Hey /tg/, What should we do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.
>>30754093you motherfucker, the song is now stuck in my head
Have him drink the ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.
Make him play the game "Dishonored"Make him play the game "Dishonored"Make him play the game "Dishonored"Early in the morning
>>30754093fucken simple:put him in the scubbers with a hose-pipe on himearly in the morning
Punch him in the gut until he vomitsthen...Put it in a bucket and make him drink it.
>>30754177guess i m lucky to not know the song
Again? I heard rumors that alcoholism was rampant among seafaring men but this is getting ridiculous.
>>30754248>to not know the songWhat kind of uneducated savage doesn't know the song?
>>30754248jesus fucking christ, there is no excuse for not knowing this you landrattehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
>>30754251Hey, years ago when I first came to the internet I didn't know knock knock jokes.
Put him in a longboat 'till he's sober?
>>30754248im honestly perplexed by this.Are you non-native english? thats the only way to get past probably 6 or 7 without hearing the "drunken sailor" at some point.
>>30754289I got this song taught in school and I live in germanythere is NO excuse to not know it
>>30754289Cultural diversity is a bitch.
I've been drunk and I've been seasick. I have never been both at the same time. I don't think I want to be, either.
>>30754296it doesn't add up though. if your sense of balance is wrecked by alcohol you won't get seasick, you scurvy landrat.
Throw him on a table and bang him soberEar-lai in the mor-nin'.
stop bumping this thread
>>30754283PUT 'IM IN A LONGBOAT 'TIL HE'S SOBER
>>30754093Strip him to his skivvies and piss all over it!
>>30754454EARLY IN THE MOOOORNING
Irish Rover Is A Good One too
>>30754443Am I on the USS Sodomy?I hope I am.
>>30754514Well, normally, that punishment is reserved for drunken BARMAIDS, but I suppose it could apply to sailors, too.
>>30754093Strip 'im to his skivvies and piss all over!
>>30754472>>30754237>early>not er-laiLiterally worse than hitler
>>30754093KEEL HAUL AND UP SHE RISESKEEL HAUL AND UP SHE RISESKEEL HAUL AND UP SHE RISESEARL-I IN THE MORNAN
>>30754550>The word "early" is often pronounced as "earl-aye" in modern performances. Publications in the 19th and early 20th century, however, did not note this was the case. Neither the field recordings of Richard Maitland by Alan Lomax (1939) nor those of several veteran sailors in Britain by James Madison Carpenter in the 1920s use this pronunciation. Yet on his popular recording of 1956, Burl Ives pronounced "earl-eye." Subsequently, Stan Hugill, whose influential Shanties from the Seven Seas was published in 1961, stated in that work that the word was "always" pronounced "earl-aye," but his statement is belied by the considerable body of earlier evidence.it looks like we got us a volunteer for keel hauling, mateys.
>>30754574>Implying not all sailors have a west counties accentOoh argh
>>30754574>bump own thread 10000 timeslooks like someone needs to volunteer to get the fuck off this ship
>>30754532>not sodomizing sailors, cabin boys, and everything in betweenDo you even sail the high seas, chump? That's like...entry-level nautical living right there.
>>30754596why don't you hide the thread and piss off to your quest shits isntead of staying here and spout bullshit? cancer
I made a pirate soundtrack a while back.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnO_IuOT9ks&list=PLNhKS3BBA8qrabx_JSAj0z3vMhgk2PHDz&feature=mh_lolz
>>30754687i like it.
>>30754514No this is the USS Felatio. The Sodomy is that big one off the starboard bow.
>>30754289There is literally no country on this planet where you will not hear this song or be taught it in school.
>>30754870pretty sure best korea doesn't teach it.
Make him kiss the gunner's daughter?
>>30754870Pretty much any non-western country and some western ones? So give or take most of the world?
>>30754881Have you heard what Best Korea does with their youths?It's all accordion, all the time. I'd be surprised if they DIDN'T know half a dozen sea shanties.
>>30754972What do we do with a filthy savageWhat do we do with a filthy savageWhat do we do with a filthy savageBetraying Best Korea?Put 'em in a pit with Kim Jong's dogsPut 'em in a pit with Kim Jong's dogsPut 'em in a pit with Kim Jong's dogsHere in Best Korea
We take his skull as a sacrifice to the Blood God, because he is surely a Slaanesh devotee.Maim! Kill! Burn!
SHAVE HIS BALLS WITH A RUSTY RAZOR
>>30754870It isn't taught in school in the US but its still on TV and shit all the time.
>>30754204nah, that doesnt work, it needs at least 2 more syllables to float otherwise its just dead in the water
>>30755089I only heard it in Baldur's Gate 2.
>>30754514No sir, this be the good ship Venus.
>>30754093What should we do with a drunken failure?Shanghai the bastard to austraila!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZ_xMWqGBo
>>30755042We take his skull as a sacrifice then we get drunk by drinking from his skull up!
>>30754881They teach all of the songs composed by Glorious Leader, why not this one?
We usually whip them with wet shirts.
>>30754204I know a bunch of people who love that game.I can't even focus on it enough to get out of the fucking sewer it bores me so bad.Anybody else feel this way?
>>30755723I played it, it was alright. It felt too short and half empty but I liked the setting.
>>30754093>>30754262>Not posting the superior versionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plXZP9qCI0U
>>30755745This! I loved the idea about the whales, the runes, and that god guy but it ended way to early
>>30754972> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3ucOr guitar.
>>30755914the next 6 games in the series will be better.
>>30756018>next 6 gamesWhat?
>>30754277Were you homeschooled?
>>30754093Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
>>30756126Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
>>30756152Shave his belly with a rusty razor
>>30756161Early in the morning!
>>30756169That is one long ass anchor rope they are hauling up if it takes 10 hours to get up and stowed.
>>30755723The gameplay and pacing picks up dramatically after the sewers (i.e., once you get to the first real mission). I felt the same way when I played it for the first time; stick with it and you'll enjoy it.
>>30755914The game does have one of the best settings I've ever seen. The entire thing is perfectly dark and twisted, without crossing over into full grimderp. IF you go low chaos, you get to a point of light amid the filth and darkness, and if you go high chaos, it fits right in with the rest of the brutal world.
>>30755252Nah, Australia does not deserve Rob Ford
>>30754870Fingol here. Never heard it before(expect in dishonored)
Rip his Black Lotus clean in two
Shave his chest with a rusty razor.
>>30754093tfw when wrote a song for Carnavalusing drunken sailor with changed lyrics and we didn't get to sing it.
/tg/ Sings Sea Shanties in 5...4...3...
>>30754289I'm french and even I had to learned this fucken song when I was 11.
>>30759951Norwegian here, we learnt it as well.
>>30754574Tim Curry says Earl Ai in The Muppet's Treasure Island.Your argument is invalid
>>30759924oh my god yes, lets do it
>>30761440What shall we do with the cowardly guardsman?
>>30761466What shall we do with the cowardly guardsman?
Shoot him in the heart with a loaded pistol,Shoot him in the heart with a loaded pistol, Shoot him in the heart with a loaded pistol, early in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie, after playing Black Flag, I immediately went looking for a torrent of the shanties. Super satisfied with most of them.
>>30761553Glory praise to TerraGlory praise to TerraGlory praise to Terra, early in the campaign
>>30761496Send him off to a penal legionSend him off to a penal legionSend him off to a penal legion, earlai in the morning
Wield the hammer of retribution,Wield the hammer of retribution,Wield the hammer of retribution,Earlai in the morning!
Send him to his death on a pointless mission, Send him to his death on a pointless mission,Send him to his death on a pointless mission, earlai in the morninggoddamnit it's stuck in my head and it won't go.
>>30761466Feed 'im to a Catachan DevilFeed 'im to a Catachan DevilFeed 'im to a Catachan Devil, earlai in the mornin'Weigh hey, the Basilisk firesWeigh hey, the Basilisk firesWeigh hey, the Basilisk fires, earlai in the mornin'
what should we do with the drunken fa/tg/uy?
>>30762042Have him run a game of FATALHave him run a game of FATALHave him run a game of FATAL, earlai in the mornin'
>>30762063A monster girl? Up 'e rises,A monster girl? Up 'e rises,A monster girl? Up 'e rises, erlai in the mornin'
>>30762042Force him to use no coaster,Force him to use no coaster,Force him to use no coaster,Ar-lai in the mornin'!!!
>>30754788My sides are in the Bermuda Triangle
>>30762800>My sides are in the Bermuda Triangle>Not Me sides aarrrr in the Bermuda Triangle
>>30761899Give 'im five hunnerd years atomic cleansingGive 'im five hunnerd years atomic cleansingGive 'im five hunnerd years atomic cleansing, earlai in the mornin'Weigh hey, another nuke droppin'Weigh hey, another nuke droppin'Weigh hey, another nuke droppin', earlai in the mornin'
>>30761309All that matters.
>>30761466Give him a command position, if you use our regiment as a frame of reference.
>>30762565make the Whizzard GM his game night,make the Whizzard GM his game night,make the Whizzard GM his game night, earlai in the mornin'
>>30763004*BLAM*They're onto us.
the sad part about this thread isn't that most amerifats ITT don't know the song. sure, it's a shame, but times change and one day "early 2nd millennium" music will probably be a thing, and you'll have "classically trained" musicians familiar with such classics as lady gaga who has sold more than the beatles. because really, what makes culture more than money, especially in music? the beatles are shit too but that doesn't keep plebs who want to seem old school from liking themno, the real tragedy is that it reminds me of my youth when we knew the pledge of allegiance, and that most people under 30 don't understand the significance of it and just yell LOL PATRIOTISM IS JUST STUPID NATIONALISM, HAVING PRIDE JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN SOMEWHERE GET A LOAD OF THIS GUYevery time I hear this I think to myself, "it's okay, one day the sun will go super nova and end it all"consider the following list:>drunken sailor>the pledge of allegiance>what an actual pledge of allegiance is>the modern military defense of the united states>judeo christian traditionI mean really, if you are reading this in the USA and aren't familiar with all of these, just please get the fuck out of this country now
>>30754870I'm American and I never heard it noticably until Dishonored.
>>30755723If you play it doing a run without using powers and without getting seen or killing anyone, it's a better Thief 4 than nuThief.
>>30763706I wonder if it's only us in coastal America who learn it. I grew up in a port town.
>>30763706I heard it, and I grew up in New Mexico.
>>30755815That is unwarrantedly funny.
>>30763745I'm in middle Canada and I know it.
>>30763706Californian here, my whole generation in this area's heard it. I'm surprised anyone hasn't
>>30763745I was in New England for a few years, then I was in the south, so who knows. Granted I wasn't exactly going around making friends with dock workers as a 5 year old.
>>30763523Hey bro, you dropped these.
>>30755723No, it was unexpectedly like Thief for a 2012 game. Sort of undermined by the relative ease of a violent/combat playthrough, but it's not like someone's forcing you to play that way.Also, one of the best vidya-original settings I've seen. The combined God/Satan/Cthulhu/Anonymous deity that is the Outsider is alone worth giving the game a go for. Seriously, that arsehole basically gives people superpowers for the lulz.
>>30764007dear god, just stop.If you're going to insult somebody, at least do so with a line that hasn't been driven into the ground and robbed of all meaning
>>30764023Like I said, doing a no-powers no-killing no-detection run is a better Thief game than the new one.
>>30755815Oh wow I feel stupid for laughing at that.
>>30764093Haven't played the new one yet. Looked fine from a certain internet celebrity's review, but may be too linear - he did complain about that, but couldn't really show it.Guess I'll wait for it to go on sale.Back to Dishonored, did the low chaos ending seem much less interesting and fitting to the rest of the game than the high chaos one?
>>30764220The new game is alright. It's something I'd have enjoyed more if I'd never played the original games and had nothing to compare it to. And even then there's some annoying "cinematic" railroading at a few points, with Garrett getting caught and having to run even though I went through the whole area undetected. But I did enjoy it. I'd suggest playing on Master with some of the custom options turned on though.It's a sequel to Deadly Shadows, not to TDP/TMA.
>>30764307Hold on a second, there's a new Thief game?
>>30764365Yeah, but it's a reboot.
So who else has been listening to sea shanties all day because of this thread?
>>30763523Nerd, your list is shit. You rate drunken sailor as relevant to a patriotic American, but make no mention of the Battle Hymn of the Republic?Go back to Russia, son.
>>30763523My best man, you seem to be lost.This is a fun thread, not one where you can cry about "youth nowdays", muh USA and other assorted misplaced nostalgia. Don't want to hurt your feelings, but this belongs in /pol/.
>>30761604Shanties are fucking cool, m8e
Oh, the year was M138HOW I WISH WAS ON TERRA NOWWhen a Letter of Trade came from the ThroneTo the scummiest vessel that's ever flown.Warp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.Now the Emperor's Navy cried the voxHow I wish Was on Terra nowFor ten thousand brave men, all spacers whowould make quite well the GOLDENHIND'S crew.Warp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.Now the GOLDENHIND was a sickening sightHow I wish I was on Terra nowHer Gellar Field was rent to ragsand the Mechanicus priest had the shakes and the jagsWarp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.On Emperor's Day we sailed awayHow I wish I was on Terra nowWe were 90 light-years from Montego Starand losing our crew's minds all the wayWarp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.In the twentieth year we sailed againHow I wish I was on Terra nowWhen a frakkin great Craftworld hove in sightWith our cracked plasma cannons we made to fightWarp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.Then at length we stood two AU awayHow I wish I was on Terra nowOur plasma guns made an awful dinBut one broadside done stove us inCont'd
>>30767289well this is interesting
Warp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.The GOLDENHIND groaned and pitched on her sideThe battle steel smashed like a bowl of eggsand the hull breach took off both my legsWarp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer. Aye, Warp damn them all, I was told That I'd cruise the stars for Dark Eldar gold!We'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Mechanicus pierthe Last Imperial Privateer.
>>30765097Guilty as charged, captain. I can't get the damn song out of my head.
>>30754443Way, hey and up she rises!Way, hey and up she rises!Way, hey and up she rises, er-lie in the mor-nin~
>>30754486That song throws me into a frothing rage any time I hear it.
This is a wonderful thread. My friend and I were singing this at work tonight and couldn't remember many verses, so this is fantastic.>>30763809Hey, me too! Whereabouts are you?
>>30755723I was extremely disappointed. It's clear from the design and some of the interviews that they originally intended it to have Thief's stealth mechanics (and for spells to cost health instead of mana), and that combined with some of the beautiful levels would have made up for the shitty story.Instead we got crappy "shadows provide no concealment, leaning is a magical cloak" + teleporting stealth. That combined with the shitty story meant really the only redeeming quality was the art direction, and even then it wasn't consistently good.Particularly disappointing because Arkane's previous game, Dark Messiah, actually did have excellent Thief-like stealth, so it's clear they knew how to do it properly.
>>30754093Well, Yog-Soggoth is doing a recruitment drive...
I prefer this following version, sung to the "drunken sailor" tune, line repetition for each verse suppressed for brevity:>What shall you do when you leave the army?>Run like hell to the nearest boozer>What shall you do when you get to the boozer?>Drink like hell til the boozer closes.>What shall you do when the boozer closes?>Run like hell to the nearest whorehouse.>What shall you do when you get to the whorehouse?Ooray, UP she rises.>What shall you do nine months later?>Run like hell to the nearest armyI like old songs like this, I sing them with my reenactment group while drinking heavily into the night. As well as the classics "Johnny I hardly knew yer" and "Mrs McGrath" amongst others we also can't help but sing "On Ilkley Moor bar t'at" but that's because were mostly from Yorkshire.>Then t'worms'll come and et thee up, et thee up. On Ilkley moor bar t'at.When written down, its like I'm speaking one of those faux-alien language with all the apostrophe's.
Check out this bastards gentlemen. Not exactly /tg/ related, but its shanties, so here you go.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ7bkGw7dM8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ci-a2tbEdc
>>30767468OP here,I love you good sir
>>30767289>>30767468>Eldar = yanksThis is beautiful, Anon
/tg/ sure loves bursting into song don't they? I'm sure at least 75% love musicals too...We're all homosexual is what I'm trying to imply
>>30776338You new here?/tg/ - totally gay.
>>30776350I'm not new here, just making sure boipussy is on the menu tonight
>>30776372You know, there IS a difference between a homosexual and a faggot.Don't be a faggot.
>>30776338Bards get all the bitches.
>>30776415Violate his virgin boipussViolate his virgin boipuss Violate his virgin boipussEar-lai in the morning
>>30776471Way gay and up he rises,Way gay and up he rises,Way gay and up he rises, Earlai in the mornin'
>>30776555Smash his wood with an oarSmash his wood with an oarSmash his wood with an oar!Early in the morning!
>>30775938Well we Americans do have a rather unhealthy obsession with pleasure But that was not intentional.
>>30774818Not a problem! I've got a billion more.I do 'em as warm ups for my A cappella choir
>>30759924>>30761440Horus: Lorgar, Brother, what madness is this?Lorgar: Madness? Oh Horus lad... if that's what you're thinking, you'd be dead wrong.When I was in my campaign, after my humiliation, the chaos gods said "boy, you should deserve some reparationWhile you could be a slave, lacking your free will,My boy why not just go and main, burn, kill?"Hey ho ho, you'll cruise through foreign lands,And you'll keep your soul and body free by killing out of hand.True heresy and freedom are what we can't live without, and when you're a professional traitor,That's what the job's about!"Upstage lads, this is one of the only bits of lore I'm actually relevant in"Now take old Leman Russ, The thousand sons despise him,But to the wolves he's a hero and they idolize him.It's how you look at psychopaths that makes them bad or good, and I see us as members of a ruinous brotherhood!Hey ho ho, we're all pious men,and if the Emperor spurns us, we'll all just worship them.On occasion there may be someone you have to sacrifice, but when you're a professional traitor,Eliphas: You don't have to keep it nice!...what?
>>30782216Erebus: I could have been a Chaplain, I take my faith to heart.Kor Phaeron: I could have been a techpirest but I really don't look the part.Eliphas: I could have been in Government, because I always seem to bounce back.Ingethel: and me, I could have been wearing the Flak.Some say that traitors corrupt, and should be feared and hated,I say we're victims of good morals, it's all exaggerated.Though we'd probably stab you in the back, as well as lie and cheat,We're still about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!Tell the truth, Brother. Do you really think Our father will share the galaxy with the likes of us?Can't hear you, no?And we being the rightful owners, who shed our blood conquering it!Join us, worship the dark powers and get your rightful share!Hey ho ho, it's all for one for all,and we'll let the galaxy burn with you while we watch our father fall.We're righteous servants of the gods and that's what we're proud to be,and when you're a professional traitor...You'll be honest feard and free!The soul of heresy!You'll be disloyal yet fair, you'll rip and tear but most importantly,When you're a professional traitor...You're always in the best of company!
>>30778180>Dark Americans>Eagleworld Americans>Exodite Americans (hillbillies? Mormons?)I could dig it
>>30782251>>30782216Have a twinkie, friend
>>30778180Do you know what the original shanty's called? I sorta wanna hear it now.
What's a good place to upload an mp3 so you can guys can have it? Vocaroo would make it sound like shit, and I'm not sure Soundcloud would allow for it for copyright reasons.
>>30755723It's... meh. Honestly, I played it because it was made by the guys who made Dark Messiah and Arx Fatalis, which were amazing. Also, check out the DLC campaigns, they're much better stealth-wise, and the protag in them is actually likeable.
>>30783397>>30782251>>30782216L-look what I made guyshttp://www.mediafire.com/listen/jervc4ezvmww907/A_Professional_Traitor.wav
>>30756018>Arkane>Making a sequel>Ever
>>3078350710/10Awesomely done, man.
>>30783507As the guy who wrote it, you're fucking awesome and you should feel awesome.
>>30783507brety gud made me sing along
>>30754788You've erased my sides from history, doc
>>30783507>>30782251>>30782216My screen fu could use some work, but here we go.
>>30762976Put him in the 13th penal legionPut him in the 13th penal legionPut him in the 13th penal legionEarlai in the morningWeigh hey, before he diesWeigh hey, before he diesWeigh hey, before he dies earlai in the morning
>>30783507This is probably the best thing on /tg/ right nowEscpecially liked Kor Phaeron. 10/10, well done
As a sailor, you guys made my night. Threads like these are what keeps me coming back to /tg/.It really goes like this in the US Navy:Send him to the med bay till he's soberSend him to the med bay till he's soberSend him to the med bay till he's soberErl-eye in the morning.
OP again, did not expect such a response.Shoulda known /tg/ would have a lot to do with a drunken sailor.Anyways, best board easily.
>>30754093That depends. What time is it?
>>30763706I hear it being sung (sometimes with musical accompaniment) at least twice a week. Then again, I live in South Boston, my last name is MacLellan, and I live near family...
>>30754093They drop most of them off in San Diego now-a-days.
>>30788800Drop 'em off in San Diego,Drop 'em off in San Diego,Drop 'em off in San Diego, earl-aye in the mornin'
>>30787258>>30787516its actually right side up when viewed
>>30789119Yeah, that's how it actually is to the people carrying said Drunken Sailor.
>>30755089>It isn't taught in school in the USPretty sure it is. That's where I learned it.Elementary school.
>>30789971I learned it from Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island