>>30267526
"You'd better be a broker old man, or I'm going to knock your teeth down your throat."

"Did you catch my good side?"

>>30267590
>You'd better be a broker
what

>>30267630
>Three-Way Investing

We have the three-way. Now we need the sexy findom to round it out.

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The old man answers. "Well.. No, All of that is true." Before you can start again, he continues. "But I swear I wasn't spying on You!"

You cock an eyebrow.

"At you specifically."

Robin and Vance look disgusted. Now Vance is trying to cover his already clothed body.

"None of you." The old man corrects again. "I'm not specifically spying on any people at the hotel!" He sighs. "It just doesn't strike unless there are people. I know what this looks like, but I'm really trying to find a ghost."

You're not buying it. "Oh, that's convenient. A Ghost Pokemon."

"No! Not a Pokemon. Just a ghost. I've had every sort of Ghost Pokemon expert, laid traps specifically for Ghost Pokemon, use everything I know. It's a real, genuine Ghost! I swear!"

Even more convenient. There's literally no proof and no possible evidence. Robin looks terrified. Oh for the love of- Is she buying that? At least Vance is still looking skeptical.

"I have proof. I've caught it on tape!" He offers you his camera. You grab it and you, Vance and Robin watch the playback. "This is from last week."

You see a video of a couple in the hot spring alone. They start making out. "Not looking like a convincing case so far," you utter.

"Please! Keep watching." he pleads. Your eyes dart between him and the screen. You make sure he doesn't try anything.

"OK!" Vance answers a little too eagerly. You roll your eyes. Robin peeks through her hand.

The video shows a dark blur go by and startle the couple. It shoots passed them and into the bed. The man gets up and slowly approaches, but the sheets rise up and chase him. The couple runs in panic, and the blur vanishes off screen before the camera cuts out.

"The camera was frozen solid when I found it." The old man says.

>This still doesn't excuse spying. You're out of here
>This place is haunted! You're gone!
>This place is haunted? Awesome! Stay the night
>You'll help him get the ghost.
>You'll help him get the ghost, for a price
>Something else

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[Sorry, internet issues. Will be faster now]

>>30267725
>That's fucking bullshit
>We're out of here

>>30267725
>You'll help him get the ghost, for a price

>>30267725
>This place is haunted! You're gone!

>>30267725
>Ask Robin and Vance if they believe him.

>>30267725
>So, you we're spying and making pornography even before the ghost shenanigans?

>Did you try spraying the hotel with Repel?

>>30267725
>You'll help him get the ghost, for a price

Bitch him out for not explaining this shit in the first place.

>>30267725
>You'll help him with the ghost

this sure sounds like a ghost pokemon... one that can use ice moves...

>>30267725
>You'll help him get the ghost, for a price
Also for a price, not ruining his business by telling everyone about the cameras he has set up.

>>30267725
>>This still doesn't excuse spying. You're out of here
Regardless of whether there's a ghost pokemon or not, he was still being a peeping tom, we're not staying in this place. No wonder nobody else was here.

>>30267725
>>You'll help him get the ghost.

>>30267725
>You'll help him get the ghost, for a price
FROSLASS
DO WANT
FUCK THE EXPERTS

>>30267725
>Why can't you go spy on a room without people in it?

>>30267838
Froslass will freeze you solid and then seduce Robin.

>>30267843
Maybe the ghost is a voyeur?

>>30267838
No, you people bitched and bitched and bitched about Gyrados, and then gave away our Vulpix.

>>30267725
He's using the "ghost attack" as an excuse to pad his spank bank. Still, we could stick around, debunk the ghost, and blackmail him. Hot springs resorts make money, and we could use a steady source of income.

>>30267725
>You'll help him get the ghost, for a price

>>30267853
Okay, then even then if he has a proof of its existence already, why is he still setting up cameras?

This entire thing is bullshit, and even if it isn't he's still using it as an excuse to peep.
Fuck helping him and fuck this place

>>30267873
Maybe he uploads the files to a fetish site or something? That's some mad dosh right there.

>>30267863
You mean Robin's Vulpix.

>>30267725
>>This still doesn't excuse spying. You're out of here

>>30267725
>>This place is haunted! You're gone!

>>30267725
>>This place is haunted? Awesome! Stay the night

>>30267891
Then even more reason to leave

>>30267725
>>This place is haunted? Awesome! Stay the night

never beat up a ghost before. plus, its summoned by makeouts!

>>30267939
Clearly we must begin sloppily frenching Vance. There is no other solution.

>>30268018
>we go into the bathroom to get changed
>come out, both houndours are sitting around and there's an egg on the bed, the ghost is throwing up in the corner, and Robin and Vance aren't anywhere to be seen

Gobble is kill

>>30268045
I am not sure what this is implying.

>>30268089
no

>>30268045
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER

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"So it interupted your regular spying?" You're still suspicious.

"No no! I only did that after. It's chased off so many customers. I was desperate. Please, I delete all the ones that don't show the ghost."

You think over your options. You're really tempted to leave, but the allure of what's going on here is strong. You look at Robin and Vance. They seem to believe him. That's not saying much though.

"Alright old man. I'll help. For a price."

"Thanks you! If you could solve my problem, I'd pay any price." He leaves himself open. You decide to wait until after you figure it out to name one. He's obviously desperate.

Vance and Robin look both scared and eager. Robin steps up. She's clearly scared, but she's also the type to want to know everything. "Can you tell us anything about it's patterns?"

"Well," the old man begins. It seems to enjoy bothering people in the hot spring. It steals small objects, and it's never actualy hurt anyone. The few people that stick arond to talk to me say that they felt a chill in it's presence."

>Hunt around the perimeter
>Offer to be bait
>Set a trap (write-in's encouraged)
>Something else

>>30268147
Have Vance hunt the exterior.

You and Robin lure out the ghost.

With sloppy makeouts.

>>30268147
>Crush his fucking camera

>>30268161
going with this

>>30268147
>Set a trap (write-in's encouraged)
You and Robin in the hot spring, Vance in the shadows with Abra to catch the ghost.

>Offer to be bait
With sloppy makeouts.

>>30268147
>Offer to be bait
Let's take a trip to the hot springs, then!

>>30268147
>Offer to be bait

>>30268147
>Offer to be bait
Vance is with us. Robin is on bruiser duty.

>>30268147
>steals small objects
What sort?

>>30268147
>>Offer to be bait
With Robin.
Vance can keep an eye on the old man

>>30268279
Seconding.
Let Vance keep an eye on the old man while we go bait it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGGzTCMrkRs

This is now the soundtrack for the hotel.

>>30268279
probably the best idea

Before we do anything, we should make sure all our "small items" are secure.
So it can't run off with our money, or pokemon.

>>30268372
"Fuck, gave the PC's too much treasure."

"You encounter an Astral Filcher."

>>30268387
Meant "Ethereal Filcher."

>>30268147
>>Offer to be bait

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What's the worst that could happen? You decide to volunteer. "I'll be bait. I mean, it only attacks when there are people, right?"

"Well, yes..." He begins.

"He said couples." Robin corrects. Oh, that poor naive girl. You grab her by the arm.

"So you're volunteering too?" You ask. You don't wait for an answer. "Thanks! Let's get things ready."

Robin starts to protest. You cut her off. "Vance. I need you here to keep an eye on things." You gesture at the old man, but don't let the old man see you do it. Vance nods. "If anything fishy happens, I'm depending on you."

Vance cracks his knuckles. "I guess that leaves you and I together." The old man faintly smiles.

You and Robin change into bathing suits. But not after putting towels over every wall in the bathroom. You take them back down after you finish. You go around the room and make sure you don't leave anything out that's overly valuable. You put your Pokeballs in a cooler slip your trainer ID into your top. It's not comfortable, but it's safe.

You start to ease yourself into the hot tub, and Robin does the same. Robin is looking very afriad

>Wait, you have a trap idea first (write-in)
>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)
>Put on a show for the 'ghost', keeping in mind Vance and the Old Man are watching
>Something else

>>30268480
>>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)
No shows.

>>30268480
>Put on a show for the 'ghost', keeping in mind Vance and the Old Man are watching
No time for small talk. We're here on a job. If that doesn't do it, start teasing Robin

>>30268480
>Wait, you have a trap idea first (write-in)
Have abra standing off to use confusion on the ghost and hold it steady.

>>30268480
>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)

>Wait, you have a trap idea first (write-in)

Magnets. The answer to a ghost problem is always magnets.

>>30268480
>>Wait, you have a trap idea first (write-in)
>>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)
Have Devon and Abra out and waiting. It's a ghost and his camera froze so we can assume ice, and ghost

>>30268480
>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)

Ask about her strategy for the gym

Having Pokemon out might make it a bit suspicious. Let's just keep Devon's ball on hand.

>>30268480
>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)

>Put on a show for the 'ghost'

>>30268480
"Robin... in case we don't get out of this alive... I love you."

Look her deep in the eyes. Sell it with everything we've got.

Half fucking with her about the "getting out alive" part, half confessing in a way we can play off as a joke if she takes it badly.

>>30268600
Moving too fast.

>>30268600
>>30268615
Too fast with the subtly of a brick.
Also others are watching.

Hmm, we aren't going to get this ghost to come out unless we act like we are couples. So move in close, stroke Robin's hair, nuzzle her. Things like that.

>>30268581
this

"Robin... in case we don't get out of this alive... I'm really a man."

>>30268581
Does Robin even have any good matchups for water?

>>30268480
>>Chill out and talk to Robin something while you wait (write-in)
Just try to calm her down. Talk to her about her pokemon, about how she's enjoying the road, things she's solid on.
Hug the Robin if she starts panicking at any point.

>>30268689
Joltik

>>30268600
>"Robin... in case we don't get out of this alive... I was really lucky to have met you."
FIFY
>>30268615
How about this? Can be taken both as "you're my BFF" and >implications

>>30268733
Others are watching, the old man specifically.

>>30268480
have devon and abra as a trap. then sigh
turn to robin, "You know, its too bad we have to be on the lookout for a ghost. This wouldn't be a half bad place for a date."

>>30268733
Oh please, we're not even in a dangerous situation.
He just ghosts around and spooks people, he's harmless

>>30268733
> It seems to enjoy bothering people in the hot spring. It steals small objects, and it's never actualy hurt anyone.

>>30268846
>Being this retarded
>Not understanding the joke

>>30268480
>Wait, you have a trap idea first (write-in)
What happens if Robin dresses as a boy?
...
Yes I know that won't help. But it sure is a Trap idea.
Hue Hue Hue

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Before you get all the way in, you grab a Pokeball and let out Raistlin. "I have a job for you. I'm going to hid you" You pick up and put him in the corner, you use a few pillows to give him a nice hiding spot in a corner, inside the suite. "If you see anything, I want you to try to hold it in place, OK?" Raistlin doesn't react, but that doesn't mean anything. He never fails to follow orders.

You slip back into the tub, and grab a Pokeball to hold underwater. It's your Houndour, Devon.

The star in the open sky are beautiful. The steam slowly floats up to be with them. You can see why places like this are so popular. The hot water, cool night air, and view are all very relaxing.

"What's your plan for the gym?' You ask Robin as you put your arm over her shoulder. It wouldn't hurt to get her mind off of why you're hear.

Robin puts her finger on her mouth. "Joltik is going to be important, but-" Whoosh! Something slips by. Robin becomes tense. Whatever it was, it got into the room and just around the corner. Damnit, you weren't paying attention.

You can't see it in the room, it got around a corner. For all you know Raistlin might be hold it still, or something else might be happening.

>Run in after it, Pokeball in hand
>Throw Hounder into the room, stay with Robin
>You, Robin, and Hounder can guard here. Yell to Vance to get it
>Something else

>>30268889
Rimshot.wav

>>30268904
>>Run in after it, Pokeball in hand

imma befriend the shit out of you!

>>30268904
WAAAAAAGH LOOTAN AN FIGHTAN
>Run in after it, Pokeball in hand

>>30268904
>Have Devon guard Robin, run after it with Raistlin

>>30268904
>Throw Hounder into the room, run after it
>>30268924
With the metric amount of bitching Gyrados got, then deciding to immediately give away our vulpix I doubt we'll get any more pokemon because of the autistic stigma against catching pokemon in a pokemon quest

>>30268904
Throw in the Pokeball, releasing Devon.

"Sic balls, Chopper!"

>>30268947
I was thinking we'd CATCHEMALL then just vendor the ones we don't want or who would be better suited away from lolisbean antics.

>>30268904
>run in after it, Pokeball in hand

>>30268904
If Raistlin was fighting, a lot of shit would be flying.
>Something else
Tease Robin some more while asking questions. Too risky to make a sudden move right now.

>>30268904
>Something else

Ask Raistlin if it can drag whatever went in there back out

>>30268985
>then just vendor the ones we don't want
No thanks. Pokemon are supposed to be friends, and treating them like a trade commodity just feels scummy.

>>30268947
I only voted to get rid of Gyrados because that small clutch of autistic anons were so vocal about needing it.

>>30268904
>Run in after it, Pokeball in hand

>>30269040
I do not share your feelings on the scumminess of this action.

>>30269051
>I only voted to get rid of Gyrados because people wanted it
Congratulations on being part of the problem. Also, if it was just a small clutch then they would have been outvoted.

>>30269040
But it's exactly because pokemon should be treated as friends that we can't catch any.

Since we don't really have time to even raise our current party.

>>30269083
Giovanni pls go.

>>30269097
While I agree we shouldn't catch anything, I still maintain that we should really get at least three backup pokemon in case something happens, and we get robbed or lose a pokemon. It's really not that hard to switch between pokemon, and now that we have the professor you can't even complain about the ethics of leaving them in a ball in a computer.

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>>30268947
Honestly. you guys were blinded by Vulpix cuteness. Don't know about you but when I voted for Outrage, it was as a finishing move.

>>30269083
There's no market for live 'mon, anyway. The ones given out as casino prizes don't count (Why are casinos giving away pokemon again?)

Now, we COULD use them as part of an illegal narcotics ring: Load up a Kangaskahn with a few kilos of blow, trade it to somebody in Pokemexico, have them trade it back with a pouch full of Pokeyen. Pokecops none the Pokewiser.

>>30269051
ladies and gents the cancer

>>30269139
I suspect the PC might notice something out of whack.

>>30269107
I'd never sell my main three. But beyond them, gotta keep it fluid.

What's Gio's loadout, Persian / Golem / Nidoking / Nidoqueen / Dugtrio / Rhyhorn?

>>30269139
You can't just slap the word "Poke" in front of everything everything, anon.

>>30269152
When several dozen condoms full of coke bust inside a Kangaskahn, I'm sure people would notice.

"Any held items to declare?"

"Define 'Held'."

>>30269188
fuk u ah do wut ah wan.

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>>30269083
>>30269107

It's entirely possible for someone to catch pokemon for the sole purpose of reselling them to others, while still being moral as well as having the high ground. If the pokemon isn't abused or needlessly injured, and isn't used for illegal purposes, it's just a way to do business. I can appreciate not wanting to turn pokemon catching into a career for Kat, but the idea doesn't make you irrevocably evil.

Both of you need to calm down about this, methinks.

>>30269188
PokeHe PokeCan PokeSo.

Pokepurple Pokenurple.

>>30269181
No, it was meant in good jest.
Selling pokemon is most likely considered criminal without some sort of permit.

>>30269181
Giovanni had a pretty great lineup, I love his pokemon.

In the manga he had a bitchin Beedrill that had been with him since childhood, his rhyhorn and nidos were very prominent, and his Persian was always with him in the anime. I don't think his Golem ever got the spotlight though

>>30269234
Manga Giovanni was best Giovanni.

>>30269212
Huh, so anyone who goes out to Catch 'em all is required to keep 'em as balls in the PC?

I don't want that.

I want to be giving Pokes to people who could use them, or people who would like them. A Poke can be friends with people other than its captor!
Especially if its captor already has lots of pokes. Can't spend time with all of 'em, after all. More than 4 is tough, and canonically more than 6 is impossible.

>>30269234
Well there you go. Treat your mains well, and sell your sides off to people who need 'em. Problem fixed.

>>30269234
It should have. Golem rocks.

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"Riastlin! Do you have it? Can you drag it outside?"

There's no sound of a struggle and no response. You run to the room, keeping Devon in his ball for now.

Robin stays behind. "I'll wait here." Her voice trembles a bit. She doesn't seem paralyzed like with Gyarados though. She reaches into her bag.

You enter the room and look around. Raistlin is still sitting in his corner. You're not sure if he didn't do anything, or if it didn't work.

You catch something moving under the covers. You can hear Vance in the hall running to your room

>Try to wrap it in the blanket
>Have Raistlin attack
>Have Devonattack
>Wait for Vance
>Something else

>>30269278
>>Try to wrap it in the blanket

comedic misunderstandings ensue.

>Try to wrap it in the blanket

>>30269264
Well I don't see why you couldn't give them away.
I'm speaking in hypotheticals, really. This isn't something that's been looked on in pokemon.

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>>30269181
>mfw my Squirtle Fuck Warturtle just oneshotted his team

But that's neither here or there.

>>30269278
>Have Raistlin attack
Issue mental commands to him.
"Trap him in the blanket"

>>30269278
KAT USED WRAP

IT'S SUPER FUCKING OVERPOWERED IN GEN 1 MY GOD, AUTOMATIC WIN GOOD GAME SCRUB MOVE #REKT

>>30269264
>More than 4 is tough, and canonically more than 6 is impossible.

so which two do you want to release?

>>30269278
>Try to wrap it in the blanket

>>30269278
>Try to wrap it in the blanket
>>30269295
Then why catch them in the first place, it's burning money. Plus a pokemon is better off with someone who caught it and earned its respect. Part of being a trainer is catching your own pokemon

>>30269278
>Try to wrap it in the blanket

>>30269320
I don't know, catch a pokemon because it's impressed you or something, but be ready to take responsibility for it.
Someone else take up my argument, I need to go to bed.

>>30269278
>Tackle and wrap it in the blankets

>>30269308
None yet. I think Kat's strong enough to keep 6.

Though Trunks isn't getting a lot of love.

Devon, Raistlin, and Vlad are getting a lot of the love at the moment. Good type coverage amongst them, though IIRC we're a bit weak to water.
Honestly I'd keep Zappy Dan as the 4th, if we were FORCED to field only 4 pokes as our team. Though Destiny's bonded to us pretty damn well so it's not an easy choice.

>>30269135
Well congratulations, it is due to your terminal retardation that we were forced to capture Vulpix.
Meanwhile, everyone of reasonable intelligence intended to just let it run off after beating it up some.
>>30269278
>Try to wrap it in the blanket

>>30269336
The problem is that even encountering wild pokemon doesn't make sense if we're not going to take care of it should we catch it, and just beating it up and leaving its unconcious body lying around seems really cruel.

Really the whole setting doesn't work if you treat pokemon as things with feelings.

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>>30269295
Pokeballs put them in stasis. So it's just a bit of initial cruelty and then a lifetime relationship with their new owner. It's not like we had an industrial grade chicken farm or something.

What's that pokemon that look like a Dinosaur and has a bunch of bananas hanging from its head?

>>30269278
>Try to wrap it in the blanket

>>30269408
Tropius?

>>30269387
People wanted to catch it though, not let it run off.
>>30269392
>The problem is that even encountering wild pokemon doesn't make sense if we're not going to take care of it should we catch it, and just beating it up and leaving its unconcious body lying around seems really cruel.
What are you talking about, it's a great way to train without risking our money. And if it was considered cruel to leave them around, I'm sure Robin or Vance would have said something.

>>30269392
Sure it does, just don't have the same empathy with them that you would with people on earth.

Treat them like pets on earth.

People breed and sell pets here all the time and it's legit. You get dogs or horses or cats, make more dogs / horses / cats and sell them to people who want companions.

I'd imagine stray dogs that get caught sometimes get sent to new homes too.

So that's why I'm cool with catching a poke and selling it to someone else.

>>30269422
See that's just it, we're not going and getting a stray dog, this would be more akin to going into a cats natural habitat and poaching it, rather than finding one on the street and giving it a home

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You do know the pokemon won't develop suicidal thoughts if you put them in the box right? The box isn't some nightmarish hellscape and pokemon aren't desperate needy clingy children like Kat.

>>30269370
some People here would rather have Kat slit her wrists than box one of the first six. Because Kat's love pokemon (except Gyarados apparently) so much she immediately abandons them and foists them off onto to other people without even looking them over once.

>>30269278
>>Try to wrap it in the blanket
Remember what older kids in the orphanage taught ya - wrap it before you tap it.

>>30269418
That's it. I looked it up, only 6", I'm taller than it is. I thought these Pokemon would be bigger, but they're not really

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You sneak over to the bed. Carefully. Quietly. You get right next to it. The lump in the bed shifts.

You make your move! You dive on the bed. As quick as you can, you grab two corners of the best and try to grab the others. The lump struggles against you, but you have it trapped. Yes! It's not going anywhere.

Vance bursts into the room and sees you holding whatever is struggling in the blanket. He moves to help out, but before he clears the distance the thing bursts out. No, not burst, slashes it's way out. Everything moves in slow motion for a second as you clearly see a Pokemon fly out. You see Raistlin's eyes glow on the other side of the room, but nothing happens.

Before you can act, it speeds into the bathroom. It's fast. You hear it crashing around in there. Vance runs to your side, arms ready.

>Have Devon run in and attack it
>Try the flute
>Have Vance run in, guard the exit
>Something else

>>30269445
Hmm.
Now that you put it that way I'm not sure any more.

Still greedy enough to ignore feelings for the sake of profit though.

>>30269480
>Have Vance stand ready at backup.
>Have Devon run in and attack

>>30269480
>>Try the flute

mad flute skills

>>30269480
>>Try the flute

>>30269480
Sic Vance on it.

>>Try the flute

Fuck it

>>30269500
>>30269502
What do you think the Flute is going to do

>>30269480
>flute

>>30269480
>Try the flute

Keeps working for us, why stop now?

>>30269527
music soothes the savage beast

its how we caught Devon way back in the beginning.

but you knew that already.

>>30269264
>keep 'em as balls in the PC?
Ranches are a thing you turd.
>>30269480
>Have Vance run in, guard the exit
lol dual weakness

>>30269545
We also had no pokemon back then.
We're not here to sooth it, we're here to get rid of it, and it's even weak to fire

>>30269480
>Have Vance run in, guard the exit
He's Super Effective!

>>30269546
are you mocking based Zappy Dan?

>>30269545
>music soothes the savage beast
Some does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

>>30269561
we escort it out in the pokeball we caught it in.

>>30269480
>Try the flute
it has been a while. and it is better than fighting it.

>>30269546
Dude that's a good idea.
We can SELL pokes to Ranches!
Yes you are the best business partner 8.5/10 have a 8.5% cut.

>>30269566
Sneasel, being DarkIce, is dual weak to FIGHTAN

>>30269573
"Gonna use dis recorder to get mad pussy, like sum kinda pussy wizahd."

>>30269600
But it would go to the PC

>>30269480

Actually, >>30269561 is a good point.
>Have Devon run in and attack it

>>30269617
Why sell them to a ranch when we have enough money to start one?

Then we could pimp out our team as breeding studs once we beat the Elite Four.

"Kat Spunk: When only a Champion will do."

>>30269629
No dude, Pussy -shaman-.

>>30269617
No poke-slaving.

>>30269634
oh, then we should just kill it.

the boxes are pokemon Auschwitz right? you guys keep making a fuss over it so it must be terrible in there.

>>30269649
Fuck yeah, you are the best plan.

>>30269656
Pokemon are inherently slaves.

>>30269655
Why not dual-class? Pussy Bard.

>>30269671
No they aren't.

>>30269662
Come on, Auschwitz was greatly overrated as part of jewish propaganda, and it was the sabotage of supply lines that lead to most of the death.
There was even a rather expensive de-lousing station, to ensure the inmates didn't get typhus, by spraying them with a lice-killing chemical.
If anything, I'd rather send my pokes to Auschwitz than the Box.

>>30269480
>Have Vance run in, guard the exit

He has a type advantage.

>>30269682
Damn son I'm likin' your style.

We need to get a party together.

Pussy Wizard
Pussy Shaman
Pussy Bard
Pussy Paladin

Then it'll be a party.

>>30269691
We beat them stupid, shackle them to small quantum storage balls, and make them fight for our amusement.

Your turn.

>>30269691
>>30269656
we own multiple pokemon. don't give me that "but their our friends spiel." We didn't even check Gyarados' move list before it got boxed.

Do you make your friends fight for your amusement, glory and or money?

>>30269725
But they like doing that.

...

Then again they'd like doing that even if they're fighting for someone else and in someone else's quantum storage ball

So even if not slaves, still tradable.

>>30269720
>Pussy Paladin
Got an Oxymoron in there

>Pussy Bard
And a redundancy

>>30269725
We heal them, feed them, groom them, dress them up, and treat them like friends. Also, we have no idea what it's actually like in a pokeball.

>>30269754
We should put Robin in a pokeball.
And then put a collar on that pokeball.

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"Vance! Wait!" You hold him back. He stops and looks at you as you take out your flute. "Just trust me," you answer the question on his face.

You haven't used it for awhile, but it hasn't let you down. You straighten your back, put it to your lips, and play.

The only noise is the sound of your playing and the Pokemon rummaging in the bathroom. Your playing stays steady, and the rummaging slows down. Vance very carefully eases the door open. You keep playing as you both look inside.

You see the dark Pokemon is still looking around the room and collecting random small objects, but it's a lot slower now, and more reserved. It looks back at the two of you, and then keeps gathering items. It's taking the time to inspect the things it's collecting. It doesn't pay you any more attention.


>Tell it to stop. Maybe you can reason with it
>Tell Vance to catch it
>Devon! Attack! (Specify)
>Something else.

>>30269741
That's because of the autistic faggots who were crying because we caught a pokemon they didn't like.
Also, you're conveniently ignoring all the pokemon that act, model, and star in plays. The pokemon world isn't nearly as narrow as your making it out to me.

>>30269754
It's in our best interest to take care of our slaves. If they can't fight, they can't make us money/gain us glory. We only treat them like friends to make them more compliant.

>>30269764
We could just skip the ball, collar her, and tattoo our initials on her neck where the collar would hide them.

>>30269773
>>Devon! Attack! (Specify)
Ember

time to get an ice type

What's that Pokemon that is actually a tree, and you have to use cut to initiate the battle?

>>30269773
>>Tell it to stop. Maybe you can reason with it
It might be owned already. Hmmmm....

>>30269773
>>Something else.
Keep playing.

>>30269773
>Ask Vance if he wants a crack at it
if not
>>Tell it to stop. Maybe you can reason with it

>>30269773
>Tell Vance to catch it

>Tell it to stop. Maybe you can reason with it

>>30269773
Put it to sleep with the flute, then hit it with a Pokeball.

>>30269754
Man, I remember this one time I was using the Global Trading Network to round out my team, and I got a poke, and then I DIDN'T HEAL IT OR TRAIN IT OR DO ANYTHING lel I'm so edgy.
Actually I EV trained the shit out of it and made it part of my team, with all the healing that implies.

Rolled 3, 10, 10 = 23

>>30269773
>Tell Vance to catch it
It sounds like it can teach Vance some bitchin moves.

>>30269773
>Tell Vance to catch it
But not with a Pokeball or anything. I want him to scorpian deathlock that shit.

>>30269773
POKEDEX GO!

>>30269778
But then how would we find out what's inside a pokeball?

>>30269773
Let's have Vance weaken it a bit with Machop [or did that evolve?] and then capture it.

>>30269773
>Tell Vance to catch it

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>>30269777
>act, model, and star in plays

Cuz all animals being dressed up and stared at. Humiliation and discomfort ain't much of a step up

>>Something else.
"What are you looking for? Maybe I can help."

>>30269480
You should starting doing a "guess that Pokemon" like in the show

>>30269773
Tell Vance to FIGHT it but not catch it unless he wants.

>>30269835
>Generalizing

>>30269869
>Not Generalizing

>>30269826
Vance's Machop could throw a rock at the ground and miss

>>30269931
Gotta nat 1 sometimes.

>>30269943
its sometimes is every time. Its a jobber in every sense of the word.

>>30269974
Damn.

So what should we name the Sneasel?

I'm thinking Bandit

>>30270069
weasel

>>30270069
We need to persuade Vance to nickname his pogeymans.

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Vance inches towards it. He glances to you to see if you have a better plan. You gesture him on to continue. As he's creeping closer to you, you pull out your Pokedex.

"Sneezer. The Atchoo Pokemon. Gesundheit."

That wasn't very helpful.

Vance pounces! He struggles with it but seems generally in control. He threatens him with it's claws, but he doesn't let that scare him. "I've dealt with bigger," he says. That's true, Ursaring does have some giant claws. These look razor sharp though.

It dives at him, but he catches it in mid air and slams it to the ground. It bounces up and tries to get passed him, but Vance catches it by the foot, then puts it in a hold that keeps it from moving it's claws. At least, that's what it looked like. It slips out and they begin fighting again. You only catch half of it from the doorway, but there crashes and curses tell you most of the story. Finally, you panting against the wall, with the Sneezer or whatever it's called barely keeping itself up.

"Got," Vance huffs, "Got a spare Pokeball?" He leans against the wall. "It's tougher than it looks."

>Hand him one
>"Wait! Don't capture it, just grab it."
>Catch it yourself
>Something else

>>30270069
We're not catching him, retard
>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Catch it yourself

>>30270110
>>Hand him one

I wanted it..but he did call dibs...

>>30270110

change>>30270125 to
>Catch it yourself

because >>30270119
is rude

>>30270110
Wait, our inventory sheet says Pokeballs: 0

Do we even have a spare pokeball?

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>>"Wait! Don't capture it, just grab it."
Is there a way to identify if it is owned? Dont wanna waste a ball.

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Catch it yourself
I kinda like this one Vance, do you mind?

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Catch it yourself

>>30270110
>Hand him one
"Any reason you didn't just send out Machop?"

>>30270138
>Trying to steal a pokemon that Vance weakened because someone was rude
Faggot.

>>30270139
We just bought a dozen before coming into the inn i think

>>30270110
>Catch it yourself

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Catch it yourself

>>30270139
we bought some before we went to the inn

>>30270158
it has no owner. can't be stolen.

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
how about just ask if we can have this one, then hand him a ball

>>30270110
>Hand him one
It might be here on someone's orders but only one way to find out.

>>30270158
UR DOUBLEF AGGGGOTTSS

>>30270110
>>Hand him one

>>30270110
>>Catch it yourself

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>>Catch it yourself.

why would you even make that an option, gobble
just why

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>Hand him one

>>30270110
>catch it yourself

Oh wow. Just wow.

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>>30270110
>Hand him one

>inb4numberedvote

>>30270285
probably the best solution

Rolled 6

>>30270285
Numbers.

Vance fought it and weakened it then asked us for a pokeball. There's no reason to catch it.

>>30270327
we could just hand it to him afterwards. just give it to him.

>We have 7 fucking pokemon, some of which are already being neglected
>Vance has fucking 3
>People still want to catch it

its also not in character to grab another pokemon since we JUST told Robin thats why we gave her Vulpix instead of keeping her.

>>30270347
Or we could let him catch his own pokemon.

>>30270352
I think it is legitimate spite at this point. That's the only reason I can see.

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>>30270352
>catching pokemon in pokemon quest

fucking scandalous!

>>30270375
Vance needs a full team.

>>30270352
Shitposter-kun decided to switch from the anti-yuri platform to the make really dumb decisions platform

>>30270347
No we can't, since it'd be sent to the PC.

Gobble is kill

>>30270393
I mean people saying WE should catch it.

It makes no sense and should be ignored.

>>30270392
>catching a pokemon someone else fought and wants
>Being a douche

>>30270426
Ah. My bad, then.

I mean, it should be caught, but we don't need to keep it.

>>30270400
oh no! a short walk to the pokemon center!

>>30270428
this argument seems to happen every time the opportunity to catch a pokemon occurs.

>>30270478
This argument has never occured, because we never tried to catch something someone else did all the work on, and literally just asked us for a pokeball to catch it on their own

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You toss him a ball.

"Thanks," he says as he throws it at the weak Pokemon. The ball hits the floor and wiggles, then clicks. Vance leans over to pick it up.

The owner comes running into the room, followed by Robin from the other side. "You did it! It was a Pokemon after all! Of course! No wonder the traps for it didn't work, they were all for Ghost Pokemon."

"Is everyone alright?" Robin runs over to Vance to check him out.

"I'm fine," Vance assures her. He looks a little roughed up, but not nearly as bad as after his scrap with Ursaring. "It was more slippery than strong."

"I can't thank you enough." The old man pats Vance on the back, and looks to you and Robin. "You've done me a great service."

Now is probably a good time to ask about that reward.

>Ask for lots of money
>Ask for a small amount of money
>No reward needed. You just want to get some rest
>Ask for something else

>>30270513
>Ask Vance and Robin what they think we should ask for.
We are getting two free rooms though, for us and Robin, and one for Vance. A different room with no peepholes

>>30270513
>Ask for something else
His other honour.

>Ask for something else
Lifetime passes to his hotel. We don't need any money.

>>30270513
>Ask for something else
The camera. He's not going to need it anymore, can be pawned off for a nice bit of coin, and ensures he doesn't film porn of us.

>>30270513
I think free room and board whenever we're in the area to start, and maybe we could give the Pokemon to the geezer? He could train it "haunt" the guests. Retool the resort into a sort of "haunted hotel" attraction in order to regain some of that business he lost.

>>30270513
We're definitely asking for free board and room service.

>>30270555
>and maybe we could give the Pokemon to the geezer
The Pokemon that's not ours?

>>30270513
>>Ask for something else
one free night.

>>30270503

the Vance did the work thing I can understand, but the post I originally quoted didn't bring that up and instead went for an infantile "ur neglectful" appeal to pathos. as if having more than 6 pokemon is a terrible terrible thing.

>Gyarados shitstorm
>vulpix

I don't think its going to stop anon

>>30270528
BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>30270513
Free room and board, and maybe some hot meals?

>>30270513
>Ask for something else
>>30270536
>>30270546

>>30270580
"We" as in "the team." Don't be a fucking autist.

>>30270513
Ask where he put the tapes.

You know. The ones he 'destroyed'.

;)

>>30270513
>Free lodging, fixed price option to invest in the hotel- business might start picking up

>>30270555
I was thinking that too. There had to be a reason why this Sneasel came to this inn.

>>30270629
Why the fuck would Vance want to give it up?
If he wants to then he can, but we shouldn't make an offer on his behalf. That's a really fucking shitty thing to do to your "team mate"

>>30270629
Autists are the only ones here.

>>30270555
I nominate Trunks because he's a ghost.
and he sucks

>>30270668
Oh for fuck's sake you can't be this god-damned retarded. Of course we're going to discuss it with him first, you dumb cunt. Jesus.

>>30270682
because that anon clearly knows everything about Vance.

>>30270664
to steal shit

>>30270682
No, we shouldn't even fucking bring it up. It's a stupid idea in the first place, and we have absolutely no reason to even suggest giving away a pokemon, much less someone elses. What are we, fucking Santa claus? Are we some sort of walking charity?

>>30270697
>>30270697
But why then? Is he building a nest or did somebody set him up for that? Could Sneasel even be captured if he was somebody else's property?

>>30270708
You're a dumbass. Full stop, completely incapable of thought. Go suck on the business end of a shotgun and learn to work the trigger with your fucking toe.

>>30270742
Great argument there.

>>30270739
you can't catch pokes that already belong to others.

>>30270708
>we have absolutely no reason to even suggest giving away a pokemon

you hear that Vulpix and Magikarp?

>>30270513

Free room and board while we are here?

could spend a while chilling out in the hotsprings area before having to move on... maybe do some investigations about the stolen pokemon and Team Imperial...

>>30270746
I'm not going to argue with somebody incapable of putting two and two together. If you can't understand the plan, then fuck off.

>>30270765
Magikarp and Vulpix were both to a close friend, also Magikarp was to help her get over her fear of Gyrados and Vulpix was because we were already overstocked on pokemon. This however, is not our pokemon, and not our friend. It is in fact, some jackass who was trying to film us in our room earlier.

>>30270790
you do know his excuse was valid and legitimate? There really was something roaming the inn and harassing the guests

>>30270784
What plan? Give away someone elses pokemon to some stranger to help him out? Why would we? We're not some walking charity-case, that's not something an orphan who was stealing wallets a week ago would do

>>30270819
>you do know his excuse was valid and legitimate?
Explain why he was still filming when he already had proof that it existed then.

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"Then I guess that means we can stay for free."

The old man laughs. "Of course! Any time you wish. You may have just saved my business!"

That went better than expected. "How about the camcorder too?"

He doesn't know what to make of that request. "Well, I don't see why not I suppose. I won't be needing it anymore." He begins to get really excited. "I need to tell people that it's safe again. The 'haunting' was just a single Pokemon. Not even a Ghost Pokemon either. Almost cute, even."

Vance looks at the Pokeball in his hand.

"What are you going to do with it?" Robin asks.

"I don't know. I just didn't want it to get away. I guess we'll just release it somewhere away from here."

>Sounds like a good plan
>Encourage Vance to train it
>Ask Vance if he wants to give it to the owner
>Something else

>>30270831
>Give away pokemon
>Use it to attract business to the hotel
>Use revenue to improve it
>Lifetime free membership
>Eventual five-star resort where we get the VIP treatment

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>30270784

what plan browbeat Vance into giving up the Sneasel he just caught? Great plan there.

if Vance wants to give up his pokemon he will offer it himself.

>>30270845
>Encourage Vance to train it
Surely he can learn more fighting styles from it?

>>30270845
>Encourage Vance to train it

>Encourage Vance to train it

Vance needs more Pokemon. Nigga ain't about to give it away.

>>30270845
>Something else
ask for it.

we don't have an ice type yet.

>>30270852
Just how many times do you think we'll even come back here once we beat the Gym?

>>30270852

I wanted to invest in shit and even I think that's retarded.