You find yourself back in the dazzling ballroom from earlier, the complete and total abduction of this palatial mansion only having slightly impacted its gross incandescence. You've been sent here to patrol by your ever-so-strict Chief and her own hero, Sniper Hawkeye. You're not really sure what you should be looking for here, so you just idle about, attempting to find anything out of place. The tables and tables of food have all been overturned, their contents scattered across the floor or absconded with by the strangers known as Xenos. You're not sure what to make of them just yet, but it seems that they're very picky eaters, having only run away with the most choice selections of meats, cheeses, and breads. The desert cart up ahead looks fine, and you wonder to yourself if they're not so good with sugary foods. Across the floor, you can see deep slashes in the granite, and there is a strange smell wafting through the room. You could go investigate that smell or the markings, if you wanted, but being alone out here is making you feel uncomfortable. You decide that you're going to do the bare minimum of work and only take a look at one of the problems in front of you before returning to the safety of Hawkeye's built in shelter.>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftovers>The markings interest you. Are these clawmarks or what?>You should probably put in the effort and follow that scent.[Apologies for that large argument last time. We'll try to stay on course and on topic today.]
>>30959881[ Twitter is here https://twitter.com/DXR27291052Setting document is here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rqpLh08K6gZ2EgxGs3oxAzWeh7ZsuSGlKC2sk755928/Archive listings are here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Double%20Cross%20QuestAs usual, we're going to give this first prompt a little longer than usual, to make sure everyone makes it here on time. Also, beware, I teeter on the brink of exhaustion]
>>30959897>Also, beware, I teeter on the brink of exhaustionIgnore that. This is what I get for putting that block of text in as a clipboard macro.
>>30959881>>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftoversJust eat it instead. Waste not want not.
Rolled 71>>30959881>>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftoversWe still hungry anyway
>>30959881>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftoversWe can also eat. Multitasking!
>>30959881>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftoversI can understand why they don't like desert. I find it a bit dry myself.
>>30959881>The markings interest you. Are these clawmarks or what?
>>30959881>>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftovers
>>30959992Feelin' boss, huh?
>>30960005Not so much anymore. I've got 2 liters of fresca in me, let's see where that takes us. I'll close voting in about 5 minutes.
>>30959881>>Take a closer look at the overturned food. See what you can find out from their leftovers.>>30960033I don't that will take us anywhere except the bathroom.
>>30959881>The markings interest you. Are these claw marks or what?
>>30959881>gross incandescenceI see you've been enjoying DS2.
>>30960093Go STR or go home, brother.
>>30960144>STRSpoken like a true fucking pleb.
>writingThat's a pretty clear lead. Time to go CSI on these snacks>>30960168At least it isn't ADP
>>30960144playing the game on easy i see.
>>30960168>>30960187Isn't he doing a Guts run?
So when are we having sex with Claire?
>>30960280In her dreams.
>>30960280Go away Claire, you won't fool us.
>>30960280When she hits normal and Captain realizes that being antisocial doesn't make him look cool?
>>30959881You can't ignore how the dinner tables have been raided and you're still pretty hungry yourself. You walk over to the piles of discarded food and leftovers, crouching low to the ground to see what you can make from these leavings. Your initial inspection was right: Only the fattest, most succulent portions of meat and cheeses were taken, with many of them leaving only crumbs or bones to mark their passing. Large pieces of bread mark the next most common item missing, but there are plenty of crusts left in their wake. You pick up a discarded scrap of bread and take a closer look at it. Despite Xenos claiming to be only populated by the inhuman, it appears that they've got human enough mouths. The bite marks you see don't look like anything out of the ordinary. Hell, you can even see that Xenos has a particularly bad nibbler among them. You pop the leftover crust in your mouth and go take a look at the dessert table. The table is practically untouched. Even the silverware is in the same place that it was when you left it earlier. The only indication of any involvement is a small, almost unnoticeable indentation on the chocolate pudding where someone skimmed the surface with their finger. The brown puddle on the ground by the table must be from this mystery person, who can only have spit the food out once they found it was not to their liking. Maybe instead of disliking sweets, they just can't stand chocolate? You're not sure how this is helpful to you, but you gulp down a few spoons of pudding before backing away from the tables. In any case, this has shown you that Xenos isn't full of cannibals at least. They eat food just like people do, and even have their own preferences. >It might be best to report this right away.>You have the initiative now, you could keep looking for Xenos.
>>30960408>>It might be best to report this right away.
>>30960244Greatsword is amazing. I'm actually doing many different files to explore what the game has to offer. Dual Cestus is great fun.
>>30960408>>It might be best to report this right away.Make an extra layer of walls, out of chocolate
>>30960408>You have the initiative now, you could keep looking for Xenos.We don't really have much to report back.
>>30960448DXR isn't going to let us join the Xenus so why bother going after them by ourself?
>>30960408>>You have the initiative now, you could keep looking for Xenos.
>>30960471Xenos isn't going to let us join Xenos.
>>30960408>It might be best to report this right away.The less work done the better really. We aren't getting paid for this shit and we have yet to see our probation period actually shortened.
>>30960408>>It might be best to report this right away.Let Homohawk take care of this shit. It's his house. Not our job.
>>30960408>It might be best to report this right away.
>>30960471Xenos won't let us because they don't accept human Renegade holders.
>>30960408>You have the initiative now, you could keep looking for Xenos
>>30960471Because it saves us from having to deal with Chief and Claire?
>>30960408Yeah, you did your part. Time to head back, right? This whole place gives you the creeps anyway, and as much as you'd like to stay away from more exciting insights into the Chief's turn-ons, you'd feel safer with several feet of steel between you and whatever is out here. You've only ever seen the name Xenos before in all the UGN paperwork you've been given, so you'd like some kind of clue as to how you should best deal with them. You stand up and dust your pants off before heading back down the hallway toward the safe room. As you walk, you idly wonder to yourself why Xenos would even care about a few people living in the woods. It isn't like Hawkeye is starting some kind of settlement down here; as far as you can tell this castle is barely connected to civilization. Maybe Hawkeye likes the feel of the outdoors too much to live in the heart of the city, like Chief did?As you ponder the absurdity of this attack, you begin to notice that you've been walking along this hallway for a long, long time. Too long, in fact. This place is huge, but even so, it didn't take you more than ten minutes to get back to the ballroom the first time. You've been walking along this route for what feels like an hour now. As you pick up on your surroundings, you notice a very familiar painting. You must have passed it ten times by now. Is it a favorite of Hawkeye or something? You feel a little uneasy, so you reach into your pocket for something to mark your passing. Maybe you've just gotten lost or something. You find a bit of red string and tie it to the latch on a nearby window before moving on. A few minutes later, you come across the painting again. Then again. And again. The thread you've tied to the window is also present, but the string now runs across the entire hallway.
>>30960865"Have you finally noticed, wretched human? You are in my trap!"You spin around, looking for the source of the voice. There's nothing around but the endlessly repeating hallway. Just who is talking to you?"I am Arachne of the Mental Fog! Just try to escape!"And then the voice is gone, leaving you to wonder just what to do next. >Try to go through the ceiling or the floor. You don't need to use this hallway if you don't want to.>Try to follow the red string. Something is happening with it.>Try to bait Arachne into a fight.
>>30960887>>Try to go through the ceiling or the floor. You don't need to use this hallway if you don't want to.
>>30960887>>Try to follow the red string. Something is happening with it.It leads to Claire
>>30960887>>Try to follow the red string. Something is happening with it.it's the string of fate!
>>30960887>Try to go through the ceiling or the floor. You don't need to use this hallway if you don't want to.
>>30960887>Try to follow the red string. Something is happening with it.
>>30960887>Try to go through the ceiling or the floor. You don't need to use this hallway if you don't want to.Check the window also, might be able to use that to either leave the illusion or leave the mansion outright.
>>30960887>Try to follow the red string. Something is happening with it.Always go with the Ron Paul option!
>>30960887>>Try to follow the red string. Something is happening with it.
>>30960993You remember the bottomless void outside the mansions? Verified not to be an illusion. Also, still there.
>>30960887>>Try to go through the ceiling or the floor. You don't need to use this hallway if you don't want to.in before thinking with portals
>>30961085We don't have an actual teleported in the group, do we?
>>30961078We tossed some change into it, I don't think that actually verifies it's not an illusion, we're just not willing to jump into to actually prove it.
>>30961121Fair enough. Still, not sure why someone wanted to sneak out into the void/illusion covered enemy killzone.
>>30960887Screw this. You don't have this super strength for nothing. If this crazy person wants to lock you into this hallway, you just won't use the hallway. You look above you to the stone ceiling. Yeah, you should be able to break right through that. A small part of you is excited to have a legitimate excuse to wreck Hawkeye's things, and you suppress a grin while you take a few preparatory hops. Without any more warning or planning, you leap up, crashing through the ceiling into the floors above you. The stone offers about as much resistance as wet cardboard, and you fling the stone and carpeting aside as you climb up and through, entering...the same hallway. There's the string. There's the painting. There are the windows, opening out into a black void. Everything is the same. The floor you just crashed through now has no marks in it at all. You hear cackling in the distance. Well, if going up is no good, why don't you try going down? You bend over and slash open the floor, digging through not one, not two, but three more levels before stopping to observe your surroundings.This is the same hallway. You're certain it is...and yet, something is different. You notice a table a few feet away from you. You recognize this table. It's the one you've seen in your dreams. A jar of cookies, obviously home made, rests on top of it. A sharp pain flashes through your head the more you look at it, and you turn away. Sure, this place is different, and you're getting away from whatever Arachne is doing to you...probably, but should you really keep going down?>Press on.>Go for the red string.>Try to reason with Arachne.
>>30961447>Press onLet's see if he eats our memory.
>>30961447>>Press on.Haha time for mind fuckary
>>30961447>Go for the red string.
>>30961447>Press onEat the cookies while walking. One of us if going to be exhausted and it sure as hell isn't going to be the chimera.
>>30961447>Go for the red stringRed string would be less work. Lets go with that.
>counting, writingThis turn of events is pleasing.
>>30961680>refreshing igrtntWhy yes, Captcha, we may be heading into a refreshing TNT bath.
>>30961680I'm just hoping to finally find out who killed Capt's parents.
>>30961447You reach into the jar and take out one of the cookies. You consider eating it for a brief moment, but your stomach suddenly turns on you. You feel like you're going to throw up. You toss the cookie aside and resume digging through the floor. One level. Two levels. Ten levels. Twenty. The floors continue beneath you without end. Each floor you reach adds a new detail to the endless hallway. The smell of baking bread. The sizzle of bacon. Sunshine now filters through the windows, even though it should be night. You can hear faint conversation at the edge of your awareness. The luxurious carpet is replaced by plain tiling and simple rugs. As you progress, the pain in your head grows sharper and sharper. You don't want to look at what's going on around you, but you must. Eventually, when your arms feel as if they're about to give out, you turn your full attention to your surroundings. This is no longer Hawkeye's estate. This is your home. Your childhood home. Everything is where it should be. Toys and comics are scattered about the floor. The kitchen sink has a stack of dirty dishes. There are drawings on the fridge. The sliding door to the backyard is wide open, letting in a refreshing, gentle breeze. The smell of springtime is in the air. The only thing remaining from the infinite hallway is the red string, which runs from the window into your yard. It's all perfect. Everything is perfect. But...it was never like this, was it? You always remember your house as being very plain and drab, and not so...warm.>Look at the drawings on the fridge.>Look at the discarded comics and drawings.>Follow the string outside.
>>30961849>Look at the drawings on the fridge.>Look at the discarded comics and drawings.
>>30961849>Look at the drawings on the fridge.
>>30961849>Look at the drawings on e fridge.
>>30961849>Look at the discarded comics and drawings.
>>30961849>Look at the drawings on the fridge.Make fun of the drawings.
>>30961849You walk over to the refrigerator and take a closer look at the drawings. Each of them are hung with small magnets, typically shaped like flowers or fruits, and all in bright primary colors. Childish, but you suppose it is only appropriate for them to be that way. The drawings are myriad and of many different subjects. Some have been drawn on notebook paper, some on plain white sheets. All but a few of them are done with an unsteady hand and in bold, thick crayon. The most common motif you can see is a pair of children, one obviously a boy, and one a girl, playing together. Sometimes they are fishing, sometimes they are on what you suppose to be swings. Other times they are cooking or running, or watching TV. You even see a few pictures where they're dressed up as superheroes. The other pictures are done with a much more expert touch, but they're of similar subjects. With this master's hand, you can recognize yourself as the young boy, even through it is done purely with storebought crayons. The other is...is...You put a hand to your forehead and walk away. The pounding in your head is getting stronger. It hurts to think right now. Your whole body seems to be rejecting the notion of you looking at those pictures for any longer than you have to. You blindly stumble out of the house and into the backyard, not looking where you're going. You fall forward and catch yourself on some kind of line. You open your eyes to see the red string from before, which has grown into a large, thick rope. It runs from your house and into your backyard before finally ending in a tangled mess of knots.
>>30962311At the heart of this red line is something that defies your sense of reason. A towering form, vaguely human in size and shape, covered in shaggy red fur. Its arms and legs are tipped with bloody talons, and two large leathery wings sprout from behind its back. A mouth filled with fangs hangs openly, letting out its long forked tongue, which darts back and forth.>Run.>Approach the monster.
>>30962338>>Approach the monster.
>>30962338>Approach the monster.Fuck man I don't even know what that is supposed to represent.
>>30962338>Approach the monster.*Sigh* not this again
>>30962338>Approach.I have even less of a clue what's going on than I did two days ago.
>>30962338>>Approach the monster.Absorb the monster
>>30962338>Approach the monster.
>>30962494...I really should start playing the metal gear series again, huh?
>>30962517Yeah, you really should.
>>30962517Uhh, yeah? It's really the only video game series I still follow. Along with Elder Scrolls.
This was pretty unanimous. Gimme some time though, bigger scene coming up and I also want to grab a smoke>writing
>>30962338>Approach the monster.Gotta slay the beast.Such is the RULES OF NATURE.
>>30962607But anon, WE ARE THE MONSTER!
>>30962607AND WE RUN WHEN THE UGN COMES
>>30962668OUR NORMALCY ON THE LINE
>>30962668WITH OUR SAN ON THE LINEALLIIIIIIIVE
>>30962668...yeah, we really should up just say fuckit, do enough work to take over the regional organization then delegate all the work to other people.
>>30962731take the Nobunaga solution then?>>30962726BOREDOOOOOOMFOR A WHILENO CHOICE GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WIIIIIILD
>>30962338You take a step toward the monster. Should you really be doing this? Is this really okay? You raise your hand up as you draw closer. Something about this creature is setting off alarms in your head. Your mind and body are as one, screaming for you to stop.Stay away.Get away.But you still keep moving forward. Despite all the fear you feel, despite the hesitation...some part of you still wants to know. How do you know this monster? Why is it here? Where have you seen it before? You take one final step and place your hand on its fur. And then you realize it. You feel it through every fiber of your being.This monster means death. The red ropes tying it down break apart and the monster rears up. It's toothy maw wrenches open larger than you could imagine and it lets out an ear piercing shriek. Its wings unfurl to their full size, a barbed tail bursts forth from the base of its spine, and you see blood spurt from its eyes and mouth. You fall back, shocked by the sudden outburst and lose your balance entirely. The monster looms over you, its bright yellow eyes still leaking red. "Are you scared, kid?"--You open your eyes and find yourself on the floor of the hallway. From the looks of it, you hadn't even taken a single step down the path before this vision took hold of you. You look to the side to see what looks like a middle aged woman passed out on the ground next to you. Chitin covers several portions of her body, and there are what looks to be shelled, secondary limbs projecting from her back. You can see a line of spit trailing from her mouth to your arm. She must have bitten you to start all this but your memory is so hazy that you can't remember just what happened. You begin to get up only to find the ever present red string in your hands. It's writhing, almost as if it's alive. >Take the woman with you to the safehouse.>Inspect the red string more.>Get away while you still can.
>>30962956>>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.Aww yeah, Christmas Cake.
>>30962956>Inspect the red string more.Try eating it.
>>30962956>Inspect the red string more.
>>30962956>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.>Inspect the red string more.This stringIt was made for me
>>30962956>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.Guess who has a HOSTAGE~!
>>30962956>>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.you should all know what red string in japan means. I ain't having none of that shit.
>>30962956>>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.
>>30962956>Inspect the red string more.6:10 it leads to diabloli #2
>>30963065Mind explaining for those who don't?
>>30963090I'm guessing it's "Subject 01" or whatever that reference from Hawkeye's documents was.
>>30963124I just googled it.I regret nothing.
>>30962956>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.
>>30963150So THAT'S why Destiny Knot is what it is!Noice!
>>30963090more like a clue to father or mother.probably both in one being.
>>30963065It means it leads to our childhood friend that has been ripped from our memory, right? Aren't you ready for the dreams to end?
>counting, writingLove you guys.
>>30963214>spoilerI'm pretty sure Capt. only has a dick.
Claire probably slipped the red string into our pocket earlier for some stupid flirt attempt. With her Angel Halo and Morpheous powers it probably always leads to her or something.That said, ignore it and>Take the woman with you to the safehouse.
>>30963259We just brought Diablos to a crowded safe house, right?
>>30963219>implying Claire didn't tie it around us before we left
>>30963259Oh mother fucker, the red string is the Xeno, right?
>>30963267why would diablos be involved in a Xenos attack?It's just some random, superpowered completely inhuman monster, no bigs.
>>30963319To be fair, despite being some high ranking magic terrorist, Diablos doesn't seem to have anything better to do than harass some random antisocial slacker.Dude needs a hobby.
>>30963319Not to mention they wouldn't accept Diablos anyways.
>>30963385That probably is his hobby.
>>30963385He does it out of love
>>30963421For his nephew no doubt.
>>30963421>you will never have a love as pure as crossdressing Diablos.
>>30963430We should tell uncle that we love him and that he should live with us. Can't be full on anime if we don't have a realigned villain living with us
>>30963482Doesn't Diabloli kind of fall into that role?
>>30963526No, because it's not Diablo. It's just a filthy imitation.
>>30963482...we have one in the basement. Saving uncle's soul should take a full mega arc and end with his heroic sacrifice to save the world he once fought to destroy, all the while telling Captain that his sister would be proud of the man her son has grown into.
>>30963259(Nice "Fight" by the way.)You pick up the strange woman and throw her over your shoulder. She's most likely one of the Xenos members hunting you and the others. Having her locked up would do you all some good. Satisfied, you slip the red string back into your pocket and make your way back to the saferoom. --You begin to wonder if this was really the most humane thing for you to do. Shortly after you arrived back in the saferoom, Chief bound the Xenos member in chains and sat her down on a chair an an isolated room. Currently, your fearless leader is waiting for the hostage to wake up, and is preparing what looks like buckets of ice cold water and a few plastic bags. You're not sure what they're going to be used for, but you can only imagine that it will be unpleasant in the extreme. Meanwhile, Claire has taken to clinging to you again, praising your bravery and success. For some reason, you're finding it hard to look at her, and instead have taken to playing with the red string you found. There's something off with it, you just can't figure out what..."Oh, did you like the string, Captain?"Claire calls out from behind you. You still refuse to look her way, but you perk up an ear to listen to her."I found it at home and felt that perhaps we could experiment in finger binding tonight. Is that something you're interested in, Captain? If not, we can always tie them around my ni--"Suddenly, the string comes to life, leaping from your hands and growing several sizes, coiling around and around itself until it takes the form of a human being. The threads peel away and you're left looking at...Seven? She jumps around a look of utter glee on her face."I'm free! Free!! Now to...uh..."Seven's expression immediately falls as Chief grabs her by the hair. "You're free, are you?"
>>30963627Moments later, Seven joins your new hostage in bondage, looking exceedingly displeased. Hawkeye and Chief approach you after a few moments. Hawkeye in particular gives you a nod of approval. "Well done, Wild Card. Would you like to question our captives yourself? Or would you rather have the experts handle it?">You'll do it>Let them handle it>...You think you'll just go chat with Claire for a bit.
>>30963638>>You'll do itSeduce Christmas Cake
>>30963638>Let them handle it
>>30963638>You'll do itFuck it, we're balls deep in plot now.
>>30963638>You'll do itWho is Seven again?
>>30963638>Let them handle itBut stay close enough to see how bad a job they do of it.
>>30963638>Let them handle itWe've done enough work for today. Maybe we can find some quiet corner and take a nap or something.
>>30963638>>You'll do itDon't even care if she's evil. I love me some middle age MILFs.
>>30963638>You'll do itOut of curiosity what would have happened if the string was eaten? Chestburster?
>>30963638>You'll do it
>>30963690Subject Seven: Diabloli>>30963718Jokes about letting a girl inside you.
>>30963638>Let them handle it>all these asshats trying to make Captain do more work
>>30963638>Let them handle itGoddamnit Seven.
>>30963748>all these asshats trying to make Captain do more workThings have to be done for CC route.
>>30963733If we'd picked the string would we have been able to battle Arachne with Diabloli instead of getting the cut scene?
>>30963748I was actually planning on trying to cut a deal to let the Captain leave while ditching everyone else.
>>30963774Yes. But I'm happy you chose the way you did.
>>30963748The quicker we get this done the quicker we go home, and the less time spent around the fop and his fanged fangirl.
>>30963769Routes? We don't need no stinkin' routes.
>>30963638>Let them handle itfuck doing work
>>30963638Change >>30963694 to:>You'll do itThreaten to force her to eat her desert. The look on their faces when that works will be excuisite.
>>30963798Of course, Anon. No routes. It's just my love for older women over takes my rationality sometimes.
>>30963652Changing my vote to >Let them handle it
Alright, we had a couple of vote changes so let me tabulate this..
>>30963784Oh I'm not disappointed, though I'd like seeing her sadistic side bubble to the surface while fighting. It would be so cute~
Okay, so it looks like the vote came out to >You'll do itInteresting choice. Writing.
>>30963815AhahahaTell her she'll get nothing but pudding till she fesses up
>>30963956A part of me is disappointed that we're getting more involved. But another part of me is happy because CC.
>>30963988That there is cruel and unusual punishment
>>30963956Huh, didn't expect that. Can we please threaten her with ice cream? There's a freezer somewhere in here right?
>>30963998What does that even mean?
>>30963627>"I'm free! Free!! Now to...uh..."Was the next part of this line going to be "to conquer Earth"?
>>30963998CC? Crazy Claire?
>>30964007Christmas Cake is a Japanese term for older unmarried women who no man wants to have.They're a miracle of the universe.
>>30964017Go go power rangers!
>>30964021I take offense to that, FLCL is fucking awesome, even if it is a better introduction to The Pillows than animated series.
>>30964045>I take offense to that, FLCL is fucking awesome
>>30964021...And I guess I'll be watching FLCL for the Reston the thread.
>>30964065Yes, and? He's not wrong.
>>30963638You don't feel good about letting Chief have her way with your captives. You would best describe her treatment of prisoners as cruel, unusual, and taking an unhealthy amount of pleasure in their discomfort. Qualities you're sure you don't possess in the least. You tell them that you'll handle at least a little bit of the questioning. You decide that you could probably win more flies with honey than vinegar, and dive into the freezer beforehand to get a tub of ice cream. Ladies like ice cream right? Right. You enter the holding cell, spoon in hand, and take a seat in front of your new captive. Seven snaps at you, biting at the air as if you transfer her spite via proximity. You attempt to pay her no mind as you shake the captive awake."Huh...oh! Oh no, not you!"With a jerk, she strains against her restraints but only ends up knocking her chair over. From her place on the floor, you see her squirming around, attempting to use her extra arms to get away from you. You must admit, you are getting some weird sense of pleasure from seeing her try to crawl away from you. You're here for the information, though, so you set her chair upright and ask her to give you her naem."...Arachne of the Mental Fog! Spider of the Mind! Ranked third among the New Zanzibar Xenos!"You could have guessed that much, but you decide to reward her for helping anyway. You take a scoop of icecream out and tell her to go ahead and eat some. Instead, she visibly recoils from the food, knocking her chair over once again."No! Please no! Get it away!"Does...does she not like the ice cream? You take a bite of it yourself. Seems like normal chocolate...>Put the ice cream away.>Use the ice cream to get info out of her.
>>30964215>Put the ice cream away.
>>30964215>Put the ice cream away.I guess you're more of a vanilla fan? Me, I'm a cookie dough fan.
>>30964215Can we ask Sept how she did the string trick? That was cool
>>30964215>Use the ice cream to get info out of her.Wonder what she saw in Cap's mind? Either way, this is still better than letting Chief at her.
>>30964215>Put the ice cream away.But let her know there's plenty more where that came from.
>>30964270by being an exile, I don't think there's much else to know.
>>30964215>Put the Ice Cream away>Threaten to bring out the cake.
>>30964215>Use the ice cream to get info out of her.
>>30964215>Use the ice cream to get her to explain why she doesn't like ice cream!
>>30964215>Put the ice cream away.Don't be a dick. Give it to Seven.
>>30964317Oh fuck that could be amusing.
>>3096421>Use the ice cream to get info out of her.
>>30964317I like it!
>>30964317>>30964327Icecream for sevenCapt and Sept become fast friend over chocolate, Chief's head explodes and Claire starting making herself appear as a little girl to please the capt. Perfect
>>30964317Sharing is caring.
>>30964327>>30964338>>30964363>>30964365>>30964390Jesus Christ, all that samefagging.
>>30964390And now I'm sad that there will be no more Hotel Dusk games.
>>30964399I only voted the once.
>>30964399Sorry, I was just the first response.>>30964418Stop trying to start something.
>>30964425>trying to start somethingI'm just taking the piss, relax.
>>30964399Well, I'm >>30964363 but none of the others. Also, not >>30964418.
>>30964445Given this is the internet, it's incredibly hard to tell when someone's being serious or not, and then you have to decide whether they're telling the truth.
>>30964215You decide it would be best to put the ice cream away. You're never going to get anywhere in this questioning if Arachne keeps falling over herself every time you do anything. You put the spoon and container aside for now and right Arachne's chair once more. Now, questions to ask...Huh.This seemed a lot simpler when you were just thinking about this before."...Don't you want to know why we're doing this?"Oh, that! That would probably be really important, wouldn't it? You nod to Arachne, who puffs out her chest in pride."My illustrious comrades are Renegade Beings who have chosen to live apart from humanity. This castle was on our hideou-uh, our territory, and we decided that we're not going to take it any more. We were okay enough before you all showed up, but now that we've heard there's going to be a party, we can't stand missing out on all that food. Oh, and you being here. We don't like that either."...The severity of this entire situation just took a nosedive. "Laaaaaame."Seven's voice rings out. You turn to see her shoveling ice cream into her mouth, using her hair to hold the carton and spoon. She holds the ice cream up to Arachne's face, clearly reveling in the discomfort it causes her."If you were hungry, you shoulda just let yourself get caught, stupid. These morons would give you three square meals a day of the choicest stuff.""R-really..? We don't get to eat much out here and--ack!"Seven shoves the food into Arachne's mouth. The woman turns green and turns aside before beginning to violently vomit."You'll need a stronger gut than that! Ha ha ha!"...>That's it, you're out of here.>Discipline Seven.>Try to resume questioning.
>>30964704>>That's it, you're out of here.
>>30964704>Discipline Seven.You can fuck with her after we get more answers.I like seven though
>>30964704>That's it, you're out of here.Wait, I'm confused. Isn't lolidiablo chained down in our basement? Who the fuck is this?
>>30964704Gov the brat a spanking
>>30964704>Try to resume questioning.So ... if we just gave you some food like once every week, you'd leave everyone alone or something?
>>30964737Excellent.We aren't taking shit with people interrupting our interrogations.We want out and for that, we need info.
>>30964733She snuck onto us to get out I think
>>30964704>Try to resume questioningI mean what could possibly go wrong if we prolong this situation? Think about it, for once, we're not the ones stuck in the terrible situation. Surely karma won't come back to bite us on this.Plus, if we go out now, we'll probably run into Claire, who decided that since we actually volunteered to do interrogation duty that we're into that sort of thing or whatever.
>>30964704>That's it, you're out of here.MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>30964704>That's it, you're out of here.
>>30964704>>That's it, you're out of here.Let Homohawk do this shit. Can't be doing with this.
>>30964704>Try to resume questioning.Find out how many there are, and what they like to eat. Then have dinner while completely ignoring whatever freakiness occurs.
>>30964704>Discipline 7Time to slowly turn into her big brother figure whilst we imouto her.
>>30964704>Discipline Seven.Eat the rest of the ice cream in front of her.>Try to resume questioning.Ask Arachne how severe her food restrictions are. From the look of the food in the ballroom Renagade beings must have very sensitive stomachs. Also mention that the renegade being back home seems fairly satisfied hanging out with most of us (glare at Seven), so maybe we can resolve this peacefully?
Wait...do they even realize that we're Renegades?
>>30964792And piss off the chief at the same time. Everybody here gets something they want
>>30964704>>Discipline Seven.Grab the ice cream away from her.
>>30964704>Discipline Seven.Diabloli is moderately sane, we could use anti-Claire measures to bring her in line.
>>30964810They're Renegade Beings, not humans infected with it.
>>30964804>>30964810Uh yes.And they are starving people. We can just give them food and shit and put them on overwatch to make sure the other group doesn't fuck with them.They can be alone so long they don't go crazy or fuck shit with the government.
>>30964810Yep. But we're also human whereas they aren't. So they feel like their being second class citizens, and they've kind of been treated as such.
>>30964704i guess they just want food then.>That's it, you're out of here.
>>30964837That's because they are. Silty monster scum. Lucky they're still alive.
>>30964833Um, what does that last sentence mean? It hurts my head.
>>30964833Renegade Beings aren't "people infected with the Renegade". That's Overed.Renegade Beings are sentient instances of the Renegade virus, occasionally manifesting by possessing corpses, strong psychic associations or other weirder things.
>>30964859What if they join the UGN?We can sell them on the place we hate so they can stop ruining our evening.
>>30964859have you considered the fact that they are technically "Monster girls"?
>>30964859Or in DeadMaid's case, not.
>>30964895I fail to see how that changes anything.
>>30964895Dammit anon, we were trying to slip that under the radar!
>>30964887So like the ghost maid.
>>30964928Exactly like the ghost maid.
>>30964704> Discipline Seven.
>>30964895...we must collect of their women.>>30964871he basically said that they are free to do whatever just as long as they don't kill anyone.
>>30964949So it will basically be an entire castle of monstrous hired help?
>>30964986We got Haweye a castle's worth of bitches, maybe we can keep Chief for ourself.
>>30964960Wouldn't that be furryXmonster girl?
>>30965010Hawkeye can keep her.
>>30965010Why would we want to? She's a violent jerk.
>>30964986Given that they're raiding the castle out of spite... probably not. Wouldn't put it past DXR, but these guys seem like cannon fodder.
>>30965010why should we keep her?
So not mediocre
>>30965033She's comedy gold. Especially when she gets teased. Plus Capt's too lazy to actually do anything but mope around and be emo without Chief kicking him into the world.
>>30965053Read more carefully friend "...Beings who have chosen to live apart from humanity. This castle was on our hideou-uh, our territory, and we decided that we're not going to take it any more."They were living here before the Hawk dude.
>>30965087Was ON our hideout, huh? I missed that part.Maybe we should have gone down instead of up in the last thread.
>>30965066she keeps Claire tamed to a degree.
>>30965114Up? We went straight.
>>30965142We did? Huh. I voted, went to get dinner, and when I came back the thread was burning down. That sort of distracted me.>>30965145Well, it's her ice cream now.
>>30965145reminder that Seven just indirect kissed us.
>>30965145Fuck no.We take the ice cream from seven, eat it in front of her and discipline her.
>>30965176So? Claire indirectly sexually assaulted a number of times by now
>>30965199>indirectlyWe can't be awake all the time.
>>30965199Seven works off of different logic than Claire.
>>30965217We could if the Chimera body called for it.
missed the post what happened?
>>30965238autists being autists
>>30965238Anon couldn't read. Check foolz, it was really nothing at all.
>>30964704Seven really isn't helping you out here. Feeling a dark streak crop up inside you, you take the ice cream and spoon back from Seven before she can react. "Hey!"You pull your chair right up to Seven and start eating the chilled delight, staring her right in the eyes as you do so. She clenches her teeth and whips her hair at you, drawing blood. In normal circumstances, she would be in a perfect position to decapitate you, but with even her hair bound as it is, she is unable to extend her cutting edges more than a foot or so away from her face. "Asshole! Loser! Jerk!"As much as she tries and struggles, Seven is unable to get at you or the ice cream, and in less than a minute, you have the entire carton polished off. You drop the empty package onto the ground and explain to Seven that because she was being cruel, she doesn't get any more. It kind of makes you feel like an old man to say that..."Who do you think you are, talking to me like that? I'm not one of your bitches.""..Bitches?"Arachne, finished with her awful upchuck, gives you a wary look."Yeah, this asshole has the branch chief and her top lackey eating out of his hand. It's disgusting, if you ask me."You shake your head, but before you can object, the door opens. Claire walks into the room and takes a seat beside you."Oh, here comes top bitch now. How are you doing?"Claire looks at Seven, then you. After a moment, she raises her hands up and lets her wrists go limp."Woof.">Ask Claire what she wanted.>Try to finish questioning Arachne.>Leave the cell.Sorry about the wait. Made some pasta
>>30965261>Ask Claire what she wanted
>>30965261>>Leave the cell.This shit really needs to stop.
>>30965261>Try to finish questioning Arachne.If possible get Claire to leave as she will only cause problems with her presence.
>>30965261Try to finish questioning Arachne.To Claire: "Heel."
>>30965261>Ask Claire what she wanted.
>>30965261>Ask Claire what she wanted.THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT...AND NOT OUR PROBLEM
>>30965261>Leave the cell.
>>30965261>>Ask Claire what she wanted.If Sept goes back to her cell in our house we should bring her icecream sometime
>>30965261>Try to finish questioning ArachneIgnore Claire and don't succumb to the Diabloli's taunts.
>>30965261>>Leave the cell.
>>30965261>Try to finish questioning Arachne"I'll get you ice cream next time if you're good, Seven."
>>30965261>Ask Claire what she wanted.heh, okay Claire that was kind of funny
>>30965261>>Ask Claire what she wanted.
>>30965261>Ask Claire what she wanted.Damnit Claire that got me to chuckle so what o you want
>>30965261>Claire let's have sex, right here, right now
>>30965368Why do you want Claire to have a heart attack?
>Ask Claire what she wanted.We got to prevent captain from losing his humanity and that means social links.
>>30965384Because it'll cause such an emotional reaction it'll be no net change to encroachment after she regenerates.And funny, of course.
>>30965261>Ask Claire what she wanted.>Mumble angrily about being constantly swarmed by attention you never asked for. Correct 7 that we're stuck with Chief and Claire, that if it were up to us and not our uninvited house-guests, we would live a quiet isolated life.
>>30965368Claire perks holographic dog ears on her head and waves a tail made only of light"Woof"
>>30965368she explodes into spaghetti
>>30965296Inever had a dog, what are the other basic commands besides sit and stay?
>counting, writingGlad that got a chuckle out of some of you guys.
>>30965368that is the most torturous thing to see.let's do it.
>>30965470>ComeClaire:Don't mind if I do.
>>30965417Captain needs a funner social link. Claire's funny, but her perversions wear thin every little while. The Chief, likewise. Of course, Cap can actually tease The Chief and get her flustered, which is also fun, but not without fear of reprisal. And Rin's a nervous wreck, and therefore nearly impossible to talk to. Fallen and Seven are both insane in their own ways, but they're also both really fun. Fallen's sufficiently crazy that Captain can enjoy straight-manning her while still pretending to hate her, and Seven is as disabused of the insanity surrounding her as Captain. It'll hurt Captain's encroachment to ignore Claire once this is all over, but a few more social links will be a valuable investment.
>>30965470DXR please.do more.
>>30965470That reminds me, I should work on that Seven fic I've been thinking on.
>>30965505Captain don't need funnier social links, he need people he wants to enjoy time without death battles, or suffering from training by getting his body parts rip apart.Captain needs to hand out with bros. Play some marvel and GG.
>>30965520Please do! The question is whether you're writing in in character as Claire writing the Cap/Seven story or if your having Chief pen the tale.
>>30965518>do more.Beg.I really have to write now, though. Pasta keeps interrupting me
>>30965541The people you speak of do not exist in this world. Unless you count Hawkeye who I must say has clear husbando potential.
>>30965541Other than Hawkeye, there's Karl Yugo, whose administrative decisions are the cause of all of Captain's suffering, and Harold, who's busy in California fucking the closest thing Captain's ever had to a normal friend. If Captain wants bros, he gonna need to find some new ones.
>>30965564You forgot some other gems, not all of which are orders, but a dog will react to all the same.Who wants belly rubs
>>30965606What if he creates some?We still have Harold's Renegade pills, right?I'm sure we could make a decent supers-bomb out of that.
>>30965541Claire is the one who plays marvel and GG among Captain's peer group. She is both very good and very interested in sharing Captain's hobbies with him.
>>30965637Um no. Those got confiscated immediately.
>>30965651But now how will we go full Terror Mission?
>>30965505Claire's skill-yielding interactions aren't about her perversions. Look at the event that earned us Domination Howl (and the fursuit). Plus the arcade scene.>>30965548Chief writes self-inserts. It'd be about Captain (or a thinly veiled lookalike) taking a worldly, glamorous young section chief against her will and breaking her into the pleasures of the flesh, while her virtuousness in-between ahegao scenes written by someone whose knowledge of sex comes from translated Japanese porn inspires him to become a productive member of society/the local paragovernmental secret society.Think Fifty Shades of Grey, except with Claire-smut instead of Twlight as the base. Then again it might be more like the Chou Love Ru hentai series, with or without the Jojo epilogues. I hope with, the recent ones haven't been the same without them.
you know i just realize diabloli is pretty much yami from to love ru.
>>30965681By watching a lobster long enough to grow a hard shell carapace under our fur, then walk through a fire in warform before surprising two military officers?
If Seven can become a dude they we have our male friend.
>>30965741We do apparently have a male uber Diablo locked away in our head.
>>30965693In abilities, yes. In personality, a little less. Diabloli at least has the decency to be openly antagonistic to everyone.
>>30965541>GGAnyone here listen to Powerglove? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apRtamRa3NI
>>30965261Claire's little act struck a chord within you that you wish she hadn't struck. You attempt to ignore the passing feeling by asking her what exactly she wanted. You were under the assumption that you would be free to question Arachne the way you wanted. If Claire's here, she's either desperate for some heavy petting or something has gone wrong."I am always desperate for your touch, Captain. I don't mind being watched if you are ready and willing at the moment."Claire, please, focus."Yes, darling. The leader of the Xenos group at this location has hailed us. They have learned that their agent has been captured and wish to speak to her captors. Our Chief and Sniper Hawkeye are trying to reason with her as we speak, but she seems insistent on speaking with you."Well, you don't feel too excited by the prospect of that. Arachne seems to brighten up and begins to rock back and forth in her chair, humming to herself. Does she think she's going to be rescued?"I know that you would fair well in a negotiation, Captain, but you do not need to speak with them if you do not wish to. I will support whatever action you choose.""Ugh...you make me sick. I wish I could just tear your vocal chords out, you little cocksucker. Can't you do anything but brainlessly talk him up? He's not that great!"Claire shakes her head at Seven."I never give Captain any praise which I do not feel he deserves. If you wish to do battle again, I will allow it some other time. I do not feel you shall be successful in your assault, so do take care when you challenge me."Seven spits and looks away, hobbling on her chair until she is facing away from Claire and you."...bitch..."
>>30965778Finished with her browbeating, Claire returns her attention to you without so much as a second glance towards the girl she just intimidated. You don't often think of Claire as anything but an annoying fangirl but you are now realizing a very important fact: she can be quite cold when she wants to be."Captain, what is your decision?">Talk with the Xenos leader>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.
>>30965765>Anyone here listen to power gloveYes. Any idea if they're ever going to get around to reissuing Metal Kombat for the Mortal Man?
>>30965793>>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.Nope
>>30965793>Talk to the Xenos leaderThe sooner Captain gets this negotiation over with, the sooner he can go home and forget that tonight ever happened.
>>30965793>>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.Eh chill in the room for awhile more. Poke fun at seven
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leaderWHAT COULD GO WRONG
>>30965793>>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.Stop asking us to do things.
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leaderAN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY!Our demands are as follows:...All the ice-cream we can eat.....That's it.
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leaderMore crazy people to meet
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leaderAquesce by first face-palming, then loudly and sardonically say "Sure, Why the Fuck Not"
>>30965793>>Talk with the Xenos leaderWhat could possibly go wrong?>>30965795No clue. Wish they'd release TV Game Metal outside of Japan, the new Storm Eagle mix is badass.
>>30965823Chief, fly the white flag of war!
>>30965793>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.How did we stop being so mediocre? What the fuck you guys?
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos Leader.Let me guess, you guys are lonely and want to be invited to the party tomorrow night? Deal. We good?
>>30965849>Storm Eagle mix... you have my attention
>>30965793>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.
>>30965793>>You don't think you're much of a negotiator.
>>30965853When DXR told us we couldn't avoid the plot forever because it wasn't in character.
>>30965860Feast your ears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL6AHHWZA6U
>>30965765http://www.mediafire.com/listen/6ve3da7guscbv5k/GGXrd.mp3HERE GG XRD SOUNDTRACK0:00 - Opening1:26 - Sol vs Ky5:24 - Sol Badguy9:18 - Sol [Dragon Install]12:32 - Ky Kiske17:17 - Ky [Damaged]21:41 - May25:13 - Millia Rage29:33 - Zato-1/Eddie33:32 - Potemkin38:19 - Chipp Zanuff41:41 - Faust45:25 - Axl Low49:31 - Venom53:07 - Slayer56:54 - I-No1:00:35 - Bedman1:04:33 - Millia vs Zato-11:09:29 - Asassins1:13:40 - Mirror Match1:17:00 - Ending
>>30965793NegotiateAsk Arachne why she's so happy. Also, if Seven keeps Arachne from getting up to anything, we'll get her ice cream.
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leader
>>30965853when we became Kyon
>>30965890Sadistic little girl who becomes a guard/enforcer for icecream
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leader>>30965882No one wants to listen to GG?
>>30965793>Talk with the Xenos leaderWe're already in this deep. The more the sole sane person gets involved to fix this awful mess, the sooner we can go back home and play videogames.Maybe even pretend Claire isn't here for a few minutes.
>>30965928No one cares about your shitty buttrock.
>counting, writingI don't even know what's winning at the moment, let's find out.
>>30965947Now and Forever more, you will me remember as that faggot who don't got a life and only enjoyment is to make others suffer because he can't handle other people having fun.
>>30965953>I don't even know what's winningI think Powerglove is definitively beating out GF at the moment if that helps.
>>30965973Don't even know what you're talking about but you should kill yourself.
>>30965945>The more the sole sane person gets involved to fix this awful mess, the sooner we can go back home and play videogames.This. The Chief is irrational, Claire is irresponsible, and we don't know Hawkeye well enough to trust him and we probably never will. The only one Captain can trust not to fuck this up is, oddly, Captain himself.
Talk with Xenos>>30965819>>30965823>>30965836>>30965838>>30965841>>30965849>>30965856>>30965897>>30965898>>30965928>>30965945Don't>>30965804>>30965822>>30965831>>30965853>>30965875>>30965876>>30965904>>30965915
>>30965997So this is the turning point.
>>30965981...beating out GG, not GF...That was sloppy typing and not a Freudian slip I swear!
>>30966012Nope, last thread was the turning point.
>>30965983See. Just proving my point.
>>30965997Demand #1, we want our food back.
>>30966012Dude, limitless void outside. Yeah, the turning points come and gone.
>>30966012It's like the protagonist in Terry Pratchet'S moving pictures. Gotta work & be proactive to achieve the most lazy possible.
>>30966053Oh man, I haven't read that book in ages...
>>30965793They just want some food man, We can relate
>>30965882>>30965928Unfortunately, the only GG songs I go looking for are Holy Orders and Awe of She.>>30965981You're on 4chan instead of spending time with a qt3.14 with a bunch of other dudes in the same position (maybe a few grils, but they know better than to out themselves). I think Sigmund may have a place there.>>30966053I always preferred Small Gods.
>>30966067Being so lazy you exercise everyday so you don't get far so moving around takes less effort. Studying exactly hard enough and knowing the material so well that he only barely fails his final each year at the school of wizardry so he doesn't have to leave his comfortable collegiate life.
>>30966196We have to act now to have lazy peace later.
>>30966196I didn't say I'd forgotten. Just caught in a moment of nostalgia.
>>30965793You sigh, burying your face in your hands.You might as well go see what they want. This entire situation can't get any more inane can it? You nod to Claire and get up from your seat, leaving the holding cell behind. You head out into the central area, where Chief and Hawkeye are busy arguing with a figure on the monitor."...There's no way we can just give our hostage back, you understand. What's to stop you from storming our position afterward?""Hawkeye is right. You need to give something to us before we'll even consider exposing ourselves to you. Don't you know anything about negotiation?"As you make your way over to the consoles, you see several strange people shouting up at one of the security cameras. While they both appear fundamentally human, each of them have oddities that immediately grab your attention. One of them appears to be constructed, head to toe, out of scrap electronic parts. While flesh and blood are still clearly there, the being's joints and other significant structures are all of plastic or metal, covered with diodes of all sorts. It is this creature who is attempting to calm the other, which is almost a carbon copy of Arachne, with the only discernible difference between them being a large red spot in the middle of her forehead. "Ah! Ah! Is that you!? Elle, tell me is that him?! I can't see through these damn cameras!""Yes, the man Arachne made contact with has joined them. He can hear you now."The Renegade spider lady calms herself for a few moments, taking a few deep breaths. Then she barks at the camera, her voice cracking in the same way that the earlier announcement did. It must be a false affectation she uses to seem important."I am Mother Weaver, leader of the New Zanzibar Xenos! M-my daughter...Give me my daughter back!!"Wait...what?[Thread End]
>>30966276Damnit Man, fucking cliffhangers.Nice thread DXR
>>30966276Wait, so you challenge us to survive the night but didn't consider anything might happen to one of your own?
>>30966276Did we accidentally trip a significant plot flag again?Can you tell us how we resolved the illusion fight earlier? Did Diabloli do all the work in string form?
>>30966276Claire is still in the interrogation room making sure Seven doesn't murder Arachne, right?
if they just want to be left alone and want food why not just negotiate for food and not being routed out in exchange for not going "kill all humans" crazy>>30966346seriously.
>>30966350I think our blood poisoned the spider girl.
>>30966390It seems like a side effect of having Kyoka Tsuzuri (is that how her name is spelled? Someone correct me if it isn't) in your organization is that you become brain-dead incompetent the second you're out of her line of sight.
>>30966390Have you forgotten? Rules of Nature.Adherents frequently forget that it goes both ways.
>>30966350>Can you tell us how we resolved the illusion fight earlier?I can tell you. Arachne will tell you again later, but basically she can read the minds of people she's pumped full of braindrugs. Captain's mind mindfucked her as a consequence of the choices you guys made.
>>30966446Thought so (and called it). Thanks.
>>30966446Wait, our mind fucked her, not Seven's?
>>30966446considering we1 tore thru the dream layer by layer2 reached our suppressed subconscious that fought against us3 and finally walked up to death because why not?that sound about right
Okay, so, I have work early tomorrow morning and then again in the evening and I still need to make a run on the store. Could some kind anon step up and archive for me today?
We should just hand over the spider chick back.
Oh come on. The pattern's right there. Captain's brain shuts down when certain topics come up. He ignores his dreams out of hand, intentionally overlooks his parents not being home for years, doesn't question why his house is so bare or why there's a secure containment facility under it or why the storage attic is full of nothing, made himself not look at the pictures on the dream fridge, and most interestingly, couldn't bring himself to read the documents on "Subject One".Subject One is either Captain himself, or his childhood friend if DXR liked DMWL.
>>30966569on the terms we get everyone out of this illusion yes.or they let us fuck all the monster girls. all of them, including the cakes.
>>30966581subject one is diablos. calling it now
>>30966611so wait, we're having sex with the cakes or are they feeding them to us during?
>>30966628Subject one is Claire.It was so bullshit that the Captain ignore it.
>>30966628Subject one is Captain's father.
>>30966628Hey, I called that last thread! I think.
>>30966653You realize of course that the two don't necessarily contradict.
>>30966677Oh god, are we doing the mind wiped, age-regressed protagonist deal?
>>30966698Heh, not necessarily. Subject One could be Diablos who could be Captain's father.The mind wipe is a given, the kicker is figuring where Captain was before it happened.
>>30966711It also means that Ayase was either our wife or (more likely) our daughter.
Hypothetically speaking if everyone of these theories was true then the Captain would be one fucked up individual.He is his own father who is trying to recruit/kill himself, and succeeded, all while lusting after himself.
>>30966734and blade boy is our lost son whose twins with Ayase, which is why he feels so close to her
>>30966736Does Captain actually lust after Diabloli? Some players have made jokes to that intent, but the only person Captain has expressed physical interest in is Fallen Angel.
>>30966736Why is Cap sounding more like an indi- well, east Asian demon?
>>30966759That was factoring the 'Claire is subject one' theory.
>>30966736its not weird if you have sex with yourself
Also if the Captain is Diablos then he could conceivably create enough blood homuncli to actually be everyone at the same time.
>>30966759more like a weird little sister whose older then he is and homicidal to an extent, also Fallen Angel was wearing cloths that really showed off her assets and Captain is a guy
>>30966798what if he already is and this whole thing is his illusion, even Chief and Claire
>>30966772Derp.Well, same difference, Captain's been bewitched by cowtits, not Claire's sex-doll appearance.Come to think of it... why is Captain "Captain"? Japanese and US school clubs have presidents.
>>30966824.....What his real name anyway?....Does he even have one?
>>30966824>>30966847>bewitchedmore like she had then bouncing with every step in a loose shirt but okay>He's the Captain of the Going Home Club as Ayase used to say, Claire and everyone just went with that from day one
>>30966847He does not get the luxury of a real name. The UGN saw to that when they mindwiped him.
>>30966847He has one, sure. We've never seen it, but it's on Captain's welfare checks.>>30966865Are you saying that sight wouldn't immediately catch your eyes and refuse to let go?
>>30966881of course>we should pop in at her school and surprise her and Rin as everyone freaks out because "Its and MAN"
>>30967003Causing a scene like that will only be possible once more, maybe twice. We should save it for the chance to cause the most amusement. In the short term, I still want to see Chief make a fool of herself in front of Hawkeye.
>>30966759Captain is less interested in Fallen Angel's cowtits and more in utter disbelief about their size. Claire has, more often than not, made Captain feel feelings that he's uncomfortable with. She is tempting him, but rather than him resisting her temptation, he's trying to convince himself he was never tempted at all.
>>30966736Nigger just went full Roger a Muirebe.
>>30967088When you think about it, almost every time that Cap has shut Claire down, it's been before she can make her full appeal to him. It's like he's scared of it.
>>30966824The Go Home event is an athletic one, and Captain earned his position by being the first one out the gates every day.
I just rechecked the character sheet.How does a FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL have H-cup tits? It just doesn't compute.
>>30967379Some girls blossom early and thoroughly, anon.
>>30967379Some girls are just big. Typically they started growing much younger than their fellows. My niece is thirteen and already has D cups.
>>30967379People develop at different rates. My ex had quite the bust by that age.
>>30967379The Renegade is a hell of a drug.And remember it is probably in jap sizes, so that is 'merely' an F in American, a 6in cup.
>>30967457Titty anon used American sizes. You can go check for yourself.