Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches. >Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p >Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide>Current Stats:>Protag Points: 212 >Mana 20/20>Harem Status 2/5 However, you aren’t at your College anymore. Or at least you’re pretty sure you aren’t. Actually you have no idea where you are, because you can’t really describe it. There are walls, dark shadowy things which seem to waver and flex, alternately reaching for you and retreating with strange alien geometries that don’t quite fit into your perception of the way things should work. But beyond those you can’t see very much. The air doesn’t seem right either, it’s oppressive, heavy even in your lungs but you can’t feel any particulates in it either. The whole place seems just wrong to you, even the light hitting your eyes hints at things beyond your ability to understand. But you are still walking, moving around this place simply because your mind was nearly terrified of the thought of staying here for any longer than necessary.
>>31167407After some time, you have no idea how long; you feel something else in the strange area. It’s…vaguely familiar, in a way that reminds you of utter terror being experienced again, yet the familiarity doing nothing to lessen the sharpness of fear. You run, mind filled with a desperate need to be away from the presence. Then, you hit an intersection. This is the first time you’ve had anywhere to go but straight. The pause you take is enough for the being to catch up. It’s right behind you, you can feel it “breathing” on the back of your neck, tendrils reaching for you. How do you react?>Run, run far far away. >Stand there in fear.>Turn and face death like a man.
>>31167417>>31167407This is me, Firefox ate my trip.
>>31167417>>Run, run far far away.
>>31167417>Turn and face death like a man.
>>31167417>Turn and face death like a man.PT with Karasuba already established us as a bit crazy when it comes to fights, let's keep it up
>>31167417Guide, I'd just like to let you know that I blitzed through all of Sekirei in order to figure out who the hell the Gym Teacher isAnd I absolutely approve of us trying to waifu her. I'm looking forward to seeing if we can get Karasuba to care about us half as much as she cares about fighting
>>31167417>Turn and face death like a man.We have shown to be stupid brave at times. Could just be a weird dream sequence too
Turning and facing death like a man. You guys are fun. Writing. >>31167542Must say I'm happy I inspired you to do that.
>>31167624Me too. It was a great read
Rolled 11>>31167546>Turn and face death like a man.Psyched that I managed to get into one of these, I've been keeping up on suptg
>>31167542I wonder if the characters keep the powers they have in their original universes. Be nice to Wing the PT instructor if she becomes a Permanent Harem Member.
So, remind me, end of last session we dumped 25 protag points, correct?
>>31167417You can’t run, can’t get away. That’s what your hind-brain is screaming at you at the very least and you happen to agree with it at the moment. But there’s some part of you, perhaps the sentient part, perhaps the part that decided sword fighting a maniacal gym teacher was a good idea, which simply won’t give up, maybe even can’t get up. So you decide to do something even crazier. You turn around. You turn around and face the being that you saw in Mysticism class. Except this time it’s closer and there is no moon behind it, simply the strange lighting that fills this place. It still has no visible facial features, but your mind classifies it as “Female” anyway. There is “hair”, that seems to be forming even now, along with a facial shape that is slowly softening. It’s still terrifying in a way that is beyond your understanding, but in a decidedly…attractive way? As you stand there, it reaches up, shadowy tentacles caressing your face gently. It’s…oddly…pleasant? As the tentacles touch you, one moves to touch your lips, laying on them softly as the face in front of you shifts even more. Slowly…slowly… Then you wake up, eyes flying open and now staring at the face of Kaname Chidori, who is leaning over you with her finger on your lips, eyes hard with caution. Forming the best questioning look as you can, Kaname shifts her eyes to your left. Moving yours as well, you see a pile of blue hair which is more than likely Tatsuko. What now?>Remove Kaname’s hand gently and get up, ask her what the hell she’s doing in your room. >Lay there and wait for Kaname to do…whatever it is that she’s doing in your room.>Other.
>>31168091>Lay there and wait for Kaname to do…whatever it is that she’s doing in your room.
>>31168091>>Remove Kaname’s hand gently and get up, ask her what the hell she’s doing in your room.
>>31168091"Um, good morning guys. Not that this isn't a great thing to wake up to, but why're you in my room?"
>>31168213>Scream like a girl and start swinging
>>31168091>>31168298Quoted wrong guy. Genius.
>>31168091>we did in fact, wake up covered in blue-haired bitchesThis quest is fucking awesome
>>31168091>Lay there and wait for Kaname to do…whatever it is that she’s doing in your room.just let things happen
>>31168091>>Lay there and wait for Kaname to do…whatever it is that she’s doing in your room.
Looks like you guys are waiting. Writing.
>>31168450wake up kiss? please?
>>31168450Thinking back, maybe we should have used our spare mana to set up a ward on our door. Keep this from happening.
>>31168784>Keep this from happening.Why
>>31168784>Wanting to stop Tatsuko from sneaking in for cuddlesNot that a simple ward would stop the girls, I wager
>>31168905Good point.Next time, we leave our door slightly ajar
>>31168929We have access to mid-level wards. We can figure something out. But I concede my point to cuddles.And that pictureIt's fucking adorable.
>>31168091Turning your eyes back to Kaname, you scrunch your eyebrows together, trying to convey your absolute bafflement as to why she’s in your room. Putting her finger to her own lips now, she nods away from the bed…and Tatsuko, towards the middle of your room. Nodding your agreement, you wait until she moves away, then gently get up and pad after her, a yawn hitting you as you do so. Kaname stops near your door, turning towards you, eyes bugging slightly as she sees your state of dress, which happens to be a pair of boxer shorts and not a stitch more. “I’m going to ignore your state of dress for the moment,” she says, voice strained yet still whispered, “Seeing as how she’s dressed too. But what, in hell, is THE BERZERKER, doing in your bed?!” “The Berzerker? You mean Tatsuko?” you ask her, glancing back at the softly snoring pile of blue hair under your sheets. “Yes, her,” Kaname says sharply, “She’s bad news, hasn’t anybody told you what she did?” “No, nobody has,” you say a little heatedly, “nobody has done anything more than insinuate that Tatsuko is somehow evil, yet all she’s done is be my friend, so why don’t you explain to me what the hell she did and then…” It’s here that there’s a knock on your door, along with Chris’s voice. “John, are you there? I heard your door open twice and then some voices, I was wondering if anything was wrong.” Kaname glances at you harshly, her head shaking back and forth negatively; she obviously doesn’t want to be seen like this in your room. Chris knocks again. “John?”What now?>Answer the door with just your head, tell Chris everything is fine. >Open the door normally, in your boxers. >Fling the door all the way open, let Chris see everything.>Other
>>31168784what we need is a ward keyed so that guys can't enter
>>31169033Answer the door with your head. Tell her you're on the phone. If they exist.
>>31169033>>Fling the door all the way open, let Chris see everything.No fucks given today
>>31169033>Fling the door all the way open, let Chris see everything.As part of this second part, remove boxers.
>>31169053I like the way you think
>>31169033Open the door, ask her to give us a minute so we can change. Then change, motion Kaname to get out the window or hide. Be ready for her to ask about Tatsuko, just tell Chris that she snuck into our room sometime last night and we didn't notice
>>31169033>>Answer the door with just your head, tell Chris everything is fine.
>>31169053I can support this, as long as it doesn't keep us out of our room. Then we'd have to sleep in Chris's room... And I don't see the downside. Never mind.
>>31169033"Stop worrying, it's not a big deal.">>Fling the door all the way open, let Chris see everything.Cue hilarious-not-really-ohgodswhypain misunderstandings.Harem protagonist. This is our bread and butter.
>>31169033>>Open the door normally, in your boxers.Gotta get her flustered just a bit
>>31169033>Open the door normally, in your boxers. Maximum embarrassment for Chris.
>>31169033>Fling the door all the way open, let Chris see everything"My room is being invaded."
>>31169033>Fling door open all the way, let Chris see everything.Seems like the most fun of those options.
>>31169033>Answer the door with just your head, tell Chris everything is fine.Also she does have a point. You don't want Tatsuko angry, unless it's at our enemy.
>>31169033>Open the door normally, in your boxers.
>>31169033>OtherThere's a couple of people who managed to sneak in in here. nothing to worry about
>>31169033>Answer the door with just your head, tell Chris everything is fine.And if Kaname really doesn't want to be seen, she should get out of the way. Make this apparent.
>>31169033>Answer the door with just your head, tell Chris everything is fine.
>>31169033>Open the door normally, in your boxers.gives us cute embarrassment from Chris and shows Kaname that she can trust us
>all these people just poking their heads>not showing boxers for delicious blush
>>31169033>>Open the door normally, in your boxers.we should probably motion Kaname out of the way
Aaaand by my count there's a three way tie with a couple of outliers. Please respond to this post with the corresponding number of the choice you want. You have five minutes.
>>31169033>Open the door normally, in your boxers. also voting we wave Kaname to the side before we open the door
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>>31169371already voted, but also asking for us to be sane and waving Kaname out of the doorway's vision
>>31169371Calling it here, 2 wins.
>>31169472I would also like to think we would indicate a 'get out of door line of sight' signal
>>31169472>>31169545Hold on. Tatsuko's in our bed, right? She'll need to be hidden too....Signal Kaname into the bed, covers over both of them.
>>31169617I don't know if the bed is visible from the door. Just how big/small are the rooms here?
>>31169715I assume we can block the door enough that she can't see the bed.
>>31169764She won't see the bed.Not with what she WILL see being in her way.
>>31169942Oh god. That gif has always made me giggle like a little girl.
>>31169967I just wish there was more opportunities to use it.
>>31170004I don't see any point in time where it's not applicable.
>>31170122The holocaust?
>>31169033">Answer the door with just your head, tell chris everything is fine."I don't see any option going any good since we are in a harem series so this seems like the safest option.
>>31170201Fuck I thought I got that green text right
>>31170201Little late. We had a final destination vote. We're answering in our boxers, for that cute blush.
>>31170231You can't greentext in the middle of a sentence. >Or did they fix that at some point?
>>31170201Fucked up green texting and late to the show. You should just commit sudoku now.
>>31170276Hahaha >Not knowing out to greentext in the middle of the sentence
>>31169530Nodding your head at Kaname to move her out of the doors view, you open the door. There stands Chris, who immediately turns a bright red at the sight of you standing there in nothing more than your underclothes. “Chris, is something wrong?” you ask, faking that you have no idea what she said earlier. “Buh…buh…” Chris stammers out, apparently overwhelmed at the sight of you in your boxers. “Chris?” you ask her, trying to snap her out of her funk. “Boxers…” is all she manages to get out. You want to say more, but then you hear “OUT OF THE WAY!” Reacting quickly, you reach out and pull Chris into your room, just in time for Akeno to jump in on top of you, landing all three of you in a giant pile of tangle limbs, soft body parts and a distinct lack of clothing covering your reactive regions. There’s some awkward squirming as the three of you start to try and untangle yourselves, but then a manic eyed brunette appears in the doorway, gun in one hand, sword in the other. “I’ve got you now Akeno! I’ll get you to join me…” she trails off after seeing Akeno slip, falling enough out of the way to reveal your apparently naked body to her eyes. “Boy…” she whispers and not in a good way, “A boy…a boy touched your beautiful body.” That voice is not doing anything good for your already fragile emotional state, what with having a near nightmare, being woken up, surprised and now it looks like you’re about to be attacked by a crazed woman with a sword, but this one’s sharp. The Brunette steps forward, gun starting to raise itself towards you, at least until everyone in the room here’s a growl, a growl that comes from behind you and draws every last eye.
>>31170316Glancing back, you see Tatsuko, eyes glowing and face dark. Gulp. At least now you can guess why Kaname called her the berserker. She takes a step forward, eyes focused on the brunette with a killing intent. Actions?>Try and call of Tatsuko enough to figure this out. >Tell her to make the Brunette leave.>You know what, screw this, I’m not awake enough for it yet.>Other
>>31170316>lesbian who hates mengod damn it, is she curable by dickings?
>>31170345>Tell the brunette she should probably leave while she still can.
>>31170345>Make the bad woman go away
>>31170345>Pop and erectionToo many girls in a close proximity.Then,>Tell her to make the Brunette leave
>>31170345>OtherGet in between them, ask what the hell this is about.
>>31170345>Try and call of Tatsuko enough to figure this out. I'm sure, if we all calm down and approach this rationally, we can work this out into a suitably satisfactory 6-way.
>>31170345>Try and call off Tatsuko enough to figure this out.Cause where else would our Hero be except standing between two forces of death
>>31170354There is only one way to find out anon.
>>31170370This. So many this.
>>31170345>>Tell her to make the Brunette leave.
>>31170345>>Try and call of Tatsuko enough to figure this out.Time to figure out what the hell is going on before we start murdering each other.
>>31170316So... Yandere lesbian then?
>>31170401>>31170399>handling the dyke with rationalitythey dont understand normal people logic
>>31170295I know you used to be able to put spoiler tags around a space and then greentext, I never bothered to find out if there was a new way.
>>31170370this is clearly the best option, but no one is looking at it :(
>>31170474That's why we approach her with crazy harem logic.And the opportunity at 4 other pussies.It's not straight if the balls don't touch!
>>31170345>>You know what, screw this, I’m not awake enough for it yet.Casually disentangle yourself, get up, and go to bed."Sleep good. Chaos bad. Night night."
>>31170370This.
>>31170503Lets >Test this outOr maybe >This
>>31170345>Tell her to make the Brunette leave.
>>31170345>Other"EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN! IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS LEVEL OF GODDAMN DRAMA!"
>>31170598namefags living up to their reputation
>>31170598Thats what happens when you drop 20 Protag Points for plot
>>31170345>You know what, screw this, I’m not awake enough for it yet.get back in bed
Going to take the write in. Aligns with making the Brunette leave. Writing
>>31170345>You know what, screw this, I'm not awake enough for it yet.If you people are going to kill each other. Please do it outside of my room where I won't have to clean up the mess.
>>31170370Yeah, going for this.
>>31170370I like this the most, it seems to fit our personality. just like, 'welp, i'm not getting in the way of this freight train. you better run.'
>>31170628>>31170626Eh I thought that it was an appropriate reaction given this part>That voice is not doing anything good for your already fragile emotional state, what with having a near nightmare, being woken up, surprised and now it looks like you’re about to be attacked by a crazed woman with a sword, but this one’s sharp.
>>31170795The second sentence shows a level of self collection that is not appropriate for just screaming out like that.Plus the whole thing just sounds dumb.
>>31170643Guide, can I just say that I love you to bits for taking our idea for lesbian mini-antagonist? you're great.I'm looking forward to curing her with dickings.
>>31170345Terrifying as the sight of Tatsuko’s face is, you have a very distinct impression that none of it is directed at you. At least at the moment and you hope to god to keep it that way forever. Turning your head back towards the still stunned brunette, your mind says the first thing that comes to mind. “You might want to leave while you still can, I don’t think she’s going to stop.” This apparently breaks the brunette out of her revere, at least judging by the way her head jerks down and the gun barrel jerks up towards your face. “You…” is all she gets out before Kaname steps from behind the door and wails her over the head with her schoolbag, which apparently contains something heavy as it knocks her straight into the pile of bodies on top of you. Luckily the sword flies out of her hand, disappearing in a sparkle of an object being unsummoned. Thinking this might be over, you are proven wrong as a kick by someone nails Kaname’s shin as she finishes her swing, causing her to topple over on top of the pile as well. This makes four squirming female bodies on top of you, only one of which you’re certain wants to kill you, a pretty decent ratio all things considered at the moment. Then you see a foot appear by your face. Looking up you notice that Tatsuko has very, very long legs and you’d bet they’d look good without those pants and dear lord does her chest look big from down here. At least you do until she kneels down and her mostly unreadable face is right above yours.
>>31171221“Nobody harms you,” she says simply, taking your head and placing it on her knee as she strokes your head, even while the other four girls are still struggling to get off of you. A series of thoughts run through your mind, mostly focusing on how utterly ridiculous this situation is and that whoever is writing it must be completely… Your attention is drawn towards the Casting building, one of the major school areas that you haven’t been to yet. You aren’t sure why, at least until you see a glow come from one of the windows. At least it’s a glow for a second, the next it’s a deadly pink laser of doom headed right towards your door. Last thoughts before you die?>….Fuck>At least I die covered in girls.>It’s too early for this.>Other
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls.
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls.Take THAT, Kamina!
>>31171247>It’s too early for this.WE GONNA GET BEFRIENDED
>>31171247>>It’s too early for this.
>>31171247>I wish I could do something to stop the girls from getting hurt by that
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls.>It’s too early for this.A little of column A and a little of column B.
>>31171247'All things considered, this was what I was aiming for in the first place.'Do we cop a feel while we are in a slaneeshi fleshpile?
>>31171268>Take THAT, Kamina!too soon
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls....Shit the girls are going to die too, how the fuck am I going to stop that?
>>31171277cheesy/10
>>31171247>It’s too early for this.
>>31171247>at least I die covered in girls.
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls.As deaths go, this ain't too bad. Wish I could've died covered in girls at the age of 97, of course, but you can't get everything.
>>31171277go to bed shirou
>>31171247>RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT AIRSTRIKE WITH YOUR KNIFE!Alternatively, we shout something about the incoming lazer to the girls.
>>31171247>>At least I die covered in girls.
>>31171247It's too early for this
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls.Cop a feel.
>>31171247>At least I die covered in girls.Tatsuko's about to be awesome, isn't she?
>>31171247>It's to early for thisI wonder if this where our 'potential' shines through
Even in death you care about the ladies it seems. Writing.
>>31171247Clearly it's the PT teacher getting in on the action. In which case, our final words will be ones of screaming terror.
>>31171406Nah, she only needs sword
>>31171392Guide, you knew we were all going to go for that option, don't act like you're surprised at all.
>>31171406>Clearly it's the PT teacher getting in on the action.
>>31171441Can I get some context on that gif?
Well if we live but our room is destroyed, this leaves one question. Who are we going to bunk with?
>>31171461I have none to give. saw it randomly on /x/ and grabbed it
>>31171470Cuddles, clearly.
>>31171470I think that the precedent is tatsuko.
>>31171461Usual harem anime bathroom hijinks.
>>31171470whoever has an offcampus house. That way we don't have to worry about getting yelled at about our girlpile
>>31171470You say that as if Tatsuko is going to give us a choice.
>>31171470Why wouldn't we bunk with the Cuddle-Zerker? That shit is kawaii as fuck, and opens up the harem bed antics much faster than the other girls.
>>31171492>>31171510>>31171538Fine choice fellow anons.Though bunking with her would make the other girls nervous about visiting.
>>31171577>Cuddling>Bitches be afraidI see no problems
>>31171577I get the feeling that people are only scared around her because they know what she is, rather than who she is. What's going to be tough is meeting new girls once the ones we already have are in our harem permanently. Tatsuko and PT instructor are going to scare pretty much everyone away, and we'll have to resort to waifuing antagoniststhis is not necessarily a bad thing
>>31171674Again, lesbian dickings.This man raises a serious question, though: who are we going to have to check off our list for our harem army? and, as a corollary, how are we going to raise our Protag Points high enough to support a massive harem? this needs to be hammered out soon.
>>31171674I hope you're right about that first bit anon. I feel like we need to focus on getting our harem members to love each other as well as us
>>31171461Dunno. It's from Index 2, though.
>>31171707getting enough PP is pretty simple-more girls and more plotHaving more girls gives us more points per session on top of secret bonuses. And more plot lets us act more like the protagonist, giving us more points.
>>31171707Well, that means we need to figure out how Protagonist Points are raised, aside from our ten-each-thread generation. Do we get them from playing to the audience's expectations? Do we get them from being awesome and defying expectations? do we get them by pandering to the audience with sexy times? It's still kind of nebulous right now, and we haven't exactly nailed things down. I think we're going to have to keep a limit to the Min-Maxing that we all want to do. The system probably won't appreciate us gaming the system through mad Enchantment hacks.
>>31171247Time slows as it can only do in shows like this. The beam seems to nearly stop in midair, inching closer to you and the pile of deliciously soft flesh on top of you. You can feel everything, several sets of breasts, what you think is a thigh and you’re pretty sure Chris’s butt is in your left hand. That’s not even counting Tatsuko putting you in what is basically a lap pillow. You wanted at least a little more of something like this before you died, hell you didn’t even get to properly kiss a girl yet. Then you feel something unlock inside of you head with the force of a hammer, nearly making an audible noise despite not actually happening, stupid anime physics. The next thing you know is that you can feel more than just the girl’s bodies. You can also feel their mana pools, something that you’re pretty sure is supposed to be impossible, but at this point you’re more concerned with not dying so you just let it happen. Then you feel another hammer-fall in your mind, but this one links you with every one of the girls, including the one that tried to murder you. You feel yourself start to draw from them, emptying their mana and yours as a magic circle starts to form in front of your door. It’s complex, more complex than you should be able to create and partially made from languages you don’t know, don’t recognize and a few you’re pretty sure weren’t created on this planet. There’s also the fact that you know you aren’t casting it. You can cast a little and it doesn’t feel the same. It feels more like you’re enchanting. Except this time you’re doing it in midair, which as far as you know shouldn’t be possible.
>>31171674It all depends on us building up points along with the girls. Long as we got the points, our harem can be of massive size. Potentially anyway. >>31171707Far as I can tell, points come from several sources. 1. We get a bit at start of each new thread.2. Those we have in Permanent and Probation members also net us points each thread3. Just doing things expected of a protagonist (we got points for taking PT teacher's challenge head on and somehow winning and getting Chris to hold our hand in showing us proper chop-sticks technique.
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>>31171798Enchantment!
>>31171798So, I guess we figured out what IT is.
>>31171461Touma walks in on two nuns taking a shower whilst on holiday in Italy. Dunno, it's been a while
>>31171848we have two ITs, I think. Using the mana of beautiful women, and instant enchantment
>>31171798Satanic powers, pretty rad.
>>31171847>>31171839you fucking people...
>>31171848Enchantmentspren?
>>31171798But even as your mind processes this information, you feel the last of the mana drain out of the six of you, just barely finishing the circle. Or at least that part of the circle, despite its complexity you feel that there is more waiting to be unlocked. But what you can see finishes, finishes just in time for the laser beam of doom to start shooting towards you again. Your world washes out with an intense pink light. You wake up after either a second or an eternity, still in a pile, except now Tatsuko is somehow underneath you and her breasts are pressing against your head along with everything else that you shouldn’t be touching. Managing to open your eyes, you see the face of your PT teacher looking down at you. “Having fun this morning are we?” she asks, smile on her face.How do you respond?>Snark>Just laugh.>Passing out seems like
>>31171876Clearly, that cthulhu chick likes us more than we thought.
>>31171798Did we just no-sell Starlight Breaker?
>>31171798Kaname's gonna have a field day with this one.
>>31171922>Snark
>>31171922A slightly manic laugh, as if we have no idea what the fuck is going on and are just along for the ride.
>>31171922Pass out
>>31171922>Passing out seems like a good idea right now.>Other>>31171926Yes, yes you did.
>>31171922>just laugh
>>31171956I liked it before, it made it seem like you passed out mid sentence.
>>31171922>other"I swear to god, if I do not get coffee within me in the next 5 minutes..."
>>31171922>SnarkSHE CAN'T KILL US IF WE'RE ALREADY DEAD!
>>31171922>Snark"Honestly, the gun pointed at my head and the doomspell shot at my bedroom didn't hurt as much as our spar yesterday. So I guess that kind of thing is just a light pre-breakfast warmump at this school?"
>>31171949>>31171922"I have no idea what's going on" type laugh
>>31171956Motherfucker. Sandal Route is a go.>>31171922>Just laugh.
>>31171922>SnarkWell so far I haven't gone to the hospital yet, so by certain metrics this college is a lot safer than my high school!
>>31171956Welp, it's confirmed.Sandal god-tier, Nanoha a shit.
>>31171982I'm all for the laugh, but if Snark wins, I kinda like this one. I think she'd rather enjoy that callback.
>>31171922>Snark"Well, its comfortable, but not quite the same rush as our fight yesterday. I'm guessing being on the verge of death is going to be a regular thing for me, huh?"
>>31171922>>Snark"Yep. Good day.">>Passing out seems like a good idea right now.
>>31171922>SnarkDefiant to the end. Fightsexuals love that shit
>>31171922>SnarkWhat can I say? I forgot to turn off my swag last night.>Pass out.
>>31171982I really like this as the snark, and she'll probably like us thinking that sword>giant laser beamBy the way, we totally need to only max Enchantment and Physical. Master swordsman with invulnerable wards and a weapon that can cut time
Snarky bastard aren't you. Writing.
>>31171982Casting my vote for this being some of the snark we give her
Alright, now, since we've got time to brainstorm, let's run through our checklist of events and girls we're going to need to hit in this quest.Events:>Field trip>Swimming class>Athletic meet>Summer breakGirls:>Ghost waifu>Deredere waifu>Dragon waifu>Enchanted Golem waifu (Pinocchio up in this bitch)>MILF waifu>Angel waifuWho else am I missing? I could use some help for mundane girls.
>>31172171Eldritch abomination waifu from the orb and dreams?
>>31172171the superior stalker waifu. The busybody's probably an antagonist, since we're trying to bone the two people she told us to avoid
>>31172171University Festival if anyClub activities/recruitmentStudying for examsResearch paper deadlines
>>31172171Obviously any of those events that lead to swimsuits is a given. Got to have that fan service episode.
>>31172190That goes without saying. She's practically in the harem already.>Captcha: Cloverc EnrolledThank you Captcha, I nearly forgot. Cloverfield Monster Waifu, check. Obviously a first-year.
>>31172190I think she may actually be trapped within our mind.Captch is: rgoooms sandwichFelt it was relevant.
>>31172224Also from that series, the succubutt that doesn't know how to into lewd.
>>31172171Beach episode, hot spring episode.Our "little sister"(Who is not a blood relative)
>>31172224Man she was my fav girl from that series. I'd want her in the harem if she does appear.
>>31172171>Thank you Captcha, I nearly forgot. Cloverfield Monster Waifu, check. Obviously a first-year.did you forget the little sister waifu.
>>31172273>not blood relatedNigga, do you even Imouto?
>>31172171Well, there's always going to the hopelessly inept advisor and figuring classes out.I don't think we've seen any klutzes or complete bookworms*, so there's that.*Kaname Chidori doesn't quite count there; she seems to be more "ace student", without the requisite shyness.
>>31172171lamia waifu
>>31172273>Our "little sister"(Who is not a blood relative)That won't bring in any viewers, anon. It doesn't appeal to normalfags and it alienates the niche audience it's supposed to draw in. No halfassing this shit, anon.also shit taste
>>31172309The First-year Cloverfield Monster's little sister?I can dig it.
>>31172171>Also from that series, the succubutt that doesn't know how to into lewd.Alien Waifu.
>>31172338Oh fuck.I forgot how much I wanted this.
>>31172338>>31172171You know, we could just aim for one monster Waifu that can transform into any monster she wishes. That wall we'll get ALL the monsters and we won't have to split screentime between 5+ additional girls....Oh. Right. Harem.Carry on.
>>31172171And of course our robot waifu.
>>31172171Camping episode where its a cold night and everybody ends up getting as close as possible to stay warm (with us being buried under all of them).Also chance for lost in the woods with spooky sounds and creatures for the girls who get scared and cling to us/grab our hand out of reflex. Bonus being it's in a magical woods
>>31172171So, I'm thining out loud for the non-planetary waifus, like the ghost and the cthulhu waifu, and would we be able to do anything for them through Enchanting them a body? or would binding them to this plane fall under the purview of Summoning?
>>31172430>implying all the spooky noises wouldn't just be our skeleton familiar being a skellieI am the twistmaster
>>31172445like Nyarko from NyarkoSan W
>>31172445I believe that bringing them would be summoning, but binding them would probably be a ward of some sort.
>>31172445You got a problem with Ghost waifu not having a body? c'mon, son, step it up.
>>31171922>+30 Protag points for sequence.“Well, I forgot to buy coffee to wake up this morning, so I decided a quick gun the face and then a giant pink laser of doom would be faster than running to the store,” you say to her, your mind still reeling from well…everything that just happened, “But it wasn’t nearly as effective as I thought it was going to be, seeing as how I got hurt worse by a sword yesterday.” You deliver this line deadpan, like it’s absolutely how you thought you’d wake up this morning, which draws a chuckle from the teacher. “I think I like you kid,” she says with a laugh, before standing. Which coupled with the short skirt she’s wearing reveals lots of nice white thigh that leads up to… A whack in the head as the teacher notices where you’re looking. “Now now,” she says, moving away from you as more and more people come to see what the commotion was, “None of that until you buy me dinner at least.” Then she cocks her head, smile disappearing just a bit, “And assuming that you’re still in school, seeing as how the headmistress has asked to see all of you, immediately.” Well shit. It’s been nearly a half hour since then and you’re now sitting outside of a very big door with the other five. The PT teacher did provide you with clothes, but other than that she simply took you to where you currently were and told you to sit before leaving you alone with the girls.
>>31172670Tatsuko is on your left, head on your shoulder and asleep. Chris is next to her, still red-faced and muttering, though you’ve heard “Butt” a few times as well as boxers. Across the hall, Kaname is alternately writing furiously in a notebook and glaring at you, with the unknown psycho several seats down from her, rocking back and forth muttering something. But the most shocking one to you is Akeno, who decided to lay her head in your lap as soon as Tatsuko claimed your shoulder and has spent the entire time looking at you pensively. >Wait here patiently; you’re still not sure what happened.>Talk to someone. (Who and what.)>Other
>>31172690>OtherCatch more Zs, we shall found a napping club.
>>31172690>>Talk to someone. (Who and what.)"So does this happen often here?"Akeno
>>31172690>Everybody"So... mind explaining why my room ended up being the party room this morning?"Stroke Akeno's hair while she's down there.
>>31172690>Talk to someone. (Who and what.)Akeno. I want to know why that other girl was chasing her around till she ended up at our room
>>31172690>Talk to the psycho"So... was that how you usually greet people?"
>>31172690>Talk to AkenoNot that I mind, but why did you burst into my room this morning?
>>31172725I'll second this. Aside from the hair stroking bit.
>>31172690>>Talk to someone. (Who and what.)Look at Tatsuko, then turn to talk to Akeno"...am I particularly comfortable or something?"
>>31172765Why not the hair stroking? I mean, she's the one putting her head near her dick, she's obviously down with physical contact at this point.
>>31172690In order of importance>Stroke Tatsuko and Akeno's hair>Ask everyone if they're alright>Ask Akeno why she was around our room, and why she was being chased. >Ask Kaname what she was going to talk about, and apologize for bringing her into this when she didn't want to-it wasn't our intention>Apologize for embarrassing Chris again, ask how she'd like us to make it up to her>Invite Chris and Kaname to use us as a pillow, if Akeno and Tatsuko are alright with it-apparently we're comfortable>Catch a little sleep while we wait
>>31172794>putting her head near her dick...wat
>>31172794>her dickFuck, our dick. I hope to god Guide isn't listening to me right now, I'd hate for another of my ideas to be picked up on.
>>31172789I'll second this.
>>31172807>>31172789both of these, shorter one first, then as much of the longer one as we can before Headmistress-tan decides to interrupt us
>>31172807Bump 'Stroke Tatsuko and Akeno's hair' down to just below 'Suicide by ritual disembowelment' and I'll support this.
>>31172789Thirding it.
>>31172725>>31172690I find this course of action agreeable.
>>31172822Welp, we forgot the Futa waifu, thank god for the reminder.I'm kidding, please don't put futa in this quest, for the love of everything holy.
>>31172807just stroke Tatsuko's hair for now. We don't really know Akeno well enough, even though we're kind of giving her a lap pillow. Other than that, this is good. also ask >>31172794 it seems important
Alright. Going with talking with Akeno, looks like "Am I comfy?" and "Why was psycho chasing you?"Writing.
>>31172807>>31172789these are good, but don't stroke Akeno's hair. Reserve hair touching for actual harem members.Also, remember to ask PT lady about dinner later. We're probably going to have to spar her for it, but worth it
>>31172807This is good, if we have time for all of them
>>31172931What're a few broken ribs for a dinner with an insane(ly hot) pt teacher
>>31172931Yeah, talk to the PT teacher about dinner, but make the "primary" focus about learning how to fight better and not get our ass beat.
>>31172931>>31172973absolutely. Maybe ask her for dinner instead of standard extra credit if we win?
>>31172973Of course, and make sure to tell her that we love fighting against someone we can't hope to beat yet-gives us something to aim for. Dinner's just an added incentive
>>31173135Better yet, she teaches us the 'knight' part of magic knight. We make the sweet loot, she teaches the sweet moves, and we give the sweet D.
Guide's still writan, right?
>>31172690Glancing over at Tatsuko, you reach out with your right hand and move some of her hair back over her ear again, causing her to shift and murmur happily as you do so. Setting it back down, you turn your head towards Akeno, getting her to catch your eye. “Yes?” she asks you, mouth twisting in a smile. “So, am I particularly comfy or something?” you ask her, gesturing towards Tatsuko with your head and her with your hand, “Or is that just me?” Akeno laughs at this, making her assets jiggle just slightly, taking your hand and playing with it softly as she replies. “Well, the short answer is yes, you are comfy. Do you want the long answer?” she looks up at you and you nod. “The long answer is that there are a lot of girls at this school, not too many guys around and unlike her,” she says nodding towards the psycho chick, “some of us happen to like the feel of the opposite gender against us.” As she finishes she flashes a smile at you, one that both promises everything and yet nothing at the same time. “Ah…” you say, momentarily distracted by the sultry girl on your lap, “So, uhm, why was psycho there chasing you anyway?” “She’s a lesbian,” says Akeno like it’s the most obvious thing in the world, “A hardcore man-hating lesbian who happens to be powerful enough to get her way and not take no for an answer, at least in most cases.” She shrugs. “That’s why she was chasing me, she wanted me to join her group of “Friends”, and I said no. I’d done it before, but this time I guess was too much for her and she decided she wanted to take me by force.” “Oh…” you say, not sure exactly how to respond to that. “Speaking of which, you know what you did right?” Akeno asks, voice suddenly dropping into a more serious tone.>Uh…yeah…>Summoned a giant magic circle from nowhere?>Nope.>Other
>>31173412>>Summoned a giant magic circle from nowhere?"It's not a big deal. My enchantment has been established as approximately bullshit."
>>31173412Some kinda enchantment, I'm guessing, since that's all I'm good at so far. Powerful, too, if it could no-sell that beam.
>>31173412>I didn't let us die. Beyond that, not so sure...
>>31173412"Not really. I know I tapped into everyone's personal mana supplies, and I know I enchanted the air in an instant, but I don't know how. Sorry, I'm about as clueless as you there."
>>31173412>Err...Summoned a giant magic circle from nowhere?"So basicly no, I don't know what I did."
>>31173443Second
>>31173412>It's no big. Ask Kaname, my enchanting skills are ridiculously broken.
>>31173412>Summoned a giant magic circle from nowhere?"So I didn't just summon a giant pink laser beam of death for show?"
>>31173412Vaguely. Well. No. No clue, really.
>>31173443second, followed by, "Sorry Kaname, I don't know how I did this one either"
>>31173532Agreed.
>>31173443>>31173412This always.
>>31173532absolutely my response
>>31173532this, as long as it's an actual apology rather than some douchey snark
>>31173584Alright, looks like "Summoned a big magic circle" wins, with some write in.
>>31173443I just go with the flow!
>>31172822Blatant Fetish Quest was fun, but that's not what we're doing right now.
>>31173637just got to play it off with a quick laugh.
>>31173412“Pretty sure I summoned a giant bull-shit grade enchanted magic circle to save us from a stupidly powerful beam of pink death,” you say, causing Kaname to glance at you, “And no, sorry, not sure how I pulled this one off either.” That causes her to shake her head and go back to writing, even more furiously than before. “Well, yes, you did do that,” says Akeno, still playing with your hand, “But I was talking about the other thing.” “What other thing?” you ask, confused as to what she’s talking about. “The part where you took all of our mana and used it to cast that enchantment,” she says, eyes focused on you, “You know that sharing mana is one of the more intimate things you can do with a person, right? That’s why crazy Kaede over there is so freaked out; groping her would’ve gotten a less intense reaction than what you pulled.” She pauses there, face still serious, “That was my first time you know, I’m sure it was hers too, you better take responsibility.”Well, this is all news to you, especially that last part. How do you respond?>…Sorry?>I will.>Please telling me you’re pulling my chain…>Other
>>31173948>pls no
>>31173948>...What have I done?
>>31173948>I will.>Apologize, and say that we won't try anything like that without any of their permission again, unless their lives are in danger
>>31173948>I think you're yanking my chain right now.We gotta keep it cool as cucumbers. She's definitely shit-testing us to see if we panic at 'take respnsibility'.
>>31173948>I will.Even if it is a joke (inb4 oh your so fun to mess with), as a man, if what she insinuates is true, this is serious business.
>>31173948PANIC>>…Sorry?>>I will.>Of course I'll take respons-Not even a breath, then deadpan>You're pulling my chain, aren't you.
>>31173948>Please telling me you’re pulling my chain…then >Apologize
>>31173948It is and I did? I'm sorry, I guess it just sort of happened. Like instinct or something.
>>31174000sounds good. Kinda reminds me of the Princess Waltz character's interaction with Liliana
>>31173948>Squeek, stammer and flush furious red while trying not to disturb Tatsuko.>Eventually ask if she's serious, if she says yes tell her we'd like to get to know her better first...and that it was also our first time too.
>>31173948>Other"Whoops?"
>>31173948Oh. Sorry. But about that... just then, I felt your mana pools. Isn't that supposed to be impossible?
>>31173948>I will.Joke or not, this is absolutely serious. Our honor as a man demands we volunteer to take responsibility
>>31173948>Other"Really...? I wait do you you mean I basically took the magical virginity of 5 women at once? ... Oh, Dear God."This should be joined with a look of Dawning Horror.
>>31173948Guys, she's totally messing with us. She's the one who's into us from the beginning, and she's the one who's got a mischievous side to her. She's bullshitting us. I bet Sharing mana isn't even a thing in this universe and she doesn't know how we did it.
>>31174000This, followed by the question >>31174072 about it being impossible
>>31174094>>31173948Ah write-ins are great.
>>31174098haven't you seen a harem show, anon? when a girl jokes that you take responsibility for something, respond with absolute seriousness. It usually shocks them into a blush because they didn't expect such commitment
>>31173948>I, uh, Sure, if you not messing with me right now, then, uh, I guess I can take resp- you sure you're not messing with me?
>>31174000Start with this, and progressively move to the though process >>31174094 here
>>31174130You have a very good point. Changing >>31174098 to a very serious >I will.
>>31173948>…Sorry?
Looks like some unholy combination of "Oh shit" progressing to "I'm sorry" and eventually "...but you're bullshitting me right?"Writing.
>>31174000+1ing this. Take the joke extremely seriously, I want to see one of those rare scenes of Akeno blushing shyly>>31174196tempted to actively vote against asking about bullshit
>>31174196This is perfect.
>>31174196Throw some totally serious 'taking responsibility' in there, and we're golden.
>>31173948>Take her hand in yours>Look her right in her eyes>I will
>>31174196don't forget to take 'taking responsibility' absurdely seriously before figuring out its a joke
>>31174196Oops, yes. Forgot the serious "Taking responsibility" part.
>>31174253excellent. Taking responsibility is the most important par
>>31174196Gotta work in the 'taking responsibility' serious bit too
>>31174232I misread this as>take her eye in yours>look into her handsFuck I'm tired.
>>31174276That would be rather odd.Although we might want to remember to take this advice with slenderwaifu. It seems like the sort of thing she'd be into.They say deep in the depths of the tentacle-hands, a brave protagonist will find true love.And all the hands he can hold.Also, the laugh-screaming corpses of the damned.
>>31174196Really hoping that tapping into other people's mana isn't impossible for anyone, just an ancient marriage ritual that has long been forgotten
>>31174428Granted, i don't believe she has eyes.
>>31174436What if we just got married to all of them?
>>31174436no no no, silly Anon. It becomes a custom AFTER the legend of how it strengthened the bonds of love between us and our harem
>>31174436Well, an advantage that evolved into a marriage ritual until male magic users died out or hid themselves.
>>31174528but anon-kun, we haven't even held hands yet!
>>31174550>>>/d/ is thataway.
>>31174550Hey, man, if you're gonna be bringing up that shit, take it to /d/. Pervert.
>>31173948Your mind starts moving in about a hundred directions at once as it processes what Akeno just said. You did…you’d never…at least not on purpose…they might never forgive you… As your mind processes this, your face goes along, dropping into an expression of horror at the thought of what you just did. “Oh god Akeno I didn’t know, I had no idea it was like that, I mean I just reacted to save us but that still doesn’t excuse what I did…” As you say this, Akeno’s face softens slightly, losing its edge as you apologize. Then the last bit of what she says finally percolates into your mind. Taking her hand in yours strongly, you look into her eyes. “Even if you can’t forgive me, I promise that I’ll take responsibility for what I did, it’s the only thing I can do.” It’s here that Akeno’s face breaks into a grin, a rather big one now that you notice it, which makes you, think back to everything that happened and some of the things you’ve read about magic. Specifically about how witches have used groups for summoning things since time immemorial. “…but you’re totally pulling my chain aren’t you.” “A little,” she says, looking at you, “It’s not as intimate as I said it was, but usually you share mana freely, not have it taken from you.” She pauses and glances over at the psycho, Kaede. “But to her it’ll probably be like that.” She looks back up at you, “But really I wanted to see what you would say, how you would respond.” She takes your hand with both of hers and kisses it. “You passed; you’re a good man John Galt.">Akeno attraction +10, Akeno is now a probationary Harem member.>Protag points +10. Total now at 252. You open your mouth to respond to this, but then the door to the office opens and out steps who you assume to be the headmistress. “All of you, my office, now,” she says, jerking her thumb over her shoulder. Well crap.
>>31174662Alright, that's it for updates tonight. Next quest should be Tuesday night, at least that's how I remember my schedule. Keep an eye on the twitter.Also, how did you guys like this one? I'd really appreciate some feedback seeing as how I took it a little bit of a different direction.
>>31174692Needs like40% more sexual innuendos.Pretty good otherwise.
>>31174692thx 4 runin budigud thredmch njoi
>>31174692It was great. exactly the Nuclear bomb you promised. Wish there was a teensy bit more plot to it, but that probably just came from your writing speed, and there's not much we can do about that. Also, did we just magically rape the lesbian?bueno.
>>31174692I felt like the updates were a little slow, but that's understandable, given how much writing there was in each
>>31174692The protagonist is a bit too... apologetic, I think. Could afford to be a bit more easygoing
>>31174692very good thread, now looking forward to dinner with PT instructor. I like how you've started introducing antagonists without really breaking stride. Could do with a little more plot, but that's clearly coming in the opener of tomorrow's thread.Question that you probably can't answer because mystery-do the girls have the same abilities they do in their original universes, or do they have access to different powers?
>>31174731Now she's going to start thinking about us at night. Feeling strange urges of attraction towards us. She'll start wonder what is like to be molested by us again when she is making out with her girlfriends.
>>31174796Yesss, YESSSSS. Let the hetero run through you!
>>31174740eh, we only had the one big apology, which was a serious issue, and pledging to take responsibility isn't really acting apologetic in my book. We do need to be a little more laid back though, I liked our little snarkfest with Karasuba
>>31174662Vas gud daSee you Tuesday tovarish
>>31174662>Pic>HnnnghGentlemen, new target.We must get the headmistress in the harem.>>31174692It was Good Thread, Guide. We had the start of some good plot, and I think you set a few decent hooks to reel in. Particularly enjoyed the little tete-a-tete with Karasuba. That was gold.Hopefully I'll be able to catch some of Tuesday, but if not, good luck with it.Now, I'll be abed. Toodles.
>>31174796>>31174820>>31174731Well, I'm sure that's a possibility. You're going to have to work for it though, seeing as how her last coherent thought about you was wanting to kill you. >>31174710>>31174717>>31174740>>31174775>>31174853>>31174859And glad to see that you guys approve of it on the whole. I'll try and work in a few more jokes, innuendo and such.
>>31174903Again, if you can, work on getting your writing speed up while still maintaining your quality. No pressure, I'd just like to have more plot to chew on for each thread. Or, you could try prewriting out the most likely trains of thought and just modify them through player input. I know other QMs do this.
>>31174836It's not that apologizing was bad. It's that it felt a bit too grovelish, though I suppose it could be a cultural thing.
>>31174903We can spend plot points for it, right? So there is a subtle undercurrent of attraction no matter how much she hates us? Every harem needs at least one girl who starts off hating the MC and wanting to kill him.
