>>30445799
>>"Uh, Russells? That's not her!"
It's the first choice, so it clearly must be the best.

>>30445799
>"It was just a misunderstanding!"
>APOROGISE FOR BAKA GAIJIN BOYFLIEND

>>30445799
>"Uh, Russells? That's not her!"
Lets play dumb American

>>30445799
>"Uh, Russells? That's not her!"

>He smiles back at him
>He
Apparently, not a her either.

>>30445799
>Other
"Russles, calm down. You still have a concussion."

>>30446235
+1

>>30445978
I lost it.

>>30445799
>"Russls, calm down. You still have a concussion."
I like this

>>30445799
>"It was just a misunderstanding!"

Hand it to the American to rushing headlong into the situation.

>>30446235
+ Another 1

>>30446235
Meh, changing my vote to this.

>>30446235
+1

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By the way, if anon who was bugging me about Eurotanks last thread is around, here are my sources

>>30446847

I actually went out and bought Pershing hardcover. Most questionably useful $50 I've ever spent.

>>30445799
>"It was just a misunderstanding!"

>>30446949
Ha, going to beat people to death with it?
I'm considering getting something from AFV handbooks or maybe take a trip to the Bovington Archive and Reference Library.

Moyoko is about to explode- she's still sputtering and you can see her turning red and the beginnings of a vein popping on her forehead. You need to think fast- "Russells! Wait!" You say, jogging up and putting an arm around him as you try to lead him away. "You have to slow down- you still have a concussion..." You're lying to the Public Morals Committee- you're not sure if that's something to be proud of.

Russells looks at you for a second. "Wait... Concussion?" You give him what you hope is a good 'Shut up and let me handle this' look. You feel badly about lying- but deception is a necessary part of strategy! He seems to get the hint.

You turn back to Moyoko who's got from anger to annoyed confusion. "I'm really, sorry! He took a bump on the head during the weekend's match!" You continue. "The doctor said he'll be fine but he might show some signs of confusion..." You go all out on the fib- Mother would be proud of the deception. "I'm really sorry..."

Russells plays into it. "Miho? Oh-" You stumbles forward a bit but you keep him upright. "Where am I?"

"You're at school, Russells!" You reassure, while Moyoko looks questionably between the two of you.

>"I better get him somewhere he can sit down..."
>"We were actually looking for Midoriko- do you know where she's at?"
>"Have you seen Mako anywhere?"
>Other.

>>30447192
>"We were actually looking for Midoriko- do you know where she's at?"

>Angry Gomoyo
wasn't she the nice one?

>>30447192
>>"Have you seen Mako anywhere?"

We can always ask where Midoriko is afterwards.

>>30447192
>ALL IN!
>"We actually were looking for Midoriko, but if he's getting like this again it might be best to find somewhere he can sit down for awhile. Do you know if she's near by or would it be possible for you to tell her to come find us? Sorry for Russell's confusion earlier and for imposing, but it'd be a huge help!"

>>30447192
>"Have you seen Mako anywhere?"

>>30447192
>RIE RIKE YOUR RIFE DEPENDS ON IT
>Fuss over Russells and ask if she's seen Mako around because she's supposed to take care of Russells.
I'll stop now

>>30447192
>"Have you seen Mako anywhere?"
She'd be unusually awake. It would be hard to miss something so out of character.

"Remember, don't chase the rabbit. Just let them flow, don't latch on. Tune them out, stay in the drift, the drift is silence."

You bow politely and smile apologetically. "I'm really sorry." You say, moving Russells towards a bench where he can rest. "Actually, could you tell us where Midoriko is? We need her to help us find Mako- she said she'd be able to take care of Russells during their next class."

Moyoko looks at you, then looks at Russells before her nature as the friendliest of the OPMC shines through. "Alright..." She sighs. "Midoriko is over by the Garden Walkway, over by the Gym- I think she was looking for Mako anyway."

You breath a sigh of relief. "Thank you so much!" You say, bowing politely again. "I'm sorry again for imposing on you, and for Russells mistake- he really isn't himself right now." You bow again for good measure.

Moyoko nods and smiles. "It's alright... If he does have a concussion, it's good that he has friends to watch over him." She stands up straight and turns to watch the crowd again, looking for any infractions she might be able to warn students about.

With that you go back over to Russells and help him back to his feet. While you're blocking his line of sight to Moyoko he looks up. "Okay- they really do look all the same to me." He says grudgingly. "I'm not even joking. She's related at least, right?" He asks incredulously.

You shake your head. "Not even close." He stands and you put his arm around your shoulder to help him, at least until you're out of Moyoko's sight. It's not a long walk- the Garden Walkway runs most of the circumferance of the school, passing near the gardens and woods that surround the campus.

"What do you mean 'impossible?'" You hear an official voice saying. "You guys have an extra tank! Why shouldn't the Public Morals Committee be represented on the team?" You come around the corner to see Midoriko looking angry while Mako lies on a bench with a book over her face.

>Stay back- check the situation first.
>Move aggressively- violence of action!
>Other.

>>30448230
>Move aggressively- violence of action!

>>30448230
>Stay back- check the situation first.
In battle, victory goes to the one who spots, shoots and hits first.
WE WILL BE VICTORY

>>30448230
>Move aggressively- violence of action!

>>30448230
>Move aggressively- violence of action!

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>>30448230
>Move aggressively- violence of action!

>>30448230
>"You rang?"

>>30448230
>Move aggressively - violence of action!

Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.

>>30448230
>>Move aggressively- violence of action!

They won't suspect a thing!

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I smell TANKS!

And Murikan AGGRESSION!

>>30448230
>>Move aggressively- violence of action!

>>30448230
Whelp, time for the summoning ritual.

Did Blackjack died?

>>30448230
They want Team Sodoclone already?

We don't need it to turn into the 'No Fun Allowed' club just yet.

You and Russells move up confidently. "Hi Mako! Midoriko!" You say with a cheerful wave before turning to Midoriko or, as Mako likes to call her, Sodoko. "So what were you two discussing?" You ask politely, with a smile. Russells, thinking of his previous attempt to talk with the OPMC wisely lets you take the lead on this.

"Sodoko's been bugging me to join the team..." Mako says grumpily. "I told her we don't have any extra panzers for them..." She turns on her side and tries to go back to her nap.

Midoriko turns back to Mako. "Don't call me Sodoko! My name is Midoriko! And you do have an extra tank!" She turns back to you and stands up straight and official. "On behalf of Oorai's Public Morals Committee, I would like to request that we join the Senshado Team." She says loudly and politely before bowing deeply and officially to you. "Please consider it."

>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"
>"Actually, we can discuss this later- we needed to talk to Mako for a few minutes."
>"Why do you want to join the team?"
>Other.

>>30449899
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go? Actually, we can discuss this later- we needed to talk to Mako for a few minutes."

>>30449899
>>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"
She's a braver woman than me.

>>30449899
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"
"Well, I just lost a bet."

>>30449899
>A crew wants to drive the I-Go.
HTTP 404, MIHO NOT FOUND

>>30449899
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"

>>30449899
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"

>>30449899
>"Why do you want to join the team?"
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"

>>30449899
>"Why do you want to join the team?"
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"

....brave girl.

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>>30449899
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"

Hold up--isn't there still a Char B1 lying around the carrier? I wouldn't wish that I-Go on anyone, least of all the Sodoclones.

>>30450164
maybe they're talking about the B1?

>>30450164
Well, maybe let them use that for training until we can find that duck.
Like you said, i don't wish that I-Go on anyone for battle

>>30450164
Not sure if we've found that yet.

>>30450210
We haven't, found the Tiger P in its stead

>>30450226
"OK clones, who hear knows how to drive an electric tank"
>why haven't we recruited atuoclub to drive her yet

>>30450285
*here*

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>>30450226

The Automotive Club is still working on rebuilding it, aren't they? We should check in with them on that.

>>30450285
The autoclub kept the tiger in return for fighting for us, mercenary-style

>>30450308
after we deal with Sleepy Garupan, who's not as mindfucked as we thought she was.

>>30449899
>"Wait... You'd really be willing to drive the I-Go?"
Does she even know one tank from the other? That might explain it.

Russells looks at you, you look at Russells. You both look at Midoriko Sono. "Wait- you're looking to drive the I-Go?" You say incredulously. Despite your tone, Midoriko looks hopeful. You've got to respect her determination, if not intelligence or lack of research.

"It's a piece of junk!" Russells exclaims. "Why on earth would you be interested in driving it?" He starts counting off its faults. "It's armor is practically non-existant, it's slower than Black Jack, the 57mm is a low-velocity infantry support gun!" He looks confused. "It'd be absolutely useless in a match against... well... Anything!"

Midoriko is completely unphased by his outburst. "We'll do our best with what we're given." She says enthusiastically. "The I-Go can train us until we're able to find another, more suitable tank." She bites her lip, waiting for a response.

You look at Russells again, he shrugs. "Well, if she's that desperate to get on the team..." He says before nodding at you. "Its your team, though. You're the Captain."

>"Welcome aboard. Training is at three."
>"We'll take you, but we'll need to find a better tank before you can fight in any matches with us."
>"We just can't right now. But once we find some more tanks..."
>Other.

>>30450962
>"Welcome aboard. Training is at three."
>Other. "now then, Miho and I need a quick talk with Sleepy here."

>>30450962
>"We'll take you, but we'll need to find a better tank before you can fight in any matches with us."

>>30450962
>"We'll take you, but we'll need to find a better tank before you can fight in any matches with us."

>>30450968
>>"Welcome aboard. Training is at three."
+1

>>30450962
>>"Welcome aboard. Training is at three."

>>30450968
This

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>>30450962
>>"Welcome aboard. Training is at three."

A new crew in a crappy tank is better than no tank at all.

>>30450962
>"Welcome aboard. Training is at three."
We get a bunch of scrap cardboard and plywood, slap some paint on and disguise it as a Tiger II.

I'm sure that there's no SPECIFIC rule against using a piece of cardboard on a stick that happens to LOOK like your flag tanks flag as a decoy. Just add some small print on it that says "lol i trold u" and the tankery commission won't be able to do anything about it.

>>30451023
>Warcrimes Panther

>>30451036
you know where we can find a Panther?
>not thinking of stealing from Kuromoromine.

>>30450962
>"We'll take you, but we'll need to find a better tank before you can fight in any matches with us."

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>>30451074
We Blood Ravens Girls Academy now?

>>30451176
might as well, we've got an Excelsior, let's expand our stock. I say we keep taking tanks from our opponents in bets up to the Finals.

>>30451176
'....Anzu, where did you get that Panther?'
'Oh, just say Miho's sister gifted this for us'

>>30451227
"Hey, Miho, can you go eat your sister's taco so we can get a new Panther kthx".

>>30451227
That's actually rather believable.
"What about the T95?"
"Since Saunder's out already and Kay want's to see it fight, she gifted it to us."

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>>30451222

Well they can't always be shooting competitions--eventually, other teams might just catch on and start sending out their sharpshooters. If we try another challenge, I'm guessing it would be something like a tank triathlon--one part target shooting, one part Top Gear power lap, and one part obstacle course.

>>30451284
...Dear god. That's...well...huh.

>>30451274
>not just driving it home while Kuromoromine isn't paying attention and showing up at the next match with it painted red and coated in purity seals

>>30451304
inb4 Bjorn.

>>30451284
"Well... what do we do with it?"
"You tell me."

>>30451315
Would be good to have it on the hill in the Kuromorimine match (Where they drag the P. Tiger up the hill and shell Maho's team from above)

>>30451274
that takes care of how we got in. now how did we get it back to our ship again? >>30451304
Oh yeah, that's right!
>>30451297
"If you see the girls from Anchovie, let me know would you? They said they said they were sending us a gift of their own."
>>30451315
"We use it as a shield against enemy fire. Sure it's slow, but anything short of a long 88 will just bounce. and the 105 gun is just icing on the cake."

>>30451304
>>30451314
Anzu ends up stealing it while most of the crew are still inside. Oddly enough, they don't mind.

>>30451346
I think anything Kuromorimine could field, short of the Maus' gun would bounce. Even if the Tiger II's had the 105mm that was planned for them but never got fitted...along with other fun stuff, but that's another rant.

>>30451315
>>30451346
I still reminded with that particular training match with T95....
Sure at that time we (or they) practically forcing it, but...

>>30451363
Special 'spice' of dried sweet potatoes?

>>30451363
They'd be happier under Anzu than Erika, I bet.

>>30451314
I think we save that joke for when we receive, cough*steal*cough, Red Vanya from Pravda for our glorious victory.
>>30451363
well that means we get an extra metal body to throw at the enemy.
>>30451366
Exactly! everybody hates it because of the engine, but aside from that, the thing's nigh unkillable! Why didn't we get it here?
>>30451381
>>30451382
They were happy because they caught a severe case of the Miho's.

>>30451382
If Motto Rabu2 somewhat canon, Maho is actually a good, benevolent commander if a bit aloof and terse. And Erika is not really above them all.

>>30451400
Ah.

>>30451338
How you want to get it up there is beyond me.
>5.3 hp/t and 12.126 final drive gear ratio

>>30451346
It's actually completely impenetrable from the front by anything made in WW2, the problem is keeping the front towards the enemy.

>>30451416
All I've read is the main manga and Little Army, so I'm basing everything off of that (obviously I've seen the anime too)

>>30451421
Guts and willpower!

>>30451292
What ever the method, we need to keep acquiring better tanks. we take pries from our enemies and use them to increase our power, while reminding us of how far we have come, of all our trials and tribulations, but above all, our glorious victories for the Miho!
>Miho is now the God-Emperor of mankind.
>>30451421
same way they did it in the anime: towing. Also, if the enemy flanks, they must face all of our guns.
>Capcha: Machines ndmmuna
Yes, our machines will ndmmuna the enemy!

>>30451314
>There is no written rule that tankery vehicles need to have treads
>Carbon dating on Bjorn's hull confirms him as being centuries old
>Only WWII and earlier vehicles allowed meaning that all vehicles used must be at least 8 decades old
>Bjorn is hundreds of years old, therefore he is pre WWII
>Bjorn confirmed for sensha-do legal

>>30451542
that were so wrong on so many level, i don't know where to start.

GG, you make me chuckled though.

>>30451542
And he loves every moment of it. He can't wait to introduce Tankred to this Kay child. He'll love her!

>>30451454
>God-Emperor of mankind.
>Not Tankery Queen of The Machine God
Thought for the day: I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>30451562
>This is tankery, not war. The tanks would be sad if we forgot that
>WAIT, IF THIS ISN'T WAR THEN WHO HAVE I BEEN SMITING THE PAST HOUR!?

I go away for a day...

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>>30451644
Ok then, She's an Imperial Saint, particularly revered by the Adeptus mechanicus.

"Mighy Bjorn, you have been smiting the soldiers of a noble family who would disown a girl for simply wanting to live her own life."
>dialog accompanied by groans of pain from the smashed remains of the Kurmoromine team. surprisingly, there were no serious injuries.
>>30451728
this is Traditional Games, behold our logic!

>>30446235
>>30447192
>Boyfriend about to get in trouble
>Lie to a figure of authority (kind of) to get him out of it.
True love if I've ever seen it

>>30451773
let's wait until the teachers start asking where they were all day, that's the real test.

>>30451562
>He'll love her!
Tankred is in it for the Bitches
Kay is in it for the hugs
Sounds like a dream team to me

You think for a second, then take a breath as you decide. "Alright then, practice is at fifteen-hundred this afternoon." You say, summoning every bit of command authority. "We'll have you train on the I-Go." You say, looking over at Russells. "We'll have to find you a proper tank fast, though."

Midoriko beams with pride, but quickly covers it with polite properness. "Very well, thank you for the opportunity, Captain." She says, before turning on her heel and walking away. Hopefully she's able to keep that enthusiasm when they start running the I-Go around.

Mako groans. "Bahhh..." She says. "Now she gets to annoy me during tank practice as well!" She says, face covered by her a school textbook.

Russells blinks at her. "You're okay?" He askes, a bit incredulous. She isn't acting like she's been mentally scarred as you'd expected her to be.

She pulls the book off her face. "I'm fine, aside from the joy of dealing with the Public Morals Committee after school." She yawns. "You expected otherwise?" She does seem... well completely normal for Mako- tired annoyance and everything.

"Well, we were just worried that you might've been..." You search for a politic term. "Confused, about what happened this morning." And you notice her eye twitch. Not a lot, but just a bit at the edge. She puts the book back over her face.

"Nothing happened this morning. I don't know what you're talking about." She says monotone.

>>30451867
Saunder's student:"wow Tankred, you took out Pravda's entire team all on your own? that's awesome! why did you come here?"
Tankred: "TANKRED'S JUST IN IT FOR KAY'S GIANT TITS."
>>30451939
NEXT TIME!

>>30451939
>"Nothing happened this morning. I don't know what you're talking about."

That's an excellent policy.

Also
>NEXT TIME

>>30451867
>Wakey Wakey Tankred! Its time to get up now!
>WHY HAVE YOU WOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER. I WAS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT THOSE TWO SISTERS
>You're gonna love today then, were having a rematch against Oroai and Miho invited her sister to spectate!
>I AM IN
>for hugs!
>AND THE BITCHES

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!

>Has Mako been emotionally scarred?
>The Public Morals Committee joins the team!
>We need another tank.

Girls und Panzer Quest will continue Saturday at 5-6PM PST. (I may be later than usual though, since work.)

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>>30451978
I'm going to cross my fingers and hope we get a Hellcat or Jackson.

The things I would do with those...


21 inch tracks and Jackson turret on the Hellcat for 10psi ground pressure, 22hp/t
23 inch tracks on E9 displaced bogey wheels, 9.2 psi ground pressure.

>>30452098
Hellcat with Jackson turret and gun. for maximum wrecking of face

>make an offhand blood ravens joke
>rest of the thread gets borrowed
mission
accomplished

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>>30451867
>>30451976

>>30452181
There are hugs
There are bitches
It is a very natural conclusion to come to

>>30452098
>>30452130
It would most likely not even have the 90mm gun if blackjack even decided to use it...jus' saying

>>30452398
Well the ones with Jackson turrets come with a top cover, so if one was to be used in Senshado....

Previously: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30289279/#p30299604

“Hey, howcome I didn't hear your car roll up?” you say to Hamish from the back seat “it's usually loud as balls”

“He points with his thumb over his shoulder “I uuh, I put a muffler in”

“You didn't have one before?”

“Nah”

“Isn't that illegal?” John cuts in

“Yah”

You snort “fixed now at least”

“Oh and Rob” I fixed the Aircon, just for you. He's looking coy, you make a note not to sit at the front on the way back

“Hey, Robs got a girlfriend” John says to Hamish, filling him in on your interesting conversation earlier

“Is that right” Hamish acknowledges

“Nah, they're full of shit” Rob responds attempting damage control

You smile, today is going to be a laugh

>[1/?]

>>30452733

“I love the smell of exhaust fumes in the morning” john says referencing an old movie

“Smells like shit” you reply while trying to exit from the backseat

"Yeah" Rob holds his nose and scrunches his eyes "this is pretty bad"

Something snags your leg, you try to turn and see what it is but you're already half out of the car and your momentum keeps you going forward. You land on your hand, the gravel digging into your palms and a stab of pain lancing into your right knee, someone is laughing but you're preoccupied with checking your bits

“Jesus Christ” you turn back to see you had been tripped by the seat belt, you brush yourself off and pretend nothing happened “I gotta find Rick”

“You're not going to trip again are you?”

You brush off Rob's comment “Nah, I'm good”

“I gotta find Rick” you continue “you guys do whatever”

You look around, the staging area infront of the Saloon is milling already, 2 tanks sit waiting for the first match. Rick doesn't apear to be in the area, your next best bet is to check the Saloon
The deck out front creaks as you step on to it and make your way down to the entrance. You poke your head through the open door, the delicious scent of Bacon and Eggs overwhelms you but it's not your priority no matter how appetising it seems. As you crane your head around, eyeballing the golden hash browns stacked on a plate on the counter, you can't spot Rick

“Hey, want something to eat?” a voice calls out to you

You saunter over to the counter, apparently there was someone behind it all along, a man

“No doubt” you walk through the door and up to the counter. The golden hash browns make your stomach tighten
As you get closer you note his appearance, shaved head, white polo shirt spattered with oil, and a silver ring on his ring finger. He looks familiar

>[2/?]

>>30452795

“Freshly made” he motions to the hash browns stacked on the plate steam wafting off them “help yourself”

You move to grab one before rescinding yourself, it's hot and your hands are dirty from falling over “you got a plate or something?”

“Mmmm, I got a napkin” he says handing you a paper towel

You expertly manuever a hash brown onto the towlet to let it cool with the tips of your fingers, accompanied with only a little finger blowing

“You know where I can find Rick” you ask hoping to make your search a little quicker

“Dads probably talking to the crews” you surmise the man standing infront of you is Rick's son, not surprising now that you think about the resemblance

You take a bite of your now cooling hash brown, it's delicious “he's not out in the staging area”
The man yawns “check the Hangars”

“You cook these?” you ask motioning to the plate

“Yeah, you like it?”

You grin “yeah they're pretty good, I'll probably come back for lunch”

You grab another hash brown to go and give him a wave “aight, I'll see you around guy”

You can't help but like Rick's son, he seems nice. You smile

>[3/?]

>>30452831

The Club Hangar is the closest, you take a quick look while walking past. Rick is standing with his back to the door talking to a bunch of people of varying ages, you squint trying to make out the people he's talking to.

You can see those kids that crew the Lee, 'Caitlin' you're pretty sure that's the name of the Commander, and there's that other girl the one in charge of the Sherman you don't actually know her name or you forgot, and then there's Ashley and her crew

You stand back and eat your hash brown, they seem so intent on Rick they haven't noticed you standing at the door. Except one

You start making faces at Kate she's not responding at all, face straight as a plank. Normally this shit wouldn't fly, but she seemed pretty bro when you met her. You step it up, you look over your shoulder and make sure nobody is watching before doing a blowjob impression

All it elicits is a simper. She's a tough nut to crack, you decide to leave it for now, you'll come back later now that you know where Rick is, hopefully he'll have finished addressing them

>[4?]

>>30452864

“You gotta let her know what's up” you walk in on John giving what sounds like dating advice

“What's going on here?” you already know, but it's fun hearing people explain

“Just giving Rob some tips” John replies

“This isn't his first rodeo” you raise your eyebrows “though..” you trail off

“What were you going to say?” Rob asks

“It has been a while” you reply honestly

Hamish cuts in, probably to try and save Rob from an awkward conversation “did you find Rick?”

“Yeah I found him” you lean against the T32 “he's talking to some crews over in the other Hangar, so I guess I'll go back later”

You snap your fingers “that's right, there's free hash browns over in the Saloon, damn fine”

“Wow, you waited till now to tell us” John says “you fat shit”

“Yeah, what the fuck” Rob eyeballs you

You respond with a shrug

The two of them walk off in search of the golden hash browns, they might not exist anymore

“Hey Hamish” you start talking about gym “hit three-fifteen on my Deads”

“One day you'll be as big as me” he leans against the T32 with and flexes his biceps

You challenge him “we gonna do this shrimp?”

>[5?]

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>>30452897

“What're you guys doing?”

You look towards Kate standing by their T-34 with that brunette you never learned the name of, smirking you respond “wouldn't you like to know”

“Looked like you two were flexing” the brunette comments on your activities

You respond without thinking remembering her reaction to Hamish “you'd like that wouldn't you”. For a second you regret your comment, but not really

“Pardon?” her voice sounds like it's going to break from shock

“Don't worry” you cough and proceed to ignore the negative vibes coming from her “so, what was Rick talking to you guys about”

“He was talking to us about you”

“Is that right” you take a note out of Hamish's book “I'll ask him when I see him”

“You're our next opponent” the little brunette blurts out, probably to throw you off

You clap in response “one-on-one, this should be good!”

“It's not one-on-one” Kate corrects you “it's three-on-one, and you're the one”

You inhale deeply “aight, where's your Commander at?”

“Talking to the other two Commanders” she smiles a wicked smile “coming up with a plan”

“When's the match?” you ask, you still need to get the shells because you're completely dry

“Like twelve minutes” she says looking at her phone

You inhale even harder now “okay, shit, I'll see you later. Maybe”. You exit the hangar at a brisk jog on the look out for Rick, you need to get your shit together real quick

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>>30452947
Shit, should be [6/6]

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>>30451976

Sounds like 'Tank-as-Bjorn the Fell-Handed' is a popular idea.

Considering he's basically a giant armored George Carlin, and I was planning on writing Aldman in a similar way, I'll keep that in mind for the rest of my tankspective stories about the PzIV. I should have Chapter 2 ready for the next thread.

Also, BJ, could you stop having these bloody things at like 11pm?!?! I have a life, and that life does not allow me to stay up until 4 am playing your (admittedly awesome) quest.

Please? Do it for the east coasters!

>>30454606
> Bo ho, I only get the start.
Do like the eurofags, read it the day after.

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>>30454633

Notice my use of the word 'playing', not 'reading'. This is a quest, not a fanfic. You play it. Like a game. Not read it.

>>30454669
Well I guess it just sucks to be you then, don't it brosepheim?

>>30454669
GuPQ starts at lunchtime and ends just after dinner.

Fear my inexplicably convenient time zone.

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>>30454689

Just taking a wild guess...

>>30454700
What if I told you there were other nations in the timezone

>>30454747
Vladivostok? New Zealand? Japan?

>>30454780
The proud republic of Whangamomona.

>>30454843
The_way is a Kiwi too

Ours is the best region to enjoy GuPQ

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>>30454870

Well good...evening to you, sirs.

>>30454909
Night, actually.
Writefaggin' today?

And I'm not serious you pillocks. I'm in Sydney.

>>30454949

If the thread's still up by the time I'm done, sure.

>>30454949
Ah a fuckin sydney cunt ay?

>>30454973
BETTER THAN MELBOURNE OR THAT FAGGOT BRISBANE.

>>30455004
WERE GONNA BEAT YOU BLOODY MEXICUNTS IN THE STATE OF ORIGIN! QUEENSLANDER!

>>30455034
Say that to my face not online, motherfucker, and bring your umbrella because it's raining in that shitty state of yours again.

>>30455068
It's only raining in the inland drought affected areas you insensitive cunt ;-;

>>30455151
Oh shit I'm sorry.

No I'm not, now get to writing for THQ.

>>30455225
I lost a facebook friend in the 2011 floods

and my computer has shitted out on me so I can't

>>30455282
What, again?

Be a man and write on paper, like your forebears before you!