Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena hung out with her best friend.>But none of that is really important.
>You are Lyrical Princess Raindrops.>Lyrical Princess Raindrops is a B-Class Hero and has the power to summon weapons of unusual size.>She is super excited because this is her first day as a hero.>She stands around in her room, waiting for a call from the Hero Association.Oh man.So excited.I'm gonna catch so many villains today.I hope they call me.
>>30362533just wait, something is bound to explode soon.
>>30362533You're looking awfully lonely, there. Don't you have any friends?Also, check your phone repeatedly.
>>30362533....Don't you belong in another setting?Anyway they aren't gonna call you, so go patrol for villains.
>>30362533oh shit.Don't fall asleep dawg.
>>30362533>the power to summon weapons of unusual sizeSummon a tiny battleship.
>>30362533>I hope they call me.Can you handle babysitting? We might expect one soonish.
>>30362533Practice summoning swords.
>>30362533To the roof! Maybe we can spot villains committing villainy!
>>30362533Don't you have a Bounty List?They don't call you unless it's a emergency, you need to check the list.Also are you a magical girl?Also are you barren as the desert?Also are you a lesbian the voices here tend to favor that kind of thing.
>>30362533Daww, you're so CUTE! Like, you're the embodiment of that one Japanese word for cute, what was it...
>>30362533YOU LOOK MOE~
OH GOD IT'S HABBINING>>30362533Ruffling. Hair.
>>30362533How unusual are we talking about here? Big or small? How big and how small?
>>30362533Check your phone for the ninetieth time.Otherwise continue being adorable.And, do your talents allow you to actually -use- those weapons of unusual size?
>>30362533Go out purging on your own!
>>30362533Clarity check! Repeat after me:If the voices in your head tell you that something terrible is about to happen, it's probably a bad sign.
>>30362646FUCKING BIG. Even bigger than Guts' Dragonslayer, proportionally
>>30362533Cool. What's your origin?
>>30362671This character is based on the QM of S:TC.If LPR is anything like the mc of that quest, shit is about to get really brutal.
>>30362533oh goshso cute
>>30362533>not create weapons out of her own blood.dropped!
Fucking hell man, this is true suffering for EST
>>30362533Did you know that there is a 25% chance of dying in your first two weeks as a hero?
>>30362712S:TC? I'm lost. Please clarify?
>>30362608>>30362610Haha, no. I'm not cute.>>30362574I've been told that I'm very good with kids.>>30362646Big!>>30362650>Lyrical Princess Raindrops checks her phone for the 75th time.Nope! Still nothing.Also, I can totally use the swords and stuff I summon. It just takes a bit of mana to actually lift them.>>30362592I think.Yes.Huh?W-what..?>>30362662If the voices in my head tell me something terrible is about to happen it's probably a bad sign.>>30362727What..?>>30362660>>30362576>>30362578Alright!>Lyrical Princess Raindrops runs up to the roof to look for evil around her. The city seems relatively normal. She practices summoning a few swords while she's up there.Hmm hmm...No evil to smite.Let's see what my phone thingy says.>She pulls out HA's newest invention. With it she can see where evil is lurking.Ah. There are a couple of pings nearby... A few D's, a coupla C's, three B's, an A, and a S.I think... I think I'll avoid the S.
>>30362533HEY LYRICAL PRINCESSTHERE IS A CRIME BATTLE GOING ON AT THE FANCY RESTURAUNTRENA THE ROCK IS FIGHTING MONSTER MASTERYOU COULD HELP HER AND EARN CASH
>>30362739Seraph: The Calling. It's a quest run on Akun.
>>30362724>suffering for EST>suffering forestA premonition! The Villain Association is planning to cause an ecological disaster! Hurry and catch them in the act!
>>30362712>This character is based on the QM of S:TC.Whose moe representation is based on one of the protagonists of the anime Beyond The Boundary.So we really should be trying to work in more of that to make life a little less embarassing for Angelic.
>>30362533look for villains to defeat so they will call you faster
>>30362746Go pick on a C-class! We don't want you hurting your adorable little self on a B or A, do we?
>>30362746You should beat up both the C's as practice.
>>30362746one of the C's, start the day off easy
>>30362746Blog about your day.
>>30362746Go after some B-Class Villains, also you're super moe.
>>30362746Hmm. If you can get any allies to help you, go for the A, it will prove you're a good hero! If you do not have any friends available, just go check out the Cs and Bs.
>>30362746Go murder a couple of D and C class villains as practice.Don't fall asleep and avoid liquor stores.
>>30362746Ah, good, we're coming in clearly.With that in mind, there's something you should watch out for. A person wearing a catlike hood is offering power to desperate villains. If you see them, be extremely cautious; the culprit has superhuman speed and can permanently nullify a target's powers with a touch.
>>30362752Thank you very much. Any good?>>30362746Maybe order a pizza while you're waiting? No, no... don't want to get fat. Got to keep looking good for your boyfriend. Girlfriend? ...pet dildo?
>>30362792What rank is Cosplay Lass?Oh, wait. She'll be arrested, won't she?
>>30362746Go for the Bmoe
>>30362803Murdering people doesn't sound very heroic
>>30362746Go for one of the Bs!
>>30362746Take on a couple of D's as a warm up just to see your powers, then work your way up.
>>30362791Nuuu, you do that *after* saving the day!
>>30362746>I've been told that I'm very good with kids.Looks like we got a babysitter for THE EGG
>>30362746onwards to C!just like your cup size!
>>30362746Go bully a C-Class! I heard them say you're way too cute to be a serious hero!
>>30362844operation EGGCRATE is in progress
>>30362844Wait. HOW did you become a magical girl?
>>30362861That would be telling.
>>30362870Yes, Yes it would.
>>30362814It's good, but it's slow as fuck. Incredibly slow. Like snails pulling anchors out of canyons.
>>30362746Go -B- the best....Go fight the B class.
>>30362746How close are they to one another? A group of C's could be as deadly as a B.
>>30362944I love how smug that cat looks before he falls asleep. It's like, "you don't scare me in the slightest".
>>30362820I heard that!Alright... Let's try a B!I think if we work together we can do it!>Lyrical Princess Raindrops runs off to fight the B that is appearing on her radar. She almost trips several times over but eventually she makes it.>A man dressed in a gaudy outfit is standing around several piles of burning clothes.The fiend! Those clothes could be given to homeless people or kittens!>>30362861I signed a contract, of course. But soon after I signed it the creature I signed it with got hit by a truck. Something about a sudden drop in luck in the immediate area.I wasn't really listening.I liked the little guy. He was some kinda ferret.ANYWAY!"You! Stop that!">The man looks at Raindrops.HB: "... 'The fuck are you?"!!!Rude!
>>30362944And that. The QM falls asleep during half the sessions and doesn't even put out an update.
>>30362746Take out the A-hole.
>>30362972Can you fly?Fly up in the air and spam swords at him. Just keep throwing massive oversized swords from high up.So moe
>>30362972>HB: "... 'The fuck are you?"Tell him you're Lyrical Princess Raindrops and you're going to beat his meanie butt up!
>>30362972"You're listed as a villain! Stop... villaining!
>>30362972>Homeless people or kittens...oh, Ba'al, you're one of those types.Anyway, summon a big sword and choppy choppy since that's allegedly all you can do, meathead.
>>30362972Make fun of his goatee-heart shirt-ushanka fashion abomination of an outfit
>>30362972This guy really just seems like kind of a jerk. Make with the smiting.
>>30362972Okay, it's time to be cautious. We don't know what this guy is capable of or what he has planned.Let's try to gather information first. Say hi, and ask him if he's seen a villain lurking around here.
>>30362972Hit him with a comically oversized mallet
>>30362972"I'm LYRICAL PRINCESS RAINDROPS!"Proceed to summon a giant weapon and KILL HIM.
>>30362972Wow, what an asshole. Throw a sword at his face.
>>30362972Do your hero intro! Then let him have it.
>>30362972Answer with your blade! Summon a giant sword with your name written on it.
>>30362972SMITE THE EVILGIANT FLAMING SWORD MODO
>>30362972A villainous pick-up artist appears.
>>30362972>The fiend! Those clothes could be given to homeless people or kittens!Well, what if he's a homeless person or a kitten? Did you think of that?
>>30362972This may be a poor time to ask, but when you get nervous or too excited, do you start hiccuping?
>>30362972You should take a nap. You seem awfully tired.Maybe some rum? You like rum. Go drink some rum. And take a nap. That would be awfully moe.
>>30362972>kinda ferret. GODDAMMIT NOW YOU NEED TO KISS A CERTAIN BOY TO POWER UP!any way go ahead and transform into your suit, complete with lewd scenes and blinding colors
>>30362972Woah this guy's facial hair is a crime in and of itself. Summon an improbably large spiked chain and slap it off.
>>30362972That evil bastard!Summon a swarm of tiny plastic swords and stab them into his eyes!
>>30362972CHECK HIM IN THE POKEDEXI MEAN HERO REGISTRY
>>30362972Shit's on fire, yo.Summon a tank.
>>30362972He's trying to neg you! Fuck his shit up!
What rank is QotW?
"I am Lyrical Princess Raindrops, and I'm gonna kick your villain butt!"HB: "... What?""You're listed as a villain! Stop... villaining! Or else!"HB: "... Listen, kid. Normally I would mess you up bad but... You look like a stiff wind could take you out. Why don't you go on home, watch some cartoons, and eat cake. You ain't cut out for this job.""W-what do you mean?"HB: "I'm saying you don't look like a Hero. You look like some cutesy anime character made for kids."C-cute!?For kids!?>Raindrops has suffered a severe blow to her moral!
>>30362972PRE-EMPTIVE SUMMONGIANT BASEBALL BAT
>>30363173It's kinda true. You're pretty moe.
>>30363173Tsk. Don't be a pussy. Who are you, your fucking mother?
>>30363173Summon a giant spiked baseball bat and insert it into his ass.
>>30363173FUCK THAT GUY, YOU'RE A HERO. YOU'RE NO PUSHOVER. SUMMON A GIANT SWORD, LPR!
>>30363173Hes right though.
>>30363173QUICK, come to acceptance with your cuteness!Or make fun of his shitty beard!
>>30363173"I AM NOT MOE!!"Summon a hammer the size of a car.Use hammer.PROVE HOW MUCH OF A KICKRUMP HERO YOU ARE!
>>30363173>moralquick, drop your underwear while your morals are low!
>>30363173Rain giant swords on his head.No one calls you cute!Well, except us.
>>30363173Conjure the biggest baddest manliest weapon you can think of.
>>30363173THROW SWORD. AT HIS FACE.
>>30363173Could a cutesy anime character made for kids summon a huge spiked club to menace this asshole with?
>>30363173OH NO HE DIDN'T.HIT HIM WITH A COMICALLY OVERSIZED MALLET.
>>30363173He won't call you moe if you break his jaw!
>>30363173Go drink rum and pass out. That'll show em!
>>30363173Hit him with a giant paper fan.
>>30363173Well, you can't really be called cutesy when you can summon a giant chainsaw, can you? Show him what you mean.
>>30363204This.Comically take out a giant mallet and bonk him in the head.
>>30363173Go home, watch cartoons, and eat cake.
>>30363173He's offguard, your a hero right.Hero takes advantage of a arrogant opponent, take him out!
>>30363173Nobody calls you cute in a derogatory manner! How many weapons can you summon at once? If a lot, it's time to Gate of Babylon this fool.
>>30363173Suffered a blow to your moral?I guess it's time to start wailing on this guy with hilariously dangerous and oversized weapons, then.
>>30363173Then show me hat a hero looks like!
>>30363173Cute? Show him how cute your weapons are.Not that I think cute is a bad thing, come on. Doesn't matter what your appearance is so long as you get the job done.
>>30363232This. Let's go full moe!
>>30363173Summon a blade the size of a tractor trailer.Yes, jackknife him.
>>30362944Have a better gif for Angelic hard at work
>>30363173Cry some more!
>>30363173I assure you that there are only three things in existance cuter than you, the immediate surroundings of Magical Girl Sparkle, Rena's freckles, and Bridgette after she transforms.
>>30363322>Bridgette after she transforms.So, two things now.
>>30363378Bridgette will be able to transform again anon, you just need to believe!
>>30363173Be careful. This guy is cocky. That can be an advantage, but it could also be for good reason.Check your communicator for info on him; they should have all the official villains listed there.
"Is this cute!? VAULT OF MITAKIHARA!">The air ripples behind Raindrops as weapons begin to emerge.>This was her ultimate move. Her Royal Vision.>She can feel her mana being drained away at an alarming rate as more and more weapons appear. She keeps the vault open, intending to wipe out this meanie in one hit.
>>30363406>"Is this cute!? VAULT OF MITAKIHARA!"Yes
>>30363400I don't think so, anon. That ship has sunk
>>30363406hmm. might be using your power up a bit early, don't you think?
>>30363406Cute AND tactically unsound. Which is even cuter.
>>30363406You don't START a fight with your ultimate move! You idiot!
>>30363406you missed each shot didn't you?
in before she literally kills him and nothing of value is lost
>>30363437Fool! Every move should be your last resort!
>>30363406Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip
>>30363445>runs out of mana>gets knocked down by giant fan
>>30363468Is he literally Mystery?
>>30363468I'm sad to see his hat go. Rena in that hat, anyone? You know you want it.
>>30363492We can never know.
>>30363468>It is then revealed Heroine Breaker's entire thing was being a huge dick and having a knack for making girls cry.>She just killed a man because he said meanie things.
>>30363508As justice demands.
>>30363508Do not cross a magical girl with nothing to lose.
>>30363492>>30363504Am I missing something?
>>30363508Bullying is a crime.
>>30363508She can replace Anti Hero
>>30363541A famous pick up artist.
>>30363468You gon' get negged, bitch.
>>30363553oh my god. he's mystery with a Domino mask.
>Every single attack misses.>One actually hits a random pedestrian.W-what..?How did my ultimate attack miss!?>She feels a sudden stab at her chest.N-no...My mana.Don't fall asleep don't fall asleep don't f-----===================================>Lyrical Princess Raindrops wakes up some time later.>All of the clothes are now ashes....I think I messed up.
>>30363492His fuzzy hat reminds me of Jamiroquai
>>30363581>Try not to cry>Cry a lot.
>>30363581note to self: work on aim
>>30363581Wow just... go home. Have some cake.
>>30363581This is why you read up on your opponents before engaging.
>>30363581deep breaths.... and do some target practicetry not to blow your load all in one shot next time
>>30363581How the hell did you start as B class?
>>30363581If you can only summon four weapons at once, aim is kind of important. I mean, he didn't even dodge. You just sort of...missed. Clearly you lack training.
>>30363581protip: do not open with ultimate attackprotip: go practice aim on C-Class plebs
>>30363581Well, nobody's perfect.Get out there and try again! Evil only wins if you give up!
>>30363581Was it rape?
>>30363581Find rum.Drink rum.
>>30363581...check your phone.Did you miss your call from the Hero Association while you were out also? Because that would be extra unfortunate icing on this already very unfortunate cake.
>>30363581Time to hit the training room and practice your aim.
>>30363581Go home and have some cake, you've done enough.
Rolled 14 + 20>>30363623FTFY
>>30363592Gotta be this one.
>>30363623I guess we don't.
>>30363602Rena is S-Class, so I don't the ranks count for much.>>30363592>>30363607That's Rena's shtick.
>>30363581Well that was too bad. But evil never rests, and neither will you! Charge forth to fight on the frontline in the struggle between good and evil!
Rolled 7>>30363592Rolling to see if we cry and if so, how hard.
>>30363581Clothes aren't a big deal, right? You're a Magical Girl after all! Go after an easier villain and build up some confidence!I hear some Egyptian Queen weirdo's been in a bit of a slump lately.
>>30363641>Rena is S-Class, so I don't the ranks count for much.Yeah, but she didn't start as one. She got there through a series of unfortunately lucky events.
>>30363581You should probably just go home and think about what you've just done
>>30363656wait, she's a magical girl.You've been unconcious long enough to build up enough mana to resummon your hero outfit, right?
>>30363581Then you just need to try twice as hard the next time around!Put war face on.Find C-class villain.Smash villain!You must succeed!
>>30363670Get ice cream on the way home.Fall into depression.Blog about it.
>>30363581Get some rum.
>>30363581Do you have any dripping or aching bodyparts?Who are the top heroes right now?
>>30363581Level grind against something weaker.
>>30363581Oh god you're worse than RenaThis city has no hopeGO FIND MAGICAL GIRL SPARKLE AND CLING TO HER LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. BECAUSE IT TOTALLY DOES.
I'm putting this on my blog...>Raindrops opens up her blog at www.raindropseverydaylife.tg only to find that she has 20 missed calls.Wah! H-how long was I out!?>She calls back only to hear a very angry person yell at her for falling asleep on the job. She promises to do better and is sent out to take care of an A-Class. They say they have faith in her.>As she flies over to fight the new villain she reads up on their profile.>Queen of the World:>A-Class 25>Powers: Immortality, Charisma, Teleportation, Summoning, Invisibility, Super Strength, Heat Vision.HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY ONE!?Bluh... It's okay. I can do it.I can do it!>She arrives and sees the Queen atop some sort of slab being lifted by a dozen people. There are others that are looting a candy store.QW: "Yes! Peasants, grab all that you can! They will regret being closed on Sundays! Minion #52, make a note to change Sunday into Queen of the World day!""H-hey!"QW: "Hmm? Ah, have you come to help your Queen willingly? Good! You look like you would make a great jester! You're already dressed badly enough."
>>30363780Stab her for insulting your clothes
>>30363780Say nothing. Summon a giant hammer and smack her with it.
>>30363780Looks like this quest has a new #1 Sad Sack.
>>30363780Y'know, there are these things called cars...
>>30363780Woah, wow, what a bitch. Hit her with a giant baseball bat.
>>30363780Summon a MODERATELY large melee weapon.Start swinging.
>>30363780Strike her down with the power of moe.
>>30363780Woah, did Queen pick up some new powers? I don't remember her having that many. Also pretty sure she lost teleportation.
>>30363780Be her servant, you're only good at being moe.
>>30363780SWEEP THE LEGS
>>30363780We have to defeat you, and oh dear god you have a lot of powers and INVISIBILITY WOULD RENDER YOU BLIND OH GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY POWERS
>>30363813This looks like a flashback.
>>30363780Hamstring one of her front bearers so they fall. She'll get thrown from her throne, and you can drop a rock on her.
>>30363780Whoa, wait a minute. She's got like, 4 more powers listed than she should have. What happened?
>>30363780"Hey! You know, if people steal candy, the manufacturers might go out of business!"The reason Queen of the World is considered easy to thwart isn't because of her powers. It's because she's distractable. Try to get her to go off on a tangent and she may stop doing evil things.
>>30363780Are you going to take that kind of abuse from someone whose fashion sense predates the invention of the alphabet?!?
>>30363780>Powers: Immortality, Charisma, Teleportation, Summoning, Invisibility, Super Strength, Heat VisionOkay, not only they didn't remove the power she lost but they also added some new onesThat's fucked up
>MUH POWERSGuys this is clearly a flashback.
>>30363780>Queen of the World>Rank: B-Class 17>Powers: Extremely High Charisma, Summoning, Minor Teleportation, Super Strength, Reincarnation.>Notes: 2 kills (fight to death against A-Class Heroes), annoyance.When did she get the new powers? And rank? I thought she was getting her butt kicked recently.
>>30363856>Predates the invention of the alphabetAre you retarded, or just American?
>>30363881The Egypt language does not have letters.
>>30363878Maybe her losing to LPR is what got her demoted
>>30363896No, she refused it
>>30363881It's funny when you try to insult an entire nation but then it turns out you were the retard all along.
>>30363878Not only did she not lose teleportation, but it got upgraded from minor to normal? wtf
>>30363780Call her a taxi! As a hero, it's your responsibility to save those slaves from hard labour!
>>30363878What if every time she dies, she loses a power?
>>30363902>Egypt had ties with Rome and Byzantine>Nevermind the fact that Babylon, Sumeria, etc were literate societiesStay pleb.
>>30363902Egyptian Uniliteral Signs
>>30363945That was cuneiform you encrusted fuck.
"My clothes aren't dumb! They're sensible for a Magical Girl!">Raindrops summons a giant paper fan and swings at the Queen of the World. She doesn't feel it actually hit anything.>She feels a bit of pressure atop her head.QW: "Is that all you can do, peasant? Summon weapons? You'll need a bit more if you intend to fight the Queen of the World~"
>>30363967Rome used the Latin alphabet.
>>30363979Grab her foot and pull her down
>>30363979Ruffle her hair
>>30363979Queenie remains best villain.
>>30363979Use the paper fan to get yourself airborne!
>>30363979DROWN her in weapons. Or whack her with a hilariously sized flyswatter.
>>30363979If you can't hit her, smash her stupid slab chair thing.
>>30363971FLASHBACK>>30363979Do a backflip.
>>30363979Try not to look up her skirt.Look up her skirt.Fluster and apologize.
>>30363979She's floating right behind you. It's Izuna Drop time.
>>30363979Summon swords to act as a barrier, then a bigger one as a weapon
>>30363979"Yeah that's basically it."Keep trying to hit her.
>>30363979Summon a lasso or net around her.
>>30363979Look up her skirt.
>>30363993That doesn't change the fact that the Mesopatamians didn't have an Alphabet, but a system of cuneiform which was the first system of writing, therefore a system of writing predated alphabets you brutish, incorrigible CRETIN.
I never noticed how much better the art got. Just comparing this thread to Chapter 3 is huge.
>>30364041>>30364024That's lewd but I approve
>>30364050Then the person who posited the original statement that her outfit predated the alphabet should have been qualified by stating which particular alphabet, as it did not.
>>30364024>>30364041Fifth for look up her skirt.
>>30364024Now would she be embarrassed or is the only reason she wears clothes to spare the commoners from being blinded by her full glory?Let's find out.
>>30364054You think that jump is big, you should have seen how he started.
>>30363979"Why do you villains keep making fun of me!?"
>>30364067No, "alphabet" is adequately specific.
>>30364067>A true alphabet has letters for the vowels of a language as well as the consonants. The first "true alphabet" in this sense is believed to be the Greek alphabetQuit being a shit
>>30364067ALL alphabets came after it.
>>30364085>is the only reason she wears clothes to spare the commoners from being blinded by her full gloryA.U.O. Castoff?
>>30364054A miracle what a couple months of running can do.
>>30364087Post an example?
I wonder if QotW accepted a contract.
>>30364067dude, an alphabet is completely different from egyptian heiroglyphics.
>>30364112Did her breasts get bigger?
>>30364113I would, but Larro is easily embarrassed by such things.
>>30364067Technically, "The" Alphabet is correct as well since "The" Alphabet refers to the Greek Alphabet, which is where Alpha and Beta come together to form the word Alphabet.
>>30364112His old rock looked better.>>30364141Understandable.
>>30364024What..? Why would I...>Raindrops looks up.!!!She-! She's not w-w-w-w-w-!!!>Raindrops feels like she could just faint.>The Queen of the World jumps off of her head and laughs.QW: "Do not fight me! Work under me, peasant! Your Queen commands it!""No!">Raindrops begins launching weapons at the Queen but she manages to dodge every one.>The Queen is now right in front of Raindrops.QW: "I like you... BE MINE, PEASANT!">Roll 1d20 to resist
>>30364139Cynthia massaged them while Bridgette was sleeping, I guess
>>30364112>MM's mouth shrank>MM's chest grew>MM's mouth moved to her chestWhatever she's got under that shirt must be pretty interesting.
>>30364139Those "couple months" included puberty.
Rolled 6>>30364166"NO! YOU BE MINE!"
Rolled 2>>30364166RESIST!Nat 1 please.
>>30364166>She's not w-w-w-w-w-!!!LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEWD
Rolled 5>>30364166rolla n
>>30364183Yesh. This isn't a repeat of Rena!
Rolled 1>>30364166>She's not w-w-w-w-w-!!!Huh?
>>30364166I would unironically follow Queenie without mind control.
>>30364123I suppose if you all want to get really technical, her outfit would be new anyway, considering that textiles from the ancient Mesopotamian empires would have long ago rotted away, so while the style might be a throwback, the actual outfit is recent.
Rolled 16>>30364166Summon a giant smoke grenade!
Rolled 8>>30364166Play with her hair.
Rolled 2>>30364166It's time.
>>30364207No one can be this dense.
Rolled 15>>30364207She's not wearing any underwearNice nat 1
Rolled 10>>30364166...Let's summon Einlanzer.
>>30364207>this is how QotW manages to finally get a servant>also somehow finds a completely useless servant thats DAMN unlucky.
>>30364222Screw you, 2-0 guy.
Rolled 14>>30364166Act like you're under mind control, but summon a spring-loaded poisoned dagger hidden under your sleeve and use it when her guard is down.
>>30364212entirely irrelevant to how old the fashion sense is.
>>30364229OhEgyptians never used those? Or is she poor or something?
>>30364222>Rolled 1d2: 2Nice try
Rolled 3>>30364226>No one can be this dense.We are playing LPR. Who is based on both Angelic and his/her/it's 12 year old somewhat sexually oblivious/not yet interested character.Both don't really into sexual thoughts.It makes sense that playing as her would make the players act similar.
>>30364268If she were true eqyptian royalty/nobility, her silk would be so fine and sheer it'd be transparent.And no, they didn't bother with undergarments.
Rolled 8>>30364166Wintersonnen eiskristallFinsterniss in zeit und allErwecke mir ein neues lebenDas alte seiDahingegeben.Grosse Anrufung:Hexenfeuer!
>>30364301We should bring this up with Queenie eventually.Show her history books.and so on.
>>30364301>transparent clothingIs that true? What's the point of clothes you can see through?
>>30364337Yes. What's the point of breathable clothing in the desert.
>>30364337Proof of wealth, appearance, heat mitigation, take your pick
>>30364337It's hard to make.Thus expensive.Thus a status symbol.
Rolled 19>>30364337Being sexier than nudity? Keeping bugs and sand off your skin? Being light enough to not kill you in the heat?
>>30364384>>30364371>>30364365>>30364353>We could possibly convince Queenie to wear transparent clothesP-p-p-please, guys, I just fapped
>Raindrops fails horribly. Her fragile mind is no match for the Queen of the World.QW: "None can resist my charms. Come with me! You will fan me atop my mountain of peasants!""Yes... My Queen....">Raindrops blacks out.===================================>Lyrical Princess Raindrops wakes up some time later. She is in unfamiliar clothing and holding a giant leaf. It looks like someone stuffed her in a closet...W-what..?What happened..?>Outside the door she can hear someone sleeping soundly.
>>30364408Was it rape again?
>>30364408man, I thought we succeeded.sneak out. You're in the queen's place. Steal a few slaves as you go.You'll get payment for rescuing some folks.
>>30364408Open the door and fan the Queen.
>>30364408Take a moment. Do you feel sexy? Can you beleaf this turn of events?
>>30364408Check if all your clothes are there.Likely you no longer have underwear.
Rolled 1>>30364408Realise that those aren't your clothes.
>>30364408I feel as though this is how the Hero Association punishes heroes.Try to sneak out.
>>30364408Do you have your communicator? See if you're still close to Queen. If you are, summon a key to pick the lock, then prepare to stab her.
Rolled 12>>30364408Quick! Are you wearing any underwear?
>>30364408Open doorGet on the floorEverybody walk the dinosaur
>>30364408Queen is so much cuter without that hat.
>>30364286>It makes sense that playing as her would make the players act similar.I wasn't acting
>>30364443this is ofvital importance
Rolled 17>>30362563>>30362712>>30362759>....Don't you belong in another setting?If LPR is based on Seraph: The Calling's MC we should theoretically be pretty hard to kill even by HQ standards where people rarely die.Hope we have at least Telekinesis, Divine Breath and Flare so we can punch things harder.http://anonkun.com/stories/Seraph:-The-Calling/-J4UxbTNFGH9j9l0yvrn/Powers-&-Inventory/-J4VxeR1DbmL8vVjp4BfThis isn't actually the full list. Some of it accidentally vanished when QM was editing shit.
Rolled 3>>30364449Agreed, but I think she is just trying to attract Rena.
>>30364467LPR is based on the QM, not the MC.
>>30364408Sneak out, find the Queen, and put the biggest fucking sword you can pull out of your ass through her horrible mind controlling skull when she's not expecting it
>>30364470hats DO work like a rena-lure
>>30364408[x] touch queen hair
Rolled 12>>30364462Well, "act" might have been the wrong word. Maybe "behave" might have been better. Behave/think/feel.
>>30364506No, I genuinely didn't get it from the get go
>>30364467> You can survive without air or food for as long as your Pleroma is not depleted. You still get hungry and don't have much energy if deprived of either but you could theoretically spend the remainder of your physical existence without eating should you choose to (you won't, food is way too delicious). This ability is a sustained passive effect and consumes no Pleroma.So that's where the loligagging jokes came from.
>>30364449She has to hide her hair or else jLPR would be losing her shit right now trying to ruffle it. When her hat comes off it's gonna be love at first ruffle.
>>30364408Leave the closet. Summon a giant grenade. Leave. Win.
Nope. Not looking. You guys can't make me.>With a twirl Lyrical Princess Raindrops is back in her Mahou Shoujo outfit.>She slowly opens the closet and peeks outside...>Queen of the World appears to be sleeping peacefully in a massive bed absolutely covered in expensive sheets and pillows.>She seems oblivious to the world around her.There she is...
>>30364467>>30364485Yes, thankfully. HQ is a Saturday morning cartoon show and STC's MC would just start to rage and cut up everyone with a 3 tonne burning sword. Then go back to enjoying icecream with her mentor and/or friends.
>>30364562Hold her hand.
>>30364562Touch her hair
>>30364562STEAL HER HATCLEARLY THAT IS THE SOURCE OF HER POWERS
>>30364562THROW OFF THE COVERS RIGHT NOW
>>30364562Get in bed with her. You could use the nap.
Rolled 13>>30364562GO FOR THE HAIR!
>>30364493guys i think i figured out why rena did what she did last thread>rena is hatsexual and since MM typically doesn't wear a hat, it don't work
>>30364562Snuggle with her. Be her body pillow.
>>30364562Wake her up with a piledriver
>>30364562>Try to resist touching fluffy hair>Fail>Touch fluffy hair
>>30364562STEAL PILLOW.She deserves it.
>>30364562take a selfie and say you defeated her.
>>30364562Touch fluffy hair.
>>30364601This would just make the Hero Association think they slept together
>>30364562MUSS THE HAIR
>>30364562Can you summon any sort of poison or gas? The Queen can reincarnate. If we want to stop her for any significant length of time, we need to knock her unconscious.If you don't care about that, just summon a large axe and chop her head off.Next time you fight her, create a large, extremely loud chainsaw. She can't command you if you can't hear her.
>>30364562Check if she sleeps naked.
>>30364562Holy shit steal her creepy pillow. Then look for any seeeeecret documents she might be hiding nefarious plans in.Like a journal or something.
>>30364562Taste her drool.
>>30364562>Smother her in her sleep
>>30364562Take a selfie with her unconscious, then go release all her prisoners and call it a victory.
>>30364562You're a magical girl.MAKE WITH THE LESBIAN OVERTONES!
>>30364562>Dat sleeping QueenHnnnngggg....QotW is my favorite character. I wish she was Rena's main Arch instead of MM.
>>30364587>why rena did what she didIt's okay anon, you can let it out.Tell us where the Rena sank your ship.
>>30364562draw on her face
>>30364608With an A-Class and survive? Our hero would rank up pronto!
Rolled 11>>30364562How are you on mana? If you're low, you should escape now, and come back when you are in better shape. At least now you know where her hideout is.
>>30364608That'll still get her paidAlso a drawing of her taking a selfie with Queenie is gonna be hella cute
>>30364608Hey, it works for Caffornicator.
>>30364656>>30364653>>30364649>>30364608We need to draw on her face.
>>30364665With an oversized marker we summoned
...What's with these hair suggestions? Not that I don't approve but it comes at a surprise.
>>30364656those villains that she "defeated" were quite lucky.
>>30364675That goes without saying.>>30364683QTG joke I think.
>>30364578>>30364581>>30364585>>30364591>>30364593>>30364602>>30364610Haha...No...I shouldn't.It would be wrong.I... I should just arrest her.>Roll 1d20 to resist
Rolled 9>>30364710>>Roll 1d20 to resist
Rolled 7>>30364710TOUCH THAT FUCKING HAIR, OR I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF
Rolled 1>>30364710HOLD HER HAND DAMN IT
Rolled 1>>30364710Remember your training.You don't touch other people's hair.
Rolled 20>>30364710Too bad I used up my 1 already
>>30364730gg wp no re
Rolled 17>>30364710Decapitate her. That way, you'll thwart her villainy and be able to touch her hair all you want!Besides, she can teleport. No normal prison could hold her.
>>30364683The person who LPR is based off of once expressed a desire to ruffle Queenie's hair after seeing this picture. They later confessed it was something of a fetish of theirs.There's also a flatfic about it
Rolled 9>>30364710CAN WE VOTE TO AUTOFAIL?
Rolled 11>>30364730>>30364735>>30364736The fuck.
>>30364710>voluntary critfail to resist
>>30364730>>30364735Never have been so happy to see two nat 1's back to back like this
>>30364730>>30364735>>30364736I don't even.
Rolled 7>>30364710Why is it wrong? Who says heroes and villains can't get along when they're off duty?
>>30364730THE TEMPTATION IS TOO STRONK
Rolled 16>>30364760>>30364730>>30364729Hey, we're not a loose woman/man/thing. This is too embarrassing, dammit!!
>>30364710Only one thing left to do: Touch fluffy hair.
>>30364730>>30364735>>30364736ITT: the dice gods demand a flatfic.
Rolled 17>>30364796We should have choked her out before touching dat hair.
Oh, I tink I get it. This is no flashback, but in the future. That's why QotW is up a rank and new powers. LPR then would be daughter of Sparkles and Marauder.
>>30364838>>flatfic>Where?pastebin.com/fLMwzFjQ(Not that anon)
>>30364834Pfft no way. QotW probably just got killed by the cat-jerk again and then he approached her with a contract in a more calculated fashion. Explains the altered outfit and the additional powers.
>>30364834>Sparks>letting her daughter make a contract>everBesides, if she was Egghoge, then she likely wouldn't need a contract in the first place.
>Lyrical Princess Raindrops holds Queen of the World's hand.>She jumps up at the touch but before she can retaliate she feels Raindrops messing with her hair.>Confusion halts her actions and as Raindrops begins working her fingers into the Queen's scalp she gasps.QW: "P-peasant! Stop! Your Queen orders you!"
>>30364886KEEP FLUFFING THAT HAIR
>>30364872>QotW had a sordid affair and lovely relationship with LPR, but forgot it all thanks to catjerk stabbing her before the quest even beganBeing Queen is suffering
Rolled 18>>30364886Continue harder.
>>30364886It's too late, you can't stop now
>>30364886Stroke it, like you do with kittens!
>>30364886How can you stop fluffing such luxurious hair. Feeling the threads weave through your fingers.
>>30364886Don't stop. Don't you dare stop.
>>30364886Kiss fingers.Smile.Press fingers to Queenie's lips.Resume.
>>30364886THE POWER OF THE FLUFFY IS TOO STRONGINITIATE SCALP MASSAGE
>>30364886Quickly! Pretend you are under her control, and that she was talking in her sleep! You were just following orders! She is the lewd one.
>>30364900>implying thats not in the diary.
Rolled 6>>30364886CONTINUE STROKING
Rolled 6>>30364902ONCE YOU POP YOU CAN'T STOP!
>>30364886Oh man that feels so- so- it's better than you thought it would be, isn't it?
Rolled 13>>30364886ShhhhhhhIt'll all be over soon, Queenie. Just lie back and let it happen.
>>30364915Well, she is the type...
>>30364886HEYHEROES STOP WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NO.But uh you can totally ask something like "Are you sure you want me to stop?"
>>30364745What a cute magical realm.Does his quest feature it?
>>30364886Lick her instead.
>>30364886What's it feel like?
>>30364920She didn't have a diary until Rena suggested she write one, so going by the logic that she died and lost her heatvision to BQ some time before the quest even began, LPR is lost to her 5ever
>>30364942>HEROES STOP WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NO.Lyrical Princess Raindrops is now a villain with "Note: Will touch your hair" in her file.
>>30364943Nope. His quest features purging heretics and execution by pigeons
>>30364977> second spoilerThat sounds like a HQ power.
>>30364977I'll be honest; that sounds pretty amazing.
>>30364959AND NOW I'M SADFUCK YOU LARRO
>>30364977I already heard about pigeon deal, but only now I realize that such a cutesy and sweet girlish writer actually wrote a man being eaten alive by birds
>>30364886This is getting lewd
>>30364977what quest is this?
>>30365052Seraph: The Calling, it was already mentioned in this thread
>>30365069Must have missed it, than. First time I've ever heard of it.
>>30365025It wasn't actually written out, it's just that Angelic's notes are huge and he has pretty much everything on file. That particular incident was simply part of the backstory of one of the other seven guardians being annoyed enough to go Full Druid on a Psion's ass.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uRT5A6sFbr-4NOnhlrYrWFXiM9OfAsmQxVz6HBi1FCE/pubBackstory doc.
Oh my gosh it feels amazing."You can't fight me now... No one can fight me when someone's doing this to them.">Lyrical Princess Sparkle lets go of Queen's hand and climbs onto the bed, one hand still working it's way through her silky hair.>Queen takes the moment to try and attack but another hand begins to muss with her hair. She gasps and shudders, unable to fight against the magical girl.QW: "S-stop! I demand it!""Never."QW: "Do it or... Or I'll end you...""Only if you give up and go to jail."QW: "N-never!"
>>30365114never give up
>>30365114Keep on rufflin. For justice or whatever.
>>30365114ONCE YOU POP YOU CAN'T STOPKEEP GOING
>>30365114You should have stayed in the other clothes if you were going to do such lewd thingsDon't give up, she hasn't been defeated yet!
>>30365114This is amazingly, adorably lewd.Nuzzle your face into her white locks.
>>30365114Nimble on her.You know you want.Raindrops would.Nimble on her ear.Or even her neck.Delicious nape.
>>30364886gotta be careful with that handholding. might end up with an egg... or three.>single-mom magical girl struggling to make ends meet and put bread on the table by hunting down dangerous villains.i'd play it
>>30365129Cherno alone isn't enough for this thread
>>30365114>tfw I will never know the pleasures of scalp massageI... I have no words
> hair ruffling actually made me slightly aroused T-thanks /tg/. Thanks. There are no images for this and I'm single again so I can't even do this to anyone.
>>30365139Yes! We must up the ante and nibble on her ears
>>30365139Yes.Fyi.Biting was another of angelic's/raindrop's fetishes.
>>30365114Hmmm.Time to metagame?Time to metagame!Bite her neck.
>>30365139>NimbleThat is not the word you are looking for
Rolled 11>>30365114use THAT technique.
>>30365114Why's Queenie freaking out? Is it only fitting that a favored servant shares her bed?
>>30365114jesus christ how lewd.anyways continue, make her surrender via fluffles.
>>30365154Sure you can.
>>30365114Tell her that this will be their true battle.
>>30365141>implying Queen wouldn't support her overpowered heirs
>>30365152>I... I have no wordsSuffer with me, brother, for our lives just lost meaning.
>>30365236She would, if she still remembered them
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
>>30365152>>30365243>tfw used to get daily scalp massages
>>30365261>WHAT IS EVEN GOING ONMy exact words.
>>30365114Wait... what's that bulge in her skirt?
>>30365236she's a villain, villains aren't that good at child-rearing. plus, being a magical girl is suffering, so there's no way there's be a 'father' figure in their life.
>>30365114whisper softly she is the best, most beautiful queen that ever lived. past present and future.
>>30365154There's a doujin consisting solely of Akiyama Yukari's hair being ruffled
>>30365261Larro retaliates for the previous thread HARD
>>30365261i have no idea.but we can't stop now.
>>30365285Why retaliate? He sunk his own boat.
>>30365284LINK IT FAGT>>30365280LPR isn't regular MG and QotW is a somewhat decent villain
I hope we don't get hair pregnant
>>30365261You can't tell? She'd clearly... uh... Queen is... um...I have no idea, but we must learn more for science.
>>30365284Link it. LINK IT NOW
>>30365261Larro is making amends to the /u/-boats.
>>30365309Redeems then? I'm not good at english
>>30365321We are definitely gonna get hair pregnant.We were holding hands and everything.
>>30365335>>30365321no, QUEEN is going to get hair pregnant.WE are unruffled.
>>30365327>implying this one isn't gonna sink tooThere has yet to be a single successful lesbian relationship in HQ.
>>30365339>Tags:girls und panzer,yukari akiyama,vagina dentata,hirota masatane,schoolgirl> Vagina dendataFool, Exlinks reveals your treachery.
>>30365332appease.Speciically the number of people who kept asking for Lyrical Princess Raindrops, QOTW and hair ruffling to be a thing.>and then Robomaid pauses the internet video and explains to Rena that THIS is lesbian subtext
>>30365361That's the circle name.
That's the circle, you spud.
>>30365339> I'm actually getting hard to this............Why.
>>30365353At least not an on screen one that didn't end in cannibalism.
>>30365339Oh my lord, how does this exist? I mean, how did author know there would be actual demand for this
>>30365394>he doesn't know that magical girls in the post-pupae stage sometimes eat their mates
>>30365394I would hardly call a relationship that ends in soul death and cannibalism to be a successful one.
>>30365339>SURPRISE BUTTS>okay back to fluffy nowthis is amazing
>>30365424It's the same thing dude, just part of it
>>30365418but enough about the marriage of Monster Matriarch and The Monster>I promised to show him kinds of fear that he hadn't even imagined.>so, naturally, I married him
>>30365444>The Monster is actually a woman
>>30365428>Why not.My boner is confusing me. This magical realm is just way, way too weird.I'd rather be be somewhere safe. Like KiKu's futa lands. At least the arousal makes some sense there.
>Raindrops doesn't let up!>One of her hands begins stroking the Queen's neck as the other keeps working at her scalp. The Queen cries out as she feels the Magical Girl nibbling at her ear.QW: "OKAY OKAY OKAY! I GIVE UP! YOU WIN! PLEASE STOP!""Just... One more second..."===================================
>>30365482Sounds like Queen is going to have...*Sunglasses on*...egg on her face.YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!
>>30365482no lyrical raindropsDon't be a hair rapist
>>30365482enough drapestry the carpet
>>30365482Lyrical Princess RaindropsS-classNote: Reputation for breaking the minds of her opponents
>>30365475next thing you'll know, there will be a doujin about eating a philly cheesesteak.
queenie's committing suicide after this to expunge the humiliation
>>30365482DON'T STOP NEVER STOP CUT THE BRAKES AND GO FULL SPEED
>>30365507That looks like Kebab.
>>30365482Keep going.Way too far to stop.Now go to the neck~Make her scream.
>>30365482I did it~>A drone flies up to Lyrical Princess Raindrops and gives her $5,000.
Is LPR the most effective Hero we've played so far?
>>30365507Scat is already a thing
Where does angelic live roughly?I'm expecting the news to start reporting floods there very soon.
>>30365522hooray, we are victorious!Take her in or arrest her or whatever.
>>30365522We broke her.
>>30365522LPR, you a miracle upon this universe. Please don't stop.
>>30365522Get so excited about getting paid for doing a good job that you hug the nearest person. I.E. Queen.
>>30365522You're a Hero!...kind of!
>>30365522CONGRATULATIONSYOU'RE A PROSTITUTE
>>30365522You're definitely a hero now! Time for celebrations.
>>30365522Next is Monster Maestro!
Rolled 18>>30365522Yo, take the bed and let's sleep.
>>30365543Cute dominatrix, kind of.
>>30365522Well, that was fun. The next step is to return everything she stole and free her mind-controlled minions.Then, let's check the profile of the guy who defeated us, so we'll be prepared for next time.After that, see if we have any messages, and if any villains are still active.
>>30365543More like a Contracted Rapist
>>30365536Somewhere GMT.Which puts the falling asleep into context since they usually run in the American night slash European early morning.
>>30365550No, next is Rena
>>30365522Congratulations: You're a rapist-for-hire.On to the next victim!Spend some money to buy a blow dryer. You may need it, and with your bizarre fetishes it'll work better than a paper bag over their head.
>>30365547No. First you have to tell off QotW for being naughty.
>>30365522Eat a pocky stick.Like you're smoking.
>>30365543We're a domme.A cute, shy domme.
>>30365522That's it LPRrape themRAPE THEM ALL
>>30365543CUDDLESLUT!>>30365576But she doesn't weight three-hundred pounds, she can't be a domme.
>>30365522Excellent! Give QotW your number and tell her to call you later. Then head on home and get some sleep. Enjoy your money tomorrow.
use the money to go to a hair salon
>>30365522Did you just rape a villain,,,,,
>>30365543...Pretty much yeah.
>>30365482>>30365522That, uhWowI'm sorry for ever doubting you.
>>30365482Its not rape if they enjoyed it.
>>30365616It's not rape if it's girl-on-girl
"I... I had a nice time, Queen. I gotta take back all the stuff you stole and send you to jail but I hope to see you later."QW: "..."==================================>Lyrical Princess Raindrops finds herself in a bar drinking some rum. Delicious healthy rum. It helps replenish her mana.>She checks her phone for missions.Hmm?The Spine Ravager?>Spine Ravager>A-Class Rank 23>Powers: Ravaging Spines....I don't know about this one...
cut to:EGG STUFF
>>30365522Alright, now, move onto Monster Master.You're the only one who has a hope of stopping her villainous ways
>>30365632Don't do it, you might get RAVAGED.
>>30365632eh replenish more mana and see what happens
>>30365632NONEVER THE SPINE RAVAGER
>>30365632Nah don't do it, next!
>>30365632Seems to be just right for you. You're good at brute force.
>>30365632>next time on Rena quest>QotW goes to rena to cry about essentially being raped via magical girl cuddles.>offically goes into PTSD mode from headpats.
>>30365632I just realized that BQ also ravages spines as his main attack.
>>30365632abort abortcall for backupwhiskey tango foxtrot
>>30365632Nnnnope. Someone else.
>>30365632Don't do it.Seriously just don't.
>>30365632NOPE. You are not strong enough to face that. Find something else.
>>30365632Well, that should work out just fine since you have no spine.
>>30365632...passFind another one.
>>30365632>>Powers: Ravaging Spines.Ewww, that's not a cute thing. Look for another target.
>>30365632Ask them to give you someone fluffier. You can do fluffy.
>>30365632As long as you can take out his eye, you should be fine.
>>30365632IT'LL BE FINE.
Okay... Skip.Let's see what's next.>Monster Matriarch>B-Class Rank 40>Powers: Super Strength, Durability, Tendrils of darkness.
>>30365710Ara Ara~ That looks like more reasonable.
>>30365710>Monster Matriarch>>B-Class Rank 40wait, wut?
>>30365710What could go wrong?
>>30365710Sounds like party.Go for it.
>>30365710Seems easy enough to deal with. You can sever tentacles with weapons, and she's not fast enough to catch you by surprise.
>>30365710OH SHITNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEJESUS CHRIST NOPE.
>>30365710pass. if you take it, you gonna get ruffled
>>30365710Go for it. She sounds like a nice person who definitely won't ravage your spine.
>>30365710does she have a kill record?
>>30365710Sounds good to me. Let's get ready to ruffle!
>>30365710UhI don't know. Yes? Yes.
her hair ooks fluffy enough, i tink yu cna do it.
>>30365710>Monster MatriarchNOP->B-Class Rank 40what. Well, might as well?
>>30365710>in b4 the protag gets killed because MM gained hated enemy magical girls.
>>30365710Sure let's give it a shot. You won't win but it'll be a learning experience.
>>30365710Whoa! This is *way* earlier than we're used to. Whelp, better fight her and cause her to develop a lesbian crush on you.
>>30365723>>30365747for the fifth goddamn timethis is a flashback
>>30365751That's MM+ who hates MGs, not MM++
>>30365710B-Rank? Are we in the past?Does that mean Sparkle has her powers in the present?
>>30365766well then, just confused which on is this.this bridget, cynthia or the mother?all of them are MM so the names can get confusing.
>>30365710Hey that seems like an easy target. No ranged powers. Go hit her.What could possibly go wrong?
>>30365710C'mon! You just defeated (sort of?) an A-Class villain!What's a B-Class gonna do to you?Oh boy, we might just get a front row seat to Monster Matriarch and The Monster's first ever meeting.
>>30365780>this bridget, cynthia or the mother?It's the mother. Her name is MATRIARCH, for fucks sake.Bridgette is MaestroCynthia is MasterMomma is Matriarch
GuysHey, guysThat demon that nearly killed Sparkle? That was Raindrop.
>>30365811Implying her real name isn't Rose.
>>30365710>Tendrils of darkness.NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>30365824What's the worst that could happen?
Alright, let's do it!>Lyrical Princess Raindrops runs off to fight the evil Monster Matriarch!>She sees the Villain standing beside a bank. Several members of the bank's security have been fatally wounded by the woman's tendrils.>Monster Matriarch turns and smiles at Lyrical Princess Raindrops.MM: "Oh. Hello dear~ Are you here to save them? I think they might live if you rescue them right now."
>>30365710>Tendrils of darknessYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEP
>>30365839Throw a rock.
>>30365839Ruffle her hair.
>>30365839Grope her, her chest is totally exposed
>>30365839Her hands are occupied!RUFFLE!
>>30365839oh shitsave them guards>no plusseswow this is WAY in the past30 years at LEAST
>>30365839GET TO RESCUING. Don't fight her, just get the wounded to a hospital!
>>30365839Summon one weapon. BLOOD KATANA.This is srs bsnss.
>>30365839Summon a fairly large hammer and swing it at her. If she thinks that's your only power, you can catch her off guard with something else.
>>30365839throw a sharp object
>>30365839"You look far too wholesome to be a villain. Why don't you let me tend the security staff and then we can go have a drink while I ruffle your hair."
>>30365839Unhand... er... un-tentacle? Whatever.Release those innocents!
>>30365839If they were fatally wounded that means we can't save them.But we should still tr, even if it means letting MM++ go. Just be sure to give her a lecture on how rude it is to include civilians in hero/villain stuff.
>>30365839"Yep. I'm just here to get them to a hospital. Not gonna get in your way."Grab the wounded and FLEE.
>>30365839"Yes! Let me take them off your...hands!" Get them and run!
>>30365857ahahahahaI like this.
>>30365839"Yep. Here to rescue them.Can you, uh, let them down?"
"Yep. I'm just here to get them to a hospital. Not gonna get in your way.">Lyrical Princess Raindrops begins gathering up the wounded from Monster Matriarch. She doesn't fight against the magical girl, she simply watches.>Raindrops begin healing all of them with her powers and puts them a safe distance away."Now, let's talk about why you shouldn't include civilians in your crimes. It's bad and it's wrong."MM: "... Hmm. You're the first Hero who hasn't simply charged at me with some nonsense about how they will destroy me...""Well... Killing is wrong. Even if you killed those people... What would I get by killing you back? I think it would be better if we could just sit down, have a drink, and talk about our problems."MM: "... And what if I decided to fight you right here and now? What would you do if I tried to kill you?"
>>30365945Defend myself, duh
>>30365945"Why would you do that?"
>>30365945Well based on how you fight, Raindrops, I'd say you'd probably die
>>30365945"I'll call MOM on you."Massive Orbiting Magnum
>>30365945Ruffle your hair maybe, that worked last time.
>>30365945Obviously, I would try to knock you out, or at least disable those... tentacles you have there.
>>30365945Ah. I hope your mental fortitude is stronger than Rena, Raindrops.
>>30365945"Well, I would defend myself. But I wouldn't kill you."Don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair.
Rolled 11>>30365945Give you a G.I. Joe like speech how that's wrong.
>>30365945Yuu might not realize this Raindrops, but you appear to be in a one-against-two battle.
>>30365984Ruffles are over, anon. This is serious
>>30365945"I would use every skill I have to defeat you. You have really nice hair, by the way."
>>30365839>>30365945>MM is wearing her husband to workKinky.
>>30365945"That looks great. What do you use for hair conditioner?"
>>30366014Wouldn't it be the other way around? Y'know, because the mechanics of it...
>>30366014>>30366038he's inside her.Going through her, as it were.In all the senses.
>>30366038Speaking of which, if !M! needs MM# to fight, how could he defeat QK?
>>30366045>>30366038>We are watching the very moment MM++ got pregnant the first time
>>30366052He can fight without her, he's just weaker, can causes reality to shit itself if he hangs around too long.
>>30366052He doesn't NEED her. He needs her to fight SAFELY without corrupting the entire universe with his presence.It happened when he came to save Bridgette.
>>30366052She gives him precision, he just wrecked QK with brute force.
"Why would you do that?"MM: "Because I-... Hmm...">She stays pondering for several minutes."Oh, uhm... You have really nice hair."MM: "Hmm? Hahaha. Thank you, dear. You brought up a good point. I have some thinking to do..." Her phone beeps. "Oh! I really must get going, I need to grab my son from the babysitter. It was nice talking to you!">Monster Matriarch waves goodbye and runs off....Ah!I forgot to arrest her!
>>30366069You might not be a very good magical girl, but you're a very convincing rapist-philosopher!
>>30366069You delayed her evil deeds, that should be enough to get some dosh.
>>30366069No just let it go, rescuing people is more importantAlso RIP babysitter
>>30366069Oh no!Well, she forgot to rob the bank!So you're even!
>>30366069Next time, I guess?
>>30366069>Ruffled a Queen>Pacified a MatriarchRaindrops best hero
>>30366069Don't worry, you can ruffle her hair later.
>raindrops is rena's motheraaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30366069At least you didn't die, and you saved some people.How durable are you in that outfit anyway? How good is your healing power and dodging ability?Find another villain to fight.
>>30366069Don't worry. You thwarted her evil plan, that's good enough for today. Even better if she forgot the money while she was running off.
>>30366101oh, god, that would explain too much
>>30366069Look on the bright side. You didn't get your memories of the past erased from your mind merely by seeing The Monster's form.
>>30366069>"Why would you do that?"Imagine Raindrops with voice of Catbug.
>>30366069Oh noes! That reminds you of your babysitting your neighbor's kid, little Rena!
>>30366069Wow, you just got some huge bags under your eyes. Maybe you should call it quits for the night.>captcha: oomsativ exigencyOomsativ? Vitasmoo? Is captcha suggesting emergency milk?That's your new task. Get some emergency milk!
I wonder if we have our Flatfic (>>30364857) power set. Flight and environmental control would really do a lot towards getting delicious money and hair ruffles faster.
>>30366136>you just got some huge bags under your eyesThat's her glasses
>>30366111>oh, god, that would explain too muchWhat would it explain?
>>30366151Affinity with magical girl powers
>>30366151Her near complete invulnerability to sexual references
>>30366115The only kid I'm babysitting right now is little Emma. She's the most adorable girl ever. She said she wants to be a magical girl j-WAIT NO THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT!I need to get her!>>30366084>>30366086I... I suppose.But next time I won't let her go!>The Association robot comes flying over and hands Lyrical Princess Raindrops a check for $5,000.???: "Lyrical Princess Raindrops. You did well today.""Huh? Oh. Thank you."???: "You defeated two very powerful A-Class villains and we believe with the proper training you may become even stronger.""Uhm... Okay. Thanks.">He hands her another piece of paper.???: "Sentry Lobster left the S-Class. Perhaps you would like to take his place?"...What?WHAT!?
>>30366151Her love of hats.The nonconsensual hair-fluffing she suffered as a child left her with a subconscious desire to keep her head covered.
>>30366151Rena's absurd luck, ability to defuse villain confrontations, and density. They are almost the same person, except LPR here is more pure and less lazy.
>The only kid I'm babysitting right now is little Emma. She's the most adorable girl ever. She said she wants to be a magical girlSPARKLE?
>>30366206I'm pretty sure all MGs have a natural affinity for hats.Or maybe that was toohoos...
>>30366190Why did you fight the high-ranked villains?!
>>30366190You're definitely not ready for that much responsibility!>>30366221sparkle fo sho
>>30366190>left the S-ClassIs that an euphemism for dying? Anyway, go for it. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
>>30366190>Sentry LobsterWho?>captcha: rodKong stirred...Uh-oh, captcha's being ominous tonight.
>>30366190What? They were both B class, unless you misread it.
I never knew that turning a real person into a magical girl could yield such entertaining results.
>>30366288The Monster himself is A class.What do you think those shadowy tentacles were?
>>30366190No! You are not ready! First TRAINING MONTAGE!
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EGG?
>>30366291>implying Angelic isn't a magical girl IRL too
And so ends another thread.The next one probably won't be ready on Sunday and will feature an egg.
>>30366190>The only kid I'm babysitting right now is little Emma. She's the most adorable girl ever. She said she wants to be a magical girl j-WAIT NO THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT!>I need to get her!>>30366236>sparkle fo shoOh god. Rena reminds Sparkle of her babysitter/magical girl idol on some level.
>>30366312If they are I expect them to be the hardboiled Chiaki kind that writes quests to unwind.
>>30366318D-does the egg have an ahoge?
>>30366318> Angelic quite IRC> hasn't said anything since coming backYOU KILLED HIM/HER/IT/ANGEL.
>>30366318IT HAD FUCKING BETTER!Fucking hair-ruffling bullshit is what this was...You are a lovely man and I appreciate you running.
>>30366318Aaaah, won't be ready 'til' sunday!As always you can check the Twitter to be sure. Thanks for reading, everyone!
>>30366190yeah sure why not?
>>30366318That is no egg, that is a One Piece fruit thing.
>>30366318Thanks for running, superfuntimes this thread. So lewd.>>30366341hair ruffling 2lude4angelic
>>30366318I can't remember Sparkle or Benjamin has ahegao to give egg
>>30366318Waiting warmly. Will we ever see the Lyrical Princess again?
>>30366366The Aho Aho fruit.Grants its user prehensile control over their hair.
>>30366385Probably in the thread where she tries to ruffle the Spine Ravager
>>30366385What would Rena look like wearing half-glasses?
>>30366318YES EGG QUEST GO
>>30366379Ahoge is the hair thing. Ahegao is the fucked silly face.
>>30366318>>>/f/2295138Where's an egg, Larro? WHERE'S AN EGG!?
>>30366408O-OP? Could we see this?
>>30366318I didn't know that Magical Girls are oviparous.
>>30366418She got eaten by the QB didn't she.
>>30366327>implying Chiaki ever unwinds
>>30366433Well, pretty much all the Magical Girls other than Sparkle did, so... yes?
>>30366438>>30366327>>30366312Well it would explain why STC is so violent.
>>30366207>less lazyoh, god. The narcolepsy! That's where Rena gets her laziness from, too.
>>30366433We know from authoritative source (Sparkles) that in present time there is only one magical girl left. So it would imply that yes.
>>30366467So if Rena egged with Caffornicator, the kid would be normal?
>>30366433Well it's either that or she went into hiding.
>>30366469On the other hand, it's POSSIBLE Raindrops slipped under the radar because no incubator.
>>30366476>she went into hibernationFTFY
>>30366469Just how much does she really know?
>>30366492Eh, her face is already round. Square lenses would look better. Or horn rims.
>>30366494>>30366469>>30366489You would think Sparks would know whether her childhood idol is still alive or not
>>30366492I knew it! Her freckles are really tiny eyes!
>>30366492we need to go wider
>>30366418>>30366433>>30366476Or she's the 12th S-rank Hero, Rider.Er, one of her anyway.
>>30366492Hero Rena Quest: The Search for More Moe
>>30366494so, I figure her dad was some kind of rock golem?>>30366504You would think, but older Magical Girls had a way of just... vanishing.
>>30366492Nigga that's kawaii.
>>30366513I was thinking the same thing, actually. She looks a lot like that big boss picture, too.
>>30366492she only wears them to look smart
>>30366517>No Country For Old Magical Girls
>>30366517>so, I figure her dad was some kind of rock golem?with freckles. And surprisingly ruffleable hair.
>>30366595It used to be a solid helmet of granite. Mama Rena was overly affectionate with the hair-ruffling, and friction can work wonders like that.
>>30366628I wonder if rena's parents will ever be revealed.also I wonder what EGG STUFF we are getting up to next time.
>>30362533> LanceI approve of this.>>30362746>I've been told that I'm very good with kids.Correct.>>30363298>>30362908>>30362944Curses, this will never end, will it? ;_;>>30363591>>30363553> fuzzy hatI always wanted to wear that thing. It was the only good aspect of an otherwise cringeworthy show.>>30363581BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.>>30364207Took me a few seconds there too. Don't feel bad.>>30364710>>30364886..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................LLLAAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>30366737Hero Quest Rena: the Making of an Omelette
>>30367048this makes everything worth it
>>30367048oh, come on. You can't tell me you don't approve of Queenies ahegao face.
>>30365025>such a cutesy and sweet girlish....Fine.>>30365032And I still don't know what this is supposed to express.>>30365114>No one can fight me when someone's doing this to them."True enough.>>30365270Giving is almost as good.>>30365482Why.>>30365632> drinking from the bottle...peasants.>>30366318...YOU!!>>30367097Hrm, ahh... well. Feels conflicted.
>>30367148>Why.Dont deny.That it is everything you want to do to queen.Except maybe necking nibbling.
>>30367314I'm free to deny anything I please...
>>30367314>Especially necking nibbling.fix'd
>>30367472>>30367148It's okay. Unlike most waifus, Queenie is of age. Not that I don't like HS waifus but still.
>>30367048>>I've been told that I'm very good with kids.>Correct.PEDO.