Greetings Warriors!I hereby declare the annual Council of Warriors and Fighting folk open! Today we shall discuss some important issues concerning all of us. Our main subject should be dealing with the wyrm outbreak in the west. It's quite possible these malicious animals were created by magic and we need to find a way to deal with the situation at hand
How munny we deal with? I got big stick to clob 'em!
>>31297644Who cares, *adjusts the brim of his musketeer hat* The more we kill the more we loot and the more money we have
>>31297684What loot, exactly, do you expect to get from a bunch of giant armor-plated earthworms?
>>31297735THE GOLDEN KIND!I WANTS THE SHINY STUFF AND THEYS GOT IT!
>>31297761Because monsters drop money when you kill them.We've already been through this, people. Jaggrod finding that magic ring in an elf's ass was an accident. Also it was a cock ring so I'm pretty sure we all know how it got there in the first place.
>>31297804Either way... How many are we dealing with, Im agreeing with the Orc here
>>31297625Fuck your Wyrm's I've been neck deep in Eldar horror's at Bleak point because someone won't let us holy knights cull the local Sorcerer cults, I swear if you let the world end [again] me and the boys are going to have words with Alsiv.
>>31297804>>31297869What now? I can keep them to the ground with a few shots while you lads slice and dice em! Just make sure I get my share!
>>31297984How many are we dealing with!
>>31298008We need to go see! We don't have no magic scrying! We need to walk over and check!
Apparantly the Wizards and Magefolk are having their own meeting regarding how to handle the situation at hand
>>31297984'S fine. I have my engineers point a culverin down their barrows and fire it once they try to slither out. They're just dumb enough to always go through the nearest hole when they sense prey.
>>31298050DEY SEZ WE GET A "AM-YOU-LET OF IM-OH-LATE-SHON" IF WE KILL THE BIG LIZARDS!ITS A SHINY GUYS!
>>31298076Well then my fine friend lets ride and get to those blasted lizards first!
>>31298113THEY SEZ ITS GRATE FOR PARTIEZ, I LIKE PARTIEZ, SPECIALY THE BREAD WITH SPRINKLES!
>>31298076Very well my brothers and comrades We shall ride once this meeting has concludedNow are there any other issues we need to raise before we depart to slay the wyverns?
>>31298156YES! ELDER HORROR"S, IN BLEAK POINT, FUCK IS ANYONE LISTENING?!!!
>>31298156Who's paying us and how much.Also I'm not footing the bar bill again just because the guys whose turn is next keep dying.
>>31298244We're not paid for this, Our pay is what we loot.Also we don't want the pansy mages and wizards to do it before us?!
>>31298242CANT PUNCH ELDA 'ORRORS, YOUZ SPARKLE NIGHTS HAZ TO DO IT.
>>31298258So then WHAT do we loot from a bunch of big worms? Wyrms are NOT dragons. They don't have neatly organized piles of treasure nor do they have weird dicks you can stuff and sell to nobility. They don't even have skulls.
>>31298301>>31298258>>31298301>>31298258No No my friend its not worms its wyrms! They are like... a dragons cousin, you know the small twitchy one that walks funny!They shall hold loot all the same!Let us ride before the mages get to them!
Um, maybe we should leave it to those kickass wizards? They're far superior to us and everything...
>>31298526Who are you then? you seem awfully spindly and pale to be out training! Even your hands are so thin and feminine! So how is best to hit things?
So do we actually have a plan to kill the Wyrms or are we gonna just rush them and die incredibly quickly?
>>31298766We always have a plan! We shall lure them out in small groups, have others bar the hole with shield and armour while beating them back! Then when some come out we shoot them in the wings as the men on the ground hack and slash!
>>31298812Yes... But How aer we gonna get everybody there, Not all of us have horses to get to their lair. And the wizards can teleport... They probably have a guy on the other side already preparing a spell of sorts. Knowing the degenerate fuckups that they arew, its going to fail. But we need to figure out logistics, How many of us are there, and what are our skills to dispose of?Im an expert on horse combat with my lance and i can use my sword to an incredible level
>>31298766What if we punch them REAL hard?
>>31298890Hmmmm... Of course! We build a sled! We use our axes and cut down trees and then shape a slanted up front and pull it behind horses for those who don't have any!Or we make lots of smaller rafts and each horse pulls one with two or three men!
>>31299160Why not a giant boat, And have the horses carry everybody on it?
>>31299182A boat? On land! Are you mad! Sleds are much easier and we don't have time to build a boat... I know! Even easier we commandeer a wagon from a local merchant!
>>31299232How many of us are there for a wagon?
>>31299232I could carry some of you on my back.
Hello brave and mighty Warriors. I have come to warn you of the Nefarious plots the Wizard are making about the Wyrms.
Warriors, what if... we didn't slay dragons but rode them into battle! Imagine how glorious it would be!
>>31299413That's silly. I doubt they could carry our weight. Also, feeding them would ba a pain in the ass.
>>31299437What? Feeding them would be easy, see we crossbreed cats and kobolds for unlimited dragon food.
So these Wyrms....how many orifices do they posssess? I need to know for tactical reasons
Whatever your decision you must make it quick!! The Wizards plan on turning the Wyrm mountains into an Abyssal False-Dungeon Vagina s they can slaughter adventurers and get all the poon!I can Arm you with Powerful weapons and armors and give you a ride to the Wyrms, before the Wizards get enough mana to perform their dastardly work
>>31299413Anon we have been over this they aren't dragons... Only wyrms... too small and annoying to be mounts...>>31299489I think help could be nice how do you propose we get there... Wait a moment... What do you hit things with?
>>31299489Don't listen to this man. He's obviously a wizard spy here to distract and mislead us. They probably won't to sabotage us.Throw him out.
>>31299644I Hit things with shillelaghs and Garden Shears. Tha'ts how I've been fighting thanatopic Aluranes for the last few years....Also can provide Giant Anamals to ride while fighting.>>31299689I Hate the Wizards Council, nothing but Perverts and psychopaths them all!!!
>>31299716(shoot, wrong name)
>>31299716Very well let us hurry there! I have heard word of the wizards planning something for us all! Quickly then good sir!
>>31299785I think we shouldn't act too fast and go over the entire plan once more and find even the last flaw.
>>31299785*Marches off with whoever is joining him, Equipment in hand* WE MARCH TO VICTORY!
>>31299785Here, everyone take these Shillelaghs of Wyrm-smiting and Belts of poison Resistance!! I Have a bunch of Giant Celestial Bearded Vultures parked outside!!!Anything else Before we head out?
>>31299825Very well but in another place, I have heard word from a spy that the wizards are planning to assault us... The guild isn't safe for much longer...
>>31299836Onward, Everyone on the Giant Vultures!!!
>>31299840I have my weapon but the belt seems like it could be of use... Warriors we leave now the wizards come and we must not be here or on the ground when they arrive! For those who wish too remain alive and normal to the birds!Let's fly then Quinten!
M8!Some as'ole just set fire to our guild!We gotta put it out!
*Intercepts the warriors*NO WARRIORS, YOU MUST STOP, THIS IS OUR JOB OUR VICTORY OUR TRIUMPH! Not yours!
>>31299919Don't worry friend! We'll send the bill for a new one to the wizards! Tis magic fire!
Rolled 5, 5 = 10>>31299913*plays song of sleep*
>>31299919The Guild can be rebuilt later...With WyrmBones!I Fly now to the Mountains>>31299924Silence Wizard!!
*raises his staff up* slamming it into the ground summoning heavy winds to make it difficult to fly the vulturesYOU SHALL NOT PROCEED
>>31299940*shoots the instrument*Now my brothers to the birds we take flight!
Rolled 4, 3 = 7>>31299974(Ya need to roll higher then me m8)
>>31299974(Sorry bout that missed the +)
Rolled 2, 7 = 9>>31299985(Gotcha)
>>31300006(Newfag here, what and how do I roll?)
Rolled 6, 8 = 14>>31300025(I assume d20's and here is the original thread for how tohttp://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/15396072)
>>31300006(I rolled 10 the first time and a 7 by accidently rolling a second time)(Which of my rolls should count?>>31300040(I roll d6's, let me roll a d20)
>>31297625HEEeeeello my nubile, incredibly masculine and Herculean friends. I may be able to help you with your wyrm problem
>>31299970dice+2d20I Command the Celestial Vultures to Buffet the winds back with thier mighty enchanted wings!!
Rolled 19, 4 = 23You arrow shall not hit me warrior!
Rolled 10, 2 = 12>>31300091(woops, i goofed)
Rolled 14, 1 = 15>>31300091NO! WE SHALL HAVE THIS GLORY, NOT YOU
Rolled 1, 9 = 10LITTLE MORTAL FOOLS YOU DARE RUIN MY SCHEMES?YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE INEVITABILITY OF DEATH! SUFFERING, MISERY AND DESPAIR WILL BE YOUR ONLY COMPANIONS!NOW FACE MY UNDEAD LEGION OF WHORES!(Rolled number is the amount of undead/skeletons summoned)
Rolled 5, 1 = 6>>31300125I fire for the end of his staff to end his spell!
Rolled 10, 19 = 29>>31300136And my legion of sentient slime rapists, HAVE FUN BOYS(same as larry)
Rolled 20, 1 = 21>>31300136No lich! No matter How much death is sown, the Wheel will always turn it back to Life!! (Summon Hoards of Ents)Vultures! Devour thier bones!! Ents, Chase the fiends back
Rolled 5, 8 = 13>>31300177(smacks Quinten with the back of his sword on the head)It's over. The wyrms are bainshed. No need to fight any more.
*continues to keep the winds strong enough disrupting the wyverns knowing though that the wizards have been sucessful but the violence is gonna get pretty bad*
>>31300189Do I have to recall my slime rapists?
>>31300189Awww but I wanted to turn them into deathknight sluts. And Bimbo banshees.
>>31300237Do it anyway, They have tormented us enough!
>>31300237>>31300249What a wonderful day!!!
Rolled 16, 3 = 19>>31300189So what? Now you'll use them for your Vagina Dungeon? will have to clean up the collateral like I always have done for the council? You guys have no controll!!I will nip this in the bud, for your own good! (Stabs himself in the hand, mixes blood with some ground dryad pollen, and Gates as many Vultures and Warriors possible to the new Wyrm Dungeon to destroy it)
STOP, YOU FOOLS!Stop this fight! As of today, we, the Wizard Council, have accomplished our first feat. Behold, Warriors and Wizards, as the threat of the Wyrms is no more! We, masters of the Arcane, by our combined efforts, sent them in another planes, in the foul dungeon that they shall never escape!And now, as I stand before you, I ask for peace. Peace, as there is no reason to fight. Peace, as there is nothing to win. And Peace, as we worth more than a bruised ego and a petty revange!Warriors and Wizards, masters of the Sword and the Arcane, I ask you to stop.
Rolled 1, 13 = 14>>31300249We have done nothing but attempt to slay wyrms we were ordered to kill! We never even came near your guild! How have we tormented you at all?*Fires for tero's staff again*
Rolled 1, 16, 1, 9 = 27>>31300237*raises hands into the air, dark clouds of malicious negative energy cackles, striking every single warrior in the near vicinity*(Beat first two rolls to not become a deathknight slut, beat second last two rolls to not become a bimbo banshee)
Rolled 16, 18 = 34>>31300286*receives the hit from Darius's bow and looks carefully trying to maintain the winds(If higher then suceed)(if fail it flops from my posession and i go to pick it up)
Rolled 2, 4 = 6>>31300263(Who is getting Gated with me to assault Wyrm Dungeon the rest will be Giant Celestial Bearded Vultures)
>>31300280Can we at least transmogrify at least a couple of them?
>>31300337Only if they request it
>>31300326(soory, didnt mean for dice in that last post)
>>31300337A couple? I'm the only blasted one!
>>31300373Well, sucks to be you then, eh?
>>31300373(You getting Gated with me to destroy Wyrms and the new Wyrm Dungeon?)
Rolled 16, 1 = 17>>31300373Indeed, it would be dishonourable to attack one man when we are three or four.I may suggest still you run as fast as possibly because either Randolph or Larry are going to turn you into a sluty woman.Sorry...(plays song of friendship and joy)
>>31300403(Might aswell beats being here)
Rolled 7, 6 = 13>>31300403Stop it Quinten!Larry worked very hard on that dungeon and no need of destroying it.But if you happen to go there, please check if Reynolds got teleported there along with the wyrms.
>>31300421(I'll get the thread set)
>>31298935That's your answer to everything.Even more annoying, it's usually the right answer.
Rolled 2, 13 = 15>>31300403WARRIORS, WE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOUR GLORY, BUT WE WILL GIVE YOU GLORY OF YOUR OWN, OUR PRAISE, But our friend Reynolds... Was taken by the Wyrms aswell. Go fetch him, And you'll have our eternal grace and grattitude*he looks around wondering where the hell the Clerics or churchly folak are
>>31300492(darnit, missed Captcha, this will take a while. Hang in there)
Rolled 18, 10 = 28>>31300492I'd almost say we owe it to Reynolds and get him out of there.Might as well tag along for the adventure.Any other wizards coming?
Rolled 13, 1 = 14>>31300755Where?Link please. ;_;