Good evening and remain indoors! Tonight on the Quiz Broadcast, we shall play with our two remaining contestants, and the remains of a third. Serves him right for not remaining indoors.The first question is: What is there outside?
>>30669858Uhh, irradiated mess from our neighbors, for $400, Alex.
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>>30669902I'm afraid that is not the right answer, even though we all have our idea of what might lie outside, the correct answer is: classified.You will now be executed for disobeying the regulations (blessed be the regulations).Now let's move on to our second question: How many money is 400$ worth?
>>30670191Correct!Now, question three:According to historians, what was Numberwang?
>>30670211Is it the thing the robot keeps shouting?
>>30670211numberwang it's the best friend of the brave!
>>30670211Was it food?
>>30669858The answer is: "Look into my eyes Alex, look into my eyes."
>>30669909I accidentally thought about The Event. Is this bad?
>>30670264>>30670887>>30670948The correct answer was "What pre-event people called Tesco, which presumably caused Him to be greatly vexed and to unleash the Event ".I remind you that worshipping Tesco under another name is punishable by exposure.Now, round 4:Observe this pre-event official. What was his job?
>>30671132TWENTY THREE POINT SEVEN NINE TWO!
>>30671132Servant of the Demon King Mahlok
>>30671132What was a job?
>>30671263>>30671233>>30671232>>30671227>>30671213>>30671190Sorry, but the answer should be known to all; He had but one job: to prevent Britain from being destroyed, and he screwed up completely.Next is round 5: pop culture.But first, let's take a look at tonight's prize: our team of professional scavengers have found a perfectly preserved sample of the fabled "water". After a series of test, we can also guarantee that it is not contaminated or irradiated beyond the average level.So, question 5: What is Margaret Thatcher's most critically-acclaimed album?
>>30671337The part where she died
>>30671337(What's the Story) Morning Glory?
>>30671337>What is Margaret Thatcher's most critically-acclaimed album?"This makes me Moist" the directors remix.
>>30671337Spring of 1990: Greatest Polls
>>30672146That is correct! Normally you would win tonight's prize but unfortunately, They got in and drank all of it.Now we will never know whether or not it was fit for human consumption. Speaking of which, you can now GO OUTDOORS, but do not forget to bring your emergency short-waves videoreceptor with you and stay tuned on the Quiz Broadcast!But first let's welcome our special guest: One of Them.As you all know, They used to be us. Then, the Event happened.Can you guess who One of Them was before the Event? Here's a hint: Surprisingly enough, the answer is not Margaret Thatcher.
>>30671322One of those frightening animals you see in Outsideland, presumably.
>>30672617Um... What is Human Being?
>>30672617Wait, I think I remember him! I think his name was Hue Glory or something.
>>30672760Are you cerain? His tone and bone structure does not seem very Brazilian to me.
>>30672617It doesn't matter because he's not longer one of us?
>>30672617hey, that's tom from the village panto!
>>30672834That is an acceptable answer, although the correct one is of course House, M.D., the famous Merrikan scientist. Here's a picture of what he looked like prior to the Event. One point to you.You can now come back indoors as our friendly armed forces have managed to stop Them, suffering only minimal casualties. We also decline all responsibility for any injuries those of our viewers who went outdoors without wearing their standard-issue hazmat suit may have suffered. And remember: scratching only makes it worse. And it's on with the show!Question 7: What is the only known cure for the seborrheic cancerplague?
>>30671002Holy fuck, nostalgia. I don't even remember what show this was from, I just remember how freaked I was as a kid watching this.
>>30672916A bullet, knife or sword in the temple.
>>30672928One of the rare ones where the tv show was better than the books.
>>30672955What was the show? I really can't remember, all I remember was that it was about an evil school hypnotizing kids into zombies. And an octopus?
>>30672976check the filename.
>>30672976The demon headmaster
>>30672916There is no cure.
>>30672916Purging of the entire Subsector and any and all those people who had familial relations or were known to associate with.
>>30671101Are you bleeding yet? From anywhere unusual, I mean?If not, it's very bad.
>>30671132David CameronConservative Prime Minister of the UK
>>30673096>>30673073>>30672934All these answers are acceptable. Well done, you all win a shiny stone. I also remind you that barter is punishable by exposure and that shiny stones are not edible. Now, question 8: Where's that damned book hidden again?
>>30673190The hidden Library of Forbidden Knowledge man was never meant to know
>>30673207Damn it., that wasn't covered in my class of Men Things Were Not Meant to Know!
>>30673190It fell down the sofa cushion of eternity.
>>30673207>>30673229>>30673239I see that you all know that the damned book is short for The Book of Eternally Damned Souls, allegedly written by Rachid al'Rachid, and consists in the only known written account of the Event. Some of you may or may not have given the right answer.Unfortunately, I am not allowed to disclose this information. And neither are you. Since we cannot allow ourselves to give our viewers a hint of its location, you are all going to be electrocured. Hopefully when you come back from your session of voltage-calming, you at least remember to remain indoors!