>>30130526
>...that's actually kinda cool.
go administer HUGS to our new daughter

also, Merc, you forgot the subject line...

>>30130526
>...that's actually kinda cool.
ALL THE HUGS

>>30130526
>incorporating some of your DNA into Nemesis
>Goddamnit, Egan.

Yeah... we all saw that one coming.

>>30130590
>also, Merc, you forgot the subject line...

Welp, too late for that now. Thread's already archived.

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>>30130526
In this sequence
>Goddamnit, Egan.
>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!
>Throttle Egan.
>...that's actually kinda cool.
>I'm going to be a MOMMY!
>pic related for last expression

Also, anyone else having issues with 4chanX?

>>30130664
>Also, anyone else having issues with 4chanX?
moot fucked around with captchas and broke 3rd party extensions, just manually update it to 3.17.0 and its fixed

>>30130526
>>Goddamnit, Egan.
>>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!
>>Throttle Egan.

>>30130526
>Throttle Egan

If the Nemesis called us Big Sister, we wouldn't be as mad, but we're too young to be called "mom."

>>30130526
>...that's actually kinda cool.

>>30130526
>>Goddamnit, Egan.
>>...that's actually kinda cool.
>>other
WHEN DID YOU RAPE ME

>>30130526
>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!
>...that's actually kinda cool.
>Other
"YOU are the mother in this relationship, Egan. I'm obviously the father."

>>30130787
This

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>>30130526
>GODDAMNIT, EGAN!
>Throttle Egan.
I never asked for this Egan.

>>30130526
"Goddamnit, Egan!" You growl as you lunge forward and start throttling her. "Why do you always do these things?!?!"

"Well, in order to make the perfect Invader, I thought it'd be good to get the DNA of our best Hunter." Egan says simply. "Plus, in order to make a humanoid form, it needs human DNA. Might as well use yours, you know?"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOTHER, EGAN! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!" You yell, shaking Egan around more.

"Don't worry, Nemesis is fully developed." Egan says, not even trying to pry your hands off her neck. "Heck, just think of her as a little sister, or something. Besides, I thought you would have liked the idea of having a superpowered sidekick ready to carry out your bidding."

"...yeah, when you put it that way, that's actually kinda cool." You concede, relaxing your grip. "But if you pull that shit without telling me again, I'm tossing you out of the airlock."

"Noted." Egan nods. "Would you like to meet her?"

>I'd better talk to Bruttenholm first.
>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.
>Other

First and foremost, since Nemesis was only wearing her chitin armour and is probably butt naked right now, we should give her a towel or something.
How should we bond with Nemesis? The only thing I can think of is to show her what life is like "outside", show her what we're protecting. Show her that because the world is ugly, it is beautiful.
Also, if we are going to be interacting with her from now on, we should give her a real name. Nemesis is fine in missions as a code name, but she needs to be called something else outside of the mission.

We have an Alice, so how about Louise Carol?
>Lewis Carroll

>>30131014
>>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.

>>30131014
>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.

>>30131014
>>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.

>>30131014
>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.

>>30131018
Simply "Carol" is a good name.

>>30131014
>Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me.
HUG THE SHIT OUT OF OUR DAUGHTER

It kind of makes sense why Nemesis was able to determine that Alice was her "mother". Since the sample used to create Nemesis was most likely from Alice, she must have sensed magical energy that was similar to her own. This would also suggest that every MG has their own unique "magic signature". Hell, if most newborn animals are able to identify their mother on based scent alone, this should be possible.

>>30131311
I have a feeling that Nemesis was watching us fight during the lab incident.

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>>30131014
"Sure, assuming she doesn't eat me." You grumble.

"Ah, that's the genius of it. Invaders are instinctually programmed not to attack anything that shares their DNA. Since Nemesis has quite a bit of human DNA mixed into her, she's not predisposed to attacking humans."

"I see.." You nod. "What else should I know about her?"

"We gave her mutagenic properties, similar to the higher level Invaders we had faced before. This would give her more adaptability to fighting a wider range of threats, though I never knew she's be able to use that ability to take on human form...."

"Your in depth knowledge of what Nemesis is capable is oh so comforting." You sigh.

You and Egan then exit the observation deck and move on down to the experiment chamber. You see Nemesis take a look at herself and the humans around her. Realizing she's naked, Nemesis closes her eyes and black fluid begins leaking out from her body, eventually forming a simple dress.

"Interesting, she can even use her mutagenic capabilities to generate clothing..." You hear Egan mumble.

Nemesis then turns and sees you enter the chamber. In the blink of an eye, she's suddenly across the room and locking you in a very, very, VERY tight hug.

"MOM!" She squeals, nuzzling her head against your cheeks.

Meanwhile your not-quite healed ribs scream in pain.

"Oh, I see you're suffering from minor internal injuries. I'm so sorry!" Nemesis breaks off the hug and boys her head in shame. "Sorry, Mom!"

You're... you're not sure how to respond.

>Just call me Alice.
>Just call me Big Sis.
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".
>Other

>>30131447
>>Other
Eh its ok i guess. Whats your name sweetie.

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".
Retort with a tighter hug

>>30131447
>Just call me Big Sis.

Let's insist on this.

>>30131447
>Just call me Alice.

"Beyond Nemesis... Was any other names the crazy woman over here called you?"

>>30131447
>>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".
welp, we're a mom now, whether we like it or not

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>>30131447
>>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".

Apply headpats on the little one.

>>other
Look at egan
"This one's your daddy."

Suffer with us, egan.

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".

This is reminding me of Metroid...

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".
TIME TO TAKE CARE OF OUR DAUGHTERU

I wonder what Loki will think of Nemesis...

>>30131626

I dont care what he thinks.

LOKI, YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER.

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>>30131683
If this invader is partially human, does that mean it can contract?

>>30131447
>>30131568
Also, tell her to generate a stocking for her left leg. She's asymmetrical!

>>30131626
He gets no say or thoughts on the matter. If he thinks he does, we simply find another way to kill the little rat, again... And again. Until he stops respawning.

>>30131706
Actually, that stocking just fell down in the picture.

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>>30131695

>>30131447
>Eh, I'm actually kinda like "Mom".

What should we do if she wants a sister?

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>>30131447
Your first instinct is to correct Nemesis, but now that you think about it, you actually don't mind at all being called "Mom". It was actually kinda of... endearing in a way.

And suggested that maybe you weren't such a terrible excuse for a human being after all.

"It's all right." You say, instinctively patting Nemesis on the head. "Oh right, this here is Egan. She's your daddy."

"DADDY!" Nemesis grins and bear hugs Ega. Oh, revenge was so sweet.

Now that you think about it, Nemesis was quite a mouthful to say, and in all honestly wasn't exactly something you would want to keep saying in public. Maybe you should give her a more natural sounding name. It seems that Nemesis was impressionable enough to roll with whatever you suggested.

>Any suggestions?

>>30131811
Carroll, as in the author of Alice in Wonderland

>>30131805
Then Alice and Egan make another one. This is how lesbian reproduction works.

>>30131811
Carolyn

>>30131811
>Carroll or Carol

>>30131811
Nemo

>>30131811
Carol
Mostly because of Lewis Carroll

>>30131722
Then pull it up and latch it! She has a garter.

>>30131998
>Alice immediately starts to fuss over her new daughter

Man, we're never getting our reputation back.

>>30131811
Batman?

Actually Carol is nice, I also like Sasha

If these Alice themes continue, we need a Vorpal blade that can pierce any shield.

>>30131998
>>30132060
We will be the fussiest and feminine mother ever. Sadly, I have no pics for this.

>>30132060
we'll get it back when we go and terrorize the rookies as a mother and daughter team

>>30132103
That reminds me, were the MG weapons we wielded references to Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya? Did we literally wield the power of alternate dimensions?

>>30132142

No.

Illya uses a stick

>>30131811
"Hey, how would you like to be called Carol?" You ask.

"Sure!" Carol chirps, still hugging the shit out of Egan.

Well, that was easy.

Suddenly, there's a large growling sound.

"OH RIGHT! I was so excited I forgot that I'm am really, REALLY hungry!" Carol announces.

"To be expected, considering how long you were in stasis." Egan nods. "We have some cows in the next chamber over."

"Wait, COWS?" You gape.

"Well, Neme- Carol has an extremely high metabolism and needs a large amount of calories to power her mutagenic abilities." Egan explains. "There's ship prepped to take you back to the Freedom Star. We'll bring N- Carol over once we're done."

>Yeah, I probably should be going.
>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.
>Other

>>30132248
>Yeah, I probably should be going.

>>30132248
>>Yeah, I probably should be going.
Seeing a little girl eating live cows might sound weird

>>30132248
>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.
We're the mother in this, the good and the bad.

>>30132248
>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.

>>30132248
>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.

>>30132248
>Yeah, I probably should be going.
I'm good

>>30132248
>Yeah, I probably should be going.

>>30132248
>>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.

>>30132248
>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.

>>30132248
>No, I think I'll stay here for a little longer.
Time for some family bonding.

>>30132248
"No, I think I'll stay here for a little while longer." You say.

"Ah, all right, then." Egan nods. "Now, the feeding process is a bit graphic. Are you sure you don't want to do something else while you wait?"

>Nah, I can handle it.
>Well, I should probably go do [specify].
>Other

>>30132623
>Nah, I can handle it.

>>30132623
>Nah, I can handle it.

Seen a hell of a lot worse before.

>>30132623
>>Nah, I can handle it.

>>30132623
>>Nah, I can handle it.
We've gone this far, let's see it.

>>30132623
>>Well, I should probably go do [specify]
Anything else.

Dude this is a warning from Merc, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

It will be some Saya no Uta shit bad

>>30132720

Thats not a bad point thats an incentive.

>>30132623
>Handle it

We don't want our daughteru to think she disgusts us.

>>30132720
Dude, remember that your parents literally handled your shit and occasionally puke.

Also, if we're having a monster-daughterfu, we need to know all aspects of her, not just the cherry-picked parts.

>>30132623
>>Nah, I can handle it.

>>30132735
Except we don't have te same disease as that guy so that cute stuff will look awfully UNCUTE.

>>30132791
True but considering what happen in the quest this is a warning

>>30132839
Ignorance is never a good excuse.

>>30132623
>Other
Carol has to learn table manners sometime, might as well be now.

She may be a science project but she's still our daughter.

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>>30132623
"Nah, I can handle it." You say.

"All right." Egan nods and hands you a poncho and safety goggles. "Just in case."

Egan then guilds you to the adjacent chamber, where you see two cows just sort of milling about.

"All right, Carol, have at it." Egan says.

You suddenly see a change in behavior in Carol as she suddenly starts leaking more of that black fluid from her body, which hardens into the carapace you'd seen before, now locked in a permanent, predatory grin. Tendrils sprout from all parts of her body, wrapping up the cow and lifting it up in the air. The tendrils then begin to cycle rapidly, like some freakish, biological blender as it shears the cow apart in pieces. Meanwhile, Carol uses her arms to rip off choice bits of meat and cram them down her gullet.

Blood and fleshy bits spatters literally everywhere, staining your poncho and goggles. You casually wipe the blood off.

Yeah, you were seriously going to have to teach Carol table manners at some point.

However, even though she was rather messy, Carol was nothing but a thorough eater. She quickly devours both cows completely, not even leaving any bones behind.

"She has a highly robust and efficient digestive system." Egan explains. "Nothing is wasted."

Finally, Carol morphs back to her human form. She pats her stomach and burps loudly.

"Full!"

>Chastise her about table manners.
>Okay, let's get back to the Freedom Star already.
>Other

>>30133118
>Chastise her about table manners.

Burping is extremely rude!

>Okay, let's get back to the Freedom Star already.

>>30133135
this

>>30133135
supporting

>>30133118
>>30133135

>>30133118
>>Chastise her about table manners.
>>Okay, let's get back to the Freedom Star already.

>>30133118
I feel kind of sick reading it.

Poor cow....

>Chastise her about table manners.

>>30133135
This.

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>>30133118
"Carol." You sigh walking forward and wiping a bit of blood off her lip. "When you burp like that, you have to say 'excuse me', all right? It's rude if you don't."

"S-sorry!" Carol bows her head. "I'll remember next time!"

"I'm sure you will." You nod, patting Carol on the head again.

God, it was getting kind of addicting.

"Okay, we should probably be heading back to the Freedom Star." You sigh. "I'm pretty sure Bruttenholm is going to want a debrief."

"Uh huh." Egan nods and and then pokes you. "Leo has also been particularly worried about you, too."

"W-what's that suppose to mean?" You blink.

"I dunno, I was just pointing it out. Interesting reaction, though." Egan shrugs.

Goddamit, Egan.

You, Carol, and Egan make your way to the Prison Star's hangar deck, where a shuttle is waiting for you. You all board and the ship lazily takes off.

"OOOOOOH!" Carol squeals as she plasters her face against the viewport. "That's Earth, isn't it?!"

"Yes it is, Carol."

"And that's Australia, right?" She says, pointing.

"Australia is on the other side of the planet." You point out.

"Oh..."

It's then that the shuttle starts pulling away from the Prison Star that you can actually get a good look at it. Man, you never liked the damn thing.

"Ooooh, what is that?" Carol says, pointing at the station. "We were just on it! What's it for?"

>Explain to Carol.
>Take a nap. You're still not fully recovered.
>Other

>>30133607
>>Explain to Carol.

>>30133607
>>Explain to Carol.

>>30133607
>Explain to Carol.

>>30133607
>>Explain to Carol.

EganxAlice otp

>>30133607
>>Explain to Carol.

>>30133607
>Explain to Carol.

>>30133607
>Explain to Carol.

>>30133607
>Leo sees us
>Asks us who the little girl is
>Deadpan, "My daughter."
I must see his expression.
I must hear his sputtering confusion.

>>30133607
>Explain to Carol.

Why not? Magical Girls are bad people.

>>30133743
ha, lets make this happen.

>>30133743
Yes all of this.

"Turns out the juice had intended side effects. Turns out that Egan mixed some of your DNA in it. Thanks by the way."

>>30133752
She then asks us why we were crying after killing an old MG friend.

>>30133743

And then she points to egan and exclaims "daddy!"

>>30133743
>first operation against magical girls
>"So it's you! The Trai-tor... and who is this?"
>"... My daughter."

>>30133841
"Now fellow sisters of magic, time to met the one who will succeed your all, the daughter of science!"

>>30133891
>"Scientific Invader Girl Nemisis!"

>>30133822
Huh, what do we say?

>>30133950
"A certain magical mother"
"A certain scientific daughter"

Ah, this one doesn't work so well

>>30133607
"That, Carol, is the Prison Star." You sigh. "It was built to hold Magical Girls we captured."

"Really? Why don't you just eat them?" Carol cocks her head curiously.

"No, most people don't eat the same things you do." You sigh. "Plus, not ALL Magical Girls are bad...."

"Huh, I guess that makes sense. You're sorta like one, too."

"You can tell?" You blink.

"Of course! I can SMELL the magic emanating from you. But, you're my mommy so I don't care!"

Huh, interesting. You decide to just continue the lecture.

"Anyways, Magical Girls, even without their magic items, are still considered too dangerous to keep on our headquarters, the Freedom Star, so we built a separate space station to hold them. If anything goes wrong, it's designed to immediately vent all its occupants out into space. Even Magical Girls need to breathe, after all."

"Huh..." Carol then turns to Egan. "Hey Daddy, do I need to breathe?"

"Technically, yes. But I'm pretty sure you can develop methods of surviving in low or no oxygen environments." Egan shrugs.

"Cool!"

You can't help but shake your head and grin. Carol was definitely an odd one. Finally, after about half an hour, the shuttle finally docks with the Freedom Star. Waiting for you on the hangar deck is Leo.

"Alice, it's good to see you're okay." He sighs, and then blinks when he sees Carol behind you. "Who's that?"

>Carol, this is your OTHER Daddy.
>My daughter.
>Nemesis.
>Other

>>30133822
Sometimes people turn bad. It might not even be their fault.

>>30134102
>My daughter.

"Long story."

>>30134102
>My daughter.

>>30134102
>Carol, this is your OTHER Daddy.

>>30134102
>My daughter.

>>30134102
>My daughter.

>>30134145
this

>>30134102
>My daughter.
"Say hello to Leo, Carol. He's surprisingly useful."

>>30134102
>Our daughter.

Gesture to Egan as we say this.

>>30134102
>Carol, this is your OTHER Daddy.
>My daughter.

>>30134239
Come one now, we need to include Leo in this unusual family.

>>30134269
Uncle.

>>30134281
Uncle Leo, it has a nice ring to it.

>>30134293
Agreed.

>>30134102
>My daughter.

>>30134102
>My daughter.
>other
"That carol is your uncle Leo, now go give him a hug."

>>30134102
>>My daughter.

"Come on carol, greet uncle leo"

>>30134330
>>30134342
These

>>30134102
"My daughter." You answer flatly.

"What." Leo blinks.

"Long story."

"Oooh, oooh, who's that!?" Carlo points to Leo.

"Oh, that's Leo. He's a friend of mine. Leo, this is Carol."

"Um, hi Carol." Leo waves, still a bit confused.

"HIIIIIIIIII~!" Carol leaps from the top of the boarding ramp and tackles Leo in a hug. It's a good thing you're in microgravity, because you're pretty sure Leo would have been smushed to jelly otherwise.

"Is, is she always like this?" Leo croaks.

"Yeah, she's pretty touchy feely. I'll probably have to teach her about personal space at some point." You shrug.

"Please do." Leo gasps as he finally manages to pry himself free from Carol.

"So, what's up?" You say.

"Well, Bruttenholm wants to see you and get you debriefed." Leo says.

>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.
>Actually, I want to show Carol around the station first.
>Wait, I want to show off Carol to EVERYBODY.
>Other

>>30134460
>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.

Work first, play later.

>>30134460
>>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.

Tour for carol afterwards.

>>30134460
Hmm, Bruttenholm is important, but first:
>Actually, I want to show Carol around the station first.
Also, when we meet with Bruttenholm, I want Egen in the same room.

>>30134460
>Actually, I want to show Carol around the station first.

We can show her how to terrorise rookies. It's a very important skill which she'll need to learn sooner, rather than later.

>>30134460
>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.
So long as the touring comes later.

>>30134578

Those on the station arent exactly rookies.

Lets not. Some may get eaten if they aactually think shes an invader.

>>30134606
basically this

>>30134460
>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.

>>30134460
>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.

>>30134460
>Yeah, let's go see Bruttenholm.
Do we call him Grandpa Bruttenholm?

>>30134774
I think Carol is a bit young for that. Maybe when she is more mature.

>>30134460
>Other
Ask Egan and Carol what education she had so far, we might need to get her some schooling between missions. One day she needs to get a job to earn enough to afford two cows a day.

>>30135161
>implying the Council won't just euthanize her after they're done with her

>>30134460
"Yeah, we should got see Bruttenholm." You nod.

"Well, I should get back to the lab. I'll see you three later." Egan says as she shuffles off.

"So... what exactly-"

"Egan created Carol by splicing my DNA with an Invader to create some shapeshifting alien horror murdermachine without my consent."

"Ah." Leo nods. "Sounds like something Egan would do."

You and Leo walk all the way to Bruttenholm's office. Carol skips along just behind the both of you, constantly getting distracted by everything shiny she sees, and it's a bit of a chore continually keeping her focused. God, you really are starting to feel like a goddamn mother!

Finally, you reach Bruttenholm's office.

"I'll wait for you outside." Leo says. "Maybe Carol should, too?"

>Nah, Carol comes with me.
>Sure. Keep an eye on her.
>Other

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>>30135231
That's... not a good thought...

>>30135263
>Sure. Keep an eye on her.
No showing pictures.

>>30135263
>>Sure. Keep an eye on her

I'll introduce her to Bruttenholm after this

>>30135263
>Sure. Keep an eye on her.
Carol might be a bit young about the adult discussion.

>>30135263
>Nah, Carol comes with me.

>>30135263
>Sure. Keep an eye on her.

>>30135263
>>Sure. Keep an eye on her.

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>>30135263
>Sure. Keep an eye on her.

Threaten to not give her pancakes if she doesn't mind.

>>30135263
>>Sure. Keep an eye on her.

"Carol, mommy needs to speak to gramps for abit. Be a good girl and listen to uncle leo, alright?"

Carol, keep an eye on Leo for Mommy will you?

>>30135263
>Nah, Carol comes with me.

>>30135263
>Sure. Keep an eye on her.

...SOON
After this is all over, Carol will go into elementary school and punch a Gertrude in the nose, breaking it.

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>>30135263
"Sure. Leo, keep an eye on her for me, will you?"

"Sure thing." Leo nods.

"I'll see you later, Mom!" Carol waves.

"I am NEVER getting used to that...." You hear Leo sigh right before the door closes behind you. You can't help but grin.

"Ah, Alice, it's good to see up and about!" Bruttenholm smiles warmly. "Ever since Mary's warnings that her magic was losing its effect on you, can understand my worry when we had to ship you back to her..."

"I'm fine, sir." You sigh.

"All right, now tell me everything that happened. From your perspective."

It's then that you recount everything that happened, from the beginning of your "vacation" to the MGs attack on the lab complex. You also tell Bruttenholm about Carol.

"Hm, yes, Egan mentioned it to me before she arrived." Bruttenholm nods. "It's rather surprising... and concerning. Initially Nemesis -I mean- Carol was supposed to be assigned to you. However now that we've found out about this.... "maternal attraction" she has to you, we might have to reconsider..."

>There won't be any problems, sir.
>You might have a point...
>Other

>>30135713
>There won't be any problems, sir.
YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DAUGHTER

>>30135713
>There won't be any problems, sir.

>>30135713
>>There won't be any problems, sir.

"I'll get her to call you gramps."

>>30135713
>There won't be any problems, sir.

Did we also tell him about our interaction with Loki?

Also, what happened after I took the Companion Juice and has there been any recent political changes?

>>30135733
A better way of saying that is:

"You can't force Carol to leave me."

>>30135713
>There won't be any problems, sir.

"I understand Nemesis's status as a weapon and will ensure her combat effectiveness."

>>30135404
Yes! We must introduce Carol to the pancake!

>>30135713
>There won't be any problems, sir.

She is a weapon to be used. It's not like it will be an issue on our end really on that.

And there shouldn't be any on her end... Unless we do something stupid like getting Alice horribly maimed. Then everyone in 10mile area is going to die.

>>30135713
>There won't be any problems, sir.
>Other
"Though I'd appreciate it if you could discretely get me some books on parenting..."

>>30135713
>>There won't be any problems, sir.

I'll have to admit, raising a daughteru is much more enjoyable than trying to get a waifu.

>>30135991
No kidding. Notice how unanimous this is.

>>30135991
>>30136011
Heh. This is the second merc quest to do this.

>>30135991
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>30135991
besides, we already have a husbando with Egan. that problem is solved.

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>>30135713
"There won't be any problems, sir." You say with as much determination as you could must. You don't know why, but the though of other people taking Carol away from just made you really, REALLY fucking angry. "In either case, I don't think you'd be able to force Carol to work with anybody else, anyways."

"True." Bruttenholm nods. "We'll just assign her to you for now, as intended. Now, onto other matters, there is the artificial magic compound you injected yourself at the end of the mission..."

"...yeah, I actually don't remember much after that. What happened?"

"According to eyewitness reports and surveillance footage, you materialized your old magical weapons and completely obliterated your opponent, as well as a good chunk of the facility. You then fell unconscious and we had you shipped up to the Prison Star for emergency treatment."

"Any side effects?" You ask nervously.

"Nothing permanent, at least nothing we could detect." Bruttenholm shakes his head. "Now, have you been experiencing anything odd? Out of place?"

>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
>Don't tell him about Loki. Bruttenholm might force you off duty even longer.
>Other

>>30136079
Egan is a girl, and girls can't other girls.

>>30135991
It sure is anon, it sure is. The only flame wars we can possibly get is about parenting style.

>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

>>30136119
>Don't tell him about Loki. Bruttenholm might force you off duty even longer.

Rolled 2

>>30136119
>Don't tell him about Loki. Bruttenholm might force you off duty even longer

>>30136119
>>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

Also apologise for not following his orders.

>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
At this point, I think, he's the only we've talked about Loki with and as far as we know, he's told no one else.

>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.
How much of my former power did I have? How much of the facility was destroyed?

Does this have any implications with the council?

did I transform to my former outfit?

>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

>>30136121
Come on, Anon, do you really want to tell our daughter her Mom and Dad can't be together?

>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

>>30136224
Different poster but...

Leo is better husbando.

>>30136119
>>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

You know, I hope the public doesn't grab torches and pitchforks when they find out about Carol.

>>30136274

They'll have to go through angry alice mum first.

>>30136274
I'd be interested in the reaction from the magical girl community.

>>30136274
It's the public and there's people with axe to grind against us/our troop. So yes, the spin doctors are going to spin this hard.

>>30136314

Just wait fox catches carol calling us mom.

>>30136343
>fox news

God... Just kill me now.

>>30136121
>Egan is a girl
damn it, i had a brain fart. i thought Egan was a guy.
>>30136119
>Tell him about Loki. He might be real after all.

>>30136274
I guess we also have to wait and see how she reacts to people calling her a monster.

>>30136314
We could try saying, "You're not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be!"

Yes, we are going to play the Mr. Rogers card.

Well, we're telling him about Loki. I hope he trusts us.

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>>30136274
We've created an artificial life form combining invader DNA with human DNA. They'll be all over this claiming that we're playing God and that there needs to be more restrictions placed on us.

>>30136387

> egan is a girl

Still not seeing the problem

>>30136274
"NEXT ON BREAKING NEWS, HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? Reports indicate at a new young girl has appeared with the controversial ex-MG, MG-hunter Alice, and even more disturbing, has been overheard calling Alice "Mom". The most consistent rumors indicate that she has been named "Carol", and the most extreme rumors state that she is actually a human-invader hybrid organism. None of these rumors could be independently verified and the Bureau has refused to comment on them, but Anti-War groups have already protested the directions Bureau research has gone too. Joining us tonight, the top representative of the Peace Group, an organization that has been promoting dialog and understanding between MGs and the anti-MG governments of the world..."

>>30136418
Personally, I would like to see a quest that ends with a husbando instead of a waifu.

But opinions.

>>30136260
Agree, Leo is superior.

>>30136409

I kind of agree with them. Adorable or not, the implications caused by Nemesis concern me.

>>30136224

I'm just tried of /tg/ going the lesbian route every single goddamn time myself.

Personally I'm leaning toward the no-one route, don't always have to have a romantic interest.

>>30136525

>Year of our lord XXXX
>Not playing god.

>>30136525
>Not using your science to create cute girls who pull double duty as terrifying beasts of war

Pleb

>>30136566
That is fine also but this is Merc and /tg/.

>>30136409
You know, I bet people said that doctors were playing God when they performed the first heart transplant.

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>>30136119
"Sir, I actually have something to admit." I've been having more interactions with Loki, and I'm starting to believe more and more that he's real in some way.

"Really now?" Bruttenholm frowns and leans forward. "Tell me more."

You then tell him about the deal you made with Loki to cheat Fate, as well his offer to return more of your powers after you took the Companion Juice. Bruttenholm's frown grows ever deeper.

"This is very serious, Alice." He says grimly. "This would suggest that Loki has found a way to live inside your psyche, and he's already apparently demonstrated an ability to affect you and the physical world. This could be potentially disastrous if it progresses further."

"That was sort of what I was thinking, too." You nod. "Are you going to tell the Council?"

"No, we shouldn't. " Bruttenholm shakes his head. "They've already heard of your reaction to the Companion compound and are in an uproar about it. Further production and research into that item has been put under more oversight."

"I see..." You sigh.

"I think you need a vacation. A real one, this time, away from the Bureau." Bruttenholm says. "But, if you really desire it, we can put you back on duty. However, you squad still hasn't returned, so you would have to be temporarily attached to one of the other squads."

>I could really use a vacation, now.
>I want to get back to work.
>Other

>>30136601
HAHAHAHA, make be laugh inside.

>>30136612
>>I could really use a vacation, now.

>>30136612
>I could really use a vacation, now.
DAUGHTER RAISING SIMULATOR IS GO

>>30136612
>I could really use a vacation, now.

>>30136612
>I could really use a vacation, now.
Get out the last of those aches and all

>>30136612
A serious question sir, where would I even go if I were to take a vocation. I really don't have any other connection to anyone outside the bureau.

>>30136612
>>I could really use a vacation, now.

>>30136612
Thank him for trusting us on the Loki matter.

>I could really use a vacation, now.

>>30136530
Who says we have to go the lesbian route? We could do it Nanoha-style and we just live together as a platonic family. No waifuing, only raising our daughteru.

>>30136612
>I could really use a vacation, now.
We all know MGs will attack us anyway.

>>30136612
>I want to get back to work.

Pissing against the tide, but I want to see how Ivan's squad works myself.

>>30136670
That is a good fucking question. I really don't see Alice having anything outside this job.

>>30136612
>I could really use a vacation, now.
If our team isn't back yet, then we may as well. I'd rather not get to know a completely new team anyway.

>>30136690
Or we'll run into them in some fashion.

>be clothes shopping for Carol
>she smells magic
>our old friends will be in the same store as us

Or we'll get caught in an Invader attack or a group of Idol assassins will be sent after us or whatever.

>>30136670
>where would I even go
Disney World, after we give Carol a crash-course in Disney Princesses?

>>30136684

Oh please, you just know how the /u/boat guys will react to that.

Fuck that, I'm tired of that shit.

>>30136684
Sometimes the /u/ goggles are too snug for their own good. Don't give them an excuse.

>>30136733
NO. The Disney Princess crap is about the worst thing you can infect your daughter with.

>>30136735
>>30136737
Hey. Just accept a compromise when you're given it.

>>30136755
Agreed.

>>30136757
It's not really a compromise in the least bit, bro.

>>30136757
Whereas I was helpless as Nanoha took that path, here, if I can negotiate for a better position I'd do it.

>>30136780
>Egan and Alice are just friends
>not a compromise

Sounds better to me than "let's husbando Leo."

>>30136735
>>30136737
I'm one of the /u/boat guys, I'd just rather have a peaceful no-waifuing compromise in this situation.

Goddamit, the shipping wars have started again.

>>30136836
Yes. Please. We have Carol. There's no reason to fight.

>>30136836
I find your terms __acceptable__.

>>30136841
Quick, talk about how to raise Carol!

>>30136684

>Implying Nanoha isn't fucking her.

They sleep on the same bed for Christs sake.

>>30136612
"Yeah, I could use a vacation." You concede.

"Excellent." Bruttenholm smiles. "Now, I know you don't exactly have many connections to the outside world, so I've taken the liberty of arranging a short list of options."

"Can I bring Carol with me?"

"Of course! It would give her chance to learn more about human society, provided that you can guarantee you can control her behavior."

"I can."

"Good!"

>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.
>Other

>>30137004
>>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.

>>30137004
>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!
WE CAN FEED CAROL THIS WAY

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.

BEACH EPISODE!!!

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>>30137004
>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.

>>30137004
>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.

I dunno if the African Safari will teach Carol much about human society...

>>30136872
we need to find out how well she can read or write.

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
Nice and relaxing. Plus Carol can enjoy the ocean

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
Actually relax for once.

Also, no to:
>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.
It's fucking stressful.

Just wondering, do we have parents or not-MG friends to visit? Probably not.

>>30137028
Maybe she can study their physiology and adapt them to her combat form.

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
ALL THE BATHING SUITS. ALL OF THEM.

>>30137004
>>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!
As long as we don't shoot lions. Lions are bros.

>>30137004
>>Disney World. Because it's fucking Disney World.

>>30137004
>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.

>>30137004
>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.

>>30137004
>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.

>>30137004
>>Tropical Island: Nice and secluded. Nothing to bother you.
Bring some books to teach and to read. Also food, like a years worth.

>>30137004
>African Safari: Find rare, dangerous animals, and then shoot them!

Sounds fun.

>>30137004
"You know what, fuck it. Just land me on the most isolated tropical island you can find." You sigh.

"I know just the place." Bruttenholm chuckles. "It's run by an old friend of mine. It's sort of place where soldiers and veterans can go to relax. He calls it Haven."

"Huh."

"But don't let the clientele he caters to fool you. It still hosts some of the top of the line creature comforts you'd expect from a world class resort." Bruttenholm adds.

"Okay. I'll give it a shot." You agree.

"Now, I know you want Carol to come alone." Bruttenholm adds. "What about Leo?"

>Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.
>Nah, I'm pretty sure he's got better things to do.
>Other

>>30137337
>Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.

>>30137337
>Other
I'll ask him.

>>30137337
>>30137355
This. Ask him. He might have other plans.

>>30137355
This.

>>30137337
>Nah, I'm pretty sure he's got better things to do.
Maximum obliviousness.

>>30137337
>Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.
And >>30137355

He's going, but we should give the illusion that he had choice in the matter.

>>30137337
>>Nah, I'm pretty sure he's got better things to do.

>>30137337
>Other
"I'll ask him. He did end up being handy the last time I needed to bust some heads."

>>30137337
>Sure, he can tag along like last time. I'll need help managing Carol.

>>30137337
This >>30137355

>>30136456
>>30136260

I kind of want that as well...as much as I like the other Magical Girl quests, I really want one where we're not a lesbian

>>30137355

This.

But first we need to introduce Carol to grandpa

>>30137337
"I'll ask." You walk up to the door and open it, leaning out into the hall. There, you can see Leo teaching Carol about the history behind the Freedom Star. Carol, wide eyed, just sits there listening to him.

"Hey! Leo!" You call out. "Wanna come on a tropical island vacation with me and Carol?"

"Sure, I got nothing better to do." Leo shrugs.

"Great!"

You reenter Bruttenholm's office and sit down.

"Yeah, he's coming."

"Excellent." Bruttenholm nods. "We can arrange for transport to leave right away, unless you have any business to take care of, first.

>Nah, let's go.
>Actually, I still have to- [specify]
>Other

>>30137577
>Nah, let's go.

>>30137577
Tour now or beach now?

>>30137577
>>Actually, I still have to- [specify]

Introduce Carol to Bruttenholm.

Tell her to call him gramps.

>>30137577
>>Actually, I still have to- [specify]
Give a brief tour of the station to Carol.

>>30137577
>Other: Introduce Carol to gramps
Why are you not doing this?

>>30137577
We should probably leave a message for Heartlancer wishing her well, but that's little more than a written letter or phone call.

>Nah, let's go.

>>30137605
>>30137610
The introduction should be part of the tour.

>>30137577
Introduction and tour

>>30137577
>Other
we'll go, but here carol, this is your grandpa. go give him a hug!

>>30137577
"Not just yet." You say. "Don't you want to see Carol in person?"

"Well, I suppose." Bruttenholm nods.

You open the door to allow Carol to enter. She leaps in and hugs you again. Man, you REALLY needed to teach her about personal space.

"Hey, Mom, who's the old guy?" Carol asks, pointing to Bruttenholm. To his credit, he doesn't seem bothered by the rude statement.

"That 'old man', is Grandpa Bruttenholm!" You say. "And don't call people like him 'old man', they really don't like that."

"Okay!" Carol nods rapidly. "Hi Grandpa!"

This time, your prescient enough to grab Carol by the collar before she can tackle hug Bruttenholm. You doubt the poor old man would even survive it.

"It's nice to see you too, Carol." Bruttenholm grins. "I hope you and Alice here will grow to be a very effective team."

"But we already are!" Carol pouts.

"Maybe you are." Bruttenholm chuckles.

With that, you say your farewells to Bruttenholm.

"Well, where are we gonna go?" Carol asks excitedly.

>To the Trophy Room.
>To the lounge.
>To the armory.
>To the labs.
>To Mission Control.
>Other

>>30137870
>To the Trophy Room.

We've never seen this before.

>>30137870
>To the Trophy Room.
nice

>>30137870
>To the armory
I would say Alice's favorite place first. Then to the;
>To the Trophy Room.

>>30137870
>>To the Trophy Room.

AND THEN THE ARMORY.

Never to early to start kids on effective gun safety!

>>30137870
>To the Trophy Room.

>>30137870
>To the Trophy Room.

Make sure we've got a handle on her. Dunno if the smell of so much magic will drive her loopy or what.

>>30137870
>To the armory.
The Trophy Room is only going to be filled with mementos of friends we've had to kill.

>>30137870
Well, you really didn't want to, but you knew you had to at some point, so you might as well get it out of the way. You decide to show Carol the Trophy Room. The Trophy Room was where you kept all of the magical items you collected from slain or captured MGs. "Transforming Elements" or "Magical Foci" or whatever people decided to call them, they were stored here. They they weren't dangerous on their own, and were pretty much useless once the MG they were connected was killed, the items were still put in secure storage nonetheless. Better not to take any chances.

After hitting the lock combination and passing the retinal exam, the giant vault door that led to the Trophy Room slowly pulled itself open. Inside was like a little girls' room. Lots of items that wouldn't be out of place in the possession of a preteen girl, like makeup tools, compacts, wands, necklaces, rings, and all sorts of things. However, there was the occasional oddball item, like a katana. Seriously, who the fuck would use something as obvious as a katana as their transforming element? Then you remembered that she was an absolutely crazy bitch, even before the War.

"Ooooooh, I can FEEL the residual magic in here." Carol says as she sniffs the air. "How many trophies are there?"

>Too many.
>Not nearly enough.
>I lost count.
>Other

>>30138336
>I lost count.

>>30138336
>>I lost count.

And thrn ask the computer

>>30138336
>>Too many.