Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We joined the Queen of the World as she went on a quest to find some new artifacts for her home. Joining her was the former S-Class Hero, Lyrical Princess Raindrops. Together they found some ruins filled to the brim with artifacts. Inside they also found a terrible secret...>But enough about that. This time we join a character who isn't having a very good day.
>>30939084haha, time for Quest!
Blue? Who's blue font??
>>30939113Could be Anti-Hero. Or Caffornicator
>>30939113or Ben
So hype.Much excite.Very quest.Wow.
>Bridgette slumps on her kitchen counter, having consumed almost an entire bottle of vodka. Being part monster makes it hard to get drunk and even after having this much she is barely getting a buzz.>The last few weeks have not been easy on her. She feels like she's to blame for killing a man, got rejected by Rena, lost a leg, lost a chunk of her powers, her brother suddenly shacked up with a magical girl hero, and now she's almost out of alcohol.>She hasn't even been in the mood to do villainy. It's just been dull.I've never before had a day where burning down a building and causing chaos -didn't- seem like a good idea.Sometimes I wonder if there's some greater being out there who's mission in life is to make my own miserable.
>>30939148Or Cynthia or Bridgette. It did say character, not hero.
>>30939159Cheer up!Go rob a bank or something.And grow out your hair.
>>30939159Ponder what it is about villainy that makes you happy, it could be that you've tricked yourself into living an fulfilling lifestyle. It is also possible that you will just realize you need more of the same underlying principals, perhaps getting more villainous.
>>30939159Robogunleg is a fucking awesome thing to have though
>>30939159Do you have a paternal grandmother and if so does she highly disapprove of her daughter-in-law?
>>30939159Have you considered getting a pet or playing video games?
>>30939202Tricked yourself into living an unfulfilling lifestyle***
>>30939159I have it on pretty good authority that God is cool with lesbians, so it can't be that.
>>30939159get a haircut
>>30939159>got rejected by RenaOh, come on. You didn't get rejected, as such. She still likes you as much as she ever has.She's just... kind of got a big blind spot for things of a romantic or sexual nature.That's fine, just means you need to find someone else to do the nasty with for now. In the meantime, you've always got someone to play Mario Kart with....well, maybe not Mario Kart. Bitch is fucking unbeatable at that.
>>30939159Let me tell ya, you're not the only one who's too sober for this.Well, when booze fails you, try ice cream. Or drugs. Or ice cream drugs.
>>30939159You do know a hero may or may not be raping your older sister right?
>>30939159New quest:Acquire more alcohol, try to forget about the woman who broke your heart! And villainy just isn't the same without a steamy hatred/love of your arch nemesis, huh?
>>30939159Eh, looking at it as being rejected isn't quite right.Maybe you should get a hobby. How about gardening?
>>30939159Maybe if you did something with your hair.
>>30939159Well, you should be glad, actually. Perhaps not about the 'killing a guy' thing, but you're still friends with Rena, you're gonna have a kickass robo-leg, and your brother is most likely happier than he has been in quite a while.
>>30939159It's not your fault.Shadowman tried to get in Rena's pants and failed too.
>>30939214Well, she tried to get Rena... that's like pet with video games.
>>30939159YESIT'S USWE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR MISERYBut seriously we need to get you out of that rut. Maybe we can find you a nice ladyfriend? Are there any things you can summon that are attractive? Wait nevermind that's horrible, they wouldn't be able to say no.Why not experiment with your summoning power anyway? Try summoning the thing that stole your shapeshifting power. Maybe you can force it to give it back.
>>30939231Whatever is happening, it is probably violent, and Caffornicator is discovering a new (or rediscovering an old) fetish.
>>30939217That's just one of a thousand possible reasons less.>>30939159Glue money to the floor.Laugh as people try to take it.Cheap thrills, but you need to start somehow.
>>30939159Considering how everything is televised? Probably.Anyway, sitting there and drinking won't solve anything. You could go out, do some shopping, hang around some friends or something. Maybe go bug Cynthia or something - you two are in the same boat considering Sparkle and Ben.If that fails, you can always be the best aunt and mess with the baby.
>>30939251Mohawk!Mohawk!Mohawk!Cheer on, let's convince her.
>>30939268You fool! You posted with your trip on!
>>30939159you need to get laid.go find caffornicator
>>30939231I thought Caffornicator already said she doesn't rape? She just hits on people heavily and offers herself to them, and has a good amount of sex as a result.So she's trying to seduce MM+, I guess. Which will either end in her getting bitten a lot, getting what she wants, or both.
>>30939159Dump Rena as your arch. We need to move on and put as much distance between us as possible. That girl is nothing but bad news.
>>30939202>>30939216Expanding on this, stop half-assing it. People always feel like shit when they're living a half-assed life, figure out what you want and go at it hardcore. Dislike being responsible for someone dying so much? be a hero, not a kinda nice villain. That, or get over it with the realization you are just insecure about your desires, go full ham evil.
>>30939299Why fool?
>>30939263>WE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR MISERYYou mean aroused?Also we totally are not.
>>30939312Well, posting with your trip in another QM's quest or in QTG is usually a bad idea.
>>30939159>Sometimes I wonder if there's some greater being out there who's mission in life is to make my own miserable.YES. IT IS I.
>>30939159Out of curiosity, are you villains constantly filmed like heroes are?
>>30939342Well he/she/it is usually not that badly received. It could work out.
>>30939342>posting with your trip in another QM's quest> in QTGentirely different things. neither of them are inherently bad. and if there is anyone immune to it is Angelic.
maybe.and I'm just spitballing hereYou could try being a hero?I know, I know. Nonsense, right? Never met anyone as "into" being a villain as you.Still, gotta be worth thinking about, I guess. Did you ever try it before?
>>30939210It is pretty awesome, I'll admit. And it has full sensory too.>>30939217What in the world is this>>30939221My hair is already short.>>30939214I'm not one for animals. Video games are fine but ... Yeah. I could play some games.>>30939226Yeah, I know. And I really don't blame her for that. I can't change her any more than I can change myself. Well... I used to be able to change pretty easily but... You get my meaning.>>30939256... Yeah. That's true. I'm sorry, I'm just being a depressive jerk. I guess I just like to mope about sometimes.>>30939268That's pretty damn evil.>>30939196... Maybe I will. I could do with a new hairstyle. Just nothing short. I can't stand really short hair.>>30939231What.>Bridgette calls up her sister. Cynthia answers.C: "Hello my dear little sister~""Hey, sis. Are you okay?"C: "Of course I am~ Why do you ask?">She hears someone groaning in pain in the background."What was that?"C:"Nothing, dear~ Now if you'll excuse me I'm rather busy.">She hangs up.That... That doesn't seem good. She usually tells me when she's committing villainy. Invites me along, even.
>>30939159Break into some rich guy's house and steal his expensive booze.
>>30939342>hating on AngelicThat's like.. physically impossible.
>>30939159Don't be silly. If there's a greater entity in charge of everything that's happening, then surely your misery is only a byproduct and not a goal of his plans.
>>30939387tell Cynthia to go easier on caffornicatorthat is way too much bloodand cafornicator is a nice girl
>>30939387It's fineeeeee.
>>30939387You have to investigate! She could be in trouble!
>>30939387>My hair is already short.Well grow it. >Ponytailit looks great on you. believe me. i know. i've seen it.
>>30939387Let's go check on her then, no need to sit here and mope when we could at least see what crazy shit sis is up to.Also, I highly recommend dropping Rena as your arch. You need distance, and the magic just isn't there any more.
>>30939405How is that any LESS depressing, again?>>30939299Yea that... seems to have occurred, if not fully intentionally.>>30939342> QTG> Quest Different thing.Anyway, going into cover.
>>30939387Tell Cynthia to realize that Callifornicator is the only woman that will ever love her for who she is.
>>30939387It's fine. But you could go spy on her.Oooooor you could try summoning Quantum Kitty and force it to give you back your shapeshifting powers. Maybe even all the powers it stole. Then kill it? Maybe? Well, interrogate it first and find out why it's been doing all this shit.
You know what you need?Some good old-fashion Revengeance on the mofo who took your shapeshifting.Which means, among other things, you need to find out who he is, and where he be at and how you can best make him really regret stealing your power.And that means info. Where do villains go to find out stuff? You've gotta have some shadowy info-broker, right?
>>30939458She also apparently loves to get mauled. Don't discriminate against their love.
>>30939387Go to a weapons range, test abilities of new leg.
>>30939387It's cool. She's doing some nasty things.But not villainy things. You don't want to get involved, just call her later.Go heck Villains HQ, bully some new recruits or something.
>>30939387Well, in moments like these, it is better to just stay out of Cynthia's way. Don't you have any friends other than Rena?
>>30939458You mean that she's the only woman that would ever want to be with Cynthia, right? Our favorite Christmas Cake needs to grab somebody while she still can. Got to at least try to show that Sparkle bitch that she can be happy on her own.
>>30939217what is that, and where is it from?
>>30939387>My hair is already short.Mohawk!Mohawk!
>>30939387>already shortNO, get your hair cut so it's longer
>>30939463>Summons quantum kitty>"Gimme back my powers and then kill yourself!">"lolno">Gets the rest of her powers stolen
>>30939387Let's go see your sister
>>30939497You don't want her to answer that
>>30939387What powers do you still have?
>>30939387>groaning in painare you sure it's pain
>>30939443> PonytailMy fellow voice of African descent.
>>30939507Cynthia also has to consider that Californicator is a human vibrator.
>>30939387Do villains have the same sort of "suit upgrade" thingy that heroes do? If they do, then go spend some money to get yourself an ubersuit.
>>30939549>LongBest.
>>30939549Long4Ever.
>>30939387what do you do when you're not villaining?let's do that!
>>30939549>Up-do.YES!Long is fine too.
>>30939549>>30939443If Rena is ever gonna be turned, this shall be the reason.
I hear boxing at the gym is a great way to relieve stress.
>>30939572>>30939599You only say that because she actually smiles in that one
>>30939631Long is the look of pure bliss. Of content happiness. It's the hairstyle that wins her the Rena.
>>30939549Bridgette, girl, what's your problem with pigtails? They look good on you. You shouldn't look so down.Ponytail is a best though.
>>30939549Ponytails really turn me on.
>>30939549No love for crown braids?
>>30939549No hime cut?Blasphemy.
>>30939678Clown what?
>>30939518Haircuts don't work like that! I'd have to have some kind of time magic or something.>>30939497...........>>30939563We do but it's complicated... Let's just say I'm not getting an upgrade any time soon.>>30939463Hell no. Let's say I summon it, right? And that might even be possible. But if I do what if it breaks out? What if I can't control it? I'd rather try such tactic if and only if I encounter the thing again. And that is not on my todo list. >>30939531I can summon and control monsters. Also cast some minor spells so long as it's monster related.>>30939441... I get the feeling that's the exact opposite of what's going on but at least it'll give me an excuse to leave the house.>Bridgette gets dressed and leaves her apartment building. Standing outside is a woman with a whip in each hand. She stares at Bridgette with hollow eyes.???: "Monster Maestro. The spirit of a fallen hero cries out for vengeance. They will not rest until they are appeased. I am the vessel of justice and they are the Rider. Do you have any last words before I slay you?"Uhhhhh....
>>30939646Rena is fetish free thoughRaindrops would have a goddamn field day with long-haired Bridgette though
>>30939691Julia Timoschenko.
>>30939692You know, spirits are a kind of monster.Summon the spirit of Ignis.Wait.SUMMON ALL OF HER SPIRITS.
>>30939692Anti-Hero did it!
>>30939692oh, hey, can you tell ignis we're sorry about all that?He was only supposed to hold off anti hero and use friendship, him getting eating was AWFUL.
>>30939692I never killed any heroes? I made it my mission to avoid killing them? If you want the person that killed a hero, go talk to AntiHero.If that fails, just ask that your death be quick. It'll be easier that way.
>>30939692Pretty sure you haven't killed anybody, who the hell is out for vengeance?
>>30939692"I'm drunk and off duty. Could you come back tomorrow? Wait, make in text week."
>>30939692Well, you never killed any hero, so I am not sure why she wants to kill you.Ask her if she wants to get a drink with you.
>>30939692um can you like, not?
>>30939692"Your shoelace is untied."
>>30939692Tell her good bye. She'll just leave then. She doesn't seem like a rude person.
>>30939692Hug her, she is so cute and awesome!
>>30939692"I'm sorry."
>>30939692Oh God please don't kill me, it was an accident. And how the hell were we supposed to know that Anti-Hero's demon would go berserk? It's that thing's fault, not ours. We'd never kill anyone. Hell, we even avenged Ignis in her place by killing that demon, as well as freeing Anti-Hero from its clutches. So she owes us one, I guess.
>>30939692hey Bridgette, I know rena dumped you, but you still find her attractive, right? I bet you're into bondage too.Here's a little present :)
>>30939747Yeah, this.Lets not engage her if we don't have to, you're clearly not in the mood.
>>30939692"Look over there, it's vengeance for the many lives that possess you."Then run away.
>>30939692Apologize, but ask why Ignis is being such a dick.There were serious extenuating circumstances, plus you technically avenged him by killing the demon in Anti-Hero.
>>30939692>>30939724If we're really getting down to it, it was that eyeball demon that we killed. Throwing somebody else under the bus isn't really a cool thing to do.>>30939798>plus you technically avenged him by killing the demon in Anti-Hero.This is probably a good thing to bring up.
>>30939692We already avenged his death. We killed the daemon that gibbed him....Ask her to come drinking with us, we could use a bar buddy and it looks like she could use a drink too.
>>30939798I think it's related to the fact that he's not really thinking clearly since he's fucking dead
>>30939692You didn't kill anyone! Stand your ground like you're in Florida.
>>30939692Tell her you're too busy to fight, and so's your sister since she's probably elbow deep inside that "coffee girl" right now, or vice versa.
>>30939692Ok, it's serious time. Summon something big and tough to get between her and you, then back away. While doing so, babble at her about how you didn't think Anti-Hero would kill Ignis, or that he COULD, or that you couldn't just resummon Ignis afterwards like your other summons.Also if she kills you it'd be just as bad as Anti-Hero killing Ignis!
>>30939813Are we a villain? YesThrowing people under busses is the shit
>>30939788>:)>that whole post
>>30939830But he was a demon. Arguably he was never alive. And indeed, can quite possibly be summoned back to the Prime material plane quite easily.
>>30939692Wait, does she mean the homicidal demon that you forced to commit suicide after it killed the other hero?Because other than that you've not killed anybody.
>>30939872maybe it's not Ignis?[X] Ask for more info. Casually imply (even though it's a big fat lie) that you kill lots of people.
>>30939788THIS IS NOT THE TIME.>>30939720I would have to reach for my baton. This woman looks like she's ready to kill me if I so much as sneeze."It's Ignis, isn't it? I... Look... I'm sorry. I never meant for any of that to happen. I didn't think that girl would kill him. It's been eating me up this whole time. I'm so sorry."Ri: "... Okay.">She lowers her whips."Huh?"Ri: "He accepts your apology and has moved on. As a high ranking demon he can never be killed, only have his body destroyed. He will return. He simply wanted to get an apology. His will has been done.""Are you serious? Do you know how depressed I've been over that?"Ri: "He wishes to inform you that he really didn't give a damn. It still hurt and he hopes that you will be more careful in the future."
>>30939549Oh my god your hair is so FLOOOOFY
>>30939920Ok you free now then? Wanna go have a drink or several, then?
>>30939920Thank herContemplate that with the threat gone it might just be time.
>>30939924Contain yourself, Raindrops.
>>30939920Make her buy you a drink for making you suffer like that.
>>30939920Oh.Want to have a few drinks?Endless vengeance must be a bit draining, and drinking buddies are always good..
>>30939920...Well, that's that.Go get some booze.
>>30939920Alright then. It was pleasure doing business with you
>>30939920Tell him that we'll try summoning him someday so that he can come up and hang with us. Maybe apologize face to face.Ask her if she wants to get a drink, because you could seriously use one and she looks like she needs one too.
>>30939920Wait, does that also apply to the demon on Anti-Hero's head?
>>30939920>As a high ranking demon he can never be killed, only have his body destroyed.NOTE TO SELF: That trick probably won't work twice. You'll need a new angle next time.Maybe some kind of binding spell so you can stick him in an object and bury him in holy ground until he offers you a deal?
>>30939920Ask her if she wants a pint or two.
>>30939920Wait, so she would've killed you OVER NOT APOLOGIZING? Even though Ignis didn't really care one way or another?That's kind of petty.
>>30939920Ask if it would be okay to hug her. You both totally need a hug.
>>30939920Quite the icy reception but I'm glad that things turned out warmly enough.
>>30939920God damn it, Rider.You know what, we need a drink. Come on, she's buying for scaring the living shit out of us.And she looks like she could use a drink as well. Must suck being yelled at by voices only you can hear.LIKE YOU DO.
>>30939962ALSO NOTE: Ignis is a dick. Deserves everything he has coming to him.
>>30939920Wait, does this mean AH's demon is still around?
>>30939920Well, thanks. I guess.
>>30939962We're talking Ignis, the Hero. Not A-H's eyesocket demon.
>>30939920WHATTell Rider that she can tell Ignis he's a jerkass. He should've just come back and demanded an apology in person!Actually, ask how long it'll be until Ignis is back. Then summon him again and get revenge by making him do menial labor.
>>30940006huh, you know. This could be a match made in heaven. She's got voices in her head, you've got voices in your head...
>>30939920Sorry again. I guess I should have known anti-hero was like that.So, if ignis is coming back, does that mean we can meet up?
>>30939920She's cute.Ask if she wants to go get a drink.Watch as her numerous /tg/ spirits urge her to /u/
>>30939920"Well, I guess I should get back to trying and failing to get drunk and questioning every decision I've ever made...fuck it, if you've dealt with the dead's bull as long as it looks like, would you mind taking a crack at one of the livings? I need someone to talk to, and I promise not to bite."
>>30940021God damn. You're right, we need to fill in Anti-Hero about this. That thing might come back for her.
>>30940036Yeah, it's one of those situations where you have to be more worried about voices in other people's heads than about those in your own head. We're cool.
>>30939924I know, right?I think having long hair would really improve Bridgette's quality of life. Whatever the case, that is some really fluffy hair.For the first time, I feel like I understand, if only a little, what it is to be Angelic.
>>30940053Agreed. Seducing the psychopomp of dead heroes can only bring good things!
Huh. Another thing to think about.Is Rena keeping up on those excercises like we told her to?
Rider already has a lover right?
>>30940096For the last fucking time, two females in one place don't have to instantly become lovers
>>30940096yeah, caffornicator
>>30940096she's made up of tons of ghosts, so it's not surprising one of them are her lovers.or all of them.
>>30940096I assume she'd tell Bridgette if she's unavailable
>>30940161That has to be one hell of an orgy.
>>30940191Ghost blowjobwoowoowoo
>>30939920Once Ignis gets a body again, summon him, punch him in the face and unsummon him. Repeat until no longer fun.
"Well tell him I said that was pretty messed up."Ri: "He is already gone back."I hate you so much, Ignis. I'm going to summon you and force you to clean my entire house when you come back."Well... Fine. Whatever. That's off my chest at least.">Bridgette starts to walk off when an idea hits her."Hey, you wanna go drinking with me? I know it's, like, only six but... I guess drinking with someone is less pathetic than drinking alone."Ri: "We... Do not know. They do not like it if I waste time doing such things. I have much more to do today. So much more."
>>30939973>Wait, so she would've killed you OVER NOT APOLOGIZING?What? You wouldn't?>civilities leyrigiEven Lord Inglip stresses the importance of such politeness!
>>30940213Surely plenty of heroes have died to alcoholism and failed livers. This is like avenging those heroes, probably!
>>30940213Man Rider definitely needs some break time
>>30940213>That sideways look>That grabbing of the elbow>That hesitationPress the issue and insist she drink!
>>30940213Ask her if all the ghosts are just purely obsessed with vengeance all the time?Because that doesn't really seem normal.
>>30940050She was a celebrated /u/hoo before she went soul crazy, according to Caffornicator.
>>30940213Maybe it's something you can help with.
>>30940213She needs to chill out.
>>30940213Come on rider, even the angry spirits of the dead need to have some fun.No wonder they are so angry.
>>30940237hahahahasay this please
>>30940213And how long have you been helping them out? Relax with me for a while, you need to take care of yourself.I mean, if you are tired and burned out, you aren't doing your best for the spirits, right?
>>30940213"Don't be so uptight. Isn't it a hero's job to help people? Come on, consider it a little break from all that busying around. Oh, and what's the brand of shampoo you use?"
>>30940213There's gotta be somebody in there that has regrets about not having one last drink for the road.>>30940237Or even this!
>>30940213Surely you must get revenge on all those who died of alcohol poisoning or drunk driving/flying accidents?Use your liver of righteousness to smite the foul tequila, vodka and gin!
>>30940213Hmm.Who are they, and what do they need to get done?You were looking for something better to do than mope and drink away your heist money anyway, Bridgette.Maybe you could help her speed it up?
>>30940261Fuck off with the ice puns, faggot. They stopped being funny months ago.
>>30940213Say what if I give you a hand to get it over with, then we go get drunk?Does any of them have a beef with someone in my family? I guess it would be for the best to pacify them first.
>>30940288That's actually a pretty good idea, supporting this.
>>30940213They're dead, they're not going anywhere. And if they want you to do their job, they need to take care of you or you can just sit around and do nothing all day.They need you more than you need them.Also, Bridgette, you have some monster-related powers and spells, right?Can you try to silence her voices for a while? You controlled demons and elementals before, no reason you can't do that with the dead.
>>30940292Now that's what I call a cold reception!
>>30940292>implying they were EVER funny except in a kind oh "oh arnie, you so cray-cray" kind of way.
>>30940213If there's one thing I know, it's that bitter people LOVE alcohol. Seeing that all those vengeful spirits are hosting her body, they'd probably love to get a stiff drink every once in a while.
>>30940213Well, you won't be able to get anything done if you're so stressed by them. Besides, they're not people who you know personally, and any tasks can wait an hour, right?
>>30940213>those eyesWhere have I seen those eyes?
>>30940324>Giving spirits to the spiritsEhe.Ehehe.Ehehehe.
>>30940322You're absolutely right. They were fucking dumb as fuck in PGQ, but at least they made sense there. Now he is just being a faggot and I strongly suggest everyone just report him. It worked on that asshole shitting up TAQ.
>>30939692>>30940213Ask her if she knows Oyashiro-sama.
>>30940213What about tomorrow? Or you could help her do stuff if it's not anything heroic.
>>30940324>If there's one thing I know, it's that bitter people LOVE alcohol. >Seeing that all those vengeful spirits are hosting her body, they'd probably love to get a stiff drink every once in a while.actually, there's almost certainly a few bitter drunk drivers in there.and the people they killed.Man, no wonder Rider is crazy.
>>30940213"Well, it's not like I'm doing anything today. Make you a deal, I help you our until a reasonable hour to start drinking, and then you join me for awhile at least?"
>>30940362YES HINAMIZAWA
"Maybe I could help you out a bit? Get your work done and then we can drink."Ri: "You wish to assist us? Are you not a Villain?""I am but I'm also a bored Villain. I need something to keep myself occupied and this seems as good a thing as any. But after I help you we're gonna hit a bar, okay?">Rider stares off. Her entire body would be as still as a statue if not for the slight movements she makes as she speaks to people no one else can hear. Her fist clenches tightly and she looks pained for a moment before she relaxes.Ri: "Very well. We will allow you to help us. Our current target is The Plague Doctor. He killed A-Class Rank 3 Speed-Of-Light and his entire family. We have tried to get him before but he is very powerful."The Plague Doctor? That dude's an S-Class. I hear he once made someone vomit out their insides. Dude's insane.
>>30940483yeah uh that sounds too hardcoremaybe I can support you with prayer
>>30940483Well fuck that guy. I mean, there's a difference between villainy and just being a dick, and obviously that asshole has crossed the line.Sure we'll help. I mean, not like we have much to live for anyway, right?
>>30940483Lure him into a trap. Tell him you have villainous things to discuss.Then when he comes, act the victim when Rider kicks his ass so he doesn't come after you.
>>30940483So you're gonna need to summon some disease resistant monsters to help out
>>30940483Summon a creature that wards off diseases, and have it follow Rider around.That way, you aren't fighting other villains, but you're still helping.
>>30940483how do you plan on going about doing this?
>>30940483>The Plague Doctor? That dude's an S-Class. I hear he once made someone vomit out their insides. Dude's insane.Summon Ignis. He's a demon made of fire and thus probably immune to most of his tricks.
>>30940483You know, that dude sounds like he's a monster!Try summoning him.
>>30940483Sure, why not.Rider's probably got a relevant spirit we can tap into, right?
>>30940483Bring on the pain! We eat S-classes for breakfast....we'd like to say. But yeah maybe we can wingman as range support.
>>30940483Use your hero buddies to find some robots.He can't do shit against robots.
>>30940483Fill her in on the fact that the guy's insane, powerful and an S-class now.Sure, we'd help her. Imagine if that thing happened to your family, especially Ben's kid.
>>30940511She could just throw distraction monsters at him until Rider gets in close. Maybe something that he can't make sick like a plague demon or a nurglette so he falls in love
>>30940403Hmm, maybe the spirits want to do something villianous, then Rider can subcontract the job to you, Bridgette. Win-win situation
>>30940483so, whats the plan, punishment wise?Between you and me, i don't normally do much direct killing.
>>30940483Can't you just, like, shoot him or something?
>>30940483First, intelligence. Can we find out more about him before engaging?Knowing it half the battle.The other half is violence.
>>30940566We could ask him directly."Hello, what are your biggest weaknesses?"
>>30940483>I hear he once made someone vomit out their insides.What has no intestines?Spooky. Scary. Skelingtons!You can summon those, right?
>>30940483Yeah, no shame in pussying out, or at least making sure you stay in a back-row, deniable position.
>>30940561I mean, I'm sure I CAN. I'm a villain. And a Monster.But, I generally tend to work in the medium of "death"-traps and monologues.
>>30940594But skeletons can get boneitis.
>>30940594Or robots. Or Ignis, because fuck that guy.>>30940613I read that as bonetits.
>>30940483Are villains allowed to cooperate with ehros to kill other villains? how does the whole villain society thing work?
>>30940613You mispelled bonetits.
>>30940594Skeletons can get bone disease. It'd have to be something that can't get sick. Like a stone golem.
>>30940613or bonus eloptus
I think this sounds a bit too hardcore, especially since Bridgette is weaker now. Still, you could always lure the Plague Doctor by faking out an outbreak of the Black Plague. It's literally the only situation where he'd get to wear his outfit without looking like a complete weirdo. He's not going to miss the chance.
"I... Don't think I can do that. Is there perhaps anyone else who you want to take down? Also, not a big fan of killing so..."Ri: "Very well..." She thinks for a moment. "I have one. The man known as Slasher-Vic. He is a man who wields a wicked blade that can cut and create bonds between people. It seems one Hero felt his blade and does not want the man killed. He simply wants it so that none may have to go through what he did."Slasher-Vic... I think that guy is A-Class. Walks around with a long sword. He's good but so long as I don't get in too close he can't hurt me. And Rider is here as well.
>>30940628yes, team ups are not unheard of:see Rena x Monster Maestro vs MM+
>>30940483Is there a villainous guidebook you can consult?Like can you still get paid for taking down the Plague Doctor if you loot his corpse and headquarters for valuables?
>>30940704Go fight that one.Steal his sword!
>>30940704sounds goodjust steal his blade and shatter the fuck out of it
>>30940704THAT'S IT, RIDER. HURT ME MORE. MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN.
>>30940704Sure, we can definitely do that. What kind of vengeance does the spirit want? And we can just get him down with tentacle monsters since it would be super hard to cut away all those tentacles before they got a hold of him.
>>30940704Get Rider to throw Rust Monsters at him.
>>30940704You seem like a nerd, so you probably know what a rust monster is.Summon one.
>>30940704Let's do it. We just have to deal with the blade, right?
>>30940704This will work.
>>30940704>cut and create bonds between peopleI wonder what relationships we'll walk away from that fight with.
>>30940704>a wicked blade that can cut and create bonds between people>cut and create bonds between people>cut and create bondsoh-ho-ho-hoAre you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>30940704>cut and create bonds between peopleOh damn. This is going to end horribly.We can summon rust monsters, right? Just keep Rider's breastplate away from them.
>>30940773I do believe that I am, fellow head voice!
>>30940768>>30940780evidently not.cut.AND CREATE.are you with me now?
>>30940704Sounds good. We don't even have to engage him directly, just snatch his sword.Yeah, I see that taking somebody's trademark item is not like stealing their bike, but still...Well, unless their trademark item IS bike.
>>30940780Or let them come, and expose her beneath the armor.
>>30940773Of course. We can steal that blade and make the Plague Doctor feel like shit for everyone he's killed.We get two villains for the price of one.
>>30940780>Just keep Rider's breastplate away from them.Exactly.Don't want Rider's sizable yet surprisingly firm bosom to be exposed to the cold, she might get a... Reaction.
>>30940768>>30940773Eeerily, that's very close to a Nobilis character I once had, the Power of Bindings. Except of course the Power of all manner of bonds, not just those between people.
>>30940704Wait a sec, could we use that blade to force Rena into loving us?
>>30940827But will that be true love?
>>30940827DING DING DING DINGsomeone gets it.
>>30940827That sounds evil, why would Bridgette want to do it
>>30940840Does it matter?
pls dont make bridgette a mind rapist
>>30940853hello, villain.
>>30940866>>30940865>>30940864>>30940853>>30940842>>30940840>>30940827Thar be a shitstorm a-brewin'.
>>30940704>>30940827>>30940853Bridgette, you are a villain. This is something you should seriously consider
>>30940907It's a shitty thing to do, but hey, we're a shitty person, right?
>>30940773>>30940793Rena already has a bond with Bridgette, it's just not the bond she wants.
>>30940827Take bladeDisregard RenaBecome magical matchmakerShip everyoneEVERYOOOOOOOOOOONE
"Alright, I can take him on. I'll just hit him with some rust monsters and then you take him down."Ri: "I can not.""What? Why?"Ri: "Even now I feel myself compelled elsewhere... A funeral, a retirement home, to someone's child, to a simple candy store. I can not stop right now. You said you would help me, correct? Take him down and ease my burden just a little. Please.""... Okay, fine. I'll take him down and then we go drinking."Ri: "Agreed.">Bridgette goes off to find Slasher-Vic. Her morpher gives her his location and once she stumbles upon him she changes. Her batons twirl in the air as she summons countless rust monsters after the man. The creatures attack but they seem to do nothing to him.SV: "Rust monsters? You fool! My blade is not forged by common steel! It is made by the hopes and dreams of all those who wish for the impossible!"Damn... Need a different idea.>Other 1d20
>>30940920It could also, in a fit of depression after considering and deciding it would be 'fake', lead to us trying to cut our bond to her.
>>30940943hopes and dreams?can you summon some cthulu types that give despair, madness, and nightmares
Rolled 8>>30940943
>>30940943Summon something that crushes hopes and dreams.What would do that.
Rolled 18>>30940943Throw a rust monster at his face.
>>30940943Summon a baku? Whatever the hell those Japanese dream-eater monsters are.
>>30940943Swarm him with monsters and just have them take the damn thing.
>>30940943Summon amoral cats who don't understand emotions, hopes, or dreams
Rolled 6>>30940943Are there any monsters that eat dreams?
>>30940704So... break the sword right?Also clarify what cut and creating bonds means?
>>30940943Bet with him that even his blade wouldn't be able to make Rena love you.That should break it.
Rolled 1>>30940943>Other 1d20SUMMON TROLLSDESTROY THE HOPES AND DREAMS
Rolled 13>>30940943>It is made by the hopes and dreams of all those who wish for the impossible!">>Damn... Need a different idea.>>>Other 1d20Gunleg: entrapping glue mode
Rolled 12>>30940943Tentacle monster swarm! He can't slice all those tentacles before they can drag him down.Then we have the sword all to ourselves...
>>30940984...unrequited love?
Rolled 9>>30940991Forgot my roll, herp derp.
>>30940937Now imagine that blade in hands of Jade Revolver.
>>30940943Crush his hopes and dreams by relating our problems to him.CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
Rolled 14>>30940997This time without misspelling "dice" like an idiot.
Rolled 19>>30940943In that case an elemental of despair and hopelessnes must be summoned. You must summon a telemarketer.
Rolled 12>>30940943>>30940999>Summon amoral cats who don't understand emotions, hopes, or dreamsForgot to roll
>>30940943...I'm pretty sure there are at least a few monsters that eat hopes and dreams, if it comes to that.Isn't there a Baku or something at least that eats dreams.We could also: "...I don't suppose you want to talk about that Hero you cut who doesn't want you killed, but does want others to not go through what they did..? I'm kinda trying to help someone else, and it's... a bit weird for me to do this."
>>30940984Time to call daddy!
>>30940943That is the cutest goddamn rust monster I've ever seen.
>>30940943Summon a Dream Devourer
Rolled 14>>30940943Summon monsters made of your affections for Rena. Watch them annihilate his blade of hopes and dreams
>>30941010YOUUUUUU.
Rolled 18>>30940943Summon... PRIMAL DESPAIR!Or a despair elemental. Those are a thing, yes?> deffish intoyeah definitely into it
>>30940943>hopes and dreamsBut that's what Magical Girls are made of.
>>30941040whoa whoa whoa. We're a Monster, not a monster.
Rolled 10>>30941058Forgot the roll
>>30941043>amoral cats who don't understand emotions, hopes, or dreams
Rolled 8>>30941047and roll, with the right email field
>>30940984So an object of that embodies despair, hopelesness is needed.Throw an empty bottle of booze at him?
Rolled 17>>30940943Try some kind of Order monster, like an Auditor? The embodiment of cold hard truth.
>>30941054i concur
>>30941142That can actually work.
>Bridgette sighs and summons a swarm of despair monsters. Their negative energy sucks the joy out of her opponent and he crumples to the ground. She then summons a dozen tentacle monsters to hold him down and snatches the blade from his hand.>As she holds it she feels as though she can sense the bonds connecting everyone together. This blade could sever them... It could even forge new connections.Wow.I think this might be the most dangerous weapon in this entire world.I...I should give it to Rider. I promised.
>>30941079So you're trying to summon the CEO of EA?
>>30940943his marketing pitch almost makes him sound more like a hero instead of a villain.
Rolled 2>>30941165Use it to create a bond between yourself and your sister, then have some 'bonding time'.
>>30941165Use the blade to make Rena love you.
>>30941179This.Also using this on Rena would be useless; Rena - Bridgette already have a connection, just not a sexual one.
>>30941165BRIDGETTE, WAIT.Before you do that, try to "sense" the monster cat that cut your leg off.See what it wants with Sparkle and Rena.
Rolled 15>>30941165Rolling to resist the urge to use it on rena first
>>30941165...Fuck. Don't give in to temptation, that would be a really shitty thing to do to Rena. Well, maybe hook someone up with Cynthia, but then give it to Rider.
>>30941165Actually, ask what she plans to do with such a weapon. She has a lot of bonds, and might be planning something... Crazy.
>>30941165USE IT ON RENA, DO ITTHIS IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED
>>30941165There is a possiblity that Rider might use it for nefarious purposes. A truly responsible, upstanding person would destroy such a blade, for it has very high destructive potential if used correctly.
>>30941165Pssst... juuuuuust a little detour to Rena's home. You know you want to.
Rolled 17>>30940943god, what is with people and telling us how to beat them? just summon something that can eat hopes and dreams.
>>30941165use the bladeforce rena to love you
>>30941165Cut the bond between Sparkle and your brother. That bitch is nothing but trouble.And you can raise the kid as a proper villain!
>>30941165can it SHOW you the connections?Can it show you YOUR connections?Because someones got your powers.
>>30941165So... This thing can pretty much save Rider from an eternity of torment. Just sever the bonds between her and the ghosts.
>>30941165See if you can use the blade to re-establish connection with your powers?
>>30941165Be a good girl. Give it to Rider. Then go get a drink with her. Then give 'it' to Rider. If you know what I mean. (I mean the emotionally unfulfilling drunken sex.)
Rolled 11>>30941165You know, since it's made of hopes and dreams and shit, maybe it could turn you into a guy so you could be with Rena?This is clearly the best idea.
>>30941165You know, did you actually promise to give it to her, or to ensure it wasn't used on others so that they had to go through what that one hero did? After all, consider the hell Rider would go through if she had such a weapon available to her and felt the compulsions of the spirits.
>>30941165Yea, give it to Rider a pronto.With great power comes great responsibility and you're too depressed and drunk for that right now.
Rolled 10>>30941238>making sparkle no longer love benthis kills bridgette
>>30941165Give it to Rider, bridgette.If you think you're depressed now, wait till you try knowing that the only reason someone loves you is because you forced them too.Ask QoTW about it if you need a primer.
>>30941194thats the point. it could make one
>>30941165Use it, and then give it to Rider.Nobody would ever know.
>>30941165DON'T WORRYI GIVE GREAT ADVICEUSE IT TO MAKE RENA LOVE YOUTHEN GET DRUGS
>>30941165Make Rena love you. You know you want to do it.Don't forget that you are a villain.
>>30941248That's a very good point.
Rolled 6>>30941202Well shit.
>>30941165Know that any bonds you try to make with this weapon would have been born out of a lie, and that they would pale in comparison to-- Actually, do you even know how to use the sword? How does it work, do you think we could test it on something?Give it to Rider afterwards.
Sever the connection between you and reality.Become a being of energy and raw magic.
>>30941248Yeah, we could do that. Ask her if she'd be okay with it.
>>30941248...Actually this is a great idea. Not only because it would do her a favor, but you would also get the mad cash money for depowering an S-rank hero.
>>30941287WAIT WHAT AM I SAYINGSKIP RENAGO FOR THE DRUGS
>>30941165Honestly, with that, someone wouldn't need to be a villain, they could rule the world. Why the hell does this idiot have it?
Rolled 9>>30941165Give it to Rider.... after using it on Rena. It was never said you couldn't use it on her first, which was a mistake on Rider's behalf for you to abuse.VILLAIN LOGIC!
>>30941165DON'T BE TEMPTED BRIDGETTE.There's a better use for the sword.You're too hung on Rena for your own good. It is time to use the sword... on yourself. Free yourself from Rena.
Oh god.No. This is too much.I can't.Just even holding this is so much temptation...I want love but not like this. Never like this.>>30941199>>30941240>As she holds the blade her own connections become clear. There is friendship, love, hate, people she merely knows.>One of the connections is particularly strong and is tied to hate. Bridgette knows that connection. The other end of this one must be that Cat.Oh my god.With this thing I could find him. It's going right into the city.
>>30941321Because he's an idiot.
>>30941165You should really give it to Rider. Even if you did use it to force Rena to love you, it would be a false and emotionally unfulfilling love. And you'd probably hate yourself forever.
>>30941165It can sever and forge connections, but can it alter existing ones?Also it's very likely that if you try and abuse its power, it'll go horribly wrong for you.
>>30941238villains who mess with true love tend to die in messy ways
>>30941339Call every hero you know, and all the villains who have a reason to hate the cat.It's time to kick the shit out of it until it stops coming back
>>30941260Actually, looking at some of the other ones, we really should see what this things 'sees' as the connections to us first. A certain cat comes to mind, but reaffirming that people care for us may be nice.And for the love of all things, don't give into using it. Making the right type of connection or cutting one probably takes more practice/skill/effort than we have it in us to do right now.
Rolled 20>>30941339Go for it. Go for it now. Ad by that, I mean tell non-powered people to go for it, because fuck losing more powers to that thing.
>>30941339Get your powers back! You can make Rena love you another day.
>>30941339Warn everyone that the cat thing is coming. Then go find Rider and ask her to help you with this.
>>30941339Get it to rider - Drinking can wait, we could use this to track down the cat. It's got to have killed some heroes, she'd help for sure.
>>30941339...OH FUCK. Call the heroes and the villains, we're going to go gut a fucking cat. We can sever the things connection with the magical girls it gives power to as well, so we can make it even weaker!
>>30941339...Call Rena, and have her call the Hero's association.Time to get your powers back.
>>30941339get a BIG GUNS hero/villain to help you.bag a cat.
>>30941339No bridgette, don't fight that cat, it's not worth it. It's too strong for you.Now, force Rena into loving you already.This is what you always wanted.It doesn't matter how you get it.
>>30941339Yes, you should go and find that cat.After using the sword on Rena.
>>30941339This is a thing everyone should know. Cynthia, Ben, your mom and dad, Sparkle. Everyone. This cat is too dangerous and now he can be tracked.
>>30941339YOU SHOULD GIVE YOURSELF ALL THE POWERS HE HASALSO ALL OF HIS DRUGSALL OF EVERYONE'S DRUGS
>>30941339Oh fuckWhat line is rena's?Is the cat's near it?oh fuckoh fuck
>>30941339Follow the thread. Find it. Kill the Cat. Kill it dead!
>>30941339The cat has gotten the upper hand on almost everyone he's fought. Do you really want him to possibly get that sword?
>>30941406Unfortunately I'm not sure if beating the Cat with this sword would result in it vomiting up all the powers it stole.
>>30941339If we hunt the cat, it CANNOT gain the power of the blade. We must not let that happen, at all.
>>30941339Leave a message to family and friends about you suicidal run at the Cat, you can do it!
>>30941312>you would also get the mad cash money for depowering an S-rank hero.I don't think Villains work like that.Villains don't get paid by the assosciation. They get to keep what they steal.
>>30941439No. Fornicator splattered the cat once, and none have gotten any of their powers back.
>>30941339You saw the footage of Caffornicator and the other S-Rank heroes vs the Cat right?Due to its shapeshifting, teleportation, and reincarnation abilities, it pretty much is the ultimate hit and run attacker, and has no reason to hold back if it thinks it can steal some powers.
>>30941339Don't follow it. Find Rena, or Sparkle.Because Rena and Sparkle have a connection to the cat.So, you need to find Rena & Sparkle and see what connections she and the cat share.
>>30941423If it's HER lines, then it might be one of the pink ones, since Bridgette still loves Rena on some level.
>>30941451They get paid. Same as heroes.
>>30941339Funny that the blue thread seems to be near the giant red one of the QK. Almost like they're nearby one another.
>>30941339Man, who is that person you hate almost as much as That Cat?
>>30941339We quite possibly can get quite a few heroes/villains in on beating the cat to a pulp and then keeping it beaten though.Near uniquely qualified, in fact. The Monster family has ties to both sides now, after all.
>>30941451They literally get paid. Their bot looks exactly like the hero one but with spikes.
>>30941451She did get paid for beating anti-hero and ignis.
>>30941485WITH THIS BLADE YOU CAN CLEAVE MYSTERY.BUT THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS BETTER LEFT UNANSWERED.be very careful, little monster
Don't go after the cat on your own. It won't end well.
>>30941339looks like its time for a nice hero villain bonding exercise, beat the hell out of that cat until it stops coming back
>>30941513Ignis?
>>30941535>WITH THIS BLADE YOU CAN CLEAVE MYSTERY.THEIR TOOLS OF TORTURE BECAME MY TOOLS OF DESTRUCTIONCLEARLY THE CAT MUST DIE
>>30941566It got Queen of the World's reincarnation power, so it isn't likely to happen. We need to make it vomit back all stolen power and then kill it.
>>30941578RULES OF NATURE!
>>30941372Right, okay... I think we can do this.>Bridgette holds onto the blade and goes to find Rider. With the blade it's trivial finding the S-Class Hero and soon she is filled in on the blade and it's powers.>Rider says she will call the others and Bridgette calls the only one she knows can beat that cat. Her father.>Soon there is a small assembly of Heroes and Villains, the first that has happened in man years. Red Hammer, Prince, Rider, The Monster, and Bridgette all follow the thread of connection until they reach a dilapidated building. Red Hammer wields his signature weapon and smashes open the door. On the other side is the Cat Creature. It jumps and turns to see the group of mostly S-Class fighters.CC: "How..!?">Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20>Other 1d20
Go find the Cat. Cut all of its bonds, and then cut out all the powers it stole. You can do it, you can make the impossible, possible.Your sword is the sword that pierces heavens.
Rolled 2>>30941638Wreck his shit.
Rolled 20>>30941638>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20What could go wrong?
Rolled 19>>30941638>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20FUCK YOU CATHRGURHGURGHRUGH
Rolled 13>>30941638>Try and cut him
Rolled 10>>30941638>>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.
>>30941659NO ONE ROLL.
>>30941638>>30941659Okay, supporting this goddamn roll.
>>30941659I was gonna vote. And then that happened.
Rolled 15>>30941638Cut all his bonds with the blade.
Rolled 8>>30941638>>Try and cut him with the blade 1d20VENGEANCE!
Rolled 12>30941638>>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.
>>30941659>>30941671The cat's fucked.Try to sever his connection with the other heroes and villains! It'd probably return their powers back to them!
Rolled 12>>30941638He is clearly working with/for someone. Take a gander at his connections and start cutting. Make him an apathetic mess.
Rolled 19>>30941638>Let the Heroes and The Monster lead the attack 1d20.And give the blade to the fastest person here. Hopefully Caffornicator is here?
Rolled 4>>30941638>>Other 1d20Watch the connections.MUCH THAT WAS HIDDEN IS NOW REVEALED.To whom is the cat connected?Dice, fail me not. Please.
>>30941703Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>30941638>>30941659Hahaha push his shit in.
>>30941703>>30941659The irony? I remember saying in QTG just today that the cat was gonna regret messing with Bridgette...
Rolled 8>>30941638CLEAVE THE CONNECTION THAT IT USES TO STEAL POWERS!~Take it back- everything that was stolen!
>>30941659We sever the bonds with him, losing all antagonistic thoughts against him. He is now free to strike with impunity again.
>>30941638SMITE EVIL!SMITE EVIL!SMITE EVIL!SMITE EVIL!SMITE EVIL!
The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack
>>30941659Sever his connection to the stolen powers.Sever the string woven by the fates that is his life. As the string is cut, so his life ends and his soul sent to Charon.For the ferryman cannot be bought or bribed. Nor can he ever be escaped.
>>30941659i guess the blade turned into scissors?
>>30941856I need Bridgette wearing Senketsu now.
>>30941856decapitation modeTurns out the sword has an affinity for monster-bloods?
>>30941856scissors, you say?
>Bridgette rushes at him with the rest of the Heroes. Red Hammer attempts to attack him but the cat simply teleports away and tries to kill Prince. The Monster blocks his attack completely with one of his many reality altering tentacles and swats him away.>The Cat is sent flying through the air before slamming into the opposite wall. It doesn't appear to be injured... It summons out numerous blades and begins throwing them at the group. Prince's shields protect them all, the blades bouncing harmlessly off of his amazing creations.>It teleports again, this time behind Prince himself. As it's blades are drawn Bridgette runs forward and slashes him.>The blade doesn't seem to deal any physical damage but Bridgette can see it severing it's ties to several people. Mid-Slice she switches what the blade cuts and instead focuses on the connection between it and the powers it stole. There aren't that man but still she cuts every thread.>At the end of the attack the cat creature gasps and backs away.CC: "My... My powers... My powers.... How did you..?">The others stop, shocked that Bridgette could bring him down so fast. For the first time the Cat creature seems to be afraid of them.CC: "No one... None of you have anything that is needed... I can't... I just need to steal something. Anything.">Sever his connection to life 1d20>Question him.>Other.
Rolled 16>>30941897Finish this.
>>30941856oh dear god, Bridgette turned into a Kill la Kill protag.
Rolled 7>>30941897You're a menace.
>>30941897>Question him.Who does he work for and what's his goal?
>>30941884That's Rena's turf. Bridgette gets Junketsu.
Rolled 5>>30941897Rolling to not lose your way.
>>30941897>OtherGive him something
>>30941897>Question him.But first back away to a safer distance.
>>30941897Interrogation time
Rolled 9>>30941897Blood for the blood god, kill the fucker.
Rolled 10>>30941897>>Sever his connection to life 1d20
>>30941897Question him to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes, guys there could be hordes of these things, seriously.
Rolled 4>>30941897Sever his connection to stealing powers. Take him in for questioning.Also? PULL THAT FUCKING HOOD BACK AND SEE WHO THE MONSTER WAS, SCOOB.
>>30941897>>Question him."Why?"
>>30941897>Question him.And does he have any remaining connections to people?
>>30941897"Why do you need to steal something? What is it you need? Why are you taking powers from some people and giving them to others?"
Rolled 20>>30941897Question him. We can figure out the extent of his powers, and if not, we can likely get info like who he might be working for, if he isn't a loner.
Rolled 6>>30941897>Sever his connection to life 1d20
>>30941926man, people really get those two wrong.Junketsu is lawful, Senketsu is chaotic.Bridgette gets Senketsu
>>30941897Question him.
>>30941897Can you see the bonds you cut and who they led to?
Rolled 15>>30941897Pull the thread that was pink and reel it in. See who was so important to QK to do all of this
>>30941978>Junketsu is lawfulu wotJunketsu has no intelligence whatsoever, it can't be lawful
>>30941967>>30941897Can we question his connection to life.Perhaps question it's durability.With a sword.
Rolled 9>>30941897Sever his link to Evil.
Rolled 6>>30941897>Question himHe has no powers. TAKE OFF HIS DAMN HOOD!
>>30942004Well, clothes that don't talk don't break as many rules as clothes that do...
>>30942004I think there's a paladin joke in there somewhere.
Rolled 11>>30941897>Sever his connection to life
>>30941967Well, we might as well, seeing as how we have him powerless and thus basically harmless.
Rolled 5>>30941897Question him: "What is it that you are so desperate for? What is it you need?"
>>30941897>>Question him.
>>30942042What's a paladin?
Rolled 19>>30941897>>Question him.Why?
>>30942042>paladin joke>jokeI wish
>>30941897Remove his hood.
>>30942079I hope to god you are joking.
>>30941897we don't kill, do we?I don't think so
>>30942104Not a Spoony fan, I see.
>>30942090No, no. About Paladins.Not by or for Paladins. That would be silly.
>>30942129'fraid not, sorry.
>>30942137paladins are no laughing matter. sadly
>>30942129Now I want to see Rena drop a flashbang in front of someone only to hear "YOU FOOL".
>>30941897"No one... None of you have anything that is needed... I can't... I just need to steal something. Anything."Confirmed for timetraveller.
>>30942142Short version: He did an Ultima retrospective, and one of the Avatar's best friends was a paladin. Gave his life to save the Avatar in one of the earlier games. In the ninth one, a random villager mentions paladins, and the Avatar asks "What's a paladin?" He ranted about it for a good twenty minutes, Spoony did.
>>30942142Not that guy, but in Ultima 9 the PC is retarded. One of the dialogue options is "What's a Paladin?"It elicited no small amount of rage, and was the clip was frequented several times in Spoony's review of the game.
>>30941897Gee Bridgette you seem to be a big-dick villain/hero with that sword.Why don't you... Uhh... Keep it.
I won't kill him. Not yet at least."Prince. Use your machines to hold him down.">A few of Prince's orbs float over to the creature, pinning it and it's cloak to the ground. "What the hell are you? Why are you doing this?"Cc: "I will not explain anything to you... You monster.""Me? I'm not the one going around chopping up Heroes and Villains!"Cc: "I didn't want to hurt any Heroes. I just needed to take some of their powers. Just a bit. Everything is all wrong here. Caffornicator should not be on that side.""What? What do you mean all wrong here?">The creature stays silent, refusing to answer any more of Bridgette's questions.>Bridgette walks up to it and pulls down it's hood revealing...>A cat creature."What..?"Pr: "Mhmm. I suspected as much.""What do you mean?"Pr: "It's just a golem. A rather well made one, at that. Flesh and stone fused together in ways that I could never imagine. Not entirely sure why it looks like a cat, though. Artistic choice, perhaps?"
>>30942235Smash its head in and take its words
>>30942235Meta Knight-bey. Close enough.
Rolled 12>>30942235Wait, why does it have the same haircut as Rena?
>>30942235COP-OUT!"What happens if we sever its tie to its creator? Hell, why can't we just follow the thread, find the mastermind, and crush it?"
>>30942235>Everything is all wrong here. Caffornicator should not be on that side.What alternate reality are you from?
>>30942235Well why the hell do you nearly KILL people instead of politely asking to borrow their powers?
>>30942235Kill it
>>30942235Well, we can use the sword to see if we can find the connection to who built the damned thing. Either that or start taking away connections to pleasure, happiness, etc one by one until it talks.
>>30942270>"What happens if we sever its tie to its creator? Hell, why can't we just follow the thread, find the mastermind, and crush it?"This.Follow the thread and find the creator.Killing it will do nothing but spur the creator to make another one.
>>30942235Strip it down. De-weaponize it.
>>30942235Ok, if the cat won't talk, its creator will. Follow the threads!
>>30942267Rena's hair doesn't look like that.
>>30942235It's not just a golem, it's probably a golem from an alternate future.Also, now would be a great time to see if you've gotten your shapeshifting powers back to regenerate your leg.
>>30942235>stone>catoh fuck, what did you do rena
>>30942235Follow its thread to its creator.
>>30942235Just kill the damn thing.
>>30942235Keep on questioning him. Maybe you can cut the loyalty string to his master? Or create a new one so it is loyal to you?
>>30942235FIND THE CREATOR
>>30942235Follow the threads to it's creator
>>30942235oh christ what? somethings going on and i'm actually curious what the shit caffinator has to do with it.
>>30942314THIS. We can form bonds as well! Make it trust and adore us!
Rolled 19>>30942235Create a bond of friendship with this thing, then question it to find out more.What could go wrong?
>>30942235see if your powers are back
>>30942314>Or create a new one so it is loyal to you?I doubt the heroes would allow that.
>>30942341From what I can gather, as far as this thing is concerned, Caffornicator is SUPPOSED to be a villain.Wait. Alter-Rena? It's a parallel golem.Is this a parallel Robo-maid?
>>30942358Fine.Get Rena over here. She's good with cats, right?
>>30942314YesRena has RobomaidYou can have Golemcat
>>30942235>Cc: "I didn't want to hurt any Heroes. I just needed to take some of their powers. Just a bit. Everything is all wrong here. Caffornicator should not be on that side."...Is it from a parallel world? From a fucked up future that has all of the wrong facts about the past?What the christ.
>>30942235See if you can find the bond between it and it's creator.
>>30942303>>stone>>cat>Rena
>>30942351This
>>30942303>Rena is as dense as a rock>She actually turned into a fucking rock
>>30942351I get the feeling that if I do that I would become it's friend as well...Fuck. I may have cut the biggest pink thread it had. But there's still another one. I'll follow that."Guys, hold him here! Rider, come with me! We're gonna see if we can find this thing's creator!">Bridgette tries something out... She transforms.>First she changes into a tiny hydra like monster and restores her lost leg. Then into her classic bat form. With her flight restored she quickly follows the last pink thread the creature has. As she gets closer she turns back to normal and holds the blade in one hand and her baton in the other. She turns the corner and bumps into the person connected to that pink string.R: "Bridgette? Rider? What's up? Me and Robomaid are going shopping for some stuff. Wanna join us?"
>>30942235Yeah, this was probably made by bad future Rena.
>>30942443Oh fuck.
>>30942443yep.it was kitty.I always knew it.
>>30942443RENA! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO!?
>>30942443WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>30942443FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK
>>30942443Rena, did you get your vampire powers back? Please say no. Please. Pretty please.
>>30942235use the sword to find its maser. I would advise agonist using that blade for anything else, its freaky as hell and has all sorts of moral implications whenever its used
>>30942443Now I'm curious who the BIGGEST thread was connected to.
>>30942443Fuck it. Scream. Just scream.
>>30942443Stupid alternate future Rena.
>>30942443Yep. Yeeeeeeep.It's a shame you can't reattach the bonds you cut, since we already knew there was some sort of bond between the cat and Rena.Might as well see if Rena can get it to say anything?
>>30942443Awww, you should've tried to find a way to make your cool robot leg part of your body so that it could also transform but you still get cannon legs.
>>30942443AAAAAAAAAAAA!IT WAS US! WE WERE THE VILLAIN ALL ALONG!
>>30942443Ask her what the hell is going on with the link between her and the cat. She hasn't been holding her supervillainy from us, has she?
Obviously this is a fake Rena, and that's why she turned Bridgette down. Stab her.
>The Sword actually belonged to a Parallel Bridgette originally
>>30942443Fucking knew it.Hey, at least Queenie is immortal again and Rena's going to get her vampiric powers back.
>>30942443"Rena you are one fucked up girl, you know that?..I still love you though."
>>30942443"RENAAAA! WHY DID YOU DOOOOO IIIIIIIT!? WHYYYYYYY!?!?"
>>30942443Shit, no way accidentally screwed up THAT bad... or is there?
>>30942443
>>30942443Rena is always causing problems for you, just go ahead and strike her down.
Rolled 12>>30942443Welp.It look like the Kitty is actually future Rena.It's probably trying to prevent some catastrophe.
>>30942It loves Rena. Ask her to tell it to explain what its doing and why.
>>30942443So evil kitty is Rena's kitty, kitty?
Rolled 6>>30942443WHERE IS YOUR CAT, RENAI think it's its own master, now.
>>30942443wutWUT?WWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?well fuck, alternate universe Rena obviously is somehow a genious.
>>30942478Sparky would be the best bet.>>30942487>It's a shame you can't reattach the bonds you cut,Well, you could, but you'd have to know what they are.
>>30942520We guessed this the moment we discovered the robed figure had cat features.
>>30942443THE GOLEM IS KITTY FROM THE FUTURETake Rena with you, the Cat Thing will answer to her.
>>30942443Maybe she can make the cat talk, since she's probably a parallel version of the cat's creator.Especially if the cat construct had its primary bonds severed.Also show off your leg.
>>30942443... so i'm thinking time travel or alternate universe. the idea of rena as a cunning mastermind is just... wrong. like your dad and his peers level of should not be.
>>30942443Guys! She cut one of the pink threads! Rena might not be her creater!Ask Rena where kitty is!
>>30942443so, basically, rena has extremely high power rock powers and made a golem without knowing it
>>30942520No, it's Kitty and Robomaid combined into one.
>>30942542Also, Rena fighting the cat is probably caught on video, and they did not seem to be collaborating with each other.
>>30942542I'm thinking Bizarro universe.
>>30942541Might as well give this a try.
>>30942582Or the future. We do have a time mage on the heroes' side.
>alternate universe where Rena has actual rock powers and is a villain with a huge harem
>>30942443>>30942542>>30942574>>30942582Perhaps it's time to do a thorough background check on Rena? See if there's anything that doesn't make sense or is inconsistent with reality as we know it?
"RENA, WHY!?R: "W-what?""WHY DID YOU DO IT!?"R: "I didn't do anything!! Stop, you're scaring me!""YOU CREATED THAT CAT!?"R: "What!?">Suddenly the pink thread connecting Rena to the cat creature vanishes.
>>30942615>Caffornicator was her head lieutenant>in more ways than one~
>>30942443>Fuck. I may have cut the biggest pink thread it had.Dang. Lost lead.
>>30942615>wannabe villain. She can't get into the guild
>>30942634You created a time paradox!
>>30942634god damn it Bridgette, i doubt she could even do that.
>>30942651changed the future, now she doesnt accidentally make catgod
Rolled 8>>30942631>See if there's anything that doesn't make sense or is inconsistent with reality as we know it?The fact that she's still alive is pretty odd already.>>30942634Ask her about the cat.
>>30942634Ok, time to go back, bring Rena with you.
>>30942657But the future refused to change...
>>30942634BRIDGETTE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE TIMELINE
>>30942634Welp, that means something is horribly wrong, or we just flipped out on her for no reason. I would like the first to be true, myself.
>>30942634Dammit, Bridgett, now you've created a time paradox.
>>30942634FISSION MAILED.
>>30942634Bridgette, calm the fuck down. That pink thread doesn't mean that Rena created it, only that Rena was significant to the cat creature in some way. Shouting isn't going to help, but perhaps an investigation into Rena's past will.
-Paused-
>>30942634Let's bring Rena to the Cat, maybe it'll talk to a familiar face.
>>30942724UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE UNPAUSE!
>>30942634Calm down, explain everything.Fill her in on how the cat thing got caught, how you totally kicked its ass, and how the thing had an "affection" string leading to her.If the thing is both mechanical and organic in nature, it could be that it's Kitty combined with Robomaid.That'd explain the cat part (because it's a fucking cat) as well as the machine part and why it was so hell bent on cleaning things up.
Rolled 7>>30942706I am curious as to what you are expecting to find in her past.
>>30942634CHECK TO SEE IF RENA GOT HER MAGICAL LESBAIN POWERS BACK.
>>30942724>Bridgette quite literally broke Spacetime because Rena somehow got smart enough to build a Robocat in the future with time travel abilitiesJESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO?
>>30942724Pause? That's nonsense, you can't pause a multiplayer game!
>>30942724
>>30942634BRIDGETTE WHAT THE FUCK
>>30942724You'd better not be looking up a walkthrough.
>>30942634
Guys, I think this might be the end of Hero Quest. We nuked the Dragon and found the BBEG. Now what?
>>30942724^ ^ v v < > < > B A Select Start
This some madoka shit goin on here.
>>30942763...what was the name of the evil overlord again?..
>>30942750It might be a long shot, but what if the Rena that stands before us right now is not a "real" human, but one that was created or displaced? If she's a time traveler who got her mind wiped or other such things like that, she'd have a made-up background or a gap where she doesn't have any history at all, period. A background check might reveal this or any other inconsistencies.
>>30942816She's a magical eggbaby.
>>30942634MAKE HER LOVE YOU.
>>30942816The cat golem seems to be the displaced one, since the world doesn't seem to make sense to it.
>>30942816>bring us the girl, and wipe away the debt
>>30942848SHUT UP NOBODY CARES
>>30942724Why, why?I need to know!
Rolled 11>>30942855Maybe Rena was displaced along with the cat.Rena being completely oblivious, she might not have noticed tha changes.
>>30942885>implying thats not the problem
>>30942724I think we'll need to start a new thread if you're pausing
Rolled 12>>30942634Also, Rena, you might be a vampire again.
> everything is just a big show> there's only one city in the world> the cat thing wanted to do a retconGuys, how long till giant robots start showing up?
Wait, Caffornicator becomes a villain in the future? Does she rape someone and decide it's awesome or what
>>30942961BIG STONE!THROOOOOOOWTIIIIIIIME!
>>30942996The next time Rena throws a really big rock, we need to do that.
>>30942975>Cc: "I didn't want to hurt any Heroes. I just needed to take some of their powers. Just a bit
>>30942961and then Rena ultimately owns a Megadeuce and just is too stupid to remember where it is.
>>30942905She did say she didn't realize/notice how dangerous the world really was....
>>30943047Don't you get it? The entire city is the Megadeus.
>>30943047>"so THAT'S what that thing is!"
>>30942975Maybe some bitch totally fucks up her face and since she's ugly and deformed she turns to evil?
>>30943058Maybe lesbians don't exist in Rena's original world.
>>30943067>final battle against a giant monster>the city rises like a colossus>Rena pilots it and wears a plugsuitYes.
>>30943075Or the Cat Golem can only think in absolutes, and everyone who isn't LG on the alignment scale gets labeled as a villain.
I didn't make it vanish! It just... Did!I think something happened to that cat thing..."Rena, come with me! I'll explain everything!">She grabs Rena's hand and runs with her back to the Cat Creature's hideout.>There is destruction everywhere. The build has been half crushed by massive boulders.>Inside she sees the Heroes have fallen and The Monster is nowhere to be found. Red Hammer lies broken and bleeding on the ground, Prince is hiding behind dented shields, and Rider's body is slumped against the wall with it's head missing.
>>30943121BAD END INCOMINGWE FAILED
>>30943075>some bitch totally fucks up her faceCynthia has weird fetishes
>>30943121bwaaaAAAAAAH
>>30943121Massive bouldersIts rena the rockExtreme Villain
>>30943121doom_paul.mng
>>30943121FIND RIDER'S HEADGET IT TO PRINCE
>>30943121>>There is destruction everywhere. The build has been half crushed by massive boulders.
Rolled 18>>30943121Oh crap, this must be the work of the daemon created from magical vampire Rena.
>>30943121Well, that's one way to get the ghost voices to go away.
Noooooo Rider!
>>30943121DARK RENA!
>>30943121> massive bouldersUH OH
>>30943121time for reaction images
>>30943121...Wait a second, how can Rider's decapitated corpse be over there, if she followed you to see Rena?>>30942443Rena even greeted her!
>>30943121Bridgette. Bridgett.Wands?Where the fuck is your awesome sword of newfound badassitude?
>>30943121FUCK WE'VE BEEN RUSED
>>30943169
>>30943197That is a very good question.
>>30943121I have no image for what I'm feeling right now.Mostly because I don't have access to my reaction images, but I still don't think I had one.
>>30943197That's a good question.
>>30943121> prophecy hareenxcaptcha agrees
>>30943197Yeah, that's a good question.
>>30943197...this is entirely true.
Rolled 10>>30943197>Rena even greeted her!Did someone fuck with timelines again?
>>30943224allow me
>>30943121>everythings gone to shit>quite literally there is an evil universe trying to take over and whatnotwell crap.
>>30943121Welp, let's fight Bad Future Rena.
>>30943197That... is a very good question.Hopefully it won't be answered with something like "Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey"
EVIL FUTURE RENA:HAVE AN EYEPATCH
>>30943197
>>30943243>Rena the Rock is a comic book hero in MGNQ>timeline bullshit>clones and homunculiGUYSTHE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGINGWE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED
>>30943274>not evil parallel fantasy slutnado Rena
>>30943121>inb4 Larro didn't plan this>inb4 he spins an error into something epic
>>30943197Probably time travel. Next panel will be Rider seeing the Headless Rider.
ITT: Future Rena is the BBEG, everythings gone to shit because shes obviously gotten Saitama's level of strength.
>>30943197Because the thing behind us isn't rider, and that's just great
>>30943197She runs faster than me.Should have flown but Rena is here.>As their eyes go to the center of the room they see a woman with red hair and freckles standing where the cat creature was. She smiles at Bridgette and Rena.???: "You look cuter with long hair.">And then kisses her. The person moves faster than Bridgette can even perceive, on par with the Caffornicator.
>>30943121headless rider:Become a dullahan
>>30943342[screaming intensifies]
>>30943342"Well, fuck this timeline."Bridgette, side with Evil Rena.
>>30943342OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>30943342YES!
>>30943342EVIL RENA STOP THAT
>>30943342wutWUTJESUS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU DAMN /U/BOAT SHIPPERS, HOLY SHIT.
>>30943342>You look cuter with long hair.so doesn't.
>>30943342See, this is the shit that happens when Rena gets a sex drive, she becomes evil and does evil things.
>>30943342>Bridgette gets her kissARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
>>30943342Oh boy.
>>30943342Welp, fuck this timeline! Evil Rena is obviously our lord and master.
>>30943342
>>30943390I'm happy!
>>30943342I have no images and I must /u/
>And just like that the girl is gone.>The cat creature is gone too.>All that is left in the building are broken heroes, Rena, and a very confused Bridgette.R: "B-bridette! Do you know that girl!? What happened!?""... I... I honestly don't know... But I get the feeling I fucked something up."
>>30943409I dunno man. Whoever this bitch is... can she drive?
>>30943342Oh my god it was canon all alongFfffuck
>>30943342>doom_paul.mng
>>30943441I DEMAND A DOUBLE CHAPTER
>>30943342It's EVIL RENA!
>>30943441
Rolled 5>>30943441Huh, so your dad watched the whole thing, btw.Bad things happening.
Rolled 16>>30943441Double chapter!
>>30943342SO SHE IS A KATAMARI BALL OF POWERSTHE LESBIAN PICTURE WAS ALSO CANONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Should have just made her love you Bridgette, like your gut said.You know good things never happen when you ignore your villain instincts.
>>30943441Hmm. Think her dad disapproves there?
>>30943441...Wonder if you're gonna get paid for indirectly getting those heroes beaten up?
>>30943260Better one
>>30943441Before we forget, mention to her that Ignis is doing fine, since he's a demon and can't die permanently. That should give Anti-Hero some peace of mind, if nothing else.
>>30943441>But I get the feeling I fucked something up.Welcome to how Rena feels every day!
>>30943500well, he was. Shit might very well all be diffferent now.
>>30943441It's the /u/boat rena
>>30943441I don't get it.Next chapter when?
>>30943441I wonder if we fucked up hard enough for Sparkle to sense it, even though it wasn't Rena.
>>30943441Rena is crying. Does that mean she feels...jealousy?
Cliffhangers are the worst.Thanks for the chapter.
I apologize for ending it right here but I have a meeting with my future boss, otherwise I would totally pull another double chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it and I'll have the time for the next chapter in the twitter as always.
>>30943441Hey, your dad looks not dead. So that's a thing. Yay?
>>30943541No, it's because Bridgette yelled at her.Bridgette ruins everything she touches.
>>30943549Sure thing man. All the best with that meeting, and thanks for running. Great thread as always.
>>30943549Fucking Dulahans.
>>30943549I figured as much.
>>30943549>I'm fine btwWOOOO!>meeting with my future bossGood luck with all that.
>>30943549You're awesome man.Also I chuckled at Rider.
>>30943549Lies! You're doing it to be dramatic!Thanks for running, man.
>>30943556Except lasagna.
>>30943441Don't worry, we can fix this Bridgette. All we need is someone strong enough to kill any villian... someone like Anti-He--Oh. Right.Fuck.
>>30943549My mind is fucked, but otherwise I greatly enjoyed this chapterThanks for running, you magnificent adonis of a man.
>>30943549You could always run again when you get back. :3Good luck with the meeting, man!
>>30943549you need to turn RenaQuest into a for-profit venture, man,
>>30943549Oh, okay. Thanks for the chapter and don't lose your head.
>>30943584And what happened to the last lasagna she touched? Yeah. That's right.
>>30943599I think we're running up on the endgame.
>>30943441If we've got our shapeshifting powers back, does Rena have vampire powers again? And is Queen immortal now?
>>30943644We thought that back when MGS laid an egg. It will likely continue for some time.
>>30943549>a dullahan nowyessss
>>30943682I think BBEG making an appearance trumps super-happy sparkle eggu-chan.
>>30943699Now she just needs a motorbike.
>>30943644
Did Bridgette just accidentally a timeline?
>>30943710That's the thing though. Is this really THE BBEG? We still haven't found out what happened to the outside world, after all.
>>30943751Probably. You shouldn't mess with a sword that can cut DREAMS.We probably should've gone after the Plague Doctor.
>>30943764>We still haven't found out what happened to the outside world, after all.Or what happened in the other timelines.And how it all relates.
>>30943764Whatever happened, I bet Saitama punched it.
>>30943803Don't you mean other show routes?
>>30943764>>30943803Don't forget Lord Death is still chilling on the outskirts of town.Oh god, he's secretly a Future Bridgette and not actually evil, isn't she?
>>30943833We never found out what happened to Saitama either.
Does this mean that Cat Creature and Future-Rena will never come to be, or they're banished to whatever void is reserved for things erased by paradoxes or time shenanigans?
>>30943863Future Rena is still running around, she just disappeared.
We still have the sword though, right?
>>30943863No, we just replaced the Cat Thing with Evil Rena because timelines.
>>30943863I don't know, I think we might have changed the timeline so that when Rena goes evil, she doesn't make a servant to do her dirty work, but instead turns herself into a power-stealer.
>>30943853>lord death being chill
>>30943883It's been stated inquest that caffornicator can move at the speed of light. So yeah.
>>30943863Nah, it's like this. > The Cat Thing was supposed to steal a power and give it to Evil Rena. That way, Evil Rena doesn't have to show up and fuck everything.> Cat Thing decides that the best way to acquire new powers is to go after villains. That way, it does good and keeps her master satisfied.> The Cat Thing gets captured, and because it fucked up to acquire a new power (ran out of time) Evil Rena pops up.> The string disappeared when the Cat Thing died, probably at the hands of Evil Rena.> The Cat Thing was made from Robomaid and Kitty, which explains why it considered old Rena a friend and didn't want to kill her.> Evil Rena, if she went all katamari with powers, stole time travelling from the Madame Hourglass. That explains how the Cat Thing and her got here in the first place.
>>30943549DULAHAN FUCK YESMORE MONSTER GIRLS
>>30943710Yeah, those Batman comics were over the day the Joker showed up....wait.
>>30944083What's the appeal of a dullahan girl?
>>30944159Two extra holes.
>>30944159The head and the body in a tsundere relationship.
>>30944072the question now is why?
>>30944159Extra holes.
>>30944203She started listening to the voice of /u/. It drove her to do things.Horrible things.Irredeemable things.Sexy things.
>>30944159Oh y'know.Stuff.
>>30944183You can't think of anything fun to do with a girl with a detachable head that doesn't involve the extra holes. Because I wasn't thinking about the extra holes.I like small amounts of body horror.Also, think of the Oral possibilities. Go ahead. I'll be here when you get back.
>>30944159>>30944227Stuff he says...http://exhentai.org/g/672401/d868e7a7c6/
>>30944203Who can say? It could be:> That's "bad" Rena as if we were playing her as a villain from the start (made different choices and stuff).> That's "we need powers to survive" Rena and there'll be an insanely powerful monster coming our way soon enough.> That's an alternate draft of Rena, considering how this is all a show and she decided to pop up. Maybe she's from another city where there's a different Hero Quest running and she decided to fuck shit up.
>>30944072Madame Hourglass can't travel in time.
>>30944561Maybe someone can and she stole that guy's power.Or Prince has a time machine.
>>30944561Rena cant steal powers or make crazy uber cat/maid/robot golems
