>>31426129

What you got instead was three voices, each one of them whispering into your ear, one after another. They didn't need to introduce themselves - you knew exactly who was which, despite the fact that they all spoke in the same voice that you'd hear coming out of your own throat.

And not one of them tried to stop you.

"D-don't lob it like a softball, that could overshoot her and hit someone else. Do it sidearm, but make sure you stand up briefly to get the throwing room you need. A-and time it when they're supposed to be throwing stuff! Patience is a virtue!"

"Squeeze the tomato gently, but firmly, taking care not to break the skin. This pulps the flesh inside without compromising its integrity for its journey towards the target. Be careful with your follow through, you don't want to overextend and be spotted."

"REMOVE. TOMATO. REPLACE. WITH. GRENADE."

...You didn't listen to that last bit, of course. As tempting as it obviously was.

The other two, though, you listened to very well.

Just as the signboards over the stage begin to light up - the letters for THROW blazing instead of what should be APPLAUSE - and the crowd beginning to wind up for their throws, it's here that you stand up and fling the slightly-squished tomato in your hand. As hard and as fast as you possibly can. A picture-perfect sidearm pitch, with a picture-perfect impact.

You wish you could have stopped time right then and there. Mainly to take photos. But the squawk that NECO erupted with, a split second after the soft fruit burst into soft crimson mush at the back of her head, giving her a chunky dye job - was enough fo ryou to savor. You could have eaten a hundred bowls of rice with her panicked cries alone.

"NYAAA! WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?!" NECO squeals over the crowd jeering at Noriko onstage, both hands scrabbling at her splattered hair. "WHO THREW THAT?! Nooo, it's gonna stain my hoodie! A-ah, tissue, tissue, I know I brought tissues..."

[1/2]

>>31426134

You immediately sit back, lowering your arm and hunkering down in your seat. Willing yourself from laughing - or cackling - too loudly.

Just as you reach for the second tomato, though--

"I believe we're supposed to throw projectiles at the idol onstage, Matsuda-sama." A conspiratorially-quiet voice, familiar in its silken tones, speaks beside you. You blink here, and turn to look at a raven-haired girl wearing a baseball cap and a bomber jacket three sizes too big for her. She's also wearing spats, and ratty sneakers.

...Enishi?

"That was a very nice throw, though, Matsuda-sama." She smiles at you, blue eyes glowing from the shadow of her cap's brim. "I hope you don't mind my enjoying your retribution vicariously. I still haven't forgiven her for the lies she published." She sniffs here, before stabbing a spoon into the open pint of triple chocolate ice cream on her lap, levering out a large, dripping hunk. "Rea Ashford has yet to let me hear the end of it. Really!" She shoves the heaping spoonful into her mouth a moment later, her eyes squinting down at the stage as she chews.

How do you respond?

[]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.
[]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
[]...Maybe take it easy on the ice cream, then? You're gonna get fatter, fatty.

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>>31426145
>[x]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.

>>31426145
>[X]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.

>>31426145
[X] What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.
[X] How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?

>>31426145
>[X]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
In the tone of voice that implies that we find all of this very distasteful.

[x]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?

Rolled 13

>>31426145
>[x]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.

>[x] other
"...got another spoon?"

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>>31426145
[x]...Maybe take it easy on the ice cream, then? You're gonna get fatter, fatty.

>>31426145
>[x]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.

>>31426176
This.

>>31426145
[x]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
Just imagine it being Misaka or Yuu up there...

>>31426145
>[x] Throw the icecream at NECO.

>>31426145
[x] Other
"That ice cream looks good, and I haven't eaten yet. Got another spoon?"

>>31426145
>[x]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?
must be hard

>>31426145
[X]What are you doing here? I thought you hated Noriko's guts.

I'm slightly confused about her weight/size, is Enishi actually on the large side or is she healthy like Midori?

>>31426145
[x] this >>31426210

>>31426145
[X]How's it like, watching your little sister get pelted with tomatoes?

>>31426221
fatty fat fat virgin fat

She's in the Healthy Club to my understanding, and NECO's assistant is just petty.

>>31426221
I think she used to have a weight problem. Now I picture her as healthy.

>>31426221
I'm leaning towards healthy myself. Of course, Enishi's kimono could hide a lot even if she was large.

>>31426239
This is probably the most accurate, nya~ She had yet to properly bloom in middle school.

>>31426233 >fucking cat
>>31426239
>>31426241

Thanks for making that clear.

>>31426134

GLORIOUS

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>>31426145

>>31426134
Looks like Braids has forgiven us for the most part. Throwing Tomatos at the cat is obviously a great bonding experience. We should do that more often.

>>31426292
>nyooo my hairrrr

Priceless.

>>31426199
>Just imagine it being Misaka or Yuu up there...
That is a problem that would very much resolve itself in short order... without the need of our own intervention, though we'd gladly lend it.

It might be very much different if they were actually enjoying it in some weird way.

...not that we'd know anything about that.

yeah

>>31426292
Needs more tomato

>>31426199
There would be no survivors

You don't just throw tomatoes at the imouto of Murderface Matsuda and expect to retain your kneecaps and internal organs

Rolled 12

> NECO

> Somebody here has really bad aim or they really want a TIGER KNEE TO THE FACE NYA

Lol cat

>>31426355
Hahahaha fucking cat

I hate that cat so much

So fucking much

>>31426292
Hat-chan, your mission, should you accept it, is to draw pulped tomato on the damn cat

[X] Task Kumatora to see about getting T-Shirts printed up that say "I rode the Murderface Experience and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" for the girls in the squad that we just named.

Make it a big box. We can stick them in the inventory and distribute them to all and sundry

>>31426392
>"I rode the Murderface Experience "
I don't think we want to sound that much like Kharn.

>>31426392
Turning Murderface into a parody?

Oddly appropriate, actually.

HA HA
TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS

Had to burn through all 190 threads in five days to catch up. Completely worth it.

>>31426292
So, how does a tomato bulk are feel?
Does it feel like just retribution?

>>31426424
I did that a couple of weeks ago.

You're right, it was worth it.

>>31426434
It feels like magical butthurt, nya~

>>31426424
I did the same thing!
In 3.

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>>31426454
The face really makes this. Thank you, Hat~

>>31426424
Be ye edgetart or be ye pacifag?

>>31426221
I recall healthy but with less boobs and more gut, from Deculture's answer one time.

>>31426463

>>31426424
More importantly, be ye Midorifag or Wendyfag? Or is that just the same question

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>>31426454

Rolled 13

>>31426466

Enishi needs to get drawn

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>>31426454
Beautiful.

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>>31426463
>>31426475

>>31426466
I believe the /d/efinition would be "shortstack".

>>31426454
Yes. That'll do, Hat, that'll do.

>>31426479
I agree with this.

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>>31426479

Working on it

>>31426506
How did you learn to draw?

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>>31426454

>>31426517

Hat has had a lot of practice in these threads.

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>>31426157 >>31426165 >>31426176

What's she doing here, then? You thought she hated Noriko's guts - you can still remember her cold treatment of the young girl back at the hotel, during the Kirishima op.

"...I don't hate Noriko, Matsuda-sama." Enishi replies as she looks down on her tub of triple-chocolate ice cream, shaking her head slowly. "She may be an embarrassment to my parents, and a black mark against our name, but...she is still my sister, after all. And in her own way, she's excelling at what she chose to do with herself. That lives up to our standard, or at least I'd like to think so."

Your Callidus Rank Leader looks back up at you, something resembling regret shining in her eyes. "I've already lost a sister, besides. I have no plans of losing another - especially one who hadn't been as foolish as her older sisters, to take up a contract with an Incubator."

Enishi looks back at the girl being pelted with tomatoes onstage. Noriko had opened an umbrella a few moments into the barrage, a transparent one that showed her smiling and flushed face as she talked about how her big-bosomed classmates were all sluts who needed to die gory deaths. A couple of rows back, you see NECO furiously trying to get all the tomato out of her hair, stopping every few moments to take selfies of the damage.

"She doesn't know I'm here, though. I don't think she needs to know." Enishi sighs, before taking another scoop of ice cream and chewing it mournfully. "Father would perish immediately on the spot, and my mother would curse my name for eternity. Not to mention about Noriko being disowned."

She pauses for a moment. "I realize that sounds hypocritical of me, Matsuda-sama, but...if I'm to be here for my sister, I need to make sure that my parents do not find out about what she does."

Ah. Well. You can see where she's going here.

[1/2]

>>31426475
Rooting for Wendy, though if MGNQ goes with Midori end I'd be okay with it too. We should go for threesome end though

>>31426527

"I realize this is my acting far above my own station, Matsuda-sama, but...please, do not speak a word of my presence here to Noriko." Enishi looks at you, almost pleadingly.

How do you respond?

[]But she'll be happy to know you're watching. And she doesn't have a lot to be happy about, besides...this.
[]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
[]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.

>>31426536
[x]But she'll be happy to know you're watching. And she doesn't have a lot to be happy about, besides...this.
[x]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

>>31426536
>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
And ease down on the ice cream.

>>31426536
>[x]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

>>31426536
>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.

>>31426536
>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.

>>31426536
>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.

No need to be a bitch.

>>31426536
[X]But she'll be happy to know you're watching. And she doesn't have a lot to be happy about, besides...this.
[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
[X]You should really see her yourself, though, but consider those words from a friend who deserves none of her own, not the Warmaster.

>>31426536
>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
And write it down in our Journal.
In big letters.
And circle it a few times.

We should get some highlighters.

>>31426536
>[X]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
Yeah sure, whatever, she's one of our most valuable subordinates and this is just some weird idol. Easy favor.

>>31426536
>[]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.


Coming from an older brother with too many imoutos, totally going with Enishi here.

>>31426536
[X]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.

>>31426536
>[X]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.

It is, of course, as close as we get to a bold faced lie.

>[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

>>31426517
Not the guy you are asking but another drawdude, you learn to draw by like any other skill, friender.

Doing it, doing it enough you can tell what you are doing wrong, getting better at what's wrong and doing it more.

Failures will suck and will be many, but it is a necessary proponent to getting better so you don't let it drag you down, you use it to propel yourself forward to become better at it.

Fill sketchbooks, notebooks, pads of paper, digital canvases. Whatever your fancy is. Just draw and don't stop. Finish what you can, doodle for fun, sketch out ideas that pop into your mind so you don't lose them.

There's many a reference material on the internet and drawfags on /tg/ are the friendly sort and can probably point you in the right direction.

Good luck.

Rolled 18

>>31426506

Ohlala

>>31426536
>[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

>>31426536
>[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
we will forget about this eventually and fuck up again.

>>31426506
thanks Hat-chan!

>>31426536
[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.
aloud Noriko would be happy but we should not get to involved on this with out a reason

>>31426536
[x]Promise Enishi that you won't tell Noriko about Enishi being here.
Awww, alright

>>31426536

Why don't you let her know? Your parents don't have to find out.

>>31426536
>[X]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

No more promises. It always ends badly.

>>31426601
It's a matter of principle.

Right now she's only justifying her presence based on the fact that we asked for SOMEONE to be here.

If her parents ask, she can literally claim to be following her direct superiors orders.

>>31426506
first description mentions her hair nearly touching the ground. Was it revised at some point?

>>31426622
>No more promises. It always ends badly.
That is EXACTLY why we MUST promise.

>>31426536
>[]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

>>31426536
>[]I try not to make a habit of meddling in other people's beeswax. I'm not going to mention seeing you, but if she asks, I'll tell her.

>>31426625
I always imagine Enishi a lot smaller, and a fair bit wider, I have to say.

But that's mostly from characterisation rather than actual physical descriptions.

Great, anon wants another idiotic promise. So, if she asks us if we saw her sister, you guys want to lie to her?

>>31426660
That's because NECO thinks anyone with a bigger bust than her wimpy B cups is fart.

>>31426673
Sure. Why not?

>>31426673
Yes, because the idiots who want to fuck over Chiaki in favor of randomness and stupidity think it's cool.

Chiaki is an accomplished liar though.

>>31426660
Hat draws everyone as kind of tall and skinny, so I wouldn't think about it too much.

>>31426536
[X]OTHER: Suggest to Enishi that she lets Noriko know, but also tell Noriko not to let their parents find out. That would make Noriko happier without causing family problems. If Enishi disagrees, promise to remain quiet.

>>31426673
>Truth: Upset very useful subordinate.
>Lie: What they don't know...

It's a white lie.

>>31426697
shoujo-stylee

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>>31426536
Tossing in one more vote for [x]But she'll be happy to know you're watching, annnd...

For the new gentleman and scholar joining us, we have the Wendy bannya.

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>>31426536
[x] No, I won't make a promise. I want you to stop with the bullshit and go patch up your relationship after this show. What is this hiding behind each other crap?

She should just be a good sister directly already, goddamn. Is it so hard?

>>31426673
I don't think it's going to be that hard to fuck up this kind of thing. Apples and oranges compared to previous promises.

>>31426711
Yeah, that sounds exactly like a perfectly normal, well adjusted sane person would do.

>>31426673
Yes? I don't see how that's hard.

>>31426715

*whistles innocently*

>>31426730
....you don't know Deculture very well.

Chiaki is giving promises right and left lately. The Pinky promise was really stupid, we promised even though we would be breaking it.

>>31426750
Actually, we promised despite having ALREADY broken it.

The alternative was not having our character-ability defining Time Stop anymore. And fuck that noise.

>>31426750
That was a promise under duress. There was no way to keep that promise, but wee had to make it or she'd have eaten someone precious to us - like Misaka or Midorin.

And I don't mean eaten in the nice way.

>>31426750
Yes, but the Pinky and Wendy promises were really hard to keep (first because plot, second because anons think with their dicks and/or hearts, not their brains). This one is piss easy, who cares about a white lie.

>>31426750
Seriously? We are such a watch wearing pussy now that we need to keep our promises to pacify the pyscho-death god?

It's not like keeping our word and playing nice with Pinky are going to stop bad things from happening.

>>31426517
>How did you learn to draw?

I imitate those better than me until something sticks.

>>31426625

This was a while ago and my emphasis was mostly on getting the costume right. I meant to go back to it, but I've mostly been doing faster doodles rather than longterm things due to a lack of time...

>>31426806
>keep the promises we made only to pacify~

fixt

>>31426789
>second because anons think with their dicks and/or hearts
technically, TECHNICALLY, the way it was worded, we didn't actually break that promise.

We just... made a different promise than the one Wendy thought we were making.

>>31426837
Yeah.

We shouldn't have grabbed her ass though...

>>31426837
We were also half dead and bleeding out and talking to a ghost.

>>31426581
Not Hat but this anons got it right. Practice. A fuckton. I started drawing as a way to pass time in boring classes. Eventually it became a way for me to plan out photo shoots and so on as I got better.

Speaking of which, I'm working on big Risa piece at the moment for Azure and Decu. Lines and flats are done. Just some corrections that sempai pointed out and it'll be done. Maybe 2 weeks top?

>>31426837
I don't know about you, but this was exactly what I meant with the promise.

>>31426856
Delicious spxp

>>31426848
>We shouldn't have grabbed her ass though...
I don't think there's any way that can be considered a mistake.

Aside from anything else, it proved that just because we've forgotten something, it doesn't mean it's gone forever.

>>31426867
>I don't know about you
yes you do.

I just told you.

>>31426837
>>31426867

Please don't start this up again. Like 3 anons voted for that fucking promise during a slow write in.

Anon breaking that promise is probably the best thing that ever happened to Wendy's Waifu chances.

>>31426895
How do we know you were telling the truth, huh?

>>31426867
Others might have thought it meant something else though. It happens.

For example, the incident were we pissed of Braids was one where several people thought we were saying one (non-insulting) thing, and then were surprised when Chiaki was rude and pissed of Braids in the process.

All in all though, vote misunderstandings have been pretty rare.

>>31426726
T-Thanks..

>>31426910
i suppose so. Decu's pretty sharp about this most of the time.

>>31426900
alright, stopping

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>>31426558 >>31426560 >>31426561 >>31426563

You grudgingly relent after a few moments' consideration. As much as you really hate getting roped into other people's beeswax - especially family stuff, like this - you also realize the importance of Noriko not finding out. If this is the status quo, and it seems to be working for everyone concerned, at least, then you're not going to do anything to shake it up.

At this, Enishi visibly brightens. "O-oh! Thank you, Matsuda-sama! I owe you a debt of unfathomable gratitude that I will work very hard to repay. On this night, you have done me, a member of the Karasawa clan, a very important boon." She brandishes her chocolate ice cream-covered spoon like some sort of sword. "I will work thricefold harder to exceed your expectations, and--um, Matsuda-sama, what are you doing?"

The hell does it look like? You grumble as you quickly - but carefully - scribble in the promise you've just made with Enishi into an empty page of your journal. Circling 'Do not tell Noriko about Enishi' a couple of times, and then underlining it to be sure. You're writing it down so you don't forget, you tell her, before growling 'Updated my journal' to no one else in particular.

Your Callidus Rank Leader's smile is polite, but you can tell she's a bit...worried, here. "I...I see. Matrsuda-sama, I apologize, truly, if you feel that this is something beneath you, or something you were forced into. I plan on telling her myself, truly, but not now. Not until...things calm down, especially with my parents." She bows her head, contrite. "I ask for your understanding and forgiveness, Matsuda-sama. I did not mean to place a burden on your shoulders, as you already carry the Officio wherever you go."

...She doesn't need to be so goddamn dramatic, you murmur as you put your Journal back into your inventory. You just don't like lying to other people, after all, especially to people like Noriko. It just doesn't feel right.

[1/2]

>>31427008

"I know. Which saddens me that I have to ask you to do so, Matsuda-sama. Regardless, I will endeavor to repay you for this deed, in whatever way you see fit."

Silence, here, as what she just said sinks in.

"And no, Matsuda-sama, that doesn't include my warming your bed for you."

...Right. Fine. Just so that's clear.

"That's something I'd like to offer for free, Matsuda-sama. Just for you."

...

You'll try to pretend you didn't hear that.

Anyway, she got an extra spoon or what? You haven't eaten anything for a while, and that ice cream has been making you salivate for a good bit.

"Always, Matsuda-sama." Enishi takes what looks like a slim silver case from the inside of her jacket, popping it open and holding out the contents to you. Three silverware dessert spoons gleaming in custom-fitted foam insets. "I always carry these just in case."

Just in case, huh? Right.

You take one of them, and start helping Enishi in the murder of her pint of triple-chocolate ice cream - while the both of you watch an M-idol stutter a few half-hearted insults at the crowd, and a thieving reporter cat struggle to clean the last chunks of tomato from her hair.

Dessert AND a show. Not too bad.

What do you do now?

[]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
[]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
[]Throw another tomato at NECO.
[]Other.

>>31427013
>[x]Throw a ball of ice cream at NECO

>>31427008
>whyareallcallidussofat.jpg
decu plz
>>31427013
>[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.

Rolled 18

>>31427013
>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

We can get the sister story some other time.

>>31427013
[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.
[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.

The chick from the Second that Malal rescued?

>>31427013
>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

Do NOT ask about her sister.

>>31427013
>[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.

>>31427013
[]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
[]Throw another tomato at NECO.
Best of both worlds.

>>31427013
>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

>>31427013
>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

We had our fun with NECO, and we already made Moon Princess reveal some painful family history.

>>31427063
This.

>>31427013
>[x]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.

>>31427013
[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

I really want to ask about the sister but this is neither the place or time, choosing is hard.

>>31427013
>[x] Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.

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>>31427013
[x] Tell Enishi to come with you talk to her sister later.

SHE MUST KNOW
THE RELATIONSHIP MUST BE FIXED

Rolled 1

>>31427013
>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

Dont need to rock the boat tonight.

Lets enjoy the nice mood and show.

>>31427013
>[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.
FUUUCKING CAAAAAAAT

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>>31426454
Based Hat-chan! This is purrfect!

>>31427013
>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
This has been a very productive evening.

[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.

>>31427013
[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

I'm curious about Enishi's sister too, but this isn't the time or place for it.

>"And no, Matsuda-sama, that doesn't include my warming your bed for you."
>...Right. Fine. Just so that's clear.
>"That's something I'd like to offer for free, Matsuda-sama. Just for you."

We should take her up on the offer. It's no-strings-attached stress relief.

Decu. Decu pls. Pastebin lewds. It doesn't need to be canon. Some men just want to watch the girls lewd.

>>31427013
>[]Other.
Talk about what would be necessary for them to patch up their relationship.

don't throw another tomato guys, she's ready for it.

>>31427013
[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

>>31427013
>[]Throw another tomato at NECO.
>[]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.
>[]Throw another tomato at NECO.
>[]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
>[]Throw another tomato at NECO.

>>31427013
[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

>>31426506
My only criticism is that she doesnt look chubby enough. Hue.

>>31427013
>"That's something I'd like to offer for free, Matsuda-sama. Just for you."

This Callidus is way too lewd

I like her

>>31427013
[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.
[x]Timestop and leave, maybe chat with Pinky

>>31427013
>[x]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
this hardly saeems the place to ask about dead family members. Throwing more stuff only sisk discovery, we had our revenge, no?

on a side note, anyone recognize the images of Enishi? You know, for reference.

>>31427013
>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.
>[X]Ask Enishi about the sister she lost.

>>31427013
>[X]Throw another tomato at NECO.

No matter how many tomatoes are thrown, it will never be enough.

>>31427137
I agree.

A new member of the future harem ending.

>>31427013
>[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.
>[x]Slather it in icecream first.

>>31427137
All Callidus are lewd.

>>31427013
>[]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

>[]Throw another tomato at NECO.

>Ask Enishi to throw a tomato at NECO

You have all turned into Clara Dolls and I love it

>>31427151
>>31427137
She isn't lewd, she just needs it, Because she's as much of a virgin as Noriko, even if she's a carbon copy of a breathtaking beauty like bloody Kaguya.

>>31427082
Deculture!?!?!

>>31427013
[X]Throw another tomato at NECO.

>>31427165
What do you call it, Greek Choir? The audience is always jeering.

>>31427013
>[x]Throw another tomato at NECO.
Rub it around in the empty ice cream bucket to get it nice and horrible to clean out of hair.

>>31427013
[x]Wonder if Midori will be upset that you went to watch Noriko instead of watching your new Callidus-Trainer

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>>31427013
Oh I see we're talking about fatties now

>>31427013

[x] Offer Enishi to throw another tomato at NECO

>>31427209
I knew you were gonna do that.

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>>31427042
>>31427050
>>31427057
>>31427072
>>31427076
>>31427148
>>31427200

>All these soft-hearted votes.
Midori, pls go. Things like this make me *sick*
IGNORE MIDORI POSTS
HIDE ALL MIDORI THREADS
REPORT ALL MIDORI POSTERS

>>31427216
Hey, FIsher King. If we act nice, maybe the world will be a bit nicer in turn.

>>31427013
>[X]Keep watching until the show ends, and go backstage to meet Noriko personally.

Another tomato is just overkill, and there's very good odds we've got records on Enishi's sister, or if push were to come to shove, we could ask Noriko about her. So no need to pry.

>>31427165
We have finally embraced Fun

>>31427113
>Talk about what would be necessary for them to patch up their relationship.
the death of most of the rest of their family most likely.

I'd rather not.

>>31427239
Malal met her, she was in the Second.

>>31427238
It's NECO.

NO MERCY

>>31427254
What the fuck, the parents don't need to know. I don't think they care either way, I just think the sisters should stick together.

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>>31427216
>Not liking Midori

>>31427239
>Another tomato is just overkill
Not when your target is a cat.

>>31427264
It's not about Neco here, it's about the sisters. They're way more important.

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>>31427238
People like you make me sick.

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>>31427292
pls

>>31427200
The heraldry we chose was drawn by her in-story (according to Deculture). I figure she will be happy enough when she learns whe chose her drawing.

>>31427279
If you throw again, she might figure out where it came from and try and talk to us, and that would just ruin a beautiful evening.

>>31427303

That's not utilitarianism, that's anarchism... Mind you, even anarchists tend not to just fuck each other over in the long-term.

>>31427319

Some other anons were wondering if we should commission a Blessed Lady pin or something for Chiaki to wear on her lapel.

It might earn us some brownie points with Blessed Lady worshipers, and perhaps a certain pink-haired shark-toothed deity.

>>31427336
It's a Bioshock parody.

>>31427331
That sounds like a problem that could be solved with more tomatoes.

>>31427272
>I don't think they care either way
Their parents are one step away from disowning Noriko, and the other sisters agree with that sentiment.

>>31427272
>I just think the sisters should stick together.
they are.

Just... not overtly.

This is noir. Enishi is a Magical Girl. Noriko is a success on her own terms. Staying the hell out of her life is probably the best thing Enishi can do for Noriko.

The smart thing to do is save the tomato for later, have Enishi stall NECO while we talk to Noriko, and then splat the cat in the face before we go.

>>31427238
I'm beginning to think that some people are willfully misunderstanding what it means for a man (or Meguca) to walk down these mean streets

>>31427350

It's meant to be a parody of libertarianism, if I remember rightly, and Bioshock was centred around objectivism, libertarianism's older sibling...

But the point stands.

>>31427354
There aren't enough tomatoes in the world, anon.

Finish drinking the tears you have caused already before causing more.

>>31427168
This surprises me really
I mean Kharn didn't leave many depths unplumbed and most of those were not for lack of trying

>>31427396

Perhaps, but it never hurts to mingle a bit with the upper echelon of the organization that you manage.

We get to know them better, and maybe they like us a bit better. Even if we keep them at arm's length, knowing their motivations and/or reasoning is never a bad thing.

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>>31427413
>There aren't enough tomatoes in the world
They disagree.

>>31427423
Not blonde + no chase = no fun

>>31427453

I love the Clara Dolls so much.

Poor Ai is just a poster, and never arrived

>>31427349
>It might earn us some brownie points

Lets not do that. We know the Blessed Lady is trouble and while it would probably be a bad idea to tell people that pinky and the blessed lady are the same person, we sure as fuck wont praise her. Not even if its just for show.

>>31427498
They are really great. Infectiously cheerful.

>>31427209
Some of us like a bit of chub or fluffiness

>>31427498

That dress looks kinda familiar though, don't you think ?

>>31427439
That doesn't extend to telling them how to run their private life.

>>31427531
I know.

And you people have excellent opinions.

>>31427511
Additionally, the cultists will feel encouraged and will likely sacrifice more Magical Girls.

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>>31427536

It sure does!

>>31427498
Gott is tot!

But yes, who wouldnt be cheery if the get to kill Incubators?

>>31427008
shut the hell up and feed chiaki some ice cream already Enishi.

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>>31427531
>>31427543

>>31427547
More like yin and yang of the same person torn apart really. A good goddess driven mad by the devil...who we are an aspect of.

Fuck our life.

Oh

Enishi is The Callidus rank leader right?

We should ask her what her opinion of Midori's performance as an instructor is so far.

>>31427608

I can get behind that.

>>31427608

This... is actually a good idea

Rolled 58

>>31427608

ohh, thats a good idea

>>31427599
Madoka didn't consider the Incubators, though.

The system she created was wide open to abuse. Knowingly or not, Homu was covering her flanks.

>>31427617
>>31427619
She's been on the job, what? Less than a day?

She can't be doing that badly or Enishi probably wouldn't be here.

>>31427608
It's been a day, though. Isn't it too soon?

>>31427608
I support this idea.

>>31427643
It's never too soon to start being creepily obsessive.

Let's also call her thirty times, just to be sure, nya.

>>31427662

we can ask what her first impression is.

>>31427643
Asking after first impressions isn't a bad idea.

>>31427635
>She's been on the job, what? Less than a day?

And when you start a new job, and others know, it's polite to ask how your first day went, right?

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>>31427046 >>31427051 >>31427062 >>31427063

You decide to watch the rest of the show in relative silence as Enishi shares her pint of ice cream with you. Noriko's show is...well, you sort of get why it's popular. She basically sets herself up as the target of a lot of her fans' frustrations - stuttering personal anecdotes and stories that seem to be specifically tailored to get a rise out of them, or to strike particularly-painful nerves. It's like stand-up comedy, but instead of making the audience laugh, it's to make them incensed enough to throw shit at the person speaking onstage, in a violent - yet harmless - act of catharsis.

M-idols are still weird - idols in general will always rub you the wrong way, honestly - but you at least understand why Noriko's doing it. It has purpose, and arguably more so than prancing about in skimpy underwear and singing about cakes or unrecquited love or anything like that.

The 'THROW' sign lights up a few more times as you watch, and you ignore the temptation of throwing another tomato at NECO. One solid hit's enough, there's no need for a follow-up. Besides, while it looked like she was taking selfies earlier, you knew she was just actually trying to surreptitiously see who could have thrown it. Chances are she's got a clue that it was you.

The show officially ends twenty minutes later, with the curtains closing and a friendly voice over the speaker system reminding everyone to clean up their messes and to dispose of any garbage in the proper receptacles. The curtains open again, and it's here that you see Noriko bowing and smiling to the audience - and instead of the jeers that she'd received earlier, all she gets is a resounding applause. Actual cheering, the sort you'd expect to be hurled at a superidol. As if they hadn't been hurling fruits at her only a few minutes ago.

[1/2]

>>31427635
Yes, it was wide open to abuse. Because Homura told Kyuubey all about it.

>>31427662
(´・ω・`)

>>31427692

Beside you, Enishi sniffs again, wiping at her eyes before putting the now-empty pint of ice cream away. "Oh, Noriko-chan. If only you knew how proud we actually are of you." She whispers, tears shining wetly in her eyes. "...Well, obviously not Mother and Father, but at least, Eldest Sister and I. ...You've grown up so much."

You respectfully wait for Enishi to gather herself, before telling her that you'll be visiting Noriko backstage. If she's up to it, she can join you.

Your Callidus Rank Leader smiles tearfully at you. "You know I can't, Matsuda-sama. It would ruin...this." She gestures to the still-cheering crowd. "As cruel as it seems, I'd rather not add more to the heap of injustice my family has piled on top of my youngest sister."

...Alright. If she's sure.

As you stand up to leave, it's here that Enishi places one hand on your arm.

"Please hug her for me, if you could, Matsuda-sama. Hug her like an older sister would."

You don't...you don't really do hugs--

"Then do something, Matsuda-sama! Anything affectionate that you may be able to do!"

Goddammit.

Fine. Fine. Something. You're not going to promise a hug, but you'll try to do something.

"...Thank you." Enishi sniffs, before bowing again. "Thank you, Matsuda-sama, for being so patient and considerate. We are blessed to have you lead us."

You shake your head her, and make to leave once more. You stop for a moment, before turning back and nodding at her.

"Thanks for the ice cream," you murmur.

A smile breaks across Enishi's face. "It was my pleasure, Matsuda-sama."

[2/3]

>>31427478
Still my point was it didn't seem something that would stop her, her refusing an offer from enishi strikes me as weird

>>31427709
You make your way down to backstage a few moments later. In stark contrast to the super idol operation, there are literally no guards backstage, just some recording staff and a few janitors grumbling about the mess they're about to clean. There's a substantial group of fans orbiting around Noriko, however, all of them chatting with her animatedly while holding out pamphlets and tickets for her to sign. ...Looks like she's more popular than you thought. As expected from the Number 2 M-idol in Japan.

You hang back to wait for the crowd to dissipate, preferring to talk to Noriko after she'd savored her time in the limelight - but only after a few moments, she seems to spot you, and pushes her way through her ring of fans. "M-Matsuda-san?" She looks up at you, eyebags and greasy hair and wide eyes and all. "Y-you came...you really came to see my show...!"

She immediately rushes over to you, her fans trailing after her. One grubby, tomato-stained hand thrusts into her bag to bring out what appears to be a sealed action figure of...someone with a piercing gaze, a chainsaw-toothed shield, and a tacky magical girl costume. It also has a blue rose accessory. "I-I didn't really think you'd come all the way over here, M-Matsuda-san!" She thrusts the action figure into your hands. "P-please, please, if...if it's not too much, please sign this! I-It'd be the crowning jewel of my collection...!"

How do you react?

[]Give her a hug.
[]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
[]Other.

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>>31427498
Am I the only one who liked the little Homu-Nutcracker-Soldiers more? I thought they were adorable, especially the ones riding the Teeth.

>>31427722
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
We're not some kind of loose-slattern-hug-whore

>>31427722
Pat on the head and sign her thing.

>>31427722
>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427722
>[]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
"You know I don't have anything to do with the actual book series, right?"

>>31427722
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

D'awww

>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

Don't want to get covered in tomato.

>>31427722
[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427722

>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

She doesn't have enough Murderface points to get a hug yet.

>>31427722
[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
[X]Other.
"I'll never understand or like this idol business, but you were very impressive out there."

>>31427722

[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427722
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427753
Aside from Mami and Midori, who could?

>>31427722
>[]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427722
>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
hugs are to much but we can do at lest this

>>31427722
>[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

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I found anonymous!

>>31427722
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
really, Murder Mayumi action figures, too?

Rolled 13

>>31427722
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

"That was fun, Noriko."

>>31427722
>[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427722
[x] Tell her that her sister loves her. And pat her on the head.

>>31427770
Second best imoto Yuu and that's pretty much it.

>>31427796
You what?

>>31427770
Yuu, Misaka, Pinky, Wendy when disguised as ramenbutt

>>31427770
Misaka of course!

>>31427770
Yuu and Misaka
Probably Kyouko for a bro-hug

>>31427722
>[X]Give her a hug.
Dammit, you knocked Sayaka the fuck out, you got this.

It's not like she'll be able to see your face or your flinching.

>>31427722
[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.
A head pat is fine.

>>31427812
>>31427816
I am a terrible person for forgetting our favourite Russian.

Hugs is not very brutal.
[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

You know, it occurs to me, we might be able to get Midori to sign something for her.

>>31427722
[x]Glare at her and the figure for a bit
[x]Ask her if she has another one you can keep. (For later Midori-Bullying)
[x]Sign it and tell her it was a nice performance.
[x]Optional Headpat

Goddamnit

>>31427838
>Hugs is not very brutal.
They're proxy-hugs, for Enishi.

>>31427722
[X]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

>>31427834
You really are. You should probably show contrition by fixing a toaster or something.

>>31427885
I will praise the Machine spirit to atone for the lapse.

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>>31427834
Speaking of favourite Russian...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsFhuONRoWc

>>31427812

This is why we need to feel up every important person's butt. Only by doing this can we have an infalliable method of rooting out imposters or possible imperfect clones.

>>31427914
>This is why we need to feel up every important person's butt.
>implying we haven't already and just don't remember it.

>>31427722
[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

"Get some sleep, kid. You look awful."

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>>31427722
YEAH SHE GETS TWO

FIGHT ME NYA

>>31427722
[x]Pat her on the head, and sign her thing.

NO HUGS

HEADPATS ONLY

>>31427808
We are the Clara dolls, whispering in Chiaki's ear, convincing her to throw tomatoes.

I suggest we do the tomato thing more. It feels like our purpose.

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Head pats are fuckin' creepy.

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>>31427909
this is amazing

>>31428002
Gott ist tot!

>>31428002
At least they're not dildos.

Rolled 92

>>31428017

Its suppose to be head-touch.

Not Pai-touch.

What do we do if someone wants us to sign their dildos?

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>>31428033
Sweaters are amazing.

>>31427909
Jesus christ

>>31428069
In thumbnail view the knife almost looked like a dildo. As if the picture wasn't lewd enough.

>>31428067
Jam the dildo into their eyesocket

>>31428098
Who says it isn't

>>31428099
We can't do that. It would be bad publicity.

>>31428067
>MMxMM sex toys

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>>31427909
ch...chi...cha...ch...chi...cha..
MURDERFACE

>>31428069

Never noticed the cheek peek until now.

>>31428067
Sign it as the Dildo Emperor.

What else?

>>31427909
>Vent your autism all over it.
Well, ok there phantomen-sama

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>>31427909
That channel has 15k subs.

>>31427909
>Disposable waifus
Oh damn, have we checked up on Iori yet?

>>31428108
Agreed. No reason to hurt an innocent like that. It's pointless and overly violent for no reason. It would make Mami sad.

>>31427909
I can't wait to see what he comes out with after he reads past thread 35 or so.

>>31428171
I'm half-expecting to run into her here actually.

>>31428177
Can we jam the dildo into their lewd hole?

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>>31428156
I think that makes it even funnier, all those people that have no fucking idea what's going on in the comments.

>>31428171
Who?

>>31428203
That's rape, so it's even worse.

>>31428127
>Dildo EMperor

New RP bedroom play for Chiaki and Midori

*doorslamopen*
*Chiaki in just a strapon*

"Aha! It is I! The DILDO EMPEROR! I have come to dildo you, Midori!"

>>31428108
>>31428177
>Get asked to sign dildo
>Respond by being a bigger dildo than ever

>>31428210
It's not rape if they enjoy it

>>31427909
I...I....

....that was certainly something.