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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.

>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide

>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 302
>Mana 20/20
>Harem Status 4/7

You wake up in bed, or at least you appear to be aware again since it’s not the bed you went to sleep in. Looking around gives you a view of your old room, one that seems subtly off from what it should be. It all seems to be in place, yet it gives off subtle vibes of being…different.

You feel that presence again, but this time it’s not as frightening. It’s still…wrong, but it’s wrong in a way that seems to want to be friends with you. Standing, you wander towards the bathroom. Opening the door you find…darkness, the pure wrongness of the time before.

Shutting the door quickly, you turn, breathing just a little from the brief bout of fear. But as you look down, you feel the presence. Looking up, you see…a face, an honest to god actual face. And it’s smiling at you.


>Say hello.
>Freak out, this is just getting weird.
>Wait.
>Other.
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>>31373983
>Say hello.
I like the snarky attitude with no fucks given we've had so far
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>>31373983
>Say hello.
Sheepish wave?
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>>31374004
Seconded this.
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Rolled 19

>>31373983
>>Say hello.
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>>31373983
>Say hello.
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>>31373983
>Say hello
Like we'd pick anything else
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>>31373983
>Say hello.
not as scary as Berserker Tatsuka or Ms. Black, and not as annoying as the busybody
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>Say hello.

We have spare harem slots to fill out.
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>>31374133
I like how we are more accepting of the demonic elder god than the annoying ninja
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>>31374151
demonic elder god hasn't told us to avoid two people we're trying to waifu, nor has she told us to avoid Angel and Demon waius' house
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>>31374189
We don't KNOW that it's angel/demon waifu's house. Hell, for all we know it could be a goast, or a lich.
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>>31373983
>>Say hello.
That hat is inappropriately sized. She should change her milliner.
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Looks like you're saying hello to ???

Also, I must say you guys are awesome. I wasn't sure how far this would go and between the archive votes, twitter followers and all the talk you do, I'm blown away.
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>>31374189
>we are slowly building an army of the ultimate fighters
Not even the lesbian man hater can stop us now
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>>31374222
if we take the bitch's word, there's two and they're diametrically opposed. And would you really have a problem with a ghost or lich waifu?
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>>31374232
Thanks for running Guide. You're a damn good writer and you've been making this quest fun without losing actual plot or characterization. Keep up the great work!
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>>31374232
This is the only quest that I check twitter for. And I only use twitter for checking quests.
>>31373983 (OP)
>Say Hello
Yay for Eldritch waifu.
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>>31373983
Well…whatever it is seems to be friendly, so you decide to do your best to be friendly back. Partly because it’s the right thing to do, partly because…well, you don’t want it to try and rip your skull off of your neck.

“H-hello,” you say, trying to put on your best smile as you do so. It comes out a little forced, but considering the strange circumstances you find yourself in; it’s not all that bad.

As you speak, you can feel the presence perk up, its smile widening as you try to communicate with it. Standing upright, you notice that the thing is tall, taller than even Tatsuko and appropriately equipped to match.

It…no, she, doesn’t speak, but you can…feel, happiness radiating from it. As you finally lean away from the door, she reaches out with incredibly long arms and draws you close, with predictable results based on your relative heights.

While you’re not quite the expert on the female anatomy that you wish you were, you can tell that her skin feels slightly off, a little too firm, not warm enough, with her chest being…just not as comfy as it should be. You don’t have a better way to describe it based on your limited experience.

But as you feel your face pressed to her, the skin starts to change, softening, warming slightly and her chest…well…it was definitely comfy after she was done.

She lets you go, leaving you looking up at her as she continues to smile at you. It’s then that she nods towards the bed. You’re unsure as to what she means, until she puts her hands by her head, miming sleep.

Well, this is interesting. While she hasn’t done anything to you, hopping in bed with…whatever she was, might be rushing things just a tad. But then again, you weren’t sure what would happen if you made her angry either.

>Get in bed with her.
>Try and politely decline.
>Nope, I want to wake up now.
>Other.
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>Get in bed with her.
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>>31374655
>Get in bed with her
It'll be how we escape her domain.
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>>31374655
>Try and politely decline.

If we do get in bed with her we have to lie there awake with a "what am I doing with my life" expression.
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>>31374655
>>Get in bed with her.

Inception time!
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>>31374655
>Nope, I want to wake up now.
gettin 2spooky4me
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>>31374655
>Get in bed with her.
I am all for filling a harem slot with a waifu in our head. Or an eldritch terror that lives in our shadow.
Really, there's no way for this situation to end in anything that doesnt satisfy me.
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>>31374655
>Try and politely decline.
not because we don't want to, but I'd like John to have fairly naive views on love despite wanting a harem
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>>31374655
>Get in bed with her.
I agree with >>31374841 though. Limit to snuggles and kissing
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>>Get in bed with her.
Time to wake up in the real world with her next to us.
Everyone asks where she came from.
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>>31374869
Or tatsuko immediately kills her for stealing her pillow
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>>31374655
>>Get in bed with her.
This can in no way end in horrific mind-rending agony.

>>31374899
>tatsuko immediately kills her
>not enjoying double pillow
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>>31374869
if anyone asks, just stare blankly
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Looks like you're getting into bed with the Eldritch waifu that can't talk.

Please give me 1d8.
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Rolled 5

>>31374951
>inb4 mindcontrol
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>>31374899
>we wake up in bed with nightmare waifu and tatsuko
>Tatsuko raises her head stares across at nightmare made flesh
>then she puts her head back down, and we spend the next few hours pinned beneath a pir of goddamn amazons.
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Rolled 8

>>31374951
how many girls are cuddling us when we wake up?
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Rolled 7

>>31374951
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Rolled 4

>>31374951
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Rolled 4

>>31374951
We can do this
We can survive the waifu
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>>31374978
5, of course it would be 5.

All I needed was the one. This is going to be fun.
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>>31375039
Well, I guess she's into vore then?
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>>31375039
Write faster.
I am filled with a burning desire to know what happens next.
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>>31375039
Uhoh
We just fucked up on the random number chart
A-anything! Take anything guide! Take our looks, our Protagonist points, our house, our harem...
JUST DON'T TAKE THE ENCHANTMENT
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>>31375039
kind of hoping >>31374991 is right about the roll. That'd give us all the girls we're trying after in one hilarious lovely pile on the couch, with Elder God waifu maybe replacing Karasuba if she manifests
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Time to spend some points on BSenchanting our new friend a body.
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>>31375071
>JUST DON'T TAKE OUR COOKING SKILLS
ftfy. We have priorities.
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>>31375071
it wasn't a 1, so it probably won't be terrible. Just interesting/hilarious/plot inducing
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>>31375222
Clealy option 5 was tentacles.
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>>31375273
god I hope so

inb4 /d/ plz go
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>>31375273
Don't be ridiculous. Option five is that it emerges from the nightmare with our newborn offspring.
All of them hungry.
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>>31375273
I'm fine with this
not only good in a fight, great for the group sex we'll be having
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>>31375039
Wha-What Are We Gonna Do on the Bed, Eldritch-tan?
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>>31375360
silly anon. We'll wake up and find up Eldritch-tan has become our bed
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>>31375039
We're gonna need to be fluent in aklo to understand what she does to us on the bed, aren't we?
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>>31375316
I think it's less "/d/ plz go" and more "/d/, calm down and plz let OP do more than just write smut."
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I really can't believe we are getting in bed first thing with an elder god that may or may not pull massive mind magics on us.
How do we not know that by getting in bed we are accepting some kind of contract? We should try and communicate first guys.
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It's too late now. Time to sit back and enjoy the ride.
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>>31374655
Well, you think you’ve heard somewhere that sometimes the best way out is through. So, you do your best to smile again, saying, “Sure,” as mildly as you can.

It’s here that it brightens up even more, smiling grandly at you. Giving you a push towards the bed, she stands there, apparently focusing off in the distance for just a second as you gingerly get in the real/not real sheets.

As you settle in, she wanders over and climbs in beside you, both of you still fully dressed, which fills you with not a little relief as you were pretty sure you didn’t want your first time to be with an eldritch thing from beyond that may or may not only exist in your mind. Your second time maybe but…well never mind that.

It’s here that she snuggles into you, feeling as right as she can be. But you know on some level that she’s not actually there. But as her warmth seeps into you, you find yourself caring less and less about that and more drifting into a comfortable sleep. Your last conscious thought as you fall into darkness is that if she is trying to kill you this way, there are much worse ways to die.

But you don’t die. After you hit darkness you feel yourself start to wake up almost immediately. Drifting slowly out of sleep, you feel the couch beneath you again, with its not quite as soft as possible support and your head slightly inclined on the pillow that rest on the armrest. But there is something new, a warm body on top of yours.

You’re not sure how they got there, a quick gentle squeeze of your arms lets you know that they’re under the covers with you, just that they are. However they do feel nice, with curves in all the right places and their arms around you as well. Opening your eyes you’re greeted by a head of brown hair.
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>>31375400
Communication is for bitches. Real men charge forward with out any thought of the consequences.
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>>31375427
oh god its the lesbian
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>>31375400
>we are accepting some kind of contract?
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>>31375427
brown?
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>>31375427
>Brown hair
OH FUCKKKKK
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>>31375427
Odd, you were kind of expecting blue, seeing as how Tatsuko was your only serial snuggler. But whatever, it’s not like brown was an uncommon hair colo…oh hell.

You angle yourself so that you can get a better look at the persons face, while simultaneously trying not to move more than your neck muscles or breath to hard. Somehow you manage to do this despite your just woken state, keeping your cuddler asleep.

Yep, it’s Kaede, fully snuggled up to you and thankfully asleep at the moment.

>Panic.
>Panic more, fling her off of you.
>Remain calm and panic internally.
>Other
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>>31375427
So we're a sleep walker, eh?
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>>31375427
Good lord, this won't be ending well.
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>>31375476
Remain calm and try to get out of bed without waking her up so she doesn't murder us. Panic once we're free
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>>31375476
>Remain calm and panic internally.
this is perfect. let her wake up to us so she can blame nobody but herself.
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>>31375476
>Other
Go back to sleep, wait for her to wake up
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>>31375476
>Other
"OH GOD I FEEL SO VIOLATED"
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>>31375476
>>Remain calm and panic internally.
Maybe if we don't move she won't see us.
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>>31375476
>>31375476
>Other
Use our own blood to write a defensive enchantment, using bedsheet as the focus,
When we're done, make a break for Tatsuko's room, try to block the first shot with enchantment.
We're safe once we make it to her room.
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>>31375476
>>Remain calm and panic internally.
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>>31375476
>Remain calm and panic internally.
Any chance us us warding ourself against violence before she wakes up?
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>>31375476
>Remain calm and panic internally
How do we enchant our way out of this
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>>31375476
>>Remain calm and panic internally.
Oh, how I wish it was just tentacles.
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>>31375476
The closer she's gotten to us, the clearer the tentacles have become
Oh god
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>>31375476
Is it a reasonable hour to wake up, an hour before dawn or less? If it is, try and get out of the bed, panicking internally until we're free. Then make the house a light breakfast before heading to some predawn training with Ms Black (leave a note if nobody's awake yet, since people are apparently gunning for us now). Once we've finished with that, the shops should be open in town, so go grocery shopping so we have better meal options. We should get back just in time for a quick shower before class
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>>31375476
>Remain calm and panic internally
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>>31375476
>Remain calm and panic internally.
Some kind of alternate being stalking our deams and the edge of our vision? Ehh. Hostile target hugging us in the morning? SOUND THE ALARM PANIC PANIC OAH MERCIFUL GOD PLEASE SPARE ME YOUR WRATH I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
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>>31375615
>Kaede is the host of Eldritch-chan
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>>31375476
>Remain calm and panic internally.
Well I didn't see this one coming.
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>>31375605
this should probably be our morning ritual, but I'm more leaning towards trying to remain calm and panicking internally, then doing morning plan stuff when we aren't in immediate danger
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Where is the gold box we made? If it's within arms reach we could call for help with the magic walky talky
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And you guys thought it was only going to be tentacles, I'm dying over here.

Anyway, looks like you're panicking internally.
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>>31375655
>>31375605
If we do that then we would miss all the fun morning stuff though...
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>>31375732
>HELP
>do you know what time it is?
>NO I DONT AND COME HELP ME NOW
>calm down for gods sake, whats wrong
>LESBIAN CUDDLING ME HELP NOW
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Eldrith lady possessed us making turning us into a girl temporarily who seduced Kaede?
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>>31375605
>>31375757
we should probably bring one of the girls with us, if they're awake by the time we leave. Both to help us carry groceries after we're tired and broken, and just in case someone attacks us
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Slendere turned on our swagger and we woke up covered in lesbian.
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>>31375756
>only
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>>31375794
Wrong question. Is she on our couch or are we in her bed?
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>>31375829
Christ, our protag powers are terrifying.
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>>31375732
I think they're psychic walky talkys so we wouldn't even risk waking the lesbian up by using them

>>31375756
I think this is even better than tentacles
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>>31375857
Our couch
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>>31375732
>Gold box thing that the new guy (who may be cute enough to not vivisect) starts buzzing
>too damn early
>Pick it up anyways
>"The fuck do-"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suY06PVK_bI
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>>31375756
I'm glad I saw this thread. Dam this is hilarious to read and watch. Keep up the great work Guide.
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>>31375783
>>31375916
I really hope we call Kanami and she wakes up the entire house.
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>mfw OP uses different image for first post
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>>31375992
>inb4 Kanami calls EVERYONE
>Every character we've met so far busts down the door, thinking there's a massive emergency, and sees us being cuddled by a pretty girl on the couch
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>>31375476
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…no, no, calm down yeah that’s right. Freaking out will only wake up the psycho lesbian who tried to ventilate your dome yesterday morning even faster. Alright what to do what to do….

Well, with the situation you’re in there really isn’t very much you CAN do. Kaede has you pinned, the width of the couch is not enough for her to be beside you, so she climbed on top of you. Despite this, she somehow managed to get underneath the covers, allowing her an even better grip on you as she slept. There’s also the fact that you’re only in your boxers and a thin white t-shirt, a concession to the possibility you might throw the covers off at night and that one of the girls might come down before you wake up. Later that might not be an issure, but for now, well maybe the cotton will deflect Kaede’s sword as she tries to murder you…well at least you can hope.

Despite your best efforts to remain as still and calm as possible, the threat of imminent cold steely death makes you tense up just a little. While not very much, it does stretch your arms against Kaede’s grip just a little. This is unfortunately enough to get her to stir, letting out a cute little groan as she nuzzles against you. If you weren’t positive that she’d murder you for voicing it, you’d probably tell her she was cute like that.
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>>31376139
But, that stir is apparently enough for her to wake up and as she nuzzles against you she leans forward, eyes still closed.

“Don’t wanna wake up,” she says cutely, her breath now on your cheek as you remain still. This causes you to twitch just a little more, your breath brushing her hair.

This is apparently a good/bad thing as her cheeks turn red. “So early,” she says with a giggle, “But I guess one won’t hurt anything.”

One what won’t hurt...?

Your brain is stopped from pursuing that train of thought though, by Kaede’s lips pressing against yours. She tastes like...strawberries.

Thought's?

>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
>...She sure smells nice.
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>>31376168
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
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>>31376168
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
ALAAAAAARM
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>>31376168
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
There is no funnier responce
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>>31376168
>...She sure smells nice.

our brain has shorted out.
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>>31376168
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
SOUND ALL ALARMS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WE ARE DEAD, DEAD I TELL YOU
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>>31376168
>...She sure smells nice.
Might as well enjoy it
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>>31376168
>...She sure smells nice.
Then
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
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>>31376168
>>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
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>>31376168
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
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>>31376168
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
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>>31376168
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
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>>31376168
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
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>>31376168
>>...She sure smells nice.
Followed by
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
Then we can freak out.
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
If were lucky we'll come out of this with our dick intact.
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>>31376168
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
>Nooooooooooooo
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>>31376168

>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
>...She sure smells nice.
>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.

In that order
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>>31376195
Not only this, but there is someone she habitually kisses in the morning. This cannot end well.
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>>31376168
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...

Yeah, eldritch lady possessed/transformed us and went after Kaede.
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>>31376168
>>...She sure smells nice.

Obviously, we must now create an enchantment that will turn us into a little girl.
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>>31376168
>>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.
Our suffering shall be the stuff of legends.
At least one good thing'll come out of this.
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She sure smells nice is the average beta MC who can't form any sort of normal or interesting emotion. We are better then that.
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>all these votes for killing twice
C'mon, guys, have fun with it. go with Smelling good, we are snarky even in our death throes.
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>>31376168
>...She sure smells nice.
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>>31376168
>...She sure smells nice.
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>>31376168
[X]All options in order in rapid succession.
[X]Repeat above until she wakes up or tries to kill us.
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smelling nice is getting pretty samefagged right now.
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>>31376168
The only correct choice is option 4. All of the above.
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>>31376340
So is
>she is going to kill me twice
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>>31376168
>My first kiss was with a lesbian...
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>my first kiss was with a lesbian
OH GOD THIS QUEST IS MY HIGHSCHOOL LIFE
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>>31376372
nah, the smelling nice is coming in 1 minute intervals. I even want that option, but some asshole is forcing it.
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>>31376372
So is >My first kiss was with a lesbian...
there are only 2 people in this thread
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>>31376410
2 people are samefagging 3 options?
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>>31376437
We work very hard
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Alright, there are enough votes for multiple that I'm throwing this all together in a big mash-up, considering that's more than likely what anyone would do in this situation.

>Captcha: rduagod pass

No Captcha, god is not giving you a pass for this one.
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>>31376405
I posted late, maybe thats throwing you off. Im sure not everyone is waiting for the thread to get updated all the time.
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>>31376451
You mean you work real hard.
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>>31376168
>>Oh fuck she's going to kill me twice.

Do. Not. Want.
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>>31376474
It's all guide. There is no one else in this thread.
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>>31376513
not like this choice even really matters.
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>>31376527
Guide is everyone on /tg/ right now
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>>31376533
We can still rail against the dying of the light in our heads.
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>>31376527
You'd think Guide/we/I would know that posting every reply in a quest thread is more or less masturbation. Which is why He/We/I is/are/am doing it.
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>>31376536
>yfw you found out Guide is wasting time in our lives, bringing us ever closer to our deaths. Where he then delivers us to the after-life.
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>...She sure smells nice.
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Rolled 92, 94 = 186

>>31376575
>>31376567
>>31376536
Being a GM is truly suffering. If I drop this quest does that mean there is only guide talking to himself?
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pfft, i'm not guide (i swear)
I just don't vote more than once
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I am he as you are he as you are me. And we are all together.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-etbkqh2ar4
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>>31376168
Even as she kisses you, your first thought on the situation is that Kaede is going to kill you twice, no three times. Really though, she nearly had a fit at Akeno coming in and falling on you, what is she going to do when she realizes that she’s kissing you. But really though, this is a little much, your first kiss with a lesbian…

Oh god. Your first kiss is with a lesbian…You’re not sure what to think. For one, it really is your first kiss, at least as far as you remember and you’re pretty sure that your first kiss is supposed to be looked back on fondly with possibly a few giggles at how bad it was, not pants-shitting terror at the thought of being murdered by the one who kissed you. Then there’s a brief though at the fact that the goddamn world managed to sneak a first kiss on you, while you were just waking up. Stupid world, you were trying to ignore those things...

Finally after a few seconds, do kisses usually last this long? Kaede seems to be kissing you for a long time…, your brain finally decides to ignore your frontal cortex and let the hindbrain forward, informing you that the female currently kissing the crap out of you is in fact damn attractive and that the more reptile parts of your psyche appreciate this greatly. You decide to take advantage of this fact, I mean, if you’re going to die you might as well enjoy ever second you can.
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>>31376777
But it only lasts a bit more, before Kaede stops kissing you, lifts her head up slowly and then starts to open her eyes.

“I hope that was enough for you,” she says lazily, still not quite looking at you, “because I’d really like to do that agai…”

There’s a pregnant pause as she stares at you, her mouth dropping open and eyes wide.

It looks like you might have a few seconds to react…and you feel a plot point hovering in the air, slowing down time enough for you to decide to use it if you want.

>Wait for her to do something.
>Try and slip away now that she’s not completely on top of you.
>Try and talk her down.
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
>Other
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>>31376801
was there ever any doubt?
>plot point
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
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>>31376801
> use plot point -20
Slendere guided her here for a reason.
Praise Slendere.
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
Like a big red button i have to push it.
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>>31376801
>Call her a pervert
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>>31376801
>Try and slip away now that she’s not completely on top of you.

she isn't worth the plot points.
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
Maximum plot!
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>>31376801

>use the plot point
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>>31376801
>>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
girlpile 2-electric boogaloo?
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
SAVE ME PLOT, YOUR MY ONLY HOPE
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points

I mean, what could go wrong?
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
We need a rape/murder whistle seriously
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>>31376801
>>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
PRAISE SLENDERE'S EARTHLY AVATAR
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>>Try and talk her down.
NOPE
"Is there a reason you're sleeping on me?"
Dig. Dig us as deep as you can!
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.

Haha, time for PLOT!
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>>31376801
>>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.

I'm not taking any chances.
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>>31376801
>Other
"Um, why are you in my bed?"
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>>31376801
I don't want to vote for the mystery box, but I want to vote for it. I'll just not vote and if it ends up a waste i'll call everyone who voted for it a true man
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>>31376801
>Use the plot point. -20 Protag points.
hopefully this point has nothing to do with crazy lesbo becoming bi for us. That's a season 2 thing
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>>31376878
Son, that's not digging.

"I didn't realize you were Bi. Warn me next time so I can reciprocate"

is digging.
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>>31376953
Good man! That's the spirit!
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Poking the big red button is a go.

Also>>31376866
I don't know where my picture is, but I'm sure somebody else will post it for me since I've mentioned it.
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>>31376866
Found it.
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>>31377126
That's not true. You can whistle without any tools around elves and they'll get raped pronto.
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>>31376801
You don’t know what else to do, you don’t think there’s a whole lot else you can do besides fling your power at the point as fast as you can, running will only make you die tired and of all the people least likely to listen to reason…

So you do it, throwing power at the plot point with as much urgency as you pulled that magical shield out of your ass. Hopefully it works faster than the last two, seeing as how a couple of seconds is enough for Kaede to summon her pistol and blow your brains out, even if the headmistress gave you some bullshit story about not being able to die.

Luckily it does, with Kaede throwing herself backwards from the couch with a blood-curdling scream and a thud, certain to wake up everyone in the house with the possible exception of Tatsuko.

“N-no, no,” she says, voice hi pitched and apparently terrified, even as she crawls away from your non-moving, non-threatening form.

“No, I can’t, I promised that I wouldn’t…” she’s babbling now, clearly not actually talking to you, but to herself.

“No, no, make it go away, make the hurt go away, I don’t want it coming back, no, no, no!” That last comes out as a near scream again, as you hear footsteps thundering down the stairs.
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>>31377424
Seconds later all of the other girls come rushing out, in various states of dress, wakefulness and battle-preparation.

Akeno, who appears to still be waking up, is dressed in just a sheer- nightie looking piece of cloth, with a ball of electricity in her hand, while Tatsuko seems to be fully awake, angry looking and wearing a t-shirt that’s just barely long enough to provide “modesty”.

Chris and Nanoha are both in robes, Chris looking barely alive but with a small sword in her hand, with Nanoha awake but apparently weaponless. Kaname stumbles down last, rubbing her eye, wearing a set of relatively modest sleeping clothes.

They all come to a stop at the bottom of the stairs, looking at you, still laying frozen on the couch, and Kaede, still screaming mostly terrified nonsense across the room.

What do you say?

>…She started it.
>I don’t know either!
>Morning.
>Other
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>>31377439
>Morning.
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>>31377439
>>31377424
abused? or demonic pact?
>she started it
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>>31377439
>Start making breakfast

>Morning
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>>31377439
>I don’t know either!
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>>31377439
Uhh...morning?
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>>31377439
>...She started it.
Followed immediately by
>I don't know either!
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>>31377439
>>Morning.
I think it's been established that John is a bit of an ass in situations like this.

>>Other
Wait for a beat after the greeting, then quickly tell them that you woke up with her asleep on top of you and she freaked out when she woke up.
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>>31377439
Sorry, I have no idea what just happened. I'm going to make us all some breakfast and give Kaede a little space
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>>31377439
>I don’t know either!
Lets not be a total ass now guys
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>>31377439
>>I don’t know either!
Emphatic shrug, head shake
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>>31377439
>I don't know either.

Tragic past imposed, bummer.
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>>31377439
>I don’t know either!
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>>31377439

>I don't know either!

We don't have to be an ass everytime
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>>31377439
>I don’t know either!
do the only thing we know how in this situation-make her a nice meal
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>>31377439
I wish we could say
>"I really need to find the off switch for my Swag."

Real choice
>Morning
Followed by
>I don’t know either.
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>>31377439
>I don’t know either!
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>>31377439
>I don’t know either!
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>>31377439
>Morning.
>I don’t know either!
and yeah, totally make her breakfast to help her calm down. I think oatmeal and fruit is supposed to be soothing
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>>31377424
>make the hurt go away
for some reason this makes me sad
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Looks like "I don't know either" wins.

Writing.
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>>31377439
>Morning
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>>31377637
As it should.
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>>31377637
Don't let it get you down. Whatever she was before, currently she's a crazy lesbian who wants to ventilate us.

Hopefully we can get here away as quickly as possible
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>>31377659
might be too late, but can we make everyone breakfast if the situation gets resolved in the next post?
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>>31377678
also voting breakfast making if we can calm lesbo down a little bit
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>>31377677
Sure, just let her stab the hurt away so she never has to feel the pain again. I'd rather not do that though.
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>>31377834
As long as the stabbing is isolated to herself, I have no problem with that.
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>>31377880
I am aware. Disappointed, but aware.
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>>31377439
With the other five residents of the house looking at you to provide an explanation, you do the absolute best you can in this situation.

“I don’t know either!” you say, throwing your hands up in the air as Kaede finally seems to calm down enough to stop screaming, merely rocking herself back and forth with her hands around her knees and her face placed behind them.

“You don’t know,” says Kaname, the only one who appears to be in any state to ask intelligent questions, “You don’t know!? You’re the only one down here!”

“But I don’t know why she’s freaking out so much!” you reply, frustrated as Tatsuko and Akeno calm down and stop projecting lightning respectively. Chris still seems to be mostly asleep, holding onto her rapier.

“I mean, I woke up with her on top of me!”

Kaname and the rest look at you like you grew a third arm, second head and a couple extra sets of noses.

“She was on top of you?” replies Kaname skeptically.

“Yes! Do I look like I got up and assaulted her,” you gesture to your still laying down position on the couch, “It was her laying on top of me and then she freaked out after she opened her eyes and saw that she kissed me instead of whoever else she thought it was!”

…Oops, maybe you should have kept that one to yourself, at least based on the reactions you’re getting.

Akeno and Tatsuko look almost…disappointed, while Chris and Kaname have both started to turn interesting shades of red. Nanoha however still appears to be in just a bit of shock, all of this being just a tad too much for her.

“She…kissed you?” asks Kaname.

“Yes, she kissed me,” you reply.

“Oh…”

Well that was certainly helpful,

>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
>Nope, going to go for a run to clear my head.
>You all can deal with this, I’m going back to sleep.
>Other.
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>>31378031
>Nope, going to go for a run to clear my head.

Bitches and whores, man.
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>>31378031
>>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!

We are the healing chef. This house is in need of healing.
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
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>>31378031
"Guys, I'm probably not the best person to be around her, since I caused...whatever's happening with her. Can one of you try and help her out, I'll make something for her when she calms down, then I'm going for a quick jog and maybe a spar or two to get my head on straight. Anybody want to come with?"
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
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>>31378031
>Nope, going to go for a run to clear my head.
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
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>>31378084
seconding this, especially because there's about to be a big fight between be head chef and get /fit/
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>>31378110
>>31378108
>>31378090
>>31378076
>>31378074

You guys REALLY want to remain in the vicinity of the woman we apparently traumatized? You are the WORST grief counselors I've ever seen in my life. We remove ourselves from the vicinity, let people completely unrelated deal with her, then insert ourselves back in once she's thinking rationally.
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>>31378084
this can work. Maybe fine-tune the first bit a little-sounds kind of off. Good otherwise thoug
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>>31378145
>implying her grief matters
>at all
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
>>31378084
also this
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>>31378031
I already voted, but this needs to be said.

WE DON'T HAVE THE INGREDIENTS FOR BISCUITS AND GRAVY
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>>31378145
The food calls to them.
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>>31378031
Biscuits and gravy!
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>>31378031
>Screw it, time for BISCUITS AND GRAVY!
Also go get some groceries, aren't we almost out of food?
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>>31378084
yeah lets do this. We should absolutely not be around her until she's a little better. And plus, this way the girls think we're smart and caring and the viewers like us more
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>>31378154
If we don't want a bullet in our brainpan while we sleep, it most certainly fucking does. You don't trigger (in the real sense, not the tumblr sense) a psychpath who has tried to kill you before and expect to live. RUN.
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>>31378183
I thought we wanted to go food shopping with all the waifus so we could find out their tastes.
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>>31378084
seems legit
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>>31378200
I'd much rather the psychopath gets dragged to a sanitarium or hospital or wherever the fuck they can try and piece her back together that isn't here.
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>>31378031
>>Nope, going to go for a run to clear my head.
"Right. I'm going to run away now. If it's not too much trouble, would one of you mind finding out what the hell's going on kthanxbye!"
CHEESE IT
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>>31378084
I like this, if only because we didn't have ingredients for biscuits and gravy yesterday and nobody's gone shopping yet
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Looks like you you guys are focused on the food today. Writing.
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>>31378084
this please. Just staying with someone freaking out at the sight of us is probably a poor choice
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>>31378281
To bad they forgot we can't make those Biscuits and Gravy

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31232352
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>>31378317
I didn't, no worries.
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>>31378281
We don't have any ingredients, though. the choice is impossible.
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>>31378324
whelp, food shopping with waifus
and also http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31308386/#p31315864
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>>31378362
Meeting Karasuba buying a shitton of apples and being intimidated into never mentioning it
I am ok with this encounter
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>>31378031
“You know what, I’m done,” you say, throwing off your blankets and standing up, clad only in your t-shirt and boxers, “I am done in here and I am going to the kitchen to make comfort food.” You stomp into the kitchen as the girls still stare at you. At least until you do until you remember that you’re completely out of the things to make biscuits and gravy, turn right around and march back into the living room.

“Right after I go shopping,” you say, grabbing a pair of pants and a new shirt, throwing them on quickly as they still stare at you.

You look at them, cocking an eyebrow, “I’m leaving, if you want to come with me, I’ll be outside for five minutes. Otherwise someone help Kaede,” you glance at the still rocking girl with just a bit of worry.
That shocks them out of their revere, Tatsuko and Akeno dashing back upstairs, with Kaname and Nanoha shaking themselves enough to go help Kaede. Chris finally seems awake now, glancing between the two groups, but finally joining in helping Kaede as you walk out the door.

You wait five minutes exactly, with Tatsuko and Akeno coming out the door with only seconds to spare. Akeno somehow looks like she spent the morning getting ready and Tatsuko…well Tatsuko looks like she always does.

“Come on,” you say, heading down towards the market on Eats street. Neither of them attempts much conversation as you walk and you only reply shortly until you make it to the market, which is less a market and more of a large all in one grocery/general goods store for college students.
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is guide dead?
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>>31378765
“Alright,” you say, glancing around, “We should get plenty of food for the seven of us.”

“Are you sure about that, with Kaede and all?” asks Akeno.

“Yes…no…maybe,” you say, still undecided about how you feel towards the girl, “Let’s just get some food and deal with that later,” you say.

With the two girls help the shopping goes quickly and relatively easily, with you picking out items and placing them in the carts being pushed around by the girls. You get a little bit of everything, but make sure to pick up plenty of ingredients for biscuits and gravy.

After checking out, your wallet somehow having enough to pay for the large pile of food, Tatsuko grabs most of the bags, leaving her hands full of two improbably sized bulges of bagged food. The three of you step outside, heading back towards the house when somebody calls your name.

“Oh, are you John Galt?” they ask excitedly.

Turning you see a girl, with a nice figure, relatively tall and she even has red hair! Oh wait…goddamnit why does she have two colored hair!? Somebody is totally screwing with you now, there’s no other explanation for this!

But you still haven’t answered her question. Are you John Galt?

>Yes.
>No.
>Who’s asking?
>Other.
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>>31378785
too easy.
>Other
Who is John Galt?
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Whos asking?
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>>31378813
seconded
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>>31378785
Who?
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>>31378785

>Yes.
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>>31378785
>Probably, but whos asking.
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>>31378785
>Yes?
Also the split hair color was genius
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>>31378813
god-dammit, I get it. You're setting us up for a reference Guide. Seconding this.
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>>31378813
We can even rationalize this - akeno warned us yesterday that people are targetting john galt, so staying incognito makes sense.
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>>31378813
Oh yes, so very this.
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>>31378785
>>31378819
>Who?
I second this
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>>31378813
+1ing this
We got told yesterday that the entire campus is gunning for us now, let's not advertise who we are
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>>31378813
I like this response, but why do I feel there's a reference here I'm not getting?
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>>31378813
so very this
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>>31378813
The refrences
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>>31378813
This
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>>31378868
Atlas Shrugged
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>>31378868
John Galt is part of Atlas Shrugged, the guy who we named our MC after. one of the main things in Atlas Shrugged is about what John Galt represents. hence, 'Who is John Galt?'
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>>31378879
>>31378897
Well, now I just feel silly.
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>>31378905
Thats ok, its not a great read
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>>31378905
Eh. It's a shitty fucking book anyway.
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Well, looks like theirs an obvious winner for that one. Writing.
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>>31378905
The book is very boring and too whinny, it tries to tell everyone to be dicks.
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>>31378960
>>31378929
>>31378922

>opinions
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>>31378974
>must not make fun of objectivists in this thread
>must not make fun of objectivists in this thread
>must not make fun of objectivists in this thread
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>>31378974
It's not even objectively well-written.
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>>31378996
Too late
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>>31379007
God dammit. Do you know how much willpower it took not to say anything?
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>>31378947
I'm actually the person that suggested John's name in the first thread. It was all just a set up for this joke. And, I don't even like Atlas Shrugged.
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>>31379007
>>31379006
>>31378996
>>31379033
>>31379036

>implying I'm objectivist
>implying I've even read the book
>Implying I'm not just trying to stir shit up by saying that
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Eh, it could be worse, at lease some Jackass doesn't post a image of Atlas Shrugged and greentexting 'John Galt' in every fucking thread.

coughZeonQuestcough
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>>31378785
“Who’s John Galt?” you immediately reply, on guard for a strange girl asking your name out of nowhere.

“Oh, you haven’t heard?” she says, “He’s the guy who cast that giant ward yesterday! Can you imagine, a male casting something like that!” She seems more surprised than anything as she says that, but you still have to bite your tongue a little bit.

“Oh,” you say, doing your best to act surprised, “No, I hadn’t heard about that.” Glancing back you see Akeno is on her guard, but Tatsuko looks just a tad bit confused. Apparently subtlety isn’t her strong point, but then again you probably shouldn’t be surprised considering she has two setting that you’ve seen, “sleepy” and “berserker rage”.

“Really?” the girl asks, taking a step towards you and peering at your face over her bag of groceries, “Because you look kinda like what they told me he looked like.”

“Nope, never heard of him before,” you say, trying not to take a step back so you don’t appear suspicious.

“Oh,” says the girl, straightening up as she speaks, “That’s too bad, I need to find him and I’d hoped it would be easy.”

Well, Akeno’s theory about people looking for you seems to be playing out correctly at least. It’s strange, this girl doesn’t seem to be the type to come looking for you by herself. You almost make a move to leave, but then another new female voice intrudes.

“Hey, Riela, what are you doing?” it asks, the girl herself coming around the corner and why the hell are you even surprised anymore? Of course she has blue hair.

“Imca!” the girl says brightly, turning towards the newcomer, “I was just asking this guy here if he was John Galt, apparently he hadn’t heard the news about yesterday.”

“Of course he’s not…” the new girl pauses, staring at you.

Crap, she might recognize you.

>Stay there, you’re fine.
>Run, not good.
>Attack them.
>Other.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine.

Why are you guys after this guy anyway?
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>>31379220
Act natural. If you run, they know it's you. Blend, we blend. If they ask, we say we're Physical based, hoping to learn Casting
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>>31379220

>Stay there, you’re fine.
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>>31379220
>>Other.
This seems like a situation where a convenient trip and fall into girls crotch accident may be useful.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you're fine
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>>31379220
Don't panic. Go Keima-Mode and physically change your bone-structure through thought to be as boring as possible.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine.
Totally fine
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>>31379279
i misread that as "boner-structure"

needless to say, i was confused.
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>>31379220
Stay there, if they seem to even approach Akeno and Tatsuko will attack and besides blue hair.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine
If worse comes to past atleast there is our berserker and thunderstorm with us.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine.
>also blue hair
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>>31379299
That might work, too. it'd be a distraction away from your face, at any rate.
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>>31379270
THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES
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>>31379303
>>31379311
Not only blue hair but a name she is harem-able.
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>>31379220
>Stay there, you’re fine.
play it cool
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>>31379220
>>Stay there, you’re fine.
Be ready
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Looks like you fear no blue haired/half silvery blue haired girls.
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Holy fuck, I went out to lift, and I almost fucking missed this. so glad I made it back in time.
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We still need to interact with PT teacher. We need to raise her points to probationary Harem Member. She is definitely a crowd favorite.
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>>31379502
Agreed
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>>31379502
Also she would be the best to use our enchantments with.
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>>31379502
oh yeah, she's wonderful. I doubt we'll have a chance this session, but in the next one we should definitely head to her dojo before classes. Maybe after training ask her why nobody ever asked her to train them? I mean even if they ran after day one, you'd think there'd be a couple crazies wanting to learn swording
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>>31379502
definitely. we definitely have a penchant for crazies, don't we?
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>>31379502
Definitely
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>>31379502
This is 4chan of course we love the crazies.
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>>31379502
we don't need her in the harem
she can be bro tier
a highly recurring character
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>>31379540
I think we're the only one crazy enough to want to train with her. Also, for the rest of the crazies, keep in mind that this is a magical college. They're probably off learning to pyro.
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>>31379555
no, we waifu the swordmaster
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>>31379555
sensei definitely needs to be in the harem
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>>31379555
>a highly recurring character
NO, She will be in the harem.
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>>31379555
she can highly recurr on our penis
hurr hurr hurr
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>>31379566
seriously, between her and tatsuko, nobody'll want to fuck with john galt.
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>>31379573
She can master my sword anytime
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>>31379573
ok, everyone else was a fag but you won me over
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>>31379545
yep
So far we've got Akeno and Tatsuko as the craziest in the harem, plus we're going for Karasuba, who is one of the crazier women in anime and manga
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>>31379220
You stand there as the girl looks at you, body slightly tense despite yourself; hand around the non-existent hilt of a sword by your side. Your fight or flight instincts are screaming at you, but you don’t have a good reason to attack them and running will just give away your guilt. So you stand there, waiting.

The completely blue haired girl, Imca, stares at you for a moment longer, before breaking off. But then she looks to your side, eyes landing on Tatsuko and going wide, before going back to you, darting to Akeno and then back to you.

She drops back a few steps, light shimmering in her hands before…Holy SHIT is that a big gun/sword/grenade launcher thingy and it’s pointed right at you. Akeno immediately jumps forward, interspersing herself between you and the gun as it barks, a shield popping into existence as she does so.

“Imca!” yells the half and half hair colored girl as she jumps in between you, apparently surprised at her friend’s actions, “What was that for!”

“That’s him!” Imca yells at her, eyes hard and darting between you and your partners, “He’s got the Berserker and the Smiling Devil with him and you didn’t recognize them?!”

Riela turns her head back towards you, eyes focusing more on Akeno and Tatsuko, who is now angrily gripping the bags but not yet in full berserker mode, before going back to you and then Imca.

“That’s no reason to start a fight in the street,” she says, scolding her friend, “Besides; we still need to get the groceries back.”

“But he’s right there!” says the other girl, apparently frustrated, “If we get him we can finally get out from under her thumb!”

Well, this is interesting. They’re apparently having a fight over whether to…try and capture you as far as you can tell.

>Ask them why they want to capture you.
>Get out of there.
>Attack them.
>Other.
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>>31379576
You'd think that, but you forget that this is an anime. Somebody will always try to fuck with us (and not in the good way)
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>>31379605
Also in a good way
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>>31379594
One of the power players of the Academy, I take it? Why don't you enlighten me on who's gunning for me today, and I won't sic Tatsuko on you.
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>>31379594
>>Other.

Look, we both need to get our groceries to our respective homes--let's just reschedule.

Give the fans something to look forward to, maybe even get a montage.
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you.
Hmmm, we may be able to find our prime antagonist here.
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>>31379594
Other
Ask about getting out from under Who's thumb.
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you.
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>>31379594
>Maybe I could help you? You have blue hair, after all.
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>>31379594
>>Ask them why they want to capture you.
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you
>Take groceries out of Tatsuko's hands just in case
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you.
Gotta build up them Harem Links... I mean social links for our Harem Army
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you.
under whose thumb?
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>>31379594
>Other.
"Tatsuko, do you want me to carry the bags?"
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>>31379635
No not yet we haven't established our characters to break the 4th wall yet
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>>31379621
let's not piss off the nice lady with the fucking gatling gun with a bayonette on it pointed at us.
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you.
do this while heading back to the house. If they start to get aggressive just look at them and say "Look, I'm sorry I'm not stopping to fight you, but I accidentally caused someone to have nervous breakdown, so I kind of need to make them breakfast since comfort food is the only real way I know how to comfort people. How 'bout tomorrow?"
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>>31379594
>Ask them why they want to capture you.
No need to be rude or afraid of a fight since her friend is reasoning with her for us to avoid a fight.
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>>31379654
What
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>>31379594
>I'm guessing you're in some kind or situation that I am part of solving. I would have been more likely to help you if you hadn't shot at me, but there is still a high chance that you can convince me. . . Just not here.
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>>31379654
what do you mean? they just said it in front of our face.
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>>31379594
"Look, I'm sure you have your reasons for wanting to capture me, but I've got to make breakfast for half a dozen people before being brutally beaten by a madwoman with a sword. So why don't we walk and talk, and maybe see if none o us have to walk away broken?"
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>>31379594
Reading this, I get an image in my head, and as i get to "as it barks" I just hear a little chihuahua yap in my head.
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Looks like you're playing the ask first, sword people later type harem lead.

Writing.
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>>31379720
I like this. The snark has done us well so far.
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>>31379736
of course. First we establish reasons for fighting, then we kick ass, then we have new harem members and/or friends
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>>31379720
Seconding this
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>>31379720
This seems good with the questions about leadership thrown in.
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>>31379748
Well you could've gone the "sword first, make friends later" approach. You never know.
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>>31379720
>Talking about going to get brutally beaten
>In front of Tatsuko
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Damnit. We didn't carry any sword with us ain't we?

Grab a baguette from the grocery bag and enchant that shit when push comes to shove.
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>>31379778
good point. on second thought, let's not say >>31379720 then
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>>31379779
We desperately need to learn that sword summoning skill.

Or enchant ourselves exalibur+, but that might take more time. This is only the third day of school, after all.
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>>31379769
I don't see why we can't do both at the same time.
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>>31379769
We have to get strong enough to do that first. We're working in it.
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>>31379817
Well I'm sure we can befriend anyone that Tatsuko has in a chokehold
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>>31379853
or have akeno apply electric shocks until their disposition improves.
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>>31379853
Eventually we're going to run into someone that Tatsuko isn't strong enough to beat.

And when that day comes we need to be as powerful as we possibly can, for friendship's sake.
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>>31379882
True
But that won't be soon though, we only saw like a fraction of her capabilities and already she clearly is the strongest person we met
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>>31379905
Headmistress.
Karasuba.
Eldritch Waifu.
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>>31379923
>
all of which will eventually become part of our harem and all of which are interested in us
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>>31379923
I am drawn to wonder, just how powerful is Slendy-kun?
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>>31379943
>Headmistress
>Interested in us

pretty sure she wants our fucking head on a fish.
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>>31379971
only way to find out is to give her a real body
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>>31379971
That's "Slendy-chan" and we'll see
It's not malevolent that's for sure. That doesn't mean that it can't kill us out of best intentions though
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>>31379980
>she wants our head on a fish
Kinky.
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>>31379980
The interaction with her was hilarious. Everyone trying to out-snark everyone else.
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>>31379594
You’re not dumb, at least not completely, so it immediately grabs your attention that besides only half of the pair wanting to fight you, the two of them are apparently under orders from somebody they don’t particularly like. This gives you an opening that you can likely exploit.

“Excuse me,” you say, interrupting the two of them, “But why exactly do you want to capture me?”

“Because Ms. Lydia wants you!” says Riela, still standing between you and the barrel of that seriously huge magical gun thing.

“Who’s Ms. Lydia?” you ask, eyeing the dark-blue haired girl who still seems to be eager to shoot you, yet slightly scared of your friends.

“She’s the leader of the Delinquents,” replies Riela, “She tricked us into joining her when we got here last year, but if we capture you, she says we can leave.”

“You can’t leave by yourselves?” you ask, looking back at Akeno confusedly.

“Well we could,” says Riela, “But nobody knows us very well besides the delinquents and they’d come after us if we left by ourselves. Imca and I are good, but not that good.”

“So, you can’t leave the gang because nobody wants you to join their gang and your gang would come after you if you did leave?” Akeno seems to be nodding at you as you speak, confirming your hypothesis.

“More or less,” says the grumpy blue-haired girl, lowering her gun slightly, “So unless you have a better idea Riela, you should get out of my way and let us fight.”

Riela pauses there, looking back at you, then to Imca again.

Well…you could fight. Or you could try and make friends.

>Try and talk them down.
>Signal Akeno and Tatsuko to take them out.
>Walk away.
>Other
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>>31379980
This is a harem anime bad interest just needs to be converted to good through plot points and flags.
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>>31379998
>Try and talk them down.
but be ready to fight in case it fails. We might have to make friends with fists
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>>31379998
Offer them a position in our gang.

We have biscuits and gravy, if that will convince them.
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>>31379998
Have them join your "gang"/ friends.
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>>31379998
>Try and talk them down.
You could join our gang.
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>>31379998
"You guys should join our gang!"
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>>31379998
Akeno, Tatsuko, would you guys have a problem with them joining our gang?
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>>31379998
Guys, if we add them right now we don't have any more room in our Harem for the girls that are THIS close to being added. Don't fall for the bait and rush in. Stabilize what we have and go from there.
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>>31379998
>Try and talk them down.
"You could crash at our place until the whole thing blows over, but you'd have to pitch in for groceries."
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>>31380040
We're talking gangs right now, not harems
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>>31379998
>Try and talk them down.
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>>31380050
It's going to mechanically function the same way, and you know it.
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>>31380040
they aren't going to be waifus (yet) just bros we fight with
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>>31379998
>>Other
"You should join our gang." Point to the groceries "We have excellent catering"
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>>31379998
"I have a better idea. As you can see, I have some... powerful friends." nod towards Tatsuko "If you really don't want to work for this 'Lydia' then work against her. from what I've heard, have the school wants me head on a silver platter, so friends like you are good to have."
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>>31380040
We don't have anybody close and potentials don't count against the count.
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>>31379998
>Try and talk them down.
Definitely try to get them to join us, they get strong friends and we can treat them well.
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>>31380040
They're not going to be in our harem. They just need a place to stay.

They're more like eunuch guards.
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>>31380060
No it's not
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>>31380060
not even a little
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Alright, looks like you want to make friends.

Writing, going to be the last story post but I'll be around to answer questions afterward, not going to pass out this time I swear.
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The thing is that the Guide will keep throwing characters at us until we get the probationary harem to full and then we will advance them.
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>>31380141
I just hope he won't straight up nuke everyone else
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>>31380163
Probably not since our harem count can still go up after that.
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>>31379998
“Well, you could join our gang,” you say, getting you a look from Akeno, whom you try and nod down.

“Really?” asks Riela, whom seems to be rather excited at the whole idea, “You’d do that?”

“Sure,” you say, smiling as you continue your streak of pulling things out of your ass, “We’re not very big yet, more like a small group than a gang really, but as you can see I’ve got powerful friends.”

Imca looks between you, Akeno and Tatsuko, then back to Riela as her friend looks at her.

“You’re serious?” she asks, glancing back to you.

“Very,” you say, then smile and nod at Tatsuko’s hands, “I even cook for them, I’m pretty good if I say so myself.”

It’s here that Tatsuko’s stomach provides an appropriately timed happy rumble, drawing all eyes towards her. She even looks down at her stomach in surprise.

Imca looks back to Riela, who seems to be begging with her eyes even if you can’t see it. Eventually Imca caves, gun disappearing from her hands.

“Fine,” she says, “It’s not like I enjoy working for that bitch anyway.”

“Yes!” says Riela, whom then promptly jumps towards you and Akeno, giving you both a one armed hug, sack of groceries dropped on the ground, “New friends!”

Smiling back up at the girl, you have a feeling you’re going to be making a lot more “friends” as you go.
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>>31380263
Alright, done for the night.

I think this thread went well, you seemed to enjoy it at least.

As a question from me to you, do you like the balance of fluff to crunch so far? Need more one way or the other? I'm curious how you feel.
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>>31380296
Thanks for running the quest.

I'd personally like a bit more crunch. We have all these neat abilities and we can't seem to do anything with them.
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>>31380296
The only issue that I had with it is that I showed up 5 hours too late.
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>>31380320
To be fair, we haven't really had much chance to do anything with them.

On an unrelated note, we need to start setting up wards in and around our house, keyed to our girls. don't want anyone sneaking up on us.
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>>31380296
My biggest problem is nobody is turning this into an actual anime yet. I seriously look forward to this every week. Please don't stop running this anytime soon. The harem count is the biggest problem as we keep trying to get it high enough for all our members. I liked your idea last time of permanent members not counting towards it.
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>>31380345
Wait. That was a related note.
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>>31380296
fluff is fine, we just haven't gotten a chance to use it much.
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>>31380296
Everyone is going to have a nitpick. Mine is I feel things are moving far to quickly character wise. Its been 11 threads and we are just now starting day 3. It feels like soon, every day our protag powers will be going in full effect. We need it spaced out abit more. That being said, I really enjoy this quest my complaint is a minor one.
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>>31380404
I get a feeling that, soon enough, there's gonna be a couple time skips.
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>>31380320
>>31380357
Yeah, I've been feeling the crunch is underutilized, especailly since I've been building it up in my head and haven't let you guys see some of it since it has so far been irrelevant/probably something you shouldn't know yet.

>>31380404
>>31380451
I was planning on one of those sometime. But it would have to be appropriately place, plus I want your guys opinion on it.
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>>31380480
>I was planning on one of those sometime. But it would have to be appropriately place, plus I want your guys opinion on it.

I was wondering if instead of a straight up time skip, we could create schedules for the day and then let those mechanically resolve, with fluff breaking in whenever you see it as appropriate?
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>>31380523
I agree. We need a routine before we spend all this time breaking it.
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>>31373983
>Hasshaku-sama actually became a thing
My sides.


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