You nod as she continues- you can't help but agree. Despite the end of your combat deployment, you've no doubt your current posting- and all the witches running around this place- are any less stressful for the boss. Maybe it's worse, even, since aboard ship, she only had to deal with the squadron and occasionally the CAG or captain, here... well. She's on her own, and while you know that's not exactly new, it's not easy.

“Tabitha has been under a lot of pressure, especially recently.” Katya continues, as much to herself as you. “She and I may not always agree, but I do not wish to see her like this either. I sometimes think my mother is perhaps too anxious to give Tabitha those documents. All they will be, at least now, is more stress on her.”

“Yeah, but what can we do?” You respond. “I mean, it's not like we can just tell her to forget about all of it and go home or something. She's military, like the rest of us, and you know witches don't always have it as easy as people think.”

Katya shakes her head. “No, I know this. I think perhaps you forget where I have been.” She smiles as she says that- reminding you that while you were cramming for exams and trying to just get through the naval academy, she was engaged over Ahfganistan.

“Sorry.” You say. She smiles a little wider and laughs.

2/3

“It is easy to forget, I am thinking, for the rest of us.” She says. “And it is ok. I do not carry on about it, so I take you forgetting as a sign that I am one of you. But you are right, we must do something, no one else will. Hmm...” She trails off, lost in thought.

“Wait!” She suddenly exclaims. “I know. You and I, we were to go to London soon, yes?”

You nod.

“We will wait for this, and one of us will take her somewhere. It must be one of us, I am thinking- no one else will work. Rachel must stay here if Tabitha leaves, and Patty is a poor fit for her personally. She is close to you, and the matrons can be convinced to use the week to develop more testing outlines with their witches. I can help her because I know some of the troubles she is having, and know how to deal with them.” She nods, pleased with her plan. “Yes, this is what we must do. You or I must take her on leave for however long we can get. I will talk to Rachel about this, she will agree.”

[] I'm not sure this is a good idea. Can't we do something for her here?
[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.
[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919032
>[X] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

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>>30919032
>[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.
Hard to use leave if you're in a coma. Best night of the week if 4chan actually works!

>>30919032
>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

Well I'm sure this will be fun.

>>30919032
>[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

Not both of us?

>>30919032
>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919032
>[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

[x] Why not both of us?

>>30919150
>>30919188
Cause Slider can't come.

>>30919032
>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

The question is where.

[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

Fun times for Ice

>>30919200
We aren't talking to slider though, we are talking to Katya
Plus she'd have insight on Russia.

>>30919032
>[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

>>30919032
>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919032
>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.
And miss leave? Screw that noise.

>>30919032

[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919032
>[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

No que los dos?

>>30919032
[X] I'm due leave as well, I'll do it.
They need to talk things out, and this can also test Merlin's current state of mind.

>>30919032
[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919257
It was a bad joke on my part but I was insinuating if both us took her we may as well bring Slider but we can't. Was funny in my head.

>>30919032
>Rachel must stay here if Tabitha leaves
Frank could take over. The only thing the squad is doing now is managing Frank's flight time and paperwork. What better person to do that than Frank and what better person to help Ice than her best friend?

>>30919032
>[x]"Both of us will do it, we can tag team her"

Striped Russian time?

>>30919032
>[x] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

She just said that she understood her best. Let someone who knows from experience help her through her troubles.

>>30919032
>[x] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

>>30919032
[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

<Insert Russia here>

>>30919390

I say this but have Katya go as well

>>30919032

[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919447

She said she understood some of her troubles, not that she knew her best.

>>30919032
>[X] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it. Also I can take over from Rachel for a while anyway so you can take her as well."

Person who actually knows what they are going through + best friends plan is GOGOGOG

>>30919584

They understand each other, THROUGH HARD LIQUOR, AKA VODKA

>>30919584
Understanding and knowing are different things.

I think we are forgetting someone anons. Our little yandere stalker is here too. If we leave, she'll follow us. just imagine the carnage she'll unleash once we go into London with Ice. we might have to take her with us.

>>30919032
>[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.
Thing is this is after/during Katya and Fronk taking leave in London so they can't exactly take other people with them since then it will basically be the Unit fucking off to Europe somewhere.

>>30919600
>>30919032

>[X] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it. Also I can take over from Rachel for a while anyway so you can take her as well."


This is best choice

>>30919032
>[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

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>>30919600
>It's dangerous to go alone! Take this

>>30919600
>>30919390
It's probably something about her loving Frank that's why we should go.

>>[] They'll never agree to let me take her. You'd better do it.

>>30919600
Part of me really likes the Sparkly Night Out idea...

>>30919032

>>30919032
>[X] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

Katya's not exactly a stranger, but we've known Ice longer and we've probably seen sides of her that Katya hasn't.

>>30919693
Gannon would be so fucked if Slider got her hands on Link.

>>30919600
Supporting, time to be dense.

>>30919032
>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30919600
Supporting this.

>>30919032
>>[] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.
`

>>30919790
They'd come back to the Castle being half destroyed with most of the Matrons and witches incapacitated. Fronk would be laying his feet on Ice's desk, with one of Slider's shotguns on his lap. Kenji would be hand-loading shells for us and Jean-Luc would be playing the flute, in full tanker kit

>>30919959
>"The Sparkles....The Sparkles....."

>>30919959
You're thinking SWQ not SW89.

>>30920033
I don't know, I think that might actually happen.

>>30919032
[X] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

>>30920052
given our luck, it just might. and it will be GLORIOUS!

>>30920026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGTe1vF679U
Merlin's internal monologue

>>30920033
The line blurs when the Russians are involved.

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[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

You mull it over for a while, thinking about what, exactly, she's telling you to do. Eventually, you nod.

“Yeah, I'm due a lot of leave time.” You say. “I'll take her. Wonder if we can get back to the states on a two week?”

Katya shakes her head. “I am thinking no, but I think that is fantasy anyway. I do not think they will agree to two weeks, they need her here too much. A week, perhaps.” She nods again. “Yes, a week. This is what we will ask for.”

“What about Konstantina?” You ask, remembering. “She didn't take me leaving Russia so well, what's she going to think about me disappearing with another witch?”

Katya laughs. “She will not be happy, but she is still loyal enough to listen to my mother. She will not be a problem for you.”

“So, when do we tell her? Ice, I mean.” You say.

Katya grins and stands up. “Right now.” She says, opening the door and walking in.

“It's just that this is... is... “ Ice is saying, trailing off when you and Katya walk in. “What's wrong?” She asks.

Katya smiles. “Nothing is wrong. But you, we are thinking, need a rest.”

“I'm not going back to bed, not right now.” Ice responds, shaking her head. “I couldn't sleep anyway. I mean, this...”

Katya nods. “We are aware of this, yes. However, you need a break. When is the last time you were on leave?”

Ice pauses. “I can't-”

1/2

>>30920186
The craziest thing Fronk has done is drywall some bitches in. Going full Kurtz on Castle Barin is more of a Young thing than a Fronk thing, remember, Fronk is way more responsible than Young ever was.

“Exactly.” Katya says, looking over at Slider for support. “We are not needed for active combat duty, you need leave. You will take Frank with you, to make sure you do not attempt to do paperwork or other things while you are not here.”

“Leave? I can't- there's no way it'd get approved, and- and- “ Ice starts.

Slider grins. “The only time you start carrying on like that is when you can't come up with a good reason not to. Let's not bullshit, Tabby, she's right. You and loverboy here need to go somewhere that isn't a naval base or somehow related to one. I'll handle the matrons-”

Katya's mom coughs. “You're maybe forgetting me?” She says. “I am a matron. I can handle the rest of them if you think this is important.”

“It is.” You say. “She's got a habit of trying to work herself to death and-”

“I do not!” Ice returns. “But there's always so much to do and-”

“And thank you for making Franks point.” Slider cuts her off. “How long do ya think we can part with them?” She says, looking at at Tatiana.

“I don't know. I will argue for a week.” She says. “This I know I can get, western matrons are more... accommodating than I am used to. Less willing to yell at each other and resolve it later over drinks.”

“What if I don't want to go?” Ice says, butting back in. “I mean, has anyone even asked?”

“Nope!” Slider says, cheerily. “And it doesn't matter anyway, cos you're going, and you're going to like it. Next question?”

“W-where are you going t-to go?” Merlin asks, quietly, from the side of the room- you'd almost forgotten she was here.

[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.
[] Paris, maybe, I'm sure Rosalie can hook us up.
[] Back to the states, we can get a ride on a MAC flight or maybe even fly civilian for a change.

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282
[] Well Ice, considering you're not getting out of this, where do you want to go?

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.
Much as I hate to tempt fate, I don't think it'd be a good idea to go across an ocean...

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

wait does this mean we can run into rex?

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>>30920282
[X] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920315
This

>>30920282
>[X] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.
UK ADVENTURE,

also teach Ice how to play golf. Because reasons

>>30920282
>[x] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282
>[x] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282
>[X] Paris, maybe, I'm sure Rosalie can hook us up.

It's more likely to get invaded by Russians and I'm in the mood for shenanigans.

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

We should totally get Ice to try some Haggis for shits and giggles.

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30919032

[x] I'm due a lot of leave as well, I'll do it.

Ugh, another witch choice. Why, Ghost, why?

>>30920282
[X] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.
Get ready to have somebody tackle Merlin if she tries any funny business.

>>30920282
>[x] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282
>[x] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.
>>30920322
I was expecting him to show up at Barin but yes even better.
>>30920241
You don't understand, we already did that math. (Witches + Pilot) x Barin = Pilot losing it.

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

Need to be close by in case someone tries anything funny.

>>30920398
But not to that level, losing it to the level of a proportion of what is being lost. E.g. the less there is to lose, the crazier the dude gets. Frank I could see barricading himself in his quarters with a bean-bag shot-gun under a matress fort.

>adoomi NavYd

Indeed captcha.

When I think about it, the most powerful fighter in the Ace Combat series excluding 3, would be the 2nd Morgan prototype.

[] Paris, maybe, I'm sure Rosalie can hook us up.

Let's climb the Eiffel tower. With no gear.

>>30920282
[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282

>>[x] Other
"Ice, I'll give you a chance to have some say. You get to choose where."

>>30920282
>This --> >>30920475
>[x]"Ice, I'll give you a chance to have some say. You get to choose where."

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>>30920434
I view it as the opposite, the greater the fall, the greater the crazy. This is due to the possibility of the individual involved not being use to being in a crazed state.
>>30920456
If Paris ends up being attacked we gotta do this.

>>30920282
>[] Paris, maybe, I'm sure Rosalie can hook us up.
CITY OF LIGHTS

>>30920282
>[x] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282
[X] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.
SCOTLAAAAAAND

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>>30920325
ugh, don't remind me, please.

>>30920544
Actually, changing my vote. I vote we let Ice pick as well.

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>>30920282
>[X] Paris, maybe, I'm sure Rosalie can hook us up.
OFF TO GAY PAREE!

>>30920282
> Somewhere in the UK

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

>>30920282

[x] Well Ice, considering you're not getting out of this, where do you want to go?

So I just woke up and I'm not thinking straight.

Does this mean no more date with Katya in London or is that later after Ice's break?

>>30920793
Later I think...

>>30920282
Let Ice choose

>>30920282
I think we should totally let Ice choose.

>>30920793
Nope.

Suck it, Katyafags. Even she recognizes that Ice is more important than her "date".

>>30920817
It was worded very poorly so I'm not sure

>>30920865
Oh fuck off already.

Ghost, some clarification please?

>>30920282
Guys, GUYS

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30701920/#p30705720

>"I might go do some sightseeing in England." Rex shrugs. "Don't have much reason to go back to the States, really."

POSSIBLE INADVERTENT FAMILY REUNION!

>[] Paris, maybe, I'm sure Rosalie can hook us up.
The City of Love.

>>30920938
nah, we're gonna see him on a date with Ghost and leave him be

>>30920938
YES! we must go to England! i want us to run into Rex! GHOST! make this happen!

>>30920918
when she said "we will wait for this" yes, she did mean Her and your trip into London.

She's helping a sister witch. This doesn't mean Frank can get out of that date he owes her so easily.

Also: writing

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>>30920938
Look here >>30920322
We realized. Ghost will be with him.Not Really.Maybe.

>>30920995
Right, thanks for clarifying that.

>>30920995
i hope you write Rex in today's thread.

>>30921095
It might not be today's thread, the leave may be a thread or two.

>>30920282
> Paris.

>>30921108
i can live with that. still, i wish we can have a thread of all the Bishop siblings are together.

>>30921251
>all the Bishop siblings are together.
That would require Mouse to not be in bumfuckistan and actually write TW89, which ain't gonna happen.

>>30921251
That would be potentially awkward... therefore, it should happen.

>>30921295

Everyone has a witch hanging off their arm.

>>30921251
It's bound to happen by the end of the ride, perhaps when the Martians show up. Though Maus would have to return from Freedoming in whatever third world hell hole it is this week.

>>30921355
The reactions would be priceless.

>>30921502
man, i would give a draw anon a 100 internets if they would make that a pic.

>>30920282
>[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.


I really really want to go back to the states or Paris to have fun with Ice but we made a promise with Katya to go hang out to London and crossing an ocean is a bad idea

Not to mention, I think it will give Ice some peace of mind that she isn't so far away from the squad

>>30921385
>implying Maus can stop freeing countries

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forgot image

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[] Somewhere here in the UK. London, maybe? Scotland? Not sure.

“Somewhere here in the UK, I think.” You say, after a second. “Don't want to get too far away, in case something does go down, but there's still plenty to do here.”

Slider nods. “Yeah, that sounds like a plan. Tabby? How does that sounds? Sounds good, right?”

“Rachel, please.” Ice says, looking over at her friend. “I'm going along with this because you're all forcing me to. I have other things to do than play tourist for a week. “

“Not anymore ya don't!” Slider laughs. “Now, c'mon. Missus Mack made dinner, and I plan to get some before it's gone. And you need to eat still, that... thing... Frank brought up was nowhere near enough food and we both know it.”

“I- fine.” Ice says, standing up suddenly. “When should I expect we'll be leaving?”

“Just as soon as I can make the arrangements. Sooner if you're going to be a bitch about this, though.” Slider responds, sweetly. “I'm sure Frank or one of the twins wouldn't mind fishing you out of the water to start your leave off.”

Ice shoots a glare over at Slider- who returns her unblinking stare with a twisted sort of half smile glued to her face. “We both know you'd lose, Tabs. Don't start.” Slider warns, and Ice looks away, stalking out of the room.

“Is she really that pissed?” You ask, following along with Merlin and Slider after Katya and Tatiana have left. “I mean, damn.”

Slider shakes her head. “She's pissed because she thinks she's completely indispensable and that the place is going to burn down without her.” She laughs. “Of course, she forgets that I'm here and that This shit is acutally pretty easy if you're willing to get along with the important people.”

“Important people?” You ask. “Like?”

1/2 (maybe)

Slider indicates Katya's mother with a dip of her head. “Like her. The Soviet witches ain't exactly noted for being huge members of the world community anymore, and all the rest of them are anxious for news of how they've been doing the past fifty or so years. Plus, she's a matron general, which is weird, since we don't have that kind of thing in the US, really.”

“Witches can make rank though, shit, look at Captain Blackwell.” you say. “I mean, she's not in charge of all USN witches, but...”

Slider shrugs. “But the concept is different. We've got witches in conventional commands, like the cap, sure. But we don't have a witch in charge of all witches. It's just strange.” She says.

“Right. So you're on good terms with her, so you have it easier?” You ask.

Slider shrugs. “Kinda. I'm not so busy that I don't take time to talk to people, is all. Now quit diggin for info. You're supposed to be planning a romantic getaway.”

“Rom- hardly.” You say.

Slider laughs. “Yeah, sure. Like I don't know what Katya's trying to do.”

2/3 (nope)

“What's she trying to do?” You ask. “I mean, if you're so sure.”

“Nope.” Slider responds. “If you don't know, I'm not telling ya.”

You shake your head- she's completely making this shit up to mess with you, you're sure. You're not about to fall for that one.

In the kitchen, you note that the table's practically full of food, the members of the squadron all seated around it already, with a few other faces just sitting down.

You nod to Georgette, who's just putting a basket of rolls on the table- she motions for you to sit down and help yourself.

That's when you notice a witch in a familiar Air force uniform, her red hair cut short. She looks up when she sees you and starts. “You-” She chokes out. “Don't you go anywhere Bishop!” She practically yells, scrambling out of her seat. “You stay right there!”

[] Flee. She's out for blood.
[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

Bring it.

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.
Blood like ice water, Fronk

>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

Best Girl is back!

>>30921928
>[X] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

One does not fuck with the rules of hospitality.

>>30921928
>[] Flee. She's out for blood.

This'll be fine.

[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

She will be sorry if she tries bullshit.

>>30921928
>[x] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

Bitch please.

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

>>30921928
>[] Flee. She's out for blood.

Funny response

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.
Revenant fears no Colonel.

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

Slider is still around too, right? Love to see how that would go down.

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Best girl.

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>>30921928
[X] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

>>30921928
[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

Besides, it's probably just a return mug.

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>>30921928
>You shake your head- she's completely making this shit up to mess with you, you're sure. You're not about to fall for that one.
Did you swap our MC out with a different one?

>>30921928
>[x] Flee. She's out for blood.
"How's the mug?" RUN!

>>30921928
>[x] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

"I'm going to be disappointed if you got me a counter mug."

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

And miss out on Gerogette's food? Hell no.

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>>30921928
>[x] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.
Steadfast Bishop!

>>30921928
[X] Stare her down.
Don't show fear in front of the enemy.

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

run? what are you, french?

>>30921928
>[X] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

>>30922024
Well, they both do use denial as an escape mechanism like nothin

>>30921928
>[x] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.
And if she does, she'll feel the full wrath of Georgette while we site back and watch.

>>30921928
>[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.
wait who is this?

Rolled 5, 8, 8 + 3 = 24

>>30921928
>[x] Flee. She's out for blood.
Scream "I SHOULD HAVE GOT A T-SHIRT AS WELL"

>>30921890
>Slider laughs. “Yeah, sure. Like I don't know what Katya's trying to do.”
Katya wants harem route

>>30922006
Who is that and since when did the military have cute girls and not barrack cumdumpsters?

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>>30921928
>[] Flee. She's out for blood.
and by run I mean moonwalk

>>30922041
"Death finds theodore roosebelt awake"

So has anyone else been playing Luftrausers? Everything about the game makes me rock hard and I've found it a great stand-in for a strike witches game.

>>30921928
{x]" I'm not going anywhere until I finish my meal Colonel."

Attorney General of Crimea.

>>30922006
Attorney General of Crimea.

>>30922152
Is that a Russian Navy Uniform?

>>30922006
From brown hair and eyes to blonde hair and blue eyes...hm....

>>30922179

Well now that crimea is russian.

yes.

>>30921928
[] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

>>30921928
>[X] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

>>30922234
I thought they were a nominally-independent republic or something? Either way
>filling a civilian post with a serving navy officer

>>30922309

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/russias-putin-prepares-to-annex-crimea/2014/03/18/933183b2-654e-45ce-920e-4d18c0ffec73_story.html

>Kremlin says Crimea is now officially part of Russia after treaty signing, Putin speech

>>30922331
Whelp. Good job Putin

>>30922331
I hope they're ready to supply Crimea with water, gas, and electricity as more than 50% of it came from the Ukraine.

>>30922368
I like SW Putin rather then Real Life Putin....

>>30922426
Yeah, he has hair

>>30922397

Dunno about water but considering that russian supplies EU with its gas, I don't see a problem with the last two.

>>30922426

I wanted to pop in real fast and say that I've already got plenty of notes down re: Putin and Russia and don't plan to change them due to current events.

I've been asked enough in IRC and on steam/skype that i feel I need to come out and say it.

also: writing

>>30922426
agreed.
>>30922397
the gas? yea, i know he can. the water? probably i think. no idea about the electricity.

>>30922462
This is a serious thing that people asked? There are literally green tentacled men on mars and magical girls in plane legs and no pants in this universe...

>>30922468
>no idea about the electricity.
Didn't the Crimean authorities take over the Ukrainian national electric plants, etc, in the Crimea?

>>30922468
The thing is, Crimea has only a few facilities supplying the people, but it isn't enough to be sustainable without immediate help.

>>30922514

I suppose the worry is that I'll do something silly because my nation and his nation are at odds IRL.

IDK, man. I just feel like I've been asked about it enough to warrant a response.

Also, if true, Putin may be losing itand surrounding himself with yes-men.

>>30921928
>[X] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

>>30922559
what i worry about the 60k troops Putin is about to march into the rest of Ukraine and take over the utilities from there.

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>>30921928
>[x] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

Is Georgette gonna have to smack a Bitchtits?

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>>30922514
>no pants

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>>30922656
>no pants is law!

>>30922656
Speaking of, I'm surprised we've never tried the uniform standards for magic users ever since we confirmed it.

>>30922683
Hard to hide a stiffy if it's flapping about in only boxers or gym shorts.

>>30922641
What I also worry about are the anti-Putin russians.

>>30922683
In addition to >>30922717
Wouldn't gnomes wear pants as a source of pride?

>>30922683
the first problem is that we need a material that wont block magic.

>>30922754
red heart pattern boxers

The Classic.

>>30922754
The answer for Gnomes is clearly NOODEESTOH BEECH uniforms

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Best girl is best

>>30922683
well we have to ware the same thing witches have, panties... with frills

>>30922794
second

>>30922859
IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL!

>>30922859
>>30922794
If heart pattern boxers are good enough for Arthur in Super Ghouls and Ghosts they're good enough for me.

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>>30922868
aka frank_prepares_for_sortie.jpeg

>>30922794
>>30922868
>>30922951
DO YOU WANTS US TO BE RAPED!?

>>30922951
Frank's fuselage is not as impressive as I thought

>>30922996
Only by Ice and Slider. Together.

>>30923024
Katya and Konstantina can keep each other occupied while they wait for the queue to free up

>>30923024
Tenderly?

>>30922951
oh my sides have reached high orbitals!
>>30922996
can't rape the willing.jpg

>>30923065
Don't forget facedown in the missionary position

>>30923114
and nixon is counting the money while wearing a pimp hat

>>30923000
You must look at it from the side, that's why the little boy looks so shocked

>>30923172
>"I'm Not a Crook!"

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[x] She wouldn't dare. Not in Georgette's kitchen. Sit down and wait.

This, you reflect, is Georgette's kitchen. The very same kitchen she's chased more than one matron out of with a few words. It is her domain, her place of being, and all who reside there do so under her watchful and loving gaze.

Or something of that nature, anyway. You've seen her cut arguments dead in their tracks with a single disapproving glance, you're relatively sure you're safe here from anything the colonel wants to do.

So, thus having set your mind at peace, you sit down and begin helping yourself to dinner- A large roast. You're pretty sure it's like two whole cows, but you know better than to ask- either way, it's a healthy amount of meat.

Merlin looks torn for a minute, waffling between an empty seat near you and one near Kenji- finally opting to sit near you. You're not sure you approve of that, really- but you're willing to chalk it up to you getting ready to leave soon.

Your meal is interrupted when your world suddenly gets dark and muffled- something being dropped on your head. You reach up and remove the offending shirt- a slate grey sweatshirt, USAF emblazoned across the chest in plain black block letters.

1/2

“Merry late Christmas, Bishop.” Colonel MacLeod says, sitting back down. “Hope that's the right size.”

You check the tag and nod. “Yeah, it is. Thanks Colonel. What brings you here?”

“Air force orders.” She says. “You and Wells seem to have every eye on you from all over, and we can't let the navy have all the fun.” She says. “And I'm the only witch they had that knew you before you started doing all this, so here I am.”

Past that moment of brief excitement, dinner is laid back- for which you're grateful. Finally, Merlin and Kenji leave, off to watch a movie they say, though they're probably headed towards the gym. They're the only ones that use it, you've noticed, and they've kind of made it their own little place in the castle. You'd admit to some jealousy, but you're pretty sure you could set up a place of your own pretty easily.

You leave after Georgette insists- for the third time- she doesn't need help cleaning up, and you find yourself without something to do- or a witch with you. The second is more unusual than the first, given the posting you're at, but you're almost pleased, in a way. You've got time to kill, but you're not sure how you want to kill it.

[] Head down to the lounge, chat with whoever's there.
[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
[] I haven't been down to the beach, let's go down that way.
[] wonder if I can sneak into the bath again, that was nice.

>>30923291
well played.

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>>30923291
Get it off get it off!

>>30923291

Well, we can't say we didn't had that coming.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

WINE.

LOOT.

Drag slider or Katya along.

All of us drink with ice later tonight.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

It is time, we should have done this with Ice a long time ago

>>30923334
Wine cellar. Slider. Now.

>>30923334
>[X] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

One of these options will lead us to Konstantina. Since we don't know which, we might as well default to the wine cellar.

>>30923334
[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
we must find and unearth hell cow!

>>30923334
>[X] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

WIEN

>>30923368
This is a very solid default state.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

Hopefully we can find some vodka as well.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

>>30923368
>Konsantina

Given her power, can we just wander around alone and if anyone calls us out on it pretend Konstantina's watching over us invisible?

>>30923334
>[x] wonder if I can sneak into the bath again, that was nice.

>>30923422
Our guardian snow angel.

Don't let Katya hear that.

>>30923334
>[x] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

also OH GOD THE SMELL OF CHAIR FORCE IS ON US!

>>30923334
>[x] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

LOOT

>>30923443
>>30923422
Or Konstantina, she'll actually do it if she isn't already and if she is she'll just do it more openly.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
Time for jolly adventures!

[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

McLeod counter attacking was to be expected. It has a nice touch to it that she retaliated in kind.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
DID SOMEONE SAY CELLAR

>>30923443
Katya probably already arranged for her to invisibly watch over us, she seems to like watching us

>>30923334
Yaaaaaay, sweater~
[x] Head down to the lounge, chat with whoever's there.

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>>30923334
>[x] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

I can only see Fronk's face looking like this getting the sweatshirt.

>>30923334
>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

alcohol 2nd most important liquid in the world

So we're wearing the sweater until someone forces it off of us and spending the rest of the night drunk off our ass.

I'm okay with this.

Honestly, we should pull the sweater on over whatever we're wearing, and smile and nod at anyone who we see.

>>30923334
>[x] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
Who wants to go exploring? Konstantina?

>>30923522
Only if MacLeod agrees to drink outta the navy mug in front of other people

>>30923530

Oh God, drunk Konstantina.

I MUST SEE THIS.

>>30923514
well, we're rummaging around in the cellar, so letting that get dirty for us is fine. what i am thinking it's not booze that's down there.

>>30923334
[X] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
Acquire booze.

>>30923334
>[x] Head down to the lounge, chat with whoever's there.
Social link is go

>>30923334
[X] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....

>>30923544
>drunk Konstantina
>Russian
is this even possible?

>>30923544
Will you take responsibility when she forcibly takes headpats from us?

>>30923596
Katya got drunk

>>30923598

I shall solemnly make this sacrifice for you all.

>>30923598
Its not forced if i want to give them

>>30923598
Double up unf-unf

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>>30923623
>>30923629
>>30923632
what if she forcibly entwine's Fronk's fingers with her own? What then!?

>>30923681
NOT LEWD ENOUGH!!!

>>30923681
She get's brought before the court for conduct unbecoming of a witch.

>>30923703
We do her tenderly in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

IS THAT GODDAMN LEWD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANON?!

>>30923681
Than... then we hug her

>>30923773
Nope

>>30923773
LEWDER!

>>30923773
It's never lewd enough.

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>>30923739
Wouldn't that be conduct EXACTLY becoming a witch? After all, Gnome magic is apparently an aphrodisiac
>>30923703
How far are you willing to go for this, son? I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Couples walking down the beach arms AND fingers entwined. I've seen consensual snuggles occur for absolutely no reason at all! I have seen the fluffy, and I have seen the headpat. What lewd frontier is there left for man or witch?!

>>30923838
>>30923840
>>30923847

...You are all insatiable.

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>>30923840
>>30923847
>>30923703
how about this!

>>30923865
You gotta take it to Lewdicrous speed.

>>30923884

LEWDEST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAACH

>>30923884
Yawn...

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>>30923899
YES.

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>>30923912
>>30923899

>>30923884
That, just like you, are getting old and stale

Fuck off fluff

>>30924008
He's like fucking pubic lice man. Just can't stop being irritating.

>>30924094
You know this from experience, then.

>>30924094
and just like pubic lice, no one wants to hear about your struggles with them

>>30924008
>>30924094
and like you got anything to contribute.

>>30924165
quiet, lice man. we are waiting on ghost

How's about we discuss Merlin's issues? Frank can easily leave her at therapy while he's off elsewhere.

>>30924214
All this obsession about lice.

Flied Lice? You Chinese? Go eat dog.

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>>30924214
while we wait, i shall keep the lewd up. and this is from Merlin's view.

>>30924243
that's what kenji is for

>>30920241
Using Kurtz as your example, I like you friend.

>>30924243
Therapy = Kenji's dic- er, gym.

>>30924165
Don't act like you do.

>>30924252
KILL!!!!

>>30924252
>not a redhead.
GIT OUT

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>>30924252

>>30924373
Enjoy the ban.

>>30924373
dude, /tg/ is a blue board, delete that and post a link to it offsite if you must

>>30924373
Blue board dude.

>>30924373
>>30924400
DUDES. Blue board. NSFW is no bueno. Take that crap to /h/.

>>30924388
>>30924252

Dud,e Blue Boards, srsly

Well done Fluff you cunt, way to shit up the thread you insufferable faggot.

Quick question, how old is Kenji supposed to be?

This joke is worn out more than a port city whore after a carrier's docked for shore leave.

>>30924490
18? I think

>>30924486
I...don't think he was the one posting obviously not-blue content

>>30924568
No, he just needs to stop trying too hard to be fahny.

>>30924568
No but he started it, like he always does and manages to shit up the place, I just with the mods would ban his faggoty ass already

He does nothing but be annoying and fucking retarded in every quest he posts in at every opportunity and its gotten old and tiring.

>>30924605
he really wasn't doing anything anyone else wasn't doing. His only difference (arguably mistake) was a name and trip
>>30924618
It looks like he was just playing along? You do also realize that
A) there's a hide button
B) our arguing right now is shitting the thread up more than him...

>>30924618
Arguing about it does jack shit except causing shitflinging contests and an earlier bump limit.

>>30924543

That's what I was thinking. Any older, and that age gap would have started making things look awkward.

I know age of consent is different in Japan and all but still. . .

>>30924568
wasn't me. i play by the rules here.

>>30924668
>A) there's a hide button
I'd hide him if he wasn't negligently damaging to other quests with his posting

>[] Let's go see about that wine cellar, I think I saw a crowbar in the hangar....
Bring Ice, Slider, and Bitchtits. Drunk foursome is best foursome.

>>30924749
But...you're doing just as much "damage" to the quest right now as he is (by the same token, so am I I guess) because you're responding and contributing to a negative mood. Wouldn't it be simpler to hide him and be done with it?

>>30924749
Ice and Slider yes.

Bitchtits is taken

>>30924777
A) shut up about that argument already, your just continuing it.

B) you hit a bystander anon, well done.

>>30924749
I'm down for some bitchtits. As long as there's all the wine, we're wearing our new USAF sweater, and we're pouring wine unto her US NAVY mug.

>>30924777
meant for >>30924741
sorry

>>30924785
Hence the alcohol. Drunken orgy, ho!

>>30924840
no

>>30924840
No, With Ice and Slider definitely.

Bitchtits is a no-no

>>30923334

Voting for drunken cellar adventure type in as many witches as possible

>>30924796
This can't happen, for reasons