It's early when you wake up- the sun isn't even below the horizon and your alarm clock reads 04:45. Despite the sleep on the ferry, you'd still gotten home far too late- if you'd ever been in the mood to skip Senshado practice it would be this morning. Fortunately, though, you aren't in the mood to skip one of the more enjoyable things in your life- besides your crew needs you! So roll yourself out of bed and sleepily walk out into the front room. And then stop dead in your tracks.You are Miho Nishizumi, Oorai's Senshado Captain and commander of the Panzerkampfwagen IV and Russells is asleep in your living room- snoring away with his head over the back of your couch. Your brain scrambles back and forth- Russells had escorted you home last night, then you'd went to bed and you don't remember him leaving and you're a mess right now and oh God.You then finally realise you're not wearing pants.>Back away. Slowly.>Let him sleep- try to make it to the kitchen.>Panic.>Other.
>>30135062>Let him sleep- try to make it to the kitchen.
>Other.Breathe.Think.Get some fluids.
>>30135062> acquire spare uniform, then shower quickly.
>>30135062>>Let him sleep- try to make it to the kitchen.If we don't have a giant headache, the worst is behind us. Go get a glass of water.
>>30135062>Panic.Because let's face it, this would be kind of funny
>>30135062>Panic.No better way to start the day than with a freak-out!that and we're overdue for spaghetti.>>30135215see? anon agrees with me.Now then, WHO'S READY FOR SUPER ANNIHILATION BATTLE?
>>30135062No matter what else we do, remain calm.
>>30135271why? that's so... boring.
>>30135062>Panic
>>30135296You'll have to excuse me for not being a fan of the idea of sperging out over every little thing for the lulz. Miho doesn't really seem to be the type to do that, anyway.
>>30135271
>>30135367>>30135296Besides, being eerily calm can be amusing in its own way.
>>30135390>>30135062Stay eerily calm, time to make Russels a little uncomfortable...but it could backfire and he could be perfectly comfortable with us prancing around and getting ready...which is also good.
Panic
>>30135431I like this idea.
>>30135466really its win/win
>>30135367I understand why some people and/or characters might not like that idea. It's a personal choice, nothing wrong either way.>>30135390yeah, I seem to remember a gif that fits this back when I was reading this quest in the the archives. It was a calm faced, icy-smiled Miho with disturbing, shifting eyes. I think the context was a joke about Miho's reaction when we thought that Russel and Mako might get together due to their grandparents.
>>30135431the first part of that statement makes me think Yandere Miho. Is that what you're going for?
>>30135062>>Other.Scream. Panic. Defenstrate a chair.Not necessarily in that order.
>>30135609No, going for mischief Miho from when she and Russles were trolling the other love birds way back when.
>>30135062>Other.Acquire pants.Start up some coffee.Panic while putting pants on and making coffee.
>>30135712Don't froget the trolling between them before they started dating
>>30135609It is.
>>30135639yes, this! its perfect! If you woke up next to the girl you were trying to make a good impression on with a hangover and no memory of last night, how would you react? And, fo rthose of you who think its out of charecter, remember when we first kissed miho, she did have a very brief breakdown. Miho's not immune to shock, she's just very good at adapting.>>30135712Ok, I like that. Sets the tone for what hopefully will be the SAB. that does raise the question of what she's say/do when he wakes up? I'm not sure she'd go the length of implying sex, so acting like their a newlywed couple perhaps?
>>30135062>panic
>>30135062> get skirt, shower, get congee for breakfast.
>>30135062> Let him sleep.
>>30135765ok, now I REALLY want to find that gif. Could someone who has it please post it? Also, /k/, could you elaborate on the specifics of a Yandere Miho? I have my notebook ready.
>>30135062>PanicAw yiss.
>>30135062>PanicIt's just like my japanese animes
>>30135062>>Let him sleep- try to make it to the kitchen.
>>30136009Really? I wonder why? Tone: sarcastic.
>>30136037Isn't it fun pissing against the tide?
>>30135062>PanicThis could be glorious.
>>30136056You gotta vote your heart, man.
>>30135062>Time to panicOhgodohgodohgodohgod
>>30136190I love using this image. I really do.
It's before dawn, there is a boy asleep on your couch, and you're not wearing pants. You instinctively take a step backwards to run back into your room and hide- unfortunately the back of your foot catches on the side of something and a flash of pain shoots up your leg, you spin around and take another step before kicking your little toe against the foot of a small table against the wall.You reflexively pull your foot up to protect your little toe, spinning yourself around again as you hop on one foot, lose your balance and fall backwards against the wall whereupon you are met by perhaps the single most painful moment of your life as the living room lights come up all at once. Your eyes, dilated from the darkness burn as you call out in pain, and then the idea of light hits the part of your brain that deals with being hung over.You squeel in pain bring your other arm up to cover your eyes before crashing forward onto the floor. "OH GOD!' YOu squeel as your somersault once before landing on your back in front of the couch, staring up at a wide awake Russells, stunned that a half-naked girl just crashed through half the room.He opens his mouth to say something. Words don't come out so he closes it.>"Um. Good morning!">"I'M SORRY!">Fly! Fly you fool to your pants!>Other.
>>30136265>"Um. Good morning!"Yowch
>>30136265>>"Um. Good morning!"Perhaps if we play cool he won't notice we have no pants.
>>30136265>Um. Good morning!"
>>30136265>"I'M SORRY!">Fly! Fly you fool to your pants!
>>30136310why not
>>30136265>"Um. Good morning!"this is where the rapid adaptation of the Miho comes in.>Captcha: accordingly ryucacscaptcha votes accordingly with this!
>>30136265>"Um. Good morning!"
>>30136265>:3Um, Good morning
>>30136310>>30136335He'll notice... he's just pull out the "act like a T-rex is staring at you" defense: don't move and it's go away. All the while he's freaking out in his head.
>>30136265>Other"This is a dream. Go back to sleep. No need for anyone to get hurt." Wave your arms around a bit, as though casting a spell. We're already inches away, might as well go for audacious to match our clumsy.
>>30136381if he woke up groggy, sure. Screaming, crashing, half-naked chick waking you up? you're wide awake.
>>30135561>"Um. Good morning!"Now's your chance, Miho! Say you wish to make breakfast together!
>>30136484"You are having tacos, and I am having sausage!"
>>30136527
>>30136527Perfect! We've got to use this!
>>30136265>"Um. Good morning!"KEEP IT COOL GURL
>>30136527AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH>>30136265>"Um. Good morning!"
>>30136527MBison_yes.gifThis is glorious.
>>30136265>>"Um. Good morning!"
>>30136930Hi Vanya! Hows the Miho x Maho coming?
>>30136381I wish I'd thought of that as a choice.
>>30136265>Um. Good morning!And with the biggest, brightest blush possible.
>>30136265>Spontaneously combust
>>30137029sadly, too late now. plus, the only way I see that working is if Russel thinks "I'e put up with enough crazy last night, I'm not doing more this morning", rolls over and goes back to sleep.>>30137073Sounds like a plan. also, Hi! Welcome to the quest!
>>30137029Ok, then go with that one. I am not wed to my vote. I think that is probably the funniest one so far.
>>30137121funnier than >>30136527?
>>30137172No, but I didn't see that one earlier.
>>30137029Who's to say you didn't? Because I'm pretty sure I saw it in the initial post, and I'm even more sure that I voted for it. In fact, it seems to be the most popular option out of all of them.You wouldn't want to disappoint your quest followers would you BlackJack?
>>30137222true... but I still think that>>30136527 should be used somewhere.
>>30137314It really should.That is how Miho will spill her spaghetti.
>>30137335>MFW Miho losing her mind=accidental sex joke.
"Um." You say quietly, brain scrambling. "G-good morning!" You manage, feeling as though you could cook an egg on your cheek. The heat seems to pulse in time with the shocks of main echoing through your skull. You squint your eyes, still sensitive to the light.Above you, Russells, seemingly knowing your state of dress, keeps careful eye contact. "Morning." He says in a neutral tone. His complete lack of a negative reaction- no screaming or yelling or running around, makes you blush harder. "I don't suppose I can convince you this is all a dream and you should go back to sleep?" You attempt, meekly.Russells shakes his head, a blush slowly starting to form as he realises the situation you've found yourself in. "Sorry." He says meekly as he closes his eyes and turns around on the couch. "You can go get... uh... dressed. I won't look!"YOu pick yourself up from the floor- now that you have a moment to think there are a number of questions- Why is Russells in your living room? Why does your head feel like it's been hit by a D-25 shell? Oh god, you're still not wearing any pants.>Pants first. Questions later.>"Russells, why are you in my living room?">Other.
>>30137500>"Russells, why are you in my living room?"Pants are overrated
>>30137500>"Russells, why are you in my living room?"He then says >>Pants first. Questions later.
>>30137500>>"Russells, why are you in my living room?"Fuck pant, panties are awesome.
>>30137500Also tell him we gonna make breakfast for him, Tacos for him, Sausage for us.Cause we gonna say the damn line.
>>30137500 >"Russells, why are you in my living room? A-and y-you can l-look if you w-want. I d-don't mind it i-it's you.
>>30137500Number two, but we really should say that more nicely.>"Russells, um, what exactly, um, happened last night? I don't quite recall how we all ended up in... the same house."
>>30137590Hell yeah!>>30137597nice line, but Miho's no tsundere.>>30137601save that detail for over breakfast
>>30137500>"Russells, why are you in my living room?"Don't need physical pants if you're already wearing the pants in the relationship.
>>30137500Russells, why are you in my living room
>>30137500>"Russells, why are you in my living room?"also>lean over to check the waste bin for a used condom
>>30137675That way to OOC.
>>30137734Anon's got a point, anon
>>30136999Uh. It's, uh, going well. Definitely well. Definitely. Totally. I'm not at all bullshitting you. I'm sort of bullshitting you. I'm probably going to start working on it tonight sometime. Also, I never promised Miho x Maho would be lewds. It might be feels.
>>30138133hey, no problem comrade. Never force something when you write. I out to know, given the less-than-stellar stuff I wrote awhile back for this quest. It also helps if you get someone to read it before you post/submit. you take your time Vanya.
You sit up, the pain in your head throbbing to such a degree that you almost feel nautious. You wince a bit but stop as you look at the back of Russells head. "Uh, Russells?" You ask- at least as long as his eyes are closed as he's turned away from you your modesty is unthreatened."Yeah?" You've heard all sorts of voices from Russells- bellowing anger, confusion, dangerous quiet and jovial exuberance. This is the first time you've ever heard him make a noise that sounded anything like a squeek.You search for words carefully- "Um... I don't remember... Uh... How did you..." You swallow before deciding on perhaps on of the more awkward statements you've ever made. "How did we come to end up in the same house?" Yeah- a great speaker you're not.You can actually hear Russells swallow. "Well... After you went to bed I thought I'd just sit down for a second..." He starts, "I didn't mean to fall asleep I just sat down and the next thing I know the lights are on and you're on the floor in front of me!" he finally spits out. Considering how much sleep he'd probably gotten it's actually a solid story. "I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to see-" He stammers a second. "I didn't mean to startle you like that!">"It's okay!">"You owe me breakfast!">Other.
>>30138454>"You owe me breakfast!"Take command of situation
>>30138454>"You owe me breakfast!""You'll have tacos I'll have sausage."It shall be glorious.
>>30138508yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
>>30138454>"It's okay!"Startled phase is over. Time for awkward stammering.
>>30138508Oh god yes. F2B moment right here.
>>30138454>"It's okay!"
>>30138508Good God, are you trying to kill the man?
>>30138508Breakfast it is! Give him a hug, as well, telling him he needs to cook while we go get dressed.
>>30138554no, just troll the living daylights out of him.
>>30138508This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This This
>>30138573we do that after Russel figures out the joke.
>>30138554Anon you know what I want to see is Russells choking on his internal organs ( or all the spaghetti that's been vomited shall we say ).
>>30138454>You owe me breakfast.Say it with a smirk
>>30138610we have been far overdue for a spaghetti moment.>>30138655then we hit him with>>30138508
>>30138454>>"You owe me breakfast!"Pancake time!
>>30138508Man this is so far out of character like damn
>>30138508>>30138524>>30138577
>>30138753actually, we got Miho hooked on trolling when we first met up with Saori and her new boyfriend. we actually had to tell her when to cut it off. for the show, totally. here: we have a brave and bold Miho. A Miho who has 'Let It Go.'>>30138781eh, sanity is for the weak anyway.
I forgot this was oncrap, I gotta finish something for once since its a special occasion. RINALEWDS WHEN? TONIGHT!
"It's okay, Russells." You say- aside from the fact that you made yourself look like an idiot, you really don't mind him crashing- if he was tired enough to pass out on your couch like that it's probably better that he didn't try to walk all the way home. He's still turned around on the couch with his eyes closed as you get up and- carefully- walk back towards your room.As you go through the door though, you turn and give him a smile that he doesn't see. "You owe me breakfast for this!" You say, summoning up an authoritative tone. "It better be good! Eggs and..." You think for a second. "Sausage! I want sausage!" It takes you a second after you get back in your room before the implications of that hit you and you blush furiously. As you get dressed, you check your toe and foot for injury- luckily nothing had been bruised or broken but your pride. And your head- oh god it was still pounding. You don't normally wish harm on people, but you pounding in your brain gives you thoughts- terrible thoughts of what you'd like to do to Saori, your radiowoman.Meanwhile though- you already hear the kitchen's stove running and the clanging of pots and pans- the little domiciles for students without family on the carrier game pretty-well furnished- unfortunately that you don't cook much. But, from the smells that come wafting into your room a few minutes later Russells knows his way around a kitchen.After you're fully dressed you head into the kitchen and find Russells cooking with furious abandon- evidently taking your request to heart. You smile and sit down at the small table.>"So, how do we get revenge on Saori?">"I didn't do anything embarassing last night.>"So what are you making?">Other.
>>30139388>"So, how do we get revenge on Saori?"Painfully.
>>30139388>"So, how do we get revenge on Saori?"1) yes2) How do we know this
>>30139414Miho knows Saori gave her the wine. It's just the parts afterward she forgot.
>>30138814Nonna's boyfriend pls go>>30139388>"So, how do we get revenge on Saori?"
>>30139388>"So, how do we get revenge on Saori?"Russel: we treat the spies to a special type of match we did back in the States: Super Annihilation.
>>30139388Sneak up and give him an attack-hug while he's not paying attention to us. He must know we appreciate delicious food.Do not mention sausage again. We must wait and weaponize such a subject later. We shall discuss our revenge on Saori, specifically, what we tell her about what happened last night. "I don't really recall, but Russells did give me sausage for breakfast, and that was great."
>>30139478That only works if you're both female, busty, and the cook is also deliciously brown and muscular.
>>30139478^This >http://yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.com/
>>30139478I would like this...>>30139685Lies. Hugs and snuggles are always good.
>>30139705I'd drop the "hugs for the hug god" line, but I fear that its getting stale.
>>30139754Seems semi-relevant.
>>30139788I did not think of that. Thanks anon.
>>30139705you don't even know what I'm referencing?Jesus christ what has the internet come to.
>>30139478+1
>>30139478>This
>>30139975no, but we are willing to learn.
>>30139975I damn well know what you're referencing. It's just I'm not sure how that exact picture relates to this beyond the cooking and the surprise that will be on Russells's face.
>>30140000thatsthejoke.jpgAlso NOT KISSING YOU
>>30140021Enh, it's late, I'm tired and subtle jokes are bad on teh interwebs. Plus it's been awhile since I've seen it so I don't remember all the details.
You stare at the wall, before putting your face in your hands to protect you from the cursed light. Your skull still sounds like it's being driven over by an entire battallion of heavy tanks. And so you think of terrible things. Terrible, TERRIBLE things. And then Russells puts a plate of eggs and sausage on the table in front of you and your life gets better.Manners be damned, you have two pieces of sausage wolfed down before he even manages to sit down across from you. "This is really good!" You say, mouth half-full. "I didn't even know I had sausage!" You say absently before taking a bite of eggs- nicely seasoned and with a bit of thyme."You, uh..." Russells says, staring at your unleashed appetite. "You didn't- I ran over to the little corner store down the street." He says. "Got the eggs there, too. And the thyme." He takes a bit of his plate. "You really should stock your kitchen better.""I was just kidding!" You say, stopping mid-bite. "You didn't have to..." He shrugs and continues eating. "So- Saori must pay dearly for what she has inflicted on me." You state bluntly.Russells stops mid-chew and stares at you as if you'd suddenly grown a second nose. "Wait... Revenge?" He says, before a smile spreads across his face. A wicked smile. "I know revenge. What did you have in mind?">She must know your pain!>She must know your embarrassment!>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.>Other.
>>30140225>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.SUPER ANNIHILATION BATTLE TIME!
>>30140225>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.
>>30140225>>She must know your embarrassment!>>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.
>>30140225>>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.The only question is how...I suggest something with kittens.
>>30140225>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.So, an orgy?
>>30140288please save that stuff for pastebin lewds, thank you.
>>30140225>She must know embarrassment!>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.
>>30140225>>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.Go for the two-fer!
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2014/02/09-1/girls-und-panzer-ova-screening-events-scheduled-in-julyPIZZA TANKS
>>30140225>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.None shall be spared.
>>30140404about damm time they gave Anchovy her time to shine!
>>30140225>She must know your pain!>She must know your embarrassment!>We need to screw with her *and* Richard.We have created a monster, gentlemen.
>>30140404The lewd things I would do to that team.
>>30140225>She *and* Richard must know your pain and embarrassment!too easy
>>30140404That reminds me; this appeared recently, much to my delight: https://yande.re/post/show/280079/assam-darjeeling-girls_und_panzer-orange_pekoe-sug
"I must've been acting like a drunken lunatic last night..." You begin, clenching your fist before taking another bite. "And I can only guess how you must have looked- sitting there eating dinner with an inebriated schoolgirl!" You hit the table with your fist. "You probably looked like some perverted foreigner because of her!" Russells looks down a bit, blushing. "And I was giggling and talking like... like a drunken schoolgirl!" Your mind, partially blinded as it is by the hangover, fails to find better wording.Russells looks up at you. "Don't forget- it was Richard's work as well. He didn't give you the drinks but...""Then Richard will know our fury as well!" You say suddenly. "They ruined our night..."Russells raises his hand meekly. "Actually, you seemed like you were having a good time- I wouldn't say the night was-""They could've ruined our night!" You correct yourself- Russells is right, it a great time had been had by both of you! "Russells, we are going to make them feel that embarassment!" And so, you talk, and plan, and scheme. You also walk to Russells house so he can get dressed before Senshado practice- he's still in the street clothes he'd been wearing for nearly an entire day and night, now. He insists on taking a shower as well, but you've got plenty of time.>Plan something immediate- strike while you can!>Revenge is a dish best served cold.>Other.
>>30140759>Plan something immediate- strike while you can!Surprise Training From Hell! SAB, here we come!-how's that for an episode title?
>>30140759>>Other.Let them know you're planning something, keep them looking over their shoulders all the time. Then when they let their guard down, as if they think you've forgotten, you strike.
>>30140759>Miho using the Royal WeOh good God, too adorable.>>Plan something immediate- strike while you can!A good commander knows when to seize the initiative! We must do so here and now!
>>30140759Peek in the shower.
>>30140759>Revenge is a dish best served cold.
>>30140759>Other-join him in the shower
>>30140759>Other.Two pronged assault, immediate vengeance to provoke a false sense of security, followed later on by massively disproportionate retribution one you're had time to plan
>>30140759Either of these work.>>30140811>>30140833
>>30140811Yes
>>30140811>>30140833>>30140851You three, see pic.
>>30140864
>>30140759>>Revenge is a dish best served cold.Also peek
>>30140864AND
>>30140881
>>30140759>Other.>Where's Grandpa?
So is the high amount of shenanigans voters because it's Sunday or what?
>>30140759>Revenge is a dish best served cold.Also>>30140811+1
>>30140759>Other.Forget this revenge crap.That's like... Erika tier pettiness right there.
>>30140922I dunno. They seem to think this is LGA
>>30140922Personally, trolls are catching on. they want their hourly dose of fapfic at other people's expense.
>>30140936LGA a shit
>>30140936we could very well be getting some of these parasites from there, looking for new content to drain.
>>30140936I haven't kept up with LGA- is it that lewd?
>>30140969That's awful hostile there broseph.
>>30140970no, just the total opposite of this, in every bad way possible.
>>30140991That's too bad- I was planning on catching up on it this week. I've heard it was pretty good.
>>30141003good concept, on a site like spacebattles where you can't just go all 'lol yolo' and people generally know what they're talking about. But on 4chan... worst possible place for it. if you want a quest about running your own schoolship and tanking team with all the logistics that come with it, Spacebattles has one that takes place in a 'season 2' timeline after the anime. You should check it out.
>>30141003Read it, it's kind of good. I'm more interested in the Battles and purchasing options than the story mostly.
>>30141003I love both LGA and yours.The problem is Schteel seems like to tease reader with Trude and Kitty 'totally not Lesbian' antics *coughHickeycough*, but overall its a nice read.
>>30141061> *coughHickeycough*What.Seems I have some catching up to do. I only read it for the Trude/Kitten dynamic. mostly
>>30141003It is.
>>30141003It's pretty alright, but the community is significantly less chill than hereeveryone's calling each other /u/-boaters, wehraboos, slavshits, tank autists. Nobody pays attention to the people posting legit info on tanks. Oh, and a couple of them hate you for raping the canon.I just read the post content at this point. Schteel is really good at pumping out a lot of content within the time it takes a thread to fall off the board.
>>30141111>Oh, and a couple of them hate you for raping the canon.Right? When I saw someone talking about this Quest in a negative manner, I was going to reply, but then I thought "nah" so I didn't
Just think it like this;LGA is some sort of Team Management Simulator Game, while GuPQ is to be Visual Novel. Both are enjoyable in their own way.
>>30141111is there a way to filter the contents of a thread on /suptg/? 'cause I'd love to go and read LGA without all the sheer hate and rage currently present.>>30141129yeah, this guy's got it down. still think the spacebattles version is superior, but that's just me.
>>30141142Just skip right to Schteel post.
>>30141129There is only one thing I don't like about LGA, and it's having to use points to perform simple maneuvers or to order your team
>>30141142There sure is!Click the 'settings' menu in the top right of every 4chan board page, go to 'Filters and highlights'. Have fun.
>>30141142ctrl+f "[scteel's tripcode]"That'll let you skip to posts made by scteel
>>30141142Just ctrl+f Schteels trip if it's that bad, noones compiled it into a ebook or anything.
>>30141161>>30141167>>30141169got it, thanks guys!
>>30141161That don't work on suptg ya durn kripple!
>>30141169>ctrl+f "[scteel's tripcode]"That gives me an idea. when everything it said and done, in about two years, would anyone object if I just compiled the story bits into a googledoc and call it cinematic mode?>>30141182ok, does the tripcode still work there or is there something else?
>>30141182Don't you have porn to write you silly upside down person?
>>30141201Searching the page for Schteels trip will still workbeing an archive, though, the filtering system doesn't work. Filtering DOES work on 4chan itself, though.Actually I need to go double check if filtering isn't a thing on suptg
>>30141201Ctrl+f'ing the tripcode works anywhere.
>>30141030>spacebattles>people generally know what they're talking aboutI spent me early teen years on spacebattles and you're full of shit, but not nearly as full of shit as they are. The ones who say they understand the subject the most generally just know who to find mostly credible sources and just parrot the articles that they link.
>>30141203Pah! Yes.
>>30141217>>30141223ok, one last dumb question from the newfag: how/where do I find a tripcode? is it the random bunch of text next to the names?>>30141231eh, the older ones tend to anyway. if you want peole who spend WAY too much time researching fictional militarism beyond the point of OCD, look no further. Not to mention the requirement for making an account and a more active mod presence to weed out the... non-contributors.
>>30141267Yes, the jumble of characters next to my name is my tripcodealso read the FAQ
>>30141267ok, answered my own question and figured it out. Thanks for the help!
>>30141267Yes, exactly! (For a newfag, you catch on quick) To give an example, my tripcode would be !!O4zZuNcAXAx, while Jack's is !!hcUSYLDTxkV. Comprendez-vous?
>>30141299Si, Senor!
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/584789/e2ca785ca7/ Let's have some Miho x Maho lewds in the meantime!
>>30141330>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/584789/e2ca785ca7/obligatory pic reply here.
>>30141336And yet you're going to read it anyway, aren't you? :D
>>30141336>implyingComrade, are you truly implying the best form of love as handed down to us by Comrade Stalin's beautiful daughter and granddaughters is forbidden? You best cheeki breeki yourself before I do it for you.
>>30141330Why is the interior of that tank so damn roomy?
>>30141370Because tiny asian little girls
>>30141370Hitler knew his tanks would eventually be the site of passionate romances between sisters in Japan and thus decreed it be so.
>>30141330Hey Vanya, you taking notes on what and what not to do?>>30141355Tone: playing along. All right comrade, no need to call the commissariat. >>30141344what the hell you think I'm doing right now?
Russells emerges from the bathroom damp, but thankfully for your higher brain functions, fully clothed. It's exceedingly rare to find a scrawny or fat tanker since running a tank is a very physical activity, require a lot of lifting, moving, wrenching and climbing- and that's before you even start the engine, and Russells is nothing if not fastidious in his Pershing's upkeep. The results, for almost anyone involved is a relatively fit body."I think I've got an idea." He says with an evil-looking smile. "If you're willing to play a long game with them..." He leans against the wall, grin widening as he thinks. "We can't just have some silly prank here- we need to get psychological on them."You cock your head. "What's your idea?" You say- wondering what could be worse than spiking Saori's water bottle during a tanking match and listening to her radio chatter among the team."Alright so..." Russells begins. "Richard knows me- he knows I am petty and vengeful. So, Saori will know too." You nod along with him as he talks. "He'll expect something grand and terrible, but he won't know when. We let them think something terrible is coming- we can start a rumor that we're working on something big- and let them suffering for days imagining the worst possible punishments." And then his grin becomes even wider. "And all the while, we don't have to do a thing- their imaginations torture them for us!""So... we don't do anything?" You say, closing an eye."Well, once we let them suffer for a week or two, we do something small and inconsequential. The damage is already done by that part- they'll be nervous wrecks always looking over their shoulder- every time they enter a room they'll wonder what's waiting for them!" He can abrely keep himself from giggling at this point.>"You are a terrible, terrible person, Russells. I like it!">"I think that might actually be too much!">"Can't we do something more direct?">Other.
>>30141382>"Can't we do something more direct?"Miho wants her blood-lust sated!
>>30141382>>"You are a terrible, terrible person, Russells. I like it!"These two are going to be totally freaky in bed, I know it.
>>30141382>tent fingers"Excellent.">>30141379>Hey Vanya, are you taking notesHeehee
>>30141382>>"You are a terrible, terrible person, Russells. I like it!"
>>30141267>WAY too much time researching fictional militarism beyond the point of OCD, look no further.I'm honestly not sure weather you're referring to spacebattles or /tg/ here. But given the number or "(fictional army) vs US army threads I've put up with from SB I'm guessing its the former. Funny story, I saw a thread on SB asking about 4chan once, based on what I read it seems like a lot of spacebattlers seem to "graduate" to fa/tg/us. Heck, I bet that threads still up. I'll see if I can find it.>Not to mention the requirement for making an account and a more active mod presence to weed out the... non-contributors.While I agree with you on the second point I should probably quote the latest banner announcement.>We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Believe me, we looked down the entire 80k+ user list and the only people we could find to moderate were Apocal and EarthScorpion.
>>30141382>>Tent fingers. "Excellent.">>30141379>>30141407Yes. Being made of steel, sometimes it's hard to figure out where all those appendages go.
>>30141407>notes1. keep in mind the location there the acts are taking place. tanks are cramped. >>30141444mention lots of 'maneuvering' in between positions.2. keep the narration simple and to the point (that's the one problem I had with the anzu fapfic. too overblown, took inself too seriously.)3. realistic dialog. >>30141433I was admittedly sticking with the creative writing subforum, so perhaps I'm just putting so many filters on my viewing that I view a small section as representing the entire site.>spacebattlers graduating to /tg/.this is the first I've heard of this. but again, see above filter statement.
>>30141499http://pastebin.com/mGNz5U8NAND I FUCKING QUOTE>"and he still seethed with righteous indignation, the fury of thousands of American tankers crying to be let loose upon her so that she might know their distress."How am I taking that too seriously. HOW.
Well, since I'm at a wall and I can't really write right now, anyone want to make feedback/comments on Rinalewds? It's the first time I've written smut. I think I might've made drunk Rina too assertive and too different from her normal, so far observed personality in SaS, but there's a lot of as yet unwritten character development in the intervening months since I'd introduced her, when she asks mysterious anon out, and when they decide to go all the way. Not even sure if Rinalewds should be canon or not. The only established male characters in SaS are Josh, the team commander, and Vinn, the driver.Anyway, enough of my ranting. http://pastebin.com/TG7BDu45
>>30141560Ok, bad choice of word son my part. What I was trying to say is that the narration it too Over The Top for my tastes This is just me however. I know a lot of people here like that kind of narration, I'm just not one of them.
>>30141588>http://pastebin.com/TG7BDu45bretty gud.
>>30141588Whoah. You actually finished it.
>>30141628ARMANI SILK BOXERS™Still my favorite part of that. Russells is a boxers man, I think, for the greater comfort, and the silk wicks the sweat away something wonderful.>>301415889/10 would fap to again
>>30141588hey, you do whatever you want Sentinel. you've done a good job of setting everything up, you can take the story wherever you want. if you're looking for suggestions on characterization, drunk Rina is fine. "canon" or not is up to you.
>>30141645YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END?it isn'tjust not so sure if I can actually write penetration since I've not actually done that yet
>>30141675>write penetration since I've not actually done that yenever written about penetration?
>>30141433Oh please, that was a joke, Apocal and Earthscorpion are capable and well-respected members of the community. As is A Jurai Knight.Karamozov on the other hand...Also, this is the first time I've ever heard of this "graduation" thing.
>>30141675practice makes perfect, get someone to proofread, and find a few good examples of what you're trying to write for study. that's all I've learned so far for college writing.
>>30141687Haven't done the deed. Y'know.
>>30141703slot a, tab b, etc etc
>>30141382>"You are a terrible, terrible person, Russells. I like it!">>30141404>These two are going to be totally freaky in bed, I know it.I don't think BJ would write lewd stuff.
>>30141732Well no, but you can assume it.
>>30141703Well, if there's one piece of advice I can give, it's that Vaseline is a shitty lube
>>30141826Use tiger balm.
>>30141930is blackjack dead?
>>30141826
>>30141930Now that you mention Tiger balm, I kind of want to put it on my dick to see what it feels like>>30141962It's too viscous
>>30141976Should've gotten something water based.>>30141675I thought I would get my T71 before you finished. I only have the T21.
>>30141993Ended up using liquid soap
>>30142007At least it's squeaky clean now?>>30141993I drive my T71 like I stole it, good times.
>>30142035It was actually
>>30142035my drive-like-crazy tank of choice: ELC AMX. I just imaging the French college team is mostly these.
>>30142076Ah, the ELC. Mai tonk waifu.
>>30142076Pic says it all. I want this in GuP season 2.
You think of it for a moment from Richard and Saori's point of view- they would constantly feel hunted. Never quite able to relax or enjoy themselves without knowing, somewhere in the back of their head, they something was going to happen. It would be absolute hell, for days... Weeks, even! You look at Russells as he grins psychotically. "You." You say simply. "I knew there was a reason I liked you." You nod to yourself- you literally can't think of anything worse. You grin at him. "It's perfect- we let them twist in the wind until they're driven mad." There's a part of you that's a bit scared, that tells you that Saori meant well. but that part is currently being battered into submission by the Saori-induced hangover."Right, we'll just need to tell the right people..." Russells says. "Let slip that we're planning something and word will get to them..." He looks at you. "Who's the right people?" He says, looking up as he thinks.You and Russells look at each other and, almost simultaneously blurt out the same answer."Rabbit Team."
>>30142121I have two more from World of Tanks humor, but they're over 8mb.>>30142124NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>We begin our quest for vengence.>People do not understand- but they have never been hung over.>The Freshman girls are only the beginning.Girls und Panzer Quest will return... Unfortunately not this week, due to scheduling crap from work I close every night through Saturday- I'll know Wednesday/Thursday what next week's schedule is, though!Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>30142153Use an image sharing program?
>>30142170Eh, I'll stick with dumping some of my other favs... like my new tier 1!
>>30142153http://gfycat.com/
>>30142189ok, here are the two ELC gifs1. http://giant.gfycat.com/ComplicatedRespectfulDragonfly.gif2. http://giant.gfycat.com/ExemplaryHideousFlounder.gifhope this works.
>>30142153Whose birthday?
>>30142226the quest! 101!that means its time for tips! ever wonder how the Maus got into the city? here's how you coax a little extra speed out of the Maus.
>>30142251Won't be a year until April
>>30142300eh, close enough. But suddenly: TOG.
>>30142323I remember when that lake was empty
>>30142335well, here's what happened next.
>>30142251
>>30142121Russian SPGs for me. love the new tier 12.
>>30142436That looks like my old arty mech from Chromehounds.>>30142165Do they look like they'd spread rumors to scare the crap out of other members of their team? Because I totally think they are
>>30142486gotta love photoshop! :) and yes, rabbit team is the gossip mill for our little group, particularly with Saori 'mentoring' them. also, since we have an Excelcior, and will eventually get a Hetzer, why don't we get one of these:pic
>>30142515It would be impossibly difficult to get, and this Quest isn't as much about management as LGA
>>30142515You'd have to commission one. It only ever existed in blueprints.
>>30142486Why are the rabbit girls so lewd?-Eeeey, 500 views on Rinalewds. *confetti*That's good... I think.
>>30142562They aren't lewd...they just have no luck staying out of the deep web and its influences.
>>30142576Look at the way they're posing! One of them even has a boyfriend!I bet they've even held hands
>>30142540>>30142558stuff like that is just wishful thinking on my part. just for hypothetical purposes, do you think there's companies that would build those? Would it be the original companies like Porche and Henschel or would they by newer corporations that make tanks and the blueprint-only are their swanky selections?>>30142576Yeah, it stuck with me that the first place they went for tanking help stuff was probably 4chan. not any dedicated tank instruction sites, but 4chan.>>30142562what can ya say: people like porn. and unless Anchovy writer has an account with his work up there, yours is the next best thing.
>>30142598LEWD!But I approve.>>30142606Well it'd be either this or reddit.
>>30142606The Japanese version is called 2chanTechnically, 4chan is the western version of 2chan
>>30142598the boyfriend left her because she wouldn't stop talking about tanks, the selfish cunt. Realization: since tanking is tied to feminine presence, would a boy doing tanking be considered gay or extremely effeminate?
>>301426242chan?
>>30142631>the boyfriend left her because she wouldn't stop talking about tanks, the selfish cunt. Realization: since tanking is tied to feminine presence, would a boy doing tanking be considered gay or extremely effeminate?effeminate. When you think of Females playing Masculine sports, you think of them as butch
>>30142631YesExcept in GuPQ universe that mentality is only limited to Asiathe way I've headcanon'd it is that Senshado is pretend. Girls play pretend. Boys do the real thing.
>>30142642It's like this, but Japanesepic relatedalso look up "denko face" on google, it was a thread on 2chan
>>30142680> Apples are made to be thrown out windowsGet me every time
>>30142643in the anime, it specifically in the ad/explanation video says the purpose of sensha-do is to help girls become better women: beautiful, independent, and strong. Ignoring the field day Freud would have with this, the sport is considered feminine, so girls are supposed to be in it.>>30142655define "real thing"and "pretend". Unless you meant the WoT method, which is in no way 'real'. as far as regulation, I've always thought that there was an international tanking commission, and then there are national branches. the international deals with rough outlines, promoting and hosting international events, and inspecting regional/national branches for safety purposes. national branches can set whatever rules they want, within specific limits.>>30142680hmmmm..... anons are anons, not matter what.
>>30142723When he says "real thing" he means going to war.
>>30142698I wonder if anyone checked those sweet trips of his.
>>30142730that makes no sense to me. For Japan/Asia, this whole sport is effectively a lead-up to actual military training. Why wouldn't you have someone practically half way through boot camp by enlistment age barred from serving? I can't even see the US doing the 'all-male' thing anymore. A minority would be women, but they're still there. For Japan, I'd say most of the SDF ground forces did senshado at some point and are mostly women in-universe.
>>30142761Have you seen the way they fight? It's fucking retarded.I'd say it's only value is in entertainment
>>30142723Real thing = shoot to killPretend = frangible roundsAs far as an international tanking tourney goes, those of us who writefag and plan quests based on GuPQ have hashed it out and decided that the different styles of tanking are far too varied to mesh into some sort of standardised league.North America has one on ones, the Asia-Pacific has a league that's mostly like the conventional one we're used to, and then there's the European Tank Open which has evolved into massive powergaming east vs west cold war grudges.If there was ever an international tank tourney, the Euros would always win, powergaming faggots.>ETOsniping.jpg
>>30142783WWII equipment usage aside, I'd say the idea and tactics involved can still be applied to modern combat... they retard factor comes from 1. they're high-school students, 2. they're anime high-school students. you are not getting Creed out of high school, and two, anime follows its own internal logic, usually a variant of 'the rule of cool.' "yes its dumb, but it looks cool, so it works."
>>30142783Me and my friend have a term in WoT. "Let's gup it" is usually followed by us charging out into the open on either flank of the enemy and firing wildly on the move in their general direction.It works surprisingly well as a distraction.
>>30142804So what you're saying is that in Asia, boys get to do the same thing as girls, but without the safety precautions? also, wow, I feel like the one guy who showed up to the big game without reading the background info. I remember the European discussion being made some time ago, but where else was this discussed?
>>30142842suppression enfilade fire. won't get you kills, but makes the enemy freak the hell out. that's why I would in-universe fire at close range with the machine gun. Most high-school crew will panic once they start taking fire, so why waste shells?
>>30142842>"Let's gup it"And if one of these gambles doesn't pay off, do you call it a gup up?
>>30142852What I'm saying is that the military is still mkstly boys and senshado is still mostly girls.However, in Australia, being equal opportunity and all, there's startung to be little difference in-gupq-universe.And I asked the guys about it in IRC a while ago. Everyine just sorta shrugged and explained that it was pretty improbable for a world tourneyoh, also note that tanking 1v1s in the USA in-universe are mostly guysnlt sure how it is in Europe
>>30142842does anyone shout this?
>>30142874We're gonna start calling it that now!
>>30142882so no tournaments even as part of the Olympics? but I thought the point of the tournament in the anime was for a larger, international one, with the winner of the Japan nationals being the representative team for their country? I guess I'm just imagining things. Europe I'd call a blend of the two styles, with the main differences being whether or not your country is influenced by NATO or Warsaw Pact doctrine, but mainly at college level. the big continental championship is essentially just one re-enactment of Red Storm Rising. Love that book.
>>30142937Closest to what you'd want is Asia-Pacific in this canonChina, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, the Koreas, and any other country who can afford to send a team.Aus holds an inter-school, inter-regional, then finally a national qualifier to do Asia-Pacific. Japan does its Nationals, of course. I reckon China would hand pick their team. And I've put no thought into how any others do it.
>>30142981*sigh* oh well. Do you think Russia has two teams/leagues: one European and one Asia-Pacific? Given the amount of hardware sitting around to rust, I'd think they could outfit two.
>>30142981Better explanation of how Australia does school sports:We have interschool which is where schools compete against schools in their local area. Then there's regionals, where the top school from each region competes. Then there's interstate, where top school from each state competes to be national champs and represent Aus internationally. Least I think that's how it goes.
>>30143024I did not know that. *the more you know clip here*
>>30143005They probably could, actually. Hell, if I ever do SaSQ in the Asia-Pacific tournament, I'll do it.
Previously: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30051732/#p30057904She's looking at you over her breasts “that sounds like so much fun, I'd love to work with my friends”You take the oppurtunity to have a gander at her tits under the pretense you're looking at her face “it is, most of the time, especially when we get lazy and crack jokes about being professionals”“You go to school around here?”“Nah, I'm working, two jobs”“What's the second?”“Gardening, basic yard work, can't really afford rent with just one job”She repositions herself on her side, propping her head up with her elbow like you. Red curls spilling over her face, she blows them away through the corner of her mouthYou actually have to pay attention to her face now, there's no way you can sneak a peak without getting caught“Not many guys practise Senshado” her comment recaptures your attention “which is funny because jobs in the Military are still mostly men”You put it bluntly “because Senshado is the Japanese one, and Japs are kind of weird" She brushes it off “Why are you doing it?”>[1/?]
>>30143037just remember Cold-War Soviet doctrine: overwhelm with superior numbers and strength.For WWII strategy, here's a picture I found that explains it rather well.
>>30143051Once you would have said 'for the money', but that ship has sailed. For now. You look her in eyes “because we're good at it, there's a feeling I get when everything goes perfectly”“You know, I'd like to see your matches”A smirk creeps along your face “that'll be tough, I'm pretty sure nobody recorded them, try ask Bert, he seems to know his way around tanks”She snorts “I dunno, he seems more interested in the History rather than the action”You struggle to shrug from your horizontal position but still manage to get your point across “yeah, maybe”“You wanna go?”You roll back onto your back to see John and Rob looming over you “yeah, lets go, we're done here”Joints pop as you get up, you can't help but grunt in responseYou turn to Kate “See you around”She points her fingers in the shape of a gun at you “You too”>[2/?]
>>30143051HAHAHA, YES WAY, WITH YOUR STORY POSTS WE'LL MAKE IT TO AUTOSAGE FOR THREAD 100
>>30143066“They seemed nice” you comment from the backseat of the Buick“Except for Ashley, she hates you” John replies from the seat next to you“Yeah well” you have no response to this, mostly because you don't really care“What were you guys talking about anyway?” John shoots over to you”She was talking about Senshado” you lean your head against the headrest looking up at the ceilingRob turns around in his seat to address you “Yeah, they love Senshado”“Yeah” you agree “I can barely remember what it looks like”You straighten up and look into the rearview mirror having remembered something “Hamish, stop at Omar's on the way back”Hamish shouts from the Drivers seat, “lets make some money”>[3/?]>>30143073I dunno, this one is slightly shorter than usual. I thought I had written more.
>>30143086You step out of the car, the sweltering mid afternoon sun beating down on you like you're a rented mule. “Lets get inside”“Damn Hamish you really need to fix the Aircon, it is fucking hot in there” Rob says while towards the Laundromat“Yeah, I'll, do something...”“At least you had a window, my balls are so fucking sweaty” you mention to Rob “though, John, this motherfucker doesn't care”“It's from working outside all day” he flexs, arms bulging“Oh, we're gonna do this?” you look at John and then to Hamish “in public?”“We don't have to, if you're too small” John replies chiding youYou look around, it's pretty clear, nobody around to see this showdown. Omar is probably still in the Laundromat, so we're good on that front“Alright softserve” you respond to John in kind “lets do this”>[4/?]
>>30143112Clash of Titans, Apocalypse, Alpha and Omega, The End of all Things, these are phrases you would not use to describe three guys flexing outside a Laundromat staring at their reflections in the window while another shakes his head in embarrasment.“Aaaah, my American friends” you stop, there's only one person with such a thick Persian accent “how are you”You quickly stop flexing and turn to greet Omar with a hug “how's it going?”“Very good, very sunny” Omar says before turning to John and Hamish to greet them as well“Come inside” he shades his eyes while looking at the sky “come inside and talk, it's not good for your skin to stay out here”Your entry is greeted by the aroma of Laundry Detergent and the dull hum of washing machines churning“What, because we're white?” Rob asks in jestYou cut them them all off so there can be no reply “you got any Shisha?”He swivels his head around the Laundromat looking up the aisles before returning to you “come my friends”>[5/?]
>>30143128You follow Omar towards the counter at the end of the Laundromat, he makes one final check down the aisles before getting down to business “Standard spread, four-to-one Hamish comes first, two-to-one he comes second, one-to-three he comes third”“Yeah, I'll put a hundred on Hamish coming second” Omar cracks a smile “is there something you know that I don't know?”You raise your hands and feign a bluff “I don't know anything, you know that”His mouth curls from the smile into a sly grin “you know what they say 'the House always wins'”“Your tell is showing”“Hey this guy, he can read me like a book” he says looking at John “you know I'm always good to my friends, that's why you don't have a spread”“Take it off my tab, and grab me a box of Cola Shisha” you respond before turning to the rest of your boys "you guys gonna bet?"They shake their heads in response. You shrugHe leaves you for a moment to grab the Tobacco and jot down your bet”>[6/6]
And here's autosage! One hundred threads of GuPQ, 300 posts, I might've maybe finished Rinalewds finally, and I dont remember if Vanya finished the thing he was gonna do.Oh well. Happy century thread everyone.
>>30143176Was trying to find a good picture to finish off with
>>30143182A compilation shot of all the garupans might have been better but oh well.
>>30143210LIEK THIS?
>>30142852The European League discussion you remember is probably from me. As far as I've worked out, it boils down to 70 tanks vs. 70 tanks (Brigade/Battalion level) in a 100-225 square km battlefield. So yeah, Red Storm Rising.I'm assuming you're >>30142606Porsche and Henschel would likely try to distance themselves from the manufacture of anything related to Nazi Germany, mostly because there's a bit of cultural hangover. French or British companies would probably do the manufacture, considering that they either built or operated German tanks in the postwar.>>30142804There there, I'm sure there'll still be a place for the scrubs.>>30142882Europe, being the center of egalitarianism that it is, does not care if you are man, woman or anything else. As long as you can and wish to tank, you can apply to join.The only barrier to entry is whether you can do well enough to stand out from several hundred thousand other applicants if you wish to join the national team.
>>30143358>Pg 3-4 of 15You've really gone all out on that fluff, haven't you? Can't wait to see the finished product in a year and six months when GuPQ ends
>>30143423>year and six monthsI just now realized that it has been 100 threads and we're still somewhere around the beginning of episode 7.
