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Probably. I mean you ate an angel, which was not totally planned, so you should be good on the power front for now. Of course you will have to be stronger if you want to fight on Lucy and Mike’s level but you are ahead of the projected curve, shall we say. Plus if you want to jump back into it just go to lunch with Asmodeus and ask about getting good, or we can just continue our whimsical life. Unlife. Hollow life. You walk into the back of the store with Jager and decide to play dress up with your wolfu. “Not cool with that word.” You protest. Bite me.

“Hey, maybe I should just grab some random stuff and go? That way we can go out of here faster and get some coffee or tea or something, right?” Jager says.

“You can’t distract me with tea. Playing dress up is hella fun. With other people. Not myself.” You say looking over the outfits. As you recall from last time you promised to dress up with the dakka wolf so she can’t just bugger off somewhere. This probably will alter some flavor text somewhere down the line. You decide to…

[] Wear whatever with her, the devil of lust isn’t the boss of you.
[] Have fun with it. Be the fairy godmother of wolves. Make her wear the shit out of some dresses
[] Tease Jager more
[] Other, please specify
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>>31454733
>[] Have fun with it. Be the fairy godmother of wolves. Make her wear the shit out of some dresses
>[] Tease Jager more

what's the difference?

>>31454713
>You can’t be a spider-man. Yer a girl.
You don't seem to understand how shapeshifting works monologue.

>>31454733
>[] Have fun with it. Be the fairy godmother of wolves. Make her wear the shit out of some dresses
I recall we had a plan to make lots of scrub arrancar but put it on hold because we couldn't go back to HuCo without getting ganked. Now that we're cool with lucy we should probably put that plan into action.

>>31454733
>[] Have fun with it. Be the fairy godmother of wolves. Make her wear the shit out of some dresses
It is time.

>>31454733
[x] Have fun with it. Be the fairy godmother of wolves. Make her wear the shit out of some dresses

Jager will be the prettiest teapot

>>31454957
Technically that extends only to us and only if whoever is in charge there won't mind. The local demons probably won't mind hunting our hollow scrubs for sport.

Fairy god mother risa is a go.

>>31455012
True, but scrub arrancar can hold their own with demons. Especially since this version was getting infused with our, Eve or Jager's power. Plus, it would be kinda nice to execute a player made plan for a change.

>>31455100
>True, but scrub arrancar can hold their own with demons
You sure about that? Also we can't make arrancar without them being tall in the Forest of Menos. That takes time and that's when they'll get ganked. We need to take Hueco back under our control before letting any scrubs be tall.

Let's visit the place. We can always back out with our Laughing Garganta.

>>31455165

Wasn't there a Mantis hollow that we called to our invasion of the living world waaaaay back at the beginning of the Quest? I wonder if he's still around.

>>31455304
We had a couple of mates. One is Jager, one betrayed us (Sid the Squid), another never made it out of being tall (Mantis?) and last one was Gangsta's muppet (some flying fucker), IIRC.

>>31455368
What happened to did after we sent him mad? Eaten by scrubs?

>>31455368
I think there was a horse

>>31455481
Last seen in an aquarium in our old hideout in the caves where we hanged out with Charlotte.

He's either dead now or entertaining whoever now calls the caves home. Sid the Squid, always remembered fondly when we can be bothered to do so..

>>31455368
Speaking of Doc Gangsta, I'm pretty sure project number three is ready by now.

>>31455601
It bloody well should be. I imagine we'll have to kick the shit out of someone before e get it back. All the more reason to hit Hueco once we're done here.

Maybe ask Asmodeus about any of her brothers and sisters we should watch out for? Might run into them, after all.

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You decide to not tease her, this time anyway. You go through the shop and grab the most feminine clothing you can get your hands on, in Jager’s size anyway. Why don’t they have very many regular people clothes in this bloody country? You decide that the short legged bastards will just have to do with knee length skirts being a bit shorter than that. “Wait, was all this a jab at their tiny people legs?”

90% of what I narrate is a jab at someone, just roll with it. You present the frilly items to Jager and she takes a step back. “Look, Risa. I get what you are trying to do but I am not really, you know, girly.” She explain, but your lips go tight over your smile.

“I am a fairy godmother now. This is happening.” You explain taking a step closer.

“No, look Risa you wear it! It will look good on you and I really want to see it!” She explains backing away from you.

You continue your advance matching her pace. “Sure. I will wear it with you. We can match and it will be adorable.”

“No. I mean, I want to see, er, yeah! You and butts! I want to see your butt doing butt things in the clothes! Doesn’t that sound nice?” Jager gives a weak laugh as she gets back against the wall.

“Sure. That is a thing that can happen. But you are going to do it right there with me.” You promise.

Jager’s eyes shift to the left and you anticipate the movement. You use your higher dots in speed and lash your arm out as a shifting tentacle of teeth and bones, and mouths. Jager sonidos right into it and you wrap your lashing madness limb around her leg, taking her to the ground. She tries to wiggle free, but the more she struggles the more centimeters of tongue arm tooth mouth wraps around her leg. “Risa, stop! People will see!” She shouts as you drag her across the floor to the changing rooms.
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“Then I will just murder them violently if they do. You are getting nice and prettied up and then I am going to buy you the pretty clothes and you are going to look nice and be happy.” You promise dragging her.

Your arm feels a sudden snag and you look back. Jager has made a pair of spikes which she stabbed into the ground and are using as anchors. She has a strained look on her face. You grit your teeth and pull, her raw physical strength a little higher than yours. You struggle as she grits her teeth in returns and starts pulling herself away from the changing rooms. You have to think fast, then branch your shifting arm of madness into smaller branches or coiling flesh stuff. They go for under her arms, her stomach, sides, and feet, and you tickle her. She goes wide eyed, but holds her breath, refusing to give in. You add in a small charge of electricity to the arm and she finally bursts.

Laughing, she swats at the abomination arm, freeing her hands and sending both of you tumbling into the changing room. You roll on top of Jager and your eyes flash with a dangerously mad light. “R-Risa. You are sort of scaring me here.”

You press your finger to her mouth and make a shushing noise before grabbing her outfit. “No words.” You mimic the rape sloth as you say it, learning your dark arts directly from the master of horror.

She lets out some small screams instead.
-

You manage to dress Jager in several of the outfits, her constant struggling and flailing making it look cartoonish from the outside as you threw clothes over the top of the changing room and then grabbed more. Her body was distressingly impressive and confusing. If only you had some cicadas you would rock her world. You finally get her into a thigh high dress with a cardigan over it and have switched out her combat boots with nice open shoes.
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Jager looks uncomfortable in the outfit as you stand next to her in a similar outfit. “Hey, Risa. You are done, right? People are staring.” She says glancing around.

Asmodeus seems to have taken the role of judge for the outfits you have worn so far and has offered somewhat helpful advice. You get a strange smile on your face as you jump onto Jager and press your cheek into her freshly treated hair. “My pretty Jager. Who is a pretty wolf? You are, yes you are.” You say rubbing your face in the back of her head.

“Get off me!” She protests, but you refuse.

“They are just looking because Jager bombs is so lovely, my lovely Jager bombs. My lovely Jager bombs.” You repeat and narrow your eyes. That’s right, she is your Jager bombs! “How dare they look at my lovely Jager bombs with such lascivious,” nice word “eyes. She is mine.” You protest your eyes shifting around as you leap off of her.

“Hey Risa, calm down.” Jager says putting her hands on your shoulders. “Look, I will wear the outfits okay? Just, you know, relax.” She says as your go juice swirls for a moment in anger as a man shopping with his girlfriend eyes Jager’s bust far more appreciatively than you want him to.

You consider it for a moment and then nod. “Very well.” You say grabbing her hand and pulling. “Then let’s go buy and then lunch. I could go for lunch.” You explain.

“Sure.” Jager replies keeping a hand on the hem of her dress as she looks around the store.

Jager will now dress differently when not fighting!
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You buy your items and go for lunch, a restaurant with a pretty big menu. You look over the choices as Jager keeps glancing around nervous. She is getting more appreciative stares. Should we murder them all violently for looking at our Jager-bombs? Before you can execute that idea Asmodeus speaks up. “Oh. They have lobster. Might be good.” She muses.

“Too bad I don’t eat crustaceans.” You sigh looking over the menu and wondering if any of them come with a toy.

Jager fumbles with her silverware and looks at you shocked. “There is a food you don’t like? I thought you found everything tasty.”

“Oh, no they taste good. Same with you, but I don’t eat you.” Though you really should. “Monologue, I am pretty sure I won’t get her path or anything if I eat her.” No not like- Never mind. “Crustaceans are friends. I don’t eat friends unless I am really bored.” You say.

Jager looks confused at you as you wonder what a drink bar is and how much alcohol you can get with it. “Why are they friends?” She asks.

“They helped me fight Poseidon one time. It’s a whole thing.” You reply casually.

“Is that why the local market’s live lobster catch is always empty?” Jager wonders.

“Yeah. I bust them out when no one is looking. I remove the rubber bands and set them free.” You decide on a meal.

Seems you can talk to someone over lunch about stuff
[] Praise Jager more.
[] Talk to Asmodeus about ideas. Maybe she can help you execute a plan of yours?
[] Just eat in silence
[] Talk to Jager about something
[] Other, please specify
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>>31455963
>[x] Talk to Asmodeus about ideas. Maybe she can help you execute a plan of yours?

Lets get down to business!

To defeat Jesus!

>>31455963
>[] Talk to Asmodeus about ideas. Maybe she can help you execute a plan of yours?
Hueco and eating angels or demons until there are none left.

>>31455963
Ask asmodeus what the cosmic reason for hollows is. God created everything, or at least his creations did-so why is there these crazy monsters around? And in the same vein, why the fuck is there Great Old Ones? She's an original, pre-fall angel, she must know

>>31455963
>[] Talk to Asmodeus about ideas. Maybe she can help you execute a plan of yours?
The whole "stuff scrub hollows with fake soul things given sentience by evolved hollows" plan that has no ethical downsides whatsoever.

>>31455963
Talk Asmodeus about.Sin-Fin.

Seeing as she's sort of Eve, it's kind of thanks to Sin-Fin that humans are so interesting.

Is there any way to let it be so that she can enjoy what she has wrought?

Because killing her would bum.us out. ...As would being killed by her.

>>31455963
Ask Asmodeus if we'd be able to just walk through Hueco to nab Bastidores last project or if we'd have to Metal Gear it up

>>31455963
> other.
Ask asmodelicious if she has a good singing voice. Because im not -saying- abnd is gonna happen, but stranger things yknow?

>>31456055
>>31456133
Eh, that's probably not her forte. It's not like she'd know or be interested in anything.

>>31456362
A band. Sorta a critical juncture of that sentence

>>31456362
She will, but if she does sing, then none of the fans will be able to buy mercy, due to, yknow, having orgasmic pleasure turn their brain into a smoothie and leak out their nostrils. Maybe she can play bass instead

>>31456388
Buy merch. Fucking autocorrect

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“So, Asmodeus, why exactly are there all these hollows and stuff around?” You ask.

Asmodeus looks up from her drink and tilts her head, confusion evident of her face. “Because the souls get a hole in them?”

“No, I mean, if God created everything, then why are there all these crazy monsters around. What about the old ones then? Where do they fit in?” You ask.

She seems to think on it for a moment then shrugs. “Hollows were originally designed and made by Lucifer. An attempt to find a way to become stronger against his family for one reason or the other. The idea was scrapped, but the fact they were ‘made’ still existed. The one known as soul king decided to use that method to create his own little soul factory to keep himself nice and fat. As for the old ones, the universe seems to have some errors in it. These errors allow holes in the fabric, well, more like the stringy humming stuff of our universe to break. These holes allow the great old ones to sort of poke their fingers through. When you get down to it, imagine our universe like an orb. This orb holds heaven, hell, Hueco Mundo, earth, and all of the worlds really. That was made by God. The old ones are from outside the orb. From a place most beings can’t even possibly conceive of or even start to recognize as being even remotely similar to our own.” She explains.

“Speaking of Hue Co. Is there any way I can just go hang out there since Lucy and I are sort of cool now?” You ask.

“You are fine with being friends even though he obliterated you once?” She asks.

“Yeah, it was just once.” You explain. Technically twice. “Hold on. What was that?” Remember? When you got iced by rapfro you went to SS, then you saw a great blinding flash of light and you were obliterated totally? I mean, not saying it was 100% called Mr. Sam, but great flashing of light? Burning like the first dawn? Sound familiar? “Huh. Okay, it was once maybe twice then.”
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“Beelzebub probably would not welcome you with open arms. He is an ever hungry slob who would want to devour you just for existing. If you can avoid him you will have to deal with the demons. He is the one of all of us who has made the most demons.” She explains.

“Then could you just nip off to hue co and get some stuff for us?” You ask.

She shakes her head and raises her arms in a helpless shrug. “I am neutral. I don’t hate my siblings, nor do I love them. I stay out of their way and they stay out of mine. I am not going to get on the Fly King’s bad side just for this. You are fun, Risa, but not that fun.” Seems she is not willing to offer that much support yet, if ever.

“Then how about Sin-Fin.” You continue as if being turned down never happened. “She is sort of eve or something? Is it possible for us to make it so we don’t have to kill her?”

“Why would you kill her?” Asmodeus wonders able to use chop sticks better than you damn her.

“Because she is, like, constantly miserable and she needs to be happy and the more miserable she is, er, something?” You wonder looking up at you head. “Oi, why would I kill Sin-Fin again? She is just Sad-Fin sometimes and Short-Fin before the times.” You wonder.

“While that gets sorted out, is there any way we can stuff hollows with modified souls and not have them go to hueco mundo to be tall?” You ask.

“Certainly. It is like a salmon swimming upstream. If you trick the salmon into thinking it is already up stream it should be fine where it is.” She explains. “Just try and make someplace which matches the qualities of the forest of menos and drop them in there before they become menos and they should be content to be there.” She answers.

To do that we may have to do some recon in the forest. Perfect.

[] Keep asking her something
[] Drop this topic because it excludes Jager and that makes me sad
[] Other, please specify
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>>31456509
Drop it.

An and the reason we might have to kill Sin-Fin is if our continued.existence conflicts with her promises.and vague goals.

Like her getting.farther along her path might mean bad things unless we can divert her.

>>31456509
>[x] Other, please specify

order a steak bigger than your head.

Focus on assembling a list targets for power leveling

>>31456509

>>[X] Other, please specify
>>-[X] would you mind terribly If I went hunt some of your younger siblings to feed Jeager bombs?

>>31456709
>younger siblings to feed Jeager bombs
Jager can't handle the fuel yet. You'd need to, I dunno, convert it somehow. Like turning gasoline into wine.

>>31456799
Would feeding her fenrir first do it? Or is he stronger than an angel?

>>31456842
He's supposed to be a god killer so I think so yes

>>31456864
So we need to get her a wimpy demon ala "the me's daughter"-pre upgrade then?

>>31456864
However he's currently trapped in a box.

If.we can figure out how to.enter.and leave the box, we.com probably win.

>>31456842
>>31456949

Strength isn't the thing. It's like eating tree frogs. Specifically, the poison dart tree frog. I think Jager will feel full and powerful for a few seconds before dying if we give her an agel or devil right now. Heck, if eating the Soul King didn't increase the things we could eat, we'd also be dead from angel poisoning.

So, we find something that she can eat that also eat angels.

Or we could eat angels, regurgitate back power in the form of piercings.

>>31456966
can we eat the box?

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You signal the woman who is your current slave in this establishment. “I want a steak larger than my head. The largest steak possible and I want it both bloody and burned and with blue cheese on it.” You command. “In fact, if you could just napalm a cow that would be perfect but I am pretty sure they only do that in a particular half of America and that half is racist so they suck.” You explain and the woman makes a strained smile as she takes down your order.

“Say, Asmodeus, you care if I hunt down your siblings?" You wonder.

Asmodeus tilts her head. “I suppose that very much depends on the sibling but I am of a very live and let die sort of mindset,” She referenced James Bond. Plow her maiden fields. “So generally no. Have fun. Though I should warn you there may be a few who take you quite seriously. You know, that whole murder thing.” She explains.

“I am pretty sure she isn’t a maiden.” You point out.

“Wait, what?” Asmodeus asks.

“She is having a conversation with one of the voices in her head. She does that. A lot.” Jager explains as she takes a drink.

“Does she do that often?” Asmodeus wonders sitting back on her side of the booth.

“Yes.” Jager offers.

You decide to let the conversation drop as you go back to eating. You make light conversation about any number of things, you usually two or three subjects ahead of the other two. Of course it is never a simple dinner with you, is it?

“Jager. Would you be so kind as to pass the salt?” Asmodeus asks.
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As Jager, being the pinnacle of manners she is does so Asmodeus take it from her hand, brushing her fingers against hers. Jager lets out a series of delightful sounds which draw a few of the patron’s attention your way. Not, like, at when harry met sally levels since she holds it in but still. She shivers and leans further over the table. “Risa.” Jager glares towards Asmodeus.

“Oh my are you alright?” She asks leaning over Jager and blowing in her ear. One of Jager’s pupils goes wider than the other and you find yourself laughing.

Should you stop it?

[] Let Asmodeus have her fun
[] Stop the Fallen
[] Join in teasing
[] Other, please specify
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>>31457068
Maybe she could could eat Nephilim and move on up to angels

>>31457133
>[] Join in teasing

>>31457153
Maybe. I suppose it depends on the Nephilim. Mitt Romney would probably cause an upset stomach.

>>31457133
>[] Let Asmodeus have her fun

>>31457133
>[x] Stop the Fallen

Aszy, you'll wear her out and didn't you say it has a chance of exploding people?

>>31457179
I think these are the fundamentalists anyway, though I'm not sure.

>>31457133
>[] Stop the Fallen
>[] Mouth "Mine".

Use our illusions to mute.Jager's noises.

"There now you can be as loud as you feel like being.

That's what you wanted right? It's hard to tell if you just.say my name."

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>>31457334

Looks like leaning towards more letting it continue or/ teasing yourself?

This is correct?

>>31457492
I think so. I'm for it anyway.

>>31457492
Two votes for fun, one for join in, two to stop.

Sounds right.

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You throw up some illusions so her sounds cannot leave the booth. “Why Jager what do you want? I won’t understand it if you don’t tell me.” You explain.

“Stop her from touch-eep!” She yelps as Asmodeus fingers tail up her thigh.
Feeling concerned you decide to say something. “Say, you aren’t going to totally melt her brain out of her eyes with pleasure are you? Because that would be totally bad for my crew if that happened.” You explain.

“No, I am being careful to keep a really light touch. Why, if you help out she might even get develop some tastes which you might find joyous!” Asmodeus explains.

“You mean she might become Risa-sexual?” You slam your hands into the table and stare at her.

“Risa sexual isn’t- I mean yes. Yes that is what might happen.” She explains.

You both spend over an hour teasing Jager. You taking off your shoes and trailing your toes up her leg and playing footsy. You really wish you can find a cicada and throw that at her. Make her realize the wonder of hollow love, but sadly it is not the right season. Plus fenrir is happening so that is a thing.

You had just gotten a really good idea for shapeshifting something to mess up jager even more, Jager at this point a drooling mess on the table, when the waitress comes over and saves your wolf. She brushes herself off as you are distracted by the idea of desert and then she glares at you both. “Risa. I will make you pay for this.” She swears and runs off.

You ignore what happened to her seat and you get up with Asmodeus, paying for your meal and leaving. The pair of you big fond farewells and you realize you have a day to kill. There are any number of things we can do, but what should we do first?

[] Go check out the forest of menos, try and get as much information as you can about it for your hollow army plan thingy.
[] Back to the shrine to talk to someone!
[] Wasn’t there a mole we needed to check out?
[] Other, please specify

>>31457758
>[] Go check out the forest of menos, try and get as much information as you can about it for your hollow army plan thingy.

>>31457758
>[x] Wasn’t there a mole we needed to check out?

time to be even more Noir than MGNQ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jl3yWv0he0

>>31457758
Forest of menos

>>31457903
>>31457802

Forest of menos seems to have it for now so I will write for that unless suddenly the vote swings

>>31457758
>[] Go check out the forest of menos, try and get as much information as you can about it for your hollow army plan thingy.
Us having a plan? That's new, and refreshing.

>>31457758
>Forest of menos

>>31457933
can we be noir while we're there?

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You turn towards your shrine and take a deep breath. You could go over there and tease jager more, that is a thing that can happen, but you shall not. There is also that mole, but since it isn’t Akira or Ryouichi you suddenly found yourself not caring as much about who it is. You raise your hand and send out a wiggling, madness based train of go juice. You feel the wall between worlds and with an effort of will you rip it apart, a strange cackling laughter filling your ears.

You step into the world between worlds and glance down. Torrents of fire and screams cascade up at you as the universes hell becomes closer and closer to the surface of this world. You have no idea what happens when it hits, but you are pretty sure it won’t be particularly good for your skin. Hollow skin. What ever. You leap into the Hue Co. forest and find yourself in a landscape changed. Where there was just desert, now oozing pustules of rotting flesh and much shoot out pus and gore like twisted geysers. The constant sound of buzzing can be heard from the world around you, but not like the regular buzzing, oh no. This is bad buzzing. An evil buzzing.

From all around you the stench of demons and darkness can be smelled. Looks like Hueco Mundo has changed greatly under new management. Do we press on?

[] Hell yes. We are here, we may as well do what we came here for
[] No, turn back. Too risky.
[] Other, please specify

>>31458102
Go back, bring back ryoko and good twincy for a properly educational field trip

Otherwise, go sneaky and look around, see if there's an overseer around you can observe

>>31458102

>[X] Hell yes. We are here, we may as well do what we came here for

>>31458102
>[] Hell yes. We are here, we may as well do what we came here for

Rolled 64

>>31458149
>>31458166
So going to to forest it is.

Writing now.

>>31458239
Oh god, rolls.

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You take a deep wiff of the tainted air and decide it is not so bad. Your college dorm was worse than this, assuming you ever went to college. You up your cloaking and dash towards the Forest of Menos. The Forest has been tainted, just as the rest of the land, and you swear as you try and search for an untainted area.

As you go deeper and deeper into the forest you get the feeling that there are flies watching you. You eventually find an untainted area of the forest, near a glass river of some sort, and you start looking around. When you realize your eyes are piss you start sniffing. Your nose the sharpest of all of your sensory organs. You put your nose to the sand and notice something strange about the sand in this part of hueco mundo. Seems the sand is infused with more hollow go juice than normal.

You take a sample of the sand.

You then continue throughout the forest and note the more obvious things. The moonlight doesn’t really get down here, it had to be large enough. When you step on the black river you note there seems to be some energy generation going through the glass. You have no idea how it works, but it seems to emit energy at a specific frequency which calls to the hollows about to menos up.

You make a note of the energy, though there may be some trial and error.

As you look around, remembering the days you spent with Lucifer and the menos just being tall together, you get hit by a stream of sizzling acid. You swear as you spin around and standing on the crystal pillars which go to the surface are demons which look similar to Caede. They are carrying orbs which buzz, and you can smell angel go juice from the orbs. Some sort of “Beelzebub guidance system” you figure.

What do we do?

[] Fight the demons!
[] Back to the living world, you got what you came for
[] Buzz buzz buzz! This is parlay! Buzz Buzz!(Probably won’t work)
[] Other, please specify

>>31458423
>The moonlight doesn’t really get down here, it had to be large enough.
I thought the moon was kill. Is there another moon that we have to make kill?

>>31458465
There is the image of a moon that is just sort of there and makes light because navigating in pitch black is sort of shit.

>>31458465
Lucy fixed it I think
>>31458423
Run like hell and cloak up

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>>31458423
>[x] Back to the living world, you got what you came for

It is not safe

>>31458423
>[x] Back to the living world, you got what you came for

>>31458423
>[x] Other, please specify
Quickly shapeshift a limb into a message and stamp it into the sand before bugging out.
Something about telling fly guy to not be a tosser because things with Luci are patched up for now.
>[x] Back to the living world, you got what you came for

>>31458423
Time to leave

I wonder what Jaeger's revenge will entail

>>31454957
Did you see how tough an angel scrub was? Our scrubs may honestly not even qualify as ablative armor at this point.

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You decide to run. You throw out balas and stamp for Beelzebub to stop being a tosser right on the floor of the forest, and to inform him that you and Lucifer are cool now, then run. The sticky streams of melting acid splash after you, your regeneration doing over time to keep your smooth skin and glossy hair, which you just got done, by the way, as nice as they were when you got here.

You leap over a crevice, a trench dug by many of the tall guys lasering over countless hundreds upon hundreds of years as hissing, bubbling acid wooshes overhead. You think for a moment you avoided them when you see, lining the crevice, countless wriggling, squirming demonic maggots. They all scream as you approach and you have read enough of those comics you are pretty sure lasses are not supposed to read to know where this is going.

You reach your hand out and extend your will and fall into a garganta just above them. You spiral freely in the world between worlds and, before the garganta closes behind you, you raise your fingers in a vulgar salute to the bastard fly king and his minions.

You tumble out of the garganta back at your shrine and you see it is night, though with constant snowy cloud cover it is really hard to tell. Someone has shoveled your god damn walk and that means someone may have earned the right to touch one of your fluffy tails. Unless it was one of the chuckle fucks.

You look around your shrine with its unfinished buildings in the midst of repair and refurbishment and decide to…

[] Go see Jager
[] Make sure that werewolf isn’t sniffing around your short-fin
[] See Ryoko
[] Go sit in your chair made of orgasms.
[] Other, please specify

>>31458847
>[x] See Ryoko

time for best scrub!

>>31458847
>[x] Other, please specify
Give the data we just gathered to whoever is doing the science.

>>31458847
>[x] Make sure that werewolf isn’t sniffing around your short-fin

>>31458847
change>>31458938
to >>31458927

>>31458847
Find out who shovelled the drive.
Give the findings to science.
Try and figure out what Jaeger is planning

>>31459092
I support this anon's thinking.

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There is not a moment to waste! You go to the room converted to the science center and look for the robe wearing creepy person so is named, uh. Shit, I think we forgot her name. “Wasn’t it a he?” You ask. I dunno, they were wearing a robe! Play it off, we can do this.

You eventually find them and give a big smile. “Hey there. How are you? Man, it sure has been a while huh?” You ask pulling the sand out of you inventory.

“Hello Risa Schrödinger. What do you need me for today?” It asks. Fuck, it even remembered the little dot on your name. Shit shit shit, this is bad.

“Oh, I got this sand from the Forest of Menos. I thought it would be a good idea to try and make a sort of copy of the forest so we can grow more Hollows after force feeding them mod souls.” You explain. “The sand is a little weird, and there was this hum of energy. If you could make an energy humming sort of thing I can probably calibrate it so it will work.”

“I see. I did not know you were a fellow aficionado of the sciences.” He says in a female voice this time.

“Too right I am, made a right proper science sort of person. Well, physics which is really a more pure method of applied mathematics, but you get the idea.” You explain pointing you figure at her. “I am better than you.” You explain threateningly.

“I see, so you get the joke when you switch my name around a little?” She asks with a male voice.
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>>31458829
They'd probably be used against the nephilim. Plus, these would be scrub arrancar 2.0. They'd make better minions than the nofungami at least

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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! “Of course! Ha, ha. A most amusing jest. Indeed, your ability at those sorts of things with that kind of name is, er, very funny!” You explain.

“You have no idea what my name is do you?” It asks in a rasping cackle.

You stand there momentarily taken aback by the statement. You smile a little, and give some small laughs as if to brush it off. When you see your chance you kick over one of the tables and sonido out of there. You land on the freshly shoveled walk, really convenient for you really, and wipe your brow. “Okay. So we never go back there again and agree we never spoke to them ever. Soon we will change our names, move country, start a family, and we can put all of this behind us.” You don’t even know how families are made. “Sure I do. Stork brings them.”

Okay, that checks out. Next we…

[] Try and figure out who shove led the walk
[] Go see Jager. Her dark plans must not be planned in time.
[] Go see someone else at the shrine
[] Other, please specify
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>>31459287
>[x] Go see Jager. Her dark plans must not be planned in time.

just asplain we jelly she can big O when we can't

>>31459287
>Who shovelled the drive
Jaeger's dark plans will be revealed in good time

>>31459287
>[] Try and figure out who shove led the walk

>>31459287
>[] Go see Jager. Her dark plans must not be planned in time.
>>31459336
I like this plan

>>31459287
I genuinely have no Idea who this is, who is this character? what chapter was s/he intruded in?
I think I might have skiped it

>>31459387
It's a little person who will never replace Dr. Gangsta.

I think they got intro'd when we stopped being trapped in the plotrock.

>>31459387
It might be loki

>>31459387
probably the mole

>>31459287
>[] Go see Jager. Her dark plans must not be planned in time.
Quick check, anyone remember how we were supposed to make the nofungami morefungami?

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You must find who shoveled your walk. You prowl around the front of the shrine, looking for any clues about your mystery- “Wait a second, I know those blokes.” You say looking down the steps of your shrine. Wait, what blokes? “The one sitting on the hill and the other standing on the steps. Like, he owes him something.”

You point out a pair of young men. One of them is sitting on the hill looking surprised at seeing the other boy. Both of them have impossible hair for how gravity commands. The one sitting on the hill has his arm in a sling and seems to have been crying. Both are impossibly muscular. Where do you know them from? “The one on the hill was shadow boxing in the street with a mob of ankle biters behind him. Then the other one came out of an alleyway and they glared at each other, then wind happened and-“ Just as you say it their hair blows dramatically in a non-existent breeze. The boy on the steps evidently said something dramatic and runs down the steps, miming boxing moves.

The one sitting on the hill lets out a yell, tears streaming down his face, then he runs off towards the road. “Should, uh. Should I do something?” You ask. No, probably just a side effect of the universe breaking apart.

You decide that being so close to the stairs is physically draining, so you walk into the residential area of the shrine. You open the door with your foot and look around. The nofunigami are all sitting around acting like scrubs ought to. You see Caede brushing Zweity Bitey’s hair. Ryoko is nowhere to be seen, perhaps having gone home for a change. “Who shoveled my walk?” You demand, your eyes scanning for any sign of weakness.

“The handsome guy.” Caede replies and you sonido over to her.

“Caede! You are interested in boys now? You are interested in boys? You can’t be! You are too young! I will not allow such a thing!” You explain holding her shoulders and making her look at you.
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“I can be interested in whatever I want! Let go! It was the healer captain. Ryoko asked them to and they started posing like sexy firemen halfway through, I don’t know why!” Cade explains.

Seems Hiroshi, the healing captain who insisted on calling his LTs McSteamy and McDreamy was the one who shoveled your walk. Also he posed like sexy firemen which is, you know a thing. “Who all watched this sexy fireman posing?” You demand.

“Uh. Mari? Zweity? Me? Lots of people did, why?” You ask.

No one you can blackmail then. Damn.

What should you do now?
[] Go see Hiroshi. He is pretty cool despite getting no screen time
[] To Jager. See if she is doing something bad.
[] Home Visit! Time to see Ryoko’s place
[] Other, please specify
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>>31459387
The robe wearing scientist was a member of the shinigami. Specifically they are Squad 12: Captain: KAZUKI Fukyu (Robe scientist. Soul taker. Not traitor, just creepy. Alive)

>>31459650
>[x] Home Visit! Time to see Ryoko’s place

Lets meet her family!

>>31459650
Torn between
>[] To Jager. See if she is doing something bad.
and
>[] Home Visit! Time to see Ryoko’s place

I want to plot the death of that snake thing in the ocean that Akira talked about. Should we involve Ryoko because Norse?

>>31459650
Jaeger's dark plans shall not avail her!

>>31459650
>[] Home Visit! Time to see Ryoko’s place

I want to meet the ones responsible for spawning her and why they aren't they are and left her granny to raise IIRC

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Quick sketch of kicking the air. Keep trying to add things getting kicked, but it looks weirder when do.

>>31459922
Ha ha, cool. SPXP given.
>>31459877
You remember correctly!

So going to see Ryoko's house and wonder why her parents are gone? Writing now.

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You make a mental note of the unshaven healer character and make a maybe note beside him about letting him touch one of your tails or asking him if he wants something for it. Well, or not, I mean you are a dainty lass from one of the poor quarters of Jolly old London! “I think quarters is a New Orleans thing. We just have places which are by the river and piss, away from the river and piss, or by some tourist trap and piss.” You explain.

You throw yourself down the stairs of your shrine, your head and shoulders hitting and giving you a really nice spin as you hit the ground by the street, roll, and hit one of those cheap metal barriers which keep people on the road when they have been drinking too much because fuck stairs. You pop your body back in place and then sonido off to town. You hop over roofs and skip over rivers because again fuck anything even sort of like stairs. It starts to snow as you make your way to Ryoko’s scent and find an antique shop.

The shop seems to double as a home, with the second floor dedicated to living in. You smell ryoko bustling around inside and the scent of an old human soul. What do you do?

[] knock
[] Just go in
[] Go in through window
[]Other, please specify

>>31460255
>[] knock

>>31460255
>[x] knock

be polite, you must set a good example for the young-ins ...when they're around

>>31460255
>[x] knock

We might be an amoral genocidal god-hollow, but we do have manners.

>>31460255
[x] knock

Like a proper british lady.

>>31460255
>second floor dedicated to living in
>implying stairs
Oh FUCK NO

>[x] Other
Float up to the second story window with gravity and knock on that.

>>31460255

Turn into the happiest lizard, crawl in the window and sit on the wall looking at them.

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You knock three times, firmly, yet not forcefully, in a manner these barbarians probably needed to learn from England. You are the best god damn knocker on the planet. You place your hands in the small of your back and sniff the air. They ain’t moving. You knock again. Then again, and hear Ryoko shout “We’re closed! Come back later!”

You let out a small burst of go juice and knock again. This time you smell Ryoko in a panic, move down the stairs and into the front of the shop. She opens the door and looks at you, her face looks worn and she narrows her eyes when she sees you. “Hey there sensei.” She offers.

“Greetings Ryoko or Kyoko! I am here to offer my salutations to your grandmother and you to see how you are doing this fine summer vacation! How marvelous you look.” You say.

“Look, it really isn’t a good time, okay?” She says and tries to close the door.

You stick your foot in the way and stop her from closing the door. It hurts a little and you suspect she is using her berserker strength to shut it. You see a vein or two throb on her neck. “Oh, sensei! Your foot seems to be caught in the door!” She gives a fake laugh which you return.

“Well, if that bit of me is in there then you may as well let me all the way in! In for a penny, in for a pound as they say!” You counter.

“Oh dear you should probably just remove your foot and go since it is quite a sight to see some scary foreigner trying to force her way into a shop after closing hours! Why, what ever might the cops say if someone were to call them?” She asks pushing against the door harder.

“Don’t worry, I am pretty sure the cops here have nothing on the Bobbies. They would break your arms and throw you in the Thames back home!” You explain pushing against the door.
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You struggle for a bit, but finally you manage to slip inside, your feeling of victory quite the high. You raise your arms victoriously in the air and pump them a few times with pride. Ryoko sighs as she closes and locks the door. She walks around you and stops at the store front. “What do you want sensei?”

“Here to give a home visit! You and your grandmum! See how you are carrying on during your summer break, make sure you are not in any trouble!” You explain.

“Look, sensei. My grandma isn’t, you know, well right now okay? Can you just do this some other time?” She asks looking shifty.

“Unwell? Explain further.” You request and she rubs her head.

“This winter. It is draining and hard on her. She fell ill and, you know, isn’t doing too good okay? I can play with you more later, just let me take care of her now.” She says.

[] Want me to have a crack at fixing her?
[] Kay! See you later
[] Other, please specify
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>>31461022
>want me to get the healer nofunagami to come here?

>>31461022
Clearly this is Fenrir's doing. You might be related to Tyr.

>>31461022

>[x] Want me to have a crack at fixing her?

....where you going with this AE

>>31461022
>[] Want me to have a crack at fixing her?
Tempting, but I think we're gonna have to go with >>31461080

>>31461022
>Want me to have a crack at fixing her?
We can always kill her and tear a hole in her when she becomes a soul.

>>31461022
Gonna go with >>31461080 for this one, he seems almost reasonable.

>>31461131
no.

>>31461080
Seconding.

So getting the healer nofunigami to come down here and take a look at her is it?

Writing now.

>>31461022
"Oh right. Normal people don't like cold. Guess that means I've gotta kill Fenrir quick and proper.

Wanna help?"

>>31461165
>McSteamy and McDreamy glorious manly visages and dashing good looks send Granny into cardiac arrest.

or they'll just whip their penises (pensi?)and say "take two of these and don't call us, we'll call you in the morning"

>>31461080
...Using Risa logic, we're doing this so we have a grandma who likely cooks treats now, aren't we.

>>31461393
Well, that and the fact that Monologue told us feeding Hollows to scrubs don't help them at all.

>>31461393
for Snickerdoodles!

>>31461393
Also maybe completing a character arc will make Ryoko suck even less. She's already our most successful student.

>>31461393
Kyoko's a thing of ours, and by extension, that means her granny is also a thing of ours. And we don't like it when our things break.

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A dying grandmother! You should play doctor and- “How about I go get that magic doctor guy? I mean, they can use magic soul healing stuff and he can maybe fix her up right quick, or at least have a better chance than the regular medicine men of this world.” You explain to Ryoko.

“The? Yeah. Yeah, okay that’s a really good idea. Thanks sensei.” Ryoko smiles and you wave it off.

You leave through the front door, thanking you that you didn’t have to deal with the stairs, and leap back through the city. That was a terribly reasonable suggestion. “What on earth makes me qualified to administer medicine or treatment to anyone?” You ask.

You are a god or something? “Listen monologue, the only thing the dead need gods for is not something Ryoko would want me doing with her grandmum.” You explain. That is also reasonable. Too reasonable. “Well, having jager teased for a solid hour in a public diner sort of drained my unreasonability levels for today. Or at least made it woozy.” You explain as you approach the shrine.

You climb the stairs, pausing to vomit up chunks of bloody organic matter, and finally make it to the top. Panting, with snot and tears streaming down your face, you fall on your back and look at the sky. “Am I going to die here?” You ask.

“Ri-chan?” Hrioshi asks stepping over you. “Are you okay?”

“Stairs.” You answer, your unlife flashing before your eyes. “Hey, Lucifer did explode me when I moved on to soul society that time! Cheeky bastard!”
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“You don’t look so good, Ri-chan. Hey, need me to take a look at you?” He asks crouching down.

You shoot up and head-butt him. You fall back down and roll around in pain for a moment then get back up. “No! But an old woman needs your help! She is dying and Ryoko is sad about it. That means you should be sad about it.” You explain.

Hiroshi rubs at his head and looks at you. “Huh? Ryoko?” He asks.

“Yes. Her grandmum. Come fix her now!” You command and grab him.

You pull him towards the entrance of the shrine and stop. You look down the flight of stairs, the chunks of pulpy flesh you vomited up before wiggling and growing with a life of their own. You climb on Hiroshi’s back and point towards town. “That way!” You command.

“Yes, yes!” He says amused, running down the stairs without once nearly dying. How does he do that?!

You direct the shinigami healer to Ryoko’s house and open the unlocked door. Ryoko shouts she is upstairs and, once again, you climb on Hiroshi’s back. He is a bit grabby with his hands and your bum but you can’t blame him. It is a nice bum. You make it upstairs and see the old woman in bed. She is breathing heavily and sweating up a storm. Despite the fact she is in bed she looks like she is a lot of pain and straining. Hiroshi lets out a sound of considering, like a hum, and then loosens his robes in a way you are pretty sure is more useful on nurses and those with sex drives. Like Jager. She could enjoy this. Apparently there is a specific amount of chest that has to show when treating grandmothers of teenaged girls.
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“Stop rubbing it in. You are just mad this is a good idea. Why would I work at it anyway?” You ask. I don’t know! Your tooth becomes a magical guitar of insanity rape, what do you want from me?

Hiroshi’s rough, strong hands emit a faint green light and he pulls out some powdered mixtures which he pours in hot water to make tea of some sort. Ryoko is off to the side praying, like, to proper God. Capital G. What do you want to do?

[] Sexy Nurse time! We are helpful!
[] Comfort Ryoko
[] Just lean against the wall and look cool
[] Other, please specify
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>>31461700
Start sniffing around, Loki's going to be lurking under the bed

>>31461700
>[x] Sexy Nurse time! We are helpful!

>>31461700
>Comfort Ryoko
"I don't think YHWH cares that much, not sure about Odin either.

But, seeing as I'm technically a god, I might maybe be able to do some kind of miracle if you pray to me.

No promises, I have no idea how the whole deity thing works. I turned one of my teeth into a guitar."

>>31461700
>[x] Just lean against the wall and look cool
strike a pose!

>>31461700
>[x] Comfort Ryoko
We're technically a god, and we're closer to this place than any other one of em. So maybe if she prays to us, something interesting will happen.

and if nothing interesting happens,
>[x] Sexy Nurse time! We are helpful!

>>31461700
>[X] Comfort Ryoko

>>31461700
>Just lean against the wall and look cool
Be noir.

>>31461745
...
Seconding >>31461745

>>31461774
>>31461745
Yeah, honestly this may be the best way for us to help Best Scrub.
Or we end up turning her grandma into a shoggoth by accident. But everyone has their off days.

>>31461745
sorry for ignorance but YHWH?

>>31461965
>YHWH
jewish holy name for god

>>31461965
Christian God.

>>31462000
thank you

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“You know, you could try praying to me since I think I am sort of a god. I am pretty sure YHWH doesn’t care too much. I’ve seen him. Odin is a solid maybe, but still I am closer. Though I have no idea how my miracles work. I mean, I turned one of my teeth into a guitar.” How is that doing by the way? “The tooth? Still not grown back, if you will believe it.” Unfortunate.

“I don’t want to think about it sensei. I don’t really want to talk about that sort of stuff right now, okay sensei?” She asks.

Well, I mean, even if she prayed to you it would not be real belief but no. This is good. I mean, maybe it would have ended in an attempted force miracle before but this is fine too. “Wait, an attempted forced miracle? What might have happened if I buggered it up?” You ask. Oh, you know, nothing major. Just, like, her grandmother becoming a shoggoth or an abomination and hating the living for her unplaced being. Seeking the world for some form of delight which would end with her hating everything. Who doesn’t want that? “Ryoko probably. Seriously, what are interpersonal relationships to you?” You ask.

Interesting, to say the least. “How about we practice miracles in a less all or nothing situation? Or at least on people we don’t like?” Whatever.

You decide to play at sexy nurse. You reach into your inventory and pull out a white nurse outfit. You stare at the offending garment, but decide not to ask where you got it. You probably killed someone for their nurse outfit like you did that hat. You also put on the tricorn hat. Nurse+pirate=sexy. You assume a pose as Hiroshi does his work. You prop your leg up and bend over to pick things up off the floor. You are not actually giving him stuff, but you are helping by not eating all his drugs.
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After three hours of work the Grandmother is breathing easier and Hiroshi lets out a sigh. “She is out of the woods for now, but she is old. We can get her back up but so long as this winter is here it will be a struggle.” He explains.

“Can you fix her? We don’t have much money. Maybe we can pay you in merchandise.” Ryoko bites her lip and shakes her head. “No, no matter what it costs. Please take care of her, I will pay you whatever you need. I can get the money.” Prostitution? On your watch?! Like you never tried it.

“Wait, how many of you are in there?” You ask glancing up.

“My price is a smile, Ryoko!” Hiroshi smiles at her. “I wouldn’t charge you money for that. With the hollows not as dangerous anymore, it’s not like seeing the grandmother of a friend every once and a while will take up a lot of time or resources. It’s free, don’t worry about it.” He explains.

“Just taking charity like that isn’t good though. We have to work for what we get, grandma taught me that.” Ryoko mutters.

“Let the bloke seduce you with his kindness. It’s grown folks jobs to talk care of you lot, and your job to make sure your grandmum keeps kicking. If you really want to pay him back that bad, then help him out in the shrine and the like. Tell him where he can find supplies and stuff.” You suggest turning around trying to see just how many voices you have in your head.

Ryoko looks at Hiroshi who claps his hands. “Good idea Ri-chan! We can always use some help, and it will be nice to have some help around the place! Lots of my squad got hit bad during the invasion of soul society and the ones left tended to try for other combat squads.” He smiles.

“Okay. Yes, then please let me help out.” Ryoko smiles and you see tears go down her face.
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Ryoko wraps hiroshi in a large hug from which you hear the sensual sound of bones popping. You use your obscene speed to spin in a circle and change into your regular outfit in a blur, and shove the nurse’s clothes into your pants. You are about to leave when you feel Ryoko wrap her arms around you in a hug as well. You glance back at her. “Ryoko, you seem to be hugging me.” You note.

“Shfank you shensei.” She says muffled by tears, snot, and your shirt.

“Yes yes.” You say, awkwardly patting her head.

RYOKO AFFECTION GROWN
ONE DAY I WILL MAKE A CHART FOR THIS
HIROSHI ISN’T A DICK!
GO TEAM HOLLOW!

Once Ryoko settles down you and Hiroshi leave the house. Ryoko has decided to spend her time there more than before to watch over her grandmother.

“Well, Ri-chan, it looks like everything turned out well!” Hiroshi smiles

Indeed, so now we should…

[] Talk to Hiroshi you guess. He is sort of being a bro
[] Go see Jager, she has had plenty of time to think of revenge
[] Go see if Short-Fin is short again
[] Other, please specify
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>>31462406
>[x] Talk to Hiroshi you guess. He is sort of being a bro

we a doctor
he a doctor

tis only natural there be connection

>>31462406
>[] Other, please specify
figure out how many gods damned voices we have in our head

>>31462406
>Talk to Hiroshi I guess
So are those hollowfied shinigami doing? Also about how strong can you guys get, after that soul thing died?

>>31462406
>[x] Talk to Hiroshi you guess. He is sort of being a bro
then
>[x] Go see Jager, she has had plenty of time to think of revenge

>>31462406
>Go see if Short-Fin is short again
We haven't seen her in a while it feels like.

Not since the vacation?

>>31462571
So...technically yesterday IG. But yes, Sin Fin after we allow Jager to prank us horribly.

>>31462406
>[x] Talk to Hiroshi you guess. He is sort of being a bro

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“So. Hiroshi.” You say idly as you stand in the snow in the middle of the night in front of a shop full of expensive items. “How are you lot doing now that the soul king is, you know, nommed straight to hell?” You ask.

“Oh, we manage alright. We end up mostly just killing the hollows which are being bad in the human world and only use soul burial when it is a hollow which needs to go to hell.” He explains.

“That sounds like racial profiling to me.” You point out crawling on his back.

“They eat people and try to kill us.”

“Justified racial profiling.” You correct yourself.

He leaps over buildings towards the shrine, keeping you away from any stairs. As you approach you decide to continue your conversation. “So, how are those mask guys doing? The Visor shade sunglasses?” You ask.

“Visor shade? Oh, you mean the Vizored? We don’t know. They have not contacted us since the fall of the Soul King. I don’t think the whole squad is dead, but at the same time I have no idea what they could be doing. Your Japanese is pretty weird sometimes Ri-Chan.” He explains.

“I can’t help it. Words are weird.” You explain.

Hiroshi climbs the steps to the shrine and, oddly enough, the moving pile of lumpy pulped flesh seems to have moved somewhere on its own. You probably don’t have to worry about that too much, right? Hiroshi drops you off at the front of the shrine and you decide to go see Jager.

You wander the shrine looking for her and eventually find her in your room. She is reading a book on your chair. I see! She is going to sit in your chair to bother you! Wait, that isn’t much of a prank. You sneak up behind her and wraps your arms around her. She twitches and smiles at you.

“Hello Risa. Did you have a nice day?’ She asks.
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“Yes. I saved a grandma. So, what then? Are you going to prank me terribly Jager?” You ask, knowing you are unprankable.

Jager sits you down in the chair and smiles. “Of course not Risa! You opened my eyes to a whole new world of feelings!” She explains.

We did? “I did?” You ask.

“Of course. And I want to reward you for making me just feel so nice.” She explains.

“With, with your butt?” You ask looking at her side ways.

“Yes. And other parts.” She explains. “Close your eyes.” She commands

You do so, pleased with how this event is going. You hear a rope snap then you open your eyes and hanging from the ceiling are several Möbius strips. You roll out of the way to prevent one from touching you and stand in the middle of the room. You look around and find all viable paths of escape from the twisty ribbons to be completely cut off. “Jager. I don’t like the strips Jager.” You point out.

“I know you don’t like the strips Risa. Thinking back on it, you knew what she was doing to me. You knew how confused and little I wanted to talk about it, and you still kept on going anyway.” She explains pulling out a stereo.

“But. But you made interesting sounds Jager.” You explain glancing at the stereo. “What is in the stereo box Jager?”
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“The latest hit from your country of course. I thought you might be feeling sort of down about being away while this spice rock thing was going on. Anyway, I got you some.” She explain pushing play and a blasphemy against your nation fills the room.

“You can certainly laser your way out of here if you want Risa, that might work. But, I wonder what will be on the other side of the locked doors and walls. Something important to you I bet. Like, oh I don’t know, your doctor who toys.” She explains.

“Fiend! I just wanted to see my lustful jager-bombs making lusty sounds!” You point out.

“I don’t want to make them in public!” She counters.

“Wait. So in private I have the okay? Because your face when you get all half lidded and drooly and twitchy is…” You start to ask and you see her eye twitch.

She gives a strained smile and shuts the door. Leaving you trapped in a maze of terrifying twisted ribbons, listening to the music which takes everything you partied for and bastardized it, and prevented escape by placing your Doctor Who stuff in such a way that should you try and force your way out you may damage them.

Curse you Jager Bombs.

Why are you so lovely?

Hollow Quest Redux 63 end.

This seems like a good place to end. I am still around for questions, concerns, and comments
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>>31463342
Risa should a get a shirt that says "I haven't gotten laid since the 70's"

also, is beating up/nomming the Greek Pantheon a possibility? I wanna befriend and or devour Kevin Sorbo.

>>31463428
Think we need to ask Asmodeus which gods they beat up first.

>>31463342
Finally, Dream Walker isn't useless.

>>31463498
we also used it when we killed that traitor captain, the punchy one

>>31463342
>Spice Girls

oh dear god why

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>>31463428
It is possible but they are not really prominent anymore. No faith means they starve. Egyptian gods too except the ones which are aliens and built the pyramids.
>>31463569
Oh, I am sure she will come around to risa-sexuality. Then all those cicadas will have a use.

Gimme a half an hour to run to market.

Thread archived and e-book updated

>>31463641
>Egyptian gods too except the ones which are aliens and built the pyramids.
Things are about to get fun, aren't they.

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>>31463641
>are aliens and built the pyramids.

how much spxp are Predators worth?

>>31463641
Do they get some watered down faith from like the renaissance and shit, as well as that Disney movie?

Or does it have to be genuine worship and not just "thinking about that person"?

Also what's the deal with them Hindu gods?

They should still be really strong, shouldn't they?

>>31463834
>what's the deal with them Hindu gods
Don't they also have access to weird semi-divine spaceships and orbital fleets?

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>>31463834
Some watered down, but they are nowhere near strong enough to transform into a duck and rape Risa.

Hindu gods are a thing and based on the power of faith, more or less so yes. They are pretty strong

>>31464472
what about Shintoism?

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>>31464579
Not very strong anymore. Quite a few deities are still around, assuming their shrines have not been abandoned or demolished in the name of urban renewal.

They are able to survive, but not really get stronger. In the long term they are sort of fading out.

>>31464625
So what you're saying is that we should totally kill&eat them.

>>31464625
How about Izanami and the Shinto underworld?

Can we just find them and feast on their dwindled remains?

>>31464672
Some of them might be sort of chill. Plus you may want to consider feeding them to Jager or Sin-Fin.

Speaking of Sin-Fin seems to be less liked as of late. A particular reason or do anons just have trouble dealing with her because they find her shifty as all kinds of hell?

>>31464677
Afterlives are a bit different. The idea and concept of "Hell" is all one place so you can't go spelunking in there as it is the living mass of all human suffering and punishment.

Other afterlives tend to be very, very small because other beings started picking them over and the ones left are very well hidden, metaphysically speaking.

>>31464722
I like her, but it's like every time you bring her up, she's being even more unstable than usual and it's got people into a shadowruns deathspiral.

>>31464722
I don't know where that's coming from, as far as I'm concerned, Sin-Fin Risa unity was cemented she mind body and soul fucked the cap commander and we got the apple.

>>31464722
I hope we spend some time with her next thread.

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>>31464752
I can see that happeneing, but she is spent hundreds of years suffering for a small crime, and killing everyone who cares about her over and over again because of the command of a voice in her head. I really can't think of another way to write her at this time.
>>31464785
It could easily just be my imagination because she hasn't had any major plot arcs lately. The most we have done with her is discover her power of lesbians and she discovered a love of goblins.
>>31464794
Assuming we get out of the Mobius trap. Cursed Jager!

Good news and bad news time. I may be able to run a bit more often this week. Bad news next week is finalsish week so I may be a little busy. Good news I just have to work over summer break and I am not taking any classes so that is a thing.

Bad news I will have been running this game for a year some time in may.

I am uncertain where I am going with this but if the quest is still going then I will want to do something special. Unsure what. I thought drawfaggotry thread of some sort but my drawfagging is, well, as you can see. But still. One bloody year.

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>>31464885
I said as you can see. Daft thing

>>31464885
It may just be a case of "playerbase sucks at people" for this one. Basically, as long as we are sure she isn't about to flip out on us and kill everything around dead IG, we'll be fine.
Maybe if we help her find new goblin buddies for her goblin buddies to also be buddies with?

>>31464885
I guess it's because you implied that the stronger Sin-Fin gets, the more locked into her dark path she gets.

And that path leads to sad times.

We're not really sure what to do about that.

Also she seems to be a lot stronger than us so that's scary as well, because she generally seems a lot less stable than Asmodeus and Lucifer.

>>31464885
You did more or less say that powering her up would make her not her anymore. Yeah, her being sad all the time isn't exactly nice, but she's cool with us and we don't really want to deal with another super powerful being that might end up hating us.

>>31464958
It's not like we can't alter her path. We kind of altered Jager's path for the worse that one time.

We need to take her on the next spa day trip. Plus less self abuse.

Were we running around hell in the girly outfit?

>>31464885
So is God and all the angels belief based?

Like I know that God created the world, and all that, but did he still create the world twenty thousand years ago, back before humans got around to the whole society thing?

>>31464957
Ha ha, maybe. But even though she loves her goblins she loves Risa more. Soon I will be able to write a proactive sin-fin.

>>31464958
Well, all the paths can be taken with a grain of salt. You are on the path of delight and that is just as much in tune with randomly giving flowers to strangers as it is getting a sadistic, almost sexual, thrill from the feeling of breaking someones bones. In one case it is an altruistic delight, in the other a selfish. Sin-Fin's path is currently very dark because that is how she has been working at it for thousands of years, but it isn't necessarily the path she has to take. It will just take a bit of work to make her undark.

Anyway, locking Sin-Fin away from everyone else in a tower sort of makes sense huh?

>>31465024
Yeah, this pretty much speaks to what I said at the start. She has the smallest glimmer inside of her right now which is saying "Maybe it is okay if I am happy?" But she also has a lot of baggage.

>>31465042
In which hell in which girly outfit now? Oh, in Hueco Mundo in the nice outfit you got to match with jager? Yeah.

>>31465118
So we gotta grind us some social links.

Is it best done on our own, or is being around a legitimately decent person like Jager helpful?

>>31465118
How much of the divine of this setting is inspired by the sandman/lucifer comics?

>>31465118
Well shit. I guess I'll vote to bring her to go do things next thread.

>>31465118
And so we will work from there. Hell, maybe get Shiba in on it, she wants to 'wolf our Short Fin, she's gonna earn it through helping us make our Short Fin able to finally be happy, dammit.
Alternately..well, could we go in there? Maybe? Like with Jager? That could be interesting.

>>31465095
I suppose you could have picked up a bit of god's juju with the angel. God, the absolute final line, danana that's all she wrote god, is a Fact. He simply is. There is something horrifyingly wrong about God when it comes to the belief system as you and the angels understand it.

Angels are faith based beings.

>>31465147
Depends on the people really. Sin-Fin doesn't have much drive to go out there and be friendly with other people so people with strong personalities tend to overshadow her and make her feel isolated in a group.

Jager would be willing to help make sin-fin more out there and willing to go for things, but Shiba just wants to spoil her. In a way Shiba is smothering her with her lycanthropy. Ryoko would be easygoing enough but she tends to over shadow people in a grou. She could be talked to. Fuego is completely out of the question.
>>31465151
Ha ha ha, a bit. I mixed a few settings I liked together but the Vertigo comics mythos was one of them.

Making death plucky was where I had to sadly draw the line however.

>>31465181
Yeah, but you have to be careful. As I said, Shiba is really smothering because she isn't sure how to show her affection otherwise.

I am curious who people think Lucifer's mole is.

>>31465222
Well, Caede's the most obvious bet, due to her being demonic in nature. Fuego is linked directly to Pride, the Sin of the Morningstar. Sin Fin is Eve, and was working with the Morningstar, and let's face it, could still easily be doing so.

And so I see Shiba is a bad choice for us to use. Sin Fin...hm. Maybe we have to not possess her as much as we seem to do that with Jager. I don't know how to say this...but if we want to keep our Sin Fin, we have to let her make some of her own friends. And not eat them.

>>31465222
I figured it was Sin-Fin, since she's the only one I can imagine strong enough to actually back up the whole "keeping everyone safe" thing.

>>31465222
>I am curious who people think Lucifer's mole is.
Well, since it ain't Ryouichi or Akira, nobody really cares. They're better served keeping the riff raff off our lawn since we probably won't be getting a FB back from killing them.

>>31465222
probably one of the remaining shinigami spies (besides King Fisher)


also, the song stuck in Sin Fin's head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGRDnTySCI

>>31465285
But the problem is that Sin-Fin doesn't want to.

Like I don't know, I'm pretty sure we need to physically drag Sin-Fin out of her comfort zone, because otherwise she'll never change.

>>31465308
Okay, this is...well, frankly more likely than anything a bad, terrible, insane idea. But what if we asked her about Michael, her feelings about some of the archangels and Fallen that are chill? I mean, we know Michael's pretty chill with family at least. Hell, I was honestly wondering how he'd respond to Jager. Like, would he end up being like how Lucifer is to us?

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>>31465285
You can use Shiba, you have have to keep an eye on her. Sin-Fin is content to sit sad in her tower without friends for as long as it takes to do what the angry voice in her head tells her to.

>>31465290
Hm, I see.

Fun fact. Sin-Fin gains new outfits, hairstyles, and accessories based on who she chooses to copy her memory of. Because this is still, somehow, based on Bleach and Kubo loves fashion.

>>31465297
FBs come from odd places. Not everything has the power to alter fate.
>>31465298
Who we have forgotten all the names of ha ha.

That is a pretty good song.
>>31465308
She is pretty difficult, and Risa is not always good with people. I mean, you spent part of this thread molesting Jager.

>>31465382
>hairstyles
Has she ever had a new hairstyle? I thought it's been the same not-Ulquiorra thing this entire time.

>>31465382
It's been a while since we've seen anyone orgasm.

Also I see that while Risa is kinky as fuck, she hasn't quite reached fetish overload and looped back around to the other side.

>>31465382
Does Sin-Fin have only one second release form?

Like when she fought the Flame Wyrm, it seemed different then heartbreaker mode.

More... elegant, I guess?

>>31465398
We knew she had new clothes, but didn't know the hairstyle bit, I think. We should probably be more proactive though.

>>31465382
>Not everything has the power to alter fate.
Yeah. Right now we know that the plant and Ryouichi would be guaranteed FBs if eaten, but eating the plant is unthinkable and Ryouichi may be a shit, but I think Liesmith might actually be a better score. And we totally still have a chance to be a good mom hahahahahahahahah oh god I can't type that with a straight face.

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>>31465398
She gets them when she uses the power. If she uses Risa memory she gets Risaish hair. Jager, jagerish hair etc etc. Sorry I was unclear.

>>31465403
It is hard when you don't get any pleasure from it. I mean, what is the fun in nailing your fun parts to a table and shoving tazers into them if you don't feel anything?

>>31465417
She has up to four release forms if you include the memory devour. You are actually almost at your third release at this point and yours tend to be more punchy than hers.

>>31465434
Risa is not good people. But that is her charm I think.

Also, Jager is wearing one of the outfits you bought together. I do not know why this is important, but I thought showing change is good.

>>31465382
Radio Dinner from National Lampoon (1972) Risa would probably know it (or at least have a chance of knowing it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qrMEEN6WxM&feature=kp

>>31465434
Ryouichi and plant offer the option of fatebreakers.

>>31465504
>You are actually almost at your third release at this point and yours tend to be more punchy than hers.
>punchy
>not kicky

>>31465541
>implying we don't shape shift our legs into arms so we can handstand all day

>>31465504
In terms of power, what are the combat abilities of the captains of hell? Lucy is top, sloth would be a second if it got off its fat ass, what next?

>>31465529
I feel like Loki probably would too, but dat Liesmith do...

>>31465575
Well, here's a thought: How come Ryouichi still has Liesmith, anyway? We went back in time.

We still need to eat a minor demon, to see what they taste like, as well as figure out ways to get strong enough to kill Fenrir and save Grandma Kyouko! Also the world.

And we should still give crazy God gems to our friends and family.

>>31465625
>And we should still give crazy God gems to our friends and family.
Nope. You forget the part where Risa had to get modified to not just barf this shit up? The angel grace is all getting converted into the same thing that the soul king rock is made of.

>>31465560
In Dante's terms, Lust<Gluttony<Greed<Sloth<Wrath<Envy<Pride

>>31465642
I know that we can't normally digest Great Old Ones, but are you sure Hollows can't eat angels either?

There's a pretty substantial difference.

>>31465642
I don't want to give them away anyway. Our rocks. Ours.

>>31465658
Did you not read the threads or my post? The angel grace got converted into Great Old One rocks when we ate it. It's not angel stuff anymore.

>>31465625
I think I have an answer to part of that. I think we all agree here that Beezlebub's a bit of a cunt, right? We have our laughing garganta option, we have our little scrying portals into Hueco Mundo. Set a trap for a patrol, pick a straggler off through a garganta to the real world (possibly out of town so we don't accidentally destroy a place we like), and set up a one on one for ourselves with a hell knight that isn't Caede?

>>31465642
There's got to be ways to use our current lesser youngish one powers to process things so that Jager isn't nearly so squishy.

Or let her absorb part of something.

>>31465625
Take Jager and friends out for group hunting. This "give away our rocks" shit is a no.

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>>31465560
Sloth is first. It has the power to totally destroy and remake all other angels and all other facets of reality. It is omnipotent and knows all secrets, even ones which don't exist. It just thought being an angel was a pain in the ass.

Next is Lucifer, he who lead the rebellion of heaven.

Then comes Mephistopheles

Next Asmodeus

Then Beelzebub

Then Mammon

Then Amon

However the first is obscenely more powerful than the second, and the second is much more powerful than the rest. The rest are about the same level, but there is a slight weakening as you go down the line.

>>31465601
Ryouichi has met loki, but has not taken his deal yet.

>>31465625
You saved granny more or less. She is going to get better. Well, she will eventually die but time does that. Time ends all.
>>31465673
Well, it is being converted, but yeah.

You forget that god sort of touched your hollow parts to let you use it. There are people around you that can mod the soul so she can take a single aspect as her basis but you have to make her able first.

>>31465703
Part of us, possibly. We are modified, we are deific, and our soul, while toxic, seems to be alright with Jager since she seems to have...I want to say a natural immunity. She is our counterbalance. If she partook of part of us, then the part she took in could possible make power sources directly compatible.

>>31465740
>Then Amon
Hello, Akira

>>31465740
What are their respective sins? Lucy is pride, mephisto is wrath/envy, asmo is lust, beel is gluttony, mammon and amon are ?

>>31465771
>Mammon
Greed
>Amon
dunno

>>31465771
Belph is, obviously, sloth. Lucy is pride. Mephisto is envy, Asmodeus is Lust, Beelzebub is gluttony, Mammon is greed, Amon is wrath.

>>31465800
I really want to work my way up the chain in reverse order. Skip Asmodeus tho cause she cool.

>>31465800
Forgot to mention we met sloth. Are all of them bar lust and sloth still with lucy?

>>31465817
Can we at least abduct one of Beezlebub's other hell knights first? We can link gargantas to his realm and spy on it, after all.

>>31465831
Think we have to meet more of them, and some could be cool guys. May not want to eat them all. Kinda like how Michael was cool in his way.

>>31465740
it always bugged me how Ryouchi's parents didn't freak out when they saw Risa (before she ated them) they just jumped in and attacked (futilely)

me thinks the child was birthed with a special purpose, even before Risa came along

>>31465817
Belph would probably not digest well. They are terribly broken beyond reason.

Asmo is cool. I just originally wrote her as a one off but I am starting to really like her.
>>31465831
That you don't know. You could easily ask Asmodeus that however.

>>31465848
Beez is a shit and I hope we can kill and eat him, though. Or maybe feed him to Jager or SF or Caede.

>>31465867
Didn't Jager have problems digesting the last demon she ate?

>>31465800
Wait, Belphagor is your Sloth?

Holy shit, the Rap Doctor might still un-die!

>>31465860
Has belph ever gotten off his arse? If he was cast out of heaven, then he must have done something to deserve it. Care to elaborate?

>>31465867
Agreed. I also asked to abduct his demons >>31465839
, and gave a semi viable plan to do so >>31465685
>
. We have viable prey here, and I think we can use that to our advantage as we work to outeat the Prince of Gluttony.

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>>31465850
That would be a fairly close guess.

They may have been mormon. Maybe. or I am just shadowrunning you

>>31465867
I am surprised Caede isn't used more. She is, in theory, stronger than Jager. Maybe Jager is just more fun to tease?
>>31465882
Getting Belph to do anything is more difficult than every law of physics in homoerotic haiku hyperbole. They have the ability to erase all creation, except Him, but refused to do anything more than the minimum to get out of being an angel because it was seriously a pain in the ass. They are neither alive or dead because being one or the other is too much of a pain. Could they bring him back? They can do anything save one thing. Will they? Ha ha ha.
>>31465899
Being an angel was a pain in the ass. They did just enough to get out of the job then fell into their sort of there stupor.
>>31465839
>>31465867
>>31465900
Beelzebub is the worst of the worst devils, as far as the universe cares. He makes demons, he fucks with people, and he is a self entitled shit.

He is, all in all, awful.

>>31465932
>Beelzebub is the worst of the worst devils, as far as the universe cares. He makes demons, he fucks with people, and he is a self entitled shit.
>
>He is, all in all, awful.
Throw em on THE LIST

>>31465932
I think it's because we believe she works with THE GREAT ME the most and we just like imagining the two of them on family hijinks.

>>31465974
I will write omakes of that then at some point
>>31465946
Done and done

>>31466006
If we kill Beelzebub, can we kind of repossess Hueco Mundo?

While it was boring as fuck when we were trapped there, the whole "White Sand, Black Sky" thing had a certain elegance to it.

>>31465932
"Hey Belph, why don't you just create some scientist guy to pose as you and do all that work of inspiring humanity into greater laziness through the use and dependence on technology. Hell, if you don't want to come up with an eccentric, attention grabbing personality that's sure to defelt interest from you, I even know a guy that isn't using his anymore."

If we keep talking at him long enough about how all the other (semi-)divine beings are going to beg him to get off his ass for this apocalypse thing I'm guessing he'll eventually either do the minimal amount of work necessary to avoid doing anymore work (create something Doc-like for us and everyone else to bother) or wipe everyone potentially interested in chatting with him out of existence. I'll take that coin toss.

>homoeopathic bittob
Sounds like Belphegorian medicine to me Captcha!

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>>31466083
Words? Those are too much of a pain to deal with.
>>31466066
Certainly. Beelzebub is the primary corrupting influence on Hueco Mundo at the moment. You cap him, you are golden to take it.

>>31465932
>I am surprised Caede isn't used more
We're insane, so strength doesn't really factor into decision making.

Jager-bombs is bro-tier.
Sin-fin is almost bro-tier, but we like to pet her like a kitten that is also a T-Rex. She is scary and cute.
Annette is generally to be protected, even if she can fold space-time.
Dominic is also almost bro-tier, but he is like the tiger that bites random things but actually has no assurance of success.
Caede is kawaii desu. Also demony scented.
Ryoko is a human Main Character in a different, slightly related quest that we could also be playing.

Everyone else seems to fall into various categories of Scrubs that are 'ours', and we don't like other people touching.

>>31465932
>Why does OP keep disc ribbing Belph as "they" instead of-
Oh, he was too lazy to recongize himself as an individual entity and thus is some sort of quasi-gestalt race/prince of hell guy/girl/thing, right?

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>>31466083
>>31466106
>>31466106
What I meant by words are too much of a pain to deal with, Belph is lazy in ways there are no words for. You can't argue a case to him because listening is too much of a pain. You can't promise him anything because he can make anything he wants, he just doesn't want anything. He is like a 13 year olds Rp character taken to the logical extreme. If you can do anything and know everything then why bother with any of it?

>>31466136
Was he God's attempt at making a double?

Also, are Metatron and Sandalphon things?

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>>31466135
Yeah. As an angel he was a he, but now he just sort of turned into vague static and is a they.
>>31466108
You have made me laugh so hard my alcohol went up my nose.

>>31466108
>Timmothy
>Not bro-tier

>>31466136
Like David Cross in this sketch level of lazy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cku497rURF8

>>31466106
>Words? Too much of a pain to deal with.

Hmm, so sensory input is a no-no. I guess that would be a task for Lucifer's super secret spy Monologue since he's the only one of the gang besides inventory, but she/he/it's far to well mannered for this task, capable of the direct, unerring transference of information by virtue of being the narrative.

>>31466167
So was that angel about to unleash his terrifying true form?

Like that's still a thing right? Angels are really made of eyes, wings, wheels, and fire?

>>31466171
Alphonse would be bro-tier, but we're too over protective. We baby her almost constantly.
There's not really a tier for adopted children, is there?

>>31466167
So, rape-sloth is Sloth. That makes too much sense to be true.

>>31466207
Daughteru-tier.

It's like what Caede is to Dominic.

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>>31466144
He was god's attempt at something.

They were both former humans.

Metatron Enoch

Sandalphon Elijah

Unless I am remembering my Hebrew lore wrong.
>>31466180
Worse. So much worse.
>>31466193
Monologue? But what butts can lucifer offer that Risa butt is not superior to?
>>31466206
And other obscene horrifying, mind breaking things. Yeah, but you nuked his ass before he got to it. Then ate him.
>>31466217
No Rape sloth is Rape. And Sloth. And waiting in the wings. Just waiting for you to get right where he wants you.

>>31466206
The one we ate I mean.

Or is the whole bringing the wings out equivalent to their full power?

>>31466234
two Risa butts

one for business and one for personal

>>31466234
>Yeah, but you nuked his ass before he got to it.
Makes me wonder if we should spend our spxp on even more gojuice when we get 2 more or if we should save it up for Zero.

>>31466234
Which archangels are active enough to be noticed? There's always going to be the muses and such which stay unobtrusive, but what greater angels, other than Micky, are still around?

>>31466234
Are you seriously asking me if Lucifer could offer Monologue a tempting deal?

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>>31466267
The angel of death, Azrael, has a whole fleet of him/herself wandering around making sure those they need get into heaven and stopping the fallen from taken what they want.

Raphael, Gabriel, Michael are the big ones from the old war.

Uriel is an archangel but below their level(Still powerful)

These are the "Old school" archangels who were around when Lucifer decided he didn't like praising god and found his throne mighty comfy. There are modern archangels which, while powerful, are not experienced enough to be at their level.
>>31466257
Two risa butts would devalue each other.
>>31466276
Ha ha ha.

>>31466334
Is this the divide between new and old testament angels?

>>31466334
So is Azrael the guy who's running the border patrol?

I'm really curious about this third release dealio.

>>31466334
what about a slightly larger Risa butt?

>>31466334
So Great Old Ones and their ilk come from beyond creation. Earlier you also mentioned that Nyarlathotep was a thing. I am now imagining our universe as a marble in an infinitely vast space where those things just kind of muck about, occasionally trying to poke the marble for giggles.

Assuming our god rock matures, are we becoming like them?

>>31466376
Same.

>>31466399
>Assuming our god rock matures
I think we're gonna have to eat a -lot- more raw power for the rock to mature

>>31466408
Goes without saying. I mean the Soul King was a fucking scrub and his toys were hanging with a part of the Host. Gotta wonder what the real deal are like.

Chainaxes when?

>>31466435
When we become Magical Girl Schrodinger-chan.

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>>31466358
Not as of now. For all intents ind purposes Old takes priority however they all have their own personalities such as in the new testament.
>>31466366
No, he/she is too busy taking souls all across the universe. The border patrol is made of a company of angels.
>>31466382
How do you mean large? Risa butt is both tight and ample for grabbing/smacking. Just adding more to something doesn't make it better.
>>31466399
No. You are still bound by The Fact of your universe, or marble. Though them sort of poking the marble for the giggles is right on.
>>31466376
It will come when it comes. I can only hope to live up to your expectations
>>31466435
Ha ha ha