>>30889707

Your exhaled breath mists in front of you as you stand inside your own personal vault, the automated doors clicking and whirring and slamming closed. As expected, two of the four occupied frames are empty - specifically, the one for the chainaxes, and the other for the Desert Eagle, which had made the jump from here to Big Shell when you racked your shield.

Grunting, you place both weapons back into their customized foam insets - gently with your Desert Eagle, and none-too-gently with the stupid pair of motorized Magical Girl neckchewers. You could swear you heard Risa's bark of pain as both chainaxes bumped into each other, flakes of dried blood flecking off their gruesome paintjob at the impact.

With the Golden Weapons finally out of your possession, you feel...well, lighter, somehow, and at the same time also hollow. Like you're incomplete for some reason. Without thinking, your hand strays towards Muramasa, but it's quickly stopped by you staggering back and gripping both your knees in pain. The pain-killing effect of the XV Golden Weapon finally wearing off.

FUCK. SHIT. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

The pain recedes into a tolerable dull throb after what seems like a couple of eternities, and it's here that you straighten up, wiping the tears from your eyes.

+ Serves ya right + Comes the weak pulse from the chainaxes, and you shoot the paired weapons a glare.

Anyway. What do you do now?

[]Check up on Yuu.
[]Talk to the Three Stooges.
[]Other.

>>30889709
[X]Talk to the Three Stooges.

It's what we came here for, after all.

>>30889709
>[x]Check up on Yuu.
Yuu is a good girl

>>30889709
>[x]Check up on Yuu.
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.
In this order.

>>30889709
>[X] Check up on Yuu.
>[X] Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30889709
[x]Check up on Yuu.
She should be ready by now.

>>30889709
Say hi to the three homu. Homu homu.

>>30889709
can we talk to all of them in one uhm.. dimention?

>>30889709

[X] Yuu

>>30889730
>>30889732
Investigate the possibility of using the fourth mirror to introduce Yuu to the conference call.

>>30889709
>[]Other.
See if Kirika finally has anything to say

>>30889709
[x] this >>30889751

>>30889709
[x]Other.
[x]Get Midori.
[x]Shanghai her into accompanying you to both the Watch-Dildo-Events.

>>30889709
>[x]Other.
Speak to Kirika

>>30889747
Me?

>>30889709
[X]yuu

>>30889709
>[x]Other.
Talk to Candeloro

>>30889757
I don't really want to drag Midori away from her job.

But extending the offer would be thoughtful.

>>30889777
but anon, EVERYBODY is Candeloro, so we're doing that right now.

>>30889709
[X]Check up on Yuu.
[X]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30889709
>Kirika
Can we finally talk to Kirika yet? Obviously bring the 3 stooges to help mediate, but this has been on our todo list for way too long.

>>30889794
yes. That would probably be a good thing to at least consider while we're in here.

Sorry, can't do banners today. Somebody else get it, please!

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>>30889824
On it

>>30889760
No, Yuu

>>30889709
>[X]Check up on Yuu.

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Really, at this point I'm not wondering if Mami will turn on Chiaki but only how. The heartbreak must happen.

>>30889794
We already have an appointment tomorrow with Sayaka to do that, so that we have our Equerry ready to take us down if Kirika assumes direct control.

>>30889924
>implying Mami will turn on us
>implying Chiaki won't be the turncoat.
It's amazing what you can justify when you're trying to save the world.

>>30889975
>It's amazing what you can justify when you're trying to save the world.
You could say the exact same thing about Mami

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>>30889924
>Implying we wont turn on Mumi first
>Implying Decu wont force is into a Situation were we have to choose between Mumi and Midori

>>30889990
Whatever happens, it will be just as Malal planned

>>30889709
>[]Check up on Yuu.

>>30890013
Didn't Decu say that Mami was something Malal HADN'T planned for?

>>30890055
No, that was Midori. No one expected GreenGreen.

>>30890078
Not even Decu.

>>30889975
>>30889985
Really, there's only really two things that could happen; either one of Chiaki or Mami has insufficient information and thus one tries to kill the other, or it's a choice of sacrificing Midori or someone like that to save the world.

bonus points Mami and Chiaki fighting each other to see who gets to heroically sacrifice themselves to save the world

>>30890078
That's not really true she planned for Midori. She was just surprised that she is a thing that happened.

>>30889729 >>30889730 >>30889732 >>30889738

You decide to check up on Yuu first. You remember that she was put out of action because of the Kirishima Ruri op, where she protected you from being cut in half by Lucius' killing stroke.

Taking the Golden Bracelets out from their customized foam insets, you note that they look more or less normal now - previously, as you left Yuu to heal on her own, one of them had a nasty-looking scratch. It's pretty much gone now, the luster and sheen of the gold having returned there.

You close your eyes here, and try to contact Yuu through the pulsing thing you've been doing for quite a bit, now.

+ Yuu? You, uh, there? + You feel yourself chuckle slightly at the pun, despite your still-black mood. There's no response, oddly enough, so you concentrate deeper. Harder. Silencing your breathing, your heartbeat, tuning out the drone of the climate control inside your vault.

When you open your eyes, you find yourself...in a broken-down gym. Cracked paint encrusting the walls, crinkling around sun-bleached posters of boxers and martial artists. A decrepit boxing ring, its ropes drooping miserably to the mat, rots in the middle of it all. Rusting weights and bars litter the floor, along with what looks like broken training dummies, planks, and swords snapped in half.

You shake your head at this, before a loud flurry of activity in the corner catches your attention. You walk forward, brow furrowing as you make your way around the ring - and it's here that you see Yuu's familiar black-garbed form, hoodie and stockings and all, beating the everliving FUCK out of a punching bag.

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>>30890133

...You can't believe just how much force and weight seem to be going into each punch she sends smashing into the sand-filled bag. Each hit is quick, blindingly-so, a one-frame movement that you could easily miss just by blinking. Each hit ROCKS the bag, bending it nearly in half, cracking the already-duct tape reinforced leather and making new ruptures with every impact. Each hit echoes throughout the cavernous gym, a solid bassy thud that smacks against your eardrums and makes the nearby windows vibrate in reluctant sympathy.

But as deafeningly-loud and flinchingly-violent each punch from those tiny little fists are, you could easily hear Yuu's words, hissed under her panting breaths, colored by exertion and focus and perhaps even desperation.

"Have to train harder," The tanned girl growls under hre breath. "Have to be faster than this. Stronger than this. So Matsuda-san won't get hurt again by my being so weak. SO FUCKING WEAK." She all but snarls the last bit as she lets loose a monstrous hook on the bag - the impact blasting the leather pillar to the side and up, slamming hard against the ceiling before drooping back down again.

...Okay. You didn't know Yuu was this intense. It's...you had an idea, sure, but not like this.

How do you greet her?

[]Greet her casually by name.
[]Make a noise to announce your presence in a non-threatening fashion.
[]Make a pun.

>>30890143
>[x]Greet her casually by name.
No need to pun the poor girl.

>>30890143
>[]Greet her casually by name.

She is in the zone now, she could attack us if we startle her.

>>30890143
>[X]Greet her casually by name.

>>30890143
[X]Greet her casually by name.

>>30890143
>[x]Greet her casually by name.

>>30890143
>[x]Greet her casually by name.

>>30890143
>each punch from those tiny little fists
Remember, smaller impact area means greater force per area applied!

>>30890143
>[x]Greet her casually by name.

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>>30890143
>/fit/'s body dysmorphia personified
>I'M NOT YET HUGE ENOUGH

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>>30890078
>>30890083
Ahhh, I want more Midori-meguca-Screentime instead of bumbling Moeblob-Midori.

>>30890196
It also means that it's easier to literally punch holes into people.

>>30890220
But if you can see a Callidus, then she's not doing her job!

Maybe she's with us right now, nya. Waiting to nuzzle her face into our butt.

>>30890222
I don't think Yuu does that on principle unless already driven insane by the bangles.

>>30890220
>>30890231

Yes

>>30890210
Clearly, Yuu is channelling her inner Decu.

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>>30890231
>>30890253
>Waiting to nuzzle her face into our butt.

>>30890231
>But if you can see a Callidus, then she's not doing her job!
>not being a disinfo agent
I need a Jewhands.jpg with a magical girl edited into it

>>30890231
>Waiting
>Implying she isn't nuzzling our butt right now, and we just don't notice it

>>30890278
>png
>white background

wat

>>30890278
Whoa there, cowboy, voting period's not over for a couple of minutes yet.

Not like there'll be any more votes.

>>30890143
>[X]Make a pun.
I am desperately trying to think of a pun.

But I do like proving NECO wrong.

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>>30890143
Arright NOW the banner goes up nya~

>>30890143
>[X]Greet her casually by name.
Decu, was this scene influenced by your glorious manly training regimen?
I'm not voting just to contradict the cat, I swear.

>>30890220
It probably helps now that she has an actual job within the Officio.

Which is why I don't want to pull her away from it unnessicarily.

>>30890316
Tooooo baaaaad.

IT DIDN'T COOOUUUUUNT

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>>30890276
>>30890294

Had to get this off twitter

>>30890143
>[X]Make a pun.
Damn sleep always making me get late to MGNG

>>30890324
DAMN SNEAKY FELINE! I'LL GET YOU YET!

>>30890325
I always think of that picture as being the very definition of "kind of want".

>>30890325
Okay.

The way that picture's drawn, It looks like Chiaki's got a naked torso, abdomen and butt with some frills and a bow glued to her waist and with, like, a sleeved mantle on her arms and shoulders.

It's kinda disconcerting because it also means Midori's staring tight into her butthole.

>>30890449

I have no idea how you are seeing that.

You have a very disconcerting mind, anon

>>30890468
No, I see it too, now that I'm looking at it.

>>30890468

I think its the impression of the butt cheeks... I kind of see what hes getting at.

>>30890449
>>30890468
>>30890472
I just thought it was a butt window.

>>30890148 >>30890152 >>30890160 >>30890162

You call Yuu by her name, not shouting it but more like just saying it a couple of notches higher than what you think is an acceptable indoor voice volume.

For a moment, you think that she didn't actually hear you - but after a few more moments of feverishly and ferociously mauling the stricken punching bag with her fists, Yuu seems to slow down, before stepping forward and holding the bag still. Her quick, heavy breathing briefly becoming the only other sound in the gym - besides your own breathing, of course.

"Huh? Who was that...?" Yuu's brow furrows, looking around - and it's here that you see her eyes widen under the shadow of her hood as she finally spots you.

"Matsuda-san!" She cries out, pushing the bag out of the way as she half-runs, half-sprints towards you. You inwardly wince at this, while at the same time faintly amused that someone could actually sound so pleased at seeing you. "I...you're back! You're finally back!"

As she crosses the handful of steps between you, it almost seems like Yuu was just about to jump into your arms, here - but had consciously stopped herself at the last moment, skidding to a halt and holding her clenched fists to her chest. "T-thank...thank you for coming back, Matsuda-san!" She holds her arms stiff to her sides, before bowing crisply and deeply at the waist. "I'm...I'm really happy you didn't dispose of me after I failed you! P-please, I'll try my absolute best next time...!"

...Dispose of her? What? You blink at her here, before reaching down to surreptitiously scratch at a suddenly-itchy spot on your behind through your pantyhose. Why the hell would you do that?

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>>30890482
That and what I presume was intended to be a crease mark looks like a spine line.

Its the butt. It should be hidden under the skirt material.

Needs more folds and less distinct butt?

or color, which would do much to distinguish skin from costume.

>>30890449
God dammit, Anon, can't unsee.

>>30890492
Yeah, I see nopan Chiaki with a butt window for easy access.
Though I can see how the spine line could make it look like her torso is naked.

>>30890468
This guy >>30890482
got it, Hat. The arc of Chiaki's butt looks like it's going through the hem of her top, so it looks nude. Though you don't see it unless you're focusing on the ass over the rest of the outfit, but that is kinda the focal point of the pic.

>>30890493

And what's this about her failing you? She did nothing of the sort back at the stadium. In fact, you remember that it would've been you being dragged back to Headquarters in a body bag, instead of Lucius' flunkies, if you hadn't brought Yuu with you.

"I..." Without looking up from her bow, it's hear that YUu's shoulders start to shake, along with her voice. "M-Miss Kirika had said that you'd be disposing of me as soon as you got home from your mission, because...because not only did I get you wounded, but I was useless to you when you needed me...!"

...Kirika. Even in death, that bitch is still mad. And still slandering you every chance she gets.

How do you respond?

[]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
[]...I won't, but make sure you step it up next time. I've thrashed perfectly-good firearms for less.
[]Other.

>>30890528
[x] HUG
Fuck headpats, it's time for heavier ordnance.

>>30890528
[X]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.

>>30890528
>[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.

"She said that huh. I'm gonna have to give her a piece of my mind afterwards."

Apply hugs and headpats.

"Yuu is a good girl."

>>30890528
[]...I won't, but make sure you step it up next time. I've thrashed perfectly-good firearms for less.

Keep working out Yuu. Get even stronger, improve always.

>>30890528
[X]Other.
"Kirika is a jealous bitch as well as a liar. You're a good girl, Yuu."

Headpat.

>>30890528
[x]Reassure her, and tell her not to listen to Kirika for god's sake

>>30890528
>[]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.

>>30890528
[X]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.

>>30890528
[X] Tell her how you killed Kirika

>>30890549
Like she wouldn't anyways.

>>30890528
>[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
Hug AND head pat

>>30890528

Looks like we need to deal with Kirka sooner rather then later. She is only going to sow more discord between our golden weapons the longer we leave her to stew.

[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
"I can't find another set of golden gauntlets"

>>30890528
[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
Throw in a headpat for good measure.

>>30890528
>[X]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
Also
>[X]Other
Impress on her that Kirika's a massive bitch who hates us and likely everyone else, and Yuu shouldn't listen to her. Plus she wasn't useless at all, she gave one of the most enjoyable and fights we've had so far and kept us alive even at the expense of injuring herself.

Only, y'know, phrased awkward and stilting as Chiaki does.

>>30890528
[]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
Mention we're not the complete asshole Kirika remembers, and that Kirika's a bitch anyway.

Damn it Kirika.

[x] Apply hugs and assure Yuu she isn't going anywhere.

>>30890528
>[]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
"Just...step up the self-preservation when you take over. I don't particularly ENJOY having spears impaled into me."

>>30890559
[X] Ask Yuu to tell Kirikia that you need to talk about Oriko the next time they talk.

Lets prime that well.

>>30890528
[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
[x]Dispense head-pat.
NO HUGS. NO.

>>30890528
>[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
And as Mami demonstrated just a little while ago, hugs are proven way of reassurance.

>>30890528
[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.

Even in death, Kirika still manages to be a massive bitch.

[x] I don't trash subordinates for screwups. Only for betrayal.

>>30890528
[x] "I wouldn't put too much weight on anything Kirika says."
[x] "Wait. Kirika's been saying things? The fuck? I haven't touched the katana in, like, ages. Shouldn't she be asleep or something?"

This is bad. Real real bad. WHO TOUCHED OUR GOLDEN WEAPONS?

[X] and feel free to reassure Yuu that of all the Golden Weapons we've met, shes by far the one we're least likely to voluntarily toss into an active volcano.

>>30890611
I guess that staying true to her character Kirika has been touching herself in our absence.

>>30890611
They've been confirmed by multiple weapons to chat amongst themselves, chill out.

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>>30890528
>[X]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
also we need to talk to Kirika soon

>>30890633
They can't chat if they're in hibernation from not having enough energy.

>>30890625
You know that picture with each of the madoka girls as their soul gems rubbing on each other?

It's like that, but with Golden Weapons.

>>30890528
[X]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.
[X]Other.
apply some head pats, "I came to check on you, looks like you, uh, healed up? nicely."

>>30890528
[x] Give our adorable imouto a headpat and tell her the tale of how you fucking ended kirika because she was such a bitch. Yuu is a good girl who saved our bacon and she should feel good about herself.

>>30890663
But Misaka isn't a golden weapon

>>30890668
yet

>>30890668
We have two imoutos, fist imouto and gun imouto. Toghether they are the best imoutos a warmaster could ever hope to have and the bane of anyone who dares cross us.

>>30890693
>fist imouto
DO NOT FIST IMOUTO
IMOUTO IS FOR PURE

>>30890668
That's fine, you can have two imoutos.
Heck, we're pretty much aiming to get two waifus here!
>inb4: three waifus But that's wrong, Pinky is not our waifu. We are hers.

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>>30890528
[x]Reassure her that you're not going to throw her away.

Thats enough, no need to get all touchy and feely.

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>>30890717

I'll cut you

>>30890693
>gun imouto
If gun waifu is raifu, what's gun imouto?

>>30890717
We're not her waifu; we're her harem.

>>30890733
Nonsense, Hat is too pure, Hat is not for violence.

>>30890693
I just imagine Yuu and Misaka piloting Tiny Pete having a fist fight with each other, in order for the ultimate headpat.

>>30890733
You're too moe to be threatening, Hat. Leave that to Cooldown.

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>>30890733
>Hatchan cutting people

We really need to sexualize Hatchan more!

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>>30890770
I'm moe too. You fuck.

I will post this picture in every thread.

>>30890792

Go back to the kid's leagues, kid

>>30890792
I think you're very moe when you try hard enough.

>>30890792
>>30890804

cat fight!

>>30890809
*hat fight

>>30890809
>>30890835

chat-fight~

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>>30890792
Moe people don't say fuck.
I'm okay with that.

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>>30890844
Sh, shut up.

>>30890804
She can't be a kid with sweater puppies that big!

>>30890856
I think you meant to say
>Obvious stuffing

>>30890792
>>30890853
Please stop. You're making me find Wendy adorable. It's causing turmoil in my Midorinfag heart.

>>30890879

Watermelon, anon-friend.

Watermelon.

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Butt.

>>30890903
Oh, now i see it too

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>>30890879
>2014
>not shipping watermelon

>>30890903
>shitty butt

anon why

>>30890903
Now we're just missing Dan Kim for the complete buttbrigade.

>>30890903

No, see, the torso is white because Homura's costume is really simple from the back.

>>30890903
Why would you keep the sleeves?

>>30890932
Yeah, but the way the butt and spinal crease lines are defined, it looks like an unclothed torso.

>>30890938
Because they were drawn that way and I can't be arsed redrawing whole arms when recolouring is hard enough

>>30890932
It might be white and simple, but it folds differently from skin.

Clothing is forever my bane as a doodler.

That and hands and feet.

And just generally drawing anything that isn't crap.

So, feel good, hat. You just accidently invented a really good look for Chiaki in the bedroom.

>>30890942

Ugh, fine

I'll do a second version at some point

>>30890897
>>30890919
Wait, I thought Watermelon End was Pinky x Midori x Chiaki, not Wendy x Midori x Chiaki.

Did this change, or am I just dense?
But yes, Wendy x Midori x Chiaki is an ideal goal and I wholeheartedly support this.

>>30890932
>>30890942
At the very least the Butt makes it look like a case of nopan-buttwindow-Chiaki. (best Chiaki by the way)

>>30890970
There are brown watermelon seeds, you know?

>>30890956
But they look fine as arms. The cuff just becomes like a wrist band or something.

>>30890970
Watermelon end has become fruit salad end where we try for everyone
Original watermelon was Chiaki pinky midori and then we tacked on wendy because wendy is awesome

>>30890968
>Bullying Hat into drawing more Chiaki butts.

Told you, too moe.

>>30890970

Seeds are black.

>>30890987
And wendy's american. There's got to be some Nigger in her gene pool *somewhere*.

>>30890968
you really don't. Nay, shouldn't. It adds a whole 'nother dimension to that sketch.

>>30891001
...isnt it generally agreed that the whole of the species came out of Africa?

Therea a little nigger in everybody in that case.

>>30891033
all little nigglets

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>>30891001
>>30891033
>>30891054
>Wendy`s a nigger

Aaaaaand dropped. Worst girl.

>>30890970
It's Pinky x Midori x Wendy x Chiaki.
It was agreed upon pretty much the moment we figured who Wendy is and what's our past about.

>>30890546 >>30890547 >>30890554 >>30890555 >>30890550

You let out a sigh as the still-bowing, still-shaking girl begins to cry in front of you. You had hoped that Kirika had mellowed out a bit after...well, getting retired by you, and spending a few months in storage. Evidently, she hasn't, even going back to her own hateful little tricks.

It's here that you reach out with a free hand towards Yuu, and, with a gentleness that you rarely show to anyone else - you pat her gently on her bowed, hooded head. Feeling her thick hair tousle gently underneath the soft black cloth covering most of her scalp and face.

Yuu utters what could be the cutest half-sob, half-squeak you've ever heard, and you watch her amber-pupilled black eyes swivel up at you in tearful wonderment.

You're not going to throw her away, you reassure her, forcing your voice to be even, to be gentle, to not sound like you're sneering or growling or any edgy bullshit like that. Kirika's...you and Kirika have a history of being bitches to each other, and she'd always won out. She's just being a bit more of a bitch now because of you killing her and everything. At least, you think so. It's the most logical conclusion to draw anyway.

...And no, she's not useless. She got injured saving you, remember? And even despite that, she gave you one of the most entertaining fights you've ever had.

So, no. She doesn't need to worry about that kind of thing at all.

Yuu makes another squeaking sound as you finish your little speech, here, and she cries again - but this time, stepping forward and burying her face into your chest, her small arms wrapping around you and hugging you tight. You let out a sigh - wincing slightly as you feel an iron grip pressing against either sides of your ribs - and you pat the sobbing girl on the back.

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>>30890903
Reminds me of this:

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>>30891105

It's easy enough, really, to forget that a punching machine like Yuu's still just a girl. It's also easy to forget that Kirika has always been a bitch, and death apparently isn't going to change that.

When she finally calms down and detaches herself from you, it's here that Yuu bows again, apologizing profusely through a voice hoarse from too much crying. You stop her before it could get any worse, and instead ask her how she is.

"I'm...I'm fine, Matsuda-san. I'm all healed up from the last time, a-and I've been training ever since!" She jumps back a couple of steps, an eager grin curling her lips as she shadowboxes for a couple of seconds - her fists flying fast enough to leave blurring trails in their wake. "I've been trying my best to remember my Master's lessons in blocking and defense, too, so I can stop Matsuda-san from getting hurt!"

Well, what else can you say in the face of that kind of drive, that kind of energy? You manage a smile here, before nodding. You'll take that as her being ready for more action, then?

"Of course!" Yuu stops murdering the air in front of her to grab your hand, the hand that you'd patted her on the head with, and clasping it between her own. "Please, Matsuda-san, take me with you the next time you need help! I'll help you obliterate every enemy in your way!"

...Really nice kid, this Yuu. Really enthusiastic, and motivated.

You could only hope you don't let her down yourself.

What do you do now?

[]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.
[]Ask her a question about her past. (Write-in)
[]Other.

>>30891120
>[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

Lets go pay bitchtits a visit

>>30891120
>[X]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891120
>[X]Other.
Promise that, barring unforeseeable circumstances preventing it, we'll take her along next time, since she's had time to heal up.

Then
>[X]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891120
>[]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891120
[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.
Bye bye!

>>30891120
[x]We need to tell her that despite Kirika being a bitch, she's sorta the Prophet's dead girlfriend. So if we end up inflicting Kirika upon ourselves and taking her with us on the mission, it's not because of thinking Yuu is useless or anything crazy like that.

>>30891120
>[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

Next time we can tell her how we KOd Sayaka. I bet she would like that.

>>30891120
[x] Say were glad that she's better now then leave.

>>30891120
>[X]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891120
>[]Other
Ask Yuu to talk to Kirika for you, to tell her you'll be coming to talk to her soon, about Oriko.

Oriko was someone special to Kirika, and you'd like to help her rather than punch her head off, if you can

Make sure she knows it.

>>30891120
>[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891120
[x]Ask her a question about her past.
Is there anyone who she remembers as having a Golden Weapon?

>>30891120
>[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.
"If you'll excuse me, I need to have...words with Kirika."

>>30891120
>[]Ask her a question about her past. (Write-in)

If I can ask, what's your master like?

>>30891159

I kind of think we should take Yuu when we duel Sayaka or if we take Kirika on the mission. Should Kirika try to take over, Yuu could block her or some shit.

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>>30891120
[x] If you want to, you can call me Onee-san.

>>30891164
Nah: that'd involve telling her that we used another Golden Weapon.

>>30891120
[X]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891120
[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

>>30891144
>Promising shit
Its like /tg/ never even learns..

>>30891120
[X] Say goodbye for now, maybe tell her to try talking to the girls in the gun instead of Kirika, one of them is sort of a bitch but the other two balance her out

>>[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all

>>[x]Lets go smack Kirika in the mouth.

>>30891181

Why the fuck are people so eager to get mind controlled by Kirika? Save it for tomorrow when we have Sayaka with us.

>>30891192

I think she already knows.

>>30891191

This is way too good to not use.

>>30891170
[X] I support this.
I think we should also speak to the homugroup if there is time.

Remember that we already have an agreement to take Kirika with us to fight Sayaka soon. We can talk to/convince her then.

>>30891206
Im sure she does, but theres a difference between knowing and having your nose rubbed in it.

>>30891120
[X]Other.

Tell her not to over exert herself, being too eager can also mess you up. then we can leave.

>>30891120

>>[x]Say goodbye and leave for now. That'll be all.

Let's talk to Kirika. No reason we can't talk before the training and prevent any unwelcome surprises from her.

We have a chance for some development/quality time with Yuu and all of you want to pass it up. Wtf, /tg/? I thought we liked getting back stories and other character info.

>>30891120
>[x]Ask about her master

>>30891191
[X] do iiiiiiiit

>>30891303
We do, but... I dunno. It doesn't seem like the right time, I guess?

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>>30891131 >>30891135 >>30891164 >>30891169

You tell Yuu that while you're happy that she's okay for active duty again, you also tell her not to overdo it. Being overeager can get you just as hurt as the opposite.

The tanned yougn woman nods here, smiling brightly. "I'll do my best, Matsuda-san! I'm not going to fail you like I did last time!"

Of course she won't. She's already promised, and you believe she'll die first before breaking that promise.

If only you could be just as dogged with your promises, eh?

You say goodbye to her finally, and your last sight is of Yuu waving energetically at you before you find yourself back in the vault.

Placing the bracelets back in its inset, you give the harmless-looking jewelry a final pat, before stepping back and looking around again.

What do you do now?

[]Talk to the Three Stooges.
[]Talk to Kirika.
[]Other.

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>>30891201
>>Promising shit
>Its like /tg/ never even learns..
It's not like we can get any worse, really.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.
It's what we came her for in the first place, anyway.

>>30891528
[x] Talk to Kirika.

>>30891528
>[x]Other.

Move on to our next task. I think we should give Braids some time to cool off and we should leave Kirika for tomorrow. We can talk about Sayaka with Braids after we have another bonding moment... provided she doesn't have to cut our head off.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

"Oii. Bitch. Get out."

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.
While we totally should talk (read: slap) some sense into Kirika, talking with Homus seems more pressing right now.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891528
[x]Other
We're done here, let's get on with carrying on with everyday stuff.

>>30891528
[X]Talk to Kirika
Bitch needs to be taken down a peg.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.
Dildoes needs to explain her warning, and apologize to Braids, but tell her that our relationship with Sayaka in this timeline has us calling each other names as part of friendly ribbing. We're not being really bitchy towards each other like we used to be, nor do we mean it like Kirika does.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891528

>[X]Talk to Kirika.

IT'S TIME

>>30891528
>[]Talk to Kirika.
bitch as some explaining to do

>>30891528
>[X]Talk to Kirika

>>30891528
[X]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891528

[x]Talk to Kirika.

We need to do damage control now.

>Jumping the gun with Kirika.

God dammit, why? I get that she heckled Yuu, but for fucks sake, she is asleep. If we wake her up only to leave again until tomorrow she can just harass Yuu some more.

>>30891528
[X] 3 Stooges

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>>30891528
>[X]Talk to Kirika.
we should tell her the news about her girl friend

>>30891553
>>30891561
>>30891567
>>30891575
>>30891580
>>30891585
Why are you rushing into this without any oversight or protections, when we have everything fully prepared for a session with Kirika tomorrow?

>>30891528
>[X]Other.
Kirika should probably only be talked to when we have Sayaka on-hand to fuck us up if we go nuts, and I'm somewhat hesitant to go breaking our promise to Pinky so quickly after she was nice enough to offer us 3 timestops.

Plus we have ceremonies to get ready for, and a Midori to drag along to them so we don't have to suffer alone. That's what girlfriends are for, right? Suffering?

>>30891528

[x]Talk to Kirika.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>30891528
[X]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891599

Did you think it was just because of Yuu?

Hell no.

We've needed to speak to her for quite some time if we're ever going to use her Golden weapon.

And her one sided love interest is the prophet. We need to get shit sorted.

Be careful, guys. If Pinky saw us flying that MiG and how we pulled it out of the shield, she may be watching us more closely than before.

>>30891528
>[]Talk to Kirika.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

>>30891528
[X]Talk to the Three Stooges.
We need to apologize to Braids
We need to ask Dildoes what the "green hair is danger" meant.

Talking to Kirika is better during the figh against Sayaka, so she is there to stop us if things go bad.

>>30891528
[X]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891636
More closely than before?

I don't think thats possible.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

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>>30891610

I wanted to make you angry, of course.

Honestly, though?

I just want to talk to Kirika, finally

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

>>30891528
>Three Stooges
We're gonna need help with Kirika I guess.

>>30891630
Yes, we need to speak with her, and that's why we have a session scheduled for tomorrow, with Sayaka as backup.
Why are you so damned impatient to get it done now, when we've got nothing prepared in case Kirika takes control of our body?

>>30891610

Not for Yuu, it's just that we pretty much haven't seen Kirika since the beginning (sans flashbacks)

>>30891528
[x]Not Kirika

We already have plans to do this tomorrow. Plans less likely to end up with us on a murder rampage.

>>30891630

So we should jump the gun with no backup? No, save it for tomorrow. Kirika going nuts on us now would fuck up this evenings plans. It can wait.

>>30891636

If she found out we lied to her so soon, I think our shield would be clicking like fucking crazy or she would have pulled us into time stop to fuck us up a bit.

>>30891610
Thats what I am wondering.

Kirika is someone Deculture is going to have us talk to during the duel against Sayaka, no matter what, and its much safer then.

Talking to her now makes no sense!

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.
Kirika requires our preparation.

>>30891662
FUCKING

THIS

WE'RE TALKING TO HER TOMORROW GUARANTEED


WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE JUMPING THE GUN

>>30891651
mydick.jpg

>>30891683
>talking to her tomorrow in the middle of a fight against sayaka versus right now when no one is around to be hurt
herf derf what is smart option

>>30891528
[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.

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>>30891683

Of course there's a risk, but there's no reason to blow a gasket. Calm down, sir!

>>30891651
So you're letting your impatience potentially fuck us over, when we already have things scheduled for the next day.
Why?

>>30891683
I think its because of Yuu.

Everyone likes her and Kirika insulted her and acted like a bitch, so now people are rushing in to be the white knight for Yuu, no matter how irrational it is to do it now.

>>30891528
>[]Talk to the Three Stooges.

Gotta patch things up with braids. Also need to find out what that green hair warning was about.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

>>30891700
I'm perfectly calm.

The capslock is just for attention-grabbiness.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

all this butthurt. its amazing.

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to Kirika.

>>30891528

>[X]Talk to Kirika.

>>30891692
>Tomorrow everything is planned and supervised
>Today we are alone here
>Smart option

Cant tell if troll or literally retarded.

>>30891528
[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891692
>Talking to her while others know we might be possessed and the best Eversor is on hand for backup
>Or talking to her while noone knows what we're doing and hasn't prepared for the chance that we might go on a murderous rampage
Never go full retard.

>>30891528

[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.

Round Shield Conference

>>30891528
>[x]Talk to the Three Stooges.

>>30891732
>>30891737
Chiaki isn't gonna get hurt, what the hell are you thinking? She's had the procedure, he's shielded of mindfuckery for the most part. But her friends in close reach, oh yeah, Kirika would have a field day with that, trust me.

[x] Talk to the three stooges

>>30891756
Yeah, but...oh, wait.

Risa had little to no problem possessing us to fuck with Sayaka, didn't she?

>>30891764
we had to agree to it.

I find amusing how people are panicking when it's already been made clear that the weapons can no longer drive us crazy or possess our bodies without consent.

>>30891764
Exactly, which is why it's better to keep that stuff to the broom closet like right now.

>>30891764

We did give her the go-ahead. But I still wouldn't risk it. Too much we don't know about how it works.

>>30891768
I'd bet money that Risa only did that to be polite. Especially after her comment about how she's not supposed to do it too often or we'll build up a resistance to it.

>>30891528
>[]Talk to the Three Stooges
We need to follow up with braids about the green hair thing.

Also, what the fuck with the telekinesis, motherfuckers.

But mainly the green hair

>>30891791

I believe it was a mild bit of FoFA.

The last time we had something like that was with Yuu.

We basically FoFA'd against Sayaka.

>>30891770
Actually, the procedure made us highly resistant, but it did not instantly confer total immunity.

During the previous Sayaka training duel for instance, Chiaki actually texted a warning to Sayaka that he was going to mess with Muramasa before touching the blade.

Kirika is still dangerous, even with the procedure, because unlike the other spirits, she truly hates us right now.

>>30891764

There's also that offhanded comment that Risa made about corruption resistance, and Pinky not wanting us to build it up. This may mean that a weapon could flood Chiaki with enough corruption to overwhelm her, even with the Siberia procedure. We got lucky that Yuu likes us and that Risa isn't an asshole, but this corruption overwhelming scenario could be a real possibility with Golden Wep spirits that hate is and want to destroy all that we hold dear.

>>30891528
>[]Talk to the Three Stooges.
if we're talking to Kirika tomorrow then no need to do it today.

>>30891819
Since it looks like talking with Kirika won, I guess we'll see if she'll be able to take control of our body, and we'll see who gets hurt/killed.

>>30891857
Thankfully we are alone in the room. That atleats minimizes the danger.

Still a bit disappointed that we still did not get the answer to the green hair question. We are talking to Kirika now, and tomorrow we are dueling with Kirika.

Hopefully Deculture will give us a moment to talk to stooges before we fight Sayaka using Kirika.

>>30891891

Why did I imagine this as Chiaki using Kirika, the person, as a club?

>>30891857
I hope that at least we seal ourselves before doing that incredibly stupid thing we're about to do.

>>30891891

She could stab our soul gem. Doubt Decu would let that happen though. So, she could cut off our head.

>>30891908
Well, Mami is in the building, she could always help with that.

>>30891904

I'm gonna beat a bitch with ANOTHER bitch

>>30891905
Well, we've established a procedure for texting Sayaka before doing something dumb like touching Kirika, so hopefully that'll stand.

>>30891904
>>30891927
DRAWFAGS

>>30891932
>herd kirika talking shit
>gonna kick her ass brb

>>30891768
The first time Risa did it I believe she did it without asking, when she goaded Sayaka into a fight.

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>>30891553 >>30891561 >>30891567 >>30891575

You walk over to the rack that bears the XX Golden Weapon, Muramasa, and all but rip the sword off of its customized frame. Meeting Yuu had improved your mood some, but finding out that Kirika's up to her old tricks still has soured it. Bringing you back into the black, brooding mood you'd been nursing after Risa harshed your mellow earlier.

You hold the blade by its sheath and give it a rattle. Bitch has got a lot to answer for, and you're going to get a few out of her now.

You close your eyes, grit your teeth, and get ready to meet the biggest bitch of the Ninth.

Next to Sayaka, anyway.

You open your eyes the moment the scent of blood and fire hits your nostrils, and you find yourself on top of the burning, bloodied helicopter pad of Mitakihara Tower One.

Fittingly enough, it's the place where you retired Kirika. Frozen in time, moments after the act itself.

And sitting on the helipad floor is none other than the former Rank Leader of the Ninth. In her black costume, the one trimmed with white silk ruffles and the rakish eyepatch on over her right eye.

"...What the fuck are you doing here, Murderface?" She says as she lifts her face to look at you - revealing a completely-black eye with a bright purple pupil. And she doesn't growl this - Kirika Kure had never really growled, or snarled, as far as you can remember. She drawled, with a silky smooth voice that wouldn't be out of place coming from a seductress.

"Get the fuck out of here. I didn't invite you in. Learn some fucking manners for once."

How do you respond?

>>30892021
"Get fucked"

>>30892021
Call her a queen bitch for one

>>30892021
"That's funny coming from you."

"Fuck with Yuu again and I'm not gonna consider saving Oriko from Ahriman."

Then leave. Let her stew on that until the duel.

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>>30892021
[x] YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH MY IMOUTO

>>30892021
[X] "The Hat says 'fuck you'"

>>30892021
"Don't need one when I hear my one of my weapons is bullying another."

>>30892021
"Don't tease Yuu."

Short and simple. Maybe ask her about the Prophet, but I think we came in here to keep the peace rather than to do a full interrogation.

>>30892021
"Just thought I would inform you of what has happened to Oriko, but I guess you no longer care about her wellbeing then I might aswell leave..."

>>30892021
"Heard you talking shit behind my back."

>>30892060
+1

We need to shake her the fuck up.

>>30892021

[X] I have something important to talk you about. About Oriko.

Focus, guys. Focus!

>>30892021

"Really? I don't think you'd ever invite me to come in so unless you want to stay in storage all the time, this was going to happen one way or the other."

Walk up to her and sit down on the helipad.

"We need to talk. Talk about your friend."

>>30892021
[x]Still here? Oh, good. I heard golden weapons who don't perform get trashed.

[x]Leave

>>30892021
"Sowing discord among my arsenal is not appreciated. Perhaps you don't care what happens to Mikuni Oriko, then."
Turn to leave.

>>30892073
>>30892076
>>30892084
This.

>>30892084

Focus isn't really in character atm.

>>30892021
[X] I just thought you might like to know your girlfriend has found one of those golden weapons and is being worn like a condom by the soul inside it
But if you want privacy then sure

>>30892044
Ugh. I fucking knew it.

That last vote was just you samefagging, wasn't it.

Teach me to leave the house and forget to vote via my mobile when it really matters.

>>30892021
[X] "Do you know what Oriko has been up to lately? I came here to talk."

the staff bitch is fucking with your girl's head.