MAGICAL BUOY QUEST:EPISODE THREE:REVENGE OF THE SEAGULLS--------------http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYqZGoVyhxI--------------You are a Magical Buoy!You float in the harbor of Zalasaramayana, the world's undisputed capital of maritime commerce and the jewel city of the great nation of Valazararyanamama-Ka.You watch over the peaceful segment of ocean that lies lengthwise along Zalasaramayana's coastline. While the reef-encrusted sandbar breaks the ocean's weight and provides solace for the boats within, it also presents a formidable barrier to even the most seasoned navigators. Only your careful attention and constant vigilance protects the busy traffic of ships from running aground in the nearby shoals.You deliver your guidance via lights at night and warning bells by day. You are the keeper of the gates of Zalasaramayana, the guardian of the sea, and the defender of truth, justice, and the American way!-SPLAT-What the fuck - -SPLAT-"Caw! CAW! caw Caw CAW CAW CAW CAW!"The seagulls are back again. AGAIN! Their white excrement splatters your sides, coating your glossy red paint with a smelly slime. It took three storms to wash the last attack off!Will these pests never learn?!>Ignore them. They are beneath you. Above you. It doesn't matter, they're not worth your attention.>Call out to a passing vessel. Surely the captain will lend you aid.>FIRE THE LIGHTNING>some other strategy
>>30489675>FIRE THE LIGHTNINGFucking seagulls. They need to learn their place.
>>30489675>>Call out to a passing vessel. Surely the captain will lend you aid."NOBLE BOATSWAIN, I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!">VETANIUS goveplYes, we must ask for the help of Captain Vetanius!
>>30489675>FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30489675Fire the lightning! The air vermin Must be purged!
>>30489675>>FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30489703>>30489734>>30489743>>30489747Aye aye, captain!
>>30489675>EPISODE THREE:wut
>>30489675HARBUHRR MASTUHRRR
>>30489773Yeah, dude. Weren't you here for the other two and the prologue? Set up the story and everything. We were manufactured in one of the harbors of Cape Cod.
>>30489675>You are the keeper of the gates of Zalasaramayana, the guardian of the sea, and the defender of truth, justice, and the American way!I AIN'T EVER HEARD OF NO 'MURRICA WITH A PLACE WITH A FANCY NAME LIKE VALAZARARYANAMAMA-KA IN IT....though I guess you don't exactly need to be IN America to defend the way. Fuck it. Carry on, float. Keep up the good work.
>>30489821nope, got a link?
>>30489845No, man. Sorry. Harbor Master ran these as one-shots initially, but since there was so much demand he decided to make it an ongoing before the last thread got pruned. Great stuff. Might be on foolz?
>>30489880what, never archived on sup/tg/?
>>30489880i'm literally finding only 7 posts on foolz that even mention it, wheres the others?
There's only one way to deal with offending, gutless, ignorant creatures such as these:IMMEDIATE EXECUTION WITHOUT TRIALA blue spark of lightning crawls up your red iron bars, and then another, and another, crackling and popping up your surface and gathering at your peak, just above your bell. A condensed ball of indigo energy grows steadily."This is your first and last warning! Desist, or be prepared to - "-SPLAT-Your charged ball of lightning flares. A blue bolt strikes out and impacts a seagull. It ignites instantly. A painful shriek cuts across the annoying avian cries as it plummets into the water.You strike again, and again. The blackened corpses of seagulls drop like flies. "DIE YOU RATS WITH WINGS! DIE!!"Even animals this stupid cannot ignore your unimpeded wholesale slaughter. With a panicked series of calls, the majority of the flock takes off for a distant rock, their home and base of operations. You take out one more as you watch them go. A dozen or so dead birds litter the surrounding sea, slowly sinking into the depths.HA! None shall inflict grievance upon your liquid territory and live to tell the tale.-MEEEERRRROOOUUUUUUU-What the fuck was that?-MEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA-A black shadow grows in the water beneath you...>con't
>>30489927They don't exist.
A white wall of foam greets the rise of some massive creature. The resulting wave makes you bob a significant distance, but your anchor holds firm, and you can forgive the disturbance, considering the water washed off a goodly portion of the offending seagull shit still staining your glorious red paint.The water falls back down, and even you are surprised by what you see.Before you is one of the ocean's largest creatures, the blue whale, here, in shallow waters it would not normally swim. Its massive heft dwarfs your shining red presence. Astride the mighty creature, sitting near its blowhole, is a naked man holding a golden trident.What do you do?>greet the strange man>ignore them, continue bobbing back into place>some other strategy
>>30489941well thanks faggot
>>30489951>greet the strange manNeptune?
>>30489951>>greet the strange manHey, I thought WE'RE supposed to be the guardian of the sea here. This guy might be horning in our turf.Time to make sure there aren't going to be any sort of misunderstandings.
>>30489951>>ignore them, continue bobbing back into place
>>30489951electrocute the man for daring to cause difficulty for the glorious shipping lanes of Valazararyanamama-Ka
>>30490015>>30489986Aye aye!
>>30489951>greet the strange man while bobbing back into place
"Hail, naked man!" you say.He turns toward you, and you get a better look at him. He's an outstanding specimen of masculinity, muscled from head to toe. His hair is white, and flows down into a mighty beard befitting his visage, though he does not appear at all old. His trident gleams in the light of the sun."My greetings, crimson guidance post! I am Poseidon, God of the Ocean!""I'm a buoy, not a guidance post," you say. You slowly bob back into place, and settle between your twin anchors. "You're much to close to the shoals, and you're blocking my view of the ships. Take your whale back out a few leagues. I won't tolerate disturbances in my harbor.""Nay, my vermillion ally, you mistake my intent. We have much to discuss!">Look, bud, you might be the god of the ocean, but this is my harbor. Back the oversized fish up, now.>Alright, but make it quick. I'm a busy buoy.>There are no warnings here, only promises. FIRE THE LIGHTNING>some other strategy
>>30490173>Alright, but make it quick. I'm a busy buoy.Might as well hear what he has to say.
>>30490173>>There are no warnings here, only promises. FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30490173>>Alright, but make it quick. I'm a busy buoy.He did say we were an ally, so maybe we can hear him out. He hasn't pooped on us yet, after all.That said...>Talk only after making sure that he's not obstructing the shipping lanes with his whale. We've still got a job to do, after all.
>>30490173>Alright, but make it quick. I'm a busy buoy.this is awesome
>>30490173>>Alright, but make it quick. I'm a busy buoy.This sounds like questing talk.
I can't stop laughing.Help.I'm seeing spots.
"Alright bud, but make it quick. I've got shipping lanes to observe. And while you're at it, back up the whale. I can't see shit.""Certainly!" Poseidon declares.He prods the whale slightly with his trident. It pushes its fins a few times and backs up, so you can at least see the ships. A few have slowed up to observe the strange event of a whale breaching so far into the harbor, which is causing a bit of traffic, but nothing too worrisome. You flash your lights in Morse code and tell them to hurry the fuck up. Immediately, the ships begin moving at their normal pace."I see you command great respect over the sea-going men!""They know better than to fuck around in my harbor," you say. "Now get to the point.""You shall make a fine companion, indeed, my rosy guardian."Holy shit, this guy is annoying. "Look, I'm not vermillion, and I'm definitely not rosy. I'm red. Crimson is acceptable but not optimal.""Ah...of course." Poseidon runs his hand through his voluminous beard. "I come to you, buoy, because far too long has the ocean been subservient to man. Man feeds upon us. Man sails over us in their ships, thinking us their masters. Man dumps their garbage into our depths, and they certainly don't respect us - not as they used too. Too much comfort in their magic and technology.""Well, they made me, so I'm not too upset, to be honest.">con't
"Ah, but you should be!" Poseidon says. He jabs his trident into the air. "You obey their every whim, don't you? Despite that you are gifted with such power, you are their slave, reduced to the mundane task of directing their commerce. You are greater than that task! I see your true potential." He offers his hand to you, palm up. "My champion is already poised in the depths just out from Zalasaramayana. First, we shall destroy this staging ground from which they so arrogantly launch their vessels - the preliminary step to reestablishing the dominance of the ocean. And you are a creature of the ocean - in a manner of speaking. Join me, and assume your rightful place in the hierarchy of existence!">You know what, Poseidon, you're funny, in an annoying sort of way. And that's why I'm not going to kill you. Now get the FUCK out of my harbor.>You know what? You're absolutely right. Let's fucking do this.>How dare he challenge the might of your protectorate?! FIRE THE LIGHTNING!>some other strategy
>You know what, Poseidon, you're funny, in an annoying sort of way. And that's why I'm not going to kill you. Now get the FUCK out of my harbor.
>>30490486Wait.This could be a test.What if the man is trying to see if we are truly loyal or if we'll hop into the whale of the first strong-shouldered man we see?
>>30489935>A condensed ball of indigo energyA similar color to the energy of a newly-attained shard, some might say?>A black shadow grows in the water beneath you...Blackness growing in water after we use a blueish, one might say purple energy to slaughter a bunch of flying creatures?ONCE WE CRIPPLE THE RING CITY, EREBUS'S OLD SELF WILL TAKE CONTROL. THE BLACKNESS GROWS IN WATER: THIS WILL HAPPEN SHORTLY AFTER VISITING ATLANTIS AND/OR AWAKENING LEVIATHAN.>>30490486>"You obey their every whim, don't you? Despite that you are gifted with such power, you are their slave, reduced to the mundane task of directing their commerce. You are greater than that task! I see your true potential."HUMANITY IS USING US. THE THING THAT COMES OUT OF THE BLACKNESS IN THE WATER (EREBUS) WILL RESTORE OUR POWER WHILE MAINTAINING THE SEAL. THE WAR OF OLD WILL BE REVIVED.I'm on to your games, HM.
>>30490486>You know what, Poseidon, you're funny, in an annoying sort of way. And that's why I'm not going to kill you. Now get the FUCK out of my harbor."You're offering your hand to me? Is that supposed to be a fucking joke? Get the fuck out of my sight before you hurt yourself."
>>30490464>Some other strategyEvolve to the next level of Sea guidance. Become.... A LIGHTHOUSE.
>some other strategyYou do remember why Zeus ruled over the sky while Poseidon got the lousy ocean right? Cause Zeus could fire fucking lightning all day long. Now go away!
>>30490486>>some other strategyFire the torpedo
>>30490486>You know what? You're absolutely right. Let's fucking do this.WE SHALL BE THE TERROR OF THE SEVEN SEAS
>>30490486>>You know what, Poseidon, you're funny, in an annoying sort of way. And that's why I'm not going to kill you. Now get the FUCK out of my harbor.
>>30490486>>You know what, Poseidon, you're funny, in an annoying sort of way. And that's why I'm not going to kill you. Now get the FUCK out of my harbor.Dude doesn't know what he's talking about. WE obey THEM? Was he too busy admiring our strong iron crossbars to notice that the ships were sitting around shivering their timbers until WE told them to go?And he DEFINITELY must've missed the seagulls.He can keep being lord of the ocean. We've got the seas, land AND sky under our purview.
"I'd take your hand, but I don't have any arms," you say. "Now get the FUCK out of my harbor before I remind you why Poseidon rules the sky."Poseidon draws back his arm. A deep frown creases his face. "I shant ask a second - ""Did I stutter?!"Poseidon heaves a sigh. "I am sorry, good buoy, that we could not see eye to eye. But I suppose your short stature stops you from visualizing the possibilities. If you are not on my side...then you are just another obstacle. I rue that a construct of man could not throw off their chains."He levels his trident at you. A swirling cyclone of water condenses around it!What do you do?>Wrong move, bucko. FIRE THE LIGHTNING>Brace for impact!>Warn him to put the trident down and back off.>some other strategy
>>30490674>Wrong move, bucko. FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30490674>why Poseidon rules the sky."Aww, fuck, shoulda been ZeusFUCKING TYPOS
>>30490674>Poseidon rules the skywutAnyway fire lightning at the Trident.
>>30490674FIRE THE LIGHTNING is always the best choice
>>30490674>>Wrong move, bucko. FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30490674>FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30490674>>Wrong move, bucko. FIRE THE LIGHTNINGMaybe being on this dude's good side would've been nice. Waterspouts are probably pretty good at washing off seagull shit.TRUST IN OUR MIGHTY ANCHOR(S) TO STAND FIRM.
>OtherWe settle this like buoys. A drinking contest.
I love how fire the lightning is almost always a choice.
i wish i could photoshop right now. this would make an amazing picture
A tornado of water springs from Poseidon's trident. At the same time, your lightning leaps from the spire of your ruddy steel shell. They crash together halfway between you and the god. Black and white flashes of pure energy crack and snap where your magical attacks meet.But your will is stronger. You drive back the water until your lightning strikes the trident itself. It flies from Poseidon's hands. Your blue electricity follows through, impacting the god in the chest. He's thrown back off the whale and sent careening into the water.The whale whips its tale at you. You fly a few feet out of the water, but your chains hold you down. You land with a splash.You immediately turn your lightning on the whale. Burst after burst of energy strikes its skin. Its flesh is blasted away, leaving crater-like holes of bloody, exposed muscle. The whale's moan of pain rolls over the waves. You show no mercy, driving your attack through its blubber and into its bones.The harbor runs red with blood around the whale's corpse. The sharks normally give you a wide berth, but risk nearing your esteemed territory to feast upon the fallen creature. This once, you decide to look the other way."BUOY!" Poseidon's voice echoes over the harbor. He's rising a wave, now, generated by his trident. "YOU SHALL REGRET WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THIS DAY! NOW, FACE MY CHAMPION!!">con't
Poseidon retreats along his wave, until he's just a tiny crest of white foam on the horizon.Champion? You snort a bit. What a bunch of bullshi - A geyser of water erupts at the far edge of the harbor. A huge wave is thrown up in its wake. A smaller fishing vessel capsizes. The other boats scatter, some retreating for the wharves, others speeding out along the coast to get away from the seeming waterspout.The rough water reaches you. You're sent bobbing at a tremendous pace. The chains creak and strain. Your anchors slide slightly across the sea bottom.When the mists clear, there remains a huge monster, a pustule-ridden giant of green, rubbery skin. Its mouth is a third its body, which is roughly humanoid, and hunched low, like a disproportionately shaped ape. It begins stomping in toward the shore, headed right for the docks.This may call for drastic measures.What do you do?>fire the lightning>send a request for aid to the city's navy>It can't be helped. Better use "that".>some other strategy
>>30490970I love this quest.
>>30490995>It can't be helped. Better use "that".Buoy's are OP. Pls nerf.
>>30490995>"that"doitdoitdoitdoitDOIT
>>30490995>It can't be helped. Better use "that".ENGAGE CONTINGENCY DELTA!
>>30490995>It can't be helped. Better use "that".
>>30490995>use "that"As long as "that" means ascending to a higher form.
>>30491051buoy mecha?
>>30490995>>It can't be helped. Better use "that".Bring the pain!
>>30491099Lighthouse mecha
>>30491099With dual anchor kusarigama or some shit.Gonna be a fun time.
"Code Kaiju."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_6iFYiryYYou withdraw your chains into your sides. Bit by bit, the anchors are drawn up from the sea floor, and then as the slack from the chains is taut, are locked into your sides.Portals to your twin demiplanes open in each of your anchor-retrieval mechanisms. A bevy of magically powered machinery springs to life within each one, electrified by your lightning.Your old self becomes the power core of a titanic robot form. Components emerge from the portals and slide into place. Armored plates clack open around the growing framework, creating a steel, magically-reinforced carapace. You rise from sea floor on two legs, that gain hydraulics, and miniature engines at the joints, and then grow their own protective armor.You now tower above even Poseidon's monster champion. A mighty flaming crown adorns your head, rotating at a regular rate as a symbol of your benevolent and glorious guidance. You smash your fists together and challenge, and let your foghorn rip a heavy base across the harbor.It begins to make its way toward you, roaring in response.What do you do?>FIRE THE FIRE>Chaaaarrrrrgggeeee!>some other strategy
>Use thatTerror to the boats I was supposed to protect!
>>30491239>>Chaaaarrrrrgggeeee!
>>30491239>Chaaaarrrrrgggeeee!
>>30491239MAGICAL BUOY LIGHTHOUSE MODEFIST OF THE NORTH SEACHARGE
>>30491239CHAAAAAAAARRRRGE!
>>30491239>Chaaaarrrrrgggeeee!I hope he's got ears to hear one liners.
>>30491239Lighthouse mecha!!!Charge!And when it's weakened, we should use SUPER ATTACK: LIGHT OF THE SEAMAN'S FLAME
You charge at your oncoming foe, and he too picks up speed, half-galloping across the shallows.You leap, combined your fists, and come down with a massive strike on its head. It's hammered into the water, but it comes up again. You pound it left with another quick punch.The monster growls in pain, but shakes it off! A massive clawed paw picks up a ship that was caught in the confusion, and smashes it into your side! Disoriented, you stumble backwards. You foot catches in a deep region between the sandbars.The monster is rapidly approaching, and you're off-balance. What do you do?!>Rocket Fist!>Rotor Blades!>Magic Missiles!>Guiding Flame!>Grapple the bitch!>some other strategy
>>30491388>Rotor Blades!He won't be able to see with blood in his eyes
>>30491388>FIRE EVERYTHING!
>>30491388>Rocket Fist!Throwing OUR ships. What a dick.
>>30491388>Grapple the bitch!Use his own momentum to SUPLEX him behind you.
>>30491388>Guiding Flame!
>>30491388>Rocket Fist!Spin around, use that momentum
>>30491388>>Rocket Fist! (UPPERCUT)Let's close his big, dumb mouth.
>>30491388guiding flame! blaze our glory into his unbelieving face!
>>30491388>Rocket Fist!
>>30491444>>30491461Guiding Flame is obviously our finisher. We need to save it for at least another turn.
>>30491468>>30491458>>30491449>>30491429Aye aye!
>>30491388PROTON CANNON
>>30491513iron man pls>>30491483This man's got the right idea.
>>30491388the only answer is a fucking ROCKET FIST!
The monster is barreling toward you - but that will only increase the pain.You kneel. And wait. The stampeding beast crushes through the water, roaring, its mouth slavering. A hundred teeth gleam at you, ready to tear your armor to shreds."Rocket fist!"A jet engine of blue power explodes at the end of your elbow. Smaller blasts of energy open and shoot from your wrists, further increasing the speed of your arm. At the same time, you push up with your legs.Your fist connects with the underside of its jaw just as it reaches you. It's big, ugly face is blown up into the air. The momentum of its lower body makes it spin, and it flops onto its back, slumping half into the water.Your massive foot slams down into its stomach, and you hold it there, pinned.It's time to finish this.>Rotor Blades!>Magic Missiles!>Guiding Flame!>one-liners! (write-in)>some other strategy
>>30491631>Guiding Flame!
>>30491631Guiding Flame!This time, we're guiding this thing back to hell!
>>30491631>guiding flame"The seagulls were worse than you."
>>30491631>one-linersThere are always other fish in the sea, but unlike you, they're not DEAD! *stomp*
>>30491631Twin Nuclear Halberds
>>30491671Replace with Hades or guiding him down the river Styx.
Rolled 100>>30491631>>Rotor Blades!Bad news. Choppy seas on the horizon.
>>30491725>Rolled 100...
>>30491631NEO WEAPON THUNDER SWORD
>>30491631>>Guiding Flame!>>30491725But we kind of have to do this first, I suppose.Puns and dice colluding, after all.
>>30491725THE DICE WILL IT
>>30491725Choppy seas indeed!
>>30491725
>>30491725THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN!
>>30491750Both is good.
>>30491725>>30491745>100 and a one-liner.Looks like the perfect storm is here
>>30491725Someones gonna have a BAD DAY AWW YEAAAH.
>>30491725>>30491745God Dammit HM, I just got here and this is the realm you've already created>bravo
"Bad news."Your fists fold into flat planes of steel. A series of metal clunks rings out as shinning spikes snap into place around the edges of the disks."Choppy seas ahead."Your rotor blades spin up. The terrifying roar of magic-powered death hums over the water. The creature's eyes bulge as you lower yourself down.Your blades eagerly bite into its flesh, churning through one of its arms and pulverizing the bone. You press harder, and you pierce the arm entirely and slam down into its torso, cutting between huge, mutated ribs. The creature writhes and screams below you. Your foot holds it firmly in place as you eviscerate it.You stand up once more, the gutted corpse of the beast now blocking half the harbor. "Time to clean up."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNcThe ring of fire at your crown burns higher. You lean forward slightly. A beam of blazing white-blue light shines out and vaporizes the offending pieces of monster that dare linger in your presence. Water boils as you sweep your fire in wide circles, turning anything in your way to ash.The flame dies. Water rushes in from the ocean to soothe the burned swathe of coral. The sharks are going wild. You decide to let them have the day off, and slowly stomp your way back to your post.You glance out over the ocean. Poseidon is there. He's watched the whole thing.What do you say to the god of the ocean?>write-in
>>30491908Get the fuck out of my harbor.
>>30491908"Well, what is it?"Complete with pic related.
>>30491908FIRE THE LIGHTNING
>>30491908"Your champion..." Giant mecha sunglasses. "... is fish food."
>>30491941FORM DEVASTATOR.
>>30491964Fucking. Seconded.
>>30491964
>>30491908>take up position"If that's it move along">return to Buoy mode"you're blocking traffic"
>>30491908"I am sorry, good naked man, that we could not see eye to eye. But I suppose your short stature stops you from visualizing the possibilities.">>30491964Other variations of smug are also perfectly tolerable.
>>30491964this>>30492010then "you're blocking traffic"
You face the god. "Your champion...is fish food."Your extra parts begin to fold back into themselves. They vanish the way they came, moving out along tracks and vanishing into the portals leading to the demiplanes. In a few moments, you're back to your normal, buoy self, complete with glossy red paint. Your extend your anchors down and wedge them into the slight indentations in the sand they usually occupy.You project your voice out to him with you magic. "It's that's all, get moving. You're blocking traffic."The god turns about on his little ride-able wave and beats a hasty retreat over the horizon.--------------"And then, I chopped him up with my rotor blades.""You're pulling my leg.""Nope. Got him with the fire afterwords. The blood washed away before you got back.""Right." Joe the fisherman leans back in his boat. He's an unassuming, average-looking fellow. A straw hat is pulled low over his eyes. His fishing rod, slotted into a holster, is dipped in the waters near you. "So what did you say to the 'god of the ocean' after that?""Heh." You bob once in the water. "Your champion...is fish food."Joe chuckles. "You tell some wild stories.""No, seriously, it all just happened a few days ago. Where the hell were you?""On vacation in Karanayanasama. My mother lives there.""Oh yeah? How's the weather there this time of year?""It's really nice. You oughta get out of the water some time and go up there. Great in the fall, lots of foliage.""Yeah, maybe."You glance out at the harbor. The ships are proceeding in an orderly fashion. The seagulls have remained on their rock, and your paint remains molested. All is well."Maybe."----------------------------THE ENDOR IS IT?!?!?!
>>30492144www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
>>30492144See you in episode 8, shadow masturrr
>>30492144That was a lot of fun, man.Thanks for the thread.
>>30492215It's Harbor Master, you plebian.
>>30492244harbur masturrrr
>>30492144perfect>paint remains molested what?
>>30492144Awesome thread HM. Pretty short and pretty sweet. Archive or no?
>>30492144You should do these more often.
>>30492280aww man, shoulda been 'un'molested. DAMMIT>>30492290Eh, I'm not gonna archive it. Whatevs.
>>30492280Obviously we have come to terms with the natural order and reached some sort of floaty state of zen enlight(house)enment.
>>30492144Thanks HM, this thread gave a better insight to the extremely deep and thought provoking overarching plot.
>>30492144This thread cured my cancer.>>30492315Thanks for running, HM. Many lols I had.
>>30492315http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30489675/
>>30492307Soon as I think of more ideas that involve a buoy in a harbor.Thanks for playing people, see you tomorrow! I had fun with this, I'll do it again sometime.
>>30492315Yo HM Did you check under your mattress today? Also I spilled some chilli powder so don't freak out if you're missing any. I cleaned it up nicely, so you don't need to worry about that. Also your salt is getting low.
>>30492371It reminded me of Ogre Civ Quest.
>>30492315>aww man, shoulda been 'un'molested. DAMMITEvery time.
>>30492371>society collapses>lost in a water world beyond his knowing>Buoy and Joe must search the twelve seas (and 3 really big lakes)>for the dick that wrecked Buoy's harboralthough it did take care of the seagulls
>>30492388...I went and checked under my mattress. Nothing.Phew.>>30492438Not bad at all...HMMMMMMMMM
>>30492478>suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Ogre Civilization QuestA gift to you HM
>>30492478>Nothing.Oh you.Stay sharp.
>>30492478>Not bad at all...S-sempai noticed me
I just want to say this made my night. Thank you, Harbor Master.
Why do I imagine the Buoy to be the Yi Fang of the seas...
