Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>... Some stuff happened. We'll just continue where we left off.
"Explain it to me again."Pr: "It's quite simple, really. See the 'Rena' we fought is simply from an alternate timeline. It's theorized that for each choice we make in life there is an offshoot reality for the choice we didn't make.""That sounds like the plot to a bad sci-fi story."Pr: "Indeed it does. However it is quite real. Trust me, I'm pretty much a master of science.""Okay, so... Go on."Pr: "Well it seems that this Rena is one that made some very different life choices and turned evil. Not only that but she has somehow found a way to move in on different timelines. Or, at the very least, this particular timeline. My theory is that she must have some sort of stable door to this timeline that she's been using. I imagine keeping it open must take a tremendous amount of energy. I've attempted to do this like this myself but sadly no one thought that research into alternate timelines was worth the money. Well, look who just got proven wrong. Perhaps the money from an Alternate Timeline set of cards and figures will secure the funding I need t-"I can't believe this is happening. I am so confused right now that it hurts.
>>31084185just focus on what's important did evil Rena use tongue?
>>31084185>I can't believe this is happening. I am so confused right now that it hurts.I submit an alternate theory.You're currently being mind-whammied by that sword you're carrying, which is Artifact Level.
>>31084185Just drink more.Moooooooooooooore.
>>31084185Where the hell did good Rena go? She get her vampire powers back?
>>31084185I think right now you should try to understand the important questions:>What made her turn evil?>What powers does she have?>Is she a good kisser?>Would you actually look better with long hair?You know, the important stuff.
Oh hey, Rena isn't the protag again!Not that I mind, less shitty lasagna/rock/density jokes to tolerate
>>31084185So, uh, Rider seems to be leaking soul stuff out of her neck. I guess it's better than the alternative, but it's got to be kind of distracting. Is that okay?...and how'd she make sure the one drink she had didn't leak out of her soul-tracheotomy?THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.
>>31084185Ask Rider how she's doing. I mean, the girl -did- kind of lose her head there. Maybe she has a spirit that was killed by Evil Rena? Or maybe we can use the sword to see if Evil Rena has any other connections that we can track down?
>>31084185>>31084236Yeah, just booze up until everything makes sense.Oh! Maybe you could call Rena and ask her about all this! Maybe she has some insight into her psychotic alternate selfwho am I kidding, I just wanna see what happens when Bridgette drunk calls her crush
>>31084185drink that thing in your hand.You need it.
>>31084185Ask Rena what is her opinion about this.
Pr: "I think the most important thing we should focus on here is where this door is. If we can simply destroy it then we have a great chance of-">>31084267She's here. Talking to Red Hammer and Robomaid. I just.. Wanted some time away from any Rena.>>31084304"Are you okay, Rider?"Ri: "I'm fine. The wound wasn't fatal. If she had aimed for my heart or brain I would be dead. Something like this will not kill me.">>31084269See, I'm not sure about the answer to any of those questions... ANY of them.Pr: "Perhaps maybe we can even use it ourselves to see what kind of-"That girl took down 3 S-Class Heroes and my father. I don't think there's a single one of us who can beat her on our own. We'd have to assemble everyone, I think. And why is she even here?It can't be that I summoned her with that sword. I didn't want any of this!Ri: "Monster Maestro. You shouldn't drink so much. You may be needed later.""Yeah..."Where the hell do I even go from here? The girl is gone but I can't just pretend this didn't happen.
>>31084185Ponder if Alterena would be a good GF.
>>31084405FORM THE DREAM TEAM
>>31084405What do you mean you don't know the answer to any of those questions?You know a lot about Rena. Is there anything you can think of that would turn her evil. Or worse, turn her competent.And, she kissed you. How can you not know if she was any good at it?
>>31084405Drink until you forget it happened, that's even better than pretending it didn't happen.
>>31084405>The girl is gone but I can't just pretend this didn't happen.Oh, Bridgette, you're not going to fall for a simple Mind Whammy, are you. This trick is so far below your level as a villain.It's like Villain 101, and you have a Doctorate in Villain-o-ology from Villain University. Which you stole- like any good villain.Quit ignoring it. You KNOW what's going on,WHERE IS THE GODDAMN SWORD THAT STARTED THIS MESS.
>>31084405think hard.what could you POSSIBLY DO to make your rena that motivated and competent?
>>31084413She mutilates people and is kinda crazy, in case you didn't notice
>>31084405Hm, check on the people who made contracts with Quantum Kitty. See if they've changed, their focuses have broken, something. You might also be able to track their relationship to Evil Rena. Maybe.As for Rena, just keep some distance from her. She could only make things work, and you really need to get over her and find some new cute girl to crush on. You know, that actually likes girls. (Rider has slept with Caffornicator by the way.)
>>31084413>Alterena>>31084475>NegaRenaI don't know which is a better name for this alternate reality Rena.>>31084483So?
>>31084405Perhaps you could ask your father for advice? I don't mean to stereotype your parent, but primordial entities such as he may know some other entities who could answer some questions about this alt-Rena.
>>31084405You know what? I have no idea where you should go next. However, you know that this evil Rena has a thing for you, so you *may* be able to bring her to you for some answers.
>>31084405We need you strong and focused. You need to ask Prince this:> Where could the alternate dimension door be?> Is there a way to find it, and possibly shut it down?> Could the sword be responsible for this?> What could she possibly want here?> How strong was she? He's one of the witnesses of her rampage.Answers, damn it.Then we'll see on notifying everyone and assembling who we can to deal with Evil Rena.
>>31084405Ask Rider if she feels as if any of her powers are damaged, or if that ability extended only to Dark Rena's Construct?What happened to it anyway?Also call your mom, ask if your dad's okay.
>>31084479Yes, consider this.You know of absolutely nothing that could turn Rena into this.It's inconcievable.Impossible even.Like an impossible dream....what was that sword powered by again?
Rena needs to take responsibility.Attempt to seduce her.
Sounds like it's time for the heroes and villains to consult the Eldritch powers that control their multiverse.Us.
>>31084490Another excellent suggestion, Because your dad would help, wouldn't he. But where is he. Why can't he help?Is it almost like you're, I don't know. Cut off from him? Like you're stuck in some magical limbo where The Monster has no influence?But what could cause that?
>>31084405rena:bumble around in the background.
>>31084528>>31084493>>31084475>>31084413Maybe Rena could seduce herself?
>>31084528Knock it off
>>31084576Knock her upSorry
All right, WE HEROQUEST NOW.
>>31084623It doesn't even make any sense
Ask Rider what to do about nagging voices that won't shut up
>>31084405Ask the Queen of the World. Wacky science comes with the territory of would-be world dominators.Meanwhile I think you should try to talk with the rest of the family a bit more.
>>31084490My father is here. He has been quiet. I think having his physical form so badly beaten has... Frightened him. He's still quite immortal but..."Hey, Prince."Pr: "Yes?""Is it possible that this alternate reality was created by that sword I had?"Pr: "That connection sword? While it is possible that you could have altered the timeline you could never change this one. It's simply impossible. Anything you do will always create an offshoot. So even if you desired something with that kind of blade it would never directly affect you, only another version of you. Also the blade is a mere tool. For it to truly work like that would require massive amounts of desire. A single person alone could not possible create an entirely new timeline. It would take dozens of people all with the same desire to even slightly alter the timeline."...................................."Is there a way to shut this door down?"Pr: "Of course there is. The only problem is actually 'finding' the door. The technology for it simply doesn't exist yet. We would have better luck completely obliterating the city to destroy it than just wandering around.""So what do we do then?"Pr: "We either wait til I create something that can find this door or comb the city and try and locate it. Both will take time I'm not sure we have. We don't know why she's chosen this timeline or anything about what she's after other than powers. At least, that's my theory. Monster Maestro, I think you should just leave this to the big Heroes. You've been a great help but you're not exactly a Hero or even a S-Class Villain."
>>31084678Well, fuck. We broke it.Sorry about that, miss.
>>31084678Fuck you Prince, you smug bastard. Bridgette is perfectly capable of holding her own.
>>31084405One thing we can investigate is Caffornicator. The cat golem said that she's supposed to be a villain. Find out why Caffornicator chose to be a hero instead of a villain and you might have a clue to what's different in the other timeline.P.S. the cat golem was an alternate version of Kitty I think.
>>31084678Halt.He said technology. What about MAAAAGIC?
>>31084678>that sword I hadWHAT. HAPPENED. TO. IT.THINK.
>>31084505Yeah, this. The Sword is literally made from dreams. And an reforge reality by cutting or forging new bonds.You said it yourself - it's the strongest weapon in existence.Ask yourself this - why wasn't the previous owner the ruler of the world?
>>31084678Give the prince the finger and confront californicator.
>>31084678"Evil Rena kicked everybody's ass. Rank don't mean shit, we're all canon fodder to her"
>>31084678Summon monsters to help, duh.He can be as smug as he wants, but he isn't the only one with subordinates at his beck and call.
>>31084678Bridgette, realize that this sword is the only thing that could have made Rena like that in the other timeline. Now feel bad and help them find the portal. It's probably in Rena's backyard.
>>31084678Fuck that, if she destroys the city then we won't have anybody to terrorize. Let's see if we can hunt down any connections to her. If she kissed us, she must have a huge connection to us that we can track.
>>31084678You can use the sword to find the portal!And ask your dad for advice (big guy needs a hug too) - he exists in multiple dimensions, he should know more about this stuff.Maybe even about Dark Rena.
>>31084678Man, Prince is such a douchebag
>>31084726>Ask yourself this - why wasn't the previous owner the ruler of the world?NERA needs to steal all the alter selves that didn't take the sword.
>>31084678Dozens of people with all the same desire? Isn't that US?Anyway, he's saying to let the heroes handle it. So don't let this spoil your date with Rider. Ask her about herself.
>>31084185But Prince, if we can access alternate timelines, we could reach every possible universe, no?We could find a universe where the entire world is made of money!
>>31084726She's either deliberately and wilfully ignoring this possibility, or something is preventing her from thinking about it.Three updates and she's not directly referenced it once.As expected of an Artifact Level magic item. It will not be drawn easilty.
>>31084678Yeah, because those big heroes had such a great succes a couple of hours ago.
>>31084779You raise a good point good sir.Flirt with Rider. We need something to unwind, and we will not be denied our reward for having to stoop to helping a hero.
>>31084779>Dozens of people with all the same desire? Isn't that US?...this is actually a fair point.It's easy to forget sometimes, she's so good at masking it, but as a Monster, Bridgette isn't exactly a normal human.
>>31084678You can summon monsters from anywhere in the world, right? If the two worlds are connected, is it possible you could summon a monster from the alternate world?
>>31084818Possible. And the thing disappeared during the fight with Dark Rena.>>31084913What IS the extent of Bridgette's powers anyway?She usually summons and controls monsters, but she's shown herself capable of controlling elementals (like Ignis), demons (the thing from AH's eye) and creatures made from despair. Could it be that she somehow summoned Dark Rena?
>>31084913> summoning things from a world where the evil that is Rena is LAWAnon...
>>31084913>is it possible you could summon a monster from the alternate world?possible? Maybe. But she'd need to be a lot closer to this hypothetical portal that we haven't seen actually exists with our own eyes yet.SWOOOOOOOOOOORD. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
>>31084913>>31084678Summon alternate you, ask her where it all went so badly wrong.Then tousle her hair. Just a little. It looks so nice when it's long!
the blade can't be responsible for this mess, it started well before we even knew the damn thing existed.
>>31084818Kiba no Tabishounen reference?
>>31084942I think Dark Rena is here by her own choice. Her golem minion has been doing the rounds for quite a while now.
"Yeah, no. You S-Class were such a great help before. Well fuck all of you. I'm going to try and get to the bottom of this as well and none of you can stop me."Pr: "Look, I really don't care if you die trying to solve this. Just please do so in a way that may net me some clues.">Bridgette finishes the rest of her drinks and leaves the bar. Rider and Rena look out to her as she slams the door shut behind her.>>31084725The sword... I gave it to Rider. She insisted on it and I didn't want to hold the thing any longer.I need to find out about any more inconsistencies.>>31084913Possible... I've never tried that kind of thing.Alright. Let's see what Caffornicator is doing.>The coffee Hero is easy enough to track down. Sitting in the S-Class room and sipping coffee, she smiles as Bridgette approaches.CF: "Hey there~ Monster Maestro, right? I was just talking to your sister.""I can see that. Listen, I need to ask you something. Why did you become a Hero and not a Villain?"CF: "Why? That's a pretty deep question hehe. I'll be honest with you, cutie, I'm a Hero just because the people here are great. They're an awesome bunch to hang around. Maybe not the S-Class so much, hehe. Buncha stiffs. But the others are fun. Though if I'd met your sister earlier...~"So that's it? Just because the people are better here?I... I thought all Heroes were Heroes for the same reason I'm a Villain. The enjoy what they do.
>>31084964Well, she IS a monster...
>>31084967>it started well before we even knew the damn thing existed.Two seperate messes, chief.If we got drawn into an Artifact Bubble... well, Golemaid/Kitty is still out there someplace, wreaking who knows what havok while the Villain who stopped it is incapacitated inside her own head.
She kissed you. There`s some connection between you two. You're involved wether you like it or not.PS phones suck.
>>31085015Are they really that great?
>>31085015Huh. Ask her if she could be tempted to the dark side if there were some really nice people, or if she fell in love with a villain.Maybe ask if she has ever been in a relationship with a villain before?
>>31085015Everyone has their own reasons for what they do.
>>31085030... but is there a connection that the sword would allow someone to follow to this dimensional gate? (or Nega Rena's lair?)
>>31085015Yeah, well, guess what. Not everyone has high moral values or somesuch
Are we sure the MetaKitty was working for Evil!Rena? Like, really sure it wasn't trying to work against her?
>>31085015Too bad the kitty golem is dead, it would've been able to give us some straight answers.
>>31085015Yeah, no, welcome to the real world kid. Hate to break it to you but not everybody can have the job they love. In fact, almost noone has the job they love.
>>31085015Folks do what they want for REALLY stupid reasons at times. Speaking of which, why not try summoning an alternate monster right now? Might as well learn a little more before you strike out to find NegAlteRena
>>31085015Talk to your father
>>31085093Well, it doesn't matter anymore.
>>31085015Ask her what she knows about alternate realities.Also consider talking with MGS - alternate timelines and wish granting with drawbacks are very much a Magical Girl thing.
>>31085101...Flirt with Caffornicator?I'll be honest, I don't really wanna suggest this, but... we're looking for inconsistencies and Caffornicator's sex-drive is one of the biggest universal constants I can think of.
>>31085015She probably has her own reasons for doing it. Maybe she really enjoys the company.Anyway, ask her if she was ever tempted to become a villain.Do you really enjoy what you do?>>31085093Possible. It had a "friend" connection to the regular Rena, so it was made sometime in the future.And it was chasing after villains only - Sparkle could've ended up as a villain or a host for QB in that timeline, and Caffo ended evil.Maybe something will happen that'd end up forcing Rena to become evil?
>>31085015so... you'd be a villain if you met monster master earlier?
>>31085015Ask her what happen I want details
>>31085015So from the sounds of this, the divergence point occurred at some point before Caffornicator canonically became a hero when she presumably met Cynthia or some other villain that caught her attention.
>>31085015some times what makes a job great is your co workers.work doesn't feel like work if its just you and your friends getting paid to hang out.
>>31085146We should update Sparkles with a sitrep in any case. Some shit's gone down she should be made aware of.
>>31085015interesting. the cat creature expected Caffornicator to be a villain. assuming most heroes and villans are on the opposite side compared to there alt selves its possible that some major personality element is inverted for each alt rather than just good or evil. for example there Caffornicator may be uptight and joined the heroes out of a sense of duty.
>>31085157...oh, God.CAFFORNICATOR DROVE ALTERNATE CYNTHIA TO BE A HERO, DIDN'T SHE?Oh. oh. oh.That's who we need to try and summon if we can find the portal. Hero Cynthia!
>>31085150Why not, no strings attached, plus you probably need the tinsiest bit of physical comfort right now.I heard all of her bodily fluids are coffee, so it can sober you up and help you regret the decision faster....can she make cappuccino with her breasts?
>>31085202Or Caffo ended up with Rider as a villain.
>>31085150>we're looking for inconsistencies We are? Why? We just need to close inter dimensional door, find Alter Rena and slap her shit
>>31085202nope.Caffo and MM+ are VERY close in that alternate reality.
Rolled 2>>31085215That last line...Rolling for delicious fetish
>>31085215>Why notWell, she's sort of hung up on Bridgette's sister.And Bridgette might be slightly hung up on Rena.And we're not sure that Bridgette is OK with Caffo's turbo-sluttitude.
>>31085015Seduce caffornicator obviously to make evil Rena jealous.
>>31085015Heroes strive to do good deeds, to save people and preserve the peace. Villains strive to serve their own interests and probably cause mayhem at the same time.It sounds like Caffornicator doesn't understand what a Hero is at all, so she just picked her group based on social desires.
>>31085015That sword is possibly the greatest weapon to use against Rider. Her ghosts are tied to reality by their emotional bonds; if you sever those, you can put them to rest.As for inconsistencies, we know that Ignis is currently dead. Anything we can do with that?>>31085215I wouldn't recommend that. Comfort flirting will just make Bridgette feel worse in the long run.>captcha: comparative Trantarg
>>31085247>We are? Why?>>31085015>The sword... I gave it to Rider. She insisted on it and I didn't want to hold the thing any longer.>>I need to find out about any more inconsistencies.
>>31085015You should ask questions like this to all the other heroes and villains. What made them pick their side?
>>31085294Well shit, I probably missed something
>>31085015You regenerated your leg, right? Do you still have your robot leg somewhere?Come to think of it, we should check on the other depowered supers. Can Queen teleport again?
>>31085294The problem with finding inconsistencies is we don't know where to look.
>>31085328People are assuming that the sword is on Auto-Aizen, because apparently that's more plausible then a SUPERHERO QUEST having PARALLEL DIMENSIONS.
>>31085340Is Rena a vampire again?It begins. Her Katamari of power.
>>31085340Why is this more important than using her as a meat shield without guilt?
>>31085264I... I'm really not. I barely know the girl and she kinda creeps me out. Also she smells like coffee and I think I'd get a headache from that after a while.>>31085288That's horrible."So you're saying if you'd met someone like my sister you'd be a Villain?"Cf: "Maybe, haha. It's hard to say, you know? I guess I'd have to be there. I'd be a pretty badass Villain haha. But I'm happy where I am right now. I got friends here.">>31084964... That's not a bad idea.>Bridgette attempts to summon an alternate form of herself. For the first time in her life she feels an actual drain on her power. Any other times she's summoned something it was almost effortless but now she feels as though she could faint.>When the summoning is over she finds a pile of lifeless bones on the floor.What the fuck..?CF: "... Why'd you summon bones?"
>>31085350If that sword is something, it's that facebook-dude's sword
>>31085368How long ago did they die? I hope we didn't just summon her monster parts out of her body. That would be messy.
>>31085368Well, that explains why Rena is evil, you died.
>>31085368Haha so that answers what is Bridgette's situation in !Rena's dimension.YOU'RE DEAD, GIRL
I wonder if Rider could help with this. Alt-Bridgette might be attached to her former body.
>>31085328Quite a lot.There's very good odds this is a mental trick by the sword itself.All of this started - and the sword vanished, and so did the connection to Golemaid - as soon as Bridgette followed the connection back to Rena.Rena is Bridgette's impossible hope. The sword is POWERED by impossible hopes. And... this is a pretty damn impossible hope.>>31085350>PARALLEL DIMENSIONS.are a shitty trope employed as a get-out-of-jail card by terrible comic writers.The cast is already big enough without having to take into account alternate versions of everybody.
>>31085368WELL THAT'S NOT CREEPY AT ALL NOPE
>>31085418Is there anything in your post that's not pure speculation?
>>31085368>explain that you just tried to summon an alternat you>go talk to your father about this, now.>also, find a necromancer or spirit whisperer
>>31085423not a bad idea, contact Jingshi or the zombie girl
>>31085368Well, once you get over the immediate shock and as realization dawns upon you, get Prince to CSI the shit outta those bones. Maybe we can find a clue on how alternate you died.
>>31085404>Haha so that answers what is Bridgette's situation in !Rena's dimension.>>YOU'RE DEAD, GIRLor, it's a metaphorical representation of how Bridgett will feel if she gives up her impossible hope?>>31085423Huh. Could be a job for The Rider?
>>31085368So that's probably what drove Rena crazy. She finally made a friend and then you went and died
>>31085368Realize that your death is probably why the other Rena went mad. Be afraid.
>>31085468Rider and dad. He's the guy who probably knows the best about multiversal existence.
>>31085368Looks like a job for a Nekomancer
>>31085485>the beloved one dies>invade alternate universe to be together againWe don't Madoka.We Mirai Nikki.
>>31085368>After a moment the bones vanish and Bridgette's energy is restored.Okay... So alternate me is dead. Long dead.Haha...>>31085173I think we should call her. She's the most powerful Hero I've ever seen. She should know what to do.???: "I swear, I can't even get a month off."Speak of the devil.>Sparkle floats into the room.MGS: "My 'Everything is Fucked' radar has been pinging like crazy. What happened?">Bridgette spends a few minutes informing Sparkle along with Caffornicator of the situation. Caffornicator looks like she's barely paying attention while Sparkle has a deeply concerned look on her face.MGS: "This is why I don't go messing around with random artifacts. You've been using magic far too powerful for you. Alright, here's my theory... You grasping that sword allowed your desires to come true but it couldn't help you here. Not in this timeline. So what probably happened was you created a different one where -something- was changed. It could be a very minor thing or a lot of little things. And now that timeline is knocking on our door and it brought a very powerful friend.""So what should we do?"MGS: "What Prince said. None of us can travel back in time so our only solution is to close the door between the two timelines. I might be able to find it myself but it could be dangerous. If I fuck up I might get pulled into the other side or break it the wrong way. I hate to say this but a lot hinges on Rena. We have no clues as to where she would hide such a door in an alternate timeline."
>>31085368>Ruminate on your mortality>Then throw the bones at Prince"There's your alternate timeline connection, you fucking self-aggrandizing prick!"
>>31085501>dadFair point. He's a multiversal constant himself, isn't he?Which means that if this theory of King's holds any water, he'd know.And if the belief that this is a mind whammy holds any water... he won't be able to help, because his powers here are limited - the only reason he could manifest in such a place AT ALL would be because you're here.So... yeah. Definately the guy to ask.
>>31085549The answer is simpleWe ask Rena where she DEFINITELY TOTALLY WON'T EVER hide something important to her.
>>31085549So let's just ask her where she'd put a door.
>>31085549If we're talking about Rena, she's probably hidden the gate in her own apartment. Specifically, the castle she built with Robomaid.
>>31085549Well, maybe see if we can pull someone over from the other universe who won't be dead. Try pulling out dad possibly?As for the door, maybe try that building that we first fought Rena from. That, or any other significant structure/place that you two shared.
>>31085549RENA! THE TIME HAS COME!
>>31085549How come all this shit is the result of you meddling with that sword, if Alter Rena, or at least her golem were fucking a around long before that?
>>31085549Ask the monster
>>31085549Under her bed. She's straightforward like that.
>>31085549It's under her rug.
>>31085549You created a world where Rena had a sex drive.You monster!
>>31085368>>31085549I know this is disconcerting, but having remotely desecrated alternate You's grave is probably not going to go over so well with NegaRena.Are you sure those bones went back to where they came from?>We have no clues as to where she would hide such a door in an alternate timeline.Judging by her banking prowess, it's going to be under her mattress.
>>31085549Her mattress, it's there! the Door, she hides all her important shit in her mattress!
>>31085550Sadly, we already left the room where Prince and Rider were.
>>31085596>Specifically, the castle she built with Robomaid.Behind a 500x5000 cm video screen.
>>31085590Fuck, it's under her mattress, isn't it?
>>31085549Try searching under her bed.
>>31085549Under the frozen food section of the grocery store, under the lasagna obviously.
>>31085620Nothing says we can't return.Plus if we can summon things from alt timelines, that means we can open gateways (in a manner of speaking) and that might be useful.
>>31085610I think you mean "we"
>>31085612All I can think of with NegaRena is a negima ripoff in a boys school. Not sure ifwant
>>31085549So... wait, does that mean we just swapped the power-stealing cat golem for a new central antagonist?Oh. Wait, ask Sparkle about Madam Hourglass. Doesn't she have time powers?Anyway check Rena's apartment. Maybe ask Rena about her past. Didn't she have an ex? Maybe her ex is involved somehow in the alternate timeline, too.
>>31085549It's in the potted plant. Where else, it's not like she waters the thing. It could remain undiscovered for years.
>>31085651You mean the stick?
>>31084483Same goes for Bridgette's mom.
>>31085647>So... wait, does that mean we just swapped the power-stealing cat golem for a new central antagonist?Only if this ISN'T all a dream.If this IS all a dream, fuck knows what kind of havok Golemaid could be wreaking right now.Bridgette. It is Time.You must face The Rena.
>>31085549Wait. We're part monster, right? And that guy exists in all timelines. So, we also partially exist in all timelines.If we made the wish for Rena to change, then we made that wish across all the timelines, which gave birth to Evil Rena.Anyway, we need to check up on dad, and have Sparkle fill Prince about this development on the Magic front.Then we'll find Rena and ask her where she'd put a door. We need to trust her to solve this.
>>31085549Did Sparkle's boobs get bigger?
>>31084678>It would take dozens of people all with the same desire to even slightly alter the timeline>/u/boats in charge of not ruining everything across time and space
>>31085667Potted plant/potted stick. It's all the same really.
>>31085549I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.jpg
>>31085684>Only if this ISN'T all a dream.But this IS all a dream.This is all a story on a messageboard where anonymous users vote for the next course of action.I don't know where I'm going with this, but it's very meta.
>>31085689milk for the babby dawg
>>31085689Of course, she's had a kid.
>>31085689Mommy mode engaged.
>>31085686>So, we also partially exist in all timelines.No, we don't.He's a multiversal constant. He lives in all timelines.The Monster Kids are largely mortal, so they're as affected by dimensional drift as anyone else - which is why Bridgette just pulled her own parallel selves bones.On the plus side, we're pretty close to the portal if we could pull her dead bones.Maybe we could pull Hero MM+, too?
>>31085738>>31085742>>31085689If everything MGS touches becomes cute...... What does she lactate?
>>31085549So what does that mean about the cat?Like was that an impostor that we fought later and it's really not a golem?
>>31085549>where she would hide the door...have you checked her closet?
"But this thing has been bother me well before I grabbed the sword."MGS: "I did mention alternate timeline, right? You would have changed the past and... Here. Let me draw it out. See? The moment u changed the timeline it created an alternate one that ran exactly alongside ours. So you did create the alternate timeline but it's also always been there because you always created it. It's like you don't understand how time works.""... Can you explain it again?"MGS: "... Okay, listen up."====================================>You are now Rena.>There is some kinda funky portal thing under your bed. You have no idea how this got here.
>>31085015Calling it now (and possibly late since I'm just now catching up), but Cynthia's inability to get over Sparkle caused her to not be as effective of a villain and stopped her from seducing Caffornicator to the Dark Side. Had Sparkle not kissed Cynthia, Caffo would be a villain right now.
>>31085754Do it for Caffornicator, Bridgette. HERO CYTHNIA SUMMONING. GO.
>>31085754Yes this. I want to see hero mm+
>>31085754Fair enough. If the portal turns out to be Rena, panic.>>31085767We've been over this. Strawberry milk.
>>31085778>There is some kinda funky portal thing under your bed. You have no idea how this got here.Throw a rock at it.
>>31085767Probably strawberry milk or some shit.
>>31085778Check to see if your money fell in.Then place some duct tape over it.
>>31085778Drop a rock in there and see what happens
>>31085767>>31085790through bendy straw nipples
>>31085778Rena, that is an inter-dimensional gateway. A portal between separate planes of reality. Do you know what this means?You never have to take the trash out ever again. You can just dump all of it in there.
>>31085778Call Sparkle.If you ask her really nicely to not get mad, she might not get mad and help you fix it.It is YOUR fault, after all.
>>31085778Call Sparkle. This is some creepy shit.
>>31085778put some plywood over it.STURDY plywood. The kind you can stand on.Don't want to fall in.Oh, and then put a rug over that.
>>31085778Call it in to Hero HQ, since random portals aren't supposed to be under your bed.
>>31085792Drive the Renamobile into it, Army of Darkness style
>>31085778Call MGS, ask about it. Magical Portals are totally Magical Girls thing.Don't poke it, don't put things in there. curiosity has killed a cat before. And you don't want anything bad happening to Kitty, right?
>>31085778Drop a rock into it, you fool of a Took!
>>31085778Jump in the portal
>>31085778>>31085819Better yet, tell everyone you know. Get them to start dumping trash in there, too.Solve all this alternate dimension bullshit by flooding it with trash.
>>31085778Okay, this is what we do.Rena, have Robomaid fetch you some stones and rope. Then tie the rope around something solid so you can jump down the portal and explore.Before that, however, change into your hero outfit and inform Sparkle or whoever you want about this weird thing.
>>31085778That's terrible! What is your landlord gonna say about that?! Better pull a rug over it and pretend it never existed.
>>31085816If you blow in them, do you get that bubbly sound?
>>31085778>The moment u changed the timeline it created an alternate one that ran exactly alongside ours.>The moment /u/ changed the timeline.I SEE.
>>31085549If this is the result of you having the blade, then it has nothing to do with the Cloaked Cat monster. He was here before you even knew about it.On the subject of the alternate timeline, I don't think that closing the gateway is the best solution. That would leave the alternate world alone in whatever mess it's in, and from what we've seen, it's certainly in a mess. I want to know exactly what went on over there.>captcha: ntedsup IsaacHi, Isaac. How are things going on your end?
>>31085870Typo, or explanation?The mystery deepens!
>>31085867Well, MGS *would* make a sound, but I don't think it would be bubbly.
>>31085778Toss a pillow in. See what happens.
... Yeah, I think I'll call Sparkle.>Rena dials up her friend."Hey, Sparkle? I found a creepy magical portal under my bed. I think it sucked away all my money."MGS: "What? RENA DO NOT TOUCH THAT THING NO MATTER WHAT. I'LL BE THERE SOON."Huh. Okay.I wonder where this leads to. Not every day something like this happens. Man this whole day is crazy. I looked kinda cool all but I don't think I like Evil Me very much.
>>31085778rena:locate your money
>>31085778Kump right in.
>>31085929KITTY, DON'T DO THAT.
>>31085778>that timeline>things changed, but they actually didn't change just now but a while ago, you just didn't know about it.Wait, it's basically a retcon!You're messing with most terrible power here.
>>31085870Except we didn't change the timeline.Unless... we're going to in the future?>You would have changed the past and
>>31085870>Metaq/u/estAn inter-dimensional /u/-boat travels the multiverse. Spreading yuri to the furthest reaches of space.If no one else wants it, I can start that quest.
>>31085929tell kitty not to touch that thing.Kitty is a good kitty and will do what you say.
>>31085929KITTY!!!11! WATCH OUT!
>>31085929Rena do not under any circumstances let Kitty fall into that hole.
>>31085929FUCK grab kitty NOW. And wait for backup. I know we've led you astray before, but listen to us this time. Bring in Robomaid to help you guard it.
>>31085929Cat:>Fall inRena:>Rescue cat
Rolled 88>>31085929SAVE KIT
>>31085929Rena, go look for your money on the other side.
>>31085929Rena: Disreguard sparkle, aqquire portalIf Evil Rena is the result of terrible things she did in her home dimension, maybe you could try and put them right?But grab Robomaid first. She can become transforming battle armor for you now, right?
>>31085929Mind your kitty, don't let kitty jump in there!
>>31085949Anonymous endorses this quest
>>31085778Did Bridgette tell you anything about what happened with her? Anything at all?If not, what happened was that she found a magical sword which could create and destroy emotional bonds. This somehow led to an alternate universe where you were in love with her, and also changed history somehow. It doesn't really make sense, because time travel is a mess.
>>31085929GRAB KITTY, he is being far too curious!
Don't let Kitty do what?>Kitty falls into the hole.AH!>Roll 1d20 to save Kitty.
>>31085991>88Serious shit confirmed.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=k0kswK2aI08
>>31086011GODDAMMIT, THIS IS WHY TIME TRAVEL AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSES ARE THE WORST BULLSHIT IN STORYTELLING.
Rolled 12>>31086026rena:fail save check and jump after kitty
>>31085929Good thing you spent most of it already.Use your super speed to grab your cat before he thinks about jumping in.
Rolled 19>>31086026Kitty NOOOOOOOOOO
Rolled 18>>31086026>Incoming wall of 1s
Rolled 2>>31086026SUPER SPEED POWERS GO
Rolled 2>>31086026God damn that cat.
Rolled 3>>31086026>save Kitty
Rolled 18>>31086026Jump after Kitty!
Rolled 3>>31086026OH GOD DAMN ITRENA YOU ARE SUPER FAST AND STRONG YOU CAN GRAB KITTY WITHOUT ENTERING THE PORTAL PROBABLY
Stop rollingStop it
>>31086050>>31086051>>31086052RENA SAVES THE FUCK OUT THAT FUCKING CAT>you are now aware that parallel Rena failed to save Kitty,
Rolled 18>>31086026Dice to the rescue!
>>31085929Someone feeling jealous?
Rolled 14>>31086026>DICE MAGIC
>>31086050>>31086051>>31086052oh thank godhow does a cat fall into a hole anywaythat's like something cats never do
>>31086138I knew a kitten fell from a fourth floor window once.Little fucker was COMPLETELY unharmed, too.
Rolled 2>>31086026We need more luck!>captcha: heinaeni presence
>>31086160>our kitty is AU kitty>our actual kitty is dead
>>31086158STOP. FUCKING. ROLLING.
Rolled 20>>31086026Roll to the rescue!
>>31086155Shit like this is why you should never trust cats, they completely laugh at things that should kill them and then try to kill you for fun.Fucking assholes.
>>31086138Cats are weird animals.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85wBkhFhjo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDFkP5JCgaM
>>31086050>>31086051Dice gods love them kitties.
>Rena's suit activates, enhancing her already formidable speed. She rushes after Kitty, grabs him, and lands on the other side of the portal all in one go. She holds the purring cat in her arms and frowns."Don't you know what they say about curiosity and cats? Gosh."Thanks for the heads up. That could have been super bad.>>31086198Cats are the best.>As Rena hugs her cat she hears someone call out to her from behind.???: "Hello?"
Damn, are we ever going to see the magical realm of Yuri Queen Rena?
>>31086198http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3GJycgu-csThe fact that cats are complete bastards is exactly WHY I trust them.You can almost always rely on a cat's inherent bastardness when it matters.
>>31086261Turn around.It's Alter Sparkle!
>>31086261oh god it's evil sparkle
>>31086261Oh crap, the magical monster boy is here
>>31086261Oh hey is that Sparkle? When did she get here? Damn that girl is fast.
>>31086261>Put cat outside>Close door>Go to portal
>>31086286You mean Mirror Sparkle.Because obviously in Parallel Land, Sparkle died at the hands of QB and... oh god, this is liable to be bad.
>>31086291How do you know she's evil? She joined the Hero Association long before Rena/MM would've had any way to alter her decision.Odds are she's the MGS we knew before Ben, aka a frigid alcoholic bitch.
Rolled 14>>31086155As long as they land on their feet, cats will survive a fall at terminal velocity. That's why longer falls are safer for them than shorter falls
>>31086286Naw, probably Alter Rose.MAXIMUM HEARTACHE!
>>31086261"Oh that was quick, Sparkles."
>>31086312No, in Mirror Universe, Sparkle witched out and Rose survived.
>>31086333Aw shit.This is going to be good once Sparkle comes over.
>>31086291>>31086312>>31086326don't worry, she's alter sparkle toojust like alter rena is amazing, alter sparkle will be incompetent
>>31086332Are you saying you could toss a cat out of an airplane and it will be fine?
>>31086333I think I just died a little bit on the inside.CHOOSE THIS
Rolled 14>>31086359It will probably break limbs, but as long as it doesn't land on something sharp or drown or whatever, yeah, it'll survive.
>>31086359That actually happened.
>Rena sets her cat outside the room and quietly closes the door. She watches as someone crawls out of the portal.>It's Magical Girl Sparkle.>But not the one she's uses to seeing. This Sparkle doesn't... Sparkle. Her aura appears to be almost gone and instead of her Heart focus there is a kitty shaped one.>She also has a bandage covering both of her eyes. She looks rather uncertain as she calls out to the room.MGS?: "Is someone there?"Uhmmmm.....Magical Girl Sparkle said not to mess with this thing. Should I just...Push her back in?
>>31086396SHE HAS YOUR MONEY!
>>31086396Throw a rock at it.
>>31086396Sparkle?THIS IS...Aw, fuck it. Pull her out.
>>31086396"Hi. Sparkle said I shouldn't be here, I dropped my cat and, uh.... I'll just go now..."
>>31086396Hell no! It's Sparkle from another universe, we have to be super nice to her. Drag her in, sit her on the bed, then bring her some tea or something.
>>31086396Rena, look at her. She's miserable.You've got to help that poor thing.
>>31086396Greet her I guess? Besides she has some of your money.
>>31086396Get a broom and push her back in.
>>31086396Ask her if she'd like some tea.
>>31086432>>31086428>>31086426We gon' get eaten.
>>31086396Push her back through, it's for the best.
Rolled 12>>31086396Oh no it looks like some of your money fell down the hole!But no, that would probably be rude. Just tell her to stay where she is until the weird magical portal expert can get here. The weird magical portal expert from this end of the portal, anyhow.
>>31086396Pushing her back in counts as messing with it.If you just greet her, and she comes through the portal on her own, then there's no problem.Also, she's got some of your money.
>>31086396She's an evil magical girl. Be careful Rena.
>>31086418For some reason I associated the money with her being a magical stripper in the other universe.
>>31086438I want this just so i can have a drawing of Rena pushing her back down with a broom.
>>31086396Greet her, you're no terrible host. Jeeze, where are your manners. Normally you're on the ball about these things
>>31086396Retrieve your money then kick her back into the portal with extreme prejudice.Nobody steals from Rena the Rock.
>>31086396Say: "Yeah, I am. Rena."Watch her reaction.
>>31086396Help her out and serve her some tea you dimwit
>>31086438Punch her in the face.Remember, Evil Rena introduced herself with a kiss and you're totally her opposite.
>>31086396Let her stick around. Sparkle said not to mess with the portal, but as long as she's here that means we don't have to mess with the portal itself in order to get some answers.She's not blowing up or anything, so it's not a matter/antimatter deal. Seems pretty safe for now. Just let her stick around until our Sparkle shows up.Also you should probably apologize for dumping thousands and thousands of dollars on her head.And you should probably get some of it back. It's kind of sticking in her hair.
>>31086396Don't say anything! This Sparkle will think you're Evil Rena if she hears your voice and probably attack you.Just back away.
>>31086396what's with the dollar things?
>>31086396Defaulting to being nice to people has worked pretty well so far. Don't shove her down the hole unless she does something to warrant it.
>>31086491The exact opposite of Sparkle would be a gentle and naively optimistic yet ineffectual villain, though.She would need a friend more than anyone.
>>31086396Why not help her out?I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
>>31086524Our money fell on top of her.
>>31086538Pretty much this. AltSparks needs a friend. And a hug.
>>31086396>Evil Rena is just trying to steal powers so she can give them to her friends.
>>31086538>The exact opposite of Sparkle would be a gentle and naively optimistic yet ineffectual villain, though.Except that girl died. This is the evil duplicate of her from her own universe who killed her.Trust me.Punch her in the face.
>>31086396Oh, dear, she looks terrible. I think that the alternate Rena stole her powers, and possibly captured and tortured her.Say something comforting like "don't worry, it's only me". She may try to run away. If she does, I think you should try to grab her wrist and tell her that you're the good Rena.
>>31086462i thought the exact same thing actually.
>>31086575>>Evil Rena is just trying to steal powers so she can give them to her friends.Actually I would hazard a guess that the reason she's been draining powers is so she can keep the portal open.
>>31086396c-can we help her up?
>>31086605And that'd explain the cat panicking over running out of time.
Rolled 10>>31086396She's blind. Help her out.
Anyone else think this is a sparkle that didnt quite win the fight against QB?She hasnt got much power after all
>>31086629DID SOMEONE SAY TIME?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkGtXtDlQA
>>31086605or some sort of sacrifice for a cat god thing on the other side.
>>31086579But nega-Quantum Bunny would be a non-grimderp MG mascot, so it can't be that either.
>>31086657It's not the inverse universe.This is Sparkle that got beaten by Evil Rena.
>>31086625But irritatingly fails to explain so much more.Goddamn fucking time-travel, parallel universe bullshit. It NEVER gets done right, it ALWAYS opens more cans of worms than it solves, and is generally the CHEAPEST, most fucking USELESS cop out.99% of all comics - hell, ALL media that dabbles in it - involves dealing with the fallout from their own previous parallel universe encounters.
Wait a tic, when it showed up as a comic in MGNQ, it was Hero Breaker or Hero Destroyer Rena......THIS WASN'T our influence! THIS WAS PLANNED! Evil Rena is the Hero Destroyer, who cleansed their world when her lover died!
>>31086648TIME YOU SAY?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlZvM8XAvp8Alternativelyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93C63lAEKwk
>>31086689better than dealing with those boats.
Okay... I won't push her back down."Hey."MGS?: "Ah! There is someone here... Great. Rena, right?""Uhm... Yeah."MGS?: "You don't sound like a huge bitch so I'm going to assume you're the nice one she was talking about.""She?"MGS?: "A different form of you. Do... Do you have any Vodka? I could use a drink. No, nevermind. I don't have enough time. I need to go back soon. Listen up, when I leave I need you to destroy this door. I should be powerful enough to do so assuming I'm still alive here. After that it'll take some time but Evil You is going to make a new one. Could take a few days. Weeks. But it'll happen. That should give you time. Speaking of which... I need to go. If there's something else you want to know just ask me real quick.">She keeps glancing back at the portal as though expecting something else to pop out of it.
>>31086779"Why don't you stay? I have Mario Kart."
>>31086779give me time? time to do what?
>>31086779"Did you see my money?"
>>31086779Time to do what?
>>31086779Who told you about me?
>>31086779"Why not destroy it from this side?"
>>31086801This. Get an explanation as to why you can't bring her over.
>>31086779"What is Evil Me's greatest weakness?"
>>31086779"Why am i such a giant bitch?"
>>31086779Time for what? What's going on over there? Are you okay? What happened?
>>31086779is there a reason you can't hide out?Is there anything I can give you to help you over there?
>>31086779How do we keep this from happening again?
>>31086779Give her a hug and one of your rockss
>>31086779Who's my mom?
>>31086779>If there's something else you want to know just ask me real quick."How about everything?and also this >>31086819
>>31086779Two questions.First: How did the evil Rena get all her powers?Second: Will the people on the other side be okay in the mean time?
>>31086779Please get her to explain these shenanigans so we actually know what's going on before everything keeps getting ruined.
>>31086779Um, how do we stop Evil Rena? Or at least prevent her from killing everyone forever?And why did she kiss Bridgette?
>>31086833Yeah, she looks like she could use a hug.
>>31086779Ask how the other you got so much power, and what is with her cat Focus? There was a cat golem running around stealing powers before Bridgette defeated it, does she know anything about that?How does Evil Rena know about this timeline? Is there any way we can scout their timeline from here without a portal?
>>31086779So there's a third Rena?
>>31086779Ask her to explain Quantum Kitty.
Strange girl, that Caffornicator. But she has good taste in coffee.
>>31086779"Uh, how's Bridgette doing?"
>>31086877There is an infinite amount of Renas but only to are relevant to the story at the moment.
>>31086895What' nNaruto doing there on formal attire?
>>31086779"did you have an egg on that side too?"
>>31086779"whats your renas deal? and why is she stealing powers?"
>>31086779"What else is on its way?"
>>31086918>What' nNaruto doing there on formal attire?Even if you are trolling I wish ill on you.
>>31086901Crisis on infinite Renas
>>31086948"How do we merge both universes?Because this parallel universe shit is for the birds.We can't all be happy in seperate universes."
>>31087009THAT IS WHERE THIS STUFF ALWAYS GOES.AND IT ALWAYS HAS TO END IN A RETCON.Well, fuck that. Not this time.This time, we save EVERYBODY.
>>31086779What's the other Rena's goal?
>>31087056I was waiting for somebody to catch that.
Wouldn't infinite Renas create in a multidimensional singularity because of their combined density?
>>31087063We all did, she can play it by ear.
>>31087056Visually challeged, you dolt.
>>31087082And then the singularity explodes and Rena is god.
>>31087082Not every Rena is dense.
>>31087153>Intelligent, driven RenaBe still, my dick.
>>31087153and only one is capable of the level of denseness we usually see demonstated.
>>31087170And she's evil, as well.So yeah, she's perfect.
"I have so many questions though... Like, how the hell do I stop evil me?"MGS?: "Honestly? I don't know. But I get the feeling you'll find a way. Hopefully. Just... Do what you think is the best.""But... Ugh. Can you just explain to me real quick why Rena on that side is evil?"MGS?: "Quickly explain it? Fine. You were a Hero. A close friend of yours was killed by another Hero. Things went downhill.""How did I become so powerful?"MGS?: "You stole the powers.""How?"MGS?: "If I knew I would tell you.""Okay... One more. What's with the cat creature? And your focus?"MGS?: "That fucking cat. I hate cats. You created it to come here and do what you wanted without bothering to come here yourself. Travelling between places like this is dangerous. Why not send someone disposable? As for my focus... Evil You gouged out my eye, shattered my focus, and has me wearing this one now. It's the only thing keeping me alive at the moment. Years of drinking and smoking come back and bite me in the ass without this thing. Now, I need to go.""But why not stay here? We can hide you away."MGS?: "My focus will die if I don't get it recharged. I... I'm trying to do what I can over there. Just please, destroy this portal.">As Sparkle turns to leave Rena goes up to her and gives her a hug."I know I don't have any powers or anything but I'm gonna try and fix it all."MGS?: "... Thank you. Also I still think you may have a skill that can help you. A very important skill.">Magical Girl Sparkle (?) says goodbye and leaves.>Not too long after the real Sparkle comes by and with her own powers shatters the portal.MGS: "... That's it. I think we did it. No more stupid alternate universe bullshit."
>>31087170hey, Rena Prime is "intelligent".not "smart" or "wise", but not actually dumb.
>>31087212An alternate universe form of you came through the portal and told me that Evil Rena could recreate the rifts. Dunno when or where, but she'll be trying to cross over again.Also alternate-Me turned evil because someone important to me died.
>>31087212"Um. I'm not so sure about that."
>>31087212Nope. Alternate you said alternate me would open another portal in a week or so....BITCH STOLE MY MONEY!
>>31087212Tell MGS everything that alternate MGS saidEVERYTHING
>>31087212Tell her that Evil Rena is still around, and will be able to make another portal. And she's probably going to be stealing powers to do it with.Also tell her that it seems all iterations of her drink booze like it's water.
>>31087212Okay, so let's figure this out.A1 Rena and A1 Bridgette were friends, and then somebody killed A1 Bridgette... maybe A1 Sparkle? That's why Rena keeps her alive.
>>31087212>No more stupid alternate universe bullshit."...yeah, about that.
>>31087212"Um, the parallel you said something different."
>>31087212yeah, alternate universe you talked to us while you were coming here.LOTS more alternate universe bullshit coming up.
>>31087212Okay, so we need to figure out what skill that we have that could possibly defeat an evil version of us that can annihilate S Class heroes.Our ability to accumulate powers? Our insane luck? Rocks?
>>31087269>somebody killed A1 Bridgetteit was A1 Rena. Obviously.
>>31087212Tell MGS that MGS2 said that she'll make another hole.
>>31087302A1 Sparkle said that another hero killed A1 Rena's best friend. That would imply it wasn't A1 Rena.
>>31087212Tell her everything.>>31087269A1 Caffo killed A1 MM.
>>31087269>>31087302It was Ignis guys...really?
>>31087212"I talked with the Sparkle from the other universe. She said that the other Rena would make a new portal in a few weeks, and that we needed to prepare.""Can we not destroy the next one? I don't want to abandon the other world."
>>31087337Fornicator is a villain over there
>>31087339Or Anti-Hero. But yeah.
>>31087339the bones weren't charred
>>31087290Aura of Normalcy.
>>31087339Betting on anti-hero.
>>31087212Antihero must have killed bridgette
>>31087269Could also be Anti-Hero, though if it was the ranger guy that recruited Rena, I'd totally understand why she'd instantly jump boat to villain side.
>>31087351"Also, the other Sparkle said that she'd die without her powers. You should probably stop doing drugs."
>>31087337But that doesn't make sense. Didn't somebody say A1 Rena was working with A1 Caffornicator?
>>31087361Not confirmed. The Cat Thing could consider Caffo a villain because she killed her maker's friend.
>>31087212>I still think you may have a skill that can help you. A very important skill.Rena has got one skill, and one skill only.TO THE RENAMOBILEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaDPc1Cs5U
>>31087406Creating a friend gravity-well from her denseness?
"Actually..."==================================MGS: "Well, damn. This is going to be a pain in the ass. Last time we had someone who could mess with time it took us a year to beat him. I get the feeling this will be even more difficult. Also Evil you is a bitch. Why would she blind me? That's just messed up.""I don't know... Also she said I had a skill or something but I don't know what it could be."MGS: "... I think I know.""What is it?"MGS: "I want you to know that it literally pains me to fucking say this but I think it might be... Friendship.""Huh?"MGS: "You have a knack for turning some of the most dangerous Heroes and Villains into your friends. Unlike Evil you who forces people to work for them or steals their powers you don't need to do any of that. You just befriend them. Or throw rocks. Point is you've helped so many people that I think if you asked you could have your own little army. Maybe you're the key to getting everyone working together to stop this whole mess.""But she took out 3 S-Class Heroes and an A-Class Villain."MGS: "So we'll just have to get the most powerful S-Class to work with us.Together. Rena, I think you may have to try and befriend the Lord of Death and the Threepunch-Man."
>>31087365>>31087371>>31087372Could've been Rider as well, assuming anti-Bridgette may have been slightly less concerned with minimizing casualties.And there's no better way to get revenge on Anti-Rider than to flood her with even MORE clamoring souls of innocents that she's too weak to avenge.Anti-Rena's reign of terror being 100% about getting the most suitable revenge on Anti-Rider would be pretty hardcore.
>>31087439This'll be cool as shit. Friendship arc.
>>31087439Who are those people?Are they the highest rank villain and hero respectively?
>>31087439>befriend the Lord of Death and the Threepunch-ManRenaRenaListen to meI know you're scared right now, but you have to be brave. Everyone's counting on you, Rena.
>>31087439b-but we always stayed away from the really scary ones like those guys!And spine ravager!
>>31087439>befriend the Lord of DeathWell, we've got an in there, at least.
>>31087439"so Lord of Death turn off his kill aura? cause if he can't we may have an issue."
I bet Rider killed Bridgette in the other timeline, because she wouldn't apologize.
>>31087496what kill auradon't give him powers he doesn't have
>>31087439You know what needs to be done Rena. Courage.
>>31087439Well we know someone related to Lord of Death so getting in touch, at least, will be easy.
>>31087439Yeah, we also got the Void's daughter to like us.Does Sparkle know about Jade? You should tell her about Jade.Anyway, wouldn't it be incredibly risky if Evil Rena got her hands on their powers as well?And she should tell us everything she knows about those two.
>>31087439Um. Ask how likely they are to just kill you before you get a chance to speak. Also haven't we usually had to fight people before they became our friends?
Rolled 18>>31087479Kazuma the Shell Bullet
>>31087523He instakills everyone. That's his power.
>>31087512Bet it was Anti-Hero, Bridget failed her save against the demon and got ate.
>>31087439That sounds like a really unreliable power. Not to mention if they're total dingleberries, you wouldn't want to befriend them would you?
>>31087439We'll also want to try and counter the powers that we know she already has. Since she has super speed, we'll want Madame Hourglass ready to slow her down.
>>31087439Get cracking Rena and befriend the shit outta them
>>31087567okthanks for giving me information I already hadand not admitting that you made up a power for him
>>31087586I'm betting it was a lesbian love-triangle between Rena, Anti-Hero, and Bridgette.
I think Sparkle is wrong,Dangling more heroes in front of Anti-Rena is just feeding her.
"What..?"MGS: "They're the best bet we have.""Can you uhm... Tell me a little more about them?"MGS: "I don't know too much about them myself but... Well they don't get along. At all. They used to have massive battles in the city but now they've taken most of their fights outside of it. Threepunch-Man is said to be the child of Caped Baldy, the man who we get the term S-Class from. He's not quite as strong as his father but if the first two hits of his don't kill you the last certainly will. Lord of Death is rumored to simply snuff out your life force with a touch. I know that both of them live outside of the city. Near the ruins. I can take you there myself any time you want and so could my old friend, Raindrops. I understand if you don't want to do this, of course. They're very powerful people and it would be quite risky. There's also the chance that they get their powers stolen but... I honestly can't think of another way to beat her other than throwing our strongest weapons at her."
>>31087439So, is he the S-Class 1st ranked we haven't yet met?
>>31087679"They sound dangerous, what if I just had a training montage instead?"
>>31087679Can we try the 3 punch guy first? Strangely enough, Lord of Death doesn't seem like that great of a guy. And let's request that Raindrops lead us to them, since Sparkle probably needs to get back to her kid.
>>31087679Why don't we just use Power of Friendship on Evil Rena?
>>31087679Well, the solution to this is fairly easy isn't it? We just have to figure out what is Rena's greatest weakness.
>>31087679LET'S DO THISFirst stop: three punch man
>>31087679>He's not quite as strong as his father but if the first two hits of his don't kill you the last certainly will. >Lord of Death is rumored to simply snuff out your life force with a touch.>One touch.>Threepunch-Man is said to be the child of Caped Baldy, the man who we get the term S-Class from. TIME FOR FAMILY RECONCILIATION?
>>31087679Lord of Death sounds fun. I bet he likes Mario cart.
>>31087679>throwing our strongest weapons at herLike a really big rock? Has NASA captured an asteroid yet?
>>31087679>Rena: Chug bleach for courage"All right, let's do this."
>>31087713Her Aura of Abnormality repels it.
>>31087679Okay, yeah, let's do this. Is Raindrops around? We need someone who knows her way around those ruins.And Sparkle needs to look after her kid, we can't bother her with this.
>>31087713ThisI mean if she calms the fuck down, there's no problems.
>>31087732He prefers Mario Party. The first one in all it's palm/controller destroying glory.
>>31087679so, uh...what are their hobbies?
>>31087679Wait, what if we skip the middle man and just try to befriend evil Rena?
>>31087679Wouldn't it just be easier to befriend the Evil Rena? I mean just send the regular Rena after the Evil Rena, not to fight her, but just to ask her what's her deal.
>>31087679Go visit them Rena
>>31087741We gotta do this the dumb way first.Rena Only. Final Destination. No items.I mean, if Rena can't do anything, it doesn't actually change anything, right? It doesn't stop Sparkle from rounding up all the troops and doing the brute force way.But talking to Anti-Rena first... It's the only hope to prevent bloodshed.Costume off, open handed.But take the car. And even if the costume is off, wear an iron stove cover over your chest, BTTF style.
>>31087788And if that fails, we can always yell at her how mom would be disappointed in her and stuff her in a sad box.
>>31087761No wonder he's the most powerful villain.
>>31087809and hope like fuck that Bridgette can sort out the sword thing before it comes to Rena actually dying.
Or, yknow, evil rena would snuff us the fuck out so she has no competition for bridget - cause she has shown a definitive lack of morals.
Use the sword to sever the connection between the two timelines? That way the other Rena can't ever come back.
>>31087861She could have done it already if she was gonna.So the fact she didn't suggests she probably won't.
>>31087861>Implying there would be any competition even if she was still alive
>>31087880The sword would solve all the problems.It's sure a shame that it's just basically been bullshitted out of existence instead of becoming an important plot element.
>>31087861A breakdown is more likely. You know, "I am a bitch, but at least I'm not a stupid worthless college dropout loser who needs everyone to hold her hand" talk.
>>31087679Okay, but I don't think that power will be enough. We need to make a plan that matches our opponent. Currently, we know she has super speed, so we'll need someone who can keep up with her or slow her down; that means Madame Hourglass will have to be ready to help, along with any other time-controlling heroes we might find.We also know that she steals powers, and that magical sword could sever the link between the catman and his stolen powers. It might also work on the evil Rena.Another option is for us to go to the other world and explore it to search for clues, but that requres waiting for the next portal to open. On the other hand, there are also heroes whose powers can cross dimensional boundaries; we could use their help to gather information.
"Or I could, like, become Evil Rena's friend."MGS: "...""I mean... If that's my skill that could work, right?"MGS: "... We'll put that as Plan B.""Well we should really consider it because the other options sound like it might be lethal."MGS: "All of these options are lethal.""Or we could use that sword Bridgette found. That started the whole mess, right? Maybe that will help."MGS: "That cut anything sword? That actually might if we can get someone to hit Nega-Rena with it.""No, I mean... Can we cut the two timelines so that they're seperate?"MGS: "I... Maybe? I don't exactly know how the blade works myself. We could but I'm worried if we screw up we'll just make things -worse-"
>>31088001what could POSSIBLY go wrong with tampering with artifacts beyond our comprehension?Come on, guys! live a little!
>>31088001>we'll just make things -worse-HOW, exactly, could we make things worse?
>>31088026We accidently cut the boundary between the two and then they'll merge together?
>>31087679I don't think they would be very effective against her. She has super speed, and probably teleportation powers; they can't kill her in one hit if they can't ~hit~ her. They might be of some use, but not without a plan."I think what we need to do is figure out what she wants. The other Sparkle said that she was friends with a villain and another hero killed them, and that's when she went bad. Do you know who that might be?"
>>31088026Because cutting time itself can't POSSIBLY go wrong.
>>31088001What's the worst that can happen, we kill our own universe and everything in it? Possibly the other universe as well?
>>31088049One of my favorite episodes, i love you for actually putting the title.
>>31088038So we get more nMGS hugs, no problem there.
>>31088038>implying that's not Best Possible OutcomeThen we can make EVERYBODY happy, instead of leaving blind alt-Sparkle to fight ridiculously powerful Evil Rena all alone.
>>31088001Rena, stop being selfish and go befriend the bad guys.
>>31088049Well now I have to go find that episode. Too bad netflix took all the Stargate episodes down.
>>31088049of course it could go wrong.I just question whether the outcome can, short of annihilating the entire universe, be any worse than the extinction level threat it's currently facing ANYWAY.
>>31088001I really don't want to cut off the other world. It's dangerous, but it exists, and I don't want to doom the people there.This is a seriously out-there idea, but... you know how you were saying that you liked the idea of being in love but never felt it for real? If the magic sword can create emotional bonds, then maybe it can let you love someone, just to see what it's like.
>>31088095Season 4 episode... 6? I think. Been a while
>>31088049Is that M*A*S*H? Looks like Hawkeye.
>>31088001I really want to cut time with a sword.
>>31088001SIGH OKAYLet's go talk to Lord of Death first. Actually, while we're here, ask why nobody's killed Spine Ravager yet. Ignis doesn't have a skeletal structure, so wouldn't he be immune to the Ravager's abilities?
>>31088001Let's try to find the blade's owner and get him to tell us how it works.
>>31087679>Lord of Death>Kills people with a single touch>a single touchWorld 1-1 First Goomba confirmed for final boss
>>31088103huh.You know, that's just crazy enough to work.Here's an idea.Rena. use the Sword of Connections to swap all your connections with Evil Rena's.That would... sort of make you her, and her you, right?
Okay, geeze. I'll go and try befriend the guys. I'm just saying the sword thing sounds like a good idea... I need to talk to Bridgette. See what she thinks about it."Alright. We have some time, right? I'm gonna prepare a bit."MGS: "Good. Call me if anything else happens."===================================>You are now Magical Girl Sparkle.>Sparkle sets off to fly back home. Before she gets there she makes a quick stop at the Hero HQ. Locked away from the lower ranks is the sword that caused all the problems.>With it in hand she can see her own connections....I know how to use magical artifacts.I could try.I could sever the timelines so that they stay far away from each other. Should I?If I screw up...>Nope.>Try it. (Roll 1d20)
>>31088122Stargate SG1It's goddamn MacGyver dude
>>31088049We'll just go find the Ogres. I'm sure they could fix it.
Rolled 11>>31088149>Try it. (Roll 1d20)
Rolled 5>>31088149>Try it. (Roll 1d20)
>>31088149don't your son might cease to exist
>>31088149Don't do it. You could spawn an entire set of alternate timelines if you tried, and possibly cause more crazy shit even if you succeeded.
>>31088149lets leave that for plan C. fucking with time rarely if ever ends well.
>>31088149If you screw up you could end both universes. Probably not a good idea
>>31088149Don't risk it.
Rolled 8>>31088149>>Try it. (Roll 1d20)WE CAN DO IT
Rolled 8>>31088149Do it.
>>31088149No, Sparkle. Think of Ben. Think of your son.
>>31088149>NopeSo the two purples are obviously Big Ben and Little Ben, but who could the thick red be? And the two thin reds, for that matter. I guess one of the thins might be Cynthia, but I thought she was more indifferent than hateful towards her. The other is probably Caffornicator.Come to think of it, that connection web is a lot less hateful than I would expect MGS to feel.
Rolled 3>>31088149>>Try it. (Roll 1d20)I believe in you, Sparkle.Please.
>>31088203So it's the Godzilla threshold.
>>31088149>Nope.With luck nowadays, you'd somehow bring forth evil Rose or something
>>31088149Do it! What's the worst that could happen?
>>31088149No. Bad idea.
Rolled 5>>31088149Do it. It's the most sure way if it works.
>>31088095Just VPN over to Canada. That's how I'm watching it right now.
Rolled 20>>31088149Cut that timeline open.
Rolled 10>>31088149LEts do this!
>>31088231>Come to think of it, that connection web is a lot less hateful than I would expect MGS to feel.most of the hatred is self-hatred. It doesn't go anywher.
>>31088149Think it through. If you sever the connections, what could happen?You could end this right now, or create a gaping void of uncreation and hate that only wants to consume everything that is.>>31088238Yeah, for when Evil Rena devours the Lord of Death and Threepunchman.
>>31088149Nah.That sword is already bullshit on multiple levels, and messing with time -intentionally-?Sounds like a great way to ruin everything forever.
Rolled 15>>31088149>Sever Evil Rena's connections to you, Ben, and Rosario.
>>31088149>Nope.Think of your kid. Don't risk your family
Rolled 11>>31088289I wish you'd rolled that sooner. We wouldn't be so far outvoted then.
>>31088149Nope.Its an awful idea.If there's 2 renas in this timeline when they seperate, do they get mashed together? is evil rena stuck here forever?DO we wipe out the time-space continuum and absolutely fuck the universe?
Rolled 18>>31088149>Try it. (Roll 1d20)This can't end poorly.
>>31088285They took them off the states netflix? It's still one of the top viewed things on Canadian
>>31088149No fucking way. I'm pretty sure that kind of weapon is the thing that always makes things worse.
Rolled 12>>31088149Cowards die in shame! Do it.
>>31088149>thick reduh ohsomeone you thought was dead actually isn't
>>31088149Nopenopenopenopenope.In what world is messing with artifacts that can rewrite and cut apart universes a good idea?especially when it relies on /tg/ dice and the DC is probably a nat 21?
>>31088149Do not do it. But now that you have it, why don't you follow some of those lines around? Think of it as a journey of self-discovery.
>>31088149The Nopest of nopes.At least investigate the history of the weapon first.
Wait. Wait wait wait.The thing can cut and create bonds, right?Use the sword to open a portal to Evil Rena's side, and ask for info.
>>31088337I really want to see if Rena can swap her connections with Evil Rena.Because theoretically, then we'd have an "evil Rena" with all the powers who feels the same way about Rena's friends as Rena does.and a depowered "Good Rena" who would know exactly why Evil Rena went evil.
>>31088149>Nope.It's not the risk of failure that I'm against. That's an entire world's worth of people. We wouldn't be a hero if we just abandoned them. They deserve a happy ending.Keep the blade, though. It could be very important.
>>31088352They take a lot of things off the states Netflix.Most of my traffic to the site is bounced off a server up by you.
Rolled 17>>31088149THIS IS THE STATUS QUO! WE ARE AT THE PRECIPICE. HERO RENA QUEST CAN'T ALWAYS BE HAPPY FUN TIMES AND LARRO'S LACKADAISICAL LESBIANISM LICKAROONIE. CUT. IT. OPEN!
... Nah. This is way too dangerous. I could end up destroying my family.I worked too damn hard to get that.>Sparkle tosses the blade aside.>>31088289>As she does she can hear it cut through -something-. Ah, well. It was probably nothing.We'll save for Plan C.But what else can I do for now that could help?
>>31088426Gather Rena and yours friends, fill them in on what the plan is for now.
>>31088426Pick it BACK UP AND SEE WHAT YOU CUT, YOU DUMB BITCH.
>>31088426>As she does she can hear it cut through -something-. Ah, well. It was probably nothing.WHAT DID IT CUTWHAT DID IT CUT
>>31088149Sparkle, don't be stupid. Put the sword down and don't break ANYTHING!Also, you just created a parallel universe, so don't be surprised if your ex makes a guest appearance soon.
>>31088426LARRO WAT HAS U DONE
>>31088426>As she does she can hear it cut through -something-. Ah, well. It was probably nothingWHAT DID YOU DO!?!?
>>31088426FIND OUT WHAT YOU CUT AND FIX IT!YOU SAID YOU UNDERSTOOD ARTIFACTS!
>>31088426go tell your son you love him, assuming he still exists
>>31088403>They deserve a happy ending.Tricky.The reason is that the they exist is a multiversal counter-balance. Both sides can only have any form of happiness because the other is there to contain the other choice.What we're looking at here is two parts of time and space that should never have touched.Honestly I'm surprised the Chronodimensional cops haven't already turned up to sort this out.
>>31088426Cocks.Anyways, Rena's putting her life on the line and I don't think she can even afford to eat right now. Buy her groceries or something.
>>31088426>she can hear it cut through -something-.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>31088426...I believe you just cut the thread to Ben. Great going...
>>31088426DFSNFDSLNFK Dammit sparkle! It wasn't nothing! You cut a thin red or a thin blue, based off of where you threw it. What does blue mean, anyway?Okay Sparkle, quick question. Who do you hate most? Because you had a thick red line. I'd like to find out where that led.
>>31088426oh god whyFor now, take a page out of Rena's book, and go make some goddamn friends. Hasn't Raindrops been hanging out with Queen of the World? Go chat with them.
>>31088426Look where you're throwing the potentially world-ending magical artifact. You're supposed to be smarter than this.If that's not a problem, than what you ought to do is research the other world. We know that Bridgette's powers can cross the boundary. Are there any other heroes that can do that, like Rider?>captcha: the esplyyCan the Esplyy do anything in the other world?
Holy shit, chill out.He linked the 20 with the cut comment.Just calm down.
>>31088491no, there was at least one crit success and zero crit fails, so it's probably OK.I look forwards to seeing what it was though.
>>31088528>Cut that timeline open.Oh boy.
>>31088528BUT WHAT DID IT CUT
>>31088426Don't you have to will it to work? Why would it work without conscious activation?
Oh, Sparky. Question while we gotcha.Your Focus... Does it ever actually need any kind of recharging? or is there just a limit on how much power you can draw before YOU need a rest?
>>31088426Okay, we'll need to be ready to counter anything that the evil Rena can throw at us. She could be stealing powers from anyone in her world, so let's ask whatever heroes or villains we can about the best way to counter their powers.
>>31088571>Why would it work without conscious activation?because like all Artifacts, it has a will of it's own and can do weird things sometimes.
>>31088580the second, she ran out of mana when fighting Ben and had to rest to recover it
>>31088426Just so you know, the other Sparkle was dying from drug and alcohol abuse and needed dark magic to survive. You might want to see a doctor if you have the time.
>>31088619Yeah you pretty much need magic powers to live.
>>31088497Raindrops is with Rena now, guiding her to the place of those S-1 dudes.Though we need to assemble a team and fill people in on Evil Rena.
>>31088618Yes, but was that her reaching her limit of how much power she could draw from the focus, or was that the focus itself needing time to replenish it's energies?
>>31088571Because, using Bridgette as a conduit, the /u/boats have infused that blade with all their lesbotastic hopes and dreams. It has become the Masam/u/ne.
>>31088658I dunno, does it matter? It's a cap on her daily power output either way. The result is the same no matter which it is.
>>31088619Hopefully she has cut back on the smoking ever since she had her kid.We still need his official name, by the way.
>>31088725Yeah, we have no idea what the kid's name is.Or Sparkle's, for that matter.
She could CUT back smoking and drinking with the sword
... Perhaps I should not have thrown it. But I don't feel like I've lost any connections. I should be fine.>>31088580Not really. Mine only runs out of mana when I run out. It's pretty much my own energy. It refills on it's own very quickly too. That.. Other Me. Her Focus seems to be similar to what EdgeMurder and CosplayLass had.>>31088619Haha, yeah. I have the exact same thing. If my focus broke I'd have only a few months to live thanks to all the cancer I probably have.>>31088451I'll need to inform everyone. We have to be ready for when she appears again.But right now I want to check on my family.Then I'll talk to the other S-Class's>Sparkle flies off to her own home. Inside she finds her son exactly where he last was.>In a giant web thing.Good, he's safe.No matter what happens I swear I will never allow anything to happen to him or Ben.
>>31088777That'd be cool. Or her negative emotions and stuff.
>>31088807>In a giant web thing.D'aww.
>>31088807Oh my, you're not looking depressed in the slightest. Like, not at all. You done fucked up and changed yourself
>>31088720It was something that came up in the discussion of the foci in /qtg/ once.Sparkle and Raindrops have the only two remaining known "original" foci, and both of them are "special" in different ways. Raindrops is in pretty bad shape, and it is linked to a differnt Incubator from Sparkles.Sparkles, meanwhile, seemingly contains the power of QB and by extension, all Sparkle's friends, which seems to imply that - unlike all other Foci, it no longer needs "charging" - it's kind of permanently overcharged.Also... because we know someone who has demonstrated a ridiculously high tolerance for using that kind of power.
>>31088807Is that... cute?
>>31088807where's the scar under your left eye goneuh oh
>>31088807Has he ever been a snakeboy? I seem to remember him being a snakeboy, not a spiderboy.
>>31088865He's most likely a shapeshifter, like his dad.
>>31088457"HAHAHA! With Rider's Soul in hand we can open the portal immediately. They seriously thought they could keep me out? Get the equipment ready. I'm going to go over there and personally show them what it means to try and deny me what I want.">Slice."..."MGS?: "Hehehe..."
>>31088807If the alternate Sparkle comes over, could they share a focus?
>>31088863I think that's her mouth, dawg
>>31088937dude, the scar that is always underneath the left eye. It's gone from the last twomaybe larro just made a mistake or something
>>31088919And once again the day is saved thanks to Magical Girl Sparkles.
>>31088919Damn you captain planet?
>>31088919Well, at least we got more time before she can start drop in again.
>>31088807son, why are you in that spider nest.what are you eating in there?
>>31088985wait, did Sparkle just kill Rider's Soul?
>>31088937Go look at some of the older pictures of MGS. She has a scar on the left side of her face under her eye. After Sparkle threw the sword, the scar is now missing.
>>31088807Daww, he can spider now.>>31088862Yes
>>31089010Or set it free.
>>31089010Severed the connection between the soul and the gem, maybe.
>>31088919Does that mean we just killed AltRider?
>>31088919>dat MGSHoly shit, it really is Longhair Universe
Thanks for reading guys! Always a pleasure to run. I'll try and get the next chapter up sooner than usual so check the twitter.>>31089010More like freed her from being used as a battery. She was already dead.Anyway here's another panel that I had already most of the way drawn but decided not to use. It's mostly Queen complaining about how this bag wasn't immediately giving her food while Raindrops looks off in the distance. Her old 'things are fucked up' radar was pinging.
>>31089086was sparkle's missing scar an art flub or PLOT?
>>31089086queen, how is that not dirty yet.and larro, why is baby monster sparkle so adorable?
>>31089072QotW as the resistance leader when?
>>31089086Sure thing man, thanks for running. Great thread as always.What are Sparkle's and the baby's real names, by the way?
>>31089135>What are Sparkle's and the baby's real names, by the way?Do you REALLY want that absolutely confirmed and locked down as "canon"?
>>31089106A simple art mistake. Our of all the things I forget to draw that's one of them. Rena's freckles vanish every once in a while as well along with Bridgette's eye tattoo things. I try to update quickly so I forget little things.>>31089119It's in his genes.>>31089135Magical Girls keep their Magical Girl names til they officially retire/get eaten. Sparkle's name is Sparkle for now. Her son's name is BenBen Rosario Von Sparklebutt.Okay, that's not really it. But Monster Matriarch has decided to call him Magical Monster.
>>31089138Google image search says Wasurenagumo. It's not what you're hoping.
>>31089219Was the one where she killed a bitch and dumper her on her mother canon?
>>31089198If not, we will have to deal with people calling him Benben Rosario Sparklelord Monster III, esq every time they mention him
>>31089086> Her old 'things are fucked up' radar was pinging.A magical girl down on her luck has it tough. Tougher than most. You don't survive the street lifestyle without honing your senses. Developing the keep senses of a predator and strike without impunity when the time came.That's the kind of girl old raindrops was.
>>31089228BB RVS.B. B. Revs.
>>31089228>BenBen Rosario Von Sparklebuttthe greatestest thing i have ever read
>>31089228>magical monsterDOES THAT MEAN MONSTER MEISTRO HAS EARNED HER FIRST +?
>>31089228No double chapter?
>>31089228> Her son's name is BenBen Rosario Von Sparklebutt.HA.> Okay, that's not really it.Aaww.
>>31089264I thought we were using the last name "Sparklemonster"?
>>31089287I thought it was Sparklebottom.
Wait, which rider did we kill here? I'm confused.
>>31089347AltRider, since our Rider was drinking with Bridgette.
>>31089347Alternate riders imprisoned soul
>>31089347alt-Rider I assume.Since normal rider was drinking with Bridgette at the beginning.
>>31088919Is it just me or does Evil Rena actually have a chest?
>>31089375It was the first power she stole
>And so ends another thread. The next one should be up this weekend and will involve clothing.yay shopping
>>31089228>gotta draw fast and details too slowYou're doing awesome. Thanks for running.Alt-QotW when?
>>31089375She does. Damn it, alterena got all the luck.
>>31089375evil rena hascurvesa libido a brainpowersbut no luck or friendsher pure opposite
>>31089347 Alt Rider. A miserable Hero driven to try and avenge the many fallen Heroes of the alt-timeline by killing Evil Rena. She was quickly murdered.>>31089278Her mom has never been more proud.
>>31089396Rena prepares for her trip into the great unknown.And she dresses like Indiana Jones.
>>31089423She looks oddly conflicted.
>>31089423oh man this is going to take forever to get used tobut goddamn is she adorable
>>31089131Longhair Queenie even has the flowing locks to valiantly flutter in the breeze as she heroically poses just as all resistance leaders need.
>>31089423So everyone in the family gains a new '+'?
>>31089423Awww, way to go, Bridgette.
>>31089423Oh God she looks so happy there.Is she qualified for an S-Rank, considering how she beat up a powerful enemy?
>>31089423Yay! She's finally earned her navel!>captcha: lograpac GrantYay! She's finally been granted her lograpac!
>>31089423That means mom needs to have like a traingle of +s surrounding her MM.
>>31089423and thus, the entire monster family gained a + that day.
>>31089453Everyone has a new + now. So Cynthia is now MM++, Monster Matriarch is MM+++. Thankfully Ben is still just MMA.>>31089375Her new favorite power.
A question for Sparkle. Aren't you a bit ashamed that your child is a bastard? Why hasn't Ben asked to marry you yet?
>>31089697How do they gain the +'s?And QotW side-chapter tonight? Just a small one?
>>31089697Shouldn't Magical Monster be MMB since he's a boy?
>>31089719did you miss the entire conversation?
>>31089697Did Evil Rena get shapeshifting and is now using it to seduce others?That fiend.
When you notice it you will shout brix
>>31089703I'm pretty sure Magical Girl Law states that the moment two girls share a bed or bath together, they're married by MG law. It probably carries over to men as well. Maybe.
>>31089703do people actually care about that still?
>>31089719>QotW side-chapter tonight? Just a small one?There you go >>31089086
>>31089703give her some time.Babies are supposed to take like nine months to allow you to set up a marriage.
>>31089776I imagine that girls who went through what sparkle did have a healthy disrespect for the concept of organised religion.Also, y'know. Ex-lesbian.
>>31089765Are you implying these are hairstyles for grown up Ben-Ben and he's actually a really good trap?>>31089790the ring comes out pretty fast though.
>>31089765You mean the neck-slash looking mark on Long?
>>31089765Bridgette with longer hair and the ponytail looks amazing, we all know that.
>>31089747I must have. All I saw was that everyone got one, not the why. Something about new generations or something?
>>31089805just a collarbone
>>31089765...That happiness and bust size are almost directly proportional to hair length?
>>31089795well not just themI don't know a single person who cares if a child was born out of wedlockits just not a concern
>>31089765Not seeing it.
>>31089765She doesn't actually look better with long hair?
Someone rearchive this thread.
>>31089719Queen of the World can not be contained in a small side chapter. Entire chapters must be dedicated to her to show her beauty.She will definitely have another chapter, though. Just not today.
>>31089942Updo is best, after all.
>>31089803No I'm implying that sparkle cut timelines so she had a son not a daughter.
>>31090000That's Bridgette. Read the Tumblr.
>>31089973I'm on it.We're at the end of the topic list, so let's leave it at that so none of the messages are missed.
>>31089995> Entire chapters must be dedicated to her to show her beauty.Damn straight.