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>Rena yawns and sits up, stretching as she feels an unusually comfortable blanket fall away from her. She looks around and blinks a few times.
>This wasn't here room. This wasn't her room at all. It was so... Spartan.

What the hell..?
Where am I?

[]Explore room
[]Hide under bed.
[]Go back to sleep. Clearly you must be dreaming.

What? Who said that?

>>31202316
[x]Hide under bed.
It's a natural instinct!

I

I don't know what to think any more

>>31202316
>[x]Hide under bed.

they'll never find you there

>>31202307
Wait, what the fuck is this? Deculture, is this the thread you promised us? What the fuck is going on?

>>31202341
>>31202346
Check your calendar.

>>31202316
Oh, you can here the voices.

Well since your new to this I'll ease you into this.

Right now, your in a world where Magical Girls works for companies of sorts to deal in bodyguard, recovery, and fighting.

Think of it of a world where girl can do shit that Sparkle does but more noir?

But if you don't believe me

[]Go back to sleep. Clearly you must be dreaming.

>>31202346
Ducu and another quest runner are fucking with us.

Clearly, we need to get back to sleep.

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>>31202307
>Even the speedwagon is afraid
For once captcha is right.

>>31202316
[X]Explore the room.

Oh yeah, saw this coming. haha

>>31202366
[X] Check Your Calendar

>>31202316
>[x]Hide under bed.

[X]Explore room

The hell is this? Oh wait. Ha clever so very clever. Just like arch saying there would be crimson. Well played sir.

>>31202316
> [x] Explore room
Time to see what's going on here. Where are we?

>>31202316
>[]Explore room
Don't worry. Remain calm. There is nothing to fear. Remain calm. There is nothing to fear.
Remain calm and

Get up and get dressed.

>>31202307
Its April fools day you chuckle fucks, good one Decu.

[X]Explore room

>>31202316
>Use magical medical powers of the officio to get some curves.

WE HEROQUEST N---

wait, what?

[X] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

>>31202411
Difference is this was easily recognizable given the running time, and should be fun. Saying Crimson will run and then just not is stupid and lame, if it happens. But it might run. Who knows!

>>31202472
EVIL RENA BEGINS

It's that fucking sword's fault, isn't it?

>>31202316
>[X] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

>>31202498
I have blamed many things on the sword, but I don't see how this could be.

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>>31202533
>Rena goes full flesh of the fallen angels
Holy shit that is scary.

We must go deeper!

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I... I don't even know what's going on.

>[x]Explore room.

>Rena finds herself getting off of her new bed and looking around the room. Her last observation is pretty spot on. The place is almost completely bare save for a few cabinets, her bed, and a closet. The only other noteworthy thing is a small clothes rack that has a big coat and a really nice hat on it.
>She feels something heavy inside of her pajama pocket. Reaching in she feels a warm smooth stone. Before she can examine it further she hears footsteps approaching.

>[x]Hide under bed.
>Rena darts under the bed as the door to her room opens. Someone steps inside and walks around, calling out her name.

???: "Rena. Renaaaa!"

Oh god...

???: "Rena? Where are you?"

>Rena shuffles just a bit... The girl stops in her tracks and ducks, finally spotting Rena under the bed.

???: "There you are! What are you doing under the bed, Warmaster?"

>The girl has crimson hair and seems to be missing an eye. She sounds friendly but...

???: "Rena? You okay?"

[]Flee.
[]Say you lost your memory.
[]Other.

WHO IS SAYING THAT!?

>>31202584
[x]Say you lost your money.

WHAT IS GOING OOOOON

>>31202584
>[X]Flee.
Take the hat and flee.

>>31202584
>[]Other.

THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.
I don't follow Hero Quest Rena, so I have no fucking clue what's going on, beyond that it's an April Fool's prank.

>>31202584
> [x] Other.
Panic. We don't know what's going on!

>>31202584
She seems friendly. Say hi.

>>31202584
[X]Say you lost your memory.

Until more evidence presents itself, I have decided that we're Murderface having another memory lapse.

The new name we have chosen for ourself is Rena.

>>31202584
>[]Say you lost your memory.

>>31202584
>[x]Say you lost your memory.
Seems like a safe option, since you sure seem to have done so!

>>31202584
>Say you lost your memory.

>>31202584
>[X]Say you lost your memory.

>>31202584
>[]Other.
I am terrified.

>>31202584
[x]Say you lost your memory.
She seems friendly.

>>31202625
>I don't follow Hero Quest Rena
Fix that immediately, it's great.

>>31202584
>[x]Other.
Yes we're all right, we just dropped some spare change under bed...

Until proven otherwise, let's assume MM+ is messing with us.

>>31202617
>>31202584
Yeah. Tell her a big dimensional gate between parallel universes stole all your money from under your bed.

>>31202625
Im in the same boat, but from the other side. I have no fucking clue what this flesh of fallen angels shit is.

>>31202584
[X] DEVOUR THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

[X] Scream

>>31202659
>Until proven otherwise, let's assume MM+ is messing with us.

Is that what you think?

Personally I think Rena is in Jade Revolver's fan-club.

Hence the girl trying to pull a Magical Girl Sparkle.

>>31202584
>[x]Say you lost your memory.

>>31202623
Oh god. Rena and her aura of attraction with the hat.

The most terrifying combination in all the universe.

I like the gold rock. Nice touch. wonder who's inside.

>>31202655
Do you have a link to the archive?

>>31202584
Throw rock. You do sleep with a rock on hand, right?

[X] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

...gonna run this shit into the ground.

>>31202684
You all are wrong. This must somehow be !Rena's doing

If Homura was nicknamed Murderface, is Rena a nickname or her real name? And what would be the right nickname for Rena?

>>31202584
>[]Other.
Say you are freaking out right now.

>>31202677
Seconding
[X] DEVOUR THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

also v amuse captchas even speedwago is laugh

>>31202699
She has her focus so she can throw that as a magical rock.

>>31202668
"Fallen angel" is a metaphor for a magical girl.

>>31202686
I think rena exudes a Friend Zone actually.

>>31202706
Rock

>>31202706
Rena the Rock

>>31202711
>>31202704
Rena doesnt eat flesh or drink blood anymore. Shes done with that.

>>31202694
Here you go.
> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hero%20Quest%20Rena

>>31202694
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hero%20Quest%20Rena
Foolz has a way better interface for Rena but by now most of the images have been deleted and they're important.

>>31202694
>>31202629
Shit, son. The fourth mirror.
It's Rena's. The forgotten personality fragment is Rena.

>>31202668
It's when someone succumbs completely to the corrupting influence of a Golden Weapon crafted by the insane goddess of Magical Girls and goes completely, utterly, and murderously batshit insane.

>the two best quests on tag are now one

Thank you Based Lady

>>31202704
>...gonna run this shit into the ground.
You already have.

[x]wear the hat
[x]become the hat

Hahahahahahaha.
What? I... don't even...
Hahahahahahahaha.

>>31202740
>Emotionally oblivious
>Prone to violence
>Accidentally seduces everyone

Shit. You may be right.

>>31202684
Or in JR's fanfiction.

>>31202584
[x]THROW A ROCK AT IT

>>31202742
Doesn't sound like something that would happen in Renaverse, where you pacify The Spine Ravager by winking at him.

>>31202584
>[x]Flee

>>31202816

Apart from Anti-hero, you mean?

>>31202804

Is this going to be another Pringle Guard?

>>31202833
She got better

>>31202816
You're not in the Renaverse, now are you?

Buckle up kiddo, it's time for NOIR.

>>31202833
Rena had nothing to do with Anti-Hero and her little episode. In fact, Rena got her cake and befriended the shit out of her in the hospital.

>>31202851
MGNQ isn't even noir.

>>31202851
Technically, we are in Rena's head, thus making us in the inner universe that is Rena, ergo the Renaverse.

>>31202851
We're probably somewhere in the ephemeral inbetween, called the Aprilfoolspace.

>>31202863

Well, it still happened in the Renaverse. Just because Rena HERSELF is generally immune to Horrible Consequences doesn't mean they don't happen to other people. Just think of all those dead Rangers.

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"I... I lost my memory."

???: "Haha, oh shit. Again? Wow. Uhm... Well let's just not tell the others, huh? That would look pretty bad considering it's your first day as Warmaster. Well... I'm Kyouko and I'm your Equerry. Basically wherever you go I go. You and me are partners. Sound good?"

"Y-yeah..."

K: "And you're Rena the Rock, Warmaster of the Ninth Officio. Today we're supposed to be attending a meeting but I was able to pull some strings for you and we have a mission instead."

"A mission? Doing what?"

K: "We're go-"

>>31202584

[x] "What's a warmaster?"

>>31202882
I think that's why he typed it in allcaps. Like the difference between plot and PLOT

>>31202892
>Just because Rena HERSELF is generally immune to Horrible Consequences doesn't mean they don't happen to other people.
And you are telling Rena HERSELF to feast on flesh, thus invalidating your own goddamn argument.

>>31202838
>the thread ends with JR and her friends drawing all this as a comic
>they want to sell it in order to get fund raising for their club
>Rena drops in and just gives them 40,000 bucks

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>>31202896
>The girl freezes. Everything freezes. Even Rena feels odd, like she were stuck in a thick gel.
>Her Equerry seems to blur at the edges before vanishing altogether.

>>31202896
>Well... I'm Kyouko and I'm your Equerry

KYOUKO ISHN'T OUR EQUERRY, IT'S FUCKING SALLAKA. THREAD RUINED, OP IS A FAGGOT, DOWNBOATED, UNSUBSCRIBED, #YOU'REAFAGGOT.

I'll stop now.

>>31202940
this is even WOOOORSE

>>31202940
kyouko no come back

Oh god
Jade is erasing and rewriting fanfiction
This is gonna be rough

>>31202925

I'm not the FoFA guy, I was just responding to your assertion that horrible bullshit never happens in Renaquest, which is untrue.

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>>31202940
>In her place stands a girl with pink hair, jet black eyes, and razor sharp teeth. She glares at Rena with a hatred so intense it makes her blood cold.

???: "Who the fuck are you?"

[]Panic.
[]Explain who you are.
[]Other.

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>>31202940
OH SHIT

>>31202970
>[]Panic.
wail inarticulately for 30 seconds.

>>31202970
>[X]Panic.

>>31202940

Could Rena actually be floating in a hologram tank or somesuch?

>>31202960
I wasn't the guy who made that assertion either, I was just responding to the assertion that Rena should act horribly out of character for whatever reason.

>>31202970
>[x]Panic.

I DON'T KNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

>>31202944
This is based on kyouko's horrible rena fanfic

>>31202940

Rena, I don't care what you see when you enter the timefreeze zone, whatever appears before you, your first words should be "get fucked".

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>>31202970
[x] Who are you?

>>31202970
> [ x ]"Rena. Cute hair by the way."

>>31202970
Panic.

PAAAAANIIIIIIIC.

>>31202970
> [x] Explain who you are.

>>31202970
>[x]Explain who you are.
I'm Rena, and I think... I'm kinda lost. In more ways than one. Are you lost too?

>>31202970
PAAAAAAAAANIC!

>>31202970
>[x]Ask where she buys her clothes, because they're cute

>>31202940
No come back koko...don't leave.

>>31202960
>I was just responding to your assertion that horrible bullshit never happens in Renaquest
Nobody said that, they just said Rena doesnt do horrible things. Not intentionally, at lest.

>>31202970

[x] "And who the fuck are you?"

>>31202987
>Kyouko and Jade are bestest friends
It all makes sense now.

>>31202970
>[]PAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIC!

>>31202970
>[X]Panic.

>>31202970
>[x]Panic
When in danger
when in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout!

>>31202987
I would have believe you if you didn't post that after Pinky showed up.

>>31202970
[x] Ask for a golden weapon

>>31202970
SUMMON THE OGRES!

>>31202970
>[]Panic.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHYYYYYYYYY

>>31202970
Rena; recoill and hiss like kitty the last time you tried to make him take a bath.

You have never encountered EVIL before. Now it stands before you.

>>31202970
>[x]Explain who you are.

I wasn't even messing with any dimensional-spawning artifacts this time!

>>31202970
>[]Panic.
Try not to cry
Cry a whole lot

>>31203010
The original statement was
>Doesn't sound like something that would happen in Renaverse

I agree that it's not something Rena would do.

>>31202970

[x] throw a rock at it

>>31203032
>dimensional-spawning
This is the Monster's wet dream.

>>31202970
[x] Explain who you are.

Rena the Rock, Warmaster of the Ninth Officio!

>>31203028
Rena wouldn't recognise EVIL even if it walked up to her and smacked her on her head.

>>31203022
Id have posted it sooner if the april fools bullshit hadn't fucked up posting in my 4chan extension.

>>31203042
He would be right, though. Rena intentionally eating fallen angel flesh DOESN'T sound like something that would happen in Renaverse

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>>31202970
Pinky a qt.

>>31203028
>You have never encountered EVIL before.
She has befriended the primordial concept of Monster, I think she is fine with evil.

>>31203057
Thats because EVIL doesn't exist in the renaverse. The worst it usually gets it 'quite naughty'

>>31202970
[ x ]Explain who you are.
[ x ]Compliment her hair.
That should calm her down.

Is Pinky going to kiss Rena

>>31203091
>EVIL doesn't exist in the renaverse
Berrington says hi.

>>31202970
>Panic

>>31202970

[]"I'm...actually trying to figure that out myself. Apparently I'm a Warmaster? Or something? I don't know, I can't shake the feeling that I'm not supposed to be here."

>>31203091
>Spine Ravager is literally a monster that pulls out people's spines.
>Anti-hero was all kinds of fucked up

>>31203106
Hope not. Blender mouth and all that

>>31203106
Probably. Rena seems to have that effect on lesbians.

>>31203091

There's probably plenty of scumbags and stuff in HQ, but the characters we play don't really get to see that part.

>>31203125
>Spine Ravager is literally a monster that pulls out people's spines.
yeah but he's a qt

>>31203106
Let's hope not, her mouth is basically a blender.

>>31202986
This

>>31203140
That he is.

>>31202970
[x]other
I DON'T KNOOOOOOW!

>>31203125
For all we know he was just a misunderstood chiropractor.

>>31203106
ALL I TASTE IS BLOOD AND DESPAIR

>>31203125
I think my name is.. inigo montoya

>>31203125
Don't forget what Kid Queenie did to her people and what they did to her in turn.

>>31202970

[x] "You tell me, lady. I have no idea."

>>31203159
Nah, he's a kid acting out.

The flowers and bowtie are there because his mom told him that's what girls like.
And she's this giant monster with gray puffy hair, glasses and an apron with flowers on it.

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>Rena panics and starts screaming.

???: "Shut up."

>She continues screaming, flailing her arms as best as she can in this frozen zone.

???: "Shut. Up."

>More screaming, this time punctuated with some yelling.

???: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

>The girl is at Rena in the blink of an eye. She places her hands on Rena's chest, her sharp fingertips digging into her flesh.

???: "If you don't tell me who you are and why you're here I will rip out everything vital in your frail little body."

"I... I'm Rena the Rock, Warmaster of the Ninth Officio..."

???: "No you're not. Homu- Oh, wait. I see."

>She lets go of Rena and seems to be deep in thought.

???: "Then where did she end up...?"

>The odd girl muses to herself, ignoring the scared Magical Girl.

"Uhm... Y-Your hair is cute..."

>This seems to get the terrifying girl's attention. She blushes a bit and turns to Rena with a wide smile, flashing those horrifying teeth at her.

???: "Th-thanks... Well, I guess since my usual toy is gone I'll have to play with you for now. Rena, right? I'm Pinky. And if you want I can be your guide through what must certainly be a terrifying world."

>She smiles again, trying to be friendly. It is an odd sight to see. While her posture might say friendly her eyes and mouth show someone who would be more than willing to kill her while being as gentle about it as possible. A terrifying mixture of kindness and pure evil.

[]Accept her offer for help
[]Tell her to fuck off.
[]Kiss the blender mouth.
[]Other

>>31203200
[x]Accept her offer for help
Pissing her off doesn't seem smart.

>>31203200
[x]accept her offer for help
Kissing would really upset her.
Probably.

>>31203200
[X] Accept her offer for help.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>31203200
>[]Other
Ask where Kitty is.

>>31203200
>[X]Kiss the blender mouth.
>[X] Grab her ass

>>31203200
>[X]Accept her offer for help
I don't think running will help here. Play along with the crazy scary lady.

>>31203232
Only everything.

>>31203200
>[x]Kiss the blender mouth.

>>31203200
> [x] Accept her offer for help

Does she know where our cat is. This is important.

>>31203200
[X]Accept her offer of help.

>>31203200
>[x]Accept her offer for help
She seems friendly. There's no reason to not accept her offer.

>>31203200
> []Accept her offer for help
Kissing blenders is bad rena. Don't do it.

>>31203200
[]Accept her offer for help
she might be nice.

Ask if she knows the monster.

>>31203200
>[x]Accept her offer for help
>[x]Kiss the blender mouth.

>>31203200
Wait... aren't you an annie-may character?

I'd swear ive seen that dress before.

>>31203200
>[ x ]Accept her offer for help
Thank her. Rena you are great at friending. Look you already made a friend here.

>>31203200
[x]Accept her offer for help
Also, cry a little.

>>31203200
>[x]Accept her offer for help
>[x]Kiss the blender mouth as thanks.
What could go wrong?

>>31203237
WHERE Kitty is. WHERE. Not what. We already know Kitty is Rena's cat.

>>31203200
>>[X]Accept her offer for help

>>31203200
>[x]Kiss the blender mouth.

>>31203200
[]Accept her offer for help
And compliment her dress.

>>31203200
>[]Accept her offer for help
Do NOT kiss her, though.

>>31203273
Meant to quote the one above that.
>>31203231

>>31203200
>[x]Accept her offer for help
>[x]Other
Ask who is this "Homu-" and if you can help Pinky to find her. They seem to be friends. Well, she called her "toy", but that's what some couples do...

>>31203200
Yeah, don't kiss her.
Not yet.

>>31203200
>Kiss the blender mouth
>Grab her ass.

>>31203200
Guys, Rena's not going to do any kissing. She's already been over the subtext thing with MM.

> arksbox incident
the capthca knows what the deal is

>>31203200
[X] WHERE IS KITTY?

also where am Noir? Will there be Hero Noir Quest update soon?

Why are all these lesbians trying to put voters into Madoka

>>31203200
>[]Kiss the blender mouth.
This fucking option right here. I'm just glad pinky doesn't have a fluffy tail. We would have failed so hard.
(This is not a vote, I already voted for this one)

>>31203200
>Kiss and accept

>>31203327
Even odds Decu will run it in the morning

>>31203342
Um... could you rephrase that?

>>31203140
So is pinky.

>>31203200
[x]accept her offer for help
DO NOT KISS HER
YOU HAVE NO REASON TO KISS HER

>>31203325
No it doesn't. The arksbox incident is what led up to this current freaky friday flip situation as well as to why there are such a thing as pupcats.

Fukken Science Wizards man. Playing around with things that aught not be played around in.

So
Does this mean next HQ will be written by Decu?
That will be pretty grim, probably

>>31203374
voters, lesbians*

>>31203374
Why are all Madoka trying to put lesbians into voters

>>31203370
C... Could it be double thread time?

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>>31203388
>Fukken Science Wizards man. Playing around with things that aught not be played around in.

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>>31203401
Can you cap this with "Screaming internally" or something like that?

>>31203391
Either that or Decu will take a different quest and another QM will take Hero Quest.

Who knows?

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>>31203376
Shes no Ravager, I tell you that much right now.
>>31203401
You got the quote backwards

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"Sure... Uhm... Where's my kitty?"

P: "I ate him."

"WHAT!?"

P: "Hahaha, I'm kidding. You're kinda cute when flustered. I think we'll have fun. Here."

>The girl hands Rena a golden rock.

P: "The Moon. The largest rock around besides our own little planet... Use it when you're in trouble, okay? I'll see you later."

"But, my cat..."

>The girl vanishes and Kyouko appears again.

K: "ing to try and rescue a few newbies. Apparently a simple mission they were supposed to go on went sour. We've lost contact with them so we need to assume the worst but I knew them. They're quite capable on their own. I think if we go now we'll be able to get them back."

"... Did you see a pink haired girl..?"

K: "Huh? Rena, did you listen to what I said?"

"Y-yeah... I'm all for it."

K: "Great. So Sayaka said she wants to go too but if you have any suggestions... Well, you're the Warmaster."

[]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)
[]Rena does her missions solo.. No need for backup!
[]Other

>>31203424
Hero Quest run by Blorp with Baws as the MC

>>31203419
I'd scream in her internals, if you know what I mean

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>>31203413

>>31203424
Hmmm, but HQ doesn't really work without the art.

Though Decu doesn't art fast enough for HQ anyway, so...

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>>31203425

>>31203443
>"Yeah.."
>[x]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)

>>31203453
>roflbot

>>31203443
>[x]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)
If there's one thing Rena knows, it's that having friends with you is never a bad idea.

>>31203443
>P: "The Moon. The largest rock around besides our own little planet... Use it when you're in trouble, okay? I'll see you later."
>Giving Rena such power.
The world is fucked.

>>31203443
>[]Other
show her the rock we got

>>31203443
[x]Take Sallaka along with you (What the hell is a Sallaka)

>>31203443
>[X]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)
Even Rena knows better than to take on enemies solo if she can possibly avoid it.

>>31203443
>[x]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)
Going solo sounds like an amazingly bad idea since we have no idea what's going on. Let's find this Siwaka.

>>31203443
>[]Other
Go rescue Kitty instead.

>>31203443
>[x]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)
Since we have no idea whatever is going on, it would be good to have more friends along to help. Remember to stock up on rocks, Rena.

>>31203443
[ x ]Who the hell is Sayaka
[ x ]Let's quickly go, the two of us, it might already be too late for the girls.

>>31203443
[x]Other
Talk to the rock. It has a dead girl inside it that makes it like a superweapon.

I'm serious.

>>31203443
[x]Take Sayaka along with you.
You need to make more friends in this world if you're going to survive, Rena.

Also put on your AWESOME UNIFORM and try to figure out what the golden rock does.

>>31203443
>[]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)

>>31203443
> [x] Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)
> [x]Other
So tell us a bit about this place.

>>31203443
[X]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)

>>31203443
[X] Where is Kitty?

>>31203443
[X] Other - Talk to the rock

>>31203443
>[x]Other
Also take the HAT. Another awesome HAT to your collection.

You, uh...

Have you seen a magical girl around?

About yay high, focus in her hair, goes by the name of Sparkle?

>>31203200
>???: "Then where did she end up...?"
Well I have an idea where she did end up, seeing RENA is HERE.

>>31203443
>[x]Take Sayaka along with you (Who the hell is Sayaka)

Who are all of these people what is everything this is so confusing where is Sparkle

>>31203446
All this day is missing is a ogre civ quest ......and a hollow redux quest.......risa is in hero quest isn't she?(or ogre civ)

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>>31203532
This. Look for Sparkle or even Lyrical Princess Raindrops. They should know whats going on.

Pinky is going to kiss Bridgette.

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>>31203401

>>31203560
No worries, Chiaki is gonna fuck EvilRena up and get us rid of our biggest problem.

>>31203585
Poor Bridgette, she gets every girl but the only one she wants.

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> Rena received the Moon
This will end badly.

>>31203575

It's a good thing that nipple wasn't attached to Sparkle, huh?

What if Magical Girls are like barbie dolls underneath the clothes. Would explain the hand-holding/magical eggs.

>>31203587
That's a good one. I can relate to that.

>>31203575
Actually The Monster is a pretty good bet.

As the origin of All Monsters he should exist in just about every universe.

...of course, in some of them he's more formidable than others.

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>>31203587
...yeah the idea that Pinky can see Rena's universe is terrifying. Thanks fucking guy. Are the streams of time and space and dimensions intertwined now?

>>31203603
If she still has the Golden Rock at the end of this mess...

>>31203603
>Moon
>Golden
>Golden fucking MOON
>In MGNQ setting

Calling it now, that's Pinky's Grief Seed.

>>31203643
No, Pinky's grief seed is orbiting the moon (if I remember right, it's been a while since it came up)

>>31203643
all i know is, this is gonna be a long night.

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>>31203643
The golden moon is basically a fucking pokeball

Oh god what is happening, I don't even.

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>>31203618
He should know a friend of the family when he sees one, though.

>>31203419
She's supposed to be happy in that shot.

Her mom's never been more proud.

>>31203738
/u/boats cannot conceive that a girl can be happy without being all up ons some other broad.

Is the golden rock wet? Could one of the Golden Weapons actually be moist nugget?

>>31203738
Well she looks scared as shit
>>31203712
Thanks

>>31203726
Yeah. But I'm just saying... Rena has difficulty dealing with the Hero Quest version.

a NOIRverse version might be enough to finally drive her out of her tiny mind.

>>31203775
>have a completely unrelated discussion
>"HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHO SUCKS! /u/BOATERS!"

>>31203794
As least she'will finally start thinking outside of the box.

>>31203603
>Rena the Rock's Ultimate Final Secret Techinque:
Moonfall

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>>31203775
what the fuck are you on about?

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>>31203775
>being this mad

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>>31203726
Benben is the cutest thing ever.

>>31203795
I continue to watch in rapt anticipation of seeing just how much more obnoxious those guys can get then the ones they despise

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"Yeah... Let's go get Sayaka. Hey, have you seen my cat?"

K: "What? Warmaster, you're allergic to cats."

...
I hate this universe.

>Rena grabs her new hat and changes into a different outfit. She follows Kyouko as she leads her through the building and explains more about the place. It seems that in this universe Magical Girls aren't all that rare. They have an organization and everything!
>Sayaka is her 'very very close friend' and an amazing fighter. As opposed to Rena, who uses rocks and long range attacks, Sayaka likes to get closer to her opponent. In battle she can be quite brutal but effective.

K: "Ah, there she is!"

>Kyouko walks up to a blue haired girl and gives her a kiss on the cheek.

S: "Kyouko... In front of the Warmaster?"

K: "Hehe, she doesn't care. Do you, Rena?"

"Uh... No."

I see. They're like Bridgette.

>Kyouko explains that she's been invited to go on a mission with them. Sayaka looks like she wants to complain but sighs and shakes her head.

S: "Alright. But if only to keep an eye on you two..."

K: "I'm gonna fill out the paperwork. Sayaka, come with me. Rena just wait right here."

>She locks arms with Sayaka and walks off with her leaving Rena alone in a hallway. She sits on a bench and pulls out the rock she was given. It feels quite heavy.

[]Talk to the rock.

"... Hello?"

>No reply.

"..... Anyone in there?"

>The rock warms up and Rena hears a voice.

???: "I ask of you. Are you my master?"

"Uhm..... Yes?"

???: "I sense great good in your heart. It would be my honor to serve you."

"I uh... Didn't know rocks could talk."

???: "I am not just a rock. I am the spirit inhabiting this weapon. It was once mine, long ago. A memento of a stone from which I pulled a legendary weapon. I was killed in battle and now it is yours. If ever you need me I will assist you in any way I can."

Wow so this thing really does have a spirit inside of it...

[]Talk to her some more.
[]Wander around
[]Other

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>>31203795
NEIN! You suck!

>>31203835
>[x]Lick the rock.

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>>31203835
>[]Talk to her some more.

sad it isn't pic

>>31203835
[]Talk to her some more.
So do you have any hobbies?

>>31203835
>[x]Talk to her some more.

I'm Rena. What's your name?

>>31203835
>[]Talk to her some more.
What stone? What weapon? What battle?

>>31203860
I think it's Saibah.

>>31203835

[]Talk to her some more.

>>31203835
[x]Wander around
Let's start walking and see where our feet take us!

>>31203835

Ask how many licks it will take to get to her gooey center.

>>31203835
>[x]Talk to her some more.
>[x]Go to the vault in the basement. It has lots more golden weapons you can be friends with.

>>31203835
>[X]Wander around

>>31203835
>[X]Talk to her some more.
"So where are you from? What's your name?"

At some point, "just like King Arthur" should be said.

>>31203835
[X]Other

Become one with your new hat.

>>31203875
It is.

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>>31203857

>>31203835
[x]Talk to her some more.
Ask her how to use the rock. Should you just throw it, or is it more indirect than that?
[x]Wander around.

>>31203835
>[x]Talk to her some more.
>[x]Wander around
Check out the place while talking to her, it looks cool. See if you can find Sparkle or Raindrops.

>>31203835
>Sayaka is her 'very very close friend'
>I see. They're like Bridgette.
Rena, I'm so proud, you're actually learning!

>[x]Talk to her some more.
Introductions are in order.

>>31203835
Fuck yeah...wait...is that Sabr?

Uh, cool. Tell her you look forward to working alongside her...an please help her not die.

Actually, Rena, a question. Do you like guys the way Bridgette likes girls?

>>31203835
> [x] Talk to her some more.
So... what do rock spirits do?

>>31203835
>[x]Talk to her some more.
>[x]Wander around

>>31203835
>[X]Talk to her some more.
Sounds friendly.

>>31203835
[X] Disregard K, re-obtain Kitty.

umbasaaaaa

>>31203835
>[x] Scream "FALURE OF A RULER" and throw it away

>>31203835
"So, uh, what should I call you?"

>>31203931

>"What does Gilgamesh's cock taste like?

>>31203835
Fucking hell

Saber? Really?

Oh god what the fucking is happening

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>>31203949
"I am a rock. My name is Saber."

>>31203953
[X] Listen, I've kind of got a master thing going on with a robot already, so...

Right now I just kind of need a friend. There's some real weird stuff going on. This is not the same world I went to sleep in.

>>31203835
>Lick the rock!

>>31203999
This.

>>31203835
>[x]Other
Go find some goddamn lasagna. You just woke up and haven't eaten anything yet. Maybe caffornicator can fix you a cup of--- oh yeah she's not here.

>>31203999
And ask it if it tastes like caramel!

>>31203835
> [x] Talk to her some more.
Ask her about Pinkie.

>>31203875
That is clearly Rider

I am amused.

>>31203988
>Big Boss mass produces Rena clones that are even less socially aware than the original