>>30420596
Pretend that we hit our head.
Start acting really nice and Kawaii.
Ask Japan if he can give us anime recommendations.

>>30420596
Check our inventory, surely we didn't come here without our ancestral weapon?

>>30420596
Check pockets for spare oil money and nuclear activation codes.

>>30420782
you mean potatoes?

>>30420813
I was thinking more deagle or something.

We're not Irish after all.

>>30420845
Dude, half of Polish cuisine is potatoes
the other half is sloppy vegetables like leeks and turnips
and also potatoes

>>30420881
yeah but we're not polandball right now.

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>>30420782
>>30420803
>>30420845
Why, you never leave the home without your M1911. It's AMERICA'S GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO COMPACT FIREARMS.
You don't have any OIL MONEY or NUCLEAR ACTIVATION CODES, but maybe LIQUID FREEDOM has them.

>>30420992
Put it back in our clothes in just the right position so that it forms a bulge towards the lower center of our sphere. Flash in front of other countries, Russia and the UK especially.

>>30420992
Try to find liquid freedom, but be subtle about it. He might be disguising himself as Poland...

>>30420992
This >>30420701

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>>30421111
Looks like the REST OF THE ASSHOLES are still BICKERING. Going to have wait until after the ASSEMBLY.
>>30421202
Coincidentally, the JAPANESE AMBASSADOR is seated right next to you. What should you SAY to him?

>>30421432
"If you've been building up an illegal secret nuclear stockpile, now would be the time to tell me."

>>30421432
Quietly whisper, "underwear party" very seriously and then walk away.

>>30421432

"I'm just now getting into anime. Is there any beginner stuff you could recommend?"

>>30421606
this

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>>30421606
>>30421621
You turn to the JAPANESE AMBASSADOR and tell him you're trying to GET INTO ANIME, and ask for some RECOMMENDATIONS.
>"Well, I would suggest BOKU NO PICO, but how about GRABE OF DA FIREFRYS? Dat way, you can EMPATHIZE with DROPPING FUCKING NUCREAR BOMBS ON MY PEOPLE

>>30421807
"Wow, I'd thought you'd be more upset by the destruction and human cost than for some dead fireflies. But I guess you can't judge other cultures. That other one sounds pretty cool, though."

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>>30421900
>"...You piece of shit"
Well, looks like you're NOT ON GOOD TERMS with the JAPANESE AMBASSADOR right now. What do?

>>30421952
This >>30421560

>>30421952
Bow. Then back off slowly.

>>30421952
Find someone we are on good terms with.

>>30421952
do we have a glorious AMERICAN burger to give japan?
cause we should probably offer him one.
the question is whether he would understand the significance of it.

>>30421970
>>30422059

Seconding.

>>30421952
Who is this Liquid Freedom guy anyway?

>>30422059
Make sure it has extra freed om and various other things that will fuck your heart like a one cent hooker

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>>30421970
>>30421992
You BOW, whispering "UNDERWEAR PARTY" as you do so. Unfortunately you can't WALK AWAY SLOWLY, as you're still in ASSEMBLY.
>>30422019
That's tough, considering EVERYONE HATES YOU.
>>30422059
>>30422077
>>30422107
God you wish. You haven't HAD LUNCH, and you need a TASTE OF HOME. You have a feeling that that OCTOPUS MUNCHING BASTARD wouldn't like your delicious BURGERS anyways.
>>30422089
He's an AGENT on the same MISSION AS YOU. He's in DISGUISE, but you weren't told as WHO.

What do?

>>30422158
Its time to TELL the ASSEMBLY that the US has NUKES armed and is ready to BLAST FREEDOM into EVERYONE

>>30422158
See if we can make japan explode in anger while pushing the blame away from ourselves
if this can't be done
Stare at north korea and slowly clean your bitching shades while moaning
(also where can I read the previous threads?)

>>30422207
Twenty times this!

>>30422207
They're available on the suptg.thisisnotatrueending website thing.
Would a more experienced /tg/entlemen please direct this fine men to it? I'm a retard when it comes to archive sites.

>>30422243
found it

>>30422158
POLITIC with UK. Warn him of IMPENDING NUCLEAR DANGER from everyone else if the USA falls.

>>30422311
Time for diplomancy roll?

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Rolled 1

>>30422311
>>30422340
HEY FAGGOT, I'M GOING TO SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR GUNS OFF ME

>>30422382
Well shit.

Rolled 15

>>30422382
pretend to be possessed by the spirit of the CONFEDERACY

>>30422382
What are Americaball's stats anyways?

>>30422382
Kurwa- I mean,

JEEEEEESUUSSSSS.

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Rolled 1

>>30422391
>>30422403
>>30422412
>>30422440
SOLID FREEDOM'S stats are 1d6 for COMBAT, 1d4 for DIPLOMACY. My E-DICE are notoriously CURSED as well, so.

At any rate
>"Clever wording, OLD BOY, but I have a TRICK UP MY SLEEVE. I have a HOT TRANSMITTER that will send a little WIRELESS SIGNAL to the MINISTRY OF DEFENCE, and that SIGNAL means 'START NUCLEAR LAUNCH'. This is my bargaining chip to YOU, and the rest of YOU BLITHERING IMBECILES."

Oh shit, what do?

>>30422557
Pull out the pistol and shoot the button. Or Poland, whatever you want.

>>30422557
Offer IOU on freedom burger, his choice of toppings, bun, and how the burger is cooked.

>>30422579
This, but aim for the button before we aim for Poland.

Rolled 3

>>30422557
take north Korea hostage
threaten to let him go if they don't all calm the fuck down and enjoy some delicious, piping hot FREEDOM

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Rolled 1

>>30422579
>>30422627
TIME TO DEFEND THE FREE WORLD ONCE AGAIN

>>30422557
COMBAT with UK. WRESTLE for the HOT TRANSMITTER for the SAFETY of the WORLD.

>>30422643
OK, you're doing this on purpose.

>>30422677
This is still more fun and exciting than some of the other quests right now.

>>30422643
Blame shoddy Chinese work on the handgun. Clearly it is their fault.

Also try and pass blame on Russia or maybe Korea for starting WW whatever.

>>30422643
But why?!

>>30422643
DAMMMMMN YOOOOOU POLAND BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

>>30422816
It's okay. We're probably going to end up shooting him anyway.

>>30422849
i know, i'm angry for the fact that he'll attract the bullet to himself instead of letting it hit the device

>>30422934
Fuggin Polacks!

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>>30422643
I swear to fucking god these e-dice are cursed. Next time if America rolls a 1 I'm doing a re-roll for consistencies sake

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>>30423023

>>30423054
And on that note, I must go.
I'm sorry to have to end so early but I am seriously swamped and this was the only time I've gotten to do this thing in ages.
I'm not stopping until the story finishes though, so count POLANDBALLQUEST PART IV!
I'll see you next time, /tg/

>>30423079
#shotsfired
Well that escalated quickly.