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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>We followed the tale of the former S-Class, Lyrical Princess Raindrops.
>Our records indicate that she fought quite a few villains in her first day as a Hero. She took on and even defeated the Queen of the World and the Monster Matriarch.
>Now, however, we join another magical girl as she faces down a problem she would never have expected.
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>>30468311
SPARKLE CHAPTER
FUCK YES
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What
The
Fuck...

How...
What?
How did this happen...

>Magical Girl Sparkle hears Benjamin shift in bed. She quickly snatches up the odd egg and holds it behind her back.
>After a while it's clear that the man is not waking up, merely shifting in bed.
>She holds out the egg. It sparkles and glows with magical energy.

This is not happening.
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>>30468311
MGS and MMA:
Panic.
Panic like rena would.
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>>30468343
Do the only thing you can do.

Call Rena. Tell her that you're NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER.
Then hang up.
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>>30468311
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>>30468343
This is happening.

Be careful with that thing.
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>>30468343
PANIC, PANIC HARD
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>>30468343

Poke it again.

Its solid.

Pinch cheek hard.

It hurts.

SHAKE BEN AWAKE THIS IS NOT HAPPENNNNNNNNNING
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>>30468343
Sit on it to keep it warm.
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>>30468343
What the hell have you gotten yourself into, Sparkle?
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>>30468343
Fuck, um does this even happen to magical girls?

Can you do a magical abortion and just make scrambled eggs or something?
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Rolled 8

>>30468343
You're going to be a mother.

Now enjoy that motherfucking miracle.
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>>30468343

Congratulations! When's the baby shower? Have you picked out any clothes yet? Be sure to shop around to get a good crib. Most of the ones on the market LOOK safe, but are in actuality very shoddily made.
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>>30468385
yes. Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth.
You said you were barren, well, here's your one shot at a kid.
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>>30468343
Congratulations, you're a mother!

You shouldn't have done all that unprotected hand-holding. Didn't you know that's how Magical Girls reproduce?
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>>30468343
Smash it open and eat it. You're a magical girl so it should retroactively be candy.
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>>30468343
You're a mom! In spite of it SUPPOSEDLY being impossible!
A wonderful, terrible miracle!

It needs to be kept warm, so you clearly need to cuddle up with it and Ben.
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>>30468343
You know perfectly well what happens after unprotected cuddling and handholding.
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>>30468357
This.
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>>30468343
Do like the seahorses do and shove the egg inside Ben so that he can experience the joys of pregnancy.
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>>30468433
>>30468357
yeah, maybe do it at some point.
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>>30468343
Destroy it. This is the last thing that we need happening right now.
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Rolled 5

>>30468399
To contain whatever is inside that egg, it's going to take more than a simple crib. Maybe a dimensional crib-prison.
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>>30468343
Become the best mother.
Incubuate that thing.
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>>30468343
Sit on the egg to provide warmth.
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>>30468460
>its a magical monster girl
>this is how contractors are born.
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>>30468435
Genius.
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>>30468435
THIS
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>>30468343
Don't sit on the egg, it can't survive the weight of your huge ass.
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>>30468435
This is the best thing.
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>>30468492
>>30468494
nah.
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Sit on it to keep it warm like a responsible mother.
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>>30468380
It's... It's happened 3 times in recorded Magical Girl History.

Fuuuuuuck.
I... I can't tell Ben.

>>30468346
Yeah. Doing that right now.

>>30468445
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! I should have, like, worn gloves or something! But I've done it before... I don't know why this is happening now!

B: "Sparkle..?"

"!!! Y-yes..?"

B: "My sister wanted to meet later... Said she wanted to make up with you and...."

>He falls back to sleep.

>>30468481
>>30468464
>>30468373
Is that... Is that how this even works? None of the books mentioned what to actually do with one of these things.
It feels warm already.
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>>30468343
eat it to gain it's power and recharge your focus

Or you can try rearing it as it soaks in your ambient personality and choices, either becoming a beautiful magical girl, or a horrible monster that will consume you in rage.

Your choice
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>>30468495
Damn Sparkle gonna need some burn cream
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>>30468517
Yes, that is how it works. Trust me, I'm like a doctor or something.
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>>30468517
>I... I can't tell Ben.
Why the hell not? Lying by omission sounds like how magical girls get contracted.
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>>30468517
Look, we're not sure how eggs work.
We -think- you have to incubate it somehow. Or at least make a nest for it.
Also you have to wake Ben up. You -really- need to wake ben up and tell him.

Otherwise he'll crush it on accident.
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>>30468517
Put it on some other magical girl's doorstep! You don't need this!
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>>30468517
SIT ON THE EGG, SPARKLE
STOP BEING A BAD MOTHER
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>>30468517
Build a nursery you dumb bitch. It's your kid for Christ's sake.
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>>30468435
He can probably turn into a seahorse monster too.
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>>30468517
You HAVE to tell Ben. That's not fair to him
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>>30468517
>worn gloves

Wait a second, this really was caused by HAND HOLDING? How the hell is this so rare?
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>>30468517
It's an egg, you obviously need an incubator.
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>>30468517
>It's... It's happened 3 times in recorded Magical Girl History.
Well then, dig up some more info.
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>>30468517
Put it inside your vagina and then tape it shut. It's the safest place to keep a magical girl egg.

Trust me, I'm a specialist.
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>>30468565
>How the hell is this so rare?
Extremely low fertility rates?
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>>30468517
Gently hug the egg and plan on building a nursery.

Shower the egg with affection and warmth.
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>>30468517
i really hope you didn't spend all that money you earned throughout the years buying useless things.
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>>30468517
Just wrap it in a blanket or something. Fuck, this is way too early in the morning to deal with this shit.

Get some alcohol in us, maybe go see Cynthia to distract ourself. Hell, fucking with her will probably make us feel better.
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>>30468565
it's probably hand holding WHILE fucking

Pretty easy to do one and not the other

Especially when you only have one
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>>30468517
how did the last magical girls deal with this?

We need tips on egg rearing.
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>>30468517
Tell Benjamin. He has a right to know. Your relationship is built on trust. You trusted him after he didn't kill you horribly...

He trusted you with to be close to him.

Trust him. Look to him for stability.

Find it together.
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>>30468517
Who records Magical Girl history? Is there a library?
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>>30468517
Ben NEEDS to know!
Tell him you get that he's terrified about that going-into-a-rage-and-destroying-everything-he-loves thing, so he doesn't have to get in on this any more than he wants to. (Besides how in on this he has already gotten)
But not telling him? That's just cold. That's a That Girl thing. Don't be That Girl.
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>>30468517
man you GOTTA tell ben.
There are so many problems caused if you don't tell him right away.
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>>30468517
>Make some tea
>Try to drink it instead of just sloshing it everywhere from the nervousness
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>>30468517
Get Ben to turn into a seahorse monster so he can carry your child as nature intended.
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>>30468517
Remember that you said you were barren as the desert?

I think this is God/Gaia/some form of creator of fate, just fucking with you. Kind of like what happens to Rena on a daily basis
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>>30468637
yes, this will help you soothe your nerves.
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>>30468517
Sparkle, it's going to be ok. The important question is if you want that egg to hatch. You've got to answer that yourself, everything else flows from there.
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>>30468565
It only applies to magical girls while naked
It's why certain modern magical girl transformation sequences are seen as so lewd
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>>30468517
>its happened 3 times in recorded magical girl history
GOD DAMN IT GO AND FIND OUT HOW THE OTHER TIMES WENT, YOU NEED MORE INFO SO GO GET SOME.
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>>30468517
you shouldn't have been rough EVERYTIME you were doing it.
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>>30468654
>But I've done it before...
But with who?
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>>30468517
Hey Cynthia's a huge slut, isn't she? Maybe if she's so keen to make up with you, you two could... pretend she got knocked up? She's all snakey all the time anyway, so an egg's not a huge surprise, right?

Maybe pretend it turned all cutesy because of your powers and eggs are technically food. Makes sense, right?
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>>30468517
You have to tell him, he deserves to know.
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>>30468663
>implying any of those girls are alive
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>>30468678
this is a fair alternate plan if you don't want to keep it.
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>>30468643
Yes.

>>30468663
So you KNEW this could happen?
...Wait, aren't almost all magical girls lesbians? It could have only happened three times even if it happened EVERY time they held a guy's hand!

Or it might be LOVE. You might LOVE him.

>>30468705
Yea. Too bad there's no expert on magical girls. One with a vested interest in you, and who you can trust with this information.
Yep. Not at all like there's one asleep behind you right now who could answer almost every question you have.
Pity.
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>>30468678
>>30468712
Sounds like it could be a complete and utter disaster.
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>>30468517
OMG Sparkle! Your egg is so cute!
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>>30468742
>>30468517
it is very important you apply large amounts of TRUE LOVE to this egg.

Because that is how it grows strong.
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>>30468586
....

>>30468593
Well one was destroyed by the Magical Girl's enemy...
Two hatched into relatively normal humans. One of those took a few months. The other took 3 years.

>>30468644
Is this a curse from having you guys in my head?

>>30468654
I... I don't know. I can't be a hero like this. I'd have to stop til the egg at least hatched...

>>30468680
... I know.

>Magical Girl Sparkle shakes Ben's shoulder.

"Ben. Ben, wake up. I need to talk to you. It's really important."

B: "Hmm..?"

>He turns over and looks at Sparkle. She holds out her egg.

"So... Know how we kinda spent all night... Yeah.... And then I woke up and......."

B: "..."
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>>30468757

Yes.

You need love when cooking
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>>30468643
>MGS goes out into the world to put a stop to BQ and solve all of Rena's shit
>A pregnant Ben stays home to watch anime and knit socks for the baby he is carrying
I'm not sure if this is gross or adorable.
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>>30468765
Doesn't the Hero Association have maternity leave?
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>>30468774
I'm a horrible person for laughing, right?
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>>30468765
Wow, Ben's cute looking when he doesn't have his hair in his eyes.
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>>30468796
Of course not! All the female heroes are lesbians, why would they need maternity leave?
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>>30468765
Ben is sorta hot.

Nice score.
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>>30468765
just give it a moment to sink in.
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>>30468765
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>>30468765

Start going on that its ok, you'll raise the kid alone if hes not ready for something like this and and and...
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>>30468824
BEN JUST TURNED KAWAII
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>>30468824
Congratulations on your new family!
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>>30468765
Lookin' good, Ben.
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>>30468824
SCORE
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>>30468765
... I want him. So very badly.
Do us a favour and describe/look at his dangly bits, please!
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>>30468824

oh my god look at that smile
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>>30468824
thank you based Ben
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>>30468824
Look at that happy face! He's so happy!
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>>30468824
"Well, at least one of us isn't panicking."
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>>30468824
Of course, should have known.

Now Ben is gonna become a well balanced productive member of society.
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>>30468824

Everything is good in the world
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>>30468824
Cool, he can fucking deal with it. Hand the egg to him, tell him to knock himself out, we've got a world to save.
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>>30468824
Ben a best
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>>30468824
Holy fuck MMA is the cutest. Rena don't got shit on this guy.
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>>30468824
DON'T Let him EAT it

He's surely still groggy and confused
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>>30468824
Kiss him. He deserves it.
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>>30468824
>>30468765
>that delay
thats hilarious
in b4 he becomes a normal working person.
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>>30468824
Plot Twist: Ben is just really REALLY hungry
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>>30468824
That's a good reaction.
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>>30468824
He's thinking omelettes for breakfast.
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>>30468824
Let me put it to you this way sparkle, the last time we were in a person's head, she was basically cursed and in some form of the Apocalypse.

She was very nice. . Gave us cookies/

You speant the money on booze didn't you?
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>>30468824
"So... you're okay with it? And you'll turn into a seahorse to carry our child?"
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>>30468824
So uh ask him if he knows anything about how to care for one of these things.
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>>30468824
You made Ben sparkle! Again!
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>>30468824
>blushing magical girl presenting you your impossible child
This has got to be a longtime fantasy of his
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>>30468909
I think the breakfast jokes have run their course Anon.
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>>30469048
FOR YOU
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>>30468838
..........

>>30468837
>>30468834
... Okay. I think he's taking it well. I hope.

B: "Can I... Tell my parents?"

"Uhm... Yeah. You're okay with this..?"

B: "Sparkle... I never thought I'd ever be able to even hold someone, let alone start family with them. I'm happy."

>He holds onto the Magical Girl's hand and gives her a kiss.

"I'm glad... I was kinda freaking out a bit. Do you uhm... Know anything about how to take care of these? I think you might actually know more about this than I do."

B: "From what I read it's pretty simple. You just need to feed it positive emotions. Be happy around it. Loving. And after it's gotten enough it'll hatch."

"Ah, okay."

This thing is never gonna fucking hatch.

>Ben goes off and begins telling his parents the news. Sparkle reminds him to tell them to keep it secret from others. She doesn't want word getting out to fast.
>She sits down with her new egg.

So...
What the fuck do I do?
I mean... I can't just get rid of it now. Look at how happy Ben is.
But that Cat is still out there. And now I have a weakness that isn't an S-Class Villain.
Fuck.
Should I just... Take a few months off?
But I can't just let that thing wander around hurting people.
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>>30469048
But we didn't even have second breakfast jokes!
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>>30469048
A full course, one might say.
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>>30469055
Get someone to look after the egg. Someone like Rena? She's a nice girl.
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>>30469037
If he is anything like /tg/, raising the monsterdaughteru of your magical girl lover is the definition of winning at life for him.
>>30468765
Wait a minute, doesn't the HA pay you for "pacifying" Ben? Because it pays Rena for doing the same with the rest of his family. You should have plenty of dosh.
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>>30469055
How many villains are there who would smash that egg?
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>>30469055
Oh come on! Don't hog the man meat! We only see so many people ya know? Its pretty much Rena, you, queen of the world and your old babysitter!
You people don't meet a lot of men!
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>>30468824
Hmm, how much do you want to bet that her powers are going to be to transform into various magical girls, summon them and command them?
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>>30469055
Maybe take care of it with ben in shifts?

Or get a babysitter occasionally?
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>>30469055
You can get QotW to babysit. She's a pretty happy person.
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>>30469055
Just leave for a few months with MMA to "stimulate" the production of positive emotions.

aka hand holding
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>>30469055
You want it to hatch now?

>Take your S-class money pile
>Buy a ton of lasagna
>A FUCKING TON OF IT
>Hire some world class lasagna chef
>Invite Rena to the lasagna-thon
That egg will hatch on the spot.
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>>30469055
>This thing is never gonna fucking hatch.
WELL NOT WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IT ISN'T.
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>>30469055
Find the most positive thinking person in the entire world. We gonna hatch this egg in one day/session.
It's Rena isn't it?
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>>30469055
Invite rena over. It'll hatch in 15 minutes.
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>>30469055
Your best bet is to find a powerful and cheerful babysitter.
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>>30469055
Have Rena come over
with her naïve optimism around it'll probably hatch today.
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>>30469055
Make it somebody else's problem. Hell, tell both the Heroes' -and- Villains' Associations about it - it DID attack and kill at least one of their own.

Then hold hands with Ben until it hatches.
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>>30469055
You have MMA, MM++, and the Monster OG all looking out for your egg more or less full time, so I think you should focus on removing Cat ASAP.
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>>30469055
Have Rena help you, If anything she's a well of positive emotions.

Though your child may end up dense as a log.

I suggest taking a break. Maybe make an information network, no need to be on the frontline
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>>30469055
Sparkle, you're being stupid. Like, dense-as-Rena stupid.
Ben ADORES the egg, and is an S-Class villain with no LIVING enemies
Have HIM take care of it. It'll be safe and get all the love it needs.
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Guys, Rena's been in a bad mood recently and just had to turn down her best friend.

I have doubts on her current level of optimism.
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>>30469055
Tell Ben about the Cat, is he like a house husband? Make him protect it while you are off working and saving the day.

Also, don't worry and be happy. Use ALL YOUR MAGICAL POWER AND GET YOUR HAPPY ENDING YOU DESERVE. What powers can help? Multiple and varied barriers around the house?

Ask if Ben can help with the positive energy input cause these days, work gets you down a lot.
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>>30469055
>You just need to feed it positive emotions.
>This thing is never gonna fucking hatch.
Bitch, look at your man. That thing's going to hatch any moment now.
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>>30469115
>>30469111
>>30469124
>>30469139
I doubt Rena is feeling very happy right now.
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>>30469139
Yeah, feeding it rena's emotions MIGHT make it dense.
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>>30469055
Think about Rose. That should make it hatch faster.
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So who's the cutest guy, anons?
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>>30469055
I don't know as you have a choice. You and Ben should go somewhere warm and isolated. You've got some money stashed, and he's got family connections. Maybe the Villain or Hero associations would spring for a private island? I'm sure that hero/villain relationships have some kind of special exemption clause in their charters.

That, or maybe one of you could quit.
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>>30469055
Just leave it with Ben. We can do the fighting that we need to, then properly do things once the Cat is a fucking smear on the pavement.

...You know you're gonna fuck this up, right? You have no good emotions.
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>>30469055
It will hatch eventually. Ben makes you happy, doesn't he?

I think if you stopped bothering the Cat, it would stop bothering you. Let Rena and the other heroes deal with it. It's not like you're able to track it down in any way.
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>>30469168
There are guys in this quest?
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>>30469161
I guess we could give it to Bridgette instead
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>>30469055
Sparkle, if this isn't MAKING you happy, there is something terribly wrong with your hormones

Being a Hero is too much trouble for you, isn't it? If you take time off with Ben, you'll be netting out a positive for the Hero Association anyways. Be happy, enjoy your life. Spend time developing a taste for wine or something
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>>30469055
Ben knows about Evil Cat, right?
Tell him to turn into a Seahorse monster and protect the egg with his body while you go kill the thing that kills magical girls.

>cesspol down
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>>30469191
Have you not SEEN Chet Manlystache?
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>>30469055
Ask the Cafornicator to egg-sit.
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>>30469168
Rena, no question.
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>>30469168
Monster Sparkle
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>>30469168
Velocity raptor or Ben. Ben because hot and Velocity raptor because lookit his little claws!
All the others are too wimpy or insane. Fucking hiding in shadows expecting you to be invisible...
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>>30469055
Also, you should eat more healthy stuff or people will think you are a grandma given then wrinkles and boneyness of your face.
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>>30469216
>Have you not SEEN Chet Manlystache?
Not lately, no.
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>>30469217
She would use the egg as a uterine plug. No. Fuck no.
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>>30469168
1. Ben
2. Velocity Raptor
3. Balloon man
POWER GAP
4. Chet Manlystache
POWER GAP
5. the rest i guess
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>>30469055
have you tried inviting caffornicator as a babysitter? she gives out... a lot of love...
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>>30469055
THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS

THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS

FOR FUCKS SAKE THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
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>>30469256
Balloon man is overrated

Replace him with Shadow Man post haste!

Still waiting on ICED-T and TKO though

Been waiting for 26 threads
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>>30469256
>not even listing Omen.
I'm sorry but you have truly shit taste.
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yes, make so much happiness it hatches RIGHT NOW. will make it easier to deal with.
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>>30469340
That's probably how people like Caffornicator happen
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>>30469055
Take some time off. Do consultancy work until it hatches.

BE HAPPY

YOU DESERVE IT
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>>30469238
I... I don't have wrinkles.

>>30469262
I'M FUCKING TRYING! It's hard being happy when all this shit is going on!

>>30469259
Ha, no.

>>30469202
I -am- happy but I'm also nervous as fuck. Wouldn't anyone be in my situation? I think I'm allowed to be a little pessimistic about suddenly becoming a... Mother?

>>30469168
Monster Marauder.

>>30469171
There's not many other places out there.

>>30469080
Enough to worry me. Together we're strong but we're not the strongest. Almost died to a damn daemon the other day.

>>30469139
>>30469115
>>30469108
...
Are you guys serious about this place? I mean... I'm willing to try anything.

>Sparkle tells Ben she's going to step out for a bit and to watch the egg while she's gone. He's more than happy to comply. She leave's Ben's home, far away from the city.

Alright... Let's go over my options here. I can:
A) Bring Rena over and try to see if her happiness will help.
B)Take a break from heroing for.... Some time.
C)Try and find someone else to babysit while I finish investigating this Cat creature.
D)Why do you guys keep suggesting Ben turn into some kinda freaky seahorse creature that is weird and I don't think he would do that. Let's cross out that plan.
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>>30469394
A+B
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>>30469394
>Do A, Rena is the happiest person you know.
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>>30469394
>B)Take a break from heroing for.... Some time.

Or find where lyrical princess raindrops is sleeping. She can probably make it hatch in 2 minutes top.
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>>30469226
Oh lord.
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>>30469394
>B
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>>30469394
B. Rena's not an option right now, do not ask for specifics.
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>>30469394
> I don't think he would do that
You also didn't think he would take so positively to The Egg. All I'm saying is you could stand to communicate with him a little more.
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Rolled 91

>>30469394
A+B
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>>30469394
Ben should be a seahorse because then the only way to hurt the egg would be to kill Ben, which is pretty much impossible.

D. (Which, since it involves Ben babysitting, is also C)
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>>30469394
because MGS, you have people in your head who has brain problems.
anyways i think you should try the rena thing today, if that doesn't work you should probably look into either B or C
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>>30469394
C
for Cynthia
who seems to want to be your friend now maybe
also, Rena has never actually been happy except when eating lasagna
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>>30469394
A is the best answer, with a bit of B. I don't think stopping all heroing would make you happy, though.
C is out, you don't want to leave the kid to grow up without a mom.
D is out and you shouldn't bring it up with Ben in case he actually likes it.
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>>30469394
>C
You don't want your child brought into a world with a murderous cat, do you? It might make her sign a contract.
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>>30469394
A and C.

Duty first, pleasure second.
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>>30469394
>B)Take a break from heroing for.... Some time.

Rena is generally happy, but there are things that have happened lately that might have dampened her usually cheery mood.
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>>30469394
A combination of A and B.

Let heroing take a bit of a backseat. Don't stop completely, but don't take any risks. Besides, I'm sure anyone in the Monster Family would be happy to babysit at any time, and they're all pretty strong.
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>>30469394
Look, as much as I love Rena, I wouldn't trust her around a magical girl egg. She's too accident-prone and too likely to attract wacky mishaps.

The best way to go here is option B. Take some time away from work, relax with Ben, and be happy. The world didn't end before you showed up, and it won't end after you're gone. There are plenty of other heroes to pick up the slack, and it won't be too long.

You have a boyfriend who loves you and a child you can have together. Enjoy them; you deserve it.
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>>30469394
C.
Try A too, but it probably won't work.
Though, you should reduce your heroing hours either way.
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>>30469394
A
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>>30469394

A.
D.
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>>30469394
C+D
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>>30469394
A+B +1
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>>30469394
You're going to have to quit anyway. You want Ben and Cynthia raising the kid while you're at work? Because you know Cynthia will teach it to eat people.
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>>30469394
A and B
Also D
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>>30469394
Would Rose want you to quit when another of those fucking contracters is around the place?

A and C. We'll rest when the Cat is a corpse.
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>>30469522
The only mental images I get from that are adorable.
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>>30469541
It has at least 8 more lives. This could take a while
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>>30469522
What about Bridgette?
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>>30469555
Let me guess, you're one of the yantards
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>>30469394
you may want to seriously consider B. Try alternatives, but if it doesn't seem to be working, well, there's no substitute for a mother's love.
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>>30469580
>Implying we'd let our darling child be raised by somebody with the poor life choices and experience to find Rena attractive
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>>30469624
It was MGS who set Cynthia on that downward spiral, you know.
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>>30469624
I just take her as the type to adore babies. Dunno why.
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Let's go for option A first.
But you guys are right... I don't think I'll be able to fully quit while that Cat is around. Rose would be so ashamed of me if I did.
She'd...
Nope. Positive thoughts. Come on, Sparkle.

>She flies over to Rena's house. She finds her and Bridgette playing some games.
>Sparkle begins to explain what was going on and why she needs Rena's help.

R: "OHMYGOD! YOU HAD A BABY!?"

MM: "What..? I... I thought sis was just screwing with me again... You and big bro seriously...?"

"Yes, we did."

MM: "Wow.... You sure you want anyone else watching it but you and big bro?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

MM: "Nothing. It's just that sis told me that whoever's the one around the egg and being all happy will give it traits. So if Rena is around it the child might get her... Freckles. I mean... It's up to you."
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>>30469658
FUCK YES, FRECKLES
DO IT
THAT'S THE BEST TRAIT EVER
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>>30469658
OH MY GOD SHE'S EVEN CUTER THAN BEN WHAT
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>>30469658
MGS, you must go with plan B.
That child needs your competence.
It -needs- it.
maybe have rena over a little. JUST a little. You know, to make the kid happy.
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>>30469658
ABORT!
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>>30469658
Oh fuck, no no no no no! No Rena trait babbies!
Serisouly! You won't get grandkids with Rena trait babies
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>>30469394
A+B

Rena is the test subject in order for it to hatch, you are the mom, you need to take care of it along with the baby daddy
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>>30469658
Realize that, while Rena's denseness may rub off on the egg, her cheerful demeanor might, too.

Given Ben's social issues and your general depression, that might not be such a bad trade.
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>>30469658
FLEE! NO ASEXUAL TARD BABIES
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>>30469658
>rena is so god damn adorably cute and happy there.
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>>30469658
Wait wait wait.

Wait.

Wait...

So it's not her parents she'll pick up traits from, it's the people who are around it that hatch it?

Sparkle, it is NOT TOO LATE to reconsider the isolated island.
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>>30469658
We need a second Rena. It'll be fine.
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>>30469658
"I'll take that chance in hopes for her absurd luck.
You can come to - we need somebody grounded."
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>>30469658
Rena, you're too anime to drive.
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>>30469658
BRING RENA AND ALL THE MONSTER FAMILY AND LPR IF SHES STILL AROUND, BRING THEM ALL OVER
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>>30469658
everyone in this setting has serious negative flaws, I'd say the best way is exposure to multiple people.
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>>30469658
But that would make it Rena's child...maybe you should raise it with Ben somewhere safer.
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>>30469658
I think that qualifies as positive emotions.
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>>30469658

Wow.

Rena looks so damn happy here.

But if what Bridgette just said is true, then your egg will probably be receiving a shit-ton of Rena traits in the near future. Seriously, look at her. That is not the face of someone who will be dissuaded from catching a glimpse of her best friend's absolutely adorable eggnancy.
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>>30469658
Well, they can come visit, sure.
But you're not just dumping it on them. This is your baby.
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>>30469658
Shit. Bridgette is right. We can't let our egg be exposed to Rena for any significant length of time. We'll have to be sure to expose it only to people we both like and respect. (Hm. Short list.)

...unless Cynthia was spreading blatant lies again? I bet Ben will know if it's true or not. We should ask him.
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>>30469658
Ask Bridgette to babysit it. I think the reason is obvious.
Except now we need to make Bridgette happy.
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>>30469658
Oh god abandon ship you don't need a baby as "dense" as Rena
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>>30469658
>That face when.
Good point though. Sparkle might not want her kid growing up to be that dense. She'll never get magical grandchildren.
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>>30469658
For the love of god don't let it near anybody but you and Ben.
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>>30469658
Hey, do you know the name Lyrical Princess Raindrops?
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>>30469658
I say yes but stay with her and BE HAPPY!

We need some Sparkle traits in there to reduce the denseness
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>>30469758
>abandon ship
Rena already did
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>>30469658
Can... Can you adopt a bunch of puppies? A happy, playful, loyal baby with dog ears would be neat
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>>30469658
>Rena's density
NO

Wait ask her how MM+ knows about magical girl eggs. Maybe we should go talk to her.
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>>30469658
ask them to take care of it together, hopefully Bridgette's brains will balance out Rena's... freckles.
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>>30469658
On the subject of Rena, could you give her lesbian romance lessons? She needs to fall in love with MM, and she's bad at it.

Also: What happened to the rest of the planet? What's this about there only being ONE city left?
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>>30469782
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
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>>30469782
u basturd
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>>30469792
it's just the setting, dont worry about it
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>>30469792
/u/boat pls
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>>30469792
>She needs to fall in love with MM
Well that's just plain creepy
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>>30469785

Sparkle could also consult Benjamin directly, as well as his parents. Benjamin knew what the egg was without being told exactly what it was, and there's a good chance that The Origin of All Monsters would also know a good deal of lore regarding Magical Girl offspring by virtue of existing for a really long time.
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>>30469792
Oh for fuck's sake does everybody have to be lesbians? They're like cake, they're sweet, but if you have them with everything you'll grow sick of them.
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>>30469658
Well maybe have Rena stay around for a little but BE HAPPY!
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>>30469849
>by virtue of existing for a really long time.
Don't forget the fact that soul eating monstrosities seem to be inextricably intertwined with magical girls
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>>30469658
You know, Ben's father would make a good babysitter.
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>>30469792
>On the subject of Rena, could you give her lesbian romance lessons?
Rena doesn't have any sexual interests at all yet
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>>30469865
I'm pretty sure MM is the only legit lesbian.
Sparkle's obviously not a lesbian.
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>Also: What happened to the rest of the planet? What's this about there only being ONE city left?

Long story.

"Oh... Well... On second thought I think I'll see you guys later. I need to find out some more things."

MM: "Alright. Well... I'll still be here. And Rena lives here."

R: "But I wanted to see the little egg..."

"Later. I need to talk to Monster Master."

B: "Big sis? She's home right now."

"Thanks. I just need to ask her a few questions."
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>>30469888

He might also have connections with other entities that know a lot about errything.
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>>30469914
>Has boyfriend.
Yes, that is a good indication that she isn't a lesbian.
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>>30469921
YOU MONSTER
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
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>>30469658
RUN SPARKLE RUN

If you stay around Bridgette and Rena, it will be a lesbian that doesn't know what lesbians are.

Do you want that for your child?
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>>30469792
>give Rena lesbian romance lessons?
We all know how that will turn out.
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>>30469921
Rena's life is an emotional rollercoaster
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wait... shit run back home, what if MM++ s already there to see her grandbaby? do you want her crazy ass around it for long?
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>>30469914
Caffenator gone after only chicks so far
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>>30469934
That's only true if the boyfriend is poor and low-status.
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>>30469921
It's just an egg. Calm your lack of tits girl.
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>>30469952
Monster Matriarch doesn't seem that bad. Maybe about as sane as Bridgette by my guess.
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>>30469932
>He might also have connections with other entities
Then he probably knows a lot about food, too.
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>>30469957
Isn't the Caffinator one of Monster Master's thralls now?
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>>30469921
At the very least you have to take a picture of the egg for Rena. It's not fair to tease her like that.
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>>30470018
We didn't have the egg with us. Aunt Burden... I mean, Rena... will get to visit.

After hatching.

And primary school.

Okay, MAYBE after the Graduate degree.
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>>30469921
Let's see if this girl is serious about that rubbing off thing.

>The flight to Monster Master's home is a short one, with Sparkle's thoughts mostly on the egg and the potential consequences it could bring.
>Monster Master is outside on her patio when Sparkle approaches.

MM+: "My my~ What brings you here? Shouldn't you and my dear big brother be busy buying baby clothes~?"

"I came here to ask you something."

MM+: "Well~ This is a first~ What is it?"

"Is it true? About people's traits rubbing off on people that are near the egg?"

MM+: "Very true~ You can ask my dear big brother if you don't believe me. Were you perhaps considering me as a babysitter? Worried your child will grow up to be a monster? Well... Considering who you slept with to get it I think it's a bit too late for that~"

I want to punch her.

"My child would grow up fine. The reason I wouldn't want you near them is because you're a huge bitch who's been holding onto some stupid grudge for a good part of her adult life."

MM+: "... Watch yourself, Sparkle. You've woven yourself into my family easily enough but I could easily cut you out."
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>>30470034
>We didn't have the egg with us
I know. And when we get back to it, we take a picture of it and text the picture to Rena. Let her at least see it, even if not in person.
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>>30470045
Apologize. That was kind of out of line.

Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it.
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>>30470045
"don't write checks your gullible bi curious tight firm ass can't cash!"
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>>30470045
Jesus, ask this bitch what her deal is. What did you do that's got her panties in a twist for the past twenty years? If you're going to be saddled with a kid, you're going to need to get this shit worked out. Now.
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"yes, i want you to cut it out, just do whatever it is that will make you stop getting mad about me."
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>>30470045
Leave, you're only to get angry. HAPPY THOUGHTS, SPARKLE.
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>>30470045
Sparkle, calm down.
Do you even remember why she hates you?
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>>30470045
"...okay, fuck this. What's your god-damned problem with me? I love your brother, but don't think I'm still not Hero enough to kick your ass."
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>>30470078
I have to second this, really.
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>>30470045
Look, cynthia, we're not letting rena near it a lot either.

I want to moderate its exposure to... extreme personalities like yours.

A little won't hurt though.
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>>30470045
>
Just ignore her, focus on the baby.

Maybe introduce Rena to the egg.
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>>30470045
Try and get her to be less mean, because like her or not she's a part of the family you just baby'd your way into
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>>30470045
Tell her you'd like to settle things with her since you're apparently having a child with her brother. Ask her what her problem is.
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>>30470087
Probably not the best thing to say what with the egg and all
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>>30470045
Apologize. Impending motherhood is making you nervous and it's manifesting by magnifying your defensiveness. That's natural and fine but you should still make an effort to keep peace with Ben's family.
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>>30470084
>Implying snakebitches wear panties
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>>30470045
Calm down, Sparkle. Ultimately, there's no reason that you should let Cynthia get to you.

Besides, whatever she thinks about how easily she could get rid of you, frankly at this point she's wrong. When kids start getting involved, you stop being a "brother's girlfriend" and end up a "sister".

And sisters shouldn't hate each other. You might consider mentioning this.
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>>30469055
>now I have a weakness that isn't an S-Class Villain.
you need the time off anyways, Sparks. Especialy now that your focus-weakness is known.
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>>30470045
Sparkle did you ever apologize for what you did to make her hate you?

Do you even remember?
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>>30470045
Grudgingly admit you were, and still are, considering her for a babysitter.
Though maybe not for long.
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>>30470045
Ask her why she even hates you anyway
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>>30470045
To be fair, she has a point. Should we keep it around Ben if he's so unstable?
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>>30469216
(I am like 95% sure Chet is actually a woman. Not sure about Chick Girlybutts).
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Sorry. I was out of line.

"Seriously, what is your problem with me? I know you're my arch-enemy or whatever but I've had S-Class Villains be less pissed off at me."

MM+: "What's my problem..? YOU HURT ME! During our first meeting you did something I could never forgive... And then every time after that you didn't even really fight me! You just beat me up and let me get arrested! No more banter, no more talking, no more anything! And then before I could even really go against you you went and got upgraded to fucking S-Class! 18 goddamn years of my 'arch-enemy' not even paying any attention to me! AND NOW YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER!"

...
Wow. I kinda did forget about all that.
I mean... I remember but it didn't seem that important.
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>>30469256
wait, what about that S-Rank Rena was talking to while Caffornicator was indulding her vore fetish?
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>>30470244
Wait, she's been pissed for eighteen years because you never really noticed her? How fucking tsundere is she?
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>>30470244
Lie. Lie like a motherfucker about how sorry you are.
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>>30470259
Forgettable tier:
Omen
The guy you are talking about if it isn't Omen (is it?)
Shadow Man
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>>30470244
"...so tsun-tsun."
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>>30470244
Um, Sparkle. You're being as dense as Rena right now. This woman WANTED you, and then you straight up ignored her. For 20 years.

Offer to make it up to her, maybe a fight with some banter or something.
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>>30470244
Oh fuck. She took it hard.

Welp, let's have an open dialogue and resolve this shit!
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>>30470244
Bow and apologize.
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>>30470244
What did I do that you couldn't forgive? Stop you? I was a hero and you were a villain, you should have expected to be stopped. As for our later fights, it's not my fault you were too weak to challenge me.
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>>30470244
Do a battle right now then. LET IT ALL OUT
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>>30470244
Well it was kind of a dick move, you should probably apologize.
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>>30470244
Sigh. Take a drag on a ciggarette.

Things have changed.
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>>30470244
"In all fairness, I was very drunk when we met. Supposedly I'm dealing with my PTSD better these days."

Lies are your friend.
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>>30470244
"Jesus, you sound like a mopey teenager."
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>>30470244
Oh. Oh wow, we should not have access to characters at any point in the past. Holy shit.
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>>30470244
"oh my god i'm just like rena"
have existential crisis
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>>30470244
>Tell her why. Tell her what happened that night. Tell her of the hell you've been trapped in since that day...a hell that you've only seen a light to climb out toward since meeting ben.
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>>30470244
Wow, hung up because you lost to me for all these years? Pathetic.
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>>30470244
"That was... maybe wrong of me. I had things going on. If things happened... different maybe I could have been your banter-buddy, but they didn't happen different. -I- was hurt. I still am, it's not just you I'm worried being around th- nevermind. Thanks for the info."

Then flee, flee like the emotional coward you are!
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>>30470244
Sparkle... you arch-blocked her. That's cold. She had an emotional involvement with you, and you treated her like she was nothing to you! Don't you know anything about arching?!

God, even Rena understands how to treat an arch-enemy.
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>>30470329
maybe.
Put this in the maybe list.
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>>30470244
Ask her if she knows why you have one eye and one arm?
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>>30470322
We should probably just not have access to characters at any point period
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>>30470244
"I understand, but I need to know. Right now, is this about us, or is this about Rena and Bridgette?"
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>>30469394
>that is weird and I don't think he would do that.
You should probably ay least ask. It might be a unique birthing experience that he'd like to have.
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take your arm off "i lost that the night after our first fight"
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>>30470244
Hey Sparkle, was that interaction out of character for you or did something happen to make you more...professional after that?
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>>30470352
rena is a much better arch-enemy than sparkle, that's for sure.
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>>30470244
"Oh. Oh, wow, that was a really bitchy thing for me to do.

For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I guess after that you deserve to know why... You never got any banter from me because that night something horrible happened. I lost the person I cared about the most, in the most traumatic way possible. It destroyed by ability to feel happiness or joy, and I'm only starting to feel things again now.

You haven't gotten banter from me because banter is a fun thing, and I'm too broken for that."

>asturise otherwife
I guess that's an option...
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... Was that the time Sparkle woke up to her lover actually eating her?
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>>30470380
Fuck, I meant "I understand that I hurt you, but..."
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>>30470333
Oh. Hmm. That could be something to let her know. Rose dying left you emotionally unavailable, didn't it?
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>>30470389
having her arm eaten probably did it.
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>>30470244
I had shit to deal with after that fight.

As you can see back when we first met, I HAD BOTH ARMS!

Jesus, I know MM is hurting but seriously, I can't believe people are taking her side on this.
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>>30470403
Just before that.

If her life hadn't plunged off a cliff that evening she probably would have been a pretty good arch-nemesis so it really isn't entirely her fault.
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>>30470244
"My girlfriend ate my arm later that night and I had to kill her.

So... I kind of had other things to worry about."
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>>30470403
That was after her first mission for the Hero Association.

Does this mean she's eventually going to freak out and eat her kid?
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>>30470333
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
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>>30469642
No, Cynthia takes after her mother. She was always gonna be a villain, and indeed she was already on her way when she met Sparkle the first time.
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>>30470244
"That was after you tried to take advantage of my mercy. And held civilians hostage. It's not like I don't care about people's feelings, but I'm in the heroing business to save lives."
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>>30470440
this is a good one, i like this
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>>30470333
>>30470378
>>30470440
Yea, agreed.

>>30470342
>>30470321
>>30470312
>>30470286
>>30470270
>>30470429
>>30470452
>>30470466
Dude, MM+ doesn't know what happened. As far as she's concerned Sparkle just decided to be a horrid bitch and treat her like shit for two decades.
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>>30469658
>Nothing. It's just that sis told me that whoever's the one around the egg and being all happy will give it traits.
How does Cynthia know so much about Magical Girl/Monster eggs?
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>>30470333
>>30470378
>>30470440
YEP
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>>30470333
Let's counter guilt trip her.

I think Sparkle is the right kind of shitty person who would kind of enjoy doing that.
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>>30470244

>>30470333
This. Ask if you can sit down first then instead of doing the thousand mile stare look her in the eyes, unblinking, while you tell her.
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Improve that image by adding Robomaid.
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>>30469709
>So it's not her parents she'll pick up traits from, it's the people who are around it that hatch it?
No, the egg should draw base traits from the parents. It's just influenced by the people around it.
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>>30470452
I meant the downward spiral of hate and manipulation, as evidenced right here >>30470244
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>>30470489
>treat her like shit for two decades.
because we fake flirted with her to win one fight?
It's not our fault if she couldn't keep up with us in future fights. She shouldn't be blaming us for herself being too weak.
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>>30470548
So, nature is from the parents, but depending on the people providing the emotional energy for the hatching, it'll provide the nurture?

Also, what if you fostered it on pure hate, spite, and negative emotions?
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>>30470244
"That night I was raped by a monster pretending to be my girlfriend, who it had eaten while we were fighting. I woke up to it eating my arm and had to kill the thing while it wore her face.
I'm too broken for banter."
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>>30469957
She didn't get the name Caffornicator by only fucking chicks, dude.
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>>30470602
No, it was actually Rose. Magical Girls turn into monsters at the end of their contract or something akin to that.
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>>30470244
Tell her what happened afterwards. Tell her why you're an emotional wreck.
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>>30470352
...
Are you seriously saying she's better at than me at interacting with...
Yeah, okay. Maybe she is.

"My girlfriend ate my arm later that night and I had to kill her. So... I kind of had other things to worry about."

MM+: "Huh?"

>Sparkle holds up her robotic hand.

"I'm sure you've seen this. I don't think I've told anyone what actually happened that night. I didn't lose it in some kind of amazing battle against Quantum Bunny. I woke up to him wearing my girlfriend's skin as he ate my arm off. Then I had to kill him. I had to kill him while he looked like corrupted version of the girl I loved. So, I'm sorry. I can see why I may have been a bitch to you but I honestly didn't mean it. I just had a lot of shit to deal with."

MM+: "..."

"So, even if you still hate me I think we need to put aside all this shit. You're not just my arch anymore. You're Ben's sister. I guess that kinda makes you family? So... Just think about that."

>There is a long moment of silence as Monster Master thinks. She stays like that, her arms folded, for a while before she sighs.

"... You could have told me sooner... Now I really -do- feel like a big bitch."
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>>30470626
You don't know that. She could be VERY prolific.
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>>30470244
"During our first meeting, YOU told ME that I should never feel bad for a villain - after exploiting my sense of compassion, I might add.
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>>30470647
"It's alright. Sorta. Just a big misunderstanding. In apology, I think we can let you be the godmother."
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>>30470647
"Eh, we're bitches all around. No hard feelings."
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>>30470647
Everyone was a bitch but now we realize and can move on.
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>>30470647
"Me too."
hug her. hugs solve everything
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>>30470647
Take her back home to meet your egg. Family time.
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>>30470647
>>30470661

This and add.

Again, a lot to deal with and a lot on my mind. Especially now.
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>>30470647
Tell her the feeling's mutual. You know, for not nemesising hard enough. Ask her if you're cool now.
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>>30470647

Did you want to talk about it? No. You couldn't talk about it...that would mean rose was really gone...it probably took you a long time to come to terms with that, and in the meantime you just had to soldier on...becoming numb just to function. Hand her your juice box, tell her it only looks like one because your power changes things you hold onto for too long. It's a flask of booze...you drink all the time.
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>>30470647
Now hug and grope her
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>>30470647
Well, at least she understands.
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>>30470682
>I think we can let you be the godmother.


This kid will be fucking invincible.
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>>30470647
"I guess we have that in common."
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>>30470647
It's mutual.

Let's get along now though, because family and all that.
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>>30470661
That was Banter Talk, anon. It's like foreplay, you don't take everything said during foreplay at face value
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>>30470647
Don't worry about it, we're both bitches.

Offer to go get a drink with her or something, thinking about this shit is depressing.
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>>30470647
"It's fine. You didn't know, and I didn't tell you. I just don't want there to be any bad blood between us, if not for our sake then for the kid's."
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>>30470647
"We're both bitches. Can we just call it even and move on? Don't tell me you want a hug or something."
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>>30470647
"water under the bridge. Now.. lets KISS...and make up...with tongue"

>saxophone starts playing
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>>30470682
I -do- want her to have some contact with the kid.
not more than us, but some.
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"We're family now, it's fine"
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>>30470647
"Be honest. If that had happened to you after you had only met me once, would you think of telling me?"
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>>30470647
"You couldn't have known. I can only talk about it now because being with Ben is helping me recover. Plastering the holes instead of hiding them with furniture.
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Do you think Ben would be cool with sharing Sparkle with Cynthia?
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>>30470731
The only true answer. Hate sex is a go!
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>>30469993
No, she was fatally injuring dudes in LPR's flashback, so she's a srs villain.

On the other hand she's about to become a granny so might well be one of your strongest allies in keeping The Egg unharmed. Though she can't really eggsit because she can't really defend it without the Monster's presence, and FUCK NO when it comes to having the Monster eggsit, no offence to the dude.

I hate to say it but it really needs to be you and Ben watching the egg predominantly.
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>>30470682
This doesn't sound so bad?
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>>30470647
Just look at your arm for a second, then your egg, then without looking back up at her say "No, I really couldn't." She needs to understand how dark a place you've been in.
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>>30470773
besides, monster seems to be the best for fighting Cat anyway
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>>30470741
We're the voices in her head

We'll probably end up having plenty of contact with the egg. Though that could be a really bad thing.
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>>30470244
>I mean... I remember but it didn't seem that important.
To be fair that was literally the beginning of what became the worst day of your life.
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>>30470797
I hope Sparkle doesn't mind a schizophrenic child.
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>>30470828
Oh shit
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>>30470797
Hey guys, how happy are we?
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>>30470828
Mother fucker
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>>30470391
To be fair Bridgette is a much better Villain than Cynthia.

Which is to say she doesn't just use it as an excuse for the fact that she's a bitch, she actually respects the craft like no other.
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>>30470838
>we're in Monster Sparkle's head on his/her first day of school
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>>30470852
pretty unhappy with the ships sunk
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>>30470647
Hey Sparkle, the voices in your head are super happy about the egg.

Think about that for a second.

Also I want to try plan seahorse
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>>30470852
Depends. The egg was revealed in the thread where the /u/-boat fleet made it's final stand, right?

Probably enough negative emotion right there to delay the hatching by several decades.
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>>30470852
I am negative happy due to lack of proper beefcake.
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>>30470852
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
...
*cricket noises*

Probably not happy enough.
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>>30470864
your definition of what makes a good villain is dumb
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>>30470884
Anon has a point. We need a strong manly seahorse monster scene.
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>>30470584
>Also, what if you fostered it on pure hate, spite, and negative emotions?
then it doesn't hatch.
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"I don't think I could have told you sooner. But it's fine now. We're both huge bitches. Now that that's settled, are we cool? I would really prefer there to not be any bad blood between us. If not for our sake then at least for the kid."

>Cynthia smiles, showing her needle tipped fangs.

MM+: "Sure. I'm going to be the best aunt ever~"

She doesn't fill me with much hope. But at least I think I've patched things up with her.

So if the baby has Ben and myself's main traits along with some things it'll pick up along the way...
I need to be rather selective of who I bring over. Rena seems excited but what if her happiness causes it to hatch right away and turn into Rena Mk. II?
Oh god I hope The Mosnter and Monster Matriarch aren't there...
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>>30470901
...though... I guess Monster Eggs might work that way?

...this might be a very unique egg.
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>>30470852
I am always happy that it is Hero Quest time.
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>>30470883
Replace with /u/-boats and Brena as appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKj8a5rYbY
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>>30470906
>Meanwhile, at Ben's

MS+: HAIW GWANDPAW!
Monster: DAT'S MAH GRANDSON!
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>>30470906
...they're right behind you, are they?
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>>30470906
Just balance it out.

Or throw a big party and make sure that EVERYONE arrives at EXACTLY the same time.
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>>30470852
The ocean that swallowed the /u/boats can't douse the brilliant sun that is my happiness!
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>>30470906
Rena is looking like the least of several possible evils right now
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>>30470906
Think of this as an opportunity to make your kid awesome. Who do you know that is awesome and happy and trustworthy enough to have helping with the egg?
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>>30470906
Just let it be, you can deal with unwanted traits with upbringing. Just let nature take its course.
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>>30470906
Invite Rena over, it won't be that bad.
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>>30470906
Bring Rena over for just a bit, babby could use a little naivety.

Make sure you bring everyone else you want to over first though, just in case.
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>>30470906
well, obviously it would be best to have the egg exposed to many people, so nothing bad becomes too ingrained, and hopefully some good things stick.
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>>30470906
We can't let Monster Matriarch or Monster Master near it. We don't want any ara-ness rubbing off on it.
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>>30470906
You know what Sparkle? You're worrying too much. All kids are influenced by the people they grow up around, yours might be a bit more than is the norm, but you and Ben are extraordinary so we already know your child will be special in wonderful ways. Stop worrying and just let yourself love your kid and our partner.
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>>30470906
Are there ANY heroes that you like and respect enough to want them to have some influence on your child? Or any villains, for that matter?

If not, it might be best to go into isolation on a honeymoon with Ben until it hatches.
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>>30470965
It might be a little too late for that.
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>>30470906
>Rena mk II
>implying thats a bad thing
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>>30470996
>thinking it isn't
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>>30470906
Naivety isn't necessarily a bad thing... Just not in the quantities which Rena possesses.

So you have two choices: Limit exposure, or just herd everyone to the egg at once to get a perfectly average mix of everything.

I'd go for option two, personally. Plus, with all the heroes and villains you're friends with, there'd be a ton of superpowers in that room. If it absorbs superpowers, you're going to end up with some sort of ridiculous ball of invincibility as a kid.
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>>30470906
SEAHORSE BEN!
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>>30470917
...you should probably talk to Monster Matriach about the traits of Monster Eggs.
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>>30470906
I doubt Rena is THAT happy. But if they are... you might -need- Rena as a counterbalance. Also, her general cheerfulness might not be such a bad thing considering the kid's, uh, main influences. No offence, you miserable sadsack.
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>>30470906
Think of it this way. with your traits, it might end up having some form of PTSD.

At least with Rena it might give it some naivity needed in a child.

Maybe bring out something that you lost that day.
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>>30470906
just use a LITTLE rena.

Your kid could do with some happiness and boring stability.
Just not too much.
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>>30470965
>implying Ara-ness is terrible
>especially paired up with renas denseness and naivity,
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>>30471009

Although a lot of power isn't necessarily healthy for the psyche. Remember that MMA caused a LOT of death and destruction when he lost control as a C-list villain.
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>>30470906
Oh yeah, you should probably stop being such a huge drunk around your kid too.
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>>30470942
Get to fuck.

Seriously.

Rena as eggsitter? She's a nice enough girl but she is a walking typhhon of disaster and that is an EGG.

Possibly the only Magical Monster Egg that will ever come into existence.
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>>30470906
Before you go, ask her if Ben can turn into some kind of giant seahorse thing.

No reason. You just... want to know.
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>>30470996
>zero sex drive
>wanting to subject your spawn to that hell
never have kids anon
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>>30470906
HUG HER YOU FOOL
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>>30470965
the Ara-aura is not a trait that can be transferred that way.
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>>30471034
NO ONE CLAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT ARA
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>>30470906
The list of who shouldn't be around the egg just gets longer and longer.
I think it might be easier to let the see the egg and hope everything cancels out instead of giving you a murderously naive alcoholic schizophrenic magical monster baby with a starting SAN of -30.
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>>30471031
>boring stability.
That aint Rena
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>>30470906
Rena could be useful. She's actually pretty good at talking down villains who aren't really that evil.

Incidentally, what were all the previous cases of magical girl eggs? Were they between one magical girl and another?
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I think we're looking at this the wrong way.

What brings hope?
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>>30471093
Speaking of which, MGS, can you see the pictures we're sending, or is that just between us?
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>>30470906
Do you have any other friends by chance?
Anything to work with really?
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>>30471120
Magical Girls other than Sparkle?
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>>30471091
NO! IT IS THE HEREDITARY TREASURE OF THE MONSTER CLAN PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS!
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>>30471142
G-General Arastrong?!
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>>30471054
This.
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>>30471120
>What brings hope?
Lesbians with superpowers
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>>30471142
>>30471091
>>30471034
we should give her some exposure to MM+, certainly.
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>>30471182

Dammit.

We don't have any of those, do we?
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Hero Quest: Practical Eugenics
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>>30471203
Cat might make some for us
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>>30471182
They're dead Jim. Well, except the Caffinator, who may still be suffering from bloodloss.
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>>30470906
Don't regular children pick up traits from their environment as well?
Pretty sure stupid isn't contagious. If anything the child will be more understanding of those people.
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>>30471132
Nope. Totally can't see Rena in bondage gear. What is with that girl?

Anyway, I should probably check on my egg.

>She says her goodbyes to Monster Master and quickly rushes back to Ben's home. She sees him alone with their egg. The egg is on top of a giant pile of soft blankets and pillows.

B: "I wanted to keep it safe."

"Heh. You're doing a great job. I was just talking to your sisters."

B: "What did they say?"

"They're excited. Also Cynthia and I patched everything up."

B: "That's great. I really didn't like that you two didn't get along. It would have been terrible to have two people I care about hate each other."

"It's fine now. Also, I might invite some people over to check on the egg. Do you think you'll be okay?"

B: "I've never felt more calm in my life."

Neither have I.
Now, who to invite? Let's try to get some people who won't completely fuck up my kid.
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>>30471120
OK, let me rephrase that.

What makes Sparkle feel hope?
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>>30471235
FIRST THING FIRST
hug ben <3
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>>30471235
CHET MANLYSTACHE
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>>30471235

Rena

Queenie

Hourglass

Omen
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>>30471235
Omen?
Balloon Man?
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>>30471235
MM+, Rena, MM, Queen of the World
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>>30471235
Balloon Man. He's chill as fuck.
And Velocity Raptor because he's smart.
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>>30471235
Maybe Balloon Man?
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>>30471220

I'm pretty sure she's omnisexual.
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>>30471235
>Let's try to get some people who won't completely fuck up my kid.
Well, you're already in the room so I don't know how much worse it can get.
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>>30471235
Rena, maybe Balloon Man.

Their both Happy people, and we do owe him for saving our skin
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>>30471235
THE VOICES

We can totally come visit the egg in physical form if we will it hard enough.

OTHER VOICES. WILL TO VISIT THE EGG SUPER HARD.
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>>30471235
Before inviting anyone over, make sweet love to Ben in celebration of your incoming parenthood and also how wonderful he is.

Besides being a good idea in general, it's important to make sure that the egg gets more of your and Ben's love and happiness than anyone else, so this is essential and practical to ensure your child's health.
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>>30471274
but he's so airheaded
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>>30471235
...

HUG HIM!

YOU FUCKING HUG THAT WONDERFUL MAN YOU HEINOUS BITCH!
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>>30471252
>>30471253
>>30471266
These
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>>30471260
These actually sound really good.
Hourglass and Omen especially. Invite them over first. They're there for personality, Rena and Queen are there for hatching speed.
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>>30471235
>What is with that girl?
She's a Good Girl. Somehow.

She needs to be invited. So does Bridgette. Them playing together nicely has to be worth plenty of Hope Points.
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>>30471235
Shadow Man, Caffornicator, Chet Manlystache, that sentai group.
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>>30471235
Rena, Bridgette, QotW, Balloon Man, MADAM HOURGLASS
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>>30471235
Velocity Raptor. Just try to keep the SCIENCE to a minimum.
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>>30471235
Omen because he needs screen time.
Robomaid because she's loyal and responsible.
Balloon Man because I'm gay for him.
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>>30471260
>>30471266
>Queenie
I was going to object, but then I realized that she's probably the best source of self-confidence in the world. Lord knows that nobody else we know really believes in themselves.

Kid needs self-confidence. I vote Queenie 2014.
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>>30471235
Hmm. Can't go with Balloon Man, he's got that dark as fffuck past and all.

Oh I know, invite Rider!
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>>30471291
This. I want to crawl out of Sparkle's head and stare at the egg.
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>>30471235
>His parents
C'mon, they're going to be grandparents.
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>>30471235
Chet, because he is super-legit.
Velocity Raptor, because he is smart and not crazy or a dick.
MM, because she's level-headed.
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>>30471235
Lyrical Princess Raindrops
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If you combine Caffornicator and Rena do you get a person with a normal sex drive?
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>>30471235
Can we ask how he knows so much about Magical Girl eggs?
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>>30471235
Cynthia, Rena, Omen, Madame Hourglass, Bridgette, Chet Manlystache, Balloon Man, Queen of the World, uuuh...

Do we know any other villains who are decent people?
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>>30471235
>Rena
>Balloon Man
>Hourglass (She's your friend right?)
>Maybe Chet Manlystach
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>>30471235
>some people who won't completely fuck up my kid.
You might need to go and meet some new people.
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>>30471235
I thought you were keeping this a secret so that villains don't try to break it? That said, INVITE EVERYONE and have a well-rounded baby!

Then have some turrets and shit installed around your home so that nobody can get close to it without permission.
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>>30471291
Agreed. This can only end well.
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>>30471337
Hmm.
I think some magical science clones are in order.
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>>30471335
THIS.

It will make yo kid so polite and moe
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>>30471235
>B: "I've never felt more calm in my life."
>calm in my life
>calm in my life

THE BABY TOOK ALL HIS MADNESS
PANIC
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>>30471337
No, you get >>30471335
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>>30471335
She's dead.
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>>30471335
how did we forget about her?

And fuck you 4chan, I'm not spamming you hunk of shit
>>
To people voting for villains: Why would they give half a shit?

Your options are probably limited to heroes and the Monster family. That being said:

Bridgette for courage
Cynthia for self-confidence/"Family First" mentality
Rena for a dash of innocence/magic resistance via density
Grandpa Monster for UNSPEAKABLE POWER!
Velocity Raptor for smarts and a healthy craving for the flesh of one's enemies
Balloon Man for whimsy
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>>30471291
I'm straining as hard as I can to force us to materialize and spend time with egg.
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>>30471361
Awesome, let's do this. Get Rena and Caffornicator at that egg.
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>>30471335
YES,
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>>30471235
in SPARING AMOUNTS, you can induce rena and cynthia. A little bit of each.

In larger amounts... shit. Who's stable?
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>>30471235
Honestly, it doesn't matter which of your friends you have over, as long as they only visit and aren't around for hours and hours.

have a huge baby shower.
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>>30471387
>Caffornicator
it needs love, not sex.

Though... I guess her presence might counter Rena's complete lack of sexdrive.
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>>30471235
These two
>>30471291
>>30471335
>>
>>30471235
Balloon Man
Rena
Hourglass
Chet Manlystach
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Queen of the World is obviously the best choice.

I mean, it's not like she has problems of her own or anything.

(I started drawing this last thread)
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>>30471411
So Rena, Caffornicator, and Bridgette?
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>>30471392
Nobody I'm afraid.
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>>30471409
>huge baby shower
I worry that such a gathering might just be a target for QK.
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>>30471428
Nice.
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>>30471378
>Balloon Man for whimsy
Swap him out for Queenie for confidence.
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>>30471428
>Not in period-appropriate transparent fine silk
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>>30471378
Queen of the World is a pretty cool chick.

Self confidence is good.
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>>30471452
Again: Why would Queen give a fuck?
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>>30471428
Awesome work.

Can you post the Balloon Man one? I never saved it.
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>>30471455
The city's weather is too cold for that kind of shit to fly
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>Queen
>Self confidence

it's all a front she is literally a walking mass of insecurities
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>>30471468
New subjects are adorable.

Look how sparkly this new peasant will turn out!
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>>30471468
conversely. Why WOULDN'T she. Egg-dorable.
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>>30471468
1. She is always happy.
2. She likes Rena, so Rena might be able to convince her.
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>>30471488
She's also kind of a terrible person
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>>30471468
Just use the following:

"This egg takes on the traits of people around it, and I think it having your traits would be fantastic, given how amazing you are."

And she'd be there before you could blink.
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>>30471475
No problem.

I mean, you could just dig back through the archives for it, but eh.
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>>30471491
>>30471497
>>30471504
>>30471509

Fair points all around. I concede.
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>>30471480
Did anyone else notice the pyramids in the background of picture 6?
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>>30471528
I thought those were mountains with a massive hole in them from a DBZ style overpowered beam attack.
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>>30471523
Oops, sorry for not doing that! But thank you for re-posting it, I really appreciate that.
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>>30471523
LIMEBREAKER
GET BACK TO RUNNING YOUR QUEST
but seriously, it's the only reason i still occasionally drop by tgchan
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>>30471528
huh. No, I didn't. I was distracted by the power-lines overhead.
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>>30471556
Cute harpies are cute.
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>>30471564
and y'know, the whole aura of "alleyness" projected by the top half of the image.
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>>30471335
Man, I would love to. But I think she's still exploring ruins or something?
I'll call her next time.
=====================================

>Sparkle assembles a good list of both Heroes and Villains to come and meet the egg. A few S-Class are there. Balloon-Man, Madam Hourglass, and the kid's grandma Monster Matriarch. Queen of the World also insists on coming along once Sparkle mentions it. Rena, Bridgette, and Cynthia are invited as well. The house if filled with people from both Associations but there is no fighting. Instead everyone is quite happy. Sparkle even sees Ben laugh with his family.
>The egg is brought out and everyone gets a chance to hold it.

R: "Oh my god this is so cute and tiny. I want an egg now."

QW: "Peasant. Let me see. I wish to see the egg."

R: "Hold on. Sparkle, how did you even get this? I mean... Do you lay eggs?"

QW: "Let me see it."

"No, I don't lay eggs. It just... Appears."

QW: "I demand that you let me see it!"

R: "Hold on, I-"
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>>30471235
just... invite the people who'll make you the happiest, Sparkle. and have Ben do the same.

Then look over each other's lists just to be sure that neither of you wants to invite someone whos a bad idea.
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>>30471664
>Insta-hatch
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>>30471664
OH SHIT RENA NO
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT ALL YOUR TRAITS AND HATCH IT RIGHT NOW
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>>30471664
>R: "Hold on, I-"
Oh god no.
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>>30471664
Why would you trust Rena to hold it?
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>>30471664
>roll 1d20
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>>30471664
In before QotW-Rena drop it and the world ends
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>>30471664
>Hold on
>1/2
RIP in peace, Egg
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>>30471682
yeah, Rena. Make room for at least - a little - QOTW
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Rolled 20

>>30471700
nat 1 inc
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Rolled 15

>>30471700
>>
Rolled 7

>>30471700
RENA NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 2

>>30471700

WHY
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>>30471700
;_;
whelp, rena just made the baby retarded.
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>>30471715
I love you.
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Rolled 18

>>30471700
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>>30471715
CLUTCHEST OF CRITS
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>>30471715
Oh thank god
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>>30471715
so fucking based
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>>30471715
WHAAAAA

oh dice
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>>30471715
DEFIED!
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Rolled 12, 7, 11, 3, 14 = 47

>>30471700
CATCH IT, THE MONSTER!
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Rolled 3

>>30471700
PLEASE NO
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Rolled 13

>>30471700
egg? egg? EEEEEEGGGGGG

hahaha
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>>30471715
RULES OF NATUREEEE
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>>30471715
Thank heaven The Monster caught it without breaking it!
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Rolled 12

>>30471715
hahahahaha
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Rolled 16

>>30471715

Based Anon.
>>
>Writing
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>>30471715
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
THANK YOU BASED DICEGODS
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Rolled 20

>>30471715
well holy crap.
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>>30471700
>And Rena's body was never found

Monster Sparkle new MC?
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Rolled 3

>>30471743
CATCH IT, THE MONSTER!
oh, god no.
>>
Next time we'll get fucked over.
>roll for bridgette to not die
>nat 1
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>>30471715
well, we know he has his mom's luck
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>>30471715
You magnificent man.
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>>30471664
Queen of the World is adorable.
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>>30471768
2 20s?

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, IT'S GONNA HATCH.
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>>30471768
D-D-D-DOUBLE CRIT!

Stop rolling, you fucks!
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>>30471768
>>30471715
guys i think the baby inherited renas luck powers.
seriously.
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>>30471715
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>>30471779
EVERY single Hero and villain catches it simultaneously with every power at their disposal..
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>>30471664
>Rena's face
So goddamn adorable.

So goddamn resistant to shipping.
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>>30471795
Tell that to the demon she fought last.
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I love The Monster's Oh Shit! face.
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>>30471808
There's suddenly a sad crunching sound
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>>30471808
It then gains all of said powers.
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>>30471830
That's because she gave Rena her luck, remember?
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>>30471841
OR a happy crunching sound, followed by chirping.
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>>30471862
I remember she gave her a little luck.
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>>30471796
Other than the obvious Boku no Pico, what is this from?
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>>30471862
on that note, Sparkle, take some of your luck back from Rena, you'll need it.
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>>30471898
Chuunibiyo
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Rolled 18

>>30471768
>>30471715
>>30471700
D-D-Double crit
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>>30471898
I would hazard a guess that it is Witchcraft Works
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>As the egg drops something quickly and gently catches it, making sure to soften it's landing. Monster Master holds it up and grins.

MM+: "Ara ara~ Rena, dear, you really should be more careful~"

>Sparkle goes from terrified, to relieved, then to pissed off. Queen of the World and Rena can only see the egg from a distance now.
>Monster Master hands the egg back to Sparkle.

MM+ "Told you I'd be the best aunt~"

"Yeah, you did."

Geeze... That was fucking close. Also this thing is glowing really bright.
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>>30471883
Chirping?
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>>30471700
>>30471715
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>>30471898
chuunibyou something something some japanese thing.
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Sparkle, she just dropped your child

Your once in a lifetime child with the man you love

She dropped it

You take her out back and beat her with a tire iron. I am not joking. There is nothing that she can do to atone for that, I do not care how the child is saved. You beat that retarded bitch till she cries blood.
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>>30471918
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>>30471921
Is that a crack? Or does the egg somehow have a hair out of place?
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>>30471921
Take Rena out back and kill her then replace her with a daemon that imitates her so nobody notices
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>>30471921
hold it tight and whisper "I love you"
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>>30471924
Eggs hatch anon, eggs hatch.
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>>30471921
Thanks... sis :3
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>>30471921
It's gonna hatch! That was quick.
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>>30471844
The Sparkly Monstrous Hourglass of Inflated Polymorphic Rocks
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>>30471921
Thank MM+. Seriously, thank her. With a heartfelt hug, because goddamn she is the best and your life would genuinely be worse if she was not on your side.
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>>30471935
>that extremely pissed off U-Boat anon staying for the babby sparkle.
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>>30471921
IT'S ALMOST HATCHING TIME
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>>30471935
Woah, woah, woah. Look at her hands in the second panel, then consider how an egg is shaped, not to mention the distribution of weight in something like that would naturally be lower, thus a lower center of gravity.

The thing jumped. I don't know how, but it wasn't Rena's or Queenie's fault.
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>>30471898
Your google-fu is weak, young one.
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Rolled 16

>>30471921
is he/she gaining Rena's luck powers?
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>>30471935
Yep.
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>>30471963
This.
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>>30471911
>>30471934
Thanks.
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it's the glow of happiness.
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>>30471921
Little did they know that the glow was due to radioactivity.
Later everybody was sweating blood.
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>>30471921
Totally Queen's fault. Glare at her a bit.
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>>30471973
WIth BALLOONS!
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>>30471935
To be fair, it's a Magical Monster Egg. We're not actually sure how resilient it is to physical damage.

I'd REALLY rather not find out.

Thank MM+, Sparkle.
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>>30471963
This :3
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>>30471921
Give SINCERE HUGS to MM+
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>>30471921
Christ, Sparkle, did you spend a lot of time on the exercise bike or something? It shouldn't already be hatching.

Does someone at the party have Flame Body or something?
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>>30471996
I think I woke up my neighbours with laughing. Thank you <3
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>>30472033
The Monster probably, certainly not Ignis
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>>30472033
That guy died.
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>>30472033
It's definitely not Reina, she's just Oblivious
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>>30471982
Yeah, it's really weird how it did that. Possibly the same reason it is glowing?
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Oh god, what if Rena is one of those other eggs and she's completely oblivious because she reproduces from happy feelings instead of from sex?
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>>30471921
Tell those idiots to make their own eggs, geeze.
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>>30472122
That... makes a surprising amount of sense.
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>>30472122
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>>30472122
Pffthahahaha
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>>30472121
Trying to break through the shell? I mean, heroes and villains all in one place, at peace, enjoying a literal in-universe miracle? Probably enough sap flowing through the place to drown the world in syrup.
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>>30472122
OH GOD SHE'S THE RESULT OF LPR FONDLING QotW
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>>30472122
>she reproduces from happy feelings instead of from sex?
Wouldn't she have like a billion chilluns at this point?
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>>30472122
Sparkle said Rena had no magical girl powers.

Besides, if she was hatched from a Magical Girl egg, she wouldn't have shot down Bridgette. Knowwhadahmsaiyan?
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>>30472122
I think she just doesn't produce estrogen. A pretty mundane problem, really.
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>>30472167
She's never held anyone's hand.
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>>30472167
No? She didn't have any friends other than kitty before the quest started. Just a guy she dated for a few days, then moved away to break up with
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>>30472166
I thought that was Pringle Guard.
Unless this egg is PG, mentally unstable from so many different influences at once
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>>30472180
I'm not picturing an aged British gentleman hunting Rena with a tranq gun modified to fire syringes of synthetic estrogen, and the whole thing's being bankrolled by Cynthia for Bridgette's benefit.
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>QoTW
>Let me see it. Let me see it. Come on, let me see it.

oh god.
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>>30472191
>She didn't have any friends other than kitty before the quest started.
Fuck, now I'm imaging a litter of Rena Catgirls.
BQ/QB2/whatever is her estranged son/daughter that she forgot about because she's Rena
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>>30472202
The most dangerous game.
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>>30472202
>Am now picturing

Fucking hell.
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>>30472167
no, because egg gestation rate is very very low.

>>30472179
She doesn't. She has the potential to handle MG energy, but LPRs power source ran out and Rena never inherited any.

This is why she could use the hat and the focus with no problem, though.
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>>30472187
She kissed Sparkle, though.
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>>30472217
Kirbay. Name is Kirbay.
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>>30472231
It sounds better when you don't correct it. Absurdely specific denial and all.
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>>30472215
How like a younger sibling.
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>Sparkle gives Monster Master a friendly pat on the shoulder. She doesn't do hugs.
>With the egg back in a safe place the group continues to sit around and enjoy each other's company.
>A knock at the door breaks the pleasant mood. Sparkle slowly approaches it, ready to retaliate if it were someone with hostile intentions.
>When she opens it she sees one of her best friends.

"Raindrops?"

RD: "Sparkle! Hey, just got your text! Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the party?"

"Uhm... No. Please, come in..."

Wow...
I haven't seen her in... Years.
She's aged.

>Raindrops goes over and Ben is quite shocked as well. After getting her autograph (again) he introduces her to their egg, which is now almost filling the room with light.

RD: "Hey, Sparkle? How long have you had this egg?"

"Uhm... A day? Why?"

RD: "It's glowing pretty bright for just a day... The only other ones I saw took a while. Though, those magical girls tended to be a rather depressed lot... Still."

...
Should I kick everyone out?
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>>30472202
>implying thats not cynthia chasing rena around with an estrogen gun.
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>>30472248
No, she merely tried to kiss Sparkle, Sparkle stopped her.
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>>30472248
It was more of an attempted kiss.
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I wonder how much of this quest is just Larro reading the comments and thinking "Sure, let's go with that"
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>>30472122
She's Lyrical Princess Raindrop's kid

It all makes sense now
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>>30472252
...you know, you have a point.

Jolly good!
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>>30472266
quick go find bridgette and make her hold the egg
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>>30472266
THE MOE HAS RETURNED
DON'T KICK EVERYONE OUT, THAT WOULD BE RUDE
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>>30472266
Unless you want everyone there for the hatching, probably.
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>>30472266
Don't kick people out, you're on the home stretch!
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>>30472266
Naw, let 'em watch.
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>>30472266
>that sad and depressed QotW
thats an interesting background picture.
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>>30472266
Yes because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BABY SUPPLIES YET AAAAAAAA
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>>30472266
Rena, say hi to your mom.
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>>30472279
Rena DOES kind of look like her.

>>30472266
Yeah, but don't send them home. You want to be the first ones to hold the kid, right?
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>>30472270
with a extravagant moustache and a wonderfully terrible british accent
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>>30472266
question her
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how will you feel when the baby turns out to be a super buff lizard
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>>30472266
>Should I kick everyone out?
Nah, let that sucka pop.
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>>30472266
shit, really?

We don't need this many people around for this thing hatching.

Right?
I'm not sure.
It's probably embarrassing or something.

Also poor, poor QoTW.
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>>30472266
Maybe ask The Monster to wear sunglasses so he doesn't mindbreak your child.
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>>30472266
Kick everyone out? Heavens, no. It's already too late, and they might as well see what they've spawned.

Also, introduce Raindrops to Rena.
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>>30472266
LYRICAL I HAVE NO BABY SUPPLIES GET ME SOME

AND SOME SCALE OIL FROM A PET STORE

GO GO GO
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>>30472329
show queenie the egg.

Being queenie is suffering, that should delay the birth a bit.
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>>30472266
>QotW: Go ask for Round 2
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>>30472342
FUCK! REAL MOTHERS HAVE MONTHS TO PREPARE FOR THIS SHIT! WAIT, I AM A REAL MOTHER! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-

>Panic Mode: Engage
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>>30472266
What's up with the pink on her hand?
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>>30472266

Man, QoTW is looking really uncomfortable right now. You should introduce her to Raindrops, maybe she can style her hair into something cheerful for the occasion!
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>>30472266
No. Frankly, it's all to the good to have the egg hatch ASAP- as long as it's in egg form, it's vulnerable and in need of protection.
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>>30472122
>>30472279
That egg that got destroyed? Hatched in secret and turned out to be Rena. Still got mauled though, which explains the density
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>>30472266
...am I the only one who thinks this is a trap?
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>>30472381
Oh fuck, I thought that was blood from her blistered hands or something.
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>>30472395
The baby is vulnerable, in need of protection, AND mobile
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>>30472381
You know, LPR lost her powers.

Nothing says she can't get them back.

She's going to crush it with that fucking shovel.
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>>30472410
sparkle is the one who suggested kicking everyone out, not raindrops
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>>30472381
>>30472410
>>30472412
BQ came to the party.
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>>30472410
Hmm, yeah. Maybe that thing's a bomb or something.
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>>30472266
GROUP HUG
MAXIMUM HAPPINESS
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>>30472410
probably, worse comes to worse though theres a fuckton of high level folk here so its not like the baddie can fight off literally everyone here.
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>>30472381
It's sparkle paint from when she created a fake egg in order to get close to and kill Sparkle
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>>30472279
LPR x QotW = Rena
See? Maths. Proves it!

Sparkle: Come to think of it, why did QotW lose so many powers from when LPR first fought her?
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>>30472444
Not the point.

LPR shows up out of the blue from a dig site fuck knows where inside of a day just from a text message.
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>>30472446
>BQ came to the party.
seems unlikely.

If Raindrops was a disguise, she'd look like MGS expected her to look. Not... old.
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>>30472266
What's with the shovel?
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>>30472451
I think the cat can literally fight off everyone here. This would be like a buffet of super powers.
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>>30472381
Shit.
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>>30472451
Depends. I don't know what LPR could have sacrificed to get her powers back, but IIRC, the scale of the powers depends on the scale of the sacrifice.
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>>30472471
and there is only one inhabitable place in the whole world. pretty much a days travel i'd say
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>>30472491
She was explorin ruins.
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>>30472497
the monster.
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>>30472266
Call her cell phone. If it's really her, she'll hear it ring.
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>>30472497
We know Monster can beat him. The Matriarch is here so we're safe.
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>>30472507
wait what?
when the hell did we find out about that, cause i don't remember that one.
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>>30472513
It's a shovel she made from her Blood Powers.

>>30472529
>implying QK can be beat the same way twice without become invulnerable to it
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>>30472388
"Hey, Queen. This is Lyrical Princess Raindrops."

RD: "Hahaha, Sparkle. It's just Raindrops now. I- Wait, did you say Queen of the World?"

>The Queen looks up at the old magical girl.

QW: "Who is this peasant?"

RD: "..."

...
Is there something between them that I'm not aware of?
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>>30472543
Back here
>>30469394
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>>30472525
>>30472529
Guess so, but his teleporting is pretty OP. I admit, it seems stupid unlikely it's him, but I also don't see why he couldn't pull this off.
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>>30472543
see >>30469921
>>Also: What happened to the rest of the planet? What's this about there only being ONE city left?
>Long story.
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>>30472497
monster+matriarch= really really dead cat.
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>>30472555
Nah, must be your imagination
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>>30472555
Oh man Raindrops can ruffle her hair for the first time all over again!
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>>30472555
Yes. Queen died though so she doesn't remember.
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>>30472555
I'm sure it's nothing
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>>30472555
...she doesn't know Raindrops.

BAIL!
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>>30472555
Yes. We won't tell you though. It would be awkward.
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>>30472555
introduce her to rena :D
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>>30472555
"introduce them. clearly they have never met before in their lives. mention Queen's soft silky hair. That should be a good conversation starter."
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>>30472559
huh, thanks anon.
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if there was queen would have forgotten. remind raindrops of that.
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>>30472555
RUFFLE THAT HAIR
RUFFLE IT HARD
DO IT DO IT DO IT
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>>30472529
Also, MMA would squish him before anybody even blinked.

>>30472555
They used to be lovers.
... Well, LPR was a lovER. QotW was a lovED.
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>>30472555
Good thing Sparkle can't see the pictures we post and does have to suffer through viewing the sordid trysts of her friend and mentor.
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>>30472555
UH OH

The sadness this will cause will cause the Egg to return to a zygote!
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>>30472555
Raindrops + QotW = Rapedrops
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Rolled 11

>>30472555
LPR: Roll to fail to resist urge to molest hair again
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>>30472555
Raindrops, you need a shower.
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>>30472610
>does have to suffer
Doesn't have to, rather.
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>>30472555
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaah

Wait, you said you can see the images, right?
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>>30472555
Ask!
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>>30472627
>that skirt bulge
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>>30472608
>... Well, LPR was a lovER. QotW was a lovED.
LPR got paid for it, too.
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>>30472646
It's a knee, dummy.
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>>30472666
Your point?
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>>30472610
>>30472627
>>30472643
Wait, i can't remember this. Which thread is this? When was this? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?
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>>30472678
>Queenieposting.png
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Rolled 11

>>30472678

Because you weren't there.

Check it up on suptg.

It was so lewd.
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>>30472678
>WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?
QotW pls stay

It was literally last thread.
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>>30472678
qotw please
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30362496
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>>30472678
last thread, it happened last week yo.
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>>30472678
Hi QotW.
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>>30472699
shit i missed a thread then
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>>30472678
said QOTW
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>>30472696
>>30472699
>>30472701
>>30472708
>>30472713
Queenmind
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>>30472701
>>30472711
>>30472713
QOTW-mind
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Wait, how do we know that LPR lost her powers? Where was that mentioned? I don't remember that from the last thread...
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>>30472610
>>30472620
>>30472627
>>30472643
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS!?
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>>30472643
I wonder what happened to their lovechild-egg... I hope Raindrops didn't leave it with QotW.
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>>30472742
Sparkle mentioned it when she first met Rena, I think.
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>>30472742
Well she's aged and Sparkle is the last magical girl.
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>>30472742
The "Just Raindrops now" kind of implies it.
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>>30472743
SHE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN
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>>30472743
Because we're dicks!
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>>30472743
Same reason we do anything else

Shits and giggles.
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>>30472743
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>30472743
YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T SEE THEM
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>>30472743
You're the one that asked.
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>>30472743
Oh.. no reason. Might want to look behind for a moment.
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>>30472744
Yeah woah that's some pretty serious handholding there. B-b-bareskin too.
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>>30472743
You also might want to inform Raindrops that Queen died recently and won't remember her before she gets too sad.
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>>30472730
>>30472734
Queen-mind-mind
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>>30472743
because you let Rose die
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>>30472743
YOU STARE INTO THE VOICES AND THE VOICES STARE BACK

>>30472744
EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
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>>30472743
Aaaaaaaand, that's your last thought before the egg hatches.

That's when the kid is born.

That's what will influence him/her the most.
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>>30472743
It's an accident!
Also do you think rena might be their kid?
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>>30472743
because that expression is SO worth it.
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>>30472743
Don't look behind you, but it's about to happen all over again.
And you were the one who said they couldn't see them.

Touch fluffy hair.
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>>30472813
No!

B: "Uhm... Sparkle?"

"What!?"

>Ben points to the egg.
>It's glowing bright pink. There's a crack in it.

W-what..? No...
Not now...
I'm not ready!
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...Sorry...
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>>30472850

MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE ITS SEES!!!
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>>30472850
THINK HAPPY, COMPETENT THOUGHTS
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>>30472850
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>30472850
OH MAN
OH MAN
I DONT HAVE A REACTION IMAGE FOR THIS
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>>30472850
Is anyone ever truly ready for childbirth
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>>30472850
Make yourself ready, Sparkle.
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>>30472850

ITS HAPPENING
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Rolled 20

>>30472850

toss it
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>>30472850
>W-what..? No...
>Not now...
>I'm not ready!
almost no-one ever is.

the true secret of parenthood

shell-shock
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>>30472850
TOO LATE BITCH!

HERE IT COMES!

>END OF THREAD
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>>30472850
It doesn't matter if you're ready! Be there for it!
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>>30472743
To see how you'd react, mostly.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

QotW has such a cute aheago
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>>30472850
Quick!
Remember a happier time!
Remember when you were like this!
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>>30472850
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>>30472850
Damn. My only "It's happening" reaction pictures are Ron Paul.
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>>30472850
Go love that egg, dammit!

No matter how Renatarded it may be, it's still your child!
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>>30472850
Just think over and over 'please be human' and try not to think about adorable lamia babies.
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>>30472850
quick!
Be FULL of motherly love!
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>>30472850
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQx-H2av1PM
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>>30472850
HAPPY THOUGHTS

LOVING THOUGHTS
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>>30472850
It's better this way. Nobody will be able to just smash the egg.
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>>30472850

Nobody is ever truly ready for parenthood.

But you can do it. It's not gonna be easy, but we believe in you.
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>>30472850
No one's really ready for parenthood, but it's something you've got to do. You've got a kind heart; I think you'll do a good job. Just think about love, and hope, and happiness.
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>>30472850
No one ever really is. You'll be fine.
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>>30472850
rolling for Baby CHA
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>>30472918
Shadow Master needs those though.

All of them.
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Rolled 6

>>30472971
>>30472850
lets try again
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Rolled 17, 12, 5, 1, 4, 9 = 48

>>30472971
Rolling for stats, top to bottom, 3d6, because FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!
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>>30472850
It's your kid either way Sparkle. And hey, think of it like this. Thanks to everyone what would take months or years took a day. I say you have a good batch of family and friends.
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>>30472982
Stop that. You're not helping.
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>>30472999
>Thanks to everyone what would take months or years took a day.
Turns out this was 95% because of Rena and therefore it will get 95% of its personality from Rena
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Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12

>>30472997
Re-rolling for Int because I did not think this through.
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>>30472997
>1 int

Goddamnit, rena.
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>The egg wiggles and cracks. From within she can hear something moving around. Everyone is deathly silent now and gathers around the table.
>There's another cracking sound and the glow suddenly vanishes as a tiny piece of the egg falls off.

Oh god oh god oh god oh god.
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Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6

>>30472997
alright lets do this then
roll 1
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>>30473024
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>30473024
GET HYPE
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Rolled 2, 4, 5 = 11

>>30473016
>>30473026
roll 3
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>>30473024
Find Ben. Hold his hand.
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>>30473024
Something horrible's going to happen. I can feel it coming.
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>>30473024
Don't worry. You've got enough love in your heart for a child.
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>>30473024
BE STRONG SPARKLE, BE HAPPY
IT'S FINALLY HERE
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>>30473057
Are you trying to give her another egg
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>>30473026
>>30473050
can you fuck off
please
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Rolled 6, 3, 6, 3, 2, 5, 6, 3, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 5, 6, 1, 1, 3 = 63

>>30472997
1d18 is not the same as 3d6! Here, let me do it.
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>>30473024
inb4 Cuebay pops out of the egg
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>>30473024
EEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>30473057
This. You need emotional support right now.
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Rolled 3

>>30473024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHq7enLNWo

throw egg
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>>30473057
>>30473057
>>30473057
>>30473057
>>30473057
>>30473057
THIS! HE IS YOUR HAPPY TIME!
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Rolled 10

>>30473062
Something wonderful is going to happen
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>>30473057
>holding hand
>proceed to immediately have second egg
don't be an asshole anon.
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>>30473024
>egg cracks open
>there's just some confetti and a card
>card reads "Try again later"
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>>30473024
inb4 cliffhanger
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>>30473024
Who's behind you?
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>>30473057
In front of e-everyone?
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Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10

>>30473024
If it's a girl, ask Ben for permission to name it Rose.
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>>30473106
oh god OP would be a god tier troll if that happened.
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>>30473057
that's what started this in the first place!
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is it too late to get an abortion?
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>>30473074
inb4 a lifetime supply of fishsticks pops out of the egg. AND A THE CHEAT
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>>30473118
But how will he remember what day it is today?
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>>30473024
get VERY close to the egg.

Make sure it imprints on you.
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>>30473073
So that's 15 11 13 7 13 5.
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>>30473134
The last time we ate fish sticks, we ended up with purple snake babies.
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>>30473138
Cast Sparkle Shield on the egg. Right now.
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Rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10

>>30473147
... what an low/average baby...
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>>30473138
Fuck that, we're an emotional wreck. Give it to someone who isn't damaged goods.
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>>30473150
>not watching Homestar Runner
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>>30473024
REMEMBER YOUR LAMAZE BREATHING.
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>>30473134
>AND A THE CHEAT
>implying you don't want the cheat to live with you
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>>30473184
the good times are DEFINATELY over.
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>>30473201
>implying I implied that
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>Egg cracks open

>It's Vince Mcmahon's face

IT WAS ME SPARKLE

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
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>>30473226
yes, YES!
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>Finally a bigger chunk falls off. The egg stops cracking and now rocks back and forth. She hears a tiny hissing sound as something begins to make it's way out.
>Sparkle's child wiggles it's way out of the egg partway. It has half of it's body out before it seems to get tired and falls asleep, resting on the remainder of it's shell. It's upper body appears to be human but it's entire lower body is a long snake. She swears she can hear a pair of Ara Aras behind her, but pays them no mind. The child has a full set of very sharp pointy teeth. Sparkle's new kid also has her blonde hair color.
>And freckles.

Oh my god.
I'm a mom.
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>821 Replies
>75 Images
>Page 8

Jesus we have no kind of lives.
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>>30473249
Holy shit that is one cute fucking baby
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>>30473249
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>30473249
QUICK! IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?!
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>>30473249
THE FREEEEEEEEEECKLES
RENA MK. II CONFIRMED
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>>30473249
Yaaaaaay!
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>>30473226
>Larro will probably do this
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>>30473249
ASSIST YOUR SPAWN.
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>>30473276
Yes.

>>30473258
And I am okay with that.
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Rolled 18

>>30473249

so cuteeeeee
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>>30473249
Welcome to the world, little one. You're going to be one hell of a heartbreaker when you grow up.
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>>30473249
WHAT IS IT, SPARKLE!?

GOD DAMN IT!

WE NEED TO KNOW FOR REASONS!
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>>30473249
Is it a boy or a girl?!
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>>30473249
>it has freckles
OH SHIT RENA DID INFLUENCE THIS KID!
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>>30473249
IT ALSO HAS YOUR AHOGE!
IT IS A MAGICAL... BABY!
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>>30473249
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>>30473249
Awwwwwww! It's sooooo awwwwww!
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