Porunga vanishes, the Dragonballs scatter across the planet known as Namek. You take a moment to allow what just happened to sink in for you. You are alive! You literally went to Hell and back. Granted, from Hell you went back to another realm in the otherworld, but still, you did it. Your family and friends are all here, overjoyed to have you back. The happiness radiating from them is almost a visible thing, and you can't help smile at how much they care.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

First time here. I get it's Dragon-CYOA-Ball but could someone bring me up to speed?

>>30552285
You were a low class Saiyan warrior, and one of the survivors when Planet Vegeta was destroyed. You and three other Saiyans tried to form an empire to go to war against Frieza; one of the other Saiyans died and you eventually gave up on that idea. A woman named Fita joined you and the two Saiyan females travelling with you. Eventually, you came to Earth, and later confronted Frieza. You turned into a Super Saiyan during the fight. You've had several children and currently call Earth home.

>>30552264
Whoah, wasn't expecting you by this point.
>B. Talk to Bardock about his new weapon. I would also like Frank to get one of his own and train in it.


>>30552285
Heres the pastebin btw. It has power levels and such http://pastebin.com/EBPnZfRz

>>30552264
Woah, this is a pretty late time to start.
>A So, what have ya'll been doing since I was gone?

>>30552362
>>30552349
Is 45 million pre-SSJ?
Is this bullshit powerlevel where it will fluctuate to beat the BBEG?
Can we make destructo disks?
Do we know the evil containment wave?

>>30552415
>>30552362
Sorry guys, was at a birthday party for my little cousin

>>30552448
Yes
Sometimes
No
No

>>30552489
well what the fuck CAN we do with our ki then?
We need to learn the devilmite beam, fuck all that other shit.

>>30552362
>>30552415
Vooooooooooooooooooooooooooote

>>30552507
Dijon Driller: A spiraling energy blast
Ki Strands: Basically garrot wire made of ki
Kamehameha
Ki Armor: Surrounding yourself in a viel of energy, defending you and harming foes that touch you
Instant Transmission
Mouth blast
Solar Flare
Ki Kick

>>30552510
Neither.

>B. Head to Earth, Ki-sense Devilman, Offer sexual favors for the secret of the devilmite beam.

>>30552569
Who taught us the Kamehameha or the Taio-Ken?

>>30552621
You met Roshi while searching for the Dragon Balls. You taught him to fly, he taught you the Kamehameha wave

Fita died at one point, and learned Kaio-Ken in other world. She taught it to you later.

>>30552652
Okay. TAIO-KEN (Solar Flare)

>>30552663
Fita taught it to you

>>30552706
Alright. One more question.
Are we following the main story? Are we going to See Cellulose or MajinBazooper?

>>30552731
You killed Doctor Gero and destroyed Cell before he had fully developed. 17 and 18 became friends with you over time, Majin Buu will not awake for several years yet.

>>30552731
We killed cell when he was a fetus

Buu wouldn't even last 1.5 seconds

>>30552285
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/CYOA%3A%20Saiyan%20Story-Installment/text/Saiyan/type/op/page/5/

Here's the archives

>>30552731
We probed Gero's skull to get location of all the androids and Cell before we killed him.

>>30552752
Still here SOM?
>>30552362
Voting this to get things started

>>30552510
seconding mine >>30552362

>>30553254
>>30553248
>>30552362
You ask Bardock about the blade he is carrying, and he tells you about how he forged it on Huhn-tresh's world and was trained by one of the warriors there.

"Your son shows great skill," Huhn-tresh tells you. "I think he will surpass even you, given time."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30553372
>A
"As it should be. I won't be around forever, after all."

"So, Bardock, who'd you see during your test in the cave?"

>>30553372
seconded>>30553533
Thoughts on going and getting our weapon now?

>>30553557
That can come later. Story time comes first.

>A.
Can we go back to earth now?

>>30553628
>>30553557
>>30553533
"As it should be," you respond. "I won't be around forever, after all. So, Bardock, who'd you see during your test in the cave?"

His face darkens. "Cooler. He was much more powerful than when we fought him on Earth, and he had cybernetic enhancements. He said some friends of his saved him and made him stronger. We never did find a body, did we?"

"I never did," Salta admits

"Me neither," Spina adds.

"We blasted him in the direction of the sun," Fita tells you. "We assumed he has been burnt to a crisp."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30553628
Thats totally fine with me. It was incredibly awesome.


>>30552454
No worries SOM, just figured you weren't going to be around today. Have you thought of making a twitter by any chance? So if you have something come up you can notify people?

>>30553774
I do, I forgot to update it

@starwafsands

>>30553757
>A
"I didn't see him in hell with the rest of his family, either."

"But hey, let's just take things one step at a time. I've got a LOT to tell you about, and some messages from the other side as well. So let's go home."

>B
Teleport back to Earth. Invite everyone to listen to our insane story.

>>30553757
seconding >>30553850


>>30553795
Can't find a twitter account with that name, strangely enough?

>>30553871
@starwarsfands

my keyboard hates me

>>30553890
Ah okay, that one worked.

>>30553850
>>30553871
"I didn't see him in hell with the rest of his family, either," you tell the others.

The others exchange concerned looks, except for Goku, Ragus, and Nappa, who all look excited at the idea of fighting Cooler. Salta and Vegeta share a look, and you get the feeling they have an idea of who might have saved Cooler.

"But hey, let's just take things one step at a time," you tell everyone. "I've got a LOT to tell you about, and some messages from the other side as well. So, let's go home."

Using Instant Transmission, you, your wives, the Androids, Bardock, Vegeta, and Erica teleport the others home. Everyone gathers around in the atrium of Capsule Corp, listening as you tell them what happened in the other world.

Salta shakes her head in amusement, "You would start a war in hell."

"H-how many people were fighting?" Goku asks.

"You got to fight WHICH PEOPLE?" Fita asks.

"My father was there? He lead the Saiyans to victory?" Vegeta asks.

"Bardock? Like, the guy you named me after?" Bardock asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30554130
>A.
Yea, it was pretty fucking cool. Hang on a sec, Goku, where the fuck is Devilman?

>B.
Ki Sense Devil Man and insta teleport to him

Guise trust me pls.

>>30554192
Hate to break it to you, but we never met Devilman, and neither did Goku.

>>30554206
fuck. sorry I'm a newfag.

Can we find Baba?

>>30554227
It's cool. We don't know Baba either, and we've only talked to Roshi about twice.

>>30554244
Damn. Can we go learn to drive cars?

>>30554307
Someone will probably suggest we do that in the next filler thread.

>>30554329
where's piccolo?

>>30554192
Looking up the devilmite beam I'm just going to have to say. I think its problematic. First off, we are not pure of thought, at least I don't think so.

Secondly because it is a insta-kill anyone with negative thoughts, unless you dodge it, it would only work on those weaker than us, who we can easily murder. Those stronger than us will just dodge or die, and as we found out with android 16 insta kills are a major letdown.

whoops forgot my trip>>30554364

>>30554355
Never released iirc. We never ran into King Piccolo and killed him.

>>30554130
>A
"It was pretty insane. Vegeta, I told your old man about you, and he's proud of you. Goku, Raditz, your old man is proud of you too. Turns out he got blasted a thousand years into the past, and he's stronger than I am now."

"As for Portat and Carrros, the former is still awesome, the latter is still kind of a dick, but it was good to see them both."

"I'd be glad to answer any other questions, but I've got to admit I'm kinda stiff, so I could use a hot bath."

>>30554364
Makes sense.

I'm sorry if i'm commiting some heinous faux paus.
Where's tien, yamcha, krillin, chaotzu?

>>30554130
Seconded.


>>30554404
No worries anon. I do not think we've met them but Im not sure. Also Popo is dbz abridged popo

>>30554394
supporting this for the last line. suggest we visit a hot spring on earth

>>30554435
So we've seen Karin/Kame/Popo then?

>>30554509
Yes. We've also met Krillin, who's still a bit of a douche. The other humans from Canon are who the fuck knows where, and they're still HORRIBLY insignificant. Like, more so than in the show.

>>30554509
Indeed. We've also got senzu beans growing on mars and their growth time has been boosted by a dragon wish

>>30554394
>>30554192
Vote

>>30554549
I mean, we could still learn Tri-Beam or Wolf Fang Fist or Destructo Disk.

Those moves got the job done even if the characters became horribly outclassed.

>>30554394
This

>>30554577
Voting >>30554394

>>30554577
this>>30554394

>>30554606
>Triangular beam
>Square hole
Ki-cannon that fires non-euclidian projectiles.

>>30554606
Why would ANYBODY want to learn Wolf fang fist?

>>30554683
Because I recently played Budokai 3 and it fucking wrecks everyone.
I forgot how shit it was in the show.

>>30554644
>>30554638
>>30554636
>>30554394
"It was pretty insane," you tell everyone. "Vegeta, I told your old man about you, and he's proud."

Vegeta gives a small smile and turns around.

"Goku, Raditz, your old man is proud of you too," you tell the brothers. "It turns out he got blasted a thousand years into the past, and he's stronger than I am now."

Raditz laughs in surprise and happiness, while Goku does the same.

"As for Portat and Carros, the former is still awesome, the latter is kind of a dick, but it was good to see them both," you conclude.

"Figures," Salta tells you. "Sucks Portat got stuck in Hell, Carros kind of deserved it, though."

"I'd be glad to answer any other questions," you tell everyone. "But, I've gotta admit I'm Kinda stiff, so I could use a hot bath."

You notice 18 has sort of a far off look, as if thinking deeply about something, or perhaps remembering something.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30554707
Yea, the entire point of that move is that it performs a combo automatically without you having to press any buttons while it's doing it.

So, I got an idea.
Bear with me. Stay with me on this.
So you know how Dabura came from the demon world and got enslaved by Babidi and then they just sort of never got back to it?
Can we...
Can we go knock some heads in the demon world?

>>30554830
>A
"I'd also like to get out of these clothes, too... I'm not sure they were the ones I died in or not, but they could probably use a wash."

>>30554963
>>30554905
>>30554850
"I'd like to get out of these clothes, too," you tell everyone. "I'm not sure if they're the ones I died in or not, but they could probably use a wash."

"How do you not know if they're the clothes you....nevermind," Salta grumbles.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30555042
>A
"They look the same, but I'm pretty sure it'd be obvious I died in them, if you follow."

"Oh yeah, you seemed kind of zoned out there for a minute, 18. Something on your mind?"

>>30555183
>>30554963
>>30554905
>>30554850
"They look the same, but I'm pretty sure it would be obvious if I died in them, if you follow," you tell Salta.

"Have you even looked at your clothes?" she asks. "It is rather obvious, if you follow."

You look down, finding that your clothes are indeed extremely badly torn up and covered in dirt, as well as your blood.

"Oh, yeah, you seemed kind of zoned out there for a minute, 18," you say, changing the subject. "Something on your mind?"

"Huh?" she asks, freeing herself from whatever she's thinking about. "Oh, it's nothing. I was just remembering something. You could use a bath though; you smell worse than 17."

"Hey!" 17 protests.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30555337
>A
"That's not very nice."
>B
Take the shirt off and incinerate it.
>A
"I'll get cleaned up, and then we can figure out what we want to do to celebrate."

>>30555337
Well then let's get going. in fact how about we all go to the hot springs? I could use some relaxation after all that's happened

Rolled 18

>>30555337
Both if we can>>30555585
>>30555604
>604
>>>30555337

>>30555632
>>30555604
>>30555585
"That's not very nice," you tell 18.

She smirks. "And who ever said that I was nice?"

You remove your shirt and incinerate it. You see 18's eyes go to your chest and her cheeks color before she turns around and begins to walk off.

"I'll be at my place," she says. "You can all let me know what we're doing once he takes a bath."

>Any questions before we conclude?

>>30555680
18 relation status report?

Rolled 51

>>30555680
Nope. Thanks for running Som. Night man
Thread is archived

>>30555767
Goodnight, and thank you
>>30555756
Nothing new to report

>Any more questions?

Tomorrow the waifuing begins. we're going to secure 18 and Huhn-tresh

>>30555786
None sorry I didn't participate too much, I just got some bad news.

Goodnight SOM

>>30555831
I'm sorry to hear that, Anime. Do you want to talk about it?
>>30555795
Good luck with that

>>30555894
Nah, it's not something I'd like to discuss on 4chan, and you shouldn't worry about it anyways.

>>30555894
What did fluffy wish for?

>>30555795
The thought of Frank bathing makes 18 zone out, and him taking his shirt off makes her blush and leave the room? Yeah, everyone there probably knows what's up.

Huhn-Tresh might take some work still.

>>30556183
Immortality

>>30556183
the dino-bitches.