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Nothing too special to say, so let's get this started!

Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommand

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest

Past Quests:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witches
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20Quest

ROSTER AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/AgTjNxdm
FACILITIES: http://pastebin.com/5Fk5p19Y

You are the PRODUCER, a former soldier hired to manage a group of teenage girls on their rise to stardom, assuming they don't get killed in the process!

You're currently getting ready for your second official performance, this time at the Peter Weyland High School. This was a pretty big deal, since PWHS was one of the largest high schools in Delta City, meaning this was a big chance to dig into the teen audience.

(cont)
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>>30110830

David didn't seem too concerned, though. Apparently he seemed to think teens were easy to please. As long as idols showed the right amount of skin in the right places, it didn't matter what they were hearing. Nonetheless, you had him actually work to put out a few new songs since you would be performing throughout the night.

Right now, though, it was early morning, several hours before the PWHS Prom was set to officially start. Already, you could see workers and school staff shuffling back and forth as they were converting the school's multipurpose hall in a massive party room. No expense was spared apparently, with robotic food and drink servers, holographic projectors, the works. However, they haven't quite finished setting up the stage, so your idols couldn't practice their routines just yet. They were backstage reviewing their wardrobe with Jenner.

However, not everything was going well. You've heard dark rumors concerning other performance groups that had previously been contracted by the school suddenly dropping out due to various misfortunes. While there was no proof of it, You and Jenner believe foul play is involved.

Meanwhile, you decide to...

>Go check up on your idols.
>Explore the school for a bit, get an idea of the layout.
>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.
>Other
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>>30110838
>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.

My paranoia demands it!
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>>30110838
>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.
Did we invite Cole's fanclub to the prom?
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>>30110871
Unfortunately, nonstudents are not allowed on school grounds without permission, and the school has a very extensive security system.
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>>30110838
>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.

>>30110914
Darn I was about to support that.
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>>30110838
>>Explore the school for a bit, get an idea of the layout.
Send the dog to scout
>>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.
We talk to the principal.
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>>30110914
Thanks Merc. We should probably tap into this security system, get better command and control capabilities.

Do we know what the cheerleaders are doing right now? We should keep an eye on them.
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>>30110914
Can we send the dog to scout the school?
If so then
>>30110838
>>send K-ZWOLF to explore the school for a bit, get an idea of the layout.
>>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.
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>>30110838
>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.
and send our robo dog to scout the school
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>>30110838
>>Explore the school for a bit, get an idea of the layout.

How bad would it be if we smacked some sense into the local cheer team with a heavy pipe wrench?
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>>30110914
You didn't update the character sheet Merc.
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Just for some discussion, do we have any long term plans? Any new markets we should try to exploit, or options for expanding the business?
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>>30110838
>>Talk to the principal and get some intel on the situation.

>Send the Wolf to patrol the school if possible.
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>>30110914
Hey Merc, [spoilers] P.U.C.H.I.s when? we can't have a proper Idol quest with out them, even as a toy mechendice of our Idols? [/spoiler]
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>>30111008
Hit the middle class hard and then go down.
Less chance of the big guys going after us and we can use numbers to help spread our popularity through osmosis.
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Gentlemen, we have a Code Yellow in progress! Clover Studios is planning to perform at a local high-school prom. This may not seem important compared to their other shows, but our analyst Dr. Richard Swatiskalonest predicts that depending on their success, this could ultimately determine the fate of the nation. Dr. Swatiskalonest?
(1/3)
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>>30110989
It would have been nice to pre-empt the cheerleaders by sic-ing them with Cole's troublemakers armed with Pig's blood, for proper reference.
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>>30111043
Not a bad plan. How do we do that?
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>>30111045
If Clover proves successful, every hormonal high-school student would fantasize being with them rather than get in an actual relationship. Untold numbers of young men staying virgins for the rest of their lives, doing all sorts of things while looking at pictures of them. Birth rates plummeting while the tissue paper industry soars, causing massive deforestation to keep up with production, and in turn, accelerating climate change!

(2/3)
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>>30111059
>DISTRICTS FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX: PRIMARY HABITATION
>These districts are where the vast majority of Delta City's workforce resides, ranging from single family homes to high rise apartment towers.

>DISTRICT SEVEN: INDUSTRIAL SECTOR
>Contains the countless factories and warehouses that pump out and store Delta City's gods.

>DISTRICT EIGHT: SLUMS
>Houses the workers for the industrial sector as well as the most menial of Delta City's jobs.

>DISTRICT NINE: PENAL COLONY
>Reserved for prisoners who are forced to work the most dangerous and/or undesirable jobs in order to work off their prison sentences.
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>>30111075
To say nothing of the effects it will have on their souls!
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>>30111043
>>30111059
I'm guess we just follow US history and introduce introduce white-washed versions of black culture to white people, or in this case introduce some whitewashed version Tomb culture.

reference: see blues, Jazz, Rock and roll, rap
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>>30111075
My God, this is going to be Highschool Musical 9 all over again!

(3/3)
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>>30111096
>>30111059
By hitting six and 5 pretty hard and work our way down.
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I'm thinking that as long as we've identified our only likely opponents, instead of confronting the cheerleaders directly we should attempt to distract and bribe them. Essentially, we arrange a meeting and tell them that we're impressed with how elegantly they dealt with the first company hired to do this job and we're willing to scout them for talent. They'll hold off in case we're genuine and, hopefully, even after discussions because they believe we'll get back to them. At the very least, it'll buy us time during which they're not taking action and give us a chance to gather intel.
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>>30111109
>whitewashed version Tomb culture.

I can totally dig this.
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>>30111117
Patience, gentlemen...

Project Blacklight nears completion and will soon undergo market testing...

We shall wait...
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>>30111123
Could be a good idea.
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>>30111008

Hire a doctor.

Hire a nutritionist.

Hire a couple faceless unpaid interns.

Find a girl that can be our "showcase" singer.

Find a girl that can be our "showcase" dancer.

Find sponsorship from a fast food conglomerate.

Find sponsorship from a car manufacturer.

Find sponsorship from a PMC.

Find some acting gigs for our idols beyond commercials plugging sodas and cars.

Go on a world tour.

Upgrade our junky-ass passenger van to a tour megabus with built in holo-screen TV's, haptic interfaces, and a hot tub.

Buy a private jet.

Buy a couple mansions in the Hollywood hills.

Appeal the FUCK out of the 18-34 demographic, both men and women.

Retire at the age of fifty-seven, knowing that we have built the greatest media empire the world has ever seen.

Get the band back together twenty years later for a reunion tour.

See the empire crumble in on itself as our idols overdose, crash, and commit suicide.

Be inducted into the Idol Hall of Fame.

Die well.
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>>30111109
you don't white wash Tomb culture, you need to acid bath it, then pressure wash it to get the filth out of it.
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>>30111141
WE KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE RULE 63 SOUNDWAVE!
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>>30111198
>Hire a nutritionist.
Or should we hire a dietician? How can we choose!?
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>>30111206
You do realize it'll be a group of super-idols, right?
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>>30111206
I would so do soundwave...god damn!
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>>30111002
Damn, I knew I was forgetting something!

>>30110838
You mentally ping K-Zwolf to check on his location. You see that he's positioned backstage along with the girls in guard dog mode. Unfortunately, you had to bring him in the stealth package since it would look bad bringing obvious weapons into the school. However, you were able to convince school officials that K-Zwolf classified as a "service animal", which was true, in a way.

"ORDERS, SIR?" K-Zwolf queries.

"K-Zwolf, scout out and map the school building. And be discreet about it."

"ACKNOWLEDGED."

Satisfied, you make your way to the Principal's office. It was a rather simple room, with a wooden desk filled to the brim with books and paperwork, as well as seats for presumably naught students that were forced to report in.

"Ah, you're the Producer, aren't you?" Principal Janek grins and shakes your hand. "Sorry, I was just taking care of some budgetary matters. I wear, these Proms get more expensive every year..."

>Ask him about the school's security measures.
>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.
>Ask him about the students.
>Other
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>>30111251
than i'll take blaster thank you very much
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>>30111282
>>Ask him about the school's security measures.
then lead into
>>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.
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>>30111282
>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.

>Ask him about the students.
Particularly problem students. Maybe we'll find someone who has a problem with the cheerleaders.
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>>30111282
>Ask him about the school's security measures.
>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.
>Ask him about the students.
Also directly ask him about rumors that the Cheerleaders were behind the accidents.

>>30111204
All the music became popular once white people started doing them. Jazz became popular once the musicians were white, Rock-and-roll became popular once Elvis and the Beatles started doing it.

Rap is still trash but popular as shit. If we can identify something in the tombs that would be popular outside of it, then we can ride the wave of success to history.
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>>30111282
>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.
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>>30111235

I say we hire both.

And then have it blow up in our faces when journalists start asking questions why we support fast food business even though such businesses have contributed immensely to the rise of Mega-Obesity and exploded the Hover Chair market while our Idols drink pulverized kale and tuna.
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>>30111235
>>30111335
I have a feeling Cole will hate the nutritionist, whoever we hire.
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>>30111335
>>30111357
I would like to hire an information specialist as we can get more intel on these jobs
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>>30111357
Merc made things simple there is no need to over complicate things and instead lets get a doctor and a workshop person(could be a hacker instead, but it depends if you want weapons or info.).
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>>30111357

Whatever she prescribes for the girls' diets can't be any worse than what's in Tombs.

We'll just need to make sure any of the nutritionist's prescribed "diet supplements" don't contain anything illegal, addictive, or both.
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>>30111357
Also, we should ask Lilith on how Cole is doing in general.
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If Cole ever gets a Puchi, I bet it'll probably act like she did when we first met her...just like a cat. Distant at first, but warms up to you the more you spend time with it.
Plus, it'll be hilarious to use a spray bottle on it.
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>>30111421
Maybe a nutritionist-chef? Healthy and delicious? Although that might get pricy.
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>>30111282
>Ask him about the students.
then
>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.
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>>30111447
>Puchi
Eh?
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>>30111282
>>Ask him about the school's security measures.
>>Ask him about the recent string of accidents.
These seem important

Also how are we going to protect Rin?
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>>30111379
>>30111389

Besides expanding our team, we should really think on how big we want our group to be. Four is a great number to start with, but we're definitely gonna need more girls if we want to have a stake in every part of the market. The question is, how many girls should we have, and what kind of girls do we want or need to appeal to all the different markets out there?
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>>30111447
i bet it would short out if you sprayed it. but don't do that unless we need to repremand it.
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>>30111507
6-9 girls is a good number.
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>>30111459

It will be worth it. A good diet will ensure that our girls keep healthy--or that when they do get sick, they'll recover quickly. And when they keep healthy, it'll be easier for them to keep fit; they keep fit, and with a good amount of practice, they'll be able to nail those dance routines that make the whole audience scream their names.
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>>30111507
>>30111549
Forgot to mention that we would get 1 more combat idol from the tomb and it would be the robot chick and after that we get the rest of our ideas from else ware.
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>>30111507
we'll also will need someone to man the main frame and run our cyber security. that and hunt down intel we'll need. a real doctor will be a life saver. but having a tech to improve our gear wouldn't be bad either.
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>>30111507
We should keep the group small and focused for now, try to get some good publicity and a good hit out to build the financial foundation of our empire.

We can start recruiting more girls from the Tombs, they seem to be impressive. Also we need to balance them with sane combat-idols.
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>>30111566
I said it before you guys are over complicating things that Merc simplified, just think of the doctor as the one that takes care of their health and assume that they get everything that they need.
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>>30111594
I think we should grow it to 6 and have the max either be 9 or 12.(since getting stuck doing 1 job at a time is going to get us in the red if we hire a full staff)
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>>30111507
There is no "target number" of girls; like any corporation, we want to expand at the maximum rate that our profits and market share can support.

I would recommend hiring girls in small groups, similar to our first one, if possible; each "front" girl with singing/dancing skills and PR training will need a dedicated backup combat team. We can mix and match backup girls with front singers, but as much as possible we'll want our backup girls to train with the same combat girls they'll be working with so that we have well-honed teams.

For the moment, though, keep things small until we have at least a bit better income. Then we'll look for another front girl and a handful of backers. Then solidify income again, expand, and repeat.
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>>30111282
"Well, Principal, one of the foremost things I'm concerned with is security." You say. "You know how it is. Schools are just getting so dangerous these days."

"Ah, yes, I can understand the concern." Janek nods. "But don't worry, Peter Weyland High School has state of the art automated security! The entire school perimeter is lined with a shock fence, and the cameras are set to automatically detect threats approaching the school. Also, all of our main entrances are equipped with scanners to check for any smuggled contraband or weapons. Nothing can get in or out without or knowledge!"

"Ah, that's a relief!" You nod.

However, inside, you're not quite so relieved as you appear. You noted how Janek was boasting about security erected against external threats. However, he said nothing about the school's internal security. Either he's trying to keep it a secret from you, or it was just one of common bureaucratic oversights.

"What about the string of 'accidents' we've been hearing about, then?" You ask.

"Hearsay and rumors." Janek waves them off. "You know how teenagers love to talk. Don't think any of it!"

You get the feeling that Janek is not telling you the truth on at least one of the questions. You COULD try wringing more info out of him, but you don't want to risk torpedoing your deal, either.

>Try to pry more info out of the Principal.
>Forget it. You'll get your own intel.
>Other
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>>30111691
>>Other
Stare him down.
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>>30111476

Puchimas. Basically, take any normal Idol, compress it into a Chibi form, and exaggerate the main characteristics of the Idol the Puchi is imitating to the point of Flanderization.

The end result is adorable, about the size of a fat cat, and can be annoying to overflowing with cuteness to obnoxious, depending on the temperament of the Idol the Puchi is replicating.
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>>30111638
this anon got it! but let us also fill our company slots as well.
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>>30111691
>>Try to pry more info out of the Principal.

[X] Doubt
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>>30111727
So, are they robots or some weird ditto?
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>>30111691
>Try to pry more info out of the Principal.
"Sir, I respect the work you do here and I know you always put the welfare of your students first. However, I'm a security specialist in charge of protecting these girls and I'm afraid about possible internal threats due to student politics. If you know of anything or can help me and anyway, then I can head off these threats. I think the last thing we want are possible lawsuits, angry parents, or the high school appearing on local news.
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>>30111715
second! we glare at him.
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>>30111821
Hmm, sounds good. Supporting
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>>30111691
[X] Try to pry more info out of the Principal. Subtly.
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>>30111596
Have to agree with you there.

Personally I feel like we've been neglecting combat training when it comes to our staff hires, and it's beginning to show. I know we're very experienced in this area, attempting to hand train our girls is cutting into out producer duties and visa versa.
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>>30111821
Seconding. We need to know about problem students.
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>>30111766
in the orgianal setting, were not sure but they are alive. in this setting of Merc's, i would bet they are robots.
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>>30111691
>Give him a very even stare. "So you can guarantee the safety of my girls, then."
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>>30111831
>>30111715
Too hostile, don't want to fuck with the clients, not at the level we are at right now. Unless it is an urgent situation, anyways I don't think we will get good info from him.
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>>30111821
>>30111715
wait....
Why not both?.jpg
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>>30111853
Yeah i get that /tg/ loves to micro manage, but i don't want the threads to have serious pacing issues and money issues because we hired a lot of people for no good reason.
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>>30111691
You decide that you need to get everything you can out of the principal. Not just for your own good, but for your girls as well. You needed to be ready for anything.

>Coax the information out of him.
>Intimidate him into telling you what you want.
>Other
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>>30111916
the heck is that pic?
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>>30111965
Infant skull, those are the adult teeth before growing in.
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>>30111965
Children's heads are full of teeth.

Child skeletons throw them as weapons.
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>>30111954
""Sir, I respect the work you do here and I know you always put the welfare of your students first. However, I'm a security specialist in charge of protecting these girls and I'm afraid about possible internal threats due to student politics. If you know of anything or can help me and anyway, then I can head off these threats. I think the last thing we want are possible lawsuits, angry parents, or the high school appearing on local news."
Keep it professional and convince him it's in our best interest to work together

>>30111853
>>30111916
What's interesting is that the boss hired a security specialist for a producer role, interesting hire.

But I guess we're a small operation for now, and we need jacks of trades

>>30111965
Growing teeth.
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>>30111954
>Coax the information out of him.
first. if he's still playing dumb, be a bit firmer.
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>>30111954
>>Coax the information out of him.
We know he's lying. Lets see if we can sweet talk the goods out of him. Lets bring up the safety of our girls. And the dire consequences of his allowing them to be injured.
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>>30111916
Well, there is a faction that wants to get into very intricate detail with regards to the mechanics of the shows, but it can be to the detriment to other aspects like combat.

>>30111965
It's you, before your baby teeth feel out.
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>>30111954
>>Coax the information out of him.
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>>30112021
I just want us to help with combat training and getting gigs set up, there is no need to do anything else other than to check up on our employees and see if the girls need anything.
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>>30111954
>Coax the information out of him. Emphasize how getting publicly caught unprepared is worse than privately admitting to a security issue.
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>>30111981
>>30111991
>>30111998
>>30112021
still, a bit weird to see it like that. must have been a pic swap again.
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>>30112050
We should always be playing some role in the girl's combat training, but I think our operation has already grown to the point that we need someone to supplement our time. Ideally someone with a very different background than us to help the girls build up a diverse set of skills.
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>>30112126
Size seems to match. Looks like anon just wanted to post a spoopy skellington
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>>30111954
"Come on, Principal, I think we both know there's more to this than you're letting on." You sigh. "I understand that you have a duty to protect our students, but I have a duty to protect my idols as well. I dearly hope these won't be mutually exclusive objectives."

>roll 1d20
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>>30112152

Like a Chris Costa or Sonny Puzikas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZpoz6BhCp4
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Rolled 16

>>30112205
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Rolled 1

>>30112205
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Rolled 10

>>30112205
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Rolled 15

>>30112184
Where is your god now?

>>30112205
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Rolled 15

>>30112205

>>30112214
God dammit. Can we use a star power to cancel this one?
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Rolled 3

>>30112205

Here goes something!
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>>30112214
I just had to roll.
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Rolled 6

>>30112214
Shit. Let's see if I luck out.

>>30112205
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>>30112214
Wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>30112214
OK! Where is the next venue we can perform at? Teens sucks anyway....
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Rolled 4

>>30112205
rollin' rollin' rollin'
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>>30112214
Star power it is.
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>>30112214
Don't we have a reroll aviable?
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>>30112211
>Sonny
lel

Is he in jail now or just out of a job?
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>>30112214
our first 1 of the thread, I wonder how many more we'll get.
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>>30112262
yup 1 star power, i'm willing to use it now since this is basically blowing the gig for us.
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>>30112276
>>30112262
>>30112260
Guys, it just cancels out the highest roll. We'll still get the 10.

Save that star power for later.
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>>30112291
This.

Save it for a roll that either keeps the girls from getting hurt or for the actual performance itself
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>>30112291
I forget what system we are using.

Merc, can you explain?
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>>30112291
no its a critfail.
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>>30112284
I don't think so, we didn't choose a forceful option.

>>30112291
Isn't second-highest 15? I'm new to this stuff so I don't quite get how it works.
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>>30112211
I was thinking someone not from a military background. Intelligence, police work, or "other" activities.
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>>30112291
actually I heard that it cancels everything else save for a 20.
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>>30112316
First 3 bruv, it's that way for most quests

>>30112291
I agree with saving it, we're trying to cajole here anyways, a crit fail should get us an icy response at worst. A aggressive approach could have been disastrous.

But if we can reroll people will, people can't seem to resist rerolling in even the most inane of situations.
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>>30112214
Well, shoot, you have 1 STAR POWER left.

Do you want to cancel that 1?

>Y/N
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112361
Could you recap the dice mechanics, please?
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>>30112361
N
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>>30112361
>Y
We are canceling a hard crit fail, right?
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>>30112361
N
Let the quest burn.
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>>30112361
N
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>>30112361
Y
we are basically insulting the guy.
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>>30112361
N

I really don't think this is a good use of our star power.
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>>30112361
If it's an automatic critfail, then Y. Otherwise N.
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>>30112361
Y

This has a chance of torpedoing the deal. Cannot risk that.
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>>30112361
N

Not worth it right now. We already know something's up and to be on our guard.
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>>30112361
Don't reroll guys, this isn't a fucking critical situation. This isn't a big deal, save the point you bastards
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>>30112361
B
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>>30112361
>Y
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112361
>N

Even if it's a critfail, it shouldn't blow the whole gig.
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>>30112361
N
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112361
N
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>>30112404
information is a big deal that and if this goes bad enough, we'll lose the job.
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>>30112361
T
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>>30112404
>>30112401
>>30112398
>>30112388
We are basically saying to his face(our employer), that he has a faulty security system and that he is trying to hide something, he will take offense to that nat 1 and it will either cost the job or make things worse.(less pay or help all together)
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>>30112423
This for fucks sake, people need to stop overreacting.

>>30112433
Not exactly our one and only source of information bud. That's assuming he even knows a damn thing. Not worth our only point. Something WILL go wrong at the concert.
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>>30112404
/tg/ has a bad habit of panicking at the first sign of trouble. This will come back to bite us in the ass very soon.
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112455
We didn't push hard enough for that, unless Merc plays the Bastard DM card and blows everything out of proportion.
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>>30112375
1s are an autofail. 20s are a crit success, but you can downgrade them to an autosuccess and you get a STAR POWER point in return.

STAR POWER lets you cancel 1s, or add a modifier to your highest roll equal to a particular idol's appeal.

If a 1 or 20 are rolled at once, they cancel each other out and the third roll is taken.

Double 1s are a critfail that not even STAR POWER can cancel. Double 20s get you a crit success AND one STAR POWER.
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112455
Worst case scenario is he doesn't hire us again, worst case scenario later someone dies because we don't have any points.
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>>30112361
Y
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>>30112361
N, save the fcking point when we need to dodge a bullet, like from a sniper or something.
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>>30112361
Okay, I'm calling a revote on this. Post link and corresponding number ONLY. Voting ends in five minutes.

Use STAR POWER?
1. Y
2. N
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>>30112491
>worst case scenario later someone dies because we don't have any points.
For fucks sakes this is a highschool at least be reasonable, and say the worst is the girls get hurt.
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
2.
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>>30112504
2. N
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112482
Wha...what about triples? It will happen, eventually.
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112512
>>30112520
>>30112521
These are all wrong. Please try and follow instructions.
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112504
1
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Wanna point out it says "autofail", not "critfail". So don't freak out so much.
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>>30112512
>the number N

>>30112527
>>30112533
>the number Y

That reading comprehension.
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
Y
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112540
Corrected mine merc.
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>>30112504
2. N
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112504
>2.N
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>>30112544
still the auto fail is still pretty bad as it might still insult the guy and the missed out information might prove hazardous to the Idols.
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
2
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>>30112571
The principal isn't our only source of information, we already suspect the cheerleaders had a hand in it, we can investigate from there.
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112571
We just got to send out dog in sensor mode to get the information we need.
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112563
As did I. I'm really not sure what merc is getting at here.
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>>30112504
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>>30112504
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>>30112359
everytim
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>>30112571
I'd rather fail the roll, assume the worst and save the star power for the actual gig or whatever else happens.

Information won't magically prevent shit from happening.
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>>30112604
I doubt it'd be as good as getting information. Technology even in cyberpunk isn't a magical cure all.
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>>30112504
Two
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>>30112623
Voting is over.
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>>30112504
1
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>>30112625
it's still better than not knowing anything. If they're caught by surprise they'll have a harder time fighting back, especially with teh "wonderful" /tg/ dice.
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Besides two 20's, what other ways are there to get star power?
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>>30112656

Cancelling a single 20
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>>30112656
They way we go this one. Getting 1 20, but downgrading the success and storing it.
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>>30112671
What happens if we collect 10 Starpowers and use them all at once?
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>>30112725
What if we get three nat 20's?
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>>30112725
Then whatever we're spending them on goes as well as they can possibly go.
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>>30112725
>What happens if we collect 10 Starpowers

Then we have 10 starpowers

>and use them all at once?
Not possible.
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>>30112725
its just a modifier, not an automatic 20, they are basically saves for nat 1s and extra help on getting a success.
>>30112741
2 starpowers instead of 1.
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>>30112749
We can't spend more than one starpower to add multiples of an idol's Appeal to rolls?
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>>30112725
Jenner Ending?
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>>30112779
Who do I have to sacrifice to get that ending.

Therapist is nice too but Jenner....
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>>30112725
We create a super-massive black-hole.
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>>30112758
>>30112749
>>30112768
>>30112725
>or add a modifier to your highest roll equal to a particular idol's appeal.
NAME: Rin Shibuya
APP: 2

NAME: Julie D'Aubigny
APP: 2

NAME: Rochelle Wade
APP: 2

NAME: Cole
APP: 1
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>>30112790
>who do I have to sacrifice?

Cole
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>>30112790

No one?

Our idols are daughterus. No lewding.
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>>30112725
The ultimate moe blob
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>>30112807
Right, so the question is, could we spend 2 starpower to add +4 to one of Rin's rolls?
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>>30112779
>>30112790
No one in this quest truly cares about Jenner. She's just a walking pair of tits to us.
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>>30112725
you'd divide by zero the whole thread!
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>>30112816
Jenner is not a idol but our Assistant.
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>>30112837
Maybe, but it would be hard to get people to go along with it, since it seems that star power early on is for nat 1 and later on when the girls appeals get higher for rolls.
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>>30112843
If anything, we're more thankful that her brother, Ichika, is dead.
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>>30112814
not worth it
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>>30112855

Exactly
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>>30112807
Okay so starpower would only ad a +2(+1 for cole), so why are people acting like the star power was an automatic 20?
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>>30112814

cole is for adopting
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>>30112881
Star Power can add an Appeal modifier to the roll OR cancel a 1.
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>>30112213
>>30112214
STAR POWER USED
REMAINING STAR POWER: 0

"All right...." Janek sighs. "Close the door."

You nod and close the office door behind you, while Janek hits a key next to the windows, turning them opaque. He then turns to you, visibly sweating now.

"Look, you didn't hear any of this from me, okay?" Janek sighs. "Those accidents you've been asking about? I've got no proof, but I'm certain our Cheer Squad is behind it."

"Why?" You blink. "And why all the secrecy?"

"The Cheer Squad Leader, Clarissa Hastings, she's a bit of a, well, how do the kids say it... an 'attention whore'. She's always dead set on being the center of attention." Janek shakes his head. "Her father is also a high ranking executive in Weland Yutani and is on the school board, so you understand why we're reluctant in trying to confront her."

So you were dealing with a spoiled brat used to get her way. Typical.

"I suppose she doesn't act alone." You continue.

"No, she's smart enough not to get herself directly involved. She's also the Student Council President and has a lot of the school clubs under her control, through seduction or intimidation." Janek sighs. "If she's going to go after you, she'll be sending proxies to do the dirty work."

"What sort of opposition can I expect?"

"She has three clubs she uses in particular to further her goals. The Football Team provides her muscle, the Computer Science Club lets her have some amount of control over the school systems, and the Martial Arts club basically handle her wetwork."

"Okay." You nod.

"Look, I have to go to a staff conference in a few minutes, and Mr. Hastings will be there as well. If I'm late they'll start getting suspicious."

>Ask if you can have access to the school's security system.
>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.
>Get more details on these clubs.
>Other
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>>30112864
It's honestly a little bit disturbing how little we care about that. I don't even like Jenner and think we should show a little more interest.
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>>30112908
>Ask if you can have access to the school's security system.
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>>30112908
>>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.

A person like her must have some enemies.
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>>30112908
Contact the father about his daughters conduct, see how he is with it.
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>>30112908

Oh god. We're dealing with cyberpunk Satsuki Kiryuuin, aren't we.

>Get more details on these clubs.
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>>30112908
>>Ask if you can have access to the school's security system.
>>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.
These can be said in the same sentence.
>>Get more details on these clubs
Message jenner to do this for us.
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>>30112908
>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.

We need allies. Having access is nothing if the Computer club can cut it off.
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>>30112908
>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.

>>30112939
I'd like to see you try. No, seriously. 70% of the time, kids turn that way because of their parents.
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>>30112908
>>Ask if you can have access to the school's security system.
>>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.
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>>30112908
God dammit, what is up with this universe.

The football and martial arts are direct threats, we should be able to provide security. The Computer Science Club is asymmetrical.

>Ask if there's anybody you can enlist to work against Clarissa.
Hopefully there is a defense against the computer science club. A hacking club?
"Sir, is it possible to produce evidence of Clarissa Hastings misdeeds and shame her father?"
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>>30112908
>>Get more details on these clubs.
Since she won't be directly involve, we need more into on the clubs.

Also I think we need the protection package for Rin. she's the only won without any training
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Rolled 13, 49 = 62

>>30112908
ask if this attention whores dady has any power to get in our way if she dosent get hers tonight
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>>30112908
Get lists of what students are in all those clubs and their information/appearances. We'll need to be able to identify likely threats.
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>>30112982
>>30112986
the bitch's dad is covering for her. he'll just make things worse for us. ignore him.
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>>30113071
No who her dad is worse, we will leave her the fuck alone and just make sure this goes smoothly.
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Biggest problem is the computer club. The rest we should be able to handle.

Probably will try to sabotage the performance tech? If we're using older not-connected to PCs stuff those will be safe from manipulation.
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>>30113097
no they can mess with security and the lights, they should be our priority targets.
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>>30113097
I agree. Which is why we need allies.
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>>30113097
Maybe we can find a hacker around here that, with Cole's help, will shut them down.

As for the other two clubs, a traditional fight will have to do.
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>>30113129

Ask Jenner to focus on the computing club?

The little missus might be free from scandal but her underlings won't be. There MUST be some crap that they've gotten to. Like records of students leaving the club under bad circumstances, maybe forced out.

We might be able to recruit our hacker staff from those.
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>>30113097
We do have an invisible robo-dog. Having that show up behind a skinny nerd and growl is likely to get him to reconsider his course of action.
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>>30112908
"One more question." You say, stopping Janek. "A girl like Clarissa, she has to have made a lot of enemies, too. You think you can tell me anything about them?"

"Well..." Janek blinks. "There are three clubs that might be willing to help you. The Engineering club has always been in conflict with her since she keeps siphoning their budget to Computer Science. There's also the Biker Club. It was a good way to funnel all our delinquents in one place, but Clarissa revoked their club status this year, so they're not very happy about it. And then we have the Classic Games Club which... Clarissa just doesn't like them at all."

"Thanks." You say.

"Anyways, good luck with the performance. I really mean it." Janek sighs. "Just... try not to do anything that puts us on headlines, all right?"

"I'll do my best." You nod.

Well, that was something.

>Go find the Engineering Club.
>Go find the Biker Club.
>Go find the Classic Games Club.
>Other
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>>30113218
>Go find the Biker Club.
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>>30113218
>>Go find the Engineering Club.
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>>30113218
>Go find the Biker Club.

Gotta work with what you know.
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>>30113218
Go to the engineering club, and the biker club if time permits. We need counter hackers if the computer club wants to fuck with our shit
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>>30113218
>Other
>Explore the school for a bit, get an idea of its layout, and make sure we don't have any tails before hitting up the clubs
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>>30113218
>Go find the Engineering Club.
We need to counter the Computer Science Club, also they can probably upgrade K-Zwolf later!
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>>30113218
>Go find the Engineering Club.
get them to put the stuff we need on a separate network with a single access point
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>>30113218
>Go find the Biker Club.

Pompadours ahoy
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>>30113218
>>Go find the Engineering Club.
Rule #1: Never piss off an engineer, otherwise they'll find a way to hurt you in the most epic way possible.
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>>30113218
>Go find the Engineering Club.
If time permits,
>Go find the Biker Club.

Cyber warfare is our weakest spot and it'd be amusing if Cole ends up with a new addition to her fan club.
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>>30113218
>Go find the Biker Club.
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>>30113218
>>Go find the Engineering Club.

They can handle the hackers I guess
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>>30113218
>>Go find the Engineering Club.
>>Go find the Biker Club.
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>>30113264
engineer here, most of that is posturing and using big words to sound intimidating

bikers will actually beat your shit with metal pipes
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>>30113218
>>Go find the Biker Club.

We might find some more fans of Cole's
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>>30113218
>Go find the Engineering Club.
they can counter what ever the computer club can do.
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>>30113306
This.

I dunno if the engineering club can outhack the computer club. Maybe we can outmuscle the nerds.
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Hell, maybe the Engineer Club will be spending their time trying to figure out how the hell Cole works?
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>>30113218
>Go find the Engineering Club.
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>>30113321
they don't need to outhack the nerds. they just need to rewire the system
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>>30113321
they could fix any faulty equipment and damaged done by all 3 groups.
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>>30113321
I don't even get where people are getting engineers=hackers. Most engineers don't know shit about computers, only how to use autocad.
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>>30113321
The problem is that the computer club geek may not be on campus. Engineering includes the practical nerds, so they might be able to Tim Taylor a solution together
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>>30113337
that is probably a biotech problem, not an electical engineer type of problem. but they could wire her up to help with the situation we're in.
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>>30113357
Yeah, that's not how computers work...
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>>30113357
Or, we can just unplug one thing and screw everything else over. That's the thing about computers, they don't work well without redundancies.
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>>30113393
But computers are still "physical", they can still be tampered with by "direct" sabotage. Remove one part from a computer, and something will go wrong. Maybe not now, but later.
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>>30113367

This is a highschool.

At this level, they're not specialised so deeply and most will know some of the other disciplines.
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>>30113337
>>30113382
Nah, just make nifty toys or weapons for Cole.
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>>30113394
>>30113415

In that case we'd be better off with the bikers.
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>>30113438
Yup. It does take an interest in engineering to smash a computer with a pipe wrench.
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>>30113393
>>30113394
I meant maybe set it up so there is only one way to access the system that requires a physical connection to work.
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> Bikers + Engineers
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>>30113470
They'd probably love Cole. Damn, she's turning into our most popular idol instead of Rin.
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>>30113492
If anyone would know how to do that it'd be the computer club, not the engineers. Engineers don't work with computers, they work with machinery.

>>30113512
That's not as out there as you might think. A motorcycle is a serious piece of hardware. I've met bikers know more about mechanical engineering and any ivory tower intellectual.
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You check the map that K-Zwolf had been drawing up as it was exploring the school. You quickly find where the school's engineering workshop was, which was good.

But the bad thing was that it stopped right there.

Frowning, you quickly make your way over the engineering workshop, keeping a wary eye out for anybody who might be tying to follow you. However, you don't see anything suspicious, so you continue on. You finally reach the workshop door, and getting ready for a fight, you quickly swing the door open.

Only to find K-Zwolf lying on his back, getting belly rubbed by an admittedly cute girl. K-Zwolf's optic then flashes when it sees you.

"THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, SIR." K-Zwolf rumbles.

"What is going on here?" You blink.

"Oh, are you this little guy's owner?" The girl grins. "How'd you get him? I mean, it's a genuine Cyber Hound mk3! Those things haven't even been given to the military yet!"

>Erm, who are you, exactly?
>What the heck did you do to K-Zwolf?
>Other
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>>30113589
>Erm, who are you, exactly?
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>>30113589
>Erm, who are you, exactly?

Is it Sunny?!
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>>30113589
>Erm, who are you, exactly?

And would you like a job?
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>>30113589
>Erm, who are you, exactly?

I'd ask to keep a note on her for potential future recruitment but robodog rivalry is an ugly thing.
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>>30113589
>>Other
"So you'll turn over for any cute girl that want to rub your belly, eh wolf?"

>Greetings Miss. Yes, I am his owner. And you are?
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>>30113625
Seconded.
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>>30113589
"Hello, I'm assuming you're part of the Engineering Club?"
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>>30113589
>What the heck did you do to K-Zwolf?

What would Rochelle think Zwolf!
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>>30113589
>Erm, who are you, exactly?

Recruit her for the workshop. Whoever this girl is, I like her already.
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>>30113631
>>30113665
Heh heh, future intern. I love free/cheap labor.
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>>30113665
>not for idol and to be apprentice for who ever we hire for the work shop.
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>>30113589
>>Erm, who are you, exactly?
>>What the heck did you do to K-Zwolf?
Fick ja! Wrench wench is go!
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>>30113665
Remember we're already stretching the budget with 4 girls when the plan was 3.
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>>30113689
Not every girl can sing.
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>>30113680
I like the way you think.
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>>30113696
Gotta test dem pipes then.
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Since nobody cares about the people in the Tombs, do you think Megacorps test their products by using some kind of private Black Ops to freely abduct people?
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>>30113717
Probably. And they probably also release the failures there too.
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>>30113695
We can hire a new person or girl after this job.
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>>30113717
We care that is one of our main recruiting pools
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>>30113717
Its common procedure, all the girls in the tomb at the very least saw a dead body.
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>>30113717
>>30113738
On the huge upside, random former test subjects and augmented girls to recuit.
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>>30113738
I just want to get the cyborg girl and then just high tale it out of there and get another performance idol or turn this engineer girl into an idol/apprentice to the workshop person.
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>>30113731
Still, why hire her when we have her do free slave labo- I mean an internship!
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>>30113768
Hey, if there are more freaks, they are more than welcome to join us. Having a freak idol group is the best thing ever!
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>>30113589
>Erm, who are you, exactly?
and
>other
see if we can recruit her
>>30113665
i agree.
>>30113654
NTR
>>30113680
indeed.
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>>30113717
I'm just imagining that they just abduct entire families during dinner time.
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>>30113779
We will have a stand off of getting a doctor,hacker or workshop person and she could be used as leverage.(health,gear,data)
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>>30113790
well if you say it like that, the only problem is that it will make things harder to do.
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>>30113806
Depending on her skillset she could replace the hacker and workshop person. That just leaves medical and supplementary combat training.
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Did someone say Jenner end?
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>>30113868
>Depending on her skillset she could replace the hacker and workshop person.
She is a highschool student, and at best she would be an assistant, or would you rather get sub par service for your idols?
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>>30113855
*Announcer voice*
They are a renegade group of ill tempered and bad mannered idols, straight from the Tombs, ready to shove the best music you ever heard down your throat and choke you to death.

Please welcome, the Tomb Raiders!
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>>30113869

yesss
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>>30113900
>Tomb Raiders!
damn all those threads about your sex life explained with a video game has tainted this word for me.
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>>30113896
Not the same person, but a free intern could be good for now. So we can save up and get a doctor or something
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>>30113915
Yeah, I made that cringe worthy.

But by this time only old people get that reference.
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>>30113896
For nonessential tasks? Yes. Interngirl is free. Save our money for a doctor or a combat trainer.
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>>30113896
better than what we have in those slots now. at least they will GET some service.
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>>30113869

Sometimes, I feel like the only person here who's hoping for Lilith.
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>>30113929
>>30113927
>>30113916
eh opinions i guess.
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>>30113961
>that pink polkadot umbrella

why am I laughing so hard at this it's so fucking stupid
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>>30113974
New meme from nipon land.
It actually spread because some one was cursing out about the guy being stupid.guy says something embarrassing to the reporter, girlfriend is too embarrassed and hides her face.
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>>30113961
I would love for our girls to get nothing but the best in every way, shape and form. But our money isn't unlimited and we need to make some compromises. That means hiring HS students because their cheaper. It might even mean hiring some staff whose skills were gained less than legal ways. We have to think about what these girl need, not what we want to give them.
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>>30114034
Like i said opinions, we both have different ideas on how to implement her.
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>>30113589
"Erm, not to be rude, but who are you, exactly?" You ask.

"Oh damn, I totally forgot!" The girl stands up and shakes your hand. It was definitely an engineer's hand. You could feel the machine oil grease on it. "Engineering Club President Falynn Emmerich at your service!"

"So you're part of the Engineering Club?"

"Well... I pretty much AM the Engineering Club..." Falynn laughs awkwardly. "It's just me and my lil' robot buddies here."

"...I see." You nod. Well, this was a bit of a let down.

"Oh hey, aren't you the producer for that idol group at Prom tonight? What was it... Clover Entertainment?"

"You know about us?" You blink.

"Saw you guys at the mall." Falynn chuckles. "I was getting some parts and- OH MY GOD IS THAT SYNTHSKIN?! THOSE ARMS ARE BEAUTIFUL!"

Falynn's grip on your hand tightens as she leans in to get a closer look at your arm.

"That's Cyberdyne's Sarif AugArm mk4, isn't it? With smart linking capability? That's awesome! Do you have the retractable swords, too?"

"Ah... no." You laugh a bit. She was certainly very enthusiastic about machines. "Actually, I was sort of wondering if you could help us against Clarissa Hastings."

Falynn's expression immediately darkens.

"Ooooooh, that bitch! First she cuts the club's funding, and then she starts stealing my robot designs and passing them off to her dad! UGGGHHH, I HATE HER SO MUCH!" Falynn then tosses a wrench in anger, which clatters uselessly against the wall.

(cont)
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>>30114034
Consider the fact that any girl of performing age who is employed by our company will be considered a viable target for anti-idol operations by our competitors.

We should not be employing any teenage girls except as idols, or they will get shot and it will be our fault.
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>>30114034
I'm wondering if we should hire a Doctor that had their medical license revoked if it costs less?
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>>30114067

oh yea.

We're in good hands.
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>>30114067
"I take that as a yes."

"Yeah, I guess I'll help you out. Not like I had anything better to do, tonight." Falynn shrugs.

"What about Prom?"

"Not interested in that sort of stuff." Falynn huffs.

"Or maybe it's because nobody asked you out?" You say jokingly.

Falynn stiffens.

"...no. Definitely not!" She huffs.

Dear god you have a feeling she'd be at home among your girls.

"Anyways, I suppose you're afraid of Clarissa Bitchface trying to torpedo your performance." Falynn continues. "I think I can help you on that front. We've still got a few hours till prom. That gives me enough time to do a project to help you out."

>Upgrade K-Zwolf with ELECTRONIC WARFARE MODULE
>Set up DRONE SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.
>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
>Other
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>>30114089
>>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.

yes yes yes
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>>30114067
MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER LEGS
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>>30114067
>Falynn Emmerich
>Emmerich

Oh my God, it's an unholy fusion of Sunny and Falynn...
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>>30114089
>>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.

Narrow down threats to just the physical. (I'm gonna miss the ECM upgrade)
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>>30114089
>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
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>>30114089
>Upgrade K-Zwolf with ELECTRONIC WARFARE MODULE

Very cute girl. Definitely want to recruit her later.
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>>30114089
>>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
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>>30114067
>Falynn
If you were bringing someone from VMQ2 back as an engineer, why not Nemo? Why not Nemo?!
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>>30114067
>>30114089
Sweet, did we get Gaige?

Also, can you explain each of the following options?
>Upgrade K-Zwolf with ELECTRONIC WARFARE MODULE
>Set up DRONE SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.
>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.

I vote >Upgrade K-Zwolf with ELECTRONIC WARFARE MODULE
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>>30114089
>>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering

This is important.

Also...Faylnn. I do not like this girl though so far this incarnation seems better then the last one.

So their's hope
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>>30114089
>>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.

Do this one now.

Off the upgrading of KZ-Wolf at a later date. Of course, this will a paid operation. We'll help contribute funds to the engineering club.
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>>30114089
>>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
She is getting recruited.
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>>30114165
Excellent idea.
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>>30114089
>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
>Get her number for future recruitment.

I want this girl. I want her so bad.
But the budget restricts us.
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>>30114138
What does electronic Warfare Module do again?

Does it take the stealth?
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>>30114136
Maybe we'll see Isaac/Arthur in a cameo.
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>>30114077
Anyone who works for Clover is a viable target, including ourselves. I don't see why we should treat someone shooting at our idol and someone shooting at our staff any differently.

>>30114080
I was thinking more of a street doc. While never having had a medical license isn't great, having screwed up badly enought to lose one is worse.
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>>30114172
I don't like her, she brings bad memories....but she has promise. I won't deny that and her personality seems different.

I don't want her as an Idol though
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>>30114186
Being an idol is to be expected, but not for an intern.
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>>30114089
>>Upgrade K-Zwolf with ELECTRONIC WARFARE MODULE
>>Or at least look into something down the line similar.

Long term results I'd say
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>>30114199
Having absolutely no idea what you mean I'm just hyped.

We can't tell if she could be an idol until we see her dancing/singing, but given her hobbies and attention span I suspect she's not really idol material anyways.
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>>30114199
I do, even producer-san agrees that she would be at home with the girls.
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>>30114089
>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
This will reduce the avenues of attack available to our opposition.
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>>30114186
No. We are explicitly NOT a viable target, nor are our other staff, by the unwritten rules governing this business. The idols fight each other, and the staff give orders and provide support but don't fight and aren't targeted.
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>>30114225
we have two girls who never sand or danced before and used to beat the living shit out of people daily.
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>>30114225
Past incarnation of her makes me mad, having her as an intern or possibly working full time as a engineer for our club is good
>>30114231

her purposes will be more useful occupying the facilities rather then as a full time idol.
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>>30114258
You don't know yet and why not both?(remember every one else except for the dance instructor and song writer won't be doing much)
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>>30114258
We can fund her club and she can provide us with inventions/upgrades/etc.

Maybe even provide some sort of startup/sponsorship deal, if we get more money & influence, since she mentions W-Y is taking her stuff.
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>>30114258
>>30114283
Yeah, I was thinking about this too. Either sponsor the club, or open our workshop to them and stuff. Give them free merch and we have a new fanbase.
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So why are all of these people talking about cutting corners and hiring people who lost their license?
We didn't need to do that and chief gets us the best.(remember we didn't pick from a roster we just picked a job and chief chose the person.)
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>>30114282
Her development will be hindered then, we have rin doing idol stuff full time (still think we should give her some self defense)

We have the other girls doing a balence
>>30114283

I kind of like this

Merc what does the upgrade do?
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>>30114309
>>30114283
>>30114258
Its a 1 person club.
>>30114324
Wait you don't want her to do two jobs, but are at the same time wanting rin to do 2 things?
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>>30114335
No, she's the president.
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>>30114283
>>30114309
We are running on a very thin profit margin and can't afford to sponsor anyone.

We might be able to hire her as an actual idol, with the intended purpose of using her technical skills to raid other idols' performances and wreck their electronics rather than attacking them directly. We can have her brush up on dancing and shooting without too much work, I'd guess.
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>>30114089
>Hardwire stage equipment to prevent tampering.
and
>other
you wouldn't be intresting in working for us Falynn?
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>>30114347
>"Well... I pretty much AM the Engineering Club..." Falynn laughs awkwardly. "It's just me and my lil' robot buddies here."
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>>30114089
"Hey, if you could make sure our stage equipment doesn't get tampered with, that would be great help." You say.

"Aye, sir!" Falynn gives you a mock salute. "Can I keep K-Zwolf?"

"Sorry, he's already taken."

"What?!" Falynn turns to K-Zwolf. "Say it isn't so!"

"I AM SORRY, FALYNN. I AM IMPRINTED TO ANOTHER USER." K-Zwolf buzzes.

"DAMNIT!" Falynn sighs, crestfallen. "Note to self, build my own, BETTER Cyber Hound at some point in the future, with LASERS..."

She then grabs a tool bag and exits the workshop, still grumbling about not having her own Cyber Hound.

Yeah... she'd definitely fit in.

"ORDERS, SIR?" K-Zwolf asks.

"Continue your scouting." You sigh. "And DON'T get sidetracked, this time."

"BY YOUR COMMAND." K-Zwolf affirms as it slinks off, engaging its active camo.

Well, next on your list was trying to recruit the Biker Club. Being the resident delinquents, you wonder whether or not you should bring Cole along. Then again, you might interrupt her practice.

>Bring Cole with you.
>You can handle this yourself.
>Other
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>>30114335
No, no,no I want her to avoid fighting if possible it's just that an event like this she might get attacked, having her to at least run away or protect herself will be ideal
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>>30114089

CAN'T BEAT DEM DRONES

Also--does Falynn still talk with her imaginary father?
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.
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>>30114372
>You can handle this yourself.
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>>30114372
>>Bring Cole with you.
She needs the fans with an Appeal of 1.
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>>30114372
>>Bring Cole with you.

She knows the languge
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>>30114382
She bears a few similarities to Falynn Wellings, but for all intents and purposes treat her as an entirely different character.
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.
The Cole fanclub expands!
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.
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>>30114347
>"Well... I pretty much AM the Engineering Club..." Falynn laughs awkwardly. "It's just me and my lil' robot buddies here."

>>30114335
Which means it's cheaper. Win-win.

>>30114349
I'm aware. Right now budget is our killer, which is why I want to get her contact for later on when we can afford it.
That said, even a small cash donation would put us on her good graces.
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>>30114113
i guess he didn't draw them.
>>30114172
it'll be easy to get Falynn to work for us. all we need is to find Lucas and use him as bait to lure her in....
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.
Establish dominance.

Rotsneatitpierce is probably laughing mad, realizing the truth of his predictions.
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>>30114372
we can handle a few high school delinquents
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.
go all out Tsun cole!
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So what do you anons think happened to Cole's family/friends when she lived in the Tombs?
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>>30114372
>>Bring Cole with you.

>>Look into getting her services after this as that electronic warfare module could be interesting for the future among other things.
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>>30114372
I find it hilarious that we're bringing along our lowest-Appeal girl specifically for purposes of appealing to a niche crowd. Are we sure none of the others would be more suited?
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>>30114406
Thank you Merc, I really hope in this world I can grow to like this Faylnn unlike the other oen
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>>30114448
Tragic and inexplicable electrocution accidents.
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>>30114449
>>>Look into getting her services after this as that electronic warfare module could be interesting for the future among other things.
At least pick the right choice.
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>>30114448
I think Cole was created at a bio-research lab. No family besides genetic donors.
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>>30114372
>Bring Cole with you.

I wasn't Falynn's biggest fan last quest, but this girl has me in stitches.

For God's sake, hire her!
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>>30114372
>>You can handle this yourself.

So what kinda bikers are these we're dealing with? Western-style Hell's Angels/LOST MC/Sons of Anarchy types? Or rice rocket gang-bangers?
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>>30114448
Good fucking question. She was alone and greatly feared in the tombs.
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>>30114372
>>Bring Cole with you.
We will make her into an Idol, and then we would need 1 more combat idol.
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>>30114450
Rin is our main idol so I don't think it's a good idea.

Rochelle didn't have any noticeably yet

Julie aka Justice girl is the type to beat the deliquents

Cole speaks the language and can teach the deliquents a thing or two
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>>30114448
I doubt she even knows who her family is, and she has no friends.
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>>30114417

Oh fuck no, I will fucking murder someone if Merc brings Lucas into this.
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>>30114473
Seems reasonable, but she probably escaped early on due to the fact she wasn't trained as a supersoldier. Maybe she was a prototype that was supposed to be disposed of for a more "stable" subject.
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>>30114480
I'm hoping you mean as an idol who also helps out with tech right?(we had this choice before with the military brats, but people seemed to forget)
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>>30114511

Sounds fine to me.
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>>30114506
Or the company went under and released all their subjects.
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>>30114413
well who to say she'd have to be paid, she might be content to work on KZ-Wolf and showing them her inventions.
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Will we be able to go through the presentation today or will we have to do that next week?
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>>30114406
can we still recruit the Falynn 2.0?
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>>30114537
You would think that a few of them would band together and rule over the tombs.
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>>30114546
you're lucky Jenner has a screen time advantage over Lilth.
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>>30114570
Maybe they actually do.
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>>30114546

We still owe her that nice dinner
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>>30114577
Just wondering, what are we basing Jenner on?
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>>30114570
Maybe they did, but Cole didn't want to join up. Maybe that's why everyone there hates Cole, because they they think she's one of them. Maybe they're the terrorist group scaring all the gangs into submission.
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>>30114603
I think everyone hated Cole because her first reaction was to shock other people.
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>>30114602
Chifuyu from Infinite Stratos.
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>>30114602

Jenner is based off Chifuya Orimura of Infinite Stratos
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>>30114602
She has two designs because of the change in artists.
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>>30114602
Yeah Chifuya, but since Lilith seems so minor, I cannot see her posing a real threat to Jenner (sadly)
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>>30114644

There are two different artists?

No wonder that art above looked so bad.
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>>30114629
Or that. Gotta have that Tsun-Tsun~

Wasn't she running away from them the first time we met her though?
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>>30114633
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>>30114673

No she wasnt.

She beat their asses flat.
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So guys think we can manage to do the performance in this session or do we have to do that next week?
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>>30114681
Should be able to do it now, i'm more worried about the guys trying to micromanage though.
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>>30114663
No one's challenging anyone right now.

>>30114678
They surrounded her and started throwing rocks. Those thugs weren't exactly innocent bystanders.
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>>30114372
You whip out your cell phone and dial Jenner's number. You might as well get some help on your little mission.

"Hey, Jenner, can you have Cole meet me out in the parking lot?" You say.

"Um, sure. I can send her out right now."

"Thanks."

After a few minutes, Cole comes stomping out of the building, slouching and with hands in pockets like a stereotypical delinquent. Heh, it was kinda funny.

"Goddamn, something about schools just pisses me off." Cole spits. "Feels like a goddamn prisoner whenever I'm in there."

"In some ways, it is." You shrug.

"And people go there every day?"

"Yep."

"That's crazy." Cole shakes her head in disbelief. "Anyways, why'd you call me out here?"

"Trying to recruit some bikers. You speak the the language of the delinquent, so I was hoping you'd be able to convince them to help us."

"And by 'language of the delinquent', you mean beating the shit out of them, right?"

"Correct."

"Well, I guess I could use let off some steam today." Cole grins.

There, huddled in the parking lot is a group of about 40 kids of various ages. Each of them with their own, customized motorbike and very gruff, weathered appearance. They sort of reminded you of beardless Hell's Angels.

"Hey, who the hell are you guys?" One of the bikers grunts. "This is Biker territory. Non-Bikers ain't welcome."

(cont)
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"Hey, now." You raise your arms to show you didn't mean any harm. "We're just here to talk. You got a beef against Clarissa Hastings, right?"

The bikers all look at each other before turning back to you.

"Maybe we do. What's it matter to you?"

"Well, I was hoping you'd be willing to help protect our performance for Prom from her and her goons."

"Pfffft, we don't care about no Prom!" The Bikers cackle. "Piss off!"

"Is this where I step in?" Cole scowls. "I REALLY want to wipe those shit eating grins off their faces."

"Yeah." You nod.

"HEY! FUCKERS!" Cole stomps forward, cracking her knuckles. "If you guys think you're so tough why don't take a crack at me, then?"

With their power and masculinity challenged, the air around the Bikers suddenly darkens, and one of them steps forward.

"What's your name?" He growls.

"Cole. Idol for Clover Entertainment." Cole responds.

"Kaneda, President of the Biker Club." The biker says. "All right, I'll accept your challenge. You win, we'll do what you say. I win, and you get the fuck off our parking lot. Deal?"

>Deal.
>No Deal.
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>>30114761
>Deal.
BRING IT
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>>30114761
>Deal.
Let's do this!
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>>30114761
>>Deal.
Also tell them to come to prom.
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>>30114761
>>Deal.
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>>30114761
>Deal.

"Oh we'll bring it alright. We brought it, assembled it, and even put in the AA batteries."
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>Deal

Bring it, bitch
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>>30114761
>Deal

When a girl like Cole asks you out to prom, you don't say no.
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>>30114761
>>Deal.
Tell them to listen and watch their future queen sing/dance.
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>>30114761
>>Deal.
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>>30114761
>>Deal.

Kaneda is a girls name right?
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Once again, I feel that I have made a terrible mistake. Curse you, Rotsneatitpierce!
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>>30114761
channel your iner high school student and cheer for cole and chant fight. (yes its stupid)
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>>30114819
Nope
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>>30114819
Not necessarily.
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>>30114819

Yes.

Like Sasha and Kamille.
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>>30114837
shit forgot to delet my dice from earlyer today sry
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>>30114798
Oh I want us to say this.
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>>30114840
FUCK YOU TETSUO!!!!
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>>30114819
Its a last name.
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>>30114872
>>30114851
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaneda
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>>30114761
"Deal." You nod and turn to Cole. "Cole, wreck his shit."

"The old fashioned way or the quick way?" Cole says as she stretches out her neck.

>We're on a time table. End it quick.
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
>Other
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>>30114761
>Deal
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>>30114798
That line is gold.
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>>30114909
>>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.

>other
Unveil banner that says "GO COLE"
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>>30114909
>>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
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>>30114909
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
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>>30114909
end it quick we dont want to play with him to much do we?
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Gah, too slow.

>>30114909
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
I hope we get a new fanclub out of this, because it's be hilarious.
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>>30114909
"We've got a few hours, but don't get your face bruised. You have to dance later."
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>>30114909
Maximum *shock* and awe, we are not playing fair. Just leave him conscious.
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>>30114909
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.

Make sure they are completely loyal. This is reinforcing that Cole is an S
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>>30114909
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.

Don't forget to give him a bit of a shock, too.
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>>30114909
>>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.

Cole's method will scare them, the old fashion method will make her get fans
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>>30114909
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
>No permanent harm, we've got a concert to hold.
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>>30114850
>>30114862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2tKc8_7jB4

Godamn that was an awesome movie.
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>>30114963
Eh, I didn't really like that movie, watched it when I was little and it was okay, though looking at it now it feels a little dated.
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>>30114992

You can watch the hollywood remake soon.
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>>30114909
>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
if they pull something out on you, use it.
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>>30114909

>Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss.
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Watch Chronicle.
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>>30114909
"Do it the old fashioned way. Show them who's boss." You say.

"Got it." Cole grins almost evilly.

Predictably, Kaneda charges in first, his fist winding up for a punch.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 17

>>30115058
AHAHAHA
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Rolled 20

>>30115058
Come on Cole, don't let us down!
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Rolled 4

>>30115058
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Rolled 11

>>30115058
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Rolled 5

>>30115058

Wow. He just fell on his face, didn't he?
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Rolled 15

>>30115058
The die are brutal
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>>30115067
OH SHIT
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>>30115067
>20
can we save it for star power?
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Rolled 19

>>30115067

CONVERT TO STAR POINT STAR POINT STAR POINT STAR POINT
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>>30115067
Holy shit... Rotsneatitpierce.
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>>30115072
More likely slipped on a puddle of motor oil and his groin met with Cole's boot.
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>>30115067
20 has been rolled!

Do you want to bank it for STAR POWER?

>Y/N
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Rolled 14

>>30115067
>>30115058
Hell yeah!
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>>30115067
Store the star power.(told you big babies we would be making it back.)
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>>30115058
>1

>>30115067
>20

I feel extremely sorry for this guy.
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>>30115067
Can we bank this? We don't need a crit now.
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>>30115094
Y
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>>30115094
N
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>>30115094
Y

I'd love to see what happens when you mix 1 vs 20 but it's better if we save it.
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>>30115094
>Y
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>>30115094
Y
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>>30115094
Y
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>>30115094
>Y
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>>30115094
Y
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>>30115067
Mwahaha, crit success!

Do not bank. Cole looking absurdly badass in combat situations like this is exactly what her popularity needs. With any luck (and crit success means luck), someone will be getting this on a smartphone and it'll be viral by this time tomorrow.
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>>30115067
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>>30115094
Y
Let's interpret this as Cole had him by the nuts (literally), but decided to grant him the extremely rare mercy
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>>30115094
>N
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>>30115094
No way!
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>>30115094
>>30115094
>Y

17 is Good enough
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>>30115138
no we still have a 20, but its not a crit.
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You guys are no fun at all. What's the point of critical successes if you'll just bank them every time.
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>>30115158
We'll need them for the performance, so they have their reasons.

I do want to see what happens, though...
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>>30115158
We need one for safety.
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>>30115094
STAR POWER GAINED
STAR POWER TOTAL: 1

Kaneda's punch is so telegraphed that Cole dodges it easily, shift to the side without even having to move her feet. She then retaliates by kneeing Kaneda directly in the groin, much to the horror of his bikers, who gasp and shudder in unison. Kaneda keels over and falls on the ground, clutching his wounded manhood. You can see Cole's eyes gleam, and you realize that her inner sadist is starting to awaken.

>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
>Let her go for a bit. You need to hammer home the point.
>Other
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>>30115158
always keep a reserve
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>>30115174
We would've had one if you hadn't wasted it worrying about if some HS principle likes you or not.
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>>30115178
>Let her go for a bit. You need to hammer home the point.
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>>30115178
>>Let her go for a bit. You need to hammer home the point.

Stomp him in the nuts!
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>>30115178
>Let her go for a bit. You need to hammer home the point.
LET THEM FEAR US
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
OUCH! even I felt that pain! besides, we need those guys intact to do the job.
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
Cole, we need him to order his bikers.
Only a minor shock to the balls.

>>30115186
He intel was extremely useful.
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.

We don't need to go around making enemies for no good reason.
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>>30115178
>>Let her go for a bit. You need to hammer home the point.


Bikers are sadists, so this will get her fans
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.

We don't want them to get too angry with Cole.
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless. dont want to make body bags nescisary now.
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
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>>30115178
>>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
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>>30115178
>"Try not to cause anything permanent. I'm SURE he'd do the same for you."
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>>30115178
>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
We won the fight, that's good enough. We should talk with Lilith later about Cole.
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>>30115257
I think she's fine
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>>30115283
Well by fine I would assume Cole being Cole. Either way, we should at least try to keep her bloodlust in check.
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>>30115296
True, but it seems we're okay

I wish we let her continue, show who's top dog
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>>30115178
>>Stop her now before she does something too reckless.
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>>30115296
Becoming an S Idol is fine, just that she has to learn that there are certain unspoken rules and limits she needs to respect (like safe words).
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>>30115321
Everyone already knows she's top dog. This speaks of pointless cruelty.
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>>30115178
"Hey, Cole, that's enough." You say sternly.

"Fiiiine." Cole says, getting one good parting kick in on Kaneda before returning to your side.

"Okay, you win!" Kaneda croaks as he slowly tries to get up to his feet. "We Bikers are men of our word! We'll follow you to the ends of the Earth, if necessary!"

"Why does this feel so familiar?" Cole mutters.

"You want us to help you against Clarissa? We can take out one of her clubs." Kaneda says. "Just give the word and we will go to war!"

>Attack the Football Team.
>Attack the Comp Sci Club.
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.
>Other
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

They're the assassins right? Last thing we need is sneaky sneaky, the other two we can handle.
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

They're the wetworks and we don't need anybody sabotaging our new stage.
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>>30115353
>>Attack the Martial Arts Club.
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>>30115353
>Other

You are now our concert security team
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

We've got the stage hardened against comp sci and the football team can't do anything too overt.
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>>30115353
>>Attack the Martial Arts Club.
They're the ones who will be the biggest issue.
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>>30115353
>>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

We should have one or two protect Rin?
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

I wonder if he realises that Cole is older than him.
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>>30115353
>>Attack the Martial Arts Club.
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.
The football team will be much less of a problem, I think.
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.
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>>30115353
>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

We'll have to figure out some way to stop the football club... maybe by giving them something else to worry about.
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>>30115353
>>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

Also, hand them a flyer for the Tunnel Snakes.

"The Tunnel Snakes welcome true men."
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>>30115353
Oh, and tell them to come to prom.
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>>30115396
False flag operation to direct their attention against a rival team?

There this the /tg/ club we haven't recruited.
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>>30115353
>Attack the Comp Sci Club.
Fighting fire with fire doesn't really work when martial arts has more funding and probably more members. Better to set them on the nerds and knock them out for certain than fight a battle of attrition.
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>>30115400
yes build the tunnel snakes have a gang in the crowd incase some one trys any thing. more eyes the better
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>>30115353
>>Attack the Martial Arts Club.

invite them to join the Tunnel Snakes
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>>30115353

Supporting this:
>>30115411
in addition.

Also, TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
(Invite them to the tunnel snakes)
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>>30115427
So I would assume that these Tunnel Snakes are her equivalent to Klokateers?
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>>30115443
im guessing accept not as many die maby.
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>>30115419
We already deployed another asset to counter the computer science club by improving our systems. It would be foolish to send a second after them.
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>>30115427
The Cole agenda continues to grow.
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>>30115353
"Taking out the Martial Arts club would be a great help to us." You say. "You think you can take them?"

"Hah, those pussies? We can wipe the floor with their asses any day of the week!" Kaneda laughs. "Leave them to us! Anything for our new boss!"

"Wait.. what?" Cole blinks.

"Well Cole, it looks like you picked up new fans." You grin.

"B-but-"

"Cole, is it?" Kaneda kneels in front of her. "Would you allow a lowly man like me to ask you for a single dance at Prom?"

"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-WHAAAT?!" Cole's face turns beet red.

"You go, Kaneda!" The Bikers whoops.

"He's so bold..."

"I wish I was like him!"

"You don't have to answer now. When I return from battle, I will await your answer!" Kaneda grins. "Come on, Bikers, let's go kick some ass!"

The Bikers cheer and revv the motorcycles.

"Oh hey, just to let you know, there's a Cole fan club called the Tunnel Snakes." You add in. "Just search them up on the net."

"She already has her own gang? Impressive!" Kaneda nods. "Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised. TO BATTLE!"

With that, the Bikers get on their bikes and roar off, presumably to track down the Martial Arts Club.

"What just happened...?" Cole blinks.

>It's nothing. Let's go.
>I think someone just asked you out.
>Other
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>>30115558
>I think someone just asked you out.

Your image as an idol is important, but I think one dance wouldn't hurt much.
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>>30115558
>I think someone just asked you out.

It's good to be a fatheru.
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>>30115558
>>I think someone just asked you out.
>my little cole can't be this cute
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>>30115558
>>I think someone just asked you out.
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>>30115558
>I think someone just asked you out.

Time to be proud
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>>30115558
"I'm rather surprised that he can talk in a non-girly voice now, much less muster up the hormones to ask you out."
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>>30115558
>>I think someone just asked you out.
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>>30115558
>I think someone just asked you out.
I rather not mindbreak her, but what the hell...
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>>30115558
"We made a shrewd business move."

"Make sure you have Rin give you a crash course on how to dance before tonight, okay?"
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>>30115558

[urge to adopt her intensifies]

Can't play the part of the enraged dad otherwise.
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>>30115604
>on how to dance before tonight, okay?"
She already knows.
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>>30115558
>I think someone just asked you out.
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What makes the character dynamic between a father like us, and a daughter like Cole work?
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>>30115558
Hey Merc does the no boyfriend Rule apply here?
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>>30115622
She has Dance 1 and has been trained in stage dancing as a backup dancer. The skills are different- at least in the real world. They might be abstracted here.
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>>30115641
Probably Idol life sucks that way
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>>30115558
>>I think someone just asked you out.
heh i like these guys
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/tg/ right now
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>>30115641

Yes.

Merc said its frowned upon and usually covered up.
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>>30115638
She's tough enough to be generally independent but naive and flustered in social situations.

I believe the technical /a/ term is gap moe.
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>>30115659

A dance is fine.

The moment they ask for a date is when the gun polishing begins.
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>>30115641
Purity mang.
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>>30115641
The line between "having a boyfriend" and "catering to a fan" is drawn firmly between the first and second date, I suspect.
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>>30115558
wait a sec when did the tunnel snakes get a web site?
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>>30115746
Probably managed by fans.
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>>30115704
Fuck that noise, we do what we want. If Cole wants to date Kaneda, Cole gets to date Kaneda.

>>30115722
>gap moe

I never knew my love had a name...
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>>30115759
we should go there and adman and give them orders if needed
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>>30115772
>If Cole wants to date Kaneda, Cole gets to date Kaneda.
Its part of the job, and it would mean she would have to get fired.
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>>30115772
He's not good enough for her.
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>>30115790
Says who?

Anyway we can just keep it on the down low.
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>>30115812
Let's wait and see if Cole likes him before we start making plans like this.
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>>30115812
Merc, and her fans.
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>>30115812

Lets not get ahead of ourselves yet.
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>>30115670

>that trigger
>that fucking trigger guard

Jesus H. Christ, how can Japan be both great and terrible at illustrating weapons?
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>>30115830
Merc was the one who had him ask her out. If he doesn't at least give us the option of allowing this he'd be bit of an ass. But he isn't and so I think he will. But he'd punish us for it, I'm sure.

Anyway, Cole's fans aren't typical idol fans. They might not care.
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>>30115879
No, I think they will care. In fact, they might be more militant about it.
>>
Maybe we should ask Lilith's opinion on this subject?
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>>30115879
You do know what a trap is right? This is trap option one that will blow up in everyone's face if you take it.
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Purity is an important thing for idols guys.
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>>30115558
"I think someone just asked you out." You chuckle. "To think you're already catching the attention of boys."

"It's not like I'm doing it on purpose!" Cole wails.

"We'll worry about it when it happens." You laugh, patting Cole on the head and getting a nasty static shock in return.

You walk Cole back to the stage when you hear a PA announcement.

"ATTENTION STUDENTS. Due instigating a fight, both the Biker Club and Martial Arts Club have been removed from school grounds and have been barred from attending Prom. I hope you will use this as an example not to cause trouble! Have the good day."

Ah, well, that was a pity, you suppose. At least you've managed to take out a third of Clarissa's power, though.

However, the time seems to fly by. With the stage ready, your girls are busy rehearsing, while David manages the stage equipment, programming everything to synch with is music while Falynn modifies the equipment to operate on a separate network to prevent them from being wirelessly hacked. That is, whenever she wasn't gushing over David's completely cybernetic body.

"Hmph. This is supposed to be our Prom entertainment? I'm not impressed."

You turn around to see a tall blonde girl, who is wearing clothes that showed just a little too much skin, flanked by a gaggle of similarly dressed, though slightly less attractive girls.

>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.
>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
>Other
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Just remember, if we forbid dating Cole will probably do it out of spite. We just need to make it completely and totally private should it happen.
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>>30115896
>>30115918

Cole's fans like her because of how tough and powerful she is, not because of her "purity".
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>>30115935
>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
Treat her like nobody.
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>>30115935
>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.
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>>30115935
OH SHIT ALPHA BITCH
>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.
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>>30115935
>>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
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>>30115935
>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.
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>>30115935
>>Other
Dont even acknowledge. Continue getting ready.
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>>30115918
She can dance with the banchou at his prom if he manages to sneak back in. That's actually pretty great for her delinquent image.
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>>30115935
Sorry, but the idols lack paper and pens at the moment. No autographs until after the show, I'm going to have to ask you to step away.
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>>30115935
>>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.

You know i find it odd that the purity minded culture would find its way to the US as it's mainly a facet of japanese culture.
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>>30115977
>>30115935
Yeah, why not.

The reaction should be good.
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>>30115935

>>30115968
Good point, changing vote from >>30115969
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>>30115935

>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
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>>30115935
>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
Don't show our hand. We need her underestimating us.
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>>30115935
>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.

>Bitch tits?
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>>30115939
This is a good point. It should be on our terms.
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>>30115986
Have you noticed how many "bad girls" there are after the teen celebrities get old enough?
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>>30116014
Yeah though IIRC there was no illusions about Britney or whatever other teen singers being 'pure'.
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>>30115939
>>30116012

>hire ultra-serious ex-intelligence operator type
>inform her that her job will consist of keeping 2 teenagers out of each other's pants

I want to do this
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>>30115935

>Clarissa Hastings, I presume.

So she has a couple minions, too?

Well, she's still a cheerleader. What are the chances she has augs, right?
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>>30115935
>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
Don't let on that we know shit.
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>>30115935
>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
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>>30116012
>>30116038
Maybe we try having her learn womanly arts like cooking, cleaning, tanks, ballroom dancing, etc. Have her try to impress boyfriends by having him over for her cooking, thus in a completely controllable atmosphere.
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>>30116045
Considering who her father is, she could have access to them, though I'm not sure if she has any aside from the basics.
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>>30116076
>Cole
>Cooking

Yes, this needs to be done immediately before she poisons herself or someone else.
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>>30115984
Same guy here, I'd also recommend saying that we're not hiring any more people right now, but she can submit audition audio at our website.
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>>30115935
>>I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?
Don't let her know that the gig is up. Let her be overconfident, or get her threats on the record.
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>>30116076
>cooking
Okay, I suppose having a poisoner on staff might be handy.
>cleaning
Everyone needs to learn proper firearm maintenance.
>tanks
I don't think we have the budget for that kind of hardware, nor does it fit our mission profile.
>ballroom dancing
For what, infiltration missions? Cole hardly seems the type.
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>>30116076
As fun as that will be, Cole is going to sneak out eventually. Having a contingency for that is necessary
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>>30115935
"I'm sorry, but we're rather busy. Can you please leave?" You say, trying to ignore her. Best to act ignorant to keep her guard low. You then casually turn back around to observe your girls practicing.

"I, WHAT? Don't you know who I am?!" Clarissa huffs.

"Sorry, we don't give out autographs until after the performance. You'll have to come back later." You say without turning back around.

"I- well- URGH!" Clarissa throws a hissy fit and storms off. It's obvious she's not used to being ignored and had her whole train of thought interrupted.

"TARGET LOCKED. SHALL I TERMINATE?" K-Zwolf asks.

"No, K-Zwolf." You sigh.

>Have K-Zwolf hold position and guard the stage.
>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
>Other
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>>30116136
>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.

We need to know her game plan.
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>>30116136

>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
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>>30116136
>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
Fuck this bitch, we need EVERYTHING
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>>30116136
>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
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>>30116136
>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
I'm assuming K-Zwolf is configured for stealth?
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>>30116136
>Stalk
Go for distance, preferably on the floor above if possible. While we're at it, tell him to shut down all input not for recording until he gets back to us. Prevent that stupid comp-sci club from wrecking the dog.
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>>30116136
>>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
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>>30116136
>>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.
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>>30116136
>Have K-Zwolf stalk Clarissa to get some intel.

but stay well enough away from her.
>>
Did it died?
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>>30116136
"K-Zwolf, stalk them, but keep your distance."

"ROGER."

As your girls practice their sets, you peer through the eyes of K-Zwolf as it silently stalks just behind Clarissa and her posse, its audio sensors listening in on her voice.

"...just who the hell do they think they are? Clover Entertainment? I've never even heard of them! Not even Daddy knows who they are! What kind of two-bit whores did Janek hire?"

You find yourself bristling with rage over that comment.

"Stupid Mashita got himself and his club kicked out of the school. How's our progress sabotaging the stage equipment?" Clarissa asks.

"Well... um... there's a problem with that." One of the posse, who you presume is the Comp Sci president, speaks up nervously. "Falynn actually hardwired all their equipment. We can't hack it wirelessly. It's not possible."

"Then WHAT. IS. POSSIBLE." Clarissa snaps her fingers and a big, burly jock materializes out of nowhere and grabs the CompSci president by the neck. "Don't tell me that little fucking greaseball outsmarted you!"

"W-well," He chokes, "the only o-other alternative is that w-we access the machinery physically!"

"Then do it! I don't care how, do it!"

"Y-yes, my lady!" The CompSci president stutters before scurrying away.

"And YOU." Clarissa runs her fingers seductively across the jock's chest. "I have plans for you and your boys..."

At this point, the posse all walk to a club room and enter, closing the door behind them. The audio suddenly cuts off.

"K-Zwolf?"

"SENSORS INDICATE THE ROOM IS SOUNDPROOFED. AURAL EAVESDROPPING IMPOSSIBLE FROM THIS POSITION."

You pause for a moment. You really wanted to find out what the Football Team was planning, but you also didn't want to risk spooking them or giving away the fact they were being spied on...

>You did all you could. Come back.
>Find a way to get inside.
>Other
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>>30116351
>You did all you could. Come back.
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>>30116351
>Find a way to get inside.

We have a Star Power, abuse it.
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>>30116351
>You did all you could. Come back.
Can't tip our hands now. Not like we can't handle the football team. Just gotta be on guard for physical tampering of the equipment.
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>>30116351
>Find a way to get inside.
The more we know, the better.
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>>30116351
>Find a way to get inside.
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>>30116351
>>Find a way to get inside.
A risk worth taking
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>>30116351
>>Find a way to get inside
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>>30116351
>>Find a way to get inside.
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>>30116351
>Find a way to get inside.
Is the ceiling dry wall tile? Air vents? Access security cameras.
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>>30116351
>You did all you could. Come back.
Figure out at what points they could possibly access the electronics, have him guard those.
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>>30116351
Just have him hold position until they leave- the head jock will have to go meet with his people to give them their marching orders, and we'll hear their plan then. We can be fairly certain that no one else will be pulling anything.

We can personally let our team- and Falynn- know to expect the Comp Sci lackies to attempt physical access and be ready to counter.
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>>30116351
>You did all you could. Come back.

The night is still young. We may need K-Zwolf for something later.
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>>30116351
>>Find a way to get inside.
See if the the engineer knows where they can physically access it.
Also is there a way for us to get in contact with the last club?
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>>30116414
I kinda doubt a school this rich has a drop tile ceiling.
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>>30116351
maby we do. if they know we can keep an eye on them at all times they might realize we are not to be fucked with
>>
Guy can we try contacting the last club?
I think they can be used to distract the jocks with a match/game.
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>>30116351
>>You did all you could. Come back.

No need to overdo it but typical /tg/ wanting to waste their star power on something like this.
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>>30116456
Or used as guards.
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>>30116351

>>30116431
Supporting this. Contact the /tg/ club.

Also, we should preempt the Com-Sci club. They seem to be easily intimidated. Tell them at this little girl got the Motorcycle club to do their bidding, and if they don't do a half-ass job or stand down, they're distribute their personal information.
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>>30116351
>>Find a way to get inside.
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>>30116484
Or we can fry all their COMP equipment with cole.
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>>30116351
>You did all you could. Come back.
Don't risk it. Stalk the CompSci pres instead.
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Rolled 16

>>30116351
"K-Zwolf, find a way to infiltrate."

"ACKNOWLEDGED."

You see K-Zwolf look up to a ceiling vent. Using its prehensile tail, the Cyber Hound pulls the grill off and it leaps in, compacting parts of its body in order to fit into the tight space. It then crawls forward until it reaches the vent above Clarissa and her posse.

>roll 1d20
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>>30116351
>You did all you could. Come back.

We've got nerd saboteurs to intercept and righteous swirlies to deliver.
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>>30116507
Internal security system. We'll get recorded. Unless we can get Falynn to cover our tracks. Or have Cole covertly cause a power surge.
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Rolled 4

>>30116540
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Rolled 2

>>30116540
here we go
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Rolled 7

>>30116540
rip in piece robodoge
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Rolled 16

>>30116540
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>>30116563
why did you post.
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Rolled 5

>>30116566
USE THIS DAMNIT
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>>30116548
>>30116554
>>30116563
Well this sucks.
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Rolled 16

>>30116540
shit
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Rolled 12

>>30116548
sneaking

>>30116548
>>30116554
>>30116563
Well we failed.
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>>30116548
>>30116554
>>30116563
CAN WE USE STARPOWER TO BUFF OUR ROLLS?
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Rolled 5

>>30116586
YES SAVE THE MECH POOCH
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>>30116586
We'd only if K-ZWolf has 9 appeal as an idol
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>>30116613
stfu K-Zwolf is baller as fuck
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>>30116548
>>30116554
>>30116563

I told you about dice, bro!

I told you dog!
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>>30116563
"Wait, do you hear something?" Clarissa asks.

K-Zwolf stops dead in its tracks an effort to stay as silent as possible.

"I don't hear anything." You hear another voice. "Must've been your imagination."

"No, I'm pretty sure I heard something." Clarissa insists. "Let's get out of here. Something doesn't feel right."

Clarissa and her posse then leave the room. Being stuck in the ducts, K-Zwolf can't immediately pursue them.

"CONTACT LOST. RETURNING."

You sigh. It looks like Clarissa was more cautious than you thought. Sure, you probably could have sent K-Zwolf to track her down again, but the Sun was already going down, meaning Prom would start soon. You were going to need as many hands as you could get.

Also, your girls are sent backstage again, since the Prom goers were starting to filter in. The actual performance wasn't due to start until well into the event.

"Okay, Producer, this is our last chance to set the song list." Jenner says, handing you a clipboard. "Choose carefully. This will determine the order of when our idols are available."

>Start with Rochelle.
>Start with Cole.
>Start with Julie.
>Other
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>>30116675
>Start with Rochelle.
Girl needs a debut.
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>>30116675
>>Start with Rochelle.
They won't start right away, they'll wait till the middle or the end.
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>>30116675
>>Start with Rochelle.

Only seems right we start with her after having her sit out the last gig.
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Rolled 8

>>30116675
>>Start with Rochelle.
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>>30116686
>>30116689
>>30116692
Should have been more clear. This is asking for which Idol WON'T be performing first so she'll be free to act to defend the others.
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>>30116707
In that case,

>Start with Julie.
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>>30116707
Stilll voting for Rochelle
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>>30116707
Oh...Then change:>>30116686
to:
>Start with Julie.
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>>30116675
>>Start with Julie.
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Rolled 2

>>30116707

Julie then
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Rolled 1

Who is ready to roll for a performance.
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>>30116849
Not you, clearly.
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>>30116707
Julie, then.


Is anyone guarding the stage equipment against physical sabotage right now?
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>>30116780
>>30116849
Good fucking thing these don't count
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Rolled 2

>>30116865

>i will roll until i get a 20 that doesnt count
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>>30116865
>inb4 Merc making them count just for the heck of it
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>>30116878
Good fucking luck
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>>30116675
"We'll rotate Julie out first." You say.

"Alright." Jenner nods. "We can go through two songs without her. That will give you roughly eight minutes."

"All right." You nod.

A few minutes later, you hear Prom officially kick off. You hear Janek and several faculty members give some short speeches about staying safe, not wandering around the school, and not to get into any funny business. Finally, Janek takes the stage again.

"And for your entertainment tonight, I present to you, Clover Entertainment!"

There's some cheering and applause, though you could tell it was mostly the polite, customary kind. They really had no reason to be pumped up.

Yet.

Rin, Rochelle, and Cole step up onto the stage, and get straight to business. The speakers begin to blare as the first song begins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b93TIbWS98M

"All right Julie, it's time to earn your pay." You say.

>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.
>I need you to scout the area. Figure out what the enemy is planning.
>Other
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>>30116932
>I need you to scout the area. Figure out what the enemy is planning.
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>>30116932
>>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.

Better use K12 for scouting.
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Rolled 10

>>30116932
>>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.

Julie is not very agile thanks to you guys giving her more strength.

K-ZWolf is on scouting duty.

We stand near the equipment.
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>>30116932
>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.
We can send K-Z to scout, right?
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>>30116932
Is K-Zwolf back? Have him scout out again, Julie will protect the stage. Protect requirement, keep an eye out for football players. Also, keep an eye up. Don't want them to pull a Carrie.
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>>30116932
>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.
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>>30116932
>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.

K-Z is better for scouting.
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Rolled 13

>>30116957
>We stand near the equipment.
We can't interfere remember.
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>>30116932
>>Pull guard duty. Make sure nobody comes near the stage.
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>>30117002
Against other idols. These are not other idols.
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Rolled 13

>>30117002

We might not even have to.

Them comp club folk might just not go through with it if someone is standing there.
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>>30117014
No its against everything(remember the delinquents from before.), we can only interfere if our idols are getting attack in front of us.
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>>30117035
Was hoping to talk to the /tg/ club for gaurd duty, but yeah.
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>>30116932
"Julie, keep a guard on the stage." You say. "K-Zwolf, scout the rest of the school for any potential threats."

"ACKNOWLEDGED."

As K-Zwolf stalks out, Julie starts pacing around backstage.

Meanwhile, the performance goes on as you get into your second song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je7t4TgryTc

>roll 3d20
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Rolled 5, 18, 9 = 32

>>30117064
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Rolled 16, 11, 4 = 31

>>30117064
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Rolled 14, 18, 17 = 49

>>30117064
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Rolled 15, 9, 17 = 41

>>30117064
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Rolled 11, 7, 18 = 36

>>30117064
oh boy
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Rolled 10, 9, 12 = 31

>>30117064
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Rolled 6, 13, 13 = 32

>>30117064
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>>30117074
>>30117073
>>30117072
16
18
17
They did good.
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Rolled 16, 7, 20 = 43

>>30117072
>>30117073
>>30117074
Wow, no 1's.
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>>30117072
>>30117073
>>30117074
Nice.
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>>30117093
>>30117096
So i'm guessing its Rin, Rochelle, Cole.(Rin is doing the worst.)
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>>30117117
Her skill level makes up for it though
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>>30117064
Thankfully, RIn, Rochelle, and Cole are nailing their parts. Rin, being the lead, is naturally starting to fire up the crowd as they dance to the tune. Things were going pretty well. It also helped that she seemed to be suited for singing fast paced, intense songs, as she was able to transfer the energy she put out into the audience, or something like that.

"Producer, I got something!" You hear Julie cal out.

You walk over to see Julie holding two geeky looking kids by the collar. You recognized one of them as the CompSci president.

"I caught these evildoers skulking around near the stage equipment!" Julie says proudly.

However, as she says this, the music begins to die down, signifying the song was over.

"Damn! That means I gotta change!" Julie groans. "And I wanted to administer some good old fashioned JUSTICE on them, too!"

"Just go, Julie, I'll handle them." You say.

>Call in Cole.
>Call in Rochelle.
>Other
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>>30117133
proficiency wise yes, but stat wise no.
She has the worse stamina, and that will begin to show if we ever do any long shows with her.
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>>30117164
>Call in Cole.
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>>30117164
>>Call in Rochelle.
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>>30117164
>>Call in Cole.

She'll like having more people to beat on.
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>>30117164
>Call in Cole.

She is gonna get one hell of a fan club after this.
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>>30117164
>Call in Rochelle.
Save Cole for last. There will probably be a huge stunt.
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>>30117164
>Call in Rochelle.

We need electricity for what the jocks are planning.
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>>30117164
>Call in Rochelle.
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>>30117164
>>Call in Rochelle.
Is she full healed?
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>>30117164
>Call in Rochelle.

Let's keep our secret weapon in reserve.
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Rolled 15, 17, 18 = 50

>>30117164
>>Call in Rochelle.
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Rolled 14

>>30117164
>>Call in Rochelle.
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>>30117164
Call Rochelle next. We need Cole for the big finish.
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>>30117164
Julie quickly changes into her stage outfit and rushes out just in time to make the beginning of the second round of songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBYLZp7-m24

Meanwhile, Rochelle walks up to see the two apprehended CompSci members.

"So... what are we going to do with them?"

"Clarissa put us up to this! We didn't mean it! Promise!" The president pleads.

>Rough them up a bit.
>Try and persuade them to work for you.
>Other
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>>30117276
>>Try and persuade them to work for you.
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>>30117276
>Try and persuade them to work for you.
Let's use that idol charm.
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>>30117276
>>Try and persuade them to work for you.
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Rolled 4

>>30117276
>>Try and persuade them to work for you.

Rochelle, time to charm them~
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>>30117276
>>Try and persuade them to work for you.
If that doesn't work hang 'em out to dry after a quick spin on the "tumble" cycle.
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>>30117276
>Try and persuade them to work for you.
Bad cop, good idol routine.
"We fucking know. Now tell us what the football team is doing, or we'll tell Clarissa that you betrayed her and fry all of your equipment."

"Now now, please calm down. You are always too harsh against everybody.~"
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>>30117276
>Try and persuade them to work for you.

or at least get them to stop doing stupid shit.
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>>30117276
Aren't there official channels we can dump this on? Lock 'em in the principal's office, send them off with teachers, etc.?
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>>30117327
Actually pretty funny if Producer is the good cop there.
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>>30117347
Unfortunately, nice girls are more effective against horny nerds. Unless they are a fan of tsundere.
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>>30117368
>>30117327
>>30117347
The good cop/bad cop routine never works, its actually the good cop/sympathetic cop that works.
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>>30117276
"Rochelle. Play along." You whisper.

"Alright." Rochelle nods.

"Alright, I know you two fuckers were trying to sabotage my performance. Give me one excuse why I shouldn't fucking crush your tiny ballsacks with my bare hands." You growl, flexing your augmented arms."

"Producer!" Rochelle slides her way in between you and the CompSci kids. "They're obviously being forced into this! You being too harsh!"

"Oh yeah? You got a better idea?" You harumph.

"Of course I do!" Rochelle then kneels down to make eye contact with the CompSci kids and smiles. "Now, I know you're nice kids. Why don't you help us out here~?"

>roll 1d20
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>>30117391
I guess, but can we at least threaten to tell Clarissa that he betrayed her? It's a really good and subtle threat.
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Rolled 15

>>30117404
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Rolled 5

>>30117404
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Rolled 15

>>30117404

HNnnngh
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Rolled 18

>>30117276

Think they fell for it?
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Rolled 17

>>30117404
IDOL CHARM
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Rolled 3

>>30117404

>>30117409
>>30117410
>>30117411
Did we get even more fans hahhahahahahhah
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Rolled 12

>>30117409
>>30117410
>>30117411

Good Job
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>>30117406
this works, but usually the bad cop routine just makes things worse in either making them say what you want/pissing them off/lawyers dismissing the interrogation/they end up clamming up.
Thinly veiled threats and being sympathetic is what the cops use, but modern cop shows find that boring so they like to add their flavor of interrogating.
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>>30117430

It wouldn't be bad if we drew in the high school demographic. With how interconnected these guys are with the social media, they'll be tweetkiking or mychatting or full-on streamvining this thing in realtime. All that snapgramming is gonna get us in with the youth demographic!
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>>30117346
>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK CORPORATEY
>WHAT IS STEAAALP
>>
The second gets out we are gonna use her power to help find the jocks.
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>>30117546
*Cole gets
Also is anyone making sure the nerds are the distraction while the jocks mess with the equipment.
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>>30117411
>>30117409
The CompSci kids eyes just widen at Rochelle's smile.

"W-we'll help! Whatever it takes to gain your trust!" The president declares.

"Thank you~!" Rochelle grins.

"All right, then, what's the Football Team's plans?" You ask.

"We... we don't know." The CompSci president shakes his head. "Information is compartmentalized, so none of the clubs knows what the other is doing. Plus, those jocks are too dumb to know how work a computer, so we have trouble spying on them. BUT, we know that they mostly hang out in the locker room. I can give you the door code."

"Thank you so much!" Rochelle kiss both kids on the cheek. "Now, you're going to go and enjoy Prom now, aren't you?"

"Y-yes!" Both of the CompSci kids blush furiously.

"Go on, scram." You sigh. "If we catch you being sneaky again, we won't be so nice."

"THANK YOU!" Both CompSci kids scramble to their feet and bolt off the stage.

"Well, they were pretty nice." Rochelle blinks.

"I'm pretty sure this was the first time a girl actually acted nice to them." You shake your head.

"Well hey, at least we gained a couple fans, right?"

"I suppose you're right."

Meanwhile, the performance continues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_59D5phocqQ

>roll 3d20
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Rolled 15, 16, 9 = 40

>>30117601
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Rolled 2, 9, 3 = 14

>>30117601
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Rolled 5

>>30117601

>>30117569
That being said, we haven't heard back from K-Zwolf. That's strange.
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Rolled 5, 11, 5 = 21

>>30117601
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Rolled 13, 15, 8 = 36

>>30117601

GOGO
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Rolled 3, 9, 10 = 22

>>30117622
>>30117617
>>30117612
15,16,9
Well Cole messed up there.
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Rolled 11, 7, 9 = 27

>>30117601
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>>30117635
Star power?
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>>30117635
Well, we did take her out of practice, and she does have certain other things on her mind.
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>>30117612
Not bad.
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>>30117661
God damn where were you.
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>>30117668
Forgot to turn off die, I'm so sorry

>>30117645
Nah, she did ok
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>>30117601
The second set of performances goes decently well. However, you feel that some attention has been lost considering some of the students started dispersing to take advantage of the free catering. However, your girl were still doing rather well, except for Cole, who was lagging a little behind the others and misses a couple notes. However, since she's backup, it's thankfully not very obvious.

"Well, it looks like I have to be going back." Rochelle says. "Good luck, sir."

"You too." You nod before switching on your comms. "K-Zwolf, have you reached the locker room yet?"

"AREA FOUND." K-Zwolf announces. "NO HOSTILES DETECTED."

That... wasn't good. Either the CompSci kids lied to you, or the Football Team was already enacting their plan.

"K-Zwolf, full scan. I want every inch inspected."

"SCANNING." K-Zwolf buzzes. "ANOMALY DETECTED. UNKNOWN FLUID. ANALYZING. MATCH FOUND. PIG BLOOD."

"Pig blood...?" You pause for a moment before your eyes widen. "Oh crap."

"What's going on?" Cole walks forward, stretching out her arms.

"Looks like you'll be doing some more fighting." You frown.

"Nice." Cole grins.

Meanwhile, the third set of performances starts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9tBvINSIk

Suddenly, you get an idea. Pulling the image of the Football Team member you saw in Clarissa's posse, you use it as a facial recognition reference as your augemetic eyes scan the crowd. There's a PING as your target is found, and your eyes form a holographic box around him. You can also see he's trying to hide the fact that he's carrying a bucket full of pig's blood. No doubt his fellow team members were packing something similar. What better way to ruin a performance than drenching the idols in pig's blood? It was a classic prank.

>Try to take them out silently.
>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.
>Other
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Rolled 20

>>30117812
>>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.

About time something lively happened at this gig!
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>>30117812
>Try to take them out silently.
GO METAL GEAR COLE
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Rolled 18, 3, 2 = 23

>>30117812
>>Other

KZ-Wolf. Grab the bucket.
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>>30117812
>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.
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>>30117812
>>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.

>>30117842
GODDAMNIT STOP WASTING 20'S
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>>30117812
>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.
We have to quickly check the ceiling to make sure they have not setup the Carrie yet
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>>30117812
>>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.
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>>30117812
>Try to take them out silently.
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Rolled 5, 20, 8 = 33

>>30117812
>>Try to take them out silently.

Don't take attention away from the stage
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>>30117812
>Try to take them out silently.

Goddammit people, the last thing we need is a fight in the middle of our performance.
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>>30117812
>>Try to take them out silently.
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>>30117812
>Try to take them out silently.
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>>30117812
>>Try to take them out silently.
Are people seriously trying to ruin the performance?
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>>30117812
>Try to take them out silently.
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>>30117812
>Try to take them out silently.
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>>30117812
>>Try to take them out silently.
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>>30117812
>>Try to take them out silently
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>>30117941
>>30117904

Way I see it, any publicity is good publicity. It gets our name out there into the media--and coverage is what we need right now if we ever want to move onto bigger and better things.
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>>30117812
>>Fuck it. Just have Cole punch the fuck outta him and flush the others out.
Fuck his cunt ass up. Hopefully when his compatriots come to bail him out, we fuck them up to, then douse the fuckers in the blood they were bringing to the party.
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Rolled 9

>>30117812
"Cole, K-Zwolf, I need you to get into the crowd and neutralize those Football players. Silently, if possible."

"ROGER."

"Stealth ain't exactly my style, but I'll give it a shot."

Looking through Cole's feed, you can see her slip into the crowd. Out of costume, nobody seems to give her a second glance in the crowd, and she slowly makes her way up to the Football Captain, who is slowly inching toward the stage.

>roll 2d20
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Rolled 17, 5 = 22

>>30118010
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Rolled 5, 17 = 22

>>30118010
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>>30117976

Publicity of our idols punching out the guests in the middle of the performance is not the type of publicity we need.
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>>30117976
ya no thats not what the producer is about. are you new? there was a whole conversation were we said we wouldn't have that mindset.
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Rolled 13, 18 = 31

>>30118010
Not her style really...
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>>30117976
Because our first step into the big news needs to be our idols drenched in blood.

What. I'd bet you'd ignore the fucking paparazzi like Lilith's bosses did too.
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Rolled 4, 12 = 16

>>30118010
Fuck his ass up!
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>>30118020
Did you forget why we saved Cole for last. This is the perfect publicity for Cole. Most celebrities go through a "good girl" phase, she is just beating it to the punch. This would increase her fans even more!
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>>30118016
>>30118017
>>30118023
Not bad, not bad
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>>30118010
You see Cole get the jump on the Captain, forcing him to drop his bucket and giving him a nasty taser shock to stun him. K-Zwolf, still cloaked follows up by lashing its tail around his neck to keep him subdued.

>Tell Cole to take him out.
>Try to force him to call off the attack.
>Other
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Rolled 1

>>30118017
>>30118016

What are the odds that two pairs of dice rolls will turn out to be the exact opposites of each other?
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>>30118090
>Tell Cole to take him out.
Using her Charm, of course.
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>>30118090
>>Try to force him to call off the attack.

Come on colleeeeee
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>>30118090
>>Try to force him to call off the attack.
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>>30118090
>>Try to force him to call off the attack.
Tell him that if he doesn't, Cole is going to drag his ass into the locker room to have fun with and stuff whatever is left into the locker for someone to find on Monday.
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>>30118090
>Try to force him to call off the attack.
"I have only one thing to ask you? Have you ever had a 12V car battery attached to your balls? I haven't personally, but you can find out very soon if you don't stop this."
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>>30118090
>>Try to force him to call off the attack.
Use your charms Cole
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Rolled 5

>>30118090
>>Tell Cole to take him out.

Nice and quick--we still have the other Jocks to look out for.
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>>30118090
>>Try to force him to call off the attack.
I don't feel like rolling for the other guys.
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>>30118090
>Other
Have K-ZWolf take him to use for further questioning. While we have Cole secure the area and keep a look out for anything else.
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>>30118139
>I haven't personally, but you can find out very soon if you don't stop this."
I think we would have actually and probably worse stuff.(maybe the pain of getting your arms re-attached and shit in war.)
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>>30118139

Don't make Cole fondle football players at prom. She isn't that kind of girl.
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Rolled 2, 4, 8 = 14

>>30118090
"I have only one thing to ask you, punk. Have you ever had a 12V car battery attached to your balls? I haven't personally, but you can find out very soon if you don't call of your goons." Cole whispers into the Captain's ear.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 6

>>30118187
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Rolled 11

>>30118187
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Rolled 11

>>30118187
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Rolled 4

>>30118187
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Rolled 7

>>30118187
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Rolled 5

>>30118187
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>>30118187
Fuck your shit, pawn.
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>>30118193
>>30118194
>>30118195
>>30118187

Do doubles count for something?
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>>30118195
>>30118194
>>30118193
11vs2
11vs4
11vs8
God damn we were lucky.
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>>30118216

Only crits.
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>>30118216
Why we passed?
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>>30118195
>Unfortunately, you haven't succeeded by a large enough margin. The Football Captain isn't easy to intimidate.

"Fuck you bitch, I take orders from only one girl, and it ain't you!" The Captain growls.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 2

>>30118251
hmm...
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Rolled 4

>>30118251
FUCK YOU TOO
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Rolled 17

>>30118251
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>>30118251
Unfortunate about your now scorched balls.
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>>30118262
Thank you, you saved us.

So is he sterile now?
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>>30118262
Thank god.
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>>30118262

You are the hero this quest deserves.
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Rolled 12

>>30118270
Fucking dice
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>>30118280

he'll soon be begging for more, like so before him.
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Rolled 12

>>30118255
>>30118259

It keeps happening~

captcha: Healeve useless
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>>30118262
The Captain tries to spin around to attack Cole, but she manages to dodge his attack and gives him a kick to groin like she did to Kaneda earlier, except this time she adds a bit of electricity into it. The Captain gives a bloodcurling scream as electricity courses through is body and he topples to the ground, twitching. Immediately, the kids around Cole back away.

Except for the Football players. Well, at least you wouldn't have to go through the trouble of finding all of them. They immediately drop their buckets and converge on Cole's position. From your count, there had to be at least eight of them.

Unfortunately, Rochelle and Julie were still on stage. You were going to have to make a judgment call.

>Have Cole try to handle them herself.
>Send in Rochelle and Julie to assist. Hopefully they'll think it's part of the show.
>Other
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>>30118262
Now for his reaction:
"OH GOOOD, PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP. MERCY, MERRRRRRCY. "
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>>30118363
>>Have Cole try to handle them herself.

Come on Wolf!
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>>30118363
>>Send in Rochelle and Julie to assist. Hopefully they'll think it's part of the show.
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>>30118363
Let Cole zap 'em. The girl needs some fun.

And more fans.
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>>30118363
>>Have Cole try to handle them herself.
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>>30118363
>>Send in Rochelle and Julie to assist. Hopefully they'll think it's part of the show.
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>>30118363
>>Have Cole try to handle them herself.

"Cole, so your worst. Thundershock em."
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>>30118363
>Send in K-Z
Are we allowed to step in ourselves?
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>>30118363
>Send in Rochelle and Julie to assist. Hopefully they'll think it's part of the show.
Message to Cole:
Can you pull off an electric explosion like that time I met you? Have fun. Make it flashy.
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>>30118363
>>Send in Rochelle and Julie to assist. Hopefully they'll think it's part of the show.

Time to put your practice to work, girls!
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>>30118363
>>Have Cole try to handle them herself.
Shouldn't the wolf be taking care of this?
Also we are on page 10 and are around 7 threads away from death.
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>>30118391
Even if we are, it's bad for PR.
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>>30118363
>Have Cole try to handle them herself.

Let her go wild with the shock treatment.
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>>30118396
She is surrounded by kids, in an enclosed environment full of tech.
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>>30118414
Dude, we do this and we become famous. I don't think we are going for the good girl image by this point. The degenerates will buy all the crap we sell.
>>
Can K-Z make audio-video recordings? If so, get him to record the whole thing. The footage might come in handy, either for pinning the trouble on the football team or showing off our idols combat prowess at a later date (Assuming we don't get pasted. We can still go frame-by-frame for good-looking stills, though).
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>>30118437
Do you want to get sued?
Do you want to get a bad rap for hurting bystanders?
Do you not know what bad pr does to appeal?
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>>30118454
Have you noticed our fanbase recently.
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>>30118470
Cole's fan base and they were delinquents, hurting the other girls images is not worth it.
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>>30118363

>Send in Rochelle and Julie to assist. Hopefully they'll think it's part of the show.

The loud screaming is going to attract attention either way. We might as well bring as much force as we can.
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>>30118437
>I don't think we are going for the good girl image by this point.

Most of our current fans are delinquents. I'd say we keep it that way.

We will take over the tombs with our idols, and lead the oppressed proletariat in the revolution!
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>>30118363
>>Have Cole try to handle them herself.
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>>30118494
>>30118470
Not our fan base.
Cole's fans and having her hurt people will hurt the companies image and reputation.
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>>30118494

Yes, because before the rabble got driven underground or outright exterminated, Detroit was a very nice place to visit.
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>>30118363
"Cole, you think you can take them?" You ask.

"Course I fucking can." Cole grins, cracking her knuckles.

"ASSISTING." K-Zwolf rumbles.

What's odd is that even though the kids had backed off from the initial confrontation, there doesn't seem to be any fear or apprehension. In fact, the tension in the hall seems to grow and they begin cheering and chanting.

"Fight fight fight fight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

"Rin, Rochelle, Juile, stay on stage." You order. "They think it's still part of the performance."

"And I have just the song for the occasion." David says happily as he taps a key on his console.

Suddenly, the music changes into something fast paced and catchy. Hell, you're not even in the fight and you can feel your blood pumping. God knows what it's doing to the students below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXI2MF30zU

"All right, ladies, bring it!" Cole cackles.

>And that's it for tonight? Tune in next week for the next thread! Remember Magical Girl Hunter is on Sunday and PJ Witches on Friday!
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>>30118494
That would make an awesome quest.
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>>30118536

thanks for running.
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>>30118536
DAMN, LEFT AT A CLIFFHANGER AS ALWAYS
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>30118363
>Other

SEND IN THE PRODUCER!!!!!
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>>30118525
The real Detroit is already like fall out.
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>>30118578
That looks like Africa.
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>>30118589
1) At this point, the city of Detroit owes money to more than 100,000 creditors.

2) Detroit is facing $20 billion in debt and unfunded liabilities. That breaks down to more than $25,000 per resident.

3) Back in 1960, the city of Detroit actually had the highest per-capita income in the entire nation.

4) In 1950, there were about 296,000 manufacturing jobs in Detroit. Today, there are less than 27,000.

5) Between December 2000 and December 2010, 48 percent of the manufacturing jobs in the state of Michigan were lost.

6) There are lots of houses available for sale in Detroit right now for $500 or less.

7) At this point, there are approximately 78,000 abandoned homes in the city.

8) About one-third of Detroit’s 140 square miles is either vacant or derelict.

9) An astounding 47 percent of the residents of the city of Detroit are functionally illiterate.

10) Less than half of the residents of Detroit over the age of 16 are working at this point.
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>>30118536

> MGHQ

> loli shenanigans
> alice screaming raep at egan

I cannot wait
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>>30118664
>>30118589

11) If you can believe it, 60 percent of all children in the city of Detroit are living in poverty.

12) Detroit was once the fourth-largest city in the United States, but over the past 60 years the population of Detroit has fallen by 63 percent.

13) The city of Detroit is now very heavily dependent on the tax revenue it pulls in from the casinos in the city. Right now, Detroit is bringing in about 11 million dollars a month in tax revenue from the casinos.

14) There are 70 “Superfund” hazardous waste sites in Detroit.

15) 40 percent of the street lights do not work.

16) Only about a third of the ambulances are running.

17) Some ambulances in the city of Detroit have been used for so long that they have more than 250,000 miles on them.

18) Two-thirds of the parks in the city of Detroit have been permanently closed down since 2008.

19) The size of the police force in Detroit has been cut by about 40 percent over the past decade.

20) When you call the police in Detroit, it takes them an average of 58 minutes to respond.

21) Due to budget cutbacks, most police stations in Detroit are now closed to the public for 16 hours a day.

22) The violent crime rate in Detroit is five times higher than the national average.

23) The murder rate in Detroit is 11 times higher than it is in New York City.

24) Today, police solve less than 10 percent of the crimes that are committed in Detroit.

25) Crime has gotten so bad in Detroit that even the police are telling people to “enter Detroit at your own risk“.
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>>30118664
>>30118680
Well, I'm glad I live in Australia.
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>>30118680
>>30118664
Its like drudge dred predicted the future.


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