> Apologies for the late start today.> Sunday, November 10th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You yawn as you shave your leg, keeping it stood up on Kitten’s toilet as she showers. “You know what I don’t get, Kitten?”Kitten stops her washing to say, “What?”“Astro signs,” you say. “I don’t get them the say way I don’t get horoscopes and the like. Why do people define themselves as like a Cancer?”Kitten says, “Maybe they have cancer.”You chortle. “That’s terrible.”Regardless, yours and Kitten’s legs are smooth as silk when you leave the bathroom. You quickly dress out for the day in your Tankery Uniform, being the most expedient thing you could find. You sit at the little table with Kitten, eating up a nice bowl of unspecific nonbrand cereal.> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)> Relax for the Day> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31279383> Embark on a Subquest (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)Assuming exam grades aren't announced on a Sunday. Freshmen mentioned wanting some more gigs first.
>>31279383Consult the shop on the upgrades we ordered.
>>31279383TANK TIME!!!> Embark on a Subquest
>>31279452What upgrades?
>>31279383> Embark on a Subquest (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)Time to subquestan!>Based Schteel salvaging this day.
>>31279383We should visit Black Forest?Maybe have Sewing Club sell their wares to the general students?
>>31279383> Consult the Shop (Specify)Comp.Spec Sherman M4A3 (5,000)We just made 5,000 from the girl scouts and it will take a day for them to fix it so we can have it ready by tuesday for practice.
>>31279383> Embark on a Subquest (Old Glory)We can make money off BFPAlso Comp Spec the Sherman
>>31279499Oh shit, forgot about that, dammit Schteel, its not fair for BFP to tour us and not let us tour them in return.
>>31279523I don't even know how much cash we have. Doesn't help that SITUATION and SHOP have two different amounts listed.
>>31279383Heads up Schteel, the M4A3 and Panther chassis are not in the TANK ROSTER, but are listed in the conversions section of THE SHOP, you might want to add them to the roster in the reserve section.To my fellow anon, I've not been able to make the last couple threads and just read Schteels posts in the archives, so I've missed all the discussion and consensus and plan on what to buy/upgrade, can anyone fill me in?
>>31279383>Old Glory>Comp.Spec Sherman>>31279565We have 6,900K from girl scouts and left over funds
>>31279580Not much has changed really, there was a running argument with dismissing the somua last thread and while I think the general consensus was to replace it eventually, some anons were pushing it way too hard.
> Embark on a Subquest (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)You burst of Kitten’s dorm, feeling giddy as a clown as you spin around into the open air. Today there is no snow, rain, or anything of the sort. It’s good, fine weather. You bask in the sun a bit then look around. Black Forest Peak is still docked with LGA, and you see the occasional BFP student groups walk alongside some LGA students. Seems like it’s a day to celebrate FOREIGN RELATIONSHIPS.But you digress. You call up Cathy. “Hey, Cathy! What’s up?”“Gertrude, hi! Need something?”“Just wondering if you all need any help as all.”“Well, we were planning on a practice session today at Tabitha and my dorm, if you want to come by. We still need gigs to play at though or a place to just record our music.”You nod. “Alright, I’ll see what I can do, maybe I’ll see you there.”> Head to the Freshmen dorm> Find people who need Bluegrass music in their lives.> Find out where you can record this music.> Embark on another Subquest (Specify)> Other
>>31279523>>31279552>>31279596May as well outfit the Panther now too. We're using a Girl Scout freebie for it.
>>31279627> Find out where you can record this music.
>>31279627>> Find out where you can record this music.Either Fairless or the Naval students could help us I think.
>>31279627> Head to the Freshmen dorm> Find people who need Bluegrass music in their lives.I honestly have no idea where to start with this.
>>31279627> Find out where you can record this music.Naval Studies might know something. One of them mentioned a radio show way back earlier.
>>31279627>> Find out where you can record this music.Dammit. No Sewing Club selling BFP clothes.
>>31279660BFP likes Bluegrass and are willing to buy Cds>>31279631Eh, Kind of hesitant on using the girl scout on a panher/jadpanther but when it comes up, it comes up. I still want to Comp.Spec the Sherman though
>>31279671Gertrude has one whole day.Plenty of time for a couple of subquests to progress within that span.
>>31279732Alright, but Sunday/Today is the last day BFP is stay, and we told them to stock up on clothes.Seems a bit of a waste not to give them a hand
> Find out where you can record this music.Alright, there’s a good place to record music and that would be at the Communications Center on campus. You might as well head there now. The biggest trouble would be getting approved to even record music there, let alone build a soundtrack from it.Heck, you haven’t got the slightest clue how people like Chris Brown and Justin Beiber even settled their musical stuff.But regardless. It’s time to go to work-The Scout Car pulls up on the street, filled to burst with boxes of clothes. On the sides are banners with “Sewing Club Mobile Sewing Truck”. The Sewing Club pop their heads out, looking at you.Anna says, “You look like you could use a ride.”> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A RIDE?> Y/N> Other
>>31279804> YWhatever, let's do both then.
>>31279804> YRIDING IN STYLE
>>31279804> Y
>>31279804>YThey converted the Car to a truck?
>>31279804>YOf course!
>>31279804>YCan you convert a Scout Car into a Truck?
>>31279852>>31279969The Scout Car technically speaking is already just a very small truck of sorts.> YYou sit in the passenger seat of the Scout Car while Mamie drives and Bess and Anna stand in the back. You say, “So this is what you did with the Scout Car.”Anna nods. “Yep! We’ve been making sales all day! Wait, stop!”Mamie hits the brakes on the Scout Car, almost sending you right into the dashboard. Anna and Bess walk over to the side and smile at the Black Forest Peak students they stopped right next to. “Hi girls!” says Bess. “You want some pure American-made clothing? We take yen or whatever you have in your pockets!”With that sale out of the way, you’re back on the road very quickly. Those Black Forest Peak students looked very satisfied to get some random t-shirts, skirts, and dresses from a traveling scout car.Anna says, “We’ll probably have the estimate by tonight or tomorrow morning, whichever is expedient!”The Scout Car stops at campus, where LGA students and Black Forest Peak students alike are chattering, hanging out and relaxing. Some are taking tours, others are just lazing about on the grass.Mamie says, “Give us a call if you need anything, alright?”“Sure, girls,” you say. “Thanks for the ride.”Anna and Bess wave as Mamie puts the pedal to the metal, speeding off down the street. You look around, seems to be quite the social gathering.> Head to the Communications Center> Walk Around, see what’s what> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31280097>> Head to the Communications Center
>>31280097>> Walk Around, see what’s whatNeed to know
>>31280097>> Walk Around, see what’s whatWell knowing that Anna has the sales covered we can focus on the Freshman for now
>>31280097> Walk Around, see what’s whatI guess we could take the scenic route
>>31280097> Walk Around, see what’s whatRandom encounter time!
>>31279701>Eh, Kind of hesitant on using the girl scout on a panher/jadpanther but when it comes up, it comes up. I still want to Comp.Spec the Sherman thoughPanther Ausf. G: 22,000M36B1 Jackson: 16,000Sherman VC Firefly: 12,000Sturmpanzer IV S. 2: 5,000Panzer IV Ausf. G: 6,000T-34/57 Model 1941: 23,500StuG III Ausf. F/8: 14,500So all possible desirable upgrades on the existing lineup add up to a total cost of 99,000 dollars. Using two of the Girl Scout tokens on the most expensive models would save 45,500 dollars. The StuG is definitely a lower priority, as well, since the upgrade only improves penetration a bit rather than substantially. The others all benefit either from considerably superior guns, improved armor, improved reliability, etc and etc, and are cheaper too. Thus ruling out the StuG upgrade for the time being would save an additional 14,500 leaving the bill for the rest at 39,000 dollars- potentially payable with a week's worth of sponsorships and just a little bit more effort. It also, incidently, leaves us with 17 tanks and three Girl Scout tokens.M24 Chaffee: 20,000Mark VIII Cromwell IV: 18,000I'd advocate using another Girl Scout token to buy the Chaffee, since we know we want it, and then wishlist the Cromwell. That would put us at 18 tanks total, leaving two Girl Scout tokens. We can see if something better than the Cromwell comes next week; and if a sufficient bargain comes along we may very well buy up two tanks, using the last GS tokens, and finally boast a full team of 20 tanks in the hanger.Of course then we need crews. And while we hunt for them we can let some cash accumulate in the bank while spending frugally for modifications like improved transmission and grousers and so on. Once we actually look like we'll get twenty crews, we can then see about finding a replacements for suboptimal tanks like say anything made by Japan.
> Walk Around, see what’s whatYou decide a quick walk around campus is in order. A few students recognize you, some even asking for autographs or pictures with you. You oblige them, it’s only fair. You are their Sophomore Class President, would be rude not to.“Gertrude.” You look over to see Fairless walking towards you, Maho, Miho, and a very tired looking Erika trailing behind her. “Nice to see you. Congrats on your win.”“Thanks, Bernadette,” you say. “Wasn’t anything special really.”Fairless says, “Of course. I was just showing the Japanese girls around the campus some more.”Maho says, “Fairless-san has been very informative about LGA.”“Thanks, Maho,” you say. “Speaking of which, you called that number right?”Maho pokes her ear a bit. “Yes.” Must have been fun.“Anyway, we get our test scores tomorrow before classes. They’ll be presented right out here,” says Fairless. “Looking forward to hearing about your grades.”“Thanks, Bernadette. You too. I won’t keep you guys,” you say. Fairless nods, then leads the Japanese girls on.> Head to the Communications Center> Walk Around, see what’s what> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31280366well besides a couple mistakes on the Stug (it also has some armor increased as well) the reasoning is sound.However, Comp.Specing the Sherman should take top priority, should be done by today so we can have Animation Club use it and giving the Magicians the M4A4
>>31280420No Fairless, come back! We need you!> Head to the Communications Center
>>31280366The IS-2 is still an option. Turning it into an IS-1 gives us another KV-85 essentially. Bonus, it only needs a crew of four, so Junior Council can occupy it when we recruit them.
>>31280420>> Head to the Communications CenterSure let's go
>>31280097If only they specialised in millinery,TO THE HATMOBILE!
>>31280420> Head to the Communications Center
>>31280366you forgot the firefly
> Head to the Communications CenterThe Communications Center serves a dual purpose on campus. On the one hand, it’s pretty much a Naval Studies lecture hall where Naval Studies kids get their teachings in various things like Radio Operation, Navigation, etcetera. Two, it also serves as a means of actually communication, forming an auxiliary to the Command Tower. Of course there is actual recording equipment here and there.You ask around, and soon find yourself heading to the top floor.“Recording Booth.”Hm, that was easy. You knock on the door. “Hello?”Opening the door is Naval Studies Engineering student, Dana Rockwell. “Ah, hello Gertrude! I see you’re still wearing your Tankery Uniform even though we already beat Chi-Ha-Tan Women’s Academy, but I suppose you-“You shush her. “Rockwell, can I ask a favor?”Rockwell says, “Sure! I’m good at working with favors and the like, you know this one time-“You say, “I need to sort of borrowing the recording studio. The Freshmen need to record a few songs, make an album soundtrack… thing.”[1/2]
>>31280693[2/2]Rockwell frowns a bit. “Oh… sorry. I can’t do that. I’m entrusted to only allow authorized personnel use the recording booth and-““I don’t count as authorized personnel?” you ask.“Nope,” says Rockwell. “By order of Senior Class President Fredendall, which I suppose is kind of lame you know considering-““Yeah, thank you, Rockwell,” you say. You scratch your chin, sighing.Rockwell says, “Though…” She glances around the room. “I might be able to give you a few hours free if… you’re willing to…”“I’m not going to kiss you,” you say.Rockwell coughs, laughing. “Oh goodness! No! No!... really?”“Yeah.”“Oh,” she says, disappointed. “Okay. Um. Actually, there is another thing.” She pulls you into the recording booth then quickly runs around shutting off all the recording equipment, even turning out the lights in the recording booth. “There are rumors that there is a nude drawing of you.”You cringe. “You might me to get you copy, don’t you.”Dana blushes, grinning eagerly. “Please?”> PLEASE?> Y/N> Other
>>31280715>> YWHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Rolled 77>>31280715Stare at her.If we can channel Fairless I'm sure we could intimidate her to change the deal or drop it and let us use the booth.
>>31280715>OtherAsk Fairless
>>31280715>YIf the end of this quest comes around and Fredendall doesn't get mega death raped or something else horrible, I'm going to be very disappointing.
>>31280715> YFucking Fredendall again...
>>31280715What this anon said >>31280739, channel Fairless, if it doesn't work, ask Fairless herself if she'll allow it
>>31280715>Other Tell her to ask Fairless
>>31280754That's horrible anon.
>>31280754>very disappointing.It's way too early for me to be on the internet.
>>31280715>>31280739>>31280770Combination of this
>>31280780She has it coming. No one should be this much of a bitch for no real reason.
>>31280715>>31280770>>31280739I feel slightly disturbed that members of our own teams are lusting after us.
>>31280851Trude is sexy and they know it
>>31280851I feel highly satisfied.
>>31280715>Maybe. Need to talk with the artist first.
> Y> OtherYou cross your arms and glare at her, trying to intimidate with constant direct eye contact. Much like Fairless does.All Dana Rockwell does however is melt like butter as she gets lost in your eyes.“Goddamn it,” you say. “Fine, I’ll do it.” Rockwell is still lost in your eyes, grinning absentmindedly. You roll your eyes then pull out your cellphone.“Bernadette Fairless.”“Bernadette, it’s Gertrude. Listen, can I ask a big favor of you?”“What’s that?”“You remember that art project thing you did with me… the one where you drew me in my birthday suit? I need a copy of that for a friend of mine here.”“Why?”“Please- Don’t. Can you get one?”“Sure, I’ll send it to you via email, I don’t have it on me now so it could take a little while.”“Alright, you’re a lifesaver, Bernadette. Thanks.” You hang up, then look over to see Rockwell, still lost in your eyes. “Rockwell, you can stop that now.”Rockwell dreamily says, “I don’t want to.”> Wait patiently> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Rockwell (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31280851I'm kinda disturbed by the shamelessness of asking for the drawing, but not the attraction itself.
>>31280923> Kiss cheekIt should be enough to snap her out of it, and then get down to business.
>>31280923>FacepalmWow, real fan-girl here.At least it gets us the recording booth.
>>31280923>Talk to Rockwell>>31280935
>>31280923> Talk with Rockwell (Topic?)Tell her to keep it to herself and not distribute it to the others.>Consult the ShopComp.Spec Shermanlet's do this now when we have time.
>>31280923> Talk with RockwellSince the drawing is an art project, wouldn't it be available for the public at some point?
>>31280923>Talk with Rockwell (Never ever let anyone see it ever, understand?)>>31281001Well, the homosexuality of it isn't what's improper, but it certainly is both improper and homosexual. Truly shameful.
>>31280923>>31281019We have time so let's get this over with.
>>31280923Maybe do some research on the model UN while we wait so that we can help out our Poles?
> Talk with Rockwell> Consult the Shop“Listen, Rockwell, I’m going to ask you to keep this between you and I alright. This copy is for your own personal use.”Rockwell nods. “Oh, of course! It won’t ever leave my eyesight! I promise!”… Well, that’s the best you’ll get you suppose.You decide to sit down somewhere and quickly call Mr. Mishka.“Hello, Gertrude. You need something?”> WANTED FOR PURCHASE>> UPGRADE M4A3 SHERMAN (VINTAGE) TO COMP. SPEC.: 5,000 DOLLARS> CONFIRM?> Y/N> Other
>>31280923At some point we need to just fuck everyone to get it out of their collective systemsIt's not even a /u/ thing, it'll just make it easier to get shit done.
>>31281123> YPlus Panther Chassis to Ausf. G
>>31281123> Y
>>31281132Hey now, the majority of the ship manage fine without Trude loving. And the minority would probably work harder at the promise than the experience anyway. I mean, let's face it, she's a virgin - they'd be disappointed (unless it's true love!).
>>31281123>Y
>>31281132>>31281174Then we should fuck Fairless first. She can give us valuable experience, then Trude can go ahead and "boost morale" where it's needed. A sound plan if I ever saw one.
>>31281208That's not how sexual experience works at all.
>>31281242so we need to do more grinding?
>>31281242Well obviously it's a stupid plan proposed in jest, but it's not like having sex with someone experienced when you're not is a bad idea to learn stuff - as long as they have the right idea and don't just get disappointed that you suck in the sack.
>>31281287
>>31281287I'd probably suggest that it'd be more effective for Gertrude to really, really like eating fish and vagina.Good head's hard to find.
> Y> PURCHASE>> UPGRADE M4A3 SHERMAN (VINTAGE) TO COMP. SPEC.: 5,000 DOLLARS> - 5,000 DOLLARS“Alright,” says Mr. Mishka. “That’ll be ready by Tuesday.”“Thanks, Mr. Mishka.”“Of course, Gertrude, and thank you for this fine young employee as well.”With that, you hang up. You look back up to see Dana still staring into your eyes. “Rockwell, please.” Your phone vibrates with a new email. You check it to see and yep it’s the drawing. You quickly text it over to Rockwell.The blood rushes to her face as she looks upon. “Mother of god,” she says. “It’s beautiful.” She heads over to the door. “Okay, go ahead and call me when you need the booth, it’s all yours! I’m going to go print off a copy for myself really quickly!”You sigh. What now then?> Embark on another Subquest (Specify)> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31281321Well, Trudy does pretty poorly in class, so chances are her head isn't that good.
>>31281343Uh, let's hope printing it is all she went off to do...> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)Let's just walk around the ship and see who we run into. We can do quests afterwards. Think Trude deserves a break after that.
>>31281321>fish and vagina>That smell when they don't wash their vagina
>>31281343> Embark on another SubquestThe Great Politics Mess Up: TEAM CLIO
>>31281343> Embark on another Subquest (Polish Loyalty Quest)Or visit Black Forest Peak
>>31281343> Call Someone The freshiestell them they have the booth.then> Embark on another Subquest set the history and polish team down and get this debate hashed out.
>>31281343>>31281423This works, I support his
>>31281343>>31281423SUre why not.I hope we can visit Black Forest soon
>>31281343> Head Somewhere Else (Black Forest Peak schoolship)Take a tour of their ship.> Call Someone (Anna Eleanor)Ask if we can join her, if she's also going there for business related stuff.Also, if (by chance) Gertrude is gonna watch the Heinlein vs. Ooarai match live on-site in France, the Sewing Club might want to tag along to get some ideas on how to further refine their fashion show.
>>31281343Can we swing by Naval studies to support their strike quickly before heading off? Elections are still up in the air etc.
> Embark on another Subquest (With Fire and Sword/The Great Politics Mess Up)You quickly text Cathy saying that the booth is now open for their use. Hopefully Dana’s no flake on her word and she doesn’t spread that picture around.Regardless, it’s time to see what’s what with the Poles and the History Club. You dial up Janek. “Hey, Janek. What’s up?”“IT’S GUSTAV AGAIN! SHE STOLE MY UNDERWEAR! AND THE GOOD KIND TOO!”“Okay,” you say. “Need any help?”“Well, unless you’re privy to retaliatory panty raids, I imagine the only real way you can help is by getting us what the History Club is going to give us for a scenario on our Model UN debate.”“Sure,” you say. “I’ll be sure to call Keegan. See you, Janek.” With that, you call up Keegan. “Keegan, it’s Gertrude. You there?”“Yeah, we were just about to head out and take a tour of Black Forest, you want to come?”> YOU WANT TO COME?> Y/N> Other
>>31281609>> Y
>>31281609> N
>>31281609>YWe can walk and talk about the debate
>>31281609>Y
>>31279804>Justin Beiber even settled their musical stuff.He made youtube karaoke videos record execs saw and he was perfect manufactured pop-star base material.
> YYou end up on the road again, meeting Keegand and the History Club girls at a gathering of LGA students, some BFP students, a veritable convoy of trucks. “Hey, Gertrude,” says Keegan.“Hey,” you say. “We all going?”“Sure,” says Marshall.You all climb aboard the truck, then are driven to the Loading Area. BFP students chatter excitedly to the LGA students about Black Forest Peak, bragging. You’re not sure what’ll you find there, but it’s definitely going to be Japanese for sure.Keegan says, “Can’t wait to see Black Forest Peak. Apparently, it’s one of the older Academyships in service next to Chi-Ha-Tan!”“And with an excellent record of academics,” says Smith. “Not to mention that it has a wide variety of exchange programs, mostly from Germany mind you, but it would really explain a lot.You say, “Say guys, since you’re here. I’ve been meaning to ask.” All the History Club girls look at you. “What’s the scenario for the UN Debate?”Marshall says, “That’s the thing, we can’t decide.”Smith says, “We ended up at a split between these two things, perhaps you can be the tiebreaker?”> The Deluge 2: Electric Boogaloo – Sweden and Russia are invading Poland once again, all the nations of the world must work together to resolve the conflict with minimal bloodshed.> The Alien Ninja Zombie Apocalypse: All Nations must come together to face the threat of Alien Ninja Zombies. Nations can try to go it alone, or team up with another to pool resources.> Write in
>>31281849>> The Deluge 2: Electric Boogaloo – Sweden and Russia are invading Poland once again, all the nations of the world must work together to resolve the conflict with minimal bloodshed.
>>31280366I'd rather get the Cromwell now, and turn it into a Comet using a girl scout token.
>>31281849> The Alien Ninja Zombie Apocalypse: All Nations must come together to face the threat of Alien Ninja Zombies. Nations can try to go it alone, or team up with another to pool resources.XCOM?
>>31281849>> The Alien Ninja Zombie Apocalypse: All Nations must come together to face the threat of Alien Ninja Zombies. Nations can try to go it alone, or team up with another to pool resources.Not sure how the Polish will take to their country being invaded again
>>31281849> The Deluge 2: Electric Boogaloo – Sweden and Russia are invading Poland once again, all the nations of the world must work together to resolve the conflict with minimal bloodshed.What could possibly go wrong.
>>31281849> The Alien Ninja Zombie ApocalypseAlternatively> Carmen Pantiego: There's none left and only a few countries can make more. Work together or go conquering, your choice.Countries randomly gifted panties of course.
>>31281849> The Deluge 2: Electric Boogaloo – Sweden and Russia are invading Poland once again, all the nations of the world must work together to resolve the conflict with minimal bloodshed.Why not.
>>31281849> Write inBio-terrorism attacks start plagues in all major economic hubs with stolen bioweapons that were filed as decommissioned months prior, deal with the political the fallout.
>>31281849> The Deluge 2: Electric Boogaloo – Sweden and Russia are invading Poland once again, all the nations of the world must work together to resolve the conflict with minimal bloodshed.Orbital bombardment puts a damper man
>>31281849> The Alien Ninja Zombie Apocalypse: All Nations must come together to face the threat of Alien Ninja Zombies. Nations can try to go it alone, or team up with another to pool resources.Gotta keep it realistic.
>>31281849> The Alien Ninja Zombie Apocalypse: All Nations must come together to face the threat of Alien Ninja Zombies. Nations can try to go it alone, or team up with another to pool resources.> Write inUh... might want to make this less outlandish though, say a global viral outbreak of a previously unknown disease?It still fulfills the zombie outbreak criteria at least.
>>31282062>implying high schoolers give a fuck
> The Alien Ninja Zombie ApocalypseYou shrug. “Figure you might as well.”“Of course,” says Keegan. “Not exactly a historical thing, but what Smith wanted when she suggested it was a free for all kind of position, you know? The only way all countries can come out of it though is if they all work together towards a vaccine.”Smith nods, proud of herself. “Indeed, glad I came up with it!”“Of course,” you say. “Of course.”You’re all brought over Black Forest Peak in quick order, a huge clang signaling that you’ve arrived. The trucks all drive through the town center of Black Forest Peak. It’s not as soulless as you thought it’d be.But, you arrive at the huge Japanese looking campus. All of you dismount. Tour groups are forming up, and you can see Fairless, Maho, Miho, and Erika apart of one of them, along with the History Club girls.> Head with a Tour Group> Look around alone> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31282128>> Head with a Tour Group
>>31282062>Shitting all over our paradewhy would you do this, anon?
>>31282128> Head with a Tour GroupThe Madagascar Student Association has nothing to worry about
>>31282204Those cheating fucks.
>>31282128> Head with a Tour Group
> Head with a Tour Group.Maho leads the group, showing everyone around the campus buildings. First off is the classrooms, nothing too special, just classrooms and the like. Their uniforms are very immaculate, as if they expected your visit.Well, they actually were, but still, it’s the thought that counts.Once the school building is done, you all take a pause for some traditional Japanese lunch aboard Black Forest Peak. This includes rice curry, noodles, some various forms of sushi, more rice, and teriyaki. Very interesting cuisine they have aboard BFP.You sit with Fairless and the History Club, discussing and chattering about. The History Club is pretty excited to see the tanks BFP has of course. No tour would be complete without it. Maho sits down next to you. “How are you finding Kuromorimine?” she asks.> Boast – “It’s awesome!”> Neutral – “Everything I expected.”> Polite - “It’s a tight ship ran around here.”> Write in
>>31282358> Boast – “It’s awesome!”We haven't even seen their tanks yet
>>31282358> Polite - “It’s a tight ship ran around here.”
>>31282358>> Polite - “It’s a tight ship ran around here.”Besides the size of BFP, nothing really stands out. I think we pulled a bigger show then they did.
>>31282358>"It's wonderful. Thankyou for taking the time to show us around.">Ask if we can meet Shiho
>>31282358>> Boast – “It’s awesome!”
>>31281781Can't leave /tg/ without learning something new.
> PoliteYou say, “Pretty tight ship you’re running around here. Everyone looks so professional!”Fairless nods. “It’s definitely not LGA that’s for sure.”“Indeed,” says Maho. “We made preparations for your arrival. Admittedly, there is something I am forgetting but it is probably nothing.”You quickly get lunch out of the way and get onwards towards the tanks. The Tank Hangar is right beside the campus, only a short walk away. Finally, you find yourself within Black Forest Peak’s own Tank Hangar.“It’s huge!” you say.Maho says, “In the back are the trainers. Here are most of the vehicles we use for the competitions and the like. Over there are the trophy tanks as well.”> Check out the Trainers> Check out the Competition Tanks> Check out the Trophy Tanks> Other
>>31282579>All of them
>>31282579> Check out the Trainers
>>31282579> Check out the TrainersTrophies for last
>>31282579>All the tanks>Trophies first
>>31282579>> Check out the Trainers
>>31282579>> Check out the TrainersEverything but trainers first
>>31282579>>> Check out the Trainers>> Check out the Competition Tanks>> Check out the Trophy Tanksin that order
> Check out the TrainersThe trainer tanks are mostly Panzer IIIs, Panzer IIs, and Panzer I tanks, a huge variety of Marder tanks as well. “The Marders we use to get crew ready for work in the Jagdpanzer IVs and the StuGs,” says Maho.Fairless points to a large tank with some multiple turrets. “What’s that?”Maho says, “Neubaufahrzeug. We use it to train Heavy tank crews.”You ask, “What’s with all the turrets?”“Interwar tanks were still in the mindset that tank required multiple weapons for multiple situations,” says Maho. “The Neubaufahrzeug is one of them. It mounts a 75mm KwK L/24 and a 37mm KwK L/45.”You nod. “I see. What about the Marder tanks?”“Marder tanks were improvised designs so to speak,” says Maho. “Mostly built on the older chassis of the Panzer II and Panzer I tanks.” She points to one of the Panzer Is mounting a piddly gun in an open superstructure. “That is one of one Panzerjager Is, for example.”“Cool,” you say. “These train people well?”Maho nods. “Until we can trust them with their own tanks.”> Check out the Competition Tanks> Check out the Trophy Tanks> Other
>>31282831> Check out the Competition Tanks
>>31282831>Check out the Competition Tanks
>>31282831>> Check out the Competition TanksMake sure we're taking all the pictures.
>>31282831>Check out the Trophy TanksI'm sure they'll be against showing their PRO MLG tank comp.
> Check out the Competition Tanks“These are the tanks we use for our standard competitions, these include Panther Ausfuhrung G, Jagdpanthers, Jagdpanzer IVs, Panzer IVs, StuG IIIs and IVs, Jagdtigers, Konigstigers, and my own personal Tiger.”Fairless says, “There are so many.”Maho says, “Our tanks are kept up to spec around the clock. It is the duty of the crew not just to drive and crew the tank, but to also maintain it out of their own pocket.”“Out of their own pocket?” you ask.Maho says, “Yes. To inspire self-preservation in them. Every hit they take is several million yen out of their pocket.”“Bernadette,” you say. “What’s exchange rate on yen?” She shrugs, apparently not knowing.You walk over to Maho’s Tiger. “I hear this was the Tiger that was used by Michael Wittman himself at Villers-Bocage.”Maho says, “Correct. It was recovered from a scrapyard, and the serial numbers matched up to reports. We restored it to full running condition some years ago.” She pats the side of it. “And I personally am very proud of the tank.”“I can tell,” you say.> Check out the Trophy Tanks> Head back to LGA> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31283021>> Check out the Trophy TanksCompliment on her lineup
>>31283021>Check out the Trophy TanksAsk if Stupa was one of those.
>>31283021>> Check out the Trophy TanksWow... Out of pocket...
>>31283021>> Check out the Trophy Tanks
How fucking rich are BFP girls if their senshado participants can wave off five-figures per hit?
>>31283049They mention that the Stupa was one of their training tanks.
>>31283079Strangereal economy.Like how we're getting 30k worth of funding a week.
>>31283112Speaking of economy, I recall the FLGS owner saying he'd sponsor us if we got him some customers. Anyone have an idea how we do that?
>>31283156Tell people you can get some mad pussy there
>>31283156Go there for some tanking time.Tank commanders go there and play with miniature tanks to have an idea of strategy. Word will get out abit more this way.Secondly, we can work out a deal where the shop is the official shop to get LGA Tank models. Custom ones with the LGA livery are available too.The freshmen will eat it up and then some will be interested in the other stuff being offered.
I thought we will change the name of our tank from Cupid to Jackdaw?Also we should change the aviation team's name to Wildcard
>>31283021> Check out the Trophy Tanks
>>31283218Name of the tank is cupid.Our team name is supposed to be Jackdaw.
> Check out the Trophy TanksThe Trophy Tanks are actually not German tanks, exclusively, but are also things like Shermans, Matildas, and other tanks of various classes and nationalities. Some of them have white kanji painted all over them, probably mocking messages.Maho says, “The Trophy Tanks are from a discontinued practice in the ITL. It used to be tradition for the loser to give up a tank in acceptance of defeat. It was discontinued only a few years ago, to allow smaller teams a chance at recovery at the loss of a tank.”You walk up to a Sherman Firefly, which is battered, dented, and painted with kanji and katakana all over. “What’s this one?” you ask.Maho says, “That particular Firefly was responsible for wiping out half the team in a match ten years ago. The team Kuromorimine at the time had personally requested that tank be the Trophy Tank.” She gestures to it. “As you can see, they had a lot of fun with it.”“Kinda sad to see all of these tanks wasting away,” you say. “Think you might donate one of them to us or something?”Maho shakes her head. “Despite it, they are an important part of history to Kuromorimine. Donating them would be a farce.”With that, Maho’s tour of the tank hangar ends.> Head back to LGA> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31283156What about, next time we have a demonstration like setting up the pavilion at the Halloween festival, we put painted models of our tanks on display. When people ask about them, whomever is manning the stand will direct them to the shop.Passive strategy, but I think it could work. The pavilion racked up a ton of money so it must've gotten a lot of traffic.
>>31283265>> Talk with Someone (Specify)Maho and FairlessWe're still trying to setup the exchange program right? Lets speak a little on it.Also ask about Miho. Has she gone back already?
>>31283265> Call Someone (Specify)Didn't the Poles want us to tell them the scenario?
>>31283265Seconding >>31283345 followed by >>31283340
>>31283265>> Talk with Someone (Specify)Thank Maho for the Tour and maybe one day we can have a good old fashion sparing match with them.Shank Hands> Call Someone (Polish Team and Freshman)How are they doing with their soundtrack.Polish about the subject
>>31283265>Talk with Someone (Erika)"Feeling better after the soda?"(Miho) "I heard things about you..."
>>31283386>Shank Hands
>>31283265These (>>31283340)(>>31283386)> OtherGift Shop.Griselda still doesn't have those German tank shell plushies.
>>31283454Not sure if BFP has a gift shop...do they?
>>31283473Well Academyships are pretty much cities. We could probably find something Japanese and touristy somewhere.
> Talk with Someone (Maho/Fairless)You quickly text the Polish Girls on the subject of the Model UN Debate. They reply back with a thanks and some confusion over why it’s Alien Ninja Zombies.“So, enjoy yourself, Bernadette?”Fairless nods. “Indeed I did,” she says. She looks over at Maho. “It was a very informative and fun tour you gave us, Maho.”Maho nods to you and Fairless. “Thank you,” she says. “We strive to make people feel welcome here aboard Black Forest Peak as best as we can.”“Of course,” you say. “Hey, if we ever restart the foreign exchange program, maybe we’ll give you a call.”“We would like that,” says Maho.“Speaking of which,” you say. “Where’s your sister?”“Miho unfortunately must return to Ooarai Girls Academy. She must prepare for her match tomorrow with Robert Heinlein.”You say, “Tell her I said good luck then.”Maho smiles faintly, then bows to you. “I will tell her.” She waves goodbye to you and leaves.Fairless says, “So, you want to take a quick walk around? Maybe find a gift shop or something?”> YOU WANT TO TAKE A QUICK WALK AROUND? MAYBE FIND A GIFT SHOP OR SOMETHING?> Y/N> Other
>>31283498I guess, it's just that I always thought for Black Forest was a very strict place.Still doesn't excuse them of not having a gift shop
>>31283544> YMore stuff, maybe even books? Why not?
>>31283544>Y
>>31283544>> YKind of want to finish the Delinquent loyalty quest but sure why not
>>31283544Y.Oh and get CHT's Commander's phone number from Maho or one of the tank commanders. We don't have it yet and we need to ask about the 120mm.
>>31283592German said any tank team we meet, we automatically have their contact information. We're selling the Chi-ha but not now, we have plenty of time right now
So heres the updated chart.Made a mistake on Bearcat's kill count yesterday and found it after some checking.With our tank count, we could potentially find another crew to start coming for practices before Tuesday comes around. This gives us more training time on the newbies. Converting the Panther Chassis would also allow the training of another team, baring the sale of the 120mm to CHT or another collector.With the new XP segment from match participation, one thing we need to consider is the possibility of benching one or two of the veteran teams to let the newbies get some XP if we get more teams. Of course, this depends on the quality of the opponent but its something we should bring up when the match rolls around.Quest wise, we should have some time today, we should try to spend time with Elouise as that may take some time.Minor things on the To-Do:- Getting the spare book back from the Delinquents to loan out again.- Checking with the other teams whether they've finished reading (Bearcat in particular has had the book for quite some time)- Loaning out of more books. History should appreciate the Panzer Commander Diary.
>>31283661I thought it was on loan from a museum? can we even sell it?
>>31283760Griselda confirmed that we can sell it.
> YYou arrive at a small tourist-trap style shop just outside of campus. Lots of LGA students are about, buying things like Japanese candy, T-Shirts with some poorly worded English, some model Tank kits, Bandaged Bears that only come from Japan, and other things.Fairless presents to you a T-Shirt that says, “I survived Black Forest Peak and all I got was this T-Shirt.” She says, “Kinda lame, don’t you think?”You shrug. “Eh, might look good on you.”She shrugs and puts it back where she found it. You look around the place yourself, deciding to buy a few plushies and a nice little hat for Griselda. Nothing too fancy mind you.Fairless comes out with two model tanks. One of a Tiger Tank and another one of an M4 Sherman. “Which should I get?”> The Tiger> The Sherman> Both> Other
>>31283760We're taking steps to only sell it to someone who would treat it well or a museum.
>>31283864> Both
>>31283864>The better tank
>>31283864>> The Tiger
>>31283864>ShermanWe can buy the Tiger for Charlotte
>>31283864> The TigerThe Sherman may be the better tank but the Tiger is cooler.
>>31283864>> The Sherman
>>31283866To be honest I don't mind selling it to Walter Christie just to sell what Perrine does with it.She gives us good money or often had a decent/good tank to trade
>>31283937Please no.
>>31283864> The Tiger
>>31283937Last resort anon, last resort.
>>31283864> Bothwhy not both?.jpg
>>31283937I think even Perrine need a week zen meditation to decide what she can do with it....can we call her sometime to ask about the 'mammoth tank'?
>>31283982It's just a Chi-Ha.
>>31283982I thought mostly everyone hated the Chi-Ha?>>31284009Fair enough, though I think Perrine will give us the biggest priceSpeaking of Perrine, why have't we taken a picture of our M4A4 and send a picture to Kay? Or are we waiting until we turn it into a Firefly?
>>31284025Still doesnt deserve it.
>>31284054I thought we turned the chassis into the M4A3, and the M4A4 was a new purchase?
>>31284018Why though? It's not even Tankery legal.
> The Tiger“Much as I have bias for the Sherman, the Tiger runs practically on cool factor. Get that one.”Fairless nods. “Sure.” She quickly checks it out, and with that, you’re all done in the gift shop, deciding to head back to LGA.Fairless says, “Quite the tour we got on Black Forest. Where’s your staff?’“I decided not to call them up, let them have a day. They earned it. They probably deserve more of a break than I do. What about yours?”“Well unlike yours, the Senior staff kinda flaked out on me. It ain’t that uncommon for them to do this kind of shit though,” she says.…You say, “Sorry, what was that?”“What was what?” says Fairless.“You said something in southern accent, are you from the South, Bernadette?” you ask.Fairless shrugs. “I’m from Pennsylvania. My parents though grew up in Macon, Georgia. I suppose I just picked up their natural accent.”You giggle a bit. “That’s real cute, Bernadette. You having a Georgian accent.”“I try not to let other people know about it,” she says.> Head back to LGA> Embark on another Subquest (Specify)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31284089That was the reverse. We turned it into a M4A4 and we bought a vintage M4A3
>>31284089other way around, we got the M4A3 as vintage complete, we turned the chassis into the M4A4 before the match with Chi-Ha-Tan
>>31284125>> Embark on another Subquest (Specify)Last Delinquent. Elouise
>>31284130>>31284139Right
>>31284125>> Embark on another Subquest (Specify)I'm leaning towards Delinquents or Polish.
>>31284095Its used to be 'our' Pershing.no matter what, its LGA tankey allumus and we kinda want to know how its fared.
>>31284125>> Embark on another Subquest>>31284168I nearly forgot about the Pershing, maybe we should check up on it once in a while
>>31284125> Head back to LGA> Talk with Fairless"Those road wheels are gonna be a bitch to assemble though. Might want to ask Charlotte for some tips on that."
>>31284125> Embark on another Subquest the debates and such
>>31284168So was out BT-42 tank, and no one ever talks about it
>>31284125>> Embark on another Subquest (Specify)Delinquents
>>31284236Pershing has more history to this quest than BT-42....well, not a really fond one but still a history.And its become mammoth tank. with twin cannon. If it become a mutant, then it'll be some sort of cool one and i am CURIOUS
> Embark on another Subquest (Stand and Deliver)You decide to give Elouise a call. “Hey, Elouise, you doing anything?”“Yeah, I was just about to have some dinner at Five Guys. Want to join me?”“Yeah, me and Fairless will come over and meet you there, sound good?”“Sure, looking forward to it.”With that, you and Fairless transfer over to the LGA in quick time. Fairless tells you, “Naval Studies stopped their strike after Fredendall had a word with them.”You ask, “What’d she say?”“She just spindled some bullshit about politics or something, I didn’t really understand it myself,” she says. “Point is, we move out for Australia tomorrow. Should arrive there in a couple of weeks actually.”You nod. “Sweet,” you say. “Admittedly, my experience with Australia is that it’s the place where people get eaten by the wildlife so I’m not exactly an expert.”“Clearly,” says Fairless.With that, you arrive at Five Guys. You order yourselves some burgers and fires, and are waved over to a table by Elouise. “Hey, Gertrude. What’s new with you?” she asks.> Boast – “I got hit on and I got these cool souvenirs.”> Neutral – “We visited Black Forest Peak.”> Polite – “Not much, what about you, Elouise?”> Write in
>>31284394> Boast – “I got hit on and I got these cool souvenirs.”Haha yes.
>>31284394>burgers and fires
>>31284394>> Neutral – “We visited Black Forest Peak.”
>>31284394> Neutral – “We visited Black Forest Peak.”Yeah!
>>31284394>> Boast – “I got hit on and I got these cool souvenirs.”
>>31284394>Boast – “I got hit on and I got these cool souvenirs.”
>>31284394> Boast – “I got hit on and I got these cool souvenirs.”
>>31284442> "Fairless, why are you eating that fire?"> "Shut up, it's a Georgia thing." Fairless swallows the fire and then spews it, incinerating all your dinners.> Spaghetti spills out of her pocket.> "Fairless, please go."> "Marry me."> "No."
>>31284434>>31284467>>31284476While the latter is understandable the former seems to be a everyday occurance
>>31284394> Boast – “I got hit on and I got these cool souvenirs.”Show off the awesome souvenirs!
>>31284499are we due to another dream quest?
>>31284512Totally in character though.
>>31284536i would say yes, and man it will be quite an acid trip.
>>31284512Indeed, souvenirs have seemed pretty shit so far in the quest.
> BoastYou smile, chewing on a couple of fries and saying, “So, me and Bernadette here visited Black Forest Peak. Before that though, Dana Rockwell from Naval Studies totally hit on me.”Elouise nods. “Ah, I see.”“You’re not going to hit on me, are you?” you ask skeptically.Elouise laughs. “Ahaha! No. I’m straight as an arrow, thankfully enough,” she says. “Actually had a boyfriend in Middle School.”“Oh?” you say. “What was that like?”Elouise says, “Horrible. But you do stupid things in Middle School you know?”Fairless says, “I can relate.”“Hell, I gave that guy my fucking virginity, look where it got me,” she says, crossing her arms.You narrow your eyes. “You gave him your virginity? You must have been like fourteen!”Elouise says, “Sixteen, actually. I think I was held back once or twice.”You tilt your head, confused. “Hang on, how old are you?”“I turn eighteen in January,” she says. “Why do you ask?”> “… Held back huh?”> “… Eighteen?”> “… So what was it like?”> Write in
>>31284661> “… Eighteen?”Really?
>>31284394>“Point is, we move out for Australia tomorrow. Should arrive there in a couple of weeks actually.”A couple of weeks?That's when our next match is and I thought we had a Shore Leave every month?By the time we get there it will be a new month.
>>31284661>> “… So what was it like?”
>>31284661>“… Tell me about sex.”
>>31284661> “… So what was it like?”Don't we have the Curiosity trait or rep or something? I recall we had that when we nosed about in Mr. Mishka's shop in the first few threads.
>>31284661>> “… Eighteen?”I feel bad for her now.Is every straight relationship in this school besides Ramirez either fake or bad?
>>31284661>> “… So what was it like?”>>31284712That was from another quest
>>31284722Do we really know of more than the 3 (well, 2 given the fake one)? Not exactly a big pool, and only Ramirez's gets any real attention given to it anyway.
>>31284747Well one, Lisa doesn't count. I'm honestly rooting for Siegal actually if she's interested
>>31284661Where are the souvenirs Schteel? I NEED SOUVENIRS TALK!
>>31284771I think huxley cares more for Lisa though. Like with that phonecall.Need to set the two of them up.
>>31284841Let them deal with that themselves, playing matchmaker is messy. I think Trude will tease Lisa but I doubt she'll play cupid again after homecoming
>>31284661> “… So what was it like?”
>>31284745It was all so very long ago wasn't it then?
> “… So what was it like?”Elouise chews on her burger, quirking her brow. “What was what like?” she says with a mouthful of bacon.You gesture and tilt your head. “You know…” you give a few seconds of pause. “Sex.”Fairless says, “Actually, yeah, what is sex with a guy like?”Elouise looks at Fairless. “Ever have sex, Fairless?”“With girls,” says Fairless.“I’m not surprised,” says Elouise. “But I suppose I can tell you. So, it’s the last few days of school, right?” You both nod. “Now, me and my boyfriend have only ever gotten to third base. Second base is our usual stuff you know, but we’ve never ever actually fucked properly. So when it’s the last day of school, I get accepted into LGA, he’s like ‘how about something to remember me by?’ like some fucking poet or some shit.”Fairless says, “He used protection right?”“Of course, we’re Middle Schoolers, not idiots. But me being the idiot I am, I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Want to know why?” You both look at her, expecting. “Because he had the hugest dick I had ever seen.”You laugh. “Really?”“Really, like, it was like digging tunnels boring for gold huge! I was like, whoa! I mean, I’d only ever taken it in the mouth, but I never had it inside of me so I was kind of nervous! I heard sex with guys with big dicks was good though so I really wanted it!”Fairless says, “What was it like?”“IT FUCKING HURT!” she says. “Literally! It felt like he was splitting me in half! I was fucking crying all the way through! And I’m bleeding on his bedsheets too, his fucking dick was too big! I didn’t even get off from it!” She looks over at you. You’ve turned a bit white. “You okay, Gertrude?”> “… go on.”> “Please stop.”> “You learn something new everyday.”> Write in
>>31284902> “You learn something new everyday.”
>>31284902>> “… go on.”while making notes about the perfect sized strap-on to buy Kitten
>>31284902>> “… go on.”>> “You learn something new everyday.”
>>31284902> “… go on.”
>>31284902>> “… go on.”>“With girls,” says Fairless.That is the biggest contradiction (Well not the biggest) but I'm a little confused considering how Fairless and her looks are i wouldn't have thought of her having sex.
>>31284902> “Please stop.”I think we get the picture.
>>31284902>“With girls,” says Fairless.That's bullshit. Or she's a rapist
>>31284902>> “… go on.”
>>31284902Seconding >>31284936
>>31284936....I know this might be bait but really?I don't even think that's even in character.
>>31284902>“Please stop.”We didn't sign up for a horror story.
>>31285073I don't think it's serious anon.
> “Go on.”> “You learn something new everyday.”You shrug. “Learn something new everyday. But go on.”Elouise nods, continuing with her story. “Anyway, he’s thrusting and grunting like it’s some fucking porno and he’s James Deen or something. He’s doing me doggystyle on his bed, yeah? So he can’t actually see me sobbing into his pillow, he doesn’t even care that I’m fucking bleeding on his dick and all over his bedsheets.”Fairless says, “That’s callous of him.”“I know!” says Elouise. “I mean, jeez. And you want to know the worst part?”You ask, “What?”“It didn’t even last five minutes before he just pulls out, turns me over, and fucking cums all over my fucking face!” she slaps the table, groaning. “Jesus, it does not taste good and having all that jizz on your face is not good for the complexion, you know?”“He didn’t even ask to-““No!” says Elouise. “He just did it! Fuck, the stupidity of youth sometimes, you know? I fucking limped home after that, never talked to him again. Never returned his calls.” She takes a quick sip of her drink. “Listen, Gertrude, can I give you some advice?”You nod. “Sure.”“Don’t date guys with big dicks,” she says. “Nothing but trouble.” She looks over at Fairless. “Speaking of which, you said you had sex with girls, right?”Fairless shrugs. “Yeah.”“How?” she says. “You’re not exactly… I mean, you’re attractive definitely, just not in a very attractive sense.”Fairless crosses her arms, staring at Elouise through half-lidded eyes behind her glasses. “I keep my personal affairs personal, Buchalter.”Elouise holds her hands up. “Won’t pry then.”> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Elouise (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31285114I was also going to put in a joke as well but it came as an after thought before I pressed submit.Also it wouldn't be the first time someone supported the joke option.
>>31285159>Fairless crosses her arms, staring at Elouise through half-lidded eyes behind her glasses. “I keep my personal affairs personal, Buchalter.”Prostitutes
>>31285159>> Talk with Elouise (Topic?)Ask her how she's been doing, maybe apologize for the mistake with CHi-Ha-Tan. If it comes to it, maybe her grandma.
>>31285159Awww, poor Fairless.> Talk with Elouise (Topic?)Let's talk about her gran.
>>31285159>>31285227This talk casually, but omit the grandma part since Fairless is here. I honesty don't have a clue how to complete her quest
>>31285288Poor Fairless, don't you mean poor Elouise
>>31285288I don't think talking about her grandma in front of others is a good idea
>>31285299Spend time with probably.And maybe visir her grandma again.
>>31285332Sure, but Elouise's thing was in the past and she seems pretty past it. Her question to Fairless on the other hand wasn't exactly nicely worded.
>>31285357Maybe, but it's still a little vague though I rather not bring up the grandma infront of Fairless.That's on a need to know basis
>>31285382Same, I was expecting fairless to go off by herself.
>>31285380Fairless dealt with worse too and is kind of used to it
>>31285415We already know she doesn't exactly like it, and her reaction wasn't exactly neutral.
>>31285159>>31285227Changing my vote to omitting thee grandma.Maybe go manhunting with her some time along with some of the other girls like Anna and Anitmation/Freshman who also complain about lack of boyfriends.
> Talk Casual“So, Elouise, other than that sickening story that would turn most girls into hardcore feminists, what’s been going on with you?”Elouise shrugs. “Visited Grandma today, had a game of chess with her.”“How’d it go?” asks Fairless.“Well neither of us know how to play chess so we just came up with wackier and wackier rules until one of us won. I think Grandma managed to win on account of using her sandwich as an Ultra-Boss to defeat my Twin Black and White Kings.” Elouise chortles. “Other than that, it’s been quite boring, Gertrude.”You nod. “Well, not all days are going to be exciting,” you say. “Figure you at least have some fun?”“Of course,” says Elouise. “Besides that, I’ve been helping Zwillman with her little Kittycat Post on campus. You know how useless she is on her own.”“Why help Zwillman?” you ask.Elouise says, “Why not? She’s a friend. Admittedly a very stupid friend but a friend regardless. Just like you, Gertrude.” She looks over at Fairless, “And I suppose you too Fairless.”“Gee, thanks,” says Fairless.> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)> Talk with Elouise (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31285484> Talk with Elouise (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)40K and Luciano. It'd be nice if she had more people to play with.
>>31285484> Talk with Elouise (Boy Advice?)>Talk with Fairless(Tease her a bit)"See Fairless, You have me and Elousie as friends? If you ease on the glaring and smoking you'll have the most friends in the whole Academyship"
>>31285484>>31285540>>31285545Some combination of this?
>>31285545"Let's try to aim for the day Kitten doesn't flinch when she hears your voice!"
>>31285484> Talk with Fairless"Say, is there gonna be a Council meeting tomorrow? I got invited to watch the Heinlein vs. Ooarai match, just so you know. Not sure if it'll take an entire day though."
>>31285679The match plays during school hours if its anything like BFP.
>>31285660Maybe add that too. But Fairless has friends now that was the point/teasing.Also advice on how to seduce the opposite sex from Elousie. I think we asked Ramirez the same question>>31285679Think she would have mentioned it and we had one last monday
> Talk with Elouise and FairlessYou gently elbow Fairless, smirking. “See, you got friends now, Bernadette!”“Gertrude, please,” she says.“Anyway, Elouise, how about some advice, how do you seduce the opposite sex?” you ask.Elouise shrugs. “Don’t be a fucking pussy and don’t be a fucking bitch either. Relationships are cooperations you know? It’s like that misconception that so called ‘Nice guys’ have expecting sex in exchange for being complete fucking doormats. Just be yourself, if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work boohoo so sad. Move on.”“Good advice I suppose,” You say, “Speaking of which, you know Charlotte plays that 40k stuff of hers, right?”Elouise nods. “Yeah, seems kind stupid but I’m not sure why she was so hung up about us knowing about it.”“Ever consider learning how to play?” you ask. “She could always have more players.”Elouise shakes her head. “Nah, I suppose I’ll be there to watch. But to play? Looks boring as fuck. Plus, I bet the guy fans are all nothing but fedora tipping euphoric neckbeards. They’re almost as bad as bronies and SJWs.” She looks at you. “You know what I’m talking about, right?”> “A brony tried to hit on me, yeah.”> “I got stalked by an SJW in Middle School.”> “Maybe Fairless has an interesting story about that.”> Write in
>>31285794>> “A brony tried to hit on me, yeah.”
>>31285794>I got stalked by an SJW in Middle School.”
>>31285794> “A brony tried to hit on me, yeah.”Tweest: He's now in Heinlein dating Ace.
>>31285794> “A brony tried to hit on me, yeah.”You know I wondered why a SJW stalked Gertrude, then I remembered that she used to be a bully
>>31285794> “A brony tried to hit on me, yeah.”
Strange thing is broines aren't too bad, I have a couple of friends that call themselves bronies. Though I guess the really extreme ones may be the problem
>>31285952They really are that bad, though. If you they're not you're either insanely desensitized or a sympathizer, and neither are good things to be.
>>31285794We should ask her if she wants to model for Sewing Club?
>>31285952It's just that the vocal and most noticeable autists are the one that get the most attention. It's no more different from other large fandoms. Also, I consider any of them who started liking the show outside of 4chan as cancer so I may be biased.
>>31285988Not a fan for the show but the couple of friends I have don't seem bad or at least don't parade the series.I guess their the casual bronies?
>>31286035Wouldn't that be the opposite? People who liked it not because of 4chan is bad?
Why do you need a label if you watch a tv show?
> “A brony tried to hit on me, yeah.”You say, “A little while back, me and Kitten are walking around town, shooting the shit. I think we were wearing our LGA uniforms too. We ended up at Starbucks, and we’re just shooting the shit about stuff when this guy comes over.” You shake your head. “Fuck me, he smelled bad. It was like a dead dog. He had this huge trenchcoat, and this fedora that had buttons with the fucking ponies on them and this really greasy like neckbeard stubble thing.”Elouise groans. “That must have been the worse.”“And he tries to hit on me and Kitten by comparing us to his ‘best ponies’, I think he said that I was like fucking whatsherface, Rainbow something and Kitten was Shutterfly or some shit. And we’re just politely nodding and trying not to show our disgust. He’s got these little doll things too with the ponies and he’s showing them off to us.” You sigh. “Then he asked me out to the Equestria Girls movie.”Fairless says, “Ouch.”“I said no, even though that’s the first time a boy ever willingly asked me out,” you say. “I just couldn’t, my standards are too high.”Elouise says, “You have to have some pretty fucking low standards to date someone like that, regardless of fanbase.”“I know,” you say. “I suppose it could be worse, it could’ve been a girl.”With that, the three of you end your dinner. Elouise slaps hands with you, smiling. “See you later, Gertrude. Looking forward to our test scores tomorrow.”“Yeah,” you say. “Looking forward to it.”Elouise waves goodbye then walks off, leaving you with Fairless.> Ask to stay over at Fairless’> Head Home> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31286035>autistsWhy only the autists ? Is it impossible for a non-autist to like MLP ?
>>31286071You don't need a label no. These are supposed to be derisive terms, indicating our disdain towards the insane nutjobs who take their love of a show too far.
>>31286086>Invite Fairless over to your place, though maybe bring a sleeping bag
>>31286086>> Head HomeAsk fairless to stay over
>>31286118Sure, why not.
>>31286086> Head Home
>>31286066It's just that I consider bronies or horsefuckers or whatever they call themselves who go to 4chan to be self-aware enough to hide their autism and power-levels.>>31286108The autists are the ones that most people think off when they hear the word "brony">>31286086> Head Home>Rainbow cuntTrudy is more like Apples Sccteel, you dun fucked up
>>31286086>>31286118Supporting this, whether she sleeps on the floor or on our bed for a sleepover, she still sleeps in the nude.We got used to nancy or she sleeps on the floor/king sized bed with everyone else.We only knew fairless relatively new
>>31286157>most people on 4chan think of when they hear the word "brony"Fixed it for you
>>31286086>it could’ve been a girlGirls usually know better than smelling like dead dogs, wearing trenchcoats and fedoras with pony buttons.>asked me out to the Equestria Girls movieI'd have decked him on the spot.
>>31286086>> Head HomeAlso, may as well invite Fairless over.
>>31286294What's wrong with trenchcoats and fedoras? I don't wear hats but trenchcoats are nice depending on the weather
>>31286294I have a classmate who's a weeaboo and a landwhale, suffice to say, the stereotype that girls smell nice doesn't always apply.
>>31286086> Ask to stay over at Fairless’It's time!
>>31286294>Equestria Girls movieSounds kind of furrish?
> Head HomeYou say, “So, Fairless. Want to sleep over at my place?”Fairless blinks, surprised. “You want me to sleep over at your place?”“Yes, you just repeated what I just said. How about it?”Fairless shrugs. “Alright, I suppose I can.” With that, Fairless joins you on the way back to the Sophomore dorm. “Kind of… weird, though. Isn’t it?”You say, “Hey, you let me sleep at your place, you can sleep at mine. That’s how it works. Why, I imagine you get lonely without having someone sleep over at your place.”“Well, yeah. They’re singles for a reason,” says Fairless.“Indeed! Just so you know though, you’re sleeping on the floor. You do sleep in the nude you know and I can’t have that.”“Understandable.” She shrugs. “But I imagine a girl like you wouldn’t worry about it. Heck, with what goes on with you being a total chick magnet, I might as well get in on it too and ask to sleep in the same bed as you.”You chuckle. “Yeah, yeah.”“You’re a cute sleeper too.”You both pause in step, then look at each other. You look at Fairless, smirking. “Did you just make a pass at me?”Fairless looks at you, a completely neutral expression on her face. “Um. Yes.” She points towards the Senior Dorm. “I am going to go home now.”> “Sure, Fairless, good night.”> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”> Write in
>>31286350Human alternate reality set in a high school.
>>31286360> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”This awkward but why the hell not
>>31286360>> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”
>>31286350You don't want to know. That's exactly what it was.>>31286360> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”
>>31286360>grab a sleeping bag and come over,
>>31286360> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”Laugh it off Gerty
>>31286360>Write in"Oh no you don't. You're going to be sleeping over at my place and you aren't going to weasel out of this by trying to make it awkward. It's happening, and you can't stop it."
>>31286360>“I insist, come stay over at my place.”>captcha: love rmonglviAs I see, you see, captcha.
>>31286360"Dammit Fairless, I was only teasing though seriously your still sleeping on the floor. First step in making friends is that you don't shy away when they invite you to sleepovers!"
>>31286510"And yes, we ARE going to sleep in the same bed"
>>31286601
> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”“Come on, Bernadette,” you say as you start pushing her down the sidewalk. “You’re sleeping at my place, that’s final.”Fairless says, “But I’ve made it awkward now. You’re going to think nothing of but lesbian sex and shit.”“That’s only because you’re bringing it up, be you and just go with the flow of it, okay?” you say.“Fine,” says Fairless.You arrive at your dorms. You open up your dorm room and then quickly undo your bra. SWEET RELEASE. “Go ahead and make yourself comfy, Fairless.”Fairless nods, then simply stands awkwardly in the center of the room.Of course.> Relax> Work/Study> Shower then change into Bedclothes> Invite Someone Over (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31286360> “I insist, come stay over at my place.”and> Write injust to sleep over, nothing beyond that.
>>31286648>> RelaxNormally, I'll choose work/study but we have guests and Fairless is being awkward.
>>31286648> RelaxJust hang out like friends.
>>31286648> Relax
>>31286648>> RelaxCalm your tits Fairless jeez.
>>31286648>>31286702Adding to this, we can play video games or something like warthunder, WOT, Mario Party/Kart?
>31286648> Shower then change into Bedclothes
>>31286648>You open up your dorm room and then quickly undo your bra. SWEET RELEASE.I just realized something and maybe the Sewing CLub might have corrected it, but maybe Trude has the wrong cup size? That is why she find such release from it.Or at least that is what she wishes is the reason
>>31286648> RelaxSurely we have like, a game or something we can play. Physical games at least. Cards? Fucking monopoly? 2-player monopoly couldn't be worse than thi-actually, I take that back.
>>31286648>> Invite Someone Over (Specify)Kitten, time for sleepover party
>>31286648> Work/Studywe probably have some loose ends to take care of.then> Invite Someone Over KITTY! this should be fun!
>>31286648Seconding >>31286783
>>31286764Bras are suffering just like ball crushing chones for men are.
Now that I think about it, I kind of wish we invited Maho, Miho, and the gang to sleepover yesterday
>>31286783>>31286794>Traumatizing Kitten>Trying to figure out sleeping situations without making it awkwardI'm not sure if this would be fun or trainwreck levels of awkward.
>>31286783Kind of going against this, because Kittain is afraid of Fairless and It makes this more awkward
>>31286817Bras are more a consistent pressure grinding you down slowly until you barely notice the misery until you're finally freed from its hellish prison. Most ball-related shenanigans are quick and overwhelmingly painful and you suppress the memory as fast as possible lest PTSD is developed. I don't see the comparison.
>>31286783>>31286794>>31286804Voting against it, I rather not make this worse on Fairless then having Kittain bolting on her.>>31286844Probably awkaward, in a bad way
> Relax> Invite Someone Over (Kitten)You lie back on your bed, reading up on the latest adventures of DOC SAVAGE. You look over to see Fairless, still standing around, awkward as fuck. “Hey, Fairless. You can sit on my bed if you want to.”Fairless says, “No thanks. I can stand.”“It’s not a matter of if you can stand, you just look awkward as fuck,” you say. “Seriously, sit down or something.”With that, Fairless looks around, then sits at your chair at your desk. That’ll do. You think, how to make this fun?You quickly call up Kitten. “Hey, Kitten. Want to hang out at my place?”“Sure, I was actually about to do some yoga, but I can do it at your place if you’d like.”With that, in just a few minutes, Kitten arrives at your door, wearing naught but a grey tank top and some yogapants. “Hey, Trudy and… FAIRLESS, HELLO.” Trudy slides in behind you. “Why is she here?”“Be nice, Kitten, she’s sleeping over at my place.”Kitten nods. “Ah, okay.”Fairless nods. “Nice to see you again, Carol.”Kitten says, “Well, I got some games, but if you want to Trudy, you can try your hand at yoga again.”> FUKKEN YOGA> Games> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Shower then change into Bedclothes> Invite Someone Over (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31286895>> FUKKEN YOGAWe have to win at Yoga.
>>31286895> FUKKEN YOGAShow this mangy dog of a body what-for, I say.
>>31286895> FUKKEN YOGAWe are all doing this now! you too Fairless!
>>31286895> Invite Someone Over (Specify)Fuck it, Invite the Aviation club. Games.We never invite them to do anything.
>>31286895>> FUKKEN YOGA
>>31286895Can we invite the Aviation Club or Delinquents though guys? More people the better?Also why is it always Kittain?
>>31286964>We never invite them to do anything.We're still sore about that plane incident.
>>31286895>FUKKEN YOGA
>>31286997Because Kitten's the best?And there really hasn't been that much Kitten the last 6 - 7 threads.
>>31286895>Invite DelinquentsI'm sure their worried bout their grades, good way to get their minds off of it by doing Yoga
>>31287033We slept with her yesterday and reassured her? How was that a long time ago.Let's invite some other team to join in the fun
>>31287058Fairless is awkward, and Kitten is awkward around Fairless. I fail to see how adding any more people into the mix will make that situation better.
>>31286895>>31286964>Invite Last-Chancers Changing my vote to inviting delinquents just to have them keep their minds off the tests grades tomorrow. >>31287033Thought we forgave them
>>31287058Wait, so one scene with Kitten is a lot of Kitten? That's quite strict anon. There was a decent amount of Kitten screen-time last thread, but before that it was pretty barren.
>>31287080Then why did we invite freaking Kittain since we know she is awkward around Fairless?At least the Delinquents grown somewhat used to her since she helped them study
>>31287119Because Kitten is our best good friend, and Fairless is a good friend now, and like all people with friends we want our friends to get along well? Especially since they both kinda need to get more social and make friends? Seems to make sense to me.
>>31287118but Kittain had most of the screentime in this series. Let's have someone else or bring someone else to this.I still don't understand why bringing Kittain for the sake of screentime is a good idea.
>>31287119>>31287148>KittainAre you doing that on purpose?
> FUKKEN YOGA> Invite Someone Over (Team Last Chancers/Bearcat)The Aviation Studies Club and the Delinquents arrive. Charlotte says, “Hey, you called us and yooooooo…”You’re bent over, still in your Tankery Uniform. That miniskirt does not leave much to the imagination. At least you’re not wearing your sexy panties. This yoga stuff is FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS AT THIS POINT.Kitten is in a better pose than you on her yoga mat, not even sweating. “You need to do it slowly.”“FUCK SLOW!” you yell. “I CAN DO THIS!”The two crews walk in and stand around, looking at you. “Jesus,” says Katya. “That looks painful.”“SHUT UP!” you scream. “I GOT IT!”Kitten says, “Do you?”> FUCK YOU BITCH IT’S JUST A STANDING SPLIT WITH MY LEG IN THE AIR, FUCKING PUNKASS MOTHERFUCKER> Collapse and give up like a punkass motherfucker.> Other
>>31287119>>31287148>Kittainlearn to spell her nickname for fucks sake, its not witty or funny or endearing, its just annoying>I still don't understand why bringing Kittain for the sake of screentime is a good idea.BECAUSE SHES OUR BEST FRIEND FOR FUCKS SAKE, are you actually human, do you understand what 'best friend' actually means?
>>31287141So are the Deliquents, the Student Council, most of our tank crews....Reason I suggested deliquents was 1. Maybe help them ease their minds away from mid-term grades2. they grown somewhat tolerant of Fairless
>>31287169It's whichever anon who always spells it that way, I don't know why they're still doing it.
>>31287180>> FUCK YOU BITCH IT’S JUST A STANDING SPLIT WITH MY LEG IN THE AIR, FUCKING PUNKASS MOTHERFUCKER>>31287148shut the fuck up already you shitstain
>>31287180> FUCK YOU BITCH IT’S JUST A STANDING SPLIT WITH MY LEG IN THE AIR, FUCKING PUNKASS MOTHERFUCKER
>>31287180> Collapse and give up like a punkass motherfucker.Trudy no stronk
>>31287181Sorry, my spellcheck is wacky.My argument was mostly for this >>31287033Also just because she's our best friend doesn't mean we're attached to the hip.
>>31287180>FUCK YOU BITCH IT’S JUST A STANDING SPLIT WITH MY LEG IN THE AIR, FUCKING PUNKASS MOTHERFUCKERWe are NOT giving up.
>>31287180>> FUCK YOU BITCH IT’S JUST A STANDING SPLIT WITH MY LEG IN THE AIR, FUCKING PUNKASS MOTHERFUCKER>>31287205Really?
>>31287183Again, something is wrong with my spellcheck. Sorry about that.
>>31287180Should we invite them to join in?Not sure if they will considering how Trude is suffering.
> FUCKING YOGA AIN’T GOT SHIT ON YOU YOU’RE THE BEST AROUND NOTHING’S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWNYou maintain the pose, sweating and gritting your teeth, every muscle and limb of your body shaking like an earthquake.“Trudy,” says Kitten. “You okay?”“NEVER BETTER!” you growl.“Trudy, yoga is about relaxation, you have to relax.”“NEVER!” you yell.The Delinquents and the Aviation Studies Club all sit on your bed, in awe of how much you refuse to give ground to this motherfucking yoga. Even Fairless looks impressed.Maya says, “Wait.” She quickly pulls out some of your comics and then gently stacks them on top of your leg, balancing them. “Ha!”“LANSKY!” you shout. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”The girls giggle and laugh at your expense. “Wait,” says Maya. “I bet I can get more.” She grabs Abigail’s kitty Kirby then gently places him on top of the comics. “Ha!”> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCE> Fuck it, give up like the bitch you are> Other
>>31287428>> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCETry not to cry. Then cry like the bitch you are.
>>31287428>> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCETRUDY AINT NO PUNKASS BITCHNIGGA
>>31287428>> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCETheir going to keep stacking aren't they?though I'm not sure what they can put on top of Kirby
>>31287428> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCEPromise death and destruction.
>>31287428> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCEThe kitty! Damn them! We can't allow the cute kitty to be dropped!
>>31287428> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCEnigga who you think i is
>>31287428> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCELater...> Other"Girls? I think I'm stuck. Like, for real yo."
>>31287428> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCE> OtherCurse them? Think I fixed my spell check for now, sorry about that folks
> SHIT GOTTA MAINTAIN DAT BALANCEYou strain yourself, groaning as Maya continues stacking more things. Empty cans of soda, textbooks, even your RC Goliath that you never use.“It’s too much,” says Elouise.“Yeah,” says Jenny. “It’s going to fall.”Maya says, “One more thing.” She grabs a textbook then gently places it-yeah nah, your body’s had enough.You collapse, everything hitting the floor with a loud clatter and bang. You lay on your back, panting and red in the cheeks, sweat staining your clothes and your face. Everyone laughs a little, besides Fairless.“You okay, Trudy?” asks Kitten as she offers her hand. You take it, then sit up, bones cracking with every motion.You say, “Could be worse.” You quickly give the finger to Maya then stretch your arms out. “I’m just getting warmed up anyway.”> Games> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Shower then change into Bedclothes> Invite Someone Over (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31287646>>Games>>OtherTake Kirby hostage for the rest of the night, keep him on your lap.
>>31287646>>31287659This
>>31285952
>>31287646>> GamesWith the delinquents, best game of Mario Party ever.
>>31287683Should've been Ryuko imo>>31287646> Games
>>31287646> Talk to Someone (Maya)"Better get this mess sorted by the time I'm back from the shower."> Shower then change into Bedclothes> Games
>>31287646> GamesTeach Fairless some game or another.
>>31287646>>31287659the kirby is ours!
> GamesYou sit on your bed resting as Kitten starts setting up a game of Super Smash Bros. Melee on her spare Nintendo Gamecube. “You just carry that everywhere?” asks Benita.Kitten shrugs. “It’s portable enough.”With that, the four controllers are split between Kitten, Fairless, Marina and Charlotte. “Get them, Kitten!” you yell.Kitten has chosen Kirby, Fairless has chosen Link, Marina has chosen Donkey Kong, and Charlotte has went with Mario.“Kick their ass, Lucky!” yells Elouise.“Get some!” shouts Lidya. “Give them the business!”The four players wail on each other on Pokemon Stadium. Donkey Kong immediately grabs Link and tosses him off the stage with no trouble.Fairless looks down at her controller. “How do I move?”Kitten says, “Those analog sticks.”Link respawns then is immediately pummeled to dust by Mario with a laser sword.“Damn it,” says Fairless.Kitten laughs. “Are you even trying?”“Yes,” says Fairless.> MY TURN BITCHES> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Shower then change into Bedclothes> Invite Someone Over (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>31287909> MY TURN BITCHESand> Talk to Someonehow did everyone's mid terms go?
>>31287909>> Shower then change into BedclothesLet's take this time to let them bond
>>31287909>> Talk to Someone (Marina)What exactly was she doing the whole match? Were they being sneaky or just got lost?
>>31287909>> Talk to Someone (Fairless)Use the D-pad!
>>31287909>> Shower then change into BedclothesIf we're going to play, got to play fresh
>>31287909> Talk to Someone (Specify)Help Fairless get a grasp on the controls.
>>31287972Speaking of which, should we change their Bearclaw name to Wildcard?
>>31287909>>31288003>> Talk to Someone (Specify)>Help Fairless get a grasp on the controls.Gotta help Bernadette out when it comes to making friends, and making sure she gets involved with the activities at hand rather than giving up is the best way to do so.
>>31287909>Help Fairless
> Talk to Someone (Fairless)You lean over Fairless’ shoulder. “There, just hit the A button and fucking smash that son of a bitch.”Fairless mashes the button as hard as she can when facing Mario. Mario was too busy fighting against Donkey Kong to notice Link coming up behind him. Link somehow ends up doing a spin move bash against Mario, sending him flying into the sky to his death.Fairless blinks, smiling a little. “Ha! I got one!”“Great kid,” says Kitten. “Don’t get cocky!”With that, the night is spent playing against the Delinquents and the Aviation Studies Club. They switch player for player, even you get a round or two in. Kitten however remains the Top 1st player against everyone, with you coming a close second in your rounds.With that, everyone packs up. “Had some fun today!” says Charlotte. “We’ll see you tomorrow morning. Hopefully Maya hasn’t fucked herself in the ass with her grades.”Maya shrugs. “We’ll see. Let’s get on the bounce.”With that, the Aviation Studies Club and the Delinquents leave, chattering excitedly. That leaves you, Fairless, and Kitten.Kitten also packs her things surprisingly. “You not staying for the night?” you ask.“Well,” says Kitten. She shrugs, a little awkward. “Wouldn’t want to interrupt your night here with… Fairless here.”> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”> “You’re free to stay, Kitten.”> Write in
>>31288178> “You’re free to stay, Kitten.”-Threesome?
>>31288178>> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”>> “You’re free to join us, Kitten.”
>>31288178> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”
>>31288178> “You’re free to stay, Kitten."
>>31288178>> “You’re free to stay, Kitten.”
>>31288178>>> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”>>> “You’re free to join us, Kitten.”This, this is even better.
>>31288178> Write inThreesome! 3 people all in one medium size bed!
>>31288178>> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”>> “You’re free to stay, Kitten.”
>>31288178>"You up for a threesome?"
>>31288178>> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”
>>31288214>>31288247>>31288288I'm not sure how picking both works?
>>31288178>> Write inTHE TIME HAS COME, KITTEN, TIME TO BE DRAWN IN THE NUDE! *Strip Kitten*
>>31288362>Fairless draws Kitty in the nude.that is so wrong, yet it feels so right!
>>31288178>> “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having.”Let's end today with a joke
> Why not both?You smile. “Thanks, Kitten. I’ll let you know about all the hot dirty lesbian sex we’ll be having. You’re free to join us.”Kitten laughs. “Ha! Oh, sure sure. I’ll stay I suppose.”With that, you and Kitten quickly take a shower then change into your bedclothes. Kitten has changed into just her tanktop and some boxer shorts, while you are in your usual blouse and panties combo.Fairless takes a few spare blankets and starts stripping down into the nude. Kitten leans over to you. “What’s she doing?”You whisper to her. “She’s sleeps in the nude.”Kitten blushes a little. “That’s actually kind of hot.” She lies back in bed. “But, well, goodnight, Trudy!”Fairless wraps herself in a blanket, and you see it cling to her in all the right places. “You going to be okay down there, Bernadette?”Fairless takes up her pillow. “Eh, sure. Why, you want me in the same bed as you?”You shrug. “Whatever’s comfortable, Bernadette.”“I’ll stay down here then,” says Fairless. She turns over and yawns. “Goodnight, Gertrude.”You hit the lights, then lie back in bed. “Goodnight.”> END DAY
>>31288424That's it for today. I'll see if I can return tomorrow hopefully without a late start at 3 PM EST.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelSee you next time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiJx-QYymgs
>>31288424>That’s actually kind of hot.
>>31288449Thank you for running Schteel! See you when you come back, if you aren't running tomorrow.
>>31288449Thanks for the Thread German.Also we're probably good. for the delinquent loyalty quest.Any predictions on the perk?
>>31288424>“That’s actually kind of hot.”Good to know, Kitten.
