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> Tuesday, October 21st, 2013

SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLe
CREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17
TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajg
THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sq

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20Quest

You are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.

You yawn, snifling a bit. You feel much better than you did yesterday. Looks like that cold of yours is gone. Thus, you feel nothing but FRESHNESS AND BEAUTY once you finish up your morning shower and get breakfast out of the way.

You pack away your Tankery Uniform into your bag then get dressed into your school uniform. Hm. Might as well go with the sweater vest today, who knows. Seems stylish enough.

You open up the door to greet your crew. Nancy, Lisa, Ramirez, and Kitten.

Nancy grins. “Morning, President! Sleep well?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
>>
>>30392562
> Boast

It's time....
>>
Welp, today's the day for arguing, isn't it?

>>30392562
> Boast
>>
>>30392562
>> Boast
Hell yeah!

LGA is here, now my weekend can begin.
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>>30392603
Pretty much, though I hope the way will show up

I also did some research the last time
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>>30392562
> Boast
http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17
>dat kill gap
>>
Didn't the animation club say they'd pass over some Youtube money Monday-ish?
>>
> Boast

“Oh, I slept like a bay, Nancy. And I feel all better from yesterday! Good thing too since we’ve got practice today.”

Lisa nods. “Would hate for you to miss it,” she says. “Would be quite the thing deciding who the de-facto commander would be.”

You nod. “Of course, Lisa. That’s implying you’d let other people have a shot at it. Let’s get to school.”

You all head downstairs and onto the street. Lisa however, continues. “Oh, Boss. The Animation Club called me to tell you that they’ve come into some money. They pooled together some profits from the video and some of their reserves to say thanks for resolving the situation.”

> + 7,500 DOLLARS

“Cool,” you say. “Anything else going on?”

Nancy says, “I was reviewing the roster last night and the Poles and the Rifle Team want some reassignments.”

> TEAMS REQUESTING REASSIGNMENT
>> TEAM WOJTEK TO M5A1 STUART (COMP. SPEC.) “Szarik”
>> TEAM MINIE TO T-34/76 MODEL 1941 (COMP. SPEC.)

> CONFIRM?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30392746
> Y
>>
>>30392746
>y
>>
>>30392746
Here comes the shitstorm.
I say
>Yes
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>>30392746
>>Y
>>
>>30392746
>Y
how far did Trude get in her reading last thread Schteel?
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>>30392815
10%
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>>30392831
So we finished bare assed Ferdinand and need to reread to get the perk?
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>>30392849
No, I mean you advanced by 10%.

It's currently hanging now at 90%
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>>30392746
Oh boy, sneaking the vote when we don't have all our players.
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>>30392746
>Y
let's do this
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>>30392746
No to the Poles. Crikes, if we're going to reassign them we can do it AFTER the Walter Christie match. The Hellcat is just too valuable.
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>>30392857
i was hoping that she would reach 100% complete. but i'll take what we can get.
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>>30392746
...Fuggit, it's too early in the morning to argue.
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>>30392875
Ya Schteel, this seems kind of slimy. At least wait for the evening when people get back from work or such.
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>>30392875
I really hope that everyone realizes the Hellcat doesn't suit the poles since it can get KO'd by machine guns in the CQC conditions the Poles love, unlike the Stuart.
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>>30392746
Y
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>>30392890
They can barely shoot and drive the thing, at least they know the Stuart
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>>30392746
>Y
We have more teams
Its fine
End the shitstorms
>>
> Y

You nod. “Make it happen, Nancy.”

With that, Nancy starts making the calls.

> TEAM WOJTEK ASSIGNED TO M5A1 STUART (COMP. SPEC.) “Szarik”
> TEAM MINIE ASSIGNED TO T-34/76 MODEL 1941 (COMP. SPEC.)

You yawn a bit. You’re still just a smidge tired. Blame it on that cold from yesterday. You’ll get back into the swing of things though. Actually, if you remember correctly, today’s the day Lutz should arrive. That should be exciting.

Then you feel the ground shake a bit. No, it can’t be.

You hear grinding metal scratch next to you as Lutz’s Panzer I comes to a stop. She turns out of the turret, dark grey ITL uniform and brilliant bright smile and all. “Morning, I heard you needed my services!”

The five of you are a bit confused at this. “Uh, hi,” says Lisa.

Lutz waves, “Hi!” Nancy waves back, genuinely happy. Lutz says, “Would you all like a ride to school?”

> WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE TO SCHOOL?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30392909
Oh fuck, not this again. The Hellcat would have to literally be IN THEIR FACE for a machine gun to threaten them. The Poles only need to get up close in the Stuart because their gun can't do shit at any kind of range.

>>30392930
They have practice and a whole fucking match to get used to it. A Hellcat can pull it's weight unlike a Stuart.
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>>30392746
>>Other
Wait till later.
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>>30392943
>Y
>>
>>30392943
Y
why not
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>>30392943
>> Y
Ride in style.
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>>30392943
> Y

>lafayette gitsing
Nice job captcha.
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>>30392943
> Y
Can we even fit the SC staff into the Pz I?
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>>30393021
We're probably riding ontop
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>>30393021
Unless they ride on top, I don't think so. There's the driver and TC inside the tank, and I don't think either would like a cramped area.
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> Y

You climb onto the back of the little tank along with the rest of your staff. Kitten grabs hold of you from behind, pressing herself against you as tightly as possible.

“Kitten, you don’t have to hold onto me that tight,” you say. “It’s not like-“

The Panzer I zooms down the street, almost knocking all five of you off. Nancy screams all the way there as Lutz happily laughs at this immense speed and power.

The Panzer I zooms right into campus, shocking and scaring off a few students and bystanders as they run out of the way. The Panzer I streaks embers as it powerslides to a stop. At that, Ramirez falls off. Lutz looks down at her. “You okay?”

Ramirez holds up her hand, still sprawled on the ground. “I’m fine.”

Kitten, Nancy, AND Lisa have now held onto you. Guys please. You can’t breathe.

Lutz looks back at you, smiling proudly. “The power of the Panzer I! As Guderian says, ‘Der Motor des Panzers ist ebenso seine Waffe wie die Kanone!’”

You nod, slowly dismounting, Nancy, Lisa, and Kitten still clinging to you. “Thanks, Lutz.”

Lutz nods, then pats on the turret top. The Panzer I immediately speeds away. “See you at practice!” she yells as she leaves.

You’re looking forward to it.

> Head to Class
> Walk Around
> Take a Vacation Day (9)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30393136
> Walk Around
We haven't just done this in a while.
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>>30393136
>> Read a Book (Specify)
Let's Finsih Bare assed Ferdinand at the laibary
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>>30393136
> ‘Der Motor des Panzers ist ebenso seine Waffe wie die Kanone!'
She can speak German? Welp, we bringing our mystery book every tankery session now.

> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)
Get them points.
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>>30393136
> Read a Book (Specify)
Bare Assed Ferdinand,

At the Library
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>>30393136
>‘Der Motor des Panzers ist ebenso seine Waffe wie die Kanone

So she can speak the language of poets and thinkers, maybe she'd be willing to help us translate our mystery book
>>
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)

You say goodbye to your staff and head to the LIBRARY!

… Boy, saying that unironically is kind of difficult.

Regardless, it’s time to finish out the last bits of Bare-Arsed Ferdinand. Despite the rather comedic premise, the quirky narration, and the general light-hearted tone of it, it just got insanely dark the last few chapters.

> Bare-Arsed Ferdinand: Progress: 110%
> + 10 CP

You sigh. That was depressing as fuck.

But regardless, seems like it’s now time to get up and go to class-

Your cellphone rings.

“Fredendall”

> Answer
> Don’t Answer
>>
>>30393273
>Answer
>>
>>30393273
> Answer
>>
>>30393273
> Answer
Might be debate related stuff.
>>
>>30393273
>Answer
Dis gon b bad.
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> Answer

“What do you want, Fredendall?”

“Is that any way to talk to your Senior President, Gertrude?”

“Yes.”

“Hmph. Oh whatever. Anyway, just calling to let you know that I need to borrow some funds from you.”

“What? What the hell do you need?”

“Oh, I’m just short on money right now. You know, I like to have a healthy buffer you know? Keeps me secure. All I need is about 4,000 Dollars from your treasury, should do the trick. How about it?”

> HOW ABOUT IT?
> No
> Fuck no
> Fuck you
> Fuck off
> Fuck this
> Fine, but fuck you anyway you fuck
> Other
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>>30393400
> Ya naw
>>
>>30393400
>No
> Fuck no
> Fuck you
> Fuck off> Fuck this
>>
>>30393400
>Sure, I have no problem supporting the school when the Senior President mismanages funds
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>>30393400
> Fine, but fuck you anyway you fuck

She will extort it one way or another in the end.

Can we have a subquest about fucking her shit up? Keeping the Academy will be a moral victory, but I really want her to be punched in the face.
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>>30393400
> Why don't you just steal it?
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>>30393400
>> Fine, but fuck you anyway you fuck
>What for?
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>>30393400
>Other
>If you can't tell me what it's for, I'm not lending you any.
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>>30393400
>> Other
>"$4,000 seems a lot just to have you talk dirty over the phone."
>> No
>>
>>30393400
>Ask her what the money is going towards?
>>
>>30393400
> No
and
>What the fuck are you going to do with it?
>>
> Some combination of everything

You walk out of the library and to some isolated corner and then politely say to Fredendall, “What the fuck do you need 4,000 Dollars for?”

“Like I said, security.”

“So, you’re not going to actually use it.”

“Depends. I did see a nice coat on Amazon, might buy that.”

“Look, no. Alright? Fuck no. Fuck you, fuck off, and fuck this. It’s my money and I’m using it the way I want to.”

“Oh, for the recall election right?”

“Yeah!”

“Well, too bad. I’m taking it anyway. See you!”

With that, Fredendall hangs up.



FU-

> - 4,000 DOLLARS FROM CLASS TREASURY

You sigh. Might as well head to class. No need to get angry over this. You sit down in your seat in your math class and start ANGRILY taking notes, ANGRILY.

Then you head to English Class once that’s done and you ANGRILY take more notes, EVEN MORE ANGRILY.

AND FUCK CHEMISTRY.

PUNKASS SCIENCE.

Lunch arrives. Finally. Fukken lunch periods.

> Find your staff
> Head directly to Lunch
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Other
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>>30393614
> Find your staff
> Bitch about Fredendall
> Chill the fuck out
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>>30393614
If there are any parts of that deer left over, I vote we hide them in Fredendall's bed.
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>>30393614
What a cunt.
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>>30393614
> Find your staff
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>>30393614
> Find your staff
Talk to Lisa, refill the treasury. Don't want anyone thinking we're squandering the class funds.
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>>30393614
>> Find your staff
Ask Lisa to refill it
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>>30393650
If anything we can use that as leverage to delay the Aviation team's test
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>>30393737
Don't count on it, she makes sure she is defended from every direction.
>>
> Find your staff

“… fucking really?”

You nod. “Really.”

Lisa groans. “Damn it. She know how hard it is for us to get this kind of money? I mean, sponsorships alone ain’t going to keep us afloat for long. Hell, all this talk of sponsorships in general, where’s our money? Where are the people who want to fund us? Jeez.”

Nancy frowns. “It’s a shame really.”

“It is,” says Lisa as she gets her spaghetti on her tray. “I think we oughta pay her back for this.”

You raise an eyebrow. “Like what? Are we just going to dump a horse’s head in her bed as she sleeps?”

“The hell are you talking about?” asks Lisa. “Is that a movie reference?”

You look at her like she’s fucking insane. “You’ve NEVER WATCHED THE GODFATHER?”

Lisa shakes her head. “No.”

“HOLY SHIT,” you say. “ARE YOU- WHAT?!”

With that, you get your lunches of spaghetti, some garlic bread, and a nice carton of milk. Not chocolate though, only kids drink chocolate milk. Like Lisa.

> Converse Casually
> Talk Tanks
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
>>
>>30393812
>Devise a cunning plan to get back at Fredendall. Ask for Fairless' help if needed. Maybe she knows her weakness.
>>
>>30393812
>> Talk School Politics
Subquest: The Getbackers
Get back all your funds from Freddy.
>>
Put an HE round in her bed while she sleeps.
>>
>>30393812
>Call Fairlass

Ask to delay the Aviation CLub deadline

> Read a Book (Specify)

BAre Assed Ferdinand

We're almost done
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>>30393916
We take separate lunches, Fairless is in class I think.

>>30393812
> Converse Casually
Y'know, if plots for revenge are 'casual'.
>>
>>30393812
> Read a Book (Specify)
Bare Assed Ferdinand

We can have our revenge by winning reelection, for now let's build up our skill set
>>
>>30393812
> Other

Plot revenge.
>>
>>30393812
> Read a Book (Specify)
>>
>>30393812
> Converse Casually
Say, when is the debate gonna happen? We don't want to get blindsided by Frendy here.
That seems to be the best we could do in terms of throwing a monkey wrench to her doing whatever she pleases.

She might use that 20k she gave us a long time ago as negotiating leverage.
>>
>>30393812
> Read a Book (Specify)

Bare Assed Ferdinand

We need like like 5 for more reads
>>
>>30393812
> Converse Casually
Fredendall
>>
> Converse Casually
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)

… Christ, everything is SO FUCKING DEPRESSING IN THIS BOOK NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE ENDING.

> Bare-Arsed Ferdinand: Progress: 130%

You slurp up some of this plastic tasting spaghetti godfuckingDAMN IT and say, “What’d you have in mind for revenge, Lisa?”

Lisa smirks, then motions you to lean forward she can whisper. “We sneak into her dorm, and while she’s sleep, we leave her hand in cold water, then when she wakes up, she’ll piss the bed!”



You blink. “Does that actually work?”

Lisa shrugs. “I have no idea.”

“Why would we want to do this?” asks Nancy.

“Because,” says Lisa. “I think Fredendall is a total bitch who needs to learn some manners, thus we make her piss the bed.”

You say, “Lisa, she’ll think she pissed the bed because she had a bad dream, not because she’s a bitch.”

Lisa crosses her arms. “Whatever, I’ll think of something. Maybe I’ll do that thing, get the Girl Scouts to help me with it. We’ll definitely do something tonight I’ll tell you.”

You sigh. “Just try not to get into trouble okay?”

You receive a phonecall.

“Kay”

> Answer
> Don’t Answer
>>
>>30393812
> Other
> Talk about our revenge
that bitch said she was going to use the club funds on a coat for her self on our smart phone right? see if we could some how save that sound file of her own words stating she will miss use school funds. we will burn her with her own quotes.
also
> Read a Book bear assed
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>>30394048
We're the tankery team, therefore we have ready access to high explosives, let's get creative.

also >answer

obviously.
>>
>>30394048
>> Answer

Finally a blond, I like.

Frendell is a blond?
>>
>>30394048
> Answer
>>
>>30394048
> Answer
damn it, i was too late
but still, we should use this against her.
>>30394075
>>
>>30394081
In my head she has live snakes for hair.
>>
>>30394048
> Answer

Maybe we shouldn't let her do this. Lisa will get some satisfaction if it works but that's it. How would she even know if it worked anyhow? The whole plan is just a setup for more misery.
>>
>>30394048
I'm pretty sure its warm water, not cold.

Don't quote me on that.

>Answer
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>>30394048
> Answer
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>>30394075
I don't think smartphones automatically record conversations without permission. That sounds mildly illegal. Also, she could just play it off as a joke or a fabricated recording. She holds more power and sway then we do.
>>
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> Answer

“Hey, Kay. What’s up?”

“Just dropping by with the details of our match. I booked some judges and a neat little place in Scotland! Starting position for you is Blue, and for me it's Red. Should be nothing but tons of fun I reckon!”

“Cool.”

“Yeah, I’ll send you a few maps of the area. Just want to iron out some stuff. I assume we’re taking as many tanks as you have, keep it fair and straight. Are we doing Annihilation or Flag?”

> Annihilation
> Flag
>>
>>30394140
if you have the right App, yes they can record what is said. i don't think she would have it on her phone right now, but still. we need to find dirt on that bitch.
>>
>>30394248
>> Annihilation
>>
>>30394248
>Flag

While Annihilation sounds fun to blow off some steam, we really need more practice in tourney style battling.
>>
>>30394248
>>30394248
Annihilation!

Some of our crews are overconfident. I want to teach them the flaws of that.
>>
>>30394248
well, our official matches will be flag right? better to get training that way.
> Flag
>>
>>30394248
>Flag

That's what the real battles about, we need this for practice.
>>
>>30394248
> Annihilation
>>
>>30394248
>> Flag

>I assume we’re taking as many tanks as you have, keep it fair and straight.
Aw, too bad. It would've been fine to come into this match 12 vs. 15. It would at least give us a feel for taking on teams with a numerical advantage.
>>
>>30394248
> Annihilation

It will be kind of boring to play Flag.

I want to break the new crews in with some annilation /
>>
>>30394248

>Flag
>>
>>30394248
>Annihilation
>>
>>30394383
Kay always plays fair when she can. She's sportsmanship personified.
>>
>>30394414
We could ask her to take more tanks if we really wanted her to.
>>
>>30394440
I guess, but why handicap ourselves when we're trying to break in new crews?
>>
Looking at the map their are two opening, (unless Kay is using Donald Ducks on her tanks)

Should we use a defensive fighting style like we did with Ace?
>>
Just send the recording from our phonecall to Tennison.
"Yeah I stole 4000$ from the class treasury to buy a coat on Amazon." is sure to get her suspended again.
>>
> Tie

You say, “I actually can’t really decide Kay. Annihilation seems fun but we do practice Flag Battles in the Tournament.”

“Ah, that’s alright. I’ll give you some time to think about it.”

“Okay, Kay. Sorry.”

“It’s fine, it’s fine! Heck, I’d even let you up or lower the number of tanks you want to field. This is for fun, don’t worry about it!”

“Alright, Kay. Thanks.”

“Call me though if you come to a decision!”

With that, you hang up.

> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30394514
> Converse Casually (Topic?)
So guys, Flag or Annihilation?

> Read a Book (Specify)
Bare Assed Ferdinand
>>
>>30394514
......
> Talk Tanks
ask our crews what do they want to fight as? Flag or annihlation? get their thoughts and a side, then call Key back.
>>30394505
OH! you. i like you. that is brilliant.
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>>30394514
> Converse Casually (Recall Election)

When is this happening again? Usually campaigning starts MONTHS in advance...
>>
>>30394514
>Converse Casually (Topic?)
See what kind of battle everyone wants to do and if we want to sit any teams out, though we'd prefer to get everyone in for this one.
>>
>>30394505
>>30394593
Again, she could play it off as a joke. She DID call us just to irk us, and saying what she did so blatantly is comical. Nothing can really come of this but wasting our time, IF we had the capability to do any such thing at all.
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>>30394514
> Talk Tanks (Flag and Annihilation)

By the way Schteel, what do you think of this?

It was kind of confusing last match trying to tell who was where so I thought I'd put this together. It's a bit big though (compared to the maps anyway) since I tried to put as much info in as I could.
>>
>>30394514
>>30394591
Let's do this, we can talk and read

>>30394645
No sitting out, we do need to have to field everyone regardless of game, they need experience.

Also Kay can easily field as many Shermans as we have tanks
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>>30394655
Yeah, until he checks the bank account and noticed 4k is indeed missing.

And every time we tell on little miss sunshine here, is going to add to our credibility, and take from hers.
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>>30394676
That looks great.
Maybe you could add like a downward "V-shape" to the bottom of the marker as a form of pointer.
>>
>>30394725
Nobody's fucking questioning she took our money. She did it before, Tennyson knew, and he couldn't do shit. We can't say one way or the other how she spends that money, and that's the damning factor.
>>
>>30394771
Just fucking do it anyway goddammit. Nothing good is gonna come from sitting on your hairy ass and doing what you usually do all day, which is probably fuck all.
>>
>>30394749
Good idea. I'll get right on that.
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>>30394676
That looks cool.

> Converse Casually

“So girls. What do you think we should do, a flag or an annihilation battle?”

Lisa says, “I say Flag battle. As much as I love the catharsis factor of Annihilation, we do have to stick to Tourney rules.”

Nancy nods. “I agree. We can play Annihilation with ourselves definitely, but we should definitely try and practice with other teams with Flag battles.”

You nod. “Alright, sounds good.” You look over at Ramirez. “Ramirez?”

Ramirez says, “I don’t care.”



You sigh. Of course.

ALARM

Time for gym class. You immediately fill up on the last of that horrid spaghetti then say goodbye to your staff.

The Coach however asks you a favor. “Would you mind taking over for swim class? The usual coach is out with a cold and we can’t find a good substitute.”

Goddamn it. Swim class in this weather ARE THEY NUTS?

> TAKE OVER SWIM CLASS
> Y/N
> Other
>>
>>30394802
Thing is, did we even record it?
>>
>>30394771
that depends on if she used a check or plastic. the bitch probably does not have the bills directed to her, but to the school or Tennyson. then HE could find out for us. either way, this topic will be be brought to a conclusion.
>>
>>30394840
>Y
>>
>>30394840
> Y
Feast our eyes on those swimsuit-clad girls.
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>>30394840
>Y
Swim nude to conserve warmth.
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>>30394802
Alright, personal insults now.

Want to revisit HOW we "Just send the recording from our phonecall"?

>>30394840
> Y
>>
>>30394840
> Other
is this indoor swiming? then there should be no problem. we can coach with out having to swim ourselves. outdoor, wtf? we just got over a cold our selves! and the kids will freeze!
>>
>>30394877
Mail him the fucking telephone in a giftwrap for all I care.

Only plebs dont record their calls.
>>
>>30394840
Schteel, little problem with the pastebin. The 6pdr is still marked as mounted and the 17pdr isn't.

>>30394905
Well, that's what I get for being trolled then. I feel stupid for actually getting upset at this.
>>
>>30394943
I'll fix that.
>>
>>30394905
Maybe we should inform people of that when they call us.

"Thank you for calling Gertrude Pool, please note that your call may be recorded for revenge purposes"

It's only polite.
>>
> Y

YOOOO HOLY SHIT THIS GYM TURNS INTO A FUCKING INDOOR POOL.

YOU’VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS AND YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE

Once you clam down on your excitement, you’ve changed out into the modest school swimsuit. All the Freshmen look at you dreamily as you stretch, arching your back and raising your arms high allowing for-

Okay that’s getting annoying, girls. Stop taking pictures.

With that in mind, you lead the class into some basic warm up exercises, then onto the basic breast stroke technique. Simple enough. Problem is all the Freshmen keep intentionally messing up so you’ll help them. Annoying, yes, but you gotta admire their dedication.

Hell, they’re better than Hanna who decidedly isn’t drowning intentionally.

She comes up for air, gasping. “Oh Jesus Christ! I thought we were done with this in September!”

You shrug, could be-

“Hey, Gertrude!” No. Really? You look over and see Joanna Bolter, Ace Driver. Pleasant surprise, and she’s even decked out in the school swimsuit as well. “I’m back in class! How about a race?”

> HOW ABOUT A RACE?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30394954
Hey pal.

The tank swap vote was kind of scummy putting it right up there at the beginning on a Friday.

If I was on time I would've voted no...

Anyways, I just wanted to get that off my chest.

Hopefully we have the option to reconsider. Get a little heavy handed with it if we have to, even.
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>>30395097
shut up
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>>30395089
Holy fuck, this shit exists? Rich schools get gyms like this?

> Y
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>>30395097
You can always choose when to reassign teams on your own. Especially during Practice. Apologies if it seems scummy.
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>>30395089
> N
Sorry, I'm busy keeping cute girls alive.
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>>30395089
> Y
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>>30395089
>Y
we'll lose, but what the hell?
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>>30395131
it is not scummy they are just mad
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>>30395097

>If I was on time I would've voted no...

and if I was awake I would have voted yes. I'm sure there are people on both sides who missed the vote, anon.
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>>30395131

And then we get ANOTHER massive shitstorm because the Poles will obviously be unhappy with them being flipped back to the Hellcat.

What a joy that'll be.
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>>30395127
Guy, he was only voicing his opinion.

>>30395131
Harder now that we've flip-flopped on the issue. It doesn't really seem feasible to do anymore in my opinion.

>>30395162
Mad that he didn't get to vote? Seems reasonable to me.
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>>30395174
You're not used to pollack potatoes being shit in WoT?
What makes you believe they're going to be any better in GUPQLGA?
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>>30395089
>Y

Why not?

Pic with arrow. Sure hope it's transparent.
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>>30395189
if you are not their when a vote happens then you do not get a vote
>>30395204
don't speak of WOT
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>>30395204
Okay, that was funny anon, well played.
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>>30395226
SIEMA PL
CRASH
BURN
KURWA
NOOB TEAM
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Did I miss something in the shop, or was the Tiger 2 conversion always thirty thousand?

I thought it was a lot lot lot less than....
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>>30395189
>Mad that he didn't get to vote? Seems reasonable to me.
There will never be a time when everyone can vote. Between people being busy and timezones, someone will always miss out. Why should that anon missing out be anything special? If the vote was at a different time so he made it, someone else would have missed it who deserved to be there no more or less.
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>>30395314
We already converted it. That's a new conversion.
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>>30395089
>Y

As long as their someone supervising the freshies.

Well fuck um,
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>>30395326
Oh. I thought it seemed odd.

...what exactly is the difference, and how is it worth 30 grand?
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>>30395322
Well it was a shitty time to hold the vote. People are busy Friday afternoon, and there wasn't any reason it couldn't have been held off until evening when we get the highest readership. It was a hot-button issue, seems unfair to spring the vote when we don't have as many players as we normally could.
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>>30395326
To convert it back to a Porche turret?

I'm sorry is anyone knowledgeable about these things? Is this the same or is this a new variant
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>>30392908
>Evening
Implying that not anons from all over the world partake in this quest
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>>30395370
It's back the the old turret. Schteel always lists back conversions even if it seems a waste of time to do so.
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>>30395383
Not everyone is on the same time anon, I may not have been able to do the vote at night where supposedly everyone will be here.
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> Y

You and Joanna get ready at one end of the pool. Time to have a SWIMMING RACE.

… Now that you think about it, you never really found swimming that exciting.

Oh well. With a whistle, you both set off to the now muffled cheers and whoops of your classmates. You burn through the water like a hot knife through butter, your arms splashing and ripping your forward. You move your head side to side to take brief gasps of air as you kick and kick and kick.

Finally, you hit the other end.

… and Joanna’s already stood up, drinking a bottle of water. Damn.

You get up out of the water and sigh. You offer your hand and she shakes it. SPORTSMANSHIP. After that, Joanna walks past you and slaps your ass. “Better luck next time.”

Oh goddamn it

Class is over with that. You get the shower out of the way, thanking Hanna for the money and telling Joanna to buzz off, which she laughed at.

History class goes by relatively unscathed, you’re not ANGRILY taking notes any longer now that you’ve cooled-down. Theatre as well, where Roberta and the Professor both congratulate you for taking on the play. You modestly shake it off, it’s nothing special.

Finally, with French out of the way, the day is done.

> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Find your Staff
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30395131
Just wondering, because I could do this with one of my old phones, could we record a conversation of Fredendal being a bitch i.e. commandeering funds for no reason or does everybody already know she is?
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Guys, this weeks purchases all look really solid. Looking in particular at the Pz III and the M4A3. Maybe the T-34 as well.

Should we maybe grab one or more?
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>>30395441
>Other
>Call Tennyson and report Fagitdall
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>>30395445
We don't have the money
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>>30395405
>>30395427
Guess so. The vote couldn't be delayed till tomorrow which would've been best. Maybe it's my imagination, but we seem to always get the most intense discussions in the evening, thus best time to hold big votes where every opinion can be fairly heard.

Though, it could just be my bias. I'm not above admitting that.

>>30395445
We won't buy anything this week probably. I was thinking we wishlist the Panzer 4 chassis.
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>>30395445
We've already got a M4 chassis, we don't need to buy another M4, then have to pay to get it comp specced, then pay for suspension, then pay for conversion.

The P3 isn't bad, but...it's the exact same shit as with the Stuart. Why do you want it?

I don't think investing in a second T-34 would be cost effective, for now. I'd rather spend to get what we have fully upgraded.
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>>30395445
The Pz IV is superior to the III in every way, and we don't really need any more light tanks. Plus we've already got a working T-34 and a Sherman chassis waiting to be converted,and this is on top of the fact that we still don't have enough crews for all of our tanks, IIRC.
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>>30395441
> Head to the Tankery HQ
We need Lutz to decipher the book.
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>>30395445
It'd be nice but no budget.

Pz3 could be nice. That said, I'd prefer the Pz4 Chassis. And even more than that, actually get some mileage out of that Sherman Chassis.
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>>30395441
>> Read a Book (Specify)
>Bare Assed Ferdinand
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>>30395582
I'll second this.

>>30395570
>>30395573
We'll need more tanks really soon, though. I think we should buy something while the pickings aren't slim. Maybe like the PzIV chassis?
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>>30395630
And there is still the fact we barely have any money at the moment, especially after Freddie drained the classed treasury.
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>>30395247
Thanks Anon.

I'll upload the other two that I have completed.
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>>30395560
How effective is a Stug IV?

I may be interested if we go for that.>>30395441
> Read a Book (Specify)
Bare Assed Ferdinand

We can meet with her during the break, let's just finish this book now.
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>>30395441
hey schteel, did we ever uncovered a hidden maneuver from studying saunders? or does not every school give one?
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There will be a time when Schteel might not have time on a friday evening, and has to make a decision to delay a week or put it on another day.

By the way, some Quests, like Joker Quest, have a Twitter to announce this sort of thing.
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>>30395630
I wouldn't be averse to buying the P4 chassis...if our P4 was already a Block H. As is we only took it to a F/2 because we absolutely had to...and even then there was some resistance.

You know how mother's say you won't be getting new toys because you don't play with the ones you already have?

Something like that applies here.
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>>30395672
The main problem I have is finding appropriate pictures. If people want to suggest ones that work and can be reduced in size while maintaining some semblance of being recognizable that would be great.
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>>30395747
I love your icons.

What does EIGF stand for?

>>30395723
Well if anything we only (if we're really pushed) need one more tank for a roster of 15.

Just need to Convert the Sherman Chassis and use the Chi-ha (again if we're pushed)

I think we may focus on finding crews
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>>30395441
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed FerdinANGER)
Command Point gains, where are they at?
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>>30395683
>How effective is a Stug IV?

It's a very good defensive vehicle, but it's not so good when you're trying to go on the offense. Historically, Stugs were basically a way to keep the PzIII chassis relevant, and Stug IVs only came about after the main factory for the Stug IIIs got bombed. Most Panzer companies preferred to stick with conventional tanks, and they eventually began developing heavier tank destroyers that outclassed the Stug.

So, basically, Stugs are "meh" tier. They're okay, but you shouldn't be going out of your way to get them. If we got a Pz IV chassis, better of just making it into an actual Pz IV.
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>>30395723
I don't think so. In my mind, not being at a numerical disadvantage is generally better then having our few tanks up to the highest specs. It'll only get worse when the upper limit is bumped to 20 and we haven't been keeping up with recruiting and training crews. The round after Walter Christie may be really fast approaching, we only ghot two weeks notice about this match remember.
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>>30395747
Yoooooo that's pretty damn hype.

>>30395695
There's only a particular chance at discovering maneuvers from certain teams. Some teams like BFP and Saunders may not even have them due to the way they operate.

> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)

You decide to read this depressing ass comedy on the way.

> Bare-Arsed Ferdinand: Progress: 150%

You walk down to the Tankery HQ, might as well get there early to look important.

You walk in through the door and are immediately greeted by Ashley Ursula Lutz. “Hello there, Gertrude! I see you’re prompt as ever!”

You nod. “Of course. Tankery Commander you know.” You reach into your bag and pull out that strange German book. “I was wondering about this book, you happen to speak German?”

“Born and raised!” she says. “Though, some people would argue that Silesia isn’t technically a real German province.”

“Close enough,” you say as you give the book to her. “Would you mind giving that a read-through, see what it is?”

Lutz nods. “Sure!”

With that, the crews start arriving in good order. The Poles and the Rifle team especially seem happy to be put back in their old tanks. Your staff also arrives in good order. Once everyone changes out into their Tankery uniforms, they all gravitate towards the lounge.

> Start Practice
> Talk with your Crew (Topic?)
> Talk with a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30395747
>that symbol
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>>30395812
I see, if that's the case I may consider it but I rather get the Sherman Chassis running first
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>>30395842
>Start Practice

Let's get this shit started.
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>>30395747
You could go with a spade from a card deck (get it, ace of spades) for the Aces.

Do a simple crosshair for the rifle team, a beret for the girl scouts, Statue of Liberty silhouette for team Liberty, gear (simple, but...you know, just needs to be identifiable, not a work of art) for theater tech.

Not sure about the others.
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>>30395842
> Start Practice

>Get the TT Crew a tank
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>>30395796
Eliminated, Immobilized, Gun disabled (Is there a proper name for this?), Frenzied. Basically, short list of relevant Senshado afflictions.

>>30395880
Sounds good. I was hoping for something more tiger related for the Aces TBH but heck whatever.
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>>30395842
>Silesia isn’t technically a real German province

Fuck the Bolsheviks.
And fuck the Pollacks also
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>>30395842
If this book turns out to be completely irrelevant and we all just got carried away with 'OMG MYSTERY BOOK' I'm gonna laugh so hard.
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>>30395934
You're probably not going to find anything that retains fidelity at a resolution an ant would consider impressive, though.
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>>30395880
Aviators already have a Bearcat logo, I think.
So that leaves History, Naval Merch and Delinquents.
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>>30395747
A stack of books for the History team, a music note for the Freshman will work as well
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>>30395934
"Total kill," "mobility kill," "weapons kill,"

Could probably leave it at Eliminated, Mobility, Weapons, Frenzy
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>>30396017
There's also PANIC.
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>>30395987

Yep. An anchor for Naval Merch as well and maybe a ball and chain for the delinquents?
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>>30396050
no a lasgun and hat for the delinquents
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>>30395842
> Talk with a Crew (Theater Tech)
I guess it is the Hellcat for them, unless they fancy cramming themselves into the Chi-Ha.
> Start Practice
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>>30396017
Might be a little hard fitting even two letters in the tiny ass boxes and if we just leave it as one, I'd prefer one word descriptions. Weapons is pretty good and its a lot better than Gun.

Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I'll get them done some time when I have enough time to get things done.
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>>30396074
No man, a whip
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>>30396074
>>30396116
An Imperial Eagle
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> Start Practice

You walk over to the tanks. “Which tank should we get, Gertrude?” asks Georgine Barkas of the Theatre Tech crew.

Lisa says, “We have the Chi-Ha and the Hellcat available now. Pick one.”

The Theatre Tech kids look at each then shrug. They walk over to the Hellcat. Eh, they’ll learn.

> TEAM MACHINA ASSIGNED TO M18 HELLCAT (S) (COMP. SPEC.)

Lutz drives up in her Panzer, bouncing forward when it brakes from inertia. She slaps her hands together, a bit of dust billowing. “Everyone happy?” she yells. Everyone mutters and nods. “Good! It’s time for us girls to do the womanly art of TANK COMBAT!”

> Maneuvering Practice
> Gunnery Practice
> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
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Schteel, since we took yesterday off sick, do our vacation days go down to 8 or is it classified as a sick day and not a vacation day?
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>>30396165
>Maneuvering Practice

Gotta get the newbies up to speed.
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>>30396180
It's a sick day and an excused absence. You still have 9 vacation days.
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>>30396165
> Maneuvering Practice
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>>30396165
>Maneuvering Practice
Time for crashing!
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>>30396165
>> Combat Theory
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>>30396165
> Maneuvering Practice
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>>30396190

Okay, thanks. I was curious whether we needed to keep them just in case we got sick again.
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We shouldn't forget to assign the Aces as officers today. Totally slipped my mind.
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>>30396165
> Gunnery Practice
Let's ease the Theater Tech crew into something stationary first.

Also, how's pic related gonna affect our planning?
This is the south bridge, btw. The north bridge is slightly narrower.
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> Maneuvering Practice

“WHOOOOOOAAAA!” The Hellcat smashes right into the wall, thankfully not plowing right through it, but definitely causing a noticeable dent in the frontal armor. That armor’s not as thick as you think it is.

You ask, “Everyone okay?”

Barkas yells, “Any faster and we would’ve fucked that wall!”

Tony says, “You say that as if it’s a bad thing!”

“Shut up, Tony,” says Sykes.

With that, your team, minus the clumsily handled Hellcat and Panzer IV assemble out in the field to begin basic maneuvering practice. Just a quick lap around the field and then some formations.

The Hellcat immediately crashes right into the back of the Sentinel Tank. Both of have their white flags popped.

> KO: M18 HELLCAT (S) (COMP. SPEC.)
> KO: SENTINEL AC IV (COMP. SPEC.) “Popeye”

“What the hell was that?” yells Dales.

You sigh. Could be worse.

Lutz says, “Don’t worry! The Hellcat might have some finicky acceleration but when it gets going, it really gets going!”

> Take a Break
> Gunnery Practice
> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Other
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>>30396376
> Gunnery Practice
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>>30396376
>> Gunnery Practice
> KO: M18 HELLCAT (S) (COMP. SPEC.)
> KO: SENTINEL AC IV (COMP. SPEC.) “Popeye”

They can still continue right?

Do we need to repair them?
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I just realized we have a lot of people we need to talk to.

Aces: Their new turret and armor
Rifle: Their old T-34
Naval Merchants: Their ACIV
TT Crew: How was the Hellcat
Polish: Getting their Stuart back

Am I missing anyone?
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>>30396376
> Gunnery Practice

>“What the hell was that?”
Well, it looks like the judging devices work as normally as it should be.
>"Don't say 'normal!'"
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>>30396376
FUCK WALLS
also, we may have to sell the Hellcat eventually if no team can master it
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>>30396376
> Gunnery Practice
only if we can get the Hell cat and Sentinel back to working again to do the gunnery.
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>>30396507
Nope.
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> Gunnery Practice

The Sentinel and the Hellcat are brought into working order pretty quickly thanks to Lutz’ technical know-how and the work of both crews.

Now it was time to learn how to fire a gun. You stand turned out of the hatch and look at the target. It’s a cardboard target of an A38 Valiant. Poor thing.

“Don’t be afraid to use your machine guns for this!” yells Lutz over the radio.

You blink, then look over at Kitten who’s at the hullmachine gun position. “Kitten, that means you.”

Kitten nods, look at the machine gun hesitantly. “You know, I can’t remember ever firing this thing.”

“Well, now’s your chance,” says Lisa. “Go for it.”

“Fire at will!” you yell over the radio. The main tank arms open up, blasting great big holes in their targets. The Machine guns open up as well, you can hear the distinct sound of the Churchill’s hull and coax, the Panther’s MG-34s. Even Ramierz has taken up the coaxial .30. You look down at Kitten, nodding. Kitten cocks the great machine gun then begins spraying rounds downrange, rattling her intensely.

You can definitely see that at least almost everyone has hit near or actually hit the targets. The only ones not to are the Girl Scouts and the Theatre Tech crews, but that’s understandable.

“Stop!” you yell. The guns stop firing at once. You look down at Kitten, who looks shaken as she lies back in her seat. “You okay?”

Kitten nods, blushing a bit, sweating intensely. “Wow, that was really something, can we do that again?” You giggle a bit. Firing that machine gun must really be something.

> Take a Break
> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Other
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>>30396507
I didn't like the Hellcat with the Poles but since their a new team, they'll grow into it.

Like breaking in new shoes.

Looking at our upcoming match with Saunders and Walter Christie, unless we get more money from somewhere the only possible conversions are

>PANZER IV AUSF. G (7.5 cm KwK 40 L/48): 6,000

>STUG III AUSF. F/8 (7.5 cm KwK 40 L/48): 14,500

>M8 SCOTT (7.5cm M3 Howitzer): 7,000

The Stug is a little expensive but may be a god upgrade for Walter Christie.

Panzer IV is cheap but we're not using it against Walter Christie nor will it be ready for Saunders

As much as I like the Scott it won't really help us in the match and despite it being cheap, we need a scout other then the Souma 35 (We need to ask Perrine about turning it into a S40 or a SaU40 if we can)

Or we can get spaced armor but for who?

I suggest the Stug or the Panther
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>>30396507
....nope, we will make someone master it, even if that means we must sacrifice Fredendall.

>>30396665
>take a break

and what do you guys think about character portrait?
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>>30396665
>> Command Theory
then
>> Combat Theory
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>>30396665
>> Take a Break
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>>30396665
> Take a Break
As usual.

>>30396697
I think we're fine right now, fine enough to handle both matches. I say we save the money for more tanks in anticipation of the next round.
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>>30396665
> Take a Break
Talk to Theater Tech and compare notes with the Poles on handling the bucking wild horse that is the Hellcat.
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>>30396745
For Saunders I can agree, but I rather not underestimate Perrine. She's borderline Genius and Crazy also considering she took down Saunders with her lineup (Also recalling that Saunders didn't make a single kill other then the the E-100)

I won't want to be Willaim Adams and mess things up due to their strange lineup.

I don't even mind if we don't get a new conversion (unless we get more money) but i do however at least want to get some spaced armor for the Stug since it is a casemate
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>>30396745

Exactly. We've put a lot of money into the tanks and they're above average. I think we just need to get our crews on the level with their respective tanks.
Also, with Fredendall re-appropriating funds yet again, could we perhaps ask for a recall election on her (with us backing Fairless to the hilt)? It might solve two birds with one stone - we'd get rid of her and we'd also stop her from influencing our own recall
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>>30396838
If we lose the match, be sure to blame Fredendall for stealing our funds
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> Take a Break

You decide on eating a quick snack of some cracks and cheese with your crew on top of Cupid out on the field. You can see Lutz cheerfully describe the kick and the inner workings of the Hellcat not just to the Theatre Tech crew, but to the rest of your drivers on the team as well, Lisa included. Joanna indistinctly agrees with her on a lot of points, and the two banter on about the workings of other tanks.

You suck a bit on your fingers, getting the last bits of cheese off of them.

“Say, President, I was thinking,” says Nancy. “We might need some Officers.”

You nod. “I was thinking that too. We try to simplify things, organize better. But who?”

Kitten says, “Kate’s an obvious choice.”

You nod. “Definitely, but who else?”

Nancy shrugs. “I suggest at least two Officers to start off simply. If we’re promoting Kate, who else do you want?”

> ASSIGN OFFICERS?
> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST
> CATHY MCDOWELL: 20 CP
> ANNE ELEANOR: 20 CP
> JANET “JANEK” KOS: 20 CP
> MARINA POLIKARPOV: 20 CP
> SAMANTHA WHITWORTH: 20 CP
> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP
> FRANCIS DALES: 20 CP
> JANE KEEGAN: 20 CP
> ANNE JULIETTE: 20 CP
> GEORGINE BARKAS: 20 CP
> Hold off for now
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>>30396665
not to be picky but isn't the coaxial a .50 cal? on the Sherman?

Though I do recall the sherman having two .30 machine guns though I don't know where
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>>30396936
> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST
> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP
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>>30396936
> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST

Of course

> Hold off for now
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>>30396936
> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP
Only one of them that's shown initiative to lead, and I like the Panther being an Officer's tank.
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>>30396938
The .50 was mounted on the top of the turret. Because it needless exposes the Commander, they're not really used all that much in Tankery.

There are two .30s which are mounted coaxially with the gun and in the frontal hull.
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>>30396936
>> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP
At least let see her reaction.
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>>30396838
>Saunders didn't make a single kill other then the the E-100
But they called almost every WC tank except the E-100, the flag and that bullshit artillery.
Still, the point remains that what we have is sufficient for our match and no conversion on our list would really help against Perrine's randomness

>Kate Knispel
>I really want Luciano to improve but i'm not sure picking her for officer right now is the best idea.
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>>30396936
> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP
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>>30396974
> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST
> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP

We need Officers for the upcoming match ?
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>>30396938
No, the coax was a .30 caliber M1919, same with the hull MG. The M2HB was on top (pintle mount?) of the turret.

>>30396936
> Knispel and Luciano
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>>30396980
Oh right, how could I forget. Sorry about that German.

> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST

If we have to choose

> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP

She showed initiative and took charge.

Though I hope we don't burn too many CP with Saunders when we fight Walter Christie
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>>30396936

>KATE KNISPEL
>ANNE ELEANOR
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>>30396936
> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST
> CHARLOTTE LUCIANO: 20 CP
Giving Luciano some responsebility might help straighten her out
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>>30396994
True, if anything I do at least want to spend some money on Spaced armor for the Stug.

it's a casemate so it's tracks are vital.
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>>30396936
> KATE KNISPEL (ELITE): NO COST

That'll be all for now. Take Luciano under the wing of either ourselves, or one of the Aces first before handing responsibilities to her.
At least, until she learns how to read a map without getting her tank and team lost.
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>>30397059
Not a serious match, we'll get practice as players not relying on maneuvers and instead on better planning and tactics.

That's my hope, at least. I think we only have two regulars that really understand armoured warfare and real battlefield tactics among us.
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>>30397141
But we need two officers and Luciano is the only person who has shown leadership initiative.
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>>30396936
>Kate and Charlotte
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> - 20 CP

“Luciano, Kate, the reason I called you guys over here is simple. I’m promoting both of you to the position of Officer.”

Luciano blinks. “Why me?”

Kate nods to her. “Why her?”

You say, “Luciano, I think there’s some real potential to exploit in you. Plus, maybe it’ll straighten you out. Give you something to set your mind towards.”

“Eh…” says Luciano as she stares at the ground, kicking at it a bit. “I dunno.”

“Hey,” says Kate. “If Gertrude has confidence you, I won’t argue with it.”

With that, you stand up and announce it. “Everyone, gather around!” The crews all gather around, curious. “Now, as you all can tell, our team’s gotten a hell of a lot bigger. I can’t command all of you individually, which means I have promoted two officers to the position.” You point at Kate. “Kate Knispel!” Everyone cheers and applauds.

“And Charlotte Luciano!” as you point to her.

… Everyone is dead quiet.

> - 20 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWS (EXCEPTING GERTRUDE’S CREW, TEAM TIGRIS, AND TEAM LAST-CHANCERS)

You laugh a bit, nervously.

> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Other
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>>30392628
I'm here temporarily
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>>30397248

Looks like we're doing the reversal dance for the umpteenth time.
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>>30397248

Yeah, this is going over reeeaaaaaal well.
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>>30397248
Is it bad i chuckle a bit from this?

>>30397248
>> Command Theory
Lets do this.
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>>30397248

>Command Theory

Teach us, Fraulein.
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>>30397248
Reverse that stuff!

> Combat Theory
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>>30397248
See, I don't want the lower level crews to take a morale hit. That's much too low.

BUT I DO want the overconfident teams TO take a hit.

Can we use our perk selectively Schteel? If we can then use it and if we can't use it anyway. We can always knock them down a peg later

> Command Theory
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>>30397248
Reverse and
> Command Theory
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>>30397248
>Reverse morale drop w/ 5 CP
>tell them to fuckin' deal w/ it
>Time for Command Theory!
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>>30397248
> Command Theory
Only -20 it;s not a huge deal the far away from a serious match.
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>>30397248
>Command Theory
>Reverse Morale Drop

>>30397275
When I read that I imagined Trudy doing the Anglerfish dance
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>>30397248
>Command Theory

>Also Reversal
Maybe we should have waited

>>30397249
Yeah the way!

I was hoping if possible on information on the Scout and it potential out of curiosity
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>>30397308
The Perk can be used whenever you'd like. Obviously there's a drawback of using it too much.
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>>30397248
Repeal morale loss? Yeah.
Oh please don't end up commanding like "Captain America" from Generation Kill, Luciano.

> Combat Theory
Show us your Tactical Moves!
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>>30397316
That's actually a fair point. Our new crews won't be put in a serious match for a while, maybe three weeks from now at the soonest. The rest of our crews need to deflate their morale a bit or we'll be burning CP like mad just keeping them under control.
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>>30397349
No see I want to use it on only PARTICULAR crews. Can we do that?
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>>30397248
> Command Theory
Vote against repealing morale loss!
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>>30397350
Better than Encino man.

'What is danger close?'
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>>30397374
Good point, Changing >>30397348
to no morale reversal.
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>>30397387
Good question. I suppose you can specify which crews not to repeal the Morale loss for.

However, by default ALL crews involved in morale loss will have their loss reversed on activation of the perk.

So, if you want to use it on a particular crew or crews, please specify.
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>>30397348
>I was hoping if possible on information on the Scout and it potential out of curiosity
It was a howitzer carrier designed to support infantry. Good for blowing up pillboxes and trenches, not so good for blowing up tanks.
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>>30397348
The Stuart itself, or the way the M18 and M5 will interact?
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>>30397248
>Sorry, No morale reversal, we can make it up to them after beating saunders and wc
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>>30397419
In that case, I vote to repeal it for Theatre Tech and Girl Scouts. They haven't even spent time with Luciano, they're just going with the mood.
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>>30397422
Er, this is assuming you're talking about the M8 Scott conversion.
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>>30397422
That's not true
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>>30397439
A little of both actually.

I was just wondering if it might be an improvement.
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>>30397419
Bring back morale for History Club, Theatre Tech and Girl scouts then. They're the lowest.
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>>30397476
But i imagine it'll have some noticeable drop on speed/mobility, considering all of the extra weight.

any more info on how it perform?
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>>30397476
That is a M8A1, which is NOT the same as a M8 with the 75mm field gun.
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>>30397492
Seconding.
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>>30397476
That was an experimental design, though. It never saw combat. The base M8 carried a howitzer.
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>>30397248
Use morale reversal for the ones who don't have HEROIC on their morale
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>>30397387
Hmm... If this can be done selectively, yeah I'll be right behind it.

For the Girl Scouts and Theater Tech, something along the lines of Luciano and her crew being just as new to tankery some time ago, like they are right now.

>>30397419
Theater Tech, Girl Scouts, and History Club.
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>>30397419
I'd say pull the newest crews and luciano over, and telling them she's just as new to takery as they are, so they can rely on her for honest opinions and advice, etc. Make her responsible.
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>>30397578
>and telling them she's just as new to takery as they are
Is this smart ? You want your commander to be experienced. We're gonna need to spend time learning Luciano the ropes, or have Kitten do it
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>>30397487
Tank Destroyer Doctrine, which the M18 was supposed to operate by wasn't just about sitting in reserve and plugging up gaps when ever an enemy broke through.

>In a letter to the Secretary of War, General McNair wrote, “Since the tank must advance, the TD need only to maneuver for a
favorable position, conceal itself thoroughly and ambush the tank.”12 He further clarified
that what was meant by acting offensively was not sitting passively, waiting on the
chance a tank may come by, but the tank destroyer “on the contrary seeks out the tank
and places itself where it can attack the tank effectively.”13 He also attempted to
differentiate between tanks and tank destroyers stating that if tank destroyers acted
offensive in the “same manner” as tanks, “such tactics would place the destroyer at a
disadvantage, and would sacrifice unnecessarily the advantages which the destroyer has
25
by the very nature of things.”14 Likewise the Training Notes from Recent Fighting in
Tunisia, dated 15 May 1943, LTC Tincher the 899th Tank Destroyer Battalion Command
stated, “Tank destroyers must not be taught to go out to hunt tanks with the idea of
getting behind them and hitting them. They must be taught to dig in, conceal themselves
and wait for the tanks to come up. When this is done the tank destroyers are easier to
keep concealed, and there is less chance of giving the position away.”

So the M18 and Stuart should be working in Tandem around the edges of the battlefield.

In regards to the M8, the reason it wasn't employed was because by the time production could begin, the T70 (M18) would be in service as well, so there was no need for it.
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> Command Theory

“Now, Keegan, Barkas, Juliette, don’t you guys worry. I believe in Luciano. You should at least try and have faith in her, you don’t even know her yet.”

Keegan says, “I do. She’s not a very nice girl.”

“But hey,” you say. “Not all leaders are nice.”

The three of them shrug at that.

> MORALE LOSS REVERSED (FOR TEAM CLIO, TEAM MACHINA, TEAM CAMPFIRE)

You all sit around in the lecture room as Lutz begins to crazily describe the process of tactical maneuvers and the like. She talks so rapidfiredly that you’re having trouble taking notes. Luciano and Kate have given up altogether along with the rest of the crew commanders.

Cathy raises her arm. “Could you please slow down?”

Lutz says, “I can’t! The enemy won’t slow down for you!”

Anne Eleanor asks, “Can you repeat that thing about the machine guns?”

“Sure!” says Lutz. “You see, most teams might not use their machine guns because it won’t penetrate, at worse they’re pretty useless BUT machine guns have an effective worth in Tankery. You can use spam them to light up fields, zero in your sights, spook the enemy, all that stuff!” She looks over at you. “Would you like to know?”

> TACTICAL MANEUVER AVAILABLE TO LEARN

> Button – Cost to learn: 15 CP
> Focus all your machine guns into the vision ports of an enemy tank, blinding them and forcing them to a crawl, if not standstill.

> Sidescraper – Cost to learn: 5 CP
>Angle your hull around the corner of some obstacle, obscuring half your tank and exposing your well-angled thickened front to the enemy.

> COMMAND PERK AVAILABLE

> Load tracers and FIRE! – Cost to learn: 30 CP
> Have all of your tanks in your vicinity fire all of their machine guns at any particular target of your choice, either to light up a field, shake up an enemy formation, or shock them into making a mistake.

> LEARN?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30397625

>> Button – Cost to learn: 15 CP
>Y

Fuck yeah.

Oh, and I would almost bet that this is Perinne's tactic with the Kugel and the Skink. Button and then Arty snipe.
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>>30397529
It can still be used in Senshado as the tank must have started construction by VJ. Besides that the tank itself apparently worked well, the only reason it wasn't built was because the M18 had come along.
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>>30397617

Guys we only have 69 CP, spend it wisely

>> Button – Cost to learn: 15 CP

>>30397617

So is it possible to give a Scott a 75mm Gun?
>97617
>>>30397487 (You)
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>>30397625
Oh gosh, I'm afraid we'll be night fighting with Perrine because of that Canal Defense thing she has with the spotlight.

Um, Schteel, could we learn a perk on Friday if we set up a private lesson? That should be time enough to figure out the conditions of the match, right? I want Load tracers if we are doing this thing at night.
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>>30397625
> Button – Cost to learn: 15 CP
>Y
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>>30397625
>> Button – Cost to learn: 15 CP


We really need to build up CP again

We have around 74 Cp and with the Button, we're done to 59

After reading Half Ass Ferdinand, we should research other tankery crews
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>>30397768

I agree. I think studying Oorai might be a good place to be. We might even be able to tap into some of that Miho Magic.
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>>30397670
So this is essentially a Scott with a 75mm gun instead of a howtizer?
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>>30397768
How about Chi-Ha-Tan? They don't fight conventionally, we might learn a new maneuver from them.
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>>30397768
Just how much CP do we use per match anyway?
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>>30397670
To what end? The M3 gun was good when wielded against infantry and Pz. III's in North Africa, but it falls flat against most mid to late war tanks.
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>>30397793
Sure, but maybe not yet since they may have Manuevers that we might want, but are too expensive.

We need to save CP, so I suggest getting stuff from Black Forest, or Maginot Line academy
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>>30397796
Pretty much
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> Y

> TACTICAL MANEUVER LEARNED
> Button
> Focus all your machine guns into the vision ports of an enemy tank, blinding them and forcing them to a crawl, if not standstill.

“… so fire all guns?”

Lutz nods. “Of course! And even any AA mounted guns if you have them!”

Nancy raises her hand. “Aren’t those illegal?”

“There’s nothing in the rules stating that AA mounted guns for say, the .50 Cal on top of a Sherman are illegal, it’s just common sense not to mount them because we do have machine guns and huge guns firing and someone might get pasted,” says Lutz. “Some lawyers are trying to change this now of course but if you want, I can definitely acquire a .50 Cal gun for you.”

Samantha says, “No need, we already have one.”

Wait what-

Lutz says, “Anyway. The immobilization of a tank allows other tanks to take advantage of this. This is a very crucially important thing to understand, it works best with other tanks.”

> Take a Break
> Combat Theory
> Other
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>>30397802
If the last two matches were anything to go by, 15-30 CP. That number may go up as we have more crews and maneuvers to use.
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>>30397826

That's true.

We should also look further down the Bracket. I remember Koala Forest was one we might come across later as well.
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>>30397807
Counter scouting?
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>>30397807
Still better then the 37mm, one of the reasons people who wanted the Poles to have the Hellcat supported.

>>30397827
So if we have time and money we should invest in a scott and buy a 75mm gun for it?

AGAIN saying that we do this one we have time and money
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>>30397848
> Combat Theory
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>>30397848
> Combat Theory
It's time to pitch the "Hammer and Anvil" formation/setup (that's been discussed for a while) to Lutz to see how it would fare.
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>>30397857
I think we should save researching the teams we might meet for when we know we'll face them, so that whatever we learn is fresh in ours, the player's minds.

>>30397848
> Combat Theory
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>>30397848
> Combat Theory

Well at least the Button might be useful against the Canal Defense
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>>30397807
That's true, but compared to a 37mm it's a massive upgrade
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>>30397848
> Combat Theory
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>>30397929
Thank you the way.

I knew it, people thought I was stupid for suggesting it, but I knew a Scott could be useful, just need a 75mm gun.

We can even carry HEAT shells for it.
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>>30397872
The M8 is just an M5 Stuart with a turret that accepts the Howitzer and a few other details
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>>30397848
>Samantha says, “No need, we already have one.”

Maybe we should ask them about helping the aviation club.

Let's do this after practice
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> Combat Theory

“So, we’ve already covered the usage of machine guns! Let’s cover the advantages of bobbing, weaving, and stuff like that!”

Dales raises her hand. “You know, I was wondering what the advantages of a medium tank over a heavy tank are.”

“Oh!” Lutz taps her chin, still grinning. “Good question, Miss Dales. There’s a very important doctrinal difference in the use of medium tanks and heavy tanks. For heavy tanks, they’re used somewhat like hammers, you hit them and hit them hard until they’re in the ground. For medium tanks, they’re like saws, you continuously rip and rip and rip until they’re in pieces.”

Everyone looks confused at that analogy. Lutz says, “Actually, bad analogy. Let’s just say that medium tanks are lighter, thus they have more uses for whatever you need. Whereas heavy tanks are heavier but they’re not as flexible.”

Dales nods. “Okay.”

“That’s why medium tanks make effective command tanks, they can adequately defend themselves and retreat. Always know the value of a good retreat. Just because you’re running away doesn’t mean you lose.”

With that, Lutz continues her lessons on tactical withdrawal.

Soon, she considers practice over.

> Hit the Shower
> Talk with Lutz (Topic?)
> Talk with your Crew (Topic?)
> Talk with a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30398045
So we can bypass the Scott and just install a 75mm in the Stuart?
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>>30398074
>Hit the Shower

transhuman.jpg
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>>30398074
>> Hit the Shower
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>>30398074
>> Talk with Lutz (Topic?)
The book!
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>>30398074
> Talk with Lutz (Topic?)

Ask about the book?

> Talk with your Crew (Topic?)
Rifle Team about helping the Aviation Crew
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>>30398045
It's an open top turret, which is sort of a big thing.

Better visibility at the chance of getting Eikins'd.
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> Hit the Shower
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>>30398095
No, it requires a new turret and a lot of cutting work to be done on the hull.
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>>30398135
She opened up her hatch as the wrong time. Also Open turrets are legal as long as they have the proper Tankery Legal protection
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>>30398095
Yeah, but ITL is apparently pretty anal about Historical accuracy, you can see this when the MC visits Perrine's Skunkworks. So it's not just replacing the turret
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>>30398152
So we need to convert it to a scott and then add the 75mm gun?
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>>30398176
Something like that, but....why not just get a Chaffee?

The process to turn a Stuart into a Scott into a M8A1 sounds like it'd be even more expensive than buying a Chaffee.
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>>30398074
>Hit the Shower
Why is there only one shower for all the girls
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>>30398074
>> Talk with Lutz (Topic?)
>> Talk with your Crew (Topic?)
>> Talk with a Crew (Specify)
In the shower. Possible, right ?
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>>30398190
The Poles already had an issue with the M18, I dunno if they can handle a different tank
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>>30398190
It's about 10,000 for the whole thing.

7,000 for the Scott and 3,000 for the 75mm gun

Frankly it's cheaper to do that then find a Comp. Spec Chaffee
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>>30398074
>Talk about the Book
>Talk to Rifles about the Guns and the tank
>Talk to Aces about the Turret and the Armor
>Talk to TT about the Hellcat
>Talk to Poles about the Stuart
>Talk to Naval Merchants about the AC IV
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>>30398230
The short howitzer is not the same gun as the M3 75mm.

It requires cutting into the turret ring and a whole slew of other shit. It's not going to that cheap.

>>30398210
They had "issues," with the M18 because they're 16 year old high schoolers, not because they couldn't or wouldn't learn it.

but you fucking morons can't see the forest for the trees, so I expect the school's going to get shut down sooner than later.
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> Hit the Shower

You gently scrub your fingers through Kitten’s hair as she applies shampoo. That oughta get the little girl to at least wash properly. “So, how was the machine gun.”

Kitten says, “Weirdly arousing.”

You quirk your brow. “Really?”

Kitten nods. “Just the way it vibrates against my chest, the thump thump thump of it…” says Kitten as she begins blushing. “And the way it just booms and sort of deafens me and-“

“Kitten, you’re already wet, let’s not embarrass you here.”

“Yeah, yeah, just wash you idiot.”

You continue to wash Kitten’s hair, then Lisa comes up to you, also showering. “Hey, Boss. I just talked with the Freshmen and the Girl Scouts. It’s going down.”

“What’s going down?”

Lisa says, “Tonight, we are going to sneak into Fredendall’s dorm, and steal…” you lean over for her to whisper. “All of her panties.”



Kitten says, “Like a panty raid?”

Lisa nods. “Yep!”

“Lisa, this isn’t anything like you,” you say. “Why are you suddenly so concerned with stealing all the panties of some girl you’re not going to see again in a year?”

Lisa says, “It’s not about stealing panties! It’s about sending a message! Do you want to join us? It’ll be fun!”

> DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THEM?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30398312
>Y
But who gets to keep them?
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>>30398312
> Y
SOUNDS LIKE GREAT REVENGE
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>>30398312
>Y
Fuck concequences
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>>30398312
>Y
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>>30398312
>N

Bad idea

>>30398308
Give or take a thousand or two frankly still cheaper then a Chaffee.

Also we're still using the Hellcat what more do you want
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>>30398312
> N
> Other
Lock this shit down. It's going to blow back on us all.
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>>30398312
> N
RECALL ELECTIONS! I'd prefer they didn't do it at all.
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>>30398312
>Y
This can't possibly go wrong.
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>>30398312
>Y
this can only end well! we can also look for dirt we can nail her on
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>>30398312

>N

Lets get her a recall election instead and do some more lasting damage.
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>>30398312
>N

Bad idea guys, as much as I want to mess with the bitch, this could fuck us up!
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>>30398312
>Y
Fuck Fredendall
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>>30398312
> N
Seriously guys, no. There's funny HUE HUE, then there's stupid.
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>>30398312
>N
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>>30398308
He's pointing out the M3 gun, in the shop.
The thing that differentiates the versions of the M3 is that one says 'M3 gun' and the other 'M3 howitzer'
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>>30398210
>>30398308
The Way, if we do convert it into a Scott and add a 75mm do we need to do what he says?

I need citation here anon
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>>30398312
>N

God No, this will end badly!

We do not need this
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>>30398312
>N
This can only end badly
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>>30398312
>N
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>>30398312
> N
Remember that 20k Fredendall lent to Gertrude?
Yeah, let's not make her recall that and use it as leverage.
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>>30398312
N
"Good plan but I can't get into trouble so close to elections
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>N
She won't be bothered by going commando.
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> N

You shake your head. “As much as I’d like to, I can’t risk getting caught doing this. You can because you’re just some treasurer and the Freshmen and the Girl Scouts can because they’re well… yeah. But I can’t, sorry.”

Lisa nods. “Fair enough. Don’t worry, I’ll keep my tracks clean.”

“You can’t even keep your room clean,” says Kitten.

“Oh shut up you.”

With that, your shower’s finished. You change back into your school uniform and head back into the lounge. Most of your teams are already packed up and ready to go. They chatter excitedly, Team Liberty bragging about their new 17 Pounder, the Rifle Team talking with the Aviators about potentially acquiring some armament, Theatre Tech getting some advice from Joanna on driving, all that good stuff. Lutz walks up to you and says, “Here’s your book back!”

You smile, taking it back. “Thanks! Were you able to understand any of it?”

“Yep!” she said. “It’s actually a diary of a Panzer III ace. Oberleutnant Helga Meltzer of the Afrika Korps and some of her experiences there. Took down seventeen tanks.”

You nod. “Cool, figure I can get this translated?”

Lutz says, “If you loan it to me for a week or so, I can definitely get the entire thing translated out to you. I’ll have it ready a week from now.”

> LOAN STRANGE GERMAN BOOK TO LUTZ (Will not be available until Tuesday)
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30398581
>Y
No downside unless Meltzer encountered eldritch evils.
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>>30398581
>> Y
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>>30398581
>her experiences

Nooo
Why Schteel.
Nothing makes my blood boil like historical revisionism
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>>30398432
He's right, you need to cut the turret up which means removing the MG mount and the roof at the rear of the turret.

Hunnicutt, R.P. 1997. Stuart A History of the American Light Tank.
p303
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>>30398581
Definitely Y
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>>30398581
> Y
That's a pretty big job. She either has too much free time or she's the nicest person ever handling this on top of whatever else she does and not even asking for compensation.
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>>30398581
>> Y

I felt if we try and do this we will end up trying to learn German
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>>30398610
Wait are you mad that a woman was in a tank in WW2 while reading a GuP quest?
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>>30398581

>Y

I was hoping for Tigers in the Mud, but this is pretty good.
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>>30398635
Even in the anime, its OVAs and the manga tankers were men during the wars
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>>30398624
I see, Thank the way.

Well if anything the conversion cost in total won't be too bad, maybe another 2 or 3 thousand but worth getting a look at.

Once we have money and time
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>>30398624
Dates wrong think it's 1992.

Also >>30397476 details the Conversion the turret had to undego
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>>30398581
>Y

well we get to be Lisa for the raid Schteel?
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>>30398581
> Y

And now I gotta wonder how that book ended up in the LGA schoolship.
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>>30398688
I support at perspective switch
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>>30398688
>>30398713
No we need to finish Bare Assed Ferdinand and make up the CP we lost during the training!
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>>30398768
Any reason why we can't do that at the same time. We read the book last time there was a perspective switch.
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>>30398768
The fact that we switch to "Lisa" for the raid doesn't mean that we lose time as "Gertrude"
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>>30398768
While I agree we need to finish it, we aren't in dire need of CP. We have easily enough to get through Walter Christie and don't need to spend much at all for Saunders.

I'd be totally in support of perspective switch if we can set Trude to autopilot and get like two reading sessions done.
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> Y

You loan the book out to Lutz. “Sure. That’ll really be something!”

Lutz nods. “Of course, it’s no trouble at all. Reading about the old Panzer Aces like Otto Carius, Kurt Knispel, Michael Wittman, Ernst Barkmann and the like are a real hell of a thing. Hell, if I recall correctly there were lots of women serving in the Women Auxiliary Armor Corp during the war.”

You say, “I would’ve only imagined men being tankers during the war.”

“Oh!” Lutz wags her finger. “Tankery is a tradition that goes back before World War II. All started with Bertha Benz and her driving one of the first Tankettes! Why, imagine her driving a car, wonder what effect that would’ve had.”

You nod. “Yeah, definitely. I’m not one of alternate history though.”

“Of course!” says Lutz. “Anyway, I should go. Your treasurer has already paid me for the day, so I shall bid you, Tschus!” With that, she leaves the building, and you can definitely hear the roar of her Panzer I.

> Head Home
> Talk with your Crew (Topic?)
> Talk with a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30398673
But it said the M3 75mm gub was used on a M8 turret.

So if we turn it into a Scott their won't be any real major changes
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>>30398839
> Read a Book (Specify)

Bare Assed Ferdinand

> Consult the Shop (Specify)

>Spaced Armor for the Stug III

It's a casemate so this worries me
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>>30398839
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)
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>>30398845
Pretty much
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>>30398900
Neh, it doesn't worry me. The StuG hasn't been in the thick of it yet and spaced armour is pretty expensive. Again, I say we save up for next week.
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>>30398839
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)
> Call Someone (Kay)
Confirm Flag Battle.
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>>30398928
In the last match they suffered a mobility kill, so did the Sentinel but at least that was a turret.

It's Mobility is it's key and I rather not see the same thing again during Walter Christie or Sauders
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>>30398839
> Call Someone Kay
let her know we'll do Flag
then
> Read a Book Bear Assed
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>>30398836

true but once we're done with it, the only book we have left is the enginerring and I doubt we can read and get it's perk by the time for Walter Christie match so building CP is the only thing we can do
>>30398839
> Read a Book (Specify)

Bare Assed Ferdiinand

>Call Kay for the Flag battle
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>>30398928
>save up
If Fredendall thinks we have a lot of money she'll just take it again to buy coats. Spend the money.

Better yet, don't answer the phone anymore when Fredendall calls. Except maybe tomorrow morning
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>>30399024
Or, we could read the engineering book so we get it done sooner. More time to build up CP afterwards because we don't need it now.

>>30399053
She can only take from the class treasury. She can take money regardless of if we talk to her.
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> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)
> Call Someone (Kay)

God, why are you still reading this. If you wanted to cry you’d watch Toy Story 3 again.

> Bare-Arsed Ferdinand: Progress: 170%

Your stomach growls a bit. That signals dinner time of course. You pull up your phone and dial in Kay’s number.

“Moshi moshi?”

“Hey, Kay.”

“Ah! Gertrude. Calling to confirm?”

“Yeah, I’m thinking flag battle.”

“Ah, you’re sure?”

> YOU SURE?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30399112

>Y
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>>30399084
True but I rather deal with the matter at hand so building Cp may be necessary.

Especially for counters, Willaim Adams did gave us a rough estimate but as the matches get longer and bigger we may need to spend more
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>>30399112
> Y
Any bets that Alisa/Alice/Arisa gets the flag again?
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>>30399112
>Y
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>>30399112
Will the flags be randomized?
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>>30399112
>Y
oh! ask key how many tanks is she bringing?
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>>30399223
She already said she's willing to field as many tanks as we have, so 12
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> Y

“Yep. I’m sure.”

“Cool beans! I’ll call tomorrow with what flag tanks we’ll have, kay?”

“Sure, sounds good, Kay.”

“Alright, see you then! I’ll arrange for some transport for you guys tomorrow, should be able to take all of your tanks and all of you down to Scotland for Thursday and bring you back on Friday in good shape.”

“Alright, I wasn’t looking forward to school anyway.”

“Of course, of course! Anyway, I’ll keep in touch. See you there!”

“See you.”

With that, Kay hangs up. Perky girl. You kinda wish she was on your side. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers. Your crews start filing out. The Poles stop by briefly to say:

“Thanks for letting us back into our Stuart,” says Janek. “Szarik must have felt so lonely without us, you know?”

You nod. “Of course, girls.”

“Anyway, we oughta head out, see you!” says Janek as she and the rest of the Poles leave.

Kitten walks up to you. “Hey there, want to head home?”

> WANT TO HEAD HOME?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>30399348
Anything else we have to do, nope?
then >Y
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>>30399348
>Y
We'll get more reading done at home then out and about
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>>30399348
>Bookstore

Let's finish this book!
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>>30399348
>Y
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>>30399348
>N
go get food, and read the book bear assed!
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>>30399431
This. Having an alibi is a good thing right now.
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>>30399348
>Y
Home sweet home.
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>>30399391
We can finish the book in one go.So supporting
>>30399401
>>30399431
>>30399348
>>
>>30399348
>N
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>>30399348
>N
Eat out dinner, just you and kitten
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>>30399552
Are you suggesting that we have Kitten for dinner?

Vagina doesn't have any sort of nutritional content at all. Trudy will be hungry again in less than a hour.
>>
> Y

You yawn as you head out into the setting sun of the day. Most of your crews have already gone home for the day.

You rub your stomach. “Jeez, I’m hungry.”

Kitten says, “Maybe you can cook something.”

“Eh… don’t feel like cooking,” you say. “Kinda want to eat out. Maybe eat at some fancyass restaurant like Vingt-mille lieues sous les fruit des mers or something you know?”

Kitten shrugs. “Whatever you say, honestly I don’t really care. Admittedly, I’d like some IHOP though, it’s been a while.”

> Head Home
> Eat out somewhere
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30399552
>>30399590
Guys, I think we've lost Kitten. Now that she knows the pleasure an automatic weapon can bring, she'll run right into Samantha's arms!
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>>30399620
>Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)

>>30399621
Find a .50 Cal lover and get her jealous then
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>>30399620
> Eat out somewhere
> Talk with Kitten (The Future)
There's got to be more to life~
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>>30399620
> Eat out somewhere
Steakhouse!

It's kind of a compromise.
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>>30399590
Nah, that needs buildup. And her in a maid dress.
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>>30399620
> Eat out somewhere

> Read a Book (Specify)

Bare Assed Ferdinand
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>>30399620
> Eat out somewhere
IHOP isn't a bad thing. we can read while we eat.
>>30399621
3 some time?
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>>30399620
> Read a Book (Specify)

Bare Assed Ferdinamd
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>>30399620
I want to take Luciano out to a nice dinner.

Black tie or, at the very least, nice looking.

Tell her if she fucks it up there won't be a body left to find after she runs her through Al's tracks like spaghetti.

I feel like we should get to bond with our officer some more. I doubt this idea will get traction though...but I really want more Charlotte screentime.
>>
Oh god,
>Inb4 Lutz dies because it's the funniest joke in the world
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>>30399620
I got an idea, assign Luciano to deal with Fred...discreetly.
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>>30399733
They will get kicked out, their the reason why they were recruited

> Read a Book (Specify)
>>
> Eat out somewhere
> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)

You quietly read through the book as you walk. You walk past the dorms unconsciously and Kitten unfortunately is too quiet to let you know.

> Bare-Arsed Ferdinand: Progress: 190%

You yawn a bit as you step into the IHOP, might as well.

You’re directed to a little booth at the corner of the place. It’s not very crowded, it’s actually quite warm and cozy. Kitten says, “Hm, I wasn’t serious when I said I wanted IHOP.”

“Well, we’re eating IHOP,” you say as you read the menu. “Now what are you going to get?”

“Can you share the chicken strips with me?”

“Sure, I’ll have myself one of these neato hamburgers and that’ll be that,” you say.

Your waitress comes over. “Ready to orrr… Gertrude!” You look up. It’s Jeannette Rankin. “Long time no see, how are you doing?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
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>>30399817
> Boast
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>>30399817
> Boast
I completely forgot who this is!
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>>30399817
> Boast
Chat a lot. This is our alibi.
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>>30399817
> Neutral
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>>30399817
>> Boast
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>>30399817
>> Polite
Practising. And you ? You look very professional.
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>>30399817
>> Boast
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>>30399850
I believe its the other candidate.
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>>30399850
Ambush journalist. Maybe also in love with Gertrude.
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>>30399817
>Boast
>>30399850
Isn't she our rival for the president seat?
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>>30399888
Wasn't it the other canidiate?

Also when was this said about her liking Gertrude.
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>>30399921
I thought it was the reporter girl. I could be wrong.

The latter half was made up on the spot...but that seems to be the trend.
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>>30399817
>>Boast
Go all political on her, stand up, shake her hand (tightly) and SMILE (:D)! at her.
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> Boast

“Oh, I’m doing incredibly well, Rankin. Seems like a lot of things are just going right for me these days,” you say, smiling.

Rankin nods, taking your menus politely. “I’m glad, I’m glad. You know, word is there’s a recall election out.”

“Aren’t you the other candidate?” you ask.

“That’s me!” says Rankin. “Going to have another shot at the seat. Hell, our election was pretty damn close, I think I have a decent shot.”

You shrug, smirking. “Maybe you do, but I don’t intend on giving up the seat that easily.”

“Hmph,” says Rankin, smiling. “Well, I tell you something. I’m a mean campaigner when I want to be.” She pulls up her notepad and a pen. “So, what you’ll have?”

“Uh, hamburger for me, and the chicken strips for Kitten here,” you say.

“Groovy,” says Rankin. “It’ll be out for you lickety-split.” She then walks away to the kitchen.

> Play with Kitten
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
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>>30399975
>> Read a Book (Specify)

We're almost done
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>>30399975
> Read a Book (Specify)

Bare Assed Ferdinand
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>>30399975
> Play with Kitten
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>>30400001
>>30400040
Guys it's dinner time and Kitten time! We can read before bed like we do.

>>30399975
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
Whether she's going to leave us for Samantha.
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>>30400078
Kitten time is overrated.
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>>30399975
>Play and tank with Kitten
Reading at dinner is rude
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>>30399975
>> Read a Book (Bare-Assed Ferdinand)

>Play with Kitten
Honestly Schteel...
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>>30400108
Sure bud.
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>>30399975
> Play with Kitten
What are kittens for.
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>>30400136
Ripping up your carpet and being complete assholes
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>>30399975
>> Read a Book (Bare-Assed Ferdinand)
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>>30399975
> Read a Book THAT BOOK!
playing with kitty is a free action!
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> Read a Book (Bare-Arsed Ferdinand)

Poor SU-76M Commander. If only he were more aware of his surroundings…

Awareness. Hm.

> BARE-ARSED FERDINAND PERK UNLOCKED: Improved Intuition – Your intuition skills have been improved, allowing you more information on the tactical situation and even allowing you to further predict enemy movements to greater accuracy. The cost does not change.

Still. Good read, if a bit depressing. Mind you, it was relatively comedic up until the ending where the SU-76 got destroyed, the driver burned to death, the gunner was chopped to bits by MG-42 fire and the rest of the crew end up getting-

You feel your leg get pushed. What the-

You look up. Kitten’s whistling a bit innocently. You feel your feet get kicked gently. She looks up at you, “What?” Your foot gets kicked again.

MOTHERFUCKER DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

> Kick her back
> “Not now, Kitten.”
> Other
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>>30400261
>Kick her back
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>>30400261
>Refuse to play footsies, people only THINK we're gay, not KNOW it...
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>>30400261
>better intuition
Fuckin A
>Kick her back
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>>30400261
AAAAAAAAH why didn't we read this sooner!

> Kick her back
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>>30400261
>> Kick her back
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>>30400261
> Kick her back

>Improved Intuition
YES! YES! oh god, we are so going to need that. and it's free too!
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>>30400261
>Other
Engage in foot-fondling
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>>30400338
Give her ankle a foot job?
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>>30400261
EQUIP THAT PERK
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>>30400261
>> Kick her back
Kick her shin!

Trude is Strong!
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>>30398839
>All started with Bertha Benz and her driving one of the first Tankettes! Why, imagine her driving a car, wonder what effect that would’ve had.”

CONFIRMED SPIN-OFF QUEST!
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>>30400374
I'm still trying to figure out how to make a Modern or Unlimited Tankery quest work.

I wish I could figure it out.
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>>30400261
>Snuggle
Realize you've been neglecting her goddamit
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>>30400261
Just in time for Saunders and Walter Christie

We really need to focus on CP and Engineering
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>>30400395
Play it loose with the mechanics, maybe have an NPC in charge of most of the tank building, with the player only giving direction.

Make it more story focused like BJ's quest; with more frequent battles to spice it up and really put the focus on Unlimited. It'd be futile trying to emulate Schteel's managerial style. Just my thoughts.
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>>30400395
i am surprised that if they did have a modern and unlimited tankery, there would have a body count per season. that stuff is really deadly and the weapons are out pacing our armor tech.
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>>30400108
Are you gay or something?
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>>30400454
I wanted (the player(s) to have more, direct control.

I was thinking something like some sort of point/crit based thing? Sort of like how Battletech works with crits. Each tank has space, fill space with stuff. Each stuff takes space, can only have so much stuff.

Shit like that. I dunno, though.
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>>30400261
>Other
Use Improved Intuition, realized Kitten is sad and kiss and make up with her.
>>
> Kick her back

You kick her shin gently, and she yelps. You grin, giggling a little. Kitten puffs her cheeks angrily, then kicks you in the shin AWSUNUVABITCH. You and Kitten start fighting a foot war, trying to kick at each other from under the table. The both of you laugh, trying to not to sound to loud else someone will…

Rankin comes back with your food which she sets down quietly. She says, “I remember when I was a kid. Then again I had to take care of eight sisters, so you know, wasn’t much of a kid.”

The both of you chuckle nervously. “Hey,” you say, “Sometimes you just get lost in the moment you know?”

Rankin smiles. “Of course. Have a nice dinner you guys.” With that, she leaves.

Kitten rubs her forehead. “Phew, didn’t spill our spaghetti there.”

“What?” you ask. Kitten shrugs and starts digging in.

> Eat Dinner then Head Home
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other
>>
>>30400463
CARBON LINING means everyone's safe. Shit's magic, didn't you read their sales pamphlet?

I think Unlimited Tankery is still limited to 1945 limited munitions, even on modern guns. I think I'd revisit that, but I don't know.

Whole point of Unlimited is that you can do anything. I think it's capped just so they don't have to do more research/animation/etc. I'm on the fence though, it's a pretty big departure.

Which is ignoring the whole "I have no idea how to do this," thing.
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>>30400261
Stroke the new smooth kitten legs
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>>30400519
> Read a Book (Specify)
ENGINEERING FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
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>>30400395
I'm not even sure what the parameters of unlimited are. Anything goes including modern tech so long as you somehow mount it on a chassis based on a ww2 tank?
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>>30400490
You might have to refluff and retcon the rules of Unlimited if you want it to work in a plausible way. That system seems like it would work pretty well so long as you pace what you give the players so nobody's swamped with too many choices and votes to sift through.

I hope you figure it out soon, That quest sounds like a total blast.

>>30400519
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
Is she going to add the Rifle girls to her noonday harem?
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>>30400519
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)

Black Forest

Need that CP
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>>30400562
FCK READING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>30400595
To get perks and CP, what is wrong with that?
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>>30400519
Kick her again
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>>30400519
> Read a Book (Specify)
Might as well get an early start
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>>30400574
One idea would be a student wants to join tankery so bad, but the School's established Tratditional Tankery team isn't taking anymore recruits, so she start's up her own Unlimited Tankery team. You have to manage your team through perpetually low funding, possible sabotage by the traditional tankery girls and bring glory to Unlimited tankery.
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>>30400519
>Eat Dinner then Head Home
You can't read a book while you are eating with your best friend
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>>30400642
I'd play that.
>>
>>30400519
> Study a Tankery Team black forest
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>>30400519
>Talk with Kitten (THE FUTURE)
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>>30400660
>>30400673

Too bad I can't GM for shit, the one main problem for an unlimited quest would still be deciding if adding X modification to Y tank would be physically feasible.
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>>30400642
>>30400660
>>30400673

I don't see why it'd have to be so agro between Classic and Unlimited. Doesn't make a lot of sense. It'd be like the basketball team getting mad at the wrestling team because wrestling just started.
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>>30400519
>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
Black Forest

Regain that CP from early
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>>30400702
Have you seen how most people in-quest react to Unlimited, granted that's towards Perrine's frankensteins, but if the traditional tankery team are elitist snobs, it could still happen.
>>
> Study a Tankery Team (Black Forest Peak)

> BLACK FOREST PEAK WOMEN’S COLLEGE ROSTER
> TIGER I (ELITE) x 1
> TIGER II (ELITE) x 1
> TIGER II (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> PANTHER AUSF. G (COMP. SPEC.) x 20
> JAGDPANZER IV (COMP. SPEC.) x 30
> JAGDPANZER IV (V) (COMP. SPEC.) x 30
> JAGDPANTHER (COMP. SPEC.) x 15
> JAGDTIGER (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> PANZER IV AUSF. H (COMP. SPEC.) x 30
> PANZER III AUSF. J (COMP. SPEC) x 30
> PANZER III AUSF. G (COMP. SPEC) x 30
> STUG III AUSF. G (COMP. SPEC) x 50
> STUG IV (COMP. SPEC) x 50
> PANZER VIII MAUS (COMP. SPEC) x 1

Reading through Black Forest Peak’s roster and looking at their highlights reel is a very boring thing. On the one hand, they win a lot of matches because their roster is pretty much unstoppable but on the other hand, you can definitely see how this team and teams like it brought on a bit of an age of unpopularity for Tankery Classic.

> + 5 CP

Kitten looks at you as she eats. You look up from your phone. “Something you need, Kitten?”

“You know, Gertrude, I was thinking,” she says. “You’ve really changed.”

“Oh?”

Kitten nods. “It’s quite strange actually, talking to you. I mean, you’re definitely the person I know from childhood but there’s definitely something… different about you.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
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>>30400771
> Neutral
I got strange urges, I almost can hear voices from across the void.
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>>30400771
>> Boast
Responsibility and purpose can do that to you
>>
>>30400771
>> Neutral
Different good or different bad?
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>>30400771
> Boast
>>
>>30400771
>Boast
Putting your fate into the hands of /tg/ can do that to a person.
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>>30400771
> Boast
Bigger boobs
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>>30400729
Maybe. I doubt it'd be that big of a "thing," nawmean?

It'd be like the difference between rally and formula. You're both drivers at the heart.

I think the biggest issue is that I kind of want to make it co-ed. Or, at the very least, have some male characters in a role relevant to tankery, even if they might not directly participate.

I'm down for chicks and all, but if I'm running the show I need some more diversity than that.

I thought about having dudes be the support crew working the chop shop manning the plasma cutters, and the girls are the ones who actually saddle up and participate in the matches.

but...like I said, there's some divergent shit that I don't know how to handle well, or if /tg/ would handle at all. Or be willing to.

>>30400771
>Polite
>That's a hell of an accusation you're alleging, Kitten.
>>
>>30400771
> Neutral
>>
>>30400771
>Neutral
Good different because Trudy's a semi-effective leader or bad different because Trudy's a semi-effective leader?
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>>30400846
Well, after watching Seitokai Yakuindomo, I had an idea that there'd be one male team, but they're pretty much ostracized for taking up a girls sports, but hey, they make up for it by being somewhat good mechanics.
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>>30400846
I'll try it out but remember homecoming, /tg/ or maybe /u/ will tear through any male classmate and reduce them to cardboard cut out characters

> Boast
>>
>>30400903
The resulting hatesex would be amazing.

Not that, of course, I'm suggesting such lewd things would happen...
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>>30400903
If there were such a team, I'd rather them be unremarkable and only there for the banter. Make them the punching bag, but not MC material.

>>30400908
The reaction wasn't as unreasonable as people paint it. We went over why it was a shitty way to introduce a character last week I think.
>>
> Boast

You say, “I know, Kitten. I’m not the same delinquent from Middle School nor am I the slacker from Freshmen year. I am now a full-blown popular girl, beautiful, intelligent, hell I’d be one of the Mary Sues you keep talking about from your fanfictions that you read.”

Kitten shrugs. “Meh. Point is, Trudy, I uh…” She sighs, pausing. “Actually nevermind.”

“Oh?”

“It’s nothing important,” says Kitten. Hm, alright then. With that conversation done, you finish up your hamburger and the rest of Kitten’s chicken strips. Damn good stuff. Dinner’s done and it’s time to go home. You tip Rankin generously for her service then head on home.

You arrive back at your dorms.

> Crash at your Dorm (Invite Kitten?)
> Crash at Kitten’s Dorm
> Crash at a Staffmember’s Dorm (Specify)
> Other
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>>30400949
True, and totally understandable but you do have to admit that most likely some may want little to no contact with them
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>>30400984
>> Crash at your Dorm (Invite Kitten?)
Poke at her for what she was talking about before, too. I'm too curious to let this go.
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>>30400984
> Crash at a Staffmember’s Dorm (Specify)

Ramieriez!
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>>30400984
> Crash at a Staffmember’s Dorm (Nancy)
It's been a while, and we can listen to her and Kitten talk vidya.
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>>30400984
>>30401020

Oh I like, I love their banter, changing my vote from the one above to the one below
>>30401025
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>>30400984
> Crash at Kitten’s Dorm
What's troubling you little kitty?

>>30400994
>>30400949
Has a het pairing in this universe ever ended up without hate or spaghetti?
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>>30400984
> Crash at a Staffmember’s Dorm (Specify)

>Nancy, let's play video games with our favorite Morman, maybe watch the book of morman
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>>30401057
Ramirez? I don't know, romance isn't really a 'thing' in the LGA-verse. This isn't some SoL fanfiction-tier visual novel emulator... or something.
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>>30401057
What's wrong with spaghetti in a relationship? All shit's like that. It's only a problem if you can't get past it.
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>>30400984
>> Crash at Kitten’s Dorm
>>
>>30401123
I totally forgot about that.

Still, I at least want to see one instance of a guy and a girl being just friends and comrades-in-arms without anons getting butt-flustered over it or shipping them
>>
>>30400984
> Crash at your Dorm (Invite Kitten?)
>>
>>30401057

Eleanor has a boyfriend.
>>
> Crash at a Staffmember’s Dorm (Nancy)

“President!” Nancy greets you while in a bathrobe, and you can clearly tell she isn’t wearing a damn thing underneath.

Damn good tits though.

She lets you and Kitten inside for the night, allowing you sleep in. Thusly, you dress down to just your blouse and underwear, as does Kitten.

“So, President, how was your day? Anything good going for you?”

You say, “It’s going well, Nancy. Hope we’re not bothering you.”

“Oh it’s no trouble at all! It’s like an impromptu slumber party! So what are we going to do? Play games? Tell scary stories? Or perhaps do each other’s make up?”

Kitten says, “I happen to have Left 4 Dead 2 on my Laptop. Want to play together, Nancy?”

Nancy beams. “Oh, I’d love to! What’s it about? Does it have tanks?”

“No, it has zombies. It’s actually a little scary.”

Nancy scoffs. “Oh Pssshaw. I can take a bit of scariness, bring it!”

With that, Nancy screams into the night as Witches, Smokers, Tanks, Boomers, Hunters, and zombies swarm her.

> END DAY
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>>30401205
Guy, this is the internet. I can understand and respect what you want to see, but everyone will be shipped with everyone else. Always.

The sooner you accept this, the longer a life you'll lead. This 4chan thing is pretty stressful.
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>>30400984
>> Crash at Kitten’s Dorm
>>
>>30400984
> Crash at a Staffmember’s Dorm (Nancy)
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>>30401258
That's it for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow at 3PM EST as usual.

Follow at: https://twitter.com/

See you next time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVJgmp2Tc2s
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>>30401282
Apologies, that's the wrong link.

https://twitter.com/AdBa19
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>>30400984
> Crash at your Dorm
if the kitty and our crew wants to crash, it's fine.
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>>30401282

Did we switch out the Command Perk yet?

Because Bare-Arsed Ferdinand is godly.
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>>30401258
Aww, that's cute.

>>30401282
Thank you for running Schteel! My weekends rock with you around. Good outro choice today.
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>>30401258
Hahahaah

We should do this more often
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>>30401261
I've already consigned myself to a bleak life and early death the first time I went to 4chan.

>>30401282
Thanks for running boss
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>>30400949
If I did it, it'd probably be on female main-ish character running the command/performance side, and then a guy in charge of the logistics/conversions/etc.

But...fuck if I know how to do it.
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>>30401310
It's not a command perk just a regular perk

So Rally and Improved intuition is great.

Also German, will it say Improved intuition on the command section when we do battle.

Also, Will we be able to convert the Stuart when we had this discussion earlier?
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>>30401361
Improved Intuition completely replaces the old Intuition so it will say Improved Intuition.

You can always convert the Stuart at the Shop consultation.
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>>30401376
So we can give it a 75mm gun?
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>>30401385
I'll look over the discussion tomorrow and see how I can price it.
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>>30401348
Exactly what I was thinking. He can be the snarky deadpan to the MCs /tg/-style management.
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>>30401404
Probably more the Q to her Bond, but both of them would be playable, either through alternating POVs or some other form of wizardy.
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>>30401403
From my understanding it's basically a Scott's turret just given with a 75mm gun.

May some mind modification or two but it should be no different then when we gave the Setienel the 6-pounder, just with a open turret.
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>>30401439
Okay, this is getting freaky, how the hell did you put a bug in my brain? You basically said what I was thinking just now with the switching POVs.

But anyway, two different characters, different routines, different character interactions.
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>>30401531
Basically.

I'd maybe set it in a college setting where classes are a lot more fluid and shit, with more emphasis on interaction than schoolwork.

I think I want to make both sort of action hero-y. The "ooh, he's such a dweeby nerd," cliche is pretty weak.

When he's not competing in the America Gundamn Build Fighters (which will totally be a thing in this universe), he's working for the Unlimited team during their season, while finding time to do keg stands and TP houses or w/e.

I don't have a good bead on the girl yet.
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>>30401641
So this is going to be alternate universe to Schteel's alternate universe? I don't know if I can handle your setting if you say otherwise.
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>>30401641
Well, I wouldn't consider it a derivative of LGA, just a possible girls und panzer derivative.

Unless, of course, he wanted to collaborate (for whatever, unknowable reason). We could work out a college/university that Lafayette feeds into it.

Otherwise I'd be filling in my own as we go.
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>>30401752
>>30401718

Ballsacks, missed.
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>>30401641
The college thing could work, the guy isn't necessarily a dweeb, a bit on the short side, but can lift when needed and doesn't have any pointless emotional baggage. He's a the type you would call a bro, but he browses 4chan so you can't exactly call him immaculate.

As for the MC, well, Gertrude makes a good role model but seeing the same sort of person as an MC would be tedious

>>30401718
Could be, could be a different universe. What I'm aiming at is the same fun we get at LGA, but in Unlimited Tankery.
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>>30401718
>>30401752
I try to derive as much as I can from actual canon so I wouldn't call LGA that much of an AU.

I'd be willing to help out as needed, I'm usually on the hugbox and I do occasionally check twitter.
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>>30401789
So, I'm thinking I'll do another mini-quest tomorrow. It shouldn't be as out-there as Kitten Quest maybe.

How would you feel if I tried to characterize Luciano a bit? Can she be a bit of a closet nerd because you said she suggested the callsign Last-Chancers?
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>>30401855
She's so far in the closet with her nerdiness I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in there were several thousand dollars worth of Imperial Guard Death Korps of Krieg and Orks hiding somewhere around her dorm.

So go for it.
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>>30401775
The guy would probably be the "modern," type of bro, you know? Plays a lot of video games...but also pounds a lot of beer while doing it.

Plays Dota...but feeds and swears over VOIP and all chat.

Listens to California Love as he works on his Gundams and Zoids.

And he's probably swole and tan as fuck from squatting/dead lifting tank shit, as well as the unwholesome glow a TIG welder gives. (MIG and TIG welders do some seriously weird shit to any exposed skin...and I see this guy working in basically 1940s conditions - ie, a wifebeater and a pair of khakis while he smokes a jj under his goggles.)

Maybe make the girl the nerd-ish type?

>>30401789
Maybe. What's your usual nick? Makes more sense to go to the source...if I am going the spin off of a spin off of a setting and generally make the board just a little bit worse.
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>>30401907
I go by GermanSchteel on the IRC. I only change my name when I'm running a one-shot or something.
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>>30401906
Ehehehehehe

I didn't want to step on toes because I mean for it to be tentatively compatible with canon. Oh I'll use this. Figured she be the type to scrape paint off Ebay rejects, not buy from Forgeworld.
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>>30401907
Jeez guy, I thought the girl was your MC.
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>>30401907
Nah, 2/fit/4me, more like an average guy, not skinny but definately not swole, who hides his dweeb power levels.
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>>30401973
I don't ever remember specifically stating that, just that there would be 2 POV characters.

It's just easier to characterize a dude being a dude. I have to actually think about shit to make a female character who could be used long term and experience growth and just generally, you know, be people.
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>>30401855
>>30401956
Wait, is Kitten Quest different from the Kitten POV thread we had last time?
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>>30402038
Last Saturday(?) after thread. Look about in the archives.
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>>30401977
>>30402033
Missed again.
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>>30402074
This is what brainstorming is for.
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>>30401956

If she has several thousands' worth there's no way she's doesn't buy from Forge World.


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