Sure, how'd you That Guy it up?

Go ahead.

I know your pain to my friend...

Sounds like a perfect bedtime story for me

Of course /tg/ wants to hear a story

>>30361197
You tell me anon.

So for the past six months or so I've been with a gaming group. We played A Song of Ice and Fire RPG and Monsterhearts every week. They were a pretty good group, had fun. Sometime there could be disagreements but nothing you wouldn't find in any other group.

Then about a month ago this new girl joins our group, and then things start getting weird.

>>30361314
>this new girl
I'm out

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>>30361314
>New girl
>Letting girls join your gaming groups
You asked for this.

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>>30361162

>this new girl

You asked for it.

Hoes ain't nothin but bitches and trips.

>>30361314
Screw them keep posting. My curiosity is too great. I must know.

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>>30361365
>>30361356
>>30361412
Wait let's see if it's salvageable

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>mfw a player asks to bring his GF to our game nights.

>>30361314
My first indication that something was amiss came during a Monsterhearts session. The party was down in the sewers fighting a Kraken that had been kidnapping teenage girls from the local highschool. In the middle of the battle two miniature versions of the Kraken come up out of the water and attack us. At this point I said "My god! So that's why its been kidnapping teenage girls!"

I thought this would be a good joke. Its the sort of joke I had made before with this group before and they had found it funny. However they DM turns to me and says "I've warned you about saying stuff like that before. I think its crass, and there are ladies present. I you don't stop I'm going to ask you to leave." Which I found rather strange because he had never said anything to me about my jokes before and usually laughed. I would have talked to him about it after the game but there was this cute girl who had been with the group from the start that I wanted to ask out and I went to have coffee with her instead. So I just never got around to ask the DM what was up.

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>>30361508
>GM white knighting full force
Here we go

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>>30361508

>"I think it's crass, and there are ladies present."

>>30361508
>>30361476
I told you man. It's one of Those Threads.

>>30361508
>The party was down in the sewers fighting a Kraken that had been kidnapping teenage girls from the local highschool.
is... is this based on some form of anime?
>"I think its crass, and there are ladies present."
>implying women need to be/want to be treated differently

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>OP didn't type this up beforehand.

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>>30361508
>Can't joke around when the ladies are there
Oh boy, I fucking hate it when people start doing this, I'll be a racist prick wherever I want you cunt.

>inb4 OP leaves us hanging.

>>30361508
>there are ladies present
lel i love the implication that women aren't just as bad as men...

>>30361596
>joking around
>that must mean being an antisocial shitwad

can you be more autistic?

>>30361508
I wouldn't kill people, but my character would. Why shouldn't that extend to jokes? Bad DM, bad!

>>30361508
So I avoided sex jokes. However during subsequent sessions other people were making sex jokes including the GM and he never said anything to them about it. Which was also quite weird. Anything we continued to have sessions until last Sunday.

I had never talked to the new girl all that much, so before the game I engaged her in conversation and she seemed nice enough. After the session the group decided to go to a restaurant to get some coffee and something to eat. I ended up sitting across from the new girl and since we had, had a nice conversation before the game I wanted to talk to her some more. She had told me that she was married, so I wasn't looking to date her or anything but I thought I might make a friend. She mentioned that she had been to university, I'm in university and so was interested to know what she studied. She told me Gender Studies.

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>>30361729

>Gender studies.

>>30361729
Calling bullshit. This is all just too convenient. Probably jumping the gun here. Though, if the story is real, it will probably be 10/10.

>>30361508
This reminds me of the time that I had to tell my three female players to stop making tentacle rape jokes about the giant octopus I had put in front of the party because it was starting to hold up combat. They stopped for about five minutes, started again and I took the hint and had it grapple one of them. They didn't stop making jokes, but at least they were at least able to do it in character at that point.

[s]No one was raped. Really. They're just all miserable bastards who laugh at each others suffering/potential suffering.[/s]

>>30361729
>Gender Studies
Dis gon be good

>>30361729
fucking
shit

here we go

>>30361729
>However during subsequent sessions other people were making sex jokes including the GM and he never said anything to them about it.
>>30361508
>I would have talked to him about it after the game but there was this cute girl who had been with the group from the start that I wanted to ask out and I went to have coffee with her instead.
HAHAHAHA DM ENGAGING MAXIMUM JELLY MODE
>>30361767
Real or not I'm just here for the spectacle.

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>>30361729
>Gender Studies.

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>>30361729
>Gender Studies

>>30361713
In context it meant censoring yourself among your friends for the sake of the new person and that's lame as fuck, I'll joke about blackfellas as much as I want, especially with the black guy.

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>>30361751
>gender studies

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>>30361729

>>30361729
The fuck does gender studies even entail?

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>>30361729
>gender studies

>>30361810
Imagine a Tumblr SJW. Got it?

Now imagine the same thing, except with the smug self-assurance on the topic that comes with a degree.

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>>30361729
>gender studies

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>>30361802

>gender studies

>>30361810
Just spit balling, but probably studying the difference between the genders. I don't understand how theres enough content to major in it, but yeah.

>>30361810
A series of thinly veiled excercises with the intent of finding a way to blame the problems of the world - and any women IN it in particular - on men.

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>>30361729
>Gender Studies
Oh boy, this is gonna get retarded.

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>>30361770
>Gender Studies.

>>30361729
This is sounding a little to forced man. I mean if it was real holy shit it hit every note, if it's not real it's not the surprising of a fake.

>>30361836
>>30361824
>>30361822
>>30361817
>>30361802
Alright guys, calm your tits and wait.

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>>30361729
I was wrong

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>>30361824
>gender studies

>>30361854
We tried to warn you.

>>30361841
I'm still trying to decide if this is a troll or not... Is it bad I hope its not?

>>30361810
Basically muh feelings > empirical evidence the degree. I guess you could use the diploma as a coaster or something, but there are more economical options.

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>>30361844

>Telling us to wait.

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>>30361865

>gender studies

>>30361897
>its not funny anymore, fuck off and die

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>>30361897
>gender studies

>>30361875
Did anybody ever, or is it even possible, to use the 'muh feelings' argument against SJW/liberals?

There was a point where the
>Gender studies
thing needed to stop and we past it ten post ago.

>>30361923
>>30361897
>>30361877
Oh my god, I've just realised.

The guy samefagging this hard is OP. He set up a master ruse.

>>30361935
white cis males don't have feelings, silly.

>>30361935
It is, but your feelings are wrong if they aren't the same as theirs.

>>30361935
No because that argument doesn't work from a position of privilege shitlord.

>>30361953
No man, I've just got too many gifs of these hack frauds.

>>30361953
he shoulda tripfagged at least, if he was telling a legit story

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>>30361921
>>30361923

>gender studies

>>30361592
Sorry, its easier for me to type up long posts if I do it like this.

>>30361729
In retrospect as soon as she said Gender Studies I should have probably stopped right there. However up until that point she had stuck me as being nice and reasonable person. I have had bad experiences with Gender Studies majors on the internet, but I figured that was just the internet.

So I asked her what Gender Studies was about to make conversation and she told me it was all about examining gender roles in society and how they work and how they affect people. I said that I was interested in this kind of thing too because I grew up without a dad and so have spent a lot of time wondering how to be a man and what it means to be a man in today's society.

She shook her head and said no Gender Studies is more about deconstructing gender roles because they force people into certain ways of thinking. I responded talking about how I wished there was more of an emphasis on gender roles in society because like I said I don't know what it means to be a man, I don't really feel like an adult even though I'm in my 20s and I wish I had something like a defined gender role to help guide me.

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>>30361953
>Only one person can have RLM gifs

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>>30361953

It's me and one other guy posting RLM gifs because >gender studies

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>>30361971
>gender studies

>>30361971
>>30361923
>>30361897
>>30361865
>>30361838
>>30361836
>>30361824
>>30361822
>>30361817
>>30361802
>>30361796
>SJW reverse trolling. 0/10

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>>30361983
You done fucked up.

>>30361569
Monsterhearts is like that. It's actually based on western teen supernatural fiction, but the difference is pretty small.

>>30361798
I'd hope you'd ask if he minds if you tell black jokes first.

I mean, at least that way he has an actual reason to hate you after you tell a black joke he'd be offended by.

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>>30361987

>my nigga

>>30361983
lol son why did you do that to yourself?

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>>30361983

>>30361983

No Don't do this. Gender studies isn't about helping men, it's about destroying them.

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>>30361999

>gender studies

>>30362013
You realize your post makes no sense right? So if he doesn't ask first the black guy cant hate him after the joke?

>>30362026
Nice.

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>>30361729

>gender studies

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>>30362013

>>30361365
Hate to say it, but this.

>>30361983
OP, that last bit was probably a bad move. Probably would've been better to be more passive and ask more about the subject and why it was important to eliminate gender roles, rather than letting it get personal and implying right away that you were opposed to what she was advocating.

I mean, go on, I imagine shit gets out of control from here, but as a heads up, that might not've been the best idea.

>>30361508
You should have immediately called the DM out on the outright lie. That was your mistake.

>>30361983
>but I figured that was just the internet.
People on the internet also exist off of it. They're crazy shut-ins, but that's also the kind of person you tend to meet playing obscure RPGs.

>talking about yourself that much
You'd be blowing it even with a sane woman.

>>30361983
Were you trying to troll her or are you too stupid to know that being an adult means "be yourself, but accept responsibilities and don't shit on other people"

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>>30362031
>>30362052
>gender studies

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>>30361983

>More emphasis on gender roles
>Bringing this up at all to someone who "studies genders"

You done fucked up good.

>>30362065
Nothing he said was oppositional though. Quit pussyfooting around. It just makes you seem like a baby back bitch

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>>30362089

>gender studies

>>30361729
>She told me Gender Studies.

Sad part is you dont need to say a single thing past this line.

>>30362110
well, except for every episode of half in the bag condensed into gifs.

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>>30362105
>gender studies

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>>30361729
>gender studies
I'm so sorry.

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>>30362123

>gender studies.

>>30362121
Im not complaining.

>>30362121
I kinda wish the spam would stop, it's a bit pointless.

>>30362038
Sorry,, I'm sick and fevered right now. I probably had a point with what I said that I thought made sense, but didn't say it right or it just didn't make sense.

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>>30362164
>>30362121

>RLM General?

RLM General.

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>>30362158
>gender studies

>>30362184
Nah, go fuck yourself

>>30362098
He did-- or rather, he said something that could be misconstrued as being oppositional. ie:
>I responded talking about how I wished there was more of an emphasis on gender roles in society because like I said I don't know what it means to be a man
Now, to the chick he's talking to, this is EXACTLY what she's researching. Gender roles pigeonholing people into certain modes of thought. So not only is he an example of what she's talking about, he's advocating strengthening gender roles and their importance on society. If someone wants to strengthen or increase the importance of something you spend your life deconstructing, that's can certainly give someone the idea you oppose their entire field of study.

Anyway, OP, continue. Curious to see how this all plays out.

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>>30362177

>I don't like fun.

>>30362185
No, but you should stop cluttering the thread.

>>30362185
I rewatched all the robocop movies for the robopop episode they made, man that first Robocop movie is totally a 10/10 movie, I am not looking forward to seeing the new one.

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>>30362206

>gender studies

>>30361983
What kind of...what. No, sorry, my suspension of disbelief is breaking. Few people go from "Hey what do you study" to "Let me just sit down on this couch and tell you about my parents"

>>30362210
Theres nothing implying he wants gender roles to be strengthened, just that he wants to understand them better. Can't you fucking read? Or are you a woman?

>>30362227
He already told you he plays Monsterhearts. A total lack of social competence or common sense should be a given.

>>30362210
>He did-- or rather, he said something that could be misconstrued as being oppositional.
...By a delusional tumblr-grade social justice warrior, yes, not by anyone sane and human.

>>30362207
In that case, fuck you, lern 2 read you stupid asshole.

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>>30362222

Agreed, a really solid movie that didn't need a remake. I'm surprised they even gave it a recommendation at all.

>>30362221

>G-guys... Puh-please stop!

>>30362238
>I responded talking about how I wished there was more of an emphasis on gender roles in society

>>30362251
This is someone majoring in Gender Studies.

>>30362238
I'm trying to imply there's a miscommunication between the OP and the chick he's talking to. He says (if his post is word-for-word) that he wants MORE of and emphasis on gender roles, rather than them being deconstructed. I know what he MEANT to say, I'm saying that's not what she understood.

>>30362227
Some people are more open than others. But yeah, that conversation seems to be a little too scripted.

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>>30362226
>gender studies
>I sure wish I'd saved all these gifs in one place studies

>>30362249
I was unaware exactly what this entailed so I...a Sex Move? Characters have a pre-determined Sex Move? This game is nuts enough to work.

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>>30362264
>>G-guys... Puh-please stop!
>not only will I not honor your request, I'll be a douche about it

>>30362210
>this is EXACTLY what she's researching
>he is an example of what she's talking about
A sane, rational, not an idiot would use this moment as a chance to educate and spread opinions in a thoughtful and constructive manner.

However, this is 4chan, and we all expect the hilarious to happen here.

>>30361983
Anyway the conversation went like that for awhile. The conversation when from talking about how, no gender roles really were bad, to how she has been combating sexism in the tabletop gaming community for years now. How male gamers giver her grief because she is a woman and she hasn't proven her nerd cred. And how at cons she runs workshops to teach DMs how to create female friendly campaigns.

That was how we got onto the topic of "Doing the Wenches" I had never heard this term before. Its used to describe how "traditional male" (she kept using that term) gamers will stop at an inn and seduce the tavern wenches and have sex with them, even if it has nothing to do with the story. I was confused by this and told her that I do that with my characters all the time. Why is this a bad thing?

It is important at this point to note that I never graphically describe sex with the wenches or the elven princesses and what not. When we walk into the tavern I'll just I roll to seduce the barmaid and It fades to black and we all have a good laugh. Like during our Song of Ice and Fire campaign I played a lusty fighter type and after the big tournament when everyone when to stay at the inn I said "Screw that, I've been on the road for weeks, I'm going to stay in the most expensive brothel in the city!"

>>30362065
Again in retrospect I probably should have just changed the subject, but I was under the impression that she was calm and reasonable and we were just having an academic conversation like you do when you're a university student.

>>30362085
No I wasn't trying to troll her or make her angry I was genuinely just trying to exchange ideas.

>>30362260
>says the guy that cant type out a rational sentence

Nah, go fuck yourself bruh

>>30362267
>This is someone majoring in Gender Studies.
I... concede the point.

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>>30362281
>gender studies
>people don't like our rlm gifs studies.

>>30362283
>>30362249
I was worried enough when they mentioned a kraken kidnapping schoolgirls, but now I have good ol' morbid curiosity.

>>30362227
I'm pretty forthcoming about the information in my past and who I am and everything.

I mean, for the more obscure things like "Mom's been dying since I was 12" and "daddy was an abusive drunk" it's a lot harder for them to come up in conversation, but when they do come up I have no reason to hide my past.

Why do you?

>>30362301
>how she has been combating sexism in the tabletop gaming community for years
ABORT
ABORT
A B O R T

>>30362289
A sane, rational person would not declare gender fucking studies as a major, though otherwise I agree.

>>30362227
How did you have suspension of disbelief in the first place? This whole thing has hit every fucking stereotype of "what 4chan hates." It's incredibly fake.

Fucking finish the story, and it better be a sound end to it.
Just after I saw there was a girl in the party I started having a shit-eating grin in my face
It strenghtened for the next ~10 posts
It went on for another ~15-25
And now I'm tired of the spam -with quite some new gifs in me folders tho- and want this tale, true or not, to be over.
IT'S FUCKING 5 AND A HALF IN THE MORNING HERE MATE
I WANT TO GO TO BED BEFORE SUNLIGHT BLAMES ME FOR EXISTING

>>30362301
Everything is appropriate if it's done in character and makes sense for that character.

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>>30362289
>Gender studies
>Thoughtful and constructive

>>30362251
Anyone sane human can see that OP was definitely being politely confrontational at best.

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>>30362301
>Discussing how you fuck bitches and make money
>in front of a gender studies major

>>30362308
I could fuck you just like your mogwai mother

>>30362301

Get to the point OP, we appreciate the story time, but the delay between posts doesn't lend itself to well written paragraphs about it.

>>30362301
>we were just having an academic conversation like you do when you're a university student.
Like you do when you're a MALE university student. Women and men are not the same. You should not expect women to be objective unless you already know them well as an individual and know that this particular woman is.

>>30362301

>gamers will stop at an inn and seduce the tavern wenches and have sex with them, even if it has nothing to do with the story.

There was a thread where someone mentioned this specific idea. Did you just make up a story around that?

>>30362301
>doing the wenches
Arrite, OP, I have NEVER had this happen. Is this a normal thing in tabletop games where you live?

But no, its a reasonable thing if its in-character, like your fighter example. Dunno why she got bent out of shape about it unless they were giving her looks while talking about how they want to fuck barmaids or something.

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>>30362351

>gender studies
>worth anything at all, ever.

>>30362301
>"Doing the Wenches"
You should have just nope'd the fuck out right there. I mean, not only quit the group, but move to another city kind of noping the fuck out.

>>30362338
For the same reason we can suspend disbelief while pretending to be wizard and bards and shit.

>>30362301
>I was confused by this and told her that I do that with my characters all the time. Why is this a bad thing?

You dun gooft. You should've asked her why it's a problem as long as they fade to black the scene. You should've compared it to PG13 sex scenes where it's just made apparent some dude got his rocks off and no further attention is given to it.

You have to understand that she perceives this as some kind of oppressive act or some bullshit. By acknowledging that you partake it in before deconstructing her notions of the act, you've basically fucked yourself over because, in her mind, you've admitted to oppressing imaginary women for fun.

>>30362351
Hey, it can happen.

I've seen it happen, a couple times. Twice. Okay once. but it counts.

>>30362301
>Its used to describe how "traditional male" (she kept using that term) gamers will stop at an inn and seduce the tavern wenches and have sex with them
I haven't been in a group that did that since I was 15, and it was a running joke because the elf kept leaving half elf bastards behind him.

>>30362344
>5 AND A HALF IN THE MORNING
Do you people really talk like that?

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>>30362315
>gender studies

>>30362222
I dunno, I think the symbolism from the first is going to be present in the new one, is just a different theme. Instead of a man being turned into a machine and struggling to regain his humanity you have a man whose being used as the 'face' of a machine and has to struggle to gain control of what he's become.
Might still be crap, but I hate how people seem to be pissed that it's not a scene for scene remake of the original. Like that cracked.com article that was basically '5 reasons it's not muh robocop'.

>>30362415
Example?

>>30362412
This guy's more or less got it.

>>30362324
>when they do come up
"I study Gender Studies"
"Oh cool did I tell you about how I was raised by a single mother?"

This is not how most conversations with new people naturally unfold.

>>30362185
Wtf is rlm?

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>>30362430

>gender studies
>running out of rlm gifs

>>30362301
>>30362419
Yeah like honestly, why do you even need to bother. i'v have always assumed when we cut to black for sleeping, if there is a whoring charicter, he does it off screen. doing it at every tavern strikes me as a little...odd

>>30362378
It's reasonable to an extent, but if it's something that happens a lot, like if a player always has characters do that no matter who they are (which it sounds like OP does) then I can definitely see it being bothersome.

>>30362301
>I was genuinely just trying to exchange ideas.

AND THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WHILE BEING ALIVE. Never think you can do this, ever.

EVER.

>>30362324
There's something called context, man. If she asked about your family life, then you can talk about it, but you really jumped the shark, there.

>>30362344

I hope the sun burns you

>>30362301
Now I hate OP and this girl. And they're probably both imaginary.

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>>30362461
>gender studies
>can't find the "kill yourself" gif studies

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>>30362455

Red Letter Media

>>30362392
But that's fun. This pandering "lol don't you hate the kind of people I hate?" isn't. It's insultingly contrived.

>>30362470
I'd imagine it depends on the tone and the people playing. If you're a bunch of drunk guys playing a tongue-in-cheek campaign where all the PCs are bumbling idiots with zero foresight, then yeah, I guess its fine.

Otherwise, you're right. It can become bothersome or creepy and come off as (really dull) fetish material.

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>>30362481

>gender studies
>saving 5+ new RLM gifs from this thread alone

>>30362455
Looks like some shitty youtube show.

Dear sweet christ, this OP.
He walks right into it the second she mentions "gender studies" and adds his own views without seeing how she herself describes it/herself/opinions.
>and he kept walking into it

Why are we in this thread? Are we enjoying the trainwreck report?

>>30362441
That's almost exactly how a lot of conversations I have with new people go, really. I always figured I was a good listener or some shit because I am constantly getting weird shit from people's past dropped on me like I'm someone's psychologist.

Shit, I'm gonna need two hands to count the times I've been called on to talk someone out of suicide soon enough.

>>30362500
>"lol don't you hate the kind of people I hate?"
Seems like a pretty common trend in a lot of media that we as fa/tg/uys commonly partake of.

I don't even care about OPs story anymore actually, I'm more interested in this Monsterhearts thing.

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>>30362518
>gender studies
>saving them all even though I know I have most already

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>>30362433
>cracked
It's more that they completely tossed the humor and satire out.

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>>30362524

>Not liking RLM.

>>30362532
Well it is a trainwreck, and errybody loves trainwrecks.

>>30362479
It sounds like you plays like any other reasonable character all barmaids in the medieval era were pretty much prostitutes. But also he played his character for the best brothel in town. I don't know why you are gettin mad at him and as he said he just wanted to exchange academic opinions this is how ou get to know people.

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>>30362301
>I was genuinely just trying to exchange ideas.

>I was just trying to exchange ideas
>With a stranger
>With a stranger who is a SJW
>With a fucking strange woman in an SJW class

>>30362539
Typically speaking, if someone was aiming to kill themselves, they wouldn't bring it up to you or allow you to dissuade them. Chances are they're in a bad place and are looking for someone's shoulder to cry on or reassure them.

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>>30362543

>gender studies
>there are people in this thread who don't know what RLM is

>>30361968
Tripfagging ideally prevents others from pretending to be you. It does not stop you from pretending to be multiple people.

How OP, how many hundreds of pounds was she?

>>30362429
"you people" as in Spanish that learned English (shitty educative system aside) thanks to 4chan and others? Yes, yes we do. Though using plural in this context seems optimistic at best.
Also
oh, god
I see lights in the staircase. People are already waking up
OP FINISH THIS FAGGOT

>>30362264
It's not really a remake. It's coasting on the name, but it's actually a pretty good movie in it's own right by all accounts.

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>>30361729
>gender studies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTEdf5VS3EA

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>>30362589
>gender studies
>truly sickening

>>30362607
The right way would be "half past five" or "5:30".

>>30362572
You don't get to know people by challenging their major during your first conversation. OP's story is about two stupid people being stupid at each other; OP just hopes /tg/ will hate the stupid girl enough to not notice that OP is also very stupid.

>>30362607
Since when do you people say mate then, thats britfaggotry and ausfaggotry, not spainfaggotry

>>30362222
>watching Robocop 3
Well at least you'll be seeing something better when you see the new one.

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>>30362632

>gender studies
>we tried to educate them

>>30362659
They made a robo popo 3?

>>30362582
I've always figured that to be the case, but then I've also decided in such cases its better to be safe than sorry. Usually end up making sure they get into some therapy, get their family involved, etc. I'm no expert on that stuff though.

Usually it's a friend asking me to do something about some other friend who seems "off" lately and when I go ask that friend what's up it turns out they feel suicidal and whoops, there goes my night as they spill their life story.

>>30362301
So she spends the next half hour explaining to me why the practice of "Doing the Wenches" was bad. Primarily because there is no reason to include sex in the campaign when it doesn't have anything to do with the story, and doing so can make female gamers uncomfortable. I didn't get why it would make female gamers uncomfortable. She then asked me how I would feel if she just started having sex for no reason? I told her I wouldn't have any problem with it. And to try and lighten to mood I told her she could seduce all the barmaids she liked.

One of the guys in the group started laughing at this. Then she glared at him, he stopped laughing, and started telling me that actually in all seriousness it is wrong to do that.

She turned to the rest of the group and asked all of them at once whether or not "Doing the wenches" was disrespectful to women. They all started nodding and agreeing with her. Those same guys who laughed at all my jokes before she joined and had made the same jokes themselves mind you.

>>30362227
>>30362338
Believe it or not guys this happened.

>>30362344
Sorry Will type fastest. I'm almost at the amazing part.

>>30362378
I don't get a lot of action in my real life so in my fantasy life I like to play characters who do.

>>30362672
No. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>30362618
I love how his face stays almost completely still as he laughs. No undulations on any part of his body or anything! It's so strange

>>30362651
Well I hated her the second he told us she was in combatting sexism in table tops, and you haven't ever debated with someone when you can relate to the matter? Even if they have a degree.

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>>30362666
>gender studies
>why didn't you listen?

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>>30362688
But it was pretty common historically, people were pretty liberal about sex before the church really got around to convince them how evil it was.

>>30362688
Please tell me the girl gamer from the start sticks up for you I will piss myself laughing if this happens.

>>30362688
Oh. You're in a group of bitches.
>If I throw my buddy under the bus I might get some strange!

Literally the worst kind of people. Count yourself lucky, OP.

>>30362688
Shoulda said her character can screw all the cute elf/hunky orc bartenders she wanted. (within tasteful limits)

>>30362688
I wonder if it is possible to hire a pimp to teach us the ways of the pimp hand so we can bitchslap SJW until their face resembles a blueberry.

>>30362697
Did you hate her because "combating sexism" is overdramatic? Or because you don't think sexism is a problem in tabletop?

Because if it's the second, read this thread.

>>30362730
>implying that was the church
Church was all for sex, between a married couple people or at least a couple that got married immediately after one got pregnant.

>>30362688
>One of the guys in the group started laughing at this. Then she glared at him, he stopped laughing, and started telling me that actually in all seriousness it is wrong to do that.
>She turned to the rest of the group and asked all of them at once whether or not "Doing the wenches" was disrespectful to women. They all started nodding and agreeing with her. Those same guys who laughed at all my jokes before she joined and had made the same jokes themselves mind you.
>>30361162
>So /tg/, my gaming group just kicked me out.

Sounds like you're the winner so far.

>>30362688
>roll to seduce
>roll to seduce everything during the next session

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>>30362719

>gender studies
>you could have prevented this

>>30362688
They just white knighted you. Fuck those neckbeards

>>30362688
>I don't get a lot of action in my real life so in my fantasy life I like to play characters who do.
Ah, okay. This is all a satire.

>>30362765
They were earlier on when they were the religion of the Romans, but that changed over time.

>>30362761
Lel wat? Her whole major is fucking sexist you twat.

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>>30362744
>gender studies
>thinking you will ever get to tame that strange

>>30362798
Because someone on /tg/ not getting action could never be true!

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ALRIGHT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK BUT BEFORE I GO I NEED OP TO REALIZE TWO THINGS HERE

A: HE IS A NAIVE MOTHERFUCKER WHO CANNOT INTO SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH WOMEN

B: YOUR ENTIRE GROUP IS MADE OF BITCHES. BROS BEFORE HOES

C: YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM

D: TUMBLR FEMINISTS ACTUALLY EXIST IN REAL LIFE. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST MET ONE. LEARN YOUR LESSON WELL YOUNG PADAWAN

E: PRETYPE THIS SHIT OUT NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH GODDAMN I WON'T BE ABLE TO REACTIONIMAGE WITH /tg/ AND WILL JUST HAVE TO CHECK THE ARCHIVE LATER GODDAMNIT PIECE OF FUCK

>>30362797
I'm not even sure what happened. It was such a sudden uncalled for change in the groups attitude.

>>30362688

I decide to stop the argument and head home. I can tell that I have upset her.

Over the following week the DM makes a post on our Facebook wall saying that he wants us to refrain from this sort of behaviour as it is a promotion of what he called "toxic gender roles". Everybody in the group likes the status including me because I do not want to feel left out.

So despite my best judgment I decide to head to the game. The cute girl I talked about earlier gave me a look of pity, but I didn't ask her what it was about. We don't normally talk that much before the game so it didn't seem too suspicious but the DM was completely blanking me and was talking to the new girl in the kitchen.
The DM starts describing the inside of a tavern, and me, thinking that I'm some sort of clever guy head right up to the barmaid and ask the DM to roll to seduce. The new girl cups her hands on her face and runs out of the room.
The DM looks at me with angry eyes and asks for my sheet.

I begin to protest, saying that we have done this forever and nobody has had a problem. Turns out that the other members of the party had all discussed me before I joined and said that if I did anything bad they would kick me from the group.

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>>30362688
Sounds like your friends are all a bunch of judas faggots and it sounds like you need new friends.

>>30362811

I think you have posted enough .gifs to properly express your emotions. Please stop.

>>30362811
>South Park reference
I lol'd harder than I should have. Bravo

>>30362815
At least he's honest about it.

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>>30362795
>gender studies
>we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

>>30362801
Cite this claim.

>>30362829

F: I CAN'T COUNT

GOODNIGHT /tg/

>>30362688
Most dnd/ pathfinder games/ any games are on death worlds. Which means there is an unholy amount of things that are going to try to kill you and probably succeed. Seducing actually has the function of rp relief and other such things. Leave group and lol. Until woman is gone. Then give group shit and join back maybe?

>>30362830

They sound like twats. You're better off.

In all honesty though, you should have seen that shit coming, and laid low.

>>30362830
>I did something I knew offended someone in my group
Classic That Guy

>>30362378
I see it happen to almost every player I tell about RPGs the first time.

"So in this tabletop RPG, you can do literally anything."
"I could fuck bitches?"
"Actually yes. You can go into the fake bar and seduce a fake woman with fake words and then there'll be a fake fade to black where your character has fake sex."
"AWESOME! Alright, my character hikes off to the bar."

It's almost the only thing I ever have to do in order to get people interested in PnP RPGs.

>>30362830
>if I did anything bad
Are you in fucking high school?

>>30362869
Is it really that guy to annoy those guys?

>>30362830
Ain't nobody ever told you about laying low when shit gets hot?

Keep in contact with the cute girl at least, maybe.

>>30362830
>I'm not even sure what happened. It was such a sudden uncalled for change in the groups attitude.

You have to understand, this is the kind of social power women wield. It is unbelievably easy for a woman to get a group of guys to start smiling and nodding because in every dude's subconscious, right in the reptilian part of his brain where his most basic of instincts is formed, he is thinking "I can fuck her."

NEVER underestimate this power, dude.

>>30362830
You should have just taken their skulls right there. They have no further use.

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>>30362840

>gender studies
>don't call it a grave. It's the future you chose.

>>30362829
>need to realize two things
>lists 5

>>30362830
That sucks OP but hopefully you'll find a newer, better group to play with.

>>30362849
Oh good, you were doing a damn good job of accelerating this thread towards autosage.

>>30362688
Seems to perfectly bait-y. Failing that, if you liked the people and the game you could have still just shut up about the things that bother them and not be an ass to the people you want to send time with.

But ah, hell, why not. Haven't read a storytime in a while.

>>30362878
Yes.

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>>30362884
>gender studies
>the machine is bleeding to death

>>30362830
Yes OP, you are That Guy. You likely would not be That Guy in most groups, but in that group you were That Guy.

>>30362830
I've figured out what went wrong, OP.

You made up a dumb story on 4chan, took way too long to post it and didn't even make it interesting. Try harder next time.

>>30362688
>group talks about doing a thing as being bad
>immediately do that thing
Now, they were being bitches, but this is autismal as fuck.

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>>30362905

>gender studies
>It's too late. You can't stop it.

>>30362688
So we all go home, things seem fine. Then this evening I get and email saying that my group has kicked me out.

This requires some explaination. I belong to and met my group on a website that Roleplayers in Toronto can use to connect with each other. Its a really big part of the roleplaying community where I live there are like 1500 members. Its how I met my group and how we organized games.

So this evening I go on the website to check when the next game is and it says one of the sites mods has banned me. I try to figure which one so I can email them. It doesn't say which mod specifically, however it does say that the girl who joined our group and I had that conversation with is a mod and one of the co-founders of the site. She seems to be something of a bigwig the Toronto roleplaying community.

The email notifying me of my band said that the site had received several complains about disruptive behavior and harassment and so I was banned. It also informed me not to try to participate in any events that the site is part of or else "The proper authorities will be notified" I'm not exactly sure what that means but it sounds ominous.

So there it is /tg/. Not only have I been kicked from my group but I think I may been blacklisted by a significant chunk of the Toronto roleplaying community.

>>30362925
At least the rest of us had fun.

This is literally the worst group I have ever heard of.

I've I've seen /tg/ play.

OP, you should have peaced the fuck out weeks ago.

>>30362830
Hope you can find a better group bro.
Those guys are a bunch of losers who will only get their hopes dashed when they find out she's not interested.
Why can't people who play games just be fucking open and honest instead of emotionally weak cunts.

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>>30362830
>The new girl cups her hands on her face and runs out of the room.

>>30362830
>Turns out that the other members of the party had all discussed me before I joined and said that if I did anything bad they would kick me from the group.

>Turns out the other members had gotten together and decided to set me up so they could throw me out for this new wench.

FTFY. Cute girl knew. Cute girl knew about their conspiracy and she let them do it. They're all whores.

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>>30362929
>gender studies
>it is out of our hands

>>30362761
Sexism can be a problem especially if they are blatant or heavily implied, for example telling the girls or guys they have to do such and such, but if it is a campaign were they established that they are already okay with the jokes and it happening then the new bitch pretty much "That Guy"ed the group into being "civil". If it is between a bunch of friends and they have already established the don't cross line and she comes in and changes it to her standard that is stupid. Hell I make stupid jokes with my group I would never say in public because it's a joke between friends and we know it is.

>>30362933
Press charges.

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>>30362933

>This shit happened in Toronto.
>I am from Hamilton.

Jesus Christ, it's getting closer and closer to home everyday.

>>30362830
>>30362933
Wait, which one is the real one?

>>30362933
Play online then. Fuck those guys.

>>30362933
>I'm not exactly sure what that means but it sounds ominous.
Literally nothing. Maybe harassment, but fuck it. Niggas gotta make a point

yet another bitching about women thread on /tg/

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>>30362830
>Liking a status you don't like
>Not announcing you'll be starting a new game next week and they're all invited when you get booted
It's like you don't know how to get people out from under a shitty GM.

>>30362933
Kill them, Johnny

Kill them all

>>30362869
Seems like they just had a discussion. It's really sad that we're encouraged to tiptoe around each other because OMG SO OFFENDED

Truth be told, the gender studies retards I've met generally love to prove how rational and open minded they are by engaging in a functional conversation, and taking the high road when people try to b8 them.

I've even met some that <gasp> acknowledge that "traditional male gender roles" are not always bad.

I think college students in general have a tendency to be know-it-alls who think they have things all figured out--

>art majors who think they're the Bob Dylan of their generation
>engineering majors who act like their discipline (chem/mechanical/electrical) is the only one that matters
>film majors who tell veteran gaffers that they lit the scene the wrong way

>>30362970
Actually, no, murder. Nobody will convict you.

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>>30362966

>gender studies
>You could have prevented this.

>>30362830
Um this isn't me. Please ignore.

Dude I'm trying to tell a story here, fuck off.

>>30362933
I realize you may well be bitter and feeling a bit betrayed, but I'm going to level with you man - they did you a fucking favor by getting you out of there since you weren't wise enough to get out on your own. People who are that shit are not the sort of individuals you want to be spending your time with and poisoning your mind.

>>30362933
Guess it's time to find one of those crack pipe vending machines.

>>30362878
If someone in the group objects to you doing something, and you go out of your way to do it anyway, that is a dick move. Even if you think they're overreacting. You are starting shit that you don't need to start because being "right" is more important to you than common courtesy.

>>30362933
>It also informed me not to try to participate in any events that the site is part of or else "The proper authorities will be notified" I'm not exactly sure what that means but it sounds ominous.
It means literally nothing. There are no "authorities" that can keep you from playing with other people as long as they're down with you, regardless of what someone in an overarching networking organization says.

So I continue protesting and say that I really didn't think my behaviour was upsetting anybody. The DM and the remaining members, not including the two girls in our group, because the new girl was being consoled in the toilets, agreed that I would be allowed to stay if I apologised to the group and created a new character.

After about twenty minutes, the girl came back in with red eyes as if she had been crying. We started the game again, I had rolled a cleric since we needed a healer. I was just sitting down in the tavern and the girl said that me being there was like being raped.

The DM went into the kitchen for awhile with the other players. They said they would continue the game with me in it as long as I behaved, I stupidly thought that this was a good idea. Turns out that they had rang the police, and after ten minutes I was escorted out.

>Play on Roll20
>Make gay sex jokes with my groups all the time
>One of my players and my GM are gay, they join in
>Make regular sex jokes with my groups all the time
>One of them acquires a new female player
>She makes gay and sex jokes too
>Everyone has a good time
>No one cries "RAPE!"
>Fuck every single human who isn't cool enough to be in my groups.
>Seriously, fuck you, guy who's reading this.

>>30362933
Links to the site? I needs me some proof on this. Much to anticlimactic an ending to be the usual writefaggotry of /tg/.

>>30363002
>implying engineers aren't the future

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>>30363005
>gender studies
>I know I've got dozens more of these but every time I find one in my enormous pictures folder and see others next to it I can never find those again

>>30363050
I have gay sex in my group.

>>30362933

If you would have been funnier about it, I might have sided with you on this one. She was being unreasonable, as was your group who were presumably only acting as such because their inner white knight was a' callin'. However, the joke you delivered was pretty lacking in comedic value, and you should have likely seen some backlash coming for it.

>>30362958
Cute girl may have not wanted to. Some of the guys, same thing. Peer pressure's a hell of a drug I guess.

>>30363041
>I was just sitting down in the tavern and the girl said that me being there was like being raped.

If that actually was said, that is incredibly offensive to actual rape victims.

>>30363041
Wat? they escorted you out because of?

>>30363072
That's cool, man. I'm not into that, but if that's your thing.

You don't like, do it during game sessions, do you?

>>30362971
This is worse for you than the crack smoking mayor?

>>30363007
Just make a new account and troll everything.

>>30363041
You've been outed. Stop making /tg/ a shittier place.

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>>30363050

I'm sorry. I just wanted to read how you were having such a good time, and try to imagine what it must be like to have fun.

I'm so sorry.

>>30363050
Can I join in your group?

>>30362830
>Rolling
>Not going up to the barmaid and roleplaying it
>Being this bad at comedy
You only have yourself to blame

>>30363041
And now youve been charged with rape, correct?

>>30363101

Mayor Ford has some personal issues, but he turned that city around from an economic and law enforcement standpoint.

Crime was down, the Treasury was filled, and shit got done. So what if he smoked crack?

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>>30363041
>I was just sitting down in the tavern and the girl said that me being there was like being raped.

>>30363041
So here's where I think this is just a different dude posting

>>30363041
This is not the OP. Not part of the story.

Damn if I'm going to do this again I need to get myself a tripcode.

>>30363094
What? No.

What kind of pervert do you think I am?

>>30363041
>Turns out that they had rang the police
For fucking what?

>>30363111
NO!

Seriously, though, probably not. I have a policy against ever playing with /tg/. No offense, but you guys are literally the worst group of people to ever game with.

>>30363061
>implying your pathetic meat brains won't be rendered obsolete by euphoric AI

>>30363075
The evils of SJWs succeed when good men (and cute girls) do nothing.

>>30363041
>rang the police
Do Canadians talk like this? I thought it was a British thing.