>>30446522
Gobble, on a scale from 1-10, how nice is Kat's ass?

>>30446580
Seconding this question. May as well.

>>30446580
>>30446597
In a game of imagination, it's as nice as you want it to be.

>>30446580
>>30446597
This is relevant to my interests also

>>30446580
I'd say about 4 tops, she makes up for it with spunk and initiative.

>>30446580
>>30446621
20

Rolled 1 + 2

>>30446580

>>30446621

So 10/10 Would launch ships?

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Against your instincts you decide to go with him. Before you do though, you ask the nurse for your Pokemon.

The officer waits the extra minute for you to get them. That's a good sign. If there was something fishy she'd probably try to rush you.

You follow her to her motorcycle.

Somehow you know this is your fault. You tell to the officer. "What did Robin do?"

"She took a swing at a respected business owner. He's not pressing charges, but we need to keep her awhile until she sobers up."

You instinctively cover your mouth to keep your breath from giving you away. Your body tenses as you try to remain calm. You still have a lot of adrenaline in your system making.

The officer continues. "She's lucky. We get a lot of party animals this time of year and can't bother with all of them. First time offender. She'll be out with a warning before you know it."

That's a huge relief. You're glad she's OK, but at the same time, you're not sure if you want to see her just yet.

You arrive at the station and the officer leads you directly to a small interview room. They offer you a few beverages and ask you the same questions as the operator did.

One of the interviewing officers changes the subject from what you saw to you. "You've been showing up police records a lot. You're a very unlucky individual." You know that tone. He wants to accuse you of something but doesn't have proof. They tell you to call if you remember anything else.

You're left to go about your business. One officer thanks you for your time, the other gives you the stink eye.

You see Vance in the waiting room reading a magazine. He hasn't noticed you yet.

>Tell Vance about Hornbeam
>Tell Vance everything, from your confession to where you are now
>Ask Vance about what Robin did
>Ask Vance something else (write-in)
>Just wait for Robin. You want to talk to her first

>>30446651
>>Just wait for Robin. You want to talk to her first

>>30446651
>Ask Vance something else (write-in)
Ask about the Pokemon

>>30446651
>Just wait for Robin. You want to talk to her first

>>30446651

Goddamnit Robin.

Ask Vance what Robin did.

>>30446651
>Tell Vance everything, from your confession to where you are now
"This is my fault oh god I'm so terrible."

>>30446651
Try and avoid Vance. You're toxic-reme-

>Sic'd by Vance

"Woof."

>>30446651
>Ask Vance about what Robin did
>tell Vance about Hornbeam

Sonofabitch. I can't lose more sleep. Don't fuck everything up guys.

>>30446694
>She took a swing at a respected business owner

>>30446651
>a ask Vance about what Robin did

Don't tell him about what happened though

>>30446651
>Tell Vance about Hornbeam
>Ask Vance about what Robin did

Conspicuously avoid eye contact

>>30446651
>Just wait for Robin. You want to talk to her first

>>30446706

we want more details, Vance probably at least knows what the fuck she was doing leading up to that

>>30446651
>Ask Vance something else (write-in)
'Vance, my man!'

'Hey Vance, you're a straight A bro for hanging with us in these hard times. I wish I could stay and wait for Robin, but I was up all night, and I really need my beauty rest. You tell Robin we can catch up in the hotel, if she likes.'

>>30446651
>Ask Vance about what Robin did

>>30446651
>>Tell Vance about Hornbeam

danger first

>>30446651
>>Tell Vance about Hornbeam
>>Ask Vance about what Robin did

>>30446734
I think it was some threads ago, Robin was working as a waitress, some guy grabbed her ass, she decked him. Unless it's a new infraction.

>>30446771
> we need to keep her awhile until she sobers up.

Sounds like she's at least drunk on top of it.

we're such a bad influence. Kat is sets her race back decades

>>30446867
I think she got drunk, went to the police and confessed her previous crime, as a panic response to us fleeing. She wants to be punished. kinky

>>30446651
>>30446766
I agree with both but I also like to apologize to Vance like this,
>>30446698
But without the full confession still to painful for that but I do think Kat would blame herself.

>>30446893
I'm thinking the guy who groped her is the guy who pressed charges. Totally justified.

>>30446915
butt Gobble said he wasn't pressing charges

>>30446943
Oh. Shit, right. That bitch is crazy.

>>30446943
he also isn't an owner. I'm guessing she got drunk and punched the hotel owner

>>30446978
I doubt the hotel owner would sue her. Even if she does we can threaten to go public about the whole spying on customers

>>30446978
The patron could have been a business owner. It doesn't need to be the hotel/restaurant owner.

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You sit down by Vance. He takes a second to notice you. "Kat!" He practically yells your name. He gives you a big hug. It seems out of place, but it's good to have a human happy to see you. "Where have you been?" Also weird. You weren't gone long.

You tell him about running into Hornbeam, but not why you went to the caves in the first place. He listens and strokes his imaginary beard.

"I'm glad your safe," he gives you another hug. Now that is a little more appropriate, but he's being really comforting and it's feeling odd.

You change the subject. "What happened to Robin? They told me she's drunk and hit someone?"

Vance nods. "Neither of you came back to meet me at the Pokemon center." You note the lack of bitterness in his voice. "I looked around and went back to the hotel. Robin...uh. Robin had some wine. She was upset about..." He looks at the floor. "She was upset. We had a good long talk, and she asked me to get her Pokemon from the center for her. When I got back, she was gone." They talked? How much does he know? Is that why he's acting weird? Vance continues "She ran into hotel owner that fired her and slugged him right on the street when he said something to her. I was too far away to hear it, but I saw it. She's got a great right hook."

Vance tries to get you to laugh with him, but you can't find any laughter.

He might not know what happened with you two, but he does know about your feelings.

>Ask him for advice on how to talk to her
>Ask about who he likes. Not like today can get more awkward anyway
>Ask what they talked about
>Just wait. It probably won't be much longer
>Something else

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about

Spaghetti

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about
>Ask him for advice on how to talk to her
try not to sound worried or upset
sound very worried and upset

>>30447091
>>Just wait. It probably won't be much longer
I want to sleep goddamnit

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about

>>30447091
>Something else
apologize for ditching him.tell him you swung for the fences...and whiffed it.

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about
>Dine on delicious pocket pasta

>>30447091
>Just wait. It probably won't be much longer

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about

>>30447091
Oh god, this is going to be so awkward.

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about
>Ask him for advice on how to talk to her
this order's probably better

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about
Curiosity kills the Kat

>Asking Vance of all people for advice on how to talk to girls
It's like you want to do even worse

>>30447091
>Ask him for advice on how to talk to her

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about

>>30447091
I've got my plate ready. Let's get some of that sweet, sweet spaghetti flowing.

>>30447146
No, liquor and heartbreak kills the Kat.

>>30447091
>Something else
'Thanks, mate. You've endured a lot from us bad girls.'

'That was.... too honest for me. It's been a long night, only thing that's holding me together is the bottle I downed yesterday. God I need some coffee.'

>>30447218
Grabbing the silver medal, eh?

>>30447091
>>Ask what they talked about

>>30447091
>Ask what they talked about
>Drown Vance in Spaghetti
>Initiate Pastarok

>>30447218
Gaaaay

>>30447218
or we could not start trying to get with Vance immediately after Robin said she needs a little tim

>still trying to sink the /u/boat

>>30447218
We are NOT getting with Vance.

>>30447091
>>Ask what they talked about

>>30447218
we are not hitting on Vance, especially when Robin gave us an "I'm not sure" rather than a "no." And even if we were, this is some shit dialogue

>>30447389
> we

>>30447437
the secret of quests is that we finally get to be the little girl

Rolled 10, 4, 1 = 15

>>30447437
People forget that we're an aggregate of a bunch of voices inside a schizophrenic head. We are not Kat, and just because one person wants one outcome, doesn't give them any right to talk about Kat's decisions as if their opinions are the only ones that matter.

I personally do want to get with Vance, but I'm not going around actively trying to put down people that don't agree with me.

>>30447547
We're like the Geth collective, and Kat is just a single Platform.

>>30447547
Too bad the majority of the entire quest doesn't want to get with Vance.
We is perfectly acceptable considering that's the majority.

>>30447091
Just wait.

Maybe apologize for ditching him.

>>30447600
I dunno man. Geth can agree on stuff.

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They talked? You need to know what they talked about. Stay calm. Be cool. You get up to grab a coffee and sit back down. Calm, collected, cool. You take a sip of your coffee and lean back. You've got this.

"So what-" You spill the coffee all over yourself and Vance. "Sorry!" You get up and try to find something to wipe it with. You end up coming back right away with paper towels from the bathroom. The receptionist gives you a funny look. All you manage is another "Sorry!"

You run back to Vance and give him some to clean up with. "Sorry!" You say again.

He tries not to laugh. You don't see what's so funny. "It's fine. It's no big deal." He dabs his clothes some more, and you both sit back down.

This started poorly. "S-s-so w-what did you guys talk about?" You flip your hair back in the most non-nonchalant way possible, trying to act disinterested.

Vance looks directly at you, but breaks his gaze and plays with his thumbs. "You."

"Oh, so she told you-"

He interrupts you. "Yup."

You take a sip of coffee and listen to the sound of someone on the other side of the waiting room cough. Then the sound of the clock ticking. "I blew it, didn't I?"

He puts his hand on your shoulder. "You're too hard on yourself."

"Not answering the question Vance." You're not mad at him, but you really want a direct answer.

He gives your shoulder a squeeze. "Look. It's not really my place to say anything. The truth is we talked about you and her, but she didn't really tell me where she landed. She did want to go find you though."

"Thanks." That could mean anything! Maybe he has some insight. Not like it could be any worse than anything you've come up with. "What should I do?"

(continued)

>>30447623
They were pretty split about the Old Machines. But I see your point.

>>30447623
Geth don't agree or compromise, they arrive at consensus. It's different.

>>30447641
A minor skirmish.

>>30447628
>Vance Flag: False (Confessed to Robin while suspecting how he felt)
>Robin Flag: False (Punk'd out like a bitch)

Good job breaking it, hero.

>>30447609
I'm not arguing with you man. I see the writing on the wall. I'm just saying, it's kinda insecure of you to go around trying to justify shutting other people out because they don't share your vision.

This is a collective game for a reason, if someone wants to give a write in solution that you don't like, that's their right. If you really are in the majority, they'll lose anyway.

>>30447651
we don't reach consensus either though, just shitposting cold wars until Gobble does the next update.

>>30447681
Man I used to have so many Geth reaction images.
I wish my laptop worked.

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>>30447628
Vance laughs. "I'm really not the person to ask. Want to know a secret?" Of course you do. You lean in. "I was dumped. It was a week before you found me in that cabin. I lost a martial arts tournament and wanted to do some soul searching. That's where I met Alice. Broke my heart. But I got over it."

"Why didn't you say anything before?"

He looks at the floor. "She said I was too fake. So I opened up and she said I was too emotional. I had no idea how to act when you two came by."

It's your turn to rub his shoulder. You're glad he's opening up to you, but not so happy it's a sad story. Even worse, it's a break up story. "So you're telling me that getting rejected isn't so bad?"

Vance looks at you. "No. It's bad. It's the worst. That's not the point. The point is that you need to be open with the people in your life. Just be yourself." You can tell from his tone that he realizes how that sounds coming from his own mouth. "I've been more...open with you and Robin than anyone else, and it's been the best time of my life. You're good friends, but I'd never know that without letting myself get exposed once in awhile."

"Thanks." You say again. You'll want to follow up with him about that another time. You see Robin being led out by an officer. Vance gives you a nod to go talk to her. "I'll be in my room at the hotel," he mouths.

You run over to her as she's let out the door. She sees you but doesn't say anything yet.

>Ask her to talk somewhere private
>Tell her your sorry for running away
>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again
>Ask her how she's doing
>Something else

>>30447733
>>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again
"And I thought I was the wild one..."

>>30447733
>>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again
Start off light, then:
>Ask her to talk somewhere private

>>30447733
>Ask her to talk somewhere private
then a apologize for running away and ask her how she's doing

>>30447733
>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again

>>30447733
>>Ask her to talk somewhere private
>>Tell her your sorry for running away

>>30447733
>Ask her how she's doing

>>30447733
>>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again
awkward joke go!

>>30447733
>Tell her your sorry for running away

This is kind of the priority here?

>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again
>Ask her how she's doing
>Tell her your sorry for running away
>Ask her to talk somewhere private

IN THAT ORDER

>>30447733
>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. again
Awkwardly

>>30447780
Seconding this. No reason to not do all of them.

>>30447778
We do that once we have her alone.

stick 4 here 3 is

>>30447733
Relationships fucking suck.

What's the female version of testicle removal? I want in on that route, other routes a shit.

>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again
We really need to just chill out with the emotions for a little, Jesus Christ. It's to much, to fast.

>>30447780
this

>>30447780
This

>>30447793
meant to quote >>30447780
for the second part

>>30447780
This

For maximum awk

>>30447733
>>Ask her how she's doing
I'm more concerned about how she's feelin' but I'm not opposed to the joke opening

>>30447780
THis

>>30447733
>Make a friendly joke about her being arrested. Again

Botch the delivery completely, transition into
>Tell her your sorry for running away

Botch that as well, transition into
>Ask her to talk somewhere private

No brakes on the spaghetti train.

>>30447780
Pretty logical course of action.

Remember, this is ALL OUR FAULT for freaking out.

At least that's how Kat probably sees it.

>>30447780
probably apologize after going somewhere private

>>30447780
Sure, sounds good to me
>>30447733
Change me vote to this

>>30447794
>What's the female version of testicle removal?

A hysterectomy.

>>30447780
swap 3 and 4, remembering to choke back tears after apologizing. After all, its entirely our fault Robin got arrested, that she's going to feel awkward around us, and for everything else that happened

> /tg/
> first thing you do is apologies
God forbid you get into a car accident

>>30447838
the average anon here is basing their votes off of dating sims, they've never been in a real life relationship.

>>30447924
I take offense at that.

>>30447913
16 year old girls tend not to be the most rational of creatures.

>>30447949
They say the truth hurts.

>>30447924
How dare you say that about all the poor anons!
Just for that, Relationship Score -9.
Don't worry, you can make it back up easily enough. Just buy 3 flowers - they're available at fixed price in Generic Town Centre.

>>30447949
Remember Anon they are just words on the internet. Don't let them bother you.

>>30447913
We ran off after dropping a bomb on her, which she obviously took badly.

How would you handle it?

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"Oh. Hey." Robin says. She's not looking directly at you.

"Hey jailbird," you joke. "They don't give you a prize for getting arrested enough times. Trust me, I know."

She laughs. That makes you laugh too. It's a terrible joke, but if it breaks the tension then you don't care.

"How are you doing?" You both blurt out. She tells you she's fine, but she really wants to know how you're doing.

You tell her everything about what happened with Hornbeam. She looks terrified. She looks like she's about to cry. She gives a scared whimper when you mention the Zubat. "But you're OK, right?"

You nod. "I'm...I'm sorry. That never would have happened if I didn't run away like that. You wouldn't have been arrested either. This whole mess of a day is my fault."

Robin grabs your hand and stops you. "Don't." She looks you in the eyes, and you try to look away. "You don't have anything to b-" She sniffs. "Were you drinking? You give her a look. "N-nevermind."

The moment is a little lost. There are still a lot of people around on the street.

"Want to talk about this somewhere private?" You ask. She nods.

You both head back to your hotel room. It's big enough that you can have a conversation in her room without worry. You both sit down on the massive bed. The sun is still high in the sky though the window. Despite how long the day feels, it's still only late afternoon.

Neither of you say anything. Robin plays with her thumbs. You hate how cute she is when she does that.

>Ask how much time she'll need
>Ask if she has anything she wants to say
>Talk about something unrelated (write-in)
>Something else

>>30447924
>>30448087
Hey, don't shun the thing, it teaches some genuinely helpful things. Such as "it's handy to remember her name, birthday and stuff she likes."

>>30448132
By not getting into a romantic relationship with someone I'm going to spend every second of the day with.

>>30448167
>Ask how much time she'll need
>Ask if she has anything she wants to say

>>30448167
>Apologize for being a shitty friend
>Apologize for being a shitty person
>Apologize
>Repeat infinitely
>Drown in spaghetti

>>30448167
I'm just going to anti-vote >ask how much time she'll need.
We shouldn't make her feel pressured

>>30448167
>Ask if she has anything she wants to say

Don't ask her how much time. Don't put any more pressure on the poor girl.

>>30448168
Shit, so that's what I've been doing wrong

>Something else
It won't do to push her about being ready for a relationship or trying to pull a response from her.

>>30448203
Seconded.

We said we'd give her time. Let's give her time.

>>30448167
I dunno man. I just dunno.

Twiddle thumbs awkwardly and stare at the floor, same as her.

"So... Uh..."

>>30448167
>Apologise for being too hasty
>Ask her why she hit that guy

>>30448167
>So why did you feel like punching the store owner?

>>30448167
"I guess I pushed things too much, huh?"

>>30448167
>Talk about something unrelated (write-in)
"So tomorrow we hike east to Braundalin?"

>>30448167
take a deep breath
apologize for pressuring her, for being a bad friend, and the times we were selfish. Say we'll give her as much time as she needs, and we'll try not to upset her any more

>>30448232
>>30448237
These work.

>>30448167
Suddenly, the wall of the hotel explodes. You throw yourself over Robin, shielding her from the debris flung across the room. You hear the sound of waves slapping against the rocky perimeter of the hot spring, along with a strange whirring sound.

"Hah! Found you!" Hornbeam gloats, pushing his glasses up his nose as he glares down at the two of you from atop his Magenzone. He pulls something out of his coat and takes aim into the room. With a blast, a long mechanical hook on a tether flies out, snagging Robin by the wrist. With the push of a button, he pulls back the tether, hauling the screaming girl into his arm. With a quick motion of his wrist, he knocks her unconscious with the butt of the grapple gun.

"Robin!" Kat cries out, rushing through the massive hole that was once the wall and onto the stone terrace. Hornbeam cackles, levitating into the air.

"You will bring me all the fossils in the museum if you ever want to see your pet again!"

>End of Thread

>>30448265
>>30448202
these work better than asking her how long she needs. Asking that is a dick move

>>30448167
>>Something else
AWKWARD SILENCE. Always and forever.

>>30448167
>Talk about something unrelated (write-in)

Ask her why she's so terrified of Hornbeam? There's got to be more backstory between him and her father that we don't have.

>>30448167
Drown her in apologies
Apologize for running
apologize for pressuring her
apologize for making her uncomfortable with your own wants
Apologize for not being a better friend
apologize for not being good enough
Apologize for apologizing
rinse lather repeat

>>30448298
kek

>>30448202
This

>>30448167
>Ask her why she decided to punch the store owner
>Lead it into an apology
>apologize more
>Ask if she'll still be our companion and tell her you didn't mean to fuck everything up and make things awkward because we're incredible fucking stupid and bad with people and that she doesn't need to feel obligated to love us back, because it's probably not real love right? just some silly attachment for a friend since we've never known either, because we're a pretty horrible person whose done horrible things that she's probably better off traveling without, because just look at how much trouble she's been in since she started traveling with us, we're obviously a bad influence and she's probably better off with Vance

>>30448167
>Something else

We know about Robin's issues, and some of Vance's.

Time to admit our own. Show her how we see ourselves. Remember the dream back in thread 5?

>She's just a worthless punk. A nobody. Look at her, she has the audacity to lie and steal, but she's just a quivering coward.

>>30448396
This.

I got five bucks on Robin letting the rambling apology last two minutes. Anybody in?

>>30448232
>>30448237
this

>>30448396
Yes.

Long ranting apology/self destruction

>>30448404
this after the apologies

>>30448396
Pls incorporate this.

>>30448421
I'd take you up on it if I didn't believe Gobble would be lazy and have Robin cut Kat off quicker than that to minimize the amount of self-deprecation he'd have to write

>>30448396
>one minute too late
fuck

>>30448203
I agree with Anon.

>>30448167
>Ask if she has anything she wants to say
>Talk about something unrelated (write-in)
"Why did you punch the guy?"

>>30448451
>implying Gobble won't put a metric fuckton of self-depreciation before Kat even opens her mouth

>>30447924
I've never played a Dating sim unless Princess Maker 2 counts, what do they teach you wrong?

>>30448396
I like it.

Like 5 minutes of self depreciation.

>>30448497
Pokemon Quest: Emotional Issues Edition

>>30448532
All we need now are some dead parents

Oh wait

>>30448483
Everyone wants the D, including all the females you've encountered so far including relatives and your male friends?

>>30448551
This needs to be edgier.

"No... Kat... we are Pokemon now..."

"We can't stay... ourselves... much longer..."

"Please... while we're still... human..."

"Kill... us..."

Inb4 nobody else gets this reference.

>>30448557
I usually read it as "you can make anyone want the D, no matter who they are, their relation to you, prior sexual inclinations, etc." Which is still wrong, but a little different from them all starting off wanting to fuck you

>>30448557
That doesn't seem entirely correct, but it doesn't seem entirely wrong either.

All adult humans have a sex drive that they look to sate, but [IN ORDINARY CASES] it isn't the #1 driving factor in their lives and the top of the "What defines my personality" list.

With some people, though it -is-. Get enough of them together and dating sim might work.

>>30448576
2ellipse4me

>>30448576
Too edgy.

>>30448576
And then Kat was a pokemon

>>30448605
Well it's easier to make a girl want your dick than it is to win a nobel prize, and games are notorious for letting you do completely unrealistic-in-practice, possible-in-theory shit.

Again, I can't fault the game. It's streamlined and exaggerated reality but it is based in reality.

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>>30448618
Yeah, you get it.

>>30448618
3000 XP
1500 Gil

Found Elixir

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You don't know what to say. All you know is what a screwup you are. "Robin. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have ran like that. I shouldn't have pressured you. I'm sorry for being a bad friend. I'm always teasing you. I take advantage of you. I'm a terrible person." She looks at you, concern in her eyes. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I blew everything because I just don't know how to have people in my life. Nobody's ever liked me before and they shouldn't. I'm probably just pressuring you into something more to manipulate you or something. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm so sorry for ruining everything. I understand if you don't want to talk to me anymore." You keep going.

She puts her finger on your lips. "Stop. Stop apologizing and stop putting yourself down. It's alright." She calms you down.

A few eternities pass and you think of a different topic. "So, why'd you hit that guy?"

"I wanted to avoid that question." She blushes and looks down again.

"Sorry," you say in response. She gives you look. "Sorry. I'll stop apologizing."

Robin ignores that. "I was looking for you after I had a talk with Vance. I was asking if anyone saw you. He asked if I meant..If I meant the 'crying slutty looking bitch.'" You've been called worse. "So I hit him, as hard as I could."

"See? It was my fault. I'm always ruining things."

She looks you in the eyes again. "Don't. That was my choice!" Her gaze is piercing. "I did that because I wanted to." She shows off her bruise knuckle. "I think I needed that too. To be honest it felt great."

Silence fills the room again. You're not sure how to respond. Robin had been getting more rebellious lately.

She plays with her thumbs again. There's the Robin you know. You feel like there's still something she wants to say.

>Thank her hitting him
>Ask about her talk with Vance
>What happens now?
>Something else

>>30448714
>>What happens now?

>>30448714
>>Thank her hitting him
>>Something else
"always go for the nose. It never fails to get a reaction. 2nd only to the genitals in target priority."

>>30448714
Thank her for hitting him. Bandage her hand. Kiss the bruise. Thank her again.

Try not to cry.

Cry a lot.

>>30448714
>>Thank her hitting him
>>Ask about her talk with Vance

Lets avoid the big one for now namely>>30448737

>>30448714
>Thank her hitting him
>What happens now?

The other's have only seen our outer shell so far. An outgoing, aggressive, butt-grabbing, casino-winning, pokemon-mastering, hard-working, harder-drinking young woman.

Robin is about to see that shell crumple like a wet paper bag, revealing a scared little girl who doesn't really know what she's doing and deep down thinks that bad things happen to her because she deserves it.

>>30448714
>>Thank her hitting him

>Tell her you're not trying to pressure her, and that she should feel free to be honest, even if it's awkward

>>30448751
this, followed by
>What happens now?

>>30448714
>You feel like there's still something she wants to say.
Ask.

>>30448714
>What happens now?

with shades of >>30448766

>>30448714
>Thank her hitting him
"He really deserved it, from the sound of it."

>>30448618
Is it possible to make a polygon that is nothing but edges?

>>30448714
>What happens now?
Please, I need to sleep two hours ago.

Do you want me to crash tomorrow on the highway because of sleep deprivation?

>>30448714
>Thank her hitting him
ask what she wants to talk about, rather than just what happens now. Jumping to conclusions bad

>>30448800
Wouldn't that just be a circle?

>>30448714
>Thank her hitting him
>Something else
Get some ice for her hand, "Hey didn't I ever tell ya hit with an open palm, aim for the nose. Hurts your hand less, and more damage to boot."

While we are treating her hand she can say what she wants to say if she wants.

>>30448801
Man quit trying to guilt the QM into your schedule. I don't need to go to sleep for another 6 hours.

>>30448818
>>30448766
>>30448751
these three

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>>30448800
>Is it possible to make a polygon that is nothing but edges?

>>30448714
>Thank her hitting him
>Put an arm around her

>>30448576
The correct answer was "Edge confronting his parents after they've been transformed into monsters by Dr. Luggae" - Final Fantasy IV

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>>30448830

>>30448835
It's not like he'll take it seriously.
But you're right, sorry. I'll just get some coffee like everyone else

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>>30448800
yes

>>30448800
That'd be a sphere.

Though stepping on a ball bearing with no shoes on hurts like a motherfucker.

>>30448714
>>Something else

"Well, I guess maybe he did deserve it. And maybe you needed to do it too. But that doesn't excuse me just dumping that onto you and then running when you were still trying to process it."

"I got scared Robin. So I ran. I know I put up a brave front all the time, but it's all bluff. I really am a rat, when you get right down to it. I sneak and I steal and when something comes along that I can't handle I run for my hole like a coward."

>>30448913
fluff pls go

>>30448925
Shut your bitch mouth. Let people give their ideas.

>>30448913
no, fluff. this speech a shit, far too phony for talking to Robin with

>>30448938
People can give all the ideas they want but people should still say if they disapprove

>>30448913
>And I ran
>I ran so far away

>>30448938
No you shut up, let people post their MEEEMS and useless disruptive comments. It's 4chan. Disruptive comments are olev and if u no olev the end of comedy, ur a faget.

>>30448913
absolutely not. We have to mention that we ran to the hills

>>30448969
And once we ran into Hornbeam, we ran for our life.

>>30448913
antivoting

>>30448925
>>30448950
Who the fuck is fluff?

>>30449012
a namefag

>>30449012
A misawabuh piaw ov seekwets!

I'm so, so, so sorry.

>>30449065
communist best

Maybe we should stop looking so slutty

>>30448298
You know, I read that with the entire last part being said by Hornbeam. So he yelled "END OF THREAD!" as he floated off with Robin.

>>30449127
"What are you talking about, you lunatic?"

"END OF THREAD I SAID DO NOT REPLY OR ROBIN'S DEAD! FUCK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO RHYME BUT I'M CUHRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!"

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You grab her hand and softly touch her knuckle. "Thanks for that." You get up and look around the room, looking for a bandage. You end up ripping a small piece off your old clothes. You grab the bottle of booze.

"I don't think any more is a good idea." She says cautiously. You pour it onto the cloth. "O-oh. Sorry." She says. You gently dab her hand. She winces a little each time.

You try to think of something to say while you do that. "Vance mentioned you guys talked talked."

Robin nods. "Vance and I had a really good talk actually," she starts. Her eyes are intently examining the blanket. You hope this is going somewhere good. "I asked him for advice, but he didn't give me any. He just kept asking me questions." She winces as you wrap her hand up. "He asked me if I like you as a person. I said yes." Another wince. "He asked if I thought you were attractive. I umm, I said yes." She's blushing hard now. "Then he asked what I thought a relationship was. I-I didn't know what to say. I didn't know." You finish wrapping her hand, but she doesn't take it away from your grip. Her face is as red as her hair. "I umm, I think I want to find out though."

What is she saying? Your face is so damn hot. Stay calm! Just ask her. "I-uh. What-"

She kisses you. She's kissing you! Robin is kissing you!

>Kiss her back
>Kiss her back
>Kiss her back
>Kiss her back
>Something else

[last vote of the night]

does gobble have a twitter or something i can follow for a schedule of when he's doing these?

>>30449204
>HONK HONK!

>>30449204
>Something Else
Hornbeam attacks and kidnaps Robin.

>>30449204
ALL OF THE ABOVE!

>>30449204
>>30449204
>>Kiss her back
>>Kiss her back
>>Kiss her back
>>Kiss her back

these 4 in order

>>30449219
Second.

>>30449204
>Kiss her back
Unsinkable.

>>30449204
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

DO IT FAGGOT

>>30449204
>Kiss her back
>Kiss her back
>Kiss her back
>Kiss her back

>>30449204
I feel sorry for Vance. He threw himself under the bus for the sake of our happiness.

Vance is Good Guy Greg.

>>30449204
>get on the floor and wiggle like a caterpie

>>30449204
>Something else

Bite out her tongue.

>>30449204
>>Kiss her back
>>Something else
Toss her onto the bed, we control this kiss.

>>30449246
>Good guy greg
Fuck off

>>30449204
>Kiss her back

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>>30449235
ALL ABOOOAAAAARD

>>30449270
no u

>>30449204
Look at this railroading! Shameless.

>>30449204
>Kiss her back
>Give her an adult kiss
>Use a lot of tongue
>Make sure you taste her saliva

>>30449204
>Something else

Kiss her back.

>>30449204
UNSINKABLE

>>30449204
Hand to face
hand on ass
pull her closer

you did good girl

>>30449246
We'll find a nice girl for Vance. Can't let such a bro wingman go lonely.

>>30449204
>Kiss her back

I feel bad, because if I assume this is the obvious answer, somebody will end up shanking Robin when I'm not looking

>>30449204
>Kiss her
YES!

>>30449289
You know, we did have a good idea earlier involving Ditto...

>>30449246
Vance is a cool dude.

>>30449204
>Something else

Stab her in the spleen

>>30449204
>Something else

"Wait, do you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

Suddenly: Ninjas.

>>30449299
That's too bestiality for me though. Same as all these Lopunny Gardevoir Feraligatr Vespeon addicts.

No threesomes, but we should totally let Vance watch us go at it whenever he wants

>>30449323
At least Gardevoir's roughly humanoid in structure. I mean, it's still furshit, but still.

>>30449333
No

>>30449204
>>Kiss her back
Then, put her shirt back on and go for the lips.
I'd say ignore the first part entirely, really, but I know you'd never begrudge /tg/ its spine fetish.

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Hope everyone had a good time. Next thread will most likely be Wednesday. I'll update twitter if that changes. Good night everyone!

As always, please leave any ideas, criticism, or comments. Feel free to email as well. Thanks to everyone for showing up, contributing, and being great!

>>30449333
for some reason, im almost ok with this.
maybe i have an exhibitionist streak?..

>>30449323
Personally, I prefer Zoroark. It has the "Any Woman you Want" ability of Ditto, combined with touch fluffy fur.

what a cute interracial couple

>>30449403
BUT THAT'S SO LONG

now that waifu is locked, what will we argue about now?

>>30449403

DAMNIT GOBBLE! WE WANT THIS NOW!

Good thread mate

>>30449403
So, level: Is this "Will of the people" or "shut up the shippers?"

>>30449405
>>30449333

Making Robin show her O-face to Vance seems like a win-in to me. She probably gets off on being humiliated

>>30449424
Threesoms

>>30449424
Investing and Gyrados

>>30449424
>Locked
>Implying we won't get bored with her in a few threads and start hitting on Vance

>>30449413
stsy strong, anon. cute girls doing cute things will be back soon enough. im sure we can make it through these tribulations together. we just have to believeeee

>>30449403
Goodnight, thanks for running Gobble!

They will just turn their waifuing towards what pokemon we keep in our team.

It never stops.

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>>30449428
>implying Gobble will offer anything but middle of the road platitudes

that said, thanks for running Gobble

>>30449204
It truly is unsinkable.

>>30449403
Thanks for running, mang.

>>30449403
I'm glad you didn't sink the ship.

Thanks for running, Gobble.

>>30449424
Ship for Vance?
Pokemon team composition?

>>30449424
Matchmaking.

>>30449424
Hooking Vance up with somebody. He deserves it, goddamn.

>>30449519
Let's find the girl who dumped her and beat her ass Japanese girl-gang style.

>>30449524
with fucking who?

>>30449534
his sister

>>30449545
but she's a cunt!

>>30449534
I don't fucking know.

A Gardevoir

>>30449534
The fighting gym leader in the next town!

>>30449545
shes a psychic, if he was into that kind of thing she would already know.

>>30449572
He does like domineering girls

>>30449550
She just needs to open up and learn how to FEEL.
I actually wouldn't mind attempting that, incest jokes aside

>>30449587
so basically, its time to rip off the sabrina episode form the original series?

>>30449567
>inb4: fighting gym leader is a girl

>>30449609
Its a dual gym double battle, so the dark gym person could be a girl too.

>>30449626
maybe the poor guy will get his thresome after all

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>>30449609
>inb4: fighting gym leader is a muscle girl

FTFY

>>30449649
You know it's Prof that has the musclegirl fetish riht?

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>>30449670
>implying Prof is the only one with a muscle girl fetish

its nigh universal anon

>>30449694
I was just clarifying, making sure you didn't mix up gobble and Prof.

And i don't like musclegirls...

>>30449721
Are we talking don't like as in "it doesn't really do anything for me" or "don't like" don't like?

>>30449805
doesn't really do anything for me

>>30450761
Based Vance.