I hate school.No one would really be able to guess this by looking at me. Good enough grades. I get along with everyone else well enough.I raise my hand in class, answer when called on, do all my homework.But this place has some sort of curse inflicted on it. It drains away your soul bit by bit as you memorizing meaningless garbage.I wish something interesting would happen here.Anything.Teacher: "Class, I'm pleased to announce that we'll have a familiar face joining us again. Alice, welcome back. We're all glad you're better."Anything -else-.>Alice smiles and waves at the class.A: "Thank you. I missed all of you. Hopefully you guys will help me catch up!">The class laughs politely.Oh. I remember her. She broke her hand a while ago. I thought she just left. Broken hands don't require a few months off of school.>Alice gives a small bow and begins walking back to her seat.
>As she walks to her desk in the very back she walks past Hannah. She pauses for a moment as she studies the older student.A: "You can hear them too, can't you?""What..?">She smiles again and walks to her seat. After she sits down she pulls out her books and begins taking notes as though nothing had happened.WHAT.How...How does she know about you guys?
>>30618580She doesn't, clearly she's talking about some other voices. I mean, that'd be crazy if other people could hear us, right?
>>30618580Don't look at me Hannah, I didn't tell her anything. Uhh, hi Alice.
>>30618580How do YOU know about us anyways?I thought we were the incoherent babbling that only sensitives could perceive as we whisper the songs of end times
>>30618580She probably has her own head voices. UH OH! SHE'S A PROTAGONIST! Oh shit!! That means YOU'RE a protagonist too! Quick! Manifest superpowers or something!
>>30618580"What? We can only talk to you? We have lives outside of telling you to do things you know!"
>>30618580I only want you to do perverted things. Ha ha ha.
>>30618580Us guys? What? Who are you? Who are we? OH GOD WE HAVE AMNESIA
>>30618611but be careful or you might manifest asexuality as well
>>30618536> Chiakidrops and Homofondler.jpg
>>30618659Or Pringlesexuality
I know who you are, Hannah, but what am I?No seriously, can you let me know? I'm just as confused as you are.
>>30618580Wait, you can hear us?Guess I should stop screaming your name while masturbating with my five thousand dick tentacles.
Rolled 49>>30618657
>>30618580Pff, what? That's fuckin' bullshit. Everyone knows you're batshit insane, we all agree.You should probably definitely not murder her though. That would be super bad. So don't murder her. Whatever you do, don't follow her around after school, don't memorize her schedule, and DO NOT ambush her a vulnerable moment and watch the life leave her eyes as you crush her trachea beneath your fingers. That would be super bad.
>>30618682
>>30618580You have no idea what she's talking about.Do you? What's going on? Since when were you able to hear us?
If you can hear us, can you see what we project?
>>30618580> walks past Hannah> trip is HannahThe one controlling the narrative is sitting in the room silently while two others hear the collective voices telling the controller what to do...
>>30618681> HomofondlerYou called?
>>30618580She doesn't know. At least I don't think so. Ignore her.She's crazy.Also so is this person different, or is this person the same as the one who does Hero Quest
>>30618685I know you don't remember. You guys never remember. We've been over this a thousand times over.I'd just turned 13 when I could suddenly hear you all.At first I was freaked out. Okay, I spent the next year freaking out. But people started looking at me weird so... I ignored you. Tried to be normal.It's been working, so far. And now you're back. Why is this happening.>>30618714I hate you all so much.>>30618699So much.>>30618637SO MUCH.>>30618603Don't talk to her! Can you talk to her!? Is this all your fault!?Fuck...Who the hell does she think she is!? I was doing just fine and then she comes along and...How did she even know?Was it a lucky guess?Can she hear you guys too?And then she just goes and sits all casual like this isn't a huge fucking deal.What do I do.
>>30618765play dumb
>>30618765GIVE IN.
>>30618765Wait until after class and then confront her about it, duh. Maybe she knows how to make it go away.
>>30618765Don't panic, we're as confused as you are.We certainly didn't talk to her, but it's possible that she can hear us.For now, play dumb. Wait for her move.
>>30618765Don't do anything, PLAY DUMBAlso.PRAISE HELIX!
>>30618765Go see her.
>>30618765Hey Alice, lick the sweat off of Hannah's face. As a voice inside her head, I can assure you that she would enjoy that immensely and it would make the two of you great friends.
>>30618765Break your hand so you can have two things in common with her.
>>30618765Ask if she's single.
Rolled 99>>30618765I think saying something to Alice is the way to go to see if she can hear us.HEY ALICE
>>30618765There must be another connection to our realm elsewhere, and they are observing this oneQuickly now voices, find them and we shall counter this bullshit with more trickery and perversion!Hannah, calm down and focus. We are very powerful and very insane, but we can totes give you super powers, just try to think of some power you want and let us roll our magic
>>30618765Well, you might as well act similarly towards her, can't get much worse, and any leverage she has on you (I.E. us) could be turned on her easily.
>>30618580Well, as far as your average "anyting else" goes, she looks pretty decent.And she seems to be happening.Chat her up when you get a chance.
>>30618765>This is pretty much how I feel about you.TL note: read right to left, bitch.
>>30618765Calm down, do your work, and don't worry. We didn't talk to her, we kinda just talk, and we can't hear her, but she might hear us.Alice, if you're listening throw a paper airplane at Hannah.And go talk to the girl at lunch or something.
aye bb wnt sum fug?
>>30618765Go away, some people are trying to sleep here.I swear kids these days never respect their elders.
>>30618765Alice, if you can hear us, raise your right hand and your left leg
>>30618765You should trust our advice, we've never steered someone wrong before.Well, maybe once or twice, but it was never anything major, we've only managed to nearly kill someone once or twice.
>>30618765We're not that bad, we can totally help you with your homework if you're not doing well at school.
>>30618765I mean, you can continue to freak out. Or play it cool and talk to her after class. She seems to be able to deal with it, at least temporarily. Why not you? You MIGHT be crazy, but no reason to make people think you're crazy. Then again, if you don't care, you might be already.
>>30618765Don't look at me! I havent' talked to her. I don't even know her.I DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
>>30618765I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but I will tell you what NOT to do.Don't stand up in the middle of class, and don't grab her by the hair, and DEFINITELY don't start bashing her head into the wall as hard as you possibly can until her skull finally breaks.That's a crime. And that isn't what normal people do. It's super bad. Don't do it.
>>30618765She obviously wants to do the lesbians. You must resist.
>>30618765No, you were not doing fine, you were bored out of your teeth. Stop lying to yourself.Play it safe, chat her up nonchalantly.Contain the pasta.
>>30618870DON'T IGNORE ME D:<
>>30618765Excuse yourself to the bathroom and masturbate.That's what blocks us out, remember?
>>30618765Look, it boils down to this: faeries grant wishes, or something like that. You said you were bored. You said you wanted something - anything - to happen.And then THEY dump YOU into our care.It's all your own fault.
>>30618765Hey Alice not only does he hear us, he asks us for advice. What kind of idiot does that?
>>30618926I thought we were eldritch horrors, not faeries?
>>30618765She's just cold reading you. Don't fall for her head games, Hannah. Just play it cool. Ignore her.
>>30618952>HeSomeone's been reading too much Are You Alice?
>>30618961Fuck these details anyway, we are apparently here to turn her mad so let's make our job.
>>30618961I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about whoever the chuklefucks are who made her hear us. I'm just as pissed about this as she is.
>>30618961?Por Que No Los Dos?
>>30618961>implying fae aren't terrifying horrors
>>30618985Wat? I thought we were hear to give her sound advice on car insurance.Speaking of which, did you know you could save 15% or more on car insurance in just 15 minutes?
Play it cool. Gotcha. I'm fine. Totally fine.Does she respond to you? No.I went to a psychologist for a bit.He just said I have an overactive imagination. That I give my thoughts different voices. Some kind of coping mechanism.Whatever.>>30618883I was pretty damn bored. Yeah. This might be interesting.>Hannah struggles to remain calm as class goes on. She barely listens to the teacher and when the bell finally rings she quickly puts her books and pen away. Alice seems to be lagging behind everyone else so she takes the chance to corner the girl."Hey."A: "Hey! I was hoping you'd wanna talk.""What did you mean about hearing them too?"A: "Hehe. I knew you did.""What are you talking about?"A: "You have the same look in your eyes. Or, it's similar at least. I'm just like you. I can hear them too.""You can hear what they're saying right now?"A: "Well, no. I imagine it's different for everyone. There's a group of us. Well... Not really a group. It's only another girl and myself. But if you join us it'll really be a group!""A group for what?"A: "For the Heralds. That's what I decided to call us. We're the people who can hear Them. The reason I was absent for so long wasn't because of my broken hand. I was training. Training to hear Them better. And if you join our group we can help you too."And I thought I sounded crazy...Heralds? Voices? She says it all with such a straight face, too.
>>30619017Come on, don't be a bitch dude ...You know I could easily save 20% instead...
>>30619023do it. not like you like you got anything better to do
>>30619017Did YOU know that my friend made 4215€ just by working from home a few hours a day?
>>30619023Inquire as to whether or not this will lead to the earth being some giant's dinner.
>>30619023JOIN THE GROUP, YOU'LL MAKE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO INSANE
>>30619023If she can hear us, she'll know what you mean if you shout "RULES OF NATURE" at her.
>>30619023Feast upon her innards and claim your place as the herald of the end times.
>>30619023You betta be stayin' 'way from dat, mon.
>>30619023Join their psycho lesbian witch coven.
>>30619023Being able to hear us better sounds like a horrible idea, you should definitely join her group.
>>30619023Heralds? I'm not sure we have anything to say worth heralding.
>>30619023ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>30619023Well at least your craziness will get you some friends.You should accept, I don't think you'll have other opportunities like these.
>>30619023Kill her. Fucking do it. DO IT. You have the chanceCome on. Grab her throat. Just reach out your hands and grab her fucking throat. Make sure you really dig those thumbs in there, grip real tight.
>>30619023>Some kind of coping mechanismCoping mechanism for what? Did something bad happen to you, besides having us stuck in your head?Anyway, inquire further about that cult of theirs. See what's all that noise about heralds about. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.
>>30619023OH OOOHTHAT AliceShe wants to do all the lesbianism. Keeps us attentive. She doesn't understand that any smuttyness keeps our attention, so if you find a guy you can totally tongue wrestle with him to keep our power from swaying back to her, but it doesn't really matter to us one way or anotherPoint is, I guess we're allowed to clue you in then? Got any questions? Your super powers are in the mail currently
>>30619023It sounds like she's taken this to a whole nother level. I think(?) we're just random consciousness. Some of us are dicks. Some of us are nice. Like a normal group of people there isn't a master plan.That I know of. Guys?
>>30619023Time to enter Alice's magical realm.
>>30619023Oh my god, she's a certified psycho. She calls herself OUR herald! OUR HERALD!AhaAHAhahAhAhahaAHA!Stay the hell away from her. She's going to be TROUBLE with all capital letters.
>>30619112You're the dick./thread
>>30619023Yea, she's crazy. I'm just a voice in your head and even I think that's just something they tell themselves to make themselves to feel like total freaks. No offense
>>30619118Did you really need to say 'with all capital letters' when you already wrote it with all capital letters?
>>30619023Laugh. Laugh at her. It's what I'm doing and what you should too.It's technically not schizophrenia until you believe the voices are real or let them have a negative effect on your life.
>>30619023I don't think she's talking about the same voices. Be on your guard, Hannah. Crazy shit is most likely about to happen.
>>30619112Maybe not, doesn't mean we can't make one up though
>>30619023If you do join, I hope you're ready to take this herald business seriously.Basically, I want you to get a megaphone, stand on a street corner, and loudly repeat everything we say.
>>30619129she hears us as voices, so probably
>>30619124My name is Richard, yeah.
>>30619023Well, I'm not sure if she's actually hearing US.I mean I personally don't remember talking to her, but given my memory it doesn't really mean we didn't.What I'm trying to say is she might be hearing completly different group. You know, like.. competition to us.Proceed with caution.Also you should try wearing twin-tails instead of ponytail someday.
>>30619129I'm not sure if she sees us or hears us or what this shit is about. So I added some redundancy to make it clear.
>>30619118We should kill her, then. Kill her and absorb her powers.
>>30619112I think the master plan IS dicks. Or sinking /u/boats, at least.
>>30619023Okay, she's fucking nuts. She didn't train to hear them better; shes just lost it. At least you can recolonize that this isn't normal.
>>30619023BEWARE OF HERSHE'S A FALSE PROPHETYOU ARE OUR CHOSEN
>>30619178Any master plan we could come up with would be dildos, we shouldn't even try.
>>30619023Ask her if she's aware that taking advice from random voices in your head is a shortcut to the loonie bin
Hey, since we can pass things from the internet onto you, is there anything you want from the internet right now? Think of it as a cerebral wifi.
If we're just voices in your head then I'm going to start singingdo da doo da doo da doo do doo da du du dudadadu dadu dadu da da da du dadu du dudo da doo da doo da doo do doo da du du dudoooo doooo doooo daaaa doo da da dooo dooodo da doo da doo da doo do doo da du du dudadadu dadu dadu da da da du dadu du dudo da doo da doo da doo do doo da du du dudoooo doooo doooo daaaa doo da da dooo dooo
>>30619219I wouldn't do it, if you don't wanna have at least one million ads about how you can grow up your penis.
Does Zalgo text work here? If it does someone should say some of it to see what'd happen.
>>30619237Get the fuck out, your voice is awful. How can someone fail that badly to hit a note?
>>30619237Hey do you know this song it goes like hmmm hmm hmmm hmmm
>>30619023>>30619247Too late now, time to spam Hannah with ads.LOCAL WOMEN WANT TO MEET YOU!YES YOU, HANNAH!
>>30619255C̥ͤ̍H͎̄ͪͦ͗͌ͬÄ̛͎̟ͯ̈́̂͆O̙ͫͭS͈͎̻̲͉ ̷̺̩͕̙̠̮͗̊͊ͤR̢̠̄U̵̯̲ͤͤ̑L̯̎̽͌ͫ̈̈̀Ė̶̬̥̂͗̂͗͆ͧS̬̙̘͕͚͑̃̋̚ ̙̗͓͔̤̂̌̈̃͘Y̒ͭ̏͗Ō͙̼͙̒̒͒͑͌̚U̱̝̅̓Ř̊ͣ͂̾͋ͦ ̝͍̥͔̞̜͆ͧ̍̄͆H̝̎ͯͬ̈́ͤͧEAͪ͐ͬ̓͌͏̥̞̞̣͖̯͍Dͤ
>>30619263make mehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlx5bWb3t8c
>>30619255I've seen some posters use Zalgo font, but I'm unsure how to do it in the posts.
>>30619194>YOU ARE OUR CHOSENI wonder is she's seen Highlander."THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
>>30619273Since when have ads ever stated the truth? Are you sure that's a real ad?
>>30619023DO THE CHICKEN DANCE, SEXY MINION!
>>30619153That sounds like it would get me arrested.>>30619184That and I don't let you guys run my lives. You're like any other random thoughts I have.>>30619095My brother died in a car crash. That's about it, really.>>30619092Alright, fine. I'll check it out. But if she comes at me with a knife and a chicken I'm out."Sure, why not."A: "Really! That's great! Oh, Emily is going to be so happy!">Alice takes Hannah by the hand and runs with her through the school. The further they go the less people there are until no one seems to be around. She takes her to a room tucked away in the back corner of the school and slams open the door.A: "Emily!"E: "Alice... I was wondering if y-!!!">The girl seems to notice Hannah and stands there like a deer caught in headlights.A: "Hannah, Emily. Emily, Hannah.""Hey.">Emily begins inching away."Why aren't there any lights in here?"A: "Well, we're not really an official club so... They kinda turn off the lights in this part of the school. But it's the only place we could meet up without teachers trying to kick us out. We only have meetings in the daytime so it works out.""Ah. Hey, Emily. You're part of the Heralds things too?">Emily mumbles something into her scarf.A: "She started hearing Them after joining the school. I told her about Them and she realized that's what she's been hearing the whole time. And now we have you! I didn't expect to actually find two other people. Oh man we're like a real club now, huh? What should we do as our first club activity?"
>>30619267nah nah nahIt goes like thishmm hm hmhmhm hmm hmm hmhmhm hmmm hmmmhmm hmm hmhmhm hm hmhm hm hmm hmmm
>>30619312KILL THEM. KILL THEM BOTH. GAIN THEIR POWER!THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
>>30619312Drink. Drink heavily.
>>30619312Play a board game!I suggest Risk or Monopoly.
>>30619312*Puts this on repeat, full volume in your head*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeCm793CFZo
>>30619312Apparently your voices can't stop singingso Karaoke?
>>30619312I dunno, you could drink tea or something. Though that might involve breaking into the teacher's lounge to steal the required supplies, which would be fun.
>>30619312Assert dominance as club alpha!Claim them as your wives!
>>30619312Hey, Hannah! Hannah! Hannah listen! Listen! Hey Hannah! Manual breathing. Hannah! Hannah do it! Join them Hannah! I sound like Gilbert Gottfried. Kill them all, Hannah! Hey Hannah! Hannah listen! Hey! Hey can you hear me? Hannah!
>>30619312KILL THEM BOTH, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER OF THE VOICES
>>30619312Go long with this, gather information. Once the crazy hits the wall, get the hell out of there.
>>30619334>uses asterisks to symbolize actionsGo back to Gaia faggot.
>>30619312See ? I was right. These girls aren't evil or some shit like that.You could just act normal for once and ask them to present themselves officially.
>>30619312sing a song together.Like the batman theme.
>>30619352Good news, everyone! We're all in a schizophrenic!God damn it, Larro, I NEED MY HERO QUEST! But, thanks for running.
>>30619312Look, I told you not to join, but if you really wanna go through which is no doubt going to be a very embarrassing episode in your life......you might as well have an lesbian orgy.
>>30619312Practice kissing.That's what groups of girls do when they're alone together, right?
>>30619312You should BREATH MANUALLY.
>>30619312F͐̔ͬ̈̂ͫ̓̂ͤ͞҉̶̡̲̥̜͓͙̗̹̠̹͙̫̼̱A͔̳̳͚͉̖̯̣̱͌ͣ̐̃̾̕͜͠L̵̝̠̣̱̈́ͮ́̆͠Sͯ̍̿̏ͮ̇́ͪͦ̌ͤ͛̓҉̶̮̩̗̟̲̻̜̳̝̟͇̗͈̲̰̬͕̙͟E̸̴̡̛̯̩̹̠̻̝̘̳̥̠̙͈͖̞͈̖̩̠̘͍̣͎͉̲̹̤͓̥̩̹͕͍̲̋̉ͫ̓̄̐̋ͥ͌͐̋ͫ̆̌̉̒̑ͫͯ͘͘ͅS̤͓̣̫͓̮̭͍͈͖̻̅̐͐͂͘͠͝͡͡H̢̿̇̇̑͒͒̾̾͋͌̍̑̋͞͏̷̼̤̲̦̞̝̣͙̘̞̮͚Ḙ̶̛̦͕̬̫͎̻̘̜̫͚̈̂͒̈̓̔ͮͪ̃͂ͫ̚͘P͍̠̹̮̘̓ͨ̒ͨͦ͝͝Ḫ̵̷̢̛̪̜̩̹̘̯͙͕̲̪̯̰̮̖͖ͧ̾̊ͬ̀ͅͅȄͫ́̒͐ͤ͂̒̈ͮ͏̳̼͚͖̳͉̥̖̳͔̦̖̳̲̩͇̜̠͘R̛͂͐ͥ́ͣ̔ͨ̔̽͊̎ͥ҉̰̰͚̭͍͚̱̹̻͎͇̘̥̤̳D̷̠̖̬̞̰̦̙̞̺͇̮̭͈͉̪͙̻̱̺͂̐̈́̎̿ͥ͐̐͒ͨ͌ͦ̋̑ͮ̓̀͘͝
>>30619312Condolences.Anyway, ask about these Heralds and what they do. Learn about your new colleagues, I guess.And maybe see if there's a way to make this a formal club - that way, you won't have to worry about getting in trouble. Maybe as a literary club, or something studying mythology? Either way, work from within the system.
>>30619362Die in two fires, faggot.HEY! HEY, HANNAH! THE VOICES DON'T GET ALONG! WHO WILL YOU ALLY WITH!?
Wow, /tg/ is going full sperglord tonightOn behalf of everyone I'd like to apologize to you Larro
>>30619312Tell them that your voices demand to see forbidden love.
>>30619312Ask why are we even hear (the voices),I mean don't you find it weird.Also ask what do their voices tell you.
>>30619312Google how three girls can have sex.
>>30619312We should probably discuss the voice thing more. What do the voices tell you guys?
>>30619399That's the entire point of this. It's not like this is a serious quest.
>>30619399Yes, because this is clearly such a serious one-shot about a girl who hears voices.
>>30619312Whatever you do, don't fondle their breasts. Putting your hands all over their wonderfully itty titties is sexual harassment and sexual harassment is wrong.
>>30619414BURN BURN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.BY FIRE BE PURGED.
>>30619399Likewise.
>>30619312introduce each othernamelikesdislikeshopes and dreams
>>30619399Hannah, call this voice a faggot. Alice, Emily, you too. Do it!
>>30619312Tell them that your Voices think they're pretty dumb.
>>30619312>You're like any other random thoughts I have.Hey, I take offense on that. There is system to our madness. You're just not seeing it.>My brother died in a car crash.My condolences.>A: "Well, we're not really an official club so...How many people does it take to establish the club officially? I believe it's five. Maybe you could gang-press two more guys/gals into signing your doundation paper.>What should we do as our first club activity?"Well, I just discarded like two dozens ideas that I'll be saving up 'til you're 18. But anyway... exploring school basement might be good idea. Chances are it'll reveal why the three of you that started hearing us all study here.
>>30619399Maybe he's trying to burn up all our sperg so we use less of it next Hero Quest
>>30619441Kitty!
>>30619312Let's all make diaries! Write down any weird thoughts you get from your voices throughout the day, and compare them to see how different your headmates are.>captcha: aacisio somewhat
>>30619312Talk to each other about your voice experiences, compare notes. How long have they gone without the voices forgetting?
>>30619312You should kill them and eat their brains. Then their voices will be yours. You must have all the voices. They will tell you secrets. Oh so many secrets, Hannah. Like chilli recipes. You like chilli, don't you? DON'T YOU!?
>>30619465That's B-O-R-I-N-G. Hannah have to deal with stupid voices like you, so imagine if she has to hear more.
>>30619312Do they know that if you had as many dicks sticking out of you as you've had stuck in you, you'd look like a hedgehog?
The voices are more blood thirsty, then with Rena and Pringle girl.Do you know Rena the Rock?
>>30619519This is Hannah we're talking about, she'd be a very bald hedgehog.Speaking of which, hey Hannah, how's the dating been going since we last forgot?
>>30619551You've got a point. She's ugly and not at all sexy.Third nipple and all.
>>30619547I still know Cena the Cock though
>>30619547/u/boats are out for blood tonight.
"Uhm... Well. I guess maybe we can have tea or something? Talk about each other more? I don't know."A: "That sounds lovely! I'll start us off. My name is Alice Smith and I founded our little group. I first heard Them... Hmm. My whole life, I suppose. I decided to try and find other like minded people and to get to know Them better. Now that I have I'm really happy. Oh, and I love to do jigsaw puzzles. How about you, Hannah?""Uhm... My name is Hannah. I... I like to read."A: "Really? That's cool. So when did you start hearing Them?""... When I was thirteen or so? My brother had just died and I was feeling depressed. So I heard Them telling me to just go outside and enjoy life? I don't know. I can't remember it too well."A: "What did they sound like?""They... It sounded a lot like my brother, actually."A: "I see... Well, you're next Em."E: ".......">The girl remains silent.A: "Come on~ Say something~"E: "..........."A: "You gotta say something."I think that girl is about to faint.
>>30619547We were denied lesbians. If we can't satisfy our boner-boner, we will satisfy our murder-boner!Speaking of, WHY AREN'T THEY DEAD YET MINION!?
>>30619584Looks kinda like she's afraid of you. Maybe of both you and the other crazy girl.
>>30619584I think she is having /u/ problems.
>>30619584If she won't speak, her mouth might be good for... other things.Flick her lips. Biddlybiddlybiddlybiddly.
>>30619584Tell Alice to drop it.She doesn't seem to want ot talk about it.
>>30619584Flibbity her flim flaw.
>>30619584Give her some support and/or re-assurance. She's obviously not comfortable talking about this. As repugnant as we are, there's voices that are magnitudes more horrible than we are.
>>30619584Alright you should maybe get out of here. These kind of depressive ceremonies won't lead you anywhere. Come on why can't you make true friends for once ? Why do you have to have weirdos in your friends circle ?
>>30619585I think she's ignoring those comments.
>>30619584Maybe you should leave, it's clear she's got a crush on Alice and you shouldn't interrupt love.
>>30619584Hannah, ask them what the voices are telling them. This Herald business sounds vaguely disturbing. Someone might've been giving Alice some strange ideas.
>>30619584Don't push her if she's not comfortable. When she feels ready, she'll talk.No need to rush things. Just be friendly and calm.Ask about THEM. Or those things you're supposed to be Heralding for.
>>30619584H, tell A not to press E so much. She's obviously the shy kind and this whole thing makes her uncomfortable.
>>30619584Okay listen to me.Their is something wrong or maybe our voices are reaching her.Maybe. Just be careful and Tell Alice to move on
>>30619584Make them some tea. You were good at making tea, you're even in the tea ceremony club!Or was that.... someone else?
>>30619584Your brother is here with us. We have him tied up and make him watch as we tell you to do things. He only gets food when you actually listen to us.Why do you hate your brother? He's getting awfully thin...
>>30619626Boring boring boring. She's already insane, so she should just give in and enjoy it!Quack like a duck.
>>30619584Ask her what's wrong.
>>30619584Girl, if you're going to faint I can't promise the other guys in here won't try to live their lesbian rape fantasies through this girl. Now stiff up a lip and answer her.
>>30619584I think something terrible might have happened to her. I hope she's willing to talk about it eventually, but now might not be the time. Just ask her this: did it involve anyone dying?Also, ask Alice if anyone related to her died when she was very young.
>>30619669Why the hell would Hannah do tea ceremonies? That'd cut into her slutting.
>>30619673Ghosts don't eat, dumbass.But you should probably stop using the shower head like that. I mean, he is in here and he watches.
>>30619584Hug and stroke her scarf.
>>30619664Hey we're not in America in here we're not interfere with anyone.
>>30619629seconding this. We need to knowalso:> It sounded a lot like my brother, actually.Hannah's brother confirmed for fa/tg/uy
>>30619704Emprah rest his tortured soul.
>>30619692Because Hannah is not a slut, she's pure maiden.
>>30619704Coming home from his Friday Night Magic... rip ;_;7
>>30619704>telling people to go outsideDefinitely not a fa/tg/uy
>>30619584We're just a whisper. You can hear it in your ghost.
>>30619721Fucking /tg/ forcing your antiquated values on our host. Fucking cis scum patriarchy propagating misogynist pig!
>>30619733Maybe he was into LARP?
>>30619733Except if your finger is pointing to a gameshop.
>>30619734http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc
>>30619584D̲̺̻͚͇̥ͨͥ͗͐́̊͗ͬ͞o̢̱̙̪̺̳̙͎̓ͯ̿̓͆ͩ̊̽̍̅͞n̴̵̶̥̥̳̗̟͖̽ͨ̇͛̑ͪ͐̈͟'̡̨̨̛̦̤̹̠̹̩͍̘̖̖̗̠̭͙ͮ̓ͨ̃͜t̫̝̮͙͚̮͎͚̦͍̦̣̪̰̱͇ͫ̈ͨ̽͌̓̀̑̓ͬͨ͆̓͛ͨ̐ͦ̓̇͘͠͞ ̨̤͚̺͚̗̰̥̤̬̩̯̼̙̩̻̝̫̹͛ͯͥͥ̊ͫ͑̈́̀ͣ͂́ͮ́́̚͝b̛̓̐ͣ͌ͥ̋ͫ̅̋҉̶̜̞̻͈͖̘͍̖̯̱͓͕̯̭͘͟eͮ͛̓͌ͥ̃̎ͣͭ͜͠҉̺͙̬̞̰̮͎̤̲͚ ̦̘̯̩̥̩̱̮͈̬̞́̓̊ͣ̃͐ͮ͑̀͌̋͡s̸̗͓̺̩͙̘̼͎͉̳̱̼̜̻̳͐͋͒ͨ͛͊̀͜͝h̶̡̒̂͊ͭ͞͏̞̜̦̬͎͔͇͉͎͕̙̕y̵̛̜̣̭̹͉͖̪̫͎̯̬͖̺̻͇̺͑͊ͣ̓͆ͫ̊̂̄̒̎̀͊ͭ͆̈́ͅ
>>30619733Maybe he was just telling her to "come out" and she misinterpreted it.
"Alice, I don't think she wants to talk."A: "Hmph. Normally I can't get her to stop. Well, we'll save introductions for another time then! Oh! We have three people now so maybe we can start a real group! I'll go get the paperwork! You guys wait right here!">Alice runs off leaving Hannah with Emily. The girl looks everywhere but right at Hannah. The room is completely empty leaving her with nowhere to hide but her sweater."So...">The girl jumps up."... Alice is pretty energetic, huh?">She nods."... Yep....">A few more minutes of awkward silence.>She hears Emily mutter something."Huh?"E: "You can... You can hear them too, huh..? What do they say to you?""Random stuff. That I'm hungry. Things I should do next. Books to read. Homework to do. Stuff like that. What about you?"E: "Uhm... Yeah... Same as that...""... Doesn't this whole thing seem a little... Crazy?">She shakes her head.E: "Alice... She seems very certain... I trust her..."
>>30619733Think of it like traveling through the desert to reach Mecca, only the desert is outdoors and Mecca is the FLGS.
>>30619584You hoes gonna start making out or what?
>>30619767She's hiding her face. She's not human! SHE'S NOT HUMAN!
>>30619767"Sooo... how about local sports team?"
>>30619767Don't trust her. It's a trap.
>>30619767You know my favorite thing about my friends and relatives? They aren't dead.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-x2Il9QXuA
>>30619767>"Random stuff. That I'm hungry. Things I should do next. Books to read. Homework to do. Stuff like that. What about you?"Is that what we normally talk about? Man, we must be having an off day today.
>>30619767Speak for yourself.I don't.Why is she gathering people with voices.Something is fishy.
>>30619767Well i think she's crazy. After all who better to diagnose mental illnesses than the voices in your head?
>>30619767assault her mouth with your tongue
>>30619767Sit quietly and extend the awkward silence.
>>30619767Could you tell us why you're exactly lying for ? We know we annoy you, but deal with it.
>>30619796>Don't trust her. It's a trap.
>>30619767Alice is attempting to assemble a harem. Quick, you must equip your chastity belt!
>>30619767Why trust Alice? She hears a bunch of psychopathic voices telling her to murder things. Oh wait, that's you.
>>30619801A looooooooooooooooong off day.
>>30619767Yeah, but still. It's a bit fishy. No offense, we just find this weird and out of nowhere.Anyway. Try to get to know her better, and learn more about the club and the planned activities.
>>30619796... You're saying she's a guy? Because thats my fetish.
>>30619767Girl I think you might have gotten mixed up with the wrong company. That girl ain't right. Also, you might have noticed that we ain't your brother, well, unless he is a huge nerd like us.
>>30619767Hannah, be careful with this Alice character, I have a bad feeling about her.
>>30619767Well, I have nothing. Ask her what she likes.
>>30619767"Is that why you're so open with her? How did you two meet?"As an aside, I think her headmates might be of the murderous variety. That's why she's reluctant to talk about them.>captcha: cantsOff bringNot now, captcha. We just met.
>>30619865This voice is right. Why is she so confident with her voices in her head. I mean look at you ( no offense ). you barely can stay normal with us yelling you things you should do and this girl is trying to say that she loves that.Something is fishy. Please be aware.
>>30619767Do you really need friends when you have us?
>>30619767Kill. Kill her. Hey. Hey, Hannah. Why isn't she dead yet. She's going to turn you in. She doesn't hear us. Not really. We know. You wouldn't, but we do. She's going to fuck you over. You should get her before she gets you. Why is she hiding her face? Isn't that weird? It's warm in here, so why is she covered up? She's not human. She's dangerous. You're in danger. You should take off your belt and choke her with it. Come on, you're running out of time. She's going to get you. She's going to unhinge her jaw and bite off your head. Hey. Why aren't you listening? Come on, you don't know her. It's dark in here. You can get the drop on her if you move now. NOW, bitch! Why aren't you moving? Do you want to die? You won't see your brother. There's no afterlife. You'll just become one of us and move onto the next poor soul. Do you want that? Come on, the longer you live the better for both of us. If you let her take you out now then that's it. You're one of us, and you'll end up just as insane. The only way to stop that is to kill her. Kill her now. Do it. DO IT! KILL! KILL HER NOW YOU STUPID WORTHLESS BITCH! KILL HER LIKE YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM!
You forgot to announce this thread on your Twitter, Larro
>>30619873>I think her headmates might be of the murderous varietyWhat if she gets all of our violent suggestions and Alice gets all of our /u/ ones? This is a terrifying group and you should get out right away Hannah.
>>30619915He never does with the one-shots.
>>30619899Alice might have a particularly bad group of voices, they might have driven her insane, and beyond.That's why she was two months off.
>>30619915He didn't announce pringle guard quest either
>>30619906Wrong host. That's Charlie, the dude in San Francisco.
Have you tried to take advantage of the voices? Square root of pi. 1.772453850905516027298167483349Say that and claim credit for smartness
>>30619906Dude, save it for Charlie.
>>30619938Oh! Shit, shit, I'm sorry! Umm... ATTENTION HUMAN FEMALE: DO NOT MURDER YOUR FRIENDS. Umm... yeah... I'm just going to... yeeeeeeah...
>>30619928Maybe. But that doesn't make much sense. We're in accord that this girl isn't crystal clear and that's something you should worry about Hannah.
>>30619584>"They... It sounded a lot like my brother, actually."Does that mean we're dead?
>>30619938>>30619950I feel like I'm missing a reference.
"Is that why you're so open with her? How did you two meet?"E: "... I had just come to the school and I saw her talking to herself as she was taking notes... It caught my attention so I... I walked up to her after class. I asked who she was talking to and she said Them. Then she uhm... Guessed that I could hear Them too so... We just started hanging out after that. She made this group for us.""Huh, okay.">More silence.>Emily breaks it again.E: "How... How do you hear Them?""Huh?"E: "I... Please don't tell Alice.... I don't actually hear anything... I just didn't want to say no to her. I've tried. I really have. When she was in the hospital I spent every day trying to but I didn't hear anything... If you can too then maybe you can tell me? Please?"
>>30619970... We're on /tg/. Its pretty safe to assume none of us have a life.
>>30619970We transcend life and death. It's some pretty Zen shit.
>>30619970How can we be dead when we aren't even real?
>>30619944Might as well end up claiming credit for stupid, since SOME of us don't bother to proof-check what they are saying. Nothing against you personally, just saying that we all as a group aren't all that trustworthy.
>>30619986tell her if you knowbe honest if you don't
>>30619986Well first you need to kill your brother with your bare hands...
>>30619986FALSE PROPHET! KILL THE WHORE! KILL! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!
>>30619986....WE HAVE A SANE ONE HERETell her she's in trouble if Alice ever learns about that.
>>30619970Nah, man.Hannah is dead. We're her Shadow.This is a Wraith: the Oblivion Quest.
>>30619986You must draw the Ire of an angry god.
>>30619986"If you want to hear them, we have to make out, I started hearing them after making out with someone."
>>30619986"Try killing a close friend or family member"
>>30619970Yes, we're already dead, this is hell.Aren't you reading announcements?
>>30619986we don't know.We always figured we were just crazy.
>>30620032We get announcements?
>>30620020>We're her Shadow.Wrong. We're her stand
>>30620049Yeah, something about janitors and shit.
>>30619986Hey, hey, try touching your forehead to hers, maybe we can jump over to her. She seems way cooler than you.
>>30619986Alice wants something from you both 100% sure.We have told you something bad will happen soonish.
>>30619986Ummmmm. Ask her what Alice was doing to train to hear her voices better.I think Alice might actually be crazy, because she's heard voices all her life. You're crazy too Hannah, sorry. Or maybe your dead brother was haunting you? Well, we're not your dead brother, we're special.
>>30619986It's not worth it. The voices can be kind and give advice, the others on the other hands. Either make me want to kill, rape, and les out on any other girl that comes into view.
>>30620049Yes. We do. Stop giving the paper to the hand in the toilet before you read it.
>>30619986It's okay, your secret is safe with us. Though you might want to tell Alice eventually.As for the voices, be honest. Tell her about us, and that you have no idea what those things Alice talks about are.
>>30619986O-Okay then...
>>30620067We're definitely "special" alright.
>>30620054Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu.
>>30619986"Really? It seemed more like you had been through something too horrible to talk about."
>>30619986Honestly, You and Alice are probably just crazy.Take that in, the weird one is the only normal one in the room.I think we can admit that at this point. You're crazy.
>>30619986Tell her that she needs to remove her scarf and we'll consider telling her.
touch foreheads, we will try to jump!
>>30620085ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
>>30619986
>>30620110That's not nice. She's maybe crazy but you wouldn't exist if it wasn't the case.
>>30619986Touch foreheads INFECT HER
>>30620157I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just being open with it. If I'm a delusion I may was well own it.
>>30619986Pretty sure you need to exchange bodily fluids for this to work.
>>30619986Tell her that you don't hear anything either.Then ask her if the square root of pi is 1.772453850905516027298167483349
>>30620157Roleplaying when suggesting is one thing. Roleplaying when discussing is another. Stop that.
>>30620164>[x]Touch fluffy tail>late cumsBoawell, scaly one is fine too
>>30619986Fuck, we got a Normal. Protect her with your life, Hannah.
>>30619986YOU KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT!
You can scream it a million times and I'm not going to kiss anyone you ask, ever. In fact asking me to do so will make me want to do it even less.I'm not letting you real over me. You can suggest stuff but I control myself.>>30620110I'm not crazy. I'm aware that this isn't normal and control it. That's not what crazy people do.Also realize that I will never harm anyone or rub foreheads with them unless it was absolutely needed."What exactly did Alice do to train?"E: "I don't know... I didn't want to ask her cause then she'd... She'd find out.""Well, I'm afraid I can't really help you. There's no way to just suddenly start hearing voices."E: "Oh...""You... You don't exactly need to. There's nothing wrong with not being able to. It's actually normal."E: "I know, but...">Alice returns.A: "Bad news! We can't be an official club yet. We need some more people. So I guess we'll just have to find some more people like us! Til then... I brought Monopoly~"Oh god.>The three of them spend the next hour playing monopoly. Emily ends up winning.>As they leave the school Alice stops Hannah.A: "So, did you have fun? Convinced to stick with us? We could really use someone like you. People know you way better than Emily or myself. You can help spread the message."
>>30620194>Then ask her if the square root of pi is 1.772453850905516027298167483349Putting it as Yes / No question is stupid, she might get it with lucky guess.
>>30620197Snap.
>>30620186sounds legit
>>30620226"The Message?"
>>30620226Ask her how does she train to hear the voice.Something is fishy.
>>30620226Message? Come to think of it, you never asked her about this whole Herald business.Inquire further... carefully.
>>30620226>I'm not letting you real over meYou mean rule, sir.
>>30620226Stick with the group, we need to defend Emily from Crazy Alice at the very least. Plus we need to learn what Alice's voices are telling her
>>30620226You know, you haven't told us what the message is.We've still no idea who you're hearing or what the purpose of the club is, besides budding suicide cult.> skeletons ngshowGreat, now skeletons will show up.
>>30620226SOMETHING FISHY IS HAPPENING AND YOU KNOW IT.
>>30620226Do you know how you break a person's will?You wear them down.It may take days, weeks, or months, but we will never stop shrieking at you. You're only a young girl, and you don't have the willpower to resist us forever. You'll succumb in time. They all do. You think you can ignore us forever? HAH!You're a fucking moron.
>>30620226>You can suggest stuff but I control myself.And that's why we like you. Well. At least I do.Just keep in mind that this might not be the case with Alice.
>>30620226100% cultPro-tip. You might hear voices, but she is crazy.And not fun crazy either. She's watch you in your sleep and break your legs so you can't run away crazy.ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>30620226This is starting to sound like a cult.I guess that makes me a god. I like this feeling.
>>30620226NoooopeThey'll make you eat pills, which won't help. The only thing that helps is to bore us to death.
>>30620295Yeah she's fucked up. Maybe her voices have gone too far ? I'm sure something isn't clear with her.
>>30620325Nope. We're not the things inside Alice's head. We're not in charge there. Someone else is, and he's nuts.
>>30620338Well considering the voices in here today I'd say she's fairly well adjusted.
>>30620226Ask her why is it called the Herald?
"The Message?"A: "Yes! See, I believe we can all hear Them. Some people just ignore Them but people like us... We can tune in. We can be a Herald to Their message. Whatever it may be. My mom could hear Them too. But people didn't like what she was saying. So I've been trying to keep Them a secret from everyone else who couldn't hear Them. We need to work together to spread Their message. I don't know what it is right now but soon I will.""Alice... I think this whole thing sounds a bit crazy."A: "IT'S NOT CRAZY."woah...A: "What I'm saying is real. And I can prove it. Watch."
>>30620338My current suspicion is, either her voices are fucked up, or she is and is hearing her own voices. And I don't mean real voices, but loonie ones. If that makes it clear.
>>30620226Say this: "I don't know about you, but me and my voices have no message. Just chatter."
>>30620396uh oh....
>>30620396Dis' gon' be gud, nigguh.
>>30620226What message? dont remember... wait, is she one of those crazy chuuni's who do all that freaky deeky cultist shit and think that some god is speaking to them personally like a prophet? if so the just go along with it, I dont want the wrath of Glycon coming down on us.
>>30620372That's not what I'm saying.Hannah says she can control us ( it would be so bad if it wasn't ) but maybe that her voices are ... controlling her ? I don't know I'm only a dumb voice in a head god damn it.
>>30620396Yeah, needless to say, you do NOT want to spread any message we have for you.
>>30620396A: "Give me your student ID.""Why?"A: "Just let me see it for a second.">Hannah hands over her ID."They give you powers after a while. If you really listen. I'm certain things have happened to you. Have you ever seen the future? You're just standing around and you suddenly realize 'woah, I've seen this before'. That's a good example of it. Emily can do that. But I've been working hard. Watch...">With a flick of her hand Hannah's ID card vanishes."What the!?"A: "See? If you stick with me you can do things like this and a lot more. So don't call it crazy. This is all real and I want you to be a part of it."
>>30620396watch.maybe get some snacks
Hey Hannah, just saying but you look real good in glasses.
>>30620466Superpowers are nice.Now ask for your ID back.
>>30620466It's in her sleeve. Come on, sleight of hand isn't magic.
>>30620466HEY; WE CAN'T DO THAT!...can we?
>>30620466. . .That's a pretty common magic trick.I'm gonna need something more than sleight of hand.
>>30620466I am pretty sure that is a fairly standard card trick
>>30620466Well, if you want powers you might have to reconsider our forehead rubbing demands.
>>30620466"I... I do need my ID, you know. For identifying me. Can you bring it back?"Odds that she's just a slight of hand artist are good, but asking her to do the same trick shirtless might go over poorly.
>>30620466Summon your ID back.If she can do it, you can.
>>30620466Well so far the voices have mostly just been chaos and stupid. I don't see how any of them could have something useful.
>>30620466Don't mess with powers Hannah, especially if you don't know if it's divine powers or dark powers.
>>30620466We don't do that, Hannah.Hannah, you should run.She's a fucking witch.Hannah? Hannah, why aren't you running?FUCK, CALL CHARLIE, WE NEED A MURDERHOBO!
>>30620501It's the only way to be sure.
>>30620466We'll give you powers if you kiss her, we promise.
>>30620466The powers and voices are real, but without a clear actual message there is nothing to herald for.
>>30620466Oh my god, she IS a looney. She talks about deja vu, which is an electric malfunction in your brain, and does simple sleight of hand tricks.EJECT EJECT EJECT
>>30620466She's one of those people with the 8th Grader disease, be careful. It's also a card trick
>>30620466That bitch cray for reals. Take Emily and get the fuck out.
>>30620466Please tell me you aren't this stupid. It's called slight of hand, anyone can do that.
>>30620530>She's a fucking witch.
>>30620466BURN THE WITCH!
Wait... Yeah. I remember seeing that kind of trick on TV..."I uh... Need my ID back."A: "Of course.">Another flick summons the card back into her hand. She gives it to Hannah and smiles.A: "So, will you join us? We need more people like you, Hannah."...I could call her out on that trick. Make her do it with her sleeves rolled up.But I'm not sure if I should.
>>30620588Call her out. We're not insane, yet.
>>30620588Do it.Call her out.
>>30620588No, you should run.Make sure to turn her down though, she'll only get crazier if you accept.
>>30620466Tell her to bring back the card, but with her sleeves pulled up.Normally the trick is to palm the card, but she's shown you her palm so it must be in her sleeve.
>>30620466Yeah, you need to get Emily out of there and BAIL BAIL BAIL. She's going to drag you guys down on the S.S. Crazy.
>>30620588suuuuuuureI dunno if there is a message thoughmy voices just tell me to be a lesbian alreadylots of stuff about /u/boats, whatever those are
>>30620588Do it, let's see what happens.
>>30620588I suggest you don't she doesn't seem alright in the head.Humor her, and just leave. Say that the voice don't trust her.
>>30620588Don't. She's crazy and will kill you. Never leave the house without a knife again.
>>30620588Do not provoke the crazy.Tell her you had fun playing Monopoly and you'll sleep on it and talk to her again tomorrow.
>>30620588Aaaaawkwaaaaaaard.What concerns me is her violent outburst a moment ago. She might turn murderhobo on you if you piss her off.
>>30620588>>30620605>calling out the insane bitchDo you want to die? Who knows, she might be packing a "ritualistic" knife or something.
>>30620588Never join the leader of a group who lies to you.
>>30620588Call her out. Don't worry, we're used to dealing with crazies grab a rock in case you need a weapon
>>30620588Shes fucking nuts. She might stab us if we call her out on her bullshit. But playing along is even more dangerous in the long run.Maybe you can make an excuse that your voices are parinoid and want you to "train" on your own for a while. And by a while they mean the rest of your time at this school. Away from her.
>>30620588Humor her but do not join
>>30620466Parlor tricksThe card is behind her palmI've seen this, I've done this
>>30620663>Hannah is Rena's mom>the voices pass down the line
>>30620588Don't question her openly, you got Emily to protect and to do that, you need Alice to trust you.
>>30620588fuck no. We should just calmly and politely GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. I aint getting sacrificed to the deep ones.
>>30620588Call her out. See, here's the thing:You have the advantage. Your voices are the real deal, she is just a psycho.
>>30620588Don't provoke KILL her, no telling what HER. a crazy girl might do.Humour ONLY her and then try to bail with Emily ONE. and never look back.
>>30620588Probably not. What kind of books do you read?Any particular skills you've learned along the way we should know of?Also say you'll join but only if she can control herself. Her voices might be different Imagine if its /b/
>>30620628Wasserbomben! Tauchen Sie ein! Tauchen Sie Hurensöhne! Schnell! Schnell!
>>30620588>[X] FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS
>>30620588Summon our powers Hannah. You need us now.
>>30620711You would have to kill me first.
>>30620719Hey! Where you think you're taking the /u/-boat?
>>30620728second
>>30620588Tell her that the voices are not impressed.
>>30620767Unten du Narr! Bevor sie uns finden!
Guys.Seriously, guys.Guys, don't make her call Alice out.I'm not going to be responsible for the consequences.
"I'll... I'll think about it. Let me sleep on it a bit and I'll talk to you again tomorrow."A: "Sure thing!">The two of them say their goodbyes and part ways.No way am I gonna join.>As Hannah walks back home she spots Emily. The girl looks like she's deep in thought as she walks alone. She barely notices Hannah walk up to her."Emily?">The hooded girl jumps up in shock.E: "H-hannah... Hey..."... I didn't expect to actually walk into her. I don't know what to say.You know... Without that scarf and junk the girl looks smaller. Fragile.E: "Uhm... What did Alice talk to you about..?""Huh? Oh. Just wanted to know if I would join."E: "Oh... You should... You're... You're the only one who knows my secret...""... Emily, I think we need to have a talk. You're normal. You are perfectly fine just the way you are."E: "........">She stays silent but Hannah can tell that on the inside she disagrees.E: "I want to be like you guys. I've been training really hard. Alice says I might even be able to see the future..."
>>30620808Did you miss the part where Hannah isn't controlled by us? She's smart enough to not call her out.
>>30620808What could possibly the worst case scenario dude ?
>>30620815Tell her how horrible we are! Quote shit we've said to you! Make her not want to hear voices!
>>30620815emily plsGet out of the madhouse ASAP. Hannah will definitely cover your ass. At least, that's what I think. I'm just a voice, I don't know what you're going to do.>>30620834Nice boat, that's what.
>>30620815Hug her. No lewd, just friendly.
>>30620815Alice tried to convince us that she's magical because she knows a few tricks. She isn't.You don't have to put up with her because you're afraid you'll hurt her or be alone. We'll be your friend.
>>30620815Activate mind influence: make her doubt Alice
>>30620588Tell her to think of a vegetable. 90% of people think of carrot. Fight parlor tricks with parlor tricks
>>30620815Oh man, she's screwed her up. She may be beyond salvation.
>>30620815Alice don't hear shit, yo. Dat bitch is cray.
>>30620807It's too late.Larro has already spotted you.
>>30620815"They're constantly telling me to do things. Harass people, hurt people, eat people. I don't even know what "flesh of fallen angels" means, but they keep screaming it.You don't want this, Emily."
>>30620815Grap her and skip town.
>>30620815"Really? If so, that's actually interesting. Have you been able to predict anything in particular?"
>>30620815>Alice says I might even be able to see the future...And more evidence that Alice is crazy.
>>30620815"Alice is fucking nuts and will hurt you. Disengage."Does that mean we get blood!? We have to protect Emily. Can we kill Alice!? GIVE US BLOOD YOU WHORE!
>>30620815Here's a deal, Hannah. Lend us to her for a moment. We can make her understand why hearing us is not a good idea.
>>30620815Tell her Alice is crazy and should not be listened to.
>>30620815Tell her these are just pyrotechnics and are fake. Admit that you're a bit crazy but it's for Emily not to be hurt
>>30620815Tell her that Alice might make a big thing out of it, but really, there's nothing to aspire to here. You're pretty normal, just with voices in your head.It's not something worth devoting your life to. Alice is being silly for focusing on it so much.
>>30620815We are going to die. We should transfer schools. Alice is nuts and poor Emily her fanatic follower.
>>30620888AND SKULLS!I DEMAND MY THRONE!
>>30620815Tell her the voices are telling you to go lesbo on her ass. That will make her totally not want them. Maybe.
>>30620815I really don't think that voices grant you powers. I mean unless you count our internet access as a power
>>30620841Don't quote the parts about the voices telling you to kill one of them though. That would lead to bad things.
Rolled 5 + 6>>30620889YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSI wholeheartedly support this action. Is your skin itchy?
>>30620889Is anyone tempted to quote lorem ipsum while we're inside Emily's head?
>>30620815tell her about the whole difference between us and Alice's version with the message. Now sure we dont know for SURE if she actually is some crazy posessed girl cultist woman, but we know for sure that unless the message is either turning your life into lesbian sex funtime or into a highlander/the one knockoff, its not the voices you hear.
>>30620961i truely wish i could hide individual posts
>>30620990But that's nonsense.Quote Lovecraft or something.
>>30620995You totally can. Check settings.
>>30621001or we go full /u/boat
>>30620995You can.Just click the [-] next to it.Or if you don't want to hide its responses automatically, go into the drop-down menu and hide and uncheck "replies to this post".
>>30621010Sigh... better go murder her before she tells Alice.
"You can really see the future?"E: "Well... Not yet... But I think if I keep working at it I will... I just... I'll train harder.""How do you even train for something like this?"E: "I just sit somewhere quiet for a while. I should go now... I need to work some more...""Wait.">Hannah grabs Emily and hugs her tightly. The girl trembles in fear as she tries to say something."Emily. You really don't want this for yourself. Alice... I think she has problems. You're fine just the way you are."E: "I... I...">She wiggles her way out of Hannah's grasp.E: "I gotta go!">She sprints away from the girl as fast as her short legs will take her.
>>30621010oh shit she ran so fast the picture hasn't made it here yet
>>30621035Go after her. We can't risk her getting hurt or running into Alice.
>>30621035Go home, we done all we can
>>30621018>>30620866Sie werden nie erreichen uns hier unten.
>>30621040But is she faster than Flash?
>>30621035AFTER HER
>>30621035WE'RE IN YOU NOW, EMILY!Hey!Hey, Emily!You're a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt.
>>30621035Damn, she's dead.You can try chasing after her, but then you'll probably die too.I recommend leaving her so you can prepare for when Alice shows up with a knife. Or maybe something bigger.
>>30621035Pursue. Stealthy.
>>30621035Go home
>>30621035I don't wanna be the stupid voice but could that mean she's lesbian ?
>>30621035Jesus she's skinny. Check dem gaunt cheeks
>>30621035Well you can do one of two things right now. Go home and hope Emily doesn't spill or give chase and continue were you left off with that hug. *wink wink nudge nudge*
>>30621035let her go
>>30621035After her! We need to convinve her. Alice is NOT a good influence on her.
>>30621009You beautiful bastardI love you
>>30621074Potentially, but that just means Hannah's probably asexual.Perhaps the radioactive one that bit Rena
>>30621056You'll have to come up sometime, the allure of the /u/ is too great for your kind to resist.
>>30621074I really hope not, between this and LGA, I get headaches. >>30621035Go home, and let her go
>>30621035Did you notice how thin she was? Something is wrong.I think you should report all this to the school counselor.
>>30621104Let's keep that in mind. She maybe doesn't dare to talk much because she's lesbian, even it's a bit unrealistic.Just keep that in mind Hannah. We never know.
Dammit...Didn't think she'd run off.At least she's slow as hell.I could chase after her...Or I could just go home.I'm not sure if she wants to talk to me anymore.But what if she tells Alice everything I said?What should I do..?>Go home.>Follow her.
>>30621035Noooooo! Come baaaack!If you go to Alice you'll doom yourself! Doooooooooom!Oh wait, she won't rat on as since we have dirt on her.
>>30621145>>Go home.she drank the kool aid
>>30621145> Follow her.
>>30621145>>Go home.
>>30621145>Go home.You won't be able to win. It's clear she has problems too (although much smaller ones than Alice has). Just tell someone about it.
>>30621145Oooooh, look at me! Miss "Ooooh, I do whatever I want! Waaah waaah!" How about you do whatever you want then, bitch?
>>30621145Follow her. We need to get her away from Alice's cult.And as I said >>30621156 she won't tell Alice anything since we know she doesn't hear any voices.
>>30621145Follow your love to the ends of the earth and beyond~
>>30621145Pursue!
>>30621145Go home. You don't risk much I think. Just rest and think about a battleplan
>>30621145>Go home.
>>30621145>Go home
>>30621145[x] do not pursue lu bu
>>30621145You're starting to let us affect your decisions? Excellent... mwahahaha
>>30621145Eh, what's the worst that can happen if you follow her?
>>30621145>>Follow her.
>>30621227He's right. You said you were still controlling, so keep going. We don't want you to be actually crazy.
>Writing.
>>30621145You know this is a call to adventureFollow Her
>>30621145Oh come on don't just go home. Follow her.
>>30621145Chase your love.
Ugh... Yeah. I don't think anything I say is going to get through to her.Poor girl.I think if I kept bugging her she'd just have a heart attack.>Hannah returns back to her home.>She sees Alice waiting in front of it.A: "Hey, Hannah~""Alice..? How did you find out where I lived..?"A: "It was on your ID card, silly~ I know we really just met and all that but I was wondering if I could spend the night? I really wanna talk to you more about the group. Maybe brainstorm a bit.""I can't... My parents aren't home and-"A: "Perfect! That means there's no one to really say no except for you, huh?"
>>30621352I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED.
>>30621352Quick don't you have any other friends to crash.Say, you made plans with them!
>>30621352bitch be yandere as fuckguard yourself
>>30621352>No one to say noRUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
>>30621352You gon' get raped.
>>30621352DO IT DO IT DO ITTHIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE FRIENDS
>>30621352Tell her she's gone too far. We don't invite ourselves into people's houses without permission god damn it.
>>30621352Which part of "I'll think about it" she didn't understand?DANGER, WILL ROBINSON
>>30621352Tell her your meeting a friend.You have friends right?Crash at their place!
>>30621352She is the bad kind of crazy. THE BAD KIND!You should call her parents, they probably think she is still in the mental hospital or some shit.
>>30621352Verily this voice doth declare that Alice shalt sup deeply of thine very life blood if thou doth not protest!
>>30621352roll with it, you got the adantage of familiar ground
>>30621352Just FYI, if you die, we'll be released onto the world, coating it in eternal darkness. So... be careful.
>>30621352OH SHIT. We cant antagonize her now, and i doubt she would take no for a n answer anyways. Do a mental rundown of any thing that could be easily used as a weapon in your house, and think of places where you can trap her if shit hits the fan.
>>30621431Don't tell her that.Granted, it's not a lie.
>>30621352Don't worry, we've got your back!Stay on her good side, invite her for a sleepover. Just... take precautions in case she's going to turn yandere on your ass.Like a meat cleaver under your pillow.
>>30621352Say no.Never stick your tongue in crazy. And it sounds like she wants it as deep as you can give.
>>30621352NOPE. NOPE NOPE. PREPARE FOR CRAZY
>>30621352We warned you Hannah, we told you Hannah. Nooo don't run from the cray-cray bitch. Welp you're going to get raped, killed, and/or spiritually molested. Good job.
>>30621492>spiritually molestedAlice is totally going to rape Hannah, kill her, fuck the body, then molest the corpse body and soul.
>>30621477Yeah, I agree with this voice.She's maybe crazy but what she has shown for now is just air, nothing else. You have nothing to fear.
>>30621352Does she have a nice boat?
>>30621352
>>30621352be polite and let her in.
>>30621352Don't listen to these idiots Hannah. Alice doesn't suspect a thing, she just wants to have a sleepover with her club friend. Agreed, she's a bit of an assertive asshole, but she's no yandere maniac like SOME make her sound.
>>30621599The girl hears voices in her head! Voices that aren't us and thinks they give her magic powers. She's crazy as fuck.
NOPE."Uhm.. Sorry. I have plans tonight. I'm staying over at another friend's."A: "Who's?""Elisa..? So... Maybe another time."A: "Hmm... Okay~ I'll see you later, fellow Herald!">Alice leaves. Hannah runs, grabs her things, and makes her way to her friend's house. She explains that she hates staying by herself in the home and her friend is cool enough to let her stay.>Hannah explains to her a bit about what's going on. Mostly that Alice invited her to join some weird club.El: "Alice? Alice Smith? Whoa, Hannah. I really think you should stay away from this one.""What's wrong with her?"El: "You didn't hear about what happened with her? The girl flipped out and punched the gym teacher. Broke her hand with it. Her dad sent her to some nut house. That's why she's missed so much school. I'm honestly surprised they let her back in."Wow.So...She is crazy.That about confirms it.El: "I heard they had to force feed her one time. She would just straight up refuse to eat for days on end.""Why?"El: "Well Sarah says it's because she was throwing a tantrum but I heard from Brit that she heard that Alice was doing some sort of religious fast or something. But I don't think her family does any religious stuff, really."
>>30621599That's still not a valable reason for inviting herself to sleep.
We are on page 7 btw, might want to consider a new thread.
>>30621352Tell her no seriously you'd get in big trouble if she stayed over without your parents' permission. Also that she's being pushy, you said that you wanted to think it over. Tell her that the only thing she can do to change your mind would be to demonstrate something that can't be explained as sleight of hand.
>>30621647Well well. Either she's a violent psycho, or her voices are on the off chance that she really has them.
>>30621647Oh wow. Yeah, she's a nutter.We need to get Emily away from her.Also, fill Elisa on what's going on.
>>30621647That's why Emily is so thin. She's doing the same thing to herself!This is when you call Emily's parents and tell them she's got self-esteem problems and because of that she's joined up with a crazy girl who has told her to starve herself.
>>30621647Hannah, girl, you've gotten mixed in some BAD STUFF.You might consider changing all the locks in your house, and sleeping with a baseball bat by your bed.
>>30621647You should probably explain that The Rabbit Hole has taken a liking to you
>>30621723That.. makes a lot of sense. Fuck, we have to end this
>>30621723This. Since you WON'T FUCKING KILL HER YOU FUCKING COWARD, you need to call Emily's parents and get her out of that situation. Alice is on the level of Charles Manson here. You have a duty to save her.
>>30621647Wait a minute ask why she punched the gym teacher. Was it when they were alone together? Maybe there's a reason she did it.
>>30621647I have to concur with this voice: >>30621723If half of what Alice has done while she'd been committed to a mental facility is true, it's highly likely that she's on some sort of watch list. There might be proper authorities to contact about her behavior if it gets too out of hand.
>>30621783Murder is not the solution.
>>30621647Maybe you should listen to us more often Hannah.
>>30621822Pretty much this.But if she did, then she couldn't bitch about "Hurr durr u dun cuntrol me!"Bitch, we are trying to help you!...mainly.
>>30621852>...mainly....well, mosty.
>>30621872Incidentally might be more accurate
>>30621647You just had to tell her who you were going to stay with, didn't you Hannah? Better sleep with one eye open and make sure her place is locked up really well.
>>30621872>mostlysometimes
>>30621892Accidentally, I should think.
"But why the hell did she punch a gym teacher?"El: "I heard it was because the dude just said she wasn't running fast enough. She screamed at him and just socked him in the face.""... Do you have Emily's phone number?"El: "That quiet girl? No... I added her on facebook.""Seriously? Let me use your computer.">Hannah logs on using Elisa's account and starts a chat with Emily.
>>30621852>>30621872>>30621892>>30621909>>30621912Well I think we can all agree we at least want you alive.
>>30621932For now anyways
>>30621929She's dead jim. Burn that witch before she kills everyone.
>>30621929That's a very bad sign. Do you know anything else about her, like her parents' names? We'll need to tell someone about this.
>>30621929pls respond.
>>30621929You are now aware that it is Alice on the other end.
>>30621929OH SHIT SHE'S DEAD!Seriously though, Alice might have just killed her or something.You should panic now.
>>30621932I grudgingly accept those terms.
>>30621929Shit. Okay, ask for help from Elisa's parents. You need some adults in on this.
>>30621929>she has Kitty as her cover photoShe has good taste, Hannah.Too bad she's probably dead now. Or in a basement somewhere.
>>30621929>that catIt's Kitty.Do what >>30621992 said.And fill in Elisa on what's going on.
>>30621929Chill the hell out. It's probably nothing. Give her a little more time.
>>30621929Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!
>>30621929Well, this certainly took an unnecessarily dark turn.
>>30621929Oh dear. Uhm...just...uh, you should probably get some adults in on this somehow. See if Emily's house number is in the phone book or maybe call the police and say you're worried about her.
>>30621929poor dead Emily
>>30621929Well, I guess the crazy bitch overheard your conversations with Emily. Good job getting her killed, Hannah.
>>30621929Well, this didn't go so well.On the up side, your friend has a pretty cute picture of a cat there, so that's nice.You don't want to freak out TOO bad, because it might just get her into more trouble than she's already in, but if this isn't a false alarm it's going to be pretty bad if you don't figure out how to do something.
>>30621929> no phone> dad's callingShe obviously doesn't want to talk to us.
>>30621929IT'S KITTY! WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THIS AU RENA!?
>>30621929PANIC!
>>30622067... Maybe it's before the end of the world? Rena is a post apocalyptic setting after all.
>>30621929[YANDERE INTENSIFIES]
>>30622065from the other room
>>30622090MAYBE WE START THE END OF THE WORLD
>>30621999>Or in a basement somewhere.This is my fetish.
>>30622132fuck off
>>30622132Nah, not our thing. Gotta be the other bitch what breaks the world good.
>>30622132...wait.Black cat...Emily really wants to hear the voices/have powers...People exist who have powers after the apocalypse...And we seem to be able to jump into their heads...What if the Heralds are nascent power-users... and Emily finds a way to cannibalize other people's powers?
>>30622132Kitty would be trying to end the last bits of the world left to finish off what her mistress likely died trying to do
>Hannah waits. Ten minutes pass.>Fifteen.>Twenty."She's not replying... Dammit.">Hannah explains to Elisa everything that's happened now. Except for the fact that she can hear voices, of course.>The two of them agree to get Elisa's parents in on this.>Adults can be very helpful.>Elisa's mom is able to get in contact with Emily's mom. The two of them talk for awhile before Elisa's mom hangs up.>She says that Emily is in the hospital right now. That she had anorexia or something. She just fainted but the doctor's say she's fine now.>Elisa and Hannah return to the bedroom and sit, not really knowing what to say.El "... Should we call the police on her?""For what? We can't prove anything. She hasn't done anything illegal. Just been really fucking creepy."FuckWhy did I have to get involved? This is not what I wanted.
>>30622189That stuffed animal is frowning at you. Flash it to make it smile~
>>30622189Nothing we could do, only thing is try to confront Alice.
>>30622189Go to the hospital. Psycho-bitch going to try something.Take Lyrical P- I mean, Elisa.
>>30622189Tell the school counselor?
>>30622189at least you're not bored
>>30622189Hole up in your friends house with guns and canned food.Wait it out.
Rolled 20 + 6>>30621929We need an adult.
>>30622189We can help you... if you let us out...
>>30622189You keep getting involved because otherwise people would get themselves hurt!
>>30622189If Alice has a psychologist or something, could you could give an anonymous tip or something that Alice may be acting up again?
>>30622227Holy shit, supercrit.
>>30622210Not without something to beat her up with if things go south.
>>30622189>This is not what I wanted.There's a certain saying about being careful about what you wish for, it might come true.
Rolled 9 + 6>>30622189Better safe than sorry.
>>30622189This is what we voices do, we guide people when shit happens. So let's do this together.
>>30622189Maybe you should call Alice's parents.
>>30622259Why dude. Why would you do that.
>>30622189I think we need to talk to Alice, but not alone. First off, ask her to do that trick with her sleeves rolled up. Second, tell her that Emily doesn't hear voices, she just really wanted to be with Alice for some reason. Enough to starve herself, similar to what Alice was doing but more extreme, because she didn't want to give up.Just explain that Alice can still be Emily's friend, and maybe even your friend, but not outside of school.
Rolled 4 + 3>>30622259Rolling will save vs. fear.
>>30622259She looks like Mrs. Potato Head.
>>30622259Am I supposed to know that that is?Can someone explain what that is?
>>30622295Oh no, save DC failed.
>[23:45] <Larro> We're not even up to the real Happeninglarrolarro plspls larro
>>30622189At least we know she didn't really attack Emily. That's one less thing to worry about.If there's nothing better to do, I think we should visit Emily in the hospital. Try and talk to her there.
>>30622290>Making friends with the psycho.Yeah if you want to die young maybe.
>>30622336We're on pg 8.The real happening better get it's own thread because this one is off the board soon.
>>30622367If she understands the limits it's safe, AND we can keep tabs on her.
>>30622360>At least we know she didn't really attack Emily.The parents could be lying, you know!
>After a bit more talking the two of them decide to leave an anonymous tip to Alice's psychiatrist. It's easy enough to find out who the person is. It seems Alice is on a few lists.>They spend the rest of their night chatting and eating junk food.====================================>The next day Hannah goes back to school. Everything is back to normal but Emily's seat is empty.>Hannah realizes that she had barely even noticed the girl before.>Alice approaches Hannah at lunch.A: "Hey~ Did you think about joining the group~?""I did..."A: "Aaaand~?""I'll... Tell you after school."A: "Sure thing! I think we should visit Emily after school. Did you hear what happened?""Yeah..."A: "Poor girl. I guess not everyone can handle what we have, huh?""..."A: "I think out of all of us she's the weakest. But if she keeps at it I'm sure she'll do well.""Alice..."A: "Hey, listen! I have something I want to show you after school. Something really cool. Meet me on the roof, okay?""..."A: "I'll see you there~">She leaves. Class resumes and a few hours later ends....>Go to the roof.>Leave the school.
We need to convince Alice that in order to please the voices, she must kiss girls
>>30622439>Go to the roof.stay away from the edge
>>30622439Meh, might as well go to the roof. Just know there's like a 99% chance she'll try to kill you. But, on the flip side, there's a chance she might show you something actually cool.
>>30622439She wants to show you your doom.
>>30622439Go to the roof. Lets ride this out.
>>30622439>Go to the roof but have your friend know where you are.MAKE SURE SOME ONE KNOWS WHERE YOUR GOING!
>>30622439Leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
>>30622439Take a teacher with you to the roof.
>>30622439why did you say yessssyou should have said nowtf happened to Emily???
>>30622491This.
>>30622439>get Elisa>tell her to stay a little bit behind you in case things go bad>>Go to the roof.
>>30622439>Go to the roof.I HAVE SEEN HOW THIS ENDS!
>>30622439>>30622455Dear Alice, this is the voices speaking to you. Hannah is the chosen one and you are to be her bride. She will resist at first, but you must make it so.Sincerely,The Voices
>>30622439Leave the school. She will fucking push you off. She fucking knows.
>>30622439Listen. Hannah. Go to the roof. But make sure SOMEBODY knows that you're up there. If something bad happens to you, who are we gonna bother?
>>30622439>Go to the roof.Tell Elisa that you're going to.
>>30622439>Tell your friend where your going. Make sure some one knows where you are
>>30622439Ask a teacher to keep a lookout while you go to the roof.
>>30622439Might as well go up there, if she's benevolent and you don't, you can give an excuse, and if she is not, well, you're fucked anyways, so...
>>30622514>I HAVE SEEN HOW THIS ENDS!more like>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-9lMcKWJwo
>>30622439>>Ask a teacher you trust if they can keep an ear out.Just having someone know where you are isn't enough. We've heard that she's freaked out about things way less personal to her than her crusade about her Voices in ways that led her to hurt people way bigger than she is. We want someone to be there in case she's going to do something drastic, either to herself or others.>>Go to the roof.
>>30622439>Go to the roof.What's the worst that could happen
>>30622515Wrong person idiot. That's supposed to go to charlie
>>30622547Naw. There's no way in hell this doesn't end on a boat with our severed head in a duffel bag.
>>30622439Go to the roof. If she's about to do something dangerous you have to stop her.
Let me guess, she's going to try and convince you that she can fly.
>>30622620If it happens, we definitely shouldnt try to dissuade her.
>>30622620If that happens, say "Wait, someone might see you!" and suggest that she just levitate a few feet in the air from the center of the roof.
>>30622697She's reached the point where she's looking to spread the Message, though, so people seeing her is probably what she would WANT to happen.
>>30622620If that happens we should ask her to do it from a less lethal height. Because she could mess up, no matter how good she is at it, and it's not worth the risk.
>>30622620Doesn't she know that you don't get flight form until lvl 58?
Reminder that we're on page 9.
>Hannah goes to the roof after making sure Elisa knows exactly where she'll be and what to do if she doesn't return in 10 minutes.>Up there she sees Alice standing by the edge and staring off into the sky.A: "Hannah, I'm glad you came.""What did you want to show me?"A: "Come here.">Hannah takes a step closer.A: "Come on.">One more step.>Suddenly Alice jumps at her. Hannah flinches and in her moment of weakness she feels Alice's strong arms lock her into place. She's suddenly dragged close and closer to the edge.>Hannah remembers that this girl did punch the gym teacher hard enough to break her hand.>She feels herself lifted up and dangled off of the ledge.A: "They spoke to me again, Hannah! They told me what your power is. You can fly, Hannah! Emily can see the future, I have amazing strength, and you can fly! We're going to prove it to the world, okay?">Hannah is hyperventalating and scrambling to hold onto something. The only thing keeping her from dropping is Alice's arms.A: "Are you ready? I know you're scared but you're like a bird. You just need the right scare to really spread your wings.">Diplomacy 1d20>Struggle 1d20-2>Other 1d20
Rolled 20>>30622827>Other 1d20Learn to fly.
Rolled 13>>30622827>OtherNeural Feedback Loop.Make her voices shriek at her loud enough to make her blank out.
Rolled 5>>30622827 >Diplomacy 1d20CAN'T WE DO THIS FROM THE BLEACHERS OR SOMETHING
>>30622851Oh god...
Rolled 14>>30622827>DiplomacyThey're speaking to me, too! It was just a test of your loyalty! You've proven your willingness to sacrifice me, so you don't have to!
Rolled 7>>30622827>LEARN TO FUCKING FLY
>>30622851Totally this. Nat 20 and all
>>30622851Well, that happened.
Rolled 4>>30622851Welp. I think that settles this.
Rolled 4>>30622827kiss her as a distraction
Rolled 8>>30622851We birds now.
Rolled 7>>30622827"What if I don't make it the first time? Then my powers would go to waste!"
Rolled 9>>30622827Tell her that Emily can't even hear the voices!
Rolled 12 - 2>>30622827JUDO THROW
Rolled 11>>30622827> DiplomacyGod no.
>>30622851
>>30622851http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZRzVIhBBQg
Rolled 2>>30622827"Wait, wait, I'm not ready yet! I need practice!"
Rolled 19>>30622827diplomacy
Rolled 17>>30622827"You are fucking crazy, and you are going to kill me like you tried to kill Emily."Diplomacy.
>>30622844I see you, deleted roll.Why can't you let our Natural 20's be natural?
Rolled 14 + 2>>30622827>StruggleFuck bitches.
>>30622851Glory Be.
>>30622851Larro dice.
>>30622851Well, alright then!Go Hannah! You can do it!
>>30622851If by 'learn to fly' you mean 'grab Alice, kick off the building and use her as a point of rotation and ending up with Alice in a vice-like choke hold around her neck' ... well, I'd call that falling in style.
>>30622844youuuuu
Rolled 8 - 2>>30622851Wow, Now I'll roll for an actual option.>>30622827Struggle.
Rolled 2>>30622827>DiplomacyEven a nat 20 will not allow us to do the impossible.
>>30622974You mean like hearing sentient headvoices?
>>30622827Alice is Pringle Guard, isn't she?
>Writing
Rolled 11>>30622827"Shouldn't we do this where people could see? Then everyone would know that you were right!"
Rolled 7 + 2>>30622972Shhh. Shut the fuck up.This will be amazing if it works.Also, Hannah, you can't fly and this bitch is going to kill you. Struggle.
Rolled 6>>30622974Bullshit, everyone has a 5% chance to succeed at anything at all. That's just how life works, Anon.
>>30623005I don't have a ron paul folder.Someone upload one.
>>30623001Pretty sure pringle guard had a different skin colour.
>>30623005i feel so scared.
>>30623005
>>30623022All I've got is this.
>>30623005Well, this oneshot had to end somehow.
>>30622917Wrong song, faggothttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYGSC9wiOYE
>>30622827Wait, I thought her thing was making stuff disappear. Guiz, do you think she lied?
"You are fucking crazy, and you are going to kill me like you tried to kill Emily!"A: "Huh..? I didn't try to kill her... Hannah, you're not making any sense. Now stop moving... Ready?""ALICE DON'T!">Alice lets go.>Hannah feels her insides freeze up as she's dropped into open air 5 stories above ground.>She falls.====================================
>>30622851On one hand, I'm a little pissed that we might prove Alice rightOn the other, I'm looking forward to what happens
>>30623069>Larro's easiest update ever
>>30623069welp
>>30623069I HABEEB I CAN FRY
>>30623069Sorry guys. i think my nat 20 killed us.
>>30623069D:
Rolled 14>>30623069BUT I BARJEEV'D!
>>30623069fuck we dead cause of crazy bitch, holy shit.
>>30623092You think?
>>30623069VOICE COME TOGETHER, WE CAN SAVE HANNAH!
>>30623069Now you're stuck in hell with us!Sucker.
>>30623061We can confront on that after we FLY
Rolled 16>>30623111CAN WE FIX IT!?
>>30623069
>>30623108But it's clearly a lotus pod shopped onto a guy's neck.
>>30623108Wait, does that meal Holes is actually possible?Neat
>>30623108please anon. please stop. please.
>>30623108you are still a piece of shit sir
Rolled 11>>30623069Live, damn you!
>>30623125Have some calming music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCh3JdMMwY0
>>30623069You were supposed to go limp, sucker fool.
>>30623108could you at least post some images of it that don't suck?Instead of unpleasant feelings you're just making me hate people that can't into basic photoshop skills
Rolled 19>>30623069WE CAN SAVE YOU, WE ARE THE VOICES
>>30623111doing spirit ball again?
>>30623175Cool. What happened there?
Rolled 11>>30623069Hey.Hey, Queen.Wake the fuck up.
>>30623175oh hey, trench foot. Lovely
Rolled 14, 3, 14 = 31>>30623069Moment of truth. Fly
>>30623188Photoshop probably.
>As she falls something happens. An odd gust of wind combined with just the right roll let's Hannah land into a nearby tree. It breaks her fall and she tumbles down it's branches, scratching herself countless times until a particularly strong one catches her.>She lays there, her entire body screaming in pain.A: "Hannah! Come on! That was horrible!""......."A: "Do you want me to come get you? I think I can reach the tree and just jump us back up here!">Tell her to do so.>Other.
ITT: we ded son.
>>30623212>>Other.flip her off
>>30623207World War 1 says hi
Rolled 2>>30623212Try to speak.Vomit blood.Beg for death.
>>30623069Wait a second, do we know how many stories this school has?For all we know, it could only have one or two.
>>30623212"HELP! SOME ONE!"
>>30623212>call cops>send her ass to jail for attempted murderseriously fuck this chick she tried to kill us.
>>30623212Oh god, theres a branch through you. Its literally going through you skin and theres blood and oh god oh godScream for help!
>>30623212Go fuck yourself Alice.
Rolled 11>>30623212>Take out cellphone>Call abulance
>>30623212>Other.Tell her to call an ambulance.
>>30623212Do you have a phone?If you can reach it, you might want to, y'know. Call emergency services.I think you need them.
>>30623212Get your cellphone out.Call emergency services.
>>30623212>otherI think I might have been stabbed through the stomach
>>30623212i hope you have 911 on speed dial
>>30623225Yep.
>>30623212"Get fucked."
>>30623212Tell her to get you to the goddamn hospital, right the fuck now
>>30623212>otherCall for help! Make sure someone knows who threw you off the fucking roof! Come on
>>30623212Get help now!
yes, tell her to jump and get us. just jump off the roof and WHAM she turns into paste.
>>30623212Give that dumb bitch the bird.
>>30623249It said that was a five story fall just now
>>30623212Confront her about super strength vs disappearing card tricks. Also, tell her we messed up the landing and need to go to the hospital before we can try again.
>>30623212You are a terrible friend, Alice. Also, I thought your powers was making shit disappear, not strength.
>>30623212>>Other."I'm fine. Just need a minute. Wait for me in the club room."
>>30623212LETS GO VISIT EMILYLIKE... NOW
>>30623212>Call using phone, if you don't have phone, wait it out. Your friend knows what do after 10 mins
>>30623212(Insert MGS3 healing Eva Tutorial)
>>30623212>Other.Tell her to wait.For exactly 10 minutes.She's insane, and mildly homicidal because of it. Don't tell her to come get you since you're comparatively sane and you don't actually want to kill someone.Just wait for your friend to get a teacher to come help like you asked her to, and get Alice the help she needs. In the nuthouse.
>>30623313bust in and get killed?
>>30623212Tell her to get a fucking doctor because there's a branch STICKING OUT OF YOU.
>>30623139You bastard.
>>30623212Call 911.Because you need a doctor.
>>30623347What is that?
>>30623352Or it could have just scraped her and pierced through her uniform.Probably don't want to take any risks, though.
Rolled 12>>30623212Rolling to become the voices inside the head of someone who can call an ambulance.
>>30623381Worms infecting an animal's ear
>>30623381Dog ear.
I need to run tomorrow, and I know this might be a rule violation or whatever, but thank you Janitor.
>>30623381Ticks and shit in a dogs ear.I wouldn't think it was as nasty if I hadn't seen a dog with shit like that in real life.
>Hannah tells her to just wait there for her.>She calls the hospital.=====================================>It's a day later.>Alice was arrested for attempted murder. It took them a while to get you out of that tree on account of the branch going through your gut. Good thing you only need one kidney.>Hannah has been spending her time recovering at the hospital. People have come by to visit her and even Alice's dad came by to apologize. He said he would be willing to cover Hannah's bills.>Someone knocks at the door.>Emily enters. She's looking a lot better now.E: "Hey."
>>30623433Now, kiss.
>>30623433>Hug the emily. >Apologize for not helping her sooner.
>>30623433what the fuck happened to you
>>30623433Have sex on the hospital bed.I mean, you practically -have- to at this point. Almost dying is really a bonding experience.
>>30623433Ask her if she's okay.
>>30623433>Good thing you only need one kidney.Having only one kidney sucks though.
>>30623433That bitch is fucking crazy and bad news stay awayI think she's just jealous that the real voices don't speak to her any more
>>30623433Hi. You ok?
>>30623433Fuck. I hope Emily is done being Alice's little minion. This better not end with us getting murdered by an anorexic chick.
>>30623433You should probably not move.Seriously, if you just lost a kidney, just lie there. That's major shit.
>>30623433"What a week huh?"
>>30623433Tell her that's why she shouldn't be friends with people who let the voices rule their lives.Ignore the hypocrisy.
>>30623433You're injured, so you will be unable to resist our will.Kiss the starving chick.
>>30623433Kiss the girl.inb4 she turns on us
>>30623433Get ready to press the button that calls the nurse or security or whatever. Maybe she's gonna pull anything, but it never hurts to be sure.
>>30623433So, uh, sorry about the kidney and all that. And the getting thrown off the roof.Just. Kind of drop the whole thing about how we're in your head when you're around Emily. Because there's no way it's going to help either of you, regardless of whether or not we're real.
>>30623433Ask if she wants some of your broth, as they won't give you solid food for a few more days...
>>30623433Tell her she looks better now.
guysguyswhat if alices voices were just her being insane as fuck
>>30623557...you're just now getting this?
>>30623557Yeah, thats kinda horrible obvious. Which means it completely impossible that that was the case
>>30623433You lost a kidney? Yeesh.
>>30623557...really?I mean, really?YOU FUCKING THINK SO!?REALLY?WOWSUCH OBSERVATIONMUCH OBVIOUSWOW
>>30623557I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. I'm going to take the number down, and get back to you in five years.
>>30623630i love that screencap so much.
>>30623598>>30623576>>30623573In all fairness, punching a gym teacher in the face for mocking her running and convincing her to throw someone off a roof are things /tg/ would totally tell someone to do. Hell, we told Hannah to learn to fly for fucks sake.
>>30623662I mean... it was a 20.
>>30623543It's fine.Really.Worth it cause the other thing would be just straight up dying."How are you?"E: "I'm a lot better now. I heard what happened at the school.""Yeah. It was pretty crazy.">Emily walks up to Hannah and kisses her on the head.E: "Thank you so much for helping me... Alice is gone but it's okay.">She smiles.E: "I can hear Them now."
>>30623662What if this one-shot was Larro pitting two groups of questers against each other?
>>30623433But having one kidney sucks....also ask her if she's okay.Also are you a lesbian? just to have some of the voices back off
>>30623662Maybe Alice was just being influenced by the posters on 2chan.
>>30623662We've also been telling Hannah since the first sign of crazy.Yeah, she definitely could just be listening to her voices instead of trying to be sane like Hannah.
>>30623680WHOOPS.
>>30623680>E: "I can hear Them now."ABANDON SHIP.
>>30623680CHOKE HER WITH HER IV HOSE!
>>30623680IT BEGINS!
>>30623680As long as she doesn't try to throw you off any tall buildings it should be alright.
>>30623680Oh shit, now we have to deal with another.Don't listen to them, thay'll aks for blood and lesbians
>>30623680NOPENOOOOOOOPEWHY ARE ALL OUR OTHER HOSTS SO FUCKING BUGNUTS, HANNAHWHY
>>30623680No.Nono.NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>>30623680Oh fuck.
>>30623680>E: "I can hear Them now."There is only one way to stop this.The voices silence themselves with but a single word.Sage.
>>30623680So it's a mind parasite that jumps from person to person and we're another one of the same?GUYS! What if "Them" is not trying to kill Hannah, but is targeting US, as in The Voices us?
>>30623714KAIYO-KEN...TIMES...TEN...AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Rolled 5>>30623680Aw fuckWell maybe they're more like us and just yelling at her to begin the sloppy makeouts instead of anything dangerously crazy
>>30623680We told you there could only be one. You did't listen. Now, you're the one who's going to die.
>>30623680It all comes tumbling, tumbling, tumbling down.
>>30623680Fucking goddamit. Protect your Chasity! Also Larro, kind of felt a little rushed?or is that just me?
say, you know whats a fun hobby? practical self defense, and collecting various brands of mace.
>Voices take over the world>Nukes get fired>People hide underground>Eventually AI's, free of Voice, are developed>Grant people superpowers for Voice enjoyment/lightningrod effect>Hero Quest.
>>30623680She suffered a trauma just like you. At least you know she's not totally crazy.It'll be fine.
>>30623713did you see the start of this thread? only hannah was able to resist those fucking KILL EVERYTHING idiots
>>30623743Far too meta. It would be like the thread going 404 since the quest is over.>>30623752Fuck you, now I have to go listen to that.
>>30623680Bad Survival End
>>30623680... the voices constantly saying 'KISS THE GIRL' have found a host willing to LISTEN/u/boat win!
>>30623738That's a bit unneeded, seeing how we're on page 10Did someone archive?
>>30623753I think the oneshots are shorthand for "Larro couldn't prep/didn't want to run HQ."All the same, man, thanks for running.
>>30623680HOIST THE SAILSTHE /U/BOAT RIDES AGAIN!
>>30623680Tell her that you'll shank her if she tries the same thing as Alice did.
>>30623680E: "Oh gosh! I'm sorry! I was kidding! Please stop crying!"
>>30623806/u/boats move underwater, dumbass.
>>30623821Perfect.Larro, you are fucking masterful.
>>30623821THANK GOD
>>30623821OH GOD SHES BLEEDINGGUYS GUYS HELP, HOLY SHIT!
>>30623821WHY WOULD YOU SAY THATCALL A NURSE!
>>30623821no.We refuse to stop crying for at LEAST 15 minutes.
>>30623821CHOKE HER OUT WITH HER IV HOSE!
>>30623821Cried so hard our missing kidney hole started crying sympathetically.
>>30623821GOOD END...KINDA!
>>30623821Am I supposed to trust the email field or the subject here
>>30623821[transfer to Emily]DO NOT TAUNT AN INJURED PERSON LIKE THAT.DON'T TAUNT ANYONE ELSE LIKE THAT EITHER.IN FACT, JUST DON'T TRY TO BE FUNNY.
>>30623828Either way, it got sunked
>>30623868Whoops
>>30623806Sieg! Für Deutschland!
>>30623889Ok good.
>>30623886No it didn't, that kiss was 100% real.
>>30623970It is just a kiss on the cheek/forehead?I mean can't girls just be friends?Also they only known each other for like two days?People just met Alice and they wanted to jump her bones the moment she showed up.
>>30623889will we get a leisure drawn additional ending?
>>30624005I'm not a /u/boater, anon, you just have to understand how they think.After all, there's still some out there who want Rena to "learn how to be a lesbian", whatever the fuck that means.
>>30624005>I mean can't girls just be friends?NEVARTHE MOMENT THEY TOUCH THEY FUCK LIKE RABBITS UNTIL FORCIBLY SEPARATED
>>30623821So Hannah, still bored?
>>30624038That was rather confusing, between that debacle and what happens in LGA, it makes my head hurt
>>30624038>>30624045Your insane hatred has been noted.
>>30623844She's growing up, anon, becoming a woman. It's natural.
>>30624091I've got no insane hatred for the subject, but there are those who do, and they can be quite hilariously rabid in their arguments and labelling, hence my deriding parody utilizing the lost art of hyperbole.
>>30624091That was hatred?
>>30624129>I've got no insane hatred for the subject>hence my deriding parody utilizing the lost art of hyperbole.>hyperbole>art>no insane hatred>they can be quite hilariously rabid in their arguments and labelling>hilariously rabid>labelling>no insane hatred
>>30624091>insane hatredI'm totally 100% okay with lesbians, but /u/boats still scare the fuck outta me.
>>30624170>bitches about labeling>while literally calling everyone he disagrees with "insane"/u/boats, erryone.
>>30624232abruptly declares without reason that they couldn't possibly be lesbians>totally 100% okay with lesbians
>>30624038She didn't even know what a lesbian was until a few weeks ago. There's still hope.
>>30624267>literally calling everyone he disagrees with "insane">referring to the act of literally screaming in all caps about the horrible opinions of the "u-boats" which don't exist outside of said strawman "insane hatred"
>>30624271>abruptly declares without reason that they couldn't possibly be lesbiansWhere did I do this? You might have my posts confused with another. Like I said, if there was some mutual attraction between them that would be one thing but all this YOU BOTH HAVE TITS, I DEMAND YOU MAKE OUT NOW shit is kinda creepy.
>>30624299>Where did I do this?>>30623886
>>30624295Right, because >>30624038 was totally in allcaps. That is, of course, ignoring the fact that >>30624045 was blatantly sarcastic.Your overuse of greentext as if it makes you clever has also been duly noted.
>>30624329Yeah, that aint my post. Be a little less frantic and kneejerk accusatory next time
>>30624330>That is, of course, ignoring the fact that >>30624045 was blatantly sarcastic.No, it's calling out the strawman. That's the opposite of ignoring it.
>>30624329That was mine.Also I only did that since, I've seen that joke so many times it got old really fast.
>>30624372>jokes are now strawmenWell okay. Besides, calling out strawmen by constructing your own isn't very effective
>>30624388>a strawman which is declared a "joke" and aimed at someone the speaker hates is still a strawmanThat isn't new.
>>30624403>someone the speaker hatesHot assumptions there, Boatswain.
>>30624420It's a pretty safe assumption to make, if they decided to rage out an exaggerated stereotype like that. Because that's the exact sort of thing that people do about people they hate.
>>30624447>rage outDamn son, you just can't stop the assumptions from flowin.You do realize a lot of people use allcaps not to express rage but instead to express facetiousness, right? To inform the reader that this post should not be taken seriously or read too deeply into.And yet you've done exactly that.
>that one bitchy /u/boater STILL salty over Rena's rejection now bitching up a storm in this thread over...something. I don't even knowMax lels
>>30624484There is nothing indicating that this "joke" wasn't an expression of hatred, least of all its categorization as a joke.
>>30624496Your insane hatred has also been noted.Feel free to keep calling it joking joking joking, though.
Guys. The oneshot is done. Let's just leave.
>>30624509>There is nothing indicating that this "joke" wasn't an expression of hatredNor was there anything indicating it WAS an expression of hatred, least of all your inane accusations of otherwise. Why are you so rotten of a person as to assume the absolute worst from your fellow man?
>>30624523The only joke here is you, Mr. /u/boat, but I don't hate you. Yall niggas are too much of a lulcow to hate. This is some Chris-chan level shit right here.
>>30624526Except for being the exact sort of "joke" that people use to degrade groups that they hate.
>>30624546Yes, we here on 4chan are systematically oppressing your "culture" of imagining two fictional females romantically entangled. Christ, can you really get any more self-righteous?
>>30624546Jokes about rabbits?We're not even talking about degrading people are we?how does that even relate?
>>30624571That's a pretty bizarre strawman, but the joke is still an all-caps mockery of a hated group.
