Majority Rules!Archive: http://pastebin.com/RLSs8YveTwitter: @MrBonesQuest
>>30937759We trained Ruby to be a mini ranger, she should be ok waiting outside for a bit while we get a license.>>30937880more like samefagging amirite
>>30937759Maybe just try to talk to the guards, see what the issue actually is, what papers we need, whether we can openly carry weapons and whatever.Also no neck snapping.
>>30937919This. Maybe we can get Ruby to hide in a bush or somethin, while we look around for what they're on the look out for.Might be able to find a sewer or something.
>>30937959yo whats the deal with thatI hear there's drama between qtg people and mr bones but I'm too newfag to know about itwhat happened?>>30937919also this is sensible and deserves my support
>>30937958>>30937919Either this, or we find a caravan that seems like they're open to a little bridery, and hide our way inside. We got cash after all.Or maybe just go in and get a license...hell I dunno.
Janitor has completely saved the day.Let's move along.>>30937908>>30937919>>30937958So hide Ruby, chat to the guards and see what's up?
>>30938021Basically. They're probably just on the look out for fantasy weed or something like that. I doubt they're looking for monster smugglers.
>>30938423Is "magic" normally intended to include monstergirls? If not, just bring Ruby in.
>>30938423He didn't say anything about no monstergirls, so bring her in. Don't hide her though, we don't want any trouble. we'll be getting into enough of that with this teacher guy.
>>30938486>>30938547A license is needed, but monstergirls aren't inherently magical. Walking in openly wouldn't be allowed without the proper paperwork
>>30938693How do we get that?
>>30938693ugh dumb licensesok original plan of asking her to wait outside for a bit while we pick up a license
>>30938716>>30938724Leave her outside and inquire into licenses, then?>>30938754With or without this?
>>30938762>Leave her outside and inquire into licenses, then?That works, and yes, include dickings.
>>30938762I'm ok with or without the blowjob.
>>30938762Include the dicking Ignore >>30938826
>>30938862Can it be loving facefucking instead?
>>30938862It doesn't usually.>>30938762My vote is for loving throatfuck.
>>30938868I hope so.
>>30938938Jesus anon, just go to /d/ or /h/ or something if you're that impatient.
>>30938898>>30938938that's not even arousing thoughit just makes you feel bad
>>30939011that's pretty disturbing
>>30939095I never said I liked that. You have no basis on which to judge me.
>>30939011I would be behind you, but that's only good for me if there's some kind of fundamental karmic retribution. All that Ruby's done is be mildly annoying; she doesn't really deserve that kind of rough, cruel treatment.
>>30939410plus we gave her coaching on ranging and being less annoying, she's perfect now
>>30939469Don't know about perfect, but I'd agree that a violent facefucking at this point would seem kind of weird.
>>30939545that's awful anonyou hear things from some terrible people
>>30939545>I enjoy it more when there isn'tReally? You don't find anything particularly arousing about abusing the abuser? That seems so weird to me.
Come on Mr Bones, this circular debate about facefucking is starting to get really stale.
>>30939625>It's too overdone and there's not enough despair.There's always the bait and switch of, "oh, if you do what I want I'll [x]," then when she debases and degrades herself completely in order to get [x], "haha, just kidding, bitch, oh, and things will get worse if you resist me." That's easy despair points.
>>30939680Which is even better without the flimsy moral justification of karmic retribution.
>>30939676Sorry the lewds take longer.
>>30939676It's all one guy.
>>30939738Like we planned. Rough and cruel facefucking.Nah, let's go get that stupid monster license so we don't have a retread of the last couple threads.
>>30939738tell her we need to get a license to bring her into the town, and ask for her to wait here for a bit.
>>30939738I really want to molest the lamia and see if we can get her to come as a reward, but I guess that can wait until we've actually ventured into the town and found out what we need to do to get a license and such.
>>30939738Guess it's time to get that license. Make sure she knows stick close to this spot and stay out if sight till our return
Rolled 13>>30940160Hopefully I can remember how to do this.
>>30940160You only take the first roll, right?
>>30940204nice rollI can also support >>30939878and maybe ask that guard about his name
>>30940575Get a place to stay, engage in some celebratory molestation and tomorrow we go find the dude who wants us to kill another dude so we can do the thing we want to do.
>>30940575Aquire a room and then go find food and drink. Might learn something while out
>>30940575This is a pretty big city right?Hell, let's show the girl the sights. Would be nice to know what's going on in this place too.Oh also, get something to eat for us too, so we don't pass out.
>>30940575do >>30940658but remember to say hi to Miranda on the way back in
>>30940658>>30940777Shall I combine this with >>30940698>>30940777So find some food and look around, get some lewd and get a room alright?
>>30940854Sounds good to me
>>30940854yeahwe owe her for all those bjs
>>30940924Indeed, even if that's how she eats.I forget if we've done any other lewd with her. But may as well get started now.
>>30940854> get some lewd Be sure to be nice about it!
Since it'll presumably take you a while to finish up the scene where we fuck Ruby, might as well post this here. I started it in response to some recent shitstorms, but I finished it in honor of your return. QTG smut part 2:http://pastebin.com/yiZtDPjT
>>30941189...Wait, there's a part 2? Where's part 1?
>>30941255Added the link to the start of the pastebin. It's here.http://pastebin.com/jBkBuegU
DAMMIT!I leave for a couple of weeks and Mr Bones returns! Now I have to catch up with all the smu- I mean stories he has written!
>>30941189>>30941306Weird how sexualizing an inanimate idea like that can be so hot.Nice work mate.
I'm going to have to postpone until next thread. Time really got on with the delays and I'm exhausted.Thank you for participating and keeping up everyone!>>30941189Also that is great work anon.Twitter: @MrBonesQuestArchive: http://pastebin.com/RLSs8YveI'll be around for maybe ten minutes for criticism, suggestions and questions before I fall asleep.
>>30941841Well Mr Bones started the trend himself with the IRC and Captcha rapefics
>>30941887I'm sure it's been done before. And dear god I wish I'd proof read them because people share them with all the terrible typos.
>>30941861Aw. Well it was nice to have a thread again. I was worried you actually did get run off by QTG and/or died via some horrible accident, or just internetly.
>>30941861Yeah, it was good to see you back and at it again, I do hate it when QM's I like just disappear into the ether. Fun thread even with the bumpy start.We gonna start the next thread with lewds? Just I would recommend not putting it the OP.
>>30942117>We gonna start the next thread with lewds?I think that would be a good idea as I could write them in advance without railroading.I'll have the standard set-up post in OP first of course.
>>30941917The advantages of pastebin, my brother.When I first posted part 1, this:>pulling her sloppily towards your cock.Was this:>pulling her sloppily towards her cock.As you might imagine, I was very distressed when I realized my mistake.
>>30941861Thanks for running!
Bump for OP
>>30947853Why would you be bumping?That's just weird. The thread is over.
Inb4 this turns into the new quest thread general
>>30949732>implying it wasn't already
>>30949732>>30950663Maybe now that the thread is over someone can answer my question>>30937986
>>30952873Quit trying to rustle up drama, asshole.
>>30952936lol I'm not, I'm genuinely curious what the story isI figure there aren't much better places to say than a quest thread that has ended. There's no one here to start drama with.
>>30952962Fuck off already. We dont want you here
>>30952980Why are you so mad about it lol?
>>30952873Some people claimed he wrote rapefics. Then they started samefagging his threads and making troll threads pretending to be his quest and generally trying to give him a bad name. Qtg was full of that shit for like a week, when finally the MBIDF fought back and he returned. This thread got samefagged before Mr Bones' resident janitor helped him out.That's about it. He posted in qtg a few too many times and he got some attention for being a moderately popular smut quest so the hate campaign spawned.
>>30952873Mr Bones has not always been the most clever in his posts in QTG, and smut QMs tend to get shit on more than is normal (both from the purity brigade and from the "not my fetish" brigade). I think that's really about it. He held part of the vote on what his next TAQ (this one) would have as an MC (Psion/Swordsage/Paladin/Druid) in QTG. Some people seem to think he threatened to write a rapefic about Angelic, even though neither he nor Angelic can recall the alleged events.
>>30953008>>30953021alright, thank you!
>>30953008>the MBIDF fought backGod, that sounds so, so gay.And if you guys fought so hard, then why didn't you participate in his thread, it was goddamn graveyard shift up in here.
>>30953044>four responses per post>graveyard shiftI run a quest and it's high tide when we get five. Also, people tend to read, but not vote, in a quest (I also do this a lot), because everyone else is voting for something they generally agree with and they don't care too much.
>>30953068Four responses over like 45 minutes.
>>30953074Look at:>>30940658>>30940674>>30940698>>30940777Four responses over about five minutes.
>>30953068yea, when the option you want has already won, not much point in adding another vote
>>30953044I use the term derisively.Bones is great but some of the fans really get trolled easily.
>>30953008>Some people claimed he wrote rapeficsThis would be a problem why? Hell I'd love to read a rapefic by him
>>30953494They were supposedly about Angelic, well-known as QTG's moe mascot for QMs who never update.
>>30953494He did two about irc and two about captcha.Which is presumably where the rumours spawned fromThey're funny and hot. I'd share if I wasn't mobile right now.In the meantime maybe we should make this a discussion thread? And also whine about where the rogue series went. Sundalia ;_;
>>30953272They also spam their shitty smut in other quest threads.
>>30953744That was some faggot troll, probably you.
>>30953744To be fair that happened for the first time today, and he spammed it here just like everywhere else. It's not exactly a fan contribution. It's just a random smut.
>>30953771I posted it here and in QTG, some asshole C&Ped it over to the Hero Quest in an unusually creative and interesting but still annoying as fuck troll.
>>30953605Jack is stabbing people for the Queen now, going out on adventures with his monster-girl(s) and kids, looking swag in his royal assassin clothes whenever he comes back to the palace.
>>30953905>>30953605Bones confirmed he died a while back
>>30953905>The King really did turn out to be a good husband and the broest of bro's>Jack was making them threesomes with The King and QueenThis is canon now>>30953931Of old ageA hundred years agoI want to believe ;_;
>>30953931I don't think so. He said he would return to rogue at some point
>>30953949No, dead in a ditch dead.
I made a discussion QTG for us, btw
>>30954061Pitiful. Its not like anyone actually falls for it.
>>30954165I dont get why so many anons are jealous of Mr Bones
>>30954519A man who can write his own smut is a man who is truly free, anon.
>>30954584Not really. Most smut writers have trouble getting off to their own material.
>>30954606I've never had that trouble.How do you even know it's any good if you can't jerk to it?
>>30954640Its the tomato garden metaphor. You look at it and say yourself ''damn them some fine ass tomaters'' but the gardener can only see the weeds, the slight wilt on the leftmost stalk, the uneven soil distribution, etc.
>>30954689That's what editing is for.
>>30954689When I write smut, I have an idea, start fapping and it just kinda comes to me then I stop to write a bit, and alternate until it is done. Finally I edit the inevitable problems and its done