>>30982807
> “… who the fuck are you?"
> “… The fuck is this?”
Stop being silly, Cupid.

>>30982807
>> “… The fuck is this?”

>>30982807
>> “… Arrow?”
>> “… The fuck is this?”

>>30982807
>> “… who the fuck are you?”
>> “… Arrow?”
>> “… The fuck is this?”

>>30982807
> “… Arrow?”

>>30982807
> “… The fuck is this?”

>>30982807
>> “… who the fuck are you?”
>> “… Arrow?”
>> “… The fuck is this?”

> the fuck is going on you bitch did you just fucking shoot me with an arrow this isn’t lord of the rings you motherfucking bitch

You blink. “Excuse me?”

The girl sighs, helping you up onto your feet. You dust off your school uniform a bit. She introduces herself.

“My name is Cupid St. Valentine, deliverer of love and friendship to all!”

>> CUPID ST. VALENTINE <<
> DELIVERER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP TO ALL <

You nod. “Really? What’s this talk about an arrow?”

Cupid says, “Well, I was trying to hit that girl on the roof of the school building there and I might’ve missed just a teensy bit.”

You look over to the school building which is half a mile away. Teensy bit is putting it lightly. “Alright, am I going to die or something?”

“No no!” Cupid quickly shakes her head, clutching her bow. “But uh… well. It’s- It’s kind of awkward but any-“ She leans in a bit, nervous. “Well, basically, you’re now a total chick magnet.”

…

“Huh?” you say.

Cupid says, “Don’t worry, I’ll try to find a way to cure you. Just make your way to school. I’ll be back later.” She holds up her bow. “Heart Prism Transportation!” She disappears in a flash of magic.

Huh. Weird. You look around, no sign of people so far. You’ve got everything you’d usually have on your person too.

> Head to School
> Call Someone (Sepcify)
> Other

>>30982993

>Other (Look through Binocs)

Who the fuck was she trying to hit?

>Head to School

>>30982993
>> Head to School

Oh boy

Cupid, or the Tank Fairy?

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>>30982993
>> Call Someone (Sepcify)

> Fairless.

>>30982993
>Head to school

To school where a legion of young, sexually frustrated girls are

This can only go well

>>30982993
>>30983022
This

>>30982993
> Head to School

So this is what Trudy dreams about? Yep, totally not gay.

>>30982993
>Head to School
Man, this day's gonna ROCK.

>>30982993
> Head to School
Gotta admit I'm interested in seeing how Kitten and Fairless and Fredendall react.

>>30982993
> Head to School
>>Other (Look through Binocs)
>Who the fuck was she trying to hit?

This does pique my curiosity. And why did Cupid try to snipe someone that far away?

>>30983046
Please don't start. I had a headache last sunday

>>30982993
We are so likely to be caught in amusing and unexpected situations.

>>30983097
How else would you hit Fairless, if she will kill you by laying her eyes on you.

> Head to School

You quickly scan the rooftop of the school building. The fuck was she trying to hit, JFK?

Whatever, you continue on your way to school. This chick magnet thing can’t be all bad, right?

“E-Em…” you blink, and turn around to see a young Freshman. “H-Hi there. My name is Kimmy Kimmelson, a Freshman.”

>> KIMMY KIMMELSON <<
> FRESHMAN <

“Oh?” you say. “Something you need-“ She presents to you an envelope. “… the hell is this?”

Kimmy says, blushing intensely, almost tearing up. “Please accept my love, Gertrude Pool!”

> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> THE FUCK WHAT NO HELL NO
> I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
> DINNER AND MOVIE AND I MIGHT CONSIDER IT
> Other

>>30983154
> I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

>>30983154
> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> THE FUCK WHAT NO HELL NO
> I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

> DINNER AND MOVIE AND I MIGHT CONSIDER IT

>>30983154
>> I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

>>30983154
> Other
RUN! don't stop, don't slow down. just run! and what ever you do, don't look back.

>>30983154
> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For real though, my heart belongs to another
Its my tank

>>30983185
I like it

>>30983154
>I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

>>30983154
> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> THE FUCK WHAT NO HELL NO
> I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
>Other(RUN THE FUCK AWAY TRUDY, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY THESE SORT OF THINGS END)

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>>30983154
>> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh boy, I'm right on time!

And how coincidental! Anyone wish to read more GertrudexRussels writefaggotry?

>>30983154
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
How did she have a love letter already prepared if Cupid hit us on the way to school? I doubt she wrote in on the spot.

>>30983154
> I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
> Other
Step back slowly, placate the emotional Freshman now, then leg it when there's at least a couple of meters worth of distance

>>30983241
Yes

>>30983241
Always

>>30983250
Addressed to someone else with name hastily scribbled out and replaced with ours.

Its a fucking hallucination.

> BITCH I’M NOT EVEN GAY WHAT THE HELL

You tilt your head. “Yoooooooooo… Um… This is slightly awkward, I have to say that unfortunately I don’t- I mean.”

Kimmy blinks, tears welling up in her eyes. “Y-You mean-“

“Wait, I mean! I don’t even know you, maybe like a dinner or a movie, I might consider that!”

Suddenly, a Sophomore pops out of the bush. “Kimmy, you bitch! I was going to confess to Gertrude!”

You ask, “Who the hell are you?”

“Yuri Imawoto! Sophomore!”

>> YURI IMAWOTO <<
> SOPHOMORE <

Yuri says, “Gertrude is my own true love and you’re stealing her from me!”

Another Sophomore bursts out of a tree. “Negatory! She’s mine!”

>> JENNY CARLSON <<
> ANOTHER SOPHOMORE <

A crowd of students comes up the street, then halt as they see you. “It’s Gertrude! The Steel Beauty of Lafayette Girls Academy!” Everyone screams.

oh shit

> Run
> Try to resolve things peacefully
> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”
> Other

>>30983326
> Run
Scream
> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”
While running

>>30983250
Freshmen are already in love with Trudy, she didn't need Cupid's help.

>>30983326
> Run
As if they could keep up.

>>30983326

> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”
>RUN

>>30983326
> Run
> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”

>>30983326
> Run
> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”
I FUCKING TOLD YOU TRUDY

capcha: their tellegay

>>30983326
>> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”


This is hell

>>30983326
>> Run

Run like the wind, woman!

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>>30983326
> Run
> “CUPID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE”
> Other
Find Fairless, hide behind her. That should keep these hounds at bay.
And put Trudy right into Fairless' crosshairs.

>>30983326
>Acquire tank
>Hunt Cupid bitch
>Armageddon

>>30983418

in all seriousness, I think it's too late. I'm pretty sure Fairless has a crush on Trudy since Trudy is the only one who is nice to her

What's the bet Cupid was trying to hit Fairless?

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>>30983287
>>30983272

For those who need to catch up:

http://pastebin.com/b8uaHLH4

And for the main event!

http://pastebin.com/dSY9q91y

I apologize beforehand for this installment being very dialog-heavy. Hope you enjoy it!

Oh God this is the first time I've ever written anything remotely shiptastic, let alone crossover shipping someone help me please.

>>30983426
The tank IS cupid.

>>30983464
Fifteen Deutch marks on it being Fairless.

>>30983464

A pity but thats what it is. Trude's already spoken for.

>>30983497
>>30983507

Pretty sure this dream will be a metaphor for us taking the grace for Fairless' niceness and suffering because of it

> Equip Gloves of Running Urgently
> “CUPID MOTHERFUCKER HELP ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

You sprint towards school, a huge parade of pursuing students of all years and nationalities coming in behind you, screaming and squealing your name as they try to catch you.

You REALLY do not want them to catch you. “Cupid!” you yell. “Cupid you fuck! Help me out!”

You run into the school grounds then halt as the huge amounts of students pause to look at you.

>> JENNY CURTISS <<
> TEAM BEARCAT DRIVER <

“It’s Gertrude!” yells Jenny. “Gertrude, I have something to say to you!” She holds up a pretty pink envelope sealed with a heart. Yeah, big guess as to what that is.

“Damn it, Jenny!” yells Samantha.

>> SAMANTHA WHITWORTH <<
> TEAM MINIE COMMANDER <

“I was going to confess to Gertrude!” she yells. “Fuck off!”

“She’s mine you morons!” yells Janek. “She’s property of the Polish Student Assocation!”

>> JANET “JANEK” KOS <<
> TEAM WOJTEK COMMANDER <

Oh for the hell of all that’s lovely. Everyone begins to swarm in on you.

Cupid appears overhead, floating. “Take my hand!” she yells.

> yeah nah fuck you cupid, I’ll take my chances
> Take her hand
> Other

>>30983551
>> Take her hand

fuuuu

>>30983551

>Take her hand

"This is all your fault, you bitch."

>>30983551
> Take her hand

Well that escalated quickly.

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>>30983551
>> Take her hand

Do we really have a choice in this matter? It's either escape or get drowned in bitches.

>>30983551
> RALLY! (-10 CP)
Snap them out of it!

>>30983551
> fuck you cupid
> Take her hand

>>30983551
>Pull her down and make out with her.

Not for Yuri but because I'd like to see a hundred or so schoolgirls gobsmacked.

>>30983551
>yeah nah fuck you cupid, I’ll take my chances

> Take her hand
> Take my whole life too
kill me

>>30983551

>Rally

>>30983551
Rally

>>30983600
>>30983677
>>30983687
>Rally
Won't that just make them focus on us EVEN HARDER?

>>30983710
In that case, I vote for rally.

>>30983710
They'll stop frenzing hopefully.

>>30983600
>Spending command points in dreamland
I can't hope you guys don't do this hard enough.

> Take her hand

You grab Cupid and she immediately sends you flying at the school building. You barely have any time to scream before you smash face first onto the rooftop. At least you’re fine for now but FUCK CUPID.

Cupid flies in next to you. “Sorry, couldn’t think of anything else.”

“Why is everyone suddenly wanting to jump my bones?” you say. “I mean, half of these people have boyfriends don’t they?”

Cupid shrugs. “Well, the person who wished upon my star wanted to become attractive to all women. Unfortunately I hit you instead and that was my only arrow.”

You nod. “Okay. So… what do I do then? How do I fix this?”

Cupid rubs her chin, pensive. “Hm…” She snaps her finger, pulling a hot pink Colt .45.

“I’m not going to shoot people-“

“Oh, you’re not shooting bullets!” She cocks the slide back on the pistol. “This gun is specifically designed to shoot phenomenal energy at girls, thus overloading their pleasure sensors and stunning them briefly!”

You look down at the pistol. “In English?”

“It gives them intense orgasms on the spot when you shoot them,” says Cupid.

…

Cupid continues with, “Now. Unfortunately I was not able to discern who the person on the rooftop was, it was an anonymous wish you see. But, I happen to have a few very good suspects. You hunt them down for me, and bring them here and I will do my best to resolve the situation.” She hands the pistol. “Here you go.” She also hands you a list of suspects. “And here are the suspects. Find them, they’re immune to my love magic I’m afraid so it won’t be easy.”

You nod.

Who?

> Kitten
> Nancy
> Lisa
> Bernadette

>>30983822
>> Bernadette

Big Red Button Go.

>>30983822
Kitten

Waste the whole load on her.

>>30983822
>> Kitten

>>30983843
We're doing her last....

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>>30983822
> Nancy

Okay, this I gotta see.

>>30983822
> Kitten

>>30983822
>> Nancy

huh

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>>30983551
>Other
Turn around, do this.
We die as we lived: drowned in bitches.

>>30983822
>> Kitten
Do it tearfuly, "I'm so sorry!"

>>30983822
> Nancy
Its not all girls she wants, just fairlass.

>>30983901

>seconding

>>30983822
>> Nancy

>>30983952
This, do them all at once.

>>30983822
Realize you are dreaming, lucid dream, sexually experiment with everyone!

>>30983822
Hey, how do we even know if this gun works?

>>Test it on yourself.
For scientific reasons. Yeah.

> Nancy

You jump off the roof and land down, surrounded by a sea of lovestruck girls. One of them runs at you, squealing.

You look down at your gun. Now’s a good time as any you suppose. You raise it and blast her with pink energy.

“Unf!” She places her hand over her crotch, blushing intensely as she slides down to a kneel.

what are you doing with your life

You cock your gun again. Time to drown in pussy.

…

…

After blasting your way through the courtyard, you make it to the AP History and Moral Philosophy room. You kick the door, surprising all the students and the female professor.

“It’s Gertrude Pool! The Steel Heart of Lafayette Girls Academy!” yells one of them. She jumps at you, to which you blast her point blank. She falls on you, moaning in pleasure as she slides down your body, taking your blazer with you. Damn it, you needed that.

The other girls rush at you, to which you blast their virginities right off. Even the Professor comes at you, and you quickly give her a shot to the crotch.

Nancy walks over, surprised. “Gertrude?”

> “Come with me if you want to love.”
> “I’m giving girls intensely pleasurable orgasms, you want one?”
> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”
> Other

>>30984130
> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”

>>30984130
>“I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”
>Implying we knew what was going on to start with

>>30984130
> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”

And once we get into this zone, it's safe to always fall back into the same old routine.
> Read a Book (Nice Shot, Cupid!)
> Study a Tankery Team (whichever team uses Valentine tanks)

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>>30984130
> “I’m giving girls intensely pleasurable orgasms, you want one?”
Always polite.

>>30984130
>> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”
Shoot her in the crotch.

>>30984130
> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”
> “I’m giving girls intensely pleasurable orgasms, you want one?”

>>30984130
>“Come with me if you want to love.”

...fuck you, Schteel. Just... fuck you...

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>>30984130
>“I’m giving girls intensely pleasurable orgasms, you want one?”
Can we get a second gun from Cupid and start doing this?

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>>30984130
>> “Come with me if you want to love.”
>> “I’m giving girls intensely pleasurable orgasms, you want one?”
>> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”
This is killing me Schteel

>>30984130
>> “Come with me if you want to love.”
Hope our ride is outside.

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What the fuck even is going on here.

what psychotic hallucinogens are you on Schteel and where can I get some?

>>30984240
So shooting a person close range makes them spew or bleed dust.

Trude, WAKE UP! Panty thief is in the room!

> “I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.”

Nancy tilts her head. “Is that so?” She looks down at all the quiet girls lying down, basking in their afterglow. “Okay then.”

You say, “Just come with me!”

You run out of the room and go all sneaky operator style on your way to the rooftop.

Unfortunately, in order to get to the rooftop, you have to go through the pool.

You don’t know why you need to do so, but you need to do so.

Nancy says, “Good thing I’m wearing my school swimsuit underneath!”

Girls in school swimsuits start running at you in direct violation of the no running around the pool rule. You quickly blast them into hedonistic pleasures out of your way until you make it to the exit.

You bang on the door. Locked.

“AH!” Nancy screams. What the fu-

YOOOOOOOOOO

>> TENTACLE MONSTER <<
> Okay, what the fuck. <

The blobbly green tentacle monster starts ripping Nancy’s clothes off, running its slimy appendages all over her swimsuited body. Nancy blushes, squirming in his grasp. “H-Help me!”

> yeah nah, you’re on your own.
> Pull her away
> Blast the monster
> Other

>>30984344
The waters /u/boats sail on.

>>30984398
>> Pull her away
>> Blast the monster

I want what you're on Schteel.

>>30984398
>> Pull her away

and leave the clothes behind.

>>30984398
> Pull her away
> Blast the monster
I have a feeling that bringing a tentacle monster to orgasm is a bad idea

>>30984398
> Blast the monster
If it bleeds, we can make it climax.

>>30984398
>Chuck the other girls at it.

>>30984398
>Pull her away
There's a reason we don't shoot octopi.

>>30984398
> BLITZ!: - 15 CP

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This is extraordinarily silly.

>>30984398
Tell the monster she is mormon.

>>30984398
> Pull her away

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>>30984398
> Pull her away
> Blast the monster
>>Load Tracers and FIRE! (-30 CP)

>>30984363
Never been in a firefight with the undead, I presume.

>>30984459
>>30984398
I second this motion

>>30984398
>> Blast the monster

> Pull her away

You run at the monster, nearly slipping on the wet floor as you grab Nancy by the hips and try pulling her away. This only really succeeds in making the monster grasp her around her breasts, causing Nancy to yelp and scream in surprise. The wet floor is unfortunately causing you to lose any traction you have

Goddamn it physics why are you so inconsistent

Finally, you’ve had enough of this shit. You pull with all your might, ripping Nancy out of the grasp of the monster, and tearing up most of her swimsuit in the process.

The monster roars as it swishes its tentacles around. You blast it with your gun, and it immediately withdraws back into the pool.

A life guard, a guy who seems to show no interest in you says, “Darn. That’s the third time this week.”

Whatever. You walk up to Nancy, who lies back, her torn and ripped swimsuit still wrapped around her body. “You okay?” you ask.

Nancy nods. “That was an interesting experience.”

You plow through the exit which miraculously unlocked itself. You manage to finally make it to the rooftop where Cupid is waiting.

Cupid grins. “Very good! Who shall you bring next?”

> Kitten
> Lisa
> Bernadette

>>30984592
>Cupid

>>30984592

>Lisa

>>30984592
>Kitten
>Shoot Nancy for good measure.

>>30984592
>> Lisa

>>30984592
>> Kitten

>>30984592
> Kitten

This is not a very productive dream, last time it helped us with the play

>>30984592
>Lisa
Love how many shits the life guard gave after a girl was rushed by all the others, then attacked by a tentacle monster.

>>30984592
>> Lisa
and shoot nancy

>>30984698
Dude's just there to a collect a pay check and go home.

He's not paid enough to give a shit.

>>30984592
>Kitten

>>30984592
> Lisa
Then,
>Kitten
Then,
>Bernadette

>>30984592
>Kitten

>>30984592
Ask Nancy first if she made the wish to Cupid.

> Lisa

>>30984592
> Lisa

> Lisa

You burst into the Library. “Lisa, I-“

Lisa tells you to shush. “We’re in a library you dope.” She stacks some books up and carries them to a shelf.

“Lisa, come with me! I need you to-“

Lisa says, “I’m busy.”

“But-“

Lisa says, “No buts!” She drops the stack down. A ladder comes sliding down the shelf towards her then stops. She quickly climbs up, carrying a few books to sort. “I’m busy, go away.”

You look up her skirt. Striped panties. Pffft.

> Convince her to come with you
> Shoot her
> Pull her panties down
> Other

>>30984854
>Shoot her
>Drag her back

>>30984854
>> Shoot her
Apply force directly to the buttocks.

>>30984854
>> Shoot her
Then pick her up and carry her.

>>30984854
>Shoot her, drag her out King Kong like

> Convince her to come with you
If that doesn't work...

> Shoot her
> Pull her panties down
Also, didn't she say striped pantsu were lame?

>>30984854
>> Shoot her


I feel like a bastard

>>30984854
>> Shoot her

>>30984890
I don't.

I like it when everyone's on the same page.

>>30984890

Dreamscape is perfect for this sort of big red button shit.

>>30984854
>> Pull her panties down
> Shoot her

>>30984854
>> Pull her panties down

For those who are not getting it yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KMY3xzrGFc

>>30984854
> Shoot her.

>>30984888
That was Trudy. She though they counted as sexy panties.

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>>30985019
>MFW

>>30985019
Learn something new everyday.

> Shoot her

You simply lift your gun up and blast her. She squeals, high-pitched, folding her hand over her crotch. “Unf! What- What the hell-“ She loses grasp of the ladder and falls, allowing to catch her.

You look down at her, smirking. “Was it everything you hoped it’d be?”

Lisa blushes, sweat coming down her face. “Huh? What?”

“Come on,” you say.

With that, you carry a very confused and aroused Lisa all the way to the rooftop. You drop her down next to a still shell-shocked Nancy.

Cupid says, “Excellent! Who next?”

> Kitten
> Bernadette

>>30985071
> Bernadette
I'M COMING FOR YOUR FAIRLESS

>>30985071
> Bernadette
Save the best for last.

>>30985019
I had no idea. And it's a rail shooter too, oh geez.

>>30985071
> Kitten

>>30985071
>> Kitten

We're shooting her regardless.

Oh and shoot Nancy before we leave.

>>30985071
> Kitten

>>30985071
> Bernadette
Go in guns blazing.

>>30985071
>Kitten

We're saving the best for last

>>30985071
>> Kitten

>>30985071
>> Kitten

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>>30985019
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KMY3xzrGFc
...huh.

>>30985071
>Bernadette
Schteel, why do I have the feeling that you're doing this to release your built-up exha/u/st because you can't go fully /u/nderwater in the main quest?

>>30985167
I'm exhausted. I do stupid things when I'm tried.

>>30985071
> Kitten
Bernadette seems to be Final Boss tier.
Or that one Boss encounter in the game that's harder than the Final Boss.

>>30985071
>> Kitten

I want Fairlass to be last

>>30985175
>I do stupid things when I'm tried.
well, at least we know you're sincere.

>>30985175
This is not stupidity, this is funny!

>>30985071
> Bernadette
Implying we're going to need any effort to get Kitten to come with us.

>>30985071
> Bernadette

>>30985300

We can still shoot kitten.

>>30985300
That's why getting her out of the way is the best idea

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> Kitten

You run around the school, blasting more students into their climaxes, trying to find Kitten. Wherever could be she be?

Finally, you arrive in the gym of all places. She’s tied up, hanging from a basketball hoop, upside down. “Trudy!” she screams.

“Kitten!” you say. “Hold on, I’m coming!”

“Not if we can help it!”

The four of them drop down from the ceiling, wielding blades of immense anti-magical power. “She’s ours! Buzz off, American!”

>> THE FUHREROUS FOUR <<
> The Magisch Korps’ Top Fighters <

You stand there, dumbstruck. Then you simply shoot them. They all fall to the ground, moaning and holding themselves in pleasure. That was easy.

[1/2]

>>30985071
>Kitten

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>>30985375
[2/2]

You run past them then up to Kitten, then a huge hulking man behind a gasmask and several layers of clothes and armor stands over.

>> THE STORM ACE <<
> The Magisch Korps’ Tier One Wundersoldaten <

… Fucking what? You shoot him. He doesn’t even flinch.

Ah. He must be a guy.

> Punch him
> Kick him
> yeah nah, fuck you kitten I’m out
> Other

Rolled 87

>>30985398
> TRANSFORM

>>30985398
>Other

Seduce him.

A MAN!

>>30985398
>Other
TRANSFORM!

>>30985398

> Punch him
> Kick him

>>30985398
>> Kick him

IN THE BALLS

>>30985398
>>30985406
> TRANSFORM
TANK FORM SYNCHRONIZE!

>>30985398
> yeah nah, fuck you kitten I’m out

>>30985175
You need to do more stupid things.

>>30985398
Henshin a Go Go

>>30985398
> IMPROVED INTUITION: - 1 CP
Aim for the vision ports!

>>30985398
What are we transforming into? Kitten is Liberty.

>>30985398
>> Other
> Blindside him with a bra, then retrieve Kitten while he's distracted.

>>30985488
SOME SORT OF TANK, OBVIOUSLY.

>>30985398
Ramp off him and grab kitten!

>>30985497
Or at least gets a Tank witch Striker from the Strike Witches series.

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WE MAGICAL GIRL LIBERTY NOW OH GOD

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>>30985167
Better to do it in a one-shot than in the main quest. That way we can erase this one-shot without it even colliding with the main quest.

> TRANSFORM

TIME’S UP BITCH

You TRANSFORM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjW6uewyQfw

>> MAGICAL GIRL LIBERTY! <<

You slam the rims of your shields down into the ground, smashing it to bits. The Storm Ace barely reacts as he walks up to you and throws a punch. You bring your shields up just in time for you to get punch across the room.

“Trudy! I thought I was Magical Girl Liberty!” yells Kitten.

You say, “I need to borrow it for a second!”

The Storm Ace runs at you, full blast.

> Jump over him and rescue Kitten
> SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY BASH!
> Other

>>30985538
Also, was that Magical Girl Liberty quest around when LGA started? because these threads were the first place I saw it.

>>30985592
>> SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY BASH!

Rolled 14

>>30985592
>> SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY BASH!
LET'S ROLL OVER 70

>>30985592
>> SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY BASH!
TO THE BALLS

>>30985592
>> Jump over him and rescue Kitten

>>30985592
>> Jump over him and rescue Kitten
SHE'S Magical Girl Liberty! We are a Tank Striker Witch.

>>30985592
>EVEN MORE BETTER SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY SHELL
Fuck yeah, tanks
And kitten can tell us thats not one of her moves later

>>30985592
>> SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY BASH!

> SPECIAL MOVE: LIBERTY BASH!

You spin your shields in your hands, letting them wind up and whine as they start turning white hot from the intense energy. You yell as you run up to the Storm Ace, bring your arms back and punch him square on the chest with both shields.

The entire gymnasium explodes, rubble flying everywhere as the Storm Ace goes sailing off into the distance. Looks like he’s blasting off again.

You slice the ropes holding Kitten up, letting her fall into your arms. She quickly kisses you on the cheek, grinning. “My hero!”

You grin back at her, transforming back into your regular Gertrude-self.

“Come on, Kitten!” you say. “We’ve got a war to win!”

You run through the ruins of the gym and back up to the rooftop where you set Kitten down in between Lisa and Nancy.

Cupid smiles. “Great! All that’s left is one person, Miss Bernadette Francine Fairless! Go get her quickly!”

> Okay
> Yeah nah why do I need to do this you little booger
> Other

>>30985777
>> Okay

>>30985777

>> Yeah nah why do I need to do this you little booger

Before

>>OKay

>>30985777
> Okay

>>30985777
>Other
Shoot Kitten in the temples.

>>30985777
>Okay

>>30985777
>> Okay
but...why aren't those 3 affected by Trude's SWAG?

>>30985777
>> Okay

What happen to Ramirez

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>>30985811

>>30985828
She's safe behind her boyfriend powers.

>>30985834
So we somehow make Kitten dream the very wet dreams next to us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN1SnvHSQLg

If anyone was curious what game this was inspired by.

>>30985906

Imagine if the main players in this dream all shared this one.

>>30985906
So who wakes up with a hickey?

> Okay

You burst into another classroom. Empty except for the Senior Council.

Fredendall yells, “I hate you, Pool! But I think you’re sexy so I’m going to hatefuck the SHIT OUT OF YOU!”

“Not today,” you say as you blast them into their orgasms.

Fairless looks up from her chair, apparently having been working. “What the hell is going on?” she says.

You say, “There’s really no time to explain.” You offer your hand. “Come with me.”

Fairless says, “Yeah no.” She stands up. “Fight me.”

> Hell no I’m not going to fight you
> Shoot her
> Steal her panties
> Other

>>30985019
I just thought it was Orgasmo: GuP Edition.
We even got Nancy involved.

>>30985941
"Tentacles...everywhere....heheheh..."

"Y-y-you shot me! In the butt! How could you!...Do it again..."

"B-b-but...I'M Magical Girl Liberty..."

>>30985966
>Shoot her

>>30985966
> Steal her panties
We need to take someone's panties before the dream ends. It must be like an achievement or something.

>>30985966
> Steal her panties
It's only right.

>>30985966
>> Steal her panties

>>30985966
>> Steal her panties
Seems like a fitting end

>>30985966
>> Hell no I’m not going to fight you
>>Steal her panties

>>30985966
> Steal her panties
We be the sleep walking panty thief.

>>30985966
I bet shooting her does jack.


> Steal her panties

>>30985966
>Steal her panties

>>30985966
>> Steal her panties
If we do this, we must never ever tell her this dream

>>30985828
She has a boyfriend.

>>30986043
So do plenty of people we shot.

>>30986080
Why haven't we shot ourselves?

> Steal her panties

“Well!” you say as your kneel down and then grab at Fairless’ thighs. “I’ll just be taking these-“

You grip nothing but skin. Skin. Skin. What.

Fairless smirks. “Nice of you to try. Unfortunately I don’t wear underwear.”

…

Well. Now you’re suddenly turned on all of a sudden.

Fairless steps back, throwing her blazer off and ripping her shirt off, revealing OH MY GOD THOSE BREASTS ARE AMAZING. “Behold the might of NUDIST BEEEEEEEEEACH!”

>> BERNADETTE FRANCINE FAIRLESS <<
> SPLENDID NAKED OFFICER <

… What the hell is going on?

> Shoot her
> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE
> Other

>>30986170
>shoot her between the eyes, I'm too old for this shit

>>30986170
>> Shoot her

>>30986170
>> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE
...no seriously what is going on...?

>>30986170
...I really need some of whatever you're having Schteel.

> Shoot her
PIGS IN HUMAN CLOTHING

>>30986170
> Shoot her
It's ogre.

>>30986170
>> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE
don't lose our way

>>30986170
>> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

>>30986170
> Shoot her

We don't have time for this we could wake up at any moment and not get our ending.

YEP, TOTALLY NOT A GAY DREAM AT ALL

>>30986170
> Shoot her

>>30986170
>Shoot her

>>30986212
He is not having anything, he is lacking in sleep/energy.

>>30986170
>> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

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>>30986170
> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

This is getting entirely too silly

>>30986170
>Other
...MUSES..WTF...MUSES...WTF!!!! Get down here!

>>30986211
>>30986212
>>30986243

guys, gais, this is what is supposed to save anime. Savor it!
> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE
> Shoot her

>>30986170
> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

>>30986243
We push him to insanity. /tg/ will be the death of Schteel.

>>30986170
> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

I can't begin to imagine what we're doing in the real world.

>>30986170
>> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

WOHOO

NUDISH BEEEACH

>>30986289
No, not death...Ascension.

>>30986170
> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE
Schteel I love you right now

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>>30986170
KITTEN! What the hell are you doing when we're asleep!

>>30986170
>> Shoot her

>>30986292
Panicking Kitten. I bet she's wide awake and stock still as Trudy humps her thigh.

>>30986292
Lots of drooling and hickeys.

>>30986292

Probably stole Kittens undies and have commenced stripping.

>>30986170
>STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE
No, your OTHER honor.

>>30986360

Just FYI, this is a dream and actually totally possibllle.

jesus christ, I'm afraid what's happening in real life.

The headaches are coming back

>>30986324
Watching Kill la Kill.

>>30986403
Don't worry, be happeh! That Kitten is finally getting some!

>>30986403
dude chill GuP without some u is just strange

>>30986423

Not helping.

>>30986451
REALLY NOT HELPING

GuP Doesn't even have U

>>30986451
I think you mean Strike Witches, GuP is really about friendship and tank racing moves

> STRIP DOWN AND SHOW YOUR RESOLVE

FUCK IT. You rip off your shirt then tear your skirt off, leaving you in nothing but your underwear.

Fairless scoffs as she gets head to head with you, smashing her ample assets into yours. “Ha! Is that all you got!”

You say, “No! My resolve is greater than yours!” You grab at your bra straps then tear it off, then rip off your panties as well, leaving in nothing but your birthday suit.

“You are strong!” says Fairless. “Fine, I will go with you!”

“Great!” you say.

…

“Can I borrow your shirt?” you ask.

“No,” says Fairless.

With that, you arrive back at the rooftops. All of the girls look at you in sudden arousal as you walk up to Cupid, completely naked. “It’s done,” you say.

Cupid smiles. “Excellent!” She grins madly. “BUT I LIED ABOUT CURING YOUR CONDITION!”

Goddamn it.

“In reality, this was all an elaborate attempt to seduce you, Gertrude!” she yells, floating in the air and laughing wait what seduce. “Now accept my love or suffer the consequences!”

> yeah nah fuck you
> bitch get out of here
> run away like a punkass bitch
> Other

>>30986504
Cupids a girl.
Trudy gon cap a bitch.

>>30986504
> yeah nah fuck you

>>30986504
just look at her and go whatttttttt

>>30986504
>yeah nah fuck you

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>>30986504

> bitch get out of here

>>30986504
>> yeah nah fuck you

>>30986504
>Other
Ignore her, guys, more time for studying for midterms. Gosh dang French tenses.

>>30986504
Cupid is Nui, isn't she?

> yeah nah fuck you

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>>30986504
> yeah nah fuck you
Bitch is crazy.

>>30986504
>Start blasting

We still have that gun don't we?

>>30986504
>Shoot her with everything.

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>>30986504
>> yeah nah fuck you
>> bitch get out of here
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

> bitch I’m going to wreck you and ruin you for marriage if you don’t shut up

You pull out your gun and start firing at her. She simply deflects it with a magical shield casually. “Ha, you think that’ll work on me? I made that you know.” She snaps her finger, pulling out a hot pink rifle. “Speaking of which!” She fires, hitting you in the

OH WOW WOW WOW

You drop to your knees, panting heavily, hands over your crotch. “Ha! Like it! Another shot like that I can give you a heart attack!” says Cupid. She plants the barrel against your head. “Time to be my Valentine, Gertrude!”

“Not today!” yells Kitten as she tackles her to the ground. She drops the rifle, allowing you to reach over and pick it up. Cupid throws Kitten off of her, but then realizes you’ve grabbed her rifle.

“Whoa! You don’t need to-“ you interrupt her with a shot to the head, she falls over, screaming in pleasure. “G-Gertrude… sugoi~! Doushio!?”

You’re getting too straight for this shit. You aim your rifle at her head and fire again.

[1/2]

>>30986565
Nah, this girl has arms.

>>30986851
[2/2]

You burst your eyes open. You roll over in a bed a bit as you look around. Nothing but darkness. No Domino Lady to catch either.

“… Trudy,” Kitten says, disturbed by your movements. “What is it?”

You say, “Sorry, Kitten. I just had the wildest dream.”

Kitten groans. “Go back to bed.”

You nod, kissing Kitten on the cheek quickly, then curling up and throwing the covers back over you. Time to get some sleep.

>>30986871
That's it for today's surprise thread. I will be returning to your regularly scheduled LGA at 3PM EST today from where I am on the East Coast.

Follow at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19

See you next time. I am going to archive this thread then pass the fuck out.

This has been the strangest dream and i have the weirdest boner.

>>30986902
Thanks for the double threads Schteel! You're the best, seriously.

About time you get some sleep.

>>30986902
That has been the most unproductive dream ever.

Well it is a dream and fun as hell.

Good show German

Really wished we seduced the armor guy

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>>30986871
>>30986871
>“G-Gertrude… sugoi~! Doushio!?”

>>30986902
Have a nice sleep Schteel, Hope you don't get raped by dream succubi!

>Fredendall yells, “I hate you, Pool! But I think you’re sexy so I’m going to hatefuck the SHIT OUT OF YOU!”

I am ok with this.