>>30714123
>[ ] Listen in.

>>30714123
>>[ ] Listen in.

>[ ] Listen in.

>[ ] This is pointless. Return to your primary objective.

>>30714123
>>[ ] This is pointless. Return to your primary objective.
If we were JJ, it would be one thing. But we're Laura right now. She has a little more in the way of focus.
And, you know, competence.

>>30714123
>>[ ] This is pointless. Return to your primary objective.
We don't have time for this.

>>30714123
>>[ ] This is pointless. Return to your primary objective.

We don't really know who this guy is, and we've got a nice job to go back to.

Awww yeah

Time for some hobo simulator 2014: superpowers edition

>>30714221
yeah i dunno what HMQ54's hivemind was thinking.

>>30714123
>[ ] Listen in.

>>30714228
>We don't have time for this.

Then Victoria might be killed. He could be setting a hit on JJ & Victoria.

>>30714123
>[ ] Listen in.

>>30714123
>Listen in

>>30714250
You're confusing JJ with Uncle Ben, anon.

That would be an extraordinarily contrived coincidence.

He also doesn't even 'do' girls for some chivalrous reason.

>[x] This is pointless. We should return to your primary objective.
>[x]Listen in.
Hopefully heroism is the only thing X23 caught from JJ.

>>30714289

Either way, the mousy fuck sounded more like he was getting his friend killed by fucking with Barracuda.

This is talking about legitimate death.

>>30714123
>It’s been a week since the explosion at the old derelicts to the East.
Was this the trap when we went to save the reporter?

>>30714250
We have no reason to think that OOC and certainly none IC.

>>30714317
>This is talking about legitimate death.
Not sure what your point is. It's something that has no apparent connection at all to our objectives, while the ratty guy has at least a tenuous connection.

And the mystery of the secret ingredient to Jack.

>[X] Listen in.

You duck into a nearby alley and listen in, letting your keen ears serve in place of your eyes.

“…I heard the job was for two?” Unfamiliar voice. It’s the man in the car. He speaks with a deep, drawn-out baritone, his voice crackling with a lifetime of heavy smoking.

“Yeah, kinda.” Sunglasses man. He’s the same – voice like gravel. “The guy’s some low level enforcer, thought he could skip town with the Owl’s”– a chortle elbows into the sentence –“sorry, I mean, the Owl? Really? Anyhow, he’s stolen a bunch of money from his employer and the guy ain’t happy. Girlfriend was in on it too, but I made our position on that pretty clear.”

“So we walk in, cap the guy, walk out? Simple as?”

“Pretty much.”

The second man snorts derisively.

“…This ain’t exactly gonna be our big score, is it?”

>[ ] Hit confirmed. Continue tailing.
>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.

>>30714426
>>Disregard.

None of this is relevant.

>>30714123
>>[ ] Listen in.

>>30714426
>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.

Eh, yeah, this is kinda bullshit.

>>30714426
>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.

>>30714426
>>[ ] Hit confirmed. Continue tailing.

>>30714426
>>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.

shank and go

>>30714426
>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.
Mind if i ask what the emergency was Crusty?

>>30714426
Time for the Cuda
>Disregard

>>30714426
>>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.
...well, that was a waste of time. Back to more important matters.

>>30714352
No it was JJ blowing up in the abandoned factory.
You know where joe pesci was all like ASSUMINGH DIRECT CONTROL

Is anyone else happy that sonic scream has so many positive Mutations.

well we've probably lost he ratty guy by now.

awesome.

>>30714426
>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.

Good, we wasted time listening in on something not relevant.

At least we listened to make sure it wasn't relevant

>>30714522
>awesome.

You're welcome! :D

>>30714526
>Good, we wasted time listening in on something not relevant.

You too, Anon!

>>30714522
>implying any of those asshats knew JJ and or his whereabouts

>>30714426
>>[ ] The target is no innocent. Disregard.
I say let'em crash.

>>30714522
Laura nose stronk!

>>30714426
>[x] The target is no innocent. Disregard.
Even by following the 'What would JJ do?' logic, I'm not sure he would try to save this guy. Sounds to me like he had it coming

>>30714551
...That isn't what anyone implied. Not even Laura's internal narration.

Anon are you drunk

So wait, is this the same Laura that we rescued from the facility and then exploded via Typhoon?

>>30714538
Stop being a faglord

>>30714521
No.

>>30714597
Why exactly?

>>30714588
As opposed to...........

>>30714588
>then we exploded

>>30714612
because its not Draconic breath, which also has good mutations

>>30714426
If were gonna shank him, might as well do it here and now, no point in tailing. Two less killers in the city.

>>30714588
Nope separate universe. JJ's story was open ended, and this is a brand new X-23

>>30714588
No, it's a clone of her sent from the future to kill the original

>>30714584
your bitching about missing the ratty guy implies you feel he knew something.

I'm certain he did not

>>30714564
You'd hope so.

I don't think we have to roll any dice here in the Laura intermission at least.

>>30714639
not as good as sonic scream anon.i was never a fan of the dragon theme people.

>>30714588

No, this is just a transvestite having an existential identity crisis after taking a lot of drugs.

>>30714660
>I'm certain he did not

I thought he just said "That's some dangerous shit to mess with, man. Barracuda might be there. But if you wanna be a dumb faggot, go for it."

Click

"Moron."

>>30714665
Oh be quiet.
There not exactly fond of you either.

We take Sonic scream and wings1 so we can be batman, duh.

>>30714564
It must suck for her, living with smelly homeless people and all.

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>>30714665
>there are people that don't want Optic force blasts, that can change direction up to 2 times and can also be used to pull stuff towards JJ.

>>30714665
>Not as good as sonic scream
Well thats your opinion which you are entitled t-
>Was never a fan of the dragon theme
Fuck you

>>30714660
No it doesn't. It doesn't imply that at all.

He's more a potential lead on the nature of Jack and Creeper, who for long term survival it would be best to eliminate as a threat. Which means gathering any info possible.

There's no option to make progress on the short term goal of finding JJ, but there is a faint hope of progress in the long term goal there.

>>30714690
and Barracuda has jack shit to do with the facility and or eugenics bro.

if Barra had found JJ, he'd have just killed him

>>30714613
I don't know, it just feels odd to me that we would play as Laura and not be privy to what happened on their end of the situation after we exploded, either due to the fact she doesn't know or hasn't reflected on it, if the latter it's just me being dissatisfied without that knowledge while also bringing up the questions of where the original Laura is and why Kimura cares so much about this clone, unless she's a clone too. There's too many clones.

...and the power choice arguments are starting already. Wonderful.
Seriously, guys, can we table this until we have the relevant character back under our control? Let alone an X-point to buy power with?

>>30714588
Typhon. Not Typhoon. One's the father of all monsters, the other's a soggy windstorm.

>>30714707
Noted problem with those is that it requires you to concentrate on them, and its just two beams. Great 1 v 1 or 1 v 2. Falls apart at, you know, a mirror, or any other invisible user, and vs groups. Sonic and flame are better even if they arnt as powerful.

>>30714767
Prepare your anus
Draconic breath master race

>>30714746
B-But we're gangster bros

>>30714426
>The target is no innocent. Disregard.

>>30714749
>it just feels odd to me that we would play as Laura and not be privy to what happened
Did it feel odd to you to play as JJ for ages and not know his backstory too

Isn't this that thing called... in medias res, or something.

If you don't expect storytelling to blueball you on information I don't know what stories you've been reading.

>>30714745
a lot of Creeper's competition smell Creeper's blood in the water. I have a feeling we don't need to be very proactive in destroying Creeper's little drug ring with so many crooks willing to do the job for us.

>>30714749
She has the white jacket and shit

This is the original laura

>>30714820
No this is evil regen clone laura

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>[X] The target is no innocent. Disregard.

“Alright, let’s just get this done. Everything goes as it should an’ I can be home in time for”–

None of this is relevant. A small, strange part of you felt compelled to follow, the impending shadow of death casting light over the thousands of bloody kills filed away in your memory, but the target here is no innocent and you have no quarrel with these men. You wait for the car to pull away into the night before emerging, reassessing your plans for the night.

The night turns slowly overhead. You think.

It wouldn’t be difficult to catch the tail end of the man from the club. He left by the front door, his scent will be hanging there for a short while. But is this something you want to do alone? Not long ago, it would be unthinkable that Laura Kinney would have the option of calling in backup – or even considering it, for that matter – but things seem to have changed, both in the world outside, and in that indistinct, uncomfortable place you find waiting for you in the dark behind your eyes.

>[ ] Call Victoria.
>[ ] Call ‘home’.
>[ ] Call Peter.
>[ ] Call the Hellions.
>[ ] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.

Optic force blasts are clearly the superior choice, especially with Geointuitive vision. Anyways JJ is still has his fire phobia, it'd be 50 threads before we'd even be able to use our dragon breath without rolling against high DC's.

However I can be convinced to support sonic cream as a second best option, no eye-lasers though, that's cyclops thing.

>>30714814
I can't believe we ruined a strong crime lord.
>Local Lizard Hobo destroys criminal drug ring by saving people and being invisible.

>>30714840

You're a self-admitted moron.

Stop talking.

>>30714814
Making his business unprofitable isn't enough to save JJ's bacon.

Creeper's rivals won't necessarily kill him in a short enough timetable to save our husbando.

>>30714848
>[ ] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.

don't go around getting people's hopes up

>>30714862
Sorry you dont understand what a joke is

>>30714848
>Call Peter.

He seems like he genuinely wants to help and is capable.

>>30714848

Can we call someone and tell them about the hit?

>>30714811
I guess you're right.

>>30714848
>[ ] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.
But if we have to
>[ ] Call the Hellions.

>>30714864
I'm more interested in finding JJ's bacon atm

>>30714848
>>>[ ] Call Victoria.

>>30714848
>[ ] Call Peter.

CONFRONT HIM ABOUT BEING BATWOMAN

LAURA HAVE NO FEAR

>>30714848
>[ ] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.
we can always call after

>>30714879
Your joke was obvious, but they were talking on more general principle.

>>30714921
There was no need to be Rude about it still.

>>30714820
No it's a doomed time-paradox duplicate

>>30714880
>bringing innocent white picket fence living straight arrow boy to brutally interrogate a member of the criminal underworld
As great as corrupting him would be, this seems like it would not work.

>>30714848
>[x] Call the Hellions
Tell them to stand by. We might have something for them tonight.

>>30714749
There's very little Laura knows that hasn't been mentioned. As far as she knows, JJ exploded, or emitted some manner of explosion.

When she finished reassembling her bones, much of the building was a rubble-strewn crater, and there was no sign of JJ or Typhon amidst the wreckage.

>>30714490
I don't mind you asking, but it's not something I can talk freely about. As in, legally, I can't.

>>30714848
>>[ ] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.
If it pans out
>>[ ] Call ‘home’.

>>30714914
Wouldn't we all. But that's not an option at the moment.

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I think we all know who really pulls the strings around here.

Kite-man.

>>30714942
Thank you for clarifying.

>>30714942
>I don't mind you asking, but it's not something I can talk freely about. As in, legally, I can't.
You a doctor or a lawyer?

>>30714896
>>>30714848
>>[ ] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.
>But if we have to
>>[ ] Call the Hellions.

YEAH!

>>30714962
>Kite-man.

Fighter of the Storm-Man, Kite-Man!

>>30714962
No one expects The Wall!

>>30714936
I thought we were just following the guy, if we're going to interrogate then it is indeed a bad idea.

>>30714979
I was so sad we missed the window of opportunity to see the Hellions last thread.

We're basically keeping their competitors out of the territory for them right? Nobody barges in on our dealer friends' new market.

>call hellions

Ahhh!

>>30714848
good, I don't wanna run into Bueno Excellente.

I don't care to find just how nightmarisly elastic the human rectum is

>>30715007
For now we're following him. We just don't want to eliminate any possibilities of what we might have to do. Maybe we'll have to, maybe we'll get plenty of info other ways just watching him.

>Call Hellions

Humorous events incoming

>>30715038
Am I...missing the joke? Bueno is a DC character

>>30714942
>As in, legally, I can't.
Seriously? Damn.
Just forewarning, my headcanon is now going to assume that your entire family has been recruited by MI6.

>>30715079
so were the guys we were just snooping on apparently

>>30715079
So is Tommy, but he still showed up.

>>30715124
>So is Tommy,

Who?

>>30714942
How sad is Laura that JJ is gone and might be dead?

>>30715152
pictured? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitman_(DC_Comics)

>>30715152
Wiseau

>>30715177

Oh okay.

>[X] Don’t call anyone. Confirm that the lead is of worth first.

…Perhaps would be best to confirm a matter of interest before getting anyone’s hopes up. You do not wish to be shouted at by Victoria. Again.

You return to the Tabbycat, sniffing the air for your target’s scent. It doesn’t take long for you to pluck it from the drunken, smoky miasma of the club, your nose cutting easily through the murk. Briefly, you wonder how your companions understand the world without these essential facets, but the thought fades quickly. There are many aspects of the universe you have no knowledge of, after all, and you are capable of surviving without them.

You track the scent for almost an hour, skirting the boundary between Brooklyn and the markedly lesser skyline of Queens. Eventually you find yourself at the entrance to an old, weathered block of apartments, your target’s cologne-sweat shadow leading up toward the third floor.

You make your way up, coming to a shabby, flaking door. You sniff the air quietly, confirming the presence of your mark inside. The fiery warmth of strong liquor hangs in the air like a heavy fog, punctured intermittently by smatterings of week-old garbage.

>[ ] SNIKT. Break in.
>[ ] Scent out the apartment.

>>30715306
>SNIKT. Break in.

>>30715306
>>[ ] Scent out the apartment.
No snikt just yet.

>>30715306
>>[ ] SNIKT. Break in.

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>>30715306
>>[ ] Scent out the apartment.

FOLLOW YOUR NOSE

>>30715306
>>>[ ] Scent out the apartment.

>>30714970
Hah. Neither.

>>30715170
Quite sad. Good clones don't cry, though.

>>30715082
That's far cooler than the reality, so I encourage this wholeheartedly.

>>30715306
>Scent out the apartment.

>>30715306
>[ ] Scent out the apartment.

>>30715343
>Quite sad. Good clones don't cry, though.
Damn man
damn

>>30715306
What the fuck. I want the Hellions in this btich.

>>30715306
Just one guy?
We should call the Hellions, get Julian here. He's some sort of psychic, right? get some mental prodding here. Failing that, break in, overpower him quickly, proceed to torture info out of him.

>>30715343
>Hah. Neither.
Well then you are anonymous here so you can just give us the jist of it.

>>30715306
>>[ ] SNIKT. Break in.
then call Hellion bros

>>30715384
Stop prying. its his business.

>>30715306
>[ ] Scent out the apartment.
Look before you leap

>>30715381
>>30715383
Hold your damn horses

>>30715384
What part of "can't tell you" did you not get? You people are the LAST ones anyone should be confiding in.

>>30715417
he is though, we don't know who he is.

>>30715383

Julian is telekinetic, not telepathic.

>>30715384

Fuck off.

>>30715384
He's this: http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/-80-000-facebook-dana-snay-settlement-confidentiality-agreement-164326139.html

>>30715450
he'd be an anonymous doctor or lawyer too, anon, but that would still stop him.

there are other ways to legally stop you from talking.

>>30715450
He is Prince William

>>30715418
yeah i smell trap. he could have someone really dangerous as a houseguest in a meeting or something.

>>30715501
And suddenly it all makes sense.
The royal family. An emergency. Mutants. Homelessness. Elves. Legal restrictions. Delicious cake. MI6. Anonymity. Laser eye beams. Dragons. And the internet.
I think we can all see who's responsible, can't we? Fetch your rifles, anons, and hold fire until you see the sun gleam off their pointy helmets!
The Kaiser must be stopped.

>>30715306
>>[ ] SNIKT. Break in.
Enough with the waste of time, Look with our eyes!

>[X] Scent out the apartment.

You breathe deeply. The omnipresent rot of the place fills you, stirring the impression of a great, long-dead animal, its innards strung out and turn into corridors, its delicate meshwork of veins converted into piping, the wounds that caused its death serving as windows and doors. You close out the fetid haze of the building and focus on the room in front of you, drinking in its details.

He’s not alone. Another man occupies the apartment, both of them smelling heavily of drink. There’s a firearm, probably a pistol, on the old oak table beside your target. The other man – he’s overweight, and above the age of thirty – has one too.

As you stand and listen to your nose, the sounds of chatter draw near, and a gaggle of skimpily-dressed young girls emerge into the corridor. At first you pay them little heed, but their eyes settle heavily upon you and you hear their pace quicken.

“Hey!” Once of them squawks, her accent distinctly Ukrainian. Her voice is slurred with a streak of mean, catty indignation. “He call you in too?”

>[ ] “No.”
>[ ] “Yes.”
>[ ] “Leave.”

>>30715738
>[ ] “Yes.”
Pre-sex kills are easist kills.

>>30715738
>>[ ] “Yes.”
>

>>30715738
>[ ] “Yes.”
let's see who gets a 3some

>>30715738
>[x] “Yes.”
easy infiltration

>>30715738
>[ ] “Leave.”

>>30715738
yes

>>30715738
>"Yes.”

This is surely a plan that could have no repercussions, none whatsoever.

>>30715738
>[ ] “Yes.”

>>30715738
>[x] “Yes.”

>>30715738
>>[ ] “Yes.”
Catch them with their pants down, literally.

>>30715738
>>[ ] “Yes.”
Despite the alarm bells ringing in the dark corners of my mind, this is the choice that makes most sense IC.

>>30715774
>let's see who gets stabbed repeatedly
FTFY

>>30715738
>[ ] "Hue"

>>30715738
when they open thedoor and look at us say "I am the assistant of doom and your actions have displeased him greatly" SNIKT

>>30715990
I was thinking of dissuading her by citing an incredibly low pay and cursing her mother's wedding name, but I like yours too.

>>30715990
Doomfags pls leave

>>30716060
namefags please leave

>>30716060
Woah warp down there.

>>30714934
>you
>complaining about others being rude
this is kinda like when you call other people stupid

>[X] “Yes.”

The situation doesn’t elude your grasp for long.

“Yes.” You state flatly. While they could present difficulties once inside, attempting to remove these girls would likely cause something of a scene.

One or two of the girls roll their eyes. One of the shorter ones, a skinny young girl of East Asian ethnicity, titters quietly.

“Yah, God.” She rattles something off in Vietnamese, which provokes a small smile from the woman beside her. “We not enough, eh?”

The blonde girl at the front ignores them and knocks at the door, though she does shoot you a rather pointed glare. Inside, one of the men rises from his alcoholic stupor, and soon enough the door swings open. He’s greeted by a chorus of enthused squeals, most of them perfectly deceptive, a grin flopping drunkenly across his fat face. It’s the other man, a balding creature with a drooping gut and an ill-fitting suit.

“Heya, girls!” His voice wobbles this way and that, very much in step with his waistline. “Come, come on, in.”

He beckons eagerly, the girls following him inside. You step in behind them, attempting to mingle into the small crowd.

“Line up, line”– He pauses to belch out a cloud of scotch and Chinese takeout. –“up!”

>[ ] Play along.
>[ ] Go straight for your mark.

>>30716196
>>[ ] Play along.

>>30716196
>[ ] Play along

>>30715990
>/tg/ quest players in charge of not running stupid jokes into the ground

these retarded DOOM jokes weren't funny in the first place but at least weren't annoying before you idiots started trying to force them everywhere

>>30716196
>Play along.

>>30716060
>>30716096
Everyone telling random groups of people to leave, leav- um, I mean, relax and try to be civil.
Yes. That would be nice.

>>30716196
>>[ ] Go straight for your mark.
Ugh. Alarm bells cacophonous.
Nope. Noping hard. Time for snikting.

>>30716196
>Play along.

>>30715990
The whole doom thing is getting old but it might be OK one last time because it's Laura.

>They don't recognize her. Asks who she is.
>She's not all that good at lying.
>She thinks "what would John do?"

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Everybody chill the fuck out, have a fish biscuit, And wait quietly. We're gonna get through this.

This is fighting... it'll tear us apart.

>>30716251
this time it was clearly not a sincere wish to put it into the quest at least though.

it was like a meta joke. a joke about jokes. a bad one.

>>30716196
>[ ] Play along.

>>30716251
I wouldn't say they were never funny but people are trying to force them in situations where it just doesn't make any sense what-so-ever. Not just talking about this instance.

>>30716196
>>[ ] Go straight for your mark.

Rolled 60

>>30716196
>>[ ] Play along.
It's not like they can actually hurt us.

>>30716196
>[ ] Play along.

>>30716196
What the worst thing that could happen?
>[ ] Play along.

>>30716268
Two things. Laura's been trained not to do anything that might get her remembered in these situations and she doesn't find the DOOM jokes funny.

>>30716196
>[x] Go straight for your mark.
I honestly don't see any advantage in playing along. Grab our mark and run, we can interrogate him later. Maybe snikt the other guy on the way there.

>>30716196
no you fools, don't you see the trap, we'll get picked by the other guy!

>[ ] Go straight for your mark.

we need to seduce him. aggressively. to get him alone in his bedroom.

>>30716355
>Laura
>Seduction.

>>30716196
>>[ ] Play along.
why not.

>>30716414
>Laura
>Seduction

>"You, me, bedroom, now."

>>30716414
>>30716447
Wasn't she trained in subterfuge and spy shit by weapon x or whatever organization she and Kimura worked for?

>>30716268
Probably something that will piss off lots of people and then just vanish.

>>30716447
...let's be honest, here. That'd probably work on most.

>>30716484
Well she hasn't shown the skill you suggested in the last 55 threads so I'd say no. She wasn't trained in that.

>>30716268
>What would John do.
She'd imagine JJ smiling at her, then turning invisible and saying "Bye guys!".

This stinks of prostitution.
I do hope you guys aren't planning on making her go all the way.

>>30716484
Training and natural talent are two completely different things. She has been trained in every aspect of spy craft but the only things she had natural talent in was combat and stealth. Social things don't come naturally.

>>30716578
>This stinks of prostitution.

Wow! Really?! I thought it was a really girly ice cream party.

>I do hope you guys aren't planning on making her go all the way.

Like at the most hand around or near his junk so we can threaten to cut it off.

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>>30716578

>>30716578
>This stinks of prostitution.
NO. who told you??

>>30716578
>This stinks of prostitution

But anon, they're just having a tea party

>I do hope you guys aren't planning on making her go all the way.

What do you take us for?
Disgusting perverts?

>[X] Play along.

You play along, casting your eyes around the apartment. It’s dim, a muted, tall lamp providing light for the entire room, but you easily discern the weapon sitting on the table beside your mark. Beretta 92, 950 grams total, 217 millimetres in length and chambering fifteen rounds. Effective range: 160ft. More than enough to cover the entire apartment – and, most likely, the whole building.

The girls line up, wearing broad smiles, and you fall into step beside them. It occurs to you that you’re somewhat ill-clothed for the setting. After the explosion, you traded in your ruined corset for a tank top and a pair of light, roomy jeans. Combined with the battered white jacket and the heavy combat boots, you cut a less than seductive silhouette.

The irrelevant man slumps down on a sofa lying on the other end of the room, rubbing his hands. Your mark seems significantly less inebriated, and sits in relative quiet, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if thinking hard. Whatever his tracks his thoughts were running on, though, they are cut short when his fellow asks him who he wants first.

>[ ] Just wait.
>[ ] Volunteer.

>>30716578
>/tg/ quest players manually NTR'ing their waifu
If this happens, this will go down in quest history

>>30716622
>Like at the most hand around or near his junk so we can threaten to cut it off.
not just kill him and his buddy like the plan was then. why threten him, for what purpous

>>30716648
>>[ ] Volunteer.

>>30716648
>[x] Just wait.
Shy, like it were your first time. I mean, it really is, but like it mattered. Some patrons prefer virgins and fresh meet.

>>30716578
Noooo... We'd never do that.

>>30716648
>Free gun
WANT
>[ ] Volunteer.

>>30716648
>[X] Volunteer

>>30716648
>[ ] Just wait.

Don't seem too eager.

>>30716569
Stop trying to make me sad

>>30715343
>Quite sad. Good clones don't cry, though.
I how we prove this wrong when she finds John

>>30716648
>>[ ] Just wait.
Idiots, please don't draw attention

>>30716648
>[ ] Just wait.

>>30716648
wait

>>30716741
you know there's going to be tears when that happens.

Best bit is John is not going to have a clue.

>>30716648
>[ ] Just wait.

>>30716648
>>[ ] Volunteer.

>>30716648
>[ ]Hurry up and wait.

>>30716648
>>[ ] Just wait.
Whether we get cjhhosen or not, there are advantages so long as we don't draw too much attention to ourselves.

>>30716685
i... can't tell if this post is trolling or not.

But I've seen so many dumb posts from dumb people that join quests late and don't understand anything and can't spell either.

>>30716685
Did you read the last thread?
We're not here to randomly slaughter we're here for >“…dunno, man, it ain’t really my kinda thing.” He pauses, chuckling loudly. “The big guy wants at it, though, so you gotta do somethin’. I was hearing it’s a kinda, I dunno, like a raw material for that mutant crap Creeper pushes…”

>>30716648
>[ ] Just wait.

>>30716648
>Just wait.

Probably pick us because we're interesting, anyways volunteering will draw to much attention

>>30716648
>[ ] Just wait.
We already don't look the part. It's better to try and blend in.

>>30716703
>>30716714
>>30716749
>>30716771
>>30716796
>>30716814
>>30716828
>>30716830

Performance Check
>DC13
>-1 modifier for ill-suited garb

>>30716648
wheres the option to go for the gun and shoot them both, why not just dive at them and ripem a new one, wheres the kill option.

Rolled 20 - 1

>>30716858

Rolled 19

>>30716858
Rolling

Rolled 12

>>30716858
We sexy now

You're not a real superhero until you've come back from the dead at least once.

>>30716868
Well, theres a use for you at times eh?

Rolled 13

>>30716879

Tell that to Spider-Man.

Rolled 7 + 1

>>30716858
Ill suited? What are you gonna walk the streets in? Shits cold yo. I'll give you the baggy jeans though

>>30716868
L-lewd

>>30716868
turbo slut engage. looks like lauras had some experience or is just a born slut

>>30716868
It looks like Luara's slut future is calling to her.

>>30716888
Its seems so after all

>>30716909
well she was a prostitute for some time.

Rolled 9 + 1

>>30716888
Shush, he did good.

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>>30716868

Rolled 9

>>30716929

Not in this universe.

>>30716939
for now, but some one has to feed JJs crack addiction.

>>30716929
Wrong universe, but there could have been a temporal warp or someshit.

>>30716962
And cause it.

>Can seduce a drunk dude
>Must be a sluuuuuut
Please folks, it ain't that hard.

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>>30716962
give it time brah

>>30717006
you must not know about her work in other universes.

>>30716868
This just proves that Laura is good at shit while JJ fucks things up by nature

The dice gods have chosen Laura to be our new permanent MC. They've been trying to get us to change characters since the beginning.

>>30717027
Oh I do, but prostitution doesn't require being a slut either.

Just being desperate.

>>30716868
>20
>crit success

You have undertaken more demanding missions than this. Your attire may break the distinct Santa Elf theme these girls seem to have going, but your audience is dulled by drink, their perspective skewed by the intoxicating immanence of sex. You force yourself to smile and wait for them to make their choices.

Eventually, the flabby one points at the blonde girl beside you, and she saunters over to him. After a moment more of consideration, his ratty, bloodshot eyes darting quickly between the four remaining options, your mark speaks up.

“New girl.” He beckons for you, taking a long swig from the glass held loosely in his other hand.

"You are new, right?"

>[ ] Try to do this quietly.
>[ ] Take his gun, rid the world of his friend.

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>>30716868
this little hottie strolls up to you and says spoiler]"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

>>30717101
>[ ] Take his gun, rid the world of his friend.
FREE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>30717101
>Try to do this quietly.

>>30717079
Dude, she is suuuch a slut! She gargles fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that?

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>>30717101
>>[ ] Take his gun, rid the world of his friend.

annnnndd now feels about right

>>30717101
>[x] Try to do this quietly.
Once we are alone, we'll interrogate him during sex.

>>30717101
>[ ] Take his gun, rid the world of his friend.

What are we even waiting for

>>30717101
>[ ] Take his gun, rid the world of his friend.

Rolled 15

>>30717101
>[ ] Try to do this quietly.

"Yes, I'm new."

>>30717139
whores are paid for their efforts
sluts do it for free

>>30717101
>>[ ] Try to do this quietly.

>>30717101
>>>[ ] Try to do this quietly.

>>30717165

Not during, before.

>>30717131
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>>30717177
...I don't exactly get the point of playing around until this point if we immediately grab the gun and start killing. Also, are we willing to kill the prostitutes?

>>30717101
>[ ] Try to do this quietly.
we are playing as Laura people.

>>30717139
I'm not sure you could get close enough to an elephant to wrap your mouth around their penis without if murdering you.

That said, Laura is very stealthy.

>>30717179
Now sound good.
>Stop. hammertime.

>>30717029
While I'm generally inclined to agree with that viewpoint, I feel strangely compelled to defend JJ's ability to seduce drunken men beyond all reason.
It's a time-honourned hereditary ability, passed down through the ages by all of his elvish brethren.

>>30717101
>>[ ] Try to do this quietly.

>>30717221
Well, they did come here to get shagged.

>>30717221
why do we have to kill the prostitutes?

>>30717101
>try to do this quietly
Bonus points if we can take him out by piercing his heart from the back so he quickly bleeds out into his lungs without making too much of a mess.

>>30717221
I just want the gun

>>30717262
We can get it on the way out.

>>30717221
Because it was an easy way to get in and make a visual check of the room before starting anything, and causing a scene with the hookers could potentially complicate things.

And no, if we supposedly picked up JJ's heroics, then we won't kill them.

>>30717289
I realise this, i just want to also keep our waifu pure

>>30717262
>>30717312

Really not helping your public image here.

>>30717323
>Really not helping your public image here.

Like i care, lol

>>30717221
Bunch of drugged up girls wont be able to identify her anyways.

"This girl that might have been asian or mexican with claws for hands killed them. I was really high at the time."

>>30717218
During has the advantage of his partner ignoring his screams and putting us in a position of power if we ride him. Though that does seem to be heading straight into fetish territory.

What's important is that we interrogate him once we get some privacy.

>>30717312
purely insane, i agree.

>>30717312
>Waifu

Can we stop using this shitty term
she's an autistic murderhobo, not ur waifu

>>30717312
It seems you just want to do several things, which makes me think you are a fool trying to agree with others in order to not seem stupid, or you're a liar.

>>30717341
>>[ ] Try to do this quietly.

>>30717343
>"This girl that might have been asian or mexican

Laura is oddly brown, isn't she? Not complaining, just noticed that.

>>30717348
>and putting us in a position of power if we ride him.

Then let's just straddle him.

>>30717101
>>[ ] Try to do this quietly.

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>>30717348
His partner is very drunk and is about to be very distracted. I think we're fine.

>>30717343
I worry less about the police and more about certain other people who are kinda hunting us and will be more willing to listen to such a story...

>>30717253
because they'll fight back. duh.

we are are a crazy person murdering their customers for no reason.

subduing them will cost us. so best we avoid conflict where they can see entirely.

>>30717348
Agreed

>>30717253
THEY KNOW ToO MUCH, but really covering our track is always a good idea. I'd rather do this quietly because of that, not willing to kill the ho's.

>>30717343
not counting on that, streetwalkers need to be at least somewhat astute to survive.
We're not going to sex him anons, just let him grope a bit, won't get past third base I swear. Maybe just the tip.

>>30717262
>>30717312
Wow this is officially too stupid to be anything but genuine.

>>30717472
It actually isnt
ive been watching videos this whole time

>>30717472

He has admitted to being a moron, yes.

Thread #52 or #53 I believe.

>>30717503
We'll just have to quote that every time he pops up with another idea.

>>30717472
>>30717503
Please, stop. All of you. Just stop.

>>30717356
But the pure essence of /tg/ is autistic murderhobo.

>>30717523
If only they could anon, if only they could.

>>30717518
>We'll just have to quote that every time he pops up with another idea.

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30569417/#p30572974

>>30717472
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>>30717523
I swear to god, I will drive this thread into a ravine and kill us all if you kids don't stop pestering each other.

>>30717539
That's why she's the real MC

>>30717594

Now you're as bad as him.

>[X] Try to do this quietly.

You nod, letting him run with his assumption. It occurs to you that this could present a perfect opportunity to relieve him of his sidearm, but you would rather not be forced to harm any of the girls.

“Yes.”

His face breaks into an eager grin. Your skin prickles uneasily as he takes your hand, heaving himself up off his seat. He mumbles something under his breath, but it’s barely audible even as gibberish, so you just smile and nod. Whatever it was, that seemed to be the right response, as he slouches close to you, directing you toward one of the other rooms.

You try to hide the involuntary twitch of your nose – up close, he smells of packaged meat – and let him take you into a small, unadorned room, identifiable as a bedroom only by the mattress sprawled along one corner.

“You’re, you’re lucky”– He wipes his mouth and set his glass down, shutting the door behind him. –“you got here before my friends turned up.”

You’re being steered towards the bed. His breath is slouching across your shoulder, like a dead animal.

“I’m gentle. I promise.”

>[ ] Play along longer.
>[ ] SNIKT.

>>30717594
We're not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with US!
Now drive us into that ravine and like it!

>>30717644
>[ ] SNIKT.

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>>30717644
>>[ ] SNIKT.
"I won't"

>>30717644
>[ ] Play along longer.

See if we can get into a more advantageous position.

>>30717594
Im just going to stop posting with my name from now on, I really dont get why theyre so rump ravaged over this, its gotten to the point where its effecting the thread.
Only used the damn thing so it would be easier to have conversations
>>30717644
>[ ] SNIKT.
enough of this

>>30717644
>>[ ] Play along longer.

>>30717644
>[ ] SNIKT.

>>30717644
>[ ] SNIKT.

>>30717644
>>[ ] SNIKT.
Time management is key.

>>30717644
>[ ] SNIKT!