Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pokemon%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1p General rules: There is a 10 minute voting period after each post, and 5 minute voting period for combat votes. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible. There are occasional roles to keep things organic, but mostly it goes by voters choice. Unless specified otherwise, the best of 3 rolls is the result, and rolling high is good. Write-ins for all votes or always welcome and encouraged. Put your own spin on it, suggest dialogue, add an addendum, or anything else. Just because some options specify to write in, doesn't mean that they aren't welcome for anything else. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in. Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.- Current Party:Devon (Houndour)Zappy Dan (Magnemite) [fainted]Vlad (Golbat)Leviathan (Gyarados)Trunks (Phantump) Raistlin (Abra) [fainted]- Badges: Growth Badge (Grass)Liquid Badge (Water)
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>>30420131Doesn't learn it.>>30420144Some of them are plausible, like the Bite + Dark Pulse, they're related. It would probably require us to reduce the charge time of Dark Pulse by a lot and reqire a lot of training. But others like Protect + Focus Punch might not because they kind of conflict in their nature
>>30420222What's wrong? Don't like three-way investing?
So how are we going to make Vlad a Crobat?
>>30420227I am aware of that. We can apparently learn a few moves not on their official list if it makes sense though.
"What do you think was the key to winning?" You ask him.He treats it as a test. "Hmm, well, I don't know if there was any one factor. You were prepared, unpredictable, and didn't let him get to you. He couldn't figure out what your plan was."You pat him on the back. "That's right. There's no single key. It's about being well rounded." That sounds like good advice to you. You hope he feels the same."That makes sense," Vance puts his hand on his chin in concentration, but doesn't stroke his imaginary beard.The match starts as you take your seats. Brook throws out a Pokemon that looks like like Slowing, except it has the shell on it's tail instead of it's head.Vance fiddles with his hands. "So I know I asked before, but I never really got a solid answer." Uh oh, where is this headed? "So are you and Robin just good friends, or...">Yes, you're together (lie)>Just good friends>Good friends... For now>Change the subject (write-in encouraged)>Something else
>>30420288Might take an outside event. Like Sacred Fire might require a close encounter with a Ghost pokemon or somehting.
>>30420280We fuck it.
>>30420301>Something else"I'll let you know when I know."
>>30420261Fuck.
>Something else"She is interested I think... and so am I. But we haven't moved past teasing. "
>>30420322Seconding
>>30420341>This
>>30420301>>30420301NO JAMES THAT SHIT DOES NOT FUCKING FLY>Good friends... For now
>>30420301>>Yes, you're together (lie)But I thought this was true?
>>30420318>>30420341seconding
>>30420301>Change the subject (write-in encouraged)Oh hey let's watch the big fight.
>>30420301[x] >>30420322
>>30420301>Good friends... For nowSeems the most honest answer.
>>30420322++
>>30420341Third. There's no reason to pussy-foot around it, really.Ask if he's interested in Robin, since he's showing curiosity.
>>30420301>Good friends... For nowShes grown on us
>>30420341>>30420322These
>>30420301>Good friends... For now
>>30420361Fuckin' James.
>>30420362Nothing is official yet. Being official is important to girls. Plus we haven't done anything tooo serious yet
>>30420341Supporting
>>30420341>>30420322This
>>30420341Yeah, sounds good.Maybe we could ask Vance for advihahhahahahaha
Growth + Ingrain might be good for Trunks
>>30420322>>30420388
>>30420288>>30420316Yeah Sacred Fire is a great move (especially if we teach him Overheat for it to follow, since they don't effect each other) but I expect it would take 'weird plot shit' to get it, like especially important plot shit, like meeting Ho-oh, or at least going to a hard-to-reach shrine of its.
I wonder if Rest + Dream Eater would work.>>30420476Maybe not that bad. Just have him get seriously fucked by a Gengar or Chandelure. Or maybe some mystic friendship/ritual shit.
>>30420476sacred fire is a move exclusive to two legendaries, I don't think anyone else is capable of learning it.So the only obvious solution is to catch one of the legendaries who knows it.
>>30420549>eating your own dreamswhat
>>30420571Haven't you ever had a dream that you really liked but couldn't really remember?
>>30420566I did not know that.>>30420571meant Resting and eating the other mons dreams at the same time.
>>30420549>Eating you own dreams resulting in a net LOSS of HP.Sorry no.
>>30420606that makes even less sense
>>30420606Ok why would they be asleep? Rest puts YOU out like a light.
>>30420635>>30420632I misread the description of Dream Eater and did not see that the target had to be asleep. sorry
"I'll let you know when I know."Vance cocks an eyebrow. You continue. "She is interested I think... and so am I. But we haven't moved past teasing."Vance shifts in his seat. "Ah. That uh, sounds rough." He's not sure if he should pat your shoulder or what. He ends up giving you an incredibly awkward fake shoulder punch.There's a sudden cheer. You see on the field that Robin's Dratini is using the waterfall as cover and wearing down the Not-Slowking with Twister It narrowly avoided an Ice Beam in response. Wait. Slowbro! That's what it is! She's got it on the ropes!>Just cheer Robin on. This is exciting!>Ask Vance why he wanted to know>Ask him for advice. It couldn't hurt, right?>Use this to teach him some more about strategy>Something else[Sorry. I'm alive, had to take care of something really quick.
>>30420709>Just cheer Robin on. This is exciting!
I think he means combining Hypnosis and Dream Eater to put an enemy pokemon to sleep and then eating their dreams, a fairly standard combination.Or maybe combining Rest and Snore/Sleep Talk to use attacks right after putting our own pokemon into a healing sleep.
>>30420709>>Just cheer Robin on. This is exciting!>Ask Vance why he wanted to know
>>30420709>Just cheer Robin on. This is exciting!Let's hide from the awkwardness!
>Ask Vance why he wanted to knowAnd do so like this
>>30420709>>Ask him for advice. It couldn't hurt, right?>"Well you see Kat, you need two things to pick up girls. A mysterious, stoic personality and a ripped body."
>>30420709>Use this to teach him some more about strategy'Pretty neat, actually. The waterfall interferes with the Ice Beam.'
>>30420709>Ask Vance why he wanted to knowWe don't need advice.
>>30420709>>Just cheer Robin on. This is exciting!
>>30420709>Pat Vance's arm. Apologize that Robin captured your heart first.>Cheer on our Robin
>>30420709>Just cheer Robin on. This is exciting!Yeah!
>>30420656Look its alright.I LIKE the enthusiasm for all of these combo moves all over the place. However, there ARE a few combo moves-ish already in game, the prime example being Geomancy for Xerneas. Its a double quiver Dance, that takes 2 turns to pull. Combo moves are gonna have some pretty heavy restrictions levied against them.For instance the guy that was all like SD+Agility earlier, a move like that would DEFINITELY be a 2 turn move, and then there's things like Protect+Focus Punch which is directly conflicting with itself so that probably wont work. Im not saying it isnt a good idea, but we DO have to way the amount of time it takes in combat for our pokes to pull off these moves to see if they are worth it.
>>30420709>Ask Vance why he wanted to knowI'm curious
>>30420749>>30420770
>>30420736Those are very good ideas.
>>30420768Bite + Hyperbeam"ATOM BAHSTU!"
>>30420791Hyper beam is REALLY powerful. Using something like that up close is going to hurt EVERYONE in the area. So that would probably result in more recoil damage than its worth.
>>30420791I don't think we're gonna be able to use Hyperbeam with anything else anon.>>30420768Of course, But the whole point is training them so that they can pull them both off in 1 turn. Gobble has already said that It's going to be difficult and require a lot of training.
>>30420749Seconded
>>30420855>pull them both off in 1 turnPretty sure Gobble never said anything like that.
>>30420749This!
>>30420836Especially when Giga Impact does the same thing without the blastback
seriously doubt Vance is interested in Robin.man had two chicks fawning over him and he just ended up stargazing the whole night with em.
>>30420968It's possible.Or maybe he's scouting US>inb4 lesbian arguments again
>>30420968>man had two chicks fawning over him and he just ended up stargazing the whole night with em.That's because Robin is his waifu. He wouldn't want to break her modesty by breaking his before they broke theirs together, Anon. Duh.
>>30421016Vance is too cool to have a waifu anon.
>>30421034Martial arts is Vance's waifu.
>>30420876He said something about move chains or combos, it seems like it would be possible.Wanna clarify Gobble?
>>30420855>in 1 turnI don't think that's going to happens for a NUMBER of reasons.1. Most move a pokemon knows require a LOT of concentration. For instance Aqua Jet requires you to be moving at SANIC SPEEDS!!!!!! and you will be busy doing that instead of charging an ice beam or a water gun.2. Combo Move like the BITE/whatever mouth breathing move ppl have been suggesting are more of a way to have the move GUARANTEE to hit as opposed to doing more damage. Like Bite to latch on and Fire Blast, Thunder, or Blizzard the enemy while they cannot dodge.3. Moves DO conflict with each other on a number of levels, Protect requires to to cover yourself as opposed to looking for an opening to attack. If you tried that you probably miss A LOT because you didnt concentrate on the attack. Or lose a lot of power if you did connect.Again we need to eval the effectiveness of moves that CAN be combined effectively to see if they are worth training as such. I like the Bite/Crunch+beam move idea a LOT.
>>30421034Yeah, he doesn't waste all of him time being a neckbeard on some anonymous web forum.Yes, I know I am also poking fun at myself here...
>>30421057Who is this "Marsha Arts"?
>>30421091She must be pretty impressive.
>>30421083There there. We're all neckbeard here.
>>30421101I heard she's a real kicker.
Rolled 44>>30420768Protect+focus punch>defensive strike
>>30421075I think it would work if it was limited to simpler moves. Takedown + Bite, or Teleport + Confusion. There is a precedent for this in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series.
>>30421075>1The concentration part (which is probably the largest obsticle) is negatable through lots of practice and training. Multi-tasking is a thing and i'm sure pokemon could do it in certain situations.>2But the Bite or Crunch or whatever you used to latch on still does a good amount of damage, though it may reduce the amount of damage the beam attack does by confining it to a single area. But with the guaranteed hit and the combined damages it would be wrth it>3Of course the ones that don't make sense of conflict with eachother won't work. You can just put any two moves together. They have to "fit"
>>30421142Defensive implies a major loss of power. Maybe on a defensive pokemon this would be good, but it would NOT work on an all-out attacker.
>>30421155Leer+any physical move and Growl+Mudslap were my favorites.
"Why do you want to know so badly anyway?" You ask Vance. You can't help it. You can't even fight the shit-eating grin that creeps onto your face. He must like her too.Vance shifts even more. It's funny to see him twiddle his thumbs. He changes from that to stroking an imaginary beard. He has no idea what to do with his hands. "I," he coughs. "I..umm. Look, it really doesn't matter. I just thought since...umm...we're travelling together and all..." He's really struggling with this.But there's something off about it though. He's not avoiding looking at her when he fidgets. He's avoiding looking at you. Did you read that wrong? Does he like you?Nah. Robin's a smart, pretty catch. Anyone would like her. You've been tough on the guy since day one. Guys don't like girls that take charge like that, right? Besides, he and Robin are always hanging out together and she laughs at all his jokes.OK, you're thinking it circles. This isn't going anywhere. Vance jumps up to cheer with with the crowd. You join him. Robin needs your support.Woah! Her Joltik just got knocked out. It's down to Eevee against a Wartortle. That's the same kind of Pokemon that the security guards chased you with before. You glance at the scoreboard. It's really already down to one on one? Where's your head been at?"Go Robin!" You cheer. Vance joins you.>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkward>Screw awkwardness, ask Vance who he likes>Should somethign distracting to Brook. See how he likes it>Something else
>>30421193Thunder+Agility, followed with a beam attackI AM THE THUNDER
>>30421155I feel like "simpler" can be reduced through training. If you train Dark Pulse enough it becomes quite simple for the pokemon.
Rolled 97>>30421189It would be a mid power attack that raises normal def.
>>30421200>Screw awkwardness, ask Vance who he likes
>>30421200>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkwardWHOOP HIS ASS ROBIN, WHOOP IT LIKE HIS MAMA SMACKED IT.
>>30421200"You know... there's nothing that says I can't love more than one person."SHOTS FIRED!
>>30421200>>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkward
>>30421200>>Should somethign distracting to Brook. See how he likes it
>>30421200>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkward
>>30421200>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkwardhe can be our silver medal
>>30421241Stop that
>>30421220Better Combo would be Lock-On and Thunder or Lock-On and Zap Cannon to ensure the heavy hitting low accuracy move hits.
>>30421267Disregard this shit, miscoppied>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkward>Should somethign distracting to Brook. See how he likes it
>>30421200>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkwardBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>30421220Probably not possible, but still conceptually awesome.
>>30421200Holy shit. I need to spell-check stuff. I meant:>Shout something distracting to Brook. See how he likes it.
>>30421200>Keep cheeringScrew awkwardness, Robin needs some support.
>>30421200>something else'Bet she's glad she didn't force Eevee to evolve into a Flareon now. Keep your eyes on the battledield, this one will get interesting.'
>>30421241Three-way investments pls go.
>>30421200>>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkwardLet Vance bring it up in his own time.
>>30421200>Should somethign distracting to Brook. See how he likes it
>>30421306YOU'LL NEVER STOP OUR FINANCIAL INFLUENCE!NEVER!
>>30421306Fuck no. I will never not vote for a slippery orgy of financial responsibility.
>>30421305So is it gonna become a Sylveion or an Umbreon?
>>30421200>Screw awkwardness, ask Vance who he likeswhat could go wrong
>>30421306we can't limit the diversification of our bonds to just 3 anon
>>30421200>>Should somethign distracting to Brook. See how he likes itWe ARE a rebel
>>30421335Shouldn't she realize? Is Kat somehow trans-dimensionally related to Rena?
>>30421200>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkwardShe needs support
>>30421317>>30421321A solid monogamous financial empire built on the backbone of a family business is clearly superior! You fools!
>>30421324You know I bet the first person to evolve a sylveion was really confused.>WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
>>30421355Especially if it was a manly mans guy.
Rolled 3, 8, 4 = 15>>30421200>Keep cheering. Otherwise it might get really awkwardI'm gonna pick this one, just because I want to delay some tough conversation.
>>30421354>Putting all your eggs in one basket>Not taking advantage of diversified fiscal interestsYes, let's put everything we have in one place so if it fails we lose it all. Good plan, great meeting.
>>304213403 is too many. While I have a favorite, I'd accept straight-up losing over terrible threesome stuff. It cheapens the character relationships immensely - even without taking into account how it's usually a way to avoid confrontations or anything negative.
>>30421354Before we do that we need to invest, invest, invest. We can't make money without a source.
>>30421375Ha! And he uses it anyways since it's such a fucking beast. Just not when facing his friends.
>>30421383That's how love is, anon! Your soft, middle-of-the-road, safe play is nothing but weakness!
Threesomes are lame unless it's porn.
>>30421409It's a wise decision! You don't put all your assets in one place, that way if something goes wrong you're not completely down and out.
>>30421324Espeon! Espeon was awesome!
>>30421324Espeon is besteon.
>>30421429It's foolishness! Dividing your love only cheapens it, hedging your bets only disrespects its miracle! How can you deserve love if you're not willing to risk everything, but instead going by cost-benefit analysis?
>>30421401>Being ashamed of cute pink thingsIt's like you're not even manly enough to like what you want.
>>30421430>>30421446Espeon a shit
>>30421468A single candle can light many other candles without being diminished! Stop thinking like some lovesick teenager! Chemical reactions are not miracles, and denying yourself what you want is foolish because you're cheapening yourself and your own will!
Though, now that I think about it an Eevee would evolve into a fighting form if it goes through Shounen extreme training. It makes perfect sense.
>>30421446>Espeon>Not UmbreonHow does it feel being so wrong?
>>30421469maybe he doesn't want cute pink things?
>>30421324the kaiwaii destroyer of worlds
>>30421512I don't know, why don't you tell me?
>>30421469I loved Sylveon. I'm working on an all Eeveelution team headed by mine. I just love the image of a burly manly-man who changes the subject when his manly-man friends ask him what happened to his Eevee.
>>30421490An Espeon with Bite could take down nearly all the pokemon of the first three Elite 4 in G and S.
>>30421469>Sylveon>cuteHave you seen its eyes? Too lifeless to be cute.
>>30421512>defensive Dark type
>>30421502Ah, but if we're going that road, why bother at all? Surely love is not worth pursuing over strong friendships then!More seriously, I fucking loath polygamy in quests and definitely hope whatever happens things don't go that route.
>>30421505I love OC Eevees.Ghost EeveeFighting EeveeRock/Ground EeveeDragon EeveeFlying EeveeSteel EeveeOr Dual type Eevee...
>>30421520Doesn't matter true manliness is not being ashamed of these kinds of things.
You people honestly
>>30421446>not evolving your eevee into glorious vaporeon masterrace
>>30421548>complaining about defensive Dark types
>>30421561We need to diversify our bonds too.
>>30421554Dragon Eevee needs to be traded with Dragon Claw, steel with Metal Coat.
>>30421551On a serious note, I kind of agree. Poly doesn't wig me out, but personally I hate sharing affection/attention so I guess I can't get into the mindset.
>>30421534ESPEON. A. SHIT.
>>30421598This seems to be really hitting your buttons.
>>30421613Compared to every other Eeveeloution it just seems so plain. Like a cat version of Kadbra.
>>30421654>Kadbra"u mad bra? u even Psyshock bra?"
>>30421654Fuck Alakazam, Kadabra is way better.
>>30421669If you want a psychic poke, Nothing beats Alakazam.
>>30421654I like it, but I know since they changed some mechanics in recent games Espeon isn't as good as it was in Gold and Silver days. Espeon isn't my favorite, though I do hold a nostalgic place for it in my heart. I don't hate any of the Eeveelutions.
>>30421595Well it doesn't wig me out as a CONCEPT, but it has three huge issues in quests IMO.One, it's used as a compromise kind of thing when it doesn't serve that purpose at all. Lots of people want character A with the MC, and lots want character B, so just put both with the MC, right? Except, often people don't like that any more than if their character just straight-up lost, so you don't please any more people than if you just picked one.Two, and related, it feels like a way to avoid conflict by pleasing everyone, AKA the opposite of what a good story should do. This is most obvious in harem quests with single-gender LIs, but still an issue in other quests and would be here. Besides, I like the storylines and conflicts that exclusivity bring.Three, you can't have polygamous romance without either more romance content overall, or more shallow content. Romancing two people instead of one would either mean a lot more time spent on romance stuff, or a LOT more shallow romances, both of which are galling to me - and the first would really piss off or just drive away the readers who aren't interested in the romance.Those are my biggest reasons.
>>30421697this. Alakazam is my mind reading IQ 5000 having nigga. I evolve him the second abra becomes Kadabra every time I get one.
You want to know what Vance is hiding right now, but it could get really weird too. You decide to leave the question for another time.Robin has her Eevee just running away from the Wartortle, firing off some sort of card shaped attack. She doesn't even seem to care that Eevee isn't hitting anyway. Just shooting and dodging or running away."What's she doing?" Vance asks.You don't know. She must be in trouble. You have to do something. "Hey Brook!" You shout. You see he heard you over the crowd and just gives you a very quick glance from the corner of his eye. "Brook! Your speedo is malfunctioning!"He hesitates for just a second before glancing down. In that second, Eevee stops running and aims one of the cards squarely at Wartortle. It's a one-hit knock out! That move looked way more powerful the last time she pulled it off! It must be some sort of gimmick.You and Vance run down to Robin to congratulate her. Brook is already there."And I award you the Liquid badge." He tries to pin it on her chest, but she too grabs it from him before he can. He looks at you and Vance. "Good match, both of you." He gives you a dirty, but impressed look, and walks away.Robin should be excited, but she has her arms crossed. She's tapping a foot and staring at you. "I don't need distractions to win.">Apologize>You were just trying to help!>Who cares! She won! Celebrate!>Change the subject
>>30421771Seems pretty sound overall, especially the part about minimizing or elaborating on said romantic interludes. While I think that the characters need development (and this includes their romantic dalliances, to a degree), there's such a thing as going too far with it, you're quite right.Besides, we haven't met a broker yet, so three-way investing remains a dream.Then again, Robin did offer to help us with our money...
>>30421801>>Apologize>>She won! Celebrate!
>>30421801>ApologizeI didn't doubt you would have won anyway.
>>30421702This is off topic and i probably shouldn't bring it up but it just hit me.I know a good deal of you follow AOPHQ. With Devons mounting (or at least manifesting) mental problems, and him having both of his type slots filled, we could totally try to push for him getting Eevee->Umbreon implants since Prof stated that Umbreon aren't quite like other Dark Types and are much more "protect at all costs" versus "destroyrapeburnpillage"Might be a good way to chill him the fuck out while increasing his loyalty to teammates and Boss.
>>30421801>Apologize>offer to make it up to her tonight
>>30421801"But it really is malfunctioning!"Point."Made you look!"
>ApologizeWe were just trying to have fun!Besides, resisting distraction is an important aspect of being skilled at anything. That was Brook's fault and he seems to know it.
>>30421831You're right. You shouldn't bring that up here.
>>30421831>I know a good deal of you follow AOPHQI doubt that.Also, QTG is at >>30411378, go talk about other quests there.
>>30421801>ApologizeWe should apologize since we were more focused on getting back at Brook than doing what was best for Robin. So yeah, explain and apologize for that.
>>30421855Seconding.
>>30421801>ApologizeWe totally stole her thunder, tarnished her victory. But using a 1hko move seems very risky; having the outcome of a whole battle riding on it strikes me as desperate.
Rolled 5, 7, 4 = 16>>30421801We shouldn't have done that, it was borderline cheating.Also, Brook is a total bro for letting it slide. People don't give him enough credit.>>30421842Seconding this, followed by>You were just trying to help!
>>30421831implying he would actually listen to Ceru and not be paranoid over the suggestion
>>30421801>>ApologizeThat was a dirty move. I should trust you more.
>>30421860>>30421863Sorry it just hit me suddenly.And our first poke is named after a character from that quest.
>>30421863Where do you think Devon got his name from?
>>30421873Nevermind, thought it was a new Fairy 1HKO move introduced in this gen.It's Trump Card,
>trump card>you need to spam it to get the power out of itNo, gamefreak, that is not how a trump card works.
We should probably apologize to Brook too.
>>30421855this
>>30421916They have Last Resort too.
"Sorry." You look down at your feet. It's hard to meet her gaze when she gets like this. "I didn't mean anything by it. You had that one either way." You don't know what to say. You're usually good under pressure, but your mind can't come up with a fix for this situation.Robin stops tapping her foot. "Sorry. I guess I'm a bit sensitive about battling. I just thought you did that because you don't think I can handle myself. I was never a good enough trainer for my dad..." She sighs. "It always comes back to that." She looks you in the eyes. "Don't worry about it. Trainers need to know how to tune out distractions. People yell all sorts of stuff from the stands at the Pokemon League."You look over to Brook. He must feel the same way. He gives you wink from over his sunglasses."As long as we're good. I won't do that again," you tell Robin. "But it really is malfunctioning."Robin looks. "What, really?" It takes her a second to realize you made that up. Her head slowly turns to you, to see your wicked smile. "I-I-I-just looked because you said..." She's blushing."Because I said his junk was on display. Robin!~ You're such a perv!" You tease. She's as red as a tomato. She tries to cover her face with one hand and hit you with the other.Despite it all, you, Vance and Robin have a good laugh.Vance puts his big hands on both of your shoulders. "Back to the Pokemon center then?">Say something to Brook before leaving (write-in)>Head straight to the Pokemon center>You could see if you can find a trainer battle on the way>Something else
>>30422147>Head straight to the Pokemon centerrest up rasitalin and Dan
>>30422147>>You could see if you can find a trainer battle on the wayFind someone for Trunks to shit on
>>30422147"Sure thing, loverboy. By the way, Robin, Vance has a crush on you."Teasing Intensifies
>>30422147>Head straight to the Pokemon center
>>30422147Ask for gyrados advice
>>30422185That's mean.To Vance, not just Robin.
>>30422147>>You could see if you can find a trainer battle on the wayTrunks missed his chance to shine.
>>30422185This this. Just because it's all the better if we are wrong he wants us.Which makes sense. I mean Vance Mcman huge? He wants the chick whose bossing him around thats his fetish
>>30422147>Head straight to the Pokemon centerWe also need to make sure to congratulate Zappy Dan. I mean, he did explode and everything.
>>30422147>You could see if you can find a trainer battle on the wayLet's see if we can get Vlad and Devon to evolve quickly.
>>30422206This
>>30422185Nawwww bro.Not cool.
>>30422147>>30422206Ask for a personal lesson on taming a huge, wet snake.
>>30422260Captain Obvious! Your identity is mine!
We step out of the gym>Junior wants to fightWe get to the center>Eddie wants to fight
>>30422274Vlad?>>30422260That's a dick move, you don't just go ratting out your friends' crushes and shit
>>30422280Pls stop
>>30422206this
>>30422294We lost 2 pokes. We could still clear those two no problem.
>>30422295Vlad, our Golbat.
>>30422185That's a bad thing to do and you should feel bad.
>>30422329Golbat evolves through friendship.
>>30422347Gaining levels increases friendship.You get levels by winning fights.Or we could just walk in circles for a few hours, that works too, right Gobble?
>>30422485I think it's less machanicy in this quest.
>>30422485Golbat tends to evolve into crobat a level or two after it evolves, so it wouldn't exactly take much work.Of course in the anime it took like, a season to evolve.
>>30422485In game massages would raise friendship and we did get that brush for Devon.
>>30421555Pink is the manliest color.
>>30422534Actually only 31 episodes.Yes I checked.
>>30422485>>30422523>>30422534I'd like the mons to have more time to be themselves anyways, like Devon and Vlad can walk/fly around on their own, so they can get up to shenanigans. I imagine Dan and Raistlin would rather just chill in their balls. Trunks likes to cuddle, but I imagine being a grass type he's a little sedentary. Destiny/Levi present their own probelms, but at least Destiny is easy to carry.
You put out your hand. "One second, I want to ask something first." Vance and Robin wait as you run after Brook."Reconsider that date?" He looks down at you from his shades.You smile. "Dream on, lover boy. I do need some advice though. I have this Gyarados and-"He cuts you off. "Let me guess. It's unruly, disrespects you and doesn't listen." You nod. He is a water gym leader, he probably hears questions like this a lot. "Look. As far as I can tell, you're not missing any limbs, not covered in scars... unless there are some you want to show me. I'd be into that." You roll your eyes. "Alright, alright. What I'm saying is that you're probably doing fine. They take a long time to trust or respect trainers. Especially if you didn't raise it from a Magikarp. Just treat it well, stay in control, and you'll be fine."That's actually reassuring. "Thanks. I'll keep that in mind." You run back after your friends."Keep that dinner date in mind too!" He shouts as you run off."OK! Let's go!" You and your friends head straight to the Pokemon center. You keep an eye out for any opportunities to get Trunks some time to shine, but don't see any obvious potential trainer battles.The nurse takes your Pokemon and quotes you on an hour wait.You, Vance, and Robin take a seat. Vance glances at a map. "So I guess we'll be headed to my home town next."Robin crosses her arms. "We're not going south to Kindleville."There really is only the one path. That makes things simple this time. It's still early in the day.>Spend the hour training>Pamper your Pokemon>We should celebrate! Food on you>Spend the time shopping (specify)>Call up Professor Fir>You haven't checked in with Franklin at the museum in awhile. Maybe your fossils are ready>Something else
>>30422684We'd should release them every night/evening to lot them rest/wander
>>30422686>We should celebrate! Food on youWhile we eat, ask Vance about Ursaring.
>>30422185nah>>30422147Head straight to the Pokemon center
>>30422686>>Pamper your Pokemonthey deserve it after training day.
>>30422686Let's hang out with Vance a bit. Clear the air somewhat. We don't want to lead him on or anything.
>>30422686>Call up Professor FirSo what's up with Destiny?
>>30422686>>Pamper your PokemonAlways
Rolled 4, 3, 1 = 8>>30422686>You haven't checked in with Franklin at the museum in awhile. Maybe your fossils are ready
>>30422686>>Pamper your Pokemon>
>>30422686>You haven't checked in with Franklin at the museum in awhile. Maybe your fossils are ready
>>30422686Get Destiny then Pamper them
>>30422686How about we take some time to train in the mountains around here? I want to get Vance his first badge and Levi needs some quality time.
>>30422734This.And then we celebrate/pamper. Especially Dan.
>>30422716You know what, I want to change this to:>Play with your pokemonThen ask Vance about Ursaring.And Robin about MagikarpAnd call Franklin at the museum.
Pamper the mons
>>30422686>>Call up Professor Fir>>You haven't checked in with Franklin at the museum in awhile. Maybe your fossils are ready>>Pamper your PokemonI like all of these options. Though maybe wait for Dan and Raistlin before we get to the pampering.
>>30422782That reminds me Vance also has a new pokemon. That boy really needs some help to get his trainer feet under him.
>>30422686>Spend the time shopping (specify)Clothes, obviously. If this is a touristy place, they're bound to have some boutiques.
>>30422686>Pamper your PokemonWe spent all day training and then won a gym battle. They deserve it.
>>30422686Just a quick call:>You haven't checked in with Franklin at the museum in awhile. Maybe your fossils are readyAnd then >We should celebrate! Food on you
>>30422686>We should celebrate! Food on youLet's spend some extra time in this town actually. We can get our pokemon pampered, check in with franklin, do shopping, and generally relax. It's not like we're on a time table.
>>30422903I agree, make plans for a celebratory dinner. And enjoy a proper relaxing trip to the hotsprings instead of drunken hottubbing.
[Kind of dumb of me to present so many different options like that]"How about this? Food on me, then some quick shopping, then we come back here to pick up our Pokemon. We'll check in with Franklin, then Fir, and spend some time pampering our Pokemon. After that we can figure out when we want to hit the road."Vance and Robin both agree that sounds good."Great! I'm starving!" You lead Robin and Vance to the first place you can find that serves pancakes.>Talk to Vance something (write-in)>Talk to Robin something (write-in)>Ask about the road ahead>Something elseYou can ask them something privately when the other goes to the washroom too if you want.
>>30423050>Talk to Vance something (write-in)Ask about Ursaring.
>>30423050>Talk to Vance about something Ask him about who he likes. Seriously, we NEED TO NIP THIS IN THE BUD if he's crushing on us and we're adamant about Robin.
>>30423109This. Gotta figure out for sure what's up.
>>30423109I suppose
>>30423050>Ask about the road ahead>>30423109Nah, we need to let it simmer, for the sake of a long-term subplot and better drama.
>>30423109Not infront of Robin though.
>>30423109>implying he isn't our silver medal
>>30423137Hah. I agree. We're 16 and anything but emotionally mature. Stop being so levelheaded, /tg/.
>>30423109This
>>30423109I personally want to figure out if Robin would even go for being serious with us first. As we said to Vance, it's mostly been teasing up to this point, and I'd prefer we know her feelings on the matter before we just decide things.
>>30423109Might as well do this.
>>30423212I'll second this, but we still need to talk to Vance. Let's just forego the bud-nipping until we know what's what.
>>30423212We'll make her serious about us
>>30423257>>30423212But it's not like we're going to get with Vance even if Robin turns us down.
Goddamnit /tg/ channel your inner 16 year old girl and determine whether or not you'd have the wisdom and presence of mind to defuse potentially awkward romantic interest situations. On top of that, just how smooth do you think it'll go down if you do decide to talk this out with Vance? Awkward as shit, because you're a 16 year old girl with no emotional maturity.
>>30423267Statements made by sociopaths for 300 Alex.
>>30423300Why not? He may be a lunkhead, but he's a decent guy.
>>30423310Probably more emotional maturity than either of the others, honestly. Hard living makes you grow up fast.>Captcha: oweowe himWhat exactly do we owe Vance, Captcha?
>>30423323Because we don't like him like that
>>30423323Because Vance might go for Robin.
>>30423323Because /tg/ never goes hetero when playing a girl. Never.
>>30423345Which still doesn't say much, considering we have no apparent romantic backstory and Robin seems to be our first interest, considering how this has all gone down so far.
>>30423323HAHAHAHAHAHAno
>>30423300I personally don't want a relationship with Vance either. But I don't want us using our feelings for Robin as an excuse when we don't know how she feels because:1) We just told Vance we don't know how she feels, making us seem really presumptuous in turning him down.2) If we proceed to get turned down by Robin, then it gives Vance false hope of being back in the running.I'd say we go ahead and turn Vance down completely, but that has it's own difficulties.
>>30423050>>30423109>>30423137>>30423169Yeah, I'd rather just let it run circles round in Kat's head, she's not used to thinking of herself as a desirable person. No one in this group has the right kind of confidence. Kat is confident in action, but not in her self, similarly, Vance wears a mask, and Robin is introverted and maybe a little repressed.
>>30423310BUT I DON'T HAVE A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL INSIDE ME.I HAVE ME INSIDE THE 16 YEAR OLD GIRL.
>>30423408So we turn him down and say we're not interested in him. Not because of Robin, but just becase we don't like him.
>>30423428You lucky son of a bitch.
>>30423419I agree with this bit, mostly at least.But I want to make a psychology major joke because I think it's funny.
>>30423428livin' the thug life nigga
You take a big bite of pancake. "Scho Vancshe," you swallow. "How are things with Ursaring?" You barely saw him most of yesterday. Maybe they interacted."Things are getting better. I spent my lunch break with her yesterday. It was mostly just me feeding her, but we didn't fight. You mentioned pampering our Pokemon, so I'm hoping I can get more time with her." He smiles. "She's slowly coming around."You and Robin give him encouragement. "That's great!"You make some more small talk before Robin excuses herself to go to the bathroom. Now's your chance."Vance," You twirl your fork. "Do like Robin?" He chokes on his food for a second. A waiter comes by but he waves him off. "I'm fine!" He manages to get out between coughs. He takes a sip of water then looks like you. "You can't just ask that out of the blue."You look up at him. "You totally did that to me."He gives a gesture that says you have a point. "OK. That's true." He stands up straight and looks you in the eye. "No. I don't have a crush on Robin."You're both relieved and alarmed. "Oh. So that means-"Robin comes back. "Hey guys." She sees the weird look on your faces. "What are you talking about?">Change the subject/dodge the question>Make something up (lie)>"Vance's crush!"
I'd rather ignore romance entirely because it brings the thread to a screeching halt and turns anons into shit throwing apes
>>30423448MOTHERFUCKING GOBBLE, YOU TRIPLE-NIGGER!
>>30423448>Change the subject/dodge the questionHow are things with Magikarp
>>30423419Kat knows enough to shut a friends down early because it might get awkward, and she's blunt enough to do it because she knows it's best.She may be a little insecure with her intimacy, but stop treating her like a little girl, she's a tomboy orphan ho grew up on the streets.
>>30423448>>Change the subject/dodge the questionjust his Ursaring, say what was that move Eevee used? trump card was it?
>>30423448"If he liked the show last night"And then the subject will be dropped
>>30423448-_-
>>30423448>Make something up'Oh, this and that, women in Vance's life.So, about that sister of yours... any idea why she choose to specialize in Psychic'We promise her we would never lie to her, but half-truths, well they are kind of a gray area.
>>30423448>"Vance's crush!"Looks like I stole something from Vance...
>>30423448
>>30423484THAT is leading him on.
I wonder how many anons would drop the quest if Robin turns down Kat?
>>30423466That's as many as 4 75% niggers.
>>30423448Hey Robin, Want to go out?
>>30423478This
>>30423521... damn good point
>>30423448Is this gonna turn into some Midsummer's night dream, Mr. Gobble?
>>30423448"Hi, we're talking about how Vance isn't sexually attracted to you. Want pancake?"
>>30423448>Change the subject/dodge the questionDon't lie to Robin, but don't embarrass the poor guy.>YFW it turns out we completely misread it and he doesn't like either of us
>>30423555I like it. If Vance stares just explained we promised not to lie to her
>>30423502Seconding
>>30423502Let's do it
>>30423448>>30423502Let's go with this.
>>30423502Clever...I like it.
>>30423568B-brook?!B-But that's forbidden love!imb4itshislolisister
>>3042352670% of them, I'd say.
>>30423502Fifth'd.
>>30423683Isn't she his oneesan, not imoutochan?
>>30423683Vance is gay, and he just wanted to know if we were gay too.>We misread him this whole time.
>>30423730old lolis are a thing
>>30423730A loli older sister?That makes it hotter!
>>30423772Illya best Type-Moon.
>>30423790Illya best
>>30423772My brain does not want to concept.Why do you do this to brain.
"Oh, this and that, women in Vance's life." You promised not to lie to her, but that's technically true. Besides, Robin is a reasonable girl, she'd probably understand if you didn't just blurt out who Vance does and doesn't like in the middle of a restaurant. "So, about that sister of yours... any idea why she choose to specialize in Psychic types?"Vance takes a second to get himself together. "Oh. Yeah. She's always been gifted like that. Most people have to train a long time to be like her. She's a straight-up psychic though." He takes another bite. "And a genuis."Robin sits leans in. "I heard she was having an argument with the League about her gym. Last time I was there I even saw one of the Elite 4 talking to her."Vance sighs. "Probably asking her to join. That'd look great on the trophy case. A framed picture of her as the youngest Elite 4 member too."Robin keeps going. "No. There was an issue with how she did battles. They said it wasn't fair. Her gym had to be closed down for a few days for some sort of modifications. I don't know the details."Vance looks puzzled. "I didn't hear about that before. Maybe I should call her."They both don't have any more information on the subject for now.THe conversation goes back to Ursaring, the gym battle, and a bunch of small chit-chat. You play with the last of your food and ask Robin something "How are things with Magikarp?"She looks at her plate. "Oh. We haven't had much time together." That's true enough, you suppose.You finish up eating and head out.>Buy clothes (specify)>Treat your friends (specify)>Buy travelling supplies (specify)>Something else
>>30423902>Buy travelling supplies (specify)more pokeballs.Fucking Vance's sister's name is Mary isn't it.
>>30423902>>Buy travelling supplies (specify)Lots of pokeballs, lots of greatballs. I know we might not want to catch a lot of pokemon to train, but maybe we could just catch some for Professor firs lab, since he said it was hard finding pokemon to put in it, it might be a nice way to pay him back for his help. Plus, we can use them when we need too.
>>30423902Do we have:PokeballsRepelsEscape ropeSome Poison cures and Paralyse curesRevives (if those are a thing; I know in the anime a FNT is a FNT until it gets nurse joy'd)X-items (Special attack and accuracy would go a long way with our lineup)and More Pokeballs?
>>30423852
>>30423931We have like a dozen pokeballs.>>30423902Lets treat our friends and pamper or Pokes
>>30423968How about some potions?We should buy potions, and pokefood.
>>30423990Yes, Potions are necessary.I wondered why we didn't get some last time.
>>30423990Hey yeah, I forgot potions. Potions are good.
>>30423902Ask Robin to go item shopping with us. Send Vance to track down a place to while away the night. Make arrangements to meet up at the Pokemon center in an hour.Time to find out if she's serious.
>>30423987Oh, whoops.Then change this: >>30423931 to:let's go straight to calling Franklin at the museum.
>>30423968Revives might work like smelling salts>>30424019We have a free place to stay
>>30424019Sounds like a plan
>>30424019>>30424035Then let's find another reason to send him away. i wanna see if she is serious
>>30424035I was talking about pampering and partying, not finding lodging.
>>30424019Supporting
>>30424019This. Time to make ourselves INCREDIBLY VULNERABLE
You decide you're good on clothes and personal items. Especially tents. Nope. No need there. The tent situation is totally fine.You want some along time with Robin. "Vance, can you do me a favour and look for a good place to let out all of our Pokemon? Somewhere Levi and Ursaring can be?" He agrees. That will save some time. You make arrangements to meet back up at the center in a short while.You stock up on more Pokemon related items. Pokeballs and even some Great Balls. You make sure you're loaded up with more potions too. You also get a few more expensive items like Revives, which are supposed to wake up fainted Pokemon. They're not a long term solution to regular Pokemon center visits, but good for the road. Finally, you get some Pokemon food too. Your bag feels pretty heavy, but you're fully prepared for anything you might come up.You look at Robin. Almost anything. There's something else you want to figure out first.>Just ask Robin if she likes you>Dance around it. This could get really awkward>Tell her you like her>This isn't a good time. Maybe later>Something else
>>30424443>Tell her you like her
>>30424443>Tell Robin you like her.
>>30424443>Dance around itand then>Tell her you like her
>>30424443>This isn't a good time. Maybe laterIn private.
>>30424443Confess. She's been following our lead for a while, so we need to be the one who's forward on this.
>>30424478Seconded.
>>30424443>Dance around it. This could get really awkward>Tell her you like herit begins
>>30424443~Hai robii~iin I liek u moar then even I liek mudkipz ~
>>30424443>Dance around it. This could get really awkward>Tell her you like her
>>30424503
>>30424443>Tell her you like herAnd make it awkward.
>>30424443>Tell her you like herlets just tear this band aid off
>>30424528Ron paul pls go. There is horrible conspiracy in Orre you can visit.
>>30424503This. Then, if she denies us, run away from the Quest and go drinking with Bridgette.
>Dance around it.Awkward social scouting go!
>>30424443>Tell her you like herinb4 repeat of Hero Quest.
>>30424571I'll be with you
>>30424620Bridgette: ...so what's your story, kid?Kat: Fell in love with a girl... fell in love at-Bridgette: If you're quoting a song or something, I don't know it.Kat: Got dumped.Bridgette: Men suck.Kat: Wasn't a guy...Bridgette: Oh... Kat: ...Bridgette: ...so... sad makeouts?Kat: Yes please.
>>30424598context? Or am I better off not knowing?
>>30424598mmm.. what a fun shitstorm that was
>>30424571Gonna have a lot of company...
>>30424567>>30424571
>>30424660Were we in different threads? I don't remember a shitstorm.
>>30424684just saying I enjoyed the tears
>>30424678What's this, END THE SILPH CO, REPEAL THE BATTLE ANYWHERE ACT, CUT FOREIGN AID TO TEAM GALACTIC, ITS HAPPENING?
>>30424684It could easily be paralled to the Titanic. A /u/boat was created that was so large it was thought unsinkable. And then in an instant, the rage of many a shipper came spilling out, and if just for a moment, the board shook.
>>30424786That's what I'm saying: I was in that thread, and I don't remember there being delicious shipper tears (a lapdance is so much better when the shipper is crying?) or a lot of rage over anything besides the way Rena handled shooting Bridgette down.But, let's talk about that later. It's Gobbles quest here.Speaking of, inb4 he "No Sales" us by ending the thread prematurely and saving our votes for next time.
>>30424786>the rage of many a shipper came spilling out, and if just for a moment, the board shook.Really, I don't remember any shitstorm either, or my sensors have been so far recalibrated it didn't even register.
>>30424786Oh, so /a/fag Waifufags lost a concentration point for their faggotry, and turned on each-other?This only created a chain reaction, which sustained itself for 300 posts and 50 image replies omitted, click reply to view?So it's basically to be expected. Manchilds tantrum at not getting their fictional 2d moeblob, and then the storm of shit occurs?Damn son. Sounds like some fireworks.
>>30424881Well aren't you a depressing twat.
Must. Not. Give into sleep
>>30424869>>30424870It wasn't so much a shitstorm. It was closer to the calm that comes after a large storm. There was an element of silence that they both shared. After Rena turned out to not be a lesbian, a whole lot of the shipper posts just stopped. They were gone, like in a state of shock.
>>30424904I prefer to think of myself as a Nameless Rank-and-File Leltornado Chucklefuck
>>30424929How many lost?
>>30424950all hands
just give her the dick already so we can get the show on the road
>>30424950At least two shipping lanes, and maybe even hundreds of fanfics. No survivors have been found.
>>30424966Yeah, rip.
>>30424972I believe there is an issue here.
>>30424929I think people were really into the shipping since they were horny.But when that route was closed the people found something else to masturbate about.I don't know why people get so horny. Or why, when they get horny, they seek fetishes everywhere instead of just masturbating.It must be something related to 4chan culture I guess.
>>30424972Twat.
You and Robin walk outside. You need to get this out. OK, be strong. Even if she rejects you, you can totally be friends, right?Right?How do you even bring this up? This shouldn't be so hard, you tease her all the time. "This town is a popular resort for couples, right?"Robin looks around at all the hotels. "Yeah. It's a tourist town in general, but couples are their main target. It wasn't always like that though. There's a rich history. Way back when it was founded"-She starts going into the history of Aquapolis. You just smile and nod as she talks. You're not really following along, but you're entranced by how passionate she gets about subjects like that. The way her lips move as she talks, the smell of her hair, the excited look she gets when she mentions certain dates. She's just amazing.You interrupt her and just blurt it out. "I like you."Robin smiles. "I like you too."Somehow you don't think she got your meaning. You stop her in the middle of the street. "No. Robin. I like you. Like like. I have a crush on you." You make sure she can't misunderstand.There's a long, extremely awkward pause. A stranger on the street walks by. Each step takes forever.You and Robin avoid each others' gaze. "Oh.">Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this>Kiss her>"Just kidding! You're so easy to tease!">This got weird. Change the subject. To anything. Anything!>Something else
>>30424987You really think that simple masturbation will slow the perversion of 4chan?
>>30425010>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle thisMaximum awkward.
>>30425010>Stand there awkwardly waiting for a reply>Twiddle your thumbs and kick a rock
>>30425010>>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this"sorry if this a bombshell for you. Just answer truthfully. I'm a big girl."sweat bullets on the inside
>>30425010Gobble you bastard, stringing this out to prolong our suffering.>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this
>>30425010>"Just kidding! You're so easy to tease!"I know this is the worst option and will create the biggest shitstorm and resolve the minimum situations possible.Thus I choose it.
>>30425010>>Kiss her
>>30425010Tone and body language say more than words ever could. Sorry, Kat.
>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle thisAnd if so>Kiss her
>>30425010Say nothing just wait, maybe start bushing
>>30425010>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this
>>30425010>>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this>>Kiss her
>>30425010>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this>neither do you
>>30425010>Kiss herDont give her a chance!
>>30425024You're telling me people already masturbate and are still horny?Hmm. Don't know how to handle.
>>30425010>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle this>Kiss her
>>30425039Backing this.>>30425044And this. You're a bastard, Gobble. You're our bastard, though, so we won't break your kneecaps. Yet.
Only kiss if if she reciprocates the feelings
If we do kiss her, could we maybe not do it in the middle of the street?
>>30425010>Ask if she likes you back. She probably has no idea how to handle thisAwkwardly, blushing
>>30425010>This got weird. Change the subject. To anything. Anything!Evade! Evade!
>>30425010>Ask if she likes you backBe strong, girl.
>>30424987But /tg/ demands things that cannot be alleviated by simple masturbation. Things like hand-holding and emotional bonding.
>>30425101Why not?
>>30425010And my vote goes to>Awkward silenceLet her speak without prompting.
>>30425143maybe awkward fidgeting too.
>>30425143We're allowed to drop a little spagettiCause you know that once we start talking that's all that's going to come out. we're gonna ramble and ramble until spagetti rains from the sky
>>30425087I'm almost certain Gobble feeds off your frustration much in the same way that a Car consumes fuel or an Electro-dinosaur consumes lightning.>>30425134I don't understand, but I get that the matter is beyond my understanding.Is it like in /jp/ where they argue constantly over wch 2hu fq and wch 2hu cudl?
>>30425142Privacy is preferable, and I doubt Robin would appreciate making a spectacle.
>>30425177Kat-y with a Chance of Spaghetti.
>>30425193I don't know where you're from but kissing in public is commonplace in most parts of the world. Especially for teenagers.
>>30425177SPAGHETTI RAINSOME STAY DRY WHILE OTHERS mumble mumble hrr hmm mumble hmm hrr
WELL THAT WAS AWKWARD LETS DO SOMETHING ELSE AQUAPOLIS IS A WATER TOWN MAYBE WE CAN GO LOOK AT ITS DYKES NO WAIT I MEAN IT'S A NICE PLACE TO HAVE A GAY OLD TIME THAT SOUNDS WORSE WHAT IF WE JUST ATE OUT GAH FUCK LETS GO SHOPPING FOR LESBIANS THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
>>30425221Hey I'm just saying what I think.
>>30425221I don't know where you're from but in the Middle East, Russia, China and Southeast Asia that is precisely the opposite of the case.
>>30425236LET'S GO GET SOME CLAMS WITH BUTTER SAUCE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KAT
>>30425267But no one likes those places.But seriously there's no gay racism to stop us in this setting,
>>30425282>RacismI don't even, anon.
>>30425282The word you're looking for is "bigotry."Study, son.
>>30425282Gay transphobic non-ableist cisgendered racist homophobic heteronormative antisemitic non-tolerant mancentric rape-apologetic fatshaming bigotry?
>>30425348>>30425331>>30425376Same shit
>>30425282>gay racismGay, now a race.
>>30425382Not even a little bit.
>>30425376You forgot climate-change deniers.
>>30425382Why can't there be gay racism.I want a place where being normal is a good thing instead of just "a thing" damn it
>>30425384I've heard it argued that way before.
>>30425384But is it an Olympic event?
>>30425414I heartily chuckled.
>>30425414No, Russia banned the gays remember.
>>30425393Have you ever asked if the climate IDENTIFIES with changing? Maybe the climate does not WANT to identify as changing, making it a Transcisclimate?Did that thought ever cross your mind? No, it did not. Please remember to check your privilege.
>>30425112this
>>30425414"And now we are coming to you live from Sochi for the '100 Meter Gay'. There's Brimson for the German team, liberally applying the K-Y, generously donated by the 'Johnson and Johnson' corporation... and he's making his approach as the judge prepares to fire the starting gun."
God, I love you guys
>>30425414No, being Gay is a professional event and the Olympics are only for amateurs.
>>30425112Seconded
>>30425456You must be a runner.
>>30425010http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zWh3AfjSc6
>>30425451>100 Meter Gay
just sink the ship already Gobble.
>>30425484I know, what a huge faggot.
>>30425480>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zWh3AfjSc6time for the voice acted visual novel.
>>30425496Ho ho ho.But really, if it did cave, would the quest fail?Would rock slide everyone dies?
>>30425497http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd53vbCHLg
Anybody wanna teach Trunks Grass Knot?Might come in handy against anything that's big as fuck.
>>30425480Fantastic.You have a very nice voice.
>>30425515I'm guessing we'd speed off to start off Team Rocket, crushing everything under foot.You know 16 year old hormones and overreactions.
>>30425484>Gay-atholon>Gay-lifting>Gaymnastics>figure skating
You play with your hands and kick a rock. Anything is better than just standing here in the middle of the street. ugh, you should have picked a better spot. Why isn't she saying anything?"Do-" Get it together! Your face is so hot. You're sure you're blushing hard. "Do you like me?" Your eyes meet hers, but just for a second. You didn't see outright disgust or hate in her eyes. Why were you even expecting that? You have issues. You're so confused. Hurry up Robin!Robin looks away. "I...I don't know." That's not a no. It is not a no. It still feels like one, but it isn't. Stay calm. You're the cool one, remember? Yes, on the inside your a mess, and you don't have anything to offer her except for teasing and emotional manipulation because you're not really good for anything else, but miracles can happen, right?Robin leads you to an alley and around a small corner, outside of the public street. Is that a bad sign? It feels like a bad sign. "I don't know Kat. I know that's not really fair to you. I really like you as a friend." Oh no. No no no no no. "But," Your heart is doing leaps, "I feel something else too. I don't know what that is yet." How is it you're the one struggling to talk and she's so calm? "W-w-what else could that be?" You ask. You have to push forward. She's just mixed up. Yeah. You lean in to kiss her. Your lips connect. For a second, the entire world disappears. She kisses back! Fireworks go off in our head and your heart nearly explodes out of your chest.She pulls away. "Wait." No. Your eyes open and the world becomes dark and grey and cold again. "I'm sorry. I don't know. This is a lot to take in." She looks away again.How does she not know? Tears are creeping into your vision. You're shaking. For the first time you notice that she's shaking too.>Kiss her again. She knows, she's just scared>She hates you. Run away>You understand. You can give her time>Something else
>>30425515Nah. We'd just act hurt for X threats, jump on Vance's massive beatstick, and then prey upon Robin's boyman attraction to have her join in.Everyone would win.
>>30425515Kat would be horribly depressed. Might actually hook up with Vance to dull the pain... which would make him think things are going somewhere when they're not.Inb4 Robin's a lesbian and Kat's just horrible.
>>30425515I would still follow it, even though I'm pretty much pic related. It's a good quest, lesbians aside.
>>30425522It should be added to his repertoire at some point, no 4moveSyndrome means situational moves are just good cards to have up your sleeve.
>>30425522Don't most Big things already get rektd by Grass?
>>30425545>>She hates you. Run awayTIME FOR SELF-DEPRECIATION
>>30425545>You understand. You can give her time"sorry...quite the bombshell to drop huh? real smooth Kat... real fucking smooth."
>>30425545>You understand. You can give her time
>>30425545>She hates you. Run away
>>30425545You understand. You can give it time.Meanwhile, you're going to room someplace else tonight and drink your body weight in whatever the in-universe equivalent of Mad Dog 20/20 is.
>>30425545>Something elseAwkward II: electric boogaloo
>>30425545Whelp.Say we understand give her time.Break into a run anyway
>>30425569Steel
>>30425545>You understand. You can give her timeOkay, so maybe the lingerie was a little overboard
>>30425587I think this would be a bad idea.Let's do it immediately.
>>30425545Hang on, need to roll my teenage girl lore.Ah here it is.>You understand. You can give her timeRobin's sexuality was in its "standby" phase, and forcibly activating it at such speed has overflowed critical brain systems.Wait for Robin's brain to self-repair.
>>30425545>Give her time>Walk around the corner and run
>>30425545>You understand. You can give her time.It's not like Kat realized she was bi until just recently herself.
>>30425609Kat: Bad Decisions.jpg
>>30425595Thisthisthis
>>30425545Spill spaghetti, cry, thank her for being honest, say that you hope she can work it out eventually, and run awayMaximum spaghetti. I'm talking nuclear level pasta.
>>30425545>>She hates you. Run awayIC
>>30425545>>You understand. You can give her time"I... I underst-"Oh, who are we kidding. ABORT!>>She hates you. Run away
>>30425617this
>>30425545>You understand. You can give her time.But with a lot more spaghetti, and then run away anyway
>>30425545>>She hates you. Run awaymake her come running
Y-YOU TOO
>>30425545>Hold her close>Beg her not to hate you
>>30425545>Kiss her again. She knows, she's just scaredPress on the advantage, conquer her in one swift blitzkrieg!
>>30425545>She hates you. Run away>You understand. You can give her timeCombination of these two. She's a nice girl, and we know she doesn't hate us. But I'll bet we think the kiss was forcing ourself on her too much, too fast. We fucked this up. Dammit Kat, you always fuck this up.
>>30425545>Fireworks go off in our head and your heart nearly explodes out of your chest>our head and your heart>our...yourGOOOOOOOOOOBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
>>30425664I named that lighting horse pokemon Blitzkrieg.I do however think this is a bad idea
>>30425545>>You understand. You can give her time
>>30425664Sorry Hitler, you're a nice guy and all but you are shit at relationships, stick to blizkrieging France.
>>30425664Hitler, go say that to Russia you prick
>>30425675The only correct answer.
>>30425545 >You understand. You can give her time
>>30425545>She hates you. Run awayIt's the only choice.
I swear to fuck if this gets cliffhangered.
>>30425749We all know it's going to, Anon. Just accept it.
>>30425545>>She hates you. Run away
>>30425545http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rvyyoUuW8h I was going to move on to another thread in /co/, but this gots me groovin'.
>>30425749We're on page 8 again. Either we get 3 threads today or Robin gets kidnapped by not!Rocket.
>>30425749We understand, Anon. Give the quest time.Oh who am I kidding. ABANDON QUEST
>>30425545>>You understand. You can give her timethen be overwhelmed into>She hates you. Run away
>>30425545Voting>>30425595
>>30425775I would let you tell me a bed time story anytime anon.
>>30425775Nope. Can't quit the grin.
Kat's gonna go to bed crying, and horrible dishearten...Only to be awaken by Robin in the nude All is well
>>30425777If Robin gets kidnapped then I think we're gonna get our Khorne on.
>>30425813Sorry, anon, but I'll let you keep dreaming for now.
>>30425813then she wakes up
>>30425775Keep on truckin', drunk anonYou're a pretty cool dude.
>>30425813>Vance looking by the sidelines with nothing but a goofy hat on and he moves in for a hug
>>30425842>>30425859I can dream
>>30425866Shh, darling. No tears, only dreams now. Dreams of lesbians holding hands.
>>30425831seconding
>>30425882It isn't even a definite.
>>30425859Robin reaches into her cleavage and pulls out an investing booklet
the 3 trainers lived in awkward unrequited love triangles but everything changed when the fire Nation attacked
>>30425943Oh fuck you Anon
>>30425943>You know Kat I've been writing down the numbers of a few brokers in this town.
Your such an idiot. Why did you think this would work?"I," you sniff back a gross amount of snot, "I understand. I can give you time though." Your voice cracks and squeaks like an old wooden floor. "I can give you time. Anything," you sniff, "you need." Why did you say that? It probably sounded creepy. You back away.Robin looks at you. She's at a loss for words. You think she's saying your name, but you can't even hear it. Everything is so distant."Time! No problem!" You repeat. You walk around the corner and burst into a run. You're so dumb! What's wrong with you? You get a few badges and you think you're a different girl? You can't just change into a likable person. Especially not to someone like Robin.You run and run until you realize you have no idea where you're going.>Run back to the hotel, lock yourself in your room>Meet Vance at the Pokemon center. Try to act normal>Run outside town, somewhere quiet>Something else
>>30425775http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K6AWSbb4LYCan't stop, won't stop.
>>30426015>Run outside town, somewhere quietWhy not?Btw we're 500 posts and page 8, brace for fail.
>>30426015>Hotel RoomOperation: Pokemon Cuddle Pile is a go.
>>30426015>run in some random direction without thinking about it
>>30426015> somewhere quietdon't gotta be out of town
>>30426015>Run back to the hotel, lock yourself in your roomWith a bottle of alcohol?
>>30426015>Run outside town, somewhere quietHA HA TIME FOR VLAD AND DEVON TO MAKE THINGS BETTER
>Run outside town, somewhere quiet
>>30426015>Run outside town, somewhere quiet
>>30426015Flee, you disgusting subhuman bitch. Who could love some scruffy orphan scum begging for scraps from the pretty people, you dumb cunt?
>>30426015>Run outside town, somewhere quietWith a bottle of alcohol.ALSO, PAGE 9 ALERT
>>30426035I think the music in the background is the best part.
>>30426015Run aimlessly
I feel kind of bad for Robin, she's just going to blame herself for this.Now I feel guilty
>>30426085it really does sell it
>>30426015>>Run outside town, somewhere quiet
>>30426070Got to agree, self abuse does sound very reasonable.
>>30426097You're using reasoning, logic, and thought.Kat's in panic mode right now. She's going to hate herself a whole lot more before this is over, and it'll pale in comparison to Robin's awkward spaghetti dropping.
>>30426058Just Devon
>>30426097Drink until all you feel is the need to keep drinking.
>>30426105At this point in time? Damn skippy.Our little Kat is not the most... how should I put it... emotionally centered of individuals, poor thing.
>>30426123>Not taking out Leviathan to cry on
>>30426126then keep drinking
>>30426058Vlad's kind of a dick
>All these "Run out of town" votesBut...but PCP in the hotel room...
>>30426126Hey let's play a new drinking game, 3 rules.1) Drink if you feel like shit2) Take a drink for every drink you take.3) rule 2 applies to its self
>>30426015>Run back to the hotel, lock yourself in your roomChanneling my inner 16 year old girl here.>>30426035You're amazing
>>30426035>>30425775>>30425480>guy gets drunk and records two women coming out to each other.Better than driving and getting into fights, I guess.
>>30426143Leviathan would fling us off of her and straight up leave.
>>30426162Then we can cry even more!
>>30426157We had drugs!? The fuck!?
>>30426015>Run to the docks/beach/under a bridge etcWater makes for good introspection
>>30426035I cannot fucking breathe anon. Oh god my sides
>>30426162Leviathan would drink our salty tears and spit them back in our face.
>>30426170Nah, let's not go too over board.We can let Devon lick the learns from our face.
>>30426174The innkeep said he'd get us whatever we wanted man
>>30426174>!?Dumb faggot
>>30426195I know, doesn't he know anything?!
>>30426190tears
>>30426190We can bottle our tears and leave them out to dry, then after it's dried we can collect the tearsalt and use it to cook Robin a delicious meal with it, so we'll be with her forever
That's all for tonight folks. Thank you all very much for participating. You all rock.I'm not sure about running tomorrow. I want to start first thing, but I'm waiting to hear back about something and might not be available. If not tomorrow, then we'll shoot for Monday evening.Feel free to leave any questions, comments, criticisms, advice, etc.
>>30426193we have booze. We don't need drugscrack is whack yo.
>>30426193I don't think that includes hard drugs for underage and emotionally unstable teenage girls
>>30426223GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GOBBLE YOU ASSHOLE
>>30426223Goddamnit I knew it.Thanks for running
>>30426223This was an awesome quest Gobble, good work like always But because of this cliffhangerFUCK YOU!
>>30426230>crackfucking casual
>>30426223Whatever you're waiting to hear back about, I hope it's nothing serious, and if it is I hope you get good news.Thanks for the game, man.You're still a bastard.
>>30426223haha ! Cliffhangers.thanks for running gobble. nothing more fun than watching a ship run a ground.
>>30426254Goddamned Super Meth purists.>>30426263Ain't sunk yet, mi laddo. When we go back to the hotel and find Vance "comforting" Robin? Then we're in for a core breach that'll level the city.
>>30426223/u/-boats are on battlestations.Ready torpedoes and prepare to dive!
>>30426263The ship is still floating, anon. It's beaten, but not broken.The /u/ss KATxROBIN is unsinkable.
>>30426285I think that's about the time Devon evolves and goes on a killing spree
>>30426223Sylveon, Espeon, or Umbreon?
>>30426285As unlikely as I think that anything will happen between the two of them after we disappear like that, Aquapolis would burn.Hell hath no fury, etc.
>>30426015http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gxpa1AwDDYThanks Gobble, that was dynamite.
Shit poor Vance, no idea what just happened and he is going to get stuck in the middle atleast for a little bit
>>30426339Umbreon masterrace
>>30426223Great show, my day disappeared before I knew it. Thanks for running.
>>30426258Thanks. Nothing serious, just things that might affect my day tomorrow. I don't have any kids, but the adults in my life depend on me for a lot of stuff.Totally sorry to leave on a cliffhanger. I thought we'd just do traveling prep and hit the road. Was not expecting this, but as long as everyone enjoyed it I'm happy.
>>30426373Indulge me: Did you plan Robin to not know how to react? In your personal opinion, do you think Kat forced the matter too quickly?
>>30426285>>30426327she said no, anons
>>30426347Chuckled
>>30426347I'm loving this by the way. Reminds me of old radio plays I used to listen to.Great voice! You should consider radio work.>meanwhile, Vance punched thingsI did a spit take
>>30426410>implying no means noDo you even into women?
>>30426373Is there still hope Gobble?
>>30426410No, she really didn't.
>>30426410>>30426428She never actually said "no"
>>30426347>MEANWHILE VANCE PUNCHED THINGS
>>30426347You sound like Russian Christopher Walken.I want to have your babbehs.
>>30426373Are you planning to sink the /u/-boat fleet?
>>30426448>>30426439hmmm... I thought the No was in the in quotation.still not looking good....friendzone incoming
>>30426448You sound like me after the first date.
>>30426410UNSINKABLE!
>>30426485She said she liked us, but didn't know how she felt specifically. The "No" was in reaction to the kiss.
>>30426485
>>30426485I'm cautiously optimistic.
>>30426544>>30426519>>30426501hue hue hue
She was into the kiss, and said that there was 'something' else she felt about us. She's just confused and needs time to deal with her feelings. Stay optimistic and we'll be scissoring her timbers in no time.
>all da /u/boats tell themselves it will be okay
>>30426565>>30426623And that's when Kat became a rapist. Stockholm syndrome is close enough to a relationship for her
>>30426623Robin said she didn't know. We're not locked out of her route yet. All depends on how we handle the ensuing emotional trauma.Angry Houndour 20/20 and Boone's Pokeberry Farm
>>30426623It'll be fineI'm sureEverything will be okayThis ship is unsinkable.
>>30426623>>30426623>>30426623
>>30426666Well, hell, Super Satan wouldn't lie to us.
>>30426401>Did you plan Robin to not know how to react?I have planned so very little of what happens.Robin has been good at suppressing her feelings about most things for a long time thanks to her home life. Given how it went down, it felt like the most natural way for her to react. The floodgates have recently opened with her dad, but she still doesn't know how to handle the heavy stuff. Her way to cope has always been to shrink and endure. She's the type that can live with a of emotional burdens to keep things 'stable'. She can handle being alone, being put down, being abused, but she making any sort of stand or commitment for her own sake is still foreign to her. Asking her to confront her feelings on a possible relationship with a close friend when she does her best to hide from her own wants, needs and sexuality is a huge shock to her system. She's been full steam ahead on these things since she met you as it is. This is an overload to her system. She doesn't know what she wants because she's so used to just trying to please others.Sorry, that got a bit rambling and probably manages not to answer your question.>In your personal opinion, do you think Kat forced the matter too quickly?Maybe. I was more surprised at the circumstances. It was a sudden thing in the middle of running errands. That's how relationships are though, whether they're friends, coworkers, significant others or family. They're sudden, messy, and oftentimes vague.>>30426430Do you feel hopeful?
>>30426800Fuck it, lets hope, one tiny animal is going to end up eating the other. We'll make sure of it
>>30426800Sounds fair.BTW, you said to let you know when I start up the Disgaea quest. I'm planning to run a one-shot before the week's out just to see what kind of reception it gets. Probably a dream sequence for the MC or something.
>>30426800Robin confirmed for perfect battered wife material.If we still manage a relationship with her, she's probably going to turn into a superfreak in the sack with all of that repression she has going.
>>30426904Just how I like 'em: Pre-broken and receptive.
>>30426904She's completely dependant, almost no backbone, and somehow that turns her into a sex freak? you are an even gibber implier than I am.
>>30426932anyone archive this thread yet?
>>30426932She's repressed, subdued, and basically broken inside. Once Kat convinces her it's okay to not be... that... she's going to go at least as far in the opposite direction. Slippery slope.
>>30426967yeah,its got like 6 votes
>>30427000huh I only see part 1 archived
>>30426800I feel vaguely hopeful.
>>30426969"thanks to you Kat, I know have the courage to stick up for myself and make my own decisions. So I am proud to say I love you like a sister but I don't return your feelings. I'm sorry, can we still be friends?"
>>30427011f5 maybe?
>>30427033Yes plz.I sort of wish it could have happened today. Wasn't it #24 in Hero Quest as well?
>>30427033"Of course we can!"ScreamingInternally.jpg"In other news, an unnamed teenage girl was seen on the outskirts of Aquapolis today, stark naked leading a pack of wild Pokemon on what local residents described as a 'dumpster scavenging mission.' She allegedly smelled of fermented Pokeberries and 'The rot of ten-thousand ass-' John, can we say that on air? We can't? Ah."
>>30427033pls no
>>30427058Ahh I had the pokemon quest Tag and that one says okemon quest thats why I didn't see it
>>30427072yes
>>30427033No.
