Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Some stuff happened with Monster Maestro. None of that's important cause she's not the Hero here. No, our Hero is RENA THE ROCK!>Her celebration to rising up to S-Class was rudely cut off by the evil Monster Master as she pleaded for our Hero to come and see her Arch Enemy, Monster Maestro.>Is this all a trap? We'll find out in this chapter of Hero Quest!
>Rena arrives at the hospital located near the Villain Association. The actual Association itself is remarkably similar to the Hero Association with the only difference being it's color scheme. >As she enters the hospital she hears someone running up to her and suddenly finds herself pressed against Cynthia.MM+: "Oh, Rena! It's horrible! My dear, sweet, lovable, adorable, innocent, little sister has been grievously injured by some villain! Or hero! We don't know right now.""--------"MM+: "What's that, dear?""Can't.... Breathe...."MM+: "Oh! Sorry!">She loosens her grip on Rena a bit, still holding onto her though. She notices that Cynthia is in her Villain getup.MM+: "She's been asking about you, saying she didn't want you over because she knows you were at a party and that she's fine. But I know my dear sister, she just didn't want to bother you. I'm sure she wants to see her best friend.""What happened to her exactly?"MM+: "She... Oh... I can't bring myself to say it. I fear that if I do I may go mad with anger at the culprit. I'm doing my best to not run out and hunt him down myself. Father told me to stay so I must...">A machine looking thing floats out of the room they're next to.???: "The patient is stable. You may see her if you want. Which one of you would like to go in first?"
let's go first.
>>30046244LET'S GO IN FIRST
>>30046244Cynthia seems to be really panicky, let her see Bridgette first. We can wait.
>>30046244"I'll go. I'll find out what happened for you, then we can plan out our justice and revenge together."
>>30046244tell MM+ about the contract we made with the hooded figure
>>30046244Cynthia. She's her sister, after all, and family comes first.
>>30046244Obviously family first.But if possible, both of us.
>>30046244Family first, of course.Give whoever goes in first a hat, so she knows you're there, though.
>>30046244Doc Quad looks way too adorable to be a villain.
>>30046244Let Cynthia go first. Family takes precedent in hospital visits.
>>30046244Family first.Rena, look around and find something shiny.
>>30046244Family first.Work our contacts while we wait, find out what happened, and then throw a rock at it.Call MGS. Wasn't she with MMA?
>>30046340>Rena, look around and find something shiny.Seems to me like we could be investigating.If MM+ pumps Bridgette for information, we can see what Doc Quad can tell us about her injuries.
>>30046244Family first. Also, see if we can steal a nurse's hat or something while we wait. Maybe it'll make MM happier to see us when we come in.
>>30046236Sparkle and Ben comig at you
>>30046394We really need to get around to turning the maid outfit and the nurses uniform in the cupboard into alternate Hero costumes....For... emergencies.
"You can go first, Cynthia. Tell her I'm here.">Cynthia steps into the room. Rena can hear her burst into tears and Bridgette complaining about something.>The Doc stays outside, floating by the door.Let's see if we can get some information.>Rena asks the Doc about what happened and how Bridgette is looking.DQ: "Hehehehe. She is fine. Very fine, indeed. Her leg was cut off but it was such a clean cut. Easy to fix, heehee. Of course, the amputated part had to be thrown away. Can't attach a bat leg to a human one. Yet, hehehe. But it is fine. She has a better leg now. A perfect blend of plastics, metal, and flesh. Aaaah, I love it when I can improve on the human body. Her new leg has a gun in it. I'm quite proud of that."
>>30046394Ooh! We should ask Robomaid or Cosplay Lass for a nurse outfit! Thought ought to make Bridgette laugh!
>>30046394She'd be a lot happier if we had the whole outfit.
>>30046431Um ok. No option to reattach a human leg? Remind me to never get dismembered.
>>30046431Couldnt Bridgette just turn into a spider or something and regrow her leg?
>>30046431...We might as well ask how the leg looks. Is it at least vaguely human shaped? Also, mad props for gun legs, that's always awesome.Seconding the need for a nurse costume to make MM happier.
>>30046431"So she's okay. Good. Can you tell what happened to her? What attacked her?"
>>30046236And Anti Hero
>>30046435I don't think Rena has the figure for a sexy nurse outfit.
>>30046431"Does it transform with her?"
>>30046431Try not to panic and ask who did it.
>>30046431"Can you, like, take the gun out of the leg to use it? Or do you have to lift the leg up and point it at guys?That sounds really impractical doc."
>>30046431"Won't it be hard to aim a gun with her foot? And actually, you guys are villains, right? Can't you just clone her a new foot?"
>>30046431"That's TERRIBLE."Wow, it really brings the general fragility of human life home in a way that drinking bleach totally didn't."Couldn't she just turn into a monster with regerative abilities?"
>>30046431>Her new leg has a gun in itHow does that even workHow does she control itWill that even work with her transformationsCouldn't she have just turned into a bat and had the amputated leg reattached then
>>30046431Be the ArchRival you are, ask if that will affect her transformations.
>>30046431"Can she still transform?"
>>30046431What happens to her leg if she transforms?Do you have a hat around that I could steal?
>>30046431"Won't that get in the way when she does her transformation thing?"
>>30046431What happened to Bridgette? And does he have any ideas on who cut her? Did he see something similar before, and if he did, when and where?
>>30046464They could have reattached it if it had been a human leg and it could have been retrieved. Unfortunately it was severed while she was in a Monster form and the limb didn't revert when she did.
>>30046431"What kind of gun?""What if she wanted to save the old one for sentimental reasons? I mean, that's what I'd do."I'd like to not meddle too much. It's Bridgette's decision, after all.
>>30046504like pic I suppose
>>30046477Bridgette doesn't mind
>>30046477Eh, she just about managed the maid
>>30046478tis is important, someone with the ability to transform needs the part to transform with them. otherwise it makes them unable to use that power.
>>30046431she's going to be in a movie!
>>30046431I'm sure the Monster can give her a replacement limb made out of something which is not dead which can eternal lie.She's a monster-based villain, so tentacle limbs seems like a reasonable option.capcha: was RBidenForbidden? Sounds about right!
>>30046431Doesn't that mean she'll have a human sized.prosthetic whenever she transforms, or is he just that good?
>>30046474AH looks like a dude in this
>>30046605>AH looks quite a bit like Rena>AH looks like a dude.I don't see a problem.
"That's not good! That's terrible! How does that kind of gun even work!? Can't she just change and grow it back or something?"DQ: "Dunno. My job was to heal her, hehe. That's it. She didn't transform when she got here and her leg didn't change back, hehehe.""Do you know what it is that got her?"DQ: "She said it was some person in a kitten cloak. They cut her as she was flying away, hehe. We don't have anyone like that in our Association nor are there any registered Heroes like that. I'm thinking it's some kind of rogue.""That's horrible... Are they still out there?"DQ: "She said her father managed to take care of him, hehehe.">Cynthia leaves the room. She looks emotionally drained. Without a glance she crosses the hall and slumps down in a chair opposite of Rena. She waves at her telling her to just go in when she wants.>>30046471Should I get one? I might be able to get a pair of scrubs at least if I can't get a decent outfit.I'm not really sure what one should do in this kind of thing. Maybe I should have bought a get well soon card?Why am I so terrible at this kind of thing...
>>30046638Let's SEE THAT NEW LEG
>>30046638Pat Cynthia on the shoulder before we swipe a nurse's hat and go in.
Will she be able to shapeshift that new leg?
Rolled 6, 4, 4, 1 = 15>>30046638A hug is worth all the get well soon cards in the world.
>>30046638Rena, find a nurse costume to surprise MM
>>30046638Gotta go for the costume, even if it's scrubs. I'm sure Bridgette will appreciate the effort. All else failing, give Robomaid a call, I'm sure she's got a maid outfit stuffed away somewhere, and she can fly it to us.
>>30046477There are male nurse too, you know.
>>30046638First, give Cynthia a hug. Then go in, it's the fact that you're here that counts. Be a good friend to both of them.
>>30046638We saw someone like that. It was while we were leaving the Hero's Association; he was watching us from behind.Don't worry too much about gifts. I think she'll be happy just to see you. If she's in here for longer than a day, then we can dress up like a nurse next time.
>>30046638I'm pretty sure a hug will be fine.A mysterious cloaked figure huh. Sound like a connection with QOTW.Check your nemesis list, Rena Those two have something in common.
>>30046638hugs for both sisters.
>>30046638Yes, get one, also make sure you put your hair into a pony tail, cause reasons.
>>30046638Just go in there and see if she's alright. No one is really good at this kind of thing.
>>30046638Hugs and a nurse hat will suffice Rena!
>>30046638Just go in.Dont let bridgette wait.
>>30046717Yeeeeeeah, lets not go with the nurse outfit for now. She lost a limb, she's probably a bit down on blood right now.
just go see her and gve her a hug. no need for fancy things
>>30046638>Should I get one? I might be able to get a pair of scrubs at least if I can't get a decent outfit.>I'm not really sure what one should do in this kind of thing. Maybe I should have bought a get well soon card?>Why am I so terrible at this kind of thing...It's okay, you're doing fine. Costumes are for planned-ahead events.. You're here on emergency. What matters is that you're here for your friend/nemesis. Stop overthinking it and go in.But you can totally keep the nurse outfit idea for later when Bridgette recuperates at home.
>>30046244>has been grievously injured by some villain! Or hero! We don't know right now."It's the other Kyubey.The dickbutt!
>>30046638Give Cynthia a hug, then head on in.
Rolled 18We're gonna get so much money for this hospital visit.
>>30046759We're OK. Whatever it was our vampire powers needed out of our blood, it seems to have built itself back to up a sustainable level.
>>30046638Let's ask Cynthia if she can transform into a sexy nurse outfit
>>30046780>Give Cynthia a hugheadpat. She's in a chair.
>>30046810Or even just a squeeze of the hand. Comfort her, is what I'm saying.
>>30046810Also, ask her who else is coming.
I'll go in as is I guess.>Rena gives Cynthia a hug and enters the room. Inside she sees Bridgette sitting on a bed. There is a dark blue leg in place of her left one with a small bat leg floating in a jar at her side. She looks a bit surprised to see her.C: "Rena. I thought sis was kidding...""Hey, Bridgette. She called me after what happened. Are you uhm... Okay?"C: "I'm better... I got a new leg." She flexes her robotic leg. "It feels weird but it weighs the same as my old one and I can actually sense stuff with it..""Can it transform?"C: "... No.""What? But what are you going to do when you transform? Does it just fall off?"C: "I... Can't transform anymore.""Huh? Why not..? Is it the leg?"C: "No. When I turned back to normal I just couldn't anymore. Whatever that thing hit me with took away my power. I -still- can't transform. I can summon things still but... Yeah. If I could transform they could have just reattached my leg as it was but... Whatever. It was a stupid power anyway. I couldn't change into anything as strong as my bro and sis anyway. Besides, I'm the Monster Maestro not the Monster Shapeshifter. So it's fine."She doesn't sound fine...
>>30046846NO, TRANSFORMATION WAS BRIDGETTE'S ONLY GOOD POWERHOW ELSE IS SHE GOING TO MOLEST RENA AS SOME TENTACLE MOSNTER
>>30046846HUGS. HUGS NOW.
>>30046846"B-b-but you turned into a SUPER CUTE bat!"
>>30046846give her a hug"You still have the power of being my friend!... and Lasagna!"
>>30046846Find a nurse outfit and give her a hug
>>30046846Hug. "I'm just glad that you're Ok. "
>>30046878By summoning an actual tentacle monster and joining in?
>>30046846HUG and maybe cheek kiss.
>>30046846Tackle hugs and cuddling is the only answer Rena. Tell her that you'd fear her powers no matter what they were, and that she'll just have to summon some -really- strong monsters to defeat us.
>>30046846>She doesn't sound fine...Tell her that.
>>30046846Hugs time.>>30046891Don't remind her. She is in full sour grapes mode right now, no need to make it worse.
>>30046846hug time, I think.
>>30046846Tell her that her leg looks super scary and intimidating, it makes her look really villainous.
>>30046913This. This a hundred times.
>>30046846"Any idea why that happened?""What about the guy that attacked you? Did he say anything?"It's a long shot, but you still might have some of her blood in your system. If you extract it, you might be able to somehow reapply her transformation power.
I have to say, this worries me on a couple of levels.The big one is, was this the same assailant who attacked Queen of the World?If so, did she ALSO lose her power?Bridgette was able to shift back. QotW might have had one last incarnation left in her too.Possibly more importantly the only connection I can divine between the two who've been attacked is Rena."Bridgette, we need to know everything you do about who attacked you."
>>30046913This is perfect.
>>30046846Hug her. Girl's feeling down, she needs a hug.
>>30046935>"Any idea why that happened?">"What about the guy that attacked you? Did he say anything?"QotW got killed recently. She doesn't remember how since resurrection comes with amnesia, but it must have been something powerful that could overcome or disable her powers.It might be the same guy that went after you.
>>30046878ALSO HOW IS SHE GOING TO SPY ON RENA WHEN SHE CHANGES CLOTHES.poor Bridgette.
>>30046986Bridgette can still summon things, she just cant transform. Maybe when we get that hat back from MGS, we can glean transformation powers from it.
>>30046986Given her reincarnation ability, I don't think she CAN lose her powers. She'd just spring back fully-formed including her abilities. If she lost her power, she'd still be dead and we have proof she is not.
>>30046995QotW gets her ass beat by the rangers.It really doesnt take anyone with power to ignore her abilities.
>>30047016yeah, but if that fucker can take the power you're using when you're hit, this MAY be Queens last life.
>>30047040There's only one way to find out.Let's not chance it.
>>30047004Like any normal stalker?Telescope? Hole in the wall?
>>30047004Rena is pretty dense... putting a lampshade on her head and standing still might do the trickoh Rena you so dumb. Who cares what's in the package if the wrapping paper is so pretty?
>>30047031>QotW gets her ass beat by the rangers.I don't recall that ever happening.What Rank is she anyway? Top B or bottom A?
"It's okay, Bridgette. I'd fear your powers no matter what they were, and now I'm sure you'll summon out some -really- strong monsters, huh?">She hugs Bridgette.C: "Rena, I said I'm fine. Don't get all sappy on me.">She doesn't let go.C: "Seriously, I'm fine. Rena, let go. I said I'm fine dammit.">Rena can feel her nemises tremble. She finally relents and holds Rena close.I wish hugs really could fix everything but I guess they're only good for making people less sad.I'm gonna find who did this and hit them with my rock so hard.No one makes my friends cry.
>>30047118shhhhno wordsonly hugs
>>30047118"Don't worry, Bridgette. You and I will be back to fighting in the street in no time. I'm so glad you're okay. I l-"MMA: Burst in.
>>30047118We need to figure out what the culprit looks like!But first, hugs.
>>30047136>MMA: Burst in.>implying she's not already hiding under the bed
>>30047118Rena, realize that delicious blood is centimeters away from your fangs.Oh yeah, team up with MMA to find the culprit.
>>30047092>Rena is pretty dense...Rena is material of Natsuru-tier density.
>>30047118Just hold her until she lets go, maybe stroke her back a bit to calm her down.After that, yeah, vengeance time. We'll need to consult with Cynthia to hunt this fucker down.
>>30047158so dense... light cannot escape
>>30047118Okay, that's good. She's being honest with her emotions now; that'll help her work through them. You're a good friend, Rena.Let her get it out of her system, then ask about her encounter with her attacker. You'll need to know all the details you can find out.Also, the blood thing. Don't forget about that.
>>30047118Hug her more. Ask her what happened. to her today.If we're going to hunt this guy down we'll need more info.
>>30047118Keep hugging her until she stops crying.Then tell her you're here for her, whatever she needs.
>>30047118"I'll get vengeance for you Bridgette. No one touches my arch nemesis but ME."
>>30047158>NatsuruThe first time I saw that I thought it was talking about the guy from Fairy Tale.To be fair he is also pretty dense.
>>30047118That's right, Rena. Hun down whoever did this. Hunt them down and drink them.
>It takes a few minutes before Bridgette calms down enough to say anything.>Rena asks her to tell her exactly what happened, if she can.B: "Well... I just finished this... Fight. And I was heading off when this freaky dude in a cat hoodie came up to me. He had this cutesy falsetto kind of voice and asked me if I wanted to form a contract with him. He didn't really give me any details so naturally I said no. After that he went berserk and attacked me. I managed to dodge the first hit but the second one got me and... Yeah. Dad came and beat him up but I don't think he's dead. I've never heard of the man before and no one's reported seeing him since... Cynthia wants to look for him but not even dad knows anything about him."
>>30047118Ask her about her parents, did they advise her on her powers and how is her father anyway, he dealth with the bastard?
>>30047268We should ask around among the heroes.
>>30047268tell her that guys sounds just like the guy we accepted a contract from on the way here! What are the odds?!?
>>30047268That sounds distinctive at least. Let's see if we can get Shadow Man and the rest of the information based heroes and villains on it. If there's a psycho like this who's attacked two villains that we know, it's a danger to everybody.
>>30047268Lets ask sparkles if she has ever heard of anything like that.She has been around long enough to have seen everything.
>>30047268We better run this guy by Kitty.
>>30047236>"I'll get vengeance for you Bridgette. No one touches my arch nemesis but ME."Is that a... propsal?
>>30047268"I met the same guy... and Sparkle mentioned something about 'contracts' and 'power' once... maybe she'll know something."
>>30047268"Queen of the World says she got killed by some kind of Evil Cat."
>>30047303We should've brought Kitty to cheer Bridgette up.Next time, we will have to show up in a nurse outfit with our kitty proudly displayed for all to see.
tell sparkle this thing says "contract"
>>30047289What are you talking about, and why do you keep posting this.
>>30047268"Alright. If your dad doesn't know anything about this guy, then he isn't a monster, so we can rule that out. I don't know much about demons, but they sound like they have a thing for contracts, right? I'll look into that. Meanwhile, you stay here and rest up. I need my archnemesis in top shape, you know?"
>>30047268Sounds like something MGS would know about.
>>30047268"He wanted to form a contract with you? Was he offering you a new power or something? That sounds a lot like what happened to Sparkle. Do you know anything called QB? Like, Quantum Bunny? Or Questing Beast?"Okay, we know that this guy is offering powers, and we know that he can steal powers. Maybe he's taking powers from supervillains and giving them to other supervillains.
>>30047297Dude, if The Monster doesn't know...Not that I don't think we shouldn't ask Sparks, but... I wouldn't be counting on a lot. Especially since Sparky'll hear about this through Ben anyway.But certainly this is a job for the City's least powered but most bizarrely promoted hero. Because at least if Rena goes down fighting him, he's not going to get a power up out of it.
>>30047249Your typical shounen protagonist is often pretty dense (unless it comes to miraculously figuring antagonist's weakpoint) - Naruto, Goku, that guy in One Piece, you name it.But they ain't got a thing on Natsuru.Or Rena.
>>30047268I guess we could ask around a bit once we return to the party at Hero Assoc. Since it is a gathering of S-class heroes it is a good opportunity try and glean some information. Perhaps the heroes have info the villains don't.
>>30047268Text Sparkle."You know about any cat thing that try to get people to make contracts? Cause one just cut of Bridgette's leg and I want to kill it."
>>30047330Makes sense. If anyone knows about contracts, it's her. Might be good to bring up QotW's testimony too.
>>30047416I'm thinking we need to get Robomaid in on this. And the Rainbow Rangers.Robomaid is a robot, so technically she doesn't HAVE powers, and the Rainbow Rangers are like the least superpowered heroes in the city besides Rena.This makes them both a tempting target AND the best people to fight it.
>>30047411Kill it and steal its hat.
>>30047411>"You know about any cat thing that try to get people to make contracts? Cause one just cut of Bridgette's leg and I need it's hat."FTFY
Double check your Nemesis list. It's possible that anyone else who has declared themselves Rena's nemesis is next.
"A cat hooded person... Queen actually mentioned she got killed by a cat person. I think I'll go ask her next time I see her. Is she in the Association Building?"B: "With that girl? Who knows.""I'll ask Sparkle, too. Let me give her a call-">The door opens up as Monster Matriarch and The Monster step in.>Rena's sanity is shattered once again. This is the second time it's been completely broken so the effects aren't nearly as bad. She's just lost all her memory of second grade.My head hurts...B: "Mom, dad. You came."MM++: "Of course! When darling told me what happened I dropped what I was doing and came right over. I can not believe that bastard laid his hands on my daughter... We will do what we can and hunt him down."B: "Thanks. Rena is trying to... Oh, great, her brain is broke again. Dad, you need to stop that."S̵̷͘͘ơ̷͜r̵̵̡̛͜r̢͘͞ỳ̴͜͞.̢͘͞B: "But yeah, we'll find him. Rena thinks there are some leads."...MM++: "Really? That's great. Oh! Your brother is coming. We told him what happened so him and his little girlfriend should be here soon."B: "... You told big bro to come here? With Magical Girl Sparkle? The Hero? Seriously?"I get the feeling that may be bad...I also get the feeling that something inside my brain broke but I think I can ignore that.
>>30047471>This makes them both a tempting target AND the best people to fight it.>AND the best people to fight it.You're kinda missing the part where the thing stabbed QotW throught with some makeshift spikey bits.Robomaid might be able to take it but Ranges would certainly not.
>>30047525Should we roll for a sanity check?
>>30047525demand ice cream. and wait for the show to start
Rolled 8We are seriously going to make so much money from visiting our friend in the hospital.So much.
>>30047525>I also get the feeling that something inside my brain broke but I think I can ignore that.Not like it could have been a big loss.
>>30047525does anyone else know how to do subtraction?I sort of forgot.
>>30047016>The Monster himself ripped the cloaked kitty a new one>and they're still not deadwell... shit.I guess we should warn Queen her invulnerability glitch may have worn off>>30047538meat shields. It's what they're good for.Besides, they upgraded their uniforms, right?
>>30047525God damn it you should be doing a comic or something. I just laughed my ass off.
>>30047525Tell her that magical girl sparkle is the best person to talk to about this, you were about to call her actually.
>>30047525Oh god, we need to get Cynthia away from them before she sees them together. She's still touchy that she isn't the one with Sparkle.
>>30047525"Why does everything smell like Tuesday?"
Rolled 13>>30047525Hell, rolling a sanity checkHigh is good
>>30047471With how much money we just spent on making the rangers less expendable, I would rather not send them through the meatgrinder like that.
>>30047525well there goes that awkward boy rena was friends with when they were little,i'm sure he's fine at life now.
>>30047573If it wore off she'd still be dead
>>30047588Distract her by asking for her help in hunting down a maid costume. That should keep her occupied long enough for them to go.
>>30047573>BQ is a SylarOh fuck.On the bright side, that means there might be a way to get Bridgette her powers back.
>>30047597That boy was Bob.
>>30047525volunteer to talk to sparkle while they go into a family meeting.
>>30047525"No, this is a good thing! She's dealt with someone like this before. She might know how to handle him.""There's an unregistered villain going around murdering other supervillains. We should work together on this."
>>30047594the thing is, they're probably going to be approached anyway, if they haven't been already.It's better we be near them when it happens than not, right?
>>30047525Rena, QUICK: what's 8+13?Also we gotta put our foot down here. This jabroni is attacking heroes AND villains. There's no time for faction wars when both sides are threatened. We gotta do the impossible: we need to UNITE
>>30047633Keeping an eye on them is good, yes.Sending them headlong into Kitty McKillstabs, not so much.
>>30047634>Rena, QUICK: what's 8+13?"Treacle"
>>30047525Second grade is very important! ...now you have to go back to school to retake that grade!....bwahahahaha!
>>30047525Fondle the unconscious Rena while pretending to prop her up
>>30047525Rena, here's what you need to do.Convince yourself that instead of a rend in reality to a plane of infinite monsters, it's just a kindly oldish man with a dashing beard and a cane.If you do it hard enough, that's what you'll see, and your brain won't break.
>>30047597I'm sure he went on to be a real dick of a villain.>>30047661>Billy Madison Rena QuestFund it.
>>30047620CC stabbed Queen and then left. She regenerated afterwards, so her power wasn't stolen before he left.
>>30047657Eh, good enough for Government/Hero work
>>30047525Rena! Your face is leaking free blood! Lick that shit up!
>>30047573>meat shields. It's what they're good for.Rena wouldn't think of them that way. She'd have them for completly useless. Not expendable distraction.>Besides, they upgraded their uniforms, right?Might be able to take a bullet, but I don't think it would do much against what we're up to here.
Ask the monster about the cat person. While not looking directly at him.enceAu sufferedIndeed.
Rolled 79>>30047726Pretend that timeless abomination is actually a cute cat. Your brain will edit out the eldritch horror and replace it with a more sanity bearable image of a kitty
>>30047726Or any other contract-making creatures. If we can't identify it directly, we may get some hint from its behavioral patterns.Failing that, has he encountered any other unidentified creatures throughout history? Beings like CC usually don't just come out of nowhere.
>>30047726It's not about looking at him or not, it's just the effect of him existing in the same room/building.
>>30047713Yeah, but we've made a second fortune as a hero since then, so we could upgrade them again AND even if they're completely wiped out, they can just recruit a new team.
>>30047525Lets all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes to celebrate after we all make contracts with hooded figure
>>30047699She could be like those heroes whose powers resets/regenerates upon death. Either way, its something to keep in mind as we go forward, especially if someone makes a contract with BQ and ends up with those powers.>>30047684Or just call him Monstermash. Its impossible to be afraid of anyone named Monstermash.
>>30047591>There goes her first date.>>300476347Blue"I'll go and meet them before they come in. Maybe explain to her that rainbows can't fly."B: "What?""I mean explain that Cynthia is here and a bit touchy about her. Be right back.">Rena staggers off and manages to find Sparkle and Monster Marauder before they enter the building.>The man towers over Sparkle and his entire body is tense. Sparkle is holding and patting his arm as she talks to him in a calming voice. When she sees Rena she calls her over.MGS: "We heard about what happened. Is she alright?""She is. She uhm..." She glances at Monster Marauder. "She's totally fine. I just went in to see her. Also uhm... Cynthia is there."MGS: "Monster Master? Damn... Benjamin really wants to see his sister but... Me and Monster Master don't quite get along."MMA: "I will be... Fine, Sparkle. Really..."MGS: "No, you're staying with me. Rena, do you think you can go talk to her for me? I don't want to leave him alone in the city."I'm not sure how to approach Cynthia..Also I'm completely blanking out on what I'm supposed to ask Sparkle.
>>30047747Substituting horrors beyond understanding with cute things is proven method of accepting their company.
>>30047684>>30047747Pretend he's a fancy man with a moustache and a crown.>>30047754And spent a significant fraction of that on pizza.
Rolled 16>>30047788"Have you two done it?"
>>30047788we should ask sparkle what we should request in the contract the hooded figure will give us
>>30047803Pretend he looks like katamari damacy's King?Okay, we can work with that. Make sure he has the theme song too
>>30047788"Monster inside. Brain hurty."
>>30047788Go tell Cynthia of our brilliant plan to dress up like one of those nurses from the Anny-Meis that Bridgette likes to cheer her up, but we need help choosing a good outfit.That, or drag her off to help us interview QotW for more information on this hooded cat figure.
>>30047788CAT THINGCONTRACTSTOOK BRIDGETTE'S LEGKIIIIIILLLLLLL IIIIIIITTTTTTT
>>30047820>implying Rena knows what it even is
>>30047788I think this is the cutest fucking relationship I've seen in quite a while. Props.Rena, go talk to Cynthia. Maybe give MMA a hug? Hugs solve everything.
>>30047788kitty cat contracts ask people hurt sparkle know?
>>30047788>I'm not sure how to approach Cynthia..Find a nurse outfit>Also I'm completely blanking out on what I'm supposed to ask Sparkle.Ask her about an evil cat that offer pacts to villains
>>30047788Approach her normally"yo sparkles comin in, act cool.for Bridgette"
>>30047848what if she's like a ken doll down there?
>>30047788"Basically, some kind of evil cat came up and offered Bridgette a contract. When she said no he tried to kill her.She can't transform anymore and, er, has a new leg, but she's otherwise fine."
Rolled 9>>30047848cuddling of course
>>30047848whatwhen was this image drawnand how did I miss it
>>30047788>Also I'm completely blanking out on what I'm supposed to ask Sparkle.Contracts, cat person, QotW getting gibbed.You see, good thing about voices in your head is they can remember things you've already forgotten.The bad thing about them is they can remember things you've already forgotten.
>>30047788We were planning to tell MGS what Bridgette told us about the cat man, since it could be related to the hat that she was researching.>CynthiaSay that whatever history there is between her and Sparkle, we know that she doesn't mean Bridgette any harm.
>>30047788Dammit, Rena."Hey Sparkle, some contract-slinging cat thing is going around and trying to kill heroes AND villains.Said cat killed QotW (but she's okay now) and almost killed Bridget. Know anyone who fits the bill?"Gotta breach the important info first.
>>30047788With honesty maybe? "MGS and your brother wants to make sure Bridgette is okay, like you did. Is that okay?
>>30047788Shopping worked for distracting MM+ before, right? Drag Cynthia off with us to go grab some get well balloons or something.
>>30047832oops forgot the linkhttp://youtu.be/BpI5uI6bMm0
>>30047893i think it was on twitter, maybe.
>>30047832>>30047960>King of All Cosmos>Origin of All MonstersIts close enough to work.
>>30047927Sparky, you can let him out of your sight for fifteen minutes. It's his family.Besides, Renas need to talk to you as soon as she can stop remembering that mountains taste of mauve
>>30047788"Bridgette says she was attacked by a cloaked guy with a cat hood who was offering her a vaguely-defined contract. I think it could be related to that thing you were looking into. Did you find out anything?"Personally, I think we should talk where Bridgette is around to hear. It wouldn't be fear to leave her out.
Threadly reminder that we need to hook up MM+ with some Hero.
>>30047990>Sparky, you can let him out of your sight for fifteen minutes. It's his family.Yes, his family who just got gruesomely mutilated. Thats enough to send anyone into a rage.
>>30048012Maybe we can take her matchmaking to avoid an incident with MGSOr we just set MGS with a bisexual wincest harem
>>30047788Rena, remember the hat, this is all related to that hat that Sparkle had to investigate.Everything is easier to remember when you link the memory to a hat.
>>30047990>Sparky, you can let him out of your sight for fifteen minutes. It's his family.She's not being irrationally clingy. The guy MIGHT flip once he figures it took his little sis' leg off and it ain't gonna grow back.
>>30047990Rena needs to talkof the cat and the hatas soon as she's had a small walkand has regained composure enough to talk about that.
>>30048012I volunteer Cafornicator, watch MM+'s flirting backfire
"Oh! Also! The thing that attacked Bridgette was some kinda cat hooded person. I think it's the same one that killed Queen of the World. She said that he offered to make her a contract or something.">The change that comes over Magical Girl Sparkle is instantaneous and terrifying in it's intensity.MGS: "Someone offered a contract to Bridgette..? Someone who looks like an animal..?""Yeah. She turned him down and he attacked her."MGS: "And what happened to him after that?""I don't remember..."MGS: "WELL FUCKING THINK. WHAT HAPPENED!?""!!! Woah! Uhm... She said that her father attacked but he got away or something. Teleported. No one can find him."MGS: "Goddammit... I..." She takes a deep breath. "Thank you, Rena. I think I'll just handle Cynthia on my own. Come on, Benjamin.">The man looks just as shocked as Rena and follows her into the hospital. At least he doesn't look like he'll lose control of himself right now.
>>30048050He's with exactly the right people if that's the case.They don't want him rampaging any more than Sparky does.>>30048061There's no WAY those two don't have a history
>>30048061>I volunteer Cafornicator
>>30048085Follow him to make sure.Definitely not to see the MM+/Sparkle drama.
Rolled 6>>30048085FollowWhere we go we have no need of eyes~
>>30048085Whoaaaa Sparkles, PTSD much?
>>30048108>Follow him to make sure.try to follow him but get lost in your dazed and confused state
>>30048085MGS seems pretty worried about this! We better go find that guy for her and take care of the situation, we do owe her after all.
>>30048085make a contract with a nurse's hatand by that I mean steal
>>30048123Dammit, no. I will not be denied my magical girl catfight. Maybe even literal catfight depending on what MM+ decides to transform into.
>>30048096I mean, perhaps we're not the first to be best frienimies with a villain...
>>30048130Then get roped into nurses duties, specifically, giving Bridgette a sponge-bath.
>>30048085Follow them Rena.
>>30048085follow! and maybe tackle mm+ if she shows sudden movements.
>>30048183Oh.Oh oh oh.We have a friend with a robot leg.And we have a friend who is a robot.You think Robomaid could do anything to soup up Bridgette's new limb?
>>30048096>There's no WAY those two don't have a historyWell, that's a possibility. But we better make sure."Say, Cynthia, umm... do you like coffee and coffee flavored things? "
>>30048221>You think Robomaid could do anything to soup up Bridgette's new limb?Allow me to remind you how it turned out the last time we tried to fiddle with Robomaid's buttons.Now you want to let her fiddle with Bridgette's buttons? I can't see that turning out any better.
>>30048221>We have a friend with a robot leg.We have TWO friends with robot legs! Three if you count Meido.Man, we gotta take better care of our friends...
>>30048221"Mistress, I have updated the plating to stainless and gave it vibration features with 3 settings as she instructed. low setting, high setting, and 'Even Rena would respond to this setting' setting"
>>30047788Let's go ask Cynthia to help us track down Bridgette's attacker!
>>30048085Go after her! We need to be there in case something goes wrong. MGS has a good heart, but she might push Bridgette too hard with her fixation solving the mystery.
>>30048289"how does the third one work?""shall i demonstrate with you mistress?""sure go ahe-"
>>30048285To be fair she made a bitching jet engine while we were racing....granted, it did explode later.
>>30048354>and then Rena forgot her entire school career
>Rena follows the two of them inside. She sees Monster Marauder and Magical Girl Sparkle walk inside and step past Cynthia without even a glance. Cynthia stares daggers at the two of them but Magical Girl Sparkle is either purposefully ignoring her or is genuinely unaware. Rena is leaning towards the former.>She approaches Cynthia who appears to be gripping her dress rather tightly.C: "That little bitch... Steal my brother away... After everyth-Oh, hey Rena.""Hey... You okay?"C: "I'm... Okay. I'm just wondering if it would be permissible to attack Magical Girl Sparkle considering that she's on Villain territory."
>>30048383>C: "I'm... Okay. I'm just wondering if it would be permissible to attack Magical Girl Sparkle considering that she's on Villain territory."No.
>>30048383I dunno... she kinda seemed to know what that hooded guy, whom we should all make contracts with, is
>>30048383"I wouldn't. She seems really really mad about the cat thing."
>>30048383"You know, I have to ask. What happened between you two anyway? There's something you're not telling me."Sit beside her. Hold her hand. Pat it to calm her down.
>>30048383"Well, I think she's the only reason why you're brother isn't on a rampage right now so please reconsider."
Rolled 15>>30048383Arm around cynthia"And invoke your brother's ire? Probably not a good idea. Plus I think she wants to hunt the cat that did this."
>>30048383NOW we distract her with the hunt for a cute maid costume. We need the monster family working together to hunt this bastard down, and infighting won't do us a lick of good.That, or drag her to go find Shadow Man for some help with figuring out a reconnaissance plan.
>>30048383Ask her if you and her can work together to get REVENGE. After all, B's YOUR nemesis to fight, and nobody else is allowed to hurt her.
>>30048383Nooooo, don't do that. Imagine how sad and mad (smad?) that would make both your brother and sister. We should do something fun together to take your mind off it. Say, have you met Caffornicator before?
>>30048383"Uh, she seems bit on the edge after what I told her, so better not."
>>30048383But she just wants to find and hurt the thing that did this, just like you do!
>>30048383She's the best hope for finding out what happened to your sister. Also, your brother? Sorta isn't being murderous anymore because of her.
>>30048383"I dunno, she seems to know something about the cat guy that attacked your sister and hate him something fierce, so it might be better to let her do her thing right now. On that note, want to go looking for creepy guys in cat hoods and beat them up?"
>>30048383why do you hate her so muchand what do you mean steal your brother awaythat's a little.......incestuous
>>30048383"Do you like coffee?"C'mon, let's do this.
>>30048383"Cynthia, she's not here to cause trouble. She's here because she's worried about Bridgette. I don't know what happened between you two, but Sparkle really does care about her and Benjamin. She's saved Bridgette before, remember?"
>>30048383>C: "I'm... Okay. I'm just wondering if it would be permissible to attack Magical Girl Sparkle considering that she's on Villain territory.""I don't think that would be a good idea at the moment. Something about the description of the guy who attacked Bridgette rattled her good.Something about this whole thing is giving me a weird feeling in my gut, and I don't think it's just your dad."
>>30048383"Cynthia, come let's find that cat thing that hurt Bridgette and bring it to justice! ...Or whatever passes for that with villains?"
>>30048463Revenge instead of justice.
>>30048463>Or whatever passes for that with villains?vengeance, generally.
>>30048502>>30048504That might be too advanced subject for Rena.
>>30048383She's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mad right now. I wouldn't.
>>30048383"Wait, so you're competing with Sparkle for your brother? I thought you didn't even like him!And it would be bad, since whoever did this really rattled Sparkle. I think she'll destroy anything that gets in her way right now."
"Cynthia, she's not here to cause trouble. She's here because she's worried about Bridgette. I don't know what happened between you two, but Sparkle really does care about her and Benjamin. She's saved Bridgette before, remember?"C: "... You don't understand.""Then tell me. What happened between you two? She told me she was your arch nemesis before but that's it. Bridgette is mine but we get along well."C: "I made her my nemesis because... That girl is not what you think, Rena. She is a cruel person who twists the hearts of others to cause them pain. She can strike you not only with her powers but with her words."
>>30048547well, I'm still pretty confusedShe's been nothing but nice to me
>>30048547"Oh... So, kinda like you, huh?"C: "...">Rena smiles."Do you like coffee?"C: "..."
>>30048547"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
>>30048547"R-really? Because she's done nothing but get me out of trouble since I met her. But if you want, I can go in there and mediate, I guess."
>>30048579Daaaaaaayum, burn.In seriousness, go drag her off to get some coffee (or Caffornicator) before she murders you.
>>30048579>"Oh... So, kinda like you, huh?"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN
>>30048547Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuckCynthia is mad.>>30048579Yeah, lets take Cynthia out for coffee.
>>30048579Shots fucking fired.
>>30048547"You tried to trick her by playing on her sense of mercy, didn't you?""I still don't really know what you mean. I can imagine she'd be ruthless at times, but I think it's really just because she wants to protect people who are in danger. That's what she's been doing ever since she was little, and that's what I think she's doing now."
>>30048579Get her the coffe
>>30048579Go introduce you to Californicator. She seems like the kind of friendly person who can help Cynthia be kinder.
>>30048579"I don't know all the details, but she's spent a long long time being unhappy, I think."
>>30048579Welp, time to support Cynthia as she goes through an existential crisis born of her scorned love for a woman.
>>30048579Cynthia status: TOLD
>>30048579Rena just blew her mind! that should be a distraction in on itself.onto freethrow doughnuts shop for food and coffee!
>>30048579I wonder how much money Rena will get for doing that to Cynthia.Probably a lot, she may even get a brand new rank made just for her that's even higher than anything else in the Hero Association.
>>30048656>not going to Mrs. DoughnutsRena is rich now remember?
>>30048667That face, that beautiful face~Seriously though, this is a good and a bad turning point.
>>30048579Go get her a coffee. Casually mention meeting Hero with coffee-based powers. She seemed like nice lady, if a bit absent-minded.
>>30048667time to draw some more parallels!"Whatever happened to her, she spent a long time not being able to let it go. If you're not careful you could wind up doing exactly the same."
>>30048579Need some ice for that burn?
>>30048579There's villain, and then there's jerk. Don't be the jerk.
"You okay? Come on, let's get some coffee. I know someone who makes great coffee."She looks a bit pale now. I think her sister getting hurt really hit her hard.When Sparkle is done with her visit I'll see if I can question her for more details on what she thinks.>Rena grabs Cynthia by the arm and walks her over to the Hero Association. The Villain doesn't talk much on the way there and doesn't even seem to care as they make their way up to the S-Class room. The room is much fuller now with various S-Class and even a few A-Class Heroes. Caffornicator is nowhere to be found.C: "Is that a bar over there? Excuse me for a moment...">Cynthia wanders off in the direction of the tempting alcoholic beverages.>Someone grabs Rena's arm.CF: "Heyyyy there, sexy. Who's the cutey you brought in with you?""How did you sneak up on me?"CF: "Isn't that Monster Master. You should, like, totally introduce me to her. I haven't had a villain. Recently."
>>30048847...I don't trust that hat.
>>30048847>CF: "Isn't that Monster Master. You should, like, totally introduce me to her. I haven't had a villain. Recently."Oblige Rena.Introduce them.
>>30048847"Sure, but be nice to her, okay? She's having rough day."
>>30048847Oh yeah, that's Monster Master! She's really nice, and she can transform into all of these really neat shapes. You should go talk with her, I'm sure she'd like some company.Go join Cynthia in grabbing some delicious hooch.
>>30048847"I don't think a fight would cheer her up right now. Maybe you should try again later. Besides, she's arching Sparkles."
>>30048847"Ok! She's a little down about her sister getting hurt. A little boost could go a long way!"And then walk over there and be all "Hey C, this is CF."
>>30048874STEAL THE HATIf it's not magical, no biggie, she can have it back.
>>30048847oh sure, she could use some coffee!
>>30048874>>30048907Rena, get yourself together, it's gift hat you gave her couple hours ago! You can't just steal it back.
>>30048847Sure, I think she could use a friend. And you seem really friendly.
>>30048847Let's introduce them. There is absolutely no way this can go wrong.
>>30048942I DON'T TRUST IT. It's giving me the stink eye.
>>30048892Negatory on the hooch. Rena gets drunk too easy, let's avoid making that mistake again this time.
>>30048952I agree, plus CF is really friendly. Cynthia could use more friends. They could be lie us and Bridget.
"yeah monster master could use some hot coffee"
>>30048847...Didn't she try to rape you?
>>30048098>CafornicatorThat doesn't strike me as a normal Hero Quest name. Like... it just seems different
>>30048952well there will be that itsy bitsy possibility that TWO people will try and harass rena and bridgette now, but i'm sure it won't come to that.
>>30048994Rape is just her way to say hello.
>>30048985I have a horrible feeling this is going to end poorly.Cynthia seems crazy clingy and Caffornicator can't keep it in her pants.
>>30048847"This is Cynthia. Cynthia, this is Caffornicator. I think she makes a really nice cup of coffee. And maybe likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But yeah, Cynthia is having a tough time right now, and I thought we could both use some coffee."
>>30049030Not rape... seduce.But rena is made of the densest material in the universe so it failed
>>30049030Well at least she and MM+ speak the same language.
>>30049034This just means the repeat break up and make up sex will be amazing...Or they agree to keep it casual.
>>30049036I'm sure Caffornicator is more than happy to give Rena and Cynthia some hot coffee.
>>30049050>But rena is made of the densest material in the universe so it failedRena's final form is a neutron star
>>30049084neutron stars wouldn't make a dent in Rena's lack of awareness,
>>30049079Yeah, and maybe listening to Californication will help Cynthia calm down.
>>30049050>But rena is made of the densest material in the universe so it failedWell she's apparently aware enough to go on dates.
>>30048847Rena, you're under a lot of stress with this whole "Cat tried to kill my Archnemesis" thing. You should take a load off with a bit of Everclear.
>>30049198This is true.Perhaps she gets 'romance' but not the more physical aspects of it.
>>30049034>Cynthia seems crazy clingy and Caffornicator can't keep it in her pants.It might work alright.If Caffornicator wants variability in her menu, what's better than a shapeshifter?Or the reason is that no one can really keep up with her... apetite. Cynthia might be able to.They might be the perfect match. Or I need to tone down power on my yuri goggles a notch.Anyway, pic related pretty much sums how I see it.
>>30049207everclear is especially good to have on an empty stomach
>>30049198You know, like playdates.
>>30048874But I got her that hat. Why don't I trust the hat I got her? Stop being silly, me."Ok! She's a little down about her sister getting hurt. A little boost could go a long way!"CF: "Hehe, awesome.">Rena leads the Caffornicator to Monster Master. She sits beside the Villain and places a hand on her shoulder.CF: "Hey there, cutey. I heard you could use a little pick-me-up."I am so good at making things better.>A man approaches Rena, cutting her off from watching what will happen to her best friend's sister.???: "Rena, right? I'm Omen, the S-Class. It's a pleasure to have you here.""Oh, hey. Were you one of the people who voted me in?"OM: "I must admit I am not. I did not believe you are ready. I hope you prove me wrong, Rena."Yay, he's not like balloon man. And he actually looks kinda cool.
>>30049349He looks like what Magical Girl Sparkle would look like if she was a guy.
>>30049349Cool, we can totally trust this guy if he voted against us.Ask him if he knows of any weird people that like to wear cloaks with cat ears and offer people contracts.
>>30049349Nice to meet you Omen.You seem pretty normal, unlike Rider.
>>30049349So... What do you do?
>>30049349"I hope so too."
>>30049349So, what's your power? And of that Caffornicator girl?Also, do you happen to know something about a cat-person with power-stealing powers who offers contracts?
>>30049349Ask him where he got that tie
>>30049349"You voted against me?"give him the hugest of hugs"Thankyouthankyouthankyou"
>>30049349Do we have a hat for him?
>>30049349"Ok. Good. You're not one of the crazy ones."
>>30049349"Well, it's nice to meet you. What brings you here? Got something to tell me?"
>>30049349Hey there. Oh by the way, I just let an A-Class villain into headquarters.>>30049383Nah, she would make a suaver guy than that. He doesn't even have a leather jacket or a pompadour.
>>30049349"And I didn't want to become S-class, really... Oh, you seem pretty normal, what's your power? Did you get your hat yet?"
>>30049413THIS. I don't think that we got a hat on him before we had to go check on MM.
>>30049349"Hey, that's cool, I don't think I should be here, either, but now that I am, I'll do my best! So, uh, what's your superhero thing?"
>>30049349"Thank you. It means a lot to me that you tried.Do you know how to put out a notice? Somebody in a kitty cloak has been offering some kinda contracts for power to villains and killing the ones who don't agree. When I mentioned it to Sparkle she looked completely horrified, and anything that horrifies Sparkle is something we need to watch out for."
>>30049349Are those scars on his face?
>>30049383MGS is a already a guy in my magical realm.
>>30049349He's not wearing any hat! Didn't you give him one yet? Or he doesn't like it?! Inquire!Also admit you weren't quite expecting majority voting in favor of your promotion. But you will do your best to live up to it (that means first and foremost not dying).Don't worry about Cynthia she seems to be in the good (if a bit grabby) hands.
>>30049349give him gifts, still have some extra's right?
>>30049349>"Oh, hey. Were you one of the people who voted me in?">>OM: "I must admit I am not. I did not believe you are ready. I hope you prove me wrong, Rena.""No, I'm with you on this. I didn't want to be promoted at all.The rate of promotion around here seems to be nuts. By rights I should be dead like, four or five times over already and that's not including the time my robot maid friend put bleach in my club soda"
>>30049433>Nah, she would make a suaver guy than that. He doesn't even have a leather jacket or a pompadour.Like this?
>>30049473Yeah...>She gives the man a hat."Hey, that's cool, I don't think I should be here, either, but now that I am, I'll do my best! So what's your superhero thing?"OM: "Me? I have complete control over fire and shadows. I was walking home from work one day when a demon tried to kill me so I punched him until he stopped trying. And then I stole his cloak. So now I have super powers. I know, not much of a story.""It's better than mine. I just threw rocks at things."OM: "So I heard.""And what's Caffornicator's power?">He frowns at the mention of her.OM: "Super speed, can vibrate through walls, drain energy from others, give them energy, make coffee. She's pretty powerful but she does not behave as a proper hero should. Honestly, hardly any of the S-Class do."
>>30049569Just give him a few scars and some robot limbs and its a perfect match.Or she would go all leather jacket and scarf like dem Kamen Riders since they're kinda like the male equivalent to magical girls.
>>30049604That is a pretty awesome backstory.
>>30049604"Why are so many high rank people crazy?"
>>30049604How should they behave in your opinion?
>>30049604>can vibrate through wallsAll business, all the time.
>>30049604... That's the best origin story I've ever heard.
>>30049604Well, to be pretty honest, not many of the heroes or villains seem to take this entire thing seriously.Oh, and speaking of demons! Does he know a way to help out Anti-hero? She has a really dangerous demon in her head that needs to go away. (blatantly trying to steer us into trauma)
>>30049634Same reason most high-ranking businessmen are sociopaths.
>>30049604But isn't proper behavior set by the culture? If most of the S-Class heroes are crazy, doesn't that mean it's improper for an S-Class hero to act sance?
>>30049604ask him if he has seen a hooded cat figure thing during his endeavors.
>>30049604"Punch demons? Could you punch the demon out of Anti-hero?"
>>30049604Well how do you expect heroes to behave?
>>30049686Let's not ask this.
>>30049686He probably could.If MM Didn't pull it out and kill it herself.
>>30049604I like where Caffornicator is going.
Umm guys we might want to stop MM+ from trying to kill her pseudo-date.
>>30049712Demons generally don't get "killed", they just get send back to where they came from.>>30049716MM+ kinda doesn't look that impressed.
>>30049604Exchange phone numbers, this guy seems to be the straight man of this bunch of comedians, certainly someone you'll want to talk with again.
>>30049736I'm sure those two are hitting it off fine.
>>30049604"Eh? What do you mean? Does she kill villains like Anti-Hero, or something?"
>>30049604That's the most awesome backstory ever.And yeah, most of the people we met are a bit weird. Comes with the territory, I guess.So you have the most experience fighting demons, then?Could we call you up in case we need some help? And do you know anything about a cat thingy that offers contracts?
>>30049716MM+ doesnt seem to, though.
>>30049749>MM+ kinda doesn't look that impressed.The question is whether she'd gonna turn her down or take initiative...
>>30049736>Implying she could
"But if they're all not behaving well doesn't that make them the majority? That means they're normal."OM: "For the S-Class, yes. For all heroes? No. Most of us do what we have to do to keep people safe. The others are only concerned with money, fame, or... Well, then there's people like Caffornicator. Barrington, Magical Girl Sparkle, Madam Hourglass, Rider, and Balloon-Man seem to be the only ones that share my feelings on this. The rest... There is a reason we do not get along well. The only reason I'm here with them is on your behalf.""Oh... Uhm, thank you."OM: "If there is anything I can do to assist you in the future please, ask. I'm pretty good at solving problems."
>>30049813>OM: "If there is anything I can do to assist you in the future please, ask. I'm pretty good at solving problems."Even... Personal problems~?
>>30049813Well shit, Omen wasn't lying when he said Caffornicator moved fast.
>>30049813W-where is Cafornicator's hand?
>>30049813Actually there is one thing *point at Californicato* Bad touch
>>30049813"What's the deal with Barrington? I totally can't understand him?"
>>30049813Let me add your number to my ancient cellphone.
>>30049813"Could you put out a notice asking for information on somebody in a kitty cloak offering contracts to villains? Sparkle was terrified when she heard about him."
>>30049813Thanks Mr. Omen!I'll probably ask for help a lot, I don't think I was ready for S-Class either....
>>30049813Thank him profusely and see if we can go hunt down Madame Hourglass. We haven't chatted with her yet, and if this guy likes her, she's probably a pretty cool cat.
>>30049813I think they're hitting it off really well.
>>30049813Well I wasn't ready for S class really.But..OH GOD WHAT IS CALIFORNICATOR DOING TO MONSTER MASTER!?
>>30049813"Well, thanks. Actually, I'm trying to track down someone now. He wears a sweatshirt with cat ears and apparently tries to get villains to sign a contract, and kills them if they refuse. Ever hear of a guy like that?"
>>30049813"Well, I think there's someone going around giving villains new powers and murdering anyone who won't accept his offers. He has a cloak that looks like a cat and he attacked two of my friends. You know anything about that?"
>>30049813Have we met Barrington yet?
>>30049855>acquire Nokia 3330>threaten villains that you'll throw it in their face if they don't surrender>ultimate move unlocked
>>30049813ask about the bear.
There must be a reason why Caffornicator is counted as S-class....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxwcQ1dapw8
>>30049813>That arm placement>That blushing
>>30049909Yeah, but we weren't able to communicate with him.And the guy's creepy.
>>30049909at the party>>30049899tch, she's obviously just brushing something off her lap. Maybe she spilled some coffee grains or something.
>>30049934>And the guy's creepy.Probably miscommunication.Omen says the guy is legit.Perhaps we could ask Omen about him.
>>30049813Ah, I have a slow fuse today. The scars on his face are, of course, from the demon.
"Well, I think there's someone going around giving villains new powers and murdering anyone who won't accept his offers. He has a cloak that looks like a cat and he attacked two of my friends. You know anything about that? Sparkle seemed to be really scared of him."OM: "Sparkle was scared? I'm afraid I haven't heard anything about him but I'll definitely be on the lookout. I'll tell the other S-Class about him too.""Thanks. We're really trying to find him. If you could put up fliers or something too that'd be great"OM: "I'll put a notice of it on the network. The others should see it.""Thanks. So what's the deal with Barrington? He's kinda... Eerie?"OM: "Ah, him. He's... Different. He's a good man though and a great hero. As far as I can tell his only power is very high super strength and an affinity for animals."
>>30050046Poor Caffornicator. This has not been her day.
>>30049813>caffornicator moves ever closer
>>30050046No MM+ what are you doing why are you not accepting her advances
>>30050046Oh caffornicator! When will it ever work out for you?
>>30050046Goddamnit Cynthia you spoilsport.
>>30050046Go for broke, Caffo!
>>30050046>OM: "Ah, him. He's... Different. He's a good man though and a great hero. As far as I can tell his only power is very high super strength and an affinity for animals."Ohhh Cafornicator is in for a good time.
>>30050046Thank him profusely and desperately rush forward to break up the fight that's about to happen.Oh god, everybody was supposed to be happy, why does this keep happening?
>>30050046"Why does Cynthia look so upset?"
>>30050046Cafornicator made a critical mistake. MM+ -seduces-, she doesn't get seduced.
>>30050046caffornicator: move closer
>>30050046We could ask Shadow Man if he has any info on the guy.
>>30050046Uh oh Cynthia's getting antsy, better go check on her.
>>30050046Rena, you should probably go check on Cynthia, she looks upset and possibly about to attack Caffornicator.
>>30050046caffornicator you gotta keep trying when the going gets toughearn that alias
>>30050046so he can talk to animals?
>>30050139Then she should swoon into MM+'s arms after that impressive display of strength.
>>30050046That sounds very interesting. Please tell me more while I ignore the rest of the room.
>>30050074She can still take on Rainbow Rangers.Every single one of them.At the same time.
>>30050139>MM+ -seduces-, she doesn't get seduced.MGS would disagree
>>30050046Cynthia seems upset. Let it play out for now, but keep an eye on them. If it looks like Caff won't back off and Cynthia isn't happy about it, be ready to go and break them up. Physically, if need be. Sexual harrassment is not nice."I meant more along the lines of, how do I talk to him? He didn't say anything to me at the party.
>>30050046"Alright, thanks. I hate to cut things short, but it looks like Cynthia doesn't like coffee very much, so I think I should take her somewhere else."
>>30050206That's the reason why of course.
>>30050046No, wait, this might work out.Just... Give it a second.
>>30050211she wouldn'tshe didn''t harass us
>>30050211>Sexual harrassment is not nice.She's obviously upset that Caffornicator just spilt coffee on her, what are you talking about?I'm sure Caffornicator will just apologise and everything will be fine.
"Uhm... My friend seems to be upset."OM: "Hmm? Oh. Caffornicator sometimes has that effect on people. She can handle herself.">Someone calls out to him.OM: "If you'll excuse me, Rena. It was a pleasure meeting you.">He leaves. Before Rena can more another man takes his place.???: "Rena! It is good to finally meet you. I am Prince! Though my full title is Prince of All That Is Good And Pure, you may simply call me Prince. I am the greatest scientist in the entire association so if you need something don't feel free to file a request. If I have some free time I may aid you."
>>30050303Can you improve my rock throwing ability?
>>30050303Robomaid Libido beyond maximum
>>30050303"Um, do you know anything about power loss?"
>>30050303harder rocksrena level density
>>30050303"You know about science? Can girls love girls?"
>>30050333Seconding. We need to live up to our nickname "The Rock".
>>30050303"Why are you a prince if your power is science and not princeliness?"
>>30050303What a douche.
>>30050303investigate why you can smell blood in the air.
>>30050303"Can you figure out how to regrow limbs?"
>>30050367>suggesting that we don't>>30050333I'm reasonably sure Robomaid can fulfil that function if we ask.
>>30050303So your power is SCIENCE! then? That's awesome.I guess you and Velociraptor work together, then? He helped us out with some stuff before.Could we get a suit of magical power armor? And what would that cost?
>>30050303"You mean do feel free?" he either misspoke or is making fun of you, better make sure."Also, wow, I've never seen someone with blue blood in person. before" (Try not to ponder what his blood might tast like, you're over it already!)"May I ask how you got your powers? Also I got you a hat but I'm afraid it's not as cool as that crown of yours."
>>30050303"Wow, that's quite the title! It's right up their with 'Queen of the World', but not quite as all-encompassing. Say, do you know anything about cloning body parts?"
>>30050303I have NO idea what is happening in the background
>>30050397That's not a bad idea. The guy who attacked Bridgette apparently sucked out her transformation power - he should investigate into that stuff.
>>30050432I think it's his hover-bot familiar covering up the interesting part of scene.
>>30050303"Prince? Weren't you called Symbol at some point? Or was that some other guy..."
>>30050303Hey Rena, you see that blood?Go get in on that action.
"Can you figure out how to regrow limbs?"PR: "Ha, regrowing limbs? I could do that as a child.""Really? My friend lost her leg in a fight and she could really use a new one."PR: "Well, I am a busy man but I'll try to pencil that little project in for sometime next year.""But she really..."PR: "If I wasted my time helping out -everyone- who lost a limb I would hardly have any time for myself. And that's not exactly fair, is it?"
>>30050376Nowhere as bad as Rena's ex.
>>30050524Is there any way you could be persuaded to move that up about 11 months?
>>30050524So, what do you do around here? Are you in charge of R&D?
>>30050524"But aren't you a hero? Don't heroes help people?"
>>30050524This is true, but you wouldn't be helping everybody, you'd be helping a fellow s class who would then owe you a favor.
>>30050524Uh, so do you want me to do a side quest or something? I do you a favour you fix her leg?
>>30050524We could bring MM+ if we wanted to speak with Sir Barrington.She speaks bear right?
>>30050524I'll go on a coffee date with you if you do it next week.
>>30050397This. Or regrow powers, too.>>30050407>I'm reasonably sure Robomaid can fulfil that function if we ask.I now need to see this happen.
>>30050524say you will introduce him to a QUEEN if he does it tomorrow.
>>30050524"I'll find you a better hat if you can do it this month."
>>30050524I repeat. What a douche.
>>30050524"Maybe you could come up with some time-warping machine that would let you handle more things in less time. I've seen something like that in a movie once. That way you'd have time both for youself and to help people.Anyway, thanks for the offer, if we don't figure out another way to solve this I'll get back to you in a year or so."Yeah, once a year is about the right frequency for seeing this guy.
>>30050432someone's virginity got violently ripped open.
>>30050574Gosh, I hope Rena talks to Shadowman off camera. He was helpful and kind of cool but we haven't spoken to him after that friend date thing.
>>30050652I don't think either of those women are virgins, anon. Though, I think SOME kind of virginity just got taken, so you would be half-right.
>>30050357>RenaHigher, Natsuru level density, if we can keep them from becoming black holesPerhaps use Tau quarks?
>>30050568>She speaks bear right?She seems to be speaking language of lust and violence at the moment.
>>30050524"I mean, if you're not good enough to be able to quickly heal my friend that's fine, you don't need to make excuses."
>>30050407O-oh myWe should totally ask if Robomaid has a power armour function.
>>30050524Well, okay! When you have free time, fresh Prince!
"But aren't you a hero? Don't heroes help people?"PR: "Of course. But I can't just help ALL the people. Your friend is on my mental to-do list. You'll just have to wait until I have free time like all the others. Speaking of free time my time here is just about up. If you'll excuse me...">He leaves Rena and walks over to a man in a funny hat.Rude......Hey.Where'd Cynthia go?
>>30050524"Could you just give me some info on how to do it, then? I could get someone else to do the procedure."
>>30050524Well, she was a shapeshifter, and lost her power after losing her limb. Which shouldn't happen, considering how she's the daughter of The Monster.But I guess you're not interested as a scientist for something like that.>>30050666If someone has any clues about BQ, it's probably him.So we should get Omen, MSG, and MM+ and go check out if there're any sightings of that guy.
>>30050726...You're going to want to go check on her. Maybe ask if Madame Hourglass can come with to freeze Cynthia if she's still aggressive.
>>30050726Maybe she fell behind the table. Who knows how much she drank?
>>30050726"Why would you do it yourself? Couldn't you just make a machine to do it and let people use that?Oh, wait, so you're saying you [i]can't[/i] make a machine to do it. I understand, we all have to know our limits"
>>30050726Look behind the counter.Bring some towels.
>>30050726peek behind the counterhide your eyes from the scene of bloody coitus
>>30050726Yeah, check up on where she is.
>>30050726Check behind the table for clues.
>>30050726Never mind, Caffornicator must be showing her around, like she did with you. Now go chat up madam Hourglass.
"why not just build a machine that could regrow limbs on its own? or teach someone else to do it? that way you can help everyone who needs a new limb, and free up a bunch of time you would have spent doing it yourself?"
>>30050726It looks like there's something on that table. maybe it's a note?
>>30050726look behind the counter rena! they could be doing THINGS
>>30050726ask the hooded figure off panel about contracts and where Cynthia is
>>30050726Go put your ear to that door you ripped off the wall.
>>30050726it was the CLOAKED RABBIT
>>30050726>Where'd Cynthia go?Pretty sure the CF went on to show here secrets of this place. By that I mean that one room with troublesome door. She'll be right back, no need to worry about it.
>>30050726Maybe Caff is showing MM+ her favorite door.
>>30050726Maybe she showed cynthia the secret nap room. Some place quiet to talk about her sister. You should join them as an emotional support!Who else will give out Rena hugs? You are the only Rena around!
>>30050726Look behind the counter.Get ready for a revelation.Girls can love girls
>>30050840>the secret nap roomOh, the hero sex dungeon?
>>30050726I want to say "wherever she is, she's probably fine" but we already know there's a serial killer on the loose, so I'd want to confirm her whereabouts just to be safe, then go check up on Bridgette.>captcha: Epsyster fineCaptcha seems calm, but I want to be sure.
>>30050753Why do I need towels..?>Rena looks behind the counter and sees... Cynthia. She sits up straight and dusts her cloak off.C: "Ah, Rena. That friend of yours is a sweet girl. Thanks for introducing me to her. Are we quite done here? I don't want to leave my dear sister alone any longer."
>>30050848>>30050854>>30050827Guys, there was copious amounts of flying blood...>sangin shewedindeed capture. We were shown lots of sanguine...
>>30050874You didn't... eat her, did you?>implying
>>30050874"...did... did you eat her?"
>>30050874You have some blood on your face.You okay? You didn't get into a fight?You can tell us, we're your friend, after all. And we'd feel horrible if you had a bad time.
Rolled 2>>30050874Check the floor.Look for the hat."did you eat her?"
>>30050893We should ask this.
>>30050874W-W-What happened to cafornicator?
>>30050874Lick the blood off her cheek.You know you want to.
>>30050874Poor Caffornicator...SHE JUST WANTED TO TAP SOME PUSSY! IS THAT SO WRONG?!?!?!
>>30050874"You've got red on you."
>>30050907>>30050907Imagine how much caffeine would be in her system if she did, she's move at fucking light speed
>>30050874...Did you eat her? Won't that make you fat? Aren't you supposed to be A-Ranked?
>>30050874Check to see if she has a snake tail, and if there's a large bulge in it.
Rolled 7>>30050874perception check time
>>30050879>Guys, there was copious amounts of flying blood...>what's foreplay?
>>30050874lick off the blood.
>>30050874lick the blood off absentmindedly, while asking where caffornicator went
>>30050904It could be ketchup. MM+ has been doing her best to be nice, so she wouldn't be bad right?
>>30050874"I-is everything okay between you two?"
>>30050874"How quickly do you think I could pick up a nurse uniform on the way?">captcha: Genealogical ACTowseGenealogical acts will ensue in due time, captcha.
>>30050932Coffee doesn't make you fat, dingus. If anything, shes just gonna have to pee a lot in the next hour.
>>30050939>and if there's a large bulgeI wonder if her shapeshifting can go THAT far...
>>30050879If it doesn't involve copious amounts of blood, you aren't doing it right.
>>30050874...did she eat caffinator? She threatens eating people frequently and last we checked she was really upset and probably susceptible to her monster influence. Look, even her tail is out. She could have swallowed her whole.Stare her down with hands on your hips Rena.Tell her to spit caffinator up.
>>30050970This, we need a cute costume to cheer MM up.I just hope that Caffornicator vibrated through the wall to escape or something.
>>30050874>>30050893Isn't Caff S-class? In a fight, I'm pretty sure she'd be able to put up more of a fight than that.
Even is cafornicator was eaten by MM+, she can just vibrate out of her whenever she wants to.
>>30051008We're S-class, so it's quite possible that she couldn't.
>>30051000She vibrated through some walls alright.
>>30051017>She can vibrate [ ] whenever she wants to.Now we know why MM+ has her inside.
>>30051027I am sure Cynthia would enjoy it.
>>30051017>Implying she wants too>>30051008Consider the element S!
>>30051017Not if MM+ chewed her food.
>>30051008Remember how many ranks we went up for doing silly things or distracting villains?Whose to say she didn't gain S rank solely by "distracting" villains, instead of fighting them?
Page 8, ladies and gentlemen. Thread end incoming.
>>30051017>Even is cafornicator was eaten by MM+, she can just vibrate out of her whenever she wants to.That's not even the scary part.The scary part is she could actually be into that sort of thing.
>>30051017>MM+ wraps Caffornicator up, starts to threaten her>Caffo vibrates herself within MM+s coils to escape>MM+ stops what shes doing, moaning at the vibrations>[vibrations intensify] Smutwriter, we need you now more than ever
>>30051073> snakes> chewing food
>>30050944Hmm... Everything looks fine to me."You didn't uhm... Get into a fight with Caffornicator, did you?"C: "Of course not~ The girl is so sweet, like creamy coffee. We just talked for a bit and then parted ways.""What did you guys talk about?"C: "Oh, this and that~ She was amusing but I'm afraid the only one that can truly keep me entertained is you, Rena~ Now, let's go."Hmm... Man, I thought I fixed things. People can be so complicated.I wish I knew what she really wanted.===================================>The two of them walk back to the Hospital with Rena promising to be back later. Standing outside is Sparkle and Monster Marauder, the two of them still in the same position she was when she left them.MGS: "Rena, you're back.">Monster Master glares at Sparkle for a moment before walking pass her and into the hospital.MGS: "I need to speak to you for a moment. I asked every Hero and Villain I can and there are a few that have reported seeing this creature. There's Queen of the World, Dark Witch EdgeMurder, and Cosplay Lass. There's one connection that I can make between them all... They've all met you at some point.""What does that mean?"MGS: "No idea, yet. And what's worse is that's just the ones we know of. Now judging by what Monster Maestro said that means they met this creature and survived. Do you know what that means?""... I think so."MGS: "Since you know Cosplay Lass and Queen I was wondering if perhaps you could talk to them?"
>>30051123The blood had to come from somewhere.
>>30051131Can we waifu MM+? She's much cuter than Bridgette.
>>30051131Jesus fucking Christ, it is Kitty...
>>30051131"okay! that sounds simple enough! What could possibly go wrong?"
>>30051131Did we ever meet Edgemurder before she went all contract on us?Its totally Kitty trying to help us be the best hero we can be, isn't it?
>>30051131Wait, did cosplay lass take the pact?Oh boy.
>>30051131Sure thing.Do you have any ideas what that thing actually is?
>>30051131"I've already talked to Queen. She got killed by the thing after turning it down and was revived."
>>30051131Queen did not, strictly speaking, survive though.
Rolled 15Oh god, is our kitty making supervillains for us to fight?
RIP Caffinator and Ignis You fell before your time.
>>30051164Nah, just saw the creature.
>>30051131Oh god, it really is future us making the contracts. Let's go talk to Cosplay Lass first, but we might need Sparkle's backup if she is a magical girl now.
>>30051178Man, the Monster Family has been wreaking havoc on the Hero Association lately.>Ignis>anti-hero>Caffornicator>Has MGS on lockdown
>>30051131wait, could rena's cat could be the...
>>30051164>did cosplay lass take the pact?>Magical Girl Fujoshi.Oh my...
>>30051131"Wrong. I'd never met Dark Witch EdgeMurder until I saved you from her."
>>30051192>our desire for hats consumed us so much that we went back in time to make contracts with everyone such that they all had silly hats>Only once the whole world is hatted can we begin The Reaping
>>30051208Very astute pointThese are all people YOU'VE met
>>30051208Seems like a certain QB is out for some sweet, sweet revenge.
>>30051249Don't be silly, Sparkles ate QB while he was still alive.
>>30051229>made contract>went back in time>Rena is Homu
>>30051240I don't think that's it either. Has Sparkle ever met Cosplay Lass? I suppose she'd HEARD of her after fixing Robomaid...
>>30051264Taste like marshmallows~
"Wrong. I'd never met Dark Witch EdgeMurder until I saved you from her."MGS: "She seems to be the ONLY exception. Maybe it was a... No, forget it. I'm going to go crazy if I keep thinking about the possibilities. Still, my point stands. You know Cosplay Lass and I don't. Would you go talk to her?""Sure but can you come with me? I want some backup.">Magical Girl Sparkle looks up at Monster Marauder.MMA: "I'm better, really. Go. I'll wait at my lair."MGS: "... Alright. Rena, let's go.">They walk Monster Marauder back home before heading off to Cosplay Lass's home. She opens her door and stares at the pair of Heroes.CL: "What do you want, Rena?"
>>30051265She never made a contract, though. She just consumed all the world's hats and went back in time for more.>Rena is Gaben
>>30051273MGS has been in this gig for months if not years, pretty sure she met most of the Villains at some point.
>>30051131MM+DID YOU EAT CAFFORNICATOR
>>30051306"First, thank you for helping fix Robomaid""Second, I'd like to talk to you about the contract thing."
>>30051306Nice hair ornament, did you get from a horrific eldritch abomination?
>>30051306soooo, did you ever agree to contract with this weird cat creature thing?
>>30051306"nice hairpin. is it new?"
>>30051306THAT HAIR PIECE, I MUST HAVE IT
>>30051306"Hey, have you made any contracts with any shady characters lately?"
>>30051306STEAL THE HAIRPIN
>>30051306"Did you meet an evil kitty guy who offered you a contract and then tried to kill you?We need to know more about them."
"Soooo... Did you ever agree to a contract with this weird cat thingy?"CL: "...">She closes the door in Rena's face.
>>30051350>>30051352Rena, master of subtlety.
>>30051404USE YOUR SUPER STRENGTH TO BUST THAT DOOR OPEN
>>30051404open the door back up and ask again
Knock again"It's important. People have died because of this thing."
>>30051404Knock. Tell her that you have an imported untranslated manga that isn't out yet.
Rolled 14>>30051404Come on, I'll let Robomaid make you waffles one day if you answer!Lots of chocolate sauce, fresh strawberries and fresh cream
>>30051404You remember the stuck door to the CF's secret room? Rinse and repeat. You can pay her for the new door later, this is important!
>>30051404Shout "HE'S KILLING VILLAINS! YOU'RE NOT SAFE! WE WANT TO HELP!"
>>30051404Knock the door hard
>>30051404"Coooosplaaaaaayyy, it's impooortaaaaaaaant"
>>30051404OH MY GAH SHE DID!
>>30051404FUCK YOUR DOORRENA SMASH
>>30051404Cosplay! Open up, the cat thing killed QotW & tried to kill MM, it's important!
>>30051404"Uh, what I meant to say is 'do you know any animes about girls who make contracts with cat things?'"
>>30051404Have MGS remind her that she owes Rena after that prank she pulled with Robomaid.
>>30050987Caff is S-Rank.MM+ shows no signs of being over caffinated.
>>30051404>KNOCK LOUDLYTHIS CONCERNS YOUR CONTINUED SURVIVAL, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND HERE
>Rena keeps knocking on the door."Open upppppppp!">When Cosplay Lass doesn't reply Rena gets ready to pull the door off of it's hinges. As she does the door is suddenly blown away, slamming Rena into the wall.MGS: "Rena!">Before Magical Girl Sparkle can react she is bound tightly by strips of red ribbon. The dust settles and Rena manages to push the door off of her.>She sees Cosplay Lass in a completely new outfit.DWCL: "For your information I did make a contract. He told me that if I ever saw you or Magical Girl Sparkle that I need to take you both down. If I do this I can keep these powers forever. Sorry, Rena. Nothing personal."
>>30051700DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
>>30051700Apply rock to hairpin.
>>30051700Throw rock at magic hairpin focus thingy!
Rolled 14>>30051700OH SHIT. DO THE ROCK MAGIC, RENA
>>30051700Ouch. Let's call Monster Marauder, we already know magical girls cannot harm him.
Rolled 11>>30051700Hm, throw rock at hair pin.
>>30051700All that fire make it look like Dark Witch Cosplay Lass has hair on her legs.Well, that was a fun chapter.
>>30051738We'll get monster marauder a magical girl harem. Best plan.
>>30051498Nah. If she'd already made the contract she'd be trying to beat us up right now, Edgemurder style.
>>30051700"What happens if you don't? Come on, you could turn against the bad guy and use your powers for good! Like Kamen Rider!"
Smut writer! You are needed!MM+ x Caffornicator vore smut!
And so ends that chapter. We were getting close to page 10. However... I have an entire night to kill so I can possibly start a new chapter tonight. Haven't done one of those in a while.
>>30051819yes continue continue
>>30051700>Crack knuckles.Time for HERO ACTION
>>30051819I think it's obvious what we'd vote for.
>>30051819Well that would be fun...
>>30051819Oh hell yes
>>30051819CHAPTER 22? LET'S DO IT
>>30051819Who do I I have to sacrifice to make this happen
>>30051700NEW CHAPTER! TONIGHT!
>>30051819butineedtosleeeeeepwhy you do this to meeeee
>>30051819Do it! But first, we need to see what happened to Caffornicator.
>>30051819DO A ONE SHOT AGAIN
>>30051878yes.WHAT HAPPENED TO CAFFORNICATORWE NEED TO KNOW
>>30051819By "tonight" you mean in approximately 24 hours time and now "right now"... right? riiiiight?
>>30051819Go for it. I don't have much planned tonight other than playing KS.
>>30051857The ride never ends!I should have gone to sleep 3 hours ago, dammit.But it's not like I gotta work tomorrow or anything.
>>30051819OH GOD YES PLEASE JUNKY NEEDS HIS FIX
>>30051819You could always do a one shot about the snack food ninjas
>>30051871Go have some coffee, delicious creamy coffee. Feel the joy MM+ felt and draw it's power.
There is no room in MM+ for Caffornicators body, thus it stands to reason she went to a different dimension. Probably one full of monster girls.
>>30051998Or perhaps the legendary Barista World.
>>30051998I-I want to go their, too.
>>30051998blood. dude.It may not have been caffornicators ENTIRE body.
>>30052056And it's up!
>>30051819Eh, have some fic while we wait!For all of you lovers of more mature women, I present to you some delicious Christmas cake:http://pastebin.com/xE7BymV6
>>30051998All of MM+'s orifices are portaled.It lets her take extremely large insertions.