please don't embarass me like this /tg/ ;_;

>>30106315
sometimes it takes us a bit to get ready OP
sorry man.

>>30106195
Get back clay and horses.

>>30106315
Sorry m80, but i'm off to sleep. I halfway read the other thread and it seemed entertaining.
Have a bump or whatever.

>>30106195
anyways got to go see what we can do to get a space program ready.
remember we want to INTO SPACE
also we need to fuck over russia, lets do it by means of forcing the cost of oil to go down.

OP, just use your last thread. It's still up.
>>30092546

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>>30106379
Well, we do have a LIST of things that the POLISH LEADERS want you to do at THE ASSEMBLY.
GLORIOUS POLAN is not a NUCLEAR POWER, so they want you to BUDDY UP with another NUCLEAR NATION in order to try and get some SWEET DEALS out of it.
A SPACE PROGRAM is actually on the LIST. The question is, WHO DO YOU TRY AND KISS UP TO?

>>30106517
oh
uhm
it's a little...too...late....
pls don't hate me ;_;

>>30106519
Be buds with Britain. They'll appreciate that nice jacket you have on.

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>>30106561
Yeah, maybe THE ENGLISH AMBASSADOR would be a good person to SCAM.
That FAT CAT BASTARD could probably get you some SPACE PROGRAM MONEY, or at least a good NAVAL FLEET.
We should find him.

>>30106519
The Americans, they want to fuck over the Russians as much as we do.

>>30106668
He's probably somewhere getting tea. Go find him.

>>30106668
harass people over gibbing clay.
but seriously, lets go pester britain and the USA for dat sweet space monies.

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>>30106669
Perhaps the YANKEES, but then again, THEY NO LONGER HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM.
>>30106694
Well you do remember seeing CAFFEINATED DRINKS in one of the MEETING ROOMS. Oh, but there's a JAPANESE MAN in here. Should you say something to him?
Well, no ENGLISHMEN in here.

>>30106879

Japanese like pierogi, right? Offer him pierogi.

>>30106879
HARRASS him for COFFEE

>>30106879
Tell him we hopes he is be having of good day!
Then go look in some other rooms.

>>30106908
this is the best so far

England and canada have the same queen don't they, and canada has a space program.

>>30106879
Japanball is OK in my books, if only because he looks like Polanball viewed from above.

...that said, he looks a little skittish. We should probably see if he's alright. Maybe he should lay off the coffee?

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>>30106902
You left all your PIEROGI in your OTHER PANTS, you know, the ones that don't have a KARABELA in them.
>>30106908
>>30106963
>>30106983
COFFEE IS SUSPICIOUS/TASTY. WE SHOULD ASK HIM ABOUT THE COFFEE, AND THEN ASK FOR SOME.

>>30107009
RUH ROH

>>30107009
An Inferior performance.

You are the reason why Polan cannot into space.

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>>30107009
WE MUST NOT LET SLIP OUR SECRETS TO THIS POLISH FOOL.

>>30107009
YOU, YOU ARE INFERIOR PIG DOG
YOU ARE WHY POLAN CANNOT INTO SPEECE

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>>30107009
>>30107043
>1
>2


Well, that was a BUST. I don't think ANYONE REALLY WON THAT SITUATION.
What should you do now?

>>30107157
Get coffee. We don't need Japan to make it for us.

>>30107157
in the absence of COFFEE, lets try to find the BRITISH AMBASSADOR, if hes not drinking TEA, he must be at the BAR

>>30107157
Bemoan you're inability to lead Poland into space.

Attempt to make coffee on your own.

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>>30107177
>>30107211
Yeah, the JAPANESE AMBASSADOR is not needed to make GLORIOUS COFFEE, let's just...
Oh for fuck's sake, he left a HUGE MESS and USED ALL THE INGREDIENTS. What a COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
Oh, but hey, he left behind his BRIEFCASE.

>>30107261
OPEN that SHIT

>>30107261
>Open briefcase

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>>30107272
>>30107274
Well, it appears to be a CASE NOTE FOLDER for the upcoming ASSEMBLY, a bunch of ANIME DOODLES ON LOOSE LEAF, and what appears to be a SHEATHED, ANCESTRAL KATANA.

>>30107261
Open sesame!

>>30107369
take the Katana!

A true son of Polan will take whatever he can for the fatherland

>>30107369
Take the briefcase.

>>30107369

Check the anime doodles for "illicit material". Confiscate them if present for personal use in the future, preferably when you're back at home with the doors locked and a nice big bottle of lotion beside you.

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>>30107391
>>30107393
>>30107475
You have taken the BRIEFCASE. That'll show that JAP BASTARD to clean up his COFFEE LEAVINGS.
Well, you just COMMITTED AN ACT OF LARCENY, what should you do now?
Keep in mind, the ASSEMBLY should begin GATHERING in approximately FIFTEEN MINUTES.

>>30107488
Go to the assembly i guess?

>>30107488
throw briefcase out a window after taking the katana and hide it under RUSSIA'S chair.

>>30107543
A brilliant pole scheme. Seconding, so long as we keep the documents

>>30107543
This hide the katana under the cussion

>>30107488
commit sudoku

>>30107543
This is great, but keep the best sketches. put them in your desk so no one can find them on you.

>>30107543
>>30107596
>>30107636
These. Keep sketches, incriminate Russki.
try to Find IranBall, He knows how to gather Neuclear by any means nesseccary.

>>30107698
>>30107636
>>30107622
>>30107596
Picture is coming up, drawing the ASSEMBLY CHAMBERS is a huge pain in the ass.

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>>30107831
You decide to keep the SWEET ANIME CARTOONS in your LEFT INSIDE POCKET, and stash the ANCESTRAL KATANA in your PANTS next to you KALABERA.
Well, here are the ASSEMBLY CHAMBERS. There's the BIG EXECUTIVE TABLE that the world powers will be seated at. You think that PODIUM is where the ISRAELI REPRESENTATIVE will be MEDIATING. You think you get a LITTLE STOOL TO SIT ON. They don't have a specific spot for you to be, which AMBASSADOR should you sit next to?
>United States
>United Kingdom
>Russia
>France
>China
>India
>Pakistan
>North Korea

>>30107990
>>France
Maybe he'll share some baguette with you.

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>>30106195
Please put a space between "polandball" and "quest" so my filter can do its job.

>>30107990
>>united states
He's got manlier food than france and he's got enough to share.

>>30108052
No :^)

>>30107990
>Germany
Because fuck you.

>>30108085
>>30108056
>>30108010
Bumping for a consensus.

Sit next to russia to try to slide item under seat.

Attempt to be friendly and make jokes. Poland makes good jokes.

>>30107990
>France

Russia. Maybe you can pickpocket land deeds.

>>30108206
Yeah, this.

>>30107990
>>30108010
>France
Ba-get me?
Also lol'd at the broken window

>>30108222
Trips gets it OP

Sit by Russia, he's totally not gonna bully us or take more clay.....right?

Can't take clay if you don't try. Sit by russia, give vodka and try to trick.

>>30107990
>Best Korea

>>30108052
How about you go fuck yourself? This is almost literally the only acceptable quest on /tg/ for months.

>>30108313
I just got here. Anyone have a link for last thread?

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Conveniently, the RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR and the FRENCH AMBASSADOR were sat right next to each other. You just decided to SET UP YOUR STOOL IN BETWEEN TE TWO OF THEM.
You also placed the ANCESTRAL KATANA delicately under the RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR'S CHAIR.
You are absolutely giddy with your GLORIOUS POLAN TRICKERY. Now all you have to do is wait for all the other AMBASSADOR'S to assemble...
(Incoming perspective change)

>>30108372
Last thread is dead, I'll see if I can upload the .htm somewhere.

>>30108405
Don't worry about it. Thread was already archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30092546/

>>30108385
Check self for possession of vodka that poland and not russia invented

go on...

>>30108450
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30092546/
Thanks. At first I was pissed this got through my filter, but this looks good.

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>>30108385
You are an OLD FUCKING FRENCH AMBASSADOR.
You've become DISILLUSIONED at the current NUCLEAR CRISIS.
Some idiot sat the CREEPY POLSKI BASTARD next to you. To your left is the ENGLISH AMBASSADOR, and across from you is a really pissed of JAPANMAN, who had his BRIEFCASE STOLEN SOMEHOW. He keeps ANGRILY EYEBALLING THE POLSKI, which leads you to believe maybe he did it.
The ISRAELI AMBASSADOR is quickly introducing you to the SITUATION. Your one goal in this ASSEMBLY is to get your country OUT OF THE RANGE OF THE UK AND RUSSIA.
There is a call FOR THE FIRST COUNTRY TO SPEAK. What do?

>>30108614
Speak and tell the UK and the Russians to fuck off.

>>30108614
"We le surrender."

>>30108614
Stay silent. If Russia stands to speak, look at his chair.

>>30108614
Get the ceremonial white flag prepared.

>>30108614
Speak First and Declare White flags, Cheese Eating and monky-isms for everyone.
>Surrender Loudly and Proudly

>>30108633
I agree with this guys.

Let cut through the bullshit. We old and tired.

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>>30108633
>>30108677
>>30108693
>>30108729
WE HAVE TO SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCE RUSSIA TO FUCK OFF

>>30108614
"WE SURRENDER!"

>>30108765
I love these images

>>30108765
COME ON PASS MOTHER FUCKER

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>>30108765
I'M NOT SURE IF WE SHOULD ACCEPT FRANCE'S TERMS OF SURRENDER

>>30108820
Does Russiya get a bonus for hosting the Olympics?

>>30108820
I'm not sure if this is good or bad

>>30108820
HA!

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>>30108765
>>30108820
YOU DID IT.
Well, except you have the UK to deal with...

>>30108952
wait was that role our diplomacy check?

>>30108952
Tell the UK that you just allied with Russia, but will call it off if you're left alone.

>>30108952
FINISH THE UK ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>>30108976
We got a 2.
Russia got a 1.

We won.

>>30108984
UK can hear us.

Besides, we don't want to anger UK with lies. that would hurt us a fuck alot.

>>30108976
I'm retarded and I forgot to take off the dice roll.

>>30108989
no i mean in the last post he rolled a 2. I'm asking if that is our diplomacy roll for negotiations with England or not.

>>30109007
>we don't want to anger UK with lies
Quick SURRENDER!

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>>30108313
>Acceptable
>Quest

>>30109013
That was against russia.

We roll once more against the UK.

>>30109018
We so fucking close to getting out with no surrender.

Stop being a damn english whore. What pathetic yellow teeth.

>>30108952
surrender to the UK as well.

>>30108952
Just sent America another statue to ally with them. They hate communism, and they LOVE bribes.

>>30109045
This. Everyone loves statues and the UK loves America

>>30109045
Gonna third this

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>>30108952
NOT SO FAST
FRANCE HAS PISSED OFF OUR PEOPLE FOR THE LAST TIME. BRITANNIA MUST AT LAST SUCCEED AGAINST OUR ENEMY.
...Jesus christ I suck at drawing

>>30109045
Fourthing.

>>30108313
>This is almost literally the only acceptable quest on /tg/ for months.
Too bad you don't decide that. Or have taste.

>>30109109
HAH.

SUCK ON FRENCH FRIES MOTHER FUCKER.
>>30109045
It the UK, not the US.

Read goddamnit.

>>30109109
Heh!

>>30109045
4thing for the Franco-american alliance

>>30109109
hahahha

>>30109109
Sweet Jesus what have you done to the union jack. Diagonal cross is meant to be white as it's from the Scottish flag.

>>30109127
The US has bigger guns anyways, plus UK just fucked up their roll

>>30109134
The US are still fucking mad about Vietnam.

Might want them to calm down a bit on that reguard. spend some time rebuilding relationships between the US and France.

So this is "everyone rolls shit" The quest?

>>30109170
Everyone but us anon.

Everyone but us.

>>30109170
Actually Poland has done rather well aside from that time with Japan.

UK fucked up hard tho.

>>30109127
Ally with America through Statues.
US now thinks France is cool.
UK wants to be best buddies with America, decides to be cool with France.
It's called Diplomacy, brah

>>30109170
I think that's just Diplomat Canon, anon.

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Alright, I got the BIG SOLUTION, folks.

If we just blow up all the nukes, you can't fire them!

>>30109160
well if their just mad about vietnam and not about that whole iraq war thing, then im sure we can reach an agreement

>>30109221
Good luck with that.

>>30109039
Calm Down Jacques
>>30109143
Calm down William.
>>30109109
Get over excited and threaten the UK, our Diplomacy win will intimidate them!

>>30109221
No.

The pollution will kill the environment.

Water be polluted and no food will grow. Everyone dies because you fired the freaking nukes.
>>30109230
Wait, there more French bullshit? Oh boy, there gonna be more diplomacy to fix this problem.

>>30109251
We're not FIRING THEM, just blowing them up!

DUH

>>30109279
The worst thing about the nuke is the radiation, not the explosion.

When you explode about 3000 or more nukes, you kill the damn planet.

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>>30109109
HAHA, NOT TODAY ENGLISH PIG! LOOKS LIKE I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS SCOT FREE.

Suddenly, the AMERICAN AMBASSADOR speaks from across the table, interrupting the PROFESSIONAL BICKERING.
He says the FRANCE shouldn't be getting out without PAYING THEIR DUES AS A NUCLEAR POWER. To keep out of this situation would be MORALLY WRONG. If they choose to SURRENDER TO RUSSIA AND THE UK, the UNITED STATES will decided to DECLARE NUCLEAR WAR ON FRANCE.

>>30109375
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

>>30109375
The statue. Fucking use the statue!

>>30109375
Bribe with a statue

>>30109375
LAUNCH THE STATUES

>>30109375
:O
>Engage Statue!!

>>30109321
Not the original poster, but what if we blew them all up on The Moon?

I motion for the delegates to approach this discussion immediately.

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>>30109427
I AM THE ORIGINAL POSTER
AND I APPROVE OF THIS

>>30109375
Shit. Offer a Statue of a Cheeseburger! QUICKLY!

>>30109375
Give Sealand a statue too, they could be a useful ally.

Say that to cheer them up

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>>30109427
>nuke the moon
Never change, /tg/.

>>30109642
It's not so much about actually wanting to nuke the moon as it is about giving everyone an excuse to into space.

so we can tag along

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>>30109393
>>30109412
>>30109418
>>30109546
You quickly use the STATUTE to try and DISARM the US AMBASSADOR'S THREAT!
He responds
>Are you sure it exists? Because as far as I could tell, the STATUTE was in the JAPANESE AMBASSADOR'S BRIEFCASE, and he said he LOST it. As far as I'm concerned, IT DOESN'T EXIST. Regardless, the AMERICAN PEOPLE will not accept your SURRENDER. As a NUCLEAR POWER, you ACCEPTED THE RESPONSIBILITIES that come with it. You should've THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN before you decided to CUT AND RUN. We can get this NUCLEAR WAR underway right now, if you want. I can phone WASHINGTON and we'll have some pretty birds in the air in three minutes. Or, you can SIT DOWN and RE-ENGAGE THIS PEACE TALK like the rest of us. This is completely up to you, MR. AMBASSADOR.

So what will you do?

>>30109674
But space is dangerous! There's space, and monsters, and pirates...

And SPACE PIRATES

>>30109674
All in favor of declaring nuclear war on The Moon and beginning Space War I say aye.

>>30109682
>Are sexual favors an option?

>>30109682
TELL HIM BRING IT ON.

NUKE AMERICA.

NUKE IT ALL.

Tell him to fuck himself about the responsibilities and he just looking for a fight.

He get one. He be mark in history as some fucker.

>>30109682
Prostitution is the only way out.

>>30109682
SENSE MOTIVE

IS HE BLUFFING?

>>30109682
Surrender to the USA. It is our only option left.

>>30109682
Nuke America.

He want to play the fucking cold war.

Let heat shit up.

>>30109733
He just said he wouldn't accept surrender, numbnuts.

>>30109682
Why would I offer you a statue that doesn't exist? I love giving you statues!

Remember Lady Liberty?

>>30109682
>Statute
I read that as statue. Threaten them with repossessing Lady Liberty!

>>30109759
Exactly.

So Nuke him.

He doesn't want surrender, he get death.

>>30109682
Call him something insulting, but in french.

>>30109682
Fuck it. Ally with Russia and the UK. If this bitch wants a war, then he'll have it. Try to get China in, too.

>>30109682
Bitch please. France is the bomb when it comes to Nuclear Power Plants, you think a little radiation will piss us off?

>>30109682
Get UK and Russia with us.

US want to nuke the french. the fallout will harm the UK and Russia.

>>30109682
America, please. I know you're not good at accents, so we'll try again. STATUE. Like "of Liberty". You guys still love that shit, right?

We're trying to say that maybe you can have one for your west coast also.

>>30109682
Am I mis-reading the situation, or is the US ambassador honestly threatening nuclear war, over France wanting to disarm and/or declare neutrality?

Because those seem like the bullying kind of tactics that provoke bi-partisan opposition, both politically, popularly AND internationally. Or maybe the USA should remember that they are a) supplied with oil by mostly other countries and b) can't expect to win, if they pick a fight with roughly 75% of the rest of the developed world, ESPECIALLY with bi-partisan opposition at home?

>>30109780
This, also flick his sunglasses whilst doing so

>>30109811

Russia is immune to radiation, obviously.
He secretly wants the Nuke

>>30109832
Yes.

US ambassdor is threating nuclear war over france wanting neutrality.

He wants war instead of peace, he get war.
>>30109842
As a final fuck you, let do that.

>>30109682
"So you are about to start a thermonuclear war because we refuse to be jumbled about by this cockamamie nuclear shuffling game where we finish right where we started? Face it america, nothing will come out of these talks, as long as someone has a nuclear capabilities some other state is going to want to keep theirs too. Face it america, nothing will come out of these talks, its best we just quit now so we can save ourselves from wasted time and breath."

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>>30109753
>>30109724
You respond, channeling your ancestors, who conquered the world twice over, fighting empire with empire:
>Then we shall fight. We will start with your capitol first, then down ze coastline. And only after your cities fall to ruin will you understand zat your bravado will only bring the end of your civilization. And we will take our statue back from ze New York. Face it, Mr. American Ambassador, you are simply looking for a fight.

The other representatives at the table are beginning to sweat. Russia is eyeballing the room nervously.
You flick his sunglasses.

Let's give Sealand a nuke so they feel important.

>>30109943
AH SHIT.

IT HABBENING.

>>30109950
And a statue!

>>30109943
Oh shit.

>>30109943
>Preparing to panic

>>30109943
See how USA said fuck.

This is WHAT FUCKING HAPPEN WHEN YOU THREATHEN NUCLEAR WAR WHEN THE FOE WANT PEACE.

YOU GET NOT THE COLD WAR.

YOU GET THE ICE AGE FROM THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT.

>>30109943
Oh god, we touched the glasses. TOO FAR!

Let's get Canada on our side. They're part French AND have experience burning the White House to the ground!

Also, don't let up the pressure. The Americans may talk big, but we are European! We have several centuries of culture and experience at playing politics game on our side! Pointedly remind the US ambassador of what was said here >>30109832 and remind them that for all their bravado, M.A.D. still applies as much today, as it did in the 60s and 70s.

>>30109943
Switch to China
After all this is the situation they were planning for for the past few decades.

>>30110025
>glasses
>threathing nuclear war
>The dude just want to be left alone in peace, it even got demorcracy.

The US Diplomant cross the fucking line.

It done.

>>30110025
Seconding!

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>>30109943
IT BEGINS
AND IT ENDS

>>30109971
>We make friends with Sealand
>Have wine and Sealandian food party
>Eventually, Sealand is the last vote we need to stop nuclear war

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WE TOUCHED HIS GLASSES

WE TOUCHED HIS GLASSES

>>30110025
MAPLE LEAF MAPLE LEAF MAPLE LEAF

>>30110085
The US diplomat just threathed to nuke our homeland.

It on now bitch.

Aw shit roll for intimidate

>>30110118
>inimidate
>not full on war

It not a fucking bluff. We will use MAD if the US is threathing nuclear war.

>>30110133
Then roll for hitting the button faster!

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Wait. Where did Poland get nukes from?

>inb4 they bought contaminated soil for Chernobyl and stuffed it in empty bomb shells.

>>30110133
That's what intimidate is, intimidate isn't bluffing. Its a threat where you tell them what you will do if they don't back down.

Roll bluff != roll intimidate

>>30110146
HAH.

We don't have to hit the button faster.

We just need to hit the button before we can't hit the button.

We will not strike first but will make sure that the enemies of FRANCE that nuke it will not live to see tomorrow.

>>30110133
>>30110146

Turns out /tg/ isn't good at diplomacy.
At all.
I mean, wow.

>>30110133
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g

AUX ARMES, CITOYENS!

>>30110018
That was a sound affect of Franceball flicking the shades. The US is giving us the cold, silent, self-assured stare.

>>30110053
I dunno, man. Nuclear war is one thing, but you don't touch a man's glasses. That's just not cool.

Still, it's good to see France isn't backing down. 'Surrender-monkeys' my ass! In case Napoleon didn't drive the point home that you don't fuck with the French, you'd think people would remember resistance during the last big war. The French GOVERNMENT might be gutless, but its people have never forgotten their greatness.

>>30110163
Not poland

France.
>>30110170
US just threathed nuclear war on fucking peace talks.

peace talks. SUCCESSFUL peace talks.

The time of talking is over.

War has begin.

guys guys i think the american was bluffing in the first place, there is no way he has enough pull in both congress and the cabinet to declare an absolute nuclear war

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>>30109943
NEUTRALITY MEANS LETTING THE REST OF THE WORLD DIE. CLEARLY THIS IS A PLOY TO HAVE ONE COUNTRY RULE THE REMAINING PLANET.

>>30110207
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30110170
Brinksmanship, anon.

In the span of less than two hours of posts, we basically recreated the Cuban missile crisis with a different set of belligerents.

Blame the system, not the people.

>>30110207
IT'S HAPPENING

>>30110207
Bwahahahahaaa

>>30110207
Good job America, Good job.

>>30110207
So the damn yanks WERE bluffing

>>30110207
Fuck man

>>30110207
Oh my god, OP, your dice are jinxed worse than mine!

>>30110207
U
S
A

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>>30110207
>1
Well motherfuck.

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>>30110207
VIVE LE FRANCE

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>>30110309
Please tell me OP is using 1d2 and not 1d100, I'm laughing inside!

>>30110340
1d6 Indo Gent. Still hilarious

>>30110340
It was a d6

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>>30110207
Goddammit, and I just went and made this too for France rediscovering its balls

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52f6efaa183c2-vive-le-republique-allez-vous-cous-cous-say.php

>>30110207
so wait who wins?

ITT: polanball dickery and france once again learning how to be a man.

>>30110466
We win anon.

France won.

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>>30110207
The AMERICAN AMBASSADOR attempted to leap over the table, but instead jumped backwards over his CHAIR and fell flat on his ASS.
The ISRAELI MEDIATOR steps in to do his JOB.
>MR. AMERICAN AMBASSADOR, you will calm down and cease this THREATENING and PHYSICAL VIOLENCE before I HAVE YOU REMOVED. Now then, if the other GOY- I mean, REPRESENTATIVES wish to DECLARE NEUTRALITY, they may do so. However, just because the UNITED KINGDOM and RUSSIA agreed to allow you out of this situation doesn't mean YOU'RE FREE. Who disagrees with letting the NATION OF FRANCE declare NEUTRALITY?

Suddenly, the NORTH KOREAN AMBASSADOR says he does.

>>30110470
Looking forward to getting a chance to play as Britain and tell America "You've been a very unruly child and I think it's time you took responsibility for your actions! This 'special relationship' is over." The USA will be without allies and Britain can start dictating its own policies again, rather than kissing ass to its rebellious colonies.

>>30110496
France, Get up on North Korea shit and tell him to fuck off or else.

We just got USA to fuck off as well 2 mayor powers.

Time to put this small country in it fucking place.

>>30110496
FUCK HIM

THREATEN HIM AS WELL!

THEN RETAKE VIETNAM!

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG, BAGUETTE STRONK

>>30110496
We should state that if North Korea doesn't have a nuke that can get off the launchpad they shouldn't be included in the discussion.

>>30110496
What's north korea gonna do? Beg me for food until I kill myself?

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>>30110496
COMMUNISTS

And America's out of action too!

Looks like FRANCE IS DEFENDER OF THE FREE WORLD NOW

>>30110521
Pretty much.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30110536
WAIT SHIT THAT'S SEALAND'S FLAG

>>30110521
>>30110536

I think we know what needs to be done.

>>30110521
this.
FRANCE STRONK!

>>30110525
Hah. What else are they gonna do? They can't even attack france in anyway possible.

There no fucking reason why north korea would put itself in this situation.

OH WAIT, USA DID WITH THE NUCLEAR BULLSHIT.

Tell North Korea to fuck off.

>>30110496
Oh and while we're at it, kindly remind me why we're still supplying aid to a nation that long ago ceased to be the underdog in any way and routinely pushing an aggressively expansionist agenda? The establishment of Israel was on dubious legal grounds to start with! I think it's time to seriously re-consider the nature of our national relationship with Israel, especially with regards to financial, military and material aid.

>>30110496
Start laughing and give North Korea his pacifier

>>30110536
>>30110569
>>30110575
Destroy all objectors, then stay in anyway, and continue to KICK ALL ASSES
ALL OF THEM

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>>30110515
>>30110517
NORTH KOREA - KINDLY FUCK OFF, YOU COULDN'T NUKE YOURSELVES IF YOU TRIED.

>>30110632
TRES BIEN

>>30110632
When did france become badass again?

>>30110632
COME ON FRANCE.

>>30110632
>FRANCE
>DEFENDER OF THE FREE WORLD!

>>30110602
>>30110517
>>30110515
Okay, okay, this is getting very silly. We want NEUTRALITY, not all-out war with anyone that we think looks at us funny.

Let's hear NORTH KOREA out and listen to his (unlikely to be a 'her') objections. Then we LAUGH at them and ask on what ground they are delivering their BASELESS RHETORIC and EMPTY THREATS.

God dammit, OP's way of typing is CONTAGIOUS.

>>30110662
france became stronk by glorious polock influence.

>>30110632
Oh fuck

>>30110632
La tricolore strikes again!

>>30110685
TOO LATE, CAUSE North Korea GOT TOLD

>>30110662
When the Diplomat has been established as disillusioned and not giving a rat's ass anymore.

>>30110632
Inb4 Best Korea rolls a 6

>>30110708
>disillusioned
>not getting his loved france peace.

please anon, we just fucking got peace from Russia and our old foe UK.

Then US came and did the whole cold war bullshit but we didn't have any of that.

Now we about to have neutrality but NK want to play with the big dogs for no goddamn reason.

>>30110738
>Rolls 1
>Declares war on itself
>Nukes are just cylinders full of old gumball machines
>Rifles filled with quarters
>Biological Weapons are just packets of ketchup

>>30110738
Tell North Korea to Fuck off
Be Declare Neutral
Become New Belgium
Wrest Economic power from German Fags and institute New Brussels in Franco Land for glorious Garlic Empire Fro ever x100
Zoot A-Lore!

>>30110771
North Korea, that is.

>>30110771
vs:
>france
>who beats their entire army to death with their secret weapon
>10 day old baguettes

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>>30110632
I MUST SUCCEED, SO YOU MAY LISTEN TO ME AND NOT MAKE A MISTAKE!

>>30110897
Bahahahahahaaaa

>>30110897
Oh nooooo

>>30110897
WHAT.

OH SHIT.

NK KNOWS SOMETHING THAT WE DON"T

WHAT MISTAKE?

>>30110897
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

>>30110897
Oh faq.

>>30110897
FUCKING WHAT?

>>30110926
>>30110929
A MISTAKE.

FRANCE IS ABOUT TO GET IN A TRAP. NK WILL SAVE FRANCE.

>>30110897
North Korea only has such a high roll because He's a pawn of Sealand and we know what happens when you mess with Sealand

>>30110897
>[x]Reveal Horrible Truth About Israel

I KNEW THEY WERE MOON PEOPLE

>>30110967
Jesus Christ, Anon, we get it. You saw the Wikipedia Article today and thought it was silly.

Cool your jets already.

>>30110897
>Rolled 3

I FUCKING WARNED YOU GUYS! DIDN'T I SAY TO LISTEN! NEVER discount someone out of hand, just because he's loud, rude and annoying; he might actually say something worth hearing! NOW look where we are!

>I'm astonished NK doesn't roll 1d2 for diplomacy

>>30111014
DUDE.

ISRAEL IS ABOUT TO FUCK FRANCE OVER.

>>30111031
They'll have a job doing that, once we pull support from their nation. NATO has been bankrolling Israel for far too long, in my opinion. The age of religious claims on national territory was over with the Crusades. The Jews must have missed the memo.

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>>30110897
North Korea slips a NOTE to you from ACROSS THE TABLE.
>We have access to many SPY NETWORKS across the globe. We intercepted INTEL from RUSSIAN ESPIONAGE AGENTS in your country, and according to them, YOUR GOVERNMENT HAD IN SECRET TRADED AWAY YOUR ENTIRE NUCLEAR SUPPLY. Why they have done this, we do not know, nor do we know whom they traded them to, or for what. Neutrality or not, your GOVERNMENT has sent you here on some sort of DIPLOMATIC SUICIDE MISSION. If I were you, I'd STAY IN THE TALKS, or BAD THINGS MIGHT HAPPEN.

Underneath his message is a picture of a smiling, cartoony Kim Jung Un.

>>30111134
Oh, right.
What do you do now?

>>30111134
........CHECK THE INTEL.

OUR FRENCH DIPLOMANT SPECIALIZE ON INTEL.

>>30111134
perspective switch to israel

>>30111134
...That's inane. Sounds like an insane ruse.

>>30111134
YOU HAVE SPIES IN FRANCE!?

>>30111180
>>30111166
>>30108614
LOOK.

CHECK OUT FRANCE STATS.

WE CAN SEE IF IT TRUTH OR NOT.

IF SO, EAT PAPER AND WALK AWAY.

WE WON.

>>30111191
YOU HAVE SPIES?

>>30111134
We should probably call for a recess and confirm that intel with our own sources.

Another angle to consider, is why N.Korea gave us this intelligence in the first place. How do THEY profit from France staying in these talks?

>>30111134
fucking what?
how?

>>30111134
Slip a NOTe back to North Korea stating that the opposite is infact true for them and because the NK delagate was friends with Kim Jong Un's Uncle it's been sent here to die in public. Must side with us or die!

Bluff Check!

>>30111210
YOU HAVE SOMETHING?

>>30111134
Wait, what. Motion for the talks to adjourn for a smoke/snack break. We gotta confirm this and see just how sneaky NK is.

>>30111134
Go talk to Russia. He has too many nukes. Have him share some with you.

Proof positive that quest faggots were full of shit when they said just use the filter to ignore them.
I lived up to my end of the bargain

>>30111205
This. DETECT LE HORSESHIT

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>>30111176
Second

>>30111259
Oh look, some fag wanting to stir a shitstorm.

bye and go fuck yourself.

>>30111205
Sure, why not? We got the stats and the dice.

>>30111134

>>30111191 is CASUS BELLI, mr. AMBASSADOR for NORTH KOREA.

If you're right, I DECLARE WAR ON YOU.

If you're wrong, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Figure THAT out.

>>30111333
Eh.

Anon came the fuck down.

Spies is one fucking business and war is insane for that shit.

Nuclear war threathing for peace talk is another issue and will be ending in death by nukes.

Spies aren't worth war. We just get and capture the spies.

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>>30111205
>>30111180
>>30111166
>>30111217
You consider how you would go about FACT CHECKING this.
For one, you don't know if you can TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT to tell the truth if they are in fact hiding this information from you, but at the same time, why would the NORTH KOREAN AMBASSADOR care to tell you?
Who's to say you would get STEAMROLLED by other countries even if you didn't have NUCLEAR ARMS?
As far as you can tell, you have three options:
>1. Talk to the RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR, see if he can provide information about his ESPIONAGE AGENTS in your COUNTRY
>2. CALL A RECESS and talk with ISRAEL about what to do
>3. CALL A RECESS and talk to the NORTH KOREAN AMBASSADOR for potential additional info

>>30111402
Pass NK's diplomatic note to Russia, unedited.

>>30111402
Oh or
>4. CALL HOME and ask about it

>>30111402
>1. Talk to the RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR, see if he can provide information about his ESPIONAGE AGENTS in your COUNTRY

>>30111402
>1. Talk to the RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR, see if he can provide information about his ESPIONAGE AGENTS in your COUNTRY


NO RECESS. IT WILL LOOK TOO SUSPICIOUS.

>>30111402
>3. CALL A RECESS and talk to the NORTH KOREAN AMBASSADOR for potential additional info

lets get the whole story before we start making judgements

>>30111402
>3

No! wait!...
>>30111422
This, I like this!
>WW3 Inbound

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>>30111422
this

>>30111402
GUYS
If we don't have nukes, we aren't in the nuclear council!

WE NEED TO SAVE THE FREE WORLD

>>30111402
>3 talk to north korea
>then switch back to poland, because poland must set the world on fire with everyone but them in pain and sufferings.

>>30111422
Do this.

Also
>raise eyebrow quizzically

>>30111402
Even assuming the French Government would do something this bonkers, we shouldn't rush to get Russia angry at us. We've already got America breathing down our necks and we should go to the source: North Korea.

We choose #3 and we get what we want AND we give everyone else a chance to cool down. Win/Win!

>>30111422
HAHAHHAHA.

Then point and laugh at NK.

>>30111527
Holy crap, this. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE DISCERNING EYE OF FRANCE

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>>30111422
>>30111441
>>30111461
>>30111485
You decide it's best if you tell the RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR about NORTH KOREAN SPIES stealing all of their precious ESPIONAGE INTEL.
You slip the NOTE to him.
Not only is he NOT ANGRY, he also says aloud:
>Oh, da, we figured this out a few MONTHS AGO. Probably should've TOLD YOU, but I wanted to see CUTE LOOK ON FACE when you found out.

>>30111674
And on that cliffhanger, I must go.
Keep a sharp eye for POLANDBALLQUEST PART III, and I'll see you folks later.

>>30111674
give him the cute look

>>30111674
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

THIS IS WHY RUSSIA WAS NERVOUS.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give him a stone ass hard FRENCH LOOK.

>>30111674
well son of a bitch.
this is some crap.

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>>30111674
Commence internal screaming

>>30111692
You magnificent bastard. Thanks for running!