You look down at the still-bowing, still-apologizing NECO, keeping your expression firmly neutral, if not your usual dour look - before shaking your head. No, you tell her. She hasn't apologized to you yet. At least, not in the way that satisfies you."W-what?! B-but I already said sorry, n-nya...w-what else do you want from me?" It's here that the thieving cat journalist shrinks back, hugging herself, both arms crossed over her breasts. "UNYA! A-are you gonna make me apologize with my body, nya?!"...No. What? Where the hell did she get something like that from? You don't...what?"Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi, Volume 2, Chapter Five. Murder Mayumi defeats Sword Sakura by breaking her sword in half in three pages, and taking her to the hot springs for an apology," Noriko immediately chimes in from the sideline, flawlessly and confidently.When she notices you blinking at her, it's here that her voice falls back into its usual whimpering stutter as she blushes furiously. "U-um, it was really hot, a-and Green Green really went into detail with the ropes and stuff--"Ropes? Hot springs? What the hell has that got to do with anything--
>>31446138"Oh, yeah, I remember that, nya." NECO interrupts, nodding sagely. "I really think it was the volume that Green Green really hit her stride with her art and storytelling. She still had a few rough spots in regards to framing and architecture, but I really think it's one of the stronger volumes out of the series by far--"No! Fuck no! You shake your head here, gritting your teeth, forcing yourself not to rip your hair out or send a few rounds hurtling into the air with your Desert Eagle in rage and frustration. You're not going to make NECO fucking apologize with her body!"And why not, nya?!" NECO suddenly snaps, eyes aflame, both hands on her hips. "I'm just as shapely as your cherished Titties McRamenButt, nya!" She throws her shoulders back, thrusting her chest out, stretching the front of her hoodie even more. "I'm probably bigger than her by a few inches if we compare, nya!"You look at her otherwise impressive display, before reaching up to pinch the bridge of your nose under your glasses. No. That's...no. You're not even remotely interested. You just...you just want your proper apology. For fuck's sake."Oh." NECO blinks at you, before covering up her chest again, and you blink as she has the temerity to blush here. "W-well, I--""YOU HEARD HER! APOLOGIZE! NOW!" Noriko shrieks again, and NECO immediately shrinks back, crouching to embrace her legs and protect them from any shin-kicks. "And make sure you mean it!""Okay! Okay! Fine!" NECO goes on all fours in front of you - pausing momentarily to unsling her camera and place it on the floor beside her - and it's here that she presses her forehead to the carpeted floor. "Please forgive this lowly peasant, Matsuda-sama-nya! I was only trying to uphold the freedom of the press and the right of the people to know-nya!""HARDER! MORE APOLOGIZING!" Noriko runs up to NECO's side and nudges her leg with the toe of her shoe.[1/2]
HA HA TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS
>>31446144"You are really gonna get it later-nya..." The thieving cat growls threateningly, before pressing her face into the carpet again. "A-and I'm sorry for taking a picture of your first kiss with Titties McRamenbutt, nya!"...Well. Seems that NECO is really making an effort to apologize. Or at least, with motivation from Noriko.How do you react?[]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.[]Press her forehead harder into the carpet with the sole of your shoe. "Remember this. I won't be as lenient next time, cat."[]Other.
>>31446152>[x]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.Professional MGs
>>31446152>[x]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.A most satisfying exercise.
>>31446152[x] Take the camera and delete all the photos
>>31446152[x]Other[x] Take a picture of cat[x] "Don't disrespect my waifu, fucking cat"
>>31446152[X]Other."Delete the photos."and after that is done.[X]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.
>>31446152seconding this>>31446186then>[x]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.
>>31446138>>31446144>>31446148>[x]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.Also, official MGNQ-Theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQTq88Ie5sU
>>31446152>[x]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.Help her up.
>>31446152>[]Press her forehead harder into the carpet with the sole of your shoe. "Remember this. I won't be as lenient next time, cat."next time she loses her kneecaps while sayaka watches
>>31446152[x] Take the camera and delete all the photos[X]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.
>>31446152"Alright. By the way, what's with the tomato in your hair? Are you taking a side job as an M-Idol?try not to snickerNOW phone diary passwords. We have:>MIDOL>SIDOL>SLAVE>DILDO>WCORE>have we tried WITCH yet?any more?
>>31446152>[]...cat'll do, That. cat'll do.
[X]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.[X]...oh, and delete the photos. Lets not have another incident, ~please.~We can be gracious. But for Enishi's sake lets not let Neco have pictures of Noriko.
>FUCK QUEST running on /a/>The most exciting time of the day has finally come on /tg/Sunday is the best day
>>31446152>[X]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.
>>31446152[X]Delete photos.[X]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.
>>31446152[x]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.Firm enough.
>>31446152>[x]Press her forehead harder into the carpet with the sole of your shoe. "Remember this. I won't be as lenient next time, cat."Plus: say something lewd.
>>31446235I think we should let her keep the photos.Has everyone forgotten what Neco is doing for us? She's playing both sides of the fence and feeding us the good info. But for that to work she needs to be able to publish things about us that would seem like shit we would not want published. Then work our way up to compromising her journalistic integrity to lead our foes astray with information that is straight up false. People need to be able to believe it.Who gives a shit if we are seen with Noriko? It's nothing worse than what was aired at the concert.
>>31446237>FUCK QUESTwat?
>>31446152Step on me, Matsuda-donyooo~~~
>>31446152[X] "Homura Akemi"also: [X] Sweet high five with Noriko
>>31446283It's exactly what it sounds like... and a bit darker than what you would imagine.
>>31446152[]...That'll do, cat. That'll do.Let her keep the photos.
>>31446292I can't picture enything under that name except for sex, and that doesn't exactly help me. Also, quest threads belong on /tg/.
>>31446292So basically its not FUCK -Quest but RAPE-Quest?
>>31446307It's actually both, and everyone is a terrible person, so it's okay.
Except what was seen at the concert loooed like Murder Mayumi beating the tar out of three evil magical girls and was assumed by everyone not directly in the know to be a staged event for the show.
>>31446316[X] Remove memory card from camera. Give MC to Noriko, Ram camera down NECO'S throat.
>>31446322The only important people who say it knew we were in fact not in cosplay and just acting like our self.So I ask again, who gives a shit if we are seen with Noriko? I get that we want to stick it to Neco. But I also don't want to actively sabotage our self.
>>31446322Of course it helps that the Golden Weapon we were using was flashy, showy and totally out of line with our own powerset.>>31446357>who gives a shit if we are seen with Noriko?That's the question. While I couldn't really give a shit about our own rep, I'd really rather Noriko not become a target for crazies who think going after her would be an easy way to get at us.
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF. DAN, HAT, I'M SO SORRY.Posting from work on my phone, yeah!
>>31446357Noriko outed to her parents would care, especially after we were just talkin to Enishi about how bad that would be.
>>31446372See, that's a reason I can accept. Don't want a non-combatant like Noriko to get dragged in. That should be easy as reminding her that we have a professional agreement about what she publishes about us.That's right, look upon my blind optimism about Necos character and laugh.
>>31446392Dat pinky
>>31446412No, that's fine. So far Neco has kept her part of the bargain. We'd hear about it if she didn't.
>>31446412>That's right, look upon my blind optimism about Necos character and laugh.Actually, the fact that Noriko hangs around with NECO is probably her best defence, behind the fact that she has two very capable magical girls for sisters.I'd imagine that NECO's "unofficial "safety" agreements with Koobs serve as a convienient way for them to task an MG or two to keep an eye on Noriko.
>>31446392Pinky's gonna get ya...
>>31446412Actually, if we explained why it might be bad for Noriko to be outed to her parents, Neco might agree - they actually seem to be friends.
>>31446465...please. You think NECO doesn't know?Snooping is her profession.
>>31446448"Unofficially" we let girls kill people who fuck with their family. But I would rather they just stay out of the line of fire.
>>31446494Of course.Prevention is far preferable to bloody vengeance.
>>31446525I actually think that bloody vengeance thing should be a part of our official policy as Warmaster. After all, it would be hypocritical of us to deny anyone the right to kill anyone for any reason. Particularly reasons involving friends and family.Knocked one of our girl's kid brother over walking down the sidewalk? You poor fucking bastard.
>>31446569That's overdoing it man.
>>31446569It's Koobs primer policy, not ours.But she had tried to deal with the normal ways, and it wasn't working. And she had the balls to come to the Warmaster to switch Officio to deal with her revenge boner.Hopefullly she learned something about the futility of vengeance, though. And the slimy fuck she killed will serve as a warning about fucking with the Magical Girls of the Ninth's family.If we have to pay a price for that one, that seems like one worth paying.
>>31446162 >>31446174 >>31446210 >>31446217You let NECO stay in that position for a few more moments longer - before finally reaching down to help her up. She glances at your proferred hand suspiciously, as if anticipating your suddenly yanking it away just as she reaches for it - but she grabs hold anyway, and you haul her back onto her feet....Huh, fancy that. She's almost the same weight as Midori. Maybe just a bit lighter, but definitely similar."Thanks, Matsuda-sama-nya~ It was really gettin' weird just stayin' like that." The thieving cat journalist grins at you, not letting go of your hand. In fact, she even embraces your entire arm, and you blink at the sensation of one of your limbs being sandwiched by two warm, soft objects. "Hah, you're not really that noodly anymore, nya! Is this what training with Sayapyon does?!" She gives your bicep a squeeze. " Check out that definition, nya! It's like steel! I'll have to update my material on you, nya--"You tug your arm free of NECO's grasp, making the thieving cat pout. ...You were NEVER noodly, dammit.Anyway. You hope that she learned something here, and that she doesn't forget it."What, about not takin' pictures of important people even if they hate it?" NECO blinks at you incredulously. "But that's what journyalism is all about, nya--"No. That's stupid. It's about keeping the promises you make to your friends.NECO blinks at you again - and you find yourself wondering if she'll counter that by pointing out your hypocrisy, as there's a chance she knows THAT much - but instead she hangs her head, before nodding. "O-oh. Yeah. Yeah, I get it, Matsuda-sama. I won't forget that. 'Specially not for sweaty, greasy Noriko-chan here." She turns towards Noriko, a guilty grin on her face. "Sorry.""It's...it's okay." Noriko murmurs quietly, nodding. "A-and I'm not that sweaty. N-not any longer, anyway."[1/2]
>>31446569In some instances we do look the other way so far, but it has to be with good cause.
>>31446595Sometimes people need to have their hands removed for seemingly harmless inconsequential things.We strive to be good Warmaster.
>>31446629You let out another sigh here, and move to pinch the bridge of your nose again - before a sudden realization strikes you.If they're friends, and are close enough to act like this with each other...Fuck. So that's how NECO got into the Hotel like that. Noriko was in cahoots with NECO too!What do you do with this realization?[]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.[]Confront them with it now.[]Ask them if there's anything they're hiding from you.
>>31446647>...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.We should probably put it in the journal when out of sight from these two.
>>31446647>[X]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.NYALEDGE IS POWER
>>31446647[x]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.Gotta play it smart.
>>31446647[X]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.We're working on the whole subtle thing.
>>31446647>It doesn't matter. Seriously.>Also, check phone for diary entry time.
>>31446647>[x]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.Obvious choice is obvious
>>31446647>[]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.Correlation is not causation. It's still no excuse for NECO getting behind the scenes, and Noriko surely wasn't the reason NECO was able to find you and Midori at Mami's fuck-shack
>>31446642That's being a terrible one though. It'll only get more people hostile to the ninth, which has been doing massive relaxation policy all over Japan.
>>31446647FILTHY ASSISTANT'S COVER IS BLOWN
>>31446647>>31446647>[X]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.
>>31446647[x]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.So what's on our agenda with Noriko for the evening. Get shitfaced and show her how to have fun? Think her sister would mind if we showed her how a gun works and how to sight in a target at 750 yards?
>>31446647>[x]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.it's in the past now anyway, nothing to be gained from confronting them. I think.
>>31446647>[x]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.But write it down in our Journal.
>>31446647>[X]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.Uh, if we ever need to blackmail Noriko, it might be useful to know? There's really no need to bother writing this in the journal.
>>31446647[X]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.wooo, material!
>>31446629>You were NEVER noodly, dammit.WROOOOONNGGGGG
Hm, looking at Noriko's recent display towards NECO, part of me feels she can also be an S-Idol if she wants to
>>31446647[x]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.
We should probably make a relationship diagram about everyone we know.>Chiaki at the center, arrows spreading outwards to every MG>mai angel Midorin, Blonde Goddess of Promised Victory Mumi, Stupid fucking cat NECO>The three are connected, "great stonking tits"
>>31446722She LIKES being an M-idol. It's actually her choice.
>>31446647[X]...Conceal it for now. You can use this to your advantage later.
>>31446787fucking idols...
>>31446787I think she's in it for the praise she gets at the end of the shows. She'd rather be, well, she'd rather get the praise without being pelted with tomatoes first. She likes the result, not the process, is what I am saying. I think the only reason she stuck with it for so long is because she's shit at everything else.
>>31446779I have a full harem list. That is every character I would like to include if we went for the full harem route.It currently has 50 names on it.
>>31446802I'm rooting for Nicole, myself.
>>31446802Hurr durr that's bullshit, you don't just fuck people and add them to the harem. They have to work with the other members of the harem, all of them, or the family will end up dysfunctional. Take this a bit seriously if you could, please.
>>31446691Errr, people didn't immediately think of her when 'idols' and 'filthy' were regularly put in proximity? I mean, I wasn't sure, but I thought it was possible
>>31446647>>31446812I see you, Midorin.
>>31446815>Take this a bit seriously if you could, please.Iori isn't on the list.
>>31446833Now that's just mean-spirited.
>>31446823Needs more tomatoes.
>>31446823Shhhhhh.
>>31446833Who?
>>31446833>>31446874Soon, Iorifags. Soon.
>>31446915Forehead go away.
>>31446915Forehead a shit
Does noone really want to check for more diary entries?
>>31446945I wonder if DIARY would work.
>>31446945The diary's a little shit.
>>31446915I want to see it happen
>>31446915What's she gonna do, shoot her forehead laser at me?
>>31446945We're kind of in the middle of something.
All this reminiscing about ghosts reminds me about someone I neglected to add to the list. Fabiola.
>>31446972Headbutt you to death.
>>31446915Soon she'll leave the country? Soon we'll never see her again? Soon she'll make a contract and we won't be able to get rid of her?
>>31446997Speaking of the Garcia household, the last time we saw Iori wasn't that little piece of /ss/-bait getting his fingers all over Iori?
>>31447032I don't think he had a snowballs chance in hell. Unless the murderface experience really was enough to scare Iori straight.
>>31447032He sure wanted to, but there's no cure for lesbianism.
>>31447058>but there's no cure for lesbianism.I'll take Kharn and Souji for five points.
>>31447032He wanted to, but between Iori's attraction to Chiaki and his own personality, he probably didn't do more than hold an awkward conversation about the weather with her.
>>31447052It didn't, if the last writeup was anything to go by.
>>31447067Kharn's just omnisexual. Well, so long as it has blond hair...
>>31447067Kharn is obviously pansexual.
>>31447092I thought it was Chiaki that had the unhealthy lust for pancakes?
>>31447089Honestly she wasn't even that picky most the time
>>31447102Certainly has a preference for them.
>>31447100>unhealthy lust>pansexualIt's defined by romantic love, asshole. Don't you believe in romance? The romance between a Russian murderer and twin sisters or a bitter alcoholic and pancakes.
>>31447080You mean the one where she's worrying about her career being over as she's mainlining an international multimedia behemoth with one of the most popular Idols in the world?
>>31447125>vore>romanticOk.
>>31447142What goes on between Chiaki and pancakes is pure and beautiful.
Been rereading the previous threads and now I'm wondering about something.At first we were told that all of the Ninth's Culexus except Omegon were wiped out when Kharn witched out for a second time.But later on Sallaka told us it was Walpurgisnacht who did it.Well, which one should we take as canon?
>>31447138She probably expects it to be a flash in the pan, and then it'd go back to being just an obscure porn.
>>31447184Omegon killed them all and covered it up with memory alteration, but it got flubbed with Sayaka.
>>31447184The general release version is what Sayaka knowsThe real version is what Kharn did that happened during walpurgisnacht
>>31447184Both.
>>31447207Green is the danger
>>31447220Oh right. Omegon has green hair, doesn't she.
>>31447184Kharn probably witched out during that Walpurgisnacht encounter and somewhere along the lines the Culexus were killed. It's all Faust's fault anyway, because she wanted Malal gone.
>>31447138>>31447190Since this is something that became a point of discussion and it's not really spoiling anything/was probably just poorly conveyed on my part: this anon has it right, along with a sort of baseless disgust with otaku culture, Iori being a brat with control issues suddenly costarring with someone who might be more famous (and popular, and controlling) than she is, and her being generally insecure in her life right now. For reasons that ought to be obvious.I apologize for the confusion/apparent idiocy on the front of Iori being a whiny bitch, nya, and I'm shooting to make it more clear in the next one.
>>31447229Aw fuck
>>31447258Oh she WAS just being a bitch?Ok I retract my statements as that make perfect sense now
>>31447207>>31447220>>31447229
Well, Omegon is being kinda suspicious..
WaitThere was an Iori writeup?Was it last thread, because I missed the end of that.
>>31447279Basically yeah! I'm surprised nobody posited this theory before, nya.>>31447313Two threads ago. Pastebin's here:http://pastebin.com/atUskTfu
>>31447299She has been introverted after a significant trauma. Forgive her for maintaining a bit of distance. We have a habit of pissing people off and then forgetting about it.
finnaly caught hup with the thread!(tough it seems ill have to wake up 2 hours sooner) you anons dont mind if i join in?
>>31447336No need to ask, we ain't a private club~
>>31447336How do you feel about the long forgotten dead?
>>31447328>I was positive for a while that the awful little goblin that hung around the studio had already started selling tapes of me on the toilet. At this point it’s all but confirmed.How could anyone read this line and not think of Iori as a huge bitch?
>>31446138I want my Midorin time already decu. There better be hot loving scenes with Midori in this/next thread.
Hope the next Iori write-up talks about the performance during the concert.Seriously tho, tongue fucking DURING a performance?
>>31447336Your opinion on what constitutes the perfect pancake?
>>31447364Decu doesn't do that kind of pacing anon. I doubt we'll be out of the building by the end of the night.The wait just makes things all the sweeter.
>>31447366It's not like it was a lurid sex thing, it was for money.
>>31447366We're going to be chatting with Greasy for a while. Check back in November for Midoritime.
>How could anyone read this line and not think of Iori as a huge bitch?because some people are not too hot on being recorded while peeing? i dont understand all the iori hate to be honest
>>31447364Man fuck midori time, I want more misaka and you time
There was a Midori writeup on twitter-only for non-canon reasons, but you're not gonna liiiike iiit.
>>31447447Would you kindly remove the name please? Anonymous image board, yadda yadda
>>31447455*yuu time
>>31447455We should schedule more Russian imouto times
>>31447447She's a whiny, possessive spoiled bitch. What's not to hate?
>>31447477Misaka, Yuu, and the new robodog.
>>31446659 >>31446660 >>31446664 >>31446665"Well, anyway!" NECO cheerfully remarks as she picks up her camera, pulling the sling over her head once more. "Can't say this hasn't been fun-nya, even if it got a bit weird, but I've got a really juicy interview to get to, and--" She abruptly halts in mid-sentence, blinking at you. "Uh, Matsuda-sama-nya...?"What? You return her confused look with a glare of your own, over your Journal. Underlining your discovery about the thieving cat and her 'filthy assistant', before closing the small black book with a snap. What's wrong now? You were just updating your journal, that's all. Is she going to want to spread rumors about that too?"Uh...not really, nya?" NECO shakes her head, still confused - before smiling again. For a cat you have absolutely no reason to distrust, this smile of hers actually looks...well, pretty. Until she opened her mouth and started talking again. "It's kinda cute the way you get really focused on it, though, nya! Like a kid who sucks at Math but tries her best to solve her homework on her own, hee hee~"...It's just stuff you want to make sure you don't forget, that's all, you grumble as you thrust the book back into your Inventory. Things important to you."Oh? I wonder what's in it!" NECO insinuates herself close to you again. "Wouldn't it be such a scoop if everyone found out you were just writing Titties McRamenButt's name again and again with hearts all over? Hey, hey, gimme a peek! Gimme--hey, wait, nya! I'm not done with Matsuda-sama-nya!"It's here that NECO suddenly moves away from you - and you blink to see Noriko pushing her friend from behind, towards the door leading out of the backstage area. Her face red and her cheeks puffed out, straining with every step as she pushed the taller, heavier girl away from you.[1/2]
>>31447358Well, it IS what Noriko has been doing. Plus spitting into her drinks.
>>31447495"Go. Just go already, you'll m-miss your...interview," Noriko grunts, very clearly out of breath at the effort. "Thank...thank you for coming and showing your support...!"NECO shakes her head, her usual smirk on her face as she allows herself to be pushed out the door. "Nya know, you're lucky we're best friends, you know that?""I...know! And you're really lucky...I'm your best friend, too!""Heh." NECO looks back at you, waving goodbye. "See you, Matsuda-sama-nya! Let's have that interview soon, okay?! I'll have my people get in touch with your people-nya!"...Right. As if you'll ever subject yourself to something like that.With the cat safely out of the premises, Noriko comes running back to you, sweating a great deal more than she was earlier - but with a satisfied look on her face. "R-really...really sorry about that, Matsuda-san. Tetsuo-san c-can be annoying, but she's one of my friends, a-and she really believes in...what she does." She wipes her forehead with her sleeve, and you force yourself not to wince at the large damp spot basically making her costume stick to her arm. "J-just like I do."Well, there's nothing wrong with that, really, you respond. Everyone should believe in whatever they do.That said, if you're going to be a dildo and believe in being a dildo, then everyone is going to see you as a dildo.Noriko blinks at this, before nodding. "I...I guess so..."A comfortable, if slightly awkward silence settles in between the both of you. The kind of awkward silence shared between...well, kindred spirits.What do you do now?[]Ask her if things are really okay with her and her sisters.[]Say goodbye, and make your way back to the Officio. See if Kyuubey has anything else to do for you for the day.[]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447512Head home, don't stir up her past and don't go looking for employment from QB
>>31447512>[]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.We don't want to get involved too much in family affairs.Also, the best chair is waiting.
>>31447486The fact that of the idols we have met she is by far the least of those particular attributes aside from Noriko? And has actually has shown that she at times realises she is a bitch
>>31447512>[x]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.MIDORI TIME!!!
>>31447512>[X]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447512[x]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.HAHAHAHAHA NOT GONNA PULL THE PIN ON THAT GRENADE
>>31447512[X]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447512>[x]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447512>[X]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.BEDTIME WITH MIDORI
>>31447512[x]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447512[X]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.We've been a good little dildo all day, we deserve some Kong. drop off Mami's bike though.
>>31447547There is no correct choice. We can't go this many threads without something bad happening. We are overdue.
>>31447534She's still a giant possessive bitch compared to most normal humans. Hell, she even beats out Sallaka.
>>31447512[x]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.The question is just inviting trouble after our promise.
>>31447512>. Tetsuo-san c-can be annoyingTETSUUUOOOOOOOKANNEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31447486i hated ruri more and sure she was like that on the firs few threads but being hated like this for past actions is kind of hypocrital of us right?i agree that the obssesion was anoying but we could have handled that better. also:[X]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447534Ruri was at least personable when we told her 'No'. And didn't explode into hyperventilating temper tantrums over petty shit like Iori did.We haven't really met any other Idols, or at least not spent enough time with them to make a judgement.Unless we count Kyouske in his Krauser-form, but he was a bro so what the fuck ever.
>>31447588>i hated ruri more and sure she was like that on the firs few threads but being hated like this for past actions is kind of hypocrital of us right?She masturbated to us. In our apartment.
>>31447602Some people would consider that a charm point.Midori does it, you know she does.
>>31447512>[X]Ask her if things are really okay with her and her sisters.I vote pissing against the tide because you are all terrible people for not letting poor old Tomoko get a deserved bit of reality and truth right about now.
>>31447602While we were standing next to her.
>>31447512>[]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.time for non-officio activites
>>31447512[]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.
>>31447602Wot? When did that happen, or is my memory just that leaky?
>>31447602But that's just flattering!>>31447607I don't think she would dare, even if she'd totally want to. Alternatively, respects Chiaki too much to do it.We should probably make it clear that it's okay. Yeah.
>>31447607We *asked* her to live with us. At the same time we gave her a love-love bento.Besides which, we felt her up in Siberia and have actively taken an interest in her, as opposed to Iori's rather one-sided obsession.Lewds are implied in the deal.
>>31447602Pretty sure Midori would have done the same thing. She wrote fapfic about us before we even met.
>>31447607We read porn next to her, that she made. That's a bit like pissing on on your own rug when the dog is watching. Set a bad example to say the least.
>>31447627When we were going over the Dossier for the Kirika retirement. The morning after Mami dumped her on us.She was schlicking in the futon and moaning Chiaki's name.
>>31447512[x]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.We've been a dildo for way too long. Let's get back to the apartment, crack open a bottle of Kong, and relax on the best chair ever. Chiaki deserves some RnR after the shit she went through.
>>31447602point. but shes not that whiny now right? hey im not saying "go waifu that bitch" im just saying that maybe not responding inmediately with hate when she appears would help?Captcha:>here iksviedthank you captcha
>>31447512>[]Say goodbye, and go back home to your apartment. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well have an early night.Text Midori, tell her we are on our way home.
>>31447680She's creepy as fuck is what I'm trying to say.Also stop namefagging for christs sake.
>>31447711>Saying Iori ever did anything creepier than Midori.Seriously?
>>31447711sorry cant do, i like being able to recognize myself.okay yeah if thats your opinion theres not much i can do convince you otherwise.
....lets find Midori. better than Mami.
>>31447512
>>31447733At the very least use basic punctuation.
>>31447750Don't call Midori a slut, cat.
>>31447592We did meet about half of 765 when they were being backup for The concert and they were all bitches to Chiaki
>>31447512>[x]Say goodbye, and make your way back to the Officio. See if Kyuubey has anything else to do for you for the day.>[x] Give noriko a dildo. "A GIFT FROM THE DILDO EMPEROR"
>>31447733You do realize your own posts on 4chan are highlights even without your name, right?
>>31447750YOU TALKIN SHIT 'BOUT MAI ANGEL?
>>31447750Best slut.
>>31447766because we crushed Iori's heart in front of them in a semi public space.
>>31447765>>31447781She never said it was a bad thing.
>>31447582Madoka Kaneda and Tetsuo Akemi?Does that scan right?
>>31447750shut the hell up cat. go down on your knees and crawl, that's what you deserve.
>>31447765She should probably stop being a slut then.I think it's a charm point.
>>31447512[X]Say goodbye, Head Pat.[X]RETURN MAMI'S BIKE![X]and go back home to your apartment.Kong, Remov, and a hateful Diary App await us.
>>31447795Madoka Kaneda and Izumi Tetsuo. Yours would have been a great idea but it would be really confusing.
>>31447795Wow.
I have a hunch on what is about to happen and I hope it won't be at the end of the thread.It would break my heart.
>>31447795wait what? when was this? now that i think about it. we still haven´t meet the homura of tis timeline
>>31447799Say's the one who wanted Chiaki to step on you. Who wanted Chiaki to molest her.;-)
Is it comfy chair and comfy sexcretery-time now? inb4 Pinky shows up and ruins our evening
>>31447824You don't?
>>31447831inb4 she joins in instead of ruining things
>>31447831 Well we just ask Faust to help us and Midorin make some watermelon slices.
>>31447865Did someone say slices? And watermelon I guess.
>>31447831>Walk into apartment.>Shield activates.>See pic.>Wat do? >>31447841...Yes...
>>31447865>ask Faust to help us and Midorin make some watermelon slices.No gore please.
>>31447819>we still haven´t meet the homura of tis timelineThe conclusion we have right now on that subject is, "We have no idea and nothing solid enough to base any idea off of."Or at least any idea one could come up with will hold just as much water as almost any other idea. I think the only thing we have is that decu mentioned she is alive somewhere in the world.>>31447879Continue as planned, drink.
>>31447831 she is stuck in her new game of gambling with magical girl souls and needs midori's help to figure out what she should do, Midori must have a side quest for five threads around saving everyone she can from Pinky's castle
>>31447879point out the anatomy mistakes in the pic
>>31447901Wrong interpretation of the Euphemism. Though granted there are many.
>>31447879Ask her what's up with that weird leg.
Just a reminder for you guys for stuff to do if we think someone is an imposter:1.) If Midori, try the pulsing her and tell her to reply in kind. Her soulgem is attuned to ours!2.) Feel butts.
>>31447938I only trust the second method. We all but confirmed Wendy is alive with ass grabs.
>>31447879Put a new notch on my belt
>>31447032Probably got heartbroken and "comforted" by head maid.
>>31447938Chiaki's butt familiarity is better than a retinal scan.We should make a Warmaster's decree to familiarize our-self with every butt in our officio.
>>31447978rectal scan
>>31447978>Kharn v0.2
>>31447983>>31447990But we lack a proper scanning probe to do it that way. I meant to squeeze, not use the wicked prehensile tongue.
>>31447978What makes you think we aren't already? That's what the hat does. When it takes over we identify people by grabbing their ass then addressing them by name, age, rank, and firmness.
I'm sorry
>>31448057Braids so adorable.
>>31448057Jo-homu? Not fabulous enough
>>31448057It's great!Still no ponytail huh.
>>31448057Could we get a shot like this including armour?
>>31448057I like it.
>>31448090Short hair is best hair. Deal with it.
>>31448109I'll write it down
>>31448057Murderface's Bizarre Adventures when?
>>31448247
>>31447733It's not hard to recognise your own personal brand of stupidity, mate
>>31447917Magical Gilr Goddess laughs at your mortal understanding of your anatomy.I'm magic, bitch, I don't gotta do shit.
>>31448289um what?
>>31448247living them right now
So, I finally got around to watching Rebellion. Now I'm angry and wish that I hadn't. Tips for coping?I'm not even sure I'll be able to continue keeping up with MGNQ after that.
>>31448274Diomura is the best
>>31448328Get some rest. Things always look better after a nap
>>31448316Oh man, the point proves itself
>>31448328Homura did nothing wrong.
>>31448328My solution is to drink. A double whiskey or a good stuff bloody Mary would probably remove much of your care.
>>31448328Honestly, the end of Rebellion made me happy.
>>31448274Homu in the back of the car just makes me think of this.
>>31448328Coping with what exactly? It was a better ending I'd ever hoped for.
>>31448358Well, when I say "just," I meant "last night before sleeping."It's not better yet.>>31448374Goddamnit, though, we HAD A GOOD ENDING. She was going to get to spend eternity with her. But, no. Not enough.
>>31448374She did plenty wrong, But I can't find it in myself to completely disagree with what she did.Fuck you and your self-sacrificing bullshit, Madoka.
>>31448428The incubators would have gotten at Madoka eventually if she let herself get taken by her. Not saying that her solution was the best, but going up to MG heaven would have been even worse.
>>31447544 >>31447546 >>31447547 >>31447548You let the silence persist for a few moments more before breaking it - clearing your throat and saying that you need to go. Tomorrow's another day at the office, and it's looking to be as busy as it was today. You had fun, though, really you did. You still don't understand idols and their fans, but you had fun."O-oh, I understand, Matsuda-san." Noriko nods, smiling. "I'm...I'm really happy you came to see the show, even if it was just the l-latter half..." She brings out the boxed figure you signed earlier, hugging it to her chest. "Matsuda-san coming to watch me perform, it...it felt that it was okay, that no one else from my family wanted to see my concert." She giggles here, a strange, strangled sound seemingly coming from her nose. "I-I mean, I know at least one of them would've tried to watch, but she's just really busy where she is, so..."...Ah. Well...yeah. That's...hnn.You have no idea what to say here, so you make up for your silence by patting her on the head again.The promises you make, really. One of them is going to see you dead someday, either by the person you made them to or by your own hand.After an equally-awkward goodbye, you leave Noriko backstage, to be surrounded once more by her adoring public. You return Mami's bike to the Ninth Officio Headquarters' parking lot, before having yourself ferried back to your apartment via a chauffered company car. Kyuubey did give you the rest of the day off, so you may as well settle in early and have an early night. If they need you, they can certainly just call you up and drag you back into your office.[1/2]
>>31448448Especially if heaven ended up being run by incubators
>>31448450>[1/2]fuck
>>31448450>"Matsuda-san coming to watch me perform, it...it felt that it was okay, that no one else from my family wanted to see my concert." She giggles here, a strange, strangled sound seemingly coming from her nose. "I-I mean, I know at least one of them would've tried to watch, but she's just really busy where she is, so..."Ooof. Right in the feels.
>>31448450As you make your way through your floor - strolling quickly past your neighbors - it's here that you notice that the door to your apartment is slightly ajar. As if someone had stepped in, and foregot to shut it close all the way. By what you can see from under the door, the inside of your apartment is completely unlit, with not a single light turned on.Your eyes go wide the very slightest bit as a wave of deja vu washes over you.Something exactly like this, long ago. Four lifetimes ago. An innate sense of something being very horribly wrong behind Door Number One. Muffled screaming coming from the inside, interrupted by concussive blasts of force.The stench of blood and gore festering in your lungs as you step inside, a cold gun grasped firmly in your hands.Finding someone you love grievously wounded and fighting for her life....No. No. Not now. Not when things were going alright.[]Calm down. Midori just probably forgot to shut the door. A silly mistake you'll have to scold her about, but nothing more than that. No need to be a dildo - just step into your apartment and call out her name like a regular jackoff.[]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448513Maybe we could mention this to Enishi. I am sure the two of them can keep it secret.
>>31448529>[X]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448529>[X]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.HAPPENING
>>31448529>[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.GO TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
>>31448529>[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.Just make sure to check your targets before shooting.
>>31448529>Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. if you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448529>[]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.Our gut has been wrong before. pls pls pls be wrong this time.
>>31448529[X]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.Noir Time
>>31448529[X]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448529>[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.Storm own apartment.
>>31448570wait.Soul Gem link.We should know exactly where Midori is.
>>31448529>[]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448593Oh shit, this.>>31448529>[x] Check your soul gem link with Midorin.
>>31448529>>31448575Addendum:[X] Turn on the lights.
Calling it.It is going to be a surprise party to congratulate us on officially becoming warmaster.We are going to shoot Kyouko in the face when she sets off a party popper after we enter.
>>31448529[X]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.I don't like where this is going.
>>31448529>Your eyes go wide the very slightest bit as a wave of deja vu washes over you.>>Something exactly like this, long ago. Four lifetimes ago.Well... that's unusuallly specific
>>31448529>[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.If were right, good. If we're wrong, we still got justification.
>>31448529[x] You can see through Midori's eyes or some shit right? Thats what Coobs said at least. Do that now.
>>31448529[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.Into the breach!
>>31448529>[x]Check soul Gem for Midori's status
>>31448529>[x]Calm down. Midori just probably forgot to shut the door. A silly mistake you'll have to scold her about, but nothing more than that. No need to be a dildo - just step into your apartment and call out her name like a regular jackoff.
>>31448529Inb4 this is a surprise party. Better laugh it off if that's the case.
>>31448593Supporting Soul Gem link checking before we start shooting people.
>>31448529>[x] Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.>[x] Triggerfinger set to maximum twitch. First thing we see gets shot.
>>31448529>[ x ]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.Be ready for the worst, that way if you are surprised, it may only be a pleasent one.
>[x]Check soul Gem for Midori's status
>>31448633Then, Time Stop if need be.
>>31448529[x] Use link with Midori
>>31448617Probably, but can we risk it?>>31448620I am a bit uncertain what this refers to? Did anyone get it? Explain please?
Absolute unanimity is so rare. Yet so very good.
>>31448658Mami's apartment at the very beginning.
>>31448529[X]Keep the gun down but don't holster it, sweep the premises until we find Midori or someone that needs to be shot. Let's not take any chances here. If it is just dojikko Midori we aren't going to shoot her; if it's an intruder/enemy we can snap-fire as needed.
>>31448661Its not good at all, because we have a smarter option than just blindly charging in. Something that was meant for these kinds of situations, that people have forgotten about.
>>31448529[x]Calm down. Midori just probably forgot to shut the door. A silly mistake you'll have to scold her about, but nothing more than that. No need to be a dildo - just step into your apartment and call out her name like a regular jackoff.
>>31448658So far we've been mindwiped/mindwiped ourselves about 4 times during the quest. One of the first incidences when we first woke up was Mami fighting a witch in our apartment
>>31448529[x] Use soul gem link with Midori
>>31448677Well, the option says "prepare" to charge in.Presumably that means Chiaki will be atleast somewhat smart about it instead of shooting everyone that moves incase it is a surprise party.
>>31448529 >[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448529[X] MORNING RESCUE
>>31448529[x] Use soul gem link with MidoriLet's not fuck this up.
seems like you all forgot what happen in Mamis apartment during the first thread.
>>31448529[x] Check soul Gem for Midori's status
>>31448593Right, this first
>>31448661If there is one thing MGNQ fosters well, it's unusual amounts of paranoia.
>>31448529>[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.
>>31448529[X] Check Midori's gem.
>>31448729What do you mean -unusual-...?
>>31448529[]Calm down. Midori just probably forgot to shut the door. A silly mistake you'll have to scold her about, but nothing more than that. No need to be a dildo - just step into your apartment and call out her name like a regular jackoff.Calm the fuck down. We were wrong once before, and if it was an actual ambush the door wouldn't be still open like an amateur was doing this.
>>31448646NO SHOOTING MIDORI
>>31448529[x] check the soul gem link first
>>31448529[x]Check soul Gem for Midori's status
>>31448752We've pissed off our fair share of amateurs however.
>>31448788Oh please. Who HAVEN'T we pissed off?
>>31448529To merge the votes together:[X] Check our link with Midori's Soul Gem[X] Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill.> [X] Open the lights.
>>31448529I AM POSTING THIS PARTICULAR BANNER FOR NO REASON AT ALLDO NYOT BE ALARMED
>>31448803Well, I was addressigng a specific issue with the door being left open as an amateur mistake. An amateur with a gun can still kill you.
>>31448529[X] Adding the soulgem link check to my previous "charge in" vote.
>>31448803Strauss. As far as we remember.Malal pissed her off something terrible though.
>>31448529>[x]Check soul Gem for Midori's statusMight as well.
>>31448644>>31448617>coobs gives us a ticket to noriko's performance>is okay with us going, even if we blow off the other two meetings. >Kyoko conspicuously absent from remeberance event>Mami lets us use her bike so we go to the last half of the concert. >all this ensures we stay away from the apartment all day. ...shit. Change this >>31448673 to[X] ping Midori's soul gem, if uninjured put the gun away and call out for her.
>>31448820PANIC!
>>31448820...and we should trust you why?>>31448809....and look inside the lights?
>>31448820>copper and crimson now canon
>>31448821>An amateur with a gun can still kill you.Though admittedly it's a lot harder for an amateur with a gun to kill a Meguca, though still within the realms of probability.
>>31448529>[x]Get a gun and prepare to charge in, ready to kill. If you're lucky, Midori may still be alive when you get to her.>[x] remember trigger discipline. Don't be a shit
I hope we put a hundred rounds into our own cake.
Alright! Pausing thread for now! Thread to continue Wednesday night! I've got a four-day holiday coming up, so we'll have threads every single night then!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! We don't have any writeups for today, so questions answered before I go to bed!
>>31448841Most light switches are (or should be) placed where you can flick them on as you enter a room, normally the side of the door that doesn't have hinges.That's what I assume in this case.
>>31448880Stop that.
>>31448855We remember trigger discipline even when we don't remember our own name.
>>31448529[]Calm down. Midori just probably forgot to shut the door. A silly mistake you'll have to scold her about, but nothing more than that. No need to be a dildo - just step into your apartment and call out her name like a regular jackoff
>>31448880How did you learn to be so evil with cliffhangers! Heh.
>>31448880I hate you Decu.
I really hope we didn't fuck this up. Being careless and charging in with a gun are both wrong answers.>>31448841"Turn on the lights" translates as "Open the lights" in a few languages. Probably just not a native anglophone.
>>31448880Damnit Decu!
>>31448880You are a bad man, Decu.
>>31448880>Thread only been going for three hours>NECO saying stop thatIs this legit?
>>31448880So you're saying that there might be a thread coming up at some point this week?
>>31448649Can we even do that?
>>31448880How/when did Kharn get her title of betrayer?
>>31448931>>31448932Hardly. That is a perfectly placed chapter break
>>31448880Thanks for running!
>>31448943This is legit and he needs to FUCKING STOP IT
>>31448880Aaaaaaaaaah!Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Now I'll worry about this until the next thread...Aaaaaaah!
>>31448943To be fair, he started two hours later than usual and it usually ends between now and an hour from now.
>>31448880GODDAMMIT DECU and thanks for tonight.Holy week?
>>31448885No.>>31448922Hahaha, it's not really deliberate, I just need to sleep early tonight!>>31448947Yes!
>>31449014I swear to god I will find the biggest dragon dildo and I will come up there.YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO POST CLIFFHANGERS ON THINGS YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT
>>31449020How does it feel, cat?
>>31448880Were the changes to Chiaki's character a result of the players decision, or was it because of how your own plans?
>>31449020Where may I donate to this dildo/plane ticket fund?
>>31449032whatever I'm over itScreaming Lessons always makes me feel better. Legless moe.
Wonder if this is Wendy rooting around in Murderface's apartment. You know, for research.
>>31449065And by research you mean used panties right?
>>31449046I would say both, but more along the former, really!
>>31449014Didnt we sent a message to Iori after Ruri mission ? Did she awshered it ?
>>31449056>Screaming LessonsIs that what the kids are calling it these days?
>>31449088Don't mess with me right nyow, Snowflake. I regularly score 100 on punching machines, nya.
Heyo.For anyone not on twitter, here's the progress on the thread 200 pic so far! Still missing:-prose magica girls-a certain girl who still hasn't picked out her costumeBoth will be added to the bottom.
>>31448951i think so? i mean didnt QB do some bastard-alien-cat magic to synchronyze or something? we can basically "borrow" her senses, check on her status and if we felt so inclined make her explode. kinda like what QB has with his contractees.
>>31449103Holy cake are you drawing Wendy seriously Dan? I never thought I'd see the day~
>>31449103Jesus, we're only five threads away from thread 200.
>>31449103Looks great so far!
>>31449103Looks amazing.
>>31449103Looking good!
>>31449103If that's Kumatora below Mami and above Neco, I think she was supposed to use a katana, but don't quote me on that.
>>31449103>That NECO faceheheh
>>31449080Planning anything special for the 200th thread?
>>31449103>Thread 195>Daily threads starting on WednesdayYou've got until Sunday, if Decu takes advantage of his holidays.
>>31449189AAAH! AAAAAAAH! I haven't even started! This is the point were I give up and decide not to do anything because I'll never make it in time
>>31449163Can someone confirm re: Kumatora's using a sword?All error reports greatly appreciated.
>>31449201I believe in you hat!
>>31449201Just do the same thing as always, Midori and Chiaki being cute
>>31449189
>>31449163Wait, I thought Kumatora was Vindicare?
>>31449201We all beleive in you, Hat.
>>31449201Finish the height chart.
>>31449236I think she was introduced as one, but she's definitely an Eversor now.
>>31449103This looks like its going to be amazing when it's done.Someone point out where Kumatora is in there for me, I'm struggling to find her around the write-up characters.
>>31449201>>31449226Just believe.
>>31449236Nope, she's an Eversor. Don't know about the weapon, but I'd imagine Hat's right.
>>31448880see >>31448953plz
>>31449205>>31449236Well, I remember having a lot of conversations with Decu about Vindicare Murderface training Eversor Kumatora a long time ago... and during the recent date there were points where Chiaki mentioned "eversor physiology" while Kyouko and Kumatora were sparring.I'm completely certain she's an eversor.It's the weapon that I'm iffy on
>>31449266Huh, I thought that she'd be a Vindicare. You know, being Chiaki's protege and all.
>>31449255Between Mami and NECO. All of the writeup characters seem to be at the very bottom.
>>31449276Wiki confirms she's an eversor.
>>31449276>"eversor physiology" while Kyouko and Kumatora were sparringWell, I guess cross classing isn't completely unknown, but I would have assumed the eversor physiology would have been in reference to Kyoko.>>31449303To be fair, Chiaki was a lousy trainer.
>>31449201Maybe some compensation voting banners...? No pressure~
>>31449303Less protege, more unlucky sod who got stuck with Murderface as here offical officio sempai.
>>31449026ok where is this from and before anyone says anything my google fu is shit.
>>31449351I actually had to dig up my old laptop out of the closet. Turns out the banner file I have on this new laptop is out of date, so my template is very incomplete.I should have some new banners over the course of the week.
>>31449378Though, as compensation she did kind of wind up with Kyoko and Mami as her "unofficial" ones.I guess that might explain why she wound up an Eversor.
>>31449396Thank you~ >>31449395Screaming Lessons, or Zekkyou Gakkyuu.
>>31449395My google-fu says it is Zekkyō Gakkyū.
>>31449395Zekkyou Gakkyuu. Found it just by googling Screaming Lessons. Your G-Fu really is shit.
>>31449396Let's see... Misaka, Yuu, Kirika, Kharn, Amber, Kumatora. Well , there's certainly no shortage of characters to choose from
>>31449103Fun game : figure out who's who before Dan starts adding details.
>>31449442There was a list of the most requested banner characters a while back. I think most of those were on it.
>>31449103You already know how I feel about this! It's spectacular!>>31449180Most definitely!>>31449276She uses punches and kicks, mostly! She's Black Rock Shooter combined with Minami Kotaro, Kamen Rider Black.
>>31449079Pantology is a perfectly valid school of science. If we don't document the underwear of today, how will future generations know?
>>31449103I can't recognize any of the characters at the bottom.
>>31449442>>31449467And Enishi now that we actually have seen what she looks likeNeco has some serious body image issues if that was considered fat.
>>31449442My list (which I actually, GASP, wrote down this time) says: Strauss (talk to archival), Kharn (maybe), Amber, Ruri (maybe), Fran, Kumatora, Yuu (maybe) and Enishi
>>31449495It was mostly Noriko being petty and NECO going along with it.
>>31449495I thought it was more that Enishi used to be much heavier, and is somewhat sensitive about it.
>>31449477>She uses punches and kicks, mostly! She's Black Rock Shooter combined with Minami Kotaro, Kamen Rider Black.Well, I guess now I have to draw Kumatora doing a Rider Kick...
>>31449483They're from Attarou's writeups. It does seem strange that a writefag that's only been around for a few months gets so much real estate...
>>31449512Nice cover, but that makes sense.
>>31449477Speaking of her teaching skills, how did Chiaki do with Kuma?
>>31449495I think that NECO really does have some bizarre body image issues. She calls Midori fat then brags that she's bigger than her.
>>31449523I thought only two of them were? On the right is Enishi and Rea.
>>31449477>She uses punches and kicks, mostly!Time to give her a taste for flesh of fallen angels.
>>31449545Midori does also have a booty to go with the tits.Neco probably has a flat man ass.
>>31449496I see no mention of our best imouto, Hat.
>>31449545Probably less about herself and more about her being jealous. And catty.
>>31449550My mistake. I couldn't really tell at this stage.
>>31449538Kuma learned a lot about fighting dirty from Chiaki, basically stuff that even Sayaka would frown on. I was planning on a Kuma flashback/POV quest to show that kind of thing, but it got pushed off to the side for more important plot stuff. >>31449545She was talking about breast sizes!
>>31449585Misaka is not included because it would involve modifying the template far too much. It's also the reason why Yuu has a "maybe" next to her.They're too tiny
>>31449523I only mentioned two characters to Dan, so the other two aren't mine.Speaking of writeup characters, are any of the girls from the Sixteenth in there yet?
>>31449619But tiny is cute though.
>>31449694I haven't heard anything about the Sixteenth yet in regards to this, myself.
>>31449694I'm pretty sure Dan doesn't read the writeups, which is why he had to ask for prominent characters. Nobody mentioned them last thread and individuals didn't get a ton of screentime during the Big Shell mission.
>>31449694>>31449724References, please!>>31449759It's true. Sorry. : <
>>31449774It's on Rin, not me. Sorry!
>>31449774>Not reading the writeupsQuit bein' a pleb, Dan!
>>31449774I don't really know, either. I'll ask her to contact you on Twitter or something next time I see her.
Silly thing that I drew earlier.After seeing Rebellion I had to do this.
>>31449774Let me handle this one. They all wear the FROG suit from Metal Gear Solid 4 - the female ninjas that Liquid Ocelot always has an entourage of. One of them is Revy from Black Lagoon, and the other is Sanya from Strike Witches. I think the other two are custom characters.
>>31449793>reading the writeupsQuit bein' a pleb, Anon!
Speaking of the writeups, anyone have the link to the e-book handy? They're much easier to read on a tablet than on a screen.>>31449793Attitudes like this encourage me to write->>31449874-until attitudes like this deflate my enthusiasm like a pin to a balloon.
>>31449874>Wanting more MGNQ>Not reading the writeups and thus getting less MGNQDid that Mami waifu guy scare everyone away from them? Because he vanished really early on and most of the ones since have been really good.
>>31449851Saw it on twitter, nice job!
>>31449853Great, thanks.
>>31449932>writeups>MGNQOne of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong.
>>31449932Did that Mami waifu guy scare everyone away from them?No, Wendy did.
>>31449978Fleshing out the world and the characters in it isn't a bad thing, and Deculture's been quoted as asking for some of them to be written in the first place.
>>31449978So what? You're just lazy? You haven't actually given a valid reason for not reading them. There are at least two or three writers that are just as good as Decu.
>>31450012Only massive the faglords
>>31449851I now imagine that Chiaki is the only meguca that doesn't dance to transform.
>>31450012You mean scared away everyone with bad opinions.
>>31450034>>31450036>There are at least two or three writers that are just as good as Decu.Who? Because any of my attempts to read them have been pretty painful.I like the quest, I like Decu's writing, I like Decu's attitude, I like Decu's sense of humour. Without these elements and without having an actual responsive audience, I find that when I've attempted to read the write-ups they just have a tendency to shit everything up.
This is fun.
>>31450037>>31450057When my idea of 'cool' and 'fun' clearly do not line up with a writer's idea of those, why would I continue to try to force myself to read their stuff?
>>31450111And I forgot my picture because I'm dumb.
>>31450126That's Enishi eating ice cream at the bottom mid-right.
>>31450126Mistagged what looks like Iori as Ruri. Below Midori it looks like Omegan and Haruka. At the bottom there are some write-up characters on the left, and Enishi and Rea on the right
Well at least people had the courtesy to wait for Deculture and most of the crowd to disperse before threadshitting.
>>31450125Because the write ups have bearing on the actual main quest and are increasingly explaining events happening outside Chiaki's immediate view
>>31450098>>31450125>shitting on writefags because of subjective ~opinions~Just because you, personally, don't enjoy their writing styles because "muh fun!" does not mean they are bad, nor does it mean you should discourage others from reading them. Quit being a shitlord.
>>31450202So far everything in thread has been in thread, the write-ups have not actually contained any necessary information or anything of the sort.>explaining events happening outside Chiaki's immediate viewWhen those events become relevant I expect Decu to do his usual decent job of including them in the thread, in a manner I can actually enjoy.
>>31450158>>31450174I fix.
>>31450126>Haruka
>>31450174>some write-up charactersThis has been an extremely illuminating experience. Next it'll be Archival and Wendy admitting to not even reading each others.
Writeups aren't required reading for the quest, but they do flesh out characters a whole lot, some of which much more better than I could. I'd like to think of them as neat stuff you can learn about the characters that Chiaki may be killing sooner or later. And I'm very proud of each and every one of them!
>>31450214You'll notice that this conversation stems from someone attacking readers who don't read the write-ups not the other way around.All I am doing is explaining why I don't read the write-ups, I never said that anyone else shouldn't or personally attacked any of the writers.Quit being an over-sensitive shitlord.
>>31450261?I've already said before that I only read Wendy's write-ups. I haven't gotten around to the rest yet, but I will eventually. Sorry if I offended anybody
>>31450292You don't offend HatBut you do need to stop being lazy because the others are good too
>>31450250Okay, now I'm good.
>>31450278>And I'm very proud of each and every one of them!Every time you post something like this I mentally add>because they stroke my ego for me!at the end of it. Even Wendy admitted you have a habit of latching onto some shitty ideas. You don't need to incorporate everyone into your little hug-sphere to be popular.
>>31450313Laziness is a part of it, yes, but if I'm not at work, or drawing, I'm usually rotting my brain with some videogame or other, trying to forget about work... so write-ups are usually at the bottom of the priority list unless one is pointed out as particularly good. (Which is probably why I haven't read any fanfics since Persephone's Waltz...)
>>31450329But who are the two girls to the right of Braids and Kyouko?
>>31450292None taken.
>>31450344Okay now you are shitting on people needlesslyIf you read the actual write ups decu is mentioning they are all actually quite good so until you actually know what the fuck you are talking about be quiet
>>31450366Wait... I think they're Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi?
>>31450366The real stars of the showMiracle Midori and Murder MayumiI'm not joking
>>31450375I'm not shitting on any particular writeup or author. I'm criticizing Decu for his blind support. When was the last time you heard about a write-up being rejected?
>>31450432He's rejected several ideas pitched at him. I should know.
>>31450432Actually not too long ago because I speak to decu outside of these threadsHe has vetoed some ideas and changed others to fit the world or where he wants to take the story better. And you are shitting on both Deculture and the authors by saying he lets them write whatever they want just because they stroke his ego
>>31450432Well, nobody's seen that Midori writer in a while.
>>31450278>Write-ups aren't required reading for the questThank you for that, by the way, I do appreciate the current status quo with regard to write-ups and hope that this remains the case.
>>31450388>>31450396Haha! I have achieved enlightenment!
>>31450344Hahaha, well, I'm really not sure about the quality of ideas. Generally they pitch ideas for their writeups and most of the time I like them, and I wonder how I didn't think of them myself to incorporate to MGNQ. This happens a lot, by the way! And instead of just taking these ideas myself, I let them develop it in MGNQ's own universe, so we both learn from each other.That said I do have to turn down ideas a lot too. Any one of them will attest that I'm really particular about some things, especially when they're dealing with the elements currently being focused on. And I also tell them in advance that their character may die at any time!
>>31450478Midori writefag is just really shy and nervous (especially since the character is EVERYONE'S WAIFU 5EVA now), it isn't a matter of rejecting. We've really been trying to push her to write more, actually.
>>31450537Well I can't really remember anyone complaining about those write-ups much.
>>31450478>>31450537There were also some terminal computer issues which stalled things for a while, but it's mostly the shyness. I poke her every now and then to write more.Doesn't work much, but whatever
Writeups are the MGNQ expanded universe. They're not necessary to enjoy it, but they flesh out the setting and characters.If you tried reading them and found you don't like them, though, I sincerely respect your opinion.
>>31450575We talk about some of her plans and characters in the Tenth on a fairly regular basis.>>31450589Correct anon is correct. Thank you.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and will be updated on Tuesday (fucking finally)link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>31450589Thank you, its nice that someone actually acknowledges that it's okay if someone doesn't like what you like, I will also concede that it's okay for you to like what I don't like.Truly we have found the secret to peace and friendship.>>31450601... you whine about people not liking the same things as you as much as anyone, if you agree with him, act like it.
>>31450686Maybe you should practice what you preach instead of being the greatest faggot of all time
>>31450686Man somebody shit in your cheerios this morning, huh?
>>31450734He's got point. The reason I originally despised Wendy Cooldown (the character) was because your posts were so abrasive even when out of character.
>>31450705Hey now, I wasn't complaining about Wendy disagreeing with me, the point remains.>>31450734Not really, arguing is fun, and I will never be as mad as >>31450344 that guy, so I'm not the worst!
>>31449920Ah, sorry, if you're still in the thread the link is http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>31450794I thought it was funny.
>>31450794Huh, I didn't realize that bothered anyone. I was just dicking around, same way I do in threads now with NECO. Sorry.
>>31450794Well it must just be you because I liked it.Made things interesting while we waited
>>31450794Huh, now I'm wondering if Wendy's posting tone/style made me more critical of her writing style than I would otherwise have been.
