH SHIT SHE'S WAKING UP PLAY IT COOL!She slowly opens her eyes and looks at you, a content smile on her face."You were wonderful," she says.[ ] Cry. You accepted your death.[ ] Stare. No sudden movements.[ ] "Nui what happened?"
>>31509478>"Well good morning Fate, I'm guessing Nui is still in bed? I heard you two had quite the fun time last night."
>>31509574>[ ] Stare. No sudden movements.
>>31509574>[ ] Cry. You accepted your death.It's what all men do.
>>31509574[ ] "N-Nui w-wut happened?"
>>31509574>[x] Stare. No sudden movements.Don't startle the nui
>>31509574[x] "Nui what happened?"Let's just roll with it. Obviously it went well after we beat her with that glass bottle and blacked out.>>31509569I'd totally take that over my first time. Then again I might be a masochist.
>>31509569I dunno for someone operating on sheer "Fuck it lets just go with it", he's doing pretty good for himself or horribly, really, it's all your opinion . Where's that anon that keeps shouting "BEWARE NUI" and "I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE"?
>>31509574>[ ] "Nui what happened?"
>>31509574>[ ] "Nui what happened?"We can't cry because she's not smoking a cigarette actin' all cool.This is also not Jurassic Park. Standing still won't work.
>>31509574>[x] Kiss her and ask what she wants for breakfast.>[x] Ask if she has any more of that soap
>>31509574>[x] "Nui what happened?"
>>31509625I dunno, but Nui certainly didn't want to get off this wild ride!
>>31509574>[ ] Stare. No sudden movements.>[ ] "Nui what happened?"
>>31509574[X] "Nui do you want to do it again"Solve the porblem of finding out what happened quite nicely
>>31509617>>31509625I'm just saying that I would like to be conscious while it happened, well maybe not me personally but, I would imagine that's kind of a big deal to most people.
>>31509595>>31509613>>31509661>>31509668>>31509603>>31509617>>31509628>>31509641>>31509659>>31509668>>31509597Honestly thought more of you would cry. It's like all of you want this shit.
>>31509675>>31509656full 0 fucks mode
>>31509712curiosity killed the rat
Rolled 10>>31509712>It's like all of you want this shit.Nah, really?Crazy in the head, crazy in bed I always say!
>>31509574[ ] Cry. You accepted your death.>>31509625Right here. Maybe if we ditched the clothing in the toilets and jumped out the window we could escape. I fancy our survival chances with the ground over Nui
>>31509712>>31509712 no they wanted this I wanted none-sexual relationship with Yandere undertones from day fucking one
>>31509685Yeah but at this point Fate is finally like "Man, fuck it...literally."It's just a way around actually writing smut and maintaining the humor.>>31509675>turns out that "Nui what happened?" is the shiny button>she fucks us again (with a fade to black for obvious reasons)>"Oh...oh okay. Yeah, that was...wow.">>31509712And what if I do m8?
>>31509712as far as im concerned we've gone native, theres no way out so might as well enjoy the ride
>>31509767>theres no way out so might as well enjoy the rideand the ride never ends my friends!
>>31509758>>31509767>>31509712>"Oh...oh okay. Yeah, that was...wow."pretty much, there's no going back now
>>31509767>>31509806>>31509817We passed the point of no return after Nui first brought us to REVOCS and bathed us.You don't just have a superpowered hypersexual kidnap you in an act of what seems like obsessive love and try to stop it. It's like trying to stop a truck by jumping in front of it, you'll just make things worse.
>>31509712"Nui...""Hmmm?""What happened?"She leans up, and puts a finger to her chin. "Well, when I came in you were drunk.""Yeeees?""And I accidentally ripped off your shirt...""Okaaaaaay?""And then I spilled wine on your pants...""Yuuuuuup...""And then I went for three hours.""...T-three-"She leans in. "Three. Hours." She kisses you on the forehead before lying back down, laughing.You are frozen."Nui..."[ ] "...want to take a shower."[ ] "...are you... on anything?"[ ] "...three hours?"
>>31509894>[ ] "...three hours?"
>>31509894>[X] "... I can't remember any of it."
>>31509894>[ ] "...want to take a shower."Might as well remember it this time!Three hours is really a magical number though, let me tell you.
>>31509894>[ ] "...want to take a shower."
>>31509753You know, I didn't want to do this whole ordeal until later. I mean, it was going to happen, though a bit rapier. But I'm pretty much operating the same way Fate is, in just, "Well would you look at that looks like I'm crazy now."
Rolled 8>>31509894>[x ] "...three hours?"
>>31509894>[x] "...want to take a shower."Three hours? Shit, nigga, were WE on something?
>>31509894>[x] "...want to take a shower."
>>31509894>[ ] "...want to take a shower."then in the shower>[ ] "...three hours?"
>>31509894I love how she says "I" went for three hours.I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave now, thing's are getting a little... gross for me.
>>31509969Naah, the uncomfortable shit...Actually I can't say anything I have no clue.
>>31509894>[X] "wow life fibers really make everything better don't they"
>>31509926>>31509930>>31509951>>31509953>>31509966why do i put these buttons here
>>31509937>not just throwing caution to the wind and just playing this as batshit as possible while we have a really awesome badguy we are playing with ultimately.like fate has seemed to do, my guess is he's probably figuring fuck it lets ride this ride and see where it goes at this point.also this is typically the best way to make great quests i think.
>>31509914>>31509934>>31509944>>31509951>>31509966>being shocked at 3 hours>>31510015Because I AM magic.
>>31510015Here, friend, you can use my JoJo reaction image.
>>31510015because inside you too love the shiny red button OP and just love seeing where it goes.thats ok, this is how everything is fun.
>>31509894[x]"...want to take a shower"
>>31509993Right, maybe next thread everyone will be done with "fun sexy time." I'm happy it happened, but it's a bitter sweet victory you know?
>>31509937I feel that Insanity would have been less hamfisted if it had happened gradually, not trying calling you shitty just critiquing. also the fact I had a whole playlist for your quest that isn't happening makes me a little tinie tiny bit mad, guess it can't be helped though.
>>31510015because you secretly love it
>>31510068You could still post it
>>31509993You know what after looking back the second we got with Nui this has been "how many cute/lewd moments can I pack in" But the entire quest was me just trying to fuck Fate over.Yet I DO have a plan.Sort of. >>31510044>>31510015Wait which choice won?
>>31509752> I fancy our survival chances with the ground over Nui.My. Sides.
>>31510108Shower won.Check some of the posts I replied to about my magic ways. A couple are shower votes. Here's a fresh count for you.>>31509926>>31509930>>31509951>>31509953>>31509966>>31510057For shower.>>31509914>>31509934>>31509944>>31509966For "3 hours?"
>>31510108roll for it. Let "Fate" decide
>>31510108shower, three hours was only four with >>31509951not really voting for it
>>31510137Thanks, writing.
>>31510108>implying isn't the one doing the fucking now>implying you haven't just joined /tg/'s wild ride.
>>31510147Yeah, >>31509951 here, I wasn't voting for "three hours."
>>31510159No prob, I'm willing to help whenever I'm awake. And tonight I'm especially awake because I passed out last thread and despite waking up early enough to archive the thread, I fell back asleep for another 7 hours on top of the 3 hours I'd already slept.You secretly like lewd Nui waifu shenanigans, don't you NoP? Because I still can't stop laughing.
>>31510107Fine please not that the Greentext above a link denotes the general feel & moment I felt the music conveyed in the story & the list is in no way linear to the timeline.>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N5TXV8UWWI>Center of a Conspiracyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxNw8Rs8Ds>Horror of the seething Starshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcVzeVD0MU>REVOCS company meeting/Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-HZlWo5xEc>Waltz at the Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVREI2xy54>Cat & Mouse with the Grand Courtier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TIGvB7X-0Y>REVOCS offensivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9N5lU-d-A>the Mind makes the Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GZ8jBHkHw>Fatal errorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrwxmNddFg>Waltz in the cherryblossoms (Nui's first waltz)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gG9YSaf4Mg>Alien Incursionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xfIcR4-tA>Beserk Experimenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFwF8q_1jM>Desperate defencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2N8woYX7io>Monsterous Mircale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uatJjTFAbZU1/2
>>31510233>Moonlit Hunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZGUDB9CJo>Moonlit Waltzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEig743mqQ>descent into delusionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAMdxDAX3o>Battlestationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Qo9iAB9q0>Imminent confrontationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSzSz6CHvE>Naked apes & low cunninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYZu0pttA14>Naked Steelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWFXdiezkY>Attack at Dawnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQ8gFiydpg>Waltz of warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTM4QOXAV9U>Berserk Courtierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNOMRr74VGc>Besieged by eldar Horrorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzMc5cIC6c>COVERS unleashedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDoQLmlwkic>The final Assaulthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU>The King betrayed/One last waltz/bitter Revengehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU>Thread Impacthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS02/2
>>31510233>>31510246Thank you, based one.
>>31510159You gulp. You feel like you're treading on glass here.What would your dad do?...Okay, he'd run like hell, but you doubt that is an option at this point.What would he SAY?The image of your dad sitting in a personal library, wearing a bathrobe, with a pipe in his mouth, sitting by the fire goes into your head. Your dad takes out his pipe and gives you a thumbs up while nodding.Fuck you, dad."Uhhh... would you like to take a shower?"Sitting in the shower, as an insane girl that raped you washes your back, you wonder the same thought that has wondered your mind numerous times throughout your week. How the hell has your life come to this point.You have to go to Ragyo in a towel again. Nui skips alongside you as you head off to the sowing room to get you fitted. You wonder if last night was an elaborate ruse to get you to be okay with this. Either way, you're doing it now.
>>31510391>if last night was an elaborate ruseWell Nui's an master ruser because I fell for her hook, line and sinker.
>>31510391>How the hell has your life come to this point.By being the most fabulous motherfucker in town, at least as far as Nui was concerned. What are you complaining about Fate? You even said "nice."
>>31510391Your arms shake as you lift them up, the result of a mixture of fear and the after-effects of last night. The sheets of life-fibers are laid carefully acroos parts of your body. With each one placed, you feel stronger, but you feel much more afraid.Nui takes a thread and weaves it through your uniform, happily humming. She's just a massive optimist, isn't she? Nothing could get her down. You don't think you HAVEN'T seen her happy.The threads tighten around you. Oh boy.The entire suit grips you, tightly. Muscles spasm, thoughts accelerate, your else roll in whichever direction. The suit conforms to you, molds to you. It shapes itself to fit your body flawlessly.Suddenly, everything snaps into place for you. Like some mind-and-body revelation. You stand up and look at yourself. All-white tuxedo. Nui smiles at you."The suit currently operates at partial capacity right now," Ragyo's secretary says, walking in. "Not all the life-fibers are active. If they all were, you would likely die."You wince."The suit will slowly activate as your body becomes accustomed to living with life-fibers.""That's, uh, nuh-nice.""Don't go destroying this one, too."You pale."Nui, get changed immediately. Fate, get your mask. Both of you are to go to the helipad immediately.""Uhhhh, wuh-where's Ragyo?""Getting ready," is all the secretary says.
>>31510641>"Don't go destroying this one, too."Man, fuck you passive-aggressive chocolate girl. It's Nui's fault too!
>>31510641>entire suit grips you, tightly. Muscles spasm, thoughts accelerate, your else roll in whichever direction. The suit conforms to you, molds to you. It shapes itself to fit your body flawlessly.>Suddenly, everything snaps into place for you. Like some mind-and-body revelation>tongue remains awkward and non-co-operative.
>>31510641You stand on the helipad, waiting with the secretary and Nui, fidgeting nervously. Ragyo's taking her time.Nui has changed into a sleek, pink dress. Less frilly, more formal, though it still has a few heart patterns on it.What weirds you out is both the secretary and Nui have masks. Nui's is a bird mask, with pink feathers, while the secretary's is a simple Phantom of the Opera mask. You just can't set expectations for these people.Ragyo walks out of the elevator in a burst of smoke and intimidation. She holds her arms crossed, an iridescent mask in hand.[ ] "Masks?"[ ] Say nothing.[ ] "I still have no idea who your secretary is."
>>31510641>"Uhhhh, wuh-where's Ragyo?">"Getting ready," is all the secretary says. Escort mission? Escort mission.
>>31510829>[ ] "I still have no idea who your secretary is."
>>31510829>[ ] Say nothing.
>>31510829>[ ] "I still have no idea who your secretary is."Seems like pertinent information if you ask me.
>>31510829>say nothing.
>>31510829>[X] "Masquerade or fashion show?"
>>31510829>[x] "I still have no idea who your secretary is."
>>31510842>>31510858>>31510870>>31510879Just curious. Are we going to be passive-aggressive towards Rei, or are we going to extend the fear/respect we have for Ragyo to include her?
>>31510865This.
>>31510983Rei is the biggest jobber of all time and if she tried to do shit to us, Nui would ruin her.Let's return the passive aggression. I'm gonna stay awake for one more part then go to bed. I don't have to work for another 13 hours, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't like to get some sleep without sleeping my entire day away.
>>31510983Pity her. She has had to deal with these people longer than we have.
>>31511009>>31511034Welp. Here we go again. I guess we'll stop after this part, too. I need to actually wake up tomorrow.So. Pick.
>>31511093>Pity her
Rolled 11>>31511009
>>31511093I stand by my decision to form a sort of friendly relationship with Rei based on both of us spitting venom at eachother in jest.We're going full crazy, might as well keep it up.
>>31511009>>31511135>>31511034>>31511110uhhhh... pity?
>>31511093>Passive aggressiveIt's only fair
>>31507953Reminds me of this.
>>31510983I feel like she's just extending her dislike for Nui since all she knows is that we're her love slave.So... try being friendly since we're in more or less the same boat, then passive aggressive if she really just hates us.
>>31511161>>31511159>>31511144Uhhhh... I'm just going to write passive-aggressive between the two of you from now on.But now I've forgotten what I wanted to be passive-aggressive about.
>>31511187>But now I've forgotten what I wanted to be passive-aggressive about.About her being passive-aggressive. It's the vicious cycle of the workplace, especially when Hououououououououououmaru is involved.
>>31511187"You know, I still don't have any idea who your secretary even is."Everyone looks at you.You shrug, a bit nervous. "Well, when you look at all the influential people in the world, the first thought that comes to your mind isn't, 'Gee, who do you think filed that man's papers?' But, since I'm going to be working with her, I think I at least should know her name.""Houmaru Rei," she says with a glare."The mask suits you. It's a good metaphor.""Yours is the same way.""I can take pride in that."The helicopter ride has a certain tension in it. Nui sitting next to you, Rei and Ragyo sitting across from you."Considering you are... less informed, than the rest of us, allow me to explain the mission details," starts Rei. "You will still be destroying the factory in China. However, nearby is a social gathering of the elite. All of us here will attend. Soon after arrival, you will sneak off from the party to stealthily set explosives in the factory. Civilian casualties are less of a problem here. If anything, evacuating the factory may cause more problems. Once finished planting charges, immediately return to the party before the unmasking. Do you understand your objective."You nod."Good rat."
>>31511429Alrighty, sorry for the wait, we're done for tonight. Someone help me archive this shit.Thoughts so far? Anticipating what is happening next time? This was supposed to be happening like two days ago, and even now, we're putting it off.
>>31511455I'll archive it, what do you want the description to be?China factory shenanigans, followed by more implications.
>>31511476 Slap whatever you feel gives a good summary, I need a laugh.
>>31511455Enjoying the hell out of it when will the next thread be? please use my soundtrack if you ever need inspiration, also forgive my complaints I haven't slept for about 24 hours.
>>31511523Dude I listened to what the hell is going on on repeat.
>>31511499Archived now. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31504362/I did what I could with a 120 character limit. I hope it's alright.
>>31511455This quest has been a lot of fun thus far. When will the next thread be?
Rolled 12>>31511499>"Kill la Kill CYOA: Where we get taken advantage of by psychotic moeblobs."
>>31511585I went with calling it a "housewarming present.">Fate gets a nice apartment, a bottle of wine named Sir Nicholas, and a "housewarming present" from Nui.Next time on No-Star Quest: Fate stumbles through another mission, Nui gets the vapors again, and implications are implied. At least that's my guess.
>>31511585>>31511626Man. I like this shit. We have fun while anticipating horrible things to happen. I can't wait for the Naturals Election. I wonder if Fate has something to do in the background. >>31511575I have no clue. Probably at 11PM EST, same as always. But I might not do it tonight, because I've destroyed myself now, and I need to actually get up today.
Spelunked the archives and participated near the end of the thread, thanks for running.
>antagonizing the only sane person aroundAw, rats
Again, I go to sleep as the thread starts, and it's still up after I wake up.
And I must say, even though I sadly don't get to follow this quest due to timezones, I really enjoy catching up on it. It's a completely different vibe than Anaru Quest or mine, and I love it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I missed it!
