Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>S-Class Hero Magical Girl Sparkle had to deal with a rather sudden change in her life. The luck of the gods was on her side and her egg safely hatched.>We now join our hero, Rena, as she tries to deal with her own new problem.
>>30550975Heroquest, Whoo!
more eggs?
>>30550975>>We now join our hero, Rena, as she tries to deal with her own new problem.Did she finally discover her own genitals?
>>30551044Will Rena realize she's related to LPR?
>>30551053Has the heat death of the universe happened yet?
>that colour patternwatermelon
>>30550975>her own new problemwassit?
>>30551075
>>30550975>We now join our hero, Rena, as she tries to deal with her own new problem.Reparations to Sparkle for dropping the egg.
>Rena returns from another run. It's been a week since Sparkle's egg hatched and life seems to have settled down a bit. No Quantum Kitty sightings. No super dangerous enemies appearing. As an S-Class Rena is being paid to simply be on the call for when she's needed.>Because she's S-Class that just doesn't seem to be happening.>In the meantime she's been training her butt off. She can run a few miles before she just stops now.>Robomaid is waiting for her with a letter from the Hero Association.RM: "Mistress, this came for you today.""What is it?"RM: "A letter from the Hero Association. I hope you don't mind me opening it. I simply wanted to make sure you weren't poisoned. It reads 'Dear Rena the Rock. As you know S-Class Rank 3 Magical Girl Sparkle is taking a vacation for a few months to care for her child. We are down 2 S-Class Heroes and we have received troubling news. The Lord of Death was spotted by the Artifact Finder, Raindrops, and he is camped close enough to the town to be considered a risk. We may need you and all of the Heroes to stop him in case he decides to come to our city.It may not happen, of course.We also have a new Hero. She has great potential and may be able to jump right into A-Class. As the only sane S-Class besides Magical Girl Sparkle we have selected you to train her. She should be arriving at your base around 2PM.' It ends there."...Huh.Okay."So... I need to teach someone how to be a hero?"RM: "So it seems."
>>30551128Well you're already doing that with Robomaid sort of, so how hard can it be?
>>30551128Rena, teach her how to throw rocks.Also, teach her how to be flat.
>>30551128Well you can tell them about all the mistakes you made and how to avoid them I guess.>>30551145I really wish I'd put more effort into that gif. I never expected it to be so popular...
>>30551128"This is clearly fake. The Hero Association is too crazy to be able to tell if somebody is crazy or not."
>>30551128Alright then, lets take a shower, make ourselves presentable, and go meet the newbie.Might as well spend some of that money on improving your equipment, as well as setting up a gym in your house.
>>30551128>As the only sane S-Class besides Magical Girl Sparkle we have selected you to train her. She should be arriving at your base around 2PM.' It ends there."Hero Association actually aware how crazy average S-Rank Heroes are? Impossible! The letter must be fake!
>>30551193could have put some hearts or dripping sweat on the girls.
>>30551128Yeah no way they know how crazy the other S-Class heroes are.Or actually care about training people meaningfully.
>>30551128>As the only sane S-Class besides Magical Girl SparkleWho is the letter from?
>>30551128watch Disney's Hercules while you wait! it has some awesome lessons on hero training.
>>30551128You gonna be a great teacher.
>>30551265Nah, the whole mouth animation is just bad. Super-jumpy, and it opens UPWARDS.What was I even thinking?
>>30551317But when you smile, it's your upper lip that curls.
>>30551128Teaching doesn't require strength, so this should be a snap!
Rena: go mad with power. Full Drill Sergeant Nasty.Well, as much as Rena could ever mange, anyway
>>30551273>>30551269>>30551227Well... It -says- it's from HA. Looks official to me. Also how can they not notice everyone is crazy? Have you seen Barrington? Rider?They have something wrong with them, I think.>>30551225I actually have a treadmill now. But running outside is kinda nice. I could get weights or something?I will definitely take a shower before I greet anyone, though.>>30551308>>30551179>>30551191Yeah, that's the thing. All I do is throw rocks and sometimes I mace people. I'm not sure how well those lessons would help anyone... I guess I could pass on stuff I learned from others? How the hell do I even train a new Hero. I think I called in sick during that lesson.
>>30551128Best case scenario, someone stronger than us shows up and we work together with them to deal with this Lord of Death guy. Worst case scenario, some villain shows up in disguise and we play Mario Kart with them.
>>30551317The animation is perfect.
>>30551193>I really wish I'd put more effort into that gif.Nah, it's prefect. It gets the point across.I'm surprised how much overlap there is between HQR & MGNQ fanbase.
>>30551354You could get a suit of power armor.
>>30551354Teach them what it means to be right.
>>30551354Teach them about justice, perserverence, and good sportsmanship when dealing with sensible villains.Also teach them to NEVER FUCKING GIVE UP and TRAIN EVERY DAY.
>>30551354bringing up my former suggestion>>30551304
>>30551354>Yeah, that's the thing. All I do is throw rocks and sometimes I mace people. I'm not sure how well those lessons would help anyone... I guess I could pass on stuff I learned from others? How the hell do I even train a new Hero. I think I called in sick during that lesson.Rena, don't you see? It will teach them 2 important lessons:1-Most villains keep their face unprotected2-You have to make the most with what you haveGo and teach her flatty.
>>30551378Really? I'm not even remotely surprised.
>>30551354Teach them the value of friendship.Remember what you did to 'beat' QotW and Robomaid?
>>30551354look, rena.Little mac's AMAZING coach is a fat black man. he's shit at boxing.but he's amazing at TELLING people how to box.You will be that hero's fat black man riding a bycicle. You will tell her to duck and weave. Be the coach. BE THE COACH.
>>30551354Also, how come Rena didn't get an real Hero training?
>>30551352Let me se your Hero face!
>>30551354Teach them how to be a good nemesis.
>>30551354>How the hell do I even train a new Herojust be yourself. you are a nutral born hero.
>>30551354But Rena, you know exactly how to train a new hero
>>30551354> I could get weights or something?Sure. Probably also some books on proper training and all that stuff.And the most important lesson you can teach them is to be themselves.That, and the stuff you picked up during your heroing - watch your opponent, use what's at hand, fight dirty if needed be, be smart and fast, that noise.
>>30551427>Be the coach. BE THE COACH.She'll need the hat and the sunglasses
>>30551354Teach them to play along with hammy villains, not to give serious villains enough time to become a threat, and above all, treat villains like human beings.
>>30551354>I could get weights or something?You totally should.>>30551354>I guess I could pass on stuff I learned from others? How the hell do I even train a new Hero. I think I called in sick during that lesson.Back when you were starting and seeing all the Heroes, each gave you some advice that was actually helpful, just roll it up together and pass onto the new Hero.
>>30551383Or a magitech hoodie.
>>30551480Except theres loads of non-human heroes/villains.I think you mean "treat them like a person."
>>30551383>>30551520Or a suit of magitech armor
>>30551486Actually, this is good. Rather than just passing on the advice, lets go talk to those heroes.Rena's still learnding, too!
>>30551547Oh, god yes.If theres ANYTHING we've learned abour being a hero, its "upgrade your uniform"
>>30551555So you want her training plan to be going to someone else?
>>30551579Rena could loan (or just plain out give) the newbie couple grand, it's not like she's gonna miss the money.
>>30551467either a hat and sunglasses, or a towel.
>>30551605That's a pretty solid plan, though.
>>30551579Rules of being a hero.1. Dont die
>>305516242. REALLY don't die3. Running away might not be enough to not die sometimes. You might have to parlay with your foe.
>>30551547Or a hoodie that transforms into magitech armor.>>30551621Yeah, Rena could use some more advice on how to be a hero as well.
>>30551624>>305516374. Pick you Nemesis carefully.
>>30551520Oh man, that looks pretty sweet.>>30551427Oh yeah... That's true! If a big fat guy could teach boxing a skinny girl can teach someone how to be a hero!>Go and teach her flatty.Why do you have to go there?>>30551426>>30551460>>30551480That's some pretty good advice right there, too. Hmm.. Okay. I think I got an idea of what to tell them. I could always use more help but I think I understand.Oh! It's almost two.>Rena takes a shower and wears her Hero Outfit (Hoodie and jeans) and waits for the new Hero to arrive. At 2PM sharp there is a knock at the door. Rena answers it and finds a girl with long blonde hair and two revolvers at her side smiling.???: "Rena!""Uhm... Hi. You're the new Hero?"???: "Yes! My Hero name is Jade Revolver! I'm so excited to learn stuff from you! I'm your number one fan!"Woah. I have fans. Well, she seems eager.
>>30551605Its what Rena did.This is her chance to follow up, at the same time as introducing the newbie.
>>30551653We're doomed.
>>30551653heeeeeeyI better get around to crushing those incredibly idealistic views you have
>>30551653Invite her in, make some coffee or something. Serve soda if you don't have any.
>>30551653Is she a lesbian?
>>30551653O...kay. So what can you do? How many kilometers?
>>30551653Ask her what her abilities are. Gotta train her in those, alongside natural human ability.Also ask her what she's heard about you. May as well break it to her that your most recent successes were due to being half-vampire, which is no longer true.
>>30551653introduce her to robomaid. make sure to tell them they are to be friends and get along. i am worried about blondie now that it is revealed she is a fan.
>>30551653You got fans?Do you have action figures?Go and teach her how to flatten the competition!How to serve a cup of kickass to those villains!
>>30551653wait, I have fans?Fans who have super powers?
>>30551653Introduce yourself properly, invite her in, ask her if she'd like a drink or something to eat. Or if she'd like to go out.Ask her to tell you about herself - what does she like, where's she from, what her powers are. It'd help if we knew what to expect from her.
>>30551653Break down crying and admit you have no idea what you're doing.
>>30551711WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING ROYALTIES FROM OUR ACTION FIGURES? GET ME MY LAWYER
>>30551653"Alright. Tell me about yourself. And do you want a drink or something?"
>>30551653Ask her if she's got an arch nemesis
>>30551729I wonder if there is a Rena comic book series.Or a yuri doujinshi featuring Rena.
>>30551729HA gets full licencing rights to your likeness.How else do you think they pay everybody?
>>30551653Hey, she's cute. And polite, that counts.
>>30551729>Rena action figure>feed it lasagna, it talks>"OH GOD I'M SO SORRY"
>>30551760Oh god why am I laughing so hard.
>>30551690Commence scanning for Lesbian Subtexts.
>>30551653Nice to meet you!So what do you do?
>>30551653Since when did you start having fans?
>>30551798>Error: no sample data
>>30551653Yea, she totally sent the letter.Ask her how many villains she's made friends with so far. That's your greatest strength; turning enemies into friends.
>>30551819We still haven't googled lesbian have we?
>>30551878Rena asked Robomaid to do it.She's still compiling the report. She asked her for "everything the internet has about Lesbians"The download has been stuck at 0.00000001% for a while.
>>30551876so much mahou shoujo in this threadI love it
>>30551653*Hugs!*
>>30551653I take it your powers are being a good shot. Fuck... um, Robomaid! Telemetry app launch!
>>30551813I don't even know.>>30551690That seems to be alarmingly common around me."Awesome. So, you want a drink or something? I got club soda... Tea.... Coffee..."JR: "What's your favorite?""Well Robomaid makes some great Coff-"JR: "I'll have that!""O-okay..."====================================>Robomaid pours everyone a cup of coffee and stands by as Jade Revolver begins telling Rena about herself.JR: "Well I saw you on TV a bunch of times and in the newspaper. You took out Cliche Mobster, The Rogue Wizard, Monster Master, Monster Maestro, Jiang-shi, Queen of the World, The Deviant Artist, The Dark Stranger, Robomaid, and even Dark Witch EdgeMurder! So I was like 'Wow! She's so cool! I can be a Hero just like her!' so I took out my long dead father's revolvers and decided to start on my own Hero career! I trained super hard and I can snipe someone miles away with just my revolvers! And they can shoot fire and ice. Man, you were so cool in that fight against The Rogue Wizard. I seriously thought you were gonna die at first but you totally pulled it off! And you don't have a fancy Hero Costume, you just wear what you want. That is, like, the coolest thing ever. You don't care what the world says about you. You know I have all your figures, too.""I have figures?"JR: "A bunch! There's Hero Rena, Battle Damaged Hero Rena, Throwing Rock Action Hero Rena, Rena with Lasagna, Magical Vampire Rena, Bad-End Ghoul Rena, blah blah blah......"....................
>>30551958Ask her how much she payed for each one.
>>30551958throw a rock at here[/spoiler[
'Bad End Ghoul Rena'Dear god.
>>30551958how do they even know about magical vampire rena, that was a thing for like 5 minutes
>>30551958How did they know about the ghoul thing?Also, flaming and frozen revolvers sound super cool. Do you have anything for defense?If not, PUT A WAD OF MONEY IN YOUR UNIFORM RIGHT NOW. THIS WAD. HERE. TAKE IT.
>>30551958giggled embarrassedly
>>30551958>Rena with LasagnaThat sounds like a cool figure. Would it be considered narcissistic to get one of those?
>>30551958TV? So that's how the associations make money?Well anyways, just get down to advising her I guess. Send her to Chet to teach her workout routines.
>>30551958Tell me about Bad-End Ghoul Rena.
>>30551958Rena with Lasagna? Bad-End Ghoul Rena?The figure makers sure know a lot about your home life.
>>30551958>, Bad-End Ghoul RenaWait, can we see that one?Also, aside from action figures, is there other merchandise?
>>30551958>You don't care what the world says about youWait, what does the world say about us?
>>30551958>Throwing Rock Action Hero RenaRocks sold separately. And this is going to be like the mentorship one-punch man and that cyborg guy, right?
>>30551958>You don't care what the world says about you."They say stuff? What do they say?"
>>30551958Try not to realize this girl has probably wrote more than a couple schlick-fics about you.Definitely try not to realize this girl has probably *read* more than a couple shlick-fics about you.On a fan forum.Dedicated to you.
>>30551958So that's where the Hero Association gets all its money."Listen, I appreciate the hero-worship, but let's just keep things on a personal level here. We're going to be working together for a long time, so let's try and be friends, all right? Just friends. I'm not a lesbian. N-not that I'm saying you are, I mean! Not that there's anything wrong with that either! It's cool! I mean, if you're a lesbian... which I'm not..."
>>30551958Wait wait how does anyone know about the Ghoul thing? It's like you're being monitored all the time.Anyway tell her you're glad to have fans, and it sounds like she's pretty strong already. Ask her what she knows about how a hero should act, and how to treat villains, especially arch-rivals.
>>30551958Hold on!They actually air all hero fights on TV?
>>30551958basically, tell her the following:1.) Train everyday. No excuses.2.) Upgrade your costume whenever you can, it can save your life. (give her some dosh for first upgrade)3.) Don't do drugs.4.) Gadgets are your friends, they can save your life (hand her some smoke pellets if you have spare).5.) Don't deal with shady characters promising awesome power. Even when it seems like a bargain. Especially when it seems like a bargain.6.) Be respectful of other Heroes (and Villains) even if some of them are asshats.7.) Don't kill unless you really really have to.8.) Some things can be solved by just talking like responsible adults.9.) Failing that, plan B is delivering sound beating.10.) Sometimes you might need to leg it and call for bigger guns, no shame in that.11.) This will sound crazy but at some point in the future you might start hearing voices. You'll know what I'm talking about if/when it happens. They are your friends, trust them.
>>30552079>They actually air all hero fights on TV?>Lyrical Princess Raindrops vs. Queen of the World.
>>30551958"Then you know I just talk at them and throw rocks, right?"
>>30552045Definitely do not think about your most hated characterXRena crossover fics
>>30551958Oh God she's adorable. We're making her our little sister.Anyway, what do they say about us? And how do they know that much stuff about us?And the most important thing - is she sure she wants to be a hero? It's hard work, dangerous, and we don't want to see her hurt.
>>30551958Ask her if she's had her suit upgraded, if not. Throw money at her and tell her to do it.
>>30551958"Haha well, just remember only the most glamorous stuff gets shown. Nobody wants to see all the hard work and downsides. I mean, I have to put up with some crazy stuff, you know?"
>>30552098so no RenaXplayerbase
>>30552094
>>30552094>Caffornicator Late Night Special
>>30551958>That seems to be alarmingly common around me.>alarminglyIs there something you're not telling us Rena?Did a lesbian touch you when you were little?
>>30552105>Oh God she's adorable. We're making her our little sister.She's either going to turn bad, Anti-Hero or die.Why do I picture this girl speaking with a cute Western accent, is it the revolvers?
>>30552098Monster Maestro X Rena>>30552045That girl may be the author of the flatfic, in the quest.
>>30552136Rena was bitten by radioactive asexual.
>>30552131>So THAT'S why all of Caffornicator's fights are late at night!
>>30552094Oh my god I just realized they probably promote heroes based on TV RATINGS.
>>30552181THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
>>30552181that is actually brilliant
>>30552098>NECO x Renajesus christ how horrifying
>>30552181OH MY GODFind the TV channel right now!
>>30552141Disregard deathflags, acquire imouto.
>>30552181Holy shit.The robots are screens.Big Boss is a giant TV.You're right.This also explains why nobody actually does anything about hero-villain relationships. They don't take anything away--they only add to them.Is your apartment wired? Do they record you for supplemental material? How deep does this go?...is the entire city one big Truman Show?
>>30552141>Why do I picture this girl speaking with a cute Western accentSo I'm not the only one?
>>30552045...That's horrifying."Wait... They say stuff about me? What stuff?"JR: "That you're tough! You don't care that you're currently only #76 out of the top 100 heroes. You don't care that people make fun of the fact that you don't have a real costume! Or that you made friends with some Villains! You do things your way!""Huh.. I... I see..."That kinda hurt my feelings a bit."Do they uhm... Have any other merchandise with me?"JR: "Of course! Rena brand throwing rocks, underwear, backpacks, notebooks, pencils, toothbrush, figures, cereal! Right now your stuff is pretty underground compared to, like, Rider or Omen but I collect it all! You should totally come by my place later and see it!""Uhm... Maybe. Right now we need to focus on your training. So since you're new I guess I should start with the most important stuff. Uhm... It's a hard job? I know some people have died doing it. I've almost died a few times. I suggest you get your suit upgraded. Have you done that?"JR: "Nope!""Okay. Here's $300,000. Go upgrade it.">Rena now only has $2,199,995 left in her mattress.JR: "Oh my god thank you! I knew you were awesome!""Just wanna make sure you don't get too hurt. I fought Monster Master once an-"JR: "And she slammed her tail into you almost killing you! I saw that!""You did?"JR: "Of course!""Okay... So... Like I was saying get your suit upgraded. And be sure to treat your enemies well."JR: "Huh? Treat them well? But you beat them all up."
>>30552181Well, that explains why it's only lunatics, a magical girl and Rena in S-class.>>30552199>hating NECOI don't like you or your taste.
>>30552181We Tiger & Bunny now?
>>30552181...This makes way too much sense.It's just so obvious now.
>>30552087This. This as hard as I can.
>>30552181>It's all about the ratings>Hero Association>United Assassin Association>It's all in the numbers.
>>30552236I mean, don't kill them.
>>30552236>JR: "Huh? Treat them well? But you beat them all up."They are human too, and most villains are mostly harmless.Especially after a couple rocks.
>>30552236"Yeah, but once I defeat them, I treat them with honour and respect. That's the most important part of being a hero."
>>30552236"I try to talk them down first, the rocks come if they won't listen - though my nemesis is an exception. They probably don't show that part. And having your own nemesis is neat too."
Hurt, don't maim. Do not shoot to kill, unless it's under extreme emergency. You are a hero, not a killer, your job is to save lives.
>>30552236that doesn't mean I don't play nice with them!If they're the mostly harmless type, you banter, and maybe even give them some heartfelt life advice on how to improve their ways.Doesn't work with some of them though.Stupid cloak cat.
>>30552236But we don't beat them up excessively. Not like, say, Anti-Hero.
>>30552236She's so fucking cute OH MY GOD.Tell her you beat them up, but you help them up and ask if they want to hang out. Happy villains are safe villains, and safe villains mean easy cash.
>>30552236Yeah, exactly. Beat them up, but treat them like villains, not annoyances. It's about respect, not uh... avoiding injury. Though you really should try not to kill villains, too. Unless it's Quantum Kitty.
>>30552306this pretty much, but cut out the easy cash bit.
>>30552236Yeah, but if you treat them well, they'll treat you well in return. Less likely to die that way.And they have families and friends, just like you do.And besides, if you're a new hero, we should get you down to the Hero Association and introduce you to some people who might help you start with your career.
>>30552236>>30552301Speaking of Anti-Hero, have you heard from her lately Rena?
>>30552236The idea is to stop them without making them want to kill you. Not getting killed is the name of the game.
>>30552324Yeah, replace it with "and safe villains means they're not going to kill you."
>>30552236Wait, you have over 2 million in cash? Couldn't you hire someone to make money for you?
>>30552335shit, we've not heard from her in a LONG time.I wonder what's up?
>>30552236Explain to her that if you can convince a villain to play Mario Kart with you or go shopping it still counts as your win.
>>30552350>Mental Note: get an accountant.
>>30552236"Most of the villains are actually good people. I'm really good friends with the Monster family, actually! They're pretty eccentric, but they're really nice people. Think of heroes and villains like... yin and yang. One is necessary for the other. Some people realize that and respect the other side of the equation. Sure, some of them are assholes, but I don't know what I'd do without Monster Maestro as my arch."
>>30552236Yeah, but if your nice to them there's a chance that they can cook you lasagna and stuff!
>>30552350But Rena is literally a dragon she can't not have all her money shoved into her mattress to sleep on
>>30552374>mostI don't think that is true. The Monster family is probably an exception.
>>30552350>>30552373Couldn't Robomaid do that?Now we don't have to waste money hiring an accountant.
>>30552236"Some of them, but I try to avoid violence if I can. What I mean is that you have to understand villains. Not just their powers, but the kind of people they are. Most villains are more quirky than evil. A couple of times, I've managed to just talk someone into not doing evil things."
>>30552398Weren't most of the villains we've encountered so far just... Eccentric and kind of violent individuals? Not explicitly evil?
>>30552392>consume hoard>assume acended form>you're now aware there is Hero or Villain based about this concept
>>30552236Yea but you hang out with them afterwards if they're your arch.
>>30552431I hear injections of liquid money can cure a plethora of diseases.
>>30552428Come to think of it, we never really chose to confront the villains who could have been really bad to meet, did we?Like the Spine Ravager. Pretty much nope'd at the prospect of facing him down.
>>30552428Yeah, but most of them weren't S-class.Monster Matriarch was pretty chill with killing people back when LPR was fighting her, and the S-1 guy has instakill.I wonder if we'll see Bridgette's introduction to the S-ranks the same way we saw Rena's - with them voting and stuff.
>>30552463Maybe the Spine Ravager was just a really effective chiropractor.
>>30552455if rena gets superpowers from sleeping on a huge pile of money, I'd be happy.>>30552463Oh, and treat villains appropriately.I'm terrified of the spine ravager, for instance. He ravages spines.
>>30552428Not being outright evil doesn't make them good people.
>>30552335I actually haven't... I heard she quit recently. No idea why."Most of the villains are actually good people. I'm really good friends with the Monster family, actually! They're pretty eccentric, but they're really nice people. Think of heroes and villains like... yin and yang. One is necessary for the other. Some people realize that and respect the other side of the equation. Sure, some of them are jerks, but I don't know what I'd do without Monster Maestro as my arch."JR: "I see... But does that really work on all Villains? What about someone like The Spine Ravager or Lilith? They're pretty darn evil.""Then you hurt them enough to make them listen to reason. But only hurt. Never kill. And when you do win treat them with respect.">Robomaid speaks up.RM: "When I fought Rena it was different than when I fought other Heroes. Most would yell at me and immediately start fighting. This only strengthened my belief that humans are scum. Rena was different. She did not fight. She simply challenged me. I lost and even then she respected me as a person. If not for her I would still be fighting and maybe even killing people. Now I am trying to learn to be a great maid. Violence is an option but it should be used last.""What she said."JR: "Wow... That's so cool...""You wanna go to the Hero Association? There are some really chill people there and they helped me out."JR: "Nah, I wanna learn everything from you!"
>>30552521This:>>30552087>basically, tell her the following:>1.) Train everyday. No excuses.>2.) Upgrade your costume whenever you can, it can save your life. (give her some dosh for first upgrade)>3.) Don't do drugs.>4.) Gadgets are your friends, they can save your life (hand her some smoke pellets if you have spare).>5.) Don't deal with shady characters promising awesome power. Even when it seems like a bargain. Especially when it seems like a bargain.>6.) Be respectful of other Heroes (and Villains) even if some of them are asshats.>7.) Don't kill unless you really really have to.>8.) Some things can be solved by just talking like responsible adults.>9.) Failing that, plan B is delivering sound beating.>10.) Sometimes you might need to leg it and call for bigger guns, no shame in that.>11.) This will sound crazy but at some point in the future you might start hearing voices. You'll know what I'm talking about if/when it happens. They are your friends, trust them.
>>30552521That is a terrible mistake, JR. I don't think I would be alive if not for all the help I got from all the other heroes.
>>30552521I know your marksmanship is S-class, but how is your stamina? I just ran 6 miles this morning.
>>30552521>>JR: "Nah, I wanna learn everything from you!"Well, time for the frozen lasagna lesson.
>>30552521Don't forget to tell her that it's good to build up your contacts too!People like Chet, Sparkle, and more are great to be able to count as both friends and allies!
>>30552521"We're going to the Hero Association. You need to upgrade your costume and you should meet the people you'll be working with. Don't worry, I'll still be training you, but it's important to make a good first impression."
>>30552521Go on a long, sweaty jog with your protege before collapsing in a messy heap on the living room floor for a long, pleasurable session of Mario Kart.
>>30552521"Um, I wouldn't recommend that. I've got experience, but there are lots of heroes who are good at things that I'm not good at. It's important to respect your colleagues, too. Don't be afraid to ask for help, and be ready to lend a helping hand when you're needed."
>>30552521Um... tell her you're not a lesbian. Just get that out in the open immediately.
>>30552521Seconding this:>>30552572The other heroes are a treasure trove of knowledge and experience. It's pretty much safe to say that every one of them is just as qualified (if not moreso) than Rena for the title of Hero. To pass up on learning from them would be a huge mistake.
>>30552616Now anon, that should only come up if sex ever becomes an issue.
>>30552521That leads into the next lesson; take help wherever you can get it.
>>30552521>LilithThat's Caffornicator's arch, isn't it.And don't be like that. We wouldn't be here if we weren't willing to learn and listen from other heroes who knew more than we do. And if you're going to get your equipment upgraded, you need to meet some of them. Not to mention that they're your colleagues - you'll need their help sometimes, and it's always nice to have someone look after you and help you, chill out and talk to.
>>30552521"Haha well. I learned by asking a lot of different people their opinions, and figuring out what was right for me.You and me, we're not the same person. We have different strengths and different weaknesses. I can teach you the basics, but you need to stay true to yourself, not just copy everything from me."
>>30552521I think she's fangirling a bit too hard. We've got to show her that Rena doesn't have all the answers.To illustrate this point, cook a meal for her.>captcha: hatsfri There
>>30552236"Yea, and that means meeting the other people you work with. Ya gotta know when to ask for help, and ya gotta know who to ask. Some heroes are great people, but others are huge jerks.Ya gotta meet 'em to tell which they are, so we're gonna do that."
>>30552575>how is your stamina? I just ran 6 miles this morning.The little girl looks genki as hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she was capable of outlasting Rena in pretty much any given exercise.
>>30552521>>30552653>LilithWasn't it Liltih? Did she change how her name was spelled in the past twenty years?
>>30552673We want to lessen her fangirling, not turn her against Rena
>>30552703It was Lilith 20 years ago as well.> C-Class Rank: 90> Powers: High Charisma, Dark Magic
>>30552773She sounds cute.
"Haha well. I learned by asking a lot of different people their opinions, and figuring out what was right for me. You and me, we're not the same person. We have different strengths and different weaknesses. I can teach you the basics, but you need to stay true to yourself, not just copy everything from me."JR: "I getcha!""Awesome. So, let's go see some Heroes! There's a lot of great people there and when I was first starting out they were a real help."JR: "Lead the way, Rena~">As they walk to the Hero Association Rena lays down some pretty basic ground rules as illustrated here >>30552087>Jade Revolver takes notes of everything she says, nodding and muttering to herself as they walk along.>She asks about the voices thing but Rena says that she'll just have to wait and see.>When they get to HQ Rena leads her to the suit upgrade station and tells her to pick out what she thinks she'll need. She has $300,000 to spend so that should get her a few neat things.>Suddenly, she feels a manly presence behind her.CM: "Rena!" The muscled hero flexes. "Long time no see! How is my former student doing!?""Heya, Chet. I'm doing pretty good, actually. I've been training really hard."CM: "Every day?""Well... I stopped for a while but the past month or so I've really been working at it."CM: "Perfect! Rena, I know you're S-Class now but still come by every once in a while! You missed the party we had here! Rider got wasted.""Oh man... Wish I'd seen that."
>>30552855you had a PARTY?NOBODY CALLED!
>>30552855I think that his shin got bigger.
Rolled 78>>30552855Introduce Chet to Jade.Tell chet that we've been assigned to mentor Jade for abit.
>>30552855Introductions! Surely Jade will want to meet Sempai's Sempai!
>>30552855There was a party and I WASN'T INVITED?Also introduce JR by doing pic related.
>>30552855Awwww, nobody told me about a party...
>>30552895err chin.My brain is dildoes.
>>30552855Aw man, no one called us. I guess with all the training and weirdness going on, we missed it as well.Introduce Jade, and ask Chet how's he doing.
>>30552855Fuck yes Chet! Hang around Chet all day.
>>30552855Ask him if he has any more super drugs.
>>30552855Ask Chet if he has any advice to JR on hero stuff. Also tell JR that if she has any questions she should totally just ask.
>>30552855Ask if he knows that all your fights are televised.
>>30552855Perfect! You can introduce JR to the hero that trained you!Perhaps one day JR will have a moustache to rival Chet's!
>>30552958Of course he knows.Why else would he be so exceedingly manly in everything he does?
>>30552923Also if he's seen Sparkle's kid.Then both begin squeeing over his pictures.
>>30552980>Perhaps one day JR will have a mustache to rival Chet's!Are you saying she should sculpt certain... Hairy areas to look like Chet's mustache?
>>30552914this
Guys, didn't Jade tell us how her dad's dead?And the S-1 villain in town is basically Death?Jade is Death's daughter.
>>30553006This
Rolled 4>>30553020And you can put your face to it to say you have one too
>>30553049I am sure that it's an exaggeration. Maybe people are just more likely to die around him.
>>30553020I'm pretty sure there's no grass on that field as of yet. But let's not talk about that. Rena is listening and I doubt gardening is of any interest to her.
>>30553049>it keeps happening
>>30553006gosh that baby was so damn adorable."Next time call me, okay?"CM: "Of course!""Oh, Jade! Come over here!">Rena grabs Jade and brings her over to Chet Manlystache."This is Chet. He's a super great Hero and he taught me a lot."JR: "Ohmygod! It's really Chet Manlystache! I know all about you! You're my teacher's teacher! That's so cool!"CM: "Haha, thank you. She did not need much help, of course. She was already a splendid hero."
>>30553084>I'm pretty sure there's no grass on that field as of yet... How old is Jade Revolver?
>>30553077Imagine if he's kind of like King, except instead of villains getting miraculously defeated, he constantly stumbles upon places where heroes and villains have taken eachother out and then he gets the credit.
>>30553098NOT HELPING, CHET.
>>30553098JR: "I've read so many fanfictions with the two of you! In one of them Rena was on top and then-"CM: "....................""............................"
>>30553098>Be Jade Revolver>Ask if you can touch Chet's chin.>Just for a moment though.
Rolled 7>>30553133*HAND OVER HER MOUTH*STAHP
>>30553133Oh, god why.
>>30553133Put her in your briefcase for later.
>>30553133That's not the sort of thing to bring up in polite company, Jade. I think we'd both like an apology.
>>30553133>Carry her over to the corner>Put her in the corner"You're in the sorry box."
>>30553133Sling her over your shoulder and walk out.
>>30553098SHE'S SO TINY.Thanks Chet. Wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.
>>30553133Ooookay...Let's go meet some others! (and try to get the mental images out)
>>30553133ahahahahahahahahahaaaMan Rena if you stood on Chet's shoulders you'd finally know what it's like to be tall.
>>30553133RENA QUICK SQUEEZE HER (admittedly flat) BOOBS!
>>30553098Ask Chet if he has one of those pamphlets on how to get /fit/
>>30553133TO THE SHOOTING RANGE!Time for JR to show us what she can do.And the less time spend here the better, right Rena?
>>30553133Well, Rena's pretty tiny and Chet's got a jaw that's a good angle. Maybe a moustache ride could be cool.
>>30553133"Um, I don't think either of us have the right orientation for that.""...Can we talk about something else?"
>>30553167PROFESSIONALISM!
>>30553193Oh yeah, we should ask if he has some more advice on getting fit.Musclegirl Rena.
>>30553206That's not quite right. I'm not sure about Chet, but Rena's (probably) straight.
>>30553241Rena's asexual.
>>30553133>Voices enter mind of Jade Revolver, tell her to cut it out>Return to Rena.
>>30553208Get one for JR as well though. I imagine that when she gets home, she will imagine Rena and Chet pumping iron shouting "HUUUUUGE!" as the sweat drips down their faces twisted similiarly to that of a furious berserker.
>>30553258>Other voices enter JR's head>Ask Rena and Chet to re-enact that scene from "Rocky Love Muscle.">You know the one.
>>30553258>Voices entire mind of Jade Revolver.>"Good job, keep it up."
>>30553133Wow, we're going to have to go over that stuff about how to make friends and talk to people in appropriate ways. First lesson, people don't want to know what kind of fanfics you read in the privacy of your own home. Except maybe cosplay lass. And caffornicator. Okay, maybe some poeple don't mind hearing that, but the trick is know who wants to hear what.
>Rena puts her hand over Jade Revolver's mouth but she can still feel the girl talking."I'll see you later, Chet."CM: "Farewell, Rena...">Rena puts Jade Revolver in a box and writes on it."Stay here for a while, okay?"JR: "Did I do something wrong?""Yes. You made Chet Manlystache and I uncomfortable. You can't just talk about fanfictions and stuff. Okay?"JR: "But some of them are really good... There's this one with you, Monster Master, and tentacles and-""Noooope. Stop right there. Stay here for a bit. I'm going to go upgrade my suit and then we'll see who else we should visit. Or maybe we'll do some training."JR: "Okay...">Rena leaves her and goes to the Upgrade Station.Hmm... I have a LOT of money now... But it seems the more I invest the more expensive these things become. What should I focus on?>Strength.>Defense.>Agility.>Even distribution.>____
Public Service AnnouncementRena is as straight as the shortest distance between two points in Euclidean space
>>30553258>Voices enter mind of Jade Revolver>KISS HER, they scream, KISS HER NOWPlease don't do this.
>>30553292>Agility
>>30553292> Flying
>>30553292>Even distribution.
>>30553292are there any gadgets you can get built into your suit?Like a hidden hand tazer?Long fall boots?
>>30553292DEFENSE
>>30553292Agility to catch up to defense. Then even between them, strength should only have a token investment.
>>30553292>Chest enhancement
>>30553312NO NO NO NO NO NO NOIT'LL JUST MAKE THE SUIT SLUTTY 'TO AID IN RANGE OF MOTION'
>>30553292>>Defense.
>>30553292>Even Distribution.And if you can pull it off, maybe go for some Flying ability too!
>>30553292>>Agility.full auto rock tossing
>>30553292>Defense.
>>30553292>>Even distribution.Rena is too dumb to specialize herself strategically.
>>30553292> ROCK BENDINGIf that's not an option, go for> Even distribution.> Flying
>>30553292>Agility>Strength>Defense
>>30553345it didn't change the appearance to make it more armored or anything for defense.
>>30553292>Even distribution>Flying>Built-in MP3 player
>>30553345THAT'S THE POINT
>>30553292>Agilityall day every day. Got to dodge that shit, can't hurt you if you can't be touched.
>>30553345>IT'LL JUST MAKE THE SUIT SLUTTY 'TO AID IN RANGE OF MOTION'Oh, shut up! It works.
>Writing
>>30553292>even distribution>wrist mounted rock slingshot
>>30553292Let's all agree that our protage should never EVER meet Cosplay Lass.>What should I focus on?>[x] Even distribution.
>>30553403>Rena>WritingNow that make me wonder how it would turn out if Rena was to write bad fanfiction.
>>30553292>Even distribution>Extra pocket for rock
>>30553434and everyone got into the freezer and ate until all the bad stuff was forgotten. the end. by rena.
>>30553292Agility! You can do more damage by throwing more damaging things like throwing stars and bombs. You don't need strength, and your defense is okay for now.
>>30553396If we're to get Broketsu, we'll probably need to go to the villain association and ask their artificer to make one for us.
>>30553452ps the lasagna was amazing <3
>>30553434"She ran her tongue slowly across the now-hardened crust, the delectable taste of warm cheese fueling her lust as the heavenly smell of tomato-sauce filled her nostrils..."
>>30553428>Let's all agree that our protage should never EVER meet Cosplay Lass.Dude, I am pretty sure Cosplay Lass is doomed to turn into a daemon.
>Rena pours an astounding amount of money into Agility. It enhances her natural speed so the faster she is without the suit the faster she would be with it on. With it on she could easily clear a mile in under a minute.>She also purchases Flight! which allows her to fly for a short period of time.>She also purchases Don't Break Legs When Landing On The Ground which for some reason doesn't come with short flight time.Alright! Got me some cool powers. I can throw rocks so much faster now.Also my outfit won't change unless I register a new outfit. But I like my current one. It's comfortable.Now, who should we go see next? I wish Sparkle were around but she's outside the city and I don't feel like walking to Bridgette's brother's place.
>>30553518Caffornicator. I bet she'd get along GREAT with our new friend.
>>30553518Let's get our protege into the upgrade machine while we're here.TOP PRIORITY.After that, let's take him to shadow man. He's our intelligence, so she should know about him.
>>30553518Hmmm...Maybe get some advice from Bridgette on how she can avoid running into the real bad villains when first starting out, and how to safely and responsibly acquire a rival?
>>30553518Question!How does the suit deal with the extremely cold wind you will encounter while flying at 40-50 miles per hour?
>>30553518>Can now clear a mile in under a minute>"Meh, -effort-">Go visit your friend and show off your protege you lazy bitch.
>>30553518Well, let's see. There's also Velocity Raptor, as well as Shadow Man.And we really haven't gotten very acquainted with the other S-Class that much, huh? Maybe we could ask one of them about tips for training while we're at it!
>>30553518Mantis Shrimp ManWe've never ever met I don't think.
>>30553518Get her training. Like running and stuff.
>>30553518Can you have multiple outfits registered, and if you do, does the increasing price of upgrades track separately for each one? It could be very useful to have a utility outfits, just in case you need superstrength or something.
>>30553518Go eat out with Jade Revolver. I am sure that she would enjoy some lasagna.Also, ask her how her father died.Nearly wrote eat her out.
>>30553518We should get gloves, and pour Accuracy and Strength into them.As for now, lets grab JR and see Shadow man and Velociraptor.We need to see what happened to Anti-Hero.
>>30553551I've always wondered... Caffornicator, does she... Does she *make* her coffee? Like... Can you... Uhh... Milk her?
>>30553518Get Jade to upgrade shit.Then go talk to Caffornicator.
>>30553592someone needs to do this research
>>30553518Cosplay Lass. You'll be able to check up on her, and it'll be a good object lesson for Jade.But don't forget to let Jade upgrade her costume. And tell her to make something cool and unique.>captcha: ourcuni anyPreferably without any of our cuni.
>>30553518Inform jade revolver she could MAYBE talk about fanfictions and stuff with, like, cosplay lass.
>>30553518check on our homeboy Velocity Raptor
>>30553518>>She also purchases Flight! which allows her to fly for a short period of time.>>She also purchases Don't Break Legs When Landing On The Ground which for some reason doesn't come with short flight time.Goddamn DLC ripoff.
>>30553518Balloon man?
I wonder if we should try to set her up as an arch for Cosplay Lass.
>>30553592>>30553616This is a question that desperately needs answering.
>>30553645Wanna bet that if we got a scarf to protect us against poisonous gasses, it'd have to be upgraded to let us breathe at all?
>>30553671that sounds like a great match.If they play nice.
>>30553518Shadow Man and Velocity Raptor sounds great. Haven't seen them for ages.
>>30553575Please? Can we finally meet him?
>>30553518Velocity Raptor? He seems pretty chill.>captcha: mmnytic company
>>30553687I just want to see his amazing punching and vision powers
given rena's style of punishment, I can only assume her parents dumped her in a box when she was bad.
>>30553518Let's go see some old friends Shadow and Raptor. And check up how the rainbow rangers are doing these days, you gave them a decent amount of dosh to upgrade their suits.
>>30553727We only know of Rena's mom, and not her dad.Is LPR around?
>>30553727I'm constantly amazed at how well it works. LOOK HOW ADORABLY SAD SHE IS
>>30553727Wait, your parents didn't do that?
>>30553518Maybe you can't change how your outfit looks, but I bet you can accessorize! Like, you could buy some headgear that also adds a visual effect to the rest of your costume.
THE INTERNET MUST NEVER KNOW ABOUT MM'S CONFESSIONEVER.
>>30553772Rena needs to buy a LONG SCARF.A real hero needs a LONG RED SCARF wrapped around her neck, vocering her chin and mouth.
>>30553808Rena needs 1. a scooter to ride on2. a scarfNo motorcycles though, that's too cool
>>30553808Scarf, gloves and sunglasses.
>>30553518Maybe Velocity Raptor? He seems pretty well-mannered and reasonable.
>>30553808scarfs worse than capessnag on everythingno scarf
>>30553821>>30553821I approve of this.
>>30553863Not if you use them like they're intended
Man, I feel kinda bad putting her in the SAD box. Kitty might have cursed it to be the Soul-Atrophying Device and we're really hurting her.
Actually I'm really curious about Mantis-Shrimp Man..."Come on, Jade. We're gonna go meet some more awesome Heroes."JR: "Okay!">Jade follows close behind as Rena leads her to the almighty Mantis-Shrimp Man.>His room is filled with punching bags, several of which have been broken. Standing in the center of the punch related carnage is the man himself.>He's about 6 inches tall.MSM: "Rena! It is a pleasure to finally meet you. What brings you here?""Well I'm training this new Hero, Jade Revolver, and I was wondering if you could give her any advice?"MSM: "I would be honored. My advice to you, kid? Don't care about how tough you look. First impressions are a powerful thing. Look at me. I'm small. But I've kicked some serious butt in my time here. My biggest asset is how small and weak I look. Rena here looks like an ordinary girl but you don't make it to S-Class without the power to back those plain looks up."
>>30553817
>>30553893well AAACTUALLY I don't really do much more than throw rocks
>>30553893>looks like a mantis>is tiny>mantis shrimp manWell played.
>>30553808>ScarfNO SCARF! IT IS JUST A THIN CAPE
>>30553893ha. ha...
>>30553893"Hahaha yeah."Jeez Rena. Might be time for a makeover.Get Bridgette to help!
>>30553893Let's go find Shadow Man now, he was pretty adorable in that dark room of his.
>>30553893Ha ha HaIxnay on the owers-pay.
>>30553893But Rena, you ARE an ordinary girl, except you throw rocks at people and steal their stuff.
>>30553893"Well, I did, but that's besides the point."
>>30553932Mantis shrimps are a thing dude.>>30553893Lets meet caffornicator next!
>>30553893Damn, man, he looks almost like a Kamen Rider. Ask him if he is better at punching or kicking. And how many colors are in his visual spectrum
>>30553993That doesn't even look real.
>>30553893Well, that is true, but only because Rena was half-vampire when she became S-class. We have managed to gain back some of that power through MONEY, thankfully.Ask MSM to demonstrate his power.OH let's go talk to the Rangers next!
>>30553893Thanks. Say, you know some fighting maneuvers?We're good at throwing stuff, but we could learn to punch things as well.We suck in CQC.
>>30553993I know that. But I was expecting something else.
>>30554009Mantis shrimp will fuck you up, dude. They are far and away badass enough to pull off being that colorful in the ocean.
>>30553893So mantis, can you see polarized light? So you can tell where north is just by looking at the sky, like birds? That's awesome!
>>30554009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
>Anti-Hero was doing crazy evil things before as a Hero>She meets Kirbee>She becomes the well-meaning but extreme in her methods Anti-Villain
>>30553893Ask him about how everything is televised.Because you somehow missed that.
>>30554042We'll end up facing the Dark Witch Anti-Hero soon enough, don't worry.
>All dis 'let's see caffornicator'>Jade: Is it true you two snuck off together during Rena's S-class acceptance party??? There are a LOT of stories about THAT, but no video for some reason!
>>30554009Don't fuck with mantis shrimps. They can punch real fucking hard.
>>30554067>"Ha ha! I will turn your own powers against you!">We have no powers>Pelt her with rocks until she gives up
>>30554031>>30554037>>30554094No, you're pulling my leg.This cannot be a thing.What kind of God would make this.I refuse to believe this. You are peddling falsehoods.This is an elaborate internet ruse and you have all fallen for it.
>>30554133Now search for Pistol Shrimps.The Deagle Brand Deagle of nature
>>30554060>>30553893This actually seems like a good idea
>>30554157pistol CRABAnd there needs to be a hero based on that, to have sharpshooting compo with our Jade here.
>>30554133The same god that made the Jewel Wasp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN2XMyxAs5o
>>30554133The fishtanks have to be made of reinforced bulletproof glass or they'll explode them.Sometimes aquariums get mantis shrimp mixed in by accident and then everyone goes home and the next day the glass has a big fuckin hole in it and there's water and fish everywhere.
>>30554060"Hey, so is all our stuff televised? I don't remember agreeing to that."MSM: "It comes with the job. Did you just find that out? We have our own magazine, trading cards, figures, a bunch of other merch. It's how we get paid so well and funds a lot of other things.""Oh... Well... I guess that's okay."MSM: "So, Jade Revolver, what can you do."JR: "I can shoot things really well."MSM: "Mind showing me?"JR: "Sure!">The three of them go to the shooting range. As soon as Jade is told to start shooting she unloads two clips into the target. Every shot is a kill shot."Wow..."Guess she doesn't need any help with that.MSM: "Impressive. You do indeed have the makings of a Hero."JR: "Thanks~ Rena, did you see me shoot?""I did. You're pretty darn awesome.">The girl looks so happy from such a simple comment.Hmm hmm... Where to now?>>30553993But what can Caffornicator do? As far as I could tell all she's good at is being super fast and making coffee. Good coffee but I don't think that's a needed hero skill.
>>30554189Shadow man.Also ruffle JR's hair.
>>30554213this, it's been quite awhile.
>>30554189WE MUST TRAIN HERTO SHOOT ROCKS.Or at least Rubber Bullets against anything not A or S rank.
>>30554189Pettily insult her.Can't let her get too confident.I want to see her sad.TOY WITH HER EMOTIONS.
>>30554189>Good coffee but I don't think that's a needed hero skill.Which begs the question how did SHE become S-class? A similar story to Rena's? (ie MISUNDERSTANDINGS)Go see Shadow. You still need to go out with him again by the way.
>>30554189Rena. Caffornicator does the sex with people. Pretty sure she should be a pornstar, not a hero.
>>30554213Also, see if MSM has any combat guides or something to give us.
>>30554189Remind JR that sometimes you need to shoot people non-lethally. Suggest aimig for kneecaps.
>>30554189Have her shoot the target non-lethally. See if her aim is just as good.
>>30554189They want Caffornicator to do lewd things to her or something. Since she's lewd. Don't listen to them.
>>30554189What CAN Caffornicator do? This is a mystery. Maybe she's like you, and has no special skills but has somehow managed to survive being S-Class? Quick, Rena! Find her and ask her how she does it?
>>30554189Rena, the density is getting oldCaffornicator had lots of sex with lots of people, some times to get promotions PROMOTIONS! sometimes to make villains less villainous, othertimes because she likes having sexShe does this with both men and women, she was trying to have sex with you when you first met her, and put the moves on Cynthia when you introduced her.
>>30554189Making good coffee isn't a much needed hero skill? Are you kidding? A good cup of coffee is the deciding factor between war and peace. A good cup of coffee is the only thing that stands between the darkest of nights and the brightest of days.Perfection brewed in a single cup hotter than the depths of hell, and responsible for the sharp judgement needed to keep the world safe. The best part of waking up is a nice big cup of JUSTICE.
>>30554189>Every shot is a kill shot.Umm, so should we have her stock up on non-lethal ammo and stuff?
>>30554189>But what can Caffornicator do? As far as I could tell all she's good at is being super fast and making coffee. Good coffee but I don't think that's a needed hero skill.Actually, it's to teach the young hero about how crazy S rank heroes are. Better that she learns know.
>>30554189Have her try to shoot non-lethally.
>>30554263blanks can kill ask brandon lee
>>30554233>I want to see her sad.
>>30554189...You should probably ask JR if she can shoot in, you know, non-vital areas.Since bullets aren't really conductive towards the whole "going easy on people"
>>30554189Ask someone if Caffornicator's "fights" are televised too.Oh, and try showing off your aim! Throw some rocks or whatever at the targets.
>>30554189Velocity Raptor. He's a cool dude.
>>30554320Caffornicator makes some damn good latenight tv.
>>30554263Rubber bullets are Less-Than-Lethal. Alternatively she could just only fight people that can handle getting shot in vital places.
>>30554189Maybe we can ask her to show off her hero-ing skills to us.And then give her pointers.
>>30554324"If you need some science, or SCIENCE, then Velocity Raptor is your guy."
>>30554348only at certain ranges are they non lethal
>>30554334WARNING: caffornicator at workhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxwcQ1dapw8
>>30554309But she's cute when she's sad.You don't make girls sad so that you can see their cute faces?
>>30554189Amazing shots.We should take her to shadow man. Everyone needs informants.
>>30554294... That wasn't a blank though.
>>30554239From what we've learned about the hero association, she probably is a pornstar.
"How do Caffornicator's fights usually go?"MSM: "Hers can be pretty brutal. You don't want to fight someone who's faster than light.""Oh... I thought it was something less... Violent."MSM: "She's an S-Class. All of them can be brutal. Even you, Rena. I've seen some of your fights.""I don't mean to hurt them... Actually... Jade? Can you shoot in uhm... Non-lethal places?"JR: "Of course!" >She fires at the kneecaps, arm joints, gut, thigh, shoulder, fingers. It makes Rena cringe."Okay... You're good. Let's go see another good Hero. Thanks for all the help, Mantis-Shrimp Man."MSM: "My pleasure.">She takes Jade Revolver to Shadow Man. His room is as dark as ever and he smiles when he sees Rena.SM: "Rena. It's good to see you again.""Hey, Shadow Man! I got a new hero here. Wondering if you had any advice for her?"SM: "New Hero? I didn't hear of this. Well my advice to you is to know when to keep to the shadows. Subtlety can get you a long way."
>>30554410Or just incredibly horny and never gets any.
>>30554410And she's S-class because everything gets televised....
>>30554410>she probably is a pornstar.Her specialty is lactation fetish.
>>30554189"Do you have anything for nonlethal takedowns? Like tranquilizer bullets, or restraining equipment? I've got some at my apartment if you want to borrow it.
>>30554424We tried that, didn't work out too well
>>30554424JR: "Is it true that the two of you went out for a while? The forums had a bunch of info on your date but I didn't hear much after that. Oh man! There was this one fanfic where-"SM: "..."
>>30554424Wait you didn't hear of this? But you hear of everything. Which means she isn't really a hero. Rena panic at once!
>>30554442>"Do you have anything for nonlethal takedowns?A non-lethal takedown is always the most silent takedown.Welcome to the force JC, might as well start doing coke.
>>30554424>I didn't hear of this.Our image of him, crushed.
>>30554424"Hey, Jade. What exactly motivates you to be a hero?"
>>30554424Look at him intently Rena.
>>30554458Don't make me get the box again.
>>30554458Do you want to go into the Sad Box again?And what's this about him not hearing about you being a hero?Did you fill in the documentation?
>>30554458OH he's so cute.
>>30554458"Jade. JADE. No talking about fanfiction, remember?"
>>30554458>Is it true that the two of you went out for a while?I know what would make him blush even more."I don't remember going out with him. I mean, he never asked..."
>>30554458BACK IN THE SAD BOXAlso show SM the letter we got and ask him if it looks legit to him?
>>30554458WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU NOT TO DO
>>30554499This, please this.
>>30554499She probably knows about that villain Rena dated in college too.
>>30554458Say JR, have ever written any of these fanfictions? If so, which? You got me curious...
>>30554426>Caffornicator is Macha
>>30554424Okay, Rena, listen closely and don't panic. I think Jade might not actually be a hero; she could be a villain in disguise trying to pull off some evil plan. Just treat her like you have been, but if you get the chance to get out of her sight, then use your communicator to check her records.Also, call Robomaid and tell her to get some bondage equipment ready in case Jade has any plans.
>>30554424> New Hero? I didn't hear of this.This actually sets a few alarm bells off in my head. Is JD really what she looks, if the Shadow DOESN'T KNOW?
>>30554499This would be the perfect amount of adorable oblivious Rena and embarrassed Shadow Man.
>>30554458"Sad Box, Jade."Hang on, you two went out on a date?
>>30554458Put her back in the sad box.Then go discuss her suspiciousness with Shadowman. Also, >>30554538 this.
>>30554499Supporting this.
>>30554458"Jade! You're a hero now! You don't need fanfiction anymore! They'll MAKE fanfiction about you some day!"
>>30554458menace with sad box.Don't actually use it, but menace.Tell her that shadowman is a great informant and she should call him if she needs to know something.
>>30554526...motherfucker.
>>30554554I was hoping we'd actually be there for the date.We were there when one of us asked the other out for coffee, but knowing Rena she likely thought it was literally just for coffee
>>30554588It would be even better if the Sad Box menaced with spikes of olm leather.
>>30554538>>30554540This could be potentially worrying. With QK running about, it may be fairly simple for any person to suddenly gain superpowers and try to join either the Hero's Association or their villainous counterpart. If this is true, then QK may be attempting to seed either association with assassins or spies (unwitting or otherwise).
>>30554424Caffornicator is faster than light? shiiieeeethow the hell did Cynthia ever beat her?
"Okay, stop. Back in the sad box. Come on."JR: "Nooo.... I'm sorry! I'll stop! It's just it was a really good one!""Nope. Come on. I need to talk to Shadow Man alone, anyway."JR: "OHMYGOSH SO IT IS TRUE! I can't wait to get back and tell-">Rena puts her in a box and pushes her out of the room."Hey, Shadow Man. Can you look at this?">Rena hands him the letter she'd received before.SM: "... This isn't official. I mean... Some of it is. But it looks like whoever wrote this copied stuff out of the news. Not only that but the Hero Association doesn't exactly have the best example of keeping track of who's sane. No offense but Omen and Madam Hourglass would have been my pick out of the sane S-Class. They're smart and have more experience. Also, we seldom send letters. Someone would have just called you.""So what does this mean..?"SM: "Well if that girl out there is the one who was sent for you to train then I would say she's not a hero. She hasn't signed up to even attempt to be one, at least. And she's not a villain I'm aware of either.""What should I do?"SM: "I would probably take her out of here. She shouldn't be here unless she is a Hero or is in the process of becoming one.""But she's so excited..."SM: "I understand. I'll leave her up to you.""Okay... Hey, sorry about her and that fanfic thing. She reads a lot of them."SM: "That... That's fine. I wasn't aware we were paired up.""They seem to pair just about anyone up."So... What to do?
>>30554628Or she's Death-guy's rebellious daughter. It'd explain why she's so good at killing, and why he's suddenly back in town.
>>30554658Oh, I get it. The girl faked the letter so she could meet some actual heroes.
>>30554658Still liked going to get coffee with you though, shadow man.ANYWAY! Let's go and get the revolver girl signed up legitly.We'll tell her she isn't in the paperwork and needs to re-interview with the boss. It'll be fine. she's great!
>>30554658Take her to the cafeteria. Sit her down. Ask her if there's something she'd like to tell us.
>>30554658We need to confront her about this. Preferably in the company of some S-class heroes.
>>30554658>I wasn't aware we were paired up."We could, if you want~
>>30554654Because Caffornicator moves much faster than she thinks.>>30554658Take her to the front desk so she can register as a hero. Ask why she didn't do it herself.
>>30554587>They'll MAKE fanfiction about you some day!Also, they'll probably make some about you... and me... ummm... let's pretend we never had this conversation."
>>30554658go ask her what her thoughts on madam hourglass are
>>30554658Talk to Sparkle...wait, SHIT we can'tuuuh, find one of the other S-Classes like Omen and ask what to do.
>>30554658Have fun with your imouto. Introduce her to some more heroes, take her to a mall and then take her home.
>>30554658Weeeell...She does seem genuine, but you may want to take her to get registered proper first.
>>30554658Bring her before the Boss Computer, and let it judge if she be worthy.
>>30554658She probably faked the letter in order to get into the hero business. Fans can do crazy things.
>>30554658>So... What to do?Confront her about it.She probably faked the letter to get near you because she's a big fan of yours.You could always suggest her to actually sign up to become a hero. She has the skills for it.
>>30554658He STILL hasn't asked us out on another date. Maybe he just isn't interested...
>>30554654The power of pure caffeine is a thing to fear.
>>30554750m-maybe we should ask him?
>>30554658Confront her, ask her what's up with this. Then ask if she actually has any powers besides the fact that she's got guns. If she doesn't and she still wants to join, just get her registered and have her ditch the guns. Shooting villains is generally in very bad taste.
>>30554658He seems disappointed.>So... What to do?Do this: >>30554538Also tell Robomaid to keep it hidden so we can surprise her.Then, we should go talk to Jade. Ask her why she decided to become a hero.
>>30554750I wonder if those ShadowManxChet shippers were right then...
>>30554734LET HER BE JUDGED BY THE BOSS MAN
>>30554658Hell with it. Take her to the boss and sign her up.She wants to be a hero? Bang, now she's a hero.
>>30554658KILL HERWait no. We need to capture her. Have Shadow Man contact a powerful hero that has disabling powers... like maybe Caffornicator (she can take her guns without her noticing). Then we just go meet up like we're meeting another hero and we'll get some answers from Jade.I mean it's possible she's just a crazy fan who really wants to be a Hero, and sent that letter herself.
>>30554757But the boy is the one that's supposed to make the moves :(
We should probably get those guns away from her before we confront her about this. Pretend we want to take a look at them or something.
>>30554658>She shouldn't be here unless she is a Hero or is in the process of becoming one.">So... What to do?Get the pipsqueak officially hired!Better us than Heroes.
>>30554765This is a good idea I think.
>>30554765>>30554772Agreed. Time to talk with BIG BOSS and get her paperwork done. I mean, in Rena's case it was pretty much a matter of announcement, can't be that much harder to turn JR into hero now can it?
>>30554713Yes, actually, you know what, let's do that. Ask if he wants to maybe go out sometime. It's not like you're busy.
>>30554794>*Better us than Villains.
>>30554803>>30554713well, I HAVE been rooting for rena/shadowman. Just a little.
>>30554803inb4assholeexshowsup
>>30554839He will. And then Jade will mention all the horrible hatesex fanfics of him and Rena.
>>30554658I don't think that confronting her now is the best way to handle this. She could just be an excited fan, or she could be a dangerous villain in disguise. Ask Shadow Man to do a background check on her to see if he can find out anything, while we try to stall her somehow. Ask her about herself, take her around town, things like that.
you know maybe we should talk to jade about the benefits of trick shooting.Like shooting wands out of hands instead of shooting hands.
>>30554859>Rena just lets her talk>and talk>and talk
>>30554877shoot a wizard's wand out of his hands and he can't cast for a dayshoot his hands off and he can't cast for life
Oh crap.Could Jade be a Monster Maestro X Rena shipper who fanfics were ruined?
>>30554919yes.
"I think I'll go talk to her. Thanks again, Shadow Man."SM: "No problem.... Oh, Rena?""Hmm?"SM: "Perhaps later... If you're not busy we could... Get more coffee?""Heh. Sure, I'd like that.">She waves goodbye and approaches Jade Revolver.JR: "Hey! Can I get out now?""Sure thing. I think you're about ready to become a real hero now. Let's go see Big Boss."JR: "Right... Right now? I don't think I'm ready for that yet. I'd really rather just train with you for a bit longer. Just a few more days until I'm really sure I'm ready."
>>30554919JADE IS THE /U/BOATOH GOD FIRE TORPEDOS
>>30554931"Be honest. Are you just doing this to get to hang out with heroes?Because if you just want to hang out with heroes, we can go play mario kart RIGHT NOW. right now. I've got the machine set up. Come on."
>>30554931>JR: "Right... Right now? I don't think I'm ready for that yet. I'd really rather just train with you for a bit longer. Just a few more days until I'm really sure I'm ready."The letter was forged Jade.I am giving you one chance.
>>30554931Ruffle hair."Whatever you say, squirt."
>>30554931Ok, she probably did write that letter in the hopes that we would train her. Let's just be nice and humor her.>>30554944Bridgette already got easily shot down, we're fine.
>>30554944>>30554919Nah, apparently she liked some of the ones with Rena and Chet.
>>30554931Nope. Now or never. Experience is the best training it's how Rena did it!
>>30554931Sit down, and ask her whats up. She must be doing this for some reason.
>>30554931"I was literally picked up off the street and inducted into the Hero's Association without my consent, long before I had any sort of powers or protection. If I can make it in, you can make it in."
>>30554931You're not registered. WHO ARE YOU!?>conspicuous beheadocThat's a bit extreme, Captcha...
>>30554968She is only saying that to deceive us.
>>30554962>Introduce JR to Bridgette>she starts talking about fanfics
>>30554955This. Combined with hair ruffling.
>>30554931Ask her if she knows you're not a lesbian.
>>30554931"Nonsense, I became a hero because I was dragged into it." draw her out
>>30554931"I know the letter was fake, Jade. If you really want to be hero, you can do it right. If you just want to hang out, with me or with other heroes, you don't need to pretend to be someone you're not."
>>30555000She thinks we dated Shadow Man and pretty sure she knows we rejected Bridgette.
>>30554931"Jade, I think you haven't been level with us. The act's up, so for your own good you should come clean."
>>30554996haha that would be awkwardshe already brought up that one tentacle fic and MM wasn't even here.we should keep them apart.
>>30555000Err, by which I mean, say "You know I'm not a lesbian, right? We can still hang out after you're a Hero. Or even if you're not a Hero."
>>30554996>Bridgette wrote most of those fanfics
>>30554931"Quick question. What's your reason for becoming a hero?"
>>30554968She sees us as the Sakura Haruno in Naruto fanfiction.meaning we get paired up with EVERYONE and I mean Everyone!
>>30554944>torpedoesi believe depth charges are what you really need to sink a submarine, thats what my granpappy always used in his ww2 stories.
>>30555058Except Sasuke funnily enough
>>30555039I'm dying over here, sent help.
>>30555058That's because Sakura a slut.Rena not a slut.
>>30555058Rena X Rock
>>30555100nah, she's a terrible person that lusts for an asexual emo's nonexistent penis.
>>30555100but she is, she just doesn't know it yet.
>>30555113I always wonder, If Rena can hear our idle conversations. Like pairings, chatting, etc, etc or is it selective?
>>30555113Pfft, everyone knows it's Rena X Lasagna
>>30555113
>>30555157She probably hears the stuff directly addressed to her.
>>30555157>She can hear everything and even see the pics we post.Hey Rena, how does looking at this make you feel?
"Be honest. Are you just doing this to get to hang out with heroes? Because if you just want to hang out with heroes, we can go play mario kart RIGHT NOW. I've got the machine set up. Come on."JR: "You... You knew?""I had my suspicions at first. But I was kinda curious about who this new hero was. Also getting a chance to teach someone is pretty cool."JR: "You're not mad at me for lying to you?""Nah. You just wanted to hang out and I guess you thought this was the only way to get my attention? It's cool. Now, come on. Let's go play."JR: "Okay!"===================================>They end up going to Rena's house to hang out. They play a lot of games with Jade Revolver telling Rena about how she really wanted to be a Hero cause she really really really admires Rena. But she decided that she didn't really want to be in danger or anything. It was more fun to read about or hang out with Heroes than to be one.>She asks if the two of them can hang out more often. Rena says she's more than welcome to.>She gets a text from Shadow Man. It reads 'Looked up that Jade Revolver lady. Rena, she's the daughter of the S-Class Rank 5 Villain Void. She tried to be a Hero once about a month ago but they refused to let her in. I didn't recognize her with that long hair. Extreme caution is needed.'That... Doesn't sound good.
>>30555202Nah we're fineVoid's probably a bro
>>30555202We're gonna turn her to the side of good and become a higher grade hero.Is there a higher rank than S?
>>30555202So... why are you so good at killing things?
>>30555202It's fine. She's a nice girl. She can't help who her parents are.... maybe we should look them up, just in case.
>>30555202Hey kid! Wanna become my apprentice and use your powers for good?I'm an S-rank, I can totally get you in.
>>30555202It's fine.She just wants to hang out.
>>30555202Text back>Why was she refused?I assume it's because she's a Villain's daughter, but wish to double-check.That discrimination isn't cool, yo.
>>30555202"So why did they turn down your application?"
>>30555202Its fine, she seems like a good kid.Maybe find a few people that can life the ban
>>30555202"So... why you don't just apply for for membership? I got in pretty easy and you're a great shot with revolvers! I wouldn't be surprised if they started you off at B rank!"
>>30555202>I didn't recognize her with that long hairNO HAIRCUTS. NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.Absolutely none of that, Rena.
>>30555232>Is there a higher rank than S?/ss/ ?
>>30555202You already hang out with one daughter of an S-rank villain how different could this one be
>>30555202Daughter of a high-ranking villain falling head over heels in fan-girl love with us?That's so... Moe.
>>30555202Nah, she's a bro.No need for caution.Lets eat lasagna while reading the worst fanfics.
>>30555202"hey wait a minute, if you're not being a hero and buying a costume, I might need that 300,000 back.I mean, it was for bulletproofing yourself and all."
>>30555202Let's be honest. She's the daughter of a villain. Our best friend who wants the v actually IS a villain.It should be fine, but this is actually the sort of thing we can talk with Bridgette about. Either she'll know what Void is like or her mother will.
>>30555289don't be like thatRena probably doesn't even remember the moneyit's chump change to her now as an S-Class
>>30555289nah dude we're loadedshe can keep it
>>30555202"Jade, girl, where your weapons really come from? Is there... an irate owner presently looking for them, going by a certain villain moniker?"
>>30555279>/ss/What does that even mean? I see it posted in relation to porn, but I never went out of my way to find the meaning.
>>30555202"Huh, you're Void's daughter? I've never met them - what are they like?"
>>30555202Eh. so there's one more person with family that has godlike super powers who we hang out with. Whatever.
>>30555202Send a text back asking why she was refused. It was probably for a minor reason, but a bit of caution is needed still. And maybe we should look up this Void too.
>>30555202"Is Void the reasonable type of villain, or the type that will probably try to murder me for hanging out with his daughter?"
>>30555202Ask Shadowman about this Void person, and why she was refused.Also ask Bridgette, she probably has some info about him / her.Meanwhile, keep hanging out with Jade. She seems like a sweet kid.Ask her to tell you a bit about herself - share stories, mess around, all that.
>30555202Void? Sounds like all he is is EMPTY BLUSTER!Ha ha... haaah...
>>30555310Straight shota
>>30555310Straight shota.Aka MILFs molesting 12 and under.
>>30555202Ask Shadow Man why they refused her, and also look up info on Void.
>>30555336Hey now, the milf doesn't have to be the one doing the molesting!
>>30555310You don't want to.
>>30555202Her best friend is the daughter of an otherworldly abomination, I think we'll be okay.
>>30555325Also, depending on the answer, maybe give that Void a call, tell it where its daughter is.
>"Is Void the reasonable type of villain, or the type that will probably try to murder me for hanging out with his daughter?">"The latter.">"Why was she refused" she texts back.>"She severely wounded the man who was testing her after he commented on her missed shot.".....>"She is prone to fits of rage similar to Monster Marauder but not nearly as intense. That is why I advise extreme caution. At the very least she seemed to regret wounding the man. She ran out of the building shortly after she shot him. Still, the fact that it has happened once means it could happen again. I don't want you getting hurt."JR: "Rena. Come on, you're not even putting up a fight now!"
>>30555202"Jade, what do your parents think about your hobby?"
>>30555336>>30555332Jolly good. >>30555351Yes, I did.
>>30555202...Considering Anti-Hero, I didn't think the Hero's Association even COULD reject people.
>>30555379Play fair and square and have fun. If she misbehaves, she goes back in the box.
>>30555379"If you want to join the Hero Association, you should relax a bit. Learn some discipline."
>>30555379"They can reject people!?!?"
>>30555379S-Sorry, texting friends!
>>30555379It's all right Rena, let's look on the bright side!Like, uh......some help here?
>>30555379So, why are you so good at shooting if you didn't want to hero?
>>30555379Let her win everything.
>>30555379Oh crapbaskets
>>30555379Okay.Well.Let's uh... NOT piss off Void in the future. And Jade seems like she really does mean well, I think. Learning discipline is part of being a hero too.
>>30555379She'll be able to tell if you go easy on her.Probably.
>>30555404Yeah. Treat her as a friend.
>>30555418You learned that the HA actually some standards...?
>>30555379"So. I'm guessing you don't have your dad's permission to be here. And he is looking for you. And is going to be very upset when he finds you."
>>30555379The solution is... to get her mad at daddy.oh god
>>30555351As a person whose first intimate experience was pretty much textbook case of /ss/, I honestly can't really complain about it.
>>30555379Play to win, if she flips out she goes into the box.
>>30555379Sorry I was distracted. Also, here is a laptop with internet access. Things will now happen.
>>30555446>Hero Association>StandardsShenanigans!
>>30555379Do not give her the win. She will know what you are up to and it will piss her off. Act like everything is normal.
>>30555379Just. Just treat her like a normal person. Be her friend.She needs a friend.
In the event we're going to end up fighting the Void and winning, we should totally stick him in the sad box.
>>30555446....huh. That's true, I suppose.
Oh shit guys, this girl has associated with us now. That cat is gonna try to get her to contract now. We should warn her.
>>30555454Tell me more
>>30555379Maybe she could try becoming a villain or getting therapy.
>>30555379Continue playing, but don't comment on any mistakes she makes. Get her phone number. Text her later (while staying away from windows) telling her you know who her father is and why she got refused entry a month ago. Reassure her that her past isn't a big deal but you need to know she won't freak out and shoot you or anyone you care about, also um if her father doesn't try to kill you that would be nice.Then you can avoid her fit of rage and clear the air so that there are no lies between you.
Take her in as our discipleTeach her our secret of remaining chill.
>>30555454Explain?
>>30555477Oh, definitely.Or our new protege can do that herself.
>>30555481This might be a good idea.
>>30555379"Uh, sorry, I was distracted... by hunger. I'm gonna go make some food. Robomaid, could you come help me?"
>>30555481You're right.
>>30555379Didn't Anti-Hero also fit into that category? Doesn't mean we should discriminate because of that.
>>30555481...yeah, we really should her about the cat.
>>30555481Yeah we should definitely warn her of that.
>>30555481But that's not true.
>>30555532Maybe they tightened up security after she murdered a fellow hero.
>>30555379This is potentially a disastrous situation. She idolizes Rena, so what happens when she steps into a mine and does something un-idol-like? Jade could turn into a yandere robomaid, only worse.Idol stalkers are SCARY.
>>30555523>I'm gonna go make some food.NOLast thing we need to do is have Void walk in on an assassination attempt...Actually, we should try to make food together.
>>30555379"Ah, I get it, you need somebody to help you learn how to keep calm, right?Well, Sparkle's better at that than me - she's engaged to Monster Marauder, and he's a doting father now. But I'll try!"
"Jade, what do your parents think about your hobby?"JR: "Ha. Well, mom is dead but dad hates it. He says I shouldn't be worshiping people like that. But I'm like you, Rena. I do what I want to do.""... I thought you said your dad was dead."JR: "... I did, didn't I? Dang... Uhm...""I know your dad is a villain, Jade. You really don't need to lie to me."JR: "... I'm sorry. I... I thought you wouldn't hang out with me if you knew everything about me. I...""Jade, my best friend is the daughter of The Monster. I wouldn't have really cared."JR: "I know but... He's not like my dad. My dad would... He'd hurt you. I'm sure he's looking for me now. I should probably go before he finds me. I really did have a nice time, Rena. Really. I... Just wish I could have really become a Hero, like you.">She stands up.JR: "I really did have a lot of fun today! You're still the coolest hero ever and when I get back home I'm gonna tell all my online friends how awesome you are."Aww... She looks so sad...I want to hug her. She's like the little sister I've never had and I just want to make her happy forever.But I think her father would tear me apart.
>>30555646>I want to hug her. She's like the little sister I've never had and I just want to make her happy forever.HUG HER, DAMMIT!HUG HER AND RUFFLE HER HAIR.
>>30555646GO HUG HER RIGHT NOWHUG HER SO HARD THAT YOU SUFFOCATE HER WITH YOUR FLUFFINESS
>>30555646Hug her anyway.But check if Bridgette is nearby first.
>>30555646Hug her anyway, consequences be damned!
>>30555646Do it anyway.
>>30555646Fuck it. Hug her.
>>30555646Do it. Hugs solve everything.If she ever needs us or wants to hang out, she should call us.Give her our phone number and email if she wants to chat.
>>30555646He'll never find out, hug her. Tell her you're totally here for her, especially if she wants to become a hero.
>>30555646Fuck the haters. Hugs time."You're your own person, you know. You could become a Hero if you really wanted to."
>>30555675>>30555683>>30555685>>30555687>>30555690>>30555692>>30555695>>30555696>Hug her>She starts purring
>>30555646Well, you could still give her a headpat. Besides, who says she can't hang out again?
>>30555646Hug the adorable gril.
>>30555646He's going to try anyway, so you might as well get a hug out of it!
>>30555646Get her number. Definitely want to hang out with her again
>>30555646Hugs tiems
>>30555646Check his official file. If we invite some other heroes with us that can counter his powers, then we can hang out safely.
>>30555703>we get a ladyboner>at least we do in the fanfic she later writes
>>30555646Hug her!"We can still be friends.OH! You should know! Dark Shadow? He has a thing for Omen.He'll deny it, but I know the truth. There's a reason we broke up."
>>30555646It's way too late for that.Might as well go for broke.
>>30555646Just to be sure, she knows all about the evil cat, right?
>>30555740YESYESYESYESYESYES
>>30555646Give her a hug, and our phone number.Hanging out is always okay.
>>30555646Does your dad treat you poorly?SHould we, uh, assemble a rescue?
>>30555483>>30555503There is not much to explain. Just that things are much better when your partner has exact idea what she's doing and what she wants. Because you don't. The downside is it sets your standards pretty high so girls your age will suddenly seem clumsy and unable to communicate properly in comparison. But I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>30555740do it do it do it
>>30555765...that is an awful thought but we should probably ask anyway.
We should totally take a picture with her.
if she tells all her friends online her ploy worked, a lot more people will try to meet us this way
>>30555740seconded
>>30555646Tell her not to tell her friends then everyone will do it.
>>30555740That's not a nice thing to do. Don't go and misrepresent someone's emotions like that.
>>30555740>Dark Shadowis that the asshole ex?
>>30555858uuuh source?
>>30555772I meant explain what it is.
>Rena gives the girl a big hug. Jade Revolver gasps and shudders, completely shocked by the redhead's embrace."We can still be friends. I'll give you my number and you can call me any time you want to hang out. Also, there's a rumor that Dark Stranger totally has a thing for Omen. He'll deny it but I know the truth.">She gasps.JR: "I knew it!"HeheheSorry, Omen. I hope he doesn't mind all the fanfiction.>They exchange phone numbers and Jade Revolver gives her another tight hug.JR: "This has been the best day of my entire life! I'll come by again as soon as I can!">She hugs her once more and the two bid farewell.She's adorable.I really do hope she gets a chance to become a hero. I think people like her just need a second chance.
We should visit Anti Hero. She could probably use some cheering up!
>>30555765That is a REALLY awkward and uncomfortable question, but you wouldn't be a hero if you didn't ask it.
>>30555740I don't think being gay for Omen is that bad a thing.
>>30555908no, don't feed the shippers renaYou know not what you unleash!
>>30555858This gets me hard. Source on it?
>>30555908Wait.Rena's a redhead?
>>30555895Dark stranger?
>>30555936have you not seen all the freckles
>>30555908>1/2uh oh>redheadwait what
>>30555908The Void is gonna be right behind you.
>>30555908I hope Bridgette isn't in the window, watching.
>>30555895no, his name is John.AKA The Dark Stranger, though we'll never dignify him with that
>>30555936Uh, yeah? Freckles, dude.
>>30555953>>30555964You don't have to be a redhead to have freckles.
>>30555964>>30555953Freckles are not exclusive to redheads.
She should totally arch her dad.
>>30555908This is why I wanted to tell her you weren't a lesbian, dammit!
>>30555961Rena hugged Bridgette all the time.Rena hugs everyone.
>>30555895>>30555949>>30555962Well, he totally deserves some slash fic pairing or a dozen...
>>30555973>>30555978yes they are
>>30555929Pretty sure everyone's gay for Omen.
>>30555908=====================================>Rena wakes up the next morning and does her usual training.>When she returns home Robomaid is there with a massive pile of letters.RM: "Mistress. You have received 2,354 letters from the Hero Association."..............I regret everything.
>>30555908So... Who are these online fellows that Jade schlicks with?Is it /tg/?Keeping on that topic, is there a Hero or Villain that is actually THE VOICES made physical/magical/tangible?
>>30555908> 1/2Uhhhh, suddenly I have a very, very bad feeling about this. I think there's a distinct possibility we're gonna see a corpse.
>>30556001>regretting hugging new imoutoThe worst
>>30556001>2,354 letters from the Hero AssociationWhat. Why.
>>30556001Chapter 28 tonight?
>>30556001what?how?how do they even send that many letters?
>>30556010Seems like Rider has that sort of thing going on.
>>30555982>he refuses to play along with her silly games>she complains that they never do anything together any more>OKAY FINEAnd then Rena got the credit.Welcome to EX rank.>>30556001Shut up. No you don't.
>>30556001How are we that popular?
>>30556021We have a lot of fans. And it worked once, why not try it?
>>30556001wah wah waaaaah.
>>30556001Why regret? Your favorite fan gave you a hug.ALSO, ANOTHER CHAPTER TONIGHT?
>>30556010>Keeping on that topic, is there a Hero or Villain that is actually THE VOICES made physical/magical/tangible?Rena
>>30556021>>30556031they're fakes
>>30556038If that's fanmail, that's okay.If those are complains, that's a problem.
>>30556001Start responding to it as fan mail
>>30556001I knew it was coming and I still laughed.
>>30556001I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGG!
>>30556046how do 2354 people idolize us that much
We should set up our own Rena blog.Answer questions, mess with fans, that stuff.
>>30556001called it.
>>30556044The voices are actually a legitimate thing in this setting though.Like, Sparkle gets them, Bridgette gets them, Lyrical Princess Raindrops gets 'em, everyone.But what if the voices actually become a... Thing, something visible.
>>30556001You know what your place needs? A fireplace.
>>30556065Because we're the best hero ever, duh.
>>30556084
>>30556084...........Rider?
>>30556001>No matter how you look at it, it's not my fault I'm THIS popular.
No new chapters tonight! But the next one will be up in only a few days.I wanted something relaxed and lighthearted todayThe day for the next chapter will be posted on the twitter, as usual, and thanks for reading.Here's some of my first drawings of the cast of HQ as a bonus.[/spoiler
>>30556084We'd never be able to get anything done.It would be like TPP but with every action.
there is a disturbing lack of sane S class heroes. We are also much more approachable than most other heroes at our rank, even the sane ones.
>>30556106Yeah, Rider seems like the best bet for someone closest to actually being the voices.Each suggestion would be an individual with their own backstory and everything.
>>30556110Thanks for running, man. Great thread as always.See you next time.
>>30556110Very nice. Thanks, Larro.
I'm just now catching up, but we might want to get JR some kind of nonlethal stun rounds for her guns. If someone already said that, just ignore this post.
>>30556110>General Colonel>not Kernallarry pls
>>30556001This is probably because of the fanfic, isn't it?
>>30556065Think of it this way. We now have 2,354 potential informants keeping an eye out for that killer cat.And this >>30556069 is a good way to facilitate said exchange of information.
>>30556110So MM is going to join the Hero Association? Neat!
>>30556084The world wouldn't be able to handle it if the Voices of Chaos were able to manifest in it without a host.
>>30556110Thanks for running, ya perv!
>>30556110Thanks for running, Larro!
>>30556001Awesome, thanks for running!Once-in-a-blue-moon reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>30556110> Bridgette with longer hairOh God, my heart.
>>30554658You know, for an information specialist he sure is out of the loop.
>>30556110Maroon Ranger Quest when?
>>30555905Sora no Otoshimono.
>>30556172>Curly hairBridgette is the cutest lesbian ever.
>>30556110I recommend not posting the other group shot unless you censor the one guy
>>30556187>unless you censor the one guyFor some reason this made me think there was a hero named Trigger Man, who had the power of "triggering" (tumblr style) people.
>>30556199triggering?
And another one. Sparkle changed a bit from her initial design.
>>30556218So is Anti-Hero dead, or did she actually just quit?
>>30556231It was said she quit.
>>30556231She is very much alive.
>>30556231We'll have to find out the next time we have a serious thread, probably.That, see if Edgemurder is still alive, and if Cosplay Lass didn't change.
>>30556254Is she functional?
>>30556269Which part of her are we talking about here?
>>30556269Haha, no.
>>30556341DAMNIT LARROLET US VISIT HERSHE NEEDS A HAPPY FACE AND LASAGNA
>>30556231Fired for murdering another hero.She hasn't been given any psychological help, so she's going to wind up being one of the magical girl villains.We keep telling Rena and MGS to pay for AH's mental health care, but they never do it.
>>30556341oh god why
>>30556341antihero is killno
>>30556354goddamnit they don't know about it but they really should check inShe quit! That's a legitimate excuse to catch up with her!
>>30556218Such MGS.Very PTSDMuch cute.Wow.
>>30556341Poor Anti-Hero. We should go visit her.
>>30556383>There will never be a Hero Quest drawn entirely in chibi.
>>30556341>very much alive>confirmed potatolarro pls
>>30556341> lying down there> wondering every morning why her friends don't come visit> a certain quantum cat pays her a visit
>>30556378Rena doesn't know, but MGS does.MGS was even complaining about how they don't decommission heroes properly.
>>30556341GoddamnPoor AH
>>30556405>>30556341LARRO WE NEED TO VISIT HER NEXT THREAD YOU HEAR MEIT'S TRAGIC NOW
>>30556341So what ever happened to Pringle Guard?
If we're going to take Jade as our protege, we need to learn how to be a good teacher.We need to find Raindrops, and ask her to teach us.And find out whether her and Rena are related.
>>30556341Maybe she just needs Magical Vampire Rena to cheer her up?Let's be honest. She would just make it 10 times worse
>>30556405>why her friends don't come visitI think she might realize she doesn't have any due to being a creepy little shit.
>>30556422We're not taking her as a protoge, we're just gonna be her friend.
>>30556444Good lord man, that's great
>>30556417She.... escaped?
>>30556444why is that face so terrifyingis it the uncanny valley?
>>30556444Her face scares me, other then that it's great
>>30556417
>>30556444Posture's a bit weird.Since when did she have tits?Also, dear god that face.
>>30556341How could you
>>30556542ohmygod
>>30556542OHWOW
>>30556542oh god it's perfect
>>30556454>I think she might realize she doesn't have any due to being a creepy little shit.Pretty sure she had some friends.But she killed them.
>>30556542PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>30556542I should have known.
>>30556467We can be both since she's our imouto now.
>>30556542Canon
>>30556444I don't know what the others are saying, I like the face. Looks realistic.You do good workNow... Draw our new little sister.
>>30556542She had a kid?Pringle man is real....
>>30556542
>>30556627or she made an egg with a can of pringles.
>>30556444Dem freckles and ahoge
>>30556627>>30556647Or EM is adopted, hence the shouting.
>>30556647Pringles provide everything a woman would ever need.
>>30556627>Pringle man is real....you ever doubted?
>>30556542> the cat didn't appear before Pringle Guard escaped> itallmakessensenow.jpg
>>30556341I'm sorryI couldn't resist
>>30556677>Or EM is adopted,same skin tone
>>30556444Rena quest needs more fanart. It already has all the fanfics it could ever need.
>>30556725>everyone with the same skin tone is relatedAnd their hair is different so fuck you.
>>30556716>made on imgur
>>30556417Can someone remind me who Pringle Guard is? I can't remember him at all.Is it somehow related to Princess Guard?
>>30556799>their hair is differentIt's the same color as Pringle Man's mustache
>>30556833One shot quest.
>>30556833>himhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29866589/
>>30556833Pringles guard was a quest about just that. A girl guarding a fabled can of pringles original.
>>30556341Oh...poor antihero.I have a sad for her.The guilt must be overwhelming.
>>30556833> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29866589/Here you go.
>>30556880WE NEED TO HELP ANTIHEROALSO CAFFORNICATOR
>>30556833Pringle Guard Quest was another quest by Larro. It was misarchived. Here are the links:http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29866589/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29866589/
>>30556893We'll help everyone, one hug at a time.
>>30556893Ironically she's neither a hero nor an anti-one now.
>>30556627>>30556677or she was raped while in the psych ward
>>30556971or it was a threesome because Mr. Pringle is too big for some places.
>>30557006We can consult FATAL about that.
>>30556858>>30556861>>30556867>>30556882>>30556926Thanks, will read now
>>30556926Not exactly misarchived. You can still find it via the "Pringles" tag.
>>30557015*rolls*Must be too big. She has a negative anal circumference.
>>30556548Posture was meant to be a bit wonky. Not really a normal pose. That being said, don't think I succeeded in conveying that. Doh well. I'll try to work on it for next time.>>30556507>>30556500I have a bad habit of exaggerating facial expressions. Might be why this didn't work well. Combination of high eyebrow, the fang and the dark facial lines I think.This any better? Much less animated, but hopefully a bit less crazy face.
>>30557865You forgot the hat
>>30557926 She totes has the clip on focus from Cosplay. Just really hard to spot. Check the bang
>>30557966Ah, there it is. I just like hat Rena.
>>30557980 Fine..... And one with a little hat.
>>30558134Yes... This pleases me.Seriously though, that looks great
>>30558159larrroooo I am deeply worried about the side characters that need to be checked on which we do not check ooon!
>>30558200Okay okay! Next chapter they'll be checked on. I promise.
>>30558223hooray!Now to regret wishing on the monkey paw!
>>30558134Beautiful.
