Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches. >Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p >Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide>Current Stats:>Protag Points: 268>Mana 20/20 “All of you, my office, now.” That’s what the lady you can only assume to be the headmistress says as you sit outside her large, dark paneled door. The lady in particular is also large, being somewhere around Tatsuko’s height and similarly…equipped. But what truly stands out to you is her hair, which is cut relatively short, except for the part in the front that covers her face and is dyed pink. This makes her look more like a well-dressed delinquent than a headmistress, but then again you have one girl in your lap and another on your shoulder, having recently ripped the mana from the bodies of said girls in a magical butt-pull of epic proportions so you can’t really talk about being strange. It takes a little bit for you to get up, Akeno had to sit up first and you had to get Tatsuko moving, which is something you feel you’re going to have to do frequently for a while. At the same time Kaname put away her notebook and nearly stalked inside, with the psycho lesbian darting in front of her. Chris has finally stopped muttering to herself, following after your trio.
>>31227886As you step inside, you see that there are somehow seven seats in front of the large mahogany desk that the headmistress is now seated behind. One of them is already occupied, a girl with long orange-red hair a full figure and a face that would be rather pretty if it wasn’t currently nearly despondent. That doesn’t fill you with much hope, seeing as how you assume she’s been talking to the headmistress as well. As the six of you sit, with Kaede conspicuously sitting as far away from you as possible, the headmistress eyes all of you. It’s not angry…or at least it’s not only angry. She’s apparently looking for something and you aren’t sure if she sees it or not. As you settle into your chair she pulls out a cigarette and lights it with a flame that she casually makes appear on her finger. Shaking it out she puffs a bit then moves it away, blowing the smoke away in the air. “Alright, it’s too damn early in the year for this, much less the morning. I’ve already got her side of the story,” she points at the orange-haired girl, “so which one of you chuckle-heads want’s to tell me what happened where you were?”>Speak up. (Write-in accepted, default if not.)>Stay quiet.>Eye someone and try to get them to do it. >Other.
>>31227921>>Speak up. (Write-in accepted, default if not.)"We were spending time in my bedroom, when two massive loads of magical energy erupted all over us.It's a wonder it didn't cause more of a mess."With no further explanation necessary.
Something that both explains what happened and causes a huge misunderstanding like >>31228014 said is exactly how this needs to be handled
>Speak up. (Write-in accepted, default if not.)"I Still don't entirely know whats going on myself, I was hoping someone could tell me what it is that that i did""
>>31228109I agree the more misunderstandings the better.
>>31228014Actually, I'm pretty sure it is, considering that this doesn't answer at all how everyone got into our room and this headmistress doesn't seem to be the type to put up with this sort of shit which is why I'll go with:>Speak up. (Default)
>>31228014Misunderstandings, Ho!
Rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10>>31227921>>Speak up."As far as I know, I was trying to help resolve a misunderstanding - or several - at my dorm room when a giant beam of bright death came flashing at us. I...guess I managed to make a barrier that could withstand it? Not sure how, though."I'll give a more serious response, for the sake of it.
>>31228014this
Alright, writing something that combines a full explanation and tries to be embarrassing/easily misunderstood.
>>31227921>Speak up. (Write-in accepted, default if not.)"I dont fucking know man, I woke up, people were in my room, more people showed up, and then the giant beam of death tried to shoot us all and somehow I pulled a magic barrier out of my ass."
>>31228014This, but add "I seem to have caused some manner of ward unconsciously. What do I stand accused of? "
>>31228189Oops. Sorry about the dice.
>>31228189i'm gonna second this. i like serious responses
>>31228232Make it easily misunderstood to the orange haired girl only. Not the headmistress. We should avoid cauing any misunderstandings with her
>>31228269Psh. Where's your spine!We need to make the headmistress a recurring antagonist to act as a buffer against our wacky hi-jinks, so it may help sell saturday morning cartoon spin-offs where a collection of magical girls (organised and commmanded by ourselves, naturally) does battle against her villainous tyranny!Think of the ratings! Think of the merchandising!
>>31228378>Not wanting an older faculty waifu or two
>>31228394Unfortunately we need to give the audience what they want, rather than what we want.That is the sacrifice we all must make as protagonists.
>>31228432We ARE the audience though!
>>31228451What a tweest!
>>31228432who says the audience wouldn't want a milf?that's a very prominent fetish
>>31228451No we're not. The audience is the people who are giving us our Protagonist Points. Protag Points are our ratings, and how much leeway the animators and scriptwriters are given to get experimental with the plot.
>>31228518This is getting 2meta4me
>>31228451 No, we're the MC.but we represent the normal audience pretty well
>>31228378Oh boy, stakeholder meetings out the wazoo.
>>31228518... That makes sense, actually. When our protag points drop below the threshold, the Audience has either gotten bored with the show or found somebody more interesting to pay attention to, the Kamina to our Simon. When we burn PP, that's the scriptwriters having a blowout move depending on the ratings for plot. if they use the bullshit twists too much, the audience gets sick of the show and leaves. With a higher PP count, the audience is hooked and gives us a passive boost in our Waifu count, because they like us that much. I've got your game figured out, Guide! I know your tricks!
>>31228597fuck. what is this witchcraft.
>>31228378>>31228394>>31228432>>31228498>Antagonist? Waifu?>Antagonist!Waifu>FoeYay saves the day again!
>>31228635I could settle for this.
>>31228635 the best part is that our ships are actually much more likely to happen.
>>31228635A namefag has a good idea? THAT is the real witchcraft here.
>>31228704 I'll have you know that all of my good ideas come when I namefag.granted, i've never namefagged before.
>>31228597You've succinctly described it really. Though the protag points aren't so much used to draw attention to us as they are a measurement of just how wild and wacky we can get. Also a measure of how much shit we can pull out of our ass if things go south for us. So it's like a cross between Edge and Fate Points for serious moments, and an excuse for crazy out of combat.
>>31228704/tg/ has some good namefags
>>31227921You decide that its best that you speak up, seeing as how you’re the only one who knows exactly what happened the whole way through. “I will,” you say, which draws the attention of everybody but Tatsuko, who seems to be falling asleep again. “Go on,” says the headmistress. “Well, I woke up and Kaname was standing over me with her finger on my lips, and Tatsuko was beside me in my bed. Then Kaname took me near the door, but Chris heard us talking and knocked so I opened the door and then she decided to freeze up on me because I was in my boxers. Then I heard Akeno yelling to get out of the way and she came in and crashed into me and Chris even though I pulled her out of the way. We all crashed into a big pile, then Kaede over there came in through the door brandishing a gun, which woke Tatsuko up and she was really angry so we all froze, except Kaname who whacked her over the head with her school bag and then both of them fell onto the big pile of people. Then Tatsuko came over and started brushing my hair. I thought the ridiculousness was over, but then I saw the giant pink laser of doom and something weird just happened in my head and I just reacted, somehow I managed to take all of the girls mana with them letting me and created that giant shield that I assume prevented us all from dying.” This comes out in one big rush, with the headmistress being the only person who doesn’t react in some way. Akeno seems to be laughing, while Chris, Kaede and Kaname seem to be aghast at your candor. Tatsuko is of course asleep and the Orange-haired girl seems to be eyeing you as if you just sprouted another two heads. There’s a silence for a few seconds, then the headmistress takes another puff from her cigarette. “Is that all?” she asks.
>>31228712
>>31228720>>31228721YOU RUINED IT!
>>31228728“Uhm, yes,” you say, “Except for the part where we woke up with the PT teacher looking at us.” The headmistress sighs and puts the cigarette down, rubbing her temples. “So you expect me to believe that you woke up this morning, accidentally fell into a pile of girls and then managed to recreate part of one of the greatest magics of all time by accident, while in your boxers.”>Yes.>Uh, what?>Maybe…>Other
>>31228749>Yes.>Other"If you have a better explanation for this, I'm listening."
>>31228749>Uh, what?
>>31228749"Well, I rediscovered an ancient unscryable method of communication by accident in five minutes the day before, so..."
>>31228749>I don't care if you believe me, it happened.
>>31228749>>Yes.Completely deadpan. If she has a cup of coffee or tip, we should take a sip.
>>31228749>Yes.>Other"At least, I think I was wearing my boxers..."
>>31228749*shrug* Yeah pretty much... But you are forgetting the part where I was attacked by a girl with a gun beforehand, that's important you know.
>>31228749if we can remember it, can we draw the glyph that materialized?
>>31228749>>Yes."Pretty much, yeah."I love how nonchalant she's being about this.
>>31228749>Uh, what? This is going to be a recurring theme isn't it... Trust in the boxers. Faith in the boxers.
>>31228767>>31228780These two.
>>31228809Agreed.
>>31228749overall, a pretty damned good morning, if i do say so myself.
>>31228730He's technically right though
>>31228778This one has my vote.
>>31228809definitelychanging my vote from this (I think. half of them look the same) >>31228768
>>31228834surprisingly, i picked the right post. go me.
Looks like yes wins, with some write in. Writing.
>>31228809I agree. we need to go deeper into the bullshittery. Also, Goddamn Moot broke the captcha with his April Fools joke, I've been trying to post for ten minutes on two different internet browsers and I'm getting nothing.
>>31228868generally when that starts happening to me, i'll just reload the page, and it works
>>31228749>Uh, what?All things considered, doing it in nothing but boxers just shows it was our skill. Unless our lucky boxers are magical lucky boxers anyway
>>31228868Phone app is best app.
>>31228884Or male wizards get moar power from nakedness in this universe
>>31228884Actually, that just shows we're the protag. Protags have bullshit privileges.
>>31228884plot twist: we don't know magic. our boxers are just sentient. and they join our harem.
>>31228896The power of the penis! Its free its free
I feel I've missed by chance.But now is a great time to respond with "You have a better explaination?"
>>31228898Our boxers demand equal work opportunities and go on strike.
>>31228905I believe you mean our magic wand. thank you very much.
>>31228884Even if they aren't magically lucky I'm sure we could enchant them to be.
>>31228898>Boxer-chan if you keep doing that....
>>31228925Boxers of suggestion
>>31228922our boxers slowly rise to the ranks to Main Antagonist.
>>31228924I say we learn how to shoot magic out of it, then we can rightly call it the Hyper Weapon.
>>31228924My apologies good sire I believe you are correct and I was wrong.
>>31228938Wah! What're we going to do in the laundry today, Protag-chan!>=3 POMF
>>31228945it takes a few strokes to get it to fire thoughmeanwhile guide facepalms hard
>>31228942Final showdown between us and boxers. Harem left very confused as to what they are witnessing.>>31228945Get a load of its recoil?
so. in the span of 5 minutes, we've determined that our underwear will be in our harem, and that we'll shoot magic from our cock./tg/ everyone.
>>31228975Yeah and we win by seducing the boxers.~_~
>>31228945We can't call it the Hyper Weapon, we don't have the pointy teeth or the sentient perverted sword to go with it.Yet.
>>31228996Now we got to figure out the color of our Room. I'm still thinking mood ring enchantment.
>>31228988You know how we do. Don't act like you don't love us for it.Stop being so tsuntsun, Anon-kun...
>>31228998We have a snarky snobby floating skull. That's got to count for something.
>>31229027Pretty sure he's a lech as well, for some reason I keep linking skulls with pic related.
>>31229011Mood ring walls, with black-light light bulbs?Or we could paint the walls crimson green.
>>31229027agreed. speaking of, i still hold that jenkins should develop a nasty habit of summoning himself
>>31229056That would fit in well with our harem Idea.
>>31229027Hey, don't compare me to some shabby boxers now.
>>31229027Eeeeh, it's no Hyper Weapon. The sword's a deal-breaker. Tell you what, though: You've been a good customer all these years, so I'll give you a Mega Buster for dirt cheap. Don't say I never did nothin' for ya, kid.
>>31229069Don't speak unless you're spoken to, you perverted sword! *THWAP*
>>31229071does it come with the ability t take the powers of those I defeat?
that was an abrupt silence...
Thinking about that shield eraser that disintegrated, we definitely have to either enchant our own harem's clothes for hijinks, or get good at mid combat enchanting to weaponize enchantment failure disintegration, especially for clothing damage.
>>31229214And it has to be skimpy clothes, it is nearly required that female combat gear is skimpy.Especially the enchanted kind.
SHIIIET. I was just reading the pastebins, and it mentioned that there were likely other Sentients active within our show. What are we going to do about them? How are we going to hunt them down? They could be potential bros, or the main antagonists for our plotline. This shouldn't be something we put off for a long time.
>>31229212It was silent because we are waiting for OP
>>31229212I think we are waiting for the guide to show us the way.
>>31229256>>31229214We Kamidori now?
>>31229214are you suggesting getting up to the enemy, and then drawing on their clothes so that they'll be naked? Because I can support that.
>>31229214I'm wondering if that wasn't related to the relative fragility of the material. Maybe carrying around a small bar of iron or steel enchanted in the same way would be more effective? Or did I miss an explanation from Guide that nixes that?
>>31229261the problem is that we can't throw away the plot for that. we need our ratings high.
>>31229289Yup. Or putting weak sheilds on valuable/dangerous items so that when it fails, it is destroyed.
>>31229288I can get behind this notion.
>>31229309That's true, but the fact remains that if we don't at least attempt to get any other sentients active under our thumb, they could bring everything crashing down on our heads faster than any randomly generated enemy.
>>31228749“Yes,” you say with a shrug, “I also rediscovered how to create an ancient magical communications device yesterday in about five minutes while waiting for a teacher to show up.” The headmistress just looks at you, at least until Kaname speaks up. “He did,” she says, pulling out her half of the golden device and putting it on the desk, “I’ve been working on it off and on since I was ten, I’d never gotten very far, but he managed to inscribe both of them in about ten minutes after just looking at the book.” The headmistress takes the item in her hand and examines it, holding it up to the light and twisting it around to see both sides before casually handing it back to Kaname. “Anything else you want to tell me about this morning?” she says looking at you, “Perhaps you rediscovered Excalibur while brushing your teeth or maybe you started communing with the elder gods over dinner?” “No,” you say, “That was before I woke up.” The headmistress just looks at you and then takes a long drag from her cigarette. “So, I have a girl who decided it would be a good idea to practice a spell the draws on ambient magic in a magical college without telling anyone,” she eyes the orange haired girl as she says this, “And some kind of idiotic enchanting savant who rediscovers things willy-nilly. And to think I just wanted a normal morning.” “Does the fact that she tried to ventilate me earlier not matter?” you ask, nodding towards Kaede. “Not a bit,” says the headmistress, “She can’t kill you on campus or in a three mile radius, not unless I let her which I am seriously considering at the moment.”
>>31229289I didn't think our character was super echi, but I may be wrong
>>31229296It was probably tied to quality/purity, which means clothes and other manufactured items are fair game. Forged items though...
>>31229352Well…that’s news to you, the part about not being able to be killed at least. It is a few more seconds, nobody saying a word, before the headmistress looks up at all of you again. “I’m not dealing with this at the moment, I have some alumni coming by in half an hour, a basilisk to kill in the next state and some more paperwork to file. Until I decide what I am going to do about it all of you are going to the House.” A silence hits the room, broken only by the sound of Tatsuko snoring.>Just go along with it.>Ask what THE HOUSE is.>Make a comment (Write in)>OtherBeen meaning to ask, are the pastebins helpful/mildly interesting at least.
>>31229352ELDER GODS CONFIRMED FOR WAIFUEXCALIBUR CONFIRMED FOR TRIALS BEGINNING IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY.
>>31229394>Go to sleepLets go ahead and piss her off more
>>31229394>Just go along with it.>>31229400
>>31229394>Ask what THE HOUSE is.she's sticking us in a building with all the other offenders, isn't she?
>>31229394>Ask what THE HOUSE is.The what now?
>>31229394Let's not expose our ignorance while she's still steaming at us. wait until she's gone to ask what THE HOUSE is.In the meantime, let's kiss ass a bit. 'Yes, Ma'am', 'No, Ma'am', all that jazz.
>>31229394I love the pastebins and obviously we are going to ask what THE HOUSE is in our dumb protag way. Also I love the amount of snark you worked in Absolutely Beautiful.
>>31229461No lets actually kiss her Ass *This is a Joke!*
>>31229461fair enough. i can back thisseconded
>>31229394So I'm guessing I this isn't some plush, fully catered accommodation?
>>31229394>>Just go along with it.We continue not caring.
I vote going along with it until we leave the office, then asking the girls about the HOUSE. That way we don't antagonize a busy admin, and the girls can react more openly/characteristically.
>>31229394>>Ask what THE HOUSE is.
>>31229394Looks like you're asking what THE HOUSE is. Also, if you have questions, you can direct them to me and I will try to answer them.
>>31229394>>Ask what THE HOUSE is.This sounds mildly good
>>31229618the suspense it *literally* killing me
>>31229509This sound like a solid plan
>>31229394The silence is nearly deafening, but you can’t help but ask. “Uh, what’s the House?” you say out loud. “It’s where they put “special” and “troublesome” students,” says Kaname deadpan, “Traditionally it’s kept away from the rest of campus and warded to prevent too much damage from occurring to the surrounding area.”“Correct,” says the headmistress, “And it will keep you all in one place till I decide what to do.”“No!” exclaims Kaide, suddenly, as she nearly explodes out of her chair “I won’t live in the same building as him! I refuse!”The headmistress simply gives Kaede a withering look, until the angry girl sits back down, looking chastised. “You can and you will,” she says firmly, sweeping her eyes down the line “And that goes for all of you. There will be no issues, if there are, I will deal with them. Am I clear?”Everyone in the room nods, excluding Tatsuko. “Oy,” says the headmistress, tossing a summoned ball of paper at the sleepy blue head, “Wake up.”Either Tatsuko wasn’t really that asleep or that ball of paper was heavier than it looked, because Tatsuko woke immediately, blinking and focusing on the headmistress.“You have some new roommates,” said the older woman, gesturing to everyone, “Show them to where they’ll be living.”
>>31230083Tatsuko nods, standing and heading for the door before anything else is said. “Everyone else, out of my office, now,” finishes the headmistress. The rest of you file out, following behind your blue haired guide.Tatsuko leads you out of the administration building, apparently eager to show you where she’s been living. The other six girls trail behind you, in varying states of emotion. Akeno seems relatively relaxed all things considered, Kaname appears to be in what you assume is her near constant state of fuming at you, Chris seems mildly perturbed, Kaede is visibly pissed at you and the Orange haired girl is eyeing everyone, probably trying to decide if it’s safe to talk to any of you. >Talk to someone.>Just follow Tatsuko.>Go somewhere else.>Other.
>>31230100>Talk to KaedeI mean, what could go wrong?
>>31230100let's talk to the orange haired girl.
>>31230100>Just follow tatsukoLet the others break the ice. Observe their interactions.
>>31230100>>Talk to someone.Orange-Hair. Since she wasn't trying to kill the Protag after all, let's find out what her deal is.
>>31230100Follow best girl.
>>31230100>>Talk to Kaede."Okay, seriously. What's your beef with me, exactly?"
>>31230100>Talk to someoneOrange hair. Need to at least aquatint ourselves with her
>>31230100talk to orange-hair. the dyke can wait until we're all in the house so she can't kill us.
>>31229400>ELDER GODS CONFIRMED FOR WAIFU
>>31230100>>Talk to nobody in particular."So... given this only happened because we all got together... why did the headmistress think keeping us all in one place was a good idea?"
>>31230100>Just follow Tatsuko. I wonder how long it will take for the arguing to begin.
>>31230100>Just follow Tatsuko."so this place has enough beds, right?"
>>31230177um you're stealing her waifuit's not hard to figure outwe're an aware protag, remember?pull it together man
>>31230100Talk to orange hair since she lives with us now she will join the harem. Expend Protag point to get it to happen.
>>31230100>Talk to Kaname."Okay so I pulled off another ancient magic who knew, please Kaname don't dissect me to see how I do this stuff."
>>31230100Ask Kaname if she has any idea about what spell we pilecasted this morning. If anyone would know...
>>31230227this is a critical question. it has my supportAnd I vote we use Tatsuko pillow if there aren't enough beds
Rolled 6>>31230100>Talk to someone.Talk to the new girl
>>31230285You say that like we won't be the pillow, if it comes to that.
>>31230285I vote we use Tatsuko pillow even if there are enough beds!
Looks like you're talking to the new girl. Writing. >>31230285You make it sound like you have a choice anon.
>>31230285Like we'll get a choice in that regards.
>>31230314I second this continue the napping club activities.
>>31230313>>31230314>>31230323>>31230339Zerochoice mind. A pillow we shall become.Also, no waiting to see who breaks the silence first? You're all boring!
>>31230234Okay mate, first? Take the time to write proper, aye? Capitalize, punctuate.Criticism aside, I KNOW THAT. Are you implying we aren't going to try and turn her to the harem? Because opening conversation is the first step, and that's a pressing subject for her to talk about with us.
Let's just ignore that we have Nanoha as a potential waifu. Yup. I'm not the only am I?
>>31230421Harem is for blue hair only. Blue supremacy.
>Nanahoa goes here
>>31230421I'd write proper if I were the qmbut i'm notfite meand it might be a pressing subject, but it's a dumb question, and we're not dumbwell, I'm notif we talk to her, it should be "ay gurl I know I'm takin ur waifu but don't be mad and crazy about it kthx"
>>31230453Blue a shit, red heads master race.
>>31230453Chris is blonde. Your argument is invalid. BLUE IS THE DANGER, ANON.
>>31230478Actually, I think the girl that tried mudering us is a brunette
>>31230477Combine the two. Purple superiority.
>>31230453blue is victory, blue is life
>>31230456>She shows affection through FRIENDSHIP LASERS>Tatsuko has declared that no one will hurt her pillow>All Dese possible catfights>>31230524truth
>>31230464OI WOT I'LL CLOBBER YOU, MATE, I SWARE ON ME MUM.Nope. I'm done. Won't debate any more with you. Too much drink. Won't be coherent enough. Having to proofread posts twice already. The Captchas are also starting to move when I read them.>>31230500THAT'S WHY SHE COULDN'T KILL US. SHE'S NOT BLUE. SHE'S NOT DANGER. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
How many protag points will it take to make Kaede have a sex dream about us? Being a man hating lesbian I wonder how she would react to said dream.
>>31230577I think this would be a good use of protag points convert the antagonist to a tsundere.
>>31230570u cheeky cunt try saying that to my face not online fuckker and see what happens i'll wreck u 1v1 irl
>Red hair VS Blue HairThis thread is now the napoleonic wars. Glory to Red Heads
>>31230565Of all the purple hair you could have chosen, you went with excellent taste. I approve.
>>31230628Implying we won't unite both and all the colours of the rainbow while we're at it.
>>31230642as did you sirrah. I doff my cap to you.
>>31230628I'm on your side. down with the grannies!
>>31230613I can manage one more post because Captcha was nice and gave me numbers. They don't move as much. Have this and that's my night.
We should probably get some mysticism tutoring if possible so that we canA) not end up a meat puppet under the control of an elder sentient antagonistB) stabilize vision dreams of slendere waifuC) control out crystal ball explosion tendencyAnd maybe get some sense intent type ability
>>31230628Take that back! Blue is clearly superior and enlightened
>>31230709>slendere waifuBut how can we have a moe Slenderman Waifu when it has no face?
>>31230694well, at least stick around to lurk
>>31230718>bluePfft.What century are YOU stuck in?Blue hasn't been relevant in forever.
>>31230694thanksthat's a good onewill reuse
>>31230570>>31230694 As a Britfag, I must admit some slight confusion as to why people would want to sound like chavs.
>>31230740I can think of at least one lande where the blue matters
>>31230735it had a kind of almost face.ish
>>31230772this man has a point.WE NEED TO GUN FOR RED WHITE AND BLUE ALL AT ONCE
>>31230740'Murrica has blue on its flag too, but if we're talking uniform colors anything other than green or some form of camo hasn't mattered for over a century.
>>31230764same reason we 'murricans like ta talk like dem rednecks.
>>31230797unless it's the paint scheme on some jets
>>31230772wait, homicidal gym teacher had whit hair right?
>>31230797obviously you've never seen arctic camo.for all those battles we've fought in the arctic. yeah. keep that in mind, bitch
>>31230830white/gray
All this fighting over red and blue... Here, have some purple.
>>31230735Full facial blush! Also, if she ever enters the prime material plane, or a null pocket, she could be clumsy and falling over all the time, using her tentacles to grasp (inappropriately) at people to stay upright.Moe is more than faces!
We just get all the girls to dye their hair.
>>31230830Yeah, Karasuba did.'Murica themed harem?
>>31230864BUT TO WHAT COLOR?!
>>31230718>>31230772Blue shall be victorious
>>31230830Ash grey for karasuba
>>31230871Damn straight.>>31230875EVERYONE GETS RED WHITE AND BLUE HAIR, FULL AMERICA
>>31230875Whatever color we want. OR we enchant it ourselves.
>>31230875Blue. This the least amount of members have to dye their hair.
>>31230851Arctic camo is still a form of camo dude, it comes in many different colors depending on the theater the soldiers will be fighting in. It doesn't just come in varying shades of green.
>>31230888K
>>31230888.. Technically also france, Britain and a number of other countries as well
>>31230875Mood ring.
>>31230919ALL OF WHOM WE EITHER SAVED OR WHOSE ASS WE KICKED OR BOTH
>>31230919SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT PATRIOTIC ENOUGH!TO THE DEATH PANEL WITH YOU!'Murica
>>31230937>>31230919 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
>>31230977>>31230937>>31230919>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
>>31230977>Britannia ruling the waves>2014Top Kek
>>31231035fuck. i fucked up. meant this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjV2EErPHdg
>>31230977
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>>31230977British Naval superiority. how quaint
>>31231074and don't forget to masticate
>>31231058
>>31230100As the new girl continues to eye everyone, you decide to at least introduce yourself. Taking the few steps necessary to place yourself within talking distance, you hold out your hand. “John Galt,” you say, “Sorry we had to meet like this Ms….”The girl looks at your hand, then back at you. “Takamachi, Nanoha Takamachi.” There’s a brief pause, then she asks, “Are you a pervert?”You do a double take at that. “What?”“Your story, you say you woke up with two girls in your room, then had three more follow you inside while you were wearing your boxers. That sounds like you’re some kind of lech or pervert.”“Wait, wait a minute,” you say, waving your hands, “I woke up that way. For one I don’t know how Tatsuko or Kaname got into my room and Akeno got chased inside. Chris, well yes I did pull her inside but that was because she was going to get run over. Which I guess happened anyway but I didn’t mean to pull her on top of me. I am not a pervert.”Nanoha eyes you for a second, eyes judging, before sighing and then offering you her hand. “Alright, sorry but your story was just…really odd. I wasn’t sure what to think about it.”“That makes two of us,” you say taking her hand, “So I guess that with you, with the pink doom beam?”Nanoha nods, her face showing a wry smile, “Yes, that was Starlight Breaker. I forgot to turn the dampeners up all the way in the practice room, so some of the ambient magic leaked through and made it a bit bigger than I intended.”“Just a bit bigger?” you ask her, your eyes the questioning ones now. “Yes, I didn’t reach full power thankfully, but that was still quite the ward you put up to stop it in time. You really don’t know how you did that?”You shake your head with a laugh, “No, It’s starting to become an unfortunate habit of mine.”“Well, you might want to watch that then,” she says, a small smile appearing on the edge of her lips.
>>31231130As you had talked you had walked nearly to the edge of campus, but as you finish up Tatsuko leads you towards an older looking free standing house that sits in a small secluded area out of any random traffic. It’s not as bad as you though it would be, the way the rest of the girls were treating it you thought it’d be some dirty hole in the wall with bad lighting and leaky windows. Actually it’s rather nice, an older looking place that appears to be three stories tall, hopefully meaning enough bedrooms and bathrooms for all. “Home,” says Tatsuko as she walks up the steps to the front door. “Looks decent enough,” Akeno says, eyeing the place.“Comfy,” replies Tatsuko, who then glances at you, “Now extra comfy.”Stepping inside you can see that it is furnished relatively nicely, older, darker and heavily wood influenced décor with hidden modern touches. The living room, maybe actually the parlor is the most modern. There’s a large couch, piled with blankets that has an angle on a nice T.V. which is where you assume Tatsuko spends a lot of her time. Other than that, it look more like a picture from a home and garden magazine. “How many bedrooms are there?” asks Chris, looking up the stairs.“Five,” answers the only previous resident, “Two on top floor, three on middle. Bathroom on each floor. Some have bunk-beds, I don’t go up there much.”As you find the kitchen, well equipped you notice, you think that might be the most you’ve heard Tatsuko talk the entire time you’ve known her.
>>31231158“Well I’m not rooming anywhere near him,” Kaede nearly spits in your direction, “So I’ll take one of the upstairs rooms to myself.” With that she storms upstairs, past Kaname who is coming back down, obviously still aggravated. Kaname eyes her as she goes, before turning to the rest of you. “Good riddance, now that she’s gone we can figure this out.” She points at you, “There’s only four more rooms and six of us. Two of the rooms have bunk-beds, one has a king. So you either get to room with someone or sleep on the couch.” She looks at the others, “Anyone have objections to rooming with him at the moment?”You notice Chris turn bright red and Nanoha, well you don't really know her all that much, but neither says anything. “Alright then,” says Kaname, turning back towards you, “Where are you bunking, the rest of us can figure it out. >Prefacing this choice by say it is in no way permanent or forcing you to stay with any one girl.>Pick a girl.>Sleep on the couch.>Other.
>>31231202>Pick a girl."Tatsuko already uses me as a pillow"
>>31231103A map showing the 22 countries never invaded by Britain. Get good.
>>31231202>Tatsuko
>>31231202>Pick a girl.Tatsuko, since I guess we've already slept with her and she'd be the most chill about it.
>>31231202Volunteer to bunk with tatsuko, as she'll probably be sleeping around us anyway.
>>31231202>>Sleep on the couch.A bit early to stake out a favorite, really.
>>31231235America is trying its best to catch up
>>31231202>Sleep on the couch.
>>31231202Tatsuko already uses me as a pillow I suppose, but I'm more than willing to take the couch
>>31231202>Pick a girl.Tatsuko our comfy protector, plus it will ease the minds of the other girls since they see her as the "berserker".
>>31231202>ChrisI mean, we've already been next-door neighbours, what difference does being roomies make?Besides, we've already seen everything of hers in the showers, so there's nothing to be ashamed of and no chance of awkward embarrassments.
>>31231202>Sleep on the couch.Time for the generic nice guy response and offer to sleep on the couch. Besides i feel like sleeping in the common area offers many opportunities for shenanigans
>>31231202>Sleep on the couch."Couches have yet to betray me to the madness of this place
>>31231202We already sleep with Tatsuko and she will just come to us anyway so that seems like the best solution. Say That she already treats me like a pillow so its alright.
>>31231202Say couch but know we will be used as a pillow anyway
>>31231282>Mikasa Feeds Eren, Sponsored by Brazzers: When you're here you're family
Changing from >>31231286to >>31231272This actually seems like the best approach
>>31231202>Sleep on the couch.We should be gentlemanly and give the beds to the women. It also lets any of the girls to join us for the night
>>31231202Sleep on the couch. Chivalry points incoming, and we'll likely not spend too long on it before we're dragged into a bed of some description. Subtlety guys, you need subtlety.
>>31231202Couch
>>31231202>>Pick a girl.Tatsuko"Too tired to think. I'll go back to playing pillow for now, we can sort it out in the morning."
>>31231202We can say that we will let them decide what everyone is most comfortable with I can sleep anywhere.
>>31231315>Subtlety guys, you need subtlety.you know who else tried subtlety?No, seriously I cannot find the bastard
>>31231202Couch. If nothing else, cuddly berserker may our decision for us, but it's all about appearances.
>>31231202>Sleep on the couchAs a gentlemen would. Besides, Tasuko will in all likely hood will still be found cuddling on top of us by morning anyway. That or carry us off to hers so that we both can be comfy
Big question -Do we sleep in out boxers or whatever? Cause thats not really conducive to sleeping in the central room of the house.
>>31231202Chris blushed so we should bunk with her. The couch also sounds like a potential place to spend protag points to make something happen.
>>31231364They made their bed. Now they must lie in it.
>>31231364shorts no shirt
>>31231314This. There will be many more opportunities for interacting with all the girls if Galt is literally at the center of their shared living quarters. Whereas rooming with any one girl makes it a lot harder to justify nighttime interactions with anyone but that one girl. And that would be bad from the perspective of trying to keep harem-building on track.
>>31231364That's kind of the idea here, sleeping in the common room in our underwear in a house full of women can only lead to fun.
Looks like you're a gentleman who sleeps on the couch. Writing.
>>31231202Eventually we are going to have someone summon or enchant the house to make it have an extra room. Then we can get into magic shenanigans
>>31231202Sleep with Akeno in the king sized bed.
>>31231202>Would it not be more sensible to have 2 girls bunk with each other?Couch
>>31231364In boxers, definitely. That way, when bed time comes, we can enforce curfew by undressing and saying, "a little privacy, please?" Cue blushes and infighting between people who want to watch, and those who are trying to enforce decency. Also, periodic visits from each girl, claiming they are only getting a drink of water.
>inb4 tatsuko all alone in king sized bedShe must have already claimed it given that she already lives here. And everyone else seems wary of her..
>>31231549She'll probably sleepwalk to the couch and cuddle.
>>31231566Indeed. Hence why I can see us ending up in that bed, even if it was not originally intended
>>31231469you. i like your face.
>>31231588i predict her sleepwalking and then sleepcarrying us to her bed
>>31231202Any cellar in this house?
>>31231618And one of the girls was coming down for a drink when they see her walk by, eyes still closed, with us in a princess carry and enters her room
>>31231655oh, that's a beautiful image. I want this real bad right now.
>>31231655both of us snoring heavily
so, am I wrong in expecting a visit from enchantment teacher?
>>31231202Your thoughts briefly flirt with the idea of rooming with Tatsuko, she’s really the only one who you’d think would be comfortable with you at the moment, but eventually you decide on the couch. “I’ll take the couch,” you say, pointing over your shoulder with your thumb, “That’ll keep it simple.”With that simple statement the room seems to relax, Kaname calms visibly, Chris returns to her normal coloring and Nanoha appears to be believing the statement that your aren’t a pervert. Akeno however is giving you a thoughtful look and Tatsuko appears slightly down, put perks back up when you give her a quick grin. “Good, that’s decided then,” says Kaname, turning back to head upstairs, “I’m taking the other single on the top floor, I have too many experiments that can’t be disturbed. The King and the two shared rooms you can split how you want.” You glance at Tatsuko, whom you would’ve thought had a room already, but she just shakes her head. “Stay down here mostly, sleep in other places. Don’t care which room.” “If you don’t mind,” says Nanoha, nodding at Chris, “I think we could share a room.” “Ah, yes that’s fine,” Chris replies, “I hope to get to know you better.” “And I as well,” replies the orange haired girl. “I’ll take the other bunk-room for now,” says Akeno Tatsuko, “You can have the king bed.” Your blue-haired friend nods politely. “Speaking of which,” you say, “How are we getting our stuff here anyway?” There’s a brief smell of ozone and you hear a tinkle outside. Looking out the window you see a massive pile of stuff, most of it girl’s things, waiting to be transported inside. “Oh,” you say. It only took a couple hours to get everything inside with everyone helping, Kaede took most of her stuff by her lonesome but other than that there was no problem but time.
>>31231704Considering what we've admitted to faculty we can do, No. No, I don't think that would be out of the blue at all.
>>31231731It’s now nearly 12:30, past time for lunch and you’re by yourself for the moment as the girls finish arranging their rooms. You’re free to do whatever you want.>Make lunch in the kitchen for yourself.>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.>Go down to Eats street.>Other.
>>31231739>>Make lunch in the kitchen for yourself.
>>31231739>>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.It is a sad truth in these matters.The harem must be fed.
>>31231739I like the idea of us knowing how to cook, but I love me a housewife who can whip up miracles. Let's cook for ourselves and see who comes sniffing.
>>31231739>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.Good chance to try to talk to everyone, maybe even score some points with the girls.
>>31231739Make lunch for those who want it. No lunch for you kaede, unless you ask nicely.
>>31231739>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.Because manly men can cook!
>>31231739>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.everybody's busy and it's lunch time. and if we fuck it up, voila, we've gotten out of cooking duty.
>>31231768In the immortal words of Chris Rock:Any woman can suck a dick, but Gravy's a whole 'nother story.Cook for ourselves.
>>31231739>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.If worst comes to worst, wwe poison them so badly they can't complain.Make an extra large portion for Kaede.
>>31231739Can we... can we enchant the food? Make it tasty or something? Or shitty, in Kaede's case
>>31231739Feed everyone. For this is the part of the harem endings they don't tell ya about, the part where you have to feed all of them.Try and guess at what each of them likes, might be able to score some points if we guess right. I know Chris likes Japanese food at least.
>>31231800i feel like that wouldn't fall under wards, which is basically all we have that's spongy.
>>31231731Can our skill with Enchanting translate over to cooking as well?We're just really good at Making things.
>>31231768>>31231762>>31231790Damn good points. Having people come and investigate is the way forward. Changing this vote >>31231773 to cook for ourselves, but slightly more than required. Or something we can make more of quickly.
>>31231814nah, it's lunch, just whip up something quick. grilled cheese and tomato soup, or something easy like that
>>31231739>>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyoneIt's a requirement for harem protags to be able to cook these days.
>>31231831>>31231814Wait, are we going to bust out Iron Chef skills up in here, juggling half-a-dozen dishes at once?I can get behind this.
>>31231731Use Enchantment to animate all the utensils!
>>31231739>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyoneWe going to cook the shit out of that food. And if anyone asks, we picked up cooking cause our parents were out a lot on business or something
>>31231786You mean only Evil men can cook well
>>31231858wait. oh my god, that's really fucking smart.
>>31231800Shit, there's a trick.Automate the utensils!. Pots, pans, boards, knives, whisks - let us prepare a feast the likes of which these halls have never seen!
>>31231739>Make lunch in the kitchen for everyone.
>>31231739Make lunch for everyoneSpecifically biscuits with a sausage white sauce. Because we are making enough for everyone, we automate the spoon stirring the white sauce.This leaves a good chance that something will disrupt the enchantment, and white sauce will go flying.
Guys, cook for ourselves. Let them come to us. Let them be curious. Let them be disapointed that there is not enough. Then offer to cook them things, to cook more food. It's like you guys have never done this before.
>>31231870who said we weren't evil? we haven't unveiled our plans yet.
>>31231881We making biscuits and gravy now? That shit will never come out if it goes flying. be very careful if you intend to set a pratfall like hat.
>>31231881oh my god, my taste buds are cumming at the thought of that, you fuck
Ok, calling here. Looks like you're trying to cook for everyone. Optional: Spend Protag points for a cooking bonus.0 Points. +05 Points. +1010 Points +2020 Points +50Please give me a vote and 1d100.
>>31231881Goddammit, I've been craving biscuits and gravy for weeks you asshole.
>>31231881Not white cream and mushrooms. Really big mushrooms.
>>31231890This. C'mon, guys, We have to develop interest in them all! First we fill their brains with thoughts of us, whether they're good or bad, them we transform those thoughts into Love-Love thoughts!Cook for ourselves.>>31231908I agree, B&G is the most delicious shit ever.
Rolled 40>>31231918spend 20we are a god of mundane tasks-combat shall be our weakness
Rolled 58>>3123191820 points.
>>31231918It is a permanent cooking bonus.
Rolled 36>>31231918>20 Points +50Has the best return on investment. I want some serious white sauce here, though.
Rolled 43>>3123191820 points. COOKING GOD
Rolled 52>>31231918>10 Points +20
Rolled 20>>3123191810 points
Rolled 89>>3123191820 points, full chef
Rolled 22>>31231918Shit, then 20 points
Rolled 65>>3123191820 points.
>>31231945>permanent bonusSo glad I decided to splurge.
>>31231945Wait, it's PERMANENT?Then spend 20 points.
Rolled 89>>3123191820 pointsWE IRON CHEF NOW
Rolled 94>>31231945>It is a permanent cooking bonus.oh fuck we spend all the pointshoping for at least a comedy plot when we participate in a cook-off for the fate of someone's soul
Rolled 24>>31231918>10 Points +20We don't want to fall under 250, do we?
>>3123191820 Points +50
Rolled 6>>31231979>>31231958heh, this dice generator really likes 89's doesn't it?I see them all the time
Should have cooked for ourselves. We're missing all these opportunities for the girls to come to us out of curiosity, rather than us to them.
>>31231987>implying not a rock off for someone's soul
Rolled 53>>31232008>implying we can't do both at the same time
Rolled 15>>31231918Spend the 20
Alright, looks like you guys get >Background Perk: Chef +50 permanent bonus to cooking.Combined with the best of the first 3, you get a full 100 on cooking.
Rolled 54>>3123190820 Points +50
>>31231992Danger Zone is 100. with 260, we've actually earned ourselves a sixth harem slot. we don't need it at the moment, so go ahead and splurge.
>>31231992we've got a 2 member cushion, plus, we'd go positive next session anyways
Rolled 86>>31231881>>31231904>biscuitsJust looked that up.Americans are weird.>>31231945Spend the 20 to get the +50Our bullshit enchantment came from +30. We are culinary god.
Rolled 56>>31231937that's visual novels not animes
>>31232027i'm flattered, but why was this a reply to me?
>>31232018I like your implication.
>>31232025We Iron Chef now.
>>31232066and we're spending it making REALLY FUCKING GOOD biscuits and gravy
>>31232025wait, you're saying we can't breach 100? well, balls.
>>31232137Not Yet at any rate.
>>31232080>REALLY FUCKING GOOD Biscuits and gravyGawd, I can't even deal with how much my mouth is watering right now. man, even regular biscuits and gravy is fantastic, what would magic-enhanced god-mana B&G taste like?
Rolled 93>>31232137I would guess 100 is the absolute apex of human ability. We probably need enchanted equipment and/or the help of gods to push past it.Soon. Soon we shall have a spice rack with the soul of Slender-chan in it
>>31232137>>31232154Not this time, you are kinda doing this off the cuff. Maybe for a feast or something.
Rolled 3>>31232137only if we nat 100 and then It is such a success
>>31232025We have mastered the Dao of the Chef! Bitchez be all about our cookin'.
So by biscuits you heathens in fact mean something similar to scones, gotcha.
>>31232197Yeah, that totally threw me for a loop till I looked it up.
>>31232197no. closer to hockey puffs made of breador english
>>31232213fuck*english muffins
>>31232225So, Bangers and Mash?
>>31232225Englis muffins aren't as fluffy as biscuits.
>>31232230kind of.except the sausage is mixed into a white sort of gravy
>>31232205Likewise.And savoury scones with just gravy? Surely add some good beef, soak it in the gravy while it cooks so it's all tender and flaky, make a half-decent cobbler out of it.
>>31232236it's the closest thing i could think of.captcha: decoy onthevif we see any vaginas, let's make sure we keep ready for an ambush
I think I'll stick to my steak and ale pies... Sure, they almost certainly take longer to prepare, but delicious pie.
>>31232289just the words "steak and ale" together makes the hair on my chest grow by an inch
>>31232197>>31232205>>31232279Almost sound like some sort of dumpling.
>>31232306yeah. actually that's a great way to describe it. a really fucking fluffy dumpling
>>31232197Scones are sweet though. Biscuits aren't.
>>31232305Decent puff pastry lid, seasonable vegetables inside. What more could you want?
>>31231739As you feel yourself spending points, memories of the times you’ve spent as a chef come pouring in. You were no fry cook, you were a legitimate Chef, at least for a little bit, before you headed off to college.Searching through the fridge, your mind drifts towards one of your favorite dishes, homemade biscuits with sausage and gravy. Mmm, that was amazing, the nice thick gravy coating a freshly made biscuit with sausage chunks…but you don’t see all of the ingredients in the fridge. Damn, you’ll probably have to stop at the grocery or something to get all of the right ingredients, especially for your biscuits. So instead you settle for a simple Chicken salad with some side offerings, making sure to cook some bacon for yours and maybe a couple others as well. The salad is the easy part, several large bowls are filled with a nice mix of greens along with some onion and cheese while you quickly cook up a pan of chicken you found in the freezer. It’s nothing fancy, but you’re sure they’ll appreciate it. Tatsuko is of course the first down, taking a seat at the counter and watching you cook. You’re almost afraid she’s simply going to eat the pan of bacon, but she appears to be one of those who lets a cook finish before chowing down. You do have to swat Akeno with a spoon as she tries to take a piece of chicken early, but she just smiles and sits next to Tatsuko, before starting to whisper with the sleepy girl. By this time the rest of the house has come down, even Kaede, and you finish cooking just as Nanoha and Chris finish setting out dishes for everyone. >Finish up and eat with the girls.>Talk with someone.>Grab some food and disappear.>Other.
>>31232352>Finish up and eat with the girls.
>>31232352>>Grab some food and disappear.
>>31232337Savoury scones are a thing. >>31232335I'll admit, dumplings in a sausage gravy does sound rather nice.
>>31232352>Finish up and eat with the girls.>Talk with someone.
>>31232352>Finish up and eat with the girls.maybe discuss how chores are gonna be spread. that's always important when settling into a new rooming arrangement
>>31232352Finish and eat with the girls. If they complement your cooking play it off.
>>31232352>>Finish up and eat with the girls.>>Talk with someone.let's talk with Chris
>>31232352>finish up and eat with the girls>Talk with someoneTaksuko. Ask if she's disappointed we're not gonna be her sleeping buddy.
>>31232406I can second this. get those elusive 3 missing affection points
>>31232337You're talking about a dessert scone.Savoury scones are savoury.>>31232352>>Finish up and eat with the girls.
>>31232406This. Chris is 3 points off from becoming a Probationary. That'll throw us 2 points each thread, which is going to be needed early and often if we're going to splurge on things like this.
>>31232426Stalk those points.
>>31232406Yes, yes!
>>31232432that's fair. the only scones that us americans have really been exposed to are the sweet ones.I think i may have had a savoury one on a trip to britain, but I can't remember for sure
>>31232398>>31232406these are both goodChores because they're necessary and will determine a few scenes in the near future. Chris because we need another harem member, and I like her
>>31232479and she likes you anon
>>31232352>Finish up and eat with the girls.>Talk with Kaede."I hear you like making friends, I hope we can be friends too."
>>31232487
so, on a related note, we currently have 3 probationaries. who do you think we should make permanent first?
Looks like you're eating together and trying to chat up Chris. Writing.
>>31232495Seconding this. Let's troll her a bit.
>>31232504Tatsuko of course. Both because she is best girl, and also because having a protective powerhouse is not a bad thing.
>>31232504Tatsuko is a sure in
>>31232504>Tatsukoof course we are always with her and she can protect us really well.
>>31232498
>>31232504Tatsuko. Gotta love her
>>31232504Tatsuko is currently best girl.
>>31232504Tatsuko, followed by PT teacher (she should be in soon if we don't fuck up) then Akeno Kaname and Chris in no particular order
>>31232568And then Nyarly-chan.
>>31232600Nyarly is best waifu
>>31232568you imply that the PT teacher's gonna be easy.
>>31232629Hot, I'm masturbating to it right now.
Question for you anons, Would you prefer more potential members to get thrown at you immediately/soonish or focus on the ones you currently have for a while.Just give me opinions, not a vote.
>>31232668They should come in waves. Good amount right now.
>>31232668we already have plenty of girls to pick from, I'd say no to throwing new ones into the mix for a little while, at least
>>31232668Focus. This isn't Pokemon, we don't need or want 151 waifus at once.
>>31232668It's pretty fine right now, but maybe throw some in intermittently to keep things interesting
>>31232668From a show perspective this would be where we start to establish them as individuals and make them more in love with us. Although we still need to meet our elder god waifu and that should be soon. Other than that we need to start establishing the love intrests
>>31232668Focus would be fine. I would like to see some male friends at least.
>>31232668we have enough now if not too many
>>31232668Let us get a hold on these for the moment. Give us one or two every couple of threads, just so we are all forward-thinking, them throw them at us in waves once we're on lockdown.
>>31232650not easy, but she should be Probationary in an interaction or two.
>>31232668We need bros but aside from that, episodic focus on a particular girl would play the trope to the hilt.
>>31232568What the hell does PT stand for, anyways?
>>31232668The later. Though i'm willing to compromise if the new girl is somewhat related to the current harem member.Yes. This is a not so subtle demand for pic related
Hey, guys. So, we've found our base of operations now, right? so, We're already running out of room in here. I think we're going to have to Waifu the principal hard so that she'll expand the crazy-people dorm big enough for the oncoming Waifu Army. Simply a matter of logistics.
>>31232668I'd say focus until we have at least 3 Permanent harem members. That should be a fair benchmark for them all being nicely developed as characters but still with a good amount of room to grow based on new girls being thrown into the mix.
>>31232766Physical training I would assume.
>>31232766Physical Trainer/Teacher I'd imagine.
>>31232766physical trainingOr, since it's Karasuba, Physical Trauma
>>31232755we DEFINITELY need a bro. gotta have the brotime, with our brohan, brosephbut, seriously, we need a non-harem friend
>>31232668Throw a new one (or at least alude to) out every couple a thread or so. If we can get our points rolling, we can build our harem army
>>31232813we shall bro it out with Kaede, eventually.once we convince her that you should create harems via love rather than force
>>31232836actually... that's a really good idea.she can be the reverse gay friend
>>31232836not a bad ideathere's always a few girls immune to the Protagonist's harem witchery, but I doubt they'd be able to resist the double bullshit of two harems
>>31232871>Double BullshitIs it bad that when I read that My mind immediately heard Dr. Eggman screaming at that robot about Double Bullshits?
>>31232668Right now it's thread #8 and there are 11 characters counting the two new ones introduced this thread. I'd say don't introduce any more new characters until at least thread #10still holding out for yandere vampire
>>31232352As you finish slicing the last of the chicken, you smile at Chris and Nanoha as they get the dishes ready. “Thank you girls,” you say, adding a little extra smile for Chris, “You get first pass through.” That doesn’t mean much, but Chris reddens a little as you pile her plate with food, followed closely by everyone else, even Kaede who appears to be torn between still wanting to kill you and wanting to not spoil the delicious food. Grabbing your own food, you take a seat next to Chris, wanting to talk with her since there’s been a lot going on. “This is really good,” she says as you sit, already halfway through her first serving, “Why didn’t you just make me dinner last night?”“Well, that’s a little forward don’t you think?” you ask her, taking a bite of your own salad. “I mean I have no problem cooking for you, but you would’ve been uncomfortable accepting I’m sure.”Chris pauses, chewing a bite, but then nods. “You are right, especially after…” she trails off, face still managing to blush a bit.You smile and chuckle as you take another bite of your food. “Yeah, that’s why I invited you to dinner. It was nice to have a calm evening, even better looking back on this morning. “I wasn’t…I mean sure it was nice but I didn’t do anything special…” Chris stuffs some more salad in her mouth to stop stuttering. You look around and see all the others are eating, Akeno still whispering to Tatsuko and looking your way occasionally while Kaname and Nanoha chat. Kaede is of course off by herself, eating heartily but looking like she might hate herself for doing so.
>>31232958that... that's absolutely fucking terrifying. how would that even work in a harem?
>>31232958I'm still wondering if a loli will get introduced eventually. Especially if she's part of the staff. Yes, I want pic related.
>>31232983dear god no
>>31232939>Dr. Eggman>Not Dr. Robotnik
>>31232975But since no one appears to be looking you lean over and whisper in Chris’s ear, “That kiss was nothing special huh? Can I get another one then?”At your comment Chris turns bright red, before slapping you off-handedly and covering her face. “D-don’t talk about that idiot,” she whispers back to you, “Especially when others are around.”You just smile and chuckle as everyone finishes their food. All of the girls make comments on how good the food was. Even Kaede, though hers is a simply a slight lessening of her death glare for approximately 1.5 seconds before huffing and heading back upstairs. >Lunch was a great success! +3 Attraction for Chris, she is now a probationary harem member. +1 Attraction for Kaname, Tatsuko, Akeno and Nanoha. +??? Attraction for Kaede.
>>31232958Blood's a hell of a drug. But waiting would be good.
>>31232992What? She was kind, sweet, knowledgeable, able to deal with magical BS despite being a scientist, and could drink you under the table. What's not to like?
>>31232994That's the thread for tonight guys. Sorry it was slow, but you get SOL chapters sometimes. Will probably run tomorrow night.Questions, comments, concerns etc. can come here.
>>31232958>Yandere>In a haremNigger, do you want to get us killed?
>>31233019Thank you OP currently My favorite quest thread on this Board.Good night.
>>31232997Isn't that Satsuki?
>>31232994argh, those question marks are so taunting.especially since there's three. does that put her into the triple digits?
>>31233019Hey, Guide. Idea. What if you write out rough outlines of what you think will be the most likely outcomes of your choices, and leave most of it blank to be edited for player input? even if only one of these pre-written bits gets used, you'll still be able to get us content faster and in higher quantity each thread. Just an idea, since you were worried about posting speed last thread.
>>31233064this leads to railroading. I think he is fine how he is
>>31232978>>31233030Not all yandere are the murderous type. Some are just overly attached. I like the idea of a vampire girl being addicted to someones blood. She would never think of killing because then no more blood.I imagine it would lead to an epic fight with Tatsuko tho.
>>31233064actually, I felt the posting time was pretty good this thread. especially since, unlike a lot of other quests, this thread gets a lot of background conversations going on, so the thread never really goes silent.
>>31232994>+??? Attraction for Kaede.Obviously, since no disgusting MAN could possibly cook such beautiful food, she has decided we must be a fair maiden in disguise.>>31233019Good thread Guide.Sleep now.
>>31233109yeah, so, wait, would that mean that Tatsuko kind of falls under yandere?she would fucking murder anyone that tried to hurt us.
>>31233050negative probably
>>31233019Would it be possible to spend Protag points to expand to harem to 6 members?
>>31233127No kind of about it she is a yandere
>>31233109doesn't yandere mean violently,manically obsessive though?
>>31233141no. the opposite of that actually. for every 50 protag points we gain beyond 200, we gain an extra slot.
>>31233141Expanding the Harem slots is a passive thing. every 50 points past 200 adds a slot onto 5.
>>31233155and by slot I mean vagina
>>31233164>>31233155I was thinking about changing the rules for that. Either making you spend a flat 50 points for another member or moving Permanent members out of the count. Not sure yet. We'll see how the next few threads go.
>>31233171A vagina is a slot of sorts
>>31233195I like the idea of moving permanent members out of court it rewards us for playing our character better.
>>31233110Yeah, this thread was right in the sweet spot. I like how this thread went.>>31233097I wouldn't see it as railroading. Here's how I would have pictured it. Right after the principal kicks you out to the new dorms, he tries to guess which choice you're going for. He guesses Tatsuko, and writes a bare-bones post for her. If we choose tatsuko, he simply edits it for previous player input and plops it down. If we go for Chris, he throws it out and writes from scratch. That's how I was trying to picture it, anyway.
>>31233241But if you did it that way he can only go one step out or he has to create a ton of choices without some railroading. A lot of Gm's have problems with wasting prepared material and it is understandable.
>>31233195If we remove Permanent Members out of count, then you should bump the baseline for Permanent up, say, to 50. Add in another tier for 30 where we get middling rewards from haremitude, but still counting on the ticker. Permanent Status gets a big buff for stats and is removed from the counter, but is harder to get to. Think that would work?
>>31232983I want the loli character to be the bro character. I have a very clear image of a precocious genius who started college at eleven and is way too young to be harem material, but comes to us with her problems because we're both outsiders.
>>31233270This is a quest expliciting formed around us fufilling Harem Anime tropes. I think we're fine with a little bit of railroading here and there, as long as it fits thematically. obviously railroading for the BBEG and places where Player choice open up a whole range of possibilites is bad, but railroading us gently towards our swanky new love nest? I can control my anguish.
>>31233305I could dig this as it is still filling the requirement of a loli for the audience.
>>31233274I agree with this. we'd have to work hard to get them that attached.
>>31233195so, guid, the question that's burning in my heart, what do you do for a living?
>>31233328>>31233274I'll have to think about it, not sure how far I want to take the crunch. >>31233372I work foodservice and at a bookstore. Also technically a student but not this semester.
>>31233407S'all good. I'm down for discussing mechanics with you, and the others too, I bet. I think we're mature enough to make things tough but fair if you need to fix mechanics mid-quest.
Are there non-humans attending the school?
>>31233542Not that we know of. Maybe. Guide hasn't told us yet.
>>31233305That'd be fine too I guess, I just like the philosophical dilemmas a mentally mature and of age yet loli-looking character introduces. Life sucks for them it does. Plus I really liked Komoe Tsukuyoumi as a character.A hard drinking chain smoking loli-looking character with a big heart and a high IQ. She deserved a good husbando. Also had a crush on Touma, who the other girls labeled as a harem lead. Saying his destiny was to unlock more routes to more girls.
>>31233498On mechanics. I suggest creating a spell list for each mastery level instead of learning individual spell. For a Savant like John creating explosive rune by accident or multi purpose ward for the entire floor should be feasible. While creating shit like phylactery should be impossible unless we have total mastery and pump enormous PP for it.
I'd just like to say. mid way through last thread, we were talking about who's house to move into if ours was destroyed. the unanimous decision was tatsuko. talk about foreshadowing.
>>31233894Liching out is usually reserved for antagonists and evil characters though...
>>31233894I believe that the general consensus was to keep magic squishy and malleable, so that we can pull out the right spell at the right time, like any good anime protagonist
>>31233918Not that anon, but does the phylactery necessarily have to be ours? What if, instead of binding yourself to this morta coi, it was used to keep a summon here indefinitely? just, you know, spitballing ideas.>>31233947At the same time, there should be some soft rules in place. The quest is low-key enough that people aren't going to rules-lawyer all over the place, but having boundaries in place so we have to go, 'okay, yeah, gonna need to find a workaround for that' is conducive to progressing a plot.
>>31233985yeah, I believe that as far as soft rules are concerned, we need to stick to mid level spells, at best, and overall, Guide's gonna be the final arbiter on whether something bullshit or not.but, overall, I'm pretty sure all of our enchanting is kinda bullshit tier.
little off topic, but what're we going to do about busybody girl? I feel like she's going to try and keep us away from Tatsuko and PT instructor, both of who we decided to waifu
>>31234035do you mean the chick who into mysticism?I guess... well, ignore her advice. cause we're fucking idiots
I found him. I fucking found jenkins.
How do we increase our skill level again? I'm in favor of increasing our physical level. Nothing seems to beat a plot infused fist in anime history.
>>31234161I believe that it's through pure practice.so, to increase physical, we'd have to get swole
>>31234019That's the entire point of our Enchanting. We are literally one step below being the Archmage of Enchanting in the game mechanics. we are pants-on-head retarded in everything else, but we will fuck you up Sandal-Style if you try shit.>>31234161According to the Pastebin, we increase it by going to class, working with our girls, doing shit with it, and using protag points on relevant stats. so, We've got a good reason to be a studious motherfucker.
>>31234161we increase it by training. Which fits perfectly with physical, since we need more spars with Karasuba. I'm assuming when we ask her to dinner, she's going to either kick us through a wall or make us fight her for it, either of which will go towards physical getting boosted
>>31234161Pretty much. Say, can enchanting be used on body parts? And can it be used to create anti-magic fields or otherwise make something a bane to the mystical? Because if so then this is a great idea as it will enable bullshit of this variety. Punch smug invincible fuckers in tha face!
>>31234223yeah, once we finish all our daily shit we need to start working on reactive wards and looking into permanent buffs
>>31234189>>31234205>>31234210/fit/ montage it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNyD9JNYQg
>>31234223i believe that that's the point of offensive buffs, and wards may hold the anti-magic fields
>>31234252oh god, I've just got this image of a guy covered in glowing tattoos, infused with magical energy, going fist mage on everything
>>31234282Then we must learn how to apply both to our fist so that we may adequately channel another man with a burgeoning harem.
>>31234303you say this like it wouldn't be amazing
>>31234335correction. I say it like it'd be the most amazing thing i've ever seen.
>>31234210waifuing the PT instructor gets brought up a lot, but how are we going to go about it? There's no way it'll be as easy as fighting her and then making her dinner, even if she said she might like us
>>31234556>There's no way it'll be as easy as fighting her and then making her dinner.I imagine we need to fight AND win against her.
>>31234556she's a fightsexual. she doesn't even need the dinner.
>>31234556no anon, what we do is make a bet. If she wins, we make her dinner, if we win she makes it for us. Win-win for increasing affection. But more important is when we get a lucky hit in. Turns out she's never cooked anything before. She's never wanted to, before us, but now her family's teasing from when she was younger is coming back-about how she'll never find a guy because she'll just beat him up and make him run, she's too focused on fighting to settle down and be happy, etc. Leads into some nice reassurance, her threatening to murder us if we let anybody know she feels this 'weak' about anything, and we teach her how to cook with the blood of her enemies
So, does nobody else want to save a space in the harem for slendy?
We should level up our enchantment a bit. Or modify our untraceable phone devices and link a group of them together so we have a phone that can call all of our harem. It also shows off our enchantment some more.
>Akeno whispering with TatsukoThey are so totally Aware.
>>31234692Depends entirely on how close to source material karasuba is. She's beyond just a fight maniac, she actively enjoys killing. Also, her family was a stasis pod and 107 other aliens. And she kills a good number of them.
