Sorwo-ahn rolls snaps her fingers to bring your attention back to her. She looks upon you critically.

"Not bad for the beginning of training," she tells you. "However, you still have a great deal to learn. Your first real challenge will begin now. In the woods to the North, you will find a pond. Once per day, a stone rises from the bottom of the pond to the surface. Atop the stone sits a frog that brings good fortune to a worthy warrior who removes him from the stone. You will go to the pond, retrieve the frog, and return here. Understood?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30526411
>A
"A frog on a floating rock, you say?"

"... okay."

>>30526411
>A.
"Yes ma'am"
Grin and run to our destination

>>30526504
"A frog on a floating rock, you say? Okay," you respond.

"One more thing," your instructor tells you. "This test must be completed alone. Your mate must stay behind."

"And why exactly can't I go with him?" Onia demands.

"I will explain to you while he is gone, but this is a test that must be completed alone," Sorwo-ahn hisses.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30526629
>A Ladies, ladies please, there's no need to fight over me!

>>30526629
>>30526629
>A. "No problem. You girls have fun together then.
>B. Mission, start!

>>30526629
>A
"It's okay, Onia. That's a condition of most of the tests on this planet. Think of it as a chance to explore the place. And if you get bored, you can always IT back to Earth. I won't mind."

"I'll be back with the frog."

>>30526792
>>30526673
>>30526642
"It's alright, Onia," you tell your girlfriend. "That's a condition of most of the tests on this planet. Think of it as a chance to explore the place. And, if you get bored, you can always head back to Earth. I won't mind."

Onia calms down and gives you a small smile. "Alright, good luck."

"I'll be back with the frog," you tell the two girls before heading north into the woods.

As you trek through the dark forest, it strikes you how it isn't much darker now than it is during the day. The darkness sucks, but at least you have energy to light your way. And, with such a high power level, the predators keep their distance, leaving you unhindered as you head for the pond. Upon reaching it, you see no stone floating on the surface.

>A. She said the stone will be at the bottom right about now. Jump into the pond, swim down and get the frog.

>B. Wait for it to surface

>C. Something else

>>30526995
>B
No cheating, let's do it the right way

>>30526995
>B
Yeah, like there's gonna be one obvious stone, with no repercussions for taking it early.

>>30526995
>B

>>30527038
>>30527107
You decide to simply wait for the stone to surface rather than diving into the pond to search for it. It takes several hours. The sun begins to rise, the sounds of the forest change, and the stone still does not surface. You remain patient, waiting and waiting until about noon. Then, you see a small stone rise to the surface. Sitting atop it is a tiny frog statue.

>A. Take the frog

>B. Take the stone and the frog

>C. Something else

>>30527319
>A

>>30527319
>A.
I imagine we just IT behind the frog and grab it

>>30527378
Or even better, use mental movement to move above it.

There must be a reason she agreed to teach it to us, and I have trouble believing that it's so easy that we can just take the damn thing.

>>30527319
>A. Take the frog

>>30527463
>>30527378
>>30527338
>>30527580

You find this suspiciously easy. You doubt that she would make catching this damn frog so simple. So, you use your Mental Movement to get behind it and grab it. It makes no moves to escape, and you hover above the pond, holding the tiny frog, feeling a bit foolish. Heading back to dry land, you walk back to the village, finding Onia and your instructor talking calmly to one another.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30527623
>A. Say something
"err... so what does this thing do?"

>>30527623
>A. Say something
"Err... so what exactly was this supposed to test?"

>>30527623
>A
"I caught a frog."

>>30527623
"Got it"

>>30527782
This

>>30527782
said in the tone of Johnny Yong Bosch saying "I'm a frog"

>>30527782
>>30527783
>>30527794
>>30527814
>>30527691
>>30527657
"I caught a frog," you announce as you approach the pair.

They stop talking and turn their attention to you and the tiny object you are carrying.

"So I see," Sorwo-ahn comments. "Nicely done."

"Err...so what does this thing do?" you ask.

"Absolutely nothing," she tells you.

"Then what was this supposed to test?" you ask.

"Your patience," she replies. "You were gone four about six hours. And you didn't try to take the easy way out; you stayed patient and did it the right way."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30527980
>A Oh, so do you have like a secret supply of frog statues? How do you replace the statues?

>>30527980
>A. Say something
"I liked the cave better all things considered."

>>30527980
"That was significantly more difficult than you make it sound."

>>30527980
>A
"I see. This planet seems to lend itself well to tests like that... floating rocks, exotic plants to gather, psychic caves."

"So what were you talking about?"

>>30527980
I chuckled >>30528038

>>30528077
that was a vote for that btw

>>30527319
>>30527980
Did we just become the Buddha? Are our footsteps going to leave lotus flowers now?

>>30528120
>>30528092
>>30528077
>>30528072
>>30528070
>>30528038
>>30528023
"I liked the cave better, all things considered," you tell her.

She smirks. "Of course you did; the cave was something you could fight right away rather than wait around for something to happen."

"This planet seems to lend itself well to tests like that," you comment. "Floating rocks, exotic plants to gather, psychic caves...so, what were you talking about?"

"Never you mind," she replies. "Go and return the frog to its stone, your training is complete for today."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30528261
Oh, I get it.

>A Alright then
>B Do as she say's then timeskip to the next day

>>30528261
>A.
"Thanks, Sorwo-ahn. So do I come back tomorrow at the same time or?"
Then do as she said

>>30528261
>A
"Be back in a moment."
>B
IT back to the lake, replace the statue, IT back.
>A
"So I'll be going back to Earth for a while. Any particular time I should be back?"

>>30528261
>A. Say something
"I'll hop to it."
"I'm terrible, I know."

>>30528416
>>30528369
>>30528298
>>30528289
"Be back in a moment," you tell them before taking the frog back through the forest.

You reach the pond, set the frog upon the stone just as you found it, and hike back to the village. The two girls are simply talking once again.

"So, do I come back tomorrow at the same time?" you ask.

"No, return at noon tomorrow," Sorwo-ahn replies.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30528261
This
>>30528369
add the thanks >>30528298
and timeskip >>30528289

>>30528503
>A
"Alright then."

"Onia, you want to stick around here a while, or should we go back to Earth and do something?"

>>30528503
>A. "Thank you for everything, Sorwo-ahn"
>A. "So, Onia, wanna go back?"

>>30528589
This

>>30528618
>>30528589
>>30528557
>>30528507
"Thank you for everything," you tell your instructor.

She says nothing, turning and leaving for wherever her home is located within the village. You and Onia are left alone. She watches the other girl leave, then turns to you.

"So, wanna go back?" you ask Onia.

"Sounds good to me," she replies.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Timeskip to training ending

>D. Timeskip to Frank being wished back

>E. Something else

>>30528801
>D

>>30528801
>She watches the other girl leave
>A
Getting a good look, Onia?
she's got dat jungle fever

>>30528801
>C
I want to see how this turns out before bringing Frank back.

>>30528801
E: ask what they were talking about for 6 hours

>>30528869
This, followed by >>30528851

>>30528825
she jelly, she thinks B\ardock inherited Frank's Harem Power, when truth is he only inherited the Hyperweapon size

>>30528801
seconding>>30528884

>>30528945
>>30528889
>>30528884
>>30528869
>>30528851
>>30528825
>>30528815
"So, what did the two of you talk about for six hours?" you ask.

"Her world, our worlds, her people, our people, her, me, you; we touched upon a variety of subjects," she tells you.

>One week later

You stand before your instructor, who paces slowly in front of you, eyeing you critically. She finally stops and turns to face you completely.

"You have performed well beyond my expectations," she tells you. "In one short week, you have mastered sword combat, and grown more powerful. Congratulations, your training is complete."

>Your power Level is now 43,000,000

>You have learned improved sword combat (note, if you do something stupid you can still get your ass kicked even when wielding the sword)

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30529204
>B Bow to her
>A Thank you for teaching me

Rolled 17

>>30529204
>B.
Shake her hand
>A.
"Thank you, again. You were a good teacher.
I guess I'll see you the next time I come here, sorwo-ahn, goodbye"

>>30529204
>A
"I'll use it well."

"If there's anything I can do in return, all you need to do is ask."

>>30529204
ask if she wants to visit our home planet, and we can show her the red room. she'd probably like that

>>30529377
Oh, yeah, add this to the round

>>30529204
These >>30529362
>>30529377

>>30529377
this

>>30529461
>>30529442
>>30529400
>>30529377
>>30529362
"I'll use it well," you promise.

"You had better," she warns. "I do not wish for all of my hard work to go to waste."

"If there's anything I can do in return, all you need to do is ask," you tell her. "You could come to my home planet; we have an awesome training room there."

She smirks and shakes her head. "That is not my way."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Timeskip to Frank being revived

>>30529632
>C

I gotta go but I'll probably be back before the thread ends. But just in case, goodnight everyone.

>>30529632
>A. Say something
"Well, we'll meet again some other time. See ya"
then
>c

>>30529632
damn there goes that waifu

>>30529769
>goes
What? Nah
Just come and visit again.

Though I'm not sure Som will allow Bardock to follow Frank's Way of Romance

>>30529632
>A
"I like this place, so I'll probably be back to visit. For now, I'll be going home."

"See you later, Sorwo-ahn."

>C
But be sure to have Bardock stop by and let Huhn-Tresh know before it happens.

>>30529830
Onia would NOT be cool with that

>>30529858
then there goes THAT waifu

>>30529842
>>30529830
>>30529769
>>30529755
>>30529688
"Well then, we'll meet again some other time," you tell her. "I like this place, so I should be back to visit. For now, I'll be going home."

Upon returning home, you are informed that your family shall be travelling to Namek to wish your father back to life. You decide to inform Huhn-tresh, and she accompanies you to Namek, where the others quickly gather the balls. Nail and Arey have come to translate.

"Porunga!" Arey shouts, unleashing the mighty dragon.

Different in appearance from Shenron, Porunga nevertheless has the same colored skin. A large, serpentine tail emerges from the balls, leading to a massive muscular torso. The dragon stares down at your group.

"I am the eternal dragon!" he declares. "Speak your wish and I shall-"

Fluffy suddenly makes several growling and roaring noises.

Porunga's eyes flash. "Your wish has been granted."

A bright light temporarily surrounds Fluffy, but quickly fades.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30529858
Guess Bardie is monogamous then

>>30529956
>A
"Wait... did what I think just happened, happen?"

>>30529956
>sense Fluffy's power level
>he's a...
LEGENDARY SUPER T-REX

>>30529956
>my joke about immortal fluffy is now canon
well okay

>>30529965
For now. Remember, Salta and Spina weren't that cool with the arrangement at first, nor were they cool with Fita even being alive at first.

Shit like that just doesn't happen overnight.

>>30529997
Is he right, SOM?

>>30529956
>A.
Wish dad back

>>30530006
he has to be. Fluffy just wished for it

>>30530006
What did I just say?

And seriously, do you guys have to waifu EVERYBODY?

Rolled 12

>>30530130
It's in our blood.
Direct descendants of [insert harem protagonist]

>>30530054
I think he might have wished for the ability to speak the universal language: English.

>>30530054
>>30530039
>>30530006
>>30529997
>>30529989
>>30529986
>>30529972
>>30529965
"Wait...did what I think just happened, happen?" you ask.

You look at Fluffy, who has curled up to take a nap. He doesn't feel any different when you sense him, and the scouter puts his power level at only 6,000.

Turning your attention back to the dragon, you ask that your dad be brought back to life. Nail translates the wish into Namekian, and Porunga's eyes flash.

"Your wish has been granted," he says.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

Rolled 6

>>30530233
>A.
"Give me 2 more inches... in height"

>>30530233
>A
"Shit, gimme a second."
>B
IT to where Frank is buried.

>>30530272
Complete waste.

Knowing where all the other living saiyans has my vote, after we go get Frank >>30530281

>>30530325
>knowing where they live
You realize we have universal sensing and can just scan the universe for saiyan auras, right?

Waaaste

>>30530354
Saiyan auras? Is that a thing?

>>30530410
No, it's really not.

>>30530233
Should we wish for immortality for Frank? I feel like it would make things somewhat pointless but it is a road we can go down.

>>30530410
Ki seems to have characteristics of the individual and not just 'size', which is how we identify specific people for IT
likely beings of the same race have similar ki
if it applies to sensing "hey that's frank", then it should work for "hey that's a saiyan"

>>30530422
>>30530410
>>30530354
>>30530325
>>30530281
>>30530272
"Shit, gimme a second," you tell the dragon and the others as you go to the spot where you buried your father.

>You are now playing as Frank

Everything goes from a bright light to darkness. And, you feel like something is on top of you. Fighting your way out, you find you were in a hole right near Capsule Corp. Your son, Bardock, appears in front of you and gives you a hug.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30530484
>A.
"Oy kid, who're you?"

>>30530484
>B.
Hug him back.
>A.
"Guess who met your namesake?"

>>30530484
This>>30530495
Then give it a second, laugh and then >>30530496

Rolled 3

>>30530477
On this note, if we can only identify the people we meet, and not find out other things via ki sensing, then we should wish another upgrade to ki sensing.

>>30530484
>A
"Hey, kiddo. Good to see you."

"Let's go to the others."

>B
Sense for the family on Namek, and IT there with Bardock.

>>30530484
>A. Say something
"BRAAAAAINS"

>>30530645
>>30530568
>>30530529
>>30530525
>>30530496
>>30530495
"Oy kid, who're you?" you ask.

Bardock simply stares at you. You laugh and hug him back.

"Guess who met your namesake," you tell him.

"Wow, that's awesome," he tells you."Cmon, the others are on Namek."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

Rolled 61

>>30530686
>D. Trolleport to Nomok

So what do we wish for with the last wish?
Give everybody the ability to sense evil?

>>30530686
>A
"Then let's go."
>B
IT to where the others are at.

>>30530758
Eh, evil is somewhat subjective. Immortality is an option but not a good one really. Can't think of much... maybe Something to do with senzu beans? Increase their yield and/or growing time by a factor of 10?
Or, give all saiyans who are officially part of the Saiyan Empire (the one we started) have incredibly enhanced regeneration. That way it applies to our saiyan allies but not our enimies, and betrayers instantly lose that benefit

>>30530858
>>30530771
>>30530758
>>30530696
"Then let's go," you tell him.

Using Instant Transmission, the two of you return to Namek. You are immediately tackled and hugged by your wives and children as your friends and Bardock stand back, laughing.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30530890
Laugh and hug them all back

Rolled 23

>>30530890
>A. "I missed you all, I have quite a story to share too"
>B. Hug 'em all

>>30530758
So far the one I like the best is "Locate all other living Saiyans"

We should ask people's opinions again this time.
>inb4 Nappa tells us to wish for immortality again

>>30530890
>A
"As thrilled as I am to be back, you all missed out on the most epic battle in the history of the Universe: the Saiyan Race versus all the rest of Hell. And that was just the first week"

"Man, do I have stories to tell."

>>30530921
>>30530933
>>30530952
You laugh and hug all of them back. "I missed you all. I have quite a story to share."

They get off of you, and Salta helps you to your feet. 18 walks over and gives you a quick hug, telling you it's good to have you back. She walks back over to 17, who smiles and nods at you. Huhn-tresh grins in your direction, telling you how happy she is that you are alright. Bulma walks over and throws her arms around you in a big hug, joyfully welcoming you back. Fluffy wakes up and roars in your direction while Raditz and Goku come and welcome you back. Vegeta smiles and gives you a thumbs up, while Nappa and Ragus nod towards you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30531117
>A
"So, is there still a wish left, or should we all go home? There's WAY too much to talk about here."

>>30531117
oh man a wish huh?

Well, how about... I wish I could please any woman I wanted at will

>>30531117
>Say something
"Its great to see you all again. There's a lot I need to share with you guys but first... did we have two other things to wish for?"

>>30531197
We basically already can.

>>30530890
this>>30531169
"And if so, what do you all think we should wish for? Im thinking something to improve the senzu beans again, and if its within the dragons power, enhanced regeneration/strength for all members of our Saiyan empire

>>30531239
I'm still thinking Vegeta's idea for knowing the location of all the remaining Saiyans would be good. It's also about time one of his good ideas got a chance.

>>30531280
That is true. At the very least, I would like to ask the dragon if granting a buff to all members of our group is within his power. It could prove useful. But unless someone comes up with a better idea, Ill vote for knowing the location of the saiyans as long as we ask that question.

>>30531117
Is "I wish you could return the dead back to life, regardless how long ago they died" a valid wish?

>>30531336
Somehow I doubt it.
>>30531324
I'd specify that Vegeta should be the one to know where all the other Saiyans are. I get the feeling that also having Nappa know could lead to some factional bullshit.

>>30531169
>>30531197
>>30531212
>>30531231
>>30531239
>>30531280
>>30531324
>>30531336
>>30531395
"It's great to see you all again," you tell everybody. "There's a lot I need to share with you all. But first...did we have two other things to wish for?"

"One wish remains," Porunga tells you.

>A. Immortality

>B. The bitches

>C. Eternal youth

>D. Panties

>E. Money

>F. Women

>G. Men?

>H. Something else

>>30531484
>H
"Vegeta, you wanted to know where the other saiyans were, right?"

If he agrees,
"I wish that Vegeta could sense the locations of any living saiyans who aren't already gathered here."

We care about our family, Vegeta cares about our race. And if anyone can reunite them, it's the Prince.

Rolled 20

>>30531484
>H.
"Improved ki sensing for us all, allowing us to identify specific information about the power we're focusing on"

>>30531484
"Two? What else did you guys wish for besides bringing me back?..."

>>30531484
Ask if the following two wishes are within his power to grant if we wanted them. We are not wishing for them.
---"I wish you could return the dead back to life, regardless how long ago they died" a valid wish?

---granting a buff to all members of our group (members of our new Saiyan alliance, which includes non saiyans) is within his power

>>30531534
You do realize that Broly would also appear.
and then see Goku
and then flip out and blow up the planet

Ability to stop time?

>>30531617
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?

>>30530858
In DBZ universe evil is objective.
That's how they're able to tell who goes to hell and who doesn't.
Goku also had this ability in DBZ though he rarely used it.

>>30531675
In my defense, I've had 5 beers.

>>30531534
>>30531541
Vote

>>30531730
Voting >>30531534

>>30531534
voting>>30531730

Wish for the ability to turn other people into Saiyans?

>>30531758
>>30531749
>>30531534
"Vegeta, you wanted to know where the other Saiyans are, right?" you ask.

"I did," he tells you.

"I wish Vegeta could sense the locations of any living Saiyans who aren't already gathered here," you say.

"Your wish has been granted," Porunga informs you, his eyes flashing.

There is a blinding flash of light, and Porunga vanishes. The balls rise into the air, and shoot off in different directions.

>Any questions before we conclude?

>>30531912
Concluding early? I had something I wanted to say to fuck with 18 still, but okay.

Frank's PL after training in the otherworld?

>>30531912
Archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Somnius

Is there a reason you didn't answer if those wishes were possible or not, IC or OOC?

>>30532006
I just didn't feel like it, I would have answered IC
>>30531974
45,000,000

>Any more questions?

>>30532032
>only a 5 million increase
That's kind of miniscule.

>>30532146
There is a reason for that, but more on that later

>>30532184
So how would 18 react if we mentioned to the family and kids that we need to take a hot bath after storytime, because our neck is still sore?

>>30532206
Try that tomorrow and find out

>>30532206
Better question, how does Raditz react?

>>30532432
The better question is, how much do you WANT to know how he will react?

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>>30532432
Why would that be an issue?

>>30532032
I'm back.
Goodnight SOM

>>30532432
Even BETTER, how would 17 react? And how would he react to 18's reaction?

>>30532867
Goodnight

>>30532206
>>30532432
>>30532956
>"So yeah, I'm gonna need a hot bath now, my neck and chest are still achy... 18, you okay there?"
>"... Huh? Just remembering something, that's all."
>"Hope it was a good memory."
>18: "It was."
>17: Simultaneously "It wasn't."
>17 stares at 18 in shock
>"Why were you dreaming about Frank naked?"
>"I could ask you the same, 17."
>Raditz intentionally spills a drink on his shirt and rushes to excuse himself

>>30533114
What was Fluffy's wish?

>>30533123
>>30533123
Wait so did 17 and Raditz dream about Frank and 18, or did they each have a dream about making out with Frank?