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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>Rena hung out with her best friend.
>But none of that is really important.
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>>30362496
EGG STUFF
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>You are Lyrical Princess Raindrops.
>Lyrical Princess Raindrops is a B-Class Hero and has the power to summon weapons of unusual size.
>She is super excited because this is her first day as a hero.
>She stands around in her room, waiting for a call from the Hero Association.

Oh man.
So excited.
I'm gonna catch so many villains today.


I hope they call me.
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EGG STUFF
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>>30362533
just wait, something is bound to explode soon.
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>>30362533
You're looking awfully lonely, there. Don't you have any friends?

Also, check your phone repeatedly.
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>>30362533
....Don't you belong in another setting?

Anyway they aren't gonna call you, so go patrol for villains.
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>>30362533
oh shit.

Don't fall asleep dawg.
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>>30362533
>the power to summon weapons of unusual size
Summon a tiny battleship.
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>>30362533
>I hope they call me.
Can you handle babysitting? We might expect one soonish.
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>>30362533
Practice summoning swords.
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>>30362533

To the roof! Maybe we can spot villains committing villainy!
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>>30362533
Don't you have a Bounty List?

They don't call you unless it's a emergency, you need to check the list.

Also are you a magical girl?

Also are you barren as the desert?

Also are you a lesbian the voices here tend to favor that kind of thing.
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>>30362533

Daww, you're so CUTE! Like, you're the embodiment of that one Japanese word for cute, what was it...
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>>30362533
YOU LOOK MOE~
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OH GOD IT'S HABBINING

>>30362533
Ruffling. Hair.
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>>30362533
How unusual are we talking about here? Big or small? How big and how small?
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>>30362533
Check your phone for the ninetieth time.

Otherwise continue being adorable.

And, do your talents allow you to actually -use- those weapons of unusual size?
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>>30362533
Go out purging on your own!
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>>30362533
Clarity check! Repeat after me:

If the voices in your head tell you that something terrible is about to happen, it's probably a bad sign.
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>>30362563
What setting?
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>>30362646
FUCKING BIG. Even bigger than Guts' Dragonslayer, proportionally
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>>30362533
Cool. What's your origin?
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>>30362671
This character is based on the QM of S:TC.
If LPR is anything like the mc of that quest, shit is about to get really brutal.
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>>30362533
oh gosh
so cute
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>>30362533
>not create weapons out of her own blood.
dropped!
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Fucking hell man, this is true suffering for EST
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>>30362533
Did you know that there is a 25% chance of dying in your first two weeks as a hero?
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>>30362712
S:TC? I'm lost. Please clarify?
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>>30362608
>>30362610
Haha, no. I'm not cute.

>>30362574
I've been told that I'm very good with kids.

>>30362646
Big!

>>30362650
>Lyrical Princess Raindrops checks her phone for the 75th time.

Nope! Still nothing.
Also, I can totally use the swords and stuff I summon. It just takes a bit of mana to actually lift them.

>>30362592
I think.
Yes.
Huh?
W-what..?

>>30362662
If the voices in my head tell me something terrible is about to happen it's probably a bad sign.

>>30362727
What..?

>>30362660
>>30362576
>>30362578
Alright!

>Lyrical Princess Raindrops runs up to the roof to look for evil around her. The city seems relatively normal. She practices summoning a few swords while she's up there.

Hmm hmm...
No evil to smite.
Let's see what my phone thingy says.

>She pulls out HA's newest invention. With it she can see where evil is lurking.

Ah. There are a couple of pings nearby... A few D's, a coupla C's, three B's, an A, and a S.

I think... I think I'll avoid the S.
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>>30362533
HEY LYRICAL PRINCESS
THERE IS A CRIME BATTLE GOING ON AT THE FANCY RESTURAUNT

RENA THE ROCK IS FIGHTING MONSTER MASTER

YOU COULD HELP HER AND EARN CASH
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>>30362739
Seraph: The Calling. It's a quest run on Akun.
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>>30362724
>suffering for EST
>suffering forest
A premonition! The Villain Association is planning to cause an ecological disaster! Hurry and catch them in the act!
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>>30362712
>This character is based on the QM of S:TC.
Whose moe representation is based on one of the protagonists of the anime Beyond The Boundary.

So we really should be trying to work in more of that to make life a little less embarassing for Angelic.
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>>30362533
look for villains to defeat so they will call you faster
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>>30362746

Go pick on a C-class! We don't want you hurting your adorable little self on a B or A, do we?
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>>30362746
You should beat up both the C's as practice.
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>>30362746
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>>30362746
one of the C's, start the day off easy
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>>30362746
Blog about your day.
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>>30362746
Go after some B-Class Villains, also you're super moe.
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>>30362746
Hmm. If you can get any allies to help you, go for the A, it will prove you're a good hero! If you do not have any friends available, just go check out the Cs and Bs.
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>>30362746
Go murder a couple of D and C class villains as practice.

Don't fall asleep and avoid liquor stores.
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>>30362746
Ah, good, we're coming in clearly.

With that in mind, there's something you should watch out for. A person wearing a catlike hood is offering power to desperate villains. If you see them, be extremely cautious; the culprit has superhuman speed and can permanently nullify a target's powers with a touch.
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>>30362752
Thank you very much. Any good?

>>30362746
Maybe order a pizza while you're waiting? No, no... don't want to get fat. Got to keep looking good for your boyfriend. Girlfriend? ...pet dildo?
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>>30362792
What rank is Cosplay Lass?

Oh, wait. She'll be arrested, won't she?
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>>30362746
Go for the B
moe
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>>30362803
Murdering people doesn't sound very heroic
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>>30362746
Go for one of the Bs!
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>>30362746
Take on a couple of D's as a warm up just to see your powers, then work your way up.
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>>30362791

Nuuu, you do that *after* saving the day!
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>>30362746
>I've been told that I'm very good with kids.
Looks like we got a babysitter for THE EGG
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>>30362746
onwards to C!
just like your cup size!
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>>30362746
Go bully a C-Class! I heard them say you're way too cute to be a serious hero!
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>>30362844
operation EGGCRATE is in progress
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>>30362844
Wait. HOW did you become a magical girl?
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>>30362861
That would be telling.
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>>30362870
Yes, Yes it would.
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>>30362814
It's good, but it's slow as fuck. Incredibly slow. Like snails pulling anchors out of canyons.
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>>30362746
Go -B- the best.

...Go fight the B class.
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>>30362746
How close are they to one another? A group of C's could be as deadly as a B.
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>>30362944
I love how smug that cat looks before he falls asleep. It's like, "you don't scare me in the slightest".
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>>30362820
I heard that!

Alright... Let's try a B!
I think if we work together we can do it!

>Lyrical Princess Raindrops runs off to fight the B that is appearing on her radar. She almost trips several times over but eventually she makes it.
>A man dressed in a gaudy outfit is standing around several piles of burning clothes.

The fiend! Those clothes could be given to homeless people or kittens!

>>30362861
I signed a contract, of course. But soon after I signed it the creature I signed it with got hit by a truck. Something about a sudden drop in luck in the immediate area.
I wasn't really listening.
I liked the little guy. He was some kinda ferret.

ANYWAY!

"You! Stop that!"

>The man looks at Raindrops.

HB: "... 'The fuck are you?"

!!!
Rude!
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>>30362944
And that. The QM falls asleep during half the sessions and doesn't even put out an update.
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>>30362746
Take out the A-hole.
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>>30362972
Can you fly?

Fly up in the air and spam swords at him. Just keep throwing massive oversized swords from high up.

So moe
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>>30362972
>HB: "... 'The fuck are you?"

Tell him you're Lyrical Princess Raindrops and you're going to beat his meanie butt up!
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>>30362972
"You're listed as a villain! Stop... villaining!
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>>30362972
>Homeless people or kittens

...oh, Ba'al, you're one of those types.

Anyway, summon a big sword and choppy choppy since that's allegedly all you can do, meathead.
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>>30362972
Make fun of his goatee-heart shirt-ushanka fashion abomination of an outfit
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>>30362972
This guy really just seems like kind of a jerk. Make with the smiting.
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>>30362972
Okay, it's time to be cautious. We don't know what this guy is capable of or what he has planned.

Let's try to gather information first. Say hi, and ask him if he's seen a villain lurking around here.
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>>30362972
Hit him with a comically oversized mallet
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>>30362972
"I'm LYRICAL PRINCESS RAINDROPS!"
Proceed to summon a giant weapon and KILL HIM.
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>>30362972
Wow, what an asshole.

Throw a sword at his face.
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>>30362972
Do your hero intro! Then let him have it.
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>>30362972
Answer with your blade! Summon a giant sword with your name written on it.
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>>30362972
SMITE THE EVIL

GIANT FLAMING SWORD MODO
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>>30362972
A villainous pick-up artist appears.
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>>30362972
>The fiend! Those clothes could be given to homeless people or kittens!
Well, what if he's a homeless person or a kitten? Did you think of that?
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>>30362972

This may be a poor time to ask, but when you get nervous or too excited, do you start hiccuping?
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>>30362972
You should take a nap. You seem awfully tired.

Maybe some rum? You like rum. Go drink some rum. And take a nap. That would be awfully moe.
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>>30362972
>kinda ferret.
GODDAMMIT NOW YOU NEED TO KISS A CERTAIN BOY TO POWER UP!

any way go ahead and transform into your suit, complete with lewd scenes and blinding colors
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>>30362972
Woah this guy's facial hair is a crime in and of itself. Summon an improbably large spiked chain and slap it off.
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>>30362972

That evil bastard!

Summon a swarm of tiny plastic swords and stab them into his eyes!
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>>30362972
CHECK HIM IN THE POKEDEX
I MEAN HERO REGISTRY
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>>30362972
Shit's on fire, yo.

Summon a tank.
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>>30362972
He's trying to neg you! Fuck his shit up!
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What rank is QotW?
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"I am Lyrical Princess Raindrops, and I'm gonna kick your villain butt!"

HB: "... What?"

"You're listed as a villain! Stop... villaining! Or else!"

HB: "... Listen, kid. Normally I would mess you up bad but... You look like a stiff wind could take you out. Why don't you go on home, watch some cartoons, and eat cake. You ain't cut out for this job."

"W-what do you mean?"

HB: "I'm saying you don't look like a Hero. You look like some cutesy anime character made for kids."

C-cute!?
For kids!?

>Raindrops has suffered a severe blow to her moral!
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>>30362972
PRE-EMPTIVE SUMMON
GIANT BASEBALL BAT
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>>30363173
It's kinda true. You're pretty moe.
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>>30363173
Tsk. Don't be a pussy. Who are you, your fucking mother?
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>>30363173
Summon a giant spiked baseball bat and insert it into his ass.
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>>30363173
FUCK THAT GUY, YOU'RE A HERO. YOU'RE NO PUSHOVER. SUMMON A GIANT SWORD, LPR!
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>>30363173

Hes right though.
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>>30363173
QUICK, come to acceptance with your cuteness!

Or make fun of his shitty beard!
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>>30363173
"I AM NOT MOE!!"
Summon a hammer the size of a car.

Use hammer.

PROVE HOW MUCH OF A KICKRUMP HERO YOU ARE!
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>>30363173
>moral
quick, drop your underwear while your morals are low!
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>>30363173
BASH
HIS
HEAD
IN
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>>30363173
Rain giant swords on his head.

No one calls you cute!

Well, except us.
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>>30363173
Conjure the biggest baddest manliest weapon you can think of.
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>>30363173
THROW SWORD. AT HIS FACE.
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>>30363173
Could a cutesy anime character made for kids summon a huge spiked club to menace this asshole with?
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>>30363173
OH NO HE DIDN'T.

HIT HIM WITH A COMICALLY OVERSIZED MALLET.
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>>30363173
He won't call you moe if you break his jaw!
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>>30363173
Go drink rum and pass out. That'll show em!
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>>30363173
Hit him with a giant paper fan.
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>>30363173
MURDER HIM
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>>30363173
Well, you can't really be called cutesy when you can summon a giant chainsaw, can you? Show him what you mean.
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>>30363230
yeah!
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>>30363204

This.

Comically take out a giant mallet and bonk him in the head.
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>>30363173
Go home, watch cartoons, and eat cake.
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>>30363173
He's offguard, your a hero right.

Hero takes advantage of a arrogant opponent, take him out!
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>>30363173
Nobody calls you cute in a derogatory manner! How many weapons can you summon at once? If a lot, it's time to Gate of Babylon this fool.
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>>30363173

Suffered a blow to your moral?

I guess it's time to start wailing on this guy with hilariously dangerous and oversized weapons, then.
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>>30363173
Then show me hat a hero looks like!
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>>30363173
Cute? Show him how cute your weapons are.

Not that I think cute is a bad thing, come on. Doesn't matter what your appearance is so long as you get the job done.
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>>30363232
This. Let's go full moe!
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>>30363173
Summon a blade the size of a tractor trailer.
Yes, jackknife him.
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>>30362944
Have a better gif for Angelic hard at work
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>>30363173
Cry some more!
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>>30363173
I assure you that there are only three things in existance cuter than you, the immediate surroundings of Magical Girl Sparkle, Rena's freckles, and Bridgette after she transforms.
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>>30363322
>Bridgette after she transforms.
So, two things now.
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>>30363378
Bridgette will be able to transform again anon, you just need to believe!
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>>30363173
Be careful. This guy is cocky. That can be an advantage, but it could also be for good reason.

Check your communicator for info on him; they should have all the official villains listed there.
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"Is this cute!? VAULT OF MITAKIHARA!"

>The air ripples behind Raindrops as weapons begin to emerge.
>This was her ultimate move. Her Royal Vision.
>She can feel her mana being drained away at an alarming rate as more and more weapons appear. She keeps the vault open, intending to wipe out this meanie in one hit.
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>>30363406
Yes.

Incredibly so.
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>>30363406
>"Is this cute!? VAULT OF MITAKIHARA!"
Yes
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>>30363400
I don't think so, anon. That ship has sunk
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>>30363406
RookieMistake.jpg
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>>30363406
hmm. might be using your power up a bit early, don't you think?
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>>30363406
Cute AND tactically unsound. Which is even cuter.
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>>30363406
You don't START a fight with your ultimate move! You idiot!
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>>30363406
you missed each shot didn't you?
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in before she literally kills him and nothing of value is lost
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>>30363437
Fool! Every move should be your last resort!
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>>30363406

Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip
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HB: "..."
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>>30363445

>runs out of mana
>gets knocked down by giant fan
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>>30363468
Is he literally Mystery?
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>>30363468
:|
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>>30363468
I'm sad to see his hat go. Rena in that hat, anyone? You know you want it.
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>>30363468
buh bye
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>>30363468
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>>30363492
We can never know.
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>>30363468

>It is then revealed Heroine Breaker's entire thing was being a huge dick and having a knack for making girls cry.
>She just killed a man because he said meanie things.
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>>30363508
justified
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>>30363508
As justice demands.
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>>30363508
Do not cross a magical girl with nothing to lose.
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>>30363492
>>30363504
Am I missing something?
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>>30363508
Bullying is a crime.
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>>30363508
She can replace Anti Hero
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>>30363541
A famous pick up artist.
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>>30363468
You gon' get negged, bitch.
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>>30363553
oh my god. he's mystery with a Domino mask.
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>Every single attack misses.
>One actually hits a random pedestrian.

W-what..?
How did my ultimate attack miss!?

>She feels a sudden stab at her chest.

N-no...
My mana.
Don't fall asleep don't fall asleep don't f-----
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>Lyrical Princess Raindrops wakes up some time later.
>All of the clothes are now ashes.

...
I think I messed up.
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>>30363492
His fuzzy hat reminds me of Jamiroquai
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>>30363581

>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot.
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>>30363581
note to self: work on aim
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>>30363581
Wow just... go home. Have some cake.
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>>30363581
This is why you read up on your opponents before engaging.
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>>30363581
deep breaths.... and do some target practice

try not to blow your load all in one shot next time
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>>30363581
How the hell did you start as B class?
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>>30363592
This.
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>>30363581
If you can only summon four weapons at once, aim is kind of important. I mean, he didn't even dodge. You just sort of...missed. Clearly you lack training.
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>>30363581
protip: do not open with ultimate attack
protip: go practice aim on C-Class plebs
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>>30363581
Well, nobody's perfect.

Get out there and try again! Evil only wins if you give up!
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>>30363581
Was it rape?
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>>30363581
Find rum.
Drink rum.
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>>30363581
...check your phone.

Did you miss your call from the Hero Association while you were out also? Because that would be extra unfortunate icing on this already very unfortunate cake.
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>>30363581
Time to hit the training room and practice your aim.
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>>30363581
Go home and have some cake, you've done enough.
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Rolled 14 + 20

>>30363623
FTFY
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>>30363592
Gotta be this one.
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>>30363623
I guess we don't.
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>>30363602
Rena is S-Class, so I don't the ranks count for much.
>>30363592
>>30363607
That's Rena's shtick.
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>>30363581
Well that was too bad. But evil never rests, and neither will you! Charge forth to fight on the frontline in the struggle between good and evil!
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Rolled 7

>>30363592
Rolling to see if we cry and if so, how hard.
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>>30363581
Clothes aren't a big deal, right? You're a Magical Girl after all! Go after an easier villain and build up some confidence!

I hear some Egyptian Queen weirdo's been in a bit of a slump lately.
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>>30363641
>Rena is S-Class, so I don't the ranks count for much.
Yeah, but she didn't start as one. She got there through a series of unfortunately lucky events.
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>>30363581

You should probably just go home and think about what you've just done
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>>30363656
wait, she's a magical girl.

You've been unconcious long enough to build up enough mana to resummon your hero outfit, right?
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>>30363581
Then you just need to try twice as hard the next time around!

Put war face on.

Find C-class villain.

Smash villain!

You must succeed!
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>>30363670
Get ice cream on the way home.

Fall into depression.

Blog about it.
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>>30363581
Get some rum.
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>>30363581
Do you have any dripping or aching bodyparts?

Who are the top heroes right now?
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>>30363581
Level grind against something weaker.
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>>30363581
Oh god you're worse than Rena

This city has no hope

GO FIND MAGICAL GIRL SPARKLE AND CLING TO HER LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. BECAUSE IT TOTALLY DOES.
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I'm putting this on my blog...

>Raindrops opens up her blog at www.raindropseverydaylife.tg only to find that she has 20 missed calls.

Wah! H-how long was I out!?

>She calls back only to hear a very angry person yell at her for falling asleep on the job. She promises to do better and is sent out to take care of an A-Class. They say they have faith in her.
>As she flies over to fight the new villain she reads up on their profile.

>Queen of the World:
>A-Class 25
>Powers: Immortality, Charisma, Teleportation, Summoning, Invisibility, Super Strength, Heat Vision.

HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY ONE!?

Bluh... It's okay. I can do it.
I can do it!

>She arrives and sees the Queen atop some sort of slab being lifted by a dozen people. There are others that are looting a candy store.

QW: "Yes! Peasants, grab all that you can! They will regret being closed on Sundays! Minion #52, make a note to change Sunday into Queen of the World day!"

"H-hey!"

QW: "Hmm? Ah, have you come to help your Queen willingly? Good! You look like you would make a great jester! You're already dressed badly enough."
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>>30363780
Stab her for insulting your clothes
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>>30363780
Say nothing. Summon a giant hammer and smack her with it.
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>>30363780
Looks like this quest has a new #1 Sad Sack.
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>>30363780
Y'know, there are these things called cars...
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>>30363780
Woah, wow, what a bitch. Hit her with a giant baseball bat.
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>>30363780
Summon a MODERATELY large melee weapon.
Start swinging.
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>>30363780
Strike her down with the power of moe.
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>>30363780
Woah, did Queen pick up some new powers? I don't remember her having that many. Also pretty sure she lost teleportation.
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>>30363780
Be her servant, you're only good at being moe.
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>>30363780

SWEEP THE LEGS
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>>30363780
We have to defeat you, and oh dear god you have a lot of powers and INVISIBILITY WOULD RENDER YOU BLIND OH GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY POWERS
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>>30363813
This looks like a flashback.
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>>30363780
Hamstring one of her front bearers so they fall. She'll get thrown from her throne, and you can drop a rock on her.
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>>30363780
Whoa, wait a minute. She's got like, 4 more powers listed than she should have. What happened?
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>>30363780
"Hey! You know, if people steal candy, the manufacturers might go out of business!"

The reason Queen of the World is considered easy to thwart isn't because of her powers. It's because she's distractable. Try to get her to go off on a tangent and she may stop doing evil things.
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>>30363780

Are you going to take that kind of abuse from someone whose fashion sense predates the invention of the alphabet?!?
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>>30363780
>Powers: Immortality, Charisma, Teleportation, Summoning, Invisibility, Super Strength, Heat Vision
Okay, not only they didn't remove the power she lost but they also added some new ones
That's fucked up
>>
>MUH POWERS
Guys this is clearly a flashback.
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>>30363780
>Queen of the World
>Rank: B-Class 17
>Powers: Extremely High Charisma, Summoning, Minor Teleportation, Super Strength, Reincarnation.
>Notes: 2 kills (fight to death against A-Class Heroes), annoyance.

When did she get the new powers? And rank? I thought she was getting her butt kicked recently.
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>>30363856
>Predates the invention of the alphabet

Are you retarded, or just American?
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>>30363878
Contract?
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>>30363881

Amerikansi, obviously
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>>30363881
The Egypt language does not have letters.
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>>30363878
Maybe her losing to LPR is what got her demoted
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>>30363896
No, she refused it
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>>30363881
It's funny when you try to insult an entire nation but then it turns out you were the retard all along.
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>>30363878
Not only did she not lose teleportation, but it got upgraded from minor to normal? wtf
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>>30363780
Call her a taxi! As a hero, it's your responsibility to save those slaves from hard labour!
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>>30363878
What if every time she dies, she loses a power?
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>>30363902
>Egypt had ties with Rome and Byzantine
>Nevermind the fact that Babylon, Sumeria, etc were literate societies

Stay pleb.
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>>30363902
Egyptian Uniliteral Signs
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>>30363945
That was cuneiform you encrusted fuck.
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"My clothes aren't dumb! They're sensible for a Magical Girl!"

>Raindrops summons a giant paper fan and swings at the Queen of the World. She doesn't feel it actually hit anything.
>She feels a bit of pressure atop her head.

QW: "Is that all you can do, peasant? Summon weapons? You'll need a bit more if you intend to fight the Queen of the World~"
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>>30363967
Rome used the Latin alphabet.
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>>30363979
Grab her foot and pull her down
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>>30363979
Ruffle her hair
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>>30363979
Queenie remains best villain.
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>>30363979
Use the paper fan to get yourself airborne!
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>>30363979
DROWN her in weapons. Or whack her with a hilariously sized flyswatter.
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>>30363979
If you can't hit her, smash her stupid slab chair thing.
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>>30363971
FLASHBACK
>>30363979
Do a backflip.
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>>30363979
Try not to look up her skirt.
Look up her skirt.
Fluster and apologize.
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>>30363979
She's floating right behind you. It's Izuna Drop time.
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>>30363979
Summon swords to act as a barrier, then a bigger one as a weapon
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>>30363979
"Yeah that's basically it."

Keep trying to hit her.
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>>30363979
Summon a lasso or net around her.
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>>30363979
Look up her skirt.
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>>30364041
>>30364024
Yep.
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>>30363993
That doesn't change the fact that the Mesopatamians didn't have an Alphabet, but a system of cuneiform which was the first system of writing, therefore a system of writing predated alphabets you brutish, incorrigible CRETIN.
>>
I never noticed how much better the art got. Just comparing this thread to Chapter 3 is huge.
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>>30364041
>>30364024
That's lewd but I approve
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>>30364050
Then the person who posited the original statement that her outfit predated the alphabet should have been qualified by stating which particular alphabet, as it did not.
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>>30364024
>>30364041
Fifth for look up her skirt.
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>>30364024
Now would she be embarrassed or is the only reason she wears clothes to spare the commoners from being blinded by her full glory?

Let's find out.
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>>30364054
You think that jump is big, you should have seen how he started.
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>>30363979
"Why do you villains keep making fun of me!?"
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>>30364067
No, "alphabet" is adequately specific.
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>>30364067
>A true alphabet has letters for the vowels of a language as well as the consonants. The first "true alphabet" in this sense is believed to be the Greek alphabet
Quit being a shit
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>>30364067
ALL alphabets came after it.
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>>30364085
>is the only reason she wears clothes to spare the commoners from being blinded by her full glory
A.U.O. Castoff?
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>>30364054
A miracle what a couple months of running can do.
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>>30364087
Post an example?
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I wonder if QotW accepted a contract.
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>>30364067
dude, an alphabet is completely different from egyptian heiroglyphics.
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>>30364112
Did her breasts get bigger?
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>>30364113
I would, but Larro is easily embarrassed by such things.
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>>30364067
Technically, "The" Alphabet is correct as well since "The" Alphabet refers to the Greek Alphabet, which is where Alpha and Beta come together to form the word Alphabet.
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>>30364139
noticeably.
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>>30364112
His old rock looked better.

>>30364141
Understandable.
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>>30364024
What..? Why would I...

>Raindrops looks up.

!!!
She-! She's not w-w-w-w-w-!!!

>Raindrops feels like she could just faint.
>The Queen of the World jumps off of her head and laughs.

QW: "Do not fight me! Work under me, peasant! Your Queen commands it!"

"No!"

>Raindrops begins launching weapons at the Queen but she manages to dodge every one.
>The Queen is now right in front of Raindrops.

QW: "I like you... BE MINE, PEASANT!"

>Roll 1d20 to resist
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>>30364139
Cynthia massaged them while Bridgette was sleeping, I guess
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>>30364112
>MM's mouth shrank
>MM's chest grew
>MM's mouth moved to her chest
Whatever she's got under that shirt must be pretty interesting.
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>>30364139
Those "couple months" included puberty.
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Rolled 18

>>30364166
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Rolled 9

>>30364166
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Rolled 6

>>30364166
"NO! YOU BE MINE!"
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Rolled 2

>>30364166
RESIST!
Nat 1 please.
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>>30364166
>She's not w-w-w-w-w-!!!
LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEWD
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Rolled 5

>>30364166
rolla n
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Rolled 2

>>30364166
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>>30364183
Yesh. This isn't a repeat of Rena!
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Rolled 1

>>30364166
>She's not w-w-w-w-w-!!!
Huh?
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>>30364166
I would unironically follow Queenie without mind control.
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>>30364123
I suppose if you all want to get really technical, her outfit would be new anyway, considering that textiles from the ancient Mesopotamian empires would have long ago rotted away, so while the style might be a throwback, the actual outfit is recent.
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>>30364207
YEEEEEEEEES.
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Rolled 16

>>30364166
Summon a giant smoke grenade!
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Rolled 8

>>30364166
Play with her hair.
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Rolled 2

>>30364166
It's time.
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>>30364207
No one can be this dense.
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Rolled 15

>>30364207
She's not wearing any underwear
Nice nat 1
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Rolled 10

>>30364166
...
Let's summon Einlanzer.
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Rolled 13

>>30364166
Headbutt.
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>>30364207
>this is how QotW manages to finally get a servant
>also somehow finds a completely useless servant thats DAMN unlucky.
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>>30364222
Screw you, 2-0 guy.
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>>30364166
Act like you're under mind control, but summon a spring-loaded poisoned dagger hidden under your sleeve and use it when her guard is down.
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>>30364212
entirely irrelevant to how old the fashion sense is.
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>>30364229
Oh
Egyptians never used those? Or is she poor or something?
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>>30364222
>Rolled 1d2: 2
Nice try
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Rolled 3

>>30364226
>No one can be this dense.
We are playing LPR.
Who is based on both Angelic and his/her/it's 12 year old somewhat sexually oblivious/not yet interested character.
Both don't really into sexual thoughts.
It makes sense that playing as her would make the players act similar.
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>>30364268
If she were true eqyptian royalty/nobility, her silk would be so fine and sheer it'd be transparent.

And no, they didn't bother with undergarments.
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>Writing
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Rolled 8

>>30364166
Wintersonnen eiskristall
Finsterniss in zeit und all
Erwecke mir ein neues leben
Das alte sei
Dahingegeben.
Grosse Anrufung:
Hexenfeuer!
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>>30364301
We should bring this up with Queenie eventually.

Show her history books.

and so on.
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>>30364302
UH OH.
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>>30364301
>transparent clothing
Is that true? What's the point of clothes you can see through?
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>>30364337
Yes. What's the point of breathable clothing in the desert.
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>>30364337
Proof of wealth, appearance, heat mitigation, take your pick
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>>30364337
It's hard to make.
Thus expensive.
Thus a status symbol.
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Rolled 19

>>30364337
Being sexier than nudity? Keeping bugs and sand off your skin? Being light enough to not kill you in the heat?
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>>30364384
>>30364371
>>30364365
>>30364353
>We could possibly convince Queenie to wear transparent clothes

P-p-p-please, guys, I just fapped
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>Raindrops fails horribly. Her fragile mind is no match for the Queen of the World.

QW: "None can resist my charms. Come with me! You will fan me atop my mountain of peasants!"

"Yes... My Queen...."

>Raindrops blacks out.
===================================

>Lyrical Princess Raindrops wakes up some time later. She is in unfamiliar clothing and holding a giant leaf. It looks like someone stuffed her in a closet...

W-what..?
What happened..?

>Outside the door she can hear someone sleeping soundly.
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>>30364408
Was it rape again?
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>>30364408
man, I thought we succeeded.
sneak out. You're in the queen's place. Steal a few slaves as you go.

You'll get payment for rescuing some folks.
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>>30364408
Open the door and fan the Queen.
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>>30364408
Take a moment. Do you feel sexy? Can you beleaf this turn of events?
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>>30364408

Check if all your clothes are there.

Likely you no longer have underwear.
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Rolled 1

>>30364408
Realise that those aren't your clothes.
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>>30364408
I feel as though this is how the Hero Association punishes heroes.

Try to sneak out.
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>>30364408
Do you have your communicator? See if you're still close to Queen. If you are, summon a key to pick the lock, then prepare to stab her.
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Rolled 12

>>30364408
Quick! Are you wearing any underwear?
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>>30364408
Open door

Get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>30364408
Queen is so much cuter without that hat.
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>>30364286
>It makes sense that playing as her would make the players act similar.
I wasn't acting
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>>30364443
this is ofvital importance
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Rolled 17

>>30362563
>>30362712
>>30362759

>....Don't you belong in another setting?
If LPR is based on Seraph: The Calling's MC we should theoretically be pretty hard to kill even by HQ standards where people rarely die.

Hope we have at least Telekinesis, Divine Breath and Flare so we can punch things harder.

http://anonkun.com/stories/Seraph:-The-Calling/-J4UxbTNFGH9j9l0yvrn/Powers-&-Inventory/-J4VxeR1DbmL8vVjp4Bf
This isn't actually the full list. Some of it accidentally vanished when QM was editing shit.
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>>30364449
Agreed, but I think she is just trying to attract Rena.
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>>30364467
LPR is based on the QM, not the MC.
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>>30364408
Sneak out, find the Queen, and put the biggest fucking sword you can pull out of your ass through her horrible mind controlling skull when she's not expecting it
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>>30364470
hats DO work like a rena-lure
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>>30364408
[x] touch queen hair
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Rolled 12

>>30364462
Well, "act" might have been the wrong word. Maybe "behave" might have been better. Behave/think/feel.
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>>30364506
No, I genuinely didn't get it from the get go
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>>30364467
> You can survive without air or food for as long as your Pleroma is not depleted. You still get hungry and don't have much energy if deprived of either but you could theoretically spend the remainder of your physical existence without eating should you choose to (you won't, food is way too delicious). This ability is a sustained passive effect and consumes no Pleroma.

So that's where the loligagging jokes came from.
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>>30364505
which end?
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>>30364449
She has to hide her hair or else jLPR would be losing her shit right now trying to ruffle it. When her hat comes off it's gonna be love at first ruffle.
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>>30364408
Leave the closet. Summon a giant grenade. Leave. Win.
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Nope. Not looking. You guys can't make me.

>With a twirl Lyrical Princess Raindrops is back in her Mahou Shoujo outfit.
>She slowly opens the closet and peeks outside...

>Queen of the World appears to be sleeping peacefully in a massive bed absolutely covered in expensive sheets and pillows.
>She seems oblivious to the world around her.

There she is...
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>>30364467
>>30364485
Yes, thankfully. HQ is a Saturday morning cartoon show and STC's MC would just start to rage and cut up everyone with a 3 tonne burning sword. Then go back to enjoying icecream with her mentor and/or friends.
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>>30364562

Hold her hand.
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>>30364562
Touch her hair
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>>30364562
STEAL HER HAT
CLEARLY THAT IS THE SOURCE OF HER POWERS
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>>30364562
THROW OFF THE COVERS RIGHT NOW
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>>30364562
Get in bed with her. You could use the nap.
>>
Rolled 13

>>30364562
GO FOR THE HAIR!
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>>30364493
guys i think i figured out why rena did what she did last thread
>rena is hatsexual and since MM typically doesn't wear a hat, it don't work
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>>30364562
Snuggle with her. Be her body pillow.
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>>30364562
Wake her up with a piledriver
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>>30364562
>Try to resist touching fluffy hair
>Fail
>Touch fluffy hair
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>>30364562
hair... ruffling
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>>30364562
STEAL PILLOW.
She deserves it.
>>
>>30364562
take a selfie and say you defeated her.
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>>30364562
Touch fluffy hair.
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>>30364601
This would just make the Hero Association think they slept together
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>>30364562
MUSS THE HAIR
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>>30364562
Can you summon any sort of poison or gas? The Queen can reincarnate. If we want to stop her for any significant length of time, we need to knock her unconscious.

If you don't care about that, just summon a large axe and chop her head off.

Next time you fight her, create a large, extremely loud chainsaw. She can't command you if you can't hear her.
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>>30364562
Check if she sleeps naked.
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>>30364562
Holy shit steal her creepy pillow. Then look for any seeeeecret documents she might be hiding nefarious plans in.

Like a journal or something.
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>>30364562
Taste her drool.
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>>30364562
>Smother her in her sleep
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>>30364562
Take a selfie with her unconscious, then go release all her prisoners and call it a victory.
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>>30364562
You're a magical girl.

MAKE WITH THE LESBIAN OVERTONES!
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>>30364562
>Dat sleeping Queen
Hnnnngggg....

QotW is my favorite character. I wish she was Rena's main Arch instead of MM.
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>>30364587
>why rena did what she did
It's okay anon, you can let it out.

Tell us where the Rena sank your ship.
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>>30364562
draw on her face
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>>30364608
With an A-Class and survive? Our hero would rank up pronto!
>>
Rolled 11

>>30364562
How are you on mana? If you're low, you should escape now, and come back when you are in better shape. At least now you know where her hideout is.
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>>30364608
That'll still get her paid
Also a drawing of her taking a selfie with Queenie is gonna be hella cute
>>
>>30364608
Hey, it works for Caffornicator.
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>>30364656
>>30364653
>>30364649
>>30364608
We need to draw on her face.
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>>30364665
With an oversized marker we summoned
>>
...
What's with these hair suggestions? Not that I don't approve but it comes at a surprise.
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>>30364656
those villains that she "defeated" were quite lucky.
>>
HAIR

RUFFLING.
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>>30364675
That goes without saying.

>>30364683
QTG joke I think.
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>>30364578
>>30364581
>>30364585
>>30364591
>>30364593
>>30364602
>>30364610
Haha...
No...
I shouldn't.
It would be wrong.

I... I should just arrest her.

>Roll 1d20 to resist
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Rolled 9

>>30364710
>>Roll 1d20 to resist
>>
Rolled 13

>>30364710
>>
Rolled 6

>>30364710
nat1nat1nat1
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Rolled 7

>>30364710
TOUCH THAT FUCKING HAIR, OR I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF
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Rolled 1

>>30364710

HOLD HER HAND DAMN IT
>>
Rolled 1

>>30364710
Remember your training.
You don't touch other people's hair.
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Rolled 20

>>30364710
Too bad I used up my 1 already
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>>30364730
gg wp no re
>>
Rolled 17

>>30364710
Decapitate her. That way, you'll thwart her villainy and be able to touch her hair all you want!

Besides, she can teleport. No normal prison could hold her.
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>>30364683
The person who LPR is based off of once expressed a desire to ruffle Queenie's hair after seeing this picture. They later confessed it was something of a fetish of theirs.
There's also a flatfic about it
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Rolled 9

>>30364710
CAN WE VOTE TO AUTOFAIL?
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Rolled 11

>>30364730
>>30364735
>>30364736
The fuck.
>>
>>30364710
>voluntary critfail to resist
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>>30364730
>>30364735
>>30364736
haha
what
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>>30364730
>>30364735
Never have been so happy to see two nat 1's back to back like this
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>>30364730
>>30364735
>>30364736

I don't even.
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Rolled 7

>>30364710
Why is it wrong? Who says heroes and villains can't get along when they're off duty?
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>>30364730

THE TEMPTATION IS TOO STRONK
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Rolled 16

>>30364760
>>30364730
>>30364729
Hey, we're not a loose woman/man/thing. This is too embarrassing, dammit!!
>>
writing
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>>30364710
Only one thing left to do: Touch fluffy hair.
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>>30364730
>>30364735
>>30364736
ITT: the dice gods demand a flatfic.
>>
Rolled 17

>>30364796
We should have choked her out before touching dat hair.
>>
Oh, I tink I get it. This is no flashback, but in the future. That's why QotW is up a rank and new powers. LPR then would be daughter of Sparkles and Marauder.
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>>30364745
>flatfic
Where?
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>>30364838
>>flatfic
>Where?
pastebin.com/fLMwzFjQ
(Not that anon)
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>>30364834
Pfft no way. QotW probably just got killed by the cat-jerk again and then he approached her with a contract in a more calculated fashion. Explains the altered outfit and the additional powers.
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>>30364834
>Sparks
>letting her daughter make a contract
>ever
Besides, if she was Egghoge, then she likely wouldn't need a contract in the first place.
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>>30364857
Thanks
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>Lyrical Princess Raindrops holds Queen of the World's hand.
>She jumps up at the touch but before she can retaliate she feels Raindrops messing with her hair.
>Confusion halts her actions and as Raindrops begins working her fingers into the Queen's scalp she gasps.

QW: "P-peasant! Stop! Your Queen orders you!"
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>>30364886
KEEP FLUFFING THAT HAIR
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>>30364872
>QotW had a sordid affair and lovely relationship with LPR, but forgot it all thanks to catjerk stabbing her before the quest even began
Being Queen is suffering
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Rolled 18

>>30364886
Continue harder.
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>>30364886
It's too late, you can't stop now
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>>30364886
Stroke it, like you do with kittens!
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>>30364886
How can you stop fluffing such luxurious hair. Feeling the threads weave through your fingers.
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>>30364886
Don't stop. Don't you dare stop.
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>>30364886
Kiss fingers.
Smile.
Press fingers to Queenie's lips.
Resume.
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>>30364886
THE POWER OF THE FLUFFY IS TOO STRONG
INITIATE SCALP MASSAGE
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>>30364886
Quickly! Pretend you are under her control, and that she was talking in her sleep! You were just following orders! She is the lewd one.
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Rolled 11

>>30364886
YES
YES
YES
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>>30364900
>implying thats not in the diary.
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Rolled 6

>>30364886

CONTINUE STROKING
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Rolled 6

>>30364902
ONCE YOU POP YOU CAN'T STOP!
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>>30364886
Oh man that feels so- so- it's better than you thought it would be, isn't it?
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Rolled 13

>>30364886
Shhhhhhh
It'll all be over soon, Queenie. Just lie back and let it happen.
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>>30364915
Well, she is the type...
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>>30364886
HEY

HEROES STOP WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NO.

But uh you can totally ask something like "Are you sure you want me to stop?"
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>>30364745
What a cute magical realm.
Does his quest feature it?
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>>30364886
Lick her instead.
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>>30364886
What's it feel like?
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>>30364920
She didn't have a diary until Rena suggested she write one, so going by the logic that she died and lost her heatvision to BQ some time before the quest even began, LPR is lost to her 5ever
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>>30364942
>HEROES STOP WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NO.
Lyrical Princess Raindrops is now a villain with "Note: Will touch your hair" in her file.
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>>30364943
Nope. His quest features purging heretics and execution by pigeons
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>>30364977
> second spoiler
That sounds like a HQ power.
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>>30364977
I'll be honest; that sounds pretty amazing.
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>>30364959
AND NOW I'M SAD
FUCK YOU LARRO
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>>30364977
I already heard about pigeon deal, but only now I realize that such a cutesy and sweet girlish writer actually wrote a man being eaten alive by birds
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>>30364886
This is getting lewd
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>>30364977
what quest is this?
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>>30365052
Seraph: The Calling, it was already mentioned in this thread
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>>30365069
Must have missed it, than. First time I've ever heard of it.
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>>30365084
see >>30362908
>>30362752
>>30362712
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>>30365025
It wasn't actually written out, it's just that Angelic's notes are huge and he has pretty much everything on file. That particular incident was simply part of the backstory of one of the other seven guardians being annoyed enough to go Full Druid on a Psion's ass.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uRT5A6sFbr-4NOnhlrYrWFXiM9OfAsmQxVz6HBi1FCE/pub
Backstory doc.
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Oh my gosh it feels amazing.

"You can't fight me now... No one can fight me when someone's doing this to them."

>Lyrical Princess Sparkle lets go of Queen's hand and climbs onto the bed, one hand still working it's way through her silky hair.
>Queen takes the moment to try and attack but another hand begins to muss with her hair. She gasps and shudders, unable to fight against the magical girl.

QW: "S-stop! I demand it!"

"Never."

QW: "Do it or... Or I'll end you..."

"Only if you give up and go to jail."

QW: "N-never!"
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>>30365114
never give up
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>>30365114
Keep on rufflin.

For justice or whatever.
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>>30365114
Hoo boy.
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>>30365114
ONCE YOU POP YOU CAN'T STOP
KEEP GOING
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>>30365114
You should have stayed in the other clothes if you were going to do such lewd things
Don't give up, she hasn't been defeated yet!
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>>30365114
This is amazingly, adorably lewd.

Nuzzle your face into her white locks.
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>>30365114

Nimble on her.

You know you want.

Raindrops would.

Nimble on her ear.

Or even her neck.

Delicious nape.
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>>30364886
gotta be careful with that handholding. might end up with an egg... or three.

>single-mom magical girl struggling to make ends meet and put bread on the table by hunting down dangerous villains.

i'd play it
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>>30365129
Cherno alone isn't enough for this thread
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>>30365114
Sniff her
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>>30365114
>tfw I will never know the pleasures of scalp massage
I... I have no words
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> hair ruffling actually made me slightly aroused
T-thanks /tg/. Thanks. There are no images for this and I'm single again so I can't even do this to anyone.
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>>30365139
Yes! We must up the ante and nibble on her ears
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>>30365139

Yes.

Fyi.

Biting was another of angelic's/raindrop's fetishes.
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>>30365114
Hmmm.
Time to metagame?
Time to metagame!
Bite her neck.
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>>30365139
>Nimble
That is not the word you are looking for
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Rolled 11

>>30365114
use THAT technique.
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>>30365114
Why's Queenie freaking out? Is it only fitting that a favored servant shares her bed?
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>>30365114
jesus christ how lewd.
anyways continue, make her surrender via fluffles.
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>>30365114
[RUFFLING INTENSIFIES]
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>>30365154

Sure you can.
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>>30365139

Nibble away~
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>>30365114
Tell her that this will be their true battle.
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>>30365141
>implying Queen wouldn't support her overpowered heirs
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>>30365152
>I... I have no words
Suffer with me, brother, for our lives just lost meaning.
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>>30365236
She would, if she still remembered them
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WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
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>>30365152
>>30365243
>tfw used to get daily scalp massages
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>>30365261
>WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
My exact words.
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>>30365114
Wait... what's that bulge in her skirt?
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>>30365236
she's a villain, villains aren't that good at child-rearing. plus, being a magical girl is suffering, so there's no way there's be a 'father' figure in their life.
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>>30365114
whisper softly she is the best, most beautiful queen that ever lived. past present and future.
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>>30365154
There's a doujin consisting solely of Akiyama Yukari's hair being ruffled
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>>30365261
Larro retaliates for the previous thread HARD
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>>30365261
i have no idea.

but we can't stop now.
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>>30365285
Why retaliate? He sunk his own boat.
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>>30365284
LINK IT FAGT
>>30365280
LPR isn't regular MG and QotW is a somewhat decent villain
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I hope we don't get hair pregnant
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>>30365261
You can't tell? She'd clearly... uh... Queen is... um...
I have no idea, but we must learn more for science.
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>>30365284
Link it.

LINK IT NOW
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>>30365261
Larro is making amends to the /u/-boats.
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>>30365309
Redeems then? I'm not good at english
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>>30365321
We are definitely gonna get hair pregnant.

We were holding hands and everything.
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>>30365318
>>30365323
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/661895/394adee1be/
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>>30365335
>>30365321
no, QUEEN is going to get hair pregnant.
WE are unruffled.
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>>30365327
>implying this one isn't gonna sink too
There has yet to be a single successful lesbian relationship in HQ.
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>>30365339
>Tags:girls und panzer,yukari akiyama,vagina dentata,hirota masatane,schoolgirl
> Vagina dendata
Fool, Exlinks reveals your treachery.
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>>30365332
appease.

Speciically the number of people who kept asking for Lyrical Princess Raindrops, QOTW and hair ruffling to be a thing.

>and then Robomaid pauses the internet video and explains to Rena that THIS is lesbian subtext
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>>30365361
That's the circle name.
>>
That's the circle, you spud.
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>Writing.
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>>30365369
yesssss
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>>30365339
Oh wow
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>>30365339
> I'm actually getting hard to this
...
...
...
...
Why.
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>>30365353
At least not an on screen one that didn't end in cannibalism.
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>>30365339
Oh my lord, how does this exist? I mean, how did author know there would be actual demand for this
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>>30365394
>he doesn't know that magical girls in the post-pupae stage sometimes eat their mates
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>>30365394
I would hardly call a relationship that ends in soul death and cannibalism to be a successful one.
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>>30365408
>>30365389
>>30365384
>>30365361
>>30365339
http://exhentai.org/g/661853/f4961bf8ba/
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>>30365339
>SURPRISE BUTTS
>okay back to fluffy now
this is amazing
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>>30365389

Why not.
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>>30365424
It's the same thing dude, just part of it
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>>30365418
but enough about the marriage of Monster Matriarch and The Monster

>I promised to show him kinds of fear that he hadn't even imagined.
>so, naturally, I married him
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>>30365442
Wait fuck.
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>>30365444
>The Monster is actually a woman
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>>30365428
>Why not.
My boner is confusing me. This magical realm is just way, way too weird.
I'd rather be be somewhere safe. Like KiKu's futa lands. At least the arousal makes some sense there.
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>Raindrops doesn't let up!
>One of her hands begins stroking the Queen's neck as the other keeps working at her scalp. The Queen cries out as she feels the Magical Girl nibbling at her ear.

QW: "OKAY OKAY OKAY! I GIVE UP! YOU WIN! PLEASE STOP!"

"Just... One more second..."
===================================
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>>30365482
Sounds like Queen is going to have...

*Sunglasses on*

...egg on her face.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!
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>>30365482
no lyrical raindrops
Don't be a hair rapist
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>>30365482
lawdy
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>>30365482
enough drapes
try the carpet
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>>30365482
Lyrical Princess Raindrops
S-class
Note: Reputation for breaking the minds of her opponents
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>>30365475
next thing you'll know, there will be a doujin about eating a philly cheesesteak.
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queenie's committing suicide after this to expunge the humiliation
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>>30365482
DON'T STOP NEVER STOP CUT THE BRAKES AND GO FULL SPEED
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>>30365507
That looks like Kebab.
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>>30365482

Keep going.

Way too far to stop.

Now go to the neck~

Make her scream.
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>>30365482
I did it~

>A drone flies up to Lyrical Princess Raindrops and gives her $5,000.
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>>30365507
weeeeellll....
>>
Is LPR the most effective Hero we've played so far?
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>>30365507
Scat is already a thing
>>
Where does angelic live roughly?

I'm expecting the news to start reporting floods there very soon.
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>>30365522
hooray, we are victorious!
Take her in or arrest her or whatever.
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>>30365522
We broke her.
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>>30365522
LPR, you a miracle upon this universe. Please don't stop.
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>>30365522
Get so excited about getting paid for doing a good job that you hug the nearest person. I.E. Queen.
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>>30365522
You're a Hero!

...kind of!
>>
>>30365522
CONGRATULATIONS
YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE
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>>30365522
You're definitely a hero now! Time for celebrations.
>>
>>30365522
Next is Monster Maestro!
>>
Rolled 18

>>30365522

Yo, take the bed and let's sleep.
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>>30365543
Cute dominatrix, kind of.
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>>30365522
Well, that was fun. The next step is to return everything she stole and free her mind-controlled minions.

Then, let's check the profile of the guy who defeated us, so we'll be prepared for next time.

After that, see if we have any messages, and if any villains are still active.
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>>30365543
More like a Contracted Rapist
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>>30365536
Somewhere GMT.
Which puts the falling asleep into context since they usually run in the American night slash European early morning.
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>>30365550
No, next is Rena
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>>30365522
Congratulations: You're a rapist-for-hire.

On to the next victim!

Spend some money to buy a blow dryer. You may need it, and with your bizarre fetishes it'll work better than a paper bag over their head.
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>>30365547
No. First you have to tell off QotW for being naughty.
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>>30365522

Eat a pocky stick.

Like you're smoking.
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>>30365543
We're a domme.
A cute, shy domme.
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>>30365522
That's it LPR

rape them
RAPE THEM ALL
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>>30365550
>>30365563
No, Cynthia
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>>30365543
CUDDLESLUT!

>>30365576
But she doesn't weight three-hundred pounds, she can't be a domme.
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>>30365522
Excellent! Give QotW your number and tell her to call you later. Then head on home and get some sleep. Enjoy your money tomorrow.
>>
use the money to go to a hair salon
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>>30365522
Did you just rape a villain,,,,,
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>>30365543
...Pretty much yeah.
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>>30365602
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>>30365482
>>30365522
That, uh

Wow

I'm sorry for ever doubting you.
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>>30365482

Its not rape if they enjoyed it.
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>>30365616
It's not rape if it's girl-on-girl
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"I... I had a nice time, Queen. I gotta take back all the stuff you stole and send you to jail but I hope to see you later."

QW: "..."
==================================

>Lyrical Princess Raindrops finds herself in a bar drinking some rum. Delicious healthy rum. It helps replenish her mana.
>She checks her phone for missions.

Hmm?
The Spine Ravager?

>Spine Ravager
>A-Class Rank 23
>Powers: Ravaging Spines.

...
I don't know about this one...
>>
cut to:

EGG STUFF
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>>30365522
Alright, now, move onto Monster Master.

You're the only one who has a hope of stopping her villainous ways
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>>30365632
Don't do it, you might get RAVAGED.
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>>30365632
eh replenish more mana and see what happens
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>>30365632
NO
NEVER THE SPINE RAVAGER
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>>30365632
SKIP!
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>>30365632
Nah don't do it, next!
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>>30365632
Seems to be just right for you. You're good at brute force.
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>>30365632
NOPE
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>>30365632
>next time on Rena quest
>QotW goes to rena to cry about essentially being raped via magical girl cuddles.
>offically goes into PTSD mode from headpats.
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>>30365632
I just realized that BQ also ravages spines as his main attack.
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>>30365632
abort abort
call for backup
whiskey tango foxtrot
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>>30365632
Nnnnope. Someone else.
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>>30365632
Don't do it.

Seriously just don't.
>>
Rolled 9

>>30365632

PASS.
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>>30365632
NOPE. You are not strong enough to face that. Find something else.
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>>30365632
Well, that should work out just fine since you have no spine.
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>>30365632

...pass

Find another one.
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>>30365632
>>Powers: Ravaging Spines.
Ewww, that's not a cute thing. Look for another target.
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>>30365632
Ask them to give you someone fluffier. You can do fluffy.
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>>30365632
As long as you can take out his eye, you should be fine.
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>>30365632
IT'LL BE FINE.
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Okay... Skip.
Let's see what's next.

>Monster Matriarch
>B-Class Rank 40
>Powers: Super Strength, Durability, Tendrils of darkness.
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>>30365710
Ara Ara~ That looks like more reasonable.
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>>30365710
>Monster Matriarch
>>B-Class Rank 40
wait, wut?
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>>30365710
What could go wrong?
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>>30365710
Sounds like party.
Go for it.
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>>30365710
Seems easy enough to deal with. You can sever tentacles with weapons, and she's not fast enough to catch you by surprise.
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>>30365710
OH SHIT
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
JESUS CHRIST NOPE.
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>>30365710
pass. if you take it, you gonna get ruffled
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>>30365710
Go for it. She sounds like a nice person who definitely won't ravage your spine.
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>>30365710
does she have a kill record?
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>>30365710
Sounds good to me. Let's get ready to ruffle!
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>>30365710
Uh

I don't know. Yes? Yes.
>>
her hair ooks fluffy enough, i tink yu cna do it.
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>>30365710
>Monster Matriarch
NOP-
>B-Class Rank 40
what. Well, might as well?
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>>30365710
>in b4 the protag gets killed because MM gained hated enemy magical girls.
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>>30365710
Sure let's give it a shot. You won't win but it'll be a learning experience.
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>>30365710
Whoa! This is *way* earlier than we're used to. Whelp, better fight her and cause her to develop a lesbian crush on you.
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>>30365723
>>30365747
for the fifth goddamn time
this is a flashback
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>>30365751
That's MM+ who hates MGs, not MM++
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>>30365710
B-Rank? Are we in the past?
Does that mean Sparkle has her powers in the present?
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>>30365766
well then, just confused which on is this.
this bridget, cynthia or the mother?
all of them are MM so the names can get confusing.
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>>30365710
Hey that seems like an easy target. No ranged powers. Go hit her.

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>30365710
C'mon! You just defeated (sort of?) an A-Class villain!

What's a B-Class gonna do to you?
Oh boy, we might just get a front row seat to Monster Matriarch and The Monster's first ever meeting.
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>>30365780
>this bridget, cynthia or the mother?
It's the mother. Her name is MATRIARCH, for fucks sake.
Bridgette is Maestro
Cynthia is Master
Momma is Matriarch
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>>30365780
>bridget
Maestro

>cynthia
Master

>mother
Matriarch
>>
Guys
Hey, guys
That demon that nearly killed Sparkle? That was Raindrop.
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>>30365811
Implying her real name isn't Rose.
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>>30365710
>Tendrils of darkness.
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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>>30365824
What's the worst that could happen?
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Alright, let's do it!

>Lyrical Princess Raindrops runs off to fight the evil Monster Matriarch!
>She sees the Villain standing beside a bank. Several members of the bank's security have been fatally wounded by the woman's tendrils.
>Monster Matriarch turns and smiles at Lyrical Princess Raindrops.

MM: "Oh. Hello dear~ Are you here to save them? I think they might live if you rescue them right now."
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>>30365710
>Tendrils of darkness
YEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEP
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>>30365839
Throw a rock.
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>>30365839
"Auntie?!"
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>>30365839
Ruffle her hair.
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>>30365839
Fuck.
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>>30365839
Grope her, her chest is totally exposed
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>>30365839

Her hands are occupied!

RUFFLE!
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>>30365839
oh shit
save them guards

>no plusses
wow this is WAY in the past
30 years at LEAST
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>>30365839
GET TO RESCUING. Don't fight her, just get the wounded to a hospital!
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>>30365839
Summon one weapon. BLOOD KATANA.

This is srs bsnss.
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>>30365839
Summon a fairly large hammer and swing it at her. If she thinks that's your only power, you can catch her off guard with something else.
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>>30365839
throw a sharp object
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>>30365839
Rescue them!
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>>30365839
"You look far too wholesome to be a villain. Why don't you let me tend the security staff and then we can go have a drink while I ruffle your hair."
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>>30365839
Unhand... er... un-tentacle? Whatever.
Release those innocents!
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>>30365839
If they were fatally wounded that means we can't save them.

But we should still tr, even if it means letting MM++ go. Just be sure to give her a lecture on how rude it is to include civilians in hero/villain stuff.
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>>30365839
"Yep. I'm just here to get them to a hospital. Not gonna get in your way."

Grab the wounded and FLEE.
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>>30365839
"Yes! Let me take them off your...hands!" Get them and run!
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>>30365857
ahahahaha

I like this.
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>>30365839
"Yep. Here to rescue them.
Can you, uh, let them down?"
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"Yep. I'm just here to get them to a hospital. Not gonna get in your way."

>Lyrical Princess Raindrops begins gathering up the wounded from Monster Matriarch. She doesn't fight against the magical girl, she simply watches.
>Raindrops begin healing all of them with her powers and puts them a safe distance away.

"Now, let's talk about why you shouldn't include civilians in your crimes. It's bad and it's wrong."

MM: "... Hmm. You're the first Hero who hasn't simply charged at me with some nonsense about how they will destroy me..."

"Well... Killing is wrong. Even if you killed those people... What would I get by killing you back? I think it would be better if we could just sit down, have a drink, and talk about our problems."

MM: "... And what if I decided to fight you right here and now? What would you do if I tried to kill you?"
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>>30365945
Defend myself, duh
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>>30365945
Shrug.
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>>30365945
"Why would you do that?"
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>>30365945
Well based on how you fight, Raindrops, I'd say you'd probably die
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>>30365945
"I'll call MOM on you."
Massive Orbiting Magnum
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>>30365945
Ruffle your hair maybe, that worked last time.
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>>30365945
Obviously, I would try to knock you out, or at least disable those... tentacles you have there.
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>>30365945
Ah. I hope your mental fortitude is stronger than Rena, Raindrops.
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>>30365945
"Well, I would defend myself. But I wouldn't kill you."
Don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair don't talk about ruffling her hair.
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>>30365945
Run probably.
>>
Rolled 11

>>30365945

Give you a G.I. Joe like speech how that's wrong.
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>>30365945
Yuu might not realize this Raindrops, but you appear to be in a one-against-two battle.
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>>30365984
Ruffles are over, anon. This is serious
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>>30365964
Seconding this.
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>>30365945
"I would use every skill I have to defeat you. You have really nice hair, by the way."
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>>30365964
This.
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>>30365964
Fourth.
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>>30365839
>>30365945
>MM is wearing her husband to work
Kinky.
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>>30365945
"That looks great. What do you use for hair conditioner?"
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>>30366014
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Y'know, because the mechanics of it...
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>>30366014
>>30366038
he's inside her.
Going through her, as it were.
In all the senses.
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>>30366038
Speaking of which, if !M! needs MM# to fight, how could he defeat QK?
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>>30365945
die probably
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>>30366038
>We are watching the very moment MM++ got pregnant the first time
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>>30366052
He can fight without her, he's just weaker, can causes reality to shit itself if he hangs around too long.
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>>30366052
He doesn't NEED her. He needs her to fight SAFELY without corrupting the entire universe with his presence.

It happened when he came to save Bridgette.
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>>30366052
She gives him precision, he just wrecked QK with brute force.
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"Why would you do that?"

MM: "Because I-... Hmm..."

>She stays pondering for several minutes.

"Oh, uhm... You have really nice hair."

MM: "Hmm? Hahaha. Thank you, dear. You brought up a good point. I have some thinking to do..." Her phone beeps. "Oh! I really must get going, I need to grab my son from the babysitter. It was nice talking to you!"

>Monster Matriarch waves goodbye and runs off.

...
Ah!
I forgot to arrest her!
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>>30366069
You might not be a very good magical girl, but you're a very convincing rapist-philosopher!
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>>30366069
You delayed her evil deeds, that should be enough to get some dosh.
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>>30366069
No just let it go, rescuing people is more important
Also RIP babysitter
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>>30366069
Oh no!
Well, she forgot to rob the bank!
So you're even!
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>>30366069
Next time, I guess?
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>>30366069
>Ruffled a Queen
>Pacified a Matriarch
Raindrops best hero
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>>30366069
Don't worry, you can ruffle her hair later.
>>
>raindrops is rena's mother
aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>30366069
At least you didn't die, and you saved some people.

How durable are you in that outfit anyway? How good is your healing power and dodging ability?

Find another villain to fight.
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>>30366069
Don't worry. You thwarted her evil plan, that's good enough for today. Even better if she forgot the money while she was running off.
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>>30366101
oh, god, that would explain too much
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>>30366069
Look on the bright side. You didn't get your memories of the past erased from your mind merely by seeing The Monster's form.
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>>30366069
>"Why would you do that?"

Imagine Raindrops with voice of Catbug.
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>>30366069
Oh noes! That reminds you of your babysitting your neighbor's kid, little Rena!
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>>30366069
Wow, you just got some huge bags under your eyes. Maybe you should call it quits for the night.

>captcha: oomsativ exigency
Oomsativ? Vitasmoo? Is captcha suggesting emergency milk?

That's your new task. Get some emergency milk!
>>
I wonder if we have our Flatfic (>>30364857) power set. Flight and environmental control would really do a lot towards getting delicious money and hair ruffles faster.
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>>30366136
>you just got some huge bags under your eyes
That's her glasses
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>>30366111
>oh, god, that would explain too much
What would it explain?
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>>30366151
Affinity with magical girl powers
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>>30366151
Her near complete invulnerability to sexual references
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>>30366115
The only kid I'm babysitting right now is little Emma. She's the most adorable girl ever. She said she wants to be a magical girl j-WAIT NO THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT!
I need to get her!

>>30366084
>>30366086
I... I suppose.
But next time I won't let her go!

>The Association robot comes flying over and hands Lyrical Princess Raindrops a check for $5,000.

???: "Lyrical Princess Raindrops. You did well today."

"Huh? Oh. Thank you."

???: "You defeated two very powerful A-Class villains and we believe with the proper training you may become even stronger."

"Uhm... Okay. Thanks."

>He hands her another piece of paper.

???: "Sentry Lobster left the S-Class. Perhaps you would like to take his place?"

...
What?

WHAT!?
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>>30366151
Her love of hats.

The nonconsensual hair-fluffing she suffered as a child left her with a subconscious desire to keep her head covered.
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>>30366151
Rena's absurd luck, ability to defuse villain confrontations, and density. They are almost the same person, except LPR here is more pure and less lazy.
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>The only kid I'm babysitting right now is little Emma. She's the most adorable girl ever. She said she wants to be a magical girl
SPARKLE?
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>>30366206
I'm pretty sure all MGs have a natural affinity for hats.

Or maybe that was toohoos...
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>>30366190
PROMOTIONS
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>>30366190
Why did you fight the high-ranked villains?!
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>>30366190
You're definitely not ready for that much responsibility!
>>30366221
sparkle fo sho
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>>30366190
>left the S-Class
Is that an euphemism for dying? Anyway, go for it. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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>>30366190
>Sentry Lobster
Who?

>captcha: rodKong stirred
...Uh-oh, captcha's being ominous tonight.
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>>30366069
Flashback confirmed
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>>30366190
What? They were both B class, unless you misread it.
>>
I never knew that turning a real person into a magical girl could yield such entertaining results.
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>>30366288
The Monster himself is A class.

What do you think those shadowy tentacles were?
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>>30366190
No! You are not ready! First TRAINING MONTAGE!
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EGG?
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>>30366291
>implying Angelic isn't a magical girl IRL too
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And so ends another thread.
The next one probably won't be ready on Sunday and will feature an egg.
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>>30366190
>The only kid I'm babysitting right now is little Emma. She's the most adorable girl ever. She said she wants to be a magical girl j-WAIT NO THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT!
>I need to get her!

>>30366236
>sparkle fo sho

Oh god. Rena reminds Sparkle of her babysitter/magical girl idol on some level.
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>>30366312
If they are I expect them to be the hardboiled Chiaki kind that writes quests to unwind.
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>>30366318
D-does the egg have an ahoge?
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>>30366318
> Angelic quite IRC
> hasn't said anything since coming back
YOU KILLED HIM/HER/IT/ANGEL.
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>>30366318
IT HAD FUCKING BETTER!

Fucking hair-ruffling bullshit is what this was...

You are a lovely man and I appreciate you running.
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>>30366318
Aaaah, won't be ready 'til' sunday!
As always you can check the Twitter to be sure. Thanks for reading, everyone!
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>>30366190
yeah sure why not?
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>>30366318
>an egg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEMvriiWr4c&t=29s
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>>30366318
That is no egg, that is a One Piece fruit thing.
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>>30366318
Thanks for running, superfuntimes this thread. So lewd.
>>30366341
hair ruffling 2lude4angelic
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>>30366318
I can't remember Sparkle or Benjamin has ahegao to give egg
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>>30366318
Waiting warmly. Will we ever see the Lyrical Princess again?
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>>30366366
The Aho Aho fruit.

Grants its user prehensile control over their hair.
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>>30366385
Probably in the thread where she tries to ruffle the Spine Ravager
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>>30366385
What would Rena look like wearing half-glasses?
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>>30366318
YES EGG QUEST GO
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>>30366385
of course
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>>30366379
Ahoge is the hair thing. Ahegao is the fucked silly face.
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>>30366318
>>>/f/2295138

Where's an egg, Larro? WHERE'S AN EGG!?
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>>30366408
O-OP? Could we see this?
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>>30366318
I didn't know that Magical Girls are oviparous.
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>>30366418
She got eaten by the QB didn't she.
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>>30366327
>implying Chiaki ever unwinds
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>>30366433
Well, pretty much all the Magical Girls other than Sparkle did, so... yes?
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>>30366438
>>30366327
>>30366312
Well it would explain why STC is so violent.
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>>30366207
>less lazy
oh, god. The narcolepsy! That's where Rena gets her laziness from, too.
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>>30366433
We know from authoritative source (Sparkles) that in present time there is only one magical girl left. So it would imply that yes.
>>
707 posts.
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>>30366467
So if Rena egged with Caffornicator, the kid would be normal?
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>>30366433
Well it's either that or she went into hiding.
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>>30366469
On the other hand, it's POSSIBLE Raindrops slipped under the radar because no incubator.
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>>30366426
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>>30366476
>she went into hibernation
FTFY
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>>30366469
Just how much does she really know?
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>>30366492
Eh, her face is already round. Square lenses would look better. Or horn rims.
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>>30366492
MOOOOOOOOOOE~
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>>30366494
>>30366469
>>30366489
You would think Sparks would know whether her childhood idol is still alive or not
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>>30366492
Fuck yes.
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>>30366492
I knew it! Her freckles are really tiny eyes!
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>>30366492
we need to go wider
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>>30366418
>>30366433
>>30366476
Or she's the 12th S-rank Hero, Rider.
Er, one of her anyway.
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>>30366492
Hero Rena Quest: The Search for More Moe
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>>30366494
so, I figure her dad was some kind of rock golem?

>>30366504
You would think, but older Magical Girls had a way of just... vanishing.
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>>30366492
Nigga that's kawaii.
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>>30366513
I was thinking the same thing, actually.
She looks a lot like that big boss picture, too.
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>>30366492
she only wears them to look smart
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>>30366517
>No Country For Old Magical Girls
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>>30366517
>so, I figure her dad was some kind of rock golem?
with freckles. And surprisingly ruffleable hair.
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>>30366595
It used to be a solid helmet of granite. Mama Rena was overly affectionate with the hair-ruffling, and friction can work wonders like that.
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>>30366628
I wonder if rena's parents will ever be revealed.
also I wonder what EGG STUFF we are getting up to next time.
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>>30362533
> Lance
I approve of this.
>>30362746
>I've been told that I'm very good with kids.
Correct.

>>30363298
>>30362908
>>30362944
Curses, this will never end, will it? ;_;


>>30363591
>>30363553
> fuzzy hat
I always wanted to wear that thing. It was the only good aspect of an otherwise cringeworthy show.

>>30363581
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>30364207
Took me a few seconds there too. Don't feel bad.

>>30364710
>>30364886
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
LLLAAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>30366737
Hero Quest Rena: the Making of an Omelette
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>>30367048
this makes everything worth it
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>>30367050
nonono
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>>30367048
oh, come on. You can't tell me you don't approve of Queenies ahegao face.
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>>30365025
>such a cutesy and sweet girlish
....
Fine.

>>30365032
And I still don't know what this is supposed to express.
>>30365114
>No one can fight me when someone's doing this to them."
True enough.

>>30365270
Giving is almost as good.

>>30365482
Why.

>>30365632
> drinking from the bottle
...peasants.
>>30366318
...YOU!!
>>30367097
Hrm, ahh... well. Feels conflicted.
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>>30367148
>Why.

Dont deny.

That it is everything you want to do to queen.

Except maybe necking nibbling.
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>>30367314
I'm free to deny anything I please...
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>>30367314
>Especially necking nibbling.
fix'd
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>>30367472
>>30367148
It's okay. Unlike most waifus, Queenie is of age.
Not that I don't like HS waifus but still.
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>>30367048
>>I've been told that I'm very good with kids.
>Correct.
PEDO.


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