Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Bridgette, having just discovered the truth behind the Cat Creature and a new Rena, goes off to interrogate Caffornicator. More and more details of an evil universe are revealed as the pieces come into place.>We then switched to Rena who had just discovered a portal to that same evil universe. A ruined Magical Girl Sparkle appears and tells Rena to destroy the portal to delay her evil self's entry into the her world. She leaves and the real Sparkle destroys the portal.>We now join Rena doing something completely unrelated to all that.
>We now join Rena doing something completely unrelated to all that.She's a protagonist again! Yay!
JR: "Rena! Hey, my dad is off at work. I was wondering if maybe we could hang out today?""Sure! I just got back from training so give me a chance to wash up and junk."JR: "Sure! I'll call back in an hour, okay?""Alright, bye.">Jade Revolver says her goodbyes and hangs up.Alright. Well, I got plenty of free time. Bridgette is hanging out with her brother and I'm all done with my training.I need to go see Threepunch-Man but apparently Raindrops and Queen of the World are busy unearthing some new artifacts. Got a bit of time til they're done with that.I kinda wish I'd got my vampire powers back. Would have made everything a lot easier but on the other hand... I'm actually a bit stronger now. I have muscle and everything!RM: "Mistress, I should warn you. You currently have only $199. The rest was sucked into the alternate universe."Oh, right. I'm almost completely broke again.RM: "I would lend you some money but I'm afraid that I donated it all to the families I may have harmed during my darker days.""It's cool."Crap. I forgot what it was like to have no money. I guess we could just chill here all day but I was in the mood to go out to eat.
>>31143522yeah yeah yeah, all six of my nipples are tingling
>>31143562Find some money, there's always money hiding in your couch.
>>31143562huh. I guess $199 doesn't buy a lot these days?
>>31143562Eh, you can still go out somewhere to eat, like a burger joint or something, just DON'T TIP ANYONE
>>31143562I don't suppose we could go stop a small-time crook for some pocket money?
>>31143562Ask Jade to be on the clock when she stops over? It's just a bit of paperwork with her dad or something and you can get the dosh.
>>31143562Get Vampire Powers back.You'll probably need them against evil /u/.
>>31143562Alright, first, clean up. Do a quick rundown of your bills and stuff, if you can. You will probably know how to handle smaller amounts of cash.Then, we need to prepare for our job. That's going to earn you in a lot of money once you complete the job.To do that, you'll need some smoke pellets and rocks, as well as help. JR will probably know a bit about the Lord of Death and the Threepunchman, so you might ask her for info about those two. And if you're in a tight spot for cash, you can always go out and beat some villains. Bring JR along as your sidekick, might as well teach her how to be a hero or something.
>$199 I can see where this is going. Locate one additional dollar.
Rolled 18>>31143562Rena, just go slap around some villains with Jade Revolver
>>31143562We told you that hiding money in your chouch was a bad idea.Did you at least open a savings account? LIKE WE TOLD YOU!
>>31143629Vampire powers aren't going to cut it against Other Rena.She's got Caffornicator speed. She could rip Rena's heart out before she can even move.About the only advantage you've got against other Rena is the fact that apprently she doesn't WANT to kill you. Or Rena'd be dead already.
Rolled 26>>31143562Could you get some kind of redress from the Hero Association? Thwarting inter-universal invasion has to count for something.
>>31143562Ask Robo-Maid if there's any method she has of earning money.>>31143614Rena is dumb, but she's not "doesn't tip at a restaurant" dumb.
>>31143562Go befriend Lord of Death.Get $1000000000000000000 for subduing the #1 S-Class villainez moni ez lyfe
>>31143682>Rena is dumb, but she's not "doesn't tip at a restaurant" dumb.WhatI mean she spends thousands of dollars on tipping
>>31143562go to the park, catch a flash sale on lasagna, come home and eat it while playing video games.
>>31143665it was under her mattress. Come on, the chances that an evil parallel self would open a dimenensional portal there must have been astronomically low.Or at the very least, that there was no better place to put it that it wasn't at least as likely an evil parallel self would choose to open a portal in the same spot.
>>31143562I'm sure you could get a loan from the Cliche Mobster.
Wait a second...If Bridgette got her shapeshifting powers back after cutting them from the Cat Creature, doesn't that mean that Rena has her vampire powers back as well?
>>31143562I like that robomaid plugs the vaccuum into herself
>>31143766Yeah, but vampiric powers didn't exactly belong to Rena, unlike Bridgette's case
>>31143729oh ho ho. That's actually not a bad idea.And then you could arrest him for extortion if he tries to get it back. And then pay off the loan with the money she gets for defeating him.
>>31143766No, because they were mutation-based, not inherent.
>>31143562If you ever get really strapped for cash, you could always ask one of your hero buddies to loan you a bit. I know you've got issues with relying on others, but in this case it would be pretty reasonable.Speaking of which, we thought about giving Jade some money, right? How did that turn out?Anyway, don't worry too much. Jade's just happy to have a friend. Maybe you could pick up some takeout and go to a park.
>>31143766You raise a fantastic point.What the fuck, MM+?
Well, let's see if there's anyone out and about right now. Oh, wow. My phone won't even let me look at the D and C class.Okay there's The Heroine Breaker, Spine Ravager, and Delusion for the A-Class.And for B-Class there's Cut-Man and Zombie™.There's also an S-Class. Name is just Sister.>>31143665... I'm sorry. I guess next time I'll... I'll get a bank account.>>31143682"Hey, Robomaid! Besides fighting people what's a good way to earn a few quick bucks?"RM: "...... I'm afraid such options are unavailable to you, Mistress.""Huh? Why's that?"RM: "My programming prevents me from saying why. I apologize."I guess there's no easy way to this.>>31143713I did that already. That's why I'm missing a buck.Hmm... Alright.I can either go out and fight someone real quick or try and game the system when Jade comes over.
>>31143766Probably. She did mention that she feels stronger, and that she's even got muscles now. Perfect.We'll have to test it out eventually.
>>31143766Hmm, yeah.Rena, are you a vampire again?
>>31143784That's how she can cast Fog Breath
>>31143562Let's find some villains to beat up, and make some money.
>>31143562>Rena with her midriff bare.My heart.200 dollars is heaps, Rena. You could totally buy ten lunches with that!
>>31143780it goes... into her butt
>>31143790in any case, it would depend heavily on whether or not Bridgette severed ALL the power connections
>>31143725I know that, but I remember in several occasions we told her to put money in the bank.So I thought she would.DID YOU RENA, I'M TALKING TO YOU! THIS IS WHY SAVING ACCOUNTS ARE A GOOD THING!
>>31143800who are those guys? Any seem not so bad?Heroing is kind of super lethal now that I remember. Other than our super suit.
>>31143800>Name is just Sister.Look up the details on nee-san.Zombie™ also sounds like a good target for beating up because fuck zombies
>>31143800Heroine Breaker sounds fun.You can't take on Cut-Man because you don't have Gutsman's ability.
>>31143800>Spine RavagerIT IS TIME.
>>31143800Heroine Breaker sounds like a pleasant man! I mean, he is anti-drug and stuff!Also HB's abilities will be completely useless against the dense ball of happy that is Rena.
>>31143800Well out of the lot Sister sounds the nicest. Or at least the least kill-y. Maybe you should go see her?
>>31143800Go after Cut-Man, he seems like a nice guy.
>>31143800Let's fight the Sister.New friends!
>>31143800200 bux is enough for a while.
>>31143800Spine Ravager. It is destined.
>>31143800Spine ravager got teased a lot before, let's just see what's his deal
>>31143800What kind of powers do they have? That's important to check.Also, Jade is kind of a hero wannabe, right? Maybe you could work together to take down a villain, as long as one of them is still menacing when she gets there.
>>31143800It's okay, you just don't know how to deal with large quantities of money.There's got to be someone who could teach you how to deal with cash.Anyway, screw the Spine Ravager, he sounds unpleasant.Check out those other A guys, and pay attention to that S-class villain Sister. It's weird that you didn't get a notification that she's around.
>>31143838>Heroine Breaker sounds fun.I'd rather keep him/her in good shape. He might be useful against ex-Hero Rena.
>>31143849>Wanting to fight Sister>Not having a healthy dread of nunjutsu
>>31143800It's time for Spine Ravager.We must see him!
>>31143800SPINE RAVAGERITIS TIME
>>31143882It's the guy Raindrops fought on her first day as a hero.Remember the pimp dude? That's him.
>>31143814was for>>31143780
>>31143562>give me a chance to wash up and junk.you what?
What happens if Heroine Breaker and Anti-Hero fight?
>>31143867>Anyway, screw the Spine Ravager, he sounds unpleasant.>screw the Spine Ravager>screw the Spine...I think I just figured out how this guy ravages spines.
>>31143925By turning them into delicious Toblerone?Ah shit, hurts my hands!
>>31143923Murder
Rolled 8>>31143800Sister obviously
>>31143849Yeah, she sounds like fun.
>>31143954[ERECTION INTENSIFIES]
>>31143935Toblerone. The only chocolate in the world engineered specfically to simultaneously be delicious AND injure anyone foolhardly enough to try and eat it.
>>31143800Let's go see Spine Ravager.
>>31143800We should put a stop to that spine ravager. Ravaging peoples spines would hurt them a lot!
I don't support visiting the spine ravager.if we DO visit the spine ravager, buy him a toblerone before we go to visit him.
Rolled 2>>31144065But if you lose your spine, how can you be hurt?
>>31144080Now that's just evil.
>>31143838But Rena is pretty strong and throws rocks.How is that not Guts Man?
>Meet Spine Ravager>He's actually an Octopus.
Alright, let's check out the Spine Ravager!>Using her new short range flight ability Rena is able to quickly make her way across the city. People are running and screaming, only getting louder as she approaches the Ravager.>Her morpher beeps, telling her to take the next turn.>She finds herself face to face with the Spine Ravager..............He's, uh...Bigger than the picture implies.
>>31144113a toblerone would probably satisfy his spine ravaging needs.>>31144125Give him the toblerone!
>>31144125Go on, introduce yourself and tell him to stop hurting people.
>>31144125HELLO.HAVE YOU CONSIDERED RAVAGING THE SPINES OF EVIL?
>>31144125Hey look how big that eye is. It's going to be really easy to get a rock in there
>>31144125Look at his eye. It's huge!Throw a rock at it.
>>31144125Rena!It's time to rock!
>>31144125Hug him, clearly he has not been hugged before!
>>31144125Ask him if he's considered switching from ravaging to ravishing
>>31144125Throw a rock in his eye.
>>31144125Rock his world, Rena.
>>31144125Why are her cheeks so puffy
>>31144125Explain to Spine Ravager that there is a delicious chocolatey treat that is similar in feel to a spine, known as the Toblerone.Give him one and see how he reacts.
>>31144125Ask him how he ravages spines.
>>31144125Greet him and ask what he's doing? Guilt with teary eyes.
>>31144158That is NOT BETTER.
No rock throwing.we need to save that gag for the (Twisted) Sister
>>31144149I'm sick of rock throwing jokesBut that IS a solid planUse your new strength to hurl a boulder in there
>>31144125Wow.Introduce yourself, then ask him politely to stop hurting people.Also, introduce the guy to Toblerone. If he's into crunching, he'd love those things.
Rolled 2>>31144125Say hi
>>31144125Can you please stop ravaging spines?
Rena: Test your newfound strength!SUPLEX THE SPINE RAVAGER
>>31144215Silly anon, you can't suplex the Spine Ravager.He's not a train.
>>31144186Monster sex is way better than spinal ravaging
"Hey there... My name is Rena and I think that maybe you should not ravage spines anymore. You know, there's some pretty delicious chocolate known as a Toblerone and-">The beast roars at hear nearly knocking Rena off of her feet. If not for her new suit and the powers it gives her Rena would have been thrown back into a building and quickly had her spine ravaged.>Instead she stands her ground and grabs a rock. With a solid throw she aims right at the creature's massive eye.>It catches the rock with it's tongue and crushes it until it's dust and rubble.Oh my god.My rock didn't work.>Her morpher beeps and she hears a faint 'Warning: Spine Ravaging imminent' as the creature begins to lumber towards her.
>>31144125I don't think this encounter is playing to our strengths. Maybe try saying hello?What were his powers, again? Besides ravaging spines?>captcha: keep yWhorgedNow is not the time, captcha!
>>31144125Is that it's belly button or funny parts?
>>31144271DODGE THE RAVAGING OF YOUR SPINE
>>31144271Why is that warning even programmed inAnyway, strip naked and see if that helps.
>>31144231any excuse is good enough.>>31144271smoke bombs?
>>31144271Throw lots of rocks. You got specially bought rocks stored in your suit, right? Special ones? Use those. And use your speed to keep distance between it and you.
>>31144065Actually, we should leave Spine Ravager to some spineless Hero. Like Lobster Man.
>>31144294That's Rena
>>31144271run QUICKLY
>>31144271Time to get serious...He only has one protruding violating tentacle to ravage spines and block rocks.THROW TWO ROCKS AT ONCE.
>>31144271GO FASTTHROW ROCKS
>>31144271>Warning: Spine Ravaging imminentWell, thanks Hero Ass. that was really helpful info.
Rolled 19>>31144271Rider Kick.When in doubt, always Rider Kick.Failing that?RUN.
Rolled 16>>31144271Quickly Rena, tell it a funny joke, like the one about ducks and elephants.
>>31144271We're stronger now, pick a BIGGER rockor pick up some gravel and throw that, try and catch all of them, jerk
>>31144231I've got two options. Plan A is a dance off. Plan B is a tactical withdrawl.I hate to say it, but I think the tactical withdrawal may be in order.
>>31144271Throw two bigger rocks in different sides of his eye.
>>31144307WhatWHY WOULD THAT HELP
>>31144271Blush and tell him it is your first time, and you've never had a senpai stop your rock before, and you're really nervousC-could you be... gentle?
>>31144271I do believe the right action here is to flee.For rocks have made him anger.
>>31144271This is definitely not playing to our strengths! We need a heavy fighter hero to deal with him!He's pretty large. Go into some narrow corner, like an alleyway or a sewer. But make it a place with another exit. Don't get cornered.
>>31144318Oh yeah, well, that wasn't weird at all.
>>31144271POCKET SAND!
>>31144271Jump/fly above him. Throw another rock, aim for the eye.
>>31144353Maybe Rena's true power lies in being a Naked Nudist
>>31144271You got any kitty treats on you? He must be really hungry to be out and about looking for spines to eat.
>>31144271First, dodge that fucker.Then, throw something really, really hot on its tongue. Like burning oil or something.Alternative, you're faster than him. Run around some buildings and grounded objects, try to tie his tongue in a knot.
>>31144271Are there any heroes nearby that could help? Because I think we might need some help with this guy.
>>31144391Purple nipple lasers WOULD be pretty cool
This was a good idea. I'm proud of you all
>>31144402Goddamit, all that training and Rena still can't beat the Spine Ravager.
>>31144271Flying dash into elbow bash right in that fucker's eye
>>31144271the plan has failed. apply POCKET SAND and get the hell out.
>>31144420Go back to MGNQ, you fun-hating dildo.I bet you even wear a watch.
>>31144433Dude, once his tongue is tied up, we'll pelt him with rocks till he cries for mommy.Who will happen to be an S-Class monster or one of the things outside the walls.
>>31144271Cover your rock in Texas Pete and then throw it at him.Some like it hot!
>>31144271Convince its own spine of being worthy of being ravaged. Its so BIG!
>>31144446I wasnt being sarcasticThis is actually hilarious and I'm really happy we did this
>>31144471Going to fight a villain named the Spine Ravager while depowered, and still trying to fight even after he blocks your pathetic attack shows you have a spine too big for him to break.Spine Ravager is just like King from OPM. He's weak as shit, he just looks so scary that everyone loses their spine and runs away.
>>31144271If it's chasing you, it isn't ravaging anyone's spines.And you might get paid for that.
>The creature may be powerful but Rena is tiny, fast, and terrified. Filled with adreneline the girl is able to easily dodge the creatures terrible tongue.>She grabs two even larger rock and chucks them both at him. He is able to block the first one but the second hits him right in the eye.>Rena goes in for a flying kick."RENA KICK!">And actually manages to connect. There's is a loud cracking sound as she manages to break a bit of the beast's armor. But it's simply not enough.>Quicker than she can react the creature grabs her with a tentacle, her suit protecting her from it's crushing power.>The tongue gets closer to her and opens up revealing many sharp teeth and a needle within.
>>31144483Rena: Fiddle with the suit controls in an attempt to turn off the warning.Accidently disengage the limiter.
>>31144271Throw a squid at it! That will show it what's what!
>>31144523wink at him. use your feminine charm
>>31144523Oh god it's going to give you a flu shot
>>31144523BITE THE TENTACLE RENA
>>31144523Break out. Make it stab itself with the needle.
>>31144523Bite the tentacle.
>>31144523YOU NEED TO USE YOUR POWER OF BEFRIENDING, RENA.
Rolled 11>>31144523Bite the tentacle so hard it lets you go. Then Kick the weakspot again.
>>31144523Now it's time to really explode!
>>31144523oh god why a needleI hate needles
>>31144523BITE THE NEEDLE OFF.everyone knows bees die when you rip their needle out.
>>31144523thrash kick bite yell do anything to get out of there
Rolled 2>>31144523Remind him that this is a worksafe board and he can't tentacle rape you.
Rolled 9>>31144523roll to seduce
>>31144523Bite the tentacle with all of your might! Imagine that it's extremely fancy calamari or something.
>>31144570You make me sad sometimesBut I still love you anyway
>>31144523Scream rape.
>>31144523Bite the tentacle. Kick the eye.
M-Maybe the needle dispenses pie.
>Rena winks at it.SR: ".... -blush-"
>>31144635..feminine charm?
>>31144635>>Rena winks at it.THAT'S IT, USE YOUR FEMININE WILES
>>31144635KEEP DOING CUTE THINGS, RENA
>>31144635Oh god almighty
>>31144635I can't fucking believe, ask him to gently release you.
>>31144635oh boy
>>31144635"At least take me to dinner first...It's my first time, but if it's with you, I don't mind..."All of the Robomaid Training Videos worked!
>>31144635Ah, Rena's OTHER power.
Rolled 2>>31144635Offer to play Mario Kart with it. Everybody loves Mario Kart until they always lose to you
>>31144635More, MORE! GIVE IT A HEART ATTACK!
>>31144635"Um, this tentacle is kind of tight. Could you loosen it a bit, please?"
>>31144635Dear God, my sides have left the building.Keep being cute. Ask him if he'd be so nice to let you down because this isn't pleasant at all.Then when his guard's down, kick him hard in the tongue.That's his tongue, right?
>>31144635Rena, you found you soulmate! I am so happy for you. I was actually starting to worry about you. Thinking you some kind of asexual. Ugh! Well I am glad. Be happy you two.
Rolled 62>>31144635"If y-you're going to tie me up, please be gentle~!"
Rolled 9>>31144635Offer to go get coffee with it.
Well, as towering monstrosities of nature go, Rena could certainly do worse
Rolled 8>>31144635Rena, say "yamete onii-san"
>>31144694>>31144669These.
> He wanted to ravage her spine!> She ended ravaging his heart!
Rolled 33>>31144743Love story for the ages. Besides, what girl doesn't like tentacles?
>>3114474310/10 I laughed.
>>31144635oh god what did you do
>>31144721>Shadow Man's reaction after getting NTRd by Spine Ravager>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON"Also it's totally gonna be in-universe manga/fanfic
>>31144635Tell him the last time you were tied up you had a ball gag in your mouth.
>>31144743Spines aren't the only thing he's going to ravage.
At least he's probably a better lover than the dark stranger
>>31144777>he's a horrible spine ravaging monster!>she's terrified for her life!>together, love!
>>31144635As soon as he releases you. KICK HIM IN THE EYE!
>>31144801Not a high hurdle to jump
>>31144635Just keep being adorable.
>>31144811No! Subdue him. Use him to fight Sister.
>>31144635Rena, I think you've finally found it.True Love.I mean, this is just like how Sparkle met MMA+, so it has to be love, right?
>>31144801...what if he met evil Rena?
>>31144777JR , tired of waiting for rena, will stalk her and find her sweet talking SR. She broadcast everything on the interwebs and Rena consensual tentacle pron becomes the new thing.
You know, with those tentacles he could probably be a big hit in porn. He'd get to fondle hot women for a living.
>bridgette will see this on tv
>>31144842Bonersplosion.
>>31144635"Uh, hey there big guy. Come here often?"He'll have to put us down to talk. Probably.
>>31144852She knows Rena's just acting.>"Oh god he fell for it."
>>31144852Everyone will see this. So far, no one has beaten the Spine Ravager.
>>31144842a very weird orgy
>>31144716w-what?No! I don't want my true love to be a soul eating monster!AAAAA!"Hey, uhm...This tentacle is pretty tight... Could you, uhm... Loosen it?">The monster not only loosens it's grip but lets her down on the ground. It crouches beside her and make a deep rumbling sound. Almost like purring."Soooooo.... Think you can stop ravaging spines? People don't really like it. You know?">It slowly nods, never taking it's eye off of her."Good, good. Uhm... Now, go back home and stop being evil.">The beast nods once more and slithers away. As it goes off into the sunset it turns back and waves at her with a tentacle, blushing and rushing off when she waves back.I don't even>The HA drone appears and congratulates Rena on an amazing battle and hands her a check for $100,000.Yay, I'm rich again!And I think I may have the single most terrifying admirer in the world!
If they hit it off, then Spine Ravager might ravage something of Rena's...
>>31144884How is he only a rank A?
>>31144852>"EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT, RAVAGER!">he actually does it because Monster Maestro
>>31144898SPINE RAVAGER DEFEATED!Now let's go meet Jade, she couldn't have made any fanfiction between you and Spine Ravager in that time.
>>31144898>And I think I may have the single most terrifying admirer in the world!Jade Revolver isn't THAT bad
>>31144898...tha FUCK?Anyway, Sister next if we have time. See if JR wants to join in.
>>31144898This is my new fetish. Damn you Larro, you're worse than /d/
>>31144909because all he does is ravage spines.
>>31144898we should ask bridgette about this ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING problem later.
>>31144898Rena, go eat out with Jade Revolver
>>31144898Rena, you need to do this to every villain. If you have an entire harem of terrifying admirers, there is no danger to you.
>>31144898Cash that cheque asap. Gotta get dosh for your date with Jade.
Guys.We found our new pet.
>>31144909Perhaps he's a non-lethal spine ravager.Or perhaps his intent is not to ravage spines, but some other purpose. That's just what it looks like and what everyone thinks it looks like.
>>31144934Rena doesn't have a cock.He's not full /d/ yet.
>>31144934>fall over and take a breatherAlso, figure out how to disable that really annoying suit warning system.
>>31144956>New PetI think you mean new *boyfriend?*
>>31144948>Rena, go eat out Jade Revolver
>>31144898B-but mah lewds!
>>31144962futa isnt even good
>>31144958Isn't he already confirmed to have killed at least one hero?
>>31144958He killed people before. Like a lot of them.>>31144966No, kitty's new play pal.
>>311448982fast2lewd
>>31144956well, I dunno. We need to see how he gets along with Kitty and twig first.
>>31144958>Perhaps he's a non-lethal spine ravager.He killed silver ranger.
>>31144898PUT THAT INTO A SAVING"S ACCOUNT NOW!
>>31144995Was silver ranger the cute Mayor's Daughter?
>>31144966>implying male
>>31144978No, but what other disturbing fetish more broadly defines what it means to be /d/?
>>31144898Oh, give him a chance, Rena! Look at Ben and Sparkle!
>>31144898I don't understand what just happened. I think you should call someone and describe what just happened and ask WTF.
>>31144898Okay, time to open a bank account. You don't want to repeat what happened last time, right?And take out a credit card as well, use that to pay for things.Then go meet Jade.
>>31145008i thought that was teal ranger
>>31144934
>>31144995It tried to give him a back massage, he's just terrible at it.
>>31145008That was Teal Ranger.
>>31145008She's maroon.
>>31145008No, that teal,Silver is the one that died before the beginning of the quest.
>>31144980>He killed people before. Like a lot of them.yeah, but that's all he does. It's not like he kills them in pursuit of some deadly, world threatening goal.He is the Spine Ravager. He Ravages Spines. This is his goal.Hmm, I wonder if he's got any Chiropractic potential?
>>31144978Futa is the best /d/ fetish, in a good way. But really, Bridgette would be the one with a cock.
>>31144898>it's a checkrena, I have a question.how did we ever cash these in the first place without a bank account?
>>31145041No, Maroon was *finger snap* guy that recruited us.
>>31145050its the only /d/ fetish
>>31144987>Kitty and SR playing outside Rena's building with a ball of yarn>the entire neighborhood is in ruins as they roll on the ground
>>31145035>It tried to give him>himSilver was a girl.
>>31145050Futa is horrible and pointless.
>>31144898Well, who would you want your true love to be?
>>31145050Are you saying that because she's a lesbian?Because seriously, lesbians don't have a phallic fixation, I don't understand why people assume that.
>>31145062It's a Hero Association check. They can be cashed at a bank without an account.Erryone knows they're good for it.
>>31144898Next time bring some snack for him. He was probably hungry.
>>31145083No, I'm saying it because she had fucking transformation powers.
>>31145062They love us at the payday advance place.
>>31145080>inb4 a physical manifestation of The Voices aka Us.
>>31145073Redshirts, redshirtesses, no differences. They all die before you can check it out.
Wait. Teal Ranger.She can teach us how to handle money.
guys, do we really need a discussion on why some people are attracted to futa porn?Because I can provide some slides...
>>31145134Homosexuals in denial.
>>31144898Update your fanpage about this!
>>31145142yupthe only time futa isn't gay is when it's futa on girl
>>31145129That isn't the worst idea. Call up someone to help us manage money.Dark Stranger said he helped set up the Hero Association. Maybe he could help.Is there a Super Accountant somewhere?What kinda investment opportunities are there in a ruined megacity?I'd say Prince but he seems a little...
>>31145164>two girls having sex>not gay
>>31145174>>31145129guys we don't need to know how to handle money aside from keeping it in a safe place. with the money we make as a hero it's not even a concern.
>>31145184if you can use a urinal, you're a dude
>>31145202>there are tools to let girls pee standing up>girls cease to exist
>>31145184can you really call one a girl when it has a cock?
>>31145174...twaty?Either way, we could ask her or DS if they could help us with our finances.>>31145198We don't have internet back home. We need to splurge a little, buy new stuff for ourselves.You know, enjoy the money while you have it.
/tg/ - Hentai/Alternative
>>31145202Girls can stand up and pee too, you know.
>>31145027Bank account, going now.>As Rena goes to cash her check and open a new account she gets a call from Bridgette.B: "H-hey Rena. How's it PFTHAHA, going?""Uhm... Well. I just got paid again."B: "Yeah, I uh... I hehee. I saw it on-">The monster girl suddenly bursts our laughing. It takes a full minute before she is able to recover from that.B: "Did you really freaking stop that guy by winking!? Holy shit I never even pfthahahaha!""...."B: "HAHAHAHA. Oh god I... Sparkle? Sparkle you saw that too, right? I mean she totally won but-">Rena hangs up.I'm never gonna live this down.====================================>Dressed and washed, Rena waits for her fan to come by. It doesn't take too long before she hears her knocking at the door. The girl is dressed in a new outfit and goes up to Rena. After giving her a quick hug she hands her idol a bag.JR: "It's a gift from your fanclub. We always see you wearing the same thing so... We got some new hero outfits for you if you ever want to try them out. The ones with the J on the tag were from me. Also I... I saw your fight. You were so cool! I mean, no one's beaten that guy like that and you were just WOW!""Haha, thanks. Come in, come in.">Jade enters and looks around the house. Robomaid greets her and places her hat on a hat rack.JR: "Oh, also! I brought something for us to play with.""What is it?"She pulls out a giant box filled to the brim with cards.JR: "Tada! Hero Quest!""Hero Quest?"JR: "It's the card game based off of the Heroes and Villains. I have enough here for two players. I have a Void/Control Villain deck so if you wanna build a Hero deck we can play together.""I don't really know how to play..."JR: "It's fine, no one really does. The last rule book was the size of a dictionary. Just get a bunch of cards together and we'll play."Hmm... Alright.>Rena Beatdown Deck>Sparkle Magical Burst Deck>Hourglass Control>Throw a bunch of cards together.>Other.
>>31145235Can you really call one a guy when it has a vagina?we can argue whole day about fictional cocks and vaginas all day and nothing of sense would come out of it.
Well, if this conversation actually goes on in Rena's head, I guess she kinda wants Spine Ravager to come back.
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.The Rena way.
>>31145269>Rena Beatdown Deckur not smart enough for the others
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.This is how Rena plays.
>>31145269Rena Beatdown with Monster Family support.Splash in some Sparkle cards.
>>31145319Fucking this.
>>31145269>>Throw a bunch of cards together.>>Other.Look for anything that looks cool.Wind up with a deck that is oddly very close to the old official Raindrops deck
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.Just do what I did when I was into TCG and just use cards you think are cool.
>>31145269Don't look down girl. You got a new cute playmate beside kitty. I am sure he is actually a really good cute little monster once you get to know him. Do we know if it is a he or a she for certain? Do we need to take it to a doc?
>>31145269>Rena/Sparkle Wombo Combo Magical Beatdown deck.
>>31145269>Hourglass ControlMy Blue is showing. Maybe we could do a Sparkle/Hourglass Control build!
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.
>>31145319I like this one.
>>31145269>Monster Maestro's Monster Madness Deck!
>>31145269>bridgette and sparkle laughing at rena right nowI wonder if rena has to go on dates with spine ravager now
>>31145319Please, this'll be perfect.
>>31145269Text back to Bridgette "Totally got paid for seducing you too"
>>31145269Rena you clearly can only manage Rena beatdown. Do you really think you know when to hold a counter hand and pass aggressively? What cards to pull from your deck to pull infinite cards in a magical burst deck?Just play creatures and turn them upside down.
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.Make sure you have at least one card each of Rena and Bridgette.
>>31145319This.
>>31145355Too soon. Too mean.
>>31145319Yes.
>>31145270I'm not calling them guysthey're itsor hirs
>>31145269>>Rena Beatdown DeckLets see what they got for you.
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.As if we would pick any other option.
>>31145319Do it.
>>31145269>>Throw a bunch of cards together.Like a casual we are.
>>31145269>Throw a bunch of cards together.Specifically random shit. no planning!
>>31145384I'm not calling them guys>they're its>or hirsplease die.
>>31145355Nah, man. Just see if we can get Kitty's new play pal as a summon.Then when Bridgette flaunts her summoning abilities, we unleash THE SPINE RAVAGER who only wants to be paid in belly rubs.
Guys, enough of the futa discussion. There is no win con to it.
>>31145422What if the Spine Ravager wants something else.What if the Spine Ravager wants to rub her womb.
>>31145439Yeah, let's move on to some much more wholesome, like tentacles!
>>31145269Aw, Jade is adorable.We should try some of those outfits out and thank the fanclub later.Maybe go visit them sometimes.
>>31145470Everyone loves consentacles!
>Rena looks through the pile and starts assembling a deck. She adds plenty of herself, the monster family, and Sparkle. There are some new cards like Magical Monster and Sadbox but also some old ones like The Monster S-Class.JR: "Rena you... You can't really win like this.""I'll be okay."JR: "... Alright.">They set up a playmat and each draw five cards."Huh? They're blank."JR: "Mhmm. They can be whatever you want so long as it's in your deck. You only lose when you either run out of cards, lose 20 HP, or some other crazy instant win condition.""Wait, so... I just call them out and I have it in my hand?"JR: "So long as it was in your deck when you put it together it's possible. Now I'm gonna go first so I'll draw a card. Hmm... I'll play Jade Revolver. Normally you can't attack your first turn but Jade Revolver gets a shot when she's summoned. That brings you down to 19HP. I'm gonna set one card and then end."...Crap. I don't remember any of their effects or names.I... I guess I'll just wing it.
Is there a Rock card?If not play the coolest sounding cards you have.
>>31145491JADE REVOLVER IS WEAK TO SADBOX
>>31145491Play Rena, then play Rena's cell to special Summon Monster Maestro from the deck. Since Rena was targeted by a card, we can summon a Magical Girl Sparkle from the deck. Make her focus on Magical Girl Rose to turn her life into attack. Since she has more than three times as much attack as Maestro, Maestro can bounce Sparkle back to the hand and special summon The Monster from the deck. The Monster can special summon one Monster Family for every other Monster Family on the field, so special summon MMA and go for the OTK.
>>31145491They know about the Sadbox? They've BEEN IN YOUR HOUSE!Hey, speaking of.Sadbox on JR.
>>31145491use SADBOX.
>>31145491>Crap. I don't remember any of their effects or names.You don't gotta.You know these people, Rena.You can see what'll work.
>>31145491Rena, summon Rena!
>>31145491We need defense.Summon the Monster Marauder in defensive position and activate his special ability: PARENTAL INSTINCTS!
>>31145519Heard him, do it Rena.
>>31145491This is the dumbest game ever.[x] >>31145519because why not
>>31145491reallytheres a sadbox cardyou didn't even use the sadbox on duty, that's a personal thinghow do they have thatdo you ever consider that your privacy is getting pretty violated herethey're probably videotaping when you bathe and sleep, you know.
>>31145519No no no, we don't want to win, we want to prolong the FUNUse the monster to special summon Benben Rosario von Sparklebutt to lock her field with Fake Tears. and then fish for a new combo
>>31145526You can't play the Sadbox unless there's a Rena in play.But you do want to get a Rena down early, because it takes a few turns of fumbling before she gets to use any of her more interesting attaks.
>>31145519Yes.
>>31145491Play The Egg
>>31145519This
>>31145519DO IT!
>>31145550>>31145526We also used it at the Hero Association, remember?
>>31145519Try this. If you win, then play again.
>>31145491Use Sadbox on Jade Revolver. The real Jade Revolver.
>>31145519So much this.
>>31145570>Eggs controlI love itPlay an Egg to juggle two more eggs to juggle your entire deck onto the field, tap untapped eggs to flip her field. No one gets to do anything!
>>31145519MAXIMUM /TG/
>>31145570after we use sadbox, play EGG. Then guard it next turn with a rena or something.egg is going to be great in like 5 turns.
>>31145519this
>>31145519This is the most /tg/ thing I have ever read
>>31145607Rena: Play Lyrical Princess Raindrops Gate of Babylon attack on Card RenaJade Revolver: Point out that it's an illegal move and that only Raindrops can use that cardRena: Say you thought that would work, reread the card, apologise and concede you were wrong.
>>31145519MIRROR FORCE
"Okay... First I'm gonna to summon Rena. Because I have less life than you I can activate Rena's Cell which lets me summon Monster Maestro. And because Rena was targeted by a card I can special summon Magical Girl Sparkle from the deck. I'm gonna activate her special ability and lock down your face down. Then have her channel Magical Girl Rose to increase her attack by sacrificing some of my life. Because she's stronger Bridgette bounces her back but that chains with my loss of life so she comes back. Also Bridgette's effect summons out The Monster. He allows me to summon one Monster card for each monster already on the field. That lets me summon Monster Master and Monster Marauder. Because Sparkle and Monster Marauder are on the field I summon Magical Monster from the deck. Then I use Sadbox on Jade. I'll have everyone attack direct."
>>31145690>Unlimited Gravel Works
>>31145690FORESHADOWING
>>31145717this is bullshit.
>>31145717Holy balls it worked.
>>31145717>direct attackWe can't do that till next turn.
>>31145717I'm sorry, Jade.
>>31145743This is an overly-complex card game.
>>31145717we have to wait until next turn to direct attack
>>31145717Well, this was fun. Want another game?
>>31145743Yes. But this is the kind of bullshit that plays in our favor.
>>31145757No, this is Yu Gi Oh. First player to start cannot attack.
>>31145784Disregard, I suck cocks.
>>31145784I agree, this shit is yugioh.The combo-summoning made of jank-ass cards that shouldn't work well together and an archetype make me think this is yugioh.
"Haha, I think I won. This is a pretty cool game."JR: "..........."
>>31145761>Jade in Sadboxall of my LOL
>>31145818Hug her.
>>31145818...Best two out of three?
>>31145818oh god we're about to get shot
>>31145818give her the cutest smile you can manage. ask her what's wrong
>>31145717hmmm... they need a banlist
>>31145818Why don't we try some of those new outfits you made?
>>31145818"Get rekt scrub."
>>31145818How about you try out the clothes she made?Anything to distract her from the crushing defea you just infliced.
Rolled 12>>31145849Rolling for evasion.
>>31145818Jade, as your mentor, I have some basic advice for you.Git gud.
>>31145818so it needs a ban list. There's a few broken cards or combos.
>>31145863More like they need some actual rules first.
>>31145818What? What did we do wrong? Did we make a mistake or something?Did we offer her some drinks or snacks? Are we a bad host?
>>31145818Pay her lunch before she explodes.
>>31145863they probably have one, and we just stomped all over it.The benefits of casual play.
>>31145818"Oh wait, I don't think I can attack on the same turn as I summon..."
>>31145905No, they wouldn't.Who the fuck would mix Hero/Villain decks apart from like, one dude with a MMA/Sparkle UTTER DESTRUCTION deck?
>>31145818I see a fang.
>>31145931Rena fans?
Rena confirmed for the Queen of Games.
>>31145818rena:continue being amazing at entirely useless passtimes like gokarting and children's card games
>>31145818Laugh and say you just made half of that up on the fly, and ask to actually read your cards this time.
>>31145818Don't forget jade! Rena has luck powers!
>>31145938I think that's her tongue.
>>31145968we DID make that up.
Rolled 3>>31145818Rena, seduce jade revolver
>>31145818Holy crap, have JR's eyebrows always been that thick?Can we pet them?
Rolled 15>>31145818Thank her for teaching you the game, Rena.
From what I can gather they really don't care about the rules. Just making money."Oh wait, I don't think I can attack on the same turn as I summon..."JR: "Rena makes it so that all 'Allies' can attack the turn they're summoned...'"... So... Maybe I can go try on those clothes?"JR: "Sure!">The girl seems to brighten up and hands Rena the bag of clothing. She goes off to change and comes back wearing a rather familiar outfit."This seems a bit... Derivative."JR: "Well... It's from this one fanfic I wrote where you turn into a Villain so that way you can be closer to Monster Maestro. But then she's killed in battle so you take her outfit and wear it to avenger her while her sister is trying to sed-""Uhm... Okay."All of the outfits looked like something that I've seen my friends wearing.
>>31146008Yes.Add in some hair tussling as well.
>>31146090I LOVE IT
>>31146090Put on Queenie's sheer outfit.
>>31146090You two should go shopping for more original clothes.
>>31146090That fanfic seems to hit a bit too close to home but let's humor her. Try Sparkles
>>31146090Did you make these JR?You should try your own designs, they're actually not that bad.>>31146131HMM.
>>31146090Oh god, evil Rena is from Jade Revolver's fanfic.
>>31146090We should send Bridgette a photo of us in the Monster Rena clothes.Hell, we should send pics to everyone of us in their clothes.
Rolled 12>>31146090Wait, Cynthia is trying to seduce who? This story sounds oddly like the one of NegaRena.
>>31146090try on caffornicatorsYou know that's the one she wants to see you in.
>>31146090Goddamnit Jade.Try on the Sparkle outfit.
>>31146090Is there a Lyrical Princess outfit in there anyplace?
Rolled 6>>31146090...That is way too creepily close to the truth of your other self, Rena. Wait, doesn't that mean there should be magical girl outfit in there? Magical Vampire it up, Rena.
>>31146090tell JR about the alternate dimension rena that's just like her fanfic
>>31146090Actually in the timeline that I become Bridgettes lover and she dies I end up turning evil and destroy the world, then invade other timelines, and begin to destroy the-Is that a Sparkle Dress?
>>31146090Do they have Queen's sheer outfit? Put it on and command her to do something for fun.She'd probably love it."Fetch me more clothes, servant!"Then put on Sparkles and pretend to smoke a cigarette while looking at her and going, "Get lost, kid."Put on Bridgette's outfit and go, "I'm so bad at Mario Kart!"Record all this and send it to Bridgette.
>>31146155Underwear not included.Actually, the lack of underwear is part of the costume.
>>31146090What if we use this against the invader? Dress up like Bridgette, and then when she lets her guard down, we activate our hero uniform!"Were you expecting your long lost dead lover? Too bad! It was you all along"
>>31146090try on qotw's outfitrena pls
>>31146146We're fighting the fanficverse!
>>31146090>MRIt's like you want to keep getting mistaken as a dude.
>>31146146
>>31146090Might as well try the rest of them, and mess around a bit.Do your impression of Bridgette, have fun and compliment how great JR is at making these things.
>>31146235>fighting the fanfic verse>implying this isn't alt-JR>implying this hasn't ALWAYS been alt-JR...oh, god. Lord Death is Alt-Saitama who fled to this universe years ago, isn't he?
>>31146090Ask for more about this fanfic, especially about sed-
>>31146090This seems like something that would piss Bridgette off. She got angry last time you wore her outfit so wearing a similar one would-WAITAsk Jade Revolver about that again. Do you turn evil then travel into another dimension?
>>31146299>She got angry last time you wore her outfit so wearing a similar one would-She wasn't bothered by the similar outfit. She got pissed off because Rena was touching her stuff.She's the baby, she got all the hand-me-downs. She's very sensitive about "her" stuff.
>>31146235You are now aware that all of the flatfics are cannon in the evil universe.
>>31146299I'd turn evil and travel into Jade Revolver's dimension, if you know what I mean.
>>31146347one n, dude.pic related is a cannon.
"What else happened in that fanfic?"JR: "Oh! So, Cynthia tried to seduce you but you were having none of that so you killed her. This sent her best friend at the time, Magical Girl Sparkle, into a rage! She went and attacked you but you were able to beat her down. But you didn't kill her. You were too cool for that. You kept her as your prisoner/love slave!""What..?"JR: "I haven't thought of the rest yet but I'll tell you when I do, okay?""Okay...."JR: "You should try on this outfit! I should warn you, traditionally you don't wear anything underneath it...""Okay.........">Rena goes and changes again."... Where is this from?"JR: "It's from this doujin a friend of mine drew. It was kinda a crack pairing but I think Queen of the World and you go together quite well...""..........................."I am not comfortable.
>>31146404In that fic...Did I happen to remove Sparkle's eyes, and then keep her leashed to me by charging her focus?
>>31146404Have JR wear it.
>>31146404>I am not comfortable.IT IS TIME.LYRICAL PRINCESS OR BUST
>>31146404Ask why is her nosebleeding
>>31146404Rena's got wide hips, holy fuckdamn.
>>31146404>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31146430"no. But you do now!"
Rolled 3>>31146404Rena, your thights are flat too.Hmmm get something less revealing.
>>31146404Do you have a Sparkle outfit?Also, was Sparkle blinded in that fanfic?
>>31146404Ask if she knows of any fanfics that involve dimensional travel.Also next try on a Ranger outfit.
>>31146455Gotta hold that density somewhere.
>>31146404Keep humoring her, these things tend to come in threes so you're probably almost done. But just in case why don't you suggest she try on some of these outfits as well. It's not fair if you're the only one trying things on.
>>31146404Is she okay? Why is her nose bleeding?Also, you probably need a healthy tan to pull that off.So, you know, hit the sun once in a while and get brown.
>>31146404how many of these outfits do you HAVE?
>>31146404Boss her around. Call her a peasant!
>>31146438>oddly comforting
Rolled 20>>31146404I... see.Look, Rena. Sometimes you just have to realize that its best to not be worn by the clothes at all.Take it off. Take it all off and truly shine.NUDISTO BEEEAAAACH!
>>31146481>implying redheads can tanWe're basically vampires, bro.
>>31146495WAT HAV U DUN!?
>>31146513>no soul>hurt by sunlight>afraid of fireYup, it adds up.
>>31146495And with roll you have my vote!Full NUDISTO BEEACH STRIP STRIP!
>>31146495It's...Beautiful.
>>31146404
>>31146404Rena has negative curves.What the hell.I'm beginning to think she didn't go through puberty.
>>31146404That flat body. From shoulders down to legs a perfect square.
>>31146572fag
>>31146572no.
>>31146572not sorry enough, friend. not sorry enough.
>>31146572But she just looks like a man now, not a beautiful futa. Give her a bigger bust.
>>31146572
>>31146572OH GOD MAH EYES! SPOIL THAT NOW!
>>31146615What if it's a tail?
>>31146633 or a turd
>>31146495Get a load of this guy.
>>31146572/d/ pls
>>31146633you'd better hope it is, because the alternatives are... unpl>>31146649you FUCKER.
>>31146666Don't worry, Ultra-Satan. It's just an abnormally large clit.
>>31146404Ask how fanfic you was able to steal powers.
>>31146572And here I am, without my reaction images.Good thing URLs work just as well for images.
>>31146633We miss our catgirl Rena overlord.
>>31146650Well, it's not like their Double DTR was any fucking use, was itDOHOHOHOHO
>>31146404wear something less revealing
>>31146572THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, YOU FUCKER
>>31146404She really needs to read less porn.
Does Jade have the Magical Vampire Rena costume with her?
>>31146732and write less porn
>>31146754colour ver when
"One more, and then I'm done."JR: "Aww. Okay, but I get to pick out which one.""Fine.">Another quick change later..."The hell is this!?"JR: "It's from my favorite anime! A friend of mine was working on a slashfic where you and Ryuko need to spy on COVERS and-""I'm taking this off...">Rena returns with her normal, casual outfit."So, in that fanfic of yours. Did I blind Sparkle?"JR: "Yeah! You just straight up yanked her eye out. I'm... Sorry if it was a bit gorey. Sometimes stuff like that really adds to... Wait, did you read my fanfic!?"Uhm...
>>31146754Don't ruin the magic of this by putting the costume on real Rena.
>>31146787was there... dimension hopping?
>>31146787No, but tell me more. Don't leave anything out.
>>31146787UHDOES FANFIC ME STEAL THE POWERS OF OTHER HEROES NERVOUS NO I'M TOTALLY FINE AHAHAHAHA
>>31146787Could you write a very happy ending to that. No hurries. Just do it RIGHT NOW.
>>31146787FANFICS CONFIRMED FOR CANONWas any cat golem that stole powers?
>>31146787We need to read this. She needs to finish this.
>>31146787Oh god. Oh god fucking damn it. I didn't actually want to be right.
>>31146787Actually, Jade, I didn't have a lot of time to read it lately. Been busy with Hero stuff and all that. But do you think you could read it to me?
>>31146825of course, the real question in this has to be...can we influence the outcome by asking Jade to change the ending?
>>31146787glorious
>>31146787You might want to tell her that her fanfic might be the clue to figuring out what the evil alternate reality you who the HA and teh VA has been dealing with is actually up to.
>>31146787*hands on her shoulder* Take responsibility!
>>31146787Get her to write more.DON'T tell her about the real Evil Rena.
>>31146787you know that fanfic is REALLY similar to alternate evil rena
>>31146787Ask her how many people read the fanfic.I think the dreams of thousands of fangirls created that other timeline.Which clearly means Evil Rena can be made not evil if Jade writes an ending to it where she isn't evil anymore. Trust me, I saw it in a movie.
>>31146787Tell her it's eerily similar to an alternate dimension you have knowledge of. Ask her to write the rest. Soon.
>>31146787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOt0tW26hRY ACTIVATE THREAD MUSIC
>>31146787Jade. Have you ever, messed with reality warping artifacts?
Rolled 12>>31146787How exactly did the evil Rena steal powers, Jade?Also, Rena that was awesome and I salute you- you should also look into transforming Sailor Uniforms.
Rolled 13>>31146787Yes I did, I anxiously wait for the next part.Could Jade Revolver have some odd ability to warp reality or see stuff from different dimensions?
>>31146787fanfic alternate reality.get somebody to happyending boring hogwash hogwash
>>31146787No, that's why we're so interested in it. Tell us everything that happens in it.
>>31146404Place her in the sadder box.
>>31146787[X] >>31146865>>31146871I was actually listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8GekR3EwBs ever since that 20.
>>31146903Is there anything in those costumes that you MIGHT actually wear, Rena? Something to, I dunno, accessorise your normal costume?
>Rena in Junketsu
>>31146941There's only one song that really needs played every thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVOHfZ_k_Oo
what does rena do with all the fanmail she started getting?
>>31146787You should talk to Jade about what normal people wear.
>>31146887The latter isn't entirely unheard of. I think there was a Justice League episode that mentioned that.
>>31146941>Bridgette in SenketsuDelinquent mode, GO!
>>31146787You know, she could tell us everything about it while we go clothes shopping.Might as well treat Jade to something. And ask her if she messed with some artifacts recently.How much money do we have, and how much would it cost to get another uniform?
>>31146941Let me do one better.Evil Rena in Junketsu.
>>31147004Yes.
Rolled 10>>31146787You are now realizing that EVERYONE has seen you like this now... probably.NUDISTO BEEEAAACH RENA action figures, people.You enjoyed the outfit didn't you Rena?
>>31147004>>31147025Who is this and why does she look like a genderswapped Gamzee?
you know what spine ravager would be good as?A chiropractor.
Holy shit that overrated show invaded here now?
>>31147038We know what Bridgette and Shadow Man are buying with their next salary.
"I haven't had much time to read it, sorry. Why don't you tell me more?"RM: "Mistress, this is very similar to-""Shh. Jade?"JR: "Hehe... Having you interested in my fic now kinda makes me embarrassed... It's just something I write for fun.""Do a lot of people read it?"JR: "Thousands!"".... So, tell me more. Like who killed Bridgette and what happens next."JR: "Well it was actually Anti-Hero! You know how she can be sometimes. So before you beat up Sparkle you had found out a power that you had. You called it the Aura of Normality. With it you reduced anyone's powers and after channeling that powering into a legendary katana you were able to make it so that not only did their powers fade but you gained them too! Anyway you beat up Sparkle, made her yours, and now you're just waiting for other heroes to try and rescue her. Like I said I haven't thought up the rest yet.""Do you... Do you think you can write a happy ending?"JR: "Well... The problem is I can't really pick that. It sorta just... Comes to me. Like intuition. It's not really me writing it but just putting out thoughts that are already in my heads.""I see..."I have no idea what to make of all this. Is she part of the reason why this is happening or just some kind of seer?The kind of seer that can only see stuff about me. Is this like the next level of fandom?
>>31146787okay, let's cut to the chase and put on the magical girl outfit before getting to other activities.
>>31147087yes, it was noted. >>31145049
>>31147100Seers are known to be killed quite often, have her stay with you for now on.
>>31147100>"Do a lot of people read it?">JR: "Thousands!"So... A lot of people wanted it...
>>31147100I need to make a quick couple phonecalls.I'lluhbe right back.
>>31147100Yes Rena. Yes it is.
>>31147100that's weird.Your fanfiction is -just- like this new evil rena villain we've been dealing with
Rolled 17>>31147100Yes Rena, your alternate dimension self can be seen by her, deeper than anyone.Oh shit, the Katana. Get ahold of the Katana and you can have anyone's powers you want, Rena.
>>31147100Call Sparkle. Anything every that you don't know how to deal with, just call Sparkle.
>>31147100so she's steven king in the dark tower series, the larro version.
>>31147100>Call Sparkle and Bridgette they may want to hear this
>>31147100So apparently Larro watches Supernatural. We should call her Trout from now on.
that. fucking. sword.Call Bridgette. You need to know what happened to that sword.
>>31147100Well I guess we're befriending her dad first then.
>>31147100This sounds like our work from when Bridgette touched the sword but I don't remember us being inside JR's head.Maybe if we actually WERE in her head we could fix this.Also, it sounds like the dream sword is what gave Evil Rena her power stealing abilities.
>>31147100Call Sparkle, this is kind of important.
What color eyes does Rena have? I'm dong something truly awful.
>>31147100We need that sword.
>>31147173and call Raindrops. It's urgent.We have an artifact that needs Identified.
>>31147136Thousands of orks.
>>31147100Sounds like she's a seer, yes. Tell her you'd like to see her finish it soon so you can read it, or at least, read what she writes next. I doubt she will be able to completely finish it because the ending hasn't happened yet, but you might be able to get some more details about Evil Rena's plans before she opens the next dimensional gate.So ask her to keep you updated on her progress. You'd like to read it as she writes it. Then I guess play some video games with her until it's time for her to leave- after she leaves call Sparkle and tell her about Jade's power and the alt-Rena's real Aura of Normality.
>>31147100So JR is Drosselmeyer. We can work with this.
>>31147193You are indeed dong something awful.
>>31147046Ryuko from Kill la Kill? Didn't keep up with the show?
>>31147195I'm not convinced we need it.But it's important.If it can give alt-Rena powers... maybe it can block them, too.
>>31147100You know, we should keep an eye on her. If NegaRena finds out about this, she'll come for the Seer.In the meantime, offer her some drinks and snacks, we have a quick call to make.Maybe call Sparkle over.
Rolled 14, 19 = 33>>31147193Freckled redhead, I'd assume dull green. Brownish-green.
>>31147250>If NegaRena finds out about thisshe knows. She has to. Alt JR, remember?
Rolled 18>>31147246please, we all know where this will end. A Metal as fuck Katana fight to the death between Rena and Evil Rena.
>>31147267NO. TO THE PAIN!
>>31147265Wait, what happened to JR in her fanfiction?
>>31147267Please, don't turn this quest into a powerlevel shitfest. We fight with the power of love and friendship. BlindSparkle never forget.
>>31147267In skimpy outfits!We've already gotten naked! Now nothing can inhibit us!Kill la Kill loos set to be the next TTGL in terms of shoe horning, meme spouting cancer. For some reason, I'm okay with it, like I was okay with the MGR references in MGNQ, because the series really does inject a lot of fun into an already fun quest.
>>31147305...she's a total mary sue?
>>31147305Yeah.It isn't really fanfiction until the author self-inserted into the story at least once afterall.
>>31147152nopethis is an alternate version of Rena that actually has the aura or normalityours doesn't have that, she lied about it
>>31147267>implying it won't end in emotional hugs and crying and Rena finally going through puberty and getting all those hormones at onceActually, question for Rena: you've had your period, right?>>31147326No, fuck you, MGNQ used to be good but ever since Siberia the playerbase has turned Chiaki into fun-hating cancer, and Decu has facilitated and even encouraged it.
>>31147365That doesn't rule out of the possibility of Rena actually having it too.The thing about an Aura of Normality is that it's pretty hard to verify. Hell, that's WHY Rena lied about having it in the first place.
I think I should call Sparkle..>Rena spends a few more hours chatting idly with Jade Revolver and playing a few video games. After a nice lunch together the girl leaves, thanking Rena again for a nice evening.>Rena picks up her phone and calls Sparkle.MGS: "Rena?" What is it? I'm a bit busy right now.""I need to talk to you about something important..."=======================================MGS: "I see... Perhaps that's her super power, then. One of them, at least. I don't think it was that cutting sword that helped. It's more of a longsword than a katana. But if we could find something like that maybe we can try it with you? It's possible... But unlike this alternate Rena I don't think you have an Aura of Normality power. I'm not sure if this girl will lead to any more clues but you should keep a close eye on her. I get the feeling that she'll be important.""Will do."MGS: "I swear, the weirdest things happen around you... Well, is there anything else you want to tell me?"
No, but seriously
>>31147412Didn't your son used to be a snake?
>>31147412Squee! Lookit Baby monster.
>>31147438Give us the version without the text.
>>31147412"How do I find Raindrops?I'll take the Renamobile!"
>>31147412>I swear, the weirdest things happen around you...AURA OF ABNORMALITY CONFIRMEDIT WAS FORESHADOWED FROM THE BEGINNING !
>>31147412maybe we have an aura of wierdness instead?
>>31147412I did good beating Spine Ravager.R-right?
>>31147412>BenBen playing with Sparkle's ahogeOh SQUEE
Rolled 17>>31147100How is your son?
>>31147438so pretty
>>31147412That is so goddamn adorable
>>31147412Squee over the cute thing.
>>31147046>not keeping up with Kill la KillPig in human clothing. It's like you don't even care about saving anime.
>>31147441I find it amazing that people are hung up on this when EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF THE MONSTER FAMILY IS A SHAPESHIFTER of some stripe.
>>31147412tell BenBen Auntie Rena says hi
>>31147412when is the next egg due?i promise not to drop it this time!
>>31147464I'm clearly not done coloring it
>>31147492What's Kill la Kill? Is it like Homestuck?
>>31147412How is the baby?
>>31147475Oooh, that's her hair thing. I thought he'd somehow gotten hold of a baby-sized scimitar.
>>31147412Mention dressing up as Sparkle.Also that in the alt-verse you tore out her other eye.
>>31147506>when is the next egg due?Sometime in the next millenium or two
>>31147412I am the best at hero questobjectively>>31147410it's easy to verify here, she's been around a ton of supers with no effectit's ruled out
>>31147438oh goshtextless pls>>311475120/10 way too obvious
>>31147512Kill la Kill is TTGL, but about a girl becoming a woman instead of a boy becoming a man.
>>31147412We opened a bank account! And beat up the Spine Ravager!Also, do you need any help?
>>31147528>MEANWHILE, AT RAINDROPS' PLACEaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg
>>31147536Okay, okay, you got me. Still haven't seen KlK yet.
>>31147412Well, Rena's superpower in this universe appears to be Friendship, maybe even Monster Taming. If we can hone that, then it'll help. Ask Sparkle about that possibility.
>>31147506When Raindrops returns from her trip.
>>31147530>it's easy to verify here, she's been around a ton of supers with no effectDude, she defeated the Spine Ravager today by winking at him.
>>31147412ask sparkle how the baby is doing.
>>31147566Well you missed out.Go marathon it right now. Watch it for Gamagoori if nothing else.
>>31147612i don't think he's the kind that likes lolrandumb shows.
>>31147612>Gamagoori>not Takarada
>>31147646That is also too obvious.
>>31147649Oi you! Shut yo mouf!
"How's the baby?"MGS: "He's doing well, thank you. Ben and I were thinking about taking him by to visit the other Heroes later. Hope to see you there.""I'll definitely be there.">The two of them chat for a bit more before she hangs up.What if I do have an amazing Aura of Normality power? I can just negate others by being near them.I think this may be worth investigating a bit.But with who?
We are about to reach the depth of the board.New thread soon.
>>31147712let's go give ignis a hug.if it burns, we don't have the aura.
>>31147712Madam Hourglass?
>>31147712>Sparkle smilingOh my god.
Rolled 12, 18 = 30>>31147712You could test it with Sparkle when you head up to meet her? She's got the most noticeable and measurable power set and she wouldn't screw you over, would she?
>>31147712caffornicator, make her go slow
Rolled 11>>31147712You have an aura of weirdness. Ask Bob.
>>31147712Ask Bridgette.Tell her to shoot some fire at you.Channel your inner College-Dropout and try to reject the reality of the situation.
>>31147712Shadow Man of course !
>>31147712Oh god he's adorable.
>>31147712Shadow Man apparently has a hard time hiding near you. Experiment by having him in a dark room where he should be invisible, have someone verify that, then walk in.
>>31147712Caffornicator. She's always up for some experimenting.
>>31147712>Sparkle smiling>Benben chewing on her hairOh God my heart.Anyway, is Bridgette doing something? We could spar with her for a bit.And if we're going to the Hero Association later on, buy some cake for Anti-Hero.
>>31147612>marathoning KLK>not carefully dosing it 1 or 2 eps a dayAn episode in the morning can keep you "Wtf? That was awesome!" for a day.
>>31147712Caffornicator
>>31147774>"Caffornicator, I need your help. I want to... experiment...">She's already got an arm wrapped around our shoulder.On a scale of yes to noyes
>>31147779>a whole dayMaybe 10 minutes at best.
>>31147774>>31147780Gotta say Rena is like the only person that managed to slow her down, so... it could work.
>>31147780all of them. At once.You beat Spine Ravager today. If someone can beat you, well... That's gotta count for a lot of Kudos right now
>>31147712>caffornicatormaybe she'll turn into the most shy girl in the world.
>>31147808>gets hyped for 10 minutes at bestDo you last this short in the other fun things as well?
Rolled 14>>31147712someone unlikely to kill you and willing to humor you. Or die if they lose powers, too I guess.How about Monster Master?Bring the NUDISTO BEEEAAAACH! spirit and costume with you, just in case.
Caffornicator it is! The girl seems helpful enough.>She heads on to the Hero Association and finds the coffee-based Hero chilling in the S-Class lounge.CF: "Heyyy, Sexy~ How's it goin?""Good. Uhm... Is your neck okay?"CF: "Haha, yeah. One of my interests got a little bitey. What's up?""I was wondering if I could test something with you?"CF: "Oh~~~? What is it?""I wanna see if I can negate powers."CF: "Oh...""So I want you to come at me as fast as you can, okay? But don't kill me. Just... Tap my head or something."CF: "Hehe, alright. But on one condition.""What is it?"CF: "You're cool with the monster family, right? If I do tap you you gotta put in a good word for me with Monster Master. Does that sound fair?"
Why aren't one of you stopping me?
>>31147873because it's fucking beautiful
>>31147872Sure!
>>31147851It's just not that hype, except for a few select episodes.
>>31147872I'll...try.
>>31147873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k
>>31147873Don't forget the rocks are magical too.
>>31147872Duh! Why wouldn't you?
>>31147872I heard you two were hitting it off on your own. You don't need my help silly, just be confident
>>31147872...what kind of good word? Just 'hey Caffornicator sure is awesome and rad'?
>>31147872Sure.
>>31147712Really you should ask Prince or another scientifically minded super to run a battery of tests; we don't even know how exactly the Aura of Normality is supposed to work. Perhaps inclde a someone supernatural just in case superscience isn't abnormal enough to be affected.
>>31147872Do it
>>31147872I'll do that either way, caffornicator.I mean, what are friends for?
>>31147872sure okay, i don't think it will change anything though.
>>31147935Do this.
Rolled 14>>31147872Sure. We can try to set you up with Bridgette too.
>>31147872A good word? Like what?
"Sure. I'll tell her how cool you are and stuff."CF: "And mention that my saliva is essentially coffee.""Uhm, sure."CF: "Awesome. You ready?""Yeah."CF: "Okay... Here I come.">Roll 1d20
>>31147873hair needs to be orange.
>>31147872What? You want to become friends with Cynthia?Sure, why not. I can give you her number if you want right now.
Rolled 7>>31147958>mention that my saliva is essentially coffee."
>>31147940Cynthia is just kind of naturally bitey.But hey, you're still alive, it must mean you're getting someplace.
Rolled 17>>31147958WOOO
Rolled 6>>31147958
>>31147958Rolling for speed
Rolled 8>>31147958late
Rolled 19>>31147958Oh dear.
Rolled 1>>31147958
Rolled 11>>31147958Here we go.
Rolled 13>>31147958
>>31147989you DENSE motherfucker
Rolled 10>>31147958Coffee saliva? I wonder how that feels slobbered all over your peno.
Rolled 11>>31147958
Rolled 5>>31147958
Rolled 9>>31147958So, we're trying to succeed with standing still?
>>311479896th roll.Oh bother.
Rolled 7>>31147989>no 20sWe're screwed.
How mediocre.
Rolled 12>>31148010did someone call for a 20
Rolled 14>>31147958
Rolled 4>>31148015obviously not.
what's the cut off for rolls? is there one?
Rolled 2>>31147958>>31147989Oh, dear. Look like we're going to have to get desperate for this.
>Caffornicator is gone in the blink of an eye.>But instead of a tap on the head Rena feels... Nothing.>She opens her eye and sees Caffornicator standing not to far away.CF: "Haha... I don't know. When you make that cute face I just can't find it in me to hurt ya haha. Sorry, Rena. We can try again if ya want."
Rolled 18>>31147958DICE GODS DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Rolled 8>>31148034UNO MAS
Rolled 6>>31148034
>>31148034Be serious, Caffornicator. We need to know if our aura really works.
Rolled 17>>31147958
Rolled 5>>31148034Try again!
Rolled 4>>31148034Once more.
Rolled 16>>31148034Alright. Do..something?
Rolled 13>>31148034Oho
Rolled 11Wha... Did my one actually count?I don't actually know what rolls count or not.
Rolled 18>>31148039I don't suppose I could put this towards >>31148034 could I?
>>31148034...huh. Wait, try again but make an effort to look cute.
Rolled 20>>31148034Try again and again until it works.You need RESOLVE, Rena.You've taken steps down this path, so you've got to see it through without losing your way.JR believes in you, lots of people do.So don't let them down.
>>31148069Hohlee shit.
Rolled 6>>31148069Good job.
Rolled 20>>31148034Alright!
>>31148069Ha. Fitting.
>>31148055I think that might actually be a clue.There's definately something at play. This is how we've won most fights. The opponent just goes "aw, not gonna hurtcha."
>>31148069AW SHIT
Rolled 9>>31148069wat
>>31148069Resolve rolled.>>31148074And confirmed.
>>31148034I get it.Has anyone read A Spell For A Chameleon?Rena's power is like Bink's magic. It only works in subtle ways.
Rolled 3>>31148074>>31148069Finally.
>>31148069>>31148074Did we just grab her hand or something?
Rolled 8We just need to believeAlso, Larro, could you add some awesome text to this or tell me how to correct the coloring?
>>31148094We grabbed something all right.*honk* adventure!
>>31148094no, we just put 2 and 0 together and got 20.or to put it another way, we just got something.Now we need to confirm it with SCIENCE!
>>31148086So its like best of 10 rolls?
Rolled 3>>31148126Good question.
>>31148105The rocks being sparkly looks wrong.
>>31148087Ah, yes. It must have been acting in specific ways to negate everyone's powers of observation.
>>31148105Man, that's beautiful.
Rolled 15>>31148105>filenameBut why would we want to?
>>31148074>>31148069>Rena builds up the resolve needed to activate any super power! She thinks of all the people who depends on her!>Away with the cute face, Rena puts on her serious face!>There is a rush of air!>Rena sneezes.CF: "Haha, sorry Rena. I... What?">Rena dodged Caffornicator's attack with a sneeze.CF: "... Uh... That has never happened before."
>>31148105Lose the eye shine.
>>31148105Larro usually comments at the end of the thread. He's probably a bit busy running now, but don't be discouraged.
>>31148094...Rena just decafinated her, didn't she? Oh god, the withdrawls ... good job guys, now C now turns evil.
>>31148174CAFFORNICATOR IS 2SLOW
>>31148174YOU GOT THE TOUCHYOU GOT THE POWERRRRRRRR
>>31148174Oh no, Sparkle's Luck is interfering!Try to be less lucky!
Rolled 11>>31148174KEEP ROLLING
>>31148174Super luck or super power?You decide!
>>31148174
>>31148174Your powers work in subtle ways, Rena.
>>31148174IT WORKED! Tell her thanks for the confirmation, and not to feel bad, that was just you nullifying her power.
>>31148182We triggered our super luck.Or is that Sparkle's enchantment?
Rolled 3>>31148174Become speed itself!Or the embodiment of normalfag!We're not picky!
>>31148174You've got it, Rena! NOW PUSH HARDER.
>>31148174...subtle, isn't it?
Rolled 1>>31148174Oh god. Use your power to ruffle her hair.
>>31148203Perhaps too subtle.
>>31148188Yeah, the song for our training montage.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
>>31148174well, the luck still works
>>31148174Have her try hitting someone else.
>>31148222subtle enough to be debateable.
>>31148231...our hair is gonna get ruffled.
Rolled 20>>31148174Again, Rena. You're not the most talented person. You're not a genius, nor are you especially talented or born with power. Nor were you someone people could call special.But then you stood up for yourself and fought back.And now everyone's watching you Rena.So, even if you fail, or make a mistake get back up and brush yourself off and keep on fighting.Because so many are now looking up to you.
>>31148269Caffo backhands us by accident.
>>31148174Luck aura?Maybe?
Rolled 5>>31148142fine
>>31148245Oh, good idea. If it's really nerfing Caffornicator's powers, then someone near us will be able to dodge too. Luck won't come into play because Rena won't be the one targeted.
>>31148278IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>31148250>>31148222
>>31148232>>31148250but at the same token, noticable enough that it doesn't seem like a huge stretch that it _could_ potentially have unforseen interactions with another power source.Did Sparkle and Benben turn up yet? Rena had a wierd effect on Benben's egg.
>>31148290YES. Perfect.
>>31148231>>31148278Caffo and Rena ruffle each other's hair?I'm okay with this.
>>31148278>>31148231Super luck or super power?YOU DECIDE!
Rolled 5>>31148174"I'm not sure if that was me canceling your power or luck. We should probably try one more time."
>>31148286>Luck aura?more likely MGS's luck enchantment than an aura.
>>31148290Rock magic looks better but I still really dont care for the eye shine. Also maybe thicken the line between iris and sclera.
>>31148069>>31148278moot, pls
>>31148325It's that. Sparkle mentioned how she kept that thing active on Rena, and was planning on taking it back eventually.
>>31148290now have her go Super Saiyan
CF: "Okay... That didn't count. I'm coming at you again.""Eh?"CF: "Can't tell if that was really your power or just luck. This time I won't hold back.""W-what?">Caffornicator runs at Rena. Before the poor girl can react she feels something slammed into her face, sending her falling backwards. She jumps up, blood pouring down her nose."WHY!?"CF: "Uh... I thought maybe you uhm...""That really hurt! Ow!"CF: "Sorry...""Please don't do that again!"CF: "... Okay. My bad. I'm, like, super sorry. Promise I won't hit you again.""Thank you...">Caffornicator, for the first time Rena could see, looks genuinely sorry about that.CF: "I'll uh... Just get going...""Hey. I'm not mad at you or anything... Just, be careful."CF: "Okay..."That really hurt... At least she won't do it again.But now I know for sure I don't have an aura of power negation.I was being super serious that time."Should we try it again?"CF: "I.... Really don't wanna hit you anymore. Even a little. Sorry. You totally win the bet."Great. Now I'll never know.
>>31147851He doesn't last long in bed either.
>>31148361...could something have HAPPENED to Rena's aura of normality?
>>31148372Let's go visit Sparkle and Bridgette.
>>31148372Since you're here Rena, how about a cuppa coffee?
Rolled 15>>31148385Yeah, we lost it when we got a super power
>>31148372Don't worry, you'll still put in a good word. Now just stop the bleeding.
>>31148372>You totally win the bet.what bet?we made a bet?
>>31148372she feels bad about hitting youhug her
>>31148385...maybe it was supposed to be given to her, and she never got given it here for some reason?
Rolled 5>>31148372Rena, ask her why she loves Cynthia.
>>31148372Rena, she normally moves at the power of light. You shouldn't have even SEEN HER MOVE. Also you should be dead- we saw what happens when she punches someone: they disintegrate from the impact of something moving at the speed of light. You were definitely slowing her down, just not enough to stand a chance.On the other hand, you are also making it hard for her to hit you when you look helpless/adorable. Test THAT next. Find someone who shouldn't have any issues punching you, and look cute at them when they try to hit you.
>>31148372Just because Caffornicator was able to hit Rena doesn't mean she lost her Aura of Normalcy.In fact, if you think about it, by getting hit Rena was able to make CF feel really bad about it, so bad in fact that she will probably hesitate in the future.Thus, in a roundabout way, the aura still works.
>>31148411how could we lose what we never had?
>>31148372You asked her to hit you. Don't let her leave thinking it's all her fault! Hug her!Also contemplate your near-supernatural ability to inspire guilt and pity.
>>31148372Well that obviously was our Sparke's luck playing up. Seeing it was based on a dice roll.
>>31148372Tell her your still putting in a good word for her.
>>31148372It's okay, really. We wanted to test it out, it's our fault.Come on, Caffo, take Rena to get her nose fixed and on a nice cup of coffee or something.Might as well get to know each other better as friends.Because Rena's power was always FRIENDSHIP.
>>31148441>thinking caffornicator was going all out>thinking caffornicator was moving at even 1% of her max speedtop fucking lel m8
>>31148372I'll still tell monster master to go easy on you.ow.
Rolled 20>>31148372Its alright to cry, Rena. When things seem like they're getting to be too much, when something very sad happens, and when something very happy happens.But if you're crying because something hurts, then grit those teeth and blink away those tears.And then others seem like they're ready to cry, extend a helping hand of your own.Kindness that cannot hurt is more important than Strength that cannot be hurt. Never forget your kind Heart, Rena
>>31148426It's inactive because we got back our Vampire powers when Bridgette beat up the Cat Golem.
>>31148473The hell man...
>>31148473INSPIRATIONAL ANONHOW
>>31148473WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO GET THESE FUCKING ROLLS
>>31148473WHAT ARE YOU
>>31148486
>>31148473... Can we get something for this? Please?
Rolled 18>>31148473>>31148278>>31148069What the fuck.
>>31148500He is covered in Dice God Love
>>31148473>>31148278>>31148069c'mon, moot
[x] Hug Caffornicator.
>>31148522...more 'dorable Benben is a perfectly acceptable trade
>>31148473Haha, you're gonna make me blush. But,yeah. My mom always told me to be nice to people so that isn't a problem for me.Man that can be my super power. Just being a nice person, you know?... Nah. That really ain't much of a power. But still I know what you mean."Hey, seriously. I'm okay.">She gives Caffornicator a hug."I asked you to hit me so you hit me. We're cool."CF: "Really?""Yeah."CF: "Hehe. Alright.">She ruffles Rena's hair. The two of them talk about the possibility of Rena having super powers. Caffo mentions that the fact that she even dodged her punch the first time, even on accident, means that she must have some crazy good luck or something. As for what other powers... She shrugs and claims that without more testing she can't possible know. She jokingly teases that maybe being so darn adorable is your power. She laughs it off and after some more idle chatter the two of you part ways.I think I made a new friend. Let's see if I can visit Bridgette. I wanna see that baby.>As Rena goes outside she sees someone waiting for her with a bouquet of flowers.... Oh boy.
>>31148548She gets all of the hugs, then we have some coffee with her.
>>31148560Get loved tenderly. HAHAAHAAHA!
>>31148560Oh come on.
>>31148560He seems like a nice guy.
Rolled 16>>31148560SPINE RAVAGEEEEEEEEEER
>>31148560WELCOME TO THE FRIEND ZONE, SPINE RAVAGER!
>>31148441>On the other hand, you are also making it hard for her to hit you when you look helpless/adorable. Test THAT next. Find someone who shouldn't have any issues punching you, and look cute at them when they try to hit you.
>>31148560>Accept flowers, invite out to a local café. Have a nice friendly chat, no romance here at all, we're too dense to notice right?
>>31148560Your biggest fan, Rena. BIGGEST. FAN.
Rolled 3>>31148560Have coffee with Spine Ravager
>>31148560Just go on a date with him Rena, he's cute.
>>31148560I...I see.It looks like this is a ship that has to sail. It's holding rena's spine hostage.
>>31148560well, after going on about what a nice person you are it's not like you can turn him downheheheheheheehe
>>31148560You gonna get friendzoned, hard.
>>31148593>>31148441I think we already did that with Spine Ravager. Dude should have totally ravaged our spine, but a cute look totally disarmed him.
>>31148560remark on his dedication on finding a bowtie that large.
>>31148560Bridget is watching very very clos- nope she fell to the floor laughing and can't breathe.
>>31148560Just go get coffee with him or something, shouldn't be too bad right?
Disturbing thought:What if Spine Ravager is a fanfic writer?What if Spine Ravager is a member of Jade Revolver's fanfic circle?
Rolled 10>>31148560I've got nothing.Good luck with that Rena.
>>31148630would she keep laughing if this continued all the way through marriage, with rena looking terrified the entire time?
>>31148621Kay, what does a Spine Ravager look for in an actual mate?We have to find someone to set this dude up with. He seems like a solid citizen apart from that whole spine ravaging thing.
>>31148560BEST COUPLE IS BEING BORN
>>31148621Yeah but that's only one point of data. We need to make sure it's something she can use reliably.
>>31148649That image is both disturbing yet hilarious.
Rolled 18>>31148638What if Jade Revolver and Spine Ravager team up to teach Rena the joys of fan fiction
Rolled 11>>31148560Welp.
>>31148609
Rolled 6>>31148346bleh>>31148370too much workI should probably delete all the earlier versions or something.
>him>heLiterally nothing indicates it has a gender, or if it does, that it's male.
>>31148560Here did SR find a comb big enough?
Rolled 5>>31148658A mate with a strong backbone.Double chapter tonight?
>>31148649already aboard that ship captain!>>31148659100% agree!
>>31148560Pretty sure SR can shapeshift, get him to do it or have Monster Dad make it so. See the bishonen.
>>31148560I'll admit he looks pretty sweet in that bowtie, how did he get one that size?
>>31148560Yeah, sorry, bad time, we just got our nose broken in training.
>>31148698I hope there's a double chapter.
>>31148691Eyes are a bit dodgy.
>>31148695Well, either that or it's a Lesbian Spine Ravager.Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Rolled 17>>31148720What does that even mean? I should not be in charge of doing this
>>31148560
terrified rena X spine ravager best ship
Rolled 2>>31148560Your luck reminds me of someone. Just... stay away from fires and Routers, Rena.
Eight hundred posts!
And so ends another chapter! I hope you all had fun and as always I will post when the next one begins on twitter. Thanks for reading everyone. As a bonus here's the Nudist Beach outfit without the sparkles.>>31148290I really love it! Like the others said the only thing I would change is adding some black back to her eyes but other than that it looks really really good.>>31148698Sadly there will not be one tonight... I gotta do some paperwork and plan for the next one. Luckily the next one won't be too far away.Re-posted due to forgetting freckles again...
>>31148773Thanks for the thread, as always, and good night!
>>31148773Thanks for running man, great thread as always.See you next time.
>>31148773Thanks for the thread, keep up the good work~
>>31148773Thank you for the thread, Larro. You're a really cool guy.
No more from meAt least until we get more flatfics
>>31148951That rocks Anon.
So next thread we're saving Rena from her date?
>>31149047next thread we play an entirely different character.When we check back on rena, she's "going steady".she doesn't like it.
>>31148951So Larro Explained how eyes work
Rolled 15>>31149047No, we're likely to try to save the Spine Ravager from Rena. Save him from becoming heart broken in the friendzone
>>31145269>. Sparkle? Sparkle you saw that too, right? I mean she totally won but-"Its not like Sparkle hasn't done worse to win a fight.
>>31149088>we play as the Spine Ravager on his date>the thread ends with him, Bridgette and Shadowman in a bar
>>31149111has shadowman already given up?I don't think he has yet
>>31149081Better. Not quite perfect yet.
>>31149081That's really really good. Feel proud, Anon.
>>31149126He said he's not giving up.So, I guess it's Shadowman's turn in the spotlight while everyone laughs at Rena's misfortune.
>>31149146BAH
>>31149191Beautiful.
>>31146404>I haven't thought of the rest yetHow has no one mentioned this yet? JR holds the answers on how to be alt-Rena. She fucking CREATED alt-Rena.
No I'm not putting more effort into this one, enjoy the laugh
Rolled 17>>31149244snrk
>>31149191That's exactly what I meant! It looks great.>>31149244That is not canon, sir!
>>31149244We need to go bigger.
we sort of ran off on jade revolver, I notice
>>31149367We spent several hours with her.Though we should hang out more. Maybe visit her fanclub or something.
>>31149367>Rena spends a few more hours chatting idly with Jade Revolver and playing a few video games. After a nice lunch together the girl leaves, thanking Rena again for a nice evening.nope
>>31149367No we didnt. We spent like the whole day with her. We said goodbye and everything.
>>31149088Maybe Spine Ravager is a distant cousin of The Monster so we can bring him with us to go visit them.
>>31149518Or Ben's old college buddy.
we should ask spine ravager what his hobbies are
